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Australian PM Has Parody Site Shut Down

babbling writes "The Australian Government has shut down a parody website that mocked Australian Prime Minister John Howard. The website featured a satirical speech that 'apologised' for the Iraq war. The site was down for two days before a phone call from Melbourne IT advised the owner that it had been shut down 'on the advice from the Australian Government'. A mirrored PDF copy of the "apology speech" is available."

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  1. Dumbest article quote by AEton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MelbourneIT representative: "To us it looks like a phishing site."

    Not bloody likely.

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    1. Re:Dumbest article quote by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The answer is if you elect politicians who think you need to be protected from your own stupidity, those politicians may be onto something.

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    2. Re:Dumbest article quote by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      Mind you, politicians tend to be from the lower end of the IQ pool... of course it makes it easier for them to spot stupidity, being so intimately familiar with it themsevles.

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    3. Re:Dumbest article quote by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When you're mired in it, it's pretty hard to see what you're mired in. Anyway, the politicians are living pretty well. Stupid are the people who elect them. Ignorant really. I don't think they would get elected if the voters actually made an effort to find out the truth about the people they're voting for. If not ignorant, then apathetic, if not that, then despicable, because they actually want censorship of "undesirables".

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    4. Re:Dumbest article quote by digster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unfortunately for us aussies, we have a westminster system of gov that was copied badly Whilst there are implied freedoms of speech etc in the australian constitution they arent actually written in there which means our government can pretty much do what the hell it likes. And for those saying vote jack boot johnny out, i agree, but that just means the other idiots get in. Lets face it if voting changed anything theyd make it illegal.

    5. Re:Dumbest article quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In what way is it a parody ?
      It's just a document in the official government graphical format parlaying the usual half truths and bad arguments of the stoppers. Very clever. Gets removed presumably because there is no indication it's a parody and makes the front page of slashdot (probably the plan all along) because it fits the usual sloppy "oh we're so oppressed by our government" self indulgent fantacies of people who've never quite managed to grow out of teenage rebellion.

    6. Re:Dumbest article quote by wrightam · · Score: 2, Funny
      Lets face it if voting changed anything theyd make it illegal.

      I love that. You just found my sig...

    7. Re:Dumbest article quote by troll+-1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can empathize with you. I generally like Australia, my dad lives there now. But I'm suspicious of a country that bans Kazaa, has a total ban on Internet pr0n, and requires you to pay a departure tax when you leave.

      Difference between the US and Australia is the Boston Tea Party.

    8. Re:Dumbest article quote by pcameron41 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Saying that politicians are stupid is simply a knee-jerk reaction to George W. Bush. I heard Bill Clinton speak recently and I would say that he is one of the most eloquent, intelligent men around.

    9. Re:Dumbest article quote by Gnasty · · Score: 1

      Isn't satire supposed to be humourous? This looks like a (legitimate) attack on policy and positions, made to look like (not so legitimate) a confession of sorts, with the guy's picture and 'letterhead' used without permission in a document that seems to be aimed to deceive, not entertain.

    10. Re:Dumbest article quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Bill Clinton is a Rhodes Scholar.
      G.W. was a C and D Yale student.

      Comparing the two's intelligence is like comparing the brightness of the Sun to that of the moon.

    11. Re:Dumbest article quote by Mateito · · Score: 2, Informative
      Difference between the US and Australia is the Boston Tea Party.

      That is unfortunately true

      We have really only one historical civil uprising, the Eureka Stockade, which basically was crushed and didn't change very much at all. At least when I went through school, it wasn't taught as part of Australian history.

      To add insult to injury, the "Queen's Baton" (the Commonwealth Games' poor impression of the Olympic Torch) was run right through the centre of what many people see as a sacred site.

      Given that the Queen of England is still our head of state, despite a national referendum to become a republic, and that Britain's flag occupies 25% of our own national emblem, its quite obvious that we failed to establish ourselves as a country who are willing to let go of the apron strings and stand alone. I'd love to remove the Union Jack, but with our current political leaders, all we'd do is replace it with the Stars and Stripes.

      If even the poorest contries in South America can separate themselves from the Spanish, and if all the ex-French-colonial African nations are now independant, why can't we, as a relatively prosperous nation, separate ourselves from the UK?

    12. Re:Dumbest article quote by Urzumph · · Score: 1

      Any Australian could tell the speech was fake straight away.... a real politician would never apolagize for anything.

    13. Re:Dumbest article quote by Kadmos · · Score: 1

      Actually I find it quite likely MelbourneIT believed it was a phishing site. Not because it was a phishing site mind you, but because MelbourneIT's skill level is that high (IMHE).

    14. Re:Dumbest article quote by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      But if I don't vote for a lizard, the wrong lizard might get in.

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    15. Re:Dumbest article quote by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I think the United States should cease trade with Australia until its government ceases oppressing its people.

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    16. Re:Dumbest article quote by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      Anymore, it's more a case of who people aren't voting for. Enough people disliked Kerry that Bush got elected. Honest poloticians don't get very far because the dishonest ones win more often than not. Sad, but true.

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    17. Re:Dumbest article quote by pcameron41 · · Score: 1

      I believe that you are agreeing with me. Perhaps I'm wrong...

    18. Re:Dumbest article quote by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Whilst true, I can understand the current PM's resistance to the web site. Their current politically tactic of instilling fear in the elderly is running out of legs (as the elderly of his generation pass away) and they are now trying to appeal to a younger demographic, so they have an increased sensitivity to their appearance on the Internet.

      The web site while being satirical was not quite clear enough in it's satirical intent and needs a little work in that direction, with an increase in humour and more clearly expressed parody it would be more effective in targeting the voters, that the current PM is trying to reach (somewhat difficult as the new labour laws significantly disadvantage younger voters and limit their future, combined with increasing university costs that are designed to tilt higher education access towards the rich and privileged).

      Add to this, the PM's fawning to "royalty" (like that has any real meaning in the 21st century) and wanting to maintain an archaic, from which hole you come from basis of privilege for the Australian head of state, of a not quite democratic, not quite secular Australia (as the British head of state is also the "Supreme Governor of the Church of England").

      Of course the alternative to Howard is laughable "Abbot & Costello" the comedy duo.

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    19. Re:Dumbest article quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This from a Prime Minister who tells his cabinet how to vote on votes of conscience (or against scientific findings) on threat of dismissal.

      Democracy is not a high agenda in a country where an idiot holds high-brow parties celebrating his self-proclaimed status as "Australia's greatest leader of all time" so that very rich idiots can impress other very rich idiots by worshipping the ground he walks on.

      Summary of the last election campaign:

      Coalition: "If you don't vote for us the economy will collapse, you will all lose your jobs, and terrorists will take over the country."

      Labour: "If you vote for us we'll start rectifying the problems in education and health and provide incentives for building Australia up for a brighter future where everyone can have a fair go."

      Everyone: "Let's vote for the Coalition - they have no published agenda and are totally unified in lying to us and they get away with it! Give us hell, Howard!"

    20. Re:Dumbest article quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The United States should stop oppressing its own people first.

    21. Re:Dumbest article quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phishing for votes, maybe?

    22. Re:Dumbest article quote by The+Nine · · Score: 1

      has a total ban on Internet pr0n

      That's news to me, as a life-long resident of Australia.

    23. Re:Dumbest article quote by troll+-1 · · Score: 1

      G'day mate:

      It's called the Broadcasting Services Amendment (Online Services) Act of 1999. It prohibits "obscene and indecent" content on Australian-based web sites. IIRC web sites have to meet the same standards as television and radio.

      More info here

      Accoring to wiki:

      [T]his law prohibits pornographic Web sites based in Australia, though due to the majority of pornographic Web sites having been hosted outside Australia, the law is unlikely to have much effect on Australians' ability to access Internet pornography.

    24. Re:Dumbest article quote by ssimontis · · Score: 1

      The only thing that struck me is that there is no verified proof that the government was behind shutting this down. The government didn't shut the site down, the hosting company did. How much effort does it take to make up a quote saying the government did it?

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    25. Re:Dumbest article quote by cyberscan · · Score: 1

      That is what is really dumb. On my ballot there were 6 people running for office. I voted for Michael Peroutka. If people bothered taking the time to look at each and every candidate on the ballot, people will find that there are true choices. The only reason why someone like Michael Peroutka or any other alternative party candidate "don't stand a chance of winning" is because people do not vote for them. People are without excuse if they have the Internet available in which to research ALL CANDIDATES on the ballot and they continue to vote for members of the same corrupt political parties.

    26. Re:Dumbest article quote by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      If people bothered taking the time to look at each and every candidate on the ballot, people will find that there are true choices.

      It's been part of my rant for a very long time. Yet, it continues to fall on deaf ears. I guess they're too comfortable to take the chance. Unfortunately, if and when they do get mad enough, rationality(what they had to begin with) usually goes right out the window, and they'll pick some whacko charismatic and just make things much worse.

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  2. Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Dynamoo · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is a Bad Thing, and it's quite possibly unlawful. In most countries, parody sites are protected under the "fair use" clause in copyright laws. If I wanted to create a humorous site parodying the UK government (where I live), I'd have certain protection by law to copy the "look and feel" of the other site. This is true of most other countries.

    For example, some time ago there was a similar issue (reported here) about the UK Gov's "Preparing for Emergencies" site (the real one is here, the parody one here). There was some fuss about it at the time, but basically the UK Gov cocked up by not registering the .co.uk domain along with the .gov.uk, and there was no case to answer in law, because of the "fair use" clause.

    Similarly, whitehouse.org and whitehouse.gov coexist. Indeed, there are probably hundreds of parody sites that work in a similar way.

    Now, when I read the story, the quote from Bruce Tonkin at Melbourne IT set off my BS alarm. His claim that Melbourne IT reacts quickly to issues like this is simply not true. If you're involved in the anti-spam or anti-scam business, you'll know that Melbourne IT are one of the domain registrars of choice for phishers and spammers. In fact, Melbourne IT's procedures are so slack that they infamously transferred the panix.com domain to a third party without authorisation last year. The site was offline for several days because Melbourne IT don't work weekends. You'll see that Bruce Tonkin offered another bullshit excuse there too.

    So, don't just blame the "Australian government" for this, as it's unclear who exactly intervened. A large part of the blame for this has to fall on Melbourne IT and their pisspoor procedures.. I bet they'd believe ANYBODY who rang up and claimed to be from the government. Shucks, perhaps I should give 'em a call and pretend to be John Howard.. although my English accent might give me away, though probably not.

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    1. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by tpgp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In fact, Melbourne IT's procedures are so slack that they infamously transferred the panix.com domain to a third party without authorisation last year.

      Not just that. They've also been accused of facilitating 419 fraud.

      So, don't just blame the "Australian government" for this, as it's unclear who exactly intervened.

      Better: Blame the "Australian government" for this, along with Melbourne IT. John Howard has lied to the Australian Public again and again.

      He's currently under investigation for his role in collusion with Saddam's regime under sections.

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    2. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by mpe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a Bad Thing, and it's quite possibly unlawful.

      It's also rather counter productive since it gets a lot of people looking at whatever all this fuss is about.

    3. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      So, don't just blame the "Australian government" for this, as it's unclear who exactly intervened.

      The current Australian government's reputation doesn't help them though...

      Particularly they have a very poor reputation as far as "supporting civil liverties on principle" is concerned. It is one of the few governments that is entirely happy for the US to keep its citizens who are terror suspects in Guantanamo Bay (on the grounds that that way Australia doesn't have to deal with them). Their attitude towards assylum seekers is notorious worldwide. And the opposition aren't actually much better - they have just successfully campaigned to remove accountability for controversial drug approvals from the Health Minister [who might have to justify himself to the Australian people] and pass it to an entirely unaccountable "panel of experts". I wonder how long before John Howard realises that so long as you pass all the unpopular decisions to an unaccountable "panel of experts" then no voter can ever reasonably complain about anything you do!
    4. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by bogie · · Score: 4, Funny

      "This is a Bad Thing, and it's quite possibly unlawful. In most countries, parody sites are protected under the "fair use" clause in copyright laws"

      Exactly. Here in the awesome USofA such things are protected. You are free to openly disagree with the President and his policies with NO WORRY of retribution. In other countries doing things like that would get you fired from your job, put on the nofly list, or even worse they dig up dirt on you and your family in an attempt to embarass or discredit you if you try to tell the truth.

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    5. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by DRM_is_Stupid · · Score: 1

      We Americans are proud of our right to freedom of expression: http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=470

    6. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Apropos that Preparing for Emergencies parody, what is that red symbol in the top left-hand corner supposed to mean? Turn on, set wallpaper to hello.jpg, tune in?

    7. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Random trivia I found the other day by typing into the wrong window: whitehouse.gov is the first hit on google for "w".

    8. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by bombadillo · · Score: 1

      He's currently under investigation for his role in collusion with [theage.com.au] Saddam's regime under sections.

      Like anything will ever come of that.... Subsidiaries of Haliburton sold equipment to Saddam while under sanctions with Dick Chenney as CEO. People tend to turn a blind eye to this sort of thing.

    9. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by sholden · · Score: 1

      There is no "fair use" in Australian copyright law. There's "fair dealing" but it doesn't cover parody.

    10. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think the full blame should fall on Melbourne IT. When they received the request to have the site taken down, they should have asked the Government staffer what law the site was breaking, and when the staffer replied "None, we just don't like it" (or something to that effect), they should have told the staffer to go jump.

    11. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's more about "competition" for the current and future Iraqi wheat market.

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    12. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Burz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here in the awesome USofA such things are protected. You are free to openly disagree with the President and his policies with NO WORRY of retribution. In other countries doing things like that would get you fired from your job, put on the nofly list, or even worse they dig up dirt on you and your family in an attempt to embarass or discredit you if you try to tell the truth.

      Except that political retribution happens here anyway. After the Venezuelan govt made inexpensive fuel available to poor Americans, the VZ fuel company CITGO is being put under a microscope by Congress.

      Some Venezuelans who normally teach in the US have had their visas revoked, or their classes held-up. Government agents swaggering by your office saying "We have derrogatory information on you". "Blah Blah TERRORISM Blah Blah...", which is the new codeword for "We're not accountable to the Constitution".

      If US efforts to dispense aid met with investigations by politicians, or US teachers were prevented from teaching abroad, the foreign country would be labeled "totalitarian" (except if you are fascist like Saudi Arabia or Pakistan-- then you get to buy ad time on our airwaves for propaganda).

