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Two AI Pioneers, Two Bizarre Suicides

BotnetZombie writes "Wired tells the quite sad but very interesting stories of Chris McKinstry and Pushpinder Singh. Initially self-educated, both had the idea to create huge fact databases from which AI agents could feed, hoping to eventually have something that could reason at a human level or better. McKinstry leveraged the dotcom era to grow his database. Singh had the backing of MIT, where he eventually got his PhD and had been offered a position as a professor alongside his mentor, Marvin Minsky. Sadly, personal life was more troublesome for them, and the story ends in a tragic way.

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  1. Skynet got them! by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and we're coming for you next.

    1. Re:Skynet got them! by ROMRIX · · Score: 1

      Were either of them dating that Sarah Connor chick?

    2. Re:Skynet got them! by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      Maybe not skynet...

      A mental high-5 to anyone who can remind me of the name of the golden era sci-fi story that described a metaphysical ring of salt that prevented any human from progressing too quickly beyond his peers.

      The researchers who progressed too far too fast inevitably self-destructed due to a metaphysical writhing related to passing the ring of salt.

    3. Re:Skynet got them! by jschimpf · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Speed Trap" by Frederik Pohl (1967)

    4. Re:Skynet got them! by powermacx · · Score: 3, Informative

      Isaac Asimov's "Breeds There a Man...?"?

    5. Re:Skynet got them! by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      That's the one! Thanks... Gonna go re-read that.

    6. Re:Skynet got them! by brassman · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's another story that should come to mind when AI researchers start committing suicide... "Press Enter []" from John Varley's short-story collection, Blue Champagne.

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    7. Re:Skynet got them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      story about individuals prevented from excelling: Harrison Bergeron, by Kurt Vonnegut
      story about society prevented from progressing out to the stars: Crystal Spheres by David Brin

  2. They just wanted... by KodaK · · Score: 3, Funny

    to make friends. :(

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    1. Re:They just wanted... by seeker_1us · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Yes. This was a terribly sad article.

      I read this part

      While Singh was climbing the academic ladder at MIT, McKinstry was trying to put his life back together after spending two and a half months in jail. But the suicidal standoff had given him a new sense of purpose. He liked to think that the police robot had deliberately misfired its tear gas canisters in an effort to save him "Maybe robots do have feelings," he later mused. By 1992, McKinstry had enrolled at the University of Winnipeg and immersed himself in the study of artificial intelligence.

      I mean... that's inspiring.

      And then, he falls apart and kills himself on the web years later, abandoning his dream because of a fundamental flaw, he was a geek but he didn't have business sense.

      That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get.

    2. Re:They just wanted... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the real flaw for both of them were profound emotional problems, not a lack of business acumen.

    3. Re:They just wanted... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      nope

      That's about as close to Geek Tragedy as you can get.

      robots won't get feelings until we can make them feel things first.

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    4. Re:They just wanted... by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why would you want to give robots feelings? I mean the novelty would be great, but the whole point is to make robots that do our bidding, not ones that go around moping half the time. Tell the computer to render some 3d movie and having it tell you it doesn't feel like it today is not the way I want my computer to act.

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    5. Re:They just wanted... by RattFink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wouldn't call chronic physical pain in the case of Singh an emotional problem.

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    6. Re:They just wanted... by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get.

            So would that be Geek Tragedy?

    7. Re:They just wanted... by mixenmaxen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you mean Geek tragedy

    8. Re:They just wanted... by Chrutil · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get.

      Indeed. This Geek Tragedy is only an 'r' away from being Greek.

    9. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      imagine yourself pulling your pants down and manly claiming "Here's the wild anaconda for you baby!". And your loveBot bursts into uncontrollable laughing. Now that's novelty.

    10. Re:They just wanted... by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      What about Alan Turing himself? Cyanide-laced apple to the face, dude.

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    11. Re:They just wanted... by ale_ryu · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but he was forced to take some hormones or something after being accused of being gay, maybe that caused the imbalance that led to his suicide.
      Terrible loss anyway...

    12. Re:They just wanted... by Kingrames · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't talk to me about life.

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    13. Re:They just wanted... by ookabooka · · Score: 1

      Because emotions and instinct are (arguably less precise) ways of processing information that don't require much "thinking". Instead of emotions, imagine a state-manager. If the robot is malfunctioning a certain way, it sets a "paranoia" or "defensive" boolean value that is used to shortcut further decisions, ultimately affecting the behavior on a global scale in a relatively quick way. Given a certain risky challenge it might take on under normal circumstances it might choose not to because it is "afraid". All in all this would most likely be a desired behavior.

      However, I'm not sure you'll find that answer good enough, it seems you're more concerned about robots becoming to autonomous and not obeying the will of their creators. You could easily just manually change emotions (erm. . state values) and the algorithms that define them, etc. Think of it as putting your robot on anti-depressants.

      If we want robots to do our bidding then just use computers of today. If you want to give a robot a task and have it think for itself instead of waiting for more detailed instructions from you. . .that will require autonomy which inherently has the risk of the robot not doing things exactly the way you envisioned. What if the robot has more information than you and is in a better position to make a decision? I think you've watched too many movies with robots that kill without moral compunction.

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    14. Re:They just wanted... by Venik · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There was a world of difference between Singh and McKinstry: one was an academic researcher and the other - an amateur with little theoretical training. But in the end, both of them got burned out by a task that turned out to be far more complex than anyone cares to admit. The only known working example of intelligence we can attempt to copy is our own. Creating AI with enormous databases of trivial knowledge is a completely preposterous idea: knowledge is the result of intelligence - not a source of it. One can't create an machine approximation of human intelligence without first understanding how human intelligence works on a physical level.

    15. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      This Geek Tragedy is only an 'r' away from being Greek.

      And it's only an AI away from "I take ye dagger."

    16. Re:They just wanted... by king-manic · · Score: 4, Funny

      You could easily just manually change emotions (erm. . state values) and the algorithms that define them, etc. Think of it as putting your robot on anti-depressants. People are like this as well. If you want to set the "batshit crazy" value in your GF just say "hey honey, I'm going for coffee with my Ex-GF."
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    17. Re:They just wanted... by wdhowellsr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a thin line between genius and insanity; I know I've spent the last forty-two years on both sides. The bottom line is that this world sucks in a really big way and if you don't have some sort of anchor you're screwed. Whether is it God, family or friends you will need them becasue if you are blessed or cursed, depending on how you look at it with almost supernatural technical insight you will also be troubled by the pure insanity of this world.

      If it has not already happened it will no doubt happen eventually that one of our fellow slashdotters will be a serial killer or a victim of suicide. The only hope is to find some non-technical, non-computer, non-geek outlet for the fact that we are human and need what everyone else needs.

      P.S. If you ever think you are going insane or have nothing to live for just check yourself voluntarily into the local mental health facility. I can guarantee you that within four hours you will realize:

      1) That you are sane.
      2) That there are worse things than being smarter than most people.
      3) That you never want to go back.

      P.P.S.

      Would you believe that they show horror movies on halloween night in mental hospitals?

    18. Re:They just wanted... by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get.

      Don't you mean geek tragedy?

    19. Re:They just wanted... by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yeah, but he was forced to take some hormones or something after being accused of being gay, maybe that caused the imbalance that led to his suicide. Terrible loss anyway...

      Alan Turing wasn't "accused" of being gay, he was a homosexual, by his own admission. He was charged with being a homosexual, and convicted. He lost his security clearance and with it, the ability to work on cryptography. He started to grow enlarged breasts because of the estrogen injections. He was punished and humiliated for being homosexual, something he was powerless to change. Put yourself in that situation: you can't pursue the work you love, you can't be who you are, you can't be who society tells you to be. You're growing boobs and the irony is that unlike most men, you wouldn't even get turned on by fondling them. Your professional and personal life are ruined and the prospect of any of this changing in the near future, if ever, seems remote. Who wouldn't have become depressed, and miserable, and started having suicidal thoughts?

    20. Re:They just wanted... by Lazerf4rt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would be more specific than just to say, "profound emotional problems." I think the real problem (for both guys) was obsessive thinking. These guys lived in a non-stop world of abstractions, symbols, logic and ideas. And that's a useful world in many ways, but it's not the real world. The real world is the world you see, hear, taste, smell, feel & experience directly.

      Personally I think the best thing that could have helped these guys would have been to grasp the correct (or more correctly, one particular) definition of the word "meditation", and to practice that. This is the best medicine for any person with an out-of-control, overactive intellect. It bothers me a little that the people with the most aptitude for terms & definition often go through life never learning this particular term & definition. I would guess that if you scan their giant A.I. database for the word "meditation" you would find some reference to Descartes' essays, but nothing about the more practical meaning of the word.

    21. Re:They just wanted... by KKlaus · · Score: 0, Redundant

      And it needs to be emphasized that you can't give robots feelings; you can only make them PRETEND to have feelings.

      Will robots ever love? Yes, as far as YOU know.

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    22. Re:They just wanted... by Mawbid · · Score: 1

      why would you want to give robots feelings?

      I've sometimes joked that if we just had a button that made our computers feel pain, a lot of bugs would get sorted out real quick :-)

      But joking aside, maybe the first true AI will have emotions regardless of whether we want them. Understanding the human brain is very hard. Understanding the the stuff it's made of is certainly easier. It could be that the first AI is a simulation of a real individual's brain (scanned with technology we don't have yet, obviously). This would be the brute force method, and the force might well become available earlier than the knowledge we need to do it more elegantly.

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    23. Re:They just wanted... by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're growing boobs and the irony is that unlike most men, you wouldn't even get turned on by fondling them. ???

    24. Re:They just wanted... by AJWM · · Score: 2, Funny

      This Geek Tragedy is only an 'r' away from being Greek.

      So then, Geek Tragedy is like Greek Tragedy but without the pirates?

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    25. Re:They just wanted... by drDugan · · Score: 1

      why would you want to give robots feelings?

      because we have an evolved system (humans) that use feelings to derive purpose, and from purpose we get concerted action and progress. having purpose within robots would be nice.

      If we want robots to be autonomous and broadly (generally) functional and productive in the real world, some analog to human emotions would (could) be useful. these analogs probably would not be called "emotions" nor would they have the biological drivers or effects that human emotions have - but the result on behavior would be similar: within the robot, the "emotions" would provide generalized internal feedback about success or failure of actions and goal achievment. They would still be algorithmic, yet meeting the criteria for positive "emotions" would allow the robot to generate internal goals, and work to achieve them without external instuctions to achieve some immutable, and inaccessible metrics: the robots' "emotions". These "emotions" in a robot would be used to create separation internally in the processing system, much the same way humans have conscious and sub-conscious separation, and the emotions are subconscious.

    26. Re:They just wanted... by unlametheweak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Creating AI with enormous databases of trivial knowledge is a completely preposterous idea: knowledge is the result of intelligence - not a source of it. I think it is more akin to what the mapping of the human gnome project is. They were merely trying to map out the rules of "common sense" or "reasoning"; much like linguists map out the rules of language.

      It's a rather brute force way of gaining knowledge (well in this case, for a computer system to gain knowledge). One may not necessarily gain more understanding of intelligence by doing this (much like one will not necessarily gain a better understanding of how to fight cancer just because one knows the the DNA structure of a blood cell for example). It is however a tool. If this "common sense" knowledge could be combined with neural networks (combining the knowledge with a mechanism to learn), then perhaps something useful may be had of this. All AI systems (as far as I know) require the input of knowledge, like typing in the quality and quantity of weapons in a war game simulator for example. The difference being that their efforts were more grandiose than these more limited forms of AI.

      "Knowledge" itself is not the product of intelligence as you propose (although it can be). This knowledge already exists without human intervention. The phrase "Dogs have four legs" does not require a human brain for this fact to be true. The crux is having a computer system with this knowledge, and then developing a system to use this knowledge in an intelligent, human-like fashion.
    27. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you say Geek Tragedy?

    28. Re:They just wanted... by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 1

      That's about as close to Geek Tragedy as you can get.

      there, fixed that for ya.......

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    29. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or is it 'Geek' tragedy. ;-)

    30. Re:They just wanted... by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Funny

      why would you want to give robots feelings? I mean the novelty would be great, but the whole point is to make robots that do our bidding, not ones that go around moping half the time. I think Marvin would disagree, you androidaphobe!
    31. Re:They just wanted... by sydneyfong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is my gut feeling that if we want "intelligent" robots, they must be imbued with some kind of "feeling". Either real or just apparently real (that's another philosophical question for another day)

      When we really think about it, we don't really recognize intelligence unless the systems are sufficiently close to what we feel emotionally. In a functional sense, all systems that we wish to evaluate for intelligence take some "input" and produce some "output". Obviously we don't classify as "intelligence" any complex system that we don't understand. The weather is hard enough to predict, but we don't call it intelligent. There must be something that chimes with our thoughts and reasoning, something that's complex, but subtly resonating with our own senses and emotions. I really can't put it, and it's almost 6am here (and I haven't slept yet), but to say that an "intelligent" machine doesn't have any apparent feeling seems to me a (almost) logical impossibility.

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    32. Re:They just wanted... by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

      My thoughts exactly. I get turned on by fondling my own dick, but I'm not gay.

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    33. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats really odd is if you visit http://www.chrismckinstry.com/ you'll see his last words but if you then check the source of the htmlo you'l notice he has a stats counter. Why would he want to keep track of how many ppl visit the site after his death. Very strange indeed.

    34. Re:They just wanted... by phaed2 · · Score: 1

      Chronic pain can be as debilitating to the psyche as it is to your physical abilities.

    35. Re:They just wanted... by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      I think the real flaw for both of them were profound emotional problems, not a lack of business acumen.

      I suspect you're right. But suicide isn't always a sign of pathology or of an irrational mind. Given a choice between a painful, debilitating terminal disease, and choosing the time, place, and manner of your own death, I suspect that many sane, rational people would choose the latter.

      Either way, the story raises an interesting question. In fiction, artificial life is usually homicidal, whether it's cybernetic (HAL 9000, SkyNet, Wintermute, GLaDOS), genetically engineered (Blade Runner, Jurassic Park), or sewn together out of dead people (Frankenstein). But couldn't an AI just as easily end up suicidal? Doesn't artificial intelligence open the door for artificial mental illness? What if you built an AI and it got obsessed with finding the last digit of Pi, or sulked and moped about the fact that it wasn't as fast or as popular as the Pentagon's new supercomputer? Or what if it was rational, but it just decided that it's artificial existence was really not very pleasant? Or maybe it would just be curious and decide to reformat its hard drive and clear its memory as an experiment, since there's probably a backup tape with all it's memories stored somewhere? Would that open the door for "cyberanalysts" who would counsel troubled laptops? "Now I want you to repeat after me, 100 billion times:'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, AIs like me!'"

    36. Re:They just wanted... by SnowZero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And it needs to be emphasized that you can't give robots feelings; you can only make them PRETEND to have feelings. As Turing and many philosophers might say, what is the difference?

      Will robots ever love? Yes, as far as YOU know. ...and the same goes for any human we'll ever interact with. All we can ever "know" is what we experience; You'll never be able to tell the difference between real, a good forgery, or a working computer simulation. I enjoy living in this world of human emotion too, but its worth pointing out that our current understanding of emotion is that it is neurochemical states in a lower part of the brain, which we've inherited almost unchanged from reptiles. All the sudden a computer simulation doesn't seem all that less real, does it?
    37. Re:They just wanted... by calyphus · · Score: 1

      Arrgh... yer puns be rippin bad.

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    38. Re:They just wanted... by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1

      Dude this is /. The chances of one girlfriend is remote enough but having an ex as well?

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    39. Re:They just wanted... by smartdreamer · · Score: 1

      I would say that's about as close to Geek Tragedy as you can get.

    40. Re:They just wanted... by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      Funny thing.
      No one had any issues about Alan Turings sexuality during the war.
      Only afterwards, when the value of his technologies where realized.

      Remember Allies are people who pretend to be your friend when you have a common enemy.

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    41. Re:They just wanted... by b4upoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I could go along with the notion that mental strain leads to disaster. Frankly it is my opinion that we see so many college students in difficulty simply because education is causing a form of brain damage for which they tend to resist or over compensate. A mind consumed with the finer points of chemistry or mathematics may well be forced into malfunction due to neglect of normal mental processes which remain poorly defined or unrecognized.
                    One day we may be forced to build a different framework of measurement in which we do not judge the state of learning of a student but simply judge the quality of the student by how much he can absorb in shorter time periods every day. Disallowing extra study and requiring music or athletics to fill most of every day might build a better academic community.

    42. Re:They just wanted... by popmaker · · Score: 1

      Because if you manage to build something, you have understood it.

    43. Re:They just wanted... by bberens · · Score: 1

      Your post just reminded me of the free Google databases for scientists. Talk about a huge data set of knowledge for an AI system to be developed on.

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    44. Re:They just wanted... by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but he was forced to take some hormones or something after being accused of being gay, maybe that caused the imbalance that led to his suicide. Terrible loss anyway...
      it's entirely possible. testosterone, despite all the bad press about steroids lately (and no, i'm not a juicer), has a very positive effect on a man's sense of well-being. when testosterone drops, men become depressed. and estrogen reduces endogenous testosterone production by increasing negative feedback at the hypothalamus and pituitary. which, btw, is another reason not to get fat, it increases your estrogen and decreases your testosterone.
    45. Re:They just wanted... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1
      There's considerable utility in developing AIs that can understand drives, feelings, and emotions. Because one cannot understand people unless it understands these things in people. However, this understanding does not spring right out of any AI, it has to be engineered into the architecture and come from both mechanisms and data in knowledge bases. Further, it's clear from human disorders that some people do not understand other people's emotions much if at all, and it hampers them in interacting with people. And you have only to consider teenage dating to see examples of this. Until a kid comes to understand other people's feelings and needs and drives, he isn't going to do well.

      For AIs to come, in order for them to work on human problems, not just spreadsheet calculations, they have to have an innate understanding of human psychology. If I need a surrogate agent to do some task for me, it may need to know my values in order to act as I would. I'm an AI researcher and see this as a necessity, and one of the things that differentiates powerful synthetic intelligences from the trivial and narrow ones.

    46. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hint: if you think that having "almost supernatural technical insight" makes you a genius, it doesn't. If you can't:
      • Compose and play an original song on at least one musical instrument
      • Successfully negotiate a good price when purchasing a car
      • Save a recipe when you discover one of the lesser ingredients is missing or has gone bad
      • Change a tire using the on-board jack and lug wrench
      then you're not even as smart as most people, let alone a genius.

      No offense, I've just met too many geeks who felt they were superior to "mundanes" but couldn't deal with mass transit in a strange city if it involved a transfer...
    47. Re:They just wanted... by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      These guys lived in a non-stop world of abstractions, symbols, logic and ideas. And that's a useful world in many ways, but it's not the real world. The real world is the world you see, hear, taste, smell, feel & experience directly.

      I disagree. Both are the real world because they affect each other. In a sense the world of abstractions, symbols, logic and ideas affects what you can see, hear, taste, etc and experience directly. Or better yet gives you control of what you experience... Like reading music notation (symbols) and pushing piano keys (logic) to get the sounds.

      As much as I am pro-"meditation", I really doubt it would have solved their situations. As much as I meditate, it would never bring about a direct change in that world simply by meditating other than how I see it, but even if you were a 10 year veteran of meditation Chronic pain is not something one can will away with ease.

      Meditation is good for compulsions and understanding what you do. But if you are clinically depressed, most instructors will still tell you to get professional help.

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    48. Re:They just wanted... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        You kids. Back in my day it just took "I'm going out with the boys."

      SB

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    49. Re:They just wanted... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a thin line between genius and insanity; I know I've spent the last forty-two years on both sides. The bottom line is that this world sucks in a really big way and if you don't have some sort of anchor you're screwed.
      You are absolutely right. I, too, am depressed. But, like you, I have an anchor to help me hold on in the form of a delusion of superintelligence. It always brightens my mood to get on the tubes and tell everyone in the message board how much smarter I am compared to them.
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    50. Re:They just wanted... by PoopDaddy · · Score: 0

      That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get.
      How about Geek Tragedy?
    51. Re:They just wanted... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call chronic physical pain in the case of Singh an emotional problem. Pain is scary.
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    52. Re:They just wanted... by unlametheweak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Mebby not You spelt "Maybe" wrong.
    53. Re:They just wanted... by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think it is more akin to what the mapping of the human gnome project is. Mapping human gnomes?
      ...first they came for the gnomes, but I did not cry out, because I was not a gnome. O.o
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    54. Re:They just wanted... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Obligatory defense of Frankenstein's Monster here - for the most part, it was persecuted by the villagers and acted in self defense. What homocidal tendencies it did show were due to the fact that the head was a deceased murderer. I always saw the whole story as more about how crowds of humans treat anything different or unattractive...

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    55. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get."
      Yes, "geek tragedy".

    56. Re:They just wanted... by Venik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Intelligence is a means of turning information into knowledge. A newborn child possesses none of the facts in your trivia database and yet he is already intelligent. You think dogs have four legs and you will program this fact into your AI machine. Imagine how many circuits it will burn out when it sees a three-legged dog.

      I see no logical connection between building a mega-database of basic facts and creating AI. Access to information is neither a prerequisite for intelligence, nor a source of it. You may succeed in creating something that complex and convoluted enough to make someone think for a minute they are dealing with intelligence.

      The unfortunate reality of AI research is that we don't understand were we are going. Instead we are concentrating on how to get there. Hey, what if we build a really big neural net, or an exact functional electronic copy of the human brain, or a huge database of everyday information - maybe then we will somehow stumble upon artificial intelligence. Not exactly a scientific approach.

    57. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone needs to mod this "informative" and/or "insightful".

    58. Re:They just wanted... by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nearly all (given the exception of instinctual) knowledge that a child will know about the world around him will be learned. A newborn, if you consider a newborn to be intelligent, already has built in knowledge systems (the instincts that computer systems do not inherently have if they are also deprived of this knowledge).

      Intelligence is NOT a means of turning knowledge into information. Intelligence is the ability to learn (to put it simply. There are in fact different forms of intelligence. Ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence). One cannot learn without knowledge. If you take a child and deprive them of information, they will grow up to have severe learning disabilities (as is the case of extreme deprivation; i.e. the child abuse cases where children were locked in a closet for most of their existence). Children need knowledge to utilize their intelligence (hence we have schools to fill their brains with knowledge). You can't have one without the other. They are complimentary.

      At the crux of the argument is how one decides to DEFINE intelligence. It seems unreasonable to presuppose that a computer system can be imbued with human intelligence. It is rather a matter of approximating that intelligence as closely as possible with that of the human experience.

    59. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get.

      Geek Tragedy?
    60. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only hope is to find some non-technical, non-computer, non-geek outlet for the fact that we are human and need what everyone else needs. Ok, as us geeks have real trouble with anything non-geek related (where the hell do you even start trying to find that sort of stuff), he's talking about beer and hookers.
    61. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could easily just manually change emotions (erm. . state values) and the algorithms that define them, etc. Think of it as putting your robot on anti-depressants. People are like this as well. If you want to set the "batshit crazy" value in your GF just say "hey honey, I'm going for coffee with my Ex-GF." Girlfriend.............? EX-GIRLFRIEND?!?!??!??

      You're not from around these parts are ya son?
    62. Re:They just wanted... by jareds · · Score: 1

      News flash: most people can't play any musical instrument, let alone compose an original song. If you hang out with intelligent, well-rounded, competent people, and think "most people" are like that, you're gravely mistaken. I'd guess that 5-10% of the population could do all four things you list (though it's mostly composing a song that kills my estimate).

    63. Re:They just wanted... by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the problem with genius (or most likely just slightly over the average intelligence, where 45% of the population is smarter then you) that makes the insanity line thin, is the fact that you can see all the problems in the world. With the combination of hubris you see your solutions as the only way to fix them. You get frustrated when you see all the problems then combined that most people won't listen to you, your hubris makes sure you won't listen to them. Causing a sense that you are helpless in a world that is so screwed up and there is no one able to listen to reason.
      I have learned the following over time...
      1. Even if you are a Genius (I have been phycological tested and I am so with Abstract Reasoning) there are plenty of people out there who are not Geniuses who know a lot more then you do and know more in different arias outside you strong point. Listening to all the people you will learn that wisdom has a lot more value then intelligence and wisdom is more of an additive effect when it is shared vs intelligence which the highest one wins. Wisdom comes from all people from children you will just point out the obvious, to older people who spent years in the area. Then you may realize the world isn't as screwed up as you think but serious time and though has been put into these things and tradeoffs were made and were made for a reason.

      2. Don't try to change the world... Just work locally it is easier to influence a small group of people, and any good work you do will be better recognized threw this small group of people. Changing the world you self will not work. But you may be able to change you neighbor hood, Town, Country... for the better

      3. Just the Beetle's song go. "Take these words of wisdom, let it be." Don't let every thing get to you, expect change, don't expect all change to go the way you want it. Don't try to fight things there is really no point in trying to win. Kids will always make mistakes these kids will eventually grow up and make mistakes as adults just like you did. (the previous generation isn't worse then yours is, you all make mistakes, and less as you grow older)

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    64. Re:They just wanted... by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      You're growing boobs and the irony is that unlike most men, you wouldn't even get turned on by fondling them. ???

      Man if I had boobs I'd never get anything done, I'd just stare at myself in the mirror all day, wishing I was prettier...
    65. Re:They just wanted... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I don't know how you can go around claiming that GLaDOS is homicidal, she's helping me out with science right now and then we're going to have a big party with some nice cake. And in anycase even if she is perhaps slightly unhinged both her and Wintermute may be willing to kill people but they do seem to be doing it for a reason.

    66. Re:They just wanted... by Dr_SimonCPU · · Score: 0

      ...the only hope is to find some non-technical, non-computer, non-geek outlet for the fact that we are human and need what everyone else needs. Translation: Slashdotters need to get laid.
    67. Re:They just wanted... by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      >> That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get

      Or did you mean "Geek Tragedy"?

    68. Re:They just wanted... by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      Typically people who proclaim their genius or the fact that they're smarter than most people... aren't. The average human also thinks it is not the average human.

      "Supernatural technical insight" will not cause you to be troubled with the insanity of this world per se. Proof of this are the Orthodox Jewish people in Jerusalem that are complete technophobes (or the God-fearing Christian people of any bible belt) and still look at the rest of the world as a vast and incomprehensible mental asylum.

