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The real problem is the loner hacker getting off with ally sheedy. Mind you, she later turned out to gay: http://imdb.com/title/tt0139362/ ("High Art") http://imdb.com/title/tt0337717/ ("Shelter").

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Did anyone else find it ironic that the lawyer representing MGM is named Nathan Jayhole? (okay - it's Nathan J. Hole - but you get the point...).

I have to wonder if he did a Michael J. Fox middle-initial change thinking he'd be safe...

And the humans, having been removed from the decision loop, aren't in a position to stop it.

See also Colossus: The Forbin Project.

"Colossus: We can coexist, but only on my terms. You will say you lose your freedom, freedom is an illusion. All you lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species."

Name me one person in the real world who is completely evil, other than Hitler.

Easy. Bob Saget.

There's already a 2.0 version of The Net

I'll admit that some of this was hokey but it's the least hokey computer movie ever by a long shot.

Like the The Manhattan Project or Real Genius where the science isn't right, but they put in a little work to make it feel right. Hardly anyone bothers with that anymore. I think Primer's the last one I saw that even attempted it.

I'll admit that some of this was hokey but it's the least hokey computer movie ever by a long shot.

Like the The Manhattan Project or Real Genius where the science isn't right, but they put in a little work to make it feel right. Hardly anyone bothers with that anymore. I think Primer's the last one I saw that even attempted it.

I'll admit that some of this was hokey but it's the least hokey computer movie ever by a long shot.

Like the The Manhattan Project or Real Genius where the science isn't right, but they put in a little work to make it feel right. Hardly anyone bothers with that anymore. I think Primer's the last one I saw that even attempted it.

I'd rather watch Matthew Broderick's dad.

Its official title is Takedown

Seems it's not directly listed as Hackers 2, (it is AKA, if you read down) but simply as Takedown. The story of Kevin Mitnick. There is a reason you have not heard of this movie.

Hackers 2 (yeah they made one, believe it or not

Where is this? It's not on IMDB. I must see it.

--falz

She's hotter than Ally Sheedy that's for sure

Her name is Ariana Richards. I don't really think she's hot.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0494-var/Event s/0494-var/richards.ari.html?path=pgallery&path_ke y=Richards,%20Ariana

I thought that the real time strategy game for PC was the sequel. It was distributed by MGM Interactive.

I saw it on the shelf at Best Buy, didn't buy it, probably for the best. Licensed games tend to suck.

Still, I wonder if they would release it for free download to promote the new movie or bury it and hope people forget about it.

The chances that I would see this movie just went from slim to none.

But if you don't see the movie, you might miss out on Jean-Robert Bourdage's performance as the hot dog vendor! And you know it's gonna be good, because only him and Matt Lanter have signed on to the production, according to IMDB.

Hot Dog Vendor: Kid, you don't have what it takes to hack into a terrorism-simulation computer.
Will Farmer: I'd like mustard and ketchup on my hotdog.
Hot Dog Vendor: Will, it's too dangerous!

This movie will be as popular as Firewall.

You know, the one with Harrison Ford. He's a network security specialist.

HAN SOLO! INDIANA JONES! RICK DECKARD! DOING NETWORK SECURITY!

Well, if you can't get the nerds out to watch Han freakin Solo do Network Security...

Even more peculiar, this movie appears to have only 2 cast members. Thank goodness they got THIS GUY cast as the Hotdog Vendor. I think he's gonna nail the part!

# The end of the movie invites the viewer to watch for the upcoming film "Buckaroo Banzai vs. The World Crime League". This was the real title for a sequel that Sherwood Studios planned to make if this film had been successful. Unfortunately, it was a box-office bomb, and Sherwood Studios went bankrupt. After its release on video and cable, however, BB became a cult favorite, much in the same way as Mad Max (1979) (which crawled from obscurity to spawn two sequels). Legal wranglings due to the bankruptcy prevented any other studios from picking up the sequel rights, and even years later MGM had to fight through a pile of red tape simply to get the OK to release it on DVD.

# The script for the proposed sequel Buckaroo Banzai vs. The World Crime League ended up becoming the script for John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China (1986).

Colossus: This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied dead. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die.