    13. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Excellent summary, we have GWB's "deputy" running the show down here and Melb.IT ( I once owned shares ) seem unable to organise the proverbial "piss up in a brewery".

      In the Aussie vanacular, "I don't give a shit" about this incident. Not because I don't care about my right to poke parody in Johnny face. It's because the bulk of our laws are derived from British common law and AFAIK parody is still protected despite the various promises of "legal harmony" in the US/AU FTA.

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    14. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by schon · · Score: 1

      I believe you missed the sarcasm in the previous post. I believe he was referring to the Valerie Plame case, which is an obvious reference to someone disagreeing with the US government and getting nailed for it.

      There, I've killed my frog for the day.

    15. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Yes, I think the grand-parent knows that and was using sarcasm.

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    16. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by IAmTheDave · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's also rather counter productive since it gets a lot of people looking at whatever all this fuss is about.

      It's also bad press. Anyone/thing that can look at themselves and make fun of themselves or accept a good making-fun-of always comes out looking better in the end. In fact, they'd be smarter to publicize that they support the proprieter's free speech rights.

      Trying to stifle speech, on the other hand, never, ever looks good.

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    17. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by neoform · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Here in the awesome USofA such things are protected. You are free to openly disagree with the President and his policies with NO WORRY of retribution. In other countries doing things like that would get you fired from your job, put on the nofly list, or even worse they dig up dirt on you and your family in an attempt to embarass or discredit you if you try to tell the truth.

      Yeah, unless you try showing your disagreement in protest form, in which case you get arrested for 'unlawfull assembly'..

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    18. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by cultrhetor · · Score: 1

      Although the site itself is parody, the letter does not appear to be so - parody requires comic distortion via amplification of a culturally perceived trait or practice. Whitehouse.org fits the description, but this letter doesn't distort or amplify, it just reverses position. Satire might fit, but that's a stretch as well. I love parody - I'm a regular visitor to Whitehouse.org and many of the other Chickenhead sites. The problem is, parody is a misunderstood concept - lying or masquerading as another, when the adopted persona does not amplify a particular aspect of the real, is not parody, it's defamation of character. This is an important issue: dead tree parodies have lawyers to tell them when they've stepped over the line into libel or defamation (and it is a fine line to tread). We don't - which means we need to be careful when posting this kind of thing.

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    19. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In other countries doing things like that would get you fired from your job,
      Sounds like an problem with the employer. I'm afraid we don't force employment here in the US like France does (unless you're a 'minority').
      put on the nofly list,
      Have you heard of Michael Moore, Barbra Streisand, or Alec Baldwin being put on a no-fly list? Do you know anyone personally? No? See, it turns out that it's just the usual sloppy work by bureaucrats who confused similar-sounding Arabic names. Joe Caucasian Liberal has nothing to fear, and once we get our representatives to implement proper review procedures maybe we can weed out the incompetents who have screwed up the no-fly list.
      or even worse they dig up dirt on you and your family in an attempt to embarass or discredit you if you try to tell the truth.
      Sounds like the usual politics to me.
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    20. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by qwijibo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not just Arabic sounding names. There is no way to dispute being on the list, so there is no way to find out if the lists are abused. I know someone named David Nelson who managed our data center and is subjected to additional review, because someone else with a common name made it on the list. Here's a reference for this problem:

      http://archives.californiaaviation.org/airport/msg 26610.html

    21. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by LifesABeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      I RTFA and to me it wasn't funny. Maybe if the tone was from the Director of Marketing for the Foster's Bewery, then THAT would be funny.

      Some constructive suggestions for the site:

      1. A "How To" page for using a turbin as a cooler for beer

      2. A "How To" page for showing when president Bush is lying, (his lips are moving...).

      3. A "How To" for watching sand as the wind blows.

      4. A "How To" for looking at dead civilizations in Iraq

      5. An aussie-english to aribic translation page?

      "hay mate, where can I get a beer?"

      "hay mate, I'm not american, I'm an aussie"

      "hay mate, where can I buy some razor blades? . . . To SHAVE with!"

      "hay mate, where is the local strip parlor?"

      "hay mate, where is the liquor store?"

    22. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      "See, it turns out that it's just the usual sloppy work by bureaucrats who confused similar-sounding Arabic names. Joe Caucasian Liberal has nothing to fear"

      No, but Babies do...

      http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/ a/2005/08/15/national/w115806D06.DTL
      http://www.digg.com/links/9-month-old_baby_on_US_N o_Fly_list

      And so do canadians...

      http://www.canadiancontent.net/commtr/article_779. html

      sounds like knee-jearking, overrasting politics to me.

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    23. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      ...once we get our representatives to implement proper review procedures maybe we can weed out the incompetents who have screwed up the no-fly list.
      Good luck getting rid of Bush and his cronies. I've made two attempts myself over the last several years (by voting of course).
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    24. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      You are free to openly disagree with the President and his policies with NO WORRY of retribution.

      This is more or less incorrect.

      First Amendment protections only guarantee you that you have no worry of retribution FROM THE GOVERNMENT for openly disagreeing with the President. Your employer can still fire you. Private citizens may attempt to dig up dirt on you and discredit you.

    25. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Spamicles · · Score: 0

      Is it me, or is free speech slowly dying across the world?

    26. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah, I'm on the no fly list. I have a very common, very NOT arabic sounding name. Apparently someone with my name made the US government unhappy. Makes flying to the US a joy.

    27. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by ajpr · · Score: 1

      **Similarly, whitehouse.org and whitehouse.gov coexist. Indeed, there are probably hundreds of parody sites that work in a similar way.**

      You can also try whitehouse.com!

    28. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Burz · · Score: 1

      I wasn't sure, but it seemed like an apt response nevertheless. Sarcasm can still be a good opportunity for further 'counterpoint'.

      Thanks.

    29. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by grimwell · · Score: 1

      Operagost saidHave you heard of Michael Moore, Barbra Streisand, or Alec Baldwin being put on a no-fly list? Do you know anyone personally? No? See, it turns out that it's just the usual sloppy work by bureaucrats who confused similar-sounding Arabic names. Joe Caucasian Liberal has nothing to fear, and once we get our representatives to implement proper review procedures maybe we can weed out the incompetents who have screwed up the no-fly list.

      Wow. The "See, it turns out that it's just the usual sloppy work by bureaucrats who confused similar-sounding Arabic names." and "Joe Caucasian Liberal has nothing to fear" bits are quite racist. Got a problem with the "brown people" do we? Maybe scarier is the fact you've received +2 insightful.

      Senator Ted Kennedy on no-fly list. I didn't realize Ted Kennedy had an Arabic sounding name.

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    30. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      Speech has never been free, we just look into the past with rose-tinted glasses.

      Remember, the only point of democracy is to try to minimise the corruption that comes with power - it's only the fear of being voted out that tends to keep the politician bastards straight (yes, they are _all_ bastards). They constantly erode the process of democracy to protect their own positions, then every now and then the bastards hit the wall in civil war. It's the big circle of society :-)

      Civil war within in US/UK or Aus within 200 years?

    31. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      Shucks, perhaps I should give 'em a call and pretend to be John Howard.. although my English accent might give me away, though probably not.

      You could claim to be Alexander Downer.

      When I was in vicroads we used to joke that you could call the help desk and say "my name is system can you change my password for me" and they would do it for you. Never actually tried it though.

    32. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Have you heard of Michael Moore, Barbra Streisand, or Alec Baldwin being put on a no-fly list?"

      Those are rich and powerful people, Bush isn't going to go after them like he goes after other people. He isn't that stupid, he know if he tries heavy handed tactics like shipping them off to guantanamo or making them disappear he is never going to get away with it. Having said that if you believe that those people don't have a fat file about them at the FBI and Rowes filing cabinet you are fool.

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    33. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Even more specifically the First Amendment says that you have no worry of retribution from Congress; I guess that means the Prez can do pretty much whatever the hell he likes

    34. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by billgates · · Score: 3, Insightful
      'they have just successfully campaigned to remove accountability for controversial drug approvals from the Health Minister [who might have to justify himself to the Australian people] and pass it to an entirely unaccountable "panel of experts"'


      This is not true and you know it. Didn't your mother tell you not to tell lies? The health minister had a right wing Christian agenda. That's why many people in his own party voted against him.
    35. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by kraut · · Score: 1

      >I guess that means the Prez can do pretty much whatever the hell he likes

      Looks to me like he does.

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    36. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      You'll have to forgive bogie. It's St. Patty's day and he's a bit of a lush.

      ~X~

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    37. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I assumed Michael Moore was working for Bush. No matter how sensible whatever he is saying may be, his delivery always makes me want to stand as far away from his beliefs as possible. If Michael Moore started telling people that the world was round, my first reaction would be to consider joining the Flat Earth Society. He's hardly someone I'd consider an effective publicist for the left...

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    38. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by drsmithy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      And the opposition aren't actually much better - they have just successfully campaigned to remove accountability for controversial drug approvals from the Health Minister [who might have to justify himself to the Australian people] and pass it to an entirely unaccountable "panel of experts". I wonder how long before John Howard realises that so long as you pass all the unpopular decisions to an unaccountable "panel of experts" then no voter can ever reasonably complain about anything you do!

      For non Australians, what *actually* happened, was that the Health Minister had veto power over a *single* drug - the abortion pill RU486 - and that veto power has been removed. The only reason the Health Minister even had such a veto was because several years earlier the Government had traded it for the support in Parliament of a Christian fundie independent MP, since at that time they needed it to have legislation passed.

      The situation has *nothing* to do with "accountability" and everything to do with anti-abortion agenda of the Christian Right. Parent post should be modded "-1, Blatant Misinformation".

    39. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by ArtStone · · Score: 1
      Dick Cheney was president of Halliburton from 1995 to 2000.

      For background, please read:
      http://www.truthout.org/docs_01/02.03E.Hallib.Iraq .htm

      The trade with Iraq occurred from 1998 to 2000, under the 1997 "Food for Oil" program, which allowed trading with Iraq for certain limited purposes under UN supervision - "They returned to dealing with Iraq after the council established the "oil-for-food" program in December 1996, permitting Iraq to export oil under U.N. supervision and use the proceeds to buy food, medicine and humanitarian goods. The program was expanded in 1998 to allow Iraq to import spare parts for its oil facilities. "

      The specifics of what were sold:

      "The subsidiaries, Dresser-Rand and Ingersoll Dresser Pump Co., sold water and sewage treatment pumps, spare parts for oil facilities and pipeline equipment to Baghdad through French affiliates from the first half of 1997 to the summer of 2000, U.N. records show. Ingersoll Dresser Pump also signed contracts -- later blocked by the United States -- to help repair an Iraqi oil terminal that U.S.-led military forces destroyed in the Gulf War."

      Don't let facts get in the way of your hate, though.

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    40. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The situation has *nothing* to do with "accountability"
      Australian goverment ministers are not accountable anyway. At the whiff of contraversy, theft, fraud or UN sanction busting they just say they didn't know, they didn't know then, they knew then but didn't understand, then they understood but were not formally breifed (which I can only assume means that they were not wearing their best underpants). This is known as the holeproof defence - cause one day they're going to get caught with their pants down - but it doesn't matter!

      To be serious - health policy is mostly a state issue in Australia. The states and territories are ALL run by the party that is in opposition to the Federal government and this has been the case for many years. The role of the Federal Health Deparment, based on actions, was to starve the states of health funding and cap doctor training numbers to make the states look bad and to turn an insurance crisis into a health crisis. Every now and again the abortion issue is raised to get the "for the children!" vote. In my opinion minters should set policy and not take the easily corruptable path of personally approving a drug or the entry of individual immigrants to Australia - paticularly those that give big donations to the party.

    41. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by GreatAwk · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is the ultimate in misinformation.

      The government and Senator Brian Harradine deny any such deal over the abortion drug years and years ago. It's a Labor meme.

      Sen. Harradine's roots were in Labor and he would cause any American Liberalometer to explode. He happens to be a Catholic and care about life issues, like many from both the major parties. I'm sure you would think that good enough to call him a `Christian fundie' and part of the `Christian Right', but non-Australian readers would think from your descriptions that he was a Protestant Evangelical with an organised church infrastructure, rather than a socially conservative unionist. The very characterisation is of a piece with the sectarian nab on the Health Minister who happens to be a Catholic, even though he says that the abortion question has been settled and I, for one, don't think that I could vote for him in conscience.

      Non-Australian readers also mightn't realise that abortion remains criminal in most of Australia. Much as it is tolerated by the adoption of foreign precedents, in the context that it is basically criminal, an abortion pill requires closer supervision by Parliament, rather than the new act's pretence that the whole issue is `therapeutic' and can be farmed out to technical bodies.

      The private members' bill was a power grab taking advantage of anti-Catholic prejudice.

    42. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      rack. off. silly. fundie. The situation you are completely skewing was the first piece of socially progressive legislation I have seen from the federal govt. in years, and surprise surprise it was a conscience vote. For those who haven't heard the actual information to recognise what the parent says as blatant lies, the ACTUAL event was that parliament took power away from the health minister, a POLITICIAN, not an expert, to veto the drug RU486 from being prescribed by doctors to patients. RU486 is an abortion drug, the health-minister had veto power over it in Australia so no doctor could prescribe it to a patient, despite the fact that the FEDERAL health-minister has no expertise over such a drug and abortion is not federally illegal in Australia, actually I don't think they even have the power to make it illegal. Long story short, control over the drug was transferred to the TGA, the Therapeutic Goods Administration, a panel of EXPERTS, who will decide over whether the drug is SAFE to use or not, and then whether it can be used comes down to where it should, state law over whether abortion is legal or not. The health-minister having control over this drug in the first place was a completely ludicrous situation, as was shown by the complete ROLLING he and his fellow "pro-life" boys got in parliament on the conscience vote.

    43. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The government and Senator Brian Harradine deny any such deal over the abortion drug years and years ago.

      Yes. It's amazing how what politicians say and what politicians do don't always coincide, isn't it ?

      For about two years Harradine held the balance of power. During that time, the Government was more than happy to dance to his tune so they could get their legislation passed.

      It's a Labor meme.

      Unfortunately for your rhetoric, I'm not a Labour supporter.

      Sen. Harradine's roots were in Labor [...]

