XP Service Pack Slows Programs
AEton writes "Vnunet and others are reporting that Windows XP's Service Pack 1 has introduced a flaw into the operating system. Changes to memory handling code result in programs which often allocate memory (which is many of them) can take up to ten times longer than normal to start. Microsoft has acknowledged the problem in Q815411, and while a patch is available by request from Microsoft Product Services, it will not be widely released until Service Pack 2."
...In the meantime, Microsoft suggests you refrain from running programs which use memory. Thank you for your patience.
In Soviet Rush, today's Tom Sawyer gets high on you.
the dancing monkeyfish is back in the barrel? I use my XP box for off-line multimedia only, I SP1'd, I did. All the guys were doing it. I didn't know I had a problem, it seems just as slow now as it was before.
The best way to do is to be.
It looks like the pirates who weren't allowed to upgrade to SP1 have gotten the last laugh. Piracy does pay! Thanks MS, for pointing this out.
This is really just more anti-Microsoft Slashdot FUD. After all, this only affects programs that allocate memory.
Programmers can easily work around this bug by returning right after printf("Hello World") finishes.
Now I know why they call them service packs rather than upgrades. Apparently Microsoft doesn't even trust themselves.
(actually, it's because I'm using XP with that pirated serial number that SP1 kindly "de-activates" for you)
Avoid Service Pack 1, or better yet, avoid Windows.
If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
I'm amazed they don't say it's not fixable and to wait and upgrade to Windows XP2 (or whatever the hell they call it when it comes out)...
Of course the other option is for 3rd party tools to come out that fix the bug in windows with an active patch (ie, patch the memory while it's running) and charge 49.95 for it... those memory doublers and optimizers from the windows 3.1 days come to mind....
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Programming is like sex... Make one mistake and support it the rest of your life.
Both Openoffice and Mozilla have slowed down quite alot with the latest security updates from Microsoft.
When I open openoffice is just sits there doing nothing for like 20 seconds and then launched. No excess cpu overhead or anything. It just stalls and then runs. Its just annoying and I wonder if its a conspiracy theory.
Has anyone else noticed this?
http://saveie6.com/
More good work from MS's 'does it compile?' quality assurance program
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive.
Once it's using 250+ megs of memory after a week of continuous use, it becomes a real beast. Apparently, I'm not supposed to use Mozilla for a week at a time without closing it though...
Windows XP's Service Pack 1 has introduced a flaw into the operating system.
Drat, just when we all thought windows had achieved perfection. Back to the Visio board...
Each component in Windows is so intertwined together that when one thing needs to be fixed, the a few other pieces breaks, which must be fixed, therefore more pieces break and it will get to a point when all pieces break and it is better off to run NT4, as Microsoft stopped breaking it.
Please direct all bug reports to
I've had simular problems since I installed SP1, but only with installshield applications. It takes about 5-10 minutes for installshield to start, it just hangs in limbo. Kind of answers alot of questions of why Mozila(spelling) wasn't usable at times.
I for one, don't trust Microsoft's tactics these days. This comes days after the announcement that they aren't going to fix the bug in NT4.0.
This all smells like a ploy to try to get everyone to use XP, and then from there, to get SP2 installed. I can only wonder what goodies this brings, besides the "fix" that it purportedly addresses.
Yet even more reason to consider the more feature-rich, secure alternatives such as FreeBSD or Linux. Move now, your data may not be able to move later on if this keeps up.
I dunno.. first the NT vulnerability and the fact that it's too broken by design to be fixed, and now this.
From a company with such a brilliant track record in OS and patch quality, I am truly surprised.
Sigged!
Here: http://www.neowin.net/comments.php?id=9815&categor y=main
Here's a link to the file:
x p/ Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe
http://home.t-online.de/home/520092137223-0001/
Execution is pretty fast on my AMD XP2600+, it seems like it wades through bloated MS code pretty well, but even with the fast HDD and everything, program loading is inexplicably slow, and the drive hasn't had enough time to get seriously fragmented, so I was wondering. Probably should order a 160GB drive and get busy installing Manduck Linux 9...
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
MS' trend to introduce programming flaws into SP for it's OS range of products is well known and well documented. Remember the NT4 SP5 problems ?
It's not a bad idea. 'Flaws' like that force users to upgrade their systems into the next SP. And then the next SP. Until the next major release of the Window OS is introduced to the market.
Providing flaws into it's products Microsoft secures that their customers are always following it's lead, guidelines, marketing plans and so on.
Hardly surprisingly. Just succesful corporate policy.
Anyone have this patch hosted somewhere?
This space for rent. Call 1-800-STEAK4U
And please, before somebody gets started with a flame war, WinHeap is not open source (although there is a source code license available), but it is free for non-profit use.
Never, ever lose a file again. Ever.
