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Whoosh ... and since you probably didn't get the other joke either ...

You could write a song with those lyrics.

So did the Klein Orkest - Over 100 jaar :-)
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One Bad Apple Don't Spoil The Whole Bunch Girl.

Apparently Joe Walsh wrote it

From the song "KODACHROME"
Paul Simon
Transcribed by Randy Goldberg
(original URL)

...
Kodachrome, it gives us those nice bright colors
Gives us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah!
I got a Nikon camera, I love to take a photograph
So momma, don't take my Kodachrome away ...

after the government started a new secret weapon program collecting adamantium meteors.

Well, at least we know the meteors weren't square.

And don't forget, they actually played Closer on the radio.

Not really. They played some other song on the radio. I know it wasn't 'Closer' because the lyrics were different.

I wanna — you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I wanna — you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to —

Just doesn't have the same ring to it. But maybe you can't tell the difference?

Why do we consider an edited song to be the same song? When I hear edits, I change the station... to the USB stick plugged into my stereo. Reject edited music! Reject censorship! TURN OFF THAT RADIO. TURN OFF THAT BULLSHIT.

Not to malign Annie Lennox/Eurythmics, but tell them, "Hey, Mizza mizza mizza... Gizza gizza gizza me a milla milla dollaz plizza... Let's go Dutch, and make it Double-Dutch-Good, our you can take the Double-Dutch Bus." And, give them the lyrics URL to the Frankie Smith song:

"Double-Dutch Bus"

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/frankie-smith-double-dutch-bus-lyrics.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Dutch_Bus

Then, throw in some appropriate lyrics from Annie, like "Sweet Dreams"...

To the douchebag that modded this person down, Crazy Bitch is a name of a Buckcherry song. Slashdot mods - new levels of stupidity every day.

Mods on cocaine?

      Dang, well you should probably let the artist know they've been getting
it wrong all these years.

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/95-south-whoot-there-it-is-lyrics.html

      There were two songs released in '93, one with whoomp and with whoot.

Belthize
ps: I never listened to or cared for either song ... google took care of it for me.

See the lyrics to the Stan Rogers song Northwest Passage

I don't need this to dismiss that human activity has any effect on "global warming". That is a myth and this just proves it more. The fact the "global warming" in a natural phenomenon and that we do not have the power of God to make that kind of change to this planet has still not been debunked by any of the "sky is falling" "global warming" scaremongers.

Wow, you realize you have said absolutely nothing? Of course you don't need "this" (read "any factual evidence") to express your contention that human activity can't have any effect on global ecosystems (which is what we're talking about) because only "God" can do stuff like that.

I have a suggestion:

. . . make peace with your god,
whatever you conceive him to be:
hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
the world continues to deteriorate.

Give up

I would NOT recommend reading the Bible/Quran if you want to avoid death, destruction, violence, genocide, hatred, torture, massacres and war. Both books are filled to the brim with such atrocities. If we are going to ban books that incite terrorism - let's start with these two.

Hey, I read a newspaper once. All that stuff was in there, death, destruction, violence, genocide, hatred, torture, massacres, and wars. I watched a horror movie right there on my TV, planes crashing, cars smashing, people bashing, kids fighting, fires lighting, dogs biting, it was the six-thirty news. Computer games and movies have heaps of violence and killing in them.

If the Bible didn't have all that violence in it, it wouldn't be a very realistic story about humans would it? Humans are violent, admit it.

You've not experienced The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner until you've read it in the original Iron Maiden.

Don't forget their excellent review of Frank Herbert's Dune.

...Yankee" is almost always a racial slur to ANY Americans...

Yo prefiero "Gringo".

I thought D was for Demon.

If I recall correctly, the movie The NeverEnding Story II had a part where the narrator said the bad guys "traveled at the speed of darkness which is faster than the speed of light."
I couldn't find it for sure when googling, but I did stumble across song lyrics

(BTW, isn't there a Donovan song about Pamela Jones?)

I think you're thinking of Pamela Jo, not that I'm a big Donovan fan or anything.