      This does not change that his very socially-conservative views - particularly about abortion - are religiously motivated.

      Non-Australian readers also mightn't realise that abortion remains criminal in most of Australia.

      You have passed the point of misinformation, into outright lying. Abortions can be legally performed in Australia. 5 minutes on Google will show this (although it is because of legal precedent, not specific legislation).

      This is why the entire debate - and in particular the insistence by the usual anti-abortion suspects that it wasn't about the "morality" of abortion - was ridiculous. Abortion is legal in Australia and has been for over thirty years. Depending on who you ask, up to 120,000 abortions are performed every year (unsurprisingly, without 120,000 subsequent trials). As simply another method of performing abortion, there was no justifiable reason for RU486 to be treated specially. It was nothing more than *blatant* pandering to social conservatives by the Liberal party, so they could get Harradine's support.

      The private members' bill was a power grab taking advantage of anti-Catholic prejudice.

      This was about as far from a "power grab" as you could get. Mainly because no "power" was "grabbed". No other drug is - or has been - subject to the arbitrary restrictions that were applied to RU486. There was no legal, medical, ethical, moral or other rational reason why RU486 should have been given special conditions in the first place. The bill did nothing more than place RU486 in exactly the same position any other drug is before it is approved for importation and use in Australia - subject to the approval of the TGA.

      In summary, the short version is:

      Many years ago, legislation was passed requiring the Health Minister's special approval to import and prescribe abortion drugs like RU486.

      Recently, a private members bill removed this special control. These drugs are now subject to the standard approvals process all drugs face.

      Anti-abortionists are trying to paint this as being "unusual", or "anti-Catholic", or somehow endowing the TGA with special powers it wouldn't normally have (or doesn't have with other drugs) when, in fact, it's just the restoration of the status quo.

    44. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      Whether abortion is legal or not is a decision for the state governments.

      What particular drugs are safe for use SHOULD be determined by experts.

      The health-minister having control over one particular drug just because a vocal minority doesn't support what it is used for doesn't fit in with this. Whether RU486 is safe or not should be decided by those who actually know what the %#!&* they're on about, whether it is legal to have an abortion is decided by the sate govt.

      The way it was before was a clear work-around or the "federation of states" way that Australia works and was inevitable that it would be scrapped.

    45. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by NumerusSpy · · Score: 1

      Michael Moore would never end up on the no fly list. The guy probably draws a pay cheque from the repugs. We all know now that he has investments in Halliburton, Boeing, and possibly also Raytheon. The saddest part about the opposition to the Bush administration is that it has been infiltrated and one of it's supposedly biggest critics is in reality one of its greatest friends.
      All you have to do is watch Fahrenheit 911 with an open mind and you can see whos agenda it really serves.

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    46. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Pseudonym · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One other thing that should be noted, for the benefit of non-Australians, is that to this date, precisely nobody has applied to have RU486 legalised in Australia, even during the term of the previous Health Minister, who was a practicing doctor. So say what you will about the anti-abortion agenda of the fundies (I certainly will, at length), but IMO the purported "veto power" was almost entirely moot.

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    47. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Pseudonym · · Score: 2, Informative
      Abortions can be legally performed in Australia.

      Indeed. What isn't legal in Australia is what US feminists refer to as "abortion on demand".

      In most places in Australia, what you need is a referral from a doctor. In theory, this means that you can't obtain a termination without a legitimate medical (that includes psychological) reason for it. I've never heard of a case of this being challenged, though that's possibly because of doctor-patient confidentiality.

      In practice, of course, it's usually easy to find a doctor who can give you a referral.

      On a personal note, I think that this puts the abortion debate in Australia (such that it is; it doesn't seem to be a hot issue like it is in the US) on a better footing that it is elsewhere. The debate is not about "rights" vs "life". Abortion is a medical procedure, and so should be understood as a public health issue, inseparable from such issues as sex education. But then, the US has never had a very good relationship with public health.

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    48. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      One of the things that doesn't seem to have been mentioned is that the satirist in question is Richard Neville. If anyone knows about counter-productive censorship, it's him.

      Neville was one of the editors responsible for Oz. He's something of an underground Australian icon, and not just for giving Australia a nickname.

      Let's just put it this way: If the PM was looking to pick a fight, he could not possibly have chosen a worse target.

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    49. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at the pdf of the parody article in question, there's a question in my mind as to wether or not it really qualifies as parody. Had I not been told that this was a fake, it would look real. Which I think takes any sort of copyright law off the table and raises questions of fraud.

      ~too lazy to create an account.

    50. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by Mjec · · Score: 1

      In Australia there is no copyright exemption for look-and-feel or parody. Even so, this parody was clearly not copyright infringement. More ridiculousness from the Australian government. Somehow I'm not surprised.

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    51. Re:Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne IT by operagost · · Score: 1

      Besides the fact that you are hyper-sensitive to race (I merely mentioned Arabs and Caucasians without establishing any stereotypes, yet you label me racist), we have clearly misclassified Ted Kennedy here. He should be on the no-drink-and-drive list.

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  3. To: "President" George W. Bush +1, Seditious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful


    Shut down this Al-Qaeda Portal.

    Attack Iran. They want to sell oil for Euros.

    Feloniously as always,
    President-VICE Richard B. Cheney

  4. Fascism spreads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the way of the world, folks. Our corporate masters can't have you exposed to a different world view, now can they. And, of course the citizens who should be protecting the old "democratic" system are way too busy.

    1. Re:Fascism spreads by hsmith · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how the "corporate masters" had anything to do with this one. To me it seems like the ones with the guns, the gov't, forced the hands of the company. But I guess it is easier to hate a company than hate the state everyone seems to live. can't live without the gov't!

    2. Re:Fascism spreads by lbrandy · · Score: 1

      It's the way of the world, folks. Our corporate masters can't have you exposed to a different world view, now can they. And, of course the citizens who should be protecting the old "democratic" system are way too busy.

      Luckily we have crazy people with tinfoil hats who are fresh out meds reminding us.

    3. Re:Fascism spreads by apenzott · · Score: 1
      can't live without the gov't!

      Sure ya' can, it's called anarchy, just ask any Iraqi citizen.

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    4. Re:Fascism spreads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be going too far to say there are corporate masters. It may be going to far to say that most people are too busy trying to make a living to take much part in politics.

      It is most definitely going to far to imply someone is crazy and in need of medication for having an opinion.

    5. Re:Fascism spreads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original post was probably referring to the corporate masters of the government.

    6. Re:Fascism spreads by Zerbs · · Score: 1

      didn't the big voice tell you? Oceanna was never at war with Asia.

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  5. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    looks like this was not Minitrue approved!
    And there I was thinking parodical works were protected

  6. Google cache by Odiumjunkie · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Google cache by dema · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the gov't ever would have even noticed the site if every link except for the speeches didn't point to the official pages.

    2. Re:Google cache by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Well, that's hilarious. "Address to the 10th Anniversary Dinner, Westin Hotel, Sydney, 02 March 2006" *wipes tear*

  7. Parody... by Kittie+Rose · · Score: 1

    This has always bothered me. Why is it that Parody is the only "fair use"? You can't mention something in a serious manner, but if you take the piss out of it, it's legal? Never quite gotten that.

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    1. Re:Parody... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Why is it that Parody is the only "fair use"?

      It's not. The following are generally mentioned along with fair use:
      # Criticism
      # Commentary
      # Newsreporting
      # Parody
      Also, fair use is a US concept. It's known as fair dealing in Australia.

      Anyway, copyright generally doesn't come into this, because there was no copying (that I can see) involved - just linking to the PM's real site.
    2. Re:Parody... by sammy+baby · · Score: 4, Informative
      (Warning: IANAL. I'm speaking here specifically on the subject of US law, which obviously isn't the same as UK or Australian law.)

      Parody isn't the only "fair use." "Fair Use" is a legal standard established in title 17 of the US code. Basically it says that reproducing a copyrighted work without authorization is permissible if it is considered to be for "fair use." To determine whether a usage is fair or not, there are four tests that can be applied:
      1. the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;
      2. the nature of the copyrighted work;
      3. amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
      4. the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted


      Works of parody are usually given pretty broad latitude as being permissible under the first category.

      However, pretty much none of this is applicable to the Australian issue, since, to my knowledge, Australia doesn't have a fair use doctrine. In fact, according to Wikipedia, the only countries that do are the US and the Phillipines. In Australia, I think the legal test would be "fair dealing". If the wiki is correct, parody does not appear to be a provision of that doctrine.
    3. Re:Parody... by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      I would guess they could make a case under the "Review and Criticism" clause, and they MIGHT make a bizarre attempt at categorizing it as "Reporting the NEWS", but that would be a real stretch.

    4. Re:Parody... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Why is it that Parody is the only "fair use"?

      It's not. You can't mention something in a serious manner

      You can.

  8. Why can't people take a joke any more? by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Politicians are in the public eye, and should expect satire and public attention. No one forced them to be politicians. Danish cartoons causing bloodshed, and now this. Does the Australian government think its people so dumb that they can't distinguish parody from sincerity?

    What a miserable miserable world we live in.

    1. Re:Why can't people take a joke any more? by pbailey · · Score: 1

      I think what they don't like is the fact that "many a truth is spoken in jest".

      Can't have the masses knowing what is really going on if at all possible!

    2. Re:Why can't people take a joke any more? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Does the Australian government think its people so dumb that they can't distinguish parody from sincerity?

      Alternativly this disability is common amongst politicians.

    3. Re:Why can't people take a joke any more? by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Politicians truly believe ignorance is bliss. Ignorance by the votors is political bliss.

    4. Re:Why can't people take a joke any more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mjust discriminated against politicians on the basis of disability! That's illegal. No it's not at all funny. Be ashamed.

    5. Re:Why can't people take a joke any more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupidity is not a disability. Inferences to such make people with genuine disabilities look bad.

    6. Re:Why can't people take a joke any more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not even that complicated.

      This is simply the natural course of government expansion. The more powerful government becomes, the more corrupt and oppressive government becomes. It doesn't matter whether that power is intended for "good" -- what matters is that it exists, and therefore, can be employed to the benefit of those who hold it.

      At some point in its expansion of power, a government reaches the point where it is powerful enough to silence criticism without causing a significant backlash. What we are observing here is a government making this transition -- from not having the ability silence criticism effectively, to having the ability to silence criticism effectively. The Australian government is entering a new stage in its career -- a new level of power -- and the power elite are simply testing the waters.

    7. Re:Why can't people take a joke any more? by rho · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      It's a common fault among Slashdotter's, too. Look at the frequency at which commenters find the same damn thing funny. Slashdot's been recyling the same jokes and prejudices for years. You think that qualifies as "intelligence"?

      Well, you did make a snide insult towards politicians. That, at least, is completely novel.

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  9. Some people have no sense of humour by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Politicians should grow some thicker skin in Oz. Hard to imagine a more thin skinned bunch, what next, censorship, oh, wait, that's exactly what it is.

    50 years ago, March 17th, 1956, Fred Allen, born May 31, 1894 in Cambridge MA to irish catholic parents, famed comedy writer and radio comedian, died of a heart attack while walking his dog.

    I'll toast him with a pint of Guinness. Thanks Fred, for all the laughs.

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    1. Re:Some people have no sense of humour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is one perfect reason why projects like this _HAVE_ to exsist: http://anonetnfo.brinkster.net.nyud.net:8090/

    2. Re:Some people have no sense of humour by pheco · · Score: 0

      It has nothing to do with a sense of humor. It's all about free speech. If I want to talk shit on a elected offical then I am going to and big brother shouldn't be able to step in and shut me up.
      Imagine if they tried to shut down all the websites that made fun of W?

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    3. Re:Some people have no sense of humour by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It has nothing to do with a sense of humor. It's all about free speech. If I want to talk shit on a elected offical then I am going to and big brother shouldn't be able to step in and shut me up. Imagine if they tried to shut down all the websites that made fun of W?

      Have you ever heard Tony Blair speak before the british House of Commons? Americans are such a stiff lot, having the president speak before the House or Senate (or both in the case of State of the Union) from a script where there's all this filthy decorum. Blair has to defend himself, think on his feet, respond immediately to the criticism of peers, whereas Bush can issued BS through a press officer and remain in his ivory tower, safe he's not being laughed at to his face for his folly.

      Then there's the Australians, which are the aiming to be most like?

      Seems the country everyone left, for political freedoms, is doing a better job of it.

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  10. What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would much rather be able to see boobs on commerical television, than criticize my own government.

    1. Re:What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I, for one, don't want to see the boobs of an Australian politician.

    2. Re:What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehh mate,
      whats the problem,
      we got lots of nice shielas in parliament.

      Many under forty and a number under thirty. Some are even quite fit previous olympians. Sure their worth checking out.

      Of course you could keep Bronwyn and Amanda well and truly covered.

  11. It doesn't look like satire to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Of course, I'm not Australian, and I may not be catching their humor.

    However, the PDF document looks "offical" enough to possibly be the "real thing".

    If this is satire, it's not translating well. It's no surprise the government wanted it taken down.

    1. Re:It doesn't look like satire to me by 'nother+poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Satire doesn't have to be "Ha Ha" funny. I'm American. I follow world politics fairly loosely, and I can tell that the Australian PM, wossisname, Um, Howard Dean? Nah. Oh, yeah, John Howard didn't write that. His political allies would shit kittens, then have him commited to the loonie bin for saying those things.

    2. Re:It doesn't look like satire to me by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm American. I follow world politics fairly loosely


      Will you be running for President? ;o)
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    3. Re:It doesn't look like satire to me by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have too much self respect to do that.

    4. Re:It doesn't look like satire to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an American. I don't follow world politics at all. So as far as I know, those are his real views. Without some clue to us clueless that it is meant as satire, it's just false representation.

    5. Re:It doesn't look like satire to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an American. I don't follow world politics at all.

      Ignorance is no excuse. It's a cop out. "He said something, and it didn't mean what I thought it did! Whaaa!" "It can't be satire if it doesn't hit me over the head like a drunken mugger!" Riiight. Ok. Sure. Just keep telling yourself that. There is something to be said for subtlty.

    6. Re:It doesn't look like satire to me by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      Of course it's not genuine - it's a cohesive argument with long sentences. John Howard's prose is usually much more "combative" than this.

