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Parent is neither the Goatse.cx guy nor the Tubgirl...

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Eh. The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So.. if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!

That's the point, knucklehead. It's called trolling. Not all trolls are goatse and tubgirl.

Now shh, before I get modded down even more.

> why don't I get interesting spam like that?

> How mant time did you go got goatse.cx? Now I have to google for tubgirl and it's YOUR FAULT, I hope you burn in hell for my degradation!

Old Chinese saying: Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it...

put da homo page for da 11 yr old to goatse.cx, da 12 yr old ta good ole tubgirlD0Tcom an da 15 yr old ta trusty consumti0n Juncti0n "WHAT'S YOUR DYSFUNCTION?". aLL d0ZE sITES aRE aT d0ZE mATURITY lEVELS (and so am I being a tROUTSPEAKING tR0LL. Thanks and have a nice day. Then send them all out for a nice k0REAN mASSAGE. tHANK YOU! hAVE a gUD n1TE!!! n0W aLL bOW dOWN aND sAY tHANKS fOR tHIS hISTORICALLY iNEVITABLE pOST tO tEH sATURDAY n1TE tR0LL. Peace OUt motherfukers!

This stinks.

And not just because it comes from Japan.

I love you too, sweetie!!!!!

XOXOXOOXX

-Jennifer

Yep, not only she looks better, but she also sucks better my filthy big cock after taking it in her ass.

Besides, after January 29th, 2004, they won't be able to collect even the statutory maximum of $150,000.00 for the 2.4 series of kernels, even if there was intentional copying, so maybe the lawyers need to be psychoanalysed - after all, their cut of 20% of (best case) $150,000.00 == $30,000.00

Of course, if they can get people to do an equity transfusion, then they're home free. It's not about adding shareholder value - it's about playing the system. But you already knew that :-) Don't you just hate those cock-suckers?

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So what? It could have been far worse, you know!

Uhm no, they were showing the world that they are indeed flute toting band dorks with WAY too much time on their hands. The university should fire any professors involved and expel any grad and undergrad students involved. Wasting university resources, time, and money on such a useless and worthless nerd research project. Unbelievable. These are probably the same type of ubergeeks that learn Klingon. I mean, seriously WTF?!?


You are just a dumb nigger! And, very likely a ghey one at that. Sorry! No fried chicken for you here! Now, shine my shoes boy!

first fuckin post.


...J00 ph4il,..i say i say...j00 ph4ail it son...now go take a hot show4h!

Here's an extensive review done by a major technological visionary on why it would be inappropriate.

Diarrhea Girl

Oh pardon me. Maybe you'd prefer this.

Order it at Tubgirl discount books. I haven't looked yet but they usually have it ~20% cheaper than amazon.

Hey, can you spot the fish in this picture?

Here is an additional screenshot of MaxOS X 10.3.

You know what. I don't have time for this. I've already addressed this question several times in my blog. Feel free to post a rebuttal there.

Feco Japanese I Really Think So

There's another writeup of this story over at tubgirl tech archive

There's another writeup of this over at tubgirl tech archive

There's another writeup of this story over at tubgirl tech archive

More artwork can be found here.

Please sign this petition to keep your Pledge of Allegiance as is here.

May I suggest a sip of skattles instead?

You would think that the linux community can come up with awesome looking chicks like the BSD "devils" (yum): devil 1, devil 2, devil 3.

Eat it, you Apple loving fag boys!

j00 are teh ghey

Looks like ive got first post

There's another writeup of this over at tubgirl tech archive

The other day I was downloading some "free" (free as in kaaza) disney material and I got this.

Imagine my shock.

Me? I only view quality Japanese, heterosexual porn thank you very much. How come they're allowing you to use a computer anyway? I thought they were banned on the nonce wing, in case one of you sick fucks logs onto MSN and starts trying to get a 5 year old child to wave his penis on a webcam. Oh yeah, I hope you're proud of yourself, forcing MSN to shut their pedophile infested chatrooms. Cunt!

Sure the old amiga is a bit lacking in the speed department, but this person has been using the amiga board for a while and she is quite happy.

Forward all wildcard lookups to www.tubgirl.com instead of that sitefinder shit.

I know it's nothing as impressive but we have a small cluster of 40 dual G5 at ISU (Illinois State University). We made a webpage that details how we set it up.

No, but the people who fall for this sort of stunt are the same ones who forward you all those bogus "virus warnings" they got in their email, along with the "Microsoft will pay you $2800.00 to forward this message to everyone you know", and "antiperspirants cause breast cancer" junk, etc. Doesn't make it right, but it sure makes a good case for the need for people to read something before they blindly click here, which is wrong on SO many levels, or this guy for example :-)

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Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

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Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

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CowboyNeal: behind the blubber
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