But Microsoft isn't joing the ODA, they're joining the ISO group that's responsible for ODF's ISO certification.

Interestingly enough, despite Microsoft's protests to the contrary, as the person who is quoted in the article (Groklaw's PJ) has stated on her site, the specific committee on which Microsoft sits just happens to be the one that's responsible for tallying up all the votes and giving the final yay or nay.

Sorry, but Microsoft's statements of 'we're not gonna do anything, we're just here to watch,' sound just a bit increduluous if you ask me.

Pauline doesn't like it when they twist her words about, her shopping trolley murdered, her groceries just gone. I guess Little John doesn't like it either.

friendly, inviting stores in which to buy the goods.

You find Apple stores inviting?!? I always feel like I've walked onto the set of a sequel to THX-1138 when I enter one of their ice caves. Since Apple always seems to have a handle on style above all else, I can only assume that "Early Post-Modern Soulless Dystopia" was the look they were going for, but, man! It's all like a lost verse from that Zager & Evans tune...

Sample (sadly, not Mr Formby).

And there I was, thinking "Music was your first love"...http://www.lyricsdownload.com/john-miles-m usic-lyrics.html

Well, I'm listening to pretty aggressive heavy metal music. I like the kind where it actually has a melody and clear lyrics, rather than just a growl karaoke, though. I'm talking about stuff like Slayer's Antichrist or Manowar's Fight Until We Die.

(No, I'm not a psycho. I'm a mild-mannered introvert IRL, and have an approach to life that can be best described as "lawful good". I also prefer a calm, if possible story-driven game, and spent more time in The Sims or Creatures 3 than in all FPSes combined. I do like fast aggressive music, though.)

It can energize and pump me up, yeah. I certainly type code faster when I listen to that stuff. But that's not really _why_ I like it.

It certainly doesn't soothe or relax me. (When I want to _relax_, I turn it off.) It's not expressing myself, since as I've said, I'm more like stereotypical paladin material than the homicidal psycho those lyrics would express. I never sing along, if anything because it would probably scare the shit out of the neighbours or co-workers if they heard me singing cheerfully about gutting someone and feeding their body to wolves ;) It's also not quite the kind you can dance to. I suppose I could mosh, but that eventually gives me a headache, so I never was much into it. Etc.

So those obvious answers just don't apply.

Well, I'm listening to pretty aggressive heavy metal music. I like the kind where it actually has a melody and clear lyrics, rather than just a growl karaoke, though. I'm talking about stuff like Slayer's Antichrist or Manowar's Fight Until We Die.

(No, I'm not a psycho. I'm a mild-mannered introvert IRL, and have an approach to life that can be best described as "lawful good". I also prefer a calm, if possible story-driven game, and spent more time in The Sims or Creatures 3 than in all FPSes combined. I do like fast aggressive music, though.)

It can energize and pump me up, yeah. I certainly type code faster when I listen to that stuff. But that's not really _why_ I like it.

It certainly doesn't soothe or relax me. (When I want to _relax_, I turn it off.) It's not expressing myself, since as I've said, I'm more like stereotypical paladin material than the homicidal psycho those lyrics would express. I never sing along, if anything because it would probably scare the shit out of the neighbours or co-workers if they heard me singing cheerfully about gutting someone and feeding their body to wolves ;) It's also not quite the kind you can dance to. I suppose I could mosh, but that eventually gives me a headache, so I never was much into it. Etc.

So those obvious answers just don't apply.

What, exactly, are "moral sufferings"?

This.

Lyrics of _The War of 1812_ by the Arrogant Worms, excerpts:

In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
He thought he'd tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he'd invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

...

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won't admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812

(Spiritualized )

"i got news ya never got to go"

that's what you want from webbing.
Come, skript kiddies, your next toolkit is here

Full Lyrics.

Sheena Easton invented Struts.

Some of the recording industry's biggest stars, such as Madonna, Mick Jagger and Eminem, have joined coalitions to combat the wholesale theft of music.

Eminem who says download the audio on MP3 you mean?