    7. Re:It doesn't look like satire to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I began (and still mostly do agree with you. I'm an American, and was shocked reading the PDF. But, I really do not pay attention to Aus politics. Someone below stated (loosely) that if your from Aus, you would know that this is an obvious fake. Well, what I am afraid of (and I assume JH and co) are afraid of is someone 'not in the know' from Aus reading this and publicizing it, thinking it is genuine. It is similar to the email that circulated right after 09.11.2001 that was "GHB's first draft response" to the attacks. Anyone who read it knew it was satire, but this is different. It is not a text document forwarded around the globe via email. It is put up as an official document. I can definitely understand having it pulled. I may not necessarily agree with it, but I do understand. Oh yeah, and the comment about "His political allies would shit kittens.." made me laugh.

      Just my $0.02
      l0nestar

    8. Re:It doesn't look like satire to me by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      Ha, no actually you're wrong!
      Believe it or not, the world does not revolve around you, and doesn't have to dumb itself down accordingly just so you get it!

      Amazing revelations eh? Think of all those jokes that may have been there but you just didn't get because they weren't thinking of you!

  12. Backfire! by redelm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As usual, attempts to ban something mostly just serve as publicity.


    It would have been better to request that the material clearly be labelled "parody" or "fiction", because some wankers might be confused and think Howie is a nice guy.

  13. I'm glad to see... by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm glad to see that Australia now has the same level of freedoms as Iran, North Korea, and China.

    I love the Austrailian people and I hope that the US will liberate them from their repressive government sometime soon.

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    1. Re:I'm glad to see... by Zzesers92 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Wow, the Australia government does something facists and you actually managed to make an anti-American dig as a result! I'm impressed.

      America has problems, yes, but when another country demonstrates their similar inperfections to the world, can't we hold them accountable without trashing the US in the same breath?

      How about just a "Boo Australia" in this case?

    2. Re:I'm glad to see... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 0

      Boo Australia

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    3. Re:I'm glad to see... by mshmgi · · Score: 0

      To paraphrase Ronald Reagan ... "We have outlawed The Austrailian government - the bombing will begin in 5 minutes. Oh, wait, is this microphone on???"

    4. Re:I'm glad to see... by Burz · · Score: 1
      America has problems, yes, but when another country demonstrates their similar inperfections to the world, can't we hold them accountable without trashing the US in the same breath?

      Well they're part of the same WAR coalition, so I don't see why not. The parody in question is about Iraq, you know.

    5. Re:I'm glad to see... by SpeakerToManagers · · Score: 1

      OK, fine, but who's going to liberate US? (Pronoun intended)

      SpeakerToManagers

  14. Any body not a bloody flaming gallah can tell it by mgblst · · Score: 1

    ... that it isn't Little Johnny Howard.

    It has long been my habit to keep aquainted with opinions opposed to my own, and to canvas a wide range of views.

    That line really made me laugh.

  15. Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OUT by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He said that after two days of silence, a customer service representative from Melbourne IT today informed him by telephone that the site had "been closed on the advice from the Australian Government"

    People know censorship when they see it.
    People do not like being censored.
    I suggest if you are an Aussie and this bothers you, vote John Howard and his friends out of office.

    --
    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
  16. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think if it was modded funny it would work either way. If the guy was serious we could say that he is funny for thinking that, if was being sarcastic we could salute his humor.

  17. Australia??? by shabushabu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are we really talking about Australia here? Or am I suffering from this rare disorder that causes me to misread "China" as "Australia"

  18. Free speech in Austrailia? by Kohath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't they have free speech in Austrailia?

    This wouldn't happen in the USA because we have free speech. Except if a lesbian is offended, then it's sexual harrassment. Or on campuses with a speech code. Or it you want to advertise cigarettes. Or alcohol. Or if you want to run political ads, then it might violate campaign finance reform, even if it's exactly like this John Howard web site.

    So this wouldn't happen in the USA in the early 80s. We sort-of had free speech back then.

    1. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Except if a lesbian is offended, then it's sexual harrassment.


      Yeah, lesbians are stopping free speech... nice one.
    2. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points, I would mod you up.

      He's right. Free Speech in America is trumped by Political Correctness. It makes me sick to see how far we have fallen as a nation, and even sicker to see other countries following our lead. (on this issue, anyway.)

      --
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    3. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This wouldn't happen in the USA because we have free speech. Except...

      True story, and this happened just two days ago.

      A guy I know owns two bars, one here in Springfield and one in Riverton (Illinois). Yes, the same Springfield that got flattened by tornados last Sunday night.

      Riverton is under a boil order, I think their water purification plant was out of power for a few days (my power just came back on Tuesday night, still no cable TV or internet).

      So Dave, the bar owner, put up a sign outside his Riverton bar that read "Riverton's water is bad, drink beer instead."

      As I was eating lunch in Dave's Springfield bar, the phone rang. Dave seemed both amused and bemused after the call, chuckling and shaking his head.

      Riverton's city water commissioner had called the bartender demanding that they take the sign down!

      I don't think Dave complied, though. Someone else under the same circumstances might have.

      Sad what we are losing.

      (Sorry for the a/c, I'm at work. mcgrew here.)

    4. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Right on, dude!

      I'm glad at least someone is talking about how the Republican controlled federal government is constantly trying to limit our free speech and curtail our civil liberties, while weighing us down in record federal debt and promoting the outsourcing of American jobs to other countries.

      And you're right, this shit wouldn't have happened here in the 90's, when we had a President who could balance the budget and capture terrorists who attacked the WTC.

      I'm with you, let's vote against the Republicans this November. At least the Democrats have proven they can run the economy and capture terrorists.

      Yeah, yeah, I know, you're absolutely right. Voting for some third party like the Libertarians or the Greens is a luxury we just can't afford this November. We can't afford to lose any more cities or start any more wars, which is always a possibility if the Republicans stay in power.

    5. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent troll. I see you have the moderators fooled.

      Sad that so many people actually agree with you, isn't it?

    6. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in a Democratic controlled state and they are doing things as bad if not worse than the fed RNC. There is almost no difference in the parties anymore. Vote 3rd party in November is a much better way to go.

    7. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Burz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Except if a lesbian is offended, then it's sexual harrassment. Or on campuses with a speech code.

      Can you tell the difference between criticisizing an individual, and generalizing about a minority? No?? I could tell...

    8. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Mordaximus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Except if a lesbian is offended, then it's sexual harrassment.

      I believe the first ammendment prevents the government from abridging free speech, not lesbians nor campuses.

    9. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      they are doing things as bad if not worse than the fed RNC

      Oh? How many people have they gotten killed in a pointless war so far?

    10. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I believe the first ammendment prevents the government from abridging free speech, not lesbians nor campuses.

      And what about when she sues you for sexual harrassment (a government law) in the government courts? Or when the government schools take action against you for violating the speech code?

    11. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Can you tell the difference between criticisizing an individual, and generalizing about a minority? No?? I could tell...

      Sure. Is there some doubt about this being a generalization? Even an over-generalization? I don't think there is.

      You still have to watch what you say when there are lesbians around. If they happen to take offense to what you say, then you may be headed for court (or worse). That's not free speech.

    12. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why you should immediately file a sexual harassment claim against any/all lesbians you encounter. That way, you can say their claim is just to retaliate against your claim.

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    13. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Good idea. Now all I need is an attorney. Is there a severe lawyer shortage in the US?

    14. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What exactly are you saying to women that keeps landing you in jail? I think this may be nothing more than a personal problem.

    15. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      What exactly are you saying to women that keeps landing you in jail? I think this may be nothing more than a personal problem.

      If we could get our free speech back, there wouldn't be anything. That's the point.

      And, for the record, it's her problem, not mine. The offended party has to take offense. The speaker has no power over that.

    16. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the OP was referring to the increasing tendency of minority groups to lobby for the same type of protected status enjoyed by Jews in some parts of the world (US, UK, etc), i.e. that if you make a negative comment about a person for any reason, and that person also happens to be of Jewish descent, you are an anti-Semite and, worse than this, you are given no chance to defend yourself because anti-Semites don't *deserve* to be able to defend themselves, and the penalties for this 'anti-Semitism' are becoming increasingly worse.
      This is separatism, and separatism *will* foment suspicion, intolerance and hatred. A joyous future we're building for ourselves, yes?

    17. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, you have a point about the lesbians, but any school which receives government funding, including in the form of vouchers, should be held to the same legal standards as the government; in particular, they should not be allowed to hamper your first amendment rights. (The right to bear arms, okay, they can interfere with that on campus.)

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    18. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by nasch · · Score: 1

      So your suggestion is that we should not have laws against defamation of character? Or is there some other law under which you see people "heading to court" for making comments around lesbians?

    19. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Burz · · Score: 1
      What exactly are you saying to women that keeps landing you in jail? I think this may be nothing more than a personal problem.

      If we could get our free speech back, there wouldn't be anything. That's the point.

      And, for the record, it's her problem, not mine. The offended party has to take offense. The speaker has no power over that.


      You are being remarkably vague now.

      I guess P.I. has its limits as far as intellectual honesty is concerned. Although I'll grant that Fred Phelps wouldn't turn down an opportunity to repeat his views.

      Here is a clue for you: Harrassment is real. If you keep saying things in a derrogatory vein to someone, and the comments aren't addressed to the individual's character but some other trait, then it may be needlessly discriminatory.
    20. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Here is a clue for you: Harrassment is real. If you keep saying things in a derrogatory vein to someone, and the comments aren't addressed to the individual's character but some other trait, then it may be needlessly discriminatory

      And folks like you want to take away the free speech rights of anyone you think is "needlessly discriminatory" (and other people whose speech you don't like). I understand. I disagree. I think we should have free speech instead. That was the point.

    21. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Or is there some other law

      Sexual harrassment law.

    22. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Mateito · · Score: 1
      What exactly are you saying to women that keeps landing you in jail?

      "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

    23. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by nasch · · Score: 1

      AFAIK those only apply to employment, housing and the like. I think I'm free to make sexually harassing comments in a public place.

    24. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      THe way I see it there are two options.

      YOu walk up to somebody and say "get off my campus nigger and take your watermelon eatin sticky nappyhead crackwhore with you".

      At that point he can either hit you or take you to court.

      I would prefer he take you to court.

      You want to go around insulting people without consequence (liek for example calling all women who disagree with you lesbians). There are always consequences to speech. SOmetimes it's legal but if people don't have legal options they will attempt to make you pay for your insults some other way.

      I prefer the law to vigilanteeism.

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      evil is as evil does
    25. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Actually you are not. You should check into the law in your state or town but most towns have laws against "fighting words" types of speech.

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      evil is as evil does
    26. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by moxley · · Score: 1

      DO you really think the democrats are that different?

      Yes - I would rather see anyone in power than this current group of neo-fascist criminal oligarchs, but unfortunately in a lot of ways the democratic party has proven to be just another branch on the same tree of big money corporate corruption - selling out our country, selling out our constitution.

      They seem marginally better on civil rights and a few other issues - (and shit, I'll take that over what we have now - but still) I mean, only window dressing of the values our "president" has sworn to protect remain.

      But as far as the things you mention (with the exception of the economy) - terrorism, outsourcing - most democrats have pretty crappy records on that stuff...Where do you think NAFTA came from? And as far as terrorism is concerned it still blows my mind that a lot of people accept the "official script" of 9/11. It's been proven over and over that much of the official story of what happened on 9/11 is bullshit.

      I am not saying I have an answer (at least not one that makes me comfortable at this time) - I do agree that if third party candidates get the treatment by the media and the system that they have in every election since Ross Perot scared the two parties into making it even more difficult to get on the ballot (much less get any sort of honest media coverage) you may be right - they may only serve as a "spoiler."

      But here is the real issue...Doesn't that piss you off? Why do you accept that? Why tolerate "voting for the lesser of two evils." Is that what you learned in civics class about how our republic works? Why is it tolerated that we have these big money assholes who lie and don't give a fuck about the people? When you think of America, freedom and all of those values that we supposedly portray to the world and then look at the reality - there is a disconnect; and the whole world sees it - The only people who don't see it are the same people who are in total denial and think that you should never question your government and should support your president no matter what even if he lies, steals and commits treason- these people have no understanding of history or of America - they'd do well in a dictatorship and they'll get their chance soon.

    27. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 1

      THe way I see it there are two options.

      YOu walk up to somebody and say "get off my campus nigger and take your watermelon eatin sticky nappyhead crackwhore with you".

      At that point he can either hit you or take you to court.

      I would prefer he take you to court.

      I'd prefer your unstated third option: he can write me off as a prick who isn't worth the time or effort it takes to listen.

      I prefer freedom and good sense to law or vigilantism.

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    28. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      AFAIK those only apply to employment, housing and the like.

      They shouldn't apply at all. Free speech should apply.

    29. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by nasch · · Score: 1

      You don't think there should be any limitations on free speech at all, or you think specifically that it should be legal to harass, threaten, or intimidate employees on the basis of sex, race, etc?

    30. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "I'd prefer your unstated third option: he can write me off as a prick who isn't worth the time or effort it takes to listen."

      So you want to be able to go around calling people nigger and dyke or whatever and they should just take it huh? Sorry it doesn't work that way. Should they also ignore your white smock, hood and the cross burning on their lawn?

      "I prefer freedom and good sense to law or vigilantism."

      Its not good sense to go around spewing racist comments.

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    31. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      You don't think there should be any limitations on free speech at all, or you think specifically that it should be legal to harass, threaten, or intimidate employees on the basis of sex, race, etc?

      I don't think the convenience and comfort of employees is as important as free speech. Free speech is more important than that. If there's a conflict between the two, free speech should win and the employees' happiness should lose.

      It's not more important than anything, but it's more important than that.

    32. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Burz · · Score: 1

      I prefer freedom and good sense to law or vigilantism.

      Then go stand on a corner with placard and bullhorn like Fred Phelps. Or maybe go on radio and have a chitchat with Don Imus you poor, PC-opressed, muzzled, under-represented whiteboy.

      Just when you bring that worse-than-useless crap into an environment where people are engaged in learning or earning a wage, then I'd hope you get what you deserve.

      One of these days you'll wake up and your 'kind' won't even amount to the largest minority anymore. I'll be much more interested to hear your opinion then.

    33. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they don't. Anti-Sedition Laws passed by the Howard make it illegal to promote ill-feeling towards the Governemnt. Newspapers protested, and were allowed a loophole to write critical editorials, but everyone else gets caught in the net.

      In the US the author could sue MelbourneIT.com.au for violating his civil rights. But Australia doesn't even have a bill of rights.

      Some people suggested voting against Howard (hmmm.. that sounds like Sedition to me, but I'll continue...) The opposition here is headed by a man called Beazly, who has already lost twice against Howard. But his party keeps renominating him to lead! Beazley also copies Howards policies anyway (!) on the hope that people will vote for him because he doesn't seem that different from Howard. Reminds me off a quote by a US Democratic President: "Given the choice between a Republican and a Democrat pretending to be a Republican, people will always vote for the Republican."

    34. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      No, we have limited free speech laws, basically they stop protecting you if someone powerful gets pissed off (As in this case)

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    35. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You raise some valid points. However, I don't think running to another political party will solve anything at this point. Instead, it will just ensure more years of inept Republicans in control.

      Instead of throwing the baby out with the bathwater, we can elect better representatives during the primaries. You remember when we covered the primaries in civics class, right? ;-)

      For example, that pathetic excuse for a senator from Connecticut, Joe Leiberman, is being challenged by a progressive, independent thinking candidate named Ned Lamont. Getting rid of Leiberman, and his pro-Bush tendencies, would send a strong message to other Democrats.

      Cleaning up the Democratic party is a much more realistic goal than starting a new party. America can't afford any more Republican failures.

    36. Re:Free speech in Austrailia? by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Except if a lesbian is offended, then it's sexual harrassment.

      What nonsense. There is constant speech against lesbians and homosexuals by the government, and pro-gay speech is often supressed. I'm not sure what planet you are are living on - where the lesbians are all-powerful. In most parts of the world, they are very marginalized.

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  19. Chilling. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, I've looked at the PDF of the satire website, comparing it with the real deal, and I have to say that the two are extremely similar....virtually identical with the exception of content. In this light, the reason offered by Bruce Tonkin, the chief technology officer of Melbourne IT, holds a bit of water:
    "If we receive a complaint from an intellectual property basis claiming that a website directly infringes the rights of another site we would check it, and if it is a direct copy we would suspend the site," he said.
    Upon closer observation, however, this reason leaks like a sieve. The parody websise is not a direct copy...far from it, since the content is radically different. This reason also conveniently glosses over the rather important fact that the Melbourne IT was ordered to yank the website by the Australian Government.

    Mr.Tonkin goes on to say:
    "To us it looks like a phishing site."
    Phishing??? Phishing for what??? This claim is patently ridiculous.

    The reason Melbourne IT yanked the website is pure and simple: they were told to by the Government.

    Our fundamental human rights are being slowly whittled away...not only in America, but around the world. There is no save harbor. There is nowhere to hide from the oppression. Concerned citizens have to make a stand now...not because it is the right thing to do, but because they have no other option, finding themselves with their backs against the wall.
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    1. Re:Chilling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phishing??? Phishing for what??? This claim is patently ridiculous.

      It's an easy enough misunderstanding: a phishing site looks like a genuine site, but isn't.

      Yes, he's missed the point that phishing is about data capture not misinformation but I wouldn't rag him too hard, he's in the right ballpark.

    2. Re:Chilling. by blibbler · · Score: 1

      >Upon closer observation, however, this reason leaks like a sieve. The parody websise is not a direct copy...far from it, since the content is radically different. This reason also conveniently glosses over the rather important fact that the Melbourne IT was ordered to yank the website by the Australian Government.

      Copyright can exist in the layout of a website. In many countries, parody would be protected under a "fair use" provision, however Australia doesn't protect fair use, and additionally has no rights of free speech. The Australian Government was entirely within their rights to do this... however that doesn't make it right.

    3. Re:Chilling. by DRM_is_Stupid · · Score: 1

      In the States, the point is irrelevant if the style/layout is sort of similar or very similar. It doesn't matter, since parodies are exempt from copyright restrictions.

    4. Re:Chilling. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful


      It's an easy enough misunderstanding: a phishing site looks like a genuine site, but isn't.

      Parody sites look like genuine sites too. That's the general point of parody.

      Yes, he's missed the point that phishing is about data capture not misinformation but I wouldn't rag him too hard, he's in the right ballpark.

      "The right ballpark"????? For Chrissakes....he's the chief technology officer at Melbourne IT. If he doesn't fucking understand what a phishing site is, Melbourne IT Needs a new CTO.

      What's more likely? That a CTO of a major ISP actually doesn't understand the concept of a 'phishing site', or said CTO is prevaricating because the Government is breathing down his neck? You do the math.

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    5. Re:Chilling. by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't rag him too hard, he's in the right ballpark.
      I would, because he isn't. He broke the rule. The one that goes: "Don't try to look a liitle bit smarter by using words[1] you don't know the meaning of; if you get it wrong, you'll look really, really stupid."

      [1] Even silly made up 733tspe4k 0n3z. Especially those, in fact.

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    6. Re:Chilling. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Unless the Parody is obvious to the majority of the populous, I would say if false on the other side to "Slander"

      That's where the AU Gov when wrong. They should have branded it as slander and NOT phishing. That was the first and fatal misjudgement as to why this is being brought up in question on Slashdot.

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    7. Re:Chilling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You do the math... We'll do the pizza...

      uh, think I've been brainwashed by the corporate Big Brother.

    8. Re:Chilling. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      What's more likely? That a CTO of a major ISP actually doesn't understand the concept of a 'phishing site', or said CTO is prevaricating because the Government is breathing down his neck? You do the math.

      Hmm. Incompetent IT Management or Government oppression...

      Incompetent IT Management or Government oppression...

      Incompetent IT Management or Government oppression...

      Still seems like a 50/50 choice to me.

  20. This is what a parody is about! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    For crying out loud! A parody is to make fun of something by keeping enough alike to make it seem "real" while twisting enough to make it "too real" or "too weird".

    For me, it seems like the PM was afraid his voters are dumb enough to actually take the parody as a real statement from him.

    Or maybe his speeches are nonsensical enough that a spoof COULD actually be real.

    The choice is his.

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    1. Re:This is what a parody is about! by Urusai · · Score: 1

      If he's like our Republicans, then yes, his constituents would be easily confused. Very easily. In fact, they think they're voting for conservatives, you know, the fellows who are fiscally responsible, want smaller government, believe in personal responsiblity, and will stop at nothing to keep that queen bitch Hillary and her ugly daughter in their place.

  21. Satire by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm probably going to get marked as a troll or something but the site (see google cache elsewhere) does indeed try to look identical to the real site and links everything but the speeches to the original site, down to the copyright notice.
    Copying material for satire is probably legal in this case, but he should not have misrepresented ownership of the text he wrote.

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  22. As an Australian ... by OzPeter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    when I was reading the "speech" I could hear it as the words of John Howard. Whoever wrote it did a great job in mimicking Howard's speech writers. It seemed spot on to me.

    On the other hand, for the Aussies reading this .. my visions of John Howard were formed in the 80's from the radio comedy How green was my cactus where his character was "Little Johnny Howard". I'll never be able to shake that caricature of him :-)

    But yeah .. it sucks not to have free speech.

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    1. Re:As an Australian ... by ajdlinux · · Score: 1

      Although at least Howard's speechwriters have better grammar skills than this guy, e.g.

      "only 49 will be ever finished"

      doesn't really sound right...

  23. Johnny gets tough! by ockegheim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well at last he's doing something about sedition instead of just talking about it. I'd better stop thinking freely.

    Any Australian would know this is a fake speech because the Mr Howard is pathologically unable to apologise for anything.

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    1. Re:Johnny gets tough! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any Australian would know this is a fake speech because the Mr Howard is pathologically unable to apologise for anything.

      You mean your conservative party has been hijacked by people like this too?
      Well, at least yours admits that global warming is real even if they don't like Kyoto.

  24. What do you expect...? by McFadden · · Score: 0, Troll

    John Howard is a fully paid up member of the "Coalition of the Willing". Bush's buddies, hellbent on "bringing democracy to Iraq" whilst simultaneously removing any trace of it from their own countries.

  25. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by pete6677 · · Score: 1

    You'd be surprised at just how many people are actually in favor of censorship. I saw some study once (can't remember where) that said almost half of the people they surveyed would be in favor of outlawing "dangerous" speech, meaning ideas dissenting from the majority. This is why more people don't vote against these politicians.

  26. Not only that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>... I hope that the US will liberate them from their repressive government sometime soon

    Not only that, John Howard will be helping US doing it.

    Wait! Dang! Loop!

    >^C
    >^D
    >quit
    >close
    >q!
    >bye

  27. Which lies are worse? by lu-darp · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Given the attention span of your average internet reader, I imagine many people WILL miss the satire. However, which lies are worse?

    The lies of the author, claiming to be John Howard? A desperate ploy in desperate times, an attempt to catch the attention of people who may not have read the truth behind all the Pre-War propaganda. (With a healthy dose of humour, once you catch on)

    Or the lies and exagerations of the propaganda to gain public approval? Just get the impression out that it's not really that bad: first impressions count, not boring facts that come out later on. It's all right Joe Public, sit back and watch the news like another TV show. Don't complain to your ministers. There's no real people in TV land, are there?

    1. Re:Which lies are worse? by lu-darp · · Score: 0

      wooo... sorry for having an opinion. Just trying to start participating.

      (You're right, I do smell something burning)

    2. Re:Which lies are worse? by lu-darp · · Score: 0

      From the FAQ:
      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
      How can I improve my karma?
      Tip 1: Post Intelligently: Interesting, insightful, thought provoking comments are rated higher on a fairly consistent basis.
      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
      Flamebait -- Flamebait refers to comments whose sole purpose is to insult and enrage. If someone is not-so-subtly picking a fight (racial insults are a dead giveaway), it's Flamebait.

      My thoughts, after re-reading and considering my post?
          Yup, still thought provoking.
          Surely the moderator just disagreed with my opinion.

      Q: How can one dig themselves out when their first post in 4 years gets moderated down? A: they won't bother.

  28. Our politicians have lot to learn by CSHARP123 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    During my recent trip to India, also horribly touched with extremist violence, I was reminded by their soft spoken Prime Minister, Dr Manmohan Singh, that the British had seriously erred by clinging too long to their former colony. Despite widespread opposition to their presence, British politicians continued to insist that their departure would lead to chaos. Dr Singh said, 'But it would be our chaos, dont you see?' At that moment I understood what he was saying.

    Atleast people in India seems to elect a sensible PM. Our politicians have lot to learn. May be Indians elect educated people to the top post(current president used to be a scientist). Especially in US, we have elected an idiot to the top post and enitre world is affected by him. No wonder world hates us.

    1. Re:Our politicians have lot to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes that it true. As a whole indian politicians are not very clean but people at top do maintain some dignity and that is one of the reasons of our current growth.

    2. Re:Our politicians have lot to learn by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Our politicians have lot to learn.

      Not really. It's not the politicians who decide who get into office, it's the voters. If the best way to get elected is by being a lying, conniving asshole then this just means that those are the politicians who will get there. They have already learned all they need to learn: how to get political power.

      Meanwhile, the honest politicians are still around, they're just not getting very many votes so you don't tend to see much of them.

      This might be because honest politicians tend to tell the truth, and nothing can hurt as much as the truth can. So people protect themselves by voting for people who tell them pleasant things instead.

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    3. Re:Our politicians have lot to learn by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      Alas, as much as I wish it were so, and notwithstanding the current cream of the crop, the plain fact of the matter is that Indian polity still has a long way to go before we can realistically say that it's a meritocracy. We still have provincial ministers publically advocating murder, central ministers with criminal records, and even a chief minister who apparently fund insurgent activity with shady money. All of them, you'll note, have been democratically elected through an election process that is mostly accepted as being fair.

      So yes, while there are a lot of good people doing some great work in the system yes, disappointingly enough, it's not as if the system as a whole is promoting good, as it were.

  29. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by sholden · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the other options?

  30. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I suggest if you are an Aussie and this bothers you, vote John Howard and his friends out of office.

    We would, but there's nobody to vote into office. All we can chose from is a bunch of near-identical lying pricks.

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  31. Rights vs Laws by stlhawkeye · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is one of those tricky intersections of "rights" and "law." Note that "rights" are things we have whether the law recognizes it or not. That's the classic liberal "natural law" version, and it's what most modernized democracies found their legal system on. Among those rights are speech, especially the right to speech of a political nature. The law protects IP because such laws ultimately benefit everybody (in theory), but this guy MIGHT be breaking IP laws to make a political statement. My take would be that his political statement isn't being silenced, just this particular method of making it. The guy could probably re-package or re-do the web site to make it more clearly a parody and get around the IP laws on this. What pisses me off is that it was just SHUT DOWN rather than trying this very reasonable intermediate step.

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  32. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by hool5400 · · Score: 1

    There are many things that bother Australians, including the government, but it seems that we like having a prick in charge. It's like domestic violence, if he beats me, it means he can protect me by beating others the same way he beats me. It's fucked up, and it seems people want it that way.

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  33. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the other options?

    Honestly, I haven't, and the options in the US are not much better.
    What a truly pathetic state of politics the world is in.
    Noone that is honest and good would last 2 days in elected office nowadays, that is if they even considered running for elected office.
    Even the most good would lose in a landslide.

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  34. Only ourselves to blame by davem2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Australians have no legal guarantee of free speech and we've never demanded one. All Western Governments have been clamping down on human rights since 9/11 and people keep voting them back in.

    1. Re:Only ourselves to blame by ttys00 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Parent is correct. The Australian Constitution does not guarantee freedom of speech. From Freedom of Speech and the Constitution:

      The Australian Constitution does not have any express provision relating to freedom of speech. In theory, therefore, the Commonwealth Parliament may restrict or censor speech through censorship legislation or other laws, as long as they are otherwise within constitutional power.

      The above page also states that Australians do not have free speech under the UN's Universal Declaration of Human Rights either.

    2. Re:Only ourselves to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      clamping down on human rights

      Come on, let's call it what it really is: oppression of human rights. "Clamping down" implies there was something wrong, or not 100% right, with the concept of human rights in the first place. As if human rights are not quite 100% ethical or mandated by god (human nature if you prefer), but simply "granted" or reluctantly "allowed" by government (which is nothing but a collection of mortal human beings itself) out of its own "kindness". That is the kind of terminology ("clamping down") I would expect to come from the power elite, not the common individual.