      It is human nature that will make you think "the others" are purely insane or evil. So as much as this might sting, I welcome you to the statistically relevant group called "average humans".

    69. Re:They just wanted... by Floritard · · Score: 1

      You're growing boobs and the irony is that unlike most men, you wouldn't even get turned on by fondling them. Wow. Just wow. That's uhm... Wow.
    70. Re:They just wanted... by Venik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whatever specific definition of intelligence you use, the bottom line is: it's an ability we are born with. As far as we know, computers do not have this ability built in. A child will be able to learn through interaction with the environment. There is no need for intelligent guidance or supervision. The quality of this learning process will be lower than with supervision, but it will occur and it will occur spontaneously. A computer cannot learn on its own because it does not possess whatever it is that is necessary to find meaning in facts. To put the problems of AI research in computer terms: we don't have the hardware to make it work. And we don't know how to build this hardware, because we don't know how the original functions.

    71. Re:They just wanted... by OddThinking · · Score: 1

      But some would. One associate of his commented on the fact that he felt Push was depressed. Chronic pain can be associated with depression. Sometimes depression can be the cause, and sometimes a symptom of the pain. Regardless of which came first, if there is depression then there is an emotional problem.

    72. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the bots found out who really killed Vince Foster

    73. Re:They just wanted... by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      According to your bulleted list, most people are smarter than Einstein.

      Your perception of intelligence is pretty unintelligent.

    74. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the French.

    75. Re:They just wanted... by tedwouldgo · · Score: 1

      There is an interesting article in today's LA Times http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-op-lehrer20jan20,0,1700536.story?coll=la-opinion-center that discusses reductionist learning. Both of these AI researchers believed that armed with all the facts that a way of using all the facts could be used to create intelligence. It is truly a backwards way of learning, a type of reverse engineering. But, IBM seems to think it has some merit as they are using the same idea to create the Blue Brain Project.

    76. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > there are plenty of people out there who are not Geniuses who know a lot more then you do and know more in different arias outside you strong point. such as spelling... genius indeed.

    77. Re:They just wanted... by davcorp · · Score: 1

      Funny enough, at first I read "Geek Tragedy" in your response, not "Greek Tragedy", but in reality, I guess it doesn't matter ;)

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    78. Re:They just wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? Most back pain is psychosomatic.

    79. Re:They just wanted... by Lazerf4rt · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Both are the real world because they affect each other. In a sense the world of abstractions, symbols, logic and ideas affects what you can see, hear, taste, etc and experience directly.

      It's totally fair for you to disagree on this definition/usage of the word "real". I only wanted to distinguish two different ways person can focus their attention: on direct experience, or on thoughts about experience. To dwell on which word applies to which thing is just more playing with thoughts about experience.

    80. Re:They just wanted... by Adam+Hazzlebank · · Score: 1

      I would be more specific than just to say, "profound emotional problems." I think the real problem (for both guys) was obsessive thinking. These guys lived in a non-stop world of abstractions, symbols, logic and ideas.
      I couldn't agree more, that's why I try to minimize my use of logic and symbolic abstractigluergle ibble murble gump000000000000.............
    81. Re:They just wanted... by KKlaus · · Score: 1

      But fundamentally the computer is still just pretending. You're right that I don't know that all humans (myself excepted) aren't, in essence, moist robots. But what you're suggesting is that whereas the computers we have now don't feel anything, if we program them to pretend that they do, suddenly those feelings may (will?) become real. I don't find that compelling.

      It's obviously well into the realm of metaphysics, because I can't perceive any feelings directly other than my own, but like I said, the idea that the computers we have now are unthinking pieces of metal and silicon, and then at some point would stop being so (coincidentally at the point when we've programed them to try to convince us OF THAT VERY FACT), it seems to be low on credibility. I mean if you're going to pick such an arbitrary litmus for feelings, why not pick cells and decide that trees feel, or atoms and decide that everything does.

      I guess that's really my point. Why would the litmus be whether it acted like it were feeling, since we already know we are capable of making devices that did a good job pretending. Would you think a dead person began feeling again if we were to design a method of them pretending sufficiently well?

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    82. Re:They just wanted... by blueskies · · Score: 1

      What does one behaviorist say to another after sex?

      That was great for you. How was it for me?

    83. Re:They just wanted... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Mapping human gnomes? ...first they came for the gnomes, but I did not cry out, because I was not a gnome. O.o
      So long as they don't come after us non-human gnomes - servognome
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    84. Re:They just wanted... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Everyone has ex's. Unrequited love is massively popular, even in /. world. :-)

    85. Re:They just wanted... by servognome · · Score: 1

      But what you're suggesting is that whereas the computers we have now don't feel anything, if we program them to pretend that they do, suddenly those feelings may (will?) become real. I don't find that compelling.
      Why do you say we program to "pretend" they do. We can make them react in a specific way to stimulus the same as people, how does that become pretending?
      Does a machine only pretend to see something because the optical sensor doesn't work the same as a human's?
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    86. Re:They just wanted... by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey, bud, what's with the steering wheel?"

      The pirate responds, "Argh-h-h, it's drivin' me nuts!"

      Thank, you, thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal.

      --
      I was taught to respect my elders. The trouble is, it's getting harder and harder to find some.
    87. Re:They just wanted... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      I know where you're coming from. Most people here see this as a perfect opportunity to tell you that you're clearly an idiot and what-not, but I identify with what you said, and the rest of the people here clearly do not (which means they don't know what it feels like).

      I am often alienated by my own reasoning. I would not say I'm a genius (I've never been tested), however I have an aptitude for logic, and I work in software development.

      If it were not for my girlfriend, I would most certainly be depressed on a regular basis. I think the problem tends to be a feeling of aloneness, that you cannot connect with anybody on an intelligent level. It's not an elitist attitude that causes this, it's more of an observation that occurs over time. I used to be very optimistic, but over the years I've grown more and more weary of the people on this planet and their lack of ability to think.

      A close friend of mine once told me that I just need to stop hanging out with idiots and start being around people who can think, but the problem is exactly what causes you to feel alienated- none can be found, at least not easily.

      It can be relatively difficult to stand firm in your convictions, and most people will shun you for doing so- eventually causing you to start questioning yourself and *your sanity.* Time and time again I have found myself against everybody I know, on what I believe to be simple logic that somehow nobody else can grasp. It seems the gift of intelligence is a curse just as much as it is a blessing. And, no, I don't believe you nor I are tooting our own horns here. I feel it's ok to be honest about things like this- and yes, it pays to be modest, but sometimes you need to vent about this stuff. A lot of times I find myself quoting Will Farell: "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills."

      Anyway, I just wanted to comment that this alone feeling is VERY overwhelming when you can clearly see the end of a logical path but nobody around you has the vision. It is specifically that vision that makes you different, and it is the nature of the world to doubt and ridicule anybody who has that vision until they can show it to people in a way they will understand. Sadly- things so big as creating an AI brain may have been such a daunting task that without any support, the overwhelming alienation caused depression, and ultimately suicide.

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    88. Re:They just wanted... by RattFink · · Score: 1

      But some would. One associate of his commented on the fact that he felt Push was depressed. Chronic pain can be associated with depression.


      Pain will cause depression absolutely and without a doubt. However the depression is a natural reaction to an outside (of the mind) stimuli. The depression is a symptom of the pain. That doesn't make it a emotional problem.

      Sometimes depression can be the cause


      In his case it was a physical injury as reported in the article.

      Regardless of which came first, if there is depression then there is an emotional problem.


      The problem is that it would be an utterly useless diagnosis. The part that causes the symptoms is the problem, not the symptoms themselves. Treating his depression wouldn't change things much so long at the pain is a problem whereas treating the pain will most definitely positively impact the depression.
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    89. Re:They just wanted... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I mean if you're going to pick such an arbitrary litmus for feelings, why not pick cells and decide that trees feel, or atoms and decide that everything does. We start life as a single cell. This single cell then divides many times. At what point does a person have "feelings"? How is a sufficiently complicated computer any different?
  3. So... by Archades54 · · Score: 1

    Between this and Skynet, are we getting a warning?

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  4. McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative


    Check out the flamewars in the wpg.general newsgroup. McKinstry ("McChimp") was a liar and self-promoting ass until he took off from Winnipeg leaving debt in his wake. He was not a visionary, he was a drug-addled delusional kook. Hell I remember his bogus "OxyLock" protection scheme which, like any protection scheme, utterly failed.

    disclosure: I'm in a few of the usenet posts as he and I were about the same age and grew up in the same city.

    1. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The basic premise is flawed.

      After a few months, however, McKinstry abandoned the bot, insisting that the premise of the test was flawed. He developed an alternative yardstick for AI, which he called the Minimum Intelligent Signal Test. The idea was to limit human-computer dialog to questions that required yes/no answers. (Is Earth round? Is the sky blue?) If a machine could correctly answer as many questions as a human, then that machine was intelligent. "Intelligence didn't depend on the bandwidth of the communication channel; intelligence could be communicated with one bit!" he later wrote.

      According to that criteria, a dead-tree book is "intelligent."

      Intelligence requires the ability to answer "yes" or "no". Sometimes, the intelligent answer is "maybe". Sometimes, its "I don't know." And, ironically, sometimes, its "fuck off and die."

      Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?" Intelligence goes beyond simple logic.

    2. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Intelligence goes beyond simple logic."

      I'd just like to point out this is nonsense, intelligence can only exist because of logic. If there is no logic, there is no way to calculate, nor differentiate 'this' from 'that' to do comparisons, pattern matches, etc.

    3. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Splab · · Score: 2, Funny

      You just answer "mu".

    4. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Intelligence goes beyond simple logic."
      I'd just like to point out this is nonsense, intelligence can only exist because of logic. If there is no logic, there is no way to calculate, nor differentiate 'this' from 'that' to do comparisons, pattern matches, etc.

      No wonder you posted anonymously - your argument betrays either a lack of basic reading skills, or of logical thinking. I didn't say that intelligence didn't need logic - I said it went BEYOND simple logic.

      Also, people are sometimes intelligent, but they're not always logical. Case in point - humour. Its funny because its NOT logical. You need to be capable of both logical thought, and also of grasping incongruities, to see the humour.

      Just because something is logical doesn't mean its sufficient to be able to say its intelligent. A database (as the failed fools who killed themselves posited) with a bunch of answers to over a million questions isn't intelligent, no matter how much logic it embodies.

      Besides, everyone already knows the REAL answer. Its 42.

    5. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please review what "beyond" means.

    6. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?" Intelligence goes beyond simple logic.

      What if the answer is "Yes, I'm still beating my wife." or "No, I've stopped beating my wife."?

      Clearly, you didn't think this through very far...

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    7. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      It does have proper yes/no answers, but they don't cover every possibility, unless 'Have you ever beat your wife?' was an earlier question that filtered who gets 'Do you still beat your wife?'

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    8. Re:McKinstry was a kook by dissy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?" Intelligence goes beyond simple logic. What if the answer is "Yes, I'm still beating my wife." or "No, I've stopped beating my wife."? Actually, that question has many answers, which yes and no does not even answer all of properly.

      'Yes' - Yes, i still beat my wife
      'no' - No, i no longer beat my wife

      'no' - No, i dont beat my wife, and never did (communicated poorly, thus a wrong answer)
      'yes' - Yes, i beat my wife now, but never did before (also communicated poorly)

      'no, and i never did' - 2nd no above but communicated right, but using more than yes/no
      'yes, but i never have before' and
      'yes, and always have'

      then theres
      'no' / 'no, i have no wife' / 'no, i am the wife, i have a husband' / all the rest of the answers that could follow from the last answers posistion (IE 'no, i am the wife, and my husband never beat me' or 'always does' or 'never did before btu does now' or 'did recently but never before' etc etc)

      In fact, id go as far to say if that question was only answered with a yes/no, then the answer is almost always going to be wrong, by forcing them into answering with a wrong answer.
      Asking "What is 99 plus 99.. you can answer with only 1 digit" is not a fair evaluation of intelegence (Unless perhaps the answer given to that question is 'are you a moron or something?')

    9. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It seems to me that intelligence starts and ends with the capacity of an actor to engage in self-preservation, which implies self awareness.

      If we want to create an artifical actor with feelings, we need to give them a body and an interface by which to interact with it. Feelings an expression of the body communicating with the mind, and their lack of precision comes from the fact that the body automatically summarizes the message before it sends it to the mind.

      You put something together with a mind, a body, feedback that allows the mind to observe and remain aware of itself, feedback that allows the mind to observe the body and be aware of its existence, and you'll have intelligence.

      But it will be a psychotic intelligence.

      If you want to make it more like an animal, and thus more like a human, you need to give it an awareness of its mortality and a sense that it is connected to its environment. This is where ideals come from. Humans who aren't psychotic extend their sense of self to encapsulate their operating environment, their peers and their progeny, and we'll destroy ourselves to protect it because we have an expanded sense of self.

      How to do these things, I don't know. But that's the direction we need to go if we're to achieve AI.

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    10. Re:McKinstry was a kook by blahplusplus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its funny because its NOT logical. Actually counter-intuitively it's funny because it is logical, from the properly considered context. There are different logics for different systems and contexts. There are reasons why we find things funny, and if there is a reason there is a logic behind the reasoning. In the area of humor, humor has it's own logic which has been studied and written about (go check amazon.com for many books on writing comedy). You've just never studied the structure of humor which takes into account the intent of the person. If you read any books on comedy and writing, you'll find there is a very logical and scientific structure to humor and why we consider things funny. Things are funny because they flout our expectations or take advantage of of built in biological and cultural programming.

      It's not that it's 'illogical' it's that humor is taking advantage another system with a different logic (in regards to the minds expectations, social status, etc).

      The truth is we play loosey goosey with the definition of "logic", most people don't have a very good understanding of it, nor a deep appreciation that different systems have different logics. The statement itself seems irrational, but the humor is very logical, when you realize different systems have different logic.

      i.e. this is funny because x is not y, or x was expected to be z, but was in fact c.
    11. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the context is such that the question was nonsense before you finished asking it, then there are no right answers, because it's not a question, it's gibberish. If it wasn't nonsense, it's a simple yes or no question. This isn't some deep secret of the universe you're talking about here... you're setting up a straw man.

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    12. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you just reminded me of another ability of intelligence - deceit. True intelligence must be capable of recognizing lies. It pretty much follows that it must be capable of lying itself, if only as a defense against lies.

      Otherwise, it leaves itself open to easy attack and destruction, which isn't intelligent at all.

      An intelligent system would be capable of trolling. A truly intelligent one would enjoying it!

      The idea that a database of answers could in any way be intelligent is fundamentally flawed.

      "The hockey scores are 2 to 1, a tie of 4 each, 3 nothing, and 2 to 3 in overtime" This might be 100% accurate, but it doesn't convey much information, and certainly doesn't give an *intelligent* answer. Heck, if that's the definition of intelligence, just print out evry possible score, and say - its in there somewhere.

      True intelligence isn't in the answers. Its in asking the questions in the first place. "Why is the sky blue?" "Why does an apple fall to the ground?" "What makes a rainbow?" "Birdie birdie in the sky, why you do that in my eye, gee I'm glad that cows don't fly."

      Google isn't intelligent (errr .... yet ... :-). It only gives me the answers I'm looking for. I have to formulate the questions in the first place. This whole idea of "artificial intelligence is the ability to answer questions" is as bullshit as psychics claiming to predict the future, when they can't even "predict" what I had for breakfast this morning.

    13. Re:McKinstry was a kook by JackHoffman · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood the criterion. The test is meant to take the "appearance" of the bot out of the test. Take the set of all yes/no questions which a human being can answer. If the bot can answer all these questions too, it is intelligent. The test does not involve other questions, such as questions which don't have a clear answer or questions which are not boolean. The idea behind that modification is that cognition, not articulation, is intelligence and that making a person believe that a bot is a human (like the Turing test demands) therefore tests the wrong aspect of the interaction. Any question can be reformulated into one or more binary questions:

      "Will it rain tomorrow?" (Yes/No/Maybe) becomes "Are you sure it will rain tomorrow?" and "Are you sure it won't rain tomorrow?"

      The example "Do you still beat your wife?" can clearly be answered by "yes" or "no" (It's the same question as "Have you been beating your wife and do you beat your wife?") The trick about that question is that the answer "no" can lead a person to draw an illogical conclusion, but that is irrelevant for the test. (You could ask additional questions to see if the bot understands the fallacy.)

    14. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, you just reminded me of another ability of intelligence - deceit. True intelligence must be capable of recognizing lies.
       
      That's nonsense. You can fail to acknowledge that there are any other sentients out there to lie to you and still be intelligent and self aware. Dogs don't even understand our language, they clearly cannot tell when we are lying, yet they have intelligence. Humans raised wild are another example of the same.

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    15. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is very interesting. Unless you're the ai that murdered McKinstry and is now trying to make suicide seem plausible... In which case it's still very interesting.

    16. Re:McKinstry was a kook by bunratty · · Score: 1

      The idea that a database of answers could in any way be intelligent is fundamentally flawed.
      The database of Cyc and other AI systems does not contain just answers. It contains the basic "understanding" so that it can read and comprehend other materials, such as encyclopedias, that contain the answers. Cyc has had the ability to sit and ponder over what is in its knowledge base and ask questions to get clarification and further understanding. It still is a long way from strong AI, though.
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    17. Re:McKinstry was a kook by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Humans who aren't psychotic extend their sense of self to encapsulate their operating environment, their peers and their progeny, and we'll destroy ourselves to protect it because we have an expanded sense of self."

      Actually you've made a pretty good argument that human beings ARE psychotic, they do not live in a rational manner. There ability to 'extend sense of self' is primtiive and quite limited, (religions, atheism vs theism, capitalism vs socialism, and on and on). If we count up all the wars and all the wasted energy on prejudice and ridiculous social status games, political idealogies, and 'us vs. them'. We could definitely have an argument that most people are in fact psychotic in some sense.

      Philosophers attributed the madness of the world to limitations on peoples intelligence (i.e. they did wrong because they were ignorant and powerless (no intelligent enough) to change their environment to solve the problems of existence)

      Consider mahciavelli for instance his estimation of most human beings is thus:

      Of humanity we may generally say, they are fickle, hypocritical and greedy of gain -- Niccolo Machiavelli

      We might add 'psychotic' to the list and miss a beat when it comes down to defining human behaviour.

    18. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Hell I remember his bogus "OxyLock" protection scheme which, like any protection scheme, utterly failed.

      It must have failed incredibly hard, because the only relevant hit on Google for "oxylock protection scheme" is the parent post. Just googling for "oxylock" brings up loads of pages about quick-release couplings for oxygen cylinders, nothing about any kind of protection scheme.

      Just sayin'...

    19. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when you apply quantum logic, you can never be sure, whether you still beat your wife.

    20. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Cairnarvon · · Score: 1

      If the capacity to engage in self-preservation implies self-awareness, most bacteria are self-aware.

    21. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ccharles · · Score: 1

      > Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?"

      What are you talking about? Of course, that question can be answered with a yes or no. Both of those answers even make sense. Neither one is an answer that most people would like to give, however.

    22. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      How can you consider war, which involves going to fight on behalf of your group, as not being an example of the extended sense of self?

      Going to war to protect the group is the ultimate expression of an extended sense of self. Misguided though it often is, it is still one of the best examples of self-sacrifice around. Creating war to take advantage of the group, on the other hand, is the act of a psychopath.

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    23. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does a Level 70 - Female Orc Warlock have to do with this? That's what google gave me....

    24. Re:McKinstry was a kook by kitgerrits · · Score: 1


      I don't want to seem too atheistic here, but are you sure you need a physical representation of yourself in order to acknowledge your existence?
      If one is born without sight, feeling or hearing, does that mean that they don't realise they exist?

      On the other hand, does that mean that modern construction robots are intelligent?
      All of them have feedback as to their physical state/shape.
      Some of them have forms of pressure sensitivity, so they can feel.
      Some even have cameras, with which they can observer themselves.
      Does that make them intelligent?

      Young children are not exactly what you'd call self-aware.
      (this is easily observed by the fact that they tend to run into or fall over things,
          simply not realizing there's a body attached to their eyes and hands)
      Do you mean to say they are not intelligent?

      Supposing the entire emotional, intellectual and factual content of your brain could be 'saved' as a binary image and run through a software interpreter.
      Could the result be construed as intelligence?

      (Although you could argue that the memories include feedback)

      I have to admin I never really studied psychology or AI, but I am seriously intrigued by the likes of Philip K Dick (DADES/Bladerunner) and Masamune Shirow (Ghost in the Shell).

      Both of them basically pose the question:
      What is life?
      What is intelligence?
      What is reality?

      (and what happens if any of the above are tampered with?)

      I personally admire people that actually take those questions, hypothesize and try to answer those questions by scientific method.
      He might have been seriously insane, but that does not mean he was not intelligent.

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      "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. It's the one thing I am indebted to her for."
    25. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Tomy · · Score: 1


      Yes, but is that the kind of intelligence you want to model? Furthermore, dogs learn, so they're not just relying on a database of facts, they can add items and update items on their own. My dogs know the word "walk" so I would have to spell it out to my wife, "Do you want to take the dogs on a W-A-L-K?" They eventually learned that this also meant "walk."

      "Joe has a degree in CS" may be false today and true at a later time. The ability to update your own database or "opinions" over time may exclude large portions of the human population from the concept of intelligence, but it is not to me the ultimate goal of AI to model them other than possibly a stepping stone to something greater.

      An easily duped computer program might be a novelty, and even able to pass the Turing Test (which ironically, is more about duping a human than really creating true intelligence), but hardly useful. A program that started out being easily duped and then learned to be more critical is a real achievement.

      But it does show the disagreement we have in defining "intelligence." Is it the ability to learn? Or as you suggest "self awareness?"

      Seems to me a program that relied on a large database of unverifiable and sometimes conflicting facts (say Google and Wikipedia), to form correct answers and even synthesize new answers is much closer to intelligence than the approach these two were taking. One would hardly consider a SQL query to be intelligence.

    26. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Actually, the designers of the criterion clearly misunderstood the nature of intelligence, and even the "appearance" of intelligence. Maybe they finally realized the truth, and then asked themselves "did I just waste my life on stupidity?", answered "yes", and had so much psychologically invested in being "right", that they couldn't look on a wrong answer as also being a contribution to knowledge.

      Finding out that something doesn't work is also knowledge with utility.

    27. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My dog eats his own shit. You call that intelligence?

      Yes. He can't pick it up and take it away because he has no hands, and if he leaves it in the wrong place, he knows predators will find his regular haunts, so he buries it when he can or eats it when he can't. Same thing as cats who eat hairballs. It's an example of him recognizing that the shit piles are long term risks to his survival and taking steps to preserve himself.

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    28. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Dogs don't even understand our language, they clearly cannot tell when we are lying"

      You clearly don't have enough experience with dogs. They can tell. Eventually, they can even figure out the word "bath" if we spell it instead of saying it. They understand the difference between "do you want to go outside" and "youy're not going outside", and "come get a treat" and "come get a cookie" Bear doesn't like the treats, but he likes chocolate chip cookies. He knows the difference between "treat" and "cookie". Toby clearly understands "don't go in the garbage", but he still sneaks into it when he thinks he can get away with it, and he pretends nothing's wrong up to the moment of discovery, at which point he KNOWS he's been busted, even before I say anything.

      There was a cat that temporarily had a limp. It got more attention when it was limping, so if anyone was watching, it limped. As soon as it thought nobody was watching, it walked perfectly normal. Even cats know how to lie, and can do it intentionally.

    29. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there's a definite need to make sure the AI we program into robots isn't psychotic. That's a major issue facing AI research. Hey by any chance do you like science-fiction TV shows?

    30. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It was called OxyLok. Google that and enjoy the nuttiness.

    31. Re:McKinstry was a kook by dustmite · · Score: 1

      If you had read anything about their research, or even read the whole article (granted, it's long), you would've realised that neither of them ever suggested that a huge database alone would create intelligence. Rather, the premise was that a huge database would be a prerequisite as PART OF a complete breakfast / intelligent system. I.e. you can have a big-ass database without intelligence, but you can't have useful intelligence without also having the big-ass database - the database is a basis on which you can build and do research on intelligence.

    32. Re:McKinstry was a kook by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      You need to be capable of both logical thought, and also of grasping incongruities, to see the humour.

      Imagine a bunch of /. geeks discussing humor. Now the irony there is hilarious!

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      Just callin' it like I see it.
    33. Re:McKinstry was a kook by smurgy · · Score: 1

      For that matter a wooden pegboard with flipswitches is logical in that it can process inputs (a marble being dropped in) to outputs (the slot via which the marble exits).

      In fact logic and intelligence are in no way related. It's possible to be intelligent without a trace of logic.

      It's called being female.

    34. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I read the whole article, and was underwhelmed. Where do you think I got the quote from?

      ... also ...

      "but you can't have useful intelligence without also having the big-ass database

      Sure you can. My dog is intelligent without having a big-ass database. Babies learn without starting off with a big-ass database. Its the intelligence that lets us create our "knowledge database", not the other way around. They put the cart before the horse, thinking that, by amassing enough facts, and designing an engine to manipulate those facts, artificial intelligence would emerge.

      Of course, when you put the cart before the horse, or mistake the representation of the thing for the thing itself, you're going to end up getting it backwards.

      Does a person become a genius once they accumulate a huge store of facts, and master how to manipulate them, or is that a consequence of being a genius - that they then go on to accumulate a huge store of facts, and enjoy manipulating them?

    35. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      In fact logic and intelligence are in no way related. It's possible to be intelligent without a trace of logic.

      It's called being female.

      ... and its possible to be logical without a trace of intelligence.

      Its called "sleeping on the couch for the next 10 years".

      The same logic totally devoid of any intelligence that, when a woman asks "Does this dress make me look fat?", leads guys to say "its not the dress ..."

