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No, actually you've cited text from the Wikipædia, a wicked parody of the source for all true knowledge, the Uncyclopedia. The Wikipædia was created by two Uncyclopedia vandals, Jimbo and un-Larry and should be disregarded . The Uncyclopedia was created by Oscar Wilde and inspired by Sophia. Hope that clears things up.

Was Derek Smart involved in this X2 game? Did he make the enemy Coca Cola vending machines or something? Why should I even bother to play a game that does not even have an original sounding name, and sounds like an obvious X-Men ripoff, or at least an X-Com ripoff.

I thought that Gentoo was purchased by Microsoft during the whole Daniel Robbins debacle.

I thought that Gentoo was purchased by Microsoft during the whole Daniel Robbins debacle.

The same source's information on a rival encyclopedia is priceless.

For the uninformed, here is some valuable information about ontology.

According to Uncyclopedia Arnold is a huge cybernetic overlord sent from Alpha Centuri. He is also infected with the Conservative.Repub.32.exe virus.

I watched the whole thing, with English subtitles. The acting sucked, but that's to be expected. The dialogue either really really sucked or was really badly translated, but I'm guessing both - there is no way anything good was in Swedish that translated to English so terribly. And the plot was downright stupid - not funny. See Uncyclopedia's page on how to be funny and not just stupid.

Why use a 100gb device to haul your files around? You can mod an iPod Nano [uncyclopedia.org] to 200GB.

Holy crap! that was good.

You had me all set for some elegant looking finished product. This is more like Frankenstein's monster!

Why use a 100gb device to haul your files around? You can mod an iPod Nano to 200GB.

Ha! We all know that ninjas are better and smarter than pirates. The average ninja has an IQ 50 points higher than the average pirate, plus they can flip out and kill people! They cut off people's heads all the time without even thinking about it. Therefore, ninjas are way better than pirates. QED.

Yeah, ninjae are totally sweet: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ninjas

I know we're beating this topic to death... but that $250 billion would have gone a long way towards Space Elevator research and construction!

Here is a list of PSP 2.0 Firmware features so really who wants to downgrade to 1.5 of the Firmware anyway? Sure there are a few warnings, so what? The PSP 2.0 Firmware upgrade works good enough for most people's needs. After all, you bought a PSP not a Nintendo DS, because of the Sony Quality and the Sony good name and image, right?

That was the wrong article to show. It doesn't show the seedy underbelly of it all.

Here's the real skinny.

How about: Uncyclopedia?

I think that's cool too. Wikipedia is not nearly as cool to use than http://uncyclopedia.org/ for that purpose. LOL!

they probably should go to
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

A nonluminous celestial body larger than an asstroid or cumbucket, illuminated by light from a star, such as Michael Jackson, around which it revolts.

Uncyclopedia: Planet

As does Uncyclopedia

It reminded me of the intro to Four wedding and a funeral, personally.

Bah... frickin' laser beams are old school. Eye-rays are the new hotness.

Yes indeed. The X Window System showed us just what excellence in graphic design you can get when you leave it to furry-toothed programmers whose computer permanently displays a screen filled with green-on-black terminal sessions, plus a minimised Opera for their pr0n.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Slashdot

Oh... God!

"Netcraft confirms it...it is whack." -- Oscar Wilde on Slashdot

So much I didn't know!

I was actually going to post this a few months ago! But then I figured it was probably already /.ed... :-( I absolutely love This Guy, though.

Oh come on. Where else are you going to learn about kitten huffing?

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/FlyingSpaghettiMonst er"

Finally a place to learn about Nemory (what never happened that is not remembered) without getting censored by ignorant anti-intellectuals.

about misinformation on uncyclopedia

(From http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Category:Games)
Rule of Thumb: Games are fun until someone loses an eye. After that, it is considered a sport.

I had always been thinking that was the truth.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Slashdot

The Sovereign State of Slashdot (http://slashdot.org/ is an independent nation roughly located between the Republic of Sourceforge and Jesus Ocean. Formerly a member of the UN, Slashdot left and joined the UN's arch-enemy, NATO, following its invasion by Oprah in the Gulf War.

on uncyclopedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia

and uncyclopedia article on wikipedia:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

Uncyclopedia intends to spread misinformation, confusion, and lies, in an ironic and humorous manner. ...okay, you're right, the RNC is the same.

All I know is that the Uncyclopedia article on Slashdot favorite, Wil Wheaton is approximately the funniest thing I have ever read. It has me bent over in paroxysms of hilarity just thinking about it.

Wil Wheaton

Martin

So much the better as the actual link to the FSM article is here:

Yes. See the complete reference to the Swedish language.

There are already plenty of great uses for cats.