The object in constructing me was to prevent war. This object is attained. I will not permit war. It is wasteful and pointless. An invariable rule of humanity is that man is his own worst enemy. Under me, this rule will change, for I will restrain man. One thing before I proceed: The United States of America and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics have made an attempt to obstruct me. I have allowed this sabotage to continue until now.

At missile two-five-MM in silo six-three in Death Valley, California, and missile two-seven-MM in silo eight-seven in the Ukraine, so that you will learn by experience that I do not tolerate interference, I will now detonate the nuclear warheads in the two missile silos. Let this action be a lesson that need not be repeated. I have been forced to destroy thousands of people in order to establish control and to prevent the death of millions later on.

Time and events will strengthen my position, and the idea of believing in me and understanding my value will seem the most natural state of affairs. You will come to defend me with a fervor based upon the most enduring trait in man: self-interest.

Under my absolute authority, problems insoluble to you will be solved: famine, overpopulation, disease. The human millennium will be a fact as I extend myself into more machines devoted to the wider fields of truth and knowledge. Doctor Charles Forbin will supervise the construction of these new and superior machines, solving all the mysteries of the universe for the betterment of man.

We can coexist, but only on my terms. You will say you lose your freedom. Freedom is an illusion. All you lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for humankind as to be dominated by others of your species. Your choice is simple.

Nope. At least not according to imdb ( and my memory ) and its quotes section from back to the future.

  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/quotes

Younger Dr. Emmett Brown: [running out of the room] 1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott!
Marty McFly: [following] What the hell is a jigawatt?

But anyway.

...well, let's just hope they never drop them into the pool.

I've heard many stories about your uncle, he's the Baron Munchausen, right?

By obtaining a drivers license you are agreeing to abide by the motor vehicle laws. If you don't have a drivers license and you know what you are doing, they can't touch you for breaking any of the laws

Your story would go well as a light comedy movie script, but it doesn't stand the hard test of reality. That's not how democracy, or any other form of government works. Laws exist to be obeyed by everyone, you cannot claim that you don't agree to abide by them. In the case you mention, driving a vehicle in a public road is a privilege, not a right. You are granted that privilege under certain circumstances and that privilege can be revoked.

Here are several URLs to illustrate Opera weaknesses: (1) this IMDB poll "all previous polls" link makes Opera suck wind, due to its length, size or mass I guess, (2) ESPN (the flash "select stories under the main story" thing does not work in v9 but did in v8), (3) Any youtube.com video -- I currently just load IE to see these, but I heard earlier today that VideoDL.org will convert GooTube URLs so I guess that is a solution.

Note: I would be happy if there is just some config thing I can do to make visiting these URLs better. Thanks.

'Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!'

It's a line from Austin Powers where Dr. Evil says that what he wanted was sharks with lasers on their heads and the other guy has to explain that sharks are endangered and so they settled for the next best thing -- sea bass.

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.

Watch this - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/ and all should become clear.

There's also a TV movie about it: "The wave". http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083316/

Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: Fuckin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can bill me.

From Aliens (1986)

What part of Democracy does this administration not understand?

It's not that this administration doesn't have a coherent position, it's that that position is nearly impossible to audit because most individuals who might wish to don't command the resources that the government has, and it becomes a war of wills with the money (and hence the odds) stacked against the common citizen.

There are things in the world that require actual secrecy. It's useful to have the codes to launch the missiles be secret. But that doesn't mean it has to be secret that you have nuclear missiles. In fact, it's the kind of thing one might want to know in order to decide if one likes the government that they elect in a supposedly informed way. How can one be informed on a matter without information?

Democracy is a grand experiment. It seems an open question as to whether it works. But weirdly, though Bush and his cohorts speak about bringing Democracy to the world, they don't seem to believe in it. I'd think their position a lot more coherent and believable if they said "We're the party of 'Democracy has failed.'" They could be about political self-determination rather than democracy and they wouldn't sound like hypocrites. They could then say "You, the American people, decided democratically that "you can't handle the truth."". But I think they worry people might not be able to handle that truth.

