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"Remember, its game play has been patented too by the author, as he mentions @2:25 in the interview."

He says in the video that he's applied for a patent -doesn't mean he'll get it ...

Also, he says that one of the reasons he developed Trism is "I wanted a game I could play with one hand."

I think fapping and spank the monkey choke the chicken already have that covered.

"Remember, its game play has been patented too by the author, as he mentions @2:25 in the interview."

He says in the video that he's applied for a patent -doesn't mean he'll get it ...

Also, he says that one of the reasons he developed Trism is "I wanted a game I could play with one hand."

I think fapping and spank the monkey choke the chicken already have that covered.

"Remember, its game play has been patented too by the author, as he mentions @2:25 in the interview."

He says in the video that he's applied for a patent -doesn't mean he'll get it ...

Also, he says that one of the reasons he developed Trism is "I wanted a game I could play with one hand."

I think fapping and spank the monkey choke the chicken already have that covered.

Shouldn't there be a term for doing this whenever a discussion about the moon comes up, similar to Godwinning? Either way, well played sir!

Not exactly applicable for Slashdot and lunar threads, but there's a move to use Bostowned for whenever the cops freak out over something mundane and then trump up bogus charges against the victim in order to save face.

Doesn't have to happen in Boston; it can happen anywhere. (Like these hashers who used flour to mark a temporary trail through the woods for an afternoon's run, whereupon the paranoid fucktards who run the city of New Haven bost0wn3d themselves, and tried to cover up their stupidity by arresting the runners on bioterror charges and threatening to sue them in civil court.)

Except that Ubuntu is a real word with an appropriate meaning. Unlike The Gimp ... nevermind ;)

Go out, socialize, have friends, and meet the person of your dreams au naturale.

You must be in your 20's or work with a lot of people your own age. Try being in your 30's and working with people who are all ancient baby-boomers. Not so easy to just "make friends" then, believe me. All your college buddies are either gone or married and there is no one at work to hang out with. To paraphrase Randall Graves, "Come on man, I'm 33, how the Hell am I going to make new friends?"

How about Handi-capable?

I can express myself and I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it!:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Middle+Finger

Is it because Apple has those magical UI fairies?

A joke from SNL: Jesus Horses

I've had quite enough of Bush and his inflated Executive powers. The last thing I want right now is to pick a president based on the hope that he is going to rein in the whole government and make it do things his (or her) way. I want a president who works with Congress to get things done. To be honest, I don't know who that would be. I hope that it won't matter and that when Bush leaves Congress will see that the president is put back in its place as a diplomat and policy-setter instead of an Emperor.

Huckabee might be fine. But realistically, he's got as much of a shot at making the changes you suggest as Romney or McCain and it's not worth picking the "nice guy" if he's going to ram Creationism and Abstinance and Gay Restrictions down our throats in the process.

Sounds like you have a case of Electile Dysfunction -- The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

ENOUGH with the Ronulans...

Oh yeah, aren't they the ones that secretly came from the same planet as the Randroids?

I tried it, this is what I got: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=qqqqq+ Unintended consequences?

The term "football" probably comes from the fact that the sport is played "on foot" as opposed to on horseback.

Yeah, its true - horse is about the only thing they're not on.

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the pleasure of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Doll/Shampoo/Soap-on-a-rope.
5. Put a nigger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to prepare for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being shoved up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for World of Warcraft. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful Star Wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a Yoda voice and saying, use the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.

All in a days work with a Yoda figurine ra

Ah, careful with the terminology there. Brownware is an already established term.

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the pleasure of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Doll/Shampoo/Soap-on-a-rope.
5. Put a nigger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to prepare for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being shoved up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for World of Warcraft. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful Star Wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a Yoda voice and saying, use the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.

All in a days work with a Yoda figurine ra

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the please of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Doll/Shampoo/Soap-on-a-rope.
5. Put a nigger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to prepare for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being shoved up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a Yoda voice and saying, use the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.

All in a days work with a Yoda figurine rammed up yo

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the please of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Doll/Shampoo/Soap-on-a-rope.
5. Put a nigger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to prepare for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being shoved up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a Yoda voice and saying, use the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.

All in a days work with a Yoda figurine rammed up yo

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. Defecation could be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda can use witch-hazel on mouth to soothe the horrific burns from performing so much analingus.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Doll/Shampoo/Soap-on-a-rope.
5. Pucker your balloon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in.
6. Put a nigger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
7. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's big!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't check the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you can't afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a Yoda voice and saying, use the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LEMONPARTY'D">When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.

All in a days work with a Yoda figurine rammed up your ass.

I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!

GO LINUX!!

Tux is the result after trimming Yoda's ears off so that Lunix people don't rip themselves

Will this help us penetrate the Bozone layer?

...and diversity of online video grows by the day"?

Quantity, quality of production and diversity -- Perhaps.
But quality of the actual material i.e. writing, dramatisation, performance? -- Not so sure.

If using the internet to download and watch televised shows such a Lost counts then I agree: Online video is replacing conventional tv broadcasting for many.
But if we're just talking about the online shows that are NOT also broadcast on tv then let's face it: as soon as any of these shows start to get *really good*, they'd surely be snapped up in a flash by a big publisher and aired on conventional tv aswell!

I don't know the in's and out's of the writers strike over in the US but perhaps what's happenning is some of these writers are doing some (hush hush) moonlighting for web-based productions and hence the quaility of online video is rising...

Yeah, but he was forced to take some hormones or something after being accused of being gay, maybe that caused the imbalance that led to his suicide. Terrible loss anyway...

It's a form of Black Hat search engine optimization, in which you destroy a competitor's website. The way it's done is to set up a link farm of your own, but with every page pointing at your competitor's site. Eventually Google and the other search engine operators discover the link farm, but assume that your competitor put it there, and remove it from the index.

Thus they tell me at webmasterworld.

One disgusting word.... Management Degree. There are legitimate business degrees, just not management, or its evil smartphone wielding cousin, Managment Information Systems. I go to a school with a number of douchbags (look at the def to see the school). During finals week, I can't help but cringe when I see them smiling, walking to class in business suits w/ poster boards, while I am studying my ass off.

And these people will make more than me out of college, even if I get a Masters in Csci. Especially seeing comments here in the last few days saying that the low-quality of CSCI grads is turning it into a non-degree?

I am 21 years old, and I want to be a humble employee, but having worked in the IT industry since I was 16 , I understand the general distaste for the way young employees are treated. This isn't the fucking steel-mills, where you are paid based on loyalty and seniority, most IT workers have a wide-set of skills that are mission critical, deal with phenomenal levels of stress (ex: its your fault it broke, fix it NOW), and are constantly forced to spend time away from work learning new things. That and, at least in my experiences, have PHB supervisors who make way more than they do.

join DDAMM ;-)

Nope. They need assmosis. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Assmosis

Deprecate: 1. trans. To pray against (evil); to pray for deliverance from; to seek to avert by prayer. arch.

Well, there's a bit of history behind it. Various 'X considered harmful' articles. 'Evil' also gets heavy usage in the hacker vocabulary, and that moves up into more mainstream IT-speak, and also into non-IT language. Notice how 'parse' has come into common use over the past few years? Ten years ago, I very seldom heard that word in other than a software context.

Language evolves, and I've completely failed to keep the kids off my lawn. Now I reserve serious dislike for words like 'meh', which can mean one thing, it's polar opposite, or indeed anything at all.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meh

Of course, now I'll probably get a reply of 'meh'.

Is it reasonable for a gardener at the church to lose his job over publicly stating that he is in favor of homosexuals being allowed marriage ?

It's not a bad idea. Before people talked about "b& and v&", now you get permabanned after you get vanned. Pity they can't give pedos an IRL permaban while they're in the Party Van really.

Odd coincidence, as I was writing this Bill O Reilly said "if there isn't a hell, I'm gonna be real disappointed. Because those Internet People, you know...".

It's not a bad idea. Before people talked about "b& and v&", now you get permabanned after you get vanned. Pity they can't give pedos an IRL permaban while they're in the Party Van really.

Odd coincidence, as I was writing this Bill O Reilly said "if there isn't a hell, I'm gonna be real disappointed. Because those Internet People, you know...".

It's not a bad idea. Before people talked about "b& and v&", now you get permabanned after you get vanned. Pity they can't give pedos an IRL permaban while they're in the Party Van really.

Odd coincidence, as I was writing this Bill O Reilly said "if there isn't a hell, I'm gonna be real disappointed. Because those Internet People, you know...".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+jupiter

now, where is my +5 informative ?

g

Sorry, I should have been more explicit. By 'bike', I meant the Susuki, *not* the woman.

Uh ...
So these links are also all the same, eh:
Not really
Not really
Don't bother responding, thanks.

Uh ...
So these links are also all the same, eh:
Not really
Not really
Don't bother responding, thanks.

1. Copy a loaf of bread, so that user yeshua of the wheel group can paste it 4,999 times. We're having a bowl of copy pasta for dinner!
2. Stop the simulation. All uncommitted reactions roll back to be retried next time the simulation is run. And there was evening, and there was morning: another day in paradise.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jive+turkey Definition #2.

Sorry, 31, wife, 2 kids, small house... No friends coming over to play video games. When we do it we go to one of our offices, drag some computers into the break room and play for about 6 hours. And we usually play about 6-12 people games. Can't imagine doing a 6 way split screen on ANY TV ;)

Oh, and we swapped eversmack/evercrack a lot.
Link back atcha! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eversmack

Here ya go:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=woot

-Stor

he probably has (had?) BIG kohones

I like the recent turn your journal entries have taken. The whole "I am starving" and "Fuck The World" stuff. It seems like you are moving your fictional "hero" towards death by either starvation, suicide, or homicide. Hopefully, it will happen soon.

Your character will become a martyr in the binary world of Slashdot. Congratulations, you are an hero.

>Out here in Cali,

Which definition of Cali are you intending? Not the first or second, I presume. Just curious.
(transplanted Californian)

"A Catholics"? I am sure there are many INDIVIDUALS of a variety of faiths that believe in various forms of ID, but the current Roman Catholic position is more in line with Theistic evolution - a position more akin to "Of course God made it all happen, and science allows us to figure out some of the details of how it was done" rather than the ID position of "There are some things we just can never explain, so a wizard did it."

Which leads inevitably to Rule 34. Don't say you weren't warned.

Congrats eneville, you Rickroll'd me!