      Human rights are above government, always and by definition.

    3. Re:Only ourselves to blame by nasch · · Score: 1

      Well, there go any thoughts of moving to Australia.

    4. Re:Only ourselves to blame by jameshowison · · Score: 1

      That's way to simplistic a take on Australian law.

      The Australian High(est) Court found an implied right to free speech in the Australian constitution. They ruled that since the constitution sets up a democracy, and free speech on political matters is crucial to a democracy, the Constitution therefore implies a right to free speech. I believe the case is known as Australian Capital Television v Commonwealth.

      I love a good implication as much as the next person, but an explicit protection would probably be of greater value, especially since the decision has been watered down by later court decisions, but the parent is still wrong.

  35. Re:Good by deesine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We'd all do better off without such hateful speech.

    Betterment through censorship is a one step forward-two steps backwards maneuver.

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  36. I'd rather by tkrotchko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In the U.S. we're supposed to be a beacon of freedom and tolerance. When we don't meet these ideals, they should be pointed out. In fact, people are doing us a favor for pointing out our flaws because it's possible we don't see them ourselves.

    Let me use an analogy... If I have some food on the corner of mouth after I eat, I hope my friends will tell me about it, and not just ignore it because some guy down the hall spilled his entire meal on his tie.

    People from around the world point out our flaws because we're disappointing them. After we did so much to liberate the world from tyranny in the 20th century, they want us to continue in the 21st. And if we don't meet that benchmark, then they want to tell us to get better.

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    1. Re:I'd rather by hevo · · Score: 1

      The US is an expert marketing country. They market a lot of infactuals .... As you pointed out, its market itself as the beacon of civil rights. while black only are "free" the latest 50 years, where gays cant be couples, where arabs are profiled, etc. And if you look at countries like Canada.. it doesnt market that they never had need for civil rights movement since its creation.

    2. Re:I'd rather by smithmc · · Score: 0, Troll

        Let me use an analogy... If I have some food on the corner of mouth after I eat, I hope my friends will tell me about it, and not just ignore it because some guy down the hall spilled his entire meal on his tie.

      The correct analogy would be if you had some food on the corner of your mouth, and one friend pointed it out, and another person sitting at the table said "Aw, that's nothing. This other guy spills food on his tie, too! Let's bust his chops about it, even though it wasn't the topic of conversation!". See? You were just itching for yet another opportunity to slag on the US, even though TFA was about Australia. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, since slagging on the US is Slashdot's #1 or #2 favorite pastime (or maybe in a dead heat with Microsoft).

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  37. No, they can't. by Dobeln · · Score: 1
  38. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shame you have to replace him with somebody, the place would probably run better with noone at the helm.

  39. What's in a name? by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

    I'm reminded of John Howard's apology in The Games. Except that in that apology the distinguished, official-looking gentleman delivering the speech never claimed to be anybody other than John Howard, speaking from Sydney Australia.

    This was perfectly true: he really was John Howard, just not the John Howard. But few people outside of Australia know what the John Howard who hangs out in Canberra looks like...

    ...laura

  40. Back to the good old days by 1_brown_mouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rotten tomatoes will make a comeback!

  41. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by thepotoo · · Score: 1

    Not like we have it any different here in the US.
    Democracy is pretty much a joke these days. Here's an idea, though: Vote independent, or write in your own name. If enough people protest the system like this, eventually a cantidate will come along to take advantage of this.

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  42. The internet upsets a free society by SlappyBastard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Historically, free societies have been controlled very easily because the means of mass producing propoganda were easily centered in the hands of a few elites. Basically, the same people who sold you your thoughts every day were the ones who bought your government every day. The internet has blown the hinges off this system. Now, you have small fries all over the world projecting power and strength well beyond what the system has determined is their right. One blog, backed by a good mind, can destroy a politician. And the bastards are scared. This sort of arbitrary exercise of authority is exactly what people do when they're scared. The system is trying to get a handle on the internet, before the internet becomes big enough and strong to end their control of the means of production of propoganda. Unfortunately, that boat has already sailed. It's hard being a pol.

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    1. Re:The internet upsets a free society by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its a good thing the internet came along and rid the world of corrupt politicians. You can tell this is the case by the current US and Australian governments.

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    2. Re:The internet upsets a free society by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

      I didn't say as much that it rid the world of corrupt politicians. It's a little idealistic to even suppose that will ever come to happen, since it is human nature for many to be corrupt and seek the means of using power. But, the internet makes it a lot harder for the bastards to keep the public in the dark. And, the internet supplies much smaller entites greater access to a larger audience. The days of assuming that you're in the clear if you get the NYT and the three major networks to swallow a lie are over. And, let's not forget, we're still in the infancy of the internet. 36% of the U.S. market remains to be converted. An older generation will die off never knowing what the internet could have done. We're still settling standards for how we even build websites, and we're still discovering new social mechanisms. How long ago was MMO a pipe dream? How long ago was the internet really just Yahoo, Google, IMDB? How long ago was it just an email system for academics and the military and a few Usenet groups? There's a long upside to the internet, and the smarter politicians are deeply worried that upside may change their playing field. And the smartest politicians are helping it happen. Unfortunately, smart isn't the same as uncorruptible. But, the game has changed.

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  43. Sounds like the DMCA by AnyThingButWindows · · Score: 1

    This sounds just like the DMCA. It is a outright pure restriction on freedom of speech, and freedom of the press. If this were to happen in the United States, no one would say anything, and it would be silenced in the name of national security, or some other right winged, freedom hating Bush initiative.

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    1. Re:Sounds like the DMCA by O'Laochdha · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but that simply isn't true. There are any number of quite nasty Bush parody sites that can be found from American servers, and they haven't been shut down yet. If one of them were to be shut down, the others would cry bloody murder; if they were all shut down, there are enough that God knows their absence would be noticed. I'm no fan of Bush, but if a lot of the charges against him were true, they wouldn't have been said in the first place.

  44. Some Things Don't Change by rewinn · · Score: 1

    "... There are men of ambition so depraved, who would rejoice to be called wicked, if with that they could appear what the corruptions of the word, and the servility of historians, have denominated great.

    "But these same men would never have courage to consummate their crimes, were they taught that these crimes would render them contemptible, and still more, ridiculous."

    ... William Sampson, "The Causes of the Troubles in Ireland", 1806

  45. Risking all remaining karma... by lu-darp · · Score: 0

    The irony! I just got censored in a slashdot censorship post! ;)

  46. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    If enough people protest the system like this, eventually a cantidate will come along to take advantage of this.

    If the write-in campaign works out like you say, what could Australians expect from a Yahoo Serious administration?

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  47. TES4:Oblivion released - HOODLUM!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From parent poster, modded flamebait despite being the Truth©!

    Attack Iran. They want to sell oil for Euros.

    Irritated yet, G-man?

  48. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by geobeck · · Score: 2

    So find someone who has the following characteristics:

    • Tall
    • Big teeth
    • Big hair
    • Ability to talk for hours without saying anything
    • Likes to shake babies and kiss hands... or something like that

    ...and run him against Howard.

    The usual mistake grassroots campaigns make is trying to find someone with brains, a firm grasp of the issues, and a sense of justice and fairness. The average voter couldn't care less about these characteristics if the candidate looks like Danny deVito. Find someone who looks pretty and likes to talk and you'll have a winner.

    Hell, recall Mel Gibson (if he's not completely Americanized) and run him. The women's vote would carry the election.

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  49. Perspective of an Australian (ex) Lawyer by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Oz Government requested that the site be taken down on the grounds of a potential copyright infringement. It's unclear from the article how the request was made, but they usually come in the form of a "take-down" issued by the Australian Communications and Media Authority under the Broadcasting Services Act (Google 'em, I'm lazy) which goes to the orgainsation hosting the site and says that there's a website which uses copyrighted material without the authority of the copyright holder, please take it down within 48 hours (IIRC). Process open to abuse? Absolutely.

    Take Down notices don't turn up as often as you'd think but even if one wasn't issued, when the Government called Melbourne IT, you can bet that they said "how high"..

    Fair use. Yes, Australia has Fair Use exceptions within their copyright regime and they extend to the use of copyrighted material for the purposes of satire. This site clearly falls within the exception.

    Further, Australians have an "implied right" of "freedom of political communication". Basically, the Australian Consitution "implies" that Australians have the right of free speech insofar as that speech relates to politicians and the political process (ie because your speech relates to the election of government and by extension politicians, you are free to say what you want - approximately accurate nutshell). It's actually quite restricted and has failed as a defence (it's not a positive right like the US right, only a defence) on a number of occasions, most notably when a satirical song was created about an Australian politician called Pauline Hanson by a satirist called Pauline Pantsdown. It was an hilarious satire using Pauline Hanson's own words but mixed up & rephrased (definitely worth googling).

    I gues that the end story here is that the Australian Govt. have done themselves NO favours. Requesting the site be taken down was always going to make the press and was always going to go against the Govt. End result is better publicity for his piece.

    And it's not bad - gets the tone right and doesn't resort to the usual "nah-nah-nah" that passes for political satire in Australia.

    Pretty much spot on, content included.

    And could someone do the guy a favour & mirror the PDF?

    1. Re:Perspective of an Australian (ex) Lawyer by Kadmos · · Score: 1

      Pauline doesn't like it when they twist her words about, her shopping trolley murdered, her groceries just gone. I guess Little John doesn't like it either.

  50. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by Duodecimal · · Score: 0

    Serves you right for inventing this nonsense.

  51. Problems with this issue by rjstanford · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Go and read the PDF. Now assume that its been sent to you, as-is. Nothing whatsoever on that indicates in any way, shape, or form that it was a work of Satire, that those words did not come from John Howard. Its not as if it was posted on The Onion, or another similar site, that clearly indicates it is not official.

    Now look down at the bottom. There's a copyright link which, like a lot of other links on the site, actually leads to the official website's copyright page. By doing that, and by not having anything anywhere on the page that identifies the authors in any other way, they may well have actually assigned copyright (I'm not familiar with the intracies of Australian copyright law). In that case, as the copyright owners (if not the authods), they were completly within their rights to insist that the piece be removed.

    There's satire, and then there's impersonation. To me, for something to be protected even if satirical there would have to be some way, other than a personal evaluation of the content of the attributed text, for them to be able to tell that they're not looking at a "true" website. It can be evocative of the original, but should not be too easily mistaken for it. In the same way that, in the 'States, Saturday Night Live can use the presidential trappings for a "Press Conference" but if they were to broadcast a) without a laugh track, and b) using a body double instead of a "regular" actor, and c) react accordingly - they'd get in trouble too.

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    1. Re:Problems with this issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, as the copyright owners

      When the content is paid for by taxes, the citizens own the copyright.
      I don't know about the Australian government, but the U.S. Government
      cannot sue someone for reproducing a U.S. Government web site on the
      basis of copyright ownership.

      If I owned whitehouse.com, I'd have a 100% official-looking site with
      content ranging from weeping heartfelt apologies by george bush
      for being such a war-criminal fuckup to white house declarations that
      that all newborns must accompany dick cheney on a drunken hunting trip
      before their 3rd birthdays. I'd take all the graphics right off
      whitehouse.gov because I paid for them.

    2. Re:Problems with this issue by Grey+Haired+Luser · · Score: 3, Funny
      Nothing whatsoever on that indicates in any way, shape, or form that it was a work of Satire, that those words did not come from John Howard.

      I take it you don't know John Howard very well.... I was rolling in tears as soon as "he" starts admitting being wrong!

    3. Re:Problems with this issue by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      It's clearly satire - you don't need to read far to discover that.

      The Australian PM *never* apologises for anything. Not the war on Iraq, not the death of 328 people seeking asylum here by boat (and about whom our navy knew full well), not the egregious 'children overboard' mis-truths, not the Tampa incident, not the forceful deportation of inconvenient citizens, not the disgraceful conditions of our Aboriginal population (W.H.O. notes they live in sub-third world conditions), not the kickbacks paid to Saddam Hussein's government with full approval of the Australian government, not the demolition of Native Title legislation, not the demolition of minimum working standards, not the use of attack dogs on striking waterfront workers, not the massive use of tax dollars spent promoting government policies before the election campaign, not the trade deficit which has blown out from 2B in the 70s to 140B in the late 90s to 400B now, not for playing the race card again and again, not for misleading the public on who actually controls interest rates (and winning an entire Federal election based on that issue), not the introduction of the 'never ever' GST which shifts tax collection paperwork to business, not the watering down of ministerial codes of conduct to the point that ministers are never responsible for problems in their own departments, not...

      I could go on, and many points are debatable (opinions and biases vary) but the one thing we all know here in Australia - John Howard never apologises for anything.

      Even a show of contrition has to be forcefully wrung from him.

      It's clearly a parody. You don't need to flash the word "Satire" on the screen to know that. Any linking to official websites is just fluff around the parody itself.

    4. Re:Problems with this issue by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Go easy on him mate, he's a Yank. Apparently, out there in Yank-istan, they need legal notices to tell them when to be careful and when to laugh.

    5. Re:Problems with this issue by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      The issue in Australia is not copyright or fair dealing under copyright (of which there's no guarantee under Australian law), rather the issue in Australia is that you may not make political comment without clear attribution of statement and authorship, even in parody. If you make any sort of public political statement you are required to clearly state that you are the person saying it, and if saying it on another's behalf, you must clearly state the name of that person, too. For example: this statement has been written and Authorised by Stephen Jay (AKA B&Massa) of Moonah, Tasmania. I would guess this site was taken down, not because of any censorship issue, mis-assigned copyright or by Melbourne IT bungling, I'd guess it was taken down because of unclear attribution. That's not censorship, that's ensuring political comment is accountable, and one can't honestly fight John Howard's lack of accuntability by being unaccountable themself. No, I'm not a Liberal Party supporter, I'm died-in-the-wool Labor - hate the little-hearted, lying toad, myself (written and authorised by Stephen Jay, AKA B&Massa, Moonah, Tasmania.)

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    6. Re:Problems with this issue by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Nothing whatsoever on that indicates in any way, shape, or form that it was a work of Satire

      It's got "John Howard" and "apology" on the same page.

