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Re:Expect more of this...
It seems MS *does* build the OS so that it explicitely supports (as in "work around bugs causing incompatibilities") some buggy applications. See this, for example.
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Re:New Tech?
Image data modeling theory
I'm getting ready to beta test the prototype site, anyone wanting a free account should contact me.
And if you're considering subscribing, definitely contact me. -
fpGNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT
GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBTIch Bindawalross (London) - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President timecop released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, timecop yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe nigger cock: GNAA and Apple Computer."
Returning to the podium, timecop began speaking again, while Steve Jobs submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch nigger cock. "Dedicated faggots have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available. However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough.
"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with GNAA in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise."
At this point, timecop paused and deposited a quart of Gaynigger seed into Steve Jobs' mouth.
"GNAApple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked
.edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections.Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of GNAA members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
"Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user testimonials."
"The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward
"if you unrar, burn, and boot like the
.nfo file says, it just -
Copy-friendly DVD format article on K5
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Re:This is a massively sad event, and we get jokesFair points - but to build below sea level?
A similar point is raised in this New Orleanian's story...
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Re:Stallman slams Slashdot; Slashdot silent
You make very good points.
I, too, see RMS as a shrill extremist in the open source movement, but I am willing to give him credit for what he has brought to the movement. Where would Linux be today without him?
Slashdot has a tradition of not wanting to accept criticism. Its engrained in the attitude of their 'editors'. There was an infamous comment that got modded down hundreds of times in a very small frame of time. The post just happened to criticize Slashdot's policies and editors.
Then we had people like Jon Katz and Michael Sims. If you remember either of them, you know what I'm talking about. Katz posted sensationalist news stories about how young geeks were being "oppressed" by society but was finally canned after he fabricated a story about some young Afghani who was getting on the Internet with his Commodore 64 (LMAO). Slashdot refused to acknoledge the false story or even tell us why he suddenly departed Slashdot afterwards.
Michael Sims, the dogmatic and schizophrenic editor who was a former member of the Censorware project. He hijacked the website of a very popular anti-censorware project that was well known in the OSS community, yet Slashdot continued to allow him to be one of the custodians of a website that geeks and nerds all throughout the OSS community supported. The stories he "edited" often contained blatant political opinions and slams against people he didn't like, instead of continuing the tradition of providing balanced news for the OSS community that didn't try to divide the community. Sims recently disappeared from Slashdot. Slashdot continues to refuse to acknowledge him.
So I agree. If Slashdot can take money from Microsoft to slam the OSS movement and Linux, why can't they take some criticism from RMS? -
Re:Where else besides SlashDot?
Yes, I also have a problem with a lack of alternatives. There is no lack of other sites that post news for nerds, but there is no site with anywhere near the readership that Slashdot has - Slashdot is a real institution, everbody knows it. Not that the Slashdot readership is all good, hell no; it's just really really large and this quantity entails the existance of a certain degree of quality, if you're willing to look for it or if moderation works as advertised.
That said, one of the sites that always gets mentioned when people ask for alternatives to Slashdot - and rightly so, I guess - is kuro5hin (also known simply as k5). It's really, really different though, different readership (maybe smarter, but only on average), different topics, different moderation system. K5 and Slashdot readers have an odd sort of relationship, you can see remarks about each other regularly on both sides. Maybe somebody else can say more, I always think it's fairly strange. Personally, I've tried to get into K5 a couple of times, never worked out.
Apart from K5, what's left? Recently I bookmarked digg, but I haven't gotten into it, and I doubt I will for reasons outlined in the first paragraph. There have been attempts of explicitly creating an alternative "better" Slashdot, most notably Technocrat by none other than Bruce Perens, which was pretty much a failure, although I am surprised to see there still are lots of news items and between 1 and 5 comments on each (hah!). Oh and of course there's Fark which to me is pretty much like a reverse-K5 from Slashdot's point of view - take from that what you will.
Heh, this has gotten a bit out of hand considering I only wanted to drop a few links to K5 and digg.
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Re:The Poll
We did that. It wasn't to "sound cooler" though, it was to fuck up the guy's survey in the hope that it would actually have some effect on the world. Even as a kid I had no idea why drugs were illegal, and I still don't, although mind control appears to be the most attractive answer.
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Greenrd's Law
From K5
"Evey post disparaging someone else's spelling or grammar, or lauding one's own spelling or grammar, will inevitably contain a spelling or grammatical error." -
Ahem..
Well, you can find a couple reasons why this just won't work.
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And I thought it was bad years ago
So I basically have to link this from here, maybe people will learn eventually.