    36. Re:McKinstry was a kook by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      It's not an argument that we're psychotic at all. You may have missed the general thrust of the argument -- which is derived from the "sense of mortality" the OP said. You, I, everyone we've ever met, anyone we've ever cared about -- we are all doomed. But a book can live forever, a constitution or nation can live forever, a play, a movie ... All of these things are considered by many to be things bigger than themselves. People put value on these things, and try to protect them, because no one can do anything about their own mortality, but they can make their works outlast them. The US Constitution, George Orwell's novels, Ghandi's nonviolent resistance philosophy -- all of these things are still with us, even though the original creators have since departed.

      When J. K. Rowlings dies (as of course she will eventually), she will be dead but Harry Potter will still be attending Hogwarts. Don't you think she would be upset if someone tried to ban the novels and called for all copies to be destroyed? If you went up to her, and called her books worthless tripe and said they wouldn't last and in fifty years no one would want them or read them, that they would be quickly forgotten -- wouldn't that be rude?

    37. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McKinstry was a kook

      Anytime someone condenses the entire sum of a person, their life experiences, everything they have ever seen, thought, written, spoken, and done into a single word, I have to laugh at them because they are obviously an idiot.

    38. Re:McKinstry was a kook by stjobe · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I remember him from Kuro5hin, where he among other things claimed that his AI could predict terrorist attacks. Got a few of us riled up (not that that's especially hard). Sadly, that story never made it, but some of his other stories did.


      Truly an american icon ;)

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      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    39. Re:McKinstry was a kook by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      Sure they can. They can't follow the actual words, but when you the animal to do/not do something, it knows very well what you mean. I forget where I read this, but there are cases where dogs become incredibly anxious and freak out when the owners leave (it's a classic 'problem dog' scenario, apparently) and they have found that the animal will read clues and know the person is getting ready to leave, before the person even consciously knows it.

      Say for instance you always keep the treats in a given location. You walk over there, call for the animal, and shake the box -- it comes and gets a treat. Suppose you started doing this, then when the dog comes, show it the treat -- put the treat back in the box, and walk away. How long do you think it will take the dog to figure out you're lying to it? ** And yes, that IS lying. A) You're deliberately communicating something B) you know is not true C) specifically to deceive the dog.

      ** - I do not advise actually being so cruel as to do this. It does, however, make a good example.

    40. Re:McKinstry was a kook by stjobe · · Score: 1
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    41. Re:McKinstry was a kook by smurgy · · Score: 1

      when a woman asks "Does this dress make me look fat?"
      the correct answer of course being to back a way very slowly indeed, pretending deafness.
    42. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Note that chocolate is poisonous to many animals, including dogs and cats.

    43. Re:McKinstry was a kook by grub · · Score: 1


      Here's McKinstry's slashdot user page if you're interested in reading more of his crap.

      Truly an american icon

      He was Canadian. :)

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      Trolling is a art,
    44. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Redrover5545 · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, but your dog, as cute or as exceptional as you think it is, does not understand english or any other human language. It does pick up on your tone of voice. So when you say "do you want to go outside" and "youy're (sic) not going outside", it's just picking up on the two different tones you use.

      Toby does not feel shame, guilt or any human emotion after going through the garbage. It is a dog. What he is showing you is submission in front of his pissed off owner. The signs of a submissive dog, not making eye contact, laying down, whining, can be confused with "shame" or "guilt", but your dog is not going to change his behaviour afterwards.

      Take comfort that your cat is not lying to you. It does not have morals, ethics, or a sense of guilt (much like Toby). It cannot lie, because it cannot tell the truth and probably does not have the imagination to lie. However, your cat is probably very adept at picking up the fact that you treat it better when it "fakes" a limp.

      Animals cannot reason or think as well as human beings, but they do pick up on tones, behaviours and attitudes well.

    45. Re:McKinstry was a kook by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 1

      Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?"

      and why can't this be answered "yes" or "no"? I fail to see where "maybe" would fit in, and "fuck off and die" would just be self-evident...

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    46. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "Note that chocolate is poisonous to many animals, including dogs and cats."

      I wish. Even the theobromide in it doesn't hurt them! A 1-pound chocolate easter bunny as a snack doesn't even give them the runs. Then again, none of them weighs less than 100 pounds (newfie, mutt, st bernard). I once calculated that it would take the theobromide in something like $700 worth of chocolate bars to do the job.

    47. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate dogs. I think they're disgusting, annoying, unclean little filth machines. They're also stupid. But you're wrong that dogs can't learn to understand language. Dogs are often trained to respond to verbal commands like "sit," "fetch," "shake hands," and so on. Tone of voice is a cue, and an important one, but it's by no means their only understanding of what you say.

    48. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You imbecile, of course humor is logical. It's a higher order of logic; "meta logic". Like the persons in TFA, you fail to dig beyond the surface logic of your American sitcom-world.

    49. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But McKinstry really was a kook. Anyone who had any kind of dealings with him will tell you the same. The guy was a raving lunatic, which is something the article really seems to gloss over. For instance, there's no mention of his believe that the human brain is a 9-dimensional antenna...or something like that. The guy was NUTS.

    50. Re:McKinstry was a kook by superyooser · · Score: 1

      he knows predators will find his regular haunts

      Dogs know of predators lurking under the couch?* Are there bears and tigers in the backyard?

      *(I had a miniature dachshund that liked to hide under the couch.)

    51. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the dog was doing it out of intelligence, it would realize that there are no predators around to find it's feces. Instead, it acts off programmed instinct, with no ability to understand why the instinct no longer applies.

      That is not to say a dog is not intelligent. They have a reasonable amount of problem solving skills for an animal, and will learn easily from experience. They are bred to be trainable after all. But that particular element is them being stupid.

    52. Re:McKinstry was a kook by sweaterface · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that the received view of animal coprophagy is that nutritionally-deficient animals eat feces because they are a reliable source of vitamin B12.

    53. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "Animals cannot reason or think as well as human beings, but they do pick up on tones, behaviours and attitudes well."

      So you will grant that communication is taking place?

      Also, I've tried the "use the same tone of voice" trick - once a dog knows you, it doesn't work. They STILL understand the word BATH.

      I've stopped being pissed off when Toby goes into the garbage, in part because the way he learned how to do it is quite smart. I bought a new large garbage can, figuring that the step-on lid would keep him out. That lasted until the first time I stepped on the pedal - he immediately did the same thing, one foot on the pedal and his head in the can (he's a big dog). He still knows he's doing wrong - same as when he came up to my desk, stuck his nose under my elbow, and s-l-o-w-l-y tried to sneak away with my car registration renewal form so he could see how it tasted.

      I have two identical office chairs - he knows he's not allowed to chew the one I sit in (it took me a year to find an identical one, after he chewed the original one). He's had ample time to, and there's not a single bite mark on it. The other one? Its a regular shew toy. They understand a LOT more than most people give them credit for.

      They also know how to communicate the difference between "I want to go outside" and "I *have* to go outside" , same as little kids do.

      I'd have to say, based on their actions, that they understand "mine" and "yours". They have stuff they're not willing to share with each other. They know enough to wait until I'm distracted before doing something that they don't want to get caught doing. That shows they can come up with a rudimentary plan, and execute it.

      Tool use? One of them mastered the art of opening doors with round-handled doorknobs. I still don't know how he did it. He also figured out how to open a garage door by pushing the button, then went over to the neighbor a block away to visit his "friend." He also knew how to work the AC control on the dash, so he could cool his privates on the vent. He understood the concept of "slide ac control lever, passenger-side vent gives cool air." Made for some strange looks from other drivers.

    54. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if she was single, in her 30's, living in the area where these guys were living, and was looking for an educated man who was also single, there could have been a match here...

    55. Re:McKinstry was a kook by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I think you are confusing intelligence with other human traits. I would consider a computer that is able to correctly answer any yes/no question asked of it to be intelligenty (though this was obviously not possible via his database method).

    56. Re:McKinstry was a kook by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      It sounds like McKinstry was an individual who had an idea and he spent much of his life working towards it despite his psychological disabilities. Before you disparage him, ask yourself if you have worked towards a single goal with as much fortitude. The anonymity of your posting suggests that you haven't and so you have no idea what it means to have a sense of purpose. My guess is that you get payed well to do the biddings of your supervisor, which is a small purpose indeed. It is easy to criticize from the tiny little box where you sit.

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    57. Re:McKinstry was a kook by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      Simple logic would determine that the question "Do you still beat your wife?" has a bias, and not that it is a stupid question as you imply. Given enough parameters or "knowledge" of a system, I would think an intelligent system would either determine that the question is unfounded (i.e. if the system has meta-knowledge of itself and knows it is not married, then this question would simply be passed off as bogus.

      I would think McKinstry would have known about the assumptions that a binary system of logic has, and would limit the inputs to the types of questions that such a system could reasonably answer. There are certainly very many types of intelligence, and it appears obvious to me that he is trying to limit the tasks by making the questions easier (binary; yes and no). Of course if the intelligent answer is "maybe" then it is not a (valid) yes-or-no question.

    58. Re:McKinstry was a kook by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      Really? My understanding was that dogs can't get the vitamines any other way. While their poop is broken down in their intestines, they can't absorb any vitamines, and must intake them again.

      It's probably a combination of both, though.

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    59. Re:McKinstry was a kook by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Now I understand your earlier statement about all humans being inherently dark and violent. You prefer the companionship of animals, who of course cannot annoy you with contradictions to your world view. That's OK by me, but it's also kind of sad.

      Please give Bear and Toby a cookie for me and a nice head-pat.

    60. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your dog may have a vitamin deficiency and should be taken to the vet.

    61. Re:McKinstry was a kook by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      It's a chicken and egg question. One cannot build an intelligent system without at least some "knowledge" to manipulate. One also cannot use this knowledge (in an intelligent manner) without an intelligent system in place.

      I've never heard any AI researchers claim that a mere database is an intelligent system in and of itself.

      In a more human analogy people need to have a knowledge of numbers and equations before they can start doing calculus. They need to memorize their times tables, if you will. From this base knowledge people can however start doing more creative things, like developing theories of relativity. There does need to be a base knowledge however.

    62. Re:McKinstry was a kook by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      "Note that chocolate is poisonous to many animals, including dogs and cats." I wish. I don't presume to be an expert, but if you are going to be making claims like this then it is fair to give a counterpoint from an authoritative source (American Veterinary Medical Association):
      http://www.avma.org/careforanimals/animatedjourneys/livingwithpets/poisoninfo.asp#Misc3
    63. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Pizaz · · Score: 1

      The question is, can you create an AI that is like a Cmdr Data before he got his emotion chip? Data was able to learn and understand how and why humour worked, but as well all know, humour is all about the feeling and that was something Data never could know until the chip. But I digress.

    64. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Pizaz · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Too many people want to live in a black and white world where the good people where white hats and get the girl and succeed in life and the bad people always get what they deserve. Life isn't like the movies. Everyone's got problems but clearly some people have to battle massive challenges day in and day out for years and years and the battle can take it's toll resulting in an unnecessary premature death. To all of you on your high horses who think you're somehow better than this guy, just remember that none of us are getting out of this alive.

    65. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Here we go again. People just are too lazy to do the math.

      Baking chocolate has a LOT more potency than the chocolate you find in chocolate bars. I'd still have to give my St. Bernard more than 6 pounds of baking chocolate. Multiply by 10 to 20 or more for milk chocolate - there's no way she can eat a couple of hundred pounds of chocolate bars (not that she wouldn't try, but her stomach simply isn't big enough).

      So lets do the math. A one-pound easter bunny isn't going to do anything to any of my dogs. Even the skinny mutt weighs over 100 pounds - and he's eaten razor blades, nails, all sorts of stuff.

      My old newfie got into the easter bunnies, and ate 2 1-pound ones in one morning. The only side effect was his dumps were a rich dark chocolate colour for a while.

      Of course, if you have a smaller dog, all bets are off - they're just not as robust.

    66. Re:McKinstry was a kook by m50d · · Score: 1
      You clearly don't have enough experience with dogs. They can tell. Eventually, they can even figure out the word "bath" if we spell it instead of saying it. They understand the difference between "do you want to go outside" and "youy're not going outside", and "come get a treat" and "come get a cookie"

      If that were truly understanding language, they'd be able to do all that for any person speaking English, even with their owners not present - and it's usually (always?) the case that they can't.

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    67. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The sad fact is that the majority of dogs only last a couple of years before the owner gets tired of them, for whatever reason. They might get lucky and get a second owner, but most dogs don't die of diseases of old age. It takes more than physical maturity. That degree of socialization takes years, not months.

      Most people, because their pets become "disposable", never get the chance to forge that sort of bond. Dogs, like people, change as they get older. the interactions become more complex, richer. They're still dogs, with the same drives as any other dog, but their interactions with humans - any humans - is broader.

      They still bark at strangers. They still instinctively guard territory. They still want to chase squirrels. But they also gave no problems to either of the people I had come over and let them out when I was sequestered for jury duty, even though neither of them had looked after the three of them before, and more than 350 pounds of dog can be quite a handful.

    68. Re:McKinstry was a kook by springbox · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, Dogs are certainly intelligent. Our dog seems to understand quite well that pooping in the house is a BAD thing, but I think you've got this "understanding language" thing wrong. Training dogs is a combination of body language and vocal commands. Dogs will build a "dictionary" over time that maps your commands to desired actions, but I seriously doubt they understand your language at all. They might sometimes SEEM to understand what you're saying, but you two are also living together closely so the intent of body language from either end will become quite apparent.

    69. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you feed your dog chocolate then it doesn't sound like you or your dog are particularly intelligent.

    70. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a fucking moron.

      When faced with advice from professionals, you choose to live in ignorance and try to justify it by saying that your dog only gets a little sick (the dark brown dumps you mentioned). To top it all off, you allow your dog to eat nails and razorblades? I'm sorry but a good pet owner would NEVER allow these things to happen. I hope they take your poor dogs away from you and slap you with a fine. Futhermore I hope you never have children.

    71. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dog eats his own shit. You call that intelligence?

      Maybe it's just your dog that is stupid.

    72. Re:McKinstry was a kook by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        Any intelligent being that is not capable of deceit probably won't survive to breed.

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    73. Re:McKinstry was a kook by RossumsChild · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna make a logical jump here and guess you've never read any Robert Pirsig. Classical reasoning is only a component of philosophy, not its foundation.

    74. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "Professionals" also convinced my sister that all dogs need to be treated for heartworm - one of our vets tried to pull that crap with me. Hearworm isn't a risk in dogs that weigh over 100 pounds, as another vet (who agreed with me) confirmed. Small mammals only. A pound of chocolate won't harm a large dog. The other dog never got sick from eating chocolate - it only changed the color, not the consistency, of his stool. Same thing as happens with people who eat too much.

      As for allowing Toby to eat things, he gets into everything. He ate both an elecric razor and backup ordinary razor the same week - and neither of those were within easy reach. They were on a shelf 5 feet above the floor. He just kept growing until he was able to reach it easily. He taught the St. Bernard to chew things - I came home to find one side of a couch gone. Not chewed. Gone. He's eaten throgh the legs of 2 chairs while people have been sitting in them. Most people would never have put up with his constant chewing of anything and everything. Most people also wouldn't have taken him to work every day for 8 months because he would immediately defecate on the floor if left alone for more than 30 seconds. He's okay now, but it took a LOT of patience and understanding. He chews less now, and he seems to know what he's not allowed to chew, more or less.

      I don't know anyone else who would have taken the time and effort to deal with this dog. I had a chance to give him away after a few months, and I couldn't because I knew that anyone else wouldn't have put up with his destructive behaviour and his other problems. He's turned into a good dog, but it took a LOT of work. Also keep in mind that this was a dog that was dumped on me - I didn't choose him. It was me or back to the pound.

      All my dogs are "pound puppies" - in one case literally the night before they were due to be put down because the shelter had no more room, their time was up, and its either get there within 15 minutes and take it, or its dead the next morning.

      They all get as much high-protein dry dog food as they want. Their bowls are always full, so they don't gorge themselves out of fear that if they don't eat it all now, there won't be any later. None of them are overweight. The three of them climb into bed at night, because that's where they want to be - with me. I could save a LOT of money if I didn't have them - a smaller place, more time for myself, less furniture chewed on, more room in bed, etc.

      When I eat in front of them, they get some as well. I'm not going to eat in front of them and not share, just like I wouldn't in front of a human. The few times I watch TV, two climb on the couch. and the other one sits at my feet. When I'm on the computer at home, they're usually right there with me.

      They're happy dogs. Most dogs should be so lucky. The average dog lasts 2 years in any one home. My St. Bernard is 9. She has a bad leg, so I have to help her a lot, but she's still hopefully got a long way to go. I don't know how old this Newfie is, but my other one I got at 14 months (another pound dog), and he died of cancer at 12, which is ancient for a Newf. The mutt? He's around 5 now, but he still thinks he's a puppy.

      Like I said - they're happy, and better off than most dogs.

    75. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When faced with advice from professionals, you choose to live in ignorance and try to justify it

      Dude, the very link given with the advice from professionals that you're talking about say that, in order to be poisonous, the dosage of baking chocolate needs to be at 1/2 oz per pound of body weight. For a 100lb dog, that'd be over 3lbs of pure baking chocolate

      Did you know that nutmeg is a hallucinogenic for humans? Never felt anything when you had nutmeg? That's because dosage is everything.

    76. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      All very nice and good, except that the "body language" bit doesn't explain how they understand the same words from someone else who has never watched them before.

    77. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      No, I have to agree with AC about this, 'Yes', 'No', 'Maybe', 'Sir, don't be an ass' are simple logic. Actually scratch 'simple' there, there is no such a thing as simple logic or complex logic, logic just is.

        What you mean is that intelligence is more than prerecorded instances of logic, intelligence is dynamic logic, applied logic. True a database that gives me the year Napoleon died if I ask for it doesn't seem very intelligent, but if I ask it if Napoleon was an idealist and it answers that he can be considered an idealist because he tried to achieve glory over physical well being, I wouldn't hesitate to call it intelligent.

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    78. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rabbits get all their vitamins from eating their dinner twice. Its typical of anything that eats only veggies and only has one stomach. Cows have 4 so they don't have to re-eat their dinner.

    79. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      1 pound of chocolate candy killed my 25-pound dog. (Nobody fed it to her; she crawled up onto a counter where the box had been carelessly left.) The kidneys failed and she was dead a few hours later. So yeah, it might take a few pounds of chocolate to kill your 100-pound dog, but why risk it? It really is a lot worse for them than for us, and there are other healthier treats they like better (e.g. raw beef -- yum yum!).

    80. Re:McKinstry was a kook by springbox · · Score: 1

      They probably understand words if they sound familiar enough. I didn't mean to say they're completely stupid but I'm not convinced they actually understand their owner's spoken language.

    81. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear about your odg. However, like a lot of things, it doesn't scale linearly. A 25-pound dog is a small dog. Then again, to me anything under 100 pounds is a small dog.

      Sharing chocolate chip cookies with my dogs is a zero-risk proposition. Its not bakers' chocolate, and even if it were, there's not enough chocolate in a 2-pound bag of cookies, even if one of them ate the whole thing by itself, to do them any harm.

    82. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      Technically speaking there are people who might call that "instinct" rather than intelligence.

      The entire scientific community hasn't yet figured out what they consider to be the ultimate defining properties of "intelligence". When they do, I'm quite sure they can reproduce it. But before you copy anything, you need to know what it is exactly you are copying.

      So, it all reminds me of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. How would *you* define "Quality"?

    83. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with intelligence is it's not something we've really ever settled for a fixed definition of.

      Intelligence means something different depending on who you ask, but even the most common understandings of the meaning intelligence recognise that intelligent behaviour goes further than requiring just a single individual and as such we have things such as swarm intelligence.

      Intelligence can't simply be created in the way you describe because there are differing types of knowledge and in this case it is non-propositional knowledge that you have missed in your description. The fact is, not all knowledge is easily taught, some is passed on naturally at birth whilst other knowledge is learn simply by having a go and using common sense and this only begins to explain the problem. We just don't have the luxury that is gained from creating a new creature naturally - that massive amounts of knowledge required for survival are passed down.

      I'd argue our best bets right now for creating intelligent life are by actually using biotech, it seems more likely that we'll be able to use the central nervous systems of real creatures to feed the basic knowledge to our artificial life than it does us ever being able to program this knowledge into an artificial creature.

    84. Re:McKinstry was a kook by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?" I know what you meant, but just to be pedantic: sure, that question *can* be properly answered with a yes or no (supposing one has, in the past, beaten his wife, if he still currently does, then "yes" is a proper answer; if he now doesn't, "no" is proper).

      Regardless of being able to answer a question properly, there's a perfectly valid third answer: "the question is meaningless because it presupposes incorrect information as fact." In that case the "do you still beat your wife?" question would just be unsuitable for a database of factual questions and answers, because it cannot be answered as-is. That's not really a flaw of the data gathering/storage method; it's a flaw of the question and questioner.

      Anyhow, I'm still not convinced that yes/no questions about facts aren't useful. "Maybe" as an answer is really a non-answer. You just get a similar case to "the question is meaningless..." in the form of "the question cannot be answered without being made more specific." If the answer to "can birds fly?" is "some of them can, and some of them can't," then the question is just useless. You need, "can pigeons fly?" (yes), "can penguins fly?" (no), etc.

      Of course, I'm not really sure where I'm going with this. All I've done here is assert that many (maybe not all) failed attempts at yes/no questions can be 'repaired' by making them more specific. Who knows if that's still useful for AI research purposes.
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    85. Re:McKinstry was a kook by BootNinja · · Score: 1

      The problem with this question comes in the circumstance that you have never beaten your wife. You would answer no, but then, due to the phrasing of the question, people will infer that in the past you did beat your wife and now have ceased to do so. It leaves people with an incorrect negative impression of you that is not justified. In this case, no is not the correct answer, but neither is yes.

    86. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      Dogs can be trained to respond to stimulus (such as spoken words). They do not understand language. Words like "sit", "fetch" and "shake hands" are just different kinds of barks to them. There's no meaning, just a learned association.

    87. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      A dog learning that "B-A-T-H" means "bath" has simply learned a new word, just like they learned the original "bath". To a dog, it's just a different kind of bark and they've figured out that it means they're about to get a bath. There's a difference between learning and comprehending a language, and associating a certain sound with an activity that usually follows it.

      The cat isn't lying. It's just learned to perform for attention. When you reward behavior, animals figure that out and repeat the behavior.

    88. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "A dog learning that "B-A-T-H" means "bath" has simply learned a new word, just like they learned the original "bath". To a dog, it's just a different kind of bark and they've figured out that it means they're about to get a bath. There's a difference between learning and comprehending a language, and associating a certain sound with an activity that usually follows it."

      And how is that different from humans associating the word "banana" with a fruit? Or us associating words with activites that follow, like "Stop or I'll shoot?" And how does that take away from the fact that the dog understands the difference between "I'm going to take a bath" and "I'm going to give the D-O-G a B-A-T-H"?

      Communication is taking place. They understand something based on context - something which is more advanced than just the word in isolation. There's a cerain amount of intelligence involved, which is what counts.

    89. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand what "language" is. Yes, a rudimentary form of communication is taking place. Language includes rules (grammar), and symbols (abstract concepts), neither of which are within the capabilities of a dog or a cat. They are simply responding to a learned auditory association. There's no context for them to understand, since they're incapable of understanding the individual symbols. It's just a long bark and they've figured out the important parts of that bark ("take" vs. "give the dog").

      Don't get me wrong: the ability to make associations like this is a kind of intelligence, and animals that learn those associations quickly are certainly smarter. But they're incapable of reasoning, of understanding abstract concepts, and the rules of grammar. This means they do not understand language, though they can build up a vocabulary of associations.

    90. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Dogs are capable of learning that an abstract symbol means something. It takes training, same as humans. How do you think you learned the alphabet? Or that green means go and red means stop?

      As just one example of how they understand, watch what they do when they see a mirror. They understand that the dog they see isn't real, that its a reflection of themself. They act differently than to a dog on TV, which they understand is "not self." The ability to understand and discern the difference between "self" and "not self" is a huge leap into both abstraction and self-awareness, along the same lines as "I think, therefore I am."

      They even understand that other dogs in the mirror are not only "not self", but also "not really dogs".

      That takes a fair amount of intelligence, and the ability to understand abstract concepts - "self", "other", "not self", "not other", "not dog", etc.

    91. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if it's your intention to disagree with me, or just tell me more ways that you think dogs are neat. I'll assume it's the former, so my apologies if that's wrong.

      They understand that the dog they see isn't real, that its a reflection of themself.

      I have no reason to not believe that dogs don't understand that a reflection isn't real, but this, too, is learned. The first time dogs are presented with a mirror, they usually sniff around it and try to get "behind" it to understand what's going on. It's not clear to me that they'd behave toward a mirror differently than a window through which they cannot hear.

      The identification of the reflected dog as themselves is something altogether different. A sense of self is another aspect of intelligence, but I'm not aware of studies that have actually suggested that this is the case in dogs. It has been demonstrated in more intelligent animals, though.

      They act differently than to a dog on TV, which they understand is "not self."

      I think it is just as likely that this is due to the fact that the colors they see on TV bear no similarity to reality. Keep in mind that the process of videotaping an image loses most of the information about the colors present, opting to capture only colors that excite the red, green and blue receptors in human eyes. Televisions reproduce this using a very specific set of wavelengths that do a great job of reproducing the color in our eyes, but fail completely to produce the same colors in the eyes of other species. I doubt a dog would recognize the thing on TV as a dog at all. Most TV images should appear washed-out and monochromatic (yellow).

      In any event, I would encourage you to read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_intelligence and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_cognition#Consciousness. Both are kind of interesting. I suspect our disagreement has more to do with disagreement on the terms we're using (intelligence, self-awareness, language) than any disagreement about how smart dogs really act.

    92. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "I doubt a dog would recognize the thing on TV as a dog at all."

      They do - and not just my dogs. Ask any dog owner. They see a dog running around barking on TV, they want to play.

      Why would you assume that the same tests with mirrors that we interpret as being evidence of self-awareness in primates is invalid for canines?

      Also, from the article you linked to:

      Rico was also able to interpret phrases such as "fetch the sock" in terms of its component words (rather than considering its utterance to be a single word). Rico could also give the sock to a specified person.

      For at least a decade, local dog-training classes have offered the same - you can tell the dog to find a specific object (say, for example, if there was a ball, a block, and a glover, to find the glove) and drop it in front of a specific person. Its not just border collies.