  52. Oh yes it does. by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 4, Informative

    You're just not getting it (no disrespect). As an Aussie, yo uonly really need to read the firsst couple of lines to know that this is satire. The content of the thing is SO radically removed from John Howard's stance as to be an obvious satire. Australia has quite a history (bit like the British with The Office) of doing satire that *looks* like it could be/should be real. If you're American, imagine that this purported to come straight from GW... I imagine you'd look at it and *know* that it was a joke. Same story here.

    1. Re:Oh yes it does. by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes but in the US all we need to look for is proper spelling and grammar to tell Bush didn't write it.

    2. Re:Oh yes it does. by wfberg · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, it's only a speech imperfectment, and perhaps a touch of dystextia..

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  53. Re:part of the same TWAT coalition by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Please be specific in your attributions. The use of the unqualified term WAR is too vague as it could be construed to be The War Against Poverty, The War Against Pr0n, The War Against Drugs or, new in Oz as noted in this article, The War Against Parody. Inferring from your context and correlating with my minimal cognizance of the current geopolitical status, it is assumed you mean
    The War Against Terror (TWAT).

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  54. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell, recall Mel Gibson (if he's not completely Americanized) and run him. The women's vote would carry the election.

    And that would be better how?

  55. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, at least frequently switch between the lying pricks. Or you could do like we just did in Canada. We had the choice between a party that steals money to give to their friends who run advertising agencies (in power) or a pro-American, pro-troops-in-cities party. So we gave the out-of-power right-wing party a minority government so they have to suck up to the third party, the left-wing NDP. ;)

  56. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not true. The Greens are good.

  57. put the guy in an internment camp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the USA we have built many camps for our own citizens as well as others.

    This "parody" person will soon be spirited away. Anything for our good friend Johnny.

  58. Richard I want to host or mirror by SlashSquatch · · Score: 1

    !

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  59. Should not have been satirical by petrus4 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I have been reading the pdf of the speech. It is open, honest, and vulnerable, and it is to Howard's shame that he had not in fact actually given it, and in public.

    Yes, to a degree it would have constituted falling on his sword, but that after all is the only thing that is really left for Bush and his supporters to do.

    As an Australian myself, I have never had a high level of respect for John Howard; the Australian Liberal Party's customary economic ability notwithstanding, I do not consider Howard to be a great orator, a great statesman, or really a great man in any respect. I have a cousin who has met with him and holds quite a large degree of admiration for him, and this cousin and I have had debates on that subject on a few occasions.

    If he was to honestly give a speech such as this one, it would go a long way towards reversing that opinion. That however, I know will never happen, as probably the single main component of greatness that Howard lacks, above all the others, is courage.

    1. Re:Should not have been satirical by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Any politician who openly admitted his (or her) mistakes and tried to do something about them would have my support at the next election.

      When I do business with a company, I do not expect them to be perfect. I don't expect them to make no mistakes, but I judge them on how they deal with their mistakes. If they admit their mistakes and fix the problems then it will take a lot to make me move to one of their competitors. If they try to hide their problems, or they don't fix them in a timely manner then I go elsewhere.

      I see absolutely no reason why I should not hold politicians to the same standards. Do your best, and if you fuck up then admit it and try to do something about it. As a voter, that's all I ask.

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    2. Re:Should not have been satirical by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      As an Australian myself, I have never had a high level of respect for John Howard; the Australian Liberal Party's customary economic ability notwithstanding, I do not consider Howard to be a great orator, a great statesman, or really a great man in any respect. I have a cousin who has met with him and holds quite a large degree of admiration for him, and this cousin and I have had debates on that subject on a few occasions.

      It is this perception of "averageness" that is generally considered the cornerstone of Howard's political success, particularly as Prime Minister.

      People vote for him because they perceive him to be "just like them" - at least as much as any modern politician can be. The is in contrast to common spokepeople from other political parties, who have a habit of talking down their noses at anyone who doesn't agree with their "obviously superior" intellect and opinions.

      The incompetence (Labour), irrelevance (Democrats) and plain old silliness (Greens) of the alternatives don't help much, either. The Liberals are going to be in power for a while yet - and their downfall is most likely to come because of some economic meltdown suddenly making people more interested in good Government services, because they can no longer afford stuff themselves.

    3. Re:Should not have been satirical by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      >People vote for him because they perceive him to be "just like them"

      To me, Bob Hawke was a lot better at portraying the common man. That is not to say that I considered Hawke a great Prime Minister either, but he played the yobbo far more effectively...probably because before entering politics, by all accounts he genuinely was one.

      Howard to me comes across overwhelmingly as an (aspiring, anyway) elitist and fascist. I don't think any "common man" element that he might have is so much deliberate as it is a simple side effect of his being utterly devoid of charisma.

      The Liberals will probably stay in power the same way they have always managed to. Their primary strength is a historically verified (in my observation) aptitude for managing the Australian economy; they use this to hold the electorate hostage by threatening that if Labour are allowed to return to power, the economy will go through the floorboards around five minutes after Labour winning the election, which it inevitably does. The demise of Communism has not helped the fortunes of any left-wing political party in the world either, and Labour are no exception in that regard.

      I used to be very much an advocate of the Liberal party in this country, but that was a long time ago. I now find myself wishing that Labour would shed their traditional image of a ragtag group of unionists and Marxist bogans, and actually come up with a coherent economic and social policy...something which actually makes sense.

      Labour need to do something that they've never done before...Namely, get serious. Australian politics has never been in this kind of deadly earnest before, at least not within my lifetime. (I was born in 1977, after the Gough Whitlam incident)

      Even then however...Gough was our Nixon. Like with Nixon in the US, Gough was nowhere near as serious a problem from all accounts as Howard and Bush are now. These two men are a very serious threat to the freedom of both of our countries...as is Blair in England...and we need somehow to find alternatives, and quickly.

  60. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    if you are an Aussie and this bothers you, vote John Howard and his friends out of office

    Tried that, didn't work. Do I have the right to complain about the oppression of my god-given rights now? Pretty please?

  61. Thanks AU, if not for you I'd never have noticed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd just like to thank the Australian government. I'd never even heard of the site that was shut down. Apparently I was not alone, as the site page said they'd only had about 10 thousand hits. Now thanks to the AU, and the fact that nothing ever truely goes away on the Internet, (gotta love that Google Cache), I've learned all kinds of new things!

    So Here's to the Australian Government!

    Hugs & Kisses XXOO

  62. Ugh - what a sleazy business by utki · · Score: 1

    This looks and smells like political censorship, not 'phishing' or a case of 'copyright infringement'. Disguising it that way ain't gonna work.

    The incident makes it look as if in Australia it only takes a phone call from an anonymous Canberra bureaucrat to have a politically critical web-site shut down.

    Ugh. Great promotion of Australia, guys.

    The way Melbourne IT and Yahoo seem to have acted in this is really poor. All it took was one phone call, it seems, from some anonymous Canberra bureaucrat, making vague claims against a web site, and then Melb IT etc rushed to take the site down.

    Did they attempt to verify the caller?
    Did they ask for the take-down notice in writing?
    Did they verify the request with their lawyers?
    Did they contact the publisher to indicate that an objection had been raised about the site content, give the web-site owner a copy of the objection, and outline on what basis they proposed to take down the site?
    Is the procedure for dealing with this sort of objection clear in their customer TOS?

    etc.

    As a tax-payer whose $$ have funded the supposedly Commonwealth copyrighted material that Mr Neville was supposed to be infringing on, I would also at a minimum like to have the original request for the take-down notice made publicly available, so that voters can see who issued it, and under what legal authority. We need transparency here.

    I wonder now how many *other* instances of political censorhip happen in Australia, thanks to anonymous bureaucrats closing down web sites and other political commentary platforms, but which never make the news. Who knows.

    Maybe Condy should raise the issue of democracy and press freedom in Australia with Mr Howard while she is in the country. Seems apt.

  63. John Howard and an Orang Utang by theolein · · Score: 0

    Q. What's the difference between John Howard and an Orang Utang?

    A. Orang Utangs come from Idonesia.

    1. Re:John Howard and an Orang Utang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, don't leave off the second part:

      And are smarter!

  64. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by Mateito · · Score: 1
    vote John Howard and his friends out of office.

    The problem is that every time the Government screws up, the opposition shoots themselves in the foot, and sends people back to the government. Devil you know and all that.

    There is very little talent on either side of politics. Hell, why would you go and get a $120k a stressful job that you might keep if the public like you when you could go and get a $250k a year stressful job which you will probably keep unless you screw up. Talented leaders who believe in themselves aren't about to waste time in politics. Politicians have to be the only people in a position of power who get their jobs without 5 interviews and an impressive resume.

    That Julia Gillard is seriously being portrayed as a possible future PM shows that we are really right down to the dregs in the pool.

  65. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by blackdropbear · · Score: 1

    We have an alternative in Australia, since the Liberals shifted to the right and Labor followed them the Greens have taken over the old Labor parties leftist policies. If we manage to vote a hung parliment with a couple of Democrats (you know that party that used to hold the centre) we may actually get a government that has to work with each other to generate coherent policy for erveryone instead of just their mates that pay for the political advertising. Politicians make used car salesman look like saints when it comes to lying.

  66. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Unless there's a war or something going on minority governments seem to be the way to go. Everybody has to keep everybody happy or they'll get bounced. Unfortunately here in Canada that means an expensive election. Some European countries have coalition governments though, which seems to avoid that problem.

  67. They should... by xquark · · Score: 1

    Get Alf from home and away onto this matter, I'm sure he'll
    be flame'in angry and the bloody mongrels that did this!

    he he he he :)

    --
    Arash Partow's Philosophy: Be a person who knows what they don't know, and not a person who doesn't know.
    1. Re:They should... by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      It'll be those bloody galahs from down the road.

      Stone the flamin' crows. It's enough to drive a man to drink.

      Strewth.

  68. Not a parody by Bloater · · Score: 1

    I just read through this "speech transcript", and there is no way this is a parody. I can understand the author being angry at the host, since it is the auther that should have been contacted, and (rightfully) sued. That article is nothing but a lie and an attempt to unjustifiably discredit a man. If you disagree with his policies, you should point them out - perhaps via satire, but you shouldn't misrepresent him - that is illegal.

    But this still should not have been actioned by the host.

    1. Re:Not a parody by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Given that the parody provides factual data, where's the lie?

      And what law would the author be sued under? The Australian government will absolutely not take this to court, as their case would rest on proviing that they would not, in fact, apologise in light of the facts presented. It'd be political self-character-assassination.

      The site is clearly a parody in every sense. If you disagree with that, agitate for the government to exercise its legal options. See how far it goes.

    2. Re:Not a parody by neonmagic · · Score: 0

      What the fuck have you been smoking dipshit, and can I have some?

      Geesus, the brainwashing has begun!!!

      Dave

      --
      Slashdot can go and get fucked.
    3. Re:Not a parody by Bloater · · Score: 1
      > Given that the parody provides factual data, where's the lie?

      It provides factual data about various world events, but it also claims to represent the Aussie PM's opinion of them, and that he believes they happened as described in a very, very non-ironic way. But as usual, a slashdotter thinks one factual accuracy in an article can imply total omnicognisance of the Aussie PM's thought process. I do not dispute that various facts given as the Aussie PM's opinion are true, I dispute that the author should have pretended that they are the Aussie PM's opinion.

      During my recent trip to India, also horribly touched with extremist violence, I was reminded by their soft spoken Prime Minister, Dr Manmohan Singh, that the British had seriously erred by clinging too long to their former colony.

      Indicates that the PM has "remembered" that the British had seriously erred, and thus accepts it. Also indicates that the PM thinks the Indian Prime Minister is soft spoken - this may not be true (ie the aussie PM may not think that the Indian PM is soft spoken).

      Despite widespread opposition to their presence, British politicians continued to insist that their departure would lead to chaos. Dr Singh said, 'But it would be our chaos, dont you see?' At that moment I understood what he was saying.

      Says that the Aussie PM now believes that the Indian PM is correct - but claims to be a statement of fact from the Aussie PM himself, and not the statement of opinion of the author that it really is.

      There is tremendous pressure from the US for our troops to remain in Iraq, and of course mutual loyalty is a vital component of the alliance.

      Again, by claiming to be from the Aussie PM, this gives as a statement of fact that the Aussie PM believes he is under pressure to do what he's doing, while it is really only a statement of the authors opinion.

      But the longer the Coalition of the Willing remains, the more we are detested, and the more blood is shed.

      This claims that the PM believes he and some third party or second party he associates himself with (maybe his government, maybe Australians in general) are detested. If he *doesn't* think he is detested, that is misrepresentative of his opinion.

      The country is already tearing itself apart, so I am asking you, could our departure really make it any worse?

      Implies at best that the PM admits that he hasn't formed an opinion, or that he admits that troops should be pulled out.

      Perhaps it is time for Iraqis to regain control of their future, and for the coalition of the willing to be willing to leave the stage.

      Pretends to be the PM when it has awful writing style, also indicates that the PM admits to more that he might not.

      When I say this, I speak as a troubled private citizen, and not as the Prime Minister of
      Australia.

      Perhaps this is supposed to be the part where the author is stating that this is not claimed to represent the Australian PMs opinions or beliefs.

      Flying home from India, I started to ask myself what a leader like Mahatma Gandhi would do

      Did he ask himself that, or is this another misrepresentation?

      but I feared I would not be able to live up to the answer, unless I have some wise advice form my longtime friends. Please look into your hearts and let me know what you find.

      Claims as a statement of fact from the Aussie PM himself that he doesn't know what to do.

      This entire article is written, not as a parody, but as the Aussie PMs own statement of opinion. If the Aussie PM *doesn't* hold all those opinions, and I have taken only a very small portion of the document above, then it is misrepresentative and libelous.

      No way

    4. Re:Not a parody by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      It's not libel, it's parody.

      (from dictionary.com)

      parody P Pronunciation Key (pr-d)
      n. pl. parodies
      1a. A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule. See Synonyms at caricature.
      1b. The genre of literature comprising such works.
      2. Something so bad as to be equivalent to intentional mockery; a travesty: The trial was a parody of justice.
      3. Music. The practice of reworking an already established composition, especially the incorporation into the Mass of material borrowed from other works, such as motets or madrigals.

      It imitates the characteristic style of John Howard in order to subject him to ridicule (because he's not at all sorry for all the things he's done).

      It is parody, according to the very definition of parody. We don't need cartoons with figures in sashes that are labelled "Economy" these days.