This whole mess is just not funny anymore.
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/11/10/122820/97 -
From 2003!
You are right! Look here: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/2/13/8422/1665
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Some thoughts
My first impression of WOW was that this technology would evolve into virtual malls useful for real world business operations. Browse and purchase business supplies, that sort of thing. Or visit an Amazon book store. Interact immediately with sales staff etc.
If our consciousness could ever be uploaded into a machine perhaps these virtual worlds are the beginnings of the vessel for this.
The article brought up an idea that never occurred to me before. WOW characters could join in marriage or civil unions. Opposite sex partners could have children.
I advanced a WOW character to level 60 just to see how the game worked, then cancelled the game subscription. There is no way I can put that much more time into a game.
There was another story on WOW I saw recently that made some good points about the culture:
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Article on k5
There's a good article on kuro5hin.org on the front page on a similar topic: MMOGS: Abandon hope all ye who enter. The k5 article is about the addictiveness of MMOGS. My favorite link from the article: You stole my cloudsong! Kind of illustrates how folks can take these 'games' all too seriously.
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Weren't you just on k5?
... complaining that real life sucks compared to MMORPGs? I notice that both of you (assuming you're not the same guy) pretend that real life consists of shallow bar life, in an attempt to make your choice to withdraw from "meatspace" an acceptable one.
Real life isn't just another game. Stop trying to pretend it is. If it was, gamers wouldn't suck at it so much.
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MOD PARENT UP
Yes, once again its another editor fuckup - why is everyone still so surprised that this happens? The 'editors' barely pay lip service to their title and I doubt very much that they read the comments either. At face value there is no real passion from the creators of the site - its just the same old shit day after day.
To explain further, Slashdot exists for one purpose: to make money for parent company OSDN. There is nothing wrong with that in itself but don't expect a high quality site the way its currently run. The Slashdot business model (if you can call it that) seems to be to provoke reaction from the loyal crowd of slashbots that frequent the site. Inflammatory / trollish stories (e.g here) and dupes cause the page hits (and therefore ad revenue) to go through the roof.
As a result, most of the comments I see on the stories are neither insightful, interesting or informative. There seems to be no real balanced discussion - something I feel is a product of the moderation system which rewards those who conform to the slashbot mindset and censors everything else. This democratic method of editing the comments is terrible - especially where technical issues are concerned, as a lot of nonsense is modded up by people who don't know otherwise.
You are probably wondering why I read Slashdot. Partly morbid curiosity and partly to laugh at both the flame wars which invevitably break out and the well crafted trolls.
To conclude, Slashdot is neither really "News for Nerds" nor is it "Stuff that matters". If you want the former, go to somewhere like arstechnica or kuroshin and if you want actual stuff that matters, the BBC are hard to beat. -
Re:Did M$ invent the iPod?
While your "history" is vaguely correct, it's missing a great deal of real fact. Apparently, MS bought their TCP/IP stack from Spider software. This appears to have been licensed from UCB since the copyrights on it predate the open source release of the BSD TCP/IP stack.
You should read this article, it's very enlightening:
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2001/6/19/05641/7357 -
Google Print hack?
This is old news; it was posted on the Google blog 2 days ago. I am surprised it has taken this long to reach
/.
The real question is whether someone has yet implemented a hack (as described in this K5 post http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/3/7/95844/59875
I am a student, and my reading list for next semester will cost me $1850 (Amazon prices). If anyone has any updates on the 'google print hack' I (and thousands of others like me) will be most appreciative!
(PS, sorry for posting as AC, but for some reason /. isn't accepting my password...) -
fpGNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT
GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBTIch Bindawalross (London) - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President timecop released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, timecop yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe nigger cock: GNAA and Apple Computer."
Returning to the podium, timecop began speaking again, while Steve Jobs submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch nigger cock. "Dedicated faggots have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available. However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough.
"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with GNAA in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise."
At this point, timecop paused and deposited a quart of Gaynigger seed into Steve Jobs' mouth.
"GNAApple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked
.edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections.Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of GNAA members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
"Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user testimonials."
"The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward
"if you unrar, burn, and boot like the
.nfo file says, it just -
GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBTGNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT norple
GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBTIch Bindawalross (London) - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President timecop released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, timecop yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe nigger cock: GNAA and Apple Computer."
Returning to the podium, timecop began speaking again, while Steve Jobs submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch nigger cock. "Dedicated faggots have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available. However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough.
"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with GNAA in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise."
At this point, timecop paused and deposited a quart of Gaynigger seed into Steve Jobs' mouth.