This patch, along with the fact that MS won't be releasing a patch for that recent gaping hole in NT4, reminds me of a scene...
(Read along in a mock British-imitating-French accent, ala the castle scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail)
Microsoft Engineer: We've got a problem here, chaps!
MS Users (All, Amongst Selves): Well, how about a patch then?
Microsoft Engineer: Uh, we've already got one, you see.
MS User 1: Are you sure he's got one?
MS User 2: He says they've already got one!
Microsoft Engineer: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a.
MS Engineers: [chuckling]
MS Users: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
MS Engineer: Of course not! You are clueless types-a!
MS Users: If you will not show us the patch, we shall switch all our systems to Linux!
MS Engineer: You don't frighten us, clueless pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Linux King, you and all your silly open source k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
MS User 1: What a strange person.
MS User 2: Now look here, my good man--
MS Engineer: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
MS Users: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
MS Engineer: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! [sniff]
(With aplogies to Monty Python)
Script here.
What the hell did they have to go and touch that for? Was is broken?
Yeah, so the new Microsoft standard malloc() and takes 10 times as long to load as the old version. But with this increase in time, the customer can be sure that the memory allocations are being done more securly, and in a way that's good for them.
Also as a bonus, no more pesky free()'s. When that memory gets allocated, it STAYS allocated untill you (have to) reboot your system.
Huh?
...so now my programs that take a tenth of a second to start will take a whole second?
My god I don't know if I can handle such a waste of my productivity!
THANKS MICROSOFT!
"Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"
Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
My first experience with XP (no pun intended) was just a few weeks ago with my new laptop. Everything about it is faster than my workstation. True, my workstation has a slower CPU, but it also has a significantly faster harddrive, which is usually the bottleneck for loadtimes. XP boots way faster, loads programs noticeably faster, and has a more responsive GUI even considering the more resource intensive graphics. So, if in fact there is a bug in XP that slows the loading of some programs down, then that just means that SP2 will make things even faster.
Oh, and let's not talk about load times for X window managers. Even with XP's "bug" KDE nor Gnome stand a chance*.
* Disclaimer: this is based on my experience RH8. I'm currently downloading the Mandrake 9.1 ISO's (slowly... mirrors are hammered) so my observation is not taking into account potential performance improvements made recently.
There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
Why does MS keep releasing new software when each time it is worse than the last release. Maybe if they rereleased old updates then things might start to speed up.
Checking out my form of escapism.
MS should be focusing on improving the desktop XPerience like Linux is with the work in 2.6 to improve interactivity.
"... I declare our city to be a free and independent state to be named Tri-Insula!" --Fernando Wood, Mayor of NYC 1861
SecureCRT takes forever to start up.
So I suppose SP1 is to XP as beer is to me: a tool to slow your reaction time. Too bad it doesn't make XP more attractive...
if(!toilet_paper) roll.replace(new roll);
my last uodate of win2k has introduced a flaw on my os that causes it to slow down when releasing the system for a shutdown.
before the update: about 10 secs.
after the update: over one minute.
I solved this issue in FuzQ0000001
use the powerswitch to shut down the computer.
Privacy is terrorism.
Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe
Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
This explains why my Acrobat reader is crawling. I installed the fix and now all is back to normal.
Jamey Kirby
Enjoy.
...why is it taking six months to learn the news. No one noticed their program startups taking TEN TIMES longer? I haven't noticed. How about providing a list of said programs and some benchmarks with these headlines? I'm not here to defend Microsoft, but I suspect the scope of the problem is limited and can wait till SP2 for most users.
Why bother asking Microsoft for the patch? Here you go. :)
Doing that would warn me how my serial number was not acquired legally. :)
And I was starting to believe that Bill Gates never said "640K is enough for anyone".
-- Don't Tase me, bro!
Just because im a nice guy...
http://www.paricom.com/matt/xphotfix/
- what is the definition of simultanagnosia?! I've been meaning to look it up!
This particular fix requires calling Technical support to get. It's even in the Slashdot article!
Is that why I have to go get a shiny new 3GHz Pentium 4 -- so I can start Office 2003 by the time the afternoon is out?
No wonder my 1.53GHz Athlon has been so slow lately...
Historically speaking this makes it an upgrade
Good one! :-)
I've been running SP1 since it was released and I haven't ran into any programs hanging for extended periods of time or taking up 10 times more memory. Is there a list of programs somewhere that documents this problem to a specific application?
http://www.petri.co.il/change_xp_serial.htm
then do a google search for a program called "xp key recoverer and discoverer 5.12"
enjoy your product activation free xp
Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A jedi fears not these things!
All these people will illegal serials... Is it because they don't want to pay for the software?
Or is it that they actually bought the software, but don't want to go through the invasive activation process that sells your privacy?
Or that they plan to sell their oem software later on?