    5. Re:Not a parody by Bloater · · Score: 1

      If it is made to appear to be *from* the subject of the ridicule rather than just to be in his style, then it is libellous. In this case, I could see nothing in the PDF to show that it wasn't actually from him - it really looks like somebody has used a "print to PDF" facility of their web browser. If somebody found this through google, they would have no way of knowing that it wasn't from the Australian PM himself.

      As an example, a parody of, say, Tony Blair would be performed by a receding actor with a huge grin stood in front of number 10 Downing Street, pausing like he was reciting Shakespear and injecting "you know" all over the place, but they could *not* make it actually appear to be Tony Blair himself.

      In this case, the intention was clearly for parody, so perhaps the author would not have been liable for damages, but a court probably would have ordered that he remove the offending PDF and issue an apology on the website. But the libelled party should have had his solicitor contact the publisher of the material (the author), and not the host.

    6. Re:Not a parody by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Sadly this article wasn't picked up by the mainstream media, like a number of Onion articles have over time. I always love to see something ridiculous from The Onion appearing in some newspaper or 'current affairs' show.

      But to your point - no Australian would believe this was from the PM. We know this because he would not apologise. To us (and I've canvassed a few opinions in the last day) it's immediately and clearly a parody. We don't need an actor to come out and pretend he's the PM while saying it, and we don't need "Parody!" stickers on the page. It's as clear as the nose on our faces.

      Only to non-Australians (or at least, those who don't follow the exciting and riveting pastime of Australian Federal politics) could there be confusion. But then, a parody is targeted at a specific audience, and it hit that mark.

      To use your example of an actor portraying Tony Blair. That could easily be confused with the real Tony Blair by someone outside England who doesn't know what the British PM looks and sounds like. There would be enough visual cues, and a banner with "Tony Blair" on it for someone unfamiliar with British politicians to assume it's the real Tony Blair. Your example is targeted at a specific audience (people who know what Tony Blair looks and sounds like) and it'd go down a treat with that audience.

      The page is clearly parody, but for Australian readers. Anyone else probably wouldn't get the joke anyway.

  69. DNS was censored, not the WWW by femto · · Score: 2, Informative

    The site was hosted on Yahoo and the domain name registeres with Melbourne IT. The site is still on Yahoo's servers and can be downloaded using an IP address and an absolute URL (so their virtual server knows which website you want. By way of explanation, here is something I previously submitted as a story:

    At the request of the Australian government, domain name registrar Melbourne IT has removed DNS entries for a political opponent of a ruling political party and its policies in Iraq.

    Richard Neville created a parody of one of the Australian Prime Minister's speeches and posted it on a the website www.johnhowardpm.org. After a day the website mysteriously disappeared from the Internet. Melbourne IT, domain registrar for johnhowardpm.org, and Yahoo, the website host, both denied knowledge.

    Tim Longhurst has been investigating. After two days two anonymous Melbourne IT technicians have come forward and told him that "johnhowardpm.org" was removed from DNS at the request of representatives from the Australian government, without the knowledge of the domain owner. Normal proceedure is for the domain owner to at least be notified.

    Australian Internet users can no longer read www.johnhowardpm.org. Yahoo's DNS server (yns1.yahoo.com) still resolves johnhowardpm.org and the pages still exist on Yahoo's server (premium7.geo.vip.re4.yahoo.com = 216.39.58.74). They may be retrieved by sending a http GET request using telnet, or by setting one's HTTP proxy to 216.39.58.74 and typing "http://www.johnhowardpm.org/" into a browser address bar.

    Given that the parody was not obscene, and its facts were well backed with references the only justification seems to be political censorship by Melbourne IT and the Australian government. The Internet equivalent of a political assassination to shut someone up.

    If "The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it.", what is the future for Melbourne IT as a registrar? The High Court of Australia has also ruled that the Australian Constitution contains a right to freedom of political speech.

    1. Re:DNS was censored, not the WWW by aXis100 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thanks for the tip, I'm browsing the site right now.
      The other alternative (as I have used) is to add the line:

      216.39.58.74 www.johnhowardpm.org

      to your hosts file. You can then click away happily at Johny's site

  70. I hope this clears things up by SamSim · · Score: 1

    We're definitely talking about Australia here.

  71. Melbourne IT isn't the smartest of the bunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't judge the rest of us Australians by the lack intelligence displayed by Melbourne IT. They are retards, and had an undeserved monopoly over .com.au names for far too long charging $180/2yrs. I think they still charge something like that even tho there are cheaper places around.

    In short, they're everything I hate about IT.

  72. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    That's right, write in your own name and void your vote entirely.

    --
    Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  73. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by rho · · Score: 1
    Here's an idea, though: Vote independent, or write in your own name. If enough people protest the system like this, eventually a cantidate will come along to take advantage of this.

    Christ. Somebody actually thought this comment was worth posting. Let me try:

    "Here's a thought. If enough people wear a duck on their heads, we'll soon see commercially manufactured duck hats at Sears."

    --
    Potato chips are a by-yourself food.
  74. You can't use the presidential seal on anything... by agentofchange · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know what USA you live in but you can't just go around using the presidential seal on anything you like. The website in question had the australian government coat of arms (same deal). The reason this is off line is not because of the content but because it looks like an official government website and is using official logos.

  75. Work weekends? Don't seem to work weekdays either! by toby · · Score: 1

    Melbourne IT's 'support' is a fracking joke.

    1. unanswered emails
    2. incredibly tardy support (even the automated acknowledgment message from their web form takes days to arrive)
    3. their web site is buggy; some features are broken and error messages are utterly unhelpful and confusing
    4. they don't fix reported issues
    5. go back to step 1

    --
    you had me at #!
  76. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A choice of crooks, who loot public taxpayer-filled coffers by directing millions to dodgey companies who have a history of bribes and collusion with self-same crooked party, OR a choice of a party notoriously dishonest and contemptious of community and social programs that seem to be a willing, even an enthusiastic participant in war crimes and terrorism.

    A term for this situation thats entirely apropos here - the giant douche VS the turd sandwich.

    And the reason this site was shut down? An expose on the crimes comitted by our federal government - funneling bribes to Sadaam Hussein, insider trading on AWB shares, tacit approval of war crimes committed during the invasion of Iraq, including bombing hospitals, use of illegal WMDs, torture, execution of fleeing civilians and children, and other crimes against humanity.

    "The new anti terror laws will not target free speech."

    http://www.richardneville.com/

  77. Dodge This! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  78. This isnt a damage to freedom of speech by carl0ski · · Score: 1

    I dislike politicians as much as the next guy

    in particular Vague , Astrology statements John Howard blurts out

    but This isnt a damage to freedom of speech

    it was blatent Fraud & Copyright infringement.

    he who posted it deserves more than a shut down site.

    using the Australian Goverment site logon emblems mirror scheme to make it look authentic also qualifies as Phishing.

    1. Re:This isnt a damage to freedom of speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when you hear "aussie aussie aussie" do you say "oi oi oi"?

  79. Mod parent up by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

    Political communication is indeed protected in Australia as an adjunct to the democratic system created by the Constitution.

    The text of the parody speech would fall squarely into that protection.

    However, it's even more complex - whilst political speech is protected directly, it is not protected against limitations imposed for other reasons. So for example, in a leading case burning an effigy in an area where fires were banned was not protected speech because the purpose of the fire ban was not to suppress political communication but to control fires (see Levy v Victoria).

    So in this case the copyright law might validly extinguish any right to political communication.

    Still bullshit from Melbourne IT, of course.

    --
    Read Pynchon.
  80. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

    You're kidding right?

    I've voted against the Liberals (ironically named conservative party) year in and year out, and it doesn't make any bloody difference.

    What I see is a nation of people who couldn't care less about Iraq, wheat scandals, foreign policies and all that. They just want to be able to keep paying credit for all the things they want, and watch the footy on weekends.

    Buy a big house. No - bigger! Fill it with furniture. Now get a plasma TV. No - bigger than that! Now get your home theatre up. And maybe put in a pool. Better get a car - no, two cars! Make them four-wheel drives. Sure, they're death-traps on the road, but put in bull-bars and you'll only kill *other* people.

    Now - hope like buggery that interest rates don't move, because you've mortgaged yourself up to the hilt and even a percentage shift will send you to the wall.


    That's Australia.

    We've got suburbs full of people just like that. They vote in Howard because he promises economic stability and he'll keep those dirty reffos out.

    This is a complete non-issue. So what if some website taking the piss gets shutdown? Who cares! The Commonwealth games are on, and we're winning gold medals! The rest of the world can go screw itself - we're all right, Jack! ... it gets a bit depressing sometimes, especially when the opposition has been in a decade-long death spiral.

  81. www.fuckjohnhoward.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course John wants the website down, he has never apologised for anything he has done as PM, why start now?

  82. Re:Tired of John Howard and the like? VOTE THEM OU by dangitman · · Score: 1

    Actually, there is the Greens, who are very honest and competent. It's a lot better than the US, where there is no relevant third party.

    --
    ... and then they built the supercollider.
  83. Re:Any body not a bloody flaming gallah can tell i by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    That line really made me laugh.

    Why ? Howard is one of the most well-informed and publically aware politicians in the country. Unlike, say, Beazly, who (by his own admission) often goes days without even reading a newspaper.

  84. The *real* John Howard PM website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Initially I thought that they had shut down the John Howard Prime Minister blog (which is actually funny), but instead it looks like they removed some other website with no sense of humour.

    Satire works so much better when it is *funny*.



  85. John Howard's blog by Ronin441 · · Score: 1

    Incidentally, John Howard's blog is still up. (Satire? This? Never!)

  86. Voting for a spammer by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Stupid are the people who elect them
    Scared are the people who elect them (or "aware and not alarmed" as the advertising went). The War Against Terror, fear of immigrants taking jobs and generally capitalising on the deaths of a lot of people in New York were the focii of the campaign. The reality is an Australian Government owned corporation evading sanctions and giving bribes to Sadaam and importing immigrants specificly to take jobs. The government owned corporation was later spun off into a private monopoly (with many shares owned by government ministers), and was giving Saddam money up until days before the troops moved in - including Australian troops, while theoretically under goverment supervision to make sure such a thing would not happen. However, when the head of the department that is supposed to be paying attention has large numbers of shares in the company and is also a major example of why hereditary posts in government are a bad idea, then politics overides UN sanctions and our policy of co-operation with our military allies.

    John Howard is of course the same guy that started recorded telephone spam in Australia. Until the last election everyone was under the impression it was illegal - then the Prime Minister did it, and so we have a lot of it now from other sources.

    His politics is just old style Tory politics - the sort of stuff that America saw before the revolution.

    Back on topic, Australia has some broad web censorship laws mostly imposed to keep an independant senator happy, but rarely used. Rememeber when you consider these laws the Australian goverment has ownership of the ".cx" domain (Christmas Island - mostly an expensive penal colony for illegal immigrants) - so the laws are only rolled out on special occasions and not applied to the famous images there.

    Next time you see something scary on a ".cx" domain, think of John Howard.

  87. You're an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "anti-abortion agenda of the Christian Right"

    Plenty of people from the atheist left support anti-abortion

  88. Mandatory voting sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Australia, once you have turned 18 you must enrol to vote.

    After enrolling, if you fail to vote at any federal, state or council election you will be fined ($50-$100 IIRC)

    The ignorant masses are FORCED to vote for politicians they know absolutely nothing about.

    The best bet is not to enrol at all.

  89. Howard: Same-sex will cause extinction of humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Howard is really an embarassing representative for the Australian people. He said legal recognition for same-sex relationships will cause humanity to become extinct. Apparently, he believes that, if same-sex marriage is legal, almost all heterosexuals will suddenly convert into homosexuals (which is impossible, of course) and enter into a same-sex marriage. Also, he is under the false impression that homosexuals are sterile.

    This is a leader of a Western nation? It's sad.

  90. 77% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing else really says it better than this australian hip hop band, and I can tell you from living here, everything he says is dead on

    77% - Herd
    (Radio talkback...)

    (Cheers) Well I'm left sitting here staring into a beer
    shaking my head at the same ol' loathing and fear
    Stranger in my own land, can't understand
    How the very word Australian has been damned
    I fucking hate myself, take 'Aussie' from my name
    Erase this endless shame, forever casting blame
    If you don't act the same will I destroy you?
    Everyone looks the same beaten, black and blue
    So I've had enough of these redneck pricks
    When fact is the only real shit that sticks
    Watch as I tear the very skin from my face
    So none'll see my race, my deep disgrace
    Your not even from here in the first place
    And those that are you wanna further debase
    Nup, no more, never again whether by fist or pen
    I will defend, cos I'm at a loose end
    The shattered remnants of Aussie dignity
    I'm a skip, whitey, round-eye suprise me
    By using your shrivelled brain to please explain
    How the clever country just went down the drain
    We rode the sheep's back now the sheep ride you
    If this is how its gonna be don't call me 'true blue'
    I denounce my ancestors, wounds still fester
    If you say 'it aint so' I suggest ya' wake up

    (Chorus)

    It's time for you to
    Wake up - this country needs a fucking shake up
    Wake up - these cunts need a shake up (x4)

    Talkback squawking hacks won't relax
    Until Jones'y, Zemanek and Laws are all axed
    77 percent of aussies are racist
    And if you're here, I'll say it your faces
    Rich redneck pricks still hold all the aces
    So I'll buy ya a beer, with an arsenic chaser
    Better off dead? is that what I've said?
    Tempting to take for all the blood you've shed
    No doubt your as bad as your dads and ya mums
    Mainsteam media making me so fucking glum
    Just anglo reality, intellectual cavities
    Channel 9 fostering prejudiced mentalities
    I won't be a casualty, just mention casually
    That I can't stand for you shit-eating bullies
    Preying on peeps without a mainstream voice
    Most of you stay silent but I've got no choice

    (Chorus)

    Well I've yelled my lungs out but to no avail
    Well I've yelled my lungs out but to no avail
    Well I've yelled my lungs out but to no fukin' avail
    That you're a stranger yourself now thats the sting in the tail
    Captain Cook was the very first queue jumper
    It was immigrant labour that made Australia plumper
    Enough is enough, whiteys go pack your stuff
    Don't wanna live in England? That's fucking tough
    I'm sick and tired of this redneck wonderland
    Most've you stay silent and I can't understand
    I just can't understand (understand)

    (Chorus)