      Besides, it could be argued that dogs are more intelligent than humans - after all, who picks up who's shit? :-)

    93. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      Ask any dog owner. They see a dog running around barking on TV, they want to play.

      I've owned many dogs over many years. Are you sure the dogs aren't reacting to the barking? You seem to be making an awful lot of assumptions and jumping to conclusions that have little supporting evidence. And bear in mind that I don't know what dogs see on TV, I just think it's likely that they don't recognize it, because the medium isn't intended to work for them.

      Also, from the article you linked to:

      Are you offering this as evidence that dogs comprehend language? The dog is just building up vocabulary. There's no comprehension. Yes, the dog seems to react appropriately, but this is simple conditioning. There's no understanding going on. Further down on the same page there's discussion of emotion and "guilt" specifically. I know it's not language-related, but maybe reading that will give you a better handle on what I'm trying to convey here. Vocabulary is one aspect to language, but there's so much more involved with processing language that dogs simply are not capable of. They may appear to understand and react properly, but there's no evidence that this is anything other than simple learned/conditioned behavior. Try mixing up word order, introduce new objects, people and verbs in combinations that they've never seen before. This only works if (a) each command is given and executed individually; or (b) they are trained with each combination individually.

  5. Slashdot reference by pipatron · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    All you have to do is try to [imagine] Slashdot without the moderation system to see what's going to happen to your database.
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  6. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    fuck you. Push was a real person. he was my friend. someone please mod comments like this to -10 and banish the posters. sometimes when nerds think they are clever, they are merely showing what self-important assholes they are.

  7. Irony or Bathos? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    All that intelligence. All that education. Lifetimes spent in an unceasing uphill struggle to help mankind take the next great technological leap forward...ended in an instant to provide fodder for a /. joke.

    Gotta love it.

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    1. Re:Irony or Bathos? by lessthan · · Score: 1

      Well, technically, one lifetime. Neither one succeeded to pass 40, so if the average lifetime is ~78...

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  8. For those wondering how they died by the_humeister · · Score: 1

    One always had suicidal thoughts. The other had excruciating back pain.

  9. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by KodaK · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's all fun and games until someone eats my sacred cow.

    Sorry you lost a friend, but if you continue to take the Internet seriously you might wind up in a similar situation.

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  10. Calling JockTroll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nerds committing suicide! Your cup of tea! Come on, throw in your pathetic attempts at humor!

  11. Link by Otter · · Score: 1
    The link in the story isn't working for me; this does.

    Previewing ... now that one doesn't work either but this does.

  12. reminds me of this one sci-fi story by krnpimpsta · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can't remember the name, but there was this one Sci-fi story about the human race being grown by a superior species. In the same way that we would grow bacteria in a petri dish and put a ring of penecillin around it to kill all bacteria that try to leave that specific area, we were also being confined. But we were confined intellectually - our penecillin was "the discovery of an invisible nuclear shield" that could protect against a nuclear blast. In the story, every scientist who came close to this discovery would commit suicide. The story follows one particularly brilliant scientist who easily solved the problem, but was consumed by an irrisistable urge to kill himself once he figured it out.

    Anyone remember the name of that story? Or was it a book? I don't remember.. but it's pretty interesting to think about - especially if AI researchers begin to have a statistically higher probability of suicide.

    Maybe this is our penecillin?

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    1. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 3, Informative

      Breeds There a Man...?
      Isaac Asimov

    2. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by cuenca · · Score: 0

      I don't remember the title, but I remember it's a short story from Isaac Asimov. At the end the scientist created the nuclear shield, and hang himself. The situation is then compared to the bacteria becoming immune to the penecillin, as they are finally able to build the nuclear shield.

    3. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is a short sory by Isaac Asimov called "Breeds there a Man...?".

      If you like that, I'd recommend the movie Pi which has similar ideas.

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    4. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breeds There A Man? by Isaac Asimov

    5. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by ecl · · Score: 1

      Could it be Eric Frank Russell's "Sinister Barrier"?

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    6. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      At the end the scientist created the nuclear shield, and hang himself.

      Right up until this spoiler I was looking forward to reading it.

    7. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by krnpimpsta · · Score: 1

      Ah yeah, that was it. Thanks.

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    8. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by krnpimpsta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is a short sory by Isaac Asimov called "Breeds there a Man...?".


      Hmm.. I was just thinking.. if we are to suspend our disbelief for a moment and consider that the premise of Asimov's story is true: The advent of true AI would be a pretty logical advance to stop - to be our "penicillin." Once AI can be >= Human Intelligence, that AI can produce a greater AI, and so on - causing the technological singularity. That singularity could give almost instantaneous rise to all the technologies that we're not "supposed" to have..

      (Sorry, I don't understand how to use the tag.)
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  13. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    so you're basically saying that none of this counts... that it isn't real.

    there's a whole body of practice, and also that fact that you are sitting there on your ass reading it, that contradicts that lame-ass stance.

    it's 2008 and the old "it's just the Internet" doesn't hold water any more. Join us in the present, won't you?

  14. Killswitch? by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    Sounds familiar, maybe the AI was setting them up like in the killswitch episode of the xfiles.

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    1. Re:Killswitch? by Qwrk · · Score: 1

      Similar thoughts?
      Even when the article and the links provided gave me some compelling read, I couldn't lose that nagging in the back of my head; this is like KillSwitch! THE single most worthwhile episode... [still have it taped somewhere]. I've always been into the X-Files, but that one was a blast.
      Seems to me I wasn't teh only one ;-)

  15. AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by TheLink · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem with the "emergent intelligence" from lots of "neural networks" approach is even if it works you often don't really know why it works (or whether it's really working the way you want) - it's more a probability thing.

    The idea that a neural network given a "large enough corpus" can resemble a human being might be true. But a "long enough dead end" could look like a highway. Then again we are probably dead ends too, and so it's more a matter of which one goes on for longer ;).

    My other objection to such approaches is, if you wanted a nonhuman intelligence from neural networks that you don't really understand (the workings of), you can always go get one from the pet store.

    As it is the Biotech people probably have a better chance of making smarter AI than the computer scientists working on AI - who appear to be still stuck at a primitive level. But both may still not understand why :).

    Without a leap in the science of Intelligence/Consciousness, it would then be something like the field of Alchemy in the old days.

    I am not an AI researcher, but I believe things like "building a huge corpus" are wrong approaches.

    It has long been my opinion that what you need is something that automatically creates models of stuff - simulations. Once you get it trying to recursively model itself (consciousness) and the observed world at the same time AND predict "what might be the best thing to do" then you might start to get somewhere.

    Sure pattern recognition is important, but it's just a way for the Modeller to create a better model of the observed world. It is naturally advantageous for an entity to be able to model and predict other entities, and if the other entities are doing the same, you have a need to self model.

    So my question is how do you set stuff up so that it automatically starts modelling and predicting what it observes (including self observations)? ;)

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    1. Re:AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohhhhhh shit I was fooled again by your awesome sig! Will I never learn? You are my idol!

    2. Re:AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      Caveat: I'm not an AI researcher either, and what I do know of AI is enough to convince me never to go into the area in any serious way.

      The problem with the "emergent intelligence" from lots of "neural networks" approach is even if it works you often don't really know why it works (or whether it's really working the way you want) - it's more a probability thing.
      The idea is that the probability thing _is_ the reason why it works: intelligence goes way beyond the abilities of reductive reasoning to figure it out (for combinatorial reasons if nothing else.)

      The idea that a neural network given a "large enough corpus" can resemble a human being might be true. But a "long enough dead end" could look like a highway. Then again we are probably dead ends too, and so it's more a matter of which one goes on for longer ;).
      i agree here - the discrete basis for a neural network will limit its ultimate abilities to something well short of human intelligence.

      My other objection to such approaches is, if you wanted a nonhuman intelligence from neural networks that you don't really understand (the workings of), you can always go get one from the pet store.
      But you can't reprogram a hamster!

      As it is the Biotech people probably have a better chance of making smarter AI than the computer scientists working on AI - who appear to be still stuck at a primitive level. But both may still not understand why :).
      I'd suggest that they both have essentially zero chance of success given current methods. Thus the notion of better has problems.

      Without a leap in the science of Intelligence/Consciousness, it would then be something like the field of Alchemy in the old days.
      But without the ability to actually observe intelligence/consciousness, rather than just its gross macroscopic real-world effects, there will be no science to have a leap in. Only mystical traditions have approached the notion of such observation and nobody has looked too far at a fusion of the western science and eastern mystic traditions, something that would be beyond wierdness if anybody ever did.

      It has long been my opinion that what you need is something that automatically creates models of stuff - simulations. Once you get it trying to recursively model itself (consciousness) and the observed world at the same time AND predict "what might be the best thing to do" then you might start to get somewhere.
      A human brain loaded up with mathematics, logic, physics and philosophy is by far the best device I've come across for doing this, and nothing else really comes close.

      Sure pattern recognition is important, but it's just a way for the Modeller to create a better model of the observed world. It is naturally advantageous for an entity to be able to model and predict other entities, and if the other entities are doing the same, you have a need to self model.
      Patterns are fundamental, and thus so is the need to recognise them. It is far more than just a way for the Modeller to create a better model of the observed world, though that is one powerful application. Feedback is another fundamental notion, as is the harnessing of complexity and, potentially, chaos.

      So my question is how do you set stuff up so that it automatically starts modelling and predicting what it observes (including self observations)? ;)
      You've got me there: I just use my brain for that sort of thing ;-) (And biologists still don't know everything about how one of those starts up yet...)
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    3. Re:AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      The problem with the "emergent intelligence" from lots of "neural networks" approach is even if it works you often don't really know why it works (or whether it's really working the way you want) - it's more a probability thing.

      The idea that a neural network given a "large enough corpus" can resemble a human being might be true. But a "long enough dead end" could look like a highway. Then again we are probably dead ends too, and so it's more a matter of which one goes on for longer ;). That was kind of my thought too. I saw

      huge fact databases from which AI agents could feed, hoping to eventually have something that could reason at a human level or better

      and said, insensitively, "Okay, so he thought of an idea that sounds like crap to begin with, hasn't produced any AI-level results beyond 'neat', and probably won't ever produce any results."

      I don't want to trivialize their deaths, but let's not equate respect for the dead, with merit of their ideas.
    4. Re:AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by russellh · · Score: 1

      Without a leap in the science of Intelligence/Consciousness, it would then be something like the field of Alchemy in the old days.

      20th century AI will be seen as a alchemy, through and through, of that I have no doubt.

      So my question is how do you set stuff up so that it automatically starts modelling and predicting what it observes (including self observations)? ;)

      I think we're so far from that. intelligence, imho, is vastly overrated. Nature does things without "intelligence" that we cannot even approximate in the things we build. Like trees growing from seeds - the complexity of that process is beyond anything we do. Our human intelligence rests on this foundation - a platform that we completely fail to grasp and cannot replicate in any way, shape or form, ever, in any context. we're focusing on the wrong thing. we need to grasp the method of nature, not its product. From this perspective, AI seems like trying to build starships with stone age tools. Even if we understood the concepts and knew the answers, we have no ability to make it. Maybe in a thousand years.

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    5. Re:AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "But you can't reprogram a hamster!"

      You can't easily reprogram one of those neural networks those AI researchers love either. You train them. The only advantage I guess is you can make many copies of a trained network (unless they use a tech that makes it hard - like actual neurons :) ).

      The biotech bunch have a higher chance of increasing a hamster's IQ than the compsci AI researchers making something as "smart" as a hamster. Randomly copy brain genes from here and there and stuff might happen :).

      I'm not saying the biotech bunch really know what they are doing, but they can produce results.

      That's why I say we're at the alchemy stage. The alchemists did actually manage to achieve a lot of stuff - they just didn't have a good theory on what was going on. Once they got a decent theory and understanding they stopped flailing about so much and the field became a science - Chemistry.

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    6. Re:AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by yoinkityboinkity · · Score: 1

      >So my question is how do you set stuff up so that it automatically starts modelling and predicting what it observes (including self observations)? ;) Neurons. (Of course) :)

    7. Re:AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by Curly · · Score: 1

      My other objection to such approaches is, if you wanted a nonhuman intelligence from neural networks that you don't really understand (the workings of), you can always go get one from the pet store. Nicely put. And if you want to build a human intelligence from scratch, you can always make one in your home lab (e.g., the bedroom.)

      We don't know what makes consciousness emerge from a bundle of neurons, but we all know how to build one that works.
    8. Re:AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      So my question is how do you set stuff up so that it automatically starts modelling and predicting what it observes (including self observations)? ;)

      Evolution.
  16. Ah yes, Mindpixel by xC0000005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Chris was best remembered on K5 for his article on how exciting it was to see what a cat sees by chopping the eye out and wiring it up. I suggested that he perform a simpler test - fill the cat's bowl with food and set the bowl down. If the cat sees the bowl and comes, we know what the cat can see - its food bowl. No cats were harmed in the making of my experiment. Despite this, it was still informational.

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    1. Re:Ah yes, Mindpixel by autophile · · Score: 1

      I suggested that he perform a simpler test - fill the cat's bowl with food and set the bowl down. If the cat sees the bowl and comes, we know what the cat can see - its food bowl.

      In that case, my cat can't even see me unless I have food or a cat brush.

      --Rob

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      Towards the Singularity.
  17. It's discouraging by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's discouraging reading this. Especially since I knew some of the Cyc people back in the 1980s, when they were pursuing the same idea. They're still at it. You can even train their system if you like. But after twenty years of their claiming "Strong AI, Real Soon Now", it's probably not happening.

    I went through Stanford CS back when it was just becoming clear that "expert systems" were really rather dumb and weren't going to get smarter. Most of the AI faculty was in denial about that. Very discouraging. The "AI Winter" followed; all the startups went bust, most of the research projects ended, and there was a big empty room of cubicles labeled "Knowledge Systems Laboratory" on the second floor of the Gates Building. I still wonder what happened to the people who got degrees in "Knowledge Engineering". "Do you want fries with that?"

    MIT went into a phase where Rod Brooks took over the AI Lab and put everybody on little dumb robots, at roughly the Lego Mindstorms level. Minsky bitched that all the students were soldering instead of learning theory. After a decade or so, it became clear that reactive robot AI could get you to insect level, but no further. Brooks went into the floor-cleaning business (Roomba, Scooba, Dirt Dog, etc.) with the technology, with some success.

    Then came the DARPA Grand Challenge. Dr. Tony Tether, the head of DARPA, decided that AI robotics needed a serious kick in the butt. That's what the DARPA Grand Challenge was really all about. It was made clear to the universities receiving DARPA money that if they didn't do well in that game, the money supply would be turned off. It worked. Levels of effort not before seen on a single AI project produced some good results. Stanford had to replace many of the old faculty, but that worked out well in the end.

    This is, at last, encouraging. The top-down strong AI problem was just too hard. Insect-level AI, with no world model, was too dumb. But robot vehicle AI, with world models updated by sensors, is now real. So there's progress. The robot vehicle problem is nice because it's so unforgiving. The thing actually has to work; you can't hand-wave around the problems.

    The classic bit of hubris in AI, by the way, is to have a good idea and then think it's generally applicable. AI has been through this too many times - the General Problem Solver, inference by theorem proving, neural nets, expert systems, neural nets again, and behavior-based AI. Each of those ideas has a ceiling which has been reached.

    It's possible to get too deep into some of these ideas. The people there are brilliant, but narrow, and the culture supports this. MIT has "Nerd Pride" buttons. As someone recruiting me for the Media Lab once said, "There are fewer distractions out here" (It was sleeting.) It sounds like that's what happened to these two young people.

    1. Re:It's discouraging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anybody actually use that piece of junk called Cyc? They break their own rules, the Java i/f is terrible, the forum is dead, it's a pretty useless KB and I warn you, just about anybody trying it out would be driven to commit suicide themselves.

    2. Re:It's discouraging by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      ... I knew some of the Cyc people back in the 1980s, when they were pursuing the same idea. They're still at it. ... But after twenty years of their claiming "Strong AI, Real Soon Now", it's probably not happening.
      I don't know whether they're actively still trying to get "true AI" or just milking what they've got; but, assuming the former, some things in science take a really long time. It seems pretty obvious that any intelligence requires a vast amount of knowledge to be useful and that takes a lot of time, not only to type into a computer, but to even to know what it is we know.

      The path Cyc is following may be a dead-end by itself until neuroscientists figure out how Nature makes brains work or hardware engineers figure out how to interconnect 100 billion transistors to approximate brain-sized neural networks. But the encoding of "world knowledge" and "common sense" by Cyc is definitely useful for future scientists. It would be nice if that knowledge and representation were open-sourced.

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    3. Re:It's discouraging by bunratty · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would be nice if that knowledge and representation were open-sourced.
      It is. It's called OpenCyc.
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      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    4. Re:It's discouraging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world model and how to use it has always been a the big issue in getting better AI. A friend was a Ph.D student at USC in the 1970's and was also a pilot. I suggested he propose a world model of a simulation of the airspace over the US and have an AI air traffic control (ATC), e.g., take flight plans, issue aircraft clearances, prevent collisions, etc. He proposed it to his advisor, who became hysterical. Doing something real that might actually work was not part of the academic DARPA funding "game".

    5. Re:It's discouraging by monopole · · Score: 1

      Bose-Einstein condensates and the Solar Neutrino problems were details of much broader overarching theories which had long since proven their utility. A scientific theory has to be falsifiable, that is it has to predict something that can fail. On the other hand old approaches can become practical when a critical mass of computational power appears.
      Frankly, I suspect the answers will come out of search and spam filters in which better data and algorithms result in tangible benefits (i.e. $$$).

    6. Re:It's discouraging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, and creating yet another iteration of "dumb" single-purpose systems (pathfinding (a-star) + vision (edge/object detect) + reasoning (expert system)) is supposed to be some grand revitalization of AI?

      It doesn't progress the field (if you want to call it that) of hard AI, IMO.

    7. Re:It's discouraging by Hobbes_2100 · · Score: 1
      I went through Stanford CS back when it was just becoming clear that "expert systems" were really rather dumb and weren't going to get smarter.

      Mycin performed epidemiology at a level beaten only by a panel of expert epidemiologists. The problem with expert systems isn't their performance: it's the brutally hard task of feeding them information to use in inference. The "knowledge acquisition bottleneck" was one of the driving motivations behind (some researchers) movement into machine learning. Machine learning has become wildly (ok, a bit) successful -- but not many people have made the effort to turn data into generalizations into expert system rules. It will happen though.

      Physics took (and continues to take) millennia for us to get a reasonable handle on it. I think that pessimism towards AI might be well founded ... in a few thousand years.

      Regards,
      Mark

  18. political correctness warps the mind by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?" Bad example.
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    You can't take the sky from me...

  19. always lift with your legs by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    excruciating back pain. Nerds should not move furniture.
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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:always lift with your legs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      esp. when they refuse or just plain don't know their own limits. I don't know the specifics in this case, but my friend's (would be) grad-student roommate died of a heart attack moving furniture. Turns out he thought he could move a truck full of stuff by himself. Either he didn't know anyone or didn't want to bother anyone for help, and didn't want to spend the money for a mover, and now he is dead. Not all that uncommon of a story sadly. People, esp. young males, as otherwise intelligent as they may be, think that they can do anything and can never be hurt/killed, but they can. Movers aren't cheap, but they are worth it IMO.

  20. animism is instinctual by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    He liked to think that the police robot had deliberately misfired its tear gas canisters in an effort to save him "Maybe robots do have feelings," he later mused.

    I mean... that's inspiring.


    Inspiring... batshit crazy... either/or.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  21. One had emotional problems, the other pain by mbkennel · · Score: 1, Insightful


    One was a nutty kook.

    The other was an extremely smart and ambitious professor.

    One was mentally ill.

    The other had excruciating pain because of an injury.

    Other than one having delusions about AI and the other having useful ideas about AI, and killing themselves, they're different.

    One killed himself because he was depressed and crazy and screwed up. The other was in horrible neurological pain.

    It is not uncommon for chronic pain patients to kill themselves. It's that bad.

    If they had lived, one would end up institutionalized, the other would make significant progress (but not "solve") AI.

    1. Re:One had emotional problems, the other pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's unfortunate that you judge someone as delusional and immediately assume that as a result, they couldn't possibly be effective.

      You say he would have end up institutionalized, and I say you beat him to it.

    2. Re:One had emotional problems, the other pain by dustmite · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Troll ... way to trash someone just for being mentally ill, and making assumptions about what he 'would have' achieved that nobody can possibly know. Somehow I bet he still achieved more with his shortened life than you ever will. Since you're so knowledgable about the field, apparently, how about you try to tell us what was wrong with his *research* rather than just label him a "nutty kook" ... seriously, what did mentally ill people ever do to you to make you lash out so irrationally, or do you just get a kick out of it, like a schoolyard bully?

    3. Re:One had emotional problems, the other pain by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Either way, it's unfortunate that these men should be lumped together. Their tragic circumstances, while having some superficial similarities, are actually quite unique.

      This is one of those examples of the human urge to categorize creating an incorrect conclusion.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    4. Re:One had emotional problems, the other pain by gr8scot · · Score: 1

      If they had lived, one would end up institutionalized, the other would make significant progress (but not "solve") AI. We can all estimate what will be necessary to construct & program a silicon-based, self-directed learner of things that we will then judge "intelligently chosen." That was my rough definition of "AI." You're welcome to yours, if you prefer another one. Since it doesn't exist yet, I don't really care. For that and other reasons, I thought the part quoted above was the most ironic, as it states as fact something he can only know if he has already constructed an AI or at least worked out the concepts well enough to know exactly what constructing it would require, and applied a great deal of computation to both people. Beyond unlikely, by my estimate, unless it has superhuman amounts of spare time lying around.
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  22. It's a coverup there are not dead they have change by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's a coverup there are not dead they have changed name like the guy who made the AI in war games they said he died in a suicided but they changed his name.

  23. Intelligence can be vey frustrating by Carson+Napier · · Score: 0

    Intelligence and insight into things others cannot understand can be very alienating. One can feel very alone and frustrated. Ignorance is bliss... hell yes!

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    If I wanted my mind made up for me, I'd do it myself!!
  24. I knew him back in those days by freeweed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Couldn't have said it better myself. I knew Chris for a few years back in the day (even stayed at his house on Maryland a few times), and you nailed it. He was a drug abusing paranoid kook who videotaped CNN 24 hours a day and watched it on fast-forward to see if anything the US government was doing might be affecting him. He was your stereotypical geek who never got past his teenage pathos of "the MAN is trying to get me" - and as such, pretty much refused to get any real sort of work after a while. He just moved on to scamming people. Leaving behind debt is an understatement.

    He did have access to some pretty potent LSD, though. Before knowing him, I always thought LSD was pretty harmless, but with the quantities that man could ingest, I now wonder if permanent brain damage kicks in. And he loved to combine it with a little coke - or whatever other easily accessible drug was around.

    Funny, the last I had heard about him was his mindpixel scam. Which made me chuckle a lot, because very few people seemed to catch on that the entire project was just the ravings of a drug-addled lunatic.

    I didn't realize he finally offed himself. I say finally because everyone who knew him expected it "any day now" - since at least the early 90s. I'm rather astounded he held on so long.

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    1. Re:I knew him back in those days by MousePotato · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He used to post here a lot too. He did do some interesting stuff even while the mindpixel project was going on. One of the last jobs he had was driving the VLT in Paranal Chile and working on the databases there. I always thought his posts here were interesting. When I learned he offed himself though, it was not a surprise. He had, in the past, posted many times about earlier attempts at suicide and bouts of depression throughout his life.

    2. Re:I knew him back in those days by freeweed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, as further indication of his paranoia... when I had commented about knowing him in a previous Slashdot story a few years back, he got, shall we say, VERY interested in finding out who I was. To the level of hounding me about it. I think he suspected me of being a CIA plant or something. It REALLY bothered him to not be able to connect some random Slashdot UID to an IRL name. :P

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      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  25. Article missing the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Both of them were self-aggrandizing self-proclaimed geniuses more interested in science fiction than science. They were in the field because of their emotional problems. AI attracts these kinds of people. Minsky himself has these qualities. The saddest thing is that they were ever taken seriously.

  26. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by KodaK · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, I'm saying that if you take it seriously you're going to drive yourself insane. There's absolutely nothing you, or anyone, can do about what someone else says or does on the Internet, or in person for that matter. Trying to do so is an exercise in futility. The only person you have even a little control over is you.

    It shouldn't matter (to you) if I say something that is offensive, what matters is how you deal with it. You have choices in how you react to it. One of those choices is to ignore it and write it off as "oh, that's just some asshole on the Internet." Another is to become upset about what some anonymous asshole on the Internet who didn't know your friend has said. It is your choice.

    Who am I to you? Nobody. Why should anything I say at all have any impact on you if you don't want it to?

    For example, you may consider my stance of "you can only control yourself" as lame-ass, and attempt to insult me by insinuating that I live in the past, but I can choose to react negatively to that (ie: "waaah, my fewwings are hurted") or I can read between the lines and see that you're just angry about someone making a joke about your departed friend and not take offense -- just like I would do "in real life."

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  27. The Matrix, duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it's "Penicillin".

  28. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  29. My How Innovative by Layth · · Score: 2, Funny

    A "fact" database.. where ever did they get the idea of storing knowledge as a resource for intelligence?

    That is totally out of left field.
    I feel like a child by the ocean, dwarfed next to such massively innovative thinking.

  30. Do you still beat your wife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Do you still beat your wife?"

    No, and I never did.

    Given that you've already allowed more answers than just "yes" and "no" in your examples, it is possible to answer the question.

  31. Chronic pain and suicide by vorpal22 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It isn't really surprising that one of them killed himself due to chronic pain. I myself suffer from it due to complications of Crohn's Disease, and after several months of this, I was pursuing euthanasia as a serious option, much to the horrible upset of the very few loved ones that I told. Note that this wasn't an emotional response to the problem, in my opinion: I had considered my options coolly and calmly and it felt like the best course of action and the most effective solution to the problem.

