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Norway? More like Snoreway!!!

Or maybe skip the beans--That would not be a very magical trip.

I'm very disappointed that Peter Jackson has decided not to include a very important scene in The Two Towers. One day I hope that future generations will get to see these movies with the badger scenes fully restored...

Were all the badger scenes restored, or what?

Obligatory potato link.

According to Weebl (the creator), you shouldn't link to badgerbadgerbadger.com any more (there's some dispute involving ad revenue going on). Use www.badgerx3.com

(The news post relating to this seems to have slipped off Weebl's front page now - use the "goto page" links at the bottom to find it, or read the forum thread)

According to Weebl (the creator), you shouldn't link to badgerbadgerbadger.com any more (there's some dispute involving ad revenue going on). Use www.badgerx3.com

(The news post relating to this seems to have slipped off Weebl's front page now - use the "goto page" links at the bottom to find it, or read the forum thread)

Forget Norway...

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/ for those who didn't get the parent post (also created by the www.badgerbadgerbadger.com people).

Yeah, it's offtopic, but it's also funny.

Just like the romans and the nazis, both seeking world domination...

I am Jobs.

No, I am Jobs.

I am Jobs!

I am Jobs!

I am Jobs!

And just for a bit of levity....I'm Brian Blessed!

<a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/24/">th is one</a> is better.

Why 1/4 as evil when you can have FULLSCREEN?

14 words: badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/

Actually almost without fail, strippers respond to everyone in the same way - and you got it right : *stripper sees through it and plays along*

Ever been to the zoo?

If you go to the zoo thinking 'Man this is going to be great. Going to see lions and tigers and bears and monkeys, they are so cool. Maybe if I get lucky one of the cute ones will pay a little attention to me for a minute and do a neat trick. They sure are great to look at - I could spend days thinking about all the animals I saw there' then the time and money is well spent.

If you go to the zoo thinking 'Man this is great, always wanted to ride a zebra and I'm pretty sure a zebra will be there today! Score! I think I am going to find myself a nice giraffe and bring it home with me, let her live with me because giraffes are great and I think I deserve one' then you have sadly deluded yourself and set yourself up for disappointment. Regardless of how much you spend on the zebra munchies and giraffe goodies you don't get to actually ride the zebra and you don't get to take the giraffe home with you.
Same deal with strip clubs. It's visual entertainment, see some freaky visual entertainment that you can only see in that controlled environment. That's it. Enjoy.

That said, if you want a LOT of attention at a strip club, forget table dances, forget 'ladies drinks' - sit in the back with a big empty table and call and have a large pizza or two delivered. Every single dancer that isn't on stage will be in your lap in about 90 seconds, like sharks in a feeding frenzy. Remember they work an eight hour shift eating nothing but bar snack food, so after about 5 or 6 hours of dancing they are hungry - and they will remember you. They probably still won't let you ride them like a zebra or take them home like a giraffe - but they will remember you.

In that case, instead of 'Action Man', the figure would be called "Passiveness Man".

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Norway? More like Snoreway

Here, this will get rid of it for you.

-calyxa

Another site with silly Flash cartoons worth looking at is http://www.rathergood.com/. I like the one where they turn Destiny's child into a bunch of kittens from Northern England.

>What the *hell* is wrong with the human psyche?
>Maybe it's just an exhaustion with polished, glitzy, perfect, tweaked-by-marketroids stuff.

The nature of the Internet means that it's possible for people to publish things themselves without any interference from the cultural equivalent of the powers that be. When writing a book, TV programme or a film, the authour does not have the means to get it out into the world, and they do that through publishers/producers. These publishers are very picky about what goes out, and if they don't see mass appeal, they reject the submission. This has the result that they also end up dictating culture, because we're so used to seeing what does not get rejected that we end up thinking of it as normal, and in extreme circumstances, we actually like this mass-produced entertainment.

When publishing a web-page, all you have to do is upload your material to a web-server, and spread the URL around. There is nobody to dictate what can or cannot be published. All of a sudden, authours get into te habit of going straight from brain to output without the interference of the cultural police. This results in things that look very un-orthodox, but appeal to some people in ways that mainstream culture could not possibly appeal. As the Internet grows, people's minds will be expanded by the greater variety of art out there, and finally be free, and who knows, these free minds may someday overthrow our cultural overlords.

I guess linux makes the badgers move faster than ever before...

is Here

Now, I gotta say that installing Linux on badgers has some interesting Beowulf cluster potential (according to the above site), I think the related mushrooms may cause hallucinations (making you think this is a good idea), and the snake is _definitely_ cause for concern.

YMMV.

Where can see aliens?
Only in Sedna.
Going to Sedna we've got aliens.

Where can see spacemen?
Only in Sedna.
Got aliens and spacemen only in Sedna.

Forget Mars!
[Mars?
Population: 'fossil'
No. Of aliens = 0
No. Of spacemen = 0
Main Export : Rock
Rock < Alien = Sedna wins
More like Schmars! ]

Sedna,
oh Sedna,
[If Sedna was to physically urinate all over Mars(*) as well as metaphorically then the orange dotted line on the right would indicate the most probable trajectory to ensure a good coverage. (*)This is a fairly rare ocurance though.]
where the Grey's are,
and the Green's are.

Sedna, Sedna Sedna Sