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XP Service Pack Slows Programs

AEton writes "Vnunet and others are reporting that Windows XP's Service Pack 1 has introduced a flaw into the operating system. Changes to memory handling code result in programs which often allocate memory (which is many of them) can take up to ten times longer than normal to start. Microsoft has acknowledged the problem in Q815411, and while a patch is available by request from Microsoft Product Services, it will not be widely released until Service Pack 2."

457 comments

  1. In the meantime by worst_name_ever · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...In the meantime, Microsoft suggests you refrain from running programs which use memory. Thank you for your patience.

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    1. Re:In the meantime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered stand up as a part-time, or perhaps, full-time career? You had my sides splitting!

    2. Re:In the meantime by dserpell · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go developers! Boycot M$... Just made your programs allocate large ammounts of memory!

      On a second tought, perhaps that's what M$ programs are already doing...

    3. Re:In the meantime by fractalrock · · Score: 0

      holy sh** dude! You made my night....

    4. Re:In the meantime by jbondjr · · Score: 1

      This would include the XP OS, no?

    5. Re:In the meantime by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1, Redundant

      hahaa. lol. good one.

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    6. Re:In the meantime by heitikender · · Score: 1

      By releasing Service Pack 2, Microsoft brings several advantages to user community and to industrial zone, too. Along the other things, it makes possible to make smaller cellphones.

    7. Re:In the meantime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the fact that people criticize Microsoft, even though they do not understand English grammar.

      It should be 'that', not 'which'.

      God forbid someone have a security bug in their code, when others do not even know how to speak their native tongue.

    8. Re:In the meantime by anonymous+cowfart · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you didn't mean "MS?" As in Microsoft?

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    9. Re:In the meantime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I like the fact that people who criticize somone else's language usage also tend to make gross mistakes on their own. For your convenience, I corrected your poor punctuation.

      It should be 'that', not 'which'.
      now reads
      It should be "that," not "which."

      Note the period must be placed within [1] the quotes, which you erroneously set as singular [2]. This presupposes that you hail from America rather than the UK; the latter use quotations in the way you demonstrate. As a final matter of note, consider avoiding passive nouns (e.g., "be") in your posts.

      Thank you,
      (signed) Mr. Language Person.

      [1] The Chicago Manual of Style, ed. John Grossman (University of Chicago Press, 1993) 5.11, p. 160 and 5.86, p. 180.
      [2] Ibid. 10.26, p. 365.

    10. Re:In the meantime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Thank you for the laugh - that was great. :)

  2. So, does this mean (proverbally) by rdewald · · Score: 1

    the dancing monkeyfish is back in the barrel? I use my XP box for off-line multimedia only, I SP1'd, I did. All the guys were doing it. I didn't know I had a problem, it seems just as slow now as it was before.

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  3. HAHA by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like the pirates who weren't allowed to upgrade to SP1 have gotten the last laugh. Piracy does pay! Thanks MS, for pointing this out.

    1. Re:HAHA by bonch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pirates everywhere are outraged that the hard work they put into downloading, spreading, and cracking Windows XP in order to install SP1 has resulted in another bizarre Microsoft bug.

      "I sat and ran my key generator for up to 20 minutes before I was able to get a valid key! Then I had to reactive Windows and change the key to install SP1," said one anonymous source. "But if errors like this are the results of all the effort I put into providing slipstreamed SP1 installs on eMule and USENET, Microsoft has definitely lost another customer."

      Efforts are underway to convert pirated Windows installations to free alternatives in order to reduce costs and save time. "I don't have to download BlueKey to upgrade a few RPMS. Once XP's SP2 beta leaks onto the net, you can bet I won't be so forgiving next time when I crack it."

    2. Re:HAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I sat and ran my key generator for up to 20 minutes before I was able to get a valid key

      Actually it only takes about 3 minutes to generate a valid key.

    3. Re:HAHA by zootread · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It looks like the pirates who weren't allowed to upgrade to SP1 have gotten the last laugh. Piracy does pay! Thanks MS, for pointing this out.

      I thought the same thing. Unfortunately, I'm one of the pirates who used a crack which allowed me to install SP1. Now I regret what I have done.. no, not pirating WinXP, I regret installing SP1.

      Fortunately, I don't use that WinXP box for much (at least not for booting WinXP).

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    4. Re:HAHA by canajin56 · · Score: 0, Troll
      Fortunately, I don't use that WinXP box for much ( at least not for booting WinXP).
      I take that to mean that you sometimes use it for a footrest or doorstop, since I don't know of much else you can use an XP box for without booting up XP ;)
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    5. Re:HAHA by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      uhhhhh..... what are you talking about. My hexed version of XP handles SP1 just fine, though now I am thinking about reinstalling winders without SP1.

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    6. Re:HAHA by KiwiSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3 minutes on what kind of processor?

    7. Re:HAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you mount it under linux and use it with wine?

      (i dont know, ive never used wine with natives)

    8. Re:HAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's a faster keygen out there. TheBlueList works by generating random keys and checking for validity, you know - oh, and its random routine is messed up so it has the tendency to generate the same group of keys at the beginning (leave it running for a couple of days, count duplicates, THEN take one that wasn't duplicated). There are flaws in the key algorithm which allow for more intelligent guesses - not much more intelligent, but the quasi-random routine in the new keygen's better. That keygen works at about three keys a minute on an Athlon XP 2200+.

      Of course, I can't give a link here, so you'll have to go searching.

    9. Re:HAHA by zootread · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I knew that was a misleading sentence when I wrote :)

      It's a dual-boot box with WinXP and FreeBSD, which I failed to mention (and will put Gentoo on that one at some point). I generally boot FreeBSD when I boot it up. The few times I have been booting up WinXP it was because I have been helping my friends troubleshoot WinXP. I pirated and installed WinXP just for the eXPerience, so I know my way around it, not for any real use.

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    10. Re:HAHA by njb42 · · Score: 1

      Of course, the pirates have already posted the Q815411 hotfix to various newsgroups.

    11. Re:HAHA by Proc6 · · Score: 1

      If you didn't notice the slowdown on your own, why would you change back just because someone said there is one of some kind?

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    12. Re:HAHA by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Changing one's key requires only the downloading and use of one small binary, or following a small number of steps in a text file (six or seven of them) but the binary will generate the keys for you. It displays them in a console window which closes automatically after you enter them. It is possible to get a bad code from it (one which will be invalid after the installation of sp1) but the OS will load nonetheless and inform you that it is bad, at which point you can just run it again, and change the code again.

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    13. Re:HAHA by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      because when i installed winxp, sp1 was already out. So I never knew about the slow down. Seeing as how I do a lot of multimedia junk (3d modeling, video post production), I would appreciate the boost that was lost in SP1 due to the memory allocation bug.

      or i could dl the hotfix. whichever works best.

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    14. Re:HAHA by bonch · · Score: 1

      Not on my old 266mhz. ;)

  4. Typical Slashdot FUD by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is really just more anti-Microsoft Slashdot FUD. After all, this only affects programs that allocate memory.

    Programmers can easily work around this bug by returning right after printf("Hello World") finishes.

    1. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by addaon · · Score: 4, Funny

      printf allocates money. Use fprintf directed to stderr, which doesn't buffer output. :-)

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    2. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by cscx · · Score: 5, Funny

      On Windows I think stderr and stdout are one and the same.

    3. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by mentin · · Score: 0
      > On Windows I think stderr and stdout are one and the same.

      And I think on Linux you can't allocate memory at all, which is why it does not experience XP's problem.

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    4. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      printf allocates money. Use fprintf directed to stderr, which doesn't buffer output. :-)

      That's interesting. Who gets the money?

      Of course fprintf() will be illegal soon since nobody can make any money off of it.

    5. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by elmegil · · Score: 1

      This "thinking" must be new for you.

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    6. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      printf("Hello World")

      Why the heck would anyone use printf for hello world?

    7. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Why the heck would anyone use printf for hello world?

      Because Kernighan and Ritchie did, I guess.

    8. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And I think on Linux you can't allocate memory at all,

      !?!?!?!?!

      I guess it's been a tough day for you, huh?

    9. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by 'The+'.$L3mm1ng · · Score: 1

      > On Windows I think stderr and stdout are one and
      > the same.

      There could be some truth in it, but it's not completely right:

      c:\> perl -e "print STDERR 'foo'; print STDOUT 'bar';" > nul

      Try this and you'll only see "foo" on the screen, because you redirect the output - output of STDOUT only.

    10. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Wow, that's really weird.

    11. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > On Windows I think stderr and stdout are one and the same.

      Yeah, and if it's a MFC app, "the same" would be /dev/null. stdout/stderr only work for Win32 console apps..

    12. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      He was making a joke.

      Think about it for a bit; you'll get it eventually.

    13. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by mentin · · Score: 1
      Get a sense of humor, buddy.

      The stament is blatant lie, but only to demostrate the blatant lie of parent post (that stderr == stdout on Windows).

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    14. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The buffer is associated with the file, not the operation.

      I'm not sure about Windows, but on most platforms not using printf doesn't avoid creating and initializing stdout.

      I'm also not sure about allocating money...

    15. Re:Typical Slashdot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has a sense of humour. Unfortunately, you don't, which is why your original post was completely unfunny.

  5. "Service" Pack by TheBigOh(n) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I know why they call them service packs rather than upgrades. Apparently Microsoft doesn't even trust themselves.

    1. Re:"Service" Pack by use_compress · · Score: 3, Funny

      You get serviced (like a horse)

    2. Re:"Service" Pack by Behrooz · · Score: 1

      ...or by a horse.

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  6. never installed sp1! by capnjack41 · · Score: 1
    Whoo! Good thing I never installed SP1.

    (actually, it's because I'm using XP with that pirated serial number that SP1 kindly "de-activates" for you)

    1. Re:never installed sp1! by Unregistered · · Score: 3, Funny

      you use XP. Serves you right for piracy.

    2. Re:never installed sp1! by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1, Funny

      (actually, it's because I'm using XP with that pirated serial number that SP1 kindly "de-activates" for you)

      Now honestly... do you not think that admitting to piracy (even on Slashdot) is not a rather stupid thing to do?

      No wait... actually what I meant to say was, don't you think admitting to using Windows on Slashdot is a stupid thing to do? :P

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    3. Re:never installed sp1! by capnjack41 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Well, I suppose it is stupid on many levels. Keep in mind that I am using Windows.

      But, I didn't pay for it. Ah, gotcha there!

    4. Re:never installed sp1! by Istealmymusic · · Score: 0
      Here, use this key:
      47YK2-D8R6C-BPQBY-F4R3R-TVBTH
      You're welcome.
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    5. Re:never installed sp1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one was refused by winxp for me, try this one:
      TBHXM-H6W74-4D8GM-B6XX4-M29T8

    6. Re:never installed sp1! by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      dude....there is a work around for that.

      get the entire service pack and then DL a new code generator package...I have it around here somewhere...I think it is on the hard drive of the computer that had the CPU fan fall off and subsiquently fried the CPU.....I have to get a USB drive case...I have so much crap on that drive.

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    7. Re:never installed sp1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoo! Good thing I never installed SP1.
      (actually, it's because I'm using XP with that pirated serial number that SP1 kindly "de-activates" for you)


      You can go on Kazaa and search for "SP1 crack" and you will find what you need to be able to install SP1 safely. Well, I say safely as in you won't be de-activated, but your programs will slow down.

    8. Re:never installed sp1! by ball-lightning · · Score: 1

      I think it is on the hard drive of the computer that had the CPU fan fall off and subsiquently fried the CPU

      Thanks for that, defintely having nightmares about that tonight :D

    9. Re:never installed sp1! by hdparm · · Score: 4, Funny
      Not gonna work either. Try

      IN5T4-LLM3T-0CR4P-UPURW-1ND0Z

      Works as per SP1 specifications.

    10. Re:never installed sp1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus. How long did it take you to generate all that?

    11. Re:never installed sp1! by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      My laptop came with XP pre-installed. Always bugged me that my most important Windows apps (Word, VB6 and VC++) all seemed to run SLOWER on a 1.3MHz Athlon with XP than they did under my previous laptop which was a 500Mhz Pentium II under Windows98.

      Last month I totally upgraded to Linux on my new laptop. Since I occasionally do Windows contracts in VB6 or VC++ I purchased Win4Lin that allows me to run Windows apps under Linux. I would have been happy if it it had just worked, even if it was half as fast--after all, I don't plan on doing Windows development on a daily basis. However, as it turns out, all my Windows applications (Word, VB6, VC++, an Quicken99) all run FASTER under Win4Lin than they did on XP. I recently tried it. Word takes under 2 seconds to load under Win4Lin and on the same machine it takes 12 seconds under XP!

      In all, I am now happily on Linux but for those cases where I have to use Windows applications they actually run FASTER now that I'm on Linux. Go figure.

    12. Re:never installed sp1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the following should work:

      V8KG7-FRF6Y-WWRRB-G7KYY-TD4B7 MTTXT-YX8JQ-6PC2M-TTXDT-WDM8K

      8V678-K66HP-GH28 R-PTHKH-98PWP 4BR3X-4CP6X-2DTXP-FFDHT-7Q298

      CFYHY-FQPJR-RWPC 6-PWHKB-MXVKH YC62K-W8FW7-7BGVV-PYXD4-R679J

      KC4BB-2JHWW-VKCD6 -2MXFV-98VH6 27GY6-MPPMH-MJ43B-MPP2T-8WQ6Y

      8BCD7-WRTCW-JB6X6 -XQF6J-2GCB2 HVFK6-XQR33-PTW2H-VK6CX-TT738

      QGB7C-8VJ6F-WWHQ B-VPVTD-KCPK4 2P3K7-Y2CRK-T23MH-CR247-KT222

      KXWRG-72G83-P3J3 2-WB6MT-93JDR 2KJ6K-BPRYY-6DQYR-C6HB6-FWD26

      BCX44-G46Y6-XBWT V-8QKHB-2VXJP 8GV67-QRPTM-P6YMB-G2T6Y-D27X8

      2T7C7-3VTRV-2CFF B-2JHDD-QCBJ9 G4XWB-YQX7Y-WHPW6-4BBBQ-YBBMY

      7XRRM-FQP8R-MW84 7-XMF6Q-XHYXK TBHXM-H6W74-4D8GM-B6XX4-M29T8

      47YK2-D8R6C-BPQB Y-F4R3R-TVBTH VX4XG-8FFCQ-W6Q28-B3VDG-CTX9C

      Hope to have helped.

    13. Re:never installed sp1! by Synic · · Score: 1

      let us know when the lawyer letters arrive from MS

    14. Re:never installed sp1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not as silly as it sounds. The CD key I received for one Corel product had "phr34k3r" in it!!

    15. Re:never installed sp1! by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      that is why when I get the funds to rebuild the sucker, I am going to get a HSF that uses the scew holes rather than the lugs.

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    16. Re:never installed sp1! by Apro+im · · Score: 1

      Wow - if the paren'ts going to get into shit with microsoft lawyers, you're just screwed.