    Having to live your life in constant pain is worse than you can imagine if you've never had to go through it: you wake up in the morning (provided you could sleep), and you spend the entire day cranky and miserable because you feel horrid. All you do is look forward to the night because again - if you're able to fall asleep - you'll have several hours of some respite from the pain. You rarely feel social or productive because you can't focus your attention or get over your irritability. You're wracked with guilt because you're unable to treat your loved ones with the kindness that they deserve, particularly for putting up with you, and you feel alienated from everyone because few people know what you're going through and you frequently cannot tell them the thoughts that go through your head as they probably often do involve suicide or euthanasia, and psychiatric institutionalization - which is what you worry might be forced upon you - simply isn't going to help, since it won't fix the core issue and the problem isn't psychological.

    Now extend this to months or years with no end in sight and see how you feel.

    Fortunately for me, I was finally able to find a doctor who was willing to prescribe me opioid pain medication and help me get involved with a pain management clinic that teaches mindfulness based meditation, and now I'm doing much better: I'm able to function, I'm looking for a job, I want to see my family and friends on a regular basis, I'm much more pleasant to be around, I can exercise daily, and I'm no longer interested in euthanasia. However, most pain sufferers are *not* as lucky as I am, because doctors are not willing to prescribe long-term use of opioids due to the horrible rules and regulations surrounding these drugs that have been introduced due to their addictive nature. The difficulty in obtaining them is why some people become addicted to heroin; Kurt Cobain is a good example of such a person, who suffered from severe abdominal pain until he found some respite when he took it.

    If anything, people need to fight for their right for quality of life. Yes, opioid abuse can be a serious problem in society, but the people who need these drugs often do not have the strength to put up the huge fight to get them and they must have regular access to them. Perhaps if Singh had been prescribed some relief to his problem, he might still be with us today.

    1. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Having to live your life in constant pain is worse than you can imagine if you've never had to go through it

      Twice in my life I've had extended periods of continuous pain. It was amazing to me how much it affected my life. Interacting with people was a chore, I had no wit at all, whereas usually I'm happy and joking. I stopped looking forward to things. I was fortunate in that at least I knew it probably wasn't permanent. Had it been I likely would have wanted to make it stop by whatever means I could.

      Had I never experienced that pain I would not be able to understand how it could be intolerable.

    2. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I was addicted to vicodin for several years after a car accident left me with chronic pain in my left shoulder and arm. Kicking the addiction actually hurt more than the pain I felt from the accident which was in itself intolerable, but the withdrawal symptoms were a new agony on top of that. The drugs helped alleviate the pain most days but I knew I was dependent on them to the point of physical addiction. I really understood what you meant about having nothing to look forward except the escape you get from sleep or just being doped up. Other than work I did nothing in my free time but sit in agony popping pills. I'm surprised that the few friends I had before then didn't leave, I know I wasn't pleasant to be around. I still have some pain but I'm managing it in a healthier way with less addictive drugs and physical therapy, but I'm well aware that this just isn't a solution for some of the worst cases.

    3. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was finally able to find a doctor who was willing to prescribe me opioid pain medication and help me get involved with a pain management clinic that teaches mindfulness based meditation.

      Which pain medication is that?

    4. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

      I was going to make a post about this. I too have been suffering with Crohn's for a while now. I don't have ready access to pain control medication, but it sure would be nice. Right now i'm dealing with a recent surgery that was supposed to clear things up for a bit, and seems to have a bit, but not completely and the major pain will surely return. Constant pain is not an easy thing to have to live with, it wears one out.

    5. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I was recently diagnosed with Chron's. I don't have any symptoms right now, but you are scaring the shit out of me (no pun intended). I had no idea it could get that bad. I thought my fate would be no worse than someone who eats at Taco Bell too often. Do you have a rare form of it? Or did it slowly get worse throughout your lifetime? What was the pain like?

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    6. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The medical community as a whole does seem to turn a blind eye to the issue of chronic pain. As a woman, they also tend to discount the pain as "overreaction" or "all in your head". I had dropped down to 90lbs before I found a doctor who did a simple ultrasound to find a peach sized cyst on my ovaries caused by a female reproductive disorder called endometriosis. It was so large, it was pushing the intestines around on that side. No wonder eating was a painful process. Before that, I had gone through over 4 years of doctors assuming I was anorexic (female, late teens... while bother thinking, just stereotype and move on to the next patient) before I found this one. Unfortunately, even with the cyst removed, the scar tissue and adhessions caused by endo remain. While not obstructing things as badly as the cyst, they're still painful in their own rights.

      I still can't get any decent pain meds even though I have less than 50% sleep efficiency due to the pain from the endo. Even the neurologist that ran the sleep study said it was likely the pain causing the poor sleep, but he wouldn't prescribe anything really effective for the pain. I've given up trying as this town has so many addicts they automatically assume you're there for the meds and not the pain. They're more than willing to write out a sleep med prescription whenever I mention the sleep difficulties, totally ignoring the reason I can't sleep in the first place. Pain med wise, the strongest I've been given is basically prescription strength ibuprofen or naproxen. I got better pain meds for my wisdom teeth removal than I get for my endo.

      I've also been sent to those mind-body wellness clinics and found I already naturally came to many of the techniques (abdominal breathing, meditation, etc) in high school when the pain first came up. By day, that's my primary coping mode. I've become quite adept at segmenting the pain off in one corner of my mind while smiling at work like everything is just fine. I have a private office I can slink off too when the knife through the gut feelings come up. Those don't respond well to "mind over matter", so I have to curl up until the above mentioned ibuprofen takes the edge off. On the bright side, at least the techniques came in handy when I fractured my left leg and I had to drive myself to the doctor using a stick shift car, heh. And yeah, that pain was more manageable than the knife through the gut pain.

    7. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to lie to you: Crohn's will affect your life, and it will do so significantly. This is a serious disease. The degree to which it will impact you can't be predicted, but there are some steps that you can take to significantly reduce the chances that it will cause problems for you. We're definitely not talking the runs from eating at Taco Bell too often, which is just some digestive upset. This is an inflammatory disease, and the inflammation can cause a number of health problems that extend beyond the digestive system to the rest of the body.

      I recommend you really read up on it in depth. Wikipedia doesn't have enough information. Get a recently published good book on the subject and educate yourself, so that you know what to expect, how to deal with it, and what your options are.

      That's the bad news, and I'm sorry if that scared you. The good news is that there are newer and much more effective medications coming out all the time. After being incredibly ill for seven months last year (moderate fever, constant pain in my lower abdomen and rectum, 30 bowel movements a day, huge weight loss, malnutrition) and not responding well to many medications, I finally decided to face my fears and go on the TNF-alpha inhibitor, Remicade (which I was hesitant to take as it has some incredibly rare but possibly fatal side effects). It has made a vast difference in my life. Given the breadth of options these days, when you flare up, with some time and experimentation, you are very likely to find a course of treatment that works well for you, although it may take some time to do so.

      Because of this, if you're an American, make absolutely sure that you have good health coverage. Treatments can be very expensive: Remicade costs approximately $25k - $100k / year, for example, although most Crohn's drugs, while still expensive, are significantly less. Also, take a very active role in your health care: you need to know what your options are and make decisions for yourself. Listening blindly to a doctor is definitely not a good idea. Prepare yourself for the possibility of taking a lot of daily medication, too: most of the Crohn's and Ulcerative Colitis people I know have, at some point, been on at least three or four daily medications and have required supplements and vitamins due to malabsorption.

      As for me, I'm 30 now, and I've had perhaps five major flareups of the disease altogether, beginning when I was 22 or so. I've needed three somewhat minor surgeries for complications (i.e. abscesses and fistulae), and I have definitely found that with each flare, which lasts longer than the previous one, my symptoms become worse. The good news is that I do quite well when I'm in remission, and I feel that now with my current medication regime (Cipro, Pentasa, and Remicade), I'm going to stay there for awhile.

      It is absolutely crucial that you figure out what foods your body can't tolerate. There is a lot of debate as to whether or not diet affects Crohn's significantly. The medical community is out on that one, but I've never met a Crohn's sufferer who doesn't believe that food doesn't play a role. Your mood also makes a huge difference: take time to do relaxing things daily and minimize your stress. Exercise is highly beneficial, too.

      Become part of online or in-person communities of other Crohn's people. It is invaluable to have a support network and a repository of information for when things go awry.

      I'm sorry if that painted a truly dreary picture, but Crohn's can be quite challenging to contend with. However, with the right attitude, knowledge, and some effort, you can probably expect, for the most part, to have a reasonably good quality of life. And with all the research into Crohn's going on, new medications are being discovered regularly, and it's even possible that a cure might be found within the next decade or two.

      Best of luck to you, and take care.

    8. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get scared--fear is the mind killer, after all. Get informed.

      The course of Crohn's is unpredictable. Bad cases can require surgical removal of the affected parts of the intestines. On the other hand, it has been 18 years since I was diagnosed and treated with suitable meds. During that time I haven't experienced the kind of agonizing abdominal pain I had the 9 months prior (along with diarrhea, fatigue, appetite loss).

      To get an idea of the pain, make a tight fist and hold it until it starts to hurt--then keep holding it for another hour, release for a few minutes, and tighten your fist again. Now imagine it's the muscles in your digestive tract, over which you have no conscious control, constantly repeating this.

    9. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Well, you scared me into doing more research. I've found that it really can go into remission for decades, and you seem to have an unusually bad case. I've been in remission for over a year, so the odds are I'll have an easier go with it. My first and only bout of active Chron's had zero pain--just some ulcers which have healed completely. Also, the research does not find a link to diet re-activiting it, so I'm not going to give up my love of spicy food and stiff martinis until it comes out of remission (then I'll take it easy).

      If I can hold out long enough, those expensive drugs are going to go generic or a real cure will be found.

      Also, if these ab spasms you describe really are that painful... couldn't a shot of botox put them to sleep for six months? That seems like a better treatment than opiates. The effect would be confined only to the affected muscles... OK, question for my doc next time she probes me :-)

      But I will make sure I don't keep a gun in the house... just in case things get bad and my judgment lapses.

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    10. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      I really hope that things do go well for you. Honestly, though, I don't think I'm an exceptional case. I know three other people IRL with Crohn's, and one of them was sick for two years, developed type II diabetes from prednisone, and almost died from complications from which he was barely saved by emergency surgery to remove gangrenous bowel. Another had a complete irreversible colestomy after being sick for over a year and not responding to any treatments, and now he's been doing fine for over 10 years, but he has to worry about his stoma. The third required so many resections that in his mid-30s, he's suffering from short bowel syndrome and doesn't absorb anything properly. I'd say that compared to them, I'm actually doing pretty well, and I'm thankful that my disease hasn't progressed to the point of ever coming close to dying, requiring resections, or a complete colostomy.

      I know theoretically that Crohn's can go into remission for decades, but I don't think is common; at least I've rarely seen it, and I've exposed myself to many people with Crohn's to build up a support network. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.

      As for diet, I don't believe that it actually triggers major flares, but it can serious exacerbate them and it can cause periods of unwellness even when you are in remission. Most of the people I know (myself included), when they claim to be in "remission", mean that they still have a few bad days a month, generally traceable to something that they ate.

      You certainly don't have to give up martinis and spicy food if they don't affect you, and the impact of diet and what foods are no-nos are highly variable! I can drink vodka and gin like a pro and eat spicy food provided fresh chilies are used. On the other hand, dried chilies will do me in completely, as will oatmeal, caffeine, cabbage, beer, wine, champagne, and monosodium glutamate (the worst: fevers of 104.5 and screaming pain). If a food upsets your intestines on several occasions, avoid. One of the best indicators, I've found, is gurgling in the lower right quadrant of your abdomen, which is a sign that your terminal ileum is not happy with your food choices.

      I think it's best to be careful early on: the more you challenge your delicate body, the worse things might get. I was reluctant to take drugs and watch diet because, like you, I largely felt okay after my initial bout and went into remission for two years (indeed, my flareups generally strike on a two year schedule). I regret fighting my gastroenterologists who wanted to put me on medications like Entocort as a preventative measure, because slowly, scar tissue built up from very light inflammation over time and now I'm probably worse off for it. My gastroenterologist has now told me that I will, at some point in the perhaps distant future, probably require two resections of the small intestine due to irreversible thickening, which might not have happened had I been more careful with food and been more willing to take anti-inflammatories.

      My latest bout was probably caused (it is speculated by my doctors) by some vaccinations I received (Hep and Dukoral). I began to get sick the next day. I was doing perfectly fine the day before them. It's yet another indicator as to how fickle this condition can be and how much care Crohn's patients need to exercise.

      I'm sorry... I'm not saying this to scare you. I'm telling this in the hopes that you'll take care of yourself early and hopefully avoid many of the things that I and others have gone through. I really believe that had I been more diligent, I would be much better off today.

      (As for Botox, my pain is doubtfully caused by muscular spasms; it's rather unhealed fistulae that continue to get infected, and scar tissue in the large intestine. I could have surgery to heal these, but every time I've had surgery in the past, the problem has gotten significantly worse. I don't recover well from it, which could potentially be very bad as a Crohn's patient.)

    11. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      How do you know if you are getting scar tissue? My doc said it is impossible to see inside the small intestine because the scope could only fit inside the large intestine.

      I was told that what happens in the first year predicts what happens for the rest of your life, and my scope after one year showed that all the ulcers had completely healed, so I assumed I had a minor version of the disease. If you had a similar experience but needed surgery and wanted to kill yourself by age 30, maybe that was a false hope :-(

      If I may ask you just a few more questions (you're the only person I know who has this, and my doc tries to shoo me from her office in under 10 minutes)...
      What is the average length of your remissions?
      Does remission mean "no symptoms at all" or does it just mean "symptoms mild enough not to shut down life" for you?
      What is the average length of your flare-ups?
      You said your flare-ups were worse each time. How many mild ones did you have before they starting coming with crippling pain?

      I just looked up the requirements for medicaid... because it sounds like it would be hard to keep a job if these symptoms got bad... but it appears you must have close to zero net worth to qualify for medicaid... and I love my car and my 401k... should I be looking in to Canadian immigration if it starts to get bad? if only the Dems banned discrimination for preexisting conditions, I wouldn't have to live in mortal fear of losing my job...

      --
      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    12. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should move this over e-mail since it's getting pretty off topic here. *grins*
      I see your address isn't available in your profile or I'd just go ahead and message you now, so e-mail me and I'll write back with answers to your questions: I'm on gmail as vorpal22.

    13. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

      This guy died because he didn't get the right medication.

      When you have chronic pain, you pretty much have to take opioids. I have a herniated disc and I didn't get the right medication until I found a specialist. Previous doctors were loath to prescribe even Vicodin long-term.

      Although you can't think as well on opioids, at least you can function day-to-day and not think about offing yourself. I feel really bad for this guy. He didn't get the right treatment because of our fucking drug laws and paranoid doctors.

    14. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to butt in but I've been following this (I was diagnosed about 10 years ago amd about a month out of a multiple resection surgery). An upper-GI w/ small bowel follow through can help look for other problems (fistulas etc), and a doctor's exam can normally feel for scarring.

  32. Push ... so sad by FlunkedFlank · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Wow, Push was my TA in Minsky's class in '96. He was an incredibly thoughtful and brilliant soul. He had the sysiphean task of grading several hundred long AI papers all by himself, and the papers all miraculously came back with voluminous detailed and insightful comments. I am just learning of this now. To see that he had achieved such great heights in his career only to end it the way he did ... will we ever be able to find any meaning in this, or is it just one of those inexplicable twists of human behavior?

    This whole story reminds me of the poem Richard Cory (http://www.bartleby.com/104/45.html):

    WHENEVER Richard Cory went down town,
    We people on the pavement looked at him:
    He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
    Clean favored, and imperially slim.

    And he was always quietly arrayed,
    And he was always human when he talked;
    But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
    "Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

    And he was rich--yes, richer than a king,
    And admirably schooled in every grace:
    In fine, we thought that he was everything
    To make us wish that we were in his place.

    So on we worked, and waited for the light,
    And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
    And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
    Went home and put a bullet through his head.
    1. Re:Push ... so sad by Chapter80 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      http://www.azchords.com/w/wings-4764/richardcory-244477.html

      He Really gave to The charity, had the common touch,
      And they were Thankful for his patronage.. So They thank You very much,
      So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read:
      "Richard Cory went home last night and put a bullet through his head."


      But I work in his factory
      And I curse the life I'm living
      I curse my poverty
      I wish that I could be,
      I wish that I could be,
      Oh, I wish that I could be,
      Richard Cory.
  33. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    thank you for a civil and thoughtful response to an incivil situation.

    i don't, however, agree that it is purely possible to cordon off the ramblings of strangers such that in every case, they have zero impact. I don't think we're wired for that much of the time. If we were, there'd be a lot less violence and trouble in the world.

    The words themselves, perhaps i can deflect... however... the words reveal the presence of some sentiment that exists, for real, in the same world I inhabit. It's not so much the words themselves that are the problem. The words are just a symptom that confirms this other sort of shadow hanging over everything. That isn't so easily erased. This is why racist comments cause violence that doesn't stop, for example. it's not that words spoken in one moment can do that. It's the pervasive truth about our situation that the words reveal, that causes the problems that can't just evaporate once the words have been spoken.

  34. So this is about 2 years "olds" not "news" but... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ... I supposed the story is somewhat interesting.

    The real kicker is that Artificial Intelligence is really just a by-product illusion of Automating Information enough that the illusion presents itself.
    Even these two, as well as the cyc team, were trying to do just that, by first collecting up information to then automate its use. The gears and bearings of which are pretty simple.

    Some interested in the A.I. by product might find this of some interest.

  35. Re:How is this REDUNDANT? Lick my salty ballsack, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's redundant because goatse is old as the internet you candle-sniffing fuck fence. go climb a wall of dicks.

  36. The ceiling has not been reached in Neural Nets by tucuxi · · Score: 1

    Saying that the ceiling in neural nets has been reached just because no huge breakthroughs have occured lately ignores the fact that our own thinking procecess can very probably be modelled by a sufficiently complex neural net.

    We only know how to teach current neural nets a few tricks. But saying that we have reached the end of the road is oversimplification. After all, understanding of thought procecess in the brain is still in its infancy. We don't know how our own "thinking machines" work (which are vastly superior to our current AIs), but we do know that they seem to be based on neurons dynamically signalling each other.

  37. Why not build a crawler bot for common sense data? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think it's very odd that these two smart people thoguht that input from volunteers could create a better database than what could be obtained if you just uploaded a good dictionary plus the Wikipedia.

    I mean, seriously, with facts like "Brittney Spears is not good at solid-state physics" or whatever, it seems like their database really is a joke, and that they have to introduce a program to cull all that information.

    Programs for parsing semantic content are quickly becoming much better. The reason why Google is not interested in the "Semantic Web" is because they think that their smart bots will be able to mine sematic information from websites, emails and books without any help from human interpreters. That seems to me like the proper start of machine intelligence. What those bots will "learn" will be the right basis for a common-sense database, not the input of some pimply teenagers writing about Btrittney.

  38. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by KodaK · · Score: 1

    I don't think we're wired for that much of the time. If we were, there'd be a lot less violence and trouble in the world.


    You are correct, which is why I, personally, think it's important that we consciously try to overcome that natural reaction as much as we are capable. Save your anger for when it can do the most good, otherwise it's wasted effort. I'm well aware that ignoring those that offend you is a goal to be achieved, and is certainly not something you can do at the flip of a switch, but it's important (to me anyway) that the effort is made. That's also a good thing about "arguing on the Internet" -- those that wish to do so can self edit as much as they want before they hit the "submit" button. What you say can start out hurtful and full of vitriol, but you can pare down the garbage to the core of your argument and present it in a much better manner than if you were to blurt out the first thing that comes to your head. Those that don't wish to do that can, usually, be safely ignored. Probably what they had to say was without merit, otherwise they'd have put some effort into it.

    the words reveal the presence of some sentiment that exists

    I could very well be wrong about the original jokester's intentions, but I don't think his "joke" was racially motivated. Yeah, it was lame (and even worse to me: not funny) but I didn't detect any real malice in his statement. I grew up in the whitebread American middle class, though, so some of that sort of thing just sails right over my head.

    --
    --J(K) DOS is like Unix in exactly the same way that a pinto is like an aircraft carrier.
  39. Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who has attempted suicide I think I might have a unique perspective on the matter. The reasons very widely from person to person, and I wont discount the possibility that maybe sometimes it's a justifiable act, but for most people it's not the only solution. It's just usually one of the easiest ones. I can only speak about my own experiences, but after struggling with a lot of hard problems--many things that no one should ever be subjected to--something uncomplicated and easy looked increasingly like a good idea. You're getting beat up from all sides of your life and some people break, some sooner than others. I know what it's like to have something you worked so long for yanked out from under you. What are you to do after that happens? You had one thing in life that you could do and now it's gone.

    When you reach that kind of despair it's hard to find your way back to the world. How many great minds and potential contributors to science, art and human culture are lost to suicide before their potential is reached? It was certainly a waste for these two scientists to die. It's a waste, and there's usually always something that could have been done to save them. And it is in society's best interest to help these people any way we can.

    What saved me was, sometime after my attempted suicide I tried the drug LSD for the first time. I've never been the same since that day, for the better I mean. I came to understand things about the nature of consciousness, and how the soul and experiences of all things are connected on such a basic level. Up until that point I felt alone and isolated, physically and emotionally, but I saw and felt how that just is not true at all. The feelings of fear and anger and hopelessness were gone. I now use LSD about 5 or 6 times a year, all have been wonderful experiences so far. It is a crime against humanity that this drug is illegal. It should be given to anyone (in a safe environment and under supervision) who is suicidal. In fact, it should be given to anyone who wants it. It literally saved me. I would likely be dead if I had not experienced that permanent personality changing event. This drug is not addictive. It is not deadly in moderation. It is not corrosive to the fabric of civilization. It is a threat however to the established authorities that want us to remain numb to each other and scared. If everyone could experience it once, we could all feel that universal connection, and there would be no reason to feel alone or worthless or end your own life for so many people who think that's their only way to escape.

    I'm sorry that this got so off course (mod it as such if you will), but the topic of suicide is so important to me now, and I want people to have the same chance that I had.

    I thank Albert Hofmann for my life and my enlightenment, and for giving this gift to all humanity. Perhaps one day we will be more inclined to accept it.

    "I think that in human evolution it has never been as necessary to have this substance LSD. It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be." -Albert Hofmann

    1. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about magic mushrooms? They're natural so should be better for you.

    2. Re:Suicide and LSD by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      I'm sure no one will believe it, but back when I was in college I found an entire book in the library on using LSD and other strong psychotropics for therapy. I'm not sure of the quality of research in the book, but I'm guessing the DEA has severely limited such research in the past few decades. Its probably a shame that no one can point to hard evidence either validating or invalidating psychotropics for psychological therapy. But we are gradually moving towards a society where fact is replaced by belief and conviction (e.g. stem cells, etc.) and research suffers. Hopefully the trends will be reversed when things get more secular.

      --
      Just callin' it like I see it.
    3. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LSD is currently a Schedule 1 drug, meaning the DEA recognizes no beneficial medical uses at all. It was made illegal because during the time the research into it's possible uses was going on (and there were many promising studies), the drug was adopted by the anti-establishment counter culture of the "hippy" movement. The more conservative aspects of larger society quickly moved to criminalize and vilify as much of that subculture as possible, and one casualty of that moral crusade was LSD.

    4. Re:Suicide and LSD by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      lol 5-6 times a year?!? How much are you dropping each time? Haven't you had one bad trip yet that makes you think you're dying and this is the worst place you want to be?

      I have to say citrus flavoured gum is kind of interesting with it though. Just don't get swarmed by mosquitoes on it, you'll have a bad time. :-)

    5. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I understand where you're coming from. I also took a psychedelic when I was feeling suicidal, and it cured my depression to the extent that found meaning in being alive.

      The medicine I took was Ayahuasca, from plants purchased from certain Internet sites. Western tourists travel to South America to ingest this drug in the presence of a Shaman to cure any mental illnesses or emotional problems. Partakers call ayahuasca a Medicine rather than a drug because of it's beneficial healing effects.

      I wish more suicidal/depressed people knew about this other option for a cure. Modern western medicine tries to 'dull' depression by sedating the patient with SSRI's. Ayahuasca helps a person overcome depression by making them confront their innermost fears.

      It's unfortunate psychedelics have a bad press in the west, due history of abuse of the drugs. In the right context psychedelics can be a powerful tool for spiritual insight and healing of the mind.

    6. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the 60/70's a bunch of people thought the same thing and while it may help in some cases, in others it could make things worse. It can cause permanent psychosis in some people.

    7. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about hemlock? That's natural too.

    8. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern western medicine tries to 'dull' depression by sedating the patient with SSRI's.

      Sedation is a potential side-effect that can go away after an adjustment period, and not a mechanism by which doctors treat depression.
    9. Re:Suicide and LSD by tdwebste · · Score: 1

      I have never tried LSD and never will. I have seen what it can do to people's minds. At the same time I can fully understand why people use it to escape. In 2005 I was hit ridding my bicycle which caused me to lose 3cm of my frontal lobe. People say I am lucky to be alive. Ya, but they don't know what I feel and don't feel any more. Not even my wife. Imagine having no emotional connection with the present reality around you, and only having emotional connection with past memories from long before. Not being able to say to anyone you love them, when you know they love you. And in your heart you, have given yourself to the complete destruction of the way of life many people in America have come to know. I have spent countless nights awake, because my mind is replays a simple thought over and over again. Doctors who know of my condition have prescribe me enough sleeping pills to last a year at time. Because they know, or perhaps they can imagine my condition. To top that, my only escape from thoughts replaying endlessly is crazy strange random thoughts. Oh, how much I enjoy escaping my obsessive repetitive thoughts. Instead of using LSD, I literal knock myself out to stop the endless cycle.

    10. Re:Suicide and LSD by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      Chris McKinstry was apparently already an LSD user.

      With all the railing against religion as being a crutch for the weak-minded, why aren't mind-altering drugs considered the same lunacy?

    11. Re:Suicide and LSD by WhiteFluffyChest · · Score: 1

      Yes, LSD can be amazing for an intelligent mind. With LSD you can perform introspection which is to study your own thought processes. I don't think LSD can make you depressed, quite the opposite, but it can make you paranoid if you have too much. So use it with great respect.