Wow. I almost installed SP1. Oh wait... I'm running BSD, never mind.
Excellent work. This patch didn't work in the least, and infact broke my XP causing me to restore from an older version. For some reason, the patch refused to find ntdll.dll, even though it was in the specified directory - After pointing the path to a few other directories which also had this file, it still refused, so I had to cancel. Cancelling it warned would cause your computer to stop working. Well, it did. Screw this patch, I'll just have to deal with the lag for now.
Sure, it has some side effects, but don't all fixes?
Enjoy!
http://home.centurytel.net/mraymer/Q815411_WXP_SP2 _x86_ENU.exe
"To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking
http://student.ehsal.be/aloisiana/telenut3/nl/Wind ows%20XP%20SP1%20Tutorial.htm
If you're looking for a nice fast mirror:
patch
Whoa, whoa whoa. Hold it right there. Alpha patches? For WinXP?
.44 magnum shells and dry cleaning. I refuse to pay one red cent towards dragging you into the street by the hair, shooting you and then pissing in the 6 craters I will have just created in your body.
You , sir, are one of two things:
1.- You are an evil cracker who is tempting people into downloading your latest Trojan Badger^WHorse code so you can r007 them and be a 1337 h4x0r. Except they'd actually have to be for NT4 to run at all, you fucking lamer.
2. - You are a Microsoft engineer who has XP running on the Alpha processor. Which means Microsoft still supports the Alpha internaly, and Compaq needn't of killed it. I could have had an EV8!!!
In either case, you can expect your next of kin to recieve a very large bill for beer,
HAND.
Soko
(Still mourning the Alpha)
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
Hi, we suggest you use one of these patches to solve all your problems...
Sincerely,
All Advocates of Linux
I did install the patch, and there is a major difference in speed.
Here's more information about the issue, and a link for download. Please, post mirrors.
Info & Patch
This is "News" in the same sense as the last suicide bombing in a string of about one per week for the last 2 years.
You could write a generic newspaper like this and it would be valid for any day of the week, any week of the year.
"Unrest in the Middle East"
"Democrats criticize tax cut proposal"
"Republicans push bill to outlaw abortion"
"New Bug found in Microsoft Windows"
"Search for kidnapped child continues"
"Woman murdered in inner city"
etc...
It happens every day, so I wouldn't really call it "news".
Repeal the DMCA!
What you can do is call 1-800-936-4900 which is Microsoft's Hotfix Line.. Tell them the Q article and they will pull it up and send a link in your email.
But I have already done this for you.. And I didn't forget you alpha users!
http://www.paricom.com/matt/xphotfix
- what is the definition of simultanagnosia?! I've been meaning to look it up!
I don't know about anyone else but I noticed a fairly noticable slowdown in XP when I installed SP1. I've since uninstalled SP1.
Personally I prefer speed over security.
Where the Music Matters
hard to find that program anymore......try this key,
thankfully i still have a copy of the keygen : )
YR8W3-H6PMJ-8V7BR-VFTWF-T99CR
Did a little googling and found a mirror hosting the patch for this problem. http://home.t-online.de/home/520092137223-0001/xp/ Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe
Enjoy!
I work in a local computer repair shop, and 30% or so of the computers we load SP1 on stop booting properly. No safe mode, no VGA mode, just a wipe and reload. They boot then restart as soon as they should be getting to the desktop, caught in a eternal loop. Unless it is specifically requested by the user, I definatly don't load it. Thats just the major of many other problems we have come across with SP1.
adventure-today.com
I installed SP1 on my dual-boot machine some time ago, and I noticed that even in linux, OpenOffice and Mozilla have excessive load times too. ;)
But due to the Service Pack update, IE took ten times longer to launch! ;-D
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Mikey-San
Mikey-San
Karma: +Eleventy billion (mostly affected by watching Celebrity Jeopardy)
...are blue screens... which strangely increase my aplication time on my Mac... go figure!
Seriously... XP pro blue screens all the time on my Dual athlon box... I heard it was issues with the AMD chipset... win2k, however works just fine...
||| I still can't believe Parkay's not butter.
Umm... I called that number and got a 404 error. I think it's been Slashdotted.
I haven't on my machines and test machines at home and office with various softwares. Are there any known programs or games that does show this?
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
they're for the itanium. pay attention.
found it here: http://www.softodrom.ru/get.php?id=3942
another update, and it's not even monday..
I thought this was an added feature, to give you plenty of time to make sure you want to open this program and get a cup of coffee like the good old days...
-1 Overrated (Too many big words for me to comprehend)
I think the original poster misunderstood the patch. From the look of the patch file name Q815411_WXP_SP2_ia64_ENU.exe, it is actually for Windows XP 64-Bit Edition, i.e. the Itanic, rather than Alpha.
All worms? I think not! The dreaded FORTRAN worm, with it's one time memory alocation, pass by reference only and spritish math library will make mince meat of all the usual holes. Ha!
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
It is plain that Microsoft's internal testing is insufficient. I don't really fault them for this -- it's simply impossible to have enough configurations, testcases, and procedures to cover more than a small percentage of the actual ways the product is used.
IMO, Microsoft would benefit by issuing public release candidates for new OS versions and patches. It would greatly reduce the impact of problems with patches and new releases.
-Thomas
don't all /. readers run Linux or *BSD anyway?
This is *news*?
Every new release of windows runs slower than the one before. Looks to me like MS is trying to stay ahead of the curve.
Tetris rules.
I would have paid to see their expressions.
Not to be an ass or anything, but XP doesn't run on alphas. If you take a careful look at the patch file, you'll see ia64 in the file name. 2 completely different architectures.
Geek used to be a four letter word. Now it's a six-figure one.
Worried that Linux is gaining market share, this is just phase I in making XP seem more like Linux. In phase II, Microsoft will break the ability to effortlessly cut and paste across programs. In phase III, they make the process of installing programs opaque, introducing 'package managers'. Then, in the diabolical phase IV, they ditch plug-and-play, and move to a system whereby recompilation of the kernel is often necessary when changing harware. Everyone will think that's the worst until they reach phase V--in which you can't just use a disk after putting it in the drive, you have to perform actions to 'mount' the disk.
yay! finally! my mac is faster!
Quid festinatio swallonis est aetherfuga inonusti?
Africus aut Europaeus?
Lemme guess!
This memory suckage occurs in programs NOT compiled with Microsoft "Approved" compilers.
<evil grin>
Perhaps a DR-DOSesq situation
</evil grin>
Guess which patch i'm gonna have to download tomorrow.
This is where I keep my clever quotes "" Yup I only got a pair, so I better not waste em!
Microsoft is doing this type of trickery a bit too often with their hotfixes. For many "nonessential" fixes, they won't publically release the fix in lieu of requiring calls to their tech support. Apparently they don't want to fully test for any ill effects of the hotfixes, so they try to release it to a small subset of people that are known to have the problem (I guess they are afraid of the liability of releasing to all). As far as i'm concerned, their hotfixes are installed "at your own risk" anyway. Googling the Q-number will almost always find you a mirror anyway ;-)
"Back to the Visio board...."
Maybe that's the problem! They need OmniGraffle! The new version will be Visio compatible and everything!
I knew it!! Where else is that money going? I never see any...
I never did quite trust printf(), a little on the seedy side it always seemed to me. How can it just keep taking arguments? That's just not natural.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
For too long have tail-recursive supporters been laughed at and ignored while people used fancy stacks that grew without bounds!
No longer! Now, arise my tail-recursive brethren and let a new day of shallow-stack programming commence!!
Wait - stack growth is not the same as memory allocation? My bad. Back, I say, supporters of the One Recursion! The time is not yet right.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
The change is that XP now zeroes out memory as it allocates, it didnt before, and only a few weeks ago you slashbots were slamming them for that.
Of course, the key word is 'up to ten times'. Most applications arent' affected, only particularly poorly written ones.
But whatever. Carry on thinking anyones going to switch to the clusterfuck that is an XFree86 based desktop for performance reasons.
... they'd unbundled IE from Windows and that was why it was taking so long to start...
Nah. I don't run Windows, and especially not XP. Gentoo only here.
This is a documented issue, listed on Microsoft's very own knowledge base? How is this FUD?
Seems more related to the VM (not postpone allocating/wiring mem till it is actualyl used) rather than real slow memory allocations.
Otherwise small blocks would have been affected, not large ones.
Since most machines nowadays are relatively stacked with memory, I'm not surprised if this was relatively rare
Well, Bill said 640K of memory is enough for most people, so I guess M$ it taking that as a design goal and ooptimizing their OS for things that don't need more RAM than that
"The worst tyrannies were the ones where a governance required its own logic on every embedded node." - Vernor Vinge
As a programmer, I have yet to run into this bug. I am using Windows XP SP1 with all patches from Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer applied. My game engine contains a few routines that rapidly allocate and deallocate memory for linked lists. There might be more than 400 allocation and deallocations every second from the time the engine starts. I have used GlobalAlloc (or the synonym LocalAlloc), HeapAlloc, VirtualAlloc, and CoTaskMemAlloc. Not one has proven to be slow at all, however, I settled on HeapAlloc since it seemed to be the most flexible. But, this may change if my plug-in system needs direct access to allocated memory (which only CoTaskMemAlloc provides). Does anyone know how to reproduce the bug in code?
***NT***
I wonder how often moderators actually read the guidelines...
I seek not only to follow in the footsteps of the men of old, I seek the things they sought.
win2k... is a decent product despite the fact that it comes from microsoft and despite the fact that u need to install 2 service packs before you can trust your system. XP however is another headache all together. First, the concept of home and professional, is enough to drive any user user mad. Secondly, we've had this terrible experience with getting an XP professional system to work well with a Windows 2000 Server machine. Despite all service packs and "support", some problems just havent been resolved. :D
I also happen to have Mandrake 9 installed on my system, installed some of the Windows fonts, and what can I say... Dolphin rocks.
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ok, so when are they going to finally make scsi perform like it should on XP?
Holy crap... I love the fact that every post that's been modded to 4 or 5 seems to be written by someone who doesn't use Windows.
FYI: It's not a big deal. I've been using SP1 for months, and haven't noticed anything. Obviously, so have a whole lot of other people.
It's nothing to get so worked up about.
(Posted AC because this will be flamebait to some people).
SP1 for XP was supposed to address the DHCP problem that Microsoft has had with XP Home. Being a tech guy for a college, I can tell you that the DHCP issue was never corrected and people had to end up upgrading to XP Pro or upgrade to 2000 (yes, XP Home to 2000 is an upgrade, IMHO).
"This food is problematic."
Microsoft has confirmed that this is a problem in the Microsoft products that are listed at the beginning of this article.
I forget how many times I have read that sentence when tracking down really strange problems with Microsoft apps and operating systems. They don't offer a patch most of the time, they'd might has well have written,
"Microsoft knows this is a problem with this product but you're just going to have to buy the next version and hope we fixed it, because we sure aren't fixing it now!"
duh
.sigs are for post^Hers.
All this time I thought it was just my imagination that the system was running slower! I figured I was just getting less patient in my old age.
Turns out it WASN'T all in my head. That's a relief...
So, Microsoft introduced something which really slows down the system. And all this time I thought it was called Office...
I haven't seen any slowdown personally...
I run:
Internet Explorer
Photoshop 6.0
Dreamweaver (yes, I am that lazy)
SimpleMu
Winamp
Windows Media Player
Office
Slowdown really bothers me too, so I'd expect if it was really noticable, I would have noticed. I suspect this may be more of a "benchmark thing" than anything else.
Bill: "Oh yeah, you have an anti-patch patch? Well I have an anti-anti-patch patch!"
Cheers,
IT
Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.
MD5 (Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe) = ccac1cc811fc62e402a046f4e6cb8f0a
As Microsoft says, this is a fix they only want on systems showing slowdown problems running XP SP1 and that's why it's limited release beta patch. Whoever posted that MS is holding the patch ransom so you have to fork over bucks to Billy is obviously a moron.
I support Windows XP for my customers, so I use it, too. I often have 20 instances of Mozilla open, each with several tabs. This works okay until I reach the limit of installed memory. Once the OS begins using virtual memory, the system becomes unstable.
Microsoft Windows operating systems have always been bad at managing memory. The first usable Windows OS was 3.0. It had terrible memory handling.
It's amazing that after all these years Microsoft has not learned how to handle memory allocations.
Now, maybe, Macinoshes will be as fast as Windows machines.
Best Buy can have you arrested
That means apps will be loading 10ms instead
of 1ms on my brand new p4 with stripe raid ?
*going to shoot myself in the head*
- Arwen, I'm your father, Agent Smith.
- Well, you're just Smith, but my father is Aerosmith!
Oh Great so how long i have to wait to get this patch from microsoft????????
Microsoft's knowledge base is a well-known mouthpiece for Linux zealots.
Richard M. Stallman, the director of Microsoft's support staff, is a long-time fixture in the "open source" community, originally known for his famous knowledge base document "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" (Document Q10804), but lately mostly for his zealot insistence on refusing to respond to support requests for MS Office unless the customer calls it "GNU/Powerpoint".
RMS has often used his editorial power over the support.microsoft.com site to spread anti-Microsoft FUD and promote "open source" software, to the point where the Microsoft knowledge base is almost unusable as a technical resource because of all of the political grandstanding. This latest knowledge base article is just another example of this. It's quite unfortunate really.
Thank you, you beautiful bastard.
Karma: Dyn-o-mite!(mostly affected by Jimmy Walker reading your comments)
Maybe its easier to brag about performance improvements if you slow down the old operating system before moving to a new one. This could be a perpetual cycle where you keep buying new software but the performance stays the same, while being advertised as "faster". ;-)
Just a stupid conspiracy theory though. No company would be that sleazy
Or (most likely option):
3. An idiot. ia64 does NOT refer to the alpha architecture.
At first I had my suspisions (and a draconian EULA) to justify it, but now I know I was right to just patch away and not install SP1.
I wonder though if the EULA for SP2 is just as insane...I mean, with those terms, I'm forced to either not install it or run offline.
-- Waht? Tehr's a preveiw buottn?