"GNAApple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked
.edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections.Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of GNAA members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
"Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user testimonials."
"The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward
"if you unrar, burn, and boot like the
.nfo file says, i -
moving drafts to stable
But would the users change over drafts to stable, or would the editors?
Good question, I don't know what the best solution would be. Perhaps draft pages could be periodically placed in a vote queue, which users could periodically visit and vote each draft up or down. (Preferrably, voters would be presented with a draft in which changes from the original are highlighted.) If a draft passes voting, it replaces the "stable" article.
For some idea of how this can work, head over to kuro5hin and sign up for an account. All their articles go through a community voting process, which mostly works (though the trolls seem to make up a significant minority of the voting users - this would undoubtedly be a problem for wikipedia as well).
If there are too many drafts in the voting queue, it could be split by topic into multiple queues, or users could be presented with a random subset of drafts.
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extremity
An interesting article at Kuro5hin.org about the -ve -ve impacts of gaming: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/8/2/184722/620
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Re:Need rating/mod system for article submissionsIt's called kuro5in.
But you're not wrong. The article is nothing but a series of false dichotomies, where really a tertium quid is usually the more accurate viewpoint.
Take abortion vs. the death penalty. Personally I'm both pro-life in the anti-death penalty and the anti-abortion sense. But not for the same reasons, and I understand perfectly the thinking of those who don't share my anti-death penalty sentiments. Pro-life opinion regards the unborn as innocent human life. Pro-death penalty opinion regards the criminal to be executed as very guilty indeed. The two cannot automatically be regarded as moral equivalents, and it's not reasonable to expect them to be.
Same with the on-topic (more or less) information question. There is information that ought to be public and information that ought to be private. Information that affects public policy in a democracy, information that controls how the machines we use and depend on -- sometimes for our livlihoods, sometimes for our lives -- this kind of information, that directly affects us and the public sphere, ought to be free. My bank balance, on the other hand, is none of anyone else's business unless I choose to make it so.
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Re:I moderate this story -1 Flamebait
How about start by learning a European language? Here's an interesting article on doing so:
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No surprise
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Re:If I were you...
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/9/3/151048/094
8 First part of a series written by someone who went to Kenya volunteering as a Computer Instructor. (He wrote a full serie, but you'll have to find them yourself, the search page is broken). -
OSC is an Asshat
The past several "insights" of OSC has revealed him to be bit of a crackpot. Why would anyone give a damn about anything he has to say?
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allow me to self link...
I made the comparison between videogames and football in an article over at kuro5hin back in 2002.
While it certianly isn't an original comparison, even when I made it, I think it is worth wondering why we encourage kids to hit each other as hard as they can in real life, and are afraid of virtual violence. -- and perhaps more importantly why none of our lawmakers are pointing this out and yet we keep voting for them...
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K-5 (O/T)
We both know that mistakes can be done without motive, and that sidebar does look a little childish, but who do you expect to hear from? I'm sure a K-5 student would offer advice with less ulterior motives, if he had any advice to give.
Aha! Another Kuro5hin regular!
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Re:Allow me to be the firstHas anyone here has even read the Patriot Act?
I have, have you?
Come up with a better solution to deal with terrorism in a free and open society.
The problem is intractable in any society. Take a look at Iraq, it's currently a police state occupied by 100s of thousands of troops, yet there are bombs going off every day.
You can't stop someone who is willing to give thier own life to commit terrorist acts. It's too easy, regardless of laws. Unless of course you want to put everyone in prison.
If you really want a solution, and you may no like it, here goes;
- Try not to piss people off. When was the last time the Swiss had a terrorist attack on thier soil? Maybe being neutral is not such a bad thing. At least it would seem to limit the number of people willing to give thier life to terrorize you.
- Ignore it. Imagine if the networks didn't interrupt normal programming for minor terrorist events. If it was treated just like the murders they report on each day. Sort of takes the wind out of the sails if you don't get a lot of press coverage.
- Don't punish your own people, it's not thier fault. There is no reason to take rights away from Americans. Doing so may make more Timothy McVeigh's then it catches international terrorist. We have as many nuts in this country as any other, let's not piss them off either.
...if you think that the US is no longer a free and open society, remember that in many countries around the world, you would be hunted down, arrested and maybe even executed for expressing the thoughts that you've so thoughtfully shared in this forum..How do you know we won't? Don't forget the Patriot Act would make it leagal for us to all be secretly rounded up as terrorist suspects, given secret trial and secretly sentensed. Do I think it will happen. No, but it would now be legal (IANAL).