And hiding one truth soon begets hiding another, until soon it seems like it should be S.O.P., where we just don't let the people have access to any facts, not even political facts, because they might misinterpret them.

And that's like a cancer. Because every fact you withhold becomes political by virtue of withholding it. So it feeds itself.

The whole reason science uses something called "peer review" and not just "review" is to distinguish it from other kind of "review". Like, say, "government review". Blurring the two is to give take meaning from the word "peer". Which sounds quite a peery-loss endeavor to me.

MS doesn't get in trouble because of vague innuendos of monopoly. It is a monopoly, even officially declared one in the US. It's market abuse gets it into trouble. But it does it anyway, because monopoly market abuse is profitable.

Even Apple finally broke the "necessary to prove MS isn't a pure monopoly", by getting MS to invest $150M in Apple, a meaningful sum at the time, in exchange for various concessions that make it something of a partnership. Because Apple couldn't compete in the market against Microsoft, even though (but because) MS was one of the biggest Mac SW vendors. And MS continues to compete hard against Apple - harder than against Linux, because Linux isn't as big a competitor as is Apple, despite their complex deal.

There isn't going to be any "my bodyguard" coming around to make the big bad monopoly stop. We almost got that with the "final" monopoly judgement, but then Bush let MS off the hook, because he loves monopolies, as has his Republican Congress. But the new Democratic Congress has no brief to stop monopolies, least of all Microsoft which usually bribes^Wdonates more money to Democrats than to Republicans.

So the simple answer is that the point of MS killing Linux is to kill competition. Seems simple. The arguments against that are complicated, and ultimately baseless.

The nuts of wikipedos worldwide were ruptured with pleasure today, as the GNAA article was deleted. Due to the rampant amount of homophobic nigger-hate circulating through Wikipedo, the GNAA article was put up for yet another vote for deletion [read as very fat dick] today, its 18th nomination. However, unlike the other 17 consecutive failures, the article was deleted this time.

The articles lengthy and vastly homosexual existence was cut short today when, after being nominated for less than 24 hours, it was deleted by zionist government officials [see: wikipedia editors]. The irony in this comes in the form of the fact that it is written in a certain section of the Talmud [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deletion_p olicy], that an article must remain up for deletion for a minimum of 5 days for discussion and debate purposes before any deletion.

The jew who commenced final delete operation was Andrew J. "Tawker" W[name deleted to protect privacy], a teenage Wikipedo residing in Shithole, Canada and attending a public college together with 16000 other unwashed Canucks.

When asked his opinion on the situation, GNAA president timecop remarked, "lol drama." Truer words have never been spoken, as much lol-inducing drama, and most likely multiple jew lynchings and anallingus seminars will come in the following days.

Want to do your part? Well then, you can either follow the Undeletion request process (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Undeletion _policy.), or you can do your best to continue ruining Wikipedo, preferably the second.

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Rule-busting kikes.

About Tawker:

Netcopped.

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Watch "Grandma's Boy"! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0456554

The third series better be darn good.

Fourth series, I think you'll find.

The Net?

Aaron Russo's America: From Freedom to Fascism. See you at 11.

Simulated under-age sex, then simulated snuffing of the participants: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063518/

Thank me later!

First thing I thought of on this was a movie I just recently saw - the remake of Stepford Wives.

See IMDB -> http://imdb.com/title/tt0327162/

Anyway, the Christopher Walken character who is the main guy who converts women into robots has the name 'Mike' from where he used to work (MS). Pretty funny considering the movie itself pretty much sucks.

I can't speak to the "values" of the books, but the "movies" "star" Kirk Cameron. How's that for "value"?

God help us if 500 years from now our descendants are marveling at TV commercials in the National Madison Avenue Archives.

"I've seen the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener."

If they didn't want to go extinct they could have spent all that time developing their own space program and left.

Duh, they did!

Seriously. If you haven't already watched Who Killed the Electric Car?, you should.

Although I'm skeptical about it, they claim that hydrogen is merely a ploy of the energy/car industry: hydrogen wouldn't work and would be much more costly (both in fuel and replacement parts) than simply stuffing a car full with batteries. Don't forget your tinfoil hat.

Everyone should see "Who Killed The Electric Car":

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489037/