I think you forgot to make clear that that's just your opinion. Because, fuck, that was so well written and reasoned out that we could accidently mistake it for a cut and paste job from some place with decent writers.
So how do you make a programming error like that?
#define GlobalAlloc(x, y) malloc(y * 10)
You have to reboot your sysadmins too after you run a Microsoft system for more than a few hours.
how do i know this is not a trojan or something?
IAAL
thanks mattyohe
bamph
Good question.
Simply go to Properties and check the digital signature. It should be signed by Microsoft.
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Warning: Slashdot may contain traces of nuts.
You don't.
So I'm a pervert. Welcome to the Internet.
Doesn`t the whole OS slow programs? I mean, since whe are running an OS, we know it will slow down our apps. Is the counterpart to run only an app, no network, and so on, but Why cant be developed critical apps for the PC (or other cheap platforms) with no OS? (I mean, apps that boot themselves) It would make OS crashes less critical for that critical apps and make response speed (since no scheduler, context switches, etc...) increased. It would be a pain to work in one of those apps from scratch, but they would not rely in nothing but hardware. I remember playing a game for the PC (80286 era) that selfbooted from a 1.44 Mb Disk....
------- The last Sig. got fired.
Pshh... I've been using XP for a whopping couple months and this thing has blue screened at least 4 or 5 times and sends error reports at least every other day.
Having used 95, 98, NT 4 and 2000, do you really expect me to buy your "probably a bad install" argument? About the only stable installation I've *ever* seen is NT 4 on my alpha, on which it seems like I can run and crash whatever buggy software I want without BSODs, CPU hangs or the general corruption one expects from Windows.
Man, what I'd give for Direct X on NT 4.... and no, don't even think about saying Windows 2000 in response.
I have Apache 2.0 and MySQL 4.0 configured as services. Then upon logon, Mozilla 1.3 loads itself in memory. I often had to wait up to one full minute after system boot and user logon, for the networking subsystem to get started !!! This meant no Internet access until one minute after logon - not acceptable. With the hotfix applied, boot is faster (as in pre-SP1) and there was a sizeable difference in programs load time.
They shoulda stucked to EMM386 - atleast it worked.
GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
It's easy for you, but what about Joe "drag & drop" User?
Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
This is how they propel the PC industry! People are supposed to buy faster desktops. You weren't supposed to notice.
Southeastern Virginia REPRESENT!
This means me and my friend will be able to play Descent 1 without the originally gentle bobbing of the ship sped up to a nauseating earthquake speed! Dust off that copy of Descent and try it for yourself. I dare you to try and play for 15 minutes without getting a nauseating headache!
:-D
moox. for a new generation.
What else is in SP-1? The best advice is probably to just skip SP-1 and wait for SP-2 (if that doesn't include an extra patch to just stop our computer entirely!)
Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Removing the extraneous word those.
Adding the letter a to complete the word meant.
Also, the user may instead replace the offending line with the following text:
Probably job security. They have to have people that patch the patches to the other patches that were meant to fix the O/S.
- SP1 on its own doesn't since I haven't got any problems.
- Large memory allocations doesn't since I'm using such programs quite often.
???
There must be something else involved too... I'm even quite sure *most* of us haven't got any ptoblems whatsoever, otherwise we'd heard about this long before it made the news recently.
Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
Absolutely terrible, this would never happen in Linux.
Result: What we have here; lists of links to "patches" cropping up everywhere, WaReZ sites, news sites, 3D and gaming sites, you name it. Now, how easy is it going to be for the kiddies to slip some trojans into the mix. Congratulations Microsoft; you quite likely just got a significant percentage of Windows XP systems rooted.
UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
Here is the link to the patch that MS is talking about in their KB article. There is a german and english patch currently availiable.
. asp?TOPIC_ID=3862
http://www.windowplanet.net/community/forum/topic
This reminds me of the worm that'd hit even M$ because they didn't install their own SP1. Maybe they already knew about that bug then but did forget to report.
Everyone keep this shit in mind before you argue that M$ has better customer service than the OSS community!
Sell XP with service pack touting its "secure" (haha) features.
Pay a lame research co. to do an "independent" performance study using a stripped down (or unpatched) version.
But.. A company with this much at stake and this many users should be above mistakes like this, which would have shown in testing..
:)
I assume they test service packs before the are sent out..
---- Booth was a patriot ----
Buwhaahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Word XP especially loads faster.
Everybody complains about windows.....nobody remembers that linux vm was rewritten during a stable release. It sucked until some recent versions. People had to continue using 2.2; or developing their own trees...
... folks with Macs are yawning and getting on with their lives. Macintosh: more than a computer, it's a way of life.
be an ultimate recycler - buy an old used car every year
You work in a repair shop and you don't know how to get to Safe Mode?