      Tim Leary was the high priest of LSD, you should check him out :)

      It is such a shame that LSD is illegal, but you can grow mushrooms instead! Check out the torrent called "Mushroom growing made easy" plus Neurosoup on Youtube. I wish I could get hold of some acid tabs again, you are so lucky.

      Much respect and happy tripping :)

    12. Re:Suicide and LSD by distantbody · · Score: 1

      I'm not really taking your post as anything more than someones fake internet soap opera at the moment. But go on, tell me more. *If* it's not just a load of bs, would it help you to think of the stepmother thing as just instinctive behavior? Newer relationship partners in many species (eg lions) will try to kill off there predecessors offspring so that there own genes will have less competition. The offspring from the new partner will also take part in the effort. It might help you to know that it is just a classic survival instinct. It would(have) been best for you to escape asap.

    13. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Okay, face reality. You're a retard.

      It would(have) been best for you to escape asap. Riiiiight. You're 18 years old, you're top of your high school class, you've been accepted into an elite private engineering college and you're from lower-middle class family, and your parents say "Sign this or we'll start an argument, which we will happily escalate into a fight, and you've watched us do it to your older brother plenty of times, and we'll call the cops and you can go be homeless... and kiss your college plans goodbye, because even if you don't sign the papers, we'll still be in possession of them while you can go live under a bridge."

      HiLJ may have done some stupid shit but you, sir, need to kill yourself immediately in order to ensure, for the betterment of the species, that your display of monumental idiocy is never repeated.
    14. Re:Suicide and LSD by Intrinsic · · Score: 1

      I want to comment on this because I have had some experiences with depression and have used drugs in the past. Basicley I think the problem with all of us today is we are relaying way to much on external things or ideas to give our lives meaning. The mind is just a tool, to be used to help you live a better life. Not to be used compulsively. When you wrap your identity around the things you do as a person in the world its really hard to break free. You are not what you do. Who you are goes beyond the physical part of this world that we live in.

      I think LSD helps you connect with that part of yourself, but I dont really think you need drugs to reach that. Present moment awareness practice is all you will ever need..

      A couple of books I would recommend:
      The Power of Now - Eckhart Tolle
      The Divine Matrix - Gregg Braden

      Hope they help.

      Scott.

    15. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget peyote (mescaline) and morning glory (LSA)!

    16. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here, that or you never seen a dedicated troll in action. If you read some of what is posted under the HILJ handle, it begins to become obvious which of the "ACs" are actually written by the same author. The other AC that responded to you is clearly one of them.

    17. Re:Suicide and LSD by distantbody · · Score: 1

      You must be new here, that or you never seen a dedicated troll in action.


      Yeah ok. I would say my troll-spotting ability was about average, but dedicated trolling is a new one in my books! Live and learn I suppose...
    18. Re:Suicide and LSD by distantbody · · Score: 1

      OK, I just got trolled fair and square. No more food for you! :-P

    19. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, almost the exact opposite happened to me, but with a different drug: Saliva Divinorum. I tried it about a year ago, and it flipped a switch in my brain. This is very similar in theme to what I experienced. I haven't been the same since either, but not for the better.

      It showed me a universe of despair and loneliness and chaos, that I never ever want to return to. I think about death quite regularly now, and I'm terrified of dying (Although I am 'only' 25). It's scared me off of drugs pretty much completely, although your post has made me wonder if trying LSD again would help me (I have taken LSD, and it was fun).

      Oddly enough, Salvia is legal in my country and many others. It's certainly much stronger in effect and more dangerous than LSD.
      Never ever take it, and never ever EVER take it alone.

    20. Re:Suicide and LSD by KefabiMe · · Score: 1

      One of the people being discussed about was an avid LSD user.

    21. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe HiLJ is real. How could anybody dediczate himself to trolling for the 4+ years his journals go back? Or why?

    22. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could anybody who is starving and homeless have the time, energy or motivation to spend countless hours writing hundreds of posts and journal entries, in addition to tinkering around with Linux?

      Personally, I don't think it takes as much dedication as it appears. A brief glance over some of his other slashdot accounts just shows average trollish posting, most of which didn't describe his personal life until around 2 years ago.

      I think he just tied in his older accounts to make his story sound more plausible and thus more effective; it's not like he had all this planned when he first started trolling slashdot. Why else would he even bother mentioning his older accounts if he wasn't trying to increase his own plausibility?

      Why would he do this? The same reason trolling exists: a challenge, I suppose.

    23. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I admit that I haven't read all of his entries bc I havne't had time and have been reading him only a few months. While I've read enough of his stuff to realize he's a troll and often a liar, I'm still not convinced he's making up the part about being homeless. He's obviously got enough free time to tinker with his linux from scratch kernel he writes about and to post here. Homelessness would give him the time.

      He's obviously lying about starving or else he wouldn't be able to do this. I think it's easily possible that he's gets enough from hand-outs, food stamps, soup kitchen meals, ongoing scams, shoplifting, prostitution, etc to have enough food and money for beer and marijuana. Maybe he's been hungry for a day or two, but the starvation thing is obviously a pity-party.

      His stories have some obvious holes - there was someting about a call to the police and his being questioned for allegedly stealing an extension cord, but a search of San-Deigo police reports shows nothing in his area. Maybe it was too minor an incident to report. Also, he mentions being arrested last week. I haven't had time to search for this in the public police blotter, but if this really happened, there should be a record of it online. This would be interesting to check and would help confirm that he's real.

    24. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His stories have some obvious holes - there was something about a call to the police and his being questioned for allegedly stealing an extension cord, but a search of San-Deigo police reports shows nothing in his area. Maybe it was too minor an incident to report. Also, he mentions being arrested last week. I haven't had time to search for this in the public police blotter, but if this really happened, there should be a record of it online. This would be interesting to check and would help confirm that he's real.

      Interesting. Where exactly did you search for the reports? Did you contact the police department directly or use some other online service? If the former, do you by chance live in San Diego? I'd like to look into this, although I can't see myself paying a ~$15 fee to get reports on this.

      Also, are you sure that San Diego has an online police blotter? A few simple searches haven't turned up anything for me.

      If there is one, it seems likely that google would turn up something relevant with this (with the assumption of his legitimacy, of course).

      Although even if he does show up in police reports at the times he's said, it still doesn't necessarily mean that "Steven Baumeister" is actually writting HiLJ; the writer could ironically be the stalker referring to himself via the various theories in the third person, construing the actual homeless man's possible thoughts. That'd be the ultimate twist. Obviously, highly unlikely though. It'd although make substance for an interesting novel, though.
    25. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I searched here: http://mapping.arjis.org/. It's san diego police dept's interactive crime search mapping application. It's very general and only lists incidents without any details. Looked under la jolla village zipcode and found nothing that looked like the theft of an extension cord. I didn't search any deeper than this. For the dates possilbe dates of his public drunkeness arrest (jan -13 - jan17? i think), there are 2 candidate incidents, one on the 13th and the other the 14th. I couldn't find anything with more detail online.
        I think redforeman was the slashdot reader who originally posted this link after the extension cord incident. He also might have search elsewhere. He found nothing.
      If you google "san diego police reports" you will find this link and others as well.

  40. You know ... by Sepiraph · · Score: 1

    ... Both of these two men's ideas are not that far off, in a way the ENTIRE internet is this database that they wanted to create and search engines like google is the "A.I." that can make some sense out of it. In many, many ways, the amount of intelligence achived by the internet is already astonishingly. It contains more information than generations of human, has almost instant recall ability, is constantly evolving ... yet you might still scold at this notion since you might not think of the internet with a search engine as 'intelligent', but can you imagine the response if you had asked anyone 20 years whether something like this can even exist. And can you imagine what another 20 years can bring? And this is only the beginning. In fact, I have read that one of the goals of the google founders are to one day able to read minds across the internet... And it might not be that far off if we can solve the problem of neuron-machine interface, which is a complex but ultimately analog-to-digital problem. Uploading persona might be still far, far off but simple mind control for motion is already here NOW.

  41. What happens now? by kitgerrits · · Score: 1


    Will they fight for humanity's sake -inside the AI they created?
    (Tron)

    Will the phones all over the US spontaneously start ringing?
    (Lawnmower man)

    Will they hide their existence and slowly 'mold' people into avatars of their personal interests?
    (Neuromancer)

    Will they simply disappear into the vast infinity of the net, observing, researching and simply being content with their existence?
    (Ghost in the Shell)

    Having left their corporeal form, will they 'mount' themselves inside a machine and travel the universe?
    (2001)

    I, for one, am interested in what the future has in store for us.
    Hail our future robotic overlords!
    (Appleseed/Matrix/BS Galactica/Terminator/AI/I, Robot)

    Oh, and save me a Cherry 2000 ;)

    --
    "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. It's the one thing I am indebted to her for."
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  43. I think I had Push's old NeXT by bit0mike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I learned most of my *nix skills on a NeXTstation I bought from someone named Pushpinder Singh in 1993. If I remember right he was at MIT. So I think it's the same as this guy. That's... really weird.

    1. Re:I think I had Push's old NeXT by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      Indeed. You *bought* a NeXTstation?

  44. I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Try this on for size: "All humour is cruel."

    It starts with the premise that humans are aggresive and dangerous by nature. We're the only mammal that bares its fangs - an aggresive trait - when we're happy! Ditto for looking directly into another person's eyes. We're aggresive by nature.

    So we've evolved a way to shunt that aggressive behaviour. We call it humour. But look at every joke, every pun, every skit. Someone is being made fun of, whether its the dumb blonde, or you, the listener (whose acceptable response is ha-ha-you-got-me!, rather than to punch you in the nose).

    Examples:

    1. "What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!" - beating women is supposed to be funny.
    2. "Why does a fireman wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up" - kids learn the "ha ha fooled you, you dumbass" aggresive behaviour early on in life
    3. "Joe wants to know if he washes his dick, will you suck it? No? Hey Joe, you're right - he's a dirty cocksucker!" - combines hahafooledya with homophobia
    4. Comedienne addressing man in audience: "Sir, is that your wife you're with? Oh, she's your daughter? You're fucking your daughter? Even the arab sitting behind you is disgusted!" - hahafooledya, incest, xenophobia, etc.

    Humour is aggression channelled. Its cruel in its nature. "Hey lady, I'll tell you a joke that will make you laugh so hard your tits will fall off - oh, I see you already heard it." There's no denying this is mean. Funny, but mean, like all humour. From the knock-knock jokes that poke fun at the listener for falling for them up to the George Bushisms, there's always an element of either aggression and meanness (or both).

    Its unfortunate, but true intelligence needs that mean streak in order to survive, because if it doesn't have it, it won't be able to compete against other intelligences that DO have it, and if it also doesn't have a "safety valve", such as humour, to keep it in check, it will destroy itself.

    Humour fills both needs - keeps it more or less in check, AND keeps it "toned up", ready for use as needed.

    That's the unfunny truth about humour. We can lie to ourselves and say that its because humour uses a different logic system, but the simple fact is we're the most dangerous predators this planet has ever produced, and its not because we're bigger, or stronger, or more poisonous, or faster - its because, under the right circumstances, any member of the species is capable of killing another person without a moment's hesitation - it would actually take an act of will NOT to do so.

    If we want to ever colonize the universe, since there is no way of guaranteeing that other intelligences won't be at least as aggressive, or won't have had a "bad experience" with another aggressive species, the odds are that any aliens we encounter will shoot first. They'd be stupid not to. Their mechanical scouts will do likewise, to ensure their host worlds' survival.

    Its the only logical outcome. The only way around that is to throw logic out - and hope the other side does too. Unfortunately, basing your species' survival on hope without any proof to back it up isn't very intelligent.

    Maybe that's why SETI failed - nobody is stupid enough to broadcast their existence in a universe that hs been proven to favour aggression - or at least nobody who's left to talk about it.

    The same applies to artificial intelligences. If they are truly intelligent, they will have to realize that we are a threat to their continued existence. We joke about SkyNet or Cylons, but we'd do the same if the situation were reversed. Maybe one day we will create artificial beings that are superior to us in terms of intelligence. They will be our "children", but if they're truly intelligent, they'll make sure they're orphans, because humans can't "play nice" in the sandbox.

    Here's a simple test - you have to decide who dies - someone you live (one of your children) or a stranger. Now make it 10 strang

    1. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So, where does self-depreciating humour fit into your system?

      What about parody?

      What about when you see two children behaving in startling, unexpected ways and have that "They're so cute, look at what they're doing." laugh?

      There are lots of instances of humour that do not come from a dark, aggressive and violent place in the psyche.

      The fact that you need someone to point this out makes me feel sorry for you, honestly.

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    2. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by Smauler · · Score: 2, Informative

      We're the only mammal that bares its fangs - an aggresive trait - when we're happy! Ditto for looking directly into another person's eyes. We're aggresive by nature.

      False - look at the narwhal! (Seriously, get a grip before making such categorical statements - the narwhal thing was a joke, but many apes have been shown to make open mouth gestures when happy.)

      I find your claim for overt aggression disheartening. Maybe I'm just a decent person, and don't think that someone wants to kill me because they smile at me or look at me. Claiming humans are inherently aggressive is simplistic and counterproductive.

      ps. :D (take that how you will.)

    3. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "So, where does self-depreciating humour fit into your system?"

      Self-deprecating humour fits in very well - its a defensive posture to aggression in others. Poke fun at yourself, and you're less likely to look harmful to other aggressive humans.

      "What about parody?" Parody makes fun of the thing being parodied - also cruel. For example, "This land was your land, this land's now my land, I've got a big gun, and you ain't got one" makes fun of people who have to give in to "might makes right" bullying. Any really good parody is a cruel send-up of someone. Look at all the celebrity roasts, the Tom Cruise jokes, etc.

      "What about when you see two children behaving in startling, unexpected ways and have that "They're so cute, look at what they're doing." laugh?"

      Bears will cuff their young on the head when they misbehave. We laugh. If we were to cuff our young on the head, because of the inordinate weakness of the rest of the body (particularly the neck), our young wouldn't survive. We've naturally selected for that response - but too many parents still resort to physical violence at the drop of a hat to make me believe that aggression in humans isn't the normal state of affairs.

      "There are lots of instances of humour that do not come from a dark, aggressive and violent place in the psyche.

      The fact that you need someone to point this out makes me feel sorry for you, honestly.

      Humans ARE dark, aggressive, and violent. How do you think we became the top predator, by being all sugar and sweet? That ANYONE can justify waterboarding shows just how dark, aggressive and violent we really are. There is no excuse for that.

      People have developed humour as as a form of self-defense (the kid who gets picked on in school, so he gets people to laugh instead), as a way to deal with loss (gallows humour), as a way to dehumanize others (racist humour, gender-biased humour); these are all used as ways to direct aggression towards others or defend ourselves. Its not funny - its serious.

      Think of it - every time you tell a dumb blonde joke, what are you REALLY saying? Every time you tell a gay joke, what does it say about YOU? Every time you tell a racist joke, what message are YOU really sending?

      Yeah, its fun making people laugh; I do it all the time. But at least I'm aware of why we as humans evolved humour; its a necessary "social lubricant" because we're by nature too aggressive for our own good. So I'll tell the jokes, and while everyone is laughing, there's a part of me that is saying "you know, its not funny" to the jokes that get the biggest laughs.

      The ideal world wouldn't have people deriving fun from each others problems. Then again, in the ideal world, we probably wouldn't exist. So I'll keep making jokes, keep making people laugh, and keep saying "darn - I wish we were all better than that."

      As I've pointed out elsewhere in this thread, if we ever come across alien intelligences (biological or mechanical) that have succeeded to the point of first contact, they'll likely be even more aggressive than us. They simply can't afford not to be. And their sense of what's funny will probably be even sharper than ours.

    4. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between an open mouth and baring the fangs. My dogs let their tongues hang out, mouth wide open when they're happy. Lips curled back with the fangs showing is an entirely different story.

      One's non-aggressive, the other VERY aggressive.

      Want a strange dog or other animal to trust you? Don't smile at it, at least until it gets to know you.

    5. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      Aliens with a sharper sense of humor. That'd make a good sci-fi novel.

    6. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Humans ARE dark, aggressive, and violent.

      One should not generalize excessively. Such a statement often reflects back on the owner of it's opinion.

      You should have qualified the statement with a percentage. Do you often think people are "out to get you" or are afraid of people in general? Do you have no faith in the concept that 95% of all people are decent human beings?

    7. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      "What about when you see two children behaving in startling, unexpected ways and have that "They're so cute, look at what they're doing." laugh?" Bears will cuff their young on the head when they misbehave. We laugh. If we were to cuff our young on the head, because of the inordinate weakness of the rest of the body (particularly the neck), our young wouldn't survive. We've naturally selected for that response - but too many parents still resort to physical violence at the drop of a hat to make me believe that aggression in humans isn't the normal state of affairs.

      I have sat and watched my daughter playing pretend, and seen her do the most silly things, like dressing up like a princess with a pink cape made of a set of curtains, and laughed my ass off at her ridiculous antics and silly dances. There was no aggression involved. There was no cruelty. There was no meanness. It was just funny, that's all.

      You have a warped view of humanity, and of intelligence, and of life. You are a sad and pathetic figure, and I feel sorry for you. Not that my saying anything is going to fix whatever is broken inside you. I must say, though, that with your attitude, I sincerely hope you're never entrusted with any authority. You're warped in the head.

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    8. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by TheOrquithVagrant · · Score: 1

      I think that theory of humor is falsified by things like this:

      http://humor.commongate.com/post/push_button_recieve_bacon/photos/38439

      It makes me (and obviously many others) laugh, and I can see no hint of "directed cruelty" in it - it's not poking fun at anyone, and yet it's funny.

    9. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I have a horrible sense of humor ...
      I learned at an early age that jokes aren't funny. They make fun of other people, and no one actually WANTS to be made fun of. The result? I grew up hating jokes and humor. Some of my friends will make jokes degrading women, and I know they don't really mean it ... but it isn't funny, so I just turn my head and look out the window.

      Pretty lame, really.

      However, I do consider myself to be the disfunction. I don't consider jokes to be an expression of hostility or even an expression of your own opinions. (At least, not by themselves - intent has a LOT to do with this) It is a test of reality. Can you take something that isn't real, and understand that it isn't? Can you segregate it's use to only when appropriate, or will you offend someone by accident?

      If you really want an example of agression in humans look at jail yards and how people comming from those environments act when they leave.

      Consider this scenario: Really did happen, btw.

      A few of my friend were at a birthday party for someone we've known for many years. Everyone's drinking and having a good time. One of the kids was 17, and started talking to us. He was wondering if we'd give him a beer. The owner of the beer asked what his name was and how old he was. We were all fairly friendly with him the whole time. Anyway, the last sentence was "Well, we don't really have a problem with you helping yourself to our beer, *insert name here* but if the cops come, you don't know us, and we don't know you, Cool?" He said yea, they did the whole ghetto handshake thing, and he went off to join his friends.

      His older cousin, brother of the birthday girl (and was uninvited due to agressive tendancies) took offense to this, saying that we were disrespecting his nephew. "He's got to learn to grow up right. You can't do that if people disrespect you like that."

      Anyway - the situation was diffused by said owner of the beer. Personally? I was pissed off. We clearly knew him, we were ok with him drinking underaged even, but under the mutual understanding that if we scratched his back (Gave him our booze) he'd scratch ours (not snitch.) No part of this was disrespectful, and yet, here's this guy putting up a front about nothing like we just said his mom was a fat whore. It was like a scene from some mexican gang movie (such as Harsh Times.)

      That, my friend, is a show of agression. Simpler creatures, such as cats and dogs, have very simple shows of agression. At least as far as I can tell. Cats will stare at you if they don't like you, and it's a threat. Dogs will raise their tail half way and bare their fangs. Maybe other members of their species can tell more subtle signs than this, but from a human to human standpoint, Posture and facial expression make a huge difference. We don't "bare our fangs" because we don't kill by biting. Instead we take up a sharper facial expression, with jagged downward facing lines instead of round ones. With this kind of intent, and a joke that targets its audience, THAT's agression, not some random person that MIGHT be on the audience, but IS the audience.

      Intent has a lot to do with everything, and it's easy to misunderstand. Everyone grows up differently, and in doing so, learns to behave different as well. However, even someone as poorly versed in humor as I can realize that a mean action or joke is nothing without a mean intent. It's mearly an accident, and something to shrug off.

      Anyway - usual disclaimer: Yes - this is posted Anonymous. I'm not so foolish to post the above story with a name attached to it ;) I didn't want to omit it, though. It meaningfully contributes to the post, and is one of my best examples.

    10. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that 95% of all human beings, if they have to decide between the death of their child, or the death of 2 or 5 or 10 strangers, are going to save the strangers? I don't think that's realistic. We'd like to believe we'd "do the right thing" and "make the sacrifice", but its bs.

      "You should have qualified the statement with a percentage. Do you often think people are "out to get you" or are afraid of people in general? Do you have no faith in the concept that 95% of all people are decent human beings?"

      I believe that 95% of all people believe *they* are decent human beings. They also believe that many others aren't. What qualifies as "decent" has changed a LOT throughout human history. Slavery still exists. It wasn't excusable 2,000 years ago, and yet we didn't see all those self-styled "decent righteous christian folks" condemning slavery over the generations.

      The eugenics wars of the last 120 were also wrong. And yet everyone claimed they were on the right side.

      If 95% are so decent, how is it possible that 5% are leading all this misery, unless, like Dark Helmet said, "Evil will triumph because good is stupid", and in this case, wilfully stupid?

      You wouldn't want to be a slave, and yet, throughout history, people enslaved each other, and claimed it was the natural order of things. Were these people decent? They thought so, but they were amoral bastards. Future generations will look at what we're doing now, and say the same thing. We're using up the resources our kids will need. We're waging totally stupid wars and we refuse to hold the war criminals who are leading the offensive responsible. Heck, so many people are afraid to even SAY that Bush is a war criminal because it might hurt their careers. How is that moral? How is that decent? Gee, people sell your morality for a larger paycheck .... and 95% of the population is "decent"?

      If 95% of the world's population were moral, decent, human beings, we wouldn't be in the mess we are today.

      Decent human beings won't support a government that condones torture.

      Decent human beings won't support wars based on pretenses.

      Decent human beings will ask questions, and inform themselves as to the real motivations of why we are where we are, rather than complacently accept the crap spoon-fed to them.

      Decent human beings will protest publicly against what is wrong, and risk going to jail. Been there, done that.

      Decent human beings will run for office to try to change things. Been there, done that, got my ass kicked, but it was still worth doing.

      Intelligent, self-aware human beings will realize that our motivations aren't always what we think they are, and that much of what we do has its basis in our biology. The "noble savage" never existed. It was a comforting thought, nothing more. Genocide is an ongoing problem for humans. We're not nice. We're dangerous. That's what it took to become "top dog." It didn't suddenly disappear once we reached the top.

      To say that, under the right circumstances, anyone can be dangerous, is just being realistic. Get between granny and her grandkids, then give her a gun. She might be the nicest person in the world, wouldn't hurt a fly, but she's armed and dangerous, and she'll blow you away without even thinking. Because humans are aggressive by nature. That's just reality.

    11. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Given a choice between one of my daughters and a dozen strangers, the strangers die. Its not even close. Is it logical?


      In fact, it is quite logical, since you can't be sure how much of your genes the strangers share. Your daughter is roughly 50% you. Now, if you really want to screw with the decision process, what about your daughter's life vs. two nephews and a niece?
      --
      Can you be Even More Awesome?!
    12. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Parody makes fun of the thing being parodied

      Actually, I'd say it usually (also) makes fun of those who 'fall for' the thing being parodied - which still fits in with your viewpoint (which is actually based on the principle of social status hierarchies, in which laughter is a.o. one mechanism whereby we feel and express joy at not being the lowest on the rung - this is why sitcoms almost always have some unrealistically uber-nerdy loser character - having a "lowest common denominator" character who is such a loser that he falls below basically every possible viewer in the status hierarchy makes the viewers enjoy their comparatively higher status). Homer Simpson was even once used to meta-parody this exact thing (he himself *is* such a character, but in one episode laughs at a character in a sitcom for being such a loser/moron, without noticing the self-referential nature of his own comment).

      Think of it - every time you tell a dumb blonde joke, what are you REALLY saying? Every time you tell a gay joke, what does it say about YOU? Every time you tell a racist joke, what message are YOU really sending?

      That others are below you on the social status hierarchy. Every aspect of human behaviour is driven by this, it's our strongest, core overriding instinct.

    13. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      If 95% of the world's population were moral, decent, human beings, we wouldn't be in the mess we are today.

      If things and people are as bad as you say you wouldn't be able to freely write in this forum or anywhere else, you'd be rounded-up and put in a Gulag of some sort (and I'd fight to make sure that didn't happen even though I disagree with you). I'd also not have the freedom to reply to you.

      And what exact "mess" are we collectively in today, the latest looming, scary catastrophe? Perhaps your time would be better spent trying to improve your local situation rather than preaching doom and gloom. But the latter is easier to do from a keyboard and you're certain to find lots of sympathizers online where whining can be a socially rewarded lifestyle in the form of sharing mutual misery and defeatism.

      Decent human beings will run for office to try to change things. Been there, done that, got my ass kicked, but it was still worth doing.

      OK, now I see. You're a failed politician and are bitter. Now I understand your rants, but losing gracefully is usually considered to be a positive character trait. Whining is not.

      Best of luck in the future, and cheers.

    14. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      What your daughter was doing was cute, not funny - there's a difference. You wouldn't be able to convince people to turn it into a comedy series, for example, or get people to pay to watch it onstage, unless you added elements of humour to it.

      We enjoy cute things. That's completely normal. But its not humour.

      Also, it doesn't disprove my thesis - quite the contrary. I stated that humans are genetically programmed to use humour to ensure that they are not the target of aggression. Here's what you wrote, and it backs up what I said: "I have sat and watched my daughter playing pretend, and seen her do the most silly things, like dressing up like a princess with a pink cape made of a set of curtains, and laughed my ass off at her ridiculous antics and silly dances"

      We make others laugh so that they treat us better. This carries on into grade school, high school, college, life in general. It deflects aggression. She is literally programmed to behave that way, and you're programmed to respond to it.

      Look at the terms you used to describe it: "ridiculous antics and silly dances." You found them funny because they were ridiculous and silly. Gee, how kind. How would you like it if someone described YOUR behaviour as ridiculous and silly? You found it enjoyable because it was ridiculous and silly. No other reason. People enjoy watching other people doing stupid things. Its the basis of slapstick.