  7. The fix will cost you by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 5, Informative
    You have to pay for Microsoft Product Support Services. From Knowledge Base Article 815411: "In special cases, charges that are ordinarily incurred for support calls may be canceled if a Microsoft Support Professional determines that a specific update will resolve your problem." May be canceled. Or maybe not. So it's entirely up to Microsoft whether or not to charge you for the fix to a problem they admit having! Of all the nerve.

    Avoid Service Pack 1, or better yet, avoid Windows.

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    1. Re:The fix will cost you by spectecjr · · Score: 0, Troll

      You have to pay for Microsoft Product Support Services. From Knowledge Base Article 815411: "In special cases, charges that are ordinarily incurred for support calls may be canceled if a Microsoft Support Professional determines that a specific update will resolve your problem." May be canceled. Or maybe not. So it's entirely up to Microsoft whether or not to charge you for the fix to a problem they admit having! Of all the nerve.
      Avoid Service Pack 1, or better yet, avoid Windows.


      Lame FUD attempt. The fix doesn't cost you anything. Phoning technical support may cost you money under some circumstances, but downloading hotfixes has always been and still is free.

      But nice try though.

      Simon

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    2. Re:The fix will cost you by Rew190 · · Score: 0

      Too bad we don't have "misinformed" as a moderation flag.

      Seriously, this is simply not true, mod it down.

    3. Re:The fix will cost you by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "So it's entirely up to Microsoft whether or not to charge you for the fix to a problem they admit having! Of all the nerve."

      Welcome to Microsoft's new "Captive Audience" pricing plan.

      Remember kids, this is why monopolies that abuse their powers are bad.

    4. Re:The fix will cost you by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you read the KB article? "To resolve this problem immediately, contact Microsoft Product Support Services to obtain the fix." Not, "go to Windows Update to obtain the fix." I'm sure you can download the fix for free, but finding out how requires a call to Support Services, which will cost you if you don't already have a support contract (in which case it already cost you). From the tone of the KB article it's clear they don't want just anyone downloading this fix -- I'm guessing it's not fully tested -- and they probably want the Support droids to try and talk you out of it.

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    5. Re:The fix will cost you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but downloading hotfixes has always been and still is free.

      Free? What, as in money? (How did you purchase Windows exactly?) Or is that free, as in non-restrictive licencing allowing you to modify it and share it and do what *you* want to do with it rather than some corporation controlling the shots now? (What version are you using exactly, as yours is free and allows you to do this...?)

      You are either naive that Microsoft is "giving" these fixes away for free, or just trollin' around.

    6. Re:The fix will cost you by Qrlx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've obviously never worked with PSS. If you want this hotfix, they will give it to you for free. You call PSS, say "I'm calling a known issue, Q so-and-so." They email you the hotfix in WinZip format and the password to unzip it.

      They also helped me for free when I couldn't get Visual Studio .NET to install. About a thirty minute call there, including my callback to the support engineer.

      Knock MS all you want, PSS is pretty effective.

    7. Re:The fix will cost you by mentin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It is Oracle which uses the "Captive Audience" pricing plan - their user do have sign for service agreement (and pay for it) to download service packs and even security fixes.

      Microsoft at least releases the fixes free.

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    8. Re:The fix will cost you by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1, Troll

      You've obviously never worked with PSS. If you want this hotfix, they will give it to you for free. You call PSS, say "I'm calling a known issue, Q so-and-so." They email you the hotfix in WinZip format and the password to unzip it.

      And you're obviously and MCSE.
      WinZip format....when will you paper engineers ever learn?

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    9. Re:The fix will cost you by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Errrr...it could very well be in WinZip self-extracting format which would thoroughly make you look like a pompous ahole.

    10. Re:The fix will cost you by cuban321 · · Score: 1

      No you don't have to do that. I've called for these patches plenty of times. Most of the time you don't even have to get past the person who answers the phone. They can email you instructions to get it instantly.

    11. Re:The fix will cost you by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft at least releases the fixes free."

      The title of this thread suggests otherwise, but even if we ignore this you're forgetting the cost of mandatory upgrades. I somehow doubt Microsoft would blatently refuse to support NT 4 before its end-of-life if it had to worry about competitors.

    12. Re:The fix will cost you by sowellfan · · Score: 1

      Ok, this is OT, but this is the umpteenth post where somebody uses "and" when they mean "an". Is this a common grammatical mistake that people make (and I've maybe never heard the 'd' pronounced, even though the speaker was including it?), or just a really common typo? I don't think it's non-native English speakers, because I've noticed this a lot on a separate forum that is definitely native English speakers.

    13. Re:The fix will cost you by cookd · · Score: 1

      They decided that one particular vulnerability wouldn't be fixed. That is not the same as refuse-to-support.

      (And there are some decent reasons, even from the consumer's point of view, for why this one won't be fixed. So please just let it go.)

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    14. Re:The fix will cost you by darien · · Score: 1

      Typing quickly is pretty much a reflex; and "and" is one of the most common words in the language. So after typing "an," one's fingers tend to add on the "d" automatically. I think most people who type quickly have, on occasion, found themselves accidentally typing common words instead of the less common ones they intended.

    15. Re:The fix will cost you by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have come across zip files that would only open in winzip. And he could very well mean a self-extracting archive.

      Honestly, how is this flamebait insightful? Parent was more insightful despite the possible (or probable) typo regarding the format of the file.

      This place is going to hell, I swear. If we're going to quibble about minor mistakes instead of focusing on the thrust of the arguments, then I could waste another three lines pointing out the ones you made in your post.

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    16. Re:The fix will cost you by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1
      They also helped me for free when I couldn't get Visual Studio .NET to install.
      Sure, they're desperate for .NET developers -- they'll bend over backwards to help anyone who's interested. I'm amazed they don't give Visual Studio .NET away free, but then they've always had a thing for making you pay them for, well, damn near anything.

      Ask them for help when you can't get Flight Simulator or Office to install, and see if they're so free with their advice.

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    17. Re:The fix will cost you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, really, they could call it CaptiveX :D

    18. Re:The fix will cost you by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      So it's entirely up to Microsoft whether or not to charge you for the fix to a problem they admit having!

      In practice, though, this hasn't been a problem. I've written to PSS many times over the years to get hotfixes - or even just to report a bug and get confirmation that it's been logged - and never been charged for it. They've always acknowledged that my problem is due to their bug, and that means it's free.

      I'm no fan of Microsoft's attitude and policies, but their support department is actually pretty decent as far as large-company consumer tech support goes, and when you run into someone who doesn't know what they're doing, it's easy to escalate your case. In fact, they even have a separate address you can write to to get your case escalated "outside of channels" if your tech support rep for some reason refuses.

    19. Re:The fix will cost you by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And here I got flamed a couple years ago, when I said that this was exactly where M$ was headed -- that sooner or later, reactivation, service packs, patches, maybe even emergency hotfixes will no longer be free.

      Captive Audience and pay per everything is *exactly* what M$ wants. They've made that very clear at their various seminars (which I attend regularly). I'd hazard a guess that the next consumer Windows will be oriented around that -- not so obviously, but by lock-in of services which eventually become subscription-only.

      On a marginally related note, M$ stock recently split, so if you're buying, now's the time :)

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    20. Re:The fix will cost you by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah... I often find myself typing "porn" instead of "port"... Gets annoying ;).

    21. Re:The fix will cost you by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

      thats the cause of ALL typoes ;)

    22. Re:The fix will cost you by Ashran · · Score: 1

      IF they would release VS.NET for free everyone here would complain about MS releasing it for free to get everyone to develop for Windows .NET and thus hurting compentition.

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    23. Re:The fix will cost you by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      They also helped me for free when I couldn't get Visual Studio .NET to install. About a thirty minute call there, including my callback to the support engineer.

      Why did it take thirty minutes to figure out how to install VS .NET?

    24. Re:The fix will cost you by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know about that. They released gcc for free, but you don't see "everyone" developing for Linux or *BSD. (of course, you don't see anyone developing for Hurd :-)

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    25. Re:The fix will cost you by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Why did it take thirty minutes to figure out how to install VS .NET?

      I don't know if you've ever installed VS .NET (or a few other products like VFP 7) but the installer is a 3-step process. 1 is update system components, 2 is install the sw, 3 is check for updates. Every time I ran the installer it kept never making it to step 2.

      There was probably something funny in the registry, not really sure. The solution was to run setup.exe /nobaseline or something like that. That switch as it turns out is documented in some KB article somewhere, and it makes setup skip the "update system components" step.

      most of the thirty minutes was spent waiting for the installer to do Step 2, actually install the sw.

    26. Re:The fix will cost you by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Actaully I'm only MCP but thank you for the compliment!

      You seem like the kind of person who pronounces "GIF" like "Jif."

    27. Re:The fix will cost you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you call PSS they will start out by asking for a credit card number, but if you say "I'm just calling for the fix in article xxxx" they will email it to you for free. This is long-standing Microsoft policy.

  8. hmmm by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed they don't say it's not fixable and to wait and upgrade to Windows XP2 (or whatever the hell they call it when it comes out)...

    Of course the other option is for 3rd party tools to come out that fix the bug in windows with an active patch (ie, patch the memory while it's running) and charge 49.95 for it... those memory doublers and optimizers from the windows 3.1 days come to mind....

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    1. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm amazed they don't say it's not fixable and to wait and upgrade to Windows XP2 (or whatever the hell they call it when it comes out)...

      Uhm, Windows XP SP 2 maybe? And it's not released publically yet because it hasn't been regression tested. As long as we're guessing...

  9. w2k is effected as well by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Both Openoffice and Mozilla have slowed down quite alot with the latest security updates from Microsoft.

    When I open openoffice is just sits there doing nothing for like 20 seconds and then launched. No excess cpu overhead or anything. It just stalls and then runs. Its just annoying and I wonder if its a conspiracy theory.

    Has anyone else noticed this?

    1. Re:w2k is effected as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It definitely is a conspiracy theory.

    2. Re:w2k is effected as well by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 0

      I noticed a major slowdown in Mozilla after the last security patch as well. That's speeded up my migration of my workstation at the office to Gentoo Linux, and away from Windows.

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    3. Re:w2k is effected as well by archen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is it possible to tell if Mozilla runs slower? That's like determining the exact second the paint started to peel ;)

    4. Re:w2k is effected as well by randyest · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, I have, a lot! I even have some very informal and unscientific benchmark results (counting 1-mississippi, 2-mississippi, . . after the double click until load) because not long before SP1 came along I was testing my system to see if changing my BIOS RAM timing made any diff on prg load times. It didn't, but I scratched the MS times (that's the state abbrev for mississippi, BTW, which I am quite tired of typing already) on some paper that, as they so often do, stayed on my desk past it's useful life.

      After installing SP1 I immediately noticed longer load times. The load times are all, consistently, still the same, and noticeably longer than XP (pro, BTW) before SP1, which I used for almost a year (more?). I really started to take for granted sub-1s ie load times. Sigh. Anyway, here are the data:

      ie: 1 MS max, every time. with SP1: 3-4 MS, depending on what else is up

      adobe premiere 6.5: 7-9 MS, with SP1: 18-25 MS

      excel xp with a 16MB spreadsheet (loaded from a shortcut to the sheet file): 20-25 MS. with SP1: 60-90 MS.

      DVArchive (replay tv simulator, all in JAVA 1.4.1, a very slow-loading monkey): 30-35 MS. with SP1: 90-100 or tired of counting MS.

      This sucks. Especially now that I know why, for the following reason. Before, I simply attributed the slow down to the mysterious hardware and software gremlins (and I'm an ASIC designer -- we know better than most just how real these critters really are -- ask me about typical chip testing coverage (90-98%), or to compare the MS bugs we cry about to the insane, random bugs in million-dollar EDA software from Cadence and Synopsys), but now I know that an upgrade that ostensibly should have improved system performance has instead worsened it, I'm bummed. Worse, there were some hassles with my (legit) corp key for XP with SP1, causing me quite a bit of hassle getting the thing installed to begin with.

      OK, maybe SP1 made it more secure, or less crash-prone (wasn't bad before though, and doesn't seem better now), or something. Yes, I'll tell myself that -- something improved. I'm just not sure exactly what it is.

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    5. Re:w2k is effected as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You know it's serious when it causes w2k

    6. Re:w2k is effected as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit, or idiocy on your part.

      Or perhaps your PC is a piece of shit.

      IE is not affected by this. Nor excel.

      Nor is anything else that was built with VC++ (or visual studio in general) and thus use it's implementation of malloc. Few programs are really affected.

    7. Re:w2k is effected as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'll tell myself that -- something improved. I'm just not sure exactly what it is.

      The likelihood that you switch to Linux has improved, methinks.

    8. Re:w2k is effected as well by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      Nor is anything else that was built with VC++ (or visual studio in general) and thus uses its implementation of malloc.

      How do you know that? Link, please.

      Even if everything that was compiled under Visual Studio used its malloc (which is not true), that still has to get the memory from the system sometime.

    9. Re:w2k is effected as well by ThatMadeNoSense · · Score: 0

      Its just annoying and I wonder if its a conspiracy theory.

      That made no sense.

    10. Re:w2k is effected as well by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'll tell myself that -- something improved. I'm just not sure exactly what it is.

      http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=/su pport/ServicePacks/Windows/XP/SP1FixList.asp

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    11. Re:w2k is effected as well by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was drunk when posting that one...

      Categorized List of Fixes in Windows XP Service Pack 1 (SP1)

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    12. Re:w2k is effected as well by gillbates · · Score: 1
      When I open openoffice is just sits there doing nothing for like 20 seconds and then launched. No excess cpu overhead or anything. It just stalls and then runs

      Happens to me too, except that I'm running Win95. I think that it's more like OpenOffice is just slow.

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    13. Re:w2k is effected as well by KJKHyperion · · Score: 1
      When I open openoffice is just sits there doing nothing for like 20 seconds and then launched. No excess cpu overhead or anything. It just stalls and then runs. Its just annoying and I wonder if its a conspiracy theory.

      I'm experiencing the same issue. Only it happens with Explorer (seldom, at logon) and Outlook Express (always - luckily I don't use it), and it's been happening for a long, long time (but I blame myself and my obsession to reorganize hierarchically the whole Program Files folder...). They appear to be stuck in an invocation of NtReplyWaitReceivePortEx - and luckily the *Ex form of this system call can time out! - from some RPC runtime routine, but I never indagated the problem in depth

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    14. Re:w2k is effected as well by loconet · · Score: 1

      I've had something like that happen to me but with outlook express and win2k sp2.

      *click* ... 1 min later ...it opens

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    15. Re:w2k is effected as well by StealthBadger · · Score: 0

      IE was effected on my box. So was every Office 2000 application, and Mozilla as well.

      This could be unrelated, but after SP-1, swapping programs in and out of memory takes MUCH longer.

      256MB of RAM is NOT enough to run XP after the Service Pack, at least not if you're using IE and Mozilla at the same time. Running it on my computer at home with 1GB of RAM, there's no noticeable difference at all.

      I'll apply the patch and see what happens. But if a Service Pack changes that much, then it's not just me having an older machine, it's also MS forgetting to raise the lower bound on the Reccommended (Not Minimum...) hardware requirements.

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    16. Re:w2k is effected as well by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      ie: 1 MS max, every time. with SP1: 3-4 MS, depending on what else is up
      3-4 MegaSeconds? Wow, that IS a long load time!
    17. Re:w2k is effected as well by nusuth · · Score: 1
      I recently decided to switch and ported one of my WIPs to linux. The program allocates about 400MB memory on startup in its default configuration. After working around the compiler differences, I ran it and immediatly went back to searching for the bug. The program started up much faster than the windows version. It took a lot of tests to convince myself the program was indeed operating as requested. I knew that malloc on SMP systems with NT wasn't very well performing but the difference with linux (2.4.20) was something like 5000%

      The moral is, switch, although getting your fonts right will take a week, you will be pleasently surprised every once in a while.

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    18. Re:w2k is effected as well by randyest · · Score: 1

      You're kidding right? I did explain the MS thing in the post. And megaseconds would be "Ms", not "MS".

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    19. Re:w2k is effected as well by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      I guess my Red Hat Linux 8.0 also has XP SP1 installed. Open Office takes forever to load on it.

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    20. Re:w2k is effected as well by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
      OK, maybe SP1 made it more secure, or less crash-prone (wasn't bad before though, and doesn't seem better now), or something. Yes, I'll tell myself that -- something improved. I'm just not sure exactly what it is.
      Only thing i really noticed is the presence of the MS Virtual Machine update that allows the real JAVA Virtual Machine to run
    21. Re:w2k is effected as well by FredFnord · · Score: 1

      No, that's a magazine.

      -fred

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    22. Re:w2k is effected as well by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      You're kidding right?
      Yes. I'm sorry if I didn't make that apparent enough.
    23. Re:w2k is effected as well by randyest · · Score: 1

      it's OK. I thought so, but you can never be too sure on ./ :)

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  10. quality by tabby · · Score: 5, Funny

    More good work from MS's 'does it compile?' quality assurance program

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    1. Re:quality by miratrix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I genuinely am surprised that something like this could've slipped through the cracks.

      Service Packs are suppose to be stable, extensively tested set of updates unlike hotfixes, and the bug description makes it sound like it could be a programming logic error, not a programming bug. I mean, they must've noticed *something* if certain programs take up to 10 times as long...

    2. Re:quality by elmegil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But see, only third party software actually has to use the documented interfaces to allocate memory, and so they're the only ones affected.

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    3. Re:quality by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      I mean, they must've noticed *something* if certain programs take up to 10 times as long...

      Consider the suite of applications they would likely be running in their test: IE 6, Word, Excel, DevStudio, VB, etc. Really now, who would notice?

      It's like the Smell the Glove album cover. I mean, how much more black could it be? Like, none more black...

      mcp.kaaos

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    4. Re:quality by robfoo · · Score: 1

      Maybe they got the guys who built New Zealand's America's Cup boat to code it.

      You know the guys, they built the boat that couldn't handle water, wind or waves - they'd never thought to test it in anything but perfect conditions, so first time out it filled up with water, and broke a boom.

      Same things goes here - Obviously M$ didn't test it with programs that use memory.. most M$ programs seem to use disk instead anyway... :p

    5. Re:quality by Azureflare · · Score: 1
      No no, see, that's just a feature!! It was meant to do that!!! *hasty buttcovering here*

      Man, microsoft seems to be getting a lot of bad press lately, what with the NT 4 fiasco and now this. They certainly deserve it though, We should not be praising them for making things go slower and not supporting products they said they would. Makes me wonder what windows 2003 server will be like...

    6. Re:quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You don't pay attention to the generally sorry state of QA in general for commercial programs and their service packs. From personal experience with companies who shall remain nameless, several customers actually fear service packs coming out. Sure, they're required. Sure, they often fix long-standing bugs. Sure, they might add needed functionality. But from what I've seen, the QA process is often along the lines of rubberstamping the release in order to meet an arbitrary deadline set by someone who thinks it's more of a negative impact to delay a release by a week than it is to make sure said release works, let alone works well.

      Case in point, Anonymous Company recently released a service pack on-time which had supposedly been through QA. What happened when customers installed it? Their systems relying on this software suddenly stopped working, or started corrupting data. How could this have slipped past QA? Simple. QA in most places is usually composed of people who can't figure out how to map a network drive when given the complete \\machine\path\to\map along with the necessary username and password. And yet these are the people who are supposed to make sure everything works before being released, risking the wrath of management if they say "No, we can't do that."

      (Posted anonymously to protect the guilty)

    7. Re:quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they're not. MS software (IE, Excel, Word) also experience a huge slowdown on load. This is just incompetance.

    8. Re:quality by WhiteBandit · · Score: 1

      Buahaha! And all you people saying "Who the hell needs an Athlon XP 2800+???"

  11. So that's why Mozilla's been slow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Once it's using 250+ megs of memory after a week of continuous use, it becomes a real beast. Apparently, I'm not supposed to use Mozilla for a week at a time without closing it though...

    1. Re:So that's why Mozilla's been slow... by I+Am+The+Owl · · Score: 1

      That's called a "memory leak". It comes from the Mozilla team not freeing allocated memory when they are supposed to.

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    2. Re:So that's why Mozilla's been slow... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      I've gotten it up to 680 MB before it crashed. (I have 768mb RAM)

    3. Re:So that's why Mozilla's been slow... by digitalhermit · · Score: 3, Funny

      Memory leaks are often caused when using streaming applications because they tend to use a lot of bandwidth, causing your internet "pipe" to have what's known to us programmers as an "overflow condition". This problem is often exacerbated by having too many open ports. On Linux and BSD you can generally fix memory leaks by applying a tarball with the "patch" utility to the affected server.

      Memory leaks were very common in older systems that used 'bubble memory' and lots of pointers.

      Other things you can try are entering the BIOS and turning off the "memory hole". This is unnecessary for everything but OS/2 anyway. If you do need to keep the memory hole, you can try using the "finger" utility to plug the hole. This method is popular with Netherlands programmers.

      HTH.

    4. Re:So that's why Mozilla's been slow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn...I know I'm too much into computer terminology when I have to struggle to find the funny, non-absurd interpretation of that.

    5. Re:So that's why Mozilla's been slow... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Actually, no. The reason Mozilla is slow after allocating a lot of memory is due to the way in which the NT disk cache works. To oversimplfy:

      Windows uses almost all of main memory as a disk cache, and the swap file as program memory. This is in theory a good idea, since it eliminates the need for manually tweaking the size of a disk cache, maintaining concurrecny with swap files, and other virtual memory headaches. If a RAM page is accessed frequenty, then it will never be committed to the disk, but instead stay in the cach (which is you main memory - still with me?).

      If you have a lot of disk I/O throughput then the amount of memory used for this will grow, and allocated memory will be swapped to disk. For an application with a lot of allocated memory, the probability of a page being swapped out will be high, and so it will have to be reloaded before it can restart.

      You can identify the processes which are causing a lot of I/O throughput in the task manager.

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  12. "a" flaw? by RawDigits · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows XP's Service Pack 1 has introduced a flaw into the operating system.

    Drat, just when we all thought windows had achieved perfection. Back to the Visio board...

  13. Bloated by DJ+Rubbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Each component in Windows is so intertwined together that when one thing needs to be fixed, the a few other pieces breaks, which must be fixed, therefore more pieces break and it will get to a point when all pieces break and it is better off to run NT4, as Microsoft stopped breaking it.

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    1. Re:Bloated by goonda · · Score: 1

      I don't think they've quite finished with breaking it: http://www.securiteam.com/windowsntfocus/5WP0O1P9F A.html With something like 30-40% of m$ customers still running WinNT, is this responsible corporate citizenship?

    2. Re:Bloated by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ... it will get to a point when all pieces break and it is better off to run NT4, as Microsoft stopped breaking it.

      No, no... They stopped fixing it. That's different, y'see. :-)

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    3. Re:Bloated by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      ... it will get to a point when all pieces break and it is better off to run NT4, as Microsoft stopped breaking it.
      No, no... They stopped fixing it. That's different, y'see. :-)

      "If it ain't broke, fix it until it is"

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    4. Re:Bloated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beats the shit out of the year of 'support' you get from Red Hat.

    5. Re:Bloated by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      You mean like shattering a window? Heeyyy......

  14. Simular Problems by Xerin · · Score: 1

    I've had simular problems since I installed SP1, but only with installshield applications. It takes about 5-10 minutes for installshield to start, it just hangs in limbo. Kind of answers alot of questions of why Mozila(spelling) wasn't usable at times.

  15. Here's a thought... by hacker · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Has anyone considered that this was intentional, and that they have some (ahem) "fixes" that they'd like you to install, which will be shipped in SP2? How about, oh, more DRM? Back doors? Spyware hooks?

    I for one, don't trust Microsoft's tactics these days. This comes days after the announcement that they aren't going to fix the bug in NT4.0.

    This all smells like a ploy to try to get everyone to use XP, and then from there, to get SP2 installed. I can only wonder what goodies this brings, besides the "fix" that it purportedly addresses.

    Yet even more reason to consider the more feature-rich, secure alternatives such as FreeBSD or Linux. Move now, your data may not be able to move later on if this keeps up.

    1. Re:Here's a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This behavior is as desired: Microsoft have put it in XP to make Mozilla and OpenOffice.org less attractive than explorer/OfficeXP.

      Sure, you and I know "why" Mozilla takes a couple of minutes to start up now. But Joe Sixpack just says "gosh darn that mozilla is slow and bloated".

    2. Re:Here's a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha
      he's a thought .. try running opera.
      Its faster as well.

      must be the closed source fairy ;)

    3. Re:Here's a thought... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's another thought...Wait until you (or someone trustworthy) has actual evidence of something like that, before spouting off?

      Linux is cool, I have a dual-boot set up myself, but- I cannot reliably run 99% of the Windows games and many other programs i've spent hundreds of dollars on under Linux. Hence, I and many others like me can't just switch over to an all-Linux box, just because the Man at Microsoft might be slipping nasty stuff in that there's no evidence of.

    4. Re:Here's a thought... by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      No, because the majority of users don't really care what's actually in the update, the user mentality is that all updates are good and one should snatch them up as often as possible. I highly doubt your average user even knows what DRM is.

    5. Re:Here's a thought... by sniser2 · · Score: 1

      Here's another thought...Wait until you (or someone trustworthy) has actual evidence of something like that, before spouting off?

      But would having evidence not be illegal, reverse engineering and all that?

    6. Re:Here's a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mozilla is slow and bloated, under any OS.

      You, sir, are a tool or a troll.

    7. Re:Here's a thought... by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

      L1nux is c00l,

      Is that the only reason you run it? Because it's k3wll?!?

      I have a dual-b00t set up myself,

      Y0u are s0 K3W|_ d000d.

      but- I cannot reliably run 99% of the Windows games and many other programs i've spent hundreds of dollars on under Linux.

      "Waa, my pussy hurts"

      Hence, I and many others like me can't just switch over to an all-Linux box, just because the Man at Microsoft might be slipping nasty stuff in that there's no evidence of.

      Buy a damn second computer so that you can have a seperate Linux box. We all know you boot into Linux like once a month and only have it installed so you can act like you're elite and impress the Slashdot monkeys. Can't afford a seperate box? Oh yeah, you spent all your money on Windows games. You fucking sissy fairy-boy, quit playing games and wanking to gay porn watched in Windows Media Player, and get on the OSS bandwagon damnit.

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    8. Re:Here's a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, everyone must simply follow the rest of the Linux and MS sheep and not have a single thought of their own. Both sides are full of little fangirls with little to no cognitive ability, as you have just proven, who decide that they will only do what everyone tells them to even if there is a definite downside to each choice. Perhaps it is time you move out of your parent's basement, get a job, take your boyfriend's dick out of your ass, and get a life.

    9. Re:Here's a thought... by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

      You are learning, my young coward. Soon you will learn the true power of beer. For is beer free? Or is it beer that gives us speech? Though you must rise from the cowardry and come full force into public intoxication.

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  16. Times are a-changin' by haggar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I dunno.. first the NT vulnerability and the fact that it's too broken by design to be fixed, and now this.
    From a company with such a brilliant track record in OS and patch quality, I am truly surprised.

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    1. Re:Times are a-changin' by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      Uh, you're expecting to be modded up funny, right?

  17. Where you can find this patch... by phreak404 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here: http://www.neowin.net/comments.php?id=9815&categor y=main

    1. Re:Where you can find this patch... by jafisherton · · Score: 2, Informative

      Click this instead of copying and pasting. http://www.neowin.net/comments.php?id=9815&categor y=main

    2. Re:Where you can find this patch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose this is as good a time as any to post this. It seems the /. maintainers don't feel it's necessary to post the method used to put an html link inside of a post. Evidently, "real" geeks know html (but have horrid grammar). The method used is this:
      <A HREF="http://URLGOESHERE/">TEXTGOESHERE</A>

      The caps strings should be deleted and placed with the desired text (first is an address, second is the text displayed for said address). Be careful not to delete any of the " or : or / or such, the only thing that needs to be changed are the two words in caps--urlgoeshere and textgoeshere. (Note: I posted this as "code" text type so the url doesn't work. If I had posted in plain old text, you would have seen a link to a site called urlgoeshere over the word textgoeshere.)

  18. I'm sure no one is interested but... by JSmooth · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a link to the file:

    http://home.t-online.de/home/520092137223-0001/x p/ Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe

    1. Re:I'm sure no one is interested but... by vandan · · Score: 1

      Oh golly gosh. Some kind soul has posted a patch to solve all my problems.
      I must click on it right away even though the poster doesn't know how to insert a hyperlink into a web page.

    2. Re:I'm sure no one is interested but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh golly gosh. Some kind soul has posted a patch to solve all my problems. I must click on it right away even though the poster doesn't know how to insert a hyperlink into a web page.

      Well, I know how. Try Here.[vixenny.com]




      Gah!

  19. I've wondered about that... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Execution is pretty fast on my AMD XP2600+, it seems like it wades through bloated MS code pretty well, but even with the fast HDD and everything, program loading is inexplicably slow, and the drive hasn't had enough time to get seriously fragmented, so I was wondering. Probably should order a 160GB drive and get busy installing Manduck Linux 9...

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  20. Typical by alofron · · Score: 1

    MS' trend to introduce programming flaws into SP for it's OS range of products is well known and well documented. Remember the NT4 SP5 problems ?
    It's not a bad idea. 'Flaws' like that force users to upgrade their systems into the next SP. And then the next SP. Until the next major release of the Window OS is introduced to the market.
    Providing flaws into it's products Microsoft secures that their customers are always following it's lead, guidelines, marketing plans and so on.
    Hardly surprisingly. Just succesful corporate policy.

  21. Show me the mirror! by TBone · · Score: 1

    Anyone have this patch hosted somewhere?

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    1. Re:Show me the mirror! by TBone · · Score: 2, Informative

      And I answer my own question... :) http://www.warp2search.net/article.php?sid=11377

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  22. Have seen this by IanBevan · · Score: 4, Informative
    We have seen this exact behaviour when benchmarking our heap management product. Although our software is targetted at multithreaded software and multiprocessor machines, we've been surprised to see it improve performance of non-multithreaded programs by so much on XP. We've seen it speed up single threaded applications on Windows 2000 too, but not by so much.

    And please, before somebody gets started with a flame war, WinHeap is not open source (although there is a source code license available), but it is free for non-profit use.

    1. Re:Have seen this by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I was about to post a nasty post about how crummy Microsoft is -- a *third party* is charging money to fix their lousy memory management system.

      Then I remembered Ram Doubler on the Mac.

      Proprietary OSes. Sigh.

  23. Reminds Me of Python-Esque Humor by mistermund · · Score: 5, Funny

    This patch, along with the fact that MS won't be releasing a patch for that recent gaping hole in NT4, reminds me of a scene...

    (Read along in a mock British-imitating-French accent, ala the castle scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail)

    Microsoft Engineer: We've got a problem here, chaps!
    MS Users (All, Amongst Selves): Well, how about a patch then?
    Microsoft Engineer: Uh, we've already got one, you see.
    MS User 1: Are you sure he's got one?
    MS User 2: He says they've already got one!
    Microsoft Engineer: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a.
    MS Engineers: [chuckling]
    MS Users: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
    MS Engineer: Of course not! You are clueless types-a!
    MS Users: If you will not show us the patch, we shall switch all our systems to Linux!
    MS Engineer: You don't frighten us, clueless pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Linux King, you and all your silly open source k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
    MS User 1: What a strange person.
    MS User 2: Now look here, my good man--
    MS Engineer: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
    MS Users: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
    MS Engineer: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! [sniff]

    (With aplogies to Monty Python)
    Script here.

    1. Re:Reminds Me of Python-Esque Humor by SecretAsianMan · · Score: 1

      The things people will do to get karma...

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    2. Re:Reminds Me of Python-Esque Humor by MisterFancypants · · Score: 3, Funny

      Monty Python just isn't funny. Never was, never will be.

    3. Re:Reminds Me of Python-Esque Humor by darien · · Score: 1

      Ah, solipsism.

  24. Memory Management??? by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 5, Funny

    What the hell did they have to go and touch that for? Was is broken?

    Yeah, so the new Microsoft standard malloc() and takes 10 times as long to load as the old version. But with this increase in time, the customer can be sure that the memory allocations are being done more securly, and in a way that's good for them.

    Also as a bonus, no more pesky free()'s. When that memory gets allocated, it STAYS allocated untill you (have to) reboot your system.

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  25. Damnit man... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...so now my programs that take a tenth of a second to start will take a whole second?

    My god I don't know if I can handle such a waste of my productivity!

    THANKS MICROSOFT!

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  26. More /. FUD. by tshak · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My first experience with XP (no pun intended) was just a few weeks ago with my new laptop. Everything about it is faster than my workstation. True, my workstation has a slower CPU, but it also has a significantly faster harddrive, which is usually the bottleneck for loadtimes. XP boots way faster, loads programs noticeably faster, and has a more responsive GUI even considering the more resource intensive graphics. So, if in fact there is a bug in XP that slows the loading of some programs down, then that just means that SP2 will make things even faster.

    Oh, and let's not talk about load times for X window managers. Even with XP's "bug" KDE nor Gnome stand a chance*.

    * Disclaimer: this is based on my experience RH8. I'm currently downloading the Mandrake 9.1 ISO's (slowly... mirrors are hammered) so my observation is not taking into account potential performance improvements made recently.

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    1. Re:More /. FUD. by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      RH and drake are slow. I'll give you that. Also linux doesn't depend on the HDD as much since it uses ram more efficiantly. Also, GNOME and KDE are huge. It's the eye candy. Windows still has a really simple interface, even luna. it's bubbly, but not complex. If you want fast, check out Enlightenment or fluxvbox. Also using a distro like gentoo will speed thing up a lot.

    2. Re:More /. FUD. by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Of course you've only had the XP on there for a few weeks - give it a few months before you suddenly realize that it's taking 3 min to boot and progs take twice as long to open. And no amount of defragging or registry clearing seems to fix it... :(

      Linux may be slower initially, but at least it doesn't do that windows thing where your box gets slower by the day. I'll take consistancy, thank you very much.

    3. Re:More /. FUD. by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      peh...you know what, the thing that still pisses me off is that I still do not come to a 100% usable desktop after log in and my debian system loads so much faster than XP.....just wait, it slows down as time goes on.

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    4. Re:More /. FUD. by zenyu · · Score: 1

      Oh, and let's not talk about load times for X window managers. Even with XP's "bug" KDE nor Gnome stand a chance*.
      * Disclaimer: this is based on my experience RH8. I'm currently downloading the Mandrake 9.1 ISO's


      If you really want to see KDE startup fly try gentoo. Compile aggressively, on my laptop I have:

      CFLAGS="-march=athlon-xp -O3 -ffast-math -fomit-frame-pointer -mfpmath=sse -m3dnow -foptimize-sibling-calls -fstrength-reduce -fcse-follow-jumps -fcse-skip-blocks -frerun-cse-after-loop -frerun-loop-opt -fgcse -fdelete-null-pointer-checks -funroll-loops -falign-functions=64 -falign-loops=4 -pipe"

      gentoo will mask out dangerous optimizations where they really are dangerous (like the kernel). But, you might not want to risk something like -ffast-math if you chart orbits for NASA using bc... The align-functions and align-loops should probably be 32 & 3 resp, for my xp, but I lifted these from my P4 with minor modification. (For P4 you want those alignments and -msse2 -march=pentium4 & not -march=athlon-xp -m3dnow, gcc can explain them better than I, and some of these are actually redundant with -O3, but its good to still have them listed if you want to make one of them a "no-" option or make it -O2, cuz you know something about the package.)

      And THEN, run

      prelink -afmR

      The startup time of C++ programs in Linux is usually so slow because of all the dynamic linking that gcc encourages by making it the default. Prelinking changes the binaries and libraries so that this can be done faster (the linker will default to full relinking if any of the libraries an application requires changes after you run prelink). You can probably run prelink on a modern distribution like MDK 9.1 so you might just want to try it there. But gentoo has really breathed new life into my laptop, it just managed a single DVD quality stream with MDK 9, with gentoo I can play a DVD while looping the 1024 pixel wide matrix reloaded trailer as my X background, and still I can continue to use my laptop without any problem (aside from battery drain...)

    5. Re:More /. FUD. by Mattsson · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well... Actually, it's not /. FUD.

      1.
      It's being reported in other places than /.
      I first read about it in the newspaper...

      2.
      It's being reported on Microsofts own website.
      So maybe it's microsoft FUD? =)

      3.
      The problem actually exists. (Thus is not FUD)
      It doesn't appear on *every* XP computer with SP1, but some actually load programs at 1/10 the speed that they did without SP1.

      Even on /. some bad news about Microsoft turns out to be true. =)

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    6. Re:More /. FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great.

      Thing is, I have a job so I dont have all day, every day to tweak my kernel to make it as fast as windows.

    7. Re:More /. FUD. by GiMP · · Score: 1

      Wow, things must have changed quite a bit if Enlightenment is considered fast! Back when FVWM was the windowmanager of choice, Enlightenment was the definition of bloat (right next to emacs).

    8. Re:More /. FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the casual computer user type people out there who aren't compsci majors are going to be royally fux0red when they grab that linux box off the shelves. And people wonder why Microsoft products sell so damn well.

    9. Re:More /. FUD. by zsmooth · · Score: 1

      I've been running XP since RC2 and it's still fast. So are you speaking from experience with XP or (more likely) just parrotting the slashdot line?

    10. Re:More /. FUD. by eht · · Score: 1

      FUD is anything, including absolutely true things, that increase Fear, Uncertainty, and/or Doubt.

      Blowing things out of proportion is one facet of whether or not something qualifies as FUD.

    11. Re:More /. FUD. by tshak · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't perform off the shelf, practically speaking it doesn't perform period.

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    12. Re:More /. FUD. by tshak · · Score: 1

      The problem actually exists. (Thus is not FUD)


      I never said the problem doesn't exist. My point was that this is catagorically "/. FUD" because although the problem exists, it's practically unnoticeable and it's not that big of a deal.

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    13. Re:More /. FUD. by zenyu · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't perform off the shelf, practically speaking it doesn't perform period.

      I never said Mandrake was as slow as WindoZZZe. When I tried playing a DVD with the pre-installed DVD player it skipped like crazy, it didn't even come close to Mandrake in performance, much less Gentoo.

      As far as prelinking goes this would improve load times for Windows binaries too, but probably not as much because in Linux distributions the distributor gets to compile the programs so they go for dynamic linking, decreasing the memory efficiency and shrinking security update download times. Remember when a zlib bug was found? Practically every statically linked application had to be patched including MS Word. The point of gentoo is that if you have shitloads of RAM and want quick startup times you can take the Microsoft approach (just put "static" in you USE variable.). The second point was that if you're using Linux there are innovative tools like pre-linking that will get you faster load times at the cost of running a command after installs or nightly if you like. This is superior to static linking because you still get the efficiency of Linux with the load times of a large monolothic Windows program.

      There are places where Windows XP is better, like the startup time of the OS, they even have a tool for optimizing this. They do this at the cost of a hellishly slow shutdown time. But I bet if we worried about startup time a little we could shorten it without the cost at shut-down. Just figuring out the disk access pattern at startup and providing a hook in the kernel for drivers to look up cached info might go a long way...(and we should time startup to, without a metric the developers won't think about the 20 msec their server takes to startup.. unless they see it takes longer than someone else's similar server.) OS Startup time just hasn't been a priority until now that Windows NT is starting to compete, it's good for the community that they are. BSD will probably ignore it and do things the "UNIX Way" for a while, but if we don't mess up they'll come around and "do it right."

    14. Re:More /. FUD. by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      I'm not affected by the problem.
      But I think that it would be a tad bit irritating if a program that usually takes, say, 6 seconds to load instead took 60 seconds.
      For me, IExplorer takes about 1 - 2 seconds to start. If it instead took 10 - 20 seconds all of sudden, it would be annoying.

      I agree with you that it is *not* a critical fault, but it could lead to quite some amount of stress if it's an application that you use alot.

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  27. wasn't xp by itself already bad enough. by eenglish_ca · · Score: 1

    Why does MS keep releasing new software when each time it is worse than the last release. Maybe if they rereleased old updates then things might start to speed up.

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    1. Re:wasn't xp by itself already bad enough. by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 2, Funny

      Probably job security. They have to have people that patch the patches to the those other patches that were ment to fix the O/S.

  28. And another thing... why 32-bit color? by Stardate · · Score: 1
    By default even?!?! This slows down things A LOT compared to 16-bit color. Even 24-bit color is only necessary for artists and graphics designers. When you bring up or close the Start Menu it takes valuable time to redraw everything underneath.

    MS should be focusing on improving the desktop XPerience like Linux is with the work in 2.6 to improve interactivity.

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    1. Re:And another thing... why 32-bit color? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most cards are 32bit colour native these days.

    2. Re:And another thing... why 32-bit color? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that 24 and 32 bit color are the same thing -- 8 bits RGB each plus 8 bits alpha channel.

      Anyway, I was running a 24 bit color desktop on a Mac in 1988, so I hope it's not a big deal for computers nowdays.

    3. Re:And another thing... why 32-bit color? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, because XP looks ugly at 16-bit colour. Same with OS X; it defaults to 32-bit colour, because at 16-bit the interface (especially the pinstripes) look horrible and grainy.

      It's 2003. If your system is struggling with 32-bit colour, you need to fix something.

    4. Re:And another thing... why 32-bit color? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      You're caught in a time warp.

      As a sibling post pointed out, most recent cards are 32 bit native. Most are much faster in 32 bit than 16 bit mode.

      Get yourself a newer radeon and run 3DMarks and other benches in 32bit and then 16bit to convince yourself.

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    5. Re:And another thing... why 32-bit color? by mythr · · Score: 1

      On x86 architectures (your PC), as well as most others, 24 bit color is actually slower than 32 bit. Sure, it takes up 25% more memory, but since memory operations involving more than one byte are generally aligned to a fullword (32 bit) boundary, it can take more operations to deal with each pixel using 24 bit color. In the end, I think you'd find that this makes your desktop even more sluggish than all of those wasted bytes do.

    6. Re:And another thing... why 32-bit color? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'm sorry, but not just artists and graphic designers want 24bit colour.

      16bit colour is noticably different, at least to me. I'm sure I'm not alone.

      Couple that with having to render all 24/32bit graphics down to 16bit with dithering which - yes - slows things down, and you start to wonder why....

      Especially since on many modern cards, 16 bit is slower than 24bit... and on every card I've ever seen, 24bit's slower than 32bit.

      So, that's why.

      As for the start menu... it must be your hardware. On my machine, it's pretty much instantaenous.

  29. I knew it. by Hershmire · · Score: 5, Funny

    SecureCRT takes forever to start up.

    So I suppose SP1 is to XP as beer is to me: a tool to slow your reaction time. Too bad it doesn't make XP more attractive...

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    1. Re:I knew it. by FredFnord · · Score: 1

      If it were a strict sort of parallel, it would make YOU more attractive TO XP, or possibly to your computer.

      I hope you don't keep your computer in the bedroom...

      -fred

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  30. win 2000 flaw by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    my last uodate of win2k has introduced a flaw on my os that causes it to slow down when releasing the system for a shutdown.

    before the update: about 10 secs.
    after the update: over one minute.

    I solved this issue in FuzQ0000001
    use the powerswitch to shut down the computer.

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    1. Re:win 2000 flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can return to a quick shut down by uninstalling critical update Q329170, not important, if you are not on a network.

  31. More mirrors for Patch by N8F8 · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:More mirrors for Patch by Mattsson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Eum... Is this patch availible somewhere for other languages than English?
      I would need a Swedish version. =)

      (I can't belive that MS hasn't stopped using different binaries for different languages yet. It's idiotic. They even *rename* systemfiles and folders between languages, making some poorly made programs incompatible with other languages than English...)

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    2. Re:More mirrors for Patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your English is much better than that of many Americans here who claim that English is their native language... ;-)

  32. That explains it by jkirby · · Score: 2, Informative

    This explains why my Acrobat reader is crawling. I installed the fix and now all is back to normal.

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  33. Patch available for download by Radi-0-head · · Score: 1
    You can get the English and German language patches from here, and probably several other sites if you search for it.

    Enjoy.

  34. If this is such a big deal� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...why is it taking six months to learn the news. No one noticed their program startups taking TEN TIMES longer? I haven't noticed. How about providing a list of said programs and some benchmarks with these headlines? I'm not here to defend Microsoft, but I suspect the scope of the problem is limited and can wait till SP2 for most users.

    1. Re:If this is such a big deal� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most users don't notice when Microsoft software gets even slower. They just assume it's another unexplainable problem Microsoft caused to their computer, and hope it magically fixes itself when Microsoft promises that their next version of Windows will make programs load 10 times faster.

  35. I'm such a whore by alexburke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why bother asking Microsoft for the patch? Here you go. :)

  36. Well, I am not installing XP SP1 anyway... by Karpe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Doing that would warn me how my serial number was not acquired legally. :)

    1. Re:Well, I am not installing XP SP1 anyway... by mabinogi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's ok, it just refuses to install SP1, it doesn't invalidate your product key.

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  37. Urban Legend or not??? by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And I was starting to believe that Bill Gates never said "640K is enough for anyone".

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  38. Downloads/Patches Right Here -- i386/Alpha by mattyohe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just because im a nice guy...

    http://www.paricom.com/matt/xphotfix/

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  39. RTFriendlyKBA by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Informative

    This particular fix requires calling Technical support to get. It's even in the Slashdot article!

  40. windows Slows Down My PC! by MMHere · · Score: 1

    Is that why I have to go get a shiny new 3GHz Pentium 4 -- so I can start Office 2003 by the time the afternoon is out?

  41. Ahhh... by ghack · · Score: 1

    No wonder my 1.53GHz Athlon has been so slow lately...

    1. Re:Ahhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder you don't have a life. Boasting about your CPU.

  42. what so unusiual by Brigadier · · Score: 2, Funny


    Historically speaking this makes it an upgrade ...

  43. LOL by grolschie · · Score: 1

    Good one! :-)

  44. I haven't noticed any problems so far by gearloose · · Score: 1

    I've been running SP1 since it was released and I haven't ran into any programs hanging for extended periods of time or taking up 10 times more memory. Is there a list of programs somewhere that documents this problem to a specific application?

    1. Re:I haven't noticed any problems so far by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Ever seen svchost.exe in your tasklist? bugger takes up nearly 95% of my CPU if the computer's been running more than a day.

      If I kill it, it's fine, but i can't prevent the issue

    2. Re:I haven't noticed any problems so far by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      scvhost.exe is the service host. It it itself is not the problem, one of the services it is running is. The problem with killing scvhost is that it will terminate other importaint services that may also be running with it. Often simular services are all run under one instance of scvhost. What you should do is go to your services snap-in (right click on "My Computer" then choose manage, make your way to the services snap-in) and tone down and unnecisarry services. There are many of them. One of them is the culprit of the extra memory and processor usage. It is most likely a 3rd party service, since I have never seen an MS service really fail that bad. Hope that works.

    3. Re:I haven't noticed any problems so far by spongman · · Score: 1

      run 'msconfig', go to the 'Services' tab, check 'Hide all Microsoft Services', disable all of the remaining services, reboot.

  45. way to install sp1 when your serial key isnt legit by Indy1 · · Score: 1



    http://www.petri.co.il/change_xp_serial.htm

    then do a google search for a program called "xp key recoverer and discoverer 5.12"

    enjoy your product activation free xp

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  46. May I ask a stoopid question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these people will illegal serials... Is it because they don't want to pay for the software?

    Or is it that they actually bought the software, but don't want to go through the invasive activation process that sells your privacy?

    Or that they plan to sell their oem software later on?

    1. Re:May I ask a stoopid question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good question. In my case, I have a nice, shiny copy, which is and shall remain unactivated, while using a generated serial to bypass the call to Redmond.

    2. Re:May I ask a stoopid question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have used 2 keys, the reasons being that:
      A) I didn't feel like shelling out another $99 bucks to upgrade the aging family PC that everyone else uses (the copy I paid for was activated on my PC).
      B) When I upgraded my PC from a Celeron 333, to a AthlonXP 1800+, XP refused to reactivate with the key i paid for (only 2 bits of hardware were left from before, the GeForce2, and the HD, and I had to reinstall XP (but other experiance has shown that a reinstall will still activate if on the same hardware), so I just ran the keygen and got a new one.

  47. That was close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. I almost installed SP1. Oh wait... I'm running BSD, never mind.

  48. Some patch... by HeavensTrash · · Score: 1

    Excellent work. This patch didn't work in the least, and infact broke my XP causing me to restore from an older version. For some reason, the patch refused to find ntdll.dll, even though it was in the specified directory - After pointing the path to a few other directories which also had this file, it still refused, so I had to cancel. Cancelling it warned would cause your computer to stop working. Well, it did. Screw this patch, I'll just have to deal with the lag for now.

  49. Ah, Finally!!! by jlrowe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Finally Microsoft has a fix to slow down the spread of Code Red and other MS related worms and virii.

    Sure, it has some side effects, but don't all fixes?

  50. Mirror of the Patch by mraymer · · Score: 1
    I mirrored the file on my server in a futile effort to reduce the /. effect on the other links that were posted.

    Enjoy!

    http://home.centurytel.net/mraymer/Q815411_WXP_SP2 _x86_ENU.exe

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  51. here's a key and a link to update your box to sp1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://student.ehsal.be/aloisiana/telenut3/nl/Wind ows%20XP%20SP1%20Tutorial.htm

  52. really nice fast mirror by stephenb · · Score: 1

    If you're looking for a nice fast mirror:

    patch

    1. Re:really nice fast mirror by bezza · · Score: 2, Funny
      That domain name gives me a whole heap of confidence when choosing a download site. Thanks!

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  53. Re:Downloads/Patches Right Here -- i386/Alpha by Soko · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa, whoa whoa. Hold it right there. Alpha patches? For WinXP?

    You , sir, are one of two things:

    1.- You are an evil cracker who is tempting people into downloading your latest Trojan Badger^WHorse code so you can r007 them and be a 1337 h4x0r. Except they'd actually have to be for NT4 to run at all, you fucking lamer.

    2. - You are a Microsoft engineer who has XP running on the Alpha processor. Which means Microsoft still supports the Alpha internaly, and Compaq needn't of killed it. I could have had an EV8!!!

    In either case, you can expect your next of kin to recieve a very large bill for beer, .44 magnum shells and dry cleaning. I refuse to pay one red cent towards dragging you into the street by the hair, shooting you and then pissing in the 6 craters I will have just created in your body.

    HAND.

    Soko

    (Still mourning the Alpha)

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  54. Please try this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, we suggest you use one of these patches to solve all your problems...

    Sincerely,

    All Advocates of Linux

  55. Info & Link by mallfouf · · Score: 1

    I did install the patch, and there is a major difference in speed.
    Here's more information about the issue, and a link for download. Please, post mirrors.
    Info & Patch

  56. You call this "News"??? by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is "News" in the same sense as the last suicide bombing in a string of about one per week for the last 2 years.

    You could write a generic newspaper like this and it would be valid for any day of the week, any week of the year.

    "Unrest in the Middle East"
    "Democrats criticize tax cut proposal"
    "Republicans push bill to outlaw abortion"
    "New Bug found in Microsoft Windows"
    "Search for kidnapped child continues"
    "Woman murdered in inner city"
    etc...

    It happens every day, so I wouldn't really call it "news".

    1. Re:You call this "News"??? by aSiTiC · · Score: 1
      " This is "News" in the same sense as the last suicide bombing in a string of about one per week for the last 2 years. "

      I'm glad you have so easily simplified suicide/homicide bombings to everyday news. A sad "sign of the times" that we live in.

    2. Re:You call this "News"??? by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 1

      well, it's the way things are.

  57. THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINKS by mattyohe · · Score: 5, Informative

    What you can do is call 1-800-936-4900 which is Microsoft's Hotfix Line.. Tell them the Q article and they will pull it up and send a link in your email.

    But I have already done this for you.. And I didn't forget you alpha users!

    http://www.paricom.com/matt/xphotfix

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  58. XP SP1 Slowdown by aSiTiC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know about anyone else but I noticed a fairly noticable slowdown in XP when I installed SP1. I've since uninstalled SP1.

    Personally I prefer speed over security.

    1. Re:XP SP1 Slowdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You program in C, don't you? ;-)

    2. Re:XP SP1 Slowdown by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Which is all well and good, since let's face it, you weren't really getting all that much "security" anyway.

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  59. Re:way to install sp1 when your serial key isnt le by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hard to find that program anymore......try this key,
    thankfully i still have a copy of the keygen : )

    YR8W3-H6PMJ-8V7BR-VFTWF-T99CR

  60. Found a patch link. by evilcanaduhguy · · Score: 1

    Did a little googling and found a mirror hosting the patch for this problem. http://home.t-online.de/home/520092137223-0001/xp/ Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe Enjoy!

  61. One other major problem by AsnFkr · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work in a local computer repair shop, and 30% or so of the computers we load SP1 on stop booting properly. No safe mode, no VGA mode, just a wipe and reload. They boot then restart as soon as they should be getting to the desktop, caught in a eternal loop. Unless it is specifically requested by the user, I definatly don't load it. Thats just the major of many other problems we have come across with SP1.

    1. Re:One other major problem by Indy1 · · Score: 1

      usually because lusers load their boxes up with spyware and a whole bunch of other shit that autoloads, which causes massive problems with any major upgrade. I've plonked sp1 on a whole lot of different machines, and its been my experience that as long as the underlying os is fairly clean and not
      mucked with 8 tons of garbage (the above mentioned spyware), it installs fine.

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    2. Re:One other major problem by AsnFkr · · Score: 1

      I agree with that to a certian point but just today I loaded a freah load of xp home, slammed all the driver updates on, then loaded sp1. No more booty. Theres no rhyme nor reason to it sometimes.

      Another major problem we have seen with SP1 is after it is loaded, copying large chunks of data out of differant directories end with a "cannot read from source disk" error. It makes backing up all *.doc files or *.jpg files in one full swoop after a file search a really big pain. ...Grumble grumble....

  62. linux too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I installed SP1 on my dual-boot machine some time ago, and I noticed that even in linux, OpenOffice and Mozilla have excessive load times too. ;)

  63. This would have been the first post ... by Mikey-San · · Score: 5, Funny

    But due to the Service Pack update, IE took ten times longer to launch! ;-D

    -/-
    Mikey-San

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  64. The only thing that slows me down in XP... by Thaidog · · Score: 1

    ...are blue screens... which strangely increase my aplication time on my Mac... go figure!

    Seriously... XP pro blue screens all the time on my Dual athlon box... I heard it was issues with the AMD chipset... win2k, however works just fine...

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    1. Re:The only thing that slows me down in XP... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      I have yet to see XP bluescreen.

      Prolly either a bad install, or bad ram/chipset. or a shitty motherboard (soyo what?)

    2. Re:The only thing that slows me down in XP... by Thaidog · · Score: 1

      No... it's the chipset.... at least that's what I've heard... plus I've got about 15 trillon pci cards that support about 15 trillion different devices...
      Win2k works fine for everything... I hope AMD comes out with another atlon board to fix all this... with a 333 fsb... that would be nice... Tyan rma's boards like mine 5 times a day so the rummor goes

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      ||| I still can't believe Parkay's not butter.

    3. Re:The only thing that slows me down in XP... by Assembler · · Score: 1

      I had the same problem. All I had to do was flash the bios on my motherboard with the newest revision and all was well.

  65. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    Umm... I called that number and got a 404 error. I think it's been Slashdotted.

  66. Has anyone actually witness this slow down? by antdude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I haven't on my machines and test machines at home and office with various softwares. Are there any known programs or games that does show this?

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    1. Re:Has anyone actually witness this slow down? by mallfouf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I did notice the slowdown.
      XP took longer to boot. Some applications also took longer, like AOL, and some games.
      I downloaded the patch, and everything ran faster. I'm playing C&C Generals at the moment, and the game did run a lot faster after installing the patch.

    2. Re:Has anyone actually witness this slow down? by antdude · · Score: 1

      I hope Battlefield 1942 is faster in loading. That game is a disk hog. ;)

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  67. Re:Downloads/Patches Right Here -- i386/Alpha by Diamondback · · Score: 1

    they're for the itanium. pay attention.

  68. Download link... by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

    found it here: http://www.softodrom.ru/get.php?id=3942

    another update, and it's not even monday..

  69. A Windows Flaw? by I-R-Baboon · · Score: 1

    I thought this was an added feature, to give you plenty of time to make sure you want to open this program and get a cup of coffee like the good old days...

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  70. Re:Downloads/Patches Right Here -- i386/Alpha by atam · · Score: 1

    I think the original poster misunderstood the patch. From the look of the patch file name Q815411_WXP_SP2_ia64_ENU.exe, it is actually for Windows XP 64-Bit Edition, i.e. the Itanic, rather than Alpha.

  71. Not so fast! by twitter · · Score: 1
    Finally Microsoft has a fix to slow down the spread of Code Red and other MS related worms and virii.

    All worms? I think not! The dreaded FORTRAN worm, with it's one time memory alocation, pass by reference only and spritish math library will make mince meat of all the usual holes. Ha!

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  72. Release candidates by Tomster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It is plain that Microsoft's internal testing is insufficient. I don't really fault them for this -- it's simply impossible to have enough configurations, testcases, and procedures to cover more than a small percentage of the actual ways the product is used.

    IMO, Microsoft would benefit by issuing public release candidates for new OS versions and patches. It would greatly reduce the impact of problems with patches and new releases.

    -Thomas

    1. Re:Release candidates by Mish · · Score: 1

      I can and do fault them for this.

      I'm currently (as in the last month or so) talking to MS trying to get them to release a bugfix for IE...

      Anyone with XP and SP1 installed go to this page: http://doomx.net/test/multi.html and experience the pain.

      If you have 'a lot' of the same image repeating on a webpage (like in a generic forum) you'll probably have seen this.

      The more times the same image is repeated the more likely this is to occur.

      If that wasn't enough if you've got IE5+ and Media Player 7 installed people can mess with your CDROM drive and lockup IE (no patch yet for this either):

      http://doomx.net/test/test.jpg

    2. Re:Release candidates by Clockwurk · · Score: 1

      Fascinating, I'm kind of wondering what effect the repeated image is supposed to have??? It doesn't seem to do anything on my XP+SP1 box though? I see all the number up through 5, am I missing something?

      On another note, how exactly does that JPEG link work? The effect is badass, but what is the code involved??

    3. Re:Release candidates by Mish · · Score: 1

      The JPEG is actually a vbscript that uses a windows media player control to access the CDROM drive.

      Try refreshing the multi.html page, as I mentioned above, after XPSP1 (actually the IE6SP1 which is included in it) is installed if the same image is repeated a lot in one page then IE just shows the place holder or the "Image Error" icon.

    4. Re:Release candidates by fiftyfly · · Score: 1
      It is plain that Microsoft's internal testing is insufficient. I don't really fault them for this -- it's simply impossible to have enough configurations, testcases, and procedures to cover more than a small percentage of the actual ways the product is used. IMO, Microsoft would benefit by issuing public release candidates for new OS versions and patches. It would greatly reduce the impact of problems with patches and new releases.
      Gee, and here I sat thinking that M$'s blatant lack of testing & quality control (I mean, htf did they miss this one, surely somebody noticed?) was a sure indication that 'service packs' == release candidates. A little 'fix' here, some liberal pathing there, a nifty hack there - done! Release it to those rabid pirates^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hloyal consumers.
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    5. Re:Release candidates by Zarquon · · Score: 1

      I've seen that behavior with the 'friend/foe/neutral' dot here on slashdot.

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    6. Re:Release candidates by Fweeky · · Score: 2, Funny
      IMO, Microsoft would benefit by issuing public release candidates for new OS versions

      Huh? I thought that's what alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.ms-beta was for. Isn't it official?!?

      <looks shocked>
    7. Re:Release candidates by korgull · · Score: 1

      I bet you don't use a PC for real jobs otherwise you would care about the OS quality.

      And who the hell would help MS testing a product ? What do you gain for doing their job ? Will you get large price reduction as a tester ?

    8. Re:Release candidates by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Had anyone here heard about the slowdown problem before it made the news? No? I really wonder how common it is in reality... And if it's very uncommon, I wouldn't go as far as saying their test procedures are insufficient just because of this.

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    9. Re:Release candidates by nbvb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hrm, worked fine here with Safari on OSX and Mozilla on Solaris.... dunno what your problem is...

      Oh wait, yes I do. The OS.

    10. Re:Release candidates by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I see no problems.

      It's very likely something specific to your machine, most likely a video driver issue.

    11. Re:Release candidates by sheldon · · Score: 1

      "IMO, Microsoft would benefit by issuing public release candidates for new OS versions and patches."

      Umm... they do.

      For new OS versions it's called the Customer Preview Program. They've been doing this since at least Win95. In addition there are thousands involved even earlier in the process with the beta.

      For servicepacks, the distribution is a bit more limited and they only go out to beta members as well as partners and such. Windows 2000 SP4 Beta Invites Sent

      Hotfixes are more difficult, because they suffer from rapid release. They're rolled up into service packs, which then go through the public testing process.

    12. Re:Release candidates by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1
      Anyone with XP and SP1 installed go to this page

      *rolls eyes*
    13. Re:Release candidates by ssstraub · · Score: 1

      I get the image not found error after 02 I think. Good thing I don't use IE for anything but windows update, thanks to Phoenix.

    14. Re:Release candidates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the problem either. I agree with the guy who said it's probably a video card issue. Try downloading the newest updates for your video card from the manuf's website.

  73. Who freakin' cares. . . by bplipschitz · · Score: 1

    don't all /. readers run Linux or *BSD anyway?

    This is *news*?

    1. Re:Who freakin' cares. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you missed the polls a few months back, but most users were on Windows.

  74. This is not really news by tsphere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every new release of windows runs slower than the one before. Looks to me like MS is trying to stay ahead of the curve.

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    1. Re:This is not really news by boer · · Score: 1

      Have you by the way noticed that every new Linux desktop release is slower than the releases before? It's because of this thing called "adding new features" which by the way don't come free of computing power on any OS.

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  75. "The War Room" by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1
    I bet a calm, eerie silence fell over the Microsoft developer's "War Room" when the news of this newest XP enhancement hit the fan. Even Balmer probably had nothing to say.

    I would have paid to see their expressions.

  76. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by SonicBurst · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not to be an ass or anything, but XP doesn't run on alphas. If you take a careful look at the patch file, you'll see ia64 in the file name. 2 completely different architectures.

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  77. phase I by sstory · · Score: 1

    Worried that Linux is gaining market share, this is just phase I in making XP seem more like Linux. In phase II, Microsoft will break the ability to effortlessly cut and paste across programs. In phase III, they make the process of installing programs opaque, introducing 'package managers'. Then, in the diabolical phase IV, they ditch plug-and-play, and move to a system whereby recompilation of the kernel is often necessary when changing harware. Everyone will think that's the worst until they reach phase V--in which you can't just use a disk after putting it in the drive, you have to perform actions to 'mount' the disk.

    1. Re:phase I by NeuroManson · · Score: 0, Redundant

      And Phase VI: Profit!

      Oh c'mon, you left yourself open for that and you know it.

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    2. Re:phase I by sstory · · Score: 1

      I thought that was tired.

  78. now it's fair by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1

    yay! finally! my mac is faster!

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  79. Lemme guess by Booyakka+Joe · · Score: 1

    Lemme guess!
    This memory suckage occurs in programs NOT compiled with Microsoft "Approved" compilers.

    <evil grin>
    Perhaps a DR-DOSesq situation
    </evil grin>

    Guess which patch i'm gonna have to download tomorrow.

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  80. A common problem, unfortunately by FwOOm · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is doing this type of trickery a bit too often with their hotfixes. For many "nonessential" fixes, they won't publically release the fix in lieu of requiring calls to their tech support. Apparently they don't want to fully test for any ill effects of the hotfixes, so they try to release it to a small subset of people that are known to have the problem (I guess they are afraid of the liability of releasing to all). As far as i'm concerned, their hotfixes are installed "at your own risk" anyway. Googling the Q-number will almost always find you a mirror anyway ;-)

  81. Visio could be the problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Back to the Visio board...."

    Maybe that's the problem! They need OmniGraffle! The new version will be Visio compatible and everything!

  82. So - Using printf() supports terrorism by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew it!! Where else is that money going? I never see any...

    I never did quite trust printf(), a little on the seedy side it always seemed to me. How can it just keep taking arguments? That's just not natural.

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    1. Re:So - Using printf() supports terrorism by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      It only allocates the memory, it doesn't SPEND it :P

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    2. Re:So - Using printf() supports terrorism by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Oh crap, I mistyped the typo!...I think I'm going to go lie down for a bit :(

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    3. Re:So - Using printf() supports terrorism by addaon · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I missed the typo too, and I made it. I hade to read through the comments five times before I figured out that I was an idiot. I think I'll write that discovery down on a postit note for future reference.

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  83. At last! The re-birth of tail-recursion!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    For too long have tail-recursive supporters been laughed at and ignored while people used fancy stacks that grew without bounds!

    No longer! Now, arise my tail-recursive brethren and let a new day of shallow-stack programming commence!!

    Wait - stack growth is not the same as memory allocation? My bad. Back, I say, supporters of the One Recursion! The time is not yet right.

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  84. Uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the KB:


    SYMPTOMS
    After you install Windows XP Service Pack 1 (SP1), your programs may take as much as ten times as long to start.
    CAUSE
    This problem may occur if the programs you run frequently allocate and deallocate large blocks of memory. Changes in Windows XP SP1 in the memory management system have caused this operation to take significantly longer than with pre-SP1 Windows XP.


    The change is that XP now zeroes out memory as it allocates, it didnt before, and only a few weeks ago you slashbots were slamming them for that.

    Of course, the key word is 'up to ten times'. Most applications arent' affected, only particularly poorly written ones.

    But whatever. Carry on thinking anyones going to switch to the clusterfuck that is an XFree86 based desktop for performance reasons.
  85. And I thought ... by vandan · · Score: 1

    ... they'd unbundled IE from Windows and that was why it was taking so long to start...

    Nah. I don't run Windows, and especially not XP. Gentoo only here.

  86. Slashdot FUD. There's a link to an article at MS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a documented issue, listed on Microsoft's very own knowledge base? How is this FUD?

  87. VM issue? by marcovje · · Score: 1


    Seems more related to the VM (not postpone allocating/wiring mem till it is actualyl used) rather than real slow memory allocations.

    Otherwise small blocks would have been affected, not large ones.

    Since most machines nowadays are relatively stacked with memory, I'm not surprised if this was relatively rare

    1. Re:VM issue? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It is very obscure.

      If it was the major flaw the slashbots would want you to think it is, you wouldnt have heard about it first on slashdot. (Did you hear about Code Red, Nimda, Slammer, etc on slashdot first?)

      As an aside, here's another nifty coding flaw I found recently:


      Slashdot requires you to wait 2 minutes between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

      It's been -282 seconds since you last successfully posted a comment


      I guess I posted from the future! (cue scary music)
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    2. Re:VM issue? by marcovje · · Score: 1

      >If it was the major flaw the slashbots would want you to think it is, you wouldnt have heard about it first on slashdot. (Did you hear about Code Red, Nimda, Slammer, etc on slashdot first?)

      Bad comparison. Microsoft has to be public about security holes, but not about performance problems,
      specially if they are startup related (iow not important for standard server usage)

  88. 640K is enough by RalphBNumbers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, Bill said 640K of memory is enough for most people, so I guess M$ it taking that as a design goal and ooptimizing their OS for things that don't need more RAM than that

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    1. Re:640K is enough by boer · · Score: 1

      "Bill said 640K of memory is enough for most people"

      And he was absolutely right at the time, no?

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    2. Re:640K is enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urban legend, please kill this joke now.

    3. Re:640K is enough by ReadParse · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's an urban legend.

    4. Re:640K is enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the broken windows icon . . Funny as hell

    5. Re:640K is enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Arachne web client has some screens that have that famous quote at the bottom. Arachne runs quite well with 640K, and makes one wonder why Windows or Linux, for that matter, is necessary to surf the web.

    6. Re:640K is enough by hawkline · · Score: 1

      That got modded up to a 5?

    7. Re:640K is enough by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Hm. Bill Gates denying that he said it doesn't necessarily make it an urban legend.

    8. Re:640K is enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if Bill didn't say it, I had a Windows 3.0 box that had '640K is all you need' printed somewhere on it.

  89. As a programmer by SynKKnyS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a programmer, I have yet to run into this bug. I am using Windows XP SP1 with all patches from Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer applied. My game engine contains a few routines that rapidly allocate and deallocate memory for linked lists. There might be more than 400 allocation and deallocations every second from the time the engine starts. I have used GlobalAlloc (or the synonym LocalAlloc), HeapAlloc, VirtualAlloc, and CoTaskMemAlloc. Not one has proven to be slow at all, however, I settled on HeapAlloc since it seemed to be the most flexible. But, this may change if my plug-in system needs direct access to allocated memory (which only CoTaskMemAlloc provides). Does anyone know how to reproduce the bug in code?

    1. Re:As a programmer by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It may be (a) Microsoft application specific, or (b) independant application specific, IMO. There are often hundreds of applications, be they shareware, freeware, or third party, that cause this issue, but lacking an exact basis for comparison between systems running each and every one of them, I doubt there is an easy answer, let alone a way to conveniently reproduce the bug.

      Until more detail is offered as to the applications involved, there is no way to reproduce the bug, unless one develops psychic abilities, and can read the minds of every person using XP.

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  90. ME TOO!!!1@ **NT** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ***NT***

  91. how is this offtopic? by Stalcair · · Score: 1
    it was a response to a very humorous post. Does that mean that we should not have "funny" since funny is obviously offtopic?

    I wonder how often moderators actually read the guidelines...

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    1. Re:how is this offtopic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They seem to mod up the so called elite idio^h^h^h^hgeeks that look at porn all day, complain that everything should be free, has no life outside of slashdot. It's a game to them, to see who can get the highest karma, and then mod down the ones that are not "elite"

  92. xp /2k by katalyst · · Score: 1

    win2k... is a decent product despite the fact that it comes from microsoft and despite the fact that u need to install 2 service packs before you can trust your system. XP however is another headache all together. First, the concept of home and professional, is enough to drive any user user mad. Secondly, we've had this terrible experience with getting an XP professional system to work well with a Windows 2000 Server machine. Despite all service packs and "support", some problems just havent been resolved.
    I also happen to have Mandrake 9 installed on my system, installed some of the Windows fonts, and what can I say... Dolphin rocks. :D

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  93. SCSI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, so when are they going to finally make scsi perform like it should on XP?

    1. Re:SCSI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as they make RAID perform like it should on Linux.

  94. Jeez, learn to read by fm6 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's a cute joke, but...
    This problem may occur if the programs you run frequently allocate and deallocate large blocks of memory. Changes in Windows XP SP1 in the memory management system have caused this operation to take significantly longer than with pre-SP1 Windows XP.
    It's "frequently allocate and deallocate large blocks of" not just "allocate". This is not a small nit to pick, especially for Linux people. For years, GNU libc had a memory leak bug that was triggered by frequent allococation and deallocation of small blocks of memory. It only became an issue back in 2000, when Borland ported their component libraries to Linux.
    1. Re:Jeez, learn to read by jhylkema · · Score: 5, Funny

      (This is rhetorical and not meant as a troll.)

      Mein Gott!

      The poster criticized a Microsoft competitor and didn't get modded into oblivion? The poster deigned to utter a discouraging word on /. about an open-source product and got away with it? What is this world COMING TO?!? C'mon, libc is perfect in every way and when a fully-functioning HURD kernel is released in 2060 or so, it's gunna be awesome!

    2. Re:Jeez, learn to read by Cloud+9 · · Score: 1
      The poster criticized a Microsoft competitor and didn't get modded into oblivion?

      Yeah, but he didn't get modded up either.

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    3. Re:Jeez, learn to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are not with us, you are against us.

    4. Re:Jeez, learn to read by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he was trying to hint that M$ might have ripped-off old GNU libc code without even bothering to check the changelogs. ;-)

      edo

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    5. Re:Jeez, learn to read by MattCohn.com · · Score: 1

      (Score:5, Interesting) ...he did now...

    6. Re:Jeez, learn to read by Ghost+in+the+Machine · · Score: 1

      "when a fully-functioning HURD kernel is released in 2060 or so, it's gunna be awesome!"

      You really meant the year 0023, didn't you?

    7. Re:Jeez, learn to read by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      A program that frequently allocates memory but doesn't deallocate it until much later is either broken, poorly written, or (most likely) both.

      I think that this will hit programs that try to be at least somewhat memory efficient the hardest, because those programs will deallocate a block of memory as soon as they're done using it instead of waiting until much later to do it, leaving room for a potential slowdown.

    8. Re:Jeez, learn to read by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Who said anything about "much later"? The specific wording (how many times do I have to point out the specific wording) is "rapidly allocates and deallocates" (italics mine). A lot of object-oriented systems (like Borland's component libraries) do this, because they briefly instantiate small objects for all kinds of purposes.

      Conspiracy theorists might think that this bug was invented solely to screw up Java programs, which also follow this model. But Java runtimes usually have their own memory manager, so they'd probably not be affected.

      I guess MFC programs would also be immune. MFC pretends to be an object-oriented library, but that doesn't extend much past the syntax of the API. Perhaps that's why Microsoft didn't spot this earlier.

    9. Re:Jeez, learn to read by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Let's see, there are really only two alternatives:

      1)The program allocates some memory, uses it, and then immediately deallocates it. Since the program might not need it for very long (possibly an object-oriented system like you mentioned), this would fall under the "rapidly allocates and deallocates" category.

      OR

      2)The program allocates some memory, and then waits until it exits (or some other, later time) to deallocate it.

      As far as the first line in my post goes, I was trying to imply that any properly written program would be affected at least somewhat by this bug, since only bad programmers will rapidly allocate memory without also (potentially rapidly) deallocating it right after using it.

      I think you need to reread my post. Nowhere did I say that programs that allocated a block and then didn't deallocate it until a good while later would be affected. Rather, I said just the opposite.

    10. Re:Jeez, learn to read by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 1

      23 years after 2037... Obscure but funny. Thanks.

    11. Re:Jeez, learn to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, obviously the GNU developers are smart and testing a great deal of their technology in Linux for years before rushing to finish their operating system.

      This way, by the time the Hurd isreleased, glibc will be 100% bug-free.

      Note: I don't like glibc myself. Just look at what a mess it is, compared to most other libc implementations. Much more than it needs to be in the name of "portability".

    12. Re:Jeez, learn to read by Apro+im · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the question of frequency is unmentioned in your post - not all programs need to allocate memory over and over, right?

      So inneficient programs aren't the only ones that aren't effected by this. There are programs which only need to allocate new memory every so often, or programs which aren't "done" with memory very quickly.

    13. Re:Jeez, learn to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try that with an Apple story...

  95. Chill out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Holy crap... I love the fact that every post that's been modded to 4 or 5 seems to be written by someone who doesn't use Windows.

    FYI: It's not a big deal. I've been using SP1 for months, and haven't noticed anything. Obviously, so have a whole lot of other people.

    It's nothing to get so worked up about.

    (Posted AC because this will be flamebait to some people).

    1. Re:Chill out by MattRog · · Score: 1

      I've been using SP1 (since it was released) on several machines, both at home and at work, and have noticed nothing unusual. The machines have all been relatively speedy (1GHz and up) so perhaps a 1 second load time vs. a 10 second load time is not noticeable, but even on my home system in which I play games I have not noticed anything wonky. I would expect games and the like (for home-use systems) would be most affected since they tend to malloc lots of memory -- I'll just have to benchmark my load times on my apps now and then after I apply SP2 to see if I was hit or not.

      If I ran any large DBMS software etc. maybe I'd notice it but for home/business use I'd wager the majority of Windows users weren't hit hard by it.

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  96. DHCP Problems persist as well by citking · · Score: 3, Informative

    SP1 for XP was supposed to address the DHCP problem that Microsoft has had with XP Home. Being a tech guy for a college, I can tell you that the DHCP issue was never corrected and people had to end up upgrading to XP Pro or upgrade to 2000 (yes, XP Home to 2000 is an upgrade, IMHO).

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    1. Re:DHCP Problems persist as well by Professor+Bluebird · · Score: 1

      XP Home's almost down there with Windows Me in my opionion. It's not exactly designed to be networked. I was once a university network admin, and saw how bad it really is. So indeed XP Home to 2000 Pro is an "upgrade". It even corrects the problems with malloc.

    2. Re:DHCP Problems persist as well by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but could you please tell me what the DHCP problem is? Just so I know. I have an office network of about 13 XP machines with a server running NT2k. I have noticed that on occasion, the XP machines connection to the Internet stalls, but this is fixed by right-clicking on the network connection's icon and selecting "repair". Is this the problem, or is it something else that I ought to know about?

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    3. Re:DHCP Problems persist as well by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1

      You are aware, of course, that uninstalling Norton Antivirus will break DHCP, and do so with difficult-to-track symptoms? For some reason, NAV makes a LOT of services dependent upon itself, and the uninstall can't be bothered with repairing all of them. DHCP is one of these neglected bits... Installing XPPro or Win2K would certainly fix the problem - the install would repair the registry. A Microsoft service pack probably WOULDN'T fix it, because it isn't a Microsoft issue!

  97. Irritating! by Gavin+Rogers · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has confirmed that this is a problem in the Microsoft products that are listed at the beginning of this article.

    I forget how many times I have read that sentence when tracking down really strange problems with Microsoft apps and operating systems. They don't offer a patch most of the time, they'd might has well have written,

    "Microsoft knows this is a problem with this product but you're just going to have to buy the next version and hope we fixed it, because we sure aren't fixing it now!"

  98. MOD Parent as Funny! Not Insightful by blunte · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    duh

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  99. Thank God for that! by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

    All this time I thought it was just my imagination that the system was running slower! I figured I was just getting less patient in my old age.

    Turns out it WASN'T all in my head. That's a relief...

    So, Microsoft introduced something which really slows down the system. And all this time I thought it was called Office...

  100. No problems.. by ball-lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I haven't seen any slowdown personally...
    I run:
    Internet Explorer
    Photoshop 6.0
    Dreamweaver (yes, I am that lazy)
    SimpleMu
    Winamp
    Windows Media Player
    Office
    Slowdown really bothers me too, so I'd expect if it was really noticable, I would have noticed. I suspect this may be more of a "benchmark thing" than anything else.

  101. Way to patch those patches! by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 1

    Bill: "Oh yeah, you have an anti-patch patch? Well I have an anti-anti-patch patch!"

    Cheers,
    IT

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  102. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It took Slashdot long enough to get a story posted, but if you're downloading the patch, make sure the md5 matches before installing anything.

    MD5 (Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe) = ccac1cc811fc62e402a046f4e6cb8f0a

    As Microsoft says, this is a fix they only want on systems showing slowdown problems running XP SP1 and that's why it's limited release beta patch. Whoever posted that MS is holding the patch ransom so you have to fork over bucks to Billy is obviously a moron.

  103. Nothing new. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    I support Windows XP for my customers, so I use it, too. I often have 20 instances of Mozilla open, each with several tabs. This works okay until I reach the limit of installed memory. Once the OS begins using virtual memory, the system becomes unstable.

    Microsoft Windows operating systems have always been bad at managing memory. The first usable Windows OS was 3.0. It had terrible memory handling.

    It's amazing that after all these years Microsoft has not learned how to handle memory allocations.

  104. This is great news for Apple! by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1

    Now, maybe, Macinoshes will be as fast as Windows machines.

  105. Wait by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    That means apps will be loading 10ms instead
    of 1ms on my brand new p4 with stripe raid ?

    *going to shoot myself in the head*

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  106. Oh Great so how long i have to wait to get this... by siouxmoux · · Score: 0

    Oh Great so how long i have to wait to get this patch from microsoft????????

  107. Re:Slashdot FUD. There's a link to an article at M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's knowledge base is a well-known mouthpiece for Linux zealots.

    Richard M. Stallman, the director of Microsoft's support staff, is a long-time fixture in the "open source" community, originally known for his famous knowledge base document "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" (Document Q10804), but lately mostly for his zealot insistence on refusing to respond to support requests for MS Office unless the customer calls it "GNU/Powerpoint".

    RMS has often used his editorial power over the support.microsoft.com site to spread anti-Microsoft FUD and promote "open source" software, to the point where the Microsoft knowledge base is almost unusable as a technical resource because of all of the political grandstanding. This latest knowledge base article is just another example of this. It's quite unfortunate really.

  108. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by Cloud+9 · · Score: 1

    Thank you, you beautiful bastard.

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  109. Conspiracy Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe its easier to brag about performance improvements if you slow down the old operating system before moving to a new one. This could be a perpetual cycle where you keep buying new software but the performance stays the same, while being advertised as "faster".
    Just a stupid conspiracy theory though. No company would be that sleazy ;-)

  110. Re:Downloads/Patches Right Here -- i386/Alpha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or (most likely option):

    3. An idiot. ia64 does NOT refer to the alpha architecture.

  111. hehehe :) by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

    At first I had my suspisions (and a draconian EULA) to justify it, but now I know I was right to just patch away and not install SP1.

    I wonder though if the EULA for SP2 is just as insane...I mean, with those terms, I'm forced to either not install it or run offline.

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  112. Re:At Microsoft, quality is definitely job 1. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you forgot to make clear that that's just your opinion. Because, fuck, that was so well written and reasoned out that we could accidently mistake it for a cut and paste job from some place with decent writers.

  113. Bug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how do you make a programming error like that?

    #define GlobalAlloc(x, y) malloc(y * 10)

  114. Re:At Microsoft, quality is definitely job 1. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Re: above.

    You have to reboot your sysadmins too after you run a Microsoft system for more than a few hours.

  115. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by Hank+Chinaski · · Score: 1

    how do i know this is not a trojan or something?

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  116. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by mildness · · Score: 1
    FWIW I scanned it with Norton.

    thanks mattyohe

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  117. Trojans by Jacco+de+Leeuw · · Score: 1

    Good question.

    Simply go to Properties and check the digital signature. It should be signed by Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Trojans by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      That said, how does one know it's not a trojan?

    2. Re:Trojans by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Having had the same thought... the signatures look okay. Unpacked 'em with WinRar (being they're SFX Cabinet files) and nothing unkosher seen on a quick cruise thru the texts and executables.

      (Why I bothered I don't know -- I'll probably never install SP1 on my lowly XP box anyway.)

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  118. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by anonymous+cowfart · · Score: 0

    You don't.

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  119. But... by Lolaine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Doesn`t the whole OS slow programs? I mean, since whe are running an OS, we know it will slow down our apps. Is the counterpart to run only an app, no network, and so on, but Why cant be developed critical apps for the PC (or other cheap platforms) with no OS? (I mean, apps that boot themselves) It would make OS crashes less critical for that critical apps and make response speed (since no scheduler, context switches, etc...) increased. It would be a pain to work in one of those apps from scratch, but they would not rely in nothing but hardware. I remember playing a game for the PC (80286 era) that selfbooted from a 1.44 Mb Disk....

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    1. Re:But... by dbazile · · Score: 1

      What happens when I need to switch between PhotoshopOS and InternetExploderOS? Do I have to wait an extra 30 seconds for it to boot? Not to mention the fact that the clipboard would be useless.

      IIRC, the reason (multitasking) OSes were created was so that people could switch between applications quickly as easily. Another reason is that programmers are too lazy to program a whole new OS for each and every new program.

    2. Re:But... by Lolaine · · Score: 1

      Are Photoshop & Internet Explorer >CRITICAL (as in mission) apps? nope.

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  120. XP BSODs by crimson30 · · Score: 0

    Pshh... I've been using XP for a whopping couple months and this thing has blue screened at least 4 or 5 times and sends error reports at least every other day.

    Having used 95, 98, NT 4 and 2000, do you really expect me to buy your "probably a bad install" argument? About the only stable installation I've *ever* seen is NT 4 on my alpha, on which it seems like I can run and crash whatever buggy software I want without BSODs, CPU hangs or the general corruption one expects from Windows.

    Man, what I'd give for Direct X on NT 4.... and no, don't even think about saying Windows 2000 in response.

  121. It really makes a difference by forged · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have Apache 2.0 and MySQL 4.0 configured as services. Then upon logon, Mozilla 1.3 loads itself in memory. I often had to wait up to one full minute after system boot and user logon, for the networking subsystem to get started !!! This meant no Internet access until one minute after logon - not acceptable. With the hotfix applied, boot is faster (as in pre-SP1) and there was a sizeable difference in programs load time.

  122. EMM386 by Eudial · · Score: 1

    They shoulda stucked to EMM386 - atleast it worked.

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  123. Like poeple say about trivial GNU/Linux problems.. by arose · · Score: 1

    It's easy for you, but what about Joe "drag & drop" User?

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  124. Duh! by telemonster · · Score: 1

    This is how they propel the PC industry! People are supposed to buy faster desktops. You weren't supposed to notice.

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  125. Huzzah for retro-gamers! by Hadlock · · Score: 2, Funny

    This means me and my friend will be able to play Descent 1 without the originally gentle bobbing of the ship sped up to a nauseating earthquake speed! Dust off that copy of Descent and try it for yourself. I dare you to try and play for 15 minutes without getting a nauseating headache!

    :-D

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  126. Skip SP-1 by physman · · Score: 0

    What else is in SP-1? The best advice is probably to just skip SP-1 and wait for SP-2 (if that doesn't include an extra patch to just stop our computer entirely!)

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    1. Re:Skip SP-1 by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

      It includes the ability to uninstall 'Windows Components' like Outlook and Messenger. This is due to the antitrust judgement.

      Oh, and it also breaks VPN horribly.

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  127. SP1 for Comment 5620948 Released by Spunk · · Score: 1
    Knowledge Base recommends:

    Removing the extraneous word those.

    Adding the letter a to complete the word meant.

    Also, the user may instead replace the offending line with the following text:

    Probably job security. They have to have people that patch the patches to the other patches that were meant to fix the O/S.

  128. I wonder what's triggering the problem... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    - SP1 on its own doesn't since I haven't got any problems.
    - Large memory allocations doesn't since I'm using such programs quite often.

    ???

    There must be something else involved too... I'm even quite sure *most* of us haven't got any ptoblems whatsoever, otherwise we'd heard about this long before it made the news recently.

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    1. Re:I wonder what's triggering the problem... by SirDaShadow · · Score: 1

      No, we got so used to the bloated code we didn't notice, or care about the slowdowns.

      I applied the patch and I have noticed that not only it improves the loading performance, it also improves I/O. I made a program called MasterJoin (http://masterjoin.sourceforge.net not up yet but stay tuned!) that allows you to join usenet binaries split with mastersplitter (.001,.002,...)without using bat files or mastersplitter itself. Right now it's in early alpha and I haven't posted it yet until I feel confident there is no data loss, but so far it works. Before the XPhotfix I could join a 90MB file divided on 180 parts in ~1 minute. After the hotfix, 15 seconds!

  129. Awful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely terrible, this would never happen in Linux.

  130. Way to go Microsoft! by Zocalo · · Score: 1
    It really was just a matter of time, wasn't it? Microsoft has a serious performance issue with some systems, so obviously *everyone* running Windows XP-SP1 is going to want the patch, whether they are effected or not. So what do they do? They sit on the patch.

    Result: What we have here; lists of links to "patches" cropping up everywhere, WaReZ sites, news sites, 3D and gaming sites, you name it. Now, how easy is it going to be for the kiddies to slip some trojans into the mix. Congratulations Microsoft; you quite likely just got a significant percentage of Windows XP systems rooted.

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  131. Here is the patch by nberardi · · Score: 1

    Here is the link to the patch that MS is talking about in their KB article. There is a german and english patch currently availiable.

    http://www.windowplanet.net/community/forum/topic. asp?TOPIC_ID=3862

  132. The PROOF!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of the worm that'd hit even M$ because they didn't install their own SP1. Maybe they already knew about that bug then but did forget to report.

    Everyone keep this shit in mind before you argue that M$ has better customer service than the OSS community!

  133. Well, here's a good strategy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sell XP with service pack touting its "secure" (haha) features.

    Pay a lame research co. to do an "independent" performance study using a stripped down (or unpatched) version.

  134. Anyone can make a mistake by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    But.. A company with this much at stake and this many users should be above mistakes like this, which would have shown in testing..

    I assume they test service packs before the are sent out.. :)

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  135. One word, by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    Buwhaahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!

  136. This patch makes a big diff on my system by Raoul+Snidjik · · Score: 1

    Word XP especially loads faster.

  137. What about linux.... by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 1

    Everybody complains about windows.....nobody remembers that linux vm was rewritten during a stable release. It sucked until some recent versions. People had to continue using 2.2; or developing their own trees...

  138. In the meantime .... by Atomic+Anvil · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... folks with Macs are yawning and getting on with their lives. Macintosh: more than a computer, it's a way of life.

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  139. Solution to your problem by wadetemp · · Score: 1

    You work in a repair shop and you don't know how to get to Safe Mode?

    I believe F8 gets you there if the menu's not shown. Switch to it and you'll boot fine without crashes. Then turn off the "instant reboot" on bluescreens (somewhere in My Computer->Properties maybe?) and give it a reboot into normal mode. This will let you see the bluescreen that's kicking your computer's ass every time it hits the desktop and the component involved (which you're probably going to find is a DLL from your video driver, or possibly your NIC driver.)

    1. Re:Solution to your problem by AsnFkr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You work in a repair shop and you don't know how to get to Safe Mode?