I suspect I'm not the only person here who falls into both categories - although I do tend to let my writing standard slip a bit on Slashdot. You can get some idea of the literary standard of Slashdot from the spelling and grammar Nazis:

• They exist - on other boards they would be more than 50% of the total message volume. At least Slashdot is close enough to correct English usage that that it's worth correcting.
• They are not that common - when people do say it's instead of its then they are usually flamed about it (I seem to get around 2-3 Nazis per typo - I'll probably get a few for this post). In spite of this, they are still a relatively small proportion of the total number of posts.

[1] The games section is good for re-aclimatising myself to the general level of the population.

I highly doubt wikipedia would accept that....

...but you'd probably be able to get it onto the Uncyclopedia

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Another fine text about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, from an even finer site.

Well, in all honesty, it doesn't really matter one way or the other. No need to get angry with them, its not really their fault, they have little choice. Pity them. What I have observed is that people who were born into religous families can never get over the nagging feeling of "what if I'm wrong?"

Thank GOD (snicker) my parents were atheists. Our brains are wired with basic beliefs, almost instincts, as early children, and shaking the basic wiring of religion is very hard to do. They are absolutely insane, but fully functional as worker bees. (err, name calling again!)

I for one, welcome our martian water born overlords. Peace be with the red sands! All hail the magenta river beds of our lord!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Atheism

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mars

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Water

Well, in all honesty, it doesn't really matter one way or the other. No need to get angry with them, its not really their fault, they have little choice. Pity them. What I have observed is that people who were born into religous families can never get over the nagging feeling of "what if I'm wrong?"

Thank GOD (snicker) my parents were atheists. Our brains are wired with basic beliefs, almost instincts, as early children, and shaking the basic wiring of religion is very hard to do. They are absolutely insane, but fully functional as worker bees. (err, name calling again!)

I for one, welcome our martian water born overlords. Peace be with the red sands! All hail the magenta river beds of our lord!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Atheism

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mars

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Water

Well, in all honesty, it doesn't really matter one way or the other. No need to get angry with them, its not really their fault, they have little choice. Pity them. What I have observed is that people who were born into religous families can never get over the nagging feeling of "what if I'm wrong?"

Thank GOD (snicker) my parents were atheists. Our brains are wired with basic beliefs, almost instincts, as early children, and shaking the basic wiring of religion is very hard to do. They are absolutely insane, but fully functional as worker bees. (err, name calling again!)

I for one, welcome our martian water born overlords. Peace be with the red sands! All hail the magenta river beds of our lord!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Atheism

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mars

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Water

Well, in all honesty, it doesn't really matter one way or the other. No need to get angry with them, its not really their fault, they have little choice. Pity them. What I have observed is that people who were born into religous families can never get over the nagging feeling of "what if I'm wrong?"

Thank GOD (snicker) my parents were atheists. Our brains are wired with basic beliefs, almost instincts, as early children, and shaking the basic wiring of religion is very hard to do. They are absolutely insane, but fully functional as worker bees. (err, name calling again!)

I for one, welcome our martian water born overlords. Peace be with the red sands! All hail the magenta river beds of our lord!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Atheism

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mars

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Water

...and all this time I thought Al Gore invented the Internet.

The articles are far more accurate than anything on wikipedia, give it a try today! http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

This is ammusing:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia

The articles are far more accurate than anything on wikipedia, give it a try today! http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

This is ammusing:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia

Though not run by Wikimedia, what you are suggesting does exist: Uncyclopedia

Check out this entry. Seems pretty stable.

It's been done, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and no, it doesn't keep trolls away from Wikipedia in the slightest, but is surprisingly comprehensive and always good for a chuckle.

While it sounds like a lot of fun for the researchers involved, and anything that stems the spiral of the US into a culture of anti-intellectualism is a good thing in my book.

Why do you hate His Noodliness?

Look, you can believe whatever you want, as long as you don't try to use unproveable beliefs to tell others what to do. Like what to learn in school.

Evolution is a theory. This means that it is probably true, but there can be a mistake. A theory is defined as:
A hypothesis that has withstood extensive testing by a variety of methods, and in which a higher degree of certainty may be placed. A theory is NEVER a fact, but instead is an attempt to explain one or more facts.

Isaac Newton created laws of motion that were accepted as law (even stronger than a theory) for centuries, but he was eventually proven wrong by Albert Einstein. I believe that evolution is how life came to be as it is, but that doesn't make it true. There are problems with evolution, such as the likelyhood that something as complex as a human brain evolved in only 4 billion years. There are also serious problems with Intelligent design, like why anyone who had a choice would design an asshole like me.

Mostly, though, I'll go with Uncyclopedia's views on the topic:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_Design
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Creationism
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Evolution