I believe F8 gets you there if the menu's not shown. Switch to it and you'll boot fine without crashes. Then turn off the "instant reboot" on bluescreens (somewhere in My Computer->Properties maybe?) and give it a reboot into normal mode. This will let you see the bluescreen that's kicking your computer's ass every time it hits the desktop and the component involved (which you're probably going to find is a DLL from your video driver, or possibly your NIC driver.)
This service pack has been brough to you by Intel -- Now with new, faster SP1 processors.. Upgrade today!
Yeah yeah, I gots me one of them thar Itanic workstations at work .... I bought it to run HP-UX, and well, it bites.
...
:)
Ready for prime-time my ass.
I'll stick with my SunBlade & PA-RISC workstation, thanks
Now off to get a nice shiny AlphaStation
I saw my laptop's wireless networking performance drop to near-unusable, despite being in the same room as the base station and getting a reported "excellent" connection at 11Mbps. Mozilla won't load a web page; IE will load one page, but not more. They screwed up something in the wireless code, big-time.
I have coworkers who discovered the same problem. Using a wire connection shows no problems whatsoever.
You have a good point.. most people have no idea that they even need to flash their bios.
However, 50% of the time, Joe User comes to me and I flash the bios for him.
btw, some OEMS have now have EXEs that can flash the bios while still in windows.
The thread was posted on Google News main page - how about that? Slashdot is now considered a legitimate news source.
A weird thing happened to me on Wednessday - OOo suddenly decided to take upwards of 5 minutes to load up - on my linux system. Very mysterious. I put a second hard-drive in and did a fresh install which solved that issue, but now my hostname keeps getting reset from its default to some name related to the network I connect to. This screws up my printer but I'm fine if I manually reset the hostname back to the original setting and restart printer deamon. I'm not even sure where to begin searching for help solving these issues. Any suggestions? If a computer I connect to has this new service pack, could that effect my linux system? Oh, and when I shut down, if I didn't manually change the hostname back, canna (for Japanese input) fails to close with a message that it is owned by another machine. I'm mystified!
What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
Thank you M$
Man Gets 70mpg in Homemade Car-Made from a Mainframe Computer
Well, I called, and when they wanted to know where to send it, I gave them my @fuckmicrosoft.com address. She kind of muttered something, and I still haven't gotten any mail from them. How long does this usually take?
"If he thinks he can hide and run from the United States and our allies, he's sorely mistaken." Bush on bin Laden
Where do you want to go eventually?
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Because on Windows all output is in error anyway.
Considering the relatively large amount of people running a pirated version of WinXP, and haven't installed service pack 1, i'd say the problem is rather contained.
Remember: If you buy anything from spammers, you have a small penis.
I'm also wondering about this. Visual Studio 6 on Windows XP with VS6 Service Pack 5 has a blatant flaw in which your .cpp source files are sometimes deleted from the hard disk (I kid you not). I've been using VS6 for years, and this bug is a relatively recent development. And SP5, it seems, is going to be the last service pack for VS6. So for customers who want this rather serious problem fixed, their only option is basically to 'upgrade' to .NET. And you can bet that thousands of customers will do precisely that. I have this theory, which I could never prove, that MS deliberately introduced this bug in order to give thousands of their customers an "incentive" to upgrade. Many customers wouldn't need or want to upgrade if they weren't forced to, because the current version is already good enough for them. Its the age old problem of companies like Microsoft ending up competing with older versions of their own products.
They're a damn drain on the economy, if you ask me. They raise the costs of doing business for so many companies who use their products, with little or no real benefits from all the 'upgrades'. Money that could be better spent on something productive (or saved and the product made cheaper) is piling up in MSs bank account instead.
I've just installed the hotfix and it has made quite a difference on my 433MHz w/ 256MB RAM laptop. Trillian and my wireless network monitor both start up noticably faster, and Opera starts faster as well. I would say I notice a speedup of a few seconds for the network and maybe 1-2 seconds for Trillian, maybe 4 for Opera.
Slashdot is proof that Sturgeon's Law applies to mankind.
Well... first, this is very old news. I read in on other sites over a week ago.
Second, (I'm not saying anything of the case here, but) two of the most notorious bugs I have ever tracked down in software were flaws in algorithms which resulted in incorrect results. In each case, the algorithms made assumptions that were simply incorrect, and terminated the algorithm early or "optimized out" cases that should not have been. In both cases, fixing the bug did result in a slowdown. So, the choice was to take a performance hit and have code that actually worked, or leave the faster, buggy code in place.
Thanks for hosting that. I've just installed it, had a quick test and theres a definite improvement. I can now alt-tab between C&C Generals and the desktop a hell of a lot faster, game also closes more efficiently. Netscape browser and mail load noticably faster too.
If you ever had an application ported from UNIX to NT that wasn't a memory hog under UNIX but slowly ate its way through virtual memory on NT, this is most likely why.