      You are kidding right? Of course I know how to get into safe mode. If you'd READ my post you would understand that the machine will not *allow* safe mode to be entered when this problem occurs. I hope this has restored your faith in the human race, as your comment has diminished mine. :)

    2. Re:Solution to your problem by wadetemp · · Score: 1

      XP doesn't have a VGA mode... and in XP the normal behavior on an abnormal restart (like one caused by a bluescreen) *usually* results in XP's safe-mode menu showing up automatically without you having to do anything. You might have pointed that out rather than saying something vague. Your comment didn't indicate to me that you knew these things so I thought I'd offer a few hints to how I solved my issue. I suppose you just charged 2 hours more labor reinstalling the OS one more time?... :)

    3. Re:Solution to your problem by AsnFkr · · Score: 1

      XP doesn't have a VGA mode

      While I don't understand why you would decide to point this out now instead of during your first tour of ignorance, I'm terribly sorry...your dead wrong about XP not having a VGA mode. Take a look here.

      I'm glad you intended to help me out in the situation that I was also helpfully pointing out to the rest of the community, but you have nothing intelligent to offer at this point so please pack your bags and march on gracefully. The fact of the matter is you are one out of the many thousands of people who read my comment that didn't get it. This means the problem is you, not me. If thirty people had made the same comment I would admit my post was too vague, but it was just you having problems understanding it. So in the future please don't try to be a smart ass slashdot elitist (ie. "You work in a repair shop and you don't know how to get to Safe Mode?") about things you only partially understand. Take care.

    4. Re:Solution to your problem by wadetemp · · Score: 1

      So it does. I was thinking of NT VGA Mode, which is somewhat the equivalent of XP Safe Mode (of which this VGA Mode you pointed out seems to be now a subsetting?)

      But if you really need help, could you please explain your problem? Did you press F8 repeatedly and it just didn't enter the safe mode menu? Did you see the menu, choose an option, and it booted into non-safe mode anyway? What did you do? "No safe mode" is about the equivalent of "XP doesn't have a VGA mode" if you'd like to compare apples to apples or inane comments to inane comments. ;-)

    5. Re:Solution to your problem by AsnFkr · · Score: 1
  140. Sponsered Service Packs? by GrBear · · Score: 1

    This service pack has been brough to you by Intel -- Now with new, faster SP1 processors.. Upgrade today!

  141. Re:Downloads/Patches Right Here -- i386/Alpha by nbvb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah yeah, I gots me one of them thar Itanic workstations at work .... I bought it to run HP-UX, and well, it bites.

    Ready for prime-time my ass.

    I'll stick with my SunBlade & PA-RISC workstation, thanks ...

    Now off to get a nice shiny AlphaStation :)

  142. What about the wireless networking slowdown? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw my laptop's wireless networking performance drop to near-unusable, despite being in the same room as the base station and getting a reported "excellent" connection at 11Mbps. Mozilla won't load a web page; IE will load one page, but not more. They screwed up something in the wireless code, big-time.

    I have coworkers who discovered the same problem. Using a wire connection shows no problems whatsoever.

  143. Re:Like poeple say about trivial GNU/Linux problem by Assembler · · Score: 1

    You have a good point.. most people have no idea that they even need to flash their bios.

    However, 50% of the time, Joe User comes to me and I flash the bios for him.

    btw, some OEMS have now have EXEs that can flash the bios while still in windows.

  144. Slashdot on Google by santos_douglas · · Score: 1

    The thread was posted on Google News main page - how about that? Slashdot is now considered a legitimate news source.

  145. Re:w2k is effected as well -- RH too? by anagama · · Score: 1

    A weird thing happened to me on Wednessday - OOo suddenly decided to take upwards of 5 minutes to load up - on my linux system. Very mysterious. I put a second hard-drive in and did a fresh install which solved that issue, but now my hostname keeps getting reset from its default to some name related to the network I connect to. This screws up my printer but I'm fine if I manually reset the hostname back to the original setting and restart printer deamon. I'm not even sure where to begin searching for help solving these issues. Any suggestions? If a computer I connect to has this new service pack, could that effect my linux system? Oh, and when I shut down, if I didn't manually change the hostname back, canna (for Japanese input) fails to close with a message that it is owned by another machine. I'm mystified!

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  146. Trying to read the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    And I get this:
    Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers
    error '80040e31'
    [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver]Timeout expired
    /cw/readstory.asp, line 303
  147. Unintended Consequences by core+plexus · · Score: 1
    My friend just bought a new Hp laptop and it had winxp on it. She kept getting out of memory messages, asked me for advise, and now she is a happy happy Linux user. Fortunately there is Sims for Linux now, so she is even happier. Sux that she had to pay the M$ tax, but it has a way of evening itself out.

    Thank you M$

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  148. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 1

    Well, I called, and when they wanted to know where to send it, I gave them my @fuckmicrosoft.com address. She kind of muttered something, and I still haven't gotten any mail from them. How long does this usually take?

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  149. M$ New Slogan by Geeyzus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where do you want to go eventually?

  150. Yes by Shilaeli · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

  151. stdout == stderr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because on Windows all output is in error anyway.

    1. Re:stdout == stderr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of us who didn't get it before.

  152. no big deal by ethelred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Considering the relatively large amount of people running a pirated version of WinXP, and haven't installed service pack 1, i'd say the problem is rather contained.

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  153. Re:no kidding by error0x100 · · Score: 1

    I'm also wondering about this. Visual Studio 6 on Windows XP with VS6 Service Pack 5 has a blatant flaw in which your .cpp source files are sometimes deleted from the hard disk (I kid you not). I've been using VS6 for years, and this bug is a relatively recent development. And SP5, it seems, is going to be the last service pack for VS6. So for customers who want this rather serious problem fixed, their only option is basically to 'upgrade' to .NET. And you can bet that thousands of customers will do precisely that. I have this theory, which I could never prove, that MS deliberately introduced this bug in order to give thousands of their customers an "incentive" to upgrade. Many customers wouldn't need or want to upgrade if they weren't forced to, because the current version is already good enough for them. Its the age old problem of companies like Microsoft ending up competing with older versions of their own products.

    They're a damn drain on the economy, if you ask me. They raise the costs of doing business for so many companies who use their products, with little or no real benefits from all the 'upgrades'. Money that could be better spent on something productive (or saved and the product made cheaper) is piling up in MSs bank account instead.

  154. For all you naysayers out there.... by John+Courtland · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've just installed the hotfix and it has made quite a difference on my 433MHz w/ 256MB RAM laptop. Trillian and my wireless network monitor both start up noticably faster, and Opera starts faster as well. I would say I notice a speedup of a few seconds for the network and maybe 1-2 seconds for Trillian, maybe 4 for Opera.

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    1. Re:For all you naysayers out there.... by billeger · · Score: 1

      John, Thank you for the reassurance that it is possible to find the hotfix! I spent more than an hour bumbling around in the various links provided in the slashdot note and following in MS's grotto. For the life of me I can't figure out how to find the download button. I'm running a legit XPP SP-1 and noted serious problems with Corel and some functions on Netscape after installing SP-1. I think there is a worse problem than speed as I also lost a fairly simple Corel Draw file for no reason I can comprehend -- printed it out, saved it. But it would never open again. That's a possible sign of one of those little memory buckets losing it! Mahalo from the middle of the Pacific Ocean!

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  155. bugs by fitten · · Score: 1

    Well... first, this is very old news. I read in on other sites over a week ago.

    Second, (I'm not saying anything of the case here, but) two of the most notorious bugs I have ever tracked down in software were flaws in algorithms which resulted in incorrect results. In each case, the algorithms made assumptions that were simply incorrect, and terminated the algorithm early or "optimized out" cases that should not have been. In both cases, fixing the bug did result in a slowdown. So, the choice was to take a performance hit and have code that actually worked, or leave the faster, buggy code in place.

  156. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by JTunny · · Score: 1

    Thanks for hosting that. I've just installed it, had a quick test and theres a definite improvement. I can now alt-tab between C&C Generals and the desktop a hell of a lot faster, game also closes more efficiently. Netscape browser and mail load noticably faster too.

  157. malloc/free broken under NT...Memory Management??? by lent · · Score: 2, Informative
    malloc() and free(), the first two dynamic memory management functions that most C programmers learn, were broken back in Windows NT.


    If you ever had an application ported from UNIX to NT that wasn't a memory hog under UNIX but slowly ate its way through virtual memory on NT, this is most likely why.

    Microsoft sneakily added the _heapmin() function to combine contiugous small free'd blocks into big chunks of memory.
    Unfortunately, free(), malloc()'s happy buddy, had been combining free blocks on each call to free() since the dawn of the C programming language.
    My guess is Microsoft got better performance on benchmarks by essentially not freeing memory!
    If you look at K&R "The C Programming Language", Kernighan & Ritchie implement malloc and free
    free() itself is the last thing. It scans the free list, starting at freep, looking for the place to insert the free block. This is either between two existing blocks or at the end of the list. In any case, if the block being freed is adjacent to either neighbor, the adjacent blocks are combined. The only troubles are keeping the pointers pointing to the right things and the sizes correct.
    Hey but don't take my word for it. Intel has warned you about this for a while, [p.61 of 101].
    NOTE for MSVC users: As in any C application, the standard C calls malloc() and free() may be used to manage memory. If you are using the Microsoft Visual C++ compiler, it is VERY IMPORTANT to note a scarcely documented fact of the Win32 API, in that free() does not actually free the memory that is being accessed (as it does in most standard C compilers). MSVC will free the pointer to the memory but will not actually release the physical memory. To release the physical memory a call to the Windows extension function _heapmin() must be made. This function should be documented in Win32 API documentation but it may be noted that it is difficult to find a reference to it otherwise. If the application uses free() and malloc() but not _heapmin() then virtual memory issues will arise during extended use of the application.

    But Mircosoft "fixed" it in MSVC 4.0 and up.
    Note [New feature hides ugly bug]In Visual C++ Version 4.0, the underlying heap structure was moved to the C run-time libraries to support the new debugging features. As a result, the only Win32 platform that is supported by _heapmin is Windows NT. The function returns -1 and sets errno to ENOSYS, when it is called by any other Win32 platform. [But what happens if you run an old VC < 4.0 compiled binary? Probably the old function gets called]


    In a related move, Microsoft has quietly added to the Windows SDK that the color red, formerly 622 - 760nm, shall be redefined with the values 455 - 492nm (formerly known as blue). Programs from other platforms should add a call to the _PutOnRoseColoredGlasses() function to avoid compatibility problems. :-)
  158. Re:At Microsoft, quality is definitely job 1. by Lazyhound · · Score: 1


    Holy shit, you're a pretentious ass! Way to go!

  159. Re:malloc/free broken under NT...Memory Management by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    I strongly suspect that the C standard provides no guarantees about whether free() coallesces free chunks or not, regardless of whether some implementations do so.

  160. Score that down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiot, please get a life.

  161. OT: Humor by IndependentVik · · Score: 1

    Great post. Honestly, who gets off telling people that the things they laugh at aren't really funny?

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  162. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by bniederee · · Score: 1

    Fix seems to slowdown start times. Might be a good idea to run bootvis after installing.

  163. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

    Sorry to br redundant, but i'd rather that, than to fail to express my gratitrude. thank you.

  164. Allocate large chunks of memory by Incy · · Score: 1

    Sounds like Microsoft is trying to slow down the startup of Java programs!

  165. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So which download is it please?

  166. Yeah some "Mistake" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny thing is my Opera browser now takes 20 times longer to start after I downloaded some Win 98 service packs and patches.

    Gee I wonder if Microsfot makes Opera take a year to start up on purpose. Nah, Microsoft would never abuse their power by crippling a competitor's product, so it must be an honest mistake. ;)

  167. effect/affect by markbanang · · Score: 1

    "w2k is effected as well"

    Something cannot be effected. Something can be affected, but to affect something you effect a change.

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  168. Idiot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 3.0 didnt ship in a box.

    Slashdot = Idiot FUD

  169. XP Service Pack Slows Programs! by menahem · · Score: 1

    Thank God for linux!

  170. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by raxial · · Score: 1

    thanks for hosting the fix

    <sarcasm>
    I just love chatting with MS phone peeps.
    </sarcasm>

  171. Re:XP security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    u can crack any XP machine with the 2000 cd. use 2000 to boot and no passwords are required. u can do anything with the machine then, including adding/removing/deleting files that the xp boot wont allow users to do.

  172. SERIOUS memory management problems in WinXP SP1 by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    I've encountered SERIOUS memory management problems in WinXP SP1. I think the problem is much worse than Microsoft knows.

  173. Like users could tell.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS has users so brainwashed they'd probably believe the war on iraq was a legal, moral
    version of hitlers invasion of poland.
    Come on get real.

  174. No? by lee7guy · · Score: 1

    It can't be so? Can it?

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  175. Re:THE FIX DOES NOT COST ANYTHING -- DOWNLOAD LINK by PBCODER · · Score: 1

    Only Commonly known trojans will be found by a virus scanner..

    One can easily write a new trojan and it would not be flagged by a virus scanner. Something as simple as an application to track key strokes looking for the administrator password and then send it coded to a newsgroup can be written in as little as 30k..

  176. I'm disappointed in you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everyone knows that these fine folks refer to it as "733t", "l337" or "3l337" and that they frequently 0wNz you.

  177. Conspiracy Theory of the Day by core_dump_0 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is not releasing this widely until SP2 because they want to use it to get you to download SP2. Along with SP2 comes a brand new licensing agreement that nobody knows about yet.

  178. it has a build in list. by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    It pretends it is calculating, but in reality it is listing keys that is has on an internal list.

  179. Installation Help by dagaey2 · · Score: 1

    Can anyone help out a newbie? I downloaded the patch but have no idea what to do next - double clicking on it extracted two files: Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe and Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU_Symbols.exe. The first seems to do the installation but I have no idea what to do with the second - it asks for a directory and then creates a folder called symbols in that directory and a file called ntdll.pdb in it. I'm not sure what directory I should give and what to do with the file. Thanks

  180. OT, truth in advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Your sig...
    I read a comment I didn't agree with. I modded it -1, Troll.
    You are putting truthful insight into the modding habbits of about 90% of moderators, thank you
  181. are you sure about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have read (and from what is on my computer after "uninstalling" I can attest myself) that you cannot uninstall the components but only get rid of some of the surrounding crap and no longer point to them. I still have crap on my drive that if I remove sometimes things just don't work right. So playing safe, I keep them there... then again it might just be that my system is screwed up in general

  182. or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if there exists an issue tracking database that keeps score of (anonymously of course) people's systems including apps, config, etc. People could download a tool that reports this to a standard format and then submit that to the site front page. Then when problems arise they can use the friendly issue tracking software to submit their problem. By attaching this to their "system serial number" that could in fact be used by/for many people then it becomes easier to triangulate possible problems or at least rule out known non-problems. Adding a measure of multiple levels of detail you can then more abstractly see problem areas and even put out the word that they need people to try certain things to reproduce bugs. By multiple levels I refer to something along the lines of a drill down detail system (i.e. higher levels only concerned with major types of apps or services in use and lower levels looking at specific libraries and API's used (directX and OpenGL would be of course very popular))

  183. fuckwit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as in "dont fuckwit me!"?

  184. not important for standard server usage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you mad?! Have you any idea how frustrating it is trying to quickly fix a problem on slow ass Dell Poweredge devices when MS makes you reboot everytime you open a window or move the pointer? AAAAAAAGH

  185. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving...
    every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip.
    I don't remember what it was.
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