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Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the G NAA Software Division, GN AA OneNigger.

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Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.

About AMD:

Slow.

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I've found a source that would allow wi-fi users to power all the appliances in their home. It is called the Broadcast Energy Transmitter. It takes energy and allows you to transmit it through the air without affecting anything in its path. Now if we can only take it from the Joes.

Been there, done that. Earliest example I can come up with is Cecil Rhodes and the 1st and 2nd Boer wars. Late 1900's.

Rent this movies, the paralells are chilling:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0080310/

Personally, I would be suspicious of any technology developed by the Loknar

maybe. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071494/

i haven't seen either, but i googled fer de lance for the ballmer comment below, and this hit came up.

mod me down. i'm on a bad streak anyways.

Imagine getting into a bar fight and by way of a freak accident, you kill a man with a single punch. Do you think that you deserve to get locked up for life?

No, you would go through a swashbuckling adventure with a den of thieves while being transported between prisons, run slow-motion with a huge explosion behind you, and come crash-landing right in the middle of the Vegas strip - just like Nicolas Cage did.

Imagine getting into a bar fight and by way of a freak accident, you kill a man with a single punch.

-Eric

Can we please stop appending critter(s) to the end of words to refer to people who work in the government? Calling them "big dummyheads," for example, would probably be less ridiculous.

Ok, there is too much reference here to the movie The Ring. See a movie, die in 7 days. Read spam, die in 7 days.

While demolition man is evident here, I was thinking more along the lines of Brain Candy http://imdb.com/title/tt0116768/

100+ comments and nobody's mentioned Demolition Man and the four seashells.

Osho

Fred Savage did indeed play grandson to Peter Falk in The Princess Bride. Two years later he portrayed Corey Woods in The Wizard. Details

I knew it! Deathklok Metalocalypse is making video games metal now! They have already conquered coffee!

I was thinking more along the lines of Phase 4.

-Eric

Fortunately, that one is aready out on DVD.

Orion was the name of the passenger ship in 2001: A Space Odyssey. Yeah, all that other stuff, too, but how much you want to bet they named it after the original fictional spacecraft?

When is The Wizard of Speed and Time coming to DVD?

Rilo Kiley and Jenny Lewis! Fred Savage? Huh? Wasn't that Peter Falk's grandson? Mod me +WTF, Obscure

Perhaps, but to date only Slim Pickens has actually ridden a nuclear bomb anywhere (and he rode his straight down...) so there's not likely to be the kind of cutthroat controversy usually reserved for the Astronomers -vs- Geologists.

This whole article reminds me of the greatest movie of 1996!

There's something wrong with little Signund.
Hilarious

The environment is stable. It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression. Well, it works...

Ahh... life imitating art. Serenity now!

Obviously you missed the GP's reference to the greatest movie of 1993!

John Spartan, you are fined one credit...

Reminds me of the movie Brain Candy.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116768/

The Void (2001) 'nuf said.

It may be technically ethical

No, it's technically legal. It's by no means ethical.

Well, it may or may not be considered "technically ethical" based on the strict definition of "ethics" as a system of rules or principles that attempts to define "morality". On the other hand, "technically moral" is just an oxymoron. See this movie for a good illustration of the difference.

That said, I do agree that what SCO did is neither ethical nor moral.

Like someone else said, this movie was labelled with "cult" status before it hit theaters, which is different from most other cult films. I did see an "audience participation guide" published before the film came out, but for the most part it was lame.

However, now that the movie is out, things have changed. People were clapping and cheering during certain scenes both times that I've seen it (Friday and Monday), and I've been noticing parts of the film that are perfect for audience participation lines. Likewise, this IMDB thread has a few gems that audience members came up with while viewing the movie for the first time! After this movie has been out another week or so, I expect to see the last show of the evening populated by people who go there not for the deep and moving piece of cinema, but rather for a new, fun, audience-participation laden experience.

For those of you considering downloading it or getting the DVD, you are missing out. See it at the last showing on a Friday night, preferably at a theater known for a large, loud, youthful crowd. This film is nothing to appreciate in the traditional way, but it is something fabulous and rare... it's a fun movie to see in a theater.

Evidently not enough to cover costs...
I'll see your IMDB link and raise you the box office reciepts
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379786/business

Dont get me wrong I have the box set and was there opening night for Serenity, but for that matter I have had a Dreamcast since 9-9-99 but it died prematurely and I got over it just like I got over Firefly being Axed. It didnt matter that Sega had a better gem to crap ratio just as it doesnt matter that the network screwed Joss by showing firefly out of order and switched times around too much for it get an audience, they are both dead, they are no more! they have ceased to be! Smarts lost out to mass appeal, it sucks but thats life.

Yeah, what could people whining about Firefly ever accomplish.

As in 976-Evil, or were you thinking 867, as in followed by "5309"?

Dare to be stupid, from the Transformers Movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092106/) wasn't bad. Never liked much of his other music though.

Exactly. When I was waiting on a plane from Vegas earlier this year, I saw Slither at the movie theater on teh strip right near the MGM Grand. All I knew was that it was playing during the 7 hours I was waiting for my return flight and that it starred Mal from Firefly. That movie was better than Snakes on a Plane, and yet nobody saw it.

SoaP has a certain amount of goof value, and could in theory develop a Rocky Horror audience-participation thing, but in the end it really is just a pretty dumb movie whose makers were at least honest about it.

Further proof: http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/alltimegross - just look at where the recent Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is, about to take the 6th spot from the popular Spider man in All-Time (US) Box Office movies. Arrrrrg those pirates!

http://www.imdb.com/Top/

I loved that scene in Soderbergh's Solaris where the intellectuals defend god from projected human limitations.

Another thing god doesn't do: live down to our expectations.

He (and his delivery) were much much funnier ("Man, this is some repugnant shit.") in Shaft.

Of course, it was the Pirates

Damn P2P users plunder our movie profits!!

Please watch this movie. We will all be better for it.

Not from my search. The current Wier is Torri Higginson. The original was Jessica Steen.

Just look at the pictures of the two women. They look nothing alike. Steen was believable as someone involved with high end government work. Higgins is not.

(Veiled Firefly/Serenity references? Check. Not so veiled Star Trek, Farscape, and Team America: World Police references? Check.)

Not Team America, for the love of god... Thunderbirds. Thunderbirds. Not to mention Supercar, Fireball XL5 and Stingray. Jeebus almighty.

I see that sarcasm is a new concept to you.

A film I believe you may be interested in: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097239/

A Babylon 5 spinoff? Imagine that.

Maybe the Mozilla team could spring a counter trap:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0116996/Ss/0116996/ 1-1.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0116996

The murders were captured on video and displayed worldwide using the Nurve system. These programmers are being beaten to death!

cracker is a racial slur

Really, what for? Is this an American popular culture term? I haven't come across it before, other than this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105977/ TV series.

Yeah, it's an American culture term; if you're ever in doubt about something like this again, I'd bet that Urban Dictionary has it. Let me check . . . yup.

Here's a page with photos of the singer.

And here's a page with a photo of the Maureen Govern in question here.

Do you see much of a resemblance?

cracker is a racial slur

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand opposed. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Funnily enough, he was defending the death of one of his own soldiers to a Code Red. The ends apparently justify the means.