Then again this Canadian didn't think anything would happen to him either.
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Re:Reichstag Fire:
The Reichstag fire is widely believed to have been started by the Nazis themselves, as a pretext for declaring a state of emergency, reducing civil rights and starting an anti-communist campaign. From Wikipedia:
At Nuremberg, General Franz Halder claimed Göring had confessed to setting the fire: "At a luncheon on the birthday of Hitler in 1942, the conversation turned to the topic of the Reichstag building [fire] and its artistic value. I heard with my own ears when Göring interrupted the conversation and shouted: 'The only one who really knows about the Reichstag is I, because I set it on fire!' With that he slapped his thigh with the flat of his hand."
Some people believe (rightly or wrongly) that the US government were somehow involved in the 9/11 attacks - either by direct action or by lack of action - precisely to have a pretext for 1) reduction of civil rights, and 2) launching a large-scale military campaign in the middle east. I'm not saying this is correct, but it sounds a bit less far-fetched when knowing that stuff like this has happened several times before.
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Re:Huh...
This may be of interest:
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Re:Completely Autonomous?
It seems like there's already at least one very lonely Whale out there - maybe that could be friends with it?
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Never heard of MySpace.
I had never heard of MySpace until, by coincidence, I read this story about the site yesterday. To hear that it was sold for millions of dollars surprised me, to say the least. I went to check it out yesterday and, while I didn't spend much time with it, it seemed there wasn't anything that could be done without signing up for a profile first! It hurts us, precious!
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/. replacement
Anyone who knows a good
/. replacement site?
there is http://www.kuro5hin.org/, but that one doesn't seem to active.
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GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBTGNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT
Ich Bindawalross (London) - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President timecop released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, timecop yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe nigger cock: GNAA and Apple Computer."
Returning to the podium, timecop began speaking again, while Steve Jobs submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch nigger cock. "Dedicated faggots have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available. However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough.
"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with GNAA in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise."
At this point, timecop paused and deposited a quart of Gaynigger seed into Steve Jobs' mouth.
"GNAApple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked
.edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections.Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of GNAA members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
"Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user testimonials."
"The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward
"if you unrar, burn, and boot like the
.nfo file says, it just boots it to a very lovely goatse image. no joke, wast -
Re:Einstein
And maybe we'd all be speaking German and drinking Schnapps. Or sake.
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hey chuckleheadyeah, i'm talking to you, slack-jaw. Novak called Rove for 'confirmation' on the story. After mentioning the details about Ms Plame, Rove said, "I heard that, too." That's the sort of handjob operation politicians and the press engage in all the time. He leaked. If he had any sense he would have told Novak nothing and then got on the phone to Tenet. Hell, the call to Rove was probably all worked out between Rove and whoever leaked to Novak in the first place.
And besides, why would Rove have this information about Plame? If you're an American, you should be feeling *very* uneasy about the people running things right now. They have shown themselves to be utter shitbags and they cannot be trusted.
For more background to this story, see auraslip's timeline at kuro5hin, Karl Rove is fucked.
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Re:Opinions on DrupalDrupal is an excellent piece of software. Compared to other CMSs it is fast, modular, has a clean codebase and a gentle learning curve. I recently started using it after messing around with various other CMS systems over the last couple of years.
To be honest its the first one that has really impressed me. I looked at slashcode, scoop, zope, plone, postnuke, mambo.
When I started using drupal I got the same feeling as when I started using Mac OS X. To continue the OS analogy postnuke and phpnuke are more like windows whereas zope and plone are kinda linux of the CMS world.
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The tragedy of the commons
It's an interesting phrase. Most often, in discussions of economics, the "tragedy" is assumed to be the overuse by one person of a common resource --specifically, the overgrazing of a village's common land because each farmer figures they can add a few more sheep to their flock. This tragedy scenario is used to argue that common resources will be destroyed by use, and therefore must be removed from common ownership and owned by some particular person or organization in order to preserve them.
Except that the whole idea is historically inaccurate. In reality, this scenario was avoided by a complex set of social norms. Everyone in the village had a stake in keeping the commons useful and generally managed to keep it so, despite the theories of economists. This worked until the land was enclosed -- divided up and put under private ownership, less practical on a small scale, and generally forcing small farms out, or forcing them to rent from a few giant landowners. In general, the few large landowners profited, and the many smaller landowners became poorer.