Microsoft sneakily added the _heapmin() function to combine contiugous small free'd blocks into big chunks of memory.
Unfortunately, free(), malloc()'s happy buddy, had been combining free blocks on each call to free() since the dawn of the C programming language.
My guess is Microsoft got better performance on benchmarks by essentially not freeing memory!
If you look at K&R "The C Programming Language", Kernighan & Ritchie implement malloc and free Hey but don't take my word for it. Intel has warned you about this for a while, [p.61 of 101].
But Mircosoft "fixed" it in MSVC 4.0 and up.
In a related move, Microsoft has quietly added to the Windows SDK that the color red, formerly 622 - 760nm, shall be redefined with the values 455 - 492nm (formerly known as blue). Programs from other platforms should add a call to the _PutOnRoseColoredGlasses() function to avoid compatibility problems.
Holy shit, you're a pretentious ass! Way to go!
I strongly suspect that the C standard provides no guarantees about whether free() coallesces free chunks or not, regardless of whether some implementations do so.
May we never see th
Idiot, please get a life.
Great post. Honestly, who gets off telling people that the things they laugh at aren't really funny?
I'd suggest you don't use Slashdot as your only news source, or you will suffer permanent brain damage.
Fix seems to slowdown start times. Might be a good idea to run bootvis after installing.
Sorry to br redundant, but i'd rather that, than to fail to express my gratitrude. thank you.
Sounds like Microsoft is trying to slow down the startup of Java programs!
So which download is it please?
Funny thing is my Opera browser now takes 20 times longer to start after I downloaded some Win 98 service packs and patches.
;)
Gee I wonder if Microsfot makes Opera take a year to start up on purpose. Nah, Microsoft would never abuse their power by crippling a competitor's product, so it must be an honest mistake.
"w2k is effected as well"
Something cannot be effected. Something can be affected, but to affect something you effect a change.
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If the world were an oyster, it would be mine.......
Windows 3.0 didnt ship in a box.
Slashdot = Idiot FUD
Thank God for linux!
thanks for hosting the fix
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I just love chatting with MS phone peeps.
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u can crack any XP machine with the 2000 cd. use 2000 to boot and no passwords are required. u can do anything with the machine then, including adding/removing/deleting files that the xp boot wont allow users to do.
I've encountered SERIOUS memory management problems in WinXP SP1. I think the problem is much worse than Microsoft knows.
MS has users so brainwashed they'd probably believe the war on iraq was a legal, moral
version of hitlers invasion of poland.
Come on get real.
It can't be so? Can it?
Ceterum censeo Microsoftem esse delendam
Only Commonly known trojans will be found by a virus scanner..
One can easily write a new trojan and it would not be flagged by a virus scanner. Something as simple as an application to track key strokes looking for the administrator password and then send it coded to a newsgroup can be written in as little as 30k..
everyone knows that these fine folks refer to it as "733t", "l337" or "3l337" and that they frequently 0wNz you.
Microsoft is not releasing this widely until SP2 because they want to use it to get you to download SP2. Along with SP2 comes a brand new licensing agreement that nobody knows about yet.
It pretends it is calculating, but in reality it is listing keys that is has on an internal list.
Can anyone help out a newbie? I downloaded the patch but have no idea what to do next - double clicking on it extracted two files: Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe and Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU_Symbols.exe. The first seems to do the installation but I have no idea what to do with the second - it asks for a directory and then creates a folder called symbols in that directory and a file called ntdll.pdb in it. I'm not sure what directory I should give and what to do with the file. Thanks
I have read (and from what is on my computer after "uninstalling" I can attest myself) that you cannot uninstall the components but only get rid of some of the surrounding crap and no longer point to them. I still have crap on my drive that if I remove sometimes things just don't work right. So playing safe, I keep them there... then again it might just be that my system is screwed up in general
if there exists an issue tracking database that keeps score of (anonymously of course) people's systems including apps, config, etc. People could download a tool that reports this to a standard format and then submit that to the site front page. Then when problems arise they can use the friendly issue tracking software to submit their problem. By attaching this to their "system serial number" that could in fact be used by/for many people then it becomes easier to triangulate possible problems or at least rule out known non-problems. Adding a measure of multiple levels of detail you can then more abstractly see problem areas and even put out the word that they need people to try certain things to reproduce bugs. By multiple levels I refer to something along the lines of a drill down detail system (i.e. higher levels only concerned with major types of apps or services in use and lower levels looking at specific libraries and API's used (directX and OpenGL would be of course very popular))
as in "dont fuckwit me!"?
are you mad?! Have you any idea how frustrating it is trying to quickly fix a problem on slow ass Dell Poweredge devices when MS makes you reboot everytime you open a window or move the pointer? AAAAAAAGH
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving...
every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip.
I don't remember what it was.
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