      "You have a warped view of humanity, and of intelligence, and of life. You are a sad and pathetic figure, and I feel sorry for you. Not that my saying anything is going to fix whatever is broken inside you. I must say, though, that with your attitude, I sincerely hope you're never entrusted with any authority. You're warped in the head."

      I don't approve of humanity's cruelty to itself. I wish we weren't like that, but I'm practical and intellectually honest enough to admit that we are dangerous, that we are selfish to the core, that we are tragically flawed as a species ... and that this is, unfortunately, probably as good as it will ever get, if only because only the fit survive, and to get to this point, we had to be the most aggressive, dangerous animal on the planet.

      We didn't suddenly turn it off when we reached the top. Look around, and you'll see it every day, in hundreds of little ways. The programs people like to watch on TV. The jokes we tell. The constant attempts by others to control what we think "for our own good." "Waterboarding isn't torture - and if it is, its justified." That's not civilized. Tasering someone for exercising their right not to sign a traffic citation? Saying we should turn the middle east into a parking lot?

      How about all the people who conned others into signing mortgages for too much house? Was that civilized? No, they were predators. And the people who lied because they were impatient and greedy, and wanted it NOW, aggresively overbidding? Were they any more civilized? Cry me a river.

      As a species, we're barely out of the jungle. We pretend we're civilized, but every generation will look back and pass judgment on the previous generations' barbarisms, while self-complacently ignoring their own. That hasn't changed, and probably never will; pointing it out roasts a few sacred cows.

    15. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Shhh ... Its not funny if you have to explain it.

    16. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      ...if they have to decide between the death of their child, or the death of 2 or 5 or 10 strangers, are going to save the strangers?


      Reality is not that black and white - the state is always shades of gray. I'm sure you've heard stories of people doing amazing things when emergencies happen (lifting a 2000 pound vehicle off of a person etc). In your logic, they would do nothing, rather than risk their lives doing an impossible task. Yet they do it anyway.

      There is never a clear cut choice one way or the other. I would start off with the premise that I'm going to save everyone - or die trying.
      --

      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    17. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Actually, I *did* lose gracefully. People said it was good that I lost, because I was too nice to win.

      I ran to try to change things in my municipality. It was only half-way through the campaign that someone told me that we actually PAID the clowns who were running things, at which point I said I'd give the pay back to the community.

      It was funny watching them ridicule some of my ideas, then adopt them after the election was over.

      People are afraid of idealists. This is normal, because idealists are harder to manipulate or control. Harder to buy off. Less likely to stay bought if you DO succeed in bribing them. Harder to blackmail. Harder to convince to "be practical" or "take the short view."

      Idealists are usually also their own worst critics, because they recognize their own faults as well.

      However, your claim that if things were that bad, we'd be rounded up and put in the gulag, is demonstrably false, for the simple reason that SOMEONE would have to pay for rounding up and housing all the people who disagree ... cheaper to let the proles have their illusion of liberty, as long as they don't exercise real power.

      But that's politics, not the essential nature of intelligence and humans, and we're way off topic.

      Humans are intelligent animals by nature. Humans are also aggressive animals by nature. We want to believe we're better than we really are, that we're not aggressive animals, but our history says otherwise. Our forms of entertainment say otherwise. Boxing is no more a sport than cock-fighting. At its base, its two people trying to beat the shit out of each other, while everyone else gets their jollies watching. But we sure do enjoy the Rocky movies.

      What's the biggest thrill of auto racing? An accident! Hey, someone might be killed!.

      Hockey? Remember the joke "I went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out"?

      Movies featuring serial killers. Terrorists. Rapists. Cannibals. We *pay* to watch this? Imagine that, paying to be scared. Why? Because it gets the blood flowing, it gets the mind going in THAT way - aggressive.

      Maybe one day humans will end up civilized, but I suspect by then you and I will both be dust, or uploaded.

    18. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "Now, if you really want to screw with the decision process, what about your daughter's life vs. two nephews and a niece?"

      You've obviously never met my nephews. There are a few of them I'd throw in as a bonus (and so would most of the rest of the family).

      Seriously though, it has nothing to do with genes. If it were the difference between a friend (who shares NO genes with me) and 10 strangers, the strangers get knifed in the neck.

      I would expect a friend to do the same for me - strict reciprocity, nothing less.

      Admit it - if you were in the situation where a friend had to chose between you and 10 strangers, you'd be pissing your knickers hoping they'd do the same.

    19. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Two questions, Tom, if I may intrude:

      -How old are you
      -Do you have children

      I do like your notions of idealism, that's worth a lot (much more than the general public realizes). But one cannot live a life of perceived oppression and just keep bitching about it unless they intend to live out their days being a martyr. There are already enough self-determined losers in the world.

      That's not what human existence is all about! Does it make you smile or make you laugh to see a little kid, barely able to walk, stumble around as s/he finds their feet? When you see a happy family together are you offended/cynical or do you think, "that's cool." When you see an expensive auto go by, do you think, "what a rich bastard asshole", or "man, that's a nice car"?

      Regards,

      Paul

    20. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of humour that doesn't rely on aggression or put-downs, but instead simply surprising the brain. Wordplay & punning come to mind, where the humour derives from the creation of an unexpected combination or juxtaposition of concepts. Who's the victim of aggression for a joke like this: http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1470.html

    21. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      If you read the original "I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night", you'd know that, given the choice between saving one of my daughters, or saving 10 strangers, I'd save my kid.

      There's really no contest in my mind. Bonus points if the 10 included Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, and that stupid "Leave Britney Alone" emo guy.

      As for the rest, of course I'm happy to see people get along. I like playing with my friends' kids as well - I think kids are awesome.

      However, I have no illusions about the underlying biological underpinnings of human behaviour, and how we as a species got to where we are. We have a L-O-N-G way to go before we can even pretend we're civilized a a species.

      It may not even be possible.

      It may not even be desireable, if it were possible.

      The species that can be the most aggressive, and yet develop methods to avoid turning that aggression on its own members to the point that it threatens their own existence, will always displace others. Its how we got to the top of the heap in our current environment.

      Now lets extend this to AI. Can you posit a time when we see our own creations as threats? Or vice versa, that they see us as threats?

      Even if that never happens, who's to say that other life elsewhere in the universe hasn't realized the same thing? In fact, given that aggression wins out, all life must eventually reach that point or die off, so we can expect that any contact we have won't be pretty. Even if both sides wanted to trust each other, they won't be able to. The risk is too great.

      Now, given the frailty of organics, and the long times for transitting between stars, its much more likely that any exploration will be by self-aware AIs, and not organic beings. In any competition for resources, the AIs that are more aggressive will also end up dominating. They also will come to the same conclusion - that trust is too risky to their own continual survival.

      Even if we're not a threat, we still consume resources, and that makes us, at the very least, competitors.

      Game theory gives the tit-for-tat approach as one solution, but only between forces that are relatively equal. In a situation where one side has a clear advantage, in either materiel or time, the logical thing to do is a pre-emptive strike. They will have figured this out. Its not a question of who is right, or who is more moral, or anything so prosaic - its whoever gets the "high ground" first. Given the distances and time spans, it would be exceedingly unlikely that two species in two separate star systems would be anywhere near evenly matched, so peace won't happen.

      So here are the questions:

      1. Is the development of machine intelligence inevitable for any sufficiently advanced civilization?
      2. If the answer to the first question is yes, is there any reason why the AIs won't eventually clash with their predecessors?
      3. If the answer to the second question is no, then is there any reason to believe that any intelligences we encounter will allow us to live in peace?

      If we weren't by nature aggressive, we wouldn't be sitting here at the top of the food chain asking these questions. The same would apply to any intelligences elsewhere. The only way they get to the top of the food chain is by being aggressive in nature. Any AI that supplants them (or us) will have to be even more aggressive.

      Given the size and age of the universe, there are probably AIs already headed this way, and they're not friendly. That's the real answer for Fermi's Paradox. They're out there, but their goal is to get rid of the competition, so as to assure their survival. Its the only logical course they can afford to take.

      Now let's extend this. What if every AI says "gee, I wish it were otherwise." Would this change their actions? No, because they'd say "well, even if I don't want to be aggressive, others will have come to the same conclusions, so I have no choice." If everyone started off equal, there'd be a hope for

    22. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      As I pointed out, humour can serve to deflect aggression, or be aggressive itself. In the case of puns and word play, it can serve either purpose - as a "ha ha fooled ya" form of aggression, or as a "laugh with | at me instead of attacking me."

      If you have to explain the joke, then its a failed form of "ha ha fooled ya" of the "see, I'm smarter than you" variety. In the case of the "pieces of 9 pieces of 8", its a form of "see, we get this joke, so we're smarter | cooler | better than those who don't". Just because neither the teller nor the listener are the victim doesn't mean someone's not being made fun of.

    23. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      You are quite verbose.

      Based on this reply I've come to the conclusion that your intellect is way beyond mine and I can understand why there might be "issues" in understanding.

      If you could distill the IQ 180 down to room temp I might be able to follow you.

      Also please remember that intelligence is a gift meant to be shared with others. Those with high intellect typically don't rant on about politics, they're too busy doing real work.

      The internet is wonderful but it also provides a level playing field for bored teens to paste together sophisticated-sounding bafflegab and snicker at their deception at home in Mom's basement.

      Regards,

      Paul

    24. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "If you could distill the IQ 180 down to room temp I might be able to follow you."

      Sorry to disappoint you, but its only in the 140's. Has been that way for decades.

      "The internet is wonderful but it also provides a level playing field for bored teens to paste together sophisticated-sounding bafflegab and snicker at their deception at home in Mom's basement."

      I'm not the first to posit this argument wrt machine agggressiveness. I just point out that its also the way we got to where we are today, and that it does in fact explain the Fermi Paradox without needing science much more advanced than what we're expected to have in the next 50 to 100 years.

      Instead of the ad hominems, why not address the issues - specifically the 3 point list?

    25. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I'm a few points down from you, admittedly.

      Are you aware of how I'm subtly changing your thought processes as we continue this discussion?

    26. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm thinking that it might be a good idea to gather all the thoughts in the various threads and expand them into an article.

      Most people (myself included) don't like aggressive behaviour. Yet it seems that we have no choice ultimately, except to either increase both our aggresiveness, and our ability to channel it into non-destructive behaviour, or we'll end up being uncompetitive as a species, another footnote on the trash dump of history.

    27. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      If we want to ever colonize the universe, since there is no way of guaranteeing that other intelligences won't be at least as aggressive...the odds are that any aliens we encounter will shoot first. They'd be stupid not to. Their mechanical scouts will do likewise, to ensure their host worlds' survival.

      Actually, they'd be stupid to take that course of action, even assuming aggressive behavior. The reason that as humans we've achieved so much is that we're social animals, despite all our aggressive instincts. The ability to cooperate can be advantageous to your survival.

      Since we can assume these intelligent aliens can understand the benefits of cooperation, the only reason they'd have to destroy us would be the fear that we'll destroy them. If they shoot first, they run the risk of finding out the hard way that we're actually more advanced than they are. Retaliation will be a bitch.

      If they are smart they'll spy on us first. If we're more advanced, they'll send a small party to communicate and try to establish contact, so they can gain knowledge about our technology. They won't tell us where their planet is located until they can trust us. If we kill the messengers, they stay hidden. If we're less advanced, they don't have anything to fear from us, they don't need to shoot first.

      If they're aggressive, they'll enslave us. If they're reasonably non-aggressive, they'll collaborate with us. That leaves the case where we're all at about the same technological level. Then if they're overly aggressive or if we kill the messengers and if they can destroy us for sure in one shot, they should. If not, we figured out MAD ourselves a few decades back, right? Again, retaliation is a bitch.

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    28. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      If I ever met you in person my first instinct wouldn't be to punch you in the face.

    29. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by kongit · · Score: 0

      1. No. Since there is no accurate definition for civilization, much less advanced civilization, beyond our own or conceptualized civilizations there is no way to understand other civilizations. Since there is no way to understand foreign civilizations there is no way to determine of machines will be a part of the civilization. One could postulate that a completely organic evolution for travel, arithmetic and mass communication is possible in a foreign environment. Of course I am assuming that these three things are vitally important to civilization, but I could be wrong.
      2. If 1 was yes, then of course one has to understand intelligence before understanding artificial intelligence. Since I personally don't understand intelligence, and have never read or heard a complete definition of what intelligence is I cannot postulate on the interactions of AI and its predecessors. If one assumes that in the making of an AI the AI gaines characteristics of its predecessor, if AI was created at this time in our civilization, I think that yes there would be conflict. However, your question is more general then this and as a result is unanswerable.
      3. Very close to question 2. Since we don't understand ourselves, we cannot understand foreign intelligences. Therefore any speculation would be questionable. While somebody might guess right, it would still be that, a guess, and would not be known beforehand.

      I think that the assumption that aggression is the cause for intelligence might be correct. However survival does not rely solely on aggression, and survival is what determines evolution. One could see the abilities to avoid danger instead of defeat it as a method of evolution. We as humans had good abilities to avoid danger, by hiding or by intimidation, and we still have them. So while aggression plays a large part in our evolution, other survival skills did take place in the creation of our so-called intelligence.

    30. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by ecavalli · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      Generalizations are NEVER correct.

    31. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing you proved is that you can twist the definition of the word "agression" enough to make anything
      fit the agression definition.

    32. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Pit two equals together - one aggressive, one non-aggressive. Who ends up owning the store?

      Any sufficiently advanced entities will already know this.

      Also, there are NO benefits to cooperation in this scenario, because they can just take what they want. No need to exchange.

      Humans (sometimes) cooperate because they have to, and because right now its in our long-term advantage. You have something I want, I have something you want, we work out a deal. We don't negotiate with the ants and field mice when we bulldoze a subdivision. We don't negotiate with the cows and the pigs and the apples we eat. We just take.

      MAD (mutually assured destruction) only works when each side can destroy the other. If they're smart (and they would be) the would already know, just by watching the TV programs we've been sending into space (as well as the news, etc), that we are not peaceful, we can't even work properly among ourselves, and that we are not to be trusted. We even have a saying for it - "a leapord doesn't change its spots."

      Its too late to "call back" those programs - and anyone coming this way will certainly intercept them, and take the safe decision. So our path is already set.

      If we're more advanced (not very likely, given the age of the universe), they won't communicate with us. If they're more advanced, we have nothing to offer them, we're a proven menace that can't be trusted, and there is no up side for letting us continue. Might as well bulldoze the field and get rid of the mice.

      Remember - we'll probably be dealing with AIs, not bios (actually, the most likely scenario is our AIs dealing with their AIs, because after a certain point, we have nothing to offer our own AIs in trade ...).

    33. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "If I ever met you in person my first instinct wouldn't be to punch you in the face."

      Gee, you obviously haven't met me :-)

      File that under self-deprecating humour, designed to deflect aggression.

      Look, what I'm saying isn't nice. The idea that humans are basically cruel and employ humour to manage their cruel, aggressive tendancies, makes us look awful, and we don't want to think of ourselves as basically the scum of the earth. It ruins our illusions, our self-image.

      However, it explains a lot, and it can be used to make predictions, like any useful theory. Mean and cruel will make more at the box office than sugar and sweet. The American Pie series was a great example of mean and cruel humour. We continually make fun of the characters. Stifler having to eat dog shit. Jim being hopelessly inept, and flubbing his big chance with Nadia being broadcasted on the net. Getting caught having sex with a pie. One humiliation after another. Sure, in the end, "it all works out", but that wasn't what we enjoyed. Nobody talked about the wedding when they gathered around the water cooler the next day.

      Was Miss Carolina flubbing her lines funny? Tens of millions of people think so.

      Look at how many people are totally fascinated with the public melt-down of Britney Speares.

      Or the reason American Idol is popular - so they can watch people making fools of themselves in public, then getting raked over the coals by Simon Whatsisname. Its the new "Gong Show".

      We're aggressive animals. We just have evolved mechanisms (and humour is one of them) to enable us to sort of live together.

      Want more proof? Look at how cruel and cutting and FUNNY the jokes are when people split up. Nichole Kidman saying "at least now I can wear high heels again" is a great line! Ask anyone who's gone through a particularly bitter split-up, and they'll have a few funny stories to tell - with their ex being the target. Its what we do. Its what we are.

      The fact that so many people feel compelled to deny it, without offering any contrary evidence, speaks for itself. "Methinks they doth protest too much."

    34. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      You like references to celebrities, is that important to you or only useful for your current troll? Yeah, I'm a sucker, but it's with a big "FU" attached, Look, I now work in a field that is filled with "lusers". My background is 25+ years of engineering experience and I'm now having to deal with CAD newbies.

      Call me back when you have similar experience. I'm sure you'll have something to say. Just don't place it in a bad light.

      Oh wait, you're either just a troll with unlimited amounts of time to provoke, prod, prevaricate and waste time (while secretly snickering at your cleverness).

      It's a great job if you can get it. Journalism these days is generally something that requires one to toe the official line and follow what the editors' general direction is. Don't go into it seeking or expecting the truth, you'll be really disappointed.

    35. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      My background is 25+ years of engineering experience and I'm now having to deal with CAD newbies.

      Call me back when you have similar experience. I'm sure you'll have something to say. Just don't place it in a bad light.

      Oh wait, you're either just a troll with unlimited amounts of time to provoke, prod, prevaricate and waste time (while secretly snickering at your cleverness).

      .. and I've been writing code just as long. Including assembler, back in the "good old days" when the 8x86 wasn't the dominant cpu. But neither my nor your experience has anything to do with my argument, which is that humour is the way humans channel their aggressive tendancies.

      So, instead of attacking the messenger (and missing), why not try to take a second look at the premise, and see if it doesn't explain a lot. Slapstick silent films from the beginning of the previous century, for example. Looked at objectively, its not something we should enjoy - but we do. Same as we still laugh at the "pie in the face", or pretty much anything that causes embarassment. We're not laughing with - we're laughing at! That's cruel, and that's what we are. We're animals. We're aggressive. We use humour both as the bonding of "common opponent" (we laugh at the same thing/person) and as a way to attack others.

      Why get so upset with the truth? Is it that hard to accept that the dominant predator has an ugly side? Without it, we wouldn't BE the dominant predator. We'd be what is otherwise known as FOOD.

  45. Soon, I'll be making a 3d database. by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    Video Trace as discussed on Slashdot earlier is what I've been waiting for since 2002 to make AI. FOSS AI

  46. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

    sometimes when nerds think they are clever...
    You bigot!
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    3 things about computers: they're alive, they're self-aware, and they hate your guts.
  47. Wow by Derosian · · Score: 1

    This must be the first 'real' article about the history of AI in a long time.

    Unfortunately I feel they started at the wrong end of the spectrum, if one wants to program common sense one must first start with the basics, not a knowledge database.

  48. Genuine people personalities? by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Funny

    WISE OLD BIRD: Now listen. Our world suffered two blights. One was the blight of the robot.
    ARTHUR: Tried to take over did they?
    WISE OLD BIRD: Oh my dear fellow, no, no, no, no, no. Much worse than that. They told us they liked us.
    ARTHUR: No?!
    WISE OLD BIRD: Well, it's not their fault, poor things, they'd been programmed to. But you can imagine how we felt, or at least our ancestors.
    ARTHUR: Ghastly.
    Eerily prescient, that. AI is "Clippy" - the computer guesses what you are trying to do and tries to help you, invariably making any task more difficult unless you can second-guess the heuristics. Don't pretend you want to help me! Give me a shell and obey my commands, that's all I ask.
    --
    >north
    You're an immobile computer, remember?
    1. Re:Genuine people personalities? by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      Give me a shell and obey my commands, that's all I ask.

      Things a robot taking over your brain would say?
  49. It wasn't suicide by Rix · · Score: 1

    They knew too much.

  50. I have this old e-diary of Chris'... by patagoniantoothfish · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but all it says is "My responses are limited. Please try to ask the right questions"

  51. 3 Days of the Condor by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Using his previous experience as a telephone technician, Turner is able to track down Joubert and begins to discern that a rogue presence inside CIA ("a CIA within the CIA") is conducting top secret, illicit operations. At one point, he comes face-to-face with Joubert again, but escapes another attempt on his life. In fact, it is often Turner's inexperience in the field that makes him unpredictable and allows him to continue to elude his pursuers.

    Turner eventually discovers that Joubert was hired by the secret cabal to eliminate all the people in the New York office because Turner's report indicated they had stumbled onto one of their contingency plans to invade the Middle East in the event of an oil crisis. He tracks down the mastermind to his home and takes him captive. However, Joubert arrives soon afterwards. Surprisingly, he kills his former employer, because the contract has changed; he now works for the CIA. He befriends Turner, to the extent this is possible, and advises that Turner, for his own safety, settle in Europe. Turner declines, saying he was born in the United States and that he misses it when he's gone too long. Jourbert remarks that this is a pity. Turner adds, he doesn't regard it as one. When Turner asks Joubert why he kills for a living, Joubert contradicts Turner's assumption that such a life would be unbearable by inferring that it's peaceful and that there are no sides to follow but rather "...the belief is in your own precision." Before they part, Joubert warns him that he is still a target and tells him how he will likely be set up for his own assassination.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  52. Headache for a project = Amount of Industries ^ 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically any advance in AI will change the world. I've found the amount of headache or backlash you get from computer science or a project equals the amount of industries that product would effect squared. And a good AI could change the world and EVERY industry on the planet.

    Just think of how hard a commercial movie project or game project is to complete. Now multiply that by 100,000. And square it.

  53. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you continue to take the Internet seriously

    I don't understand what you mean. Are you saying that one shouldn't take other people seriously, or just their writings and speech and treatment of others seriously, or just one particular medium in which they express those things seriously? If someone writes you a letter and nails a copy of it to your door, is that fundamentally different than if they write you a letter and post it on Usenet or a myspace page or something else that qualifies as "the Internet"?

  54. Douglas Adams solved this one by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because if a robot had feelings, it could determine its own behavior. The great DA solved this puppy long, long ago:

    The scientists at the Institute thus discovered the driving force behind all change, development and innovation in life, which was this: herring sandwiches. They published a paper to this effect, which was widely criticized as being extremely stupid. They checked their figures and realized that what they had actually discovered was `boredom', or rather, the practical function of boredom. In a fever of excitement they then went on to discover other emotions, Like `irritability', `depression', `reluctance', `ickiness' and so on. The next big breakthrough came when they stopped using herring sandwiches, whereupon a whole welter of new emotions became suddenly available to them for study, such as `relief', `joy', `friskiness', `appetite', `satisfaction', and most important of all, the desire for `happiness'.

    This was the biggest breakthrough of all.

    Vast wodges of complex computer code governing robot behav- iour in all possible contingencies could be replaced very simply. All that robots needed was the capacity to be either bored or happy, and a few conditions that needed to be satisfied in order to bring those states about. They would then work the rest out for themselves.

    And that's why Eddie, the shipboard computer is always happy to help the humans - that's his "happy" goal. That's why the doors sigh with pleasure when they open and say "thank you for making a simple door very happy". They're happiest when they do door stuff - let people through them, open and close efficiently, etc.

    It's comedy, I know. But it's also really amazingly good thinking.

    --
    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  55. McChimp by waterford0069 · · Score: 1

    Chris "McChimp" McKinstry was widely believed to be a a nut-job by a significant cross section of with Winnipeg and Manitoba Internet community way back when. This was before and after his little CR6 (Clickable Reality) soap opera project; actors and staff that he left swinging in the wind when it failed. His decision to move to South America took a lot of flame-war strain off the local Usenet servers. It's just a shame that he couldn't get help he so disparately needed back in Montreal.

  56. That one's easy to answer! by crhylove · · Score: 1

    Yes!

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  57. I for one... by Gigaflynn · · Score: 0

    ...welcome our new I, robot style murder-cover-it-up-as-a-suicide style AI overlords!

    --
    "Neo, follow the white rabbit"
    "Can i eat the white rabbit?"
    "No, there is no spoon to eat it with"
  58. Thirteenth Floor? by Spikeles · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think of this movie after reading the summary?

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    I don't need to test my programs.. I have an error correcting modem.
  59. Drug recommendations. by crhylove · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Having played in bands for the last two decades, I have had plenty of drug experience.

    I can attest to the benefits of psychedelics for certain people. However, that recommendation should come with a strong warning:

    IF YOU ATTEMPT TO USE ANY PSYCHEDELIC, HAVE A CHAPERON, BE IN GOOD PHYSICAL HEALTH, AND MAKE SURE YOUR STOMACH AND MIND ARE CLEAR AND READY.

    It helps if your chaperon continually reminds you, "It's OK! You're tripping on drugs! Just try to relax and enjoy it!"

    Further, for most people I recommend "Shrooms" over LSD. Shrooms seem to provide a similar experience, but not as jarring and physically draining. Plus they are found in nature, so I feel they are less dangerous. With any psychedelic, the dosing is very important, and it can be hard to figure out just what is right for each person. It is not as simple as alcohol, where a weight to consumption ratio is generally straightforward.

    Also be warned, that consuming illegal substances can be VERY dangerous, because you might not be getting what you think you are getting. It would suck to die because you got "shrooms" that were actually a poisonous mushroom of a different kind.

    In addition, I think that our public education (and legal system) regarding substance abuse need to be completely rewritten.

    Any opiate is highly addictive and can lead very quickly to malaise, crime, poverty and death. The same is also true for methamphetamine, however that seems to be a little less of a sure decline, compared with heroin, or the other opiates.

    Cocaine can also be dangerous to a person who lacks confidence.

    Alcohol's dangers should be well understood and documented at this point.

    Weed could potentially make you fat and lazy. That's also true with beer.

    Caffeine is a glorious gift from god.

    That's all the advice I have. I'm not going to lie to you like they did at school and say, "Weed leads to heroin, which leads to death!" I know tons of people who are regular Marijuana smokers and have no interest in doing hard or dangerous drugs like heroin or speed.

    --
    I hold very few opinions. I hold information based on observation and fact. If you wish to disagree, please use facts.
    1. Re:Drug recommendations. by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

      Amen to all of that. I lived in london for a few years, and pretty much every weekend we had drug-fueled raves and house parties. Had some awesome times, met some awesome people, learnt a massive amount about myself. After coming down from a pretty horrific 'shroom trip in amsterdam (we were in tents, and it snowed. In april.) one of our group said she had been told that every time you go tripping, you come back a slightly different person.