It's been noticed by many that the copyright of music and other intellectual "property" is the same kind of enclosure. It takes valuable things -- Beethoven's music, say -- out of common hands and places them into the hands of a few giant corporations. And in the case of the IP commons, we don't even have Hardin's argument for enclosure: no matter how many people listen to a piece of music, or run a piece of software, it's not going to get used up or worn out.
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GNAA Releases OSX86GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT
GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBTIch Bindawalross (London) - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President timecop released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, timecop yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe nigger cock: GNAA and Apple Computer."
Returning to the podium, timecop began speaking again, while Steve Jobs submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch nigger cock. "Dedicated faggots have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available. However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough.
"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with GNAA in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise."
At this point, timecop paused and deposited a quart of Gaynigger seed into Steve Jobs' mouth.
"GNAApple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked
.edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections.Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of GNAA members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
"Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user testimonials."
"The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward
"if you unrar, burn, and boot like the
.nfo file says, it just -
GNAA releases OSX86GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT
GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBTIch Bindawalross (London) - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President timecop released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, timecop yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe nigger cock: GNAA and Apple Computer."
Returning to the podium, timecop began speaking again, while Steve Jobs submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch nigger cock. "Dedicated faggots have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available. However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough.
"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with GNAA in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise."
At this point, timecop paused and deposited a quart of Gaynigger seed into Steve Jobs' mouth.
"GNAApple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked
.edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections.Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of GNAA members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
"Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user testimonials."
"The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward
"if you unrar, burn, and boot like the
.nfo file says, it just -
An Arguement for Dvorak
Here's an article and discussion on the topic: An Arguement for Dvorak
I wonder if slashdot fans are as tender about linking to Kuro5hin as Kuro5hin fans are about linking to Slashdot. Let's find out. -
Re:sig
If that is your sig, please use the signature field properly.
The reason I don't use the sig field is a nasty experience. On 9/11 2001 I removed a witty joke sig that I had back then, and participated in a huge thread about the tragedies of that day. A couple of days later I put the sig back and took part in other discussions. Then for some reason I checked one of my 9/11 comments, and was horrified to see my witty joke sig under my comments there. In that context the sig was horribly out of place and disrespectful.
If slashdot should offer optionally "sticky" sigs (sigs that stay with each comment), like Scoop sites do, I'd use that immediately.
I'm not going to comment on it or the rest of your post, because the way this stuff gets modded +5 insightful around here, *anything* I might say to the contrary would be viewed as flamebait (even what I am posting now), no matter how true
If you don't express your opinions people won't listen to your opinions. They can't.
But don't worry, the story is more than twelve hours old, so it's very unlikely that a moderator will pass by. You can express your opinion freely now. You have nothing to fear. Or almost nothing. The risk is very small.
Of course a discussion would probably be rather fruitless since by now we're all alone in this thread. That is probably a good reason to save it for some other opportunity with more people participating.
If anybody would care to prove me wrong, mod this insightful (not that I think my comment really deserves it).
If you want to be modded Insightful or Interesting you have to express insightful or interesting opinions. Declaring that you won't say what you think usually isn't enough.
-- Terrorism may have turned the United States into a nation of fear and aggression, but it won't succeed in Europe. -
Re:bla blaGNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT
GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBTIch Bindawalross (London) - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President timecop released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, timecop yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe nigger cock: GNAA and Apple Computer."
Returning to the podium, timecop began speaking again, while Steve Jobs submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch nigger cock. "Dedicated faggots have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available. However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough.
"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with GNAA in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise."
At this point, timecop paused and deposited a quart of Gaynigger seed into Steve Jobs' mouth.
"GNAApple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked
.edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections.Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of GNAA members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
"Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user testimonials."
"The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward
"if you unrar, burn, and boot like the
.nfo file says, it just -
Re:China is being very ambitious
Yes, and nothing useful ever came from media clandestinely ran by the government.
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Re:priorities
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Re:I love /.
Just wait til you read the utter crap he posts on K5.
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Re:Some Funny Mindpixels
So now you're plagiarising comments on k5? Jesus H. Christ you're really reaching now.
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I grew up in a family of artists
And as a programmer (the black sheep of the family), I strongly believe that programming is an art form. The article talks about finding examples of software that are "art"... but I think every instance of programming is art. I recently got into a fairly in-depth discussion about this topic: Programming: Technical or Artistic. I think one very interesting point is that both software and "normal" art have an audience. The programmer creates a work of art in the medium of a programming language and a physical computer system. The audience, the customer/user of the created software system, may appreciate the software or not: there is no objective measure to say that software is "correct". Software, like art, does what it does, and the audience determines its value, beauty, utility, and esthetics.