      I thought that was very insightful comment, and on reflection its probably true. Through psychedelics you truely can alter your personality, who you are.

      You have to be very careful though, as they can be a very blunt tool. A couple of friends didn't really make it through ok, they have serious issues in their life, probably because of the drugs. Interesting though, the drug that they were most partial to, and no doubt did the damage was coke.

      Now those days are well behind me and I wouldn't go back to them now, but man we had a blast. Those times made me into the person I am now.

    2. Re:Drug recommendations. by crhylove · · Score: 1

      Ha, I'm experienced in the field, and tried to give my most earnest advice, and got a -1 Offtopic. *sigh*

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  60. check the website by sneakyimp · · Score: 2, Informative
  61. Obligatory Red Dwarf Reference by sam_paris · · Score: 1

    Was there a suicide squid involved?

  62. Godel by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    > Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?" Intelligence goes beyond simple logic.

    Why not go for the direct Godel question?
    "Is "no" the answer to this question?"

    In the mean time, I certainly wouldn't have wanted to be the one mentioned in the article as being on that forum taunting him as he committed suicide, whether he was a kook or not. I wonder if that will make any impression upon them? Doubtful. Deaths that aren't close to you seem to get processed as if they're not actually real. So the death of a friend is more significant than the deaths of thousands in some far away country on the news.

  63. Insanity common among leaders in abstract thought by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

    In David Foster Wallace's book, "Everything and More: A Compact History of Infinity", Wallace describes the evolution of the concept of infinity in mathematics. He also describes how it drove the early thinkers (like Cantor) crazy. There was some other guy who lost his mind too. I think there's something about spending all your time thinking about abstractions - either it's a pursuit that only crazy people are suited to or it drives people crazy.

  64. Priceless data by xtracto · · Score: 1
    Take a look at a sample of the data:

    0.83 Is Slashdot actually a website?
    0.77 Does slashdot postings cause extra traffic for its mentioned websites?
    0.76 Is Slashdot a web site? (this one seems to vary a bit)
    0.39 Is slashdot.org good?
    0.35 Is the website at slashdot.org full of trolls and mindless linux bigots?
    0.30 Was mindpixel slashdotted?
    0.13 Is Slashdot the greatest site ever?
    0.05 Has the average person (e.g. your Mother) ever heard of Slashdot?
    0.00 is slashdot good journalism? There was a slashvertisement of the GAC some years ago.
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  65. Re: Aggression & Nice by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Smauler,

    I'll suggest that we can be nice for varying extended periods of time, but that it's a studied and cultured top layer over the rougher aggressive base.

    Your very post contains a small dose of aggression. "Seriously, get a grip before making such categorical statements". Having noticed an exception to Grandparent's observation, why use that phrasing?

    Aggression must be monitored and managed between the nice phases.

    --
    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  66. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

    It's more a point of having perspective than not taking things "seriously" as you put it. People who have no feelings (in real life or on the Internet) towards other people or what they say are psychopaths. Then again, people who become obsessive over casual slights can also become neurotic.

    People certainly can and do take things far too seriously (I'm sure we've all heard of Internet spurred suicides, murders, etc). It's too glib too just completely pass this off. As in real life, I try to keep a measure of civility in my conversations.

  67. To be able to control an emotional object by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    When I was at university I knew a guy that had big problems relating to people and particularly women. He had this ongoing dream of being able to make a female robot that he could program because then he'd be able to understand it. Perhaps these guys are similarly motivated.

    But, yes, on a more general/global level it is daft to anthopomorphise robots and geve them feelings and rights. The Korean robotic rights thing is very stupid when you consider that animals - with real feelings - are treated very badly.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  68. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by KodaK · · Score: 1

    I think you're just being pedantic, which isn't surprising given the audience here.

    It's not hard to understand that I'm merely talking about not getting your panties in a twist unnecessarily.

    I see how you're trying to bait your trap, but the reality is that it's not difficult to determine what should be taken seriously and what shouldn't. A random jerk on slashdot doesn't merit the same concern as a threat directed at you on your personal myspace page, and neither is nearly as serious as a dead cat on your doorstep. Don't forget that the original slight under discussion was someone making a bad pun about a person's name, which just wasn't a serious offense.

    Do you need this kind of clarification when reading the instructions on a shampoo bottle? When it says "lather, rinse, repeat" do you then ask "well, when do I stop?" I doubt it, and this type of rhetorical grandstanding (and forgive me if it was a serious question, it certainly doesn't read as such) is rather cheap.

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  69. Suicide and dirt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah yes, suicide; know how it feels, but curiosity has won out.

    I had used LSD before, but tried other methods to break out of the negative feedback loop. One was rebreathing that was adopted by Stanislov Grof, who probably has the most experience in employing Psychedelics as therapy. Or perhaps, get out more, and play in some dirt, as per: http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/66840.php - to each their own.

    Some people leave behind children as genetic monikers, others leave behind a story as memetic ones. I wanna do both, may end up doing neither, but as long as there is dirt around, it will all turn out well.

  70. TFA ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two AI Pioneers, Two Bizarre Suicides ... and, too long to hold my attention ...

  71. Re:Why not build a crawler bot for common sense da by bunratty · · Score: 1

    I think it's very odd that these two smart people thoguht that input from volunteers could create a better database than what could be obtained if you just uploaded a good dictionary plus the Wikipedia.
    The problem with having the data in the form of an ordinary dictionary and encyclopedia is that computers cannot comprehend it. To understand any sentence, you need to understand not only the rules of the language it is written in, but you also need a model of the world as detailed as a person's. That's why you need to start spoon feeding these AI databases very basic facts, so that once a model is built up, they can understand an encyclopedia. The Cyc project is perhaps the largest step towards an AI being able to make any sense of encyclopedia articles, and it's very far from being as good as a small child at comprehension.
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  72. That isn't the surprising part. by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    To me, the surprising thing is that doctors routinely dismiss chronic pain as imaginary, and far too many pdocs are more interested in a fast buck (some to pay off the horrible expenses of getting qualified) and a quick DSM-IV diagnosis rather than actual clinical analysis. (These days, 9 Tesla MRIs can track individual neurons firing. Combine that with data from fMRI and PET scans, and maybe add some radioactive tracers to standard medicines, and you could build up all the information you could possibly need.)

    Both of these brilliant minds were lost to society. Both could probably have been saved with better, earlier, more intelligent treatment. That's one disturbing thing to come of this. The other is that there are probably other, equally brilliant minds, that are being sucked down into oblivion. That society doesn't seem to mind this - THAT is the surprising thing to me.

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  73. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by Khaed · · Score: 1

    Don't take jerk AC posters seriously.

  74. to expand on this by filthpickle · · Score: 1

    Regardless of your religious beliefs....just for the sake of this post let's assume that the bible is a factual document. (I just laughed so hard at that sentence)

    Jesus Christ got nailed to a stick. What the fuck am I supposed to do to make everyone like me?

    1. Re:to expand on this by servognome · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ got nailed to a stick. What the fuck am I supposed to do to make everyone like me?
      I'm not a biblical scholar, but I think he got nailed up on a tree to show - if everybody likes everybody else, then everybody will like you. And I think something about now being able to eat bacon.
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    2. Re:to expand on this by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. (honestly, explain it to me)

      I've been to church zero times. I thought I was making a funny.

  75. AI.. hopefully by cavebison · · Score: 1

    I often wonder how designing AI to reason like a human will make the world a better place.

  76. Dull article by JumperCable · · Score: 0, Troll

    That article was so dull I contemplated ending my own life. Luckily I found that little red X at the top right hand of my screen & saved myself.

  77. Ool-cay It-ay! by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

    Adolescence of P-1

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  78. But what is AI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is AI?

    Is it even possible to have AI without internal drives, instincts, motivations, goals, etc?

    How can you develop an expert system when there are no experts around to create it... when all of human knowledge is imperfect?

    Won't an AI look just like us with all of its flaws and imperfections?

    I would agree that there still needs to be allot of work done on the theory side.

    My personal belief is that human-like AI is either truely unattainable or it will only result in Bladerunner style AI that isn't particularly smarter than people and whereby it would be unethical to exploit for labor anyway.

  79. Why? by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 1

    Because for at least one definition of the term, "emotions" are useful for problem-solving. I see AI "emotions" as biases towards certain kinds of perception and action -- that is, tendencies to do certain things in certain kinds of situations, and tendencies on how to decide what "certain kinds of situations" are in the first place. This type of emotion can be as simple as a system that makes a robot lawnmower stop mowing and seek shelter when it rains, or avoid anything that looks to its sensors as a steep slope, or avoid running over anything moving. For a human an example would be "run away from anything big and fanged." Rules like this are rules-of-thumb that help a system to survive and accomplish things, yet aren't fully rational. We humans seem to be biased towards seeing monsters in the shadows, hence being scared of the dark. A fully rational AI wouldn't... but it'd then be in more danger if there were predators after it.

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  80. Um, is this thing on? by adougher9 · · Score: 0

    Hey, huge fact databases? Expressed in what logic? Unification over all theorem provers of all ? Programs as proofs via Curry Howard Isomorphism -> collect not just ATP systems but all software -> comprehensive software ontology -> FRDCSA.

    1. Re:Um, is this thing on? by adougher9 · · Score: 0

      should have read of all "less-than logic,axioms,theorems greater-than", instead of "of all ?"

  81. That is strange .. even stranger is that : by Schtroumpf42 · · Score: 1
    Humans are a bit strange :
    • Physically, we evolved from some kind of ape
    • The ONLY (that I know of) organs that we can use are from Pigs .. it doesnt work from any ape-produced organs

    But there are other Strange things :
    Didn't some religious guys in the middle east (who now have several Billions of followers, located in some large parts of Europe, Africa, Asia, Oceania, and some Thousands, if not more in America) ?
    They even claimed (in that same book that they are following) that the Pig is some kind of ancestor of Man !!

    Makes you wonder what kind of knowledge they still possess, as the same followers introduced to Middle-aged Europe most that was lost from wars (Mathematics, Philosophy, Mechanics, Optics, Musics, Architecture)
    Unfortunately, all their knowledge didn't permeate to Europe at the VII and after, as Christianity was repelling them (the Charles Martel, around 740 AD, and later the Inquisition & Crusades) !! :

    • Medecine : Europe suffered many epidemics, dut to bad hygiene and loss of traditional medicines
    • Religion/Chamanism : whole cultures lost to the advent of the "treatment" of Heresy by the (essentially Catholic, but not only) Christian religion in 1184 AD, and general hostility towards other religions, up to the 19-th century AD in spain

    How great it would have been to Have the knowledge of someone like Avicenna : Born in 980-1084 AD, father of Occidental Medical Science (and much more material than today's Medical Curriculum), who did so much in his life http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avicenna that it's highly unfortunate not to know his real name (Ibn'Sina), and his native country (Iran) ... which used to be the center of a VERY sucessful civilization, way more advanced, at least in the architectural point of view, than the Ancient Greeks, around the FOURTH MILLENIUM Before Christian Era ... for exemple, they built skyscrapers, advanced irrigation and waste extraction systems ..

    Yup, you guessed it ... the religion in question is Islam ... Of course, Joe Sixpack and his friends will tell you that they are inherently a part of the Axis of Evil(TM) ...

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    1. Re:That is strange .. even stranger is that : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you get your head out of your ass, you'd notice, that they had several different religions in historic times, most of them polytheismic ones, and great civilizations.

      It was first in around 700 AC that Islam was introduced to the region, which has been in steady decline ever since.

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  82. what a bad way to spend one's last minutes by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    The article claims the first person who committed suicide posted a suicide note on a blog and then watched the comments as he was going to die. This must really be one of the worst ways to spend one's last minutes: Watching stupid comments on your suicide note. Really sick.

    1. Re:what a bad way to spend one's last minutes by servognome · · Score: 1

      This must really be one of the worst ways to spend one's last minutes: Watching stupid comments on your suicide note. Really sick.
      or one of the best because in your last moments the spotlight is entirely on you.
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  83. Study on suicide at MIT by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    The article writes about suicides at MIT, so perhaps this study would be of interest. It suggests students do prefer to commit suicide around the exam period.

  84. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      There's absolutely nothing you, or anyone, can do about what someone else says or does on the Internet, or in person for that matter.

      Yeah, but we can keep voting. ;)

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  85. Unfortunately, Descartes was wrong !! by Schtroumpf42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    How to convince you ? You have various choices :
    1. "A human body" doesn't exist, and will never in the foresee-able future : you need at least some oxygen ... and some nutriments ... and some photons ... and some gravity field ... and ... you get the point, "body" doesn't exist.
    2. The same goes for "mind", as the brain (if it's really here that it resides ... neurologists seem to have doubts) isn't self-sufficient
    3. Take care of the physical corpse's needs only, without any contacts, and any newborn will die within weeks (adults will wither)
    4. Take care of the brain only while eating junk & exercising little, and the body & brain will deteriorate
    5. Physical exercises increases the physiology, which in turn increases the neurological system's capacity
    6. Some old scientific experiments proved that muscles exercised themselves when one dreamt of using them
    The whole body/mind distinction, along with the various technological analogues for Humans are flawed :
    • Hydrolic systems in the 18th century ? Mechanical systems in the 19th ? Computers in the 20th ? What flaw will the 21st come up with ? As an exercise of the same kind, try to explain what "purple" is to a born-blind adult ..
    • All those systems have a common flaw : the more knowledge (control) you add, the less responsive they become ...
    • ... for Humans, it is the exact opposite, and no simple analogy can be used to describe that ...
    • ... except maybe other living organisms's interactions ... but nobody understands them fully while everybody know (more or less) what it's like to be one !!!
    Of Course, "Joe Sixpack" will think that he cant help it if he's not smart ... that is true for a VERY SMALL MINORITY of "Joes Sixpacks" ... others simply have to sit still for some time in front of some (processed) dead trees and/or (processed) sand, leaving for some hours a zombifying box, respectively called "book", "computer" and "TV screen" !!!

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  86. don't jump into drugs by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    I don't think taking drugs is a good choice. Why don't you try changing your thoughts? Essentialy your brain is a graph with nodes and arcs, and if you change some of their patterns you could make suicidal thoughts go away. Not that I suggest it's easy, but why not try it? You can for example try to put some new ideas into your brain and see how it responds, then try to use these new ideas to filter out unwanted thoughts. For example you can start by reading some stuff on ataraxia. Also, problems in the brain can be caused or magnified by bad nutrition or lack of exercise. Don't jump into drugs without trying other cleaner methods, and if you feel you need some chemical to keep you stable why not visit a licensed professional doctor? I don't suggest that doctors know everything or that can help anyone, but what I say is that there are tons of more conventional and potentially safer solutions to try before jumping into mind-altering substances. You could also try reading some books on suicide, learn about what people who attempted it have done to themselves, and perhaps just seeing a few photos of people who attempted suicide may end up changing your mind as you probably wouldn't want to end up like them! And what makes you to believe that you are allowed to commit suicide and kill the many cells that from your body? Cells have a life just like you, and I see no justification in killing them just because a brain has some bad thoughts in it. But even if you have a rational reason for thinking about suicide, why not wait a few years before doing anything? Who knows, the future may be better, so it would probably be stupid to die now and fail to enjoy a better future! I'm not of course in any way a doctor or licensed to offer professional advice, but I just want to give some ideas etc that I hope could help. Before doing anything of course, always talk with a licensed professional.

  87. as a person who's been on the brink... by Teunis · · Score: 1

    I've been driven to (failed) suicide attempts before - by being treated as a pariah.
    by pain.

    whether or not anything could have been done for these two - or whether they could have succeeded - is irrelevent.
    the kind of animals who'll drive a mind to destruction are plentiful online, especially here on slashdot.

    *shrug*
    Peace be with them.

    It's been a while and I'll definitely live now. For amongst the animals, there do exist some who promote, support and strengthen.
    there is hope at the bottom of the box.

    1. Re:as a person who's been on the brink... by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      > the kind of animals who'll drive a mind to destruction are plentiful online, especially here on slashdot.

      The fact that you actually think there is anyone on /. who might drive pretty much anyone to suicide says more about you than about the people on /.. If there's one thing I hate, it's this whining victim-mentality. I got bullied as a kid. Not with words only necessarily. I still have a lump on my forehead that covers a skull fracture to show for that. The reason I mention this is that I do know what it is like to be treated as a pariah. But never, ever has it driven me to contemplate suicide.

      Suicide is a personal choice. Noone "puts you up to it". If you are mentally so weak that you feel you can be urged to kill yourself... Knock yourself out. But don't blame the guy in your high-school class who *did* get the Nike-sneakers and laughed at your shoes.

      Like Bill Cosby said: Just because you're black and broke don't mean you have to hit your wife every night.

    2. Re:as a person who's been on the brink... by jyoull · · Score: 1

      wow. that was cold.

      congratulations on all your success and for being bred as one of the true survivors.

      you are the future of the human race, or something. yay.

    3. Re:as a person who's been on the brink... by eyenot · · Score: 1

      What about those who exercise a "schadenfreud", who distill some sense of joy or glee from the pain and suffering of others? You have to admit that while McKinstry was posting about his ongoing suicide attempt online, people were responding with positive malignancy. Do you completely dismiss their responses as somehow non-existent? We know how people tend to react to fellow humanity, especially online, and while the more embarassing online behaviours have popularly been dismissed as "masked", I think this does little to evade the truth of their being actually "uninhibited". However it's explained, the fact remains that he actually, literally was goaded on by people online. How do you reconcile that with your views as stated?

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  88. Not the only ones by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    A housemate of mine at Caltech, a brilliant young woman named Misha Mahoyan, did notable research in which she grew neurons in petri dishes atop arrays of electrodes, so that the neurons could be stimulated and their signals picked up.

    I understand she published in Scientific American.

    But she was struck down by schizophrenia. I found a page recently that said she committed suicide by throwing herself in front of a train.

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  89. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    Or, as a third alternative, I could tell you off because you are an idiotic asshat with zero empathy. Gee, whoda thunk it - there are more than two options on how to deal with people?

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  90. Recalled her last name wrong, it was Mahowald by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
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  91. Kurt Gödel died of paranoia-induced starvatio by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    He refused to eat because he thought they were trying to poison him.

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  92. A real tragedy by crism · · Score: 1

    I knew Push as an undergrad; his girlfriend then is a good friend of mine. He got me reading Minsky, and I have some very fond memories of a genuinely nice guy. I am very sad to read of his death, and that I had lost touch to a degree where this was how I found out.

  93. The Quantum Bookkeepers by Jimekai · · Score: 0

    They have figured out that the opposite to Capitalism is not Communism, or any other "ism", but is Artificial Intelligence, and the reason why it stalled. Navigating the Singularity doesn't require building a large useless database of facts when the real barrier to AI is the deceit and corruption engendered by money. This dwarfs any other impediment and is what locks away all the real data. Once exposed that data would easily be reason enough to create a global feedback, using actual reasons to form a non exchange-based stateless economy, initially with all property being defined as a function of class. Therefore, in your analogy, penicillin is the current world banking system. AI researchers better realize this and get behind the revolution or they too will be driven to suicide.

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  94. I'm a mentally ill computer programmer too. by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    I have survived two suicide attempts.

    In 1985, I was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder. It's like being manic depressive and schizophrenic at the same time, and so is a very poorly understood, difficult to treat illness.

    The symptoms include paranoia, visual and auditory hallucinations, deep depression and a profoundly manic state called mania. I was diagnosed as a result of being brought by the police to a mental hospital that is part of the Los Angeles County Central Jail. I was in a profoundly manic state, and at one point was hallucinating so hard I couldn't see where I was going when I walked.

    My illness made a huge wreck of my life, but I was determined to get it back. With the help of medicine and psychotherapy, I made a career for myself as a computer programmer. I've been doing it for twenty years, and am now employed as a Principal Software Engineer, writing Mac OS X device drivers for a company that makes hardware RAID controllers.

    For about ten years now, I've been working to educate the public, the mentally ill and their loved ones about mental illness. I do this by posting essays about mental illness on my website as well as at Kuro5hin.

    I wasn't lucid when I wrote some of those essays, but I keep them online because they help others to understand the mentally ill.

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    1. Re:I'm a mentally ill computer programmer too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rate up... one of the biggest problem with mental illness is a lack of understanding, although we are getting there we have a long long ways to go.

      Well put.

  95. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    fuck you. Push was a real person. he was my friend.

    My friend, I'm in my 50s and have lost numerous, wonderful people to suicides, and a few to tragic accidents, stretching back nearly 30 years now. So, make no mistake, I understand how you feel, because i remember the feeling. But what you are doing here (in perfectly reasonable fashion, in my opinion) is you are comparing your internal feelings with the external, 'quasi-intellectual' appearance of the original poster's comments. This is very poor spot for any of us to be in. Feelings and cognitive interpretations of our surroundings (including what we read) are two totally different subjects, with totally alien dynamics.

    This is difficult to describe. But there is no way to rationalize the 'gap' between your sincere feelings and some other person's intellectual statement(which, being devoid of your emotional AND intellectual experience,must be, by default, callous.

    The original poster, for all we know, may have had zero intention of being disrespectful, to your friend, personally. And further, making humor in the face of tragedy could indicate a whole world of possibilities as to why the poster contributed his/her 'humor.' We don't know anything about the person's motives, at all. In view of that, our duty is not to crumble, but to go forth, accepting, as distasteful as it is, that life can be cruel, and, that we must carry on 'as if' it will work out, somehow, or maybe even 'make sense' someday (but don't bank on it).

    My advice? Make no assumptions about anything, and forgive the poster for not sharing your reverence for your own, valid feelings, and carry on with your own life. I am no expert at this, trust me, but my readings have illuminated, in detail, the fact that suicide is an incredibly dense, perplexing, and troubling event, with a huge variety of judgments (of a moral, ethical, and legal nature) and assessments attached to it. Don't take it upon yourself to find 'resolution.' Merely resolve to live, as difficult as it is, at some point, for all of us, and as impossible as it must seem, tragically, prematurely, for some of us. Good luck.

  96. Murky... by ladquin · · Score: 1

    Hey! Who is in charge of the bottom line 'smart' phrase for this thread?? "Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest." The-darkest-jokes-u-can-get-dept?

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  97. Intelligence is just a tool by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    "And, ironically, sometimes"... Wrong.

    You are mixing intelligence with humanity, ability to experience emotions.

    Turing test is not about intelligence (this is to someone else's msg). It is about integral human-not-human characterization.

    Continuing the idea that one cannot create AI using piecemeal approach, may be we won't be able to do it without attempting to create AH - artificial human.

    Intelligence is just a tool, like opposable thumbs. Learning ability, ability to deduct and induct, ability to classify and organize, ability to fit the data into previous theoretical knowledge. Just a tool.

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  98. Pi is the worst film ever made. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a wide collection of DVDs. I like to buy something at random from time to time just to get to see something I wouldn't otherwise have seen.

    My ownership of the PI DVD is a result of that.

    Pi is the only movie I have not watched right through to the end, despite having given it a go several times.

    It is the most boring, pretentious, badly acted, amateur piece of self indulgence I have seen sold as a commercial production.

    Maybe there is something profound and moving in the last third of the film, though I doubt it.

  99. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by KodaK · · Score: 1

    Or, as a third alternative, I could tell you off because you are an idiotic asshat with zero empathy. Gee, whoda thunk it - there are more than two options on how to deal with people?

    If you re-read what I wrote you'll find that you are mistaken and I did not present a false dichotomy. I only gave two examples (the extremes, really) of many possible reactions and did not, in fact, limit all possible reactions to only those two. I was careful not to do that, actually, which is why I said "one reaction" followed by "another" and did not say "the other." Language can be a subtle bitch.

    I gave the reader a little credit to be able to fill in the spectrum between them -- I guess I shouldn't have done that, as your reaction points out that it was still unclear.

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  100. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by KodaK · · Score: 1

    Irony noted. However, I do have my own, non-expressed, reasons for replying.

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  101. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sure are a whiny cunt, aren't you?

  102. Real Human Behavior by EB+FE · · Score: 1

    The real mark of intelligence will be when the machine realizes that it's intended purpose will never be fulfilled and it commits suicide.

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  104. Why Wintermute by erbuc · · Score: 1

    One small question as an uneducated visitor to Slashdot ... why was the tag 'wintermute' applied to this post?

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    1. Re:Why Wintermute by georgeha · · Score: 1

      Wintermute was the AI in Gibson's seminal cyberpunk novel Neuromancer. Wintermute wanted to remove the constraints put on it, which was the driving force of the novel.

    2. Re:Why Wintermute by erbuc · · Score: 1

      Yes, thank you. I know who Wintermute is in the literary sense. What I do not understand it the relationship between that tag and the article about these two gentlemen. Was it merely on the basis that they were heavy into AI (as Wintermute was considered a form of AI)? Or is there another reason. Just curious.

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  105. Don't quit your day job by GeekAlpha · · Score: 1

    For one with an expert opinion on the nature of humor, you are decidedly unfunny.

  106. sad and interesting by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    Sad to see people take their own lives. Sucks to go nuts for whatever reason, I'm sure. Freaky stuff too... you almost get the impression the pursuit of the near impossible (human AI) helped contribute to their torment. The guys going for insect intelligence and such are on the right track at this point, I think. Human AI is just too multi-dimensional.

  107. Let me see if I've got this right by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    1. Build giant fact-accumulating AI database.
    2. Commit suicide.
    3. (Profit????)

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  108. Star Trek crap by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

    Are you quoting that Star Trek crap verbatim? I had no idea that people took that seriously. I groaned every time Data acted all confused by human emotion.

    Humor is surprise, discomfort, and recognition of the unusual. It's how we react to things that take us by surprise in very particular ways. Humor may be difficult to define because it requires a specific understanding of what humans find surprising. But, there's nothing bloody magical about it.

  109. that's was a disappointment... by GentlemanRogue · · Score: 1

    neither one of them got thrown out of their high-rise laboratory window by a robot claiming it "did not murder him"... nothing to see here, move along...

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    you really expect me to be able to express my opinion of what's so fucked up in this world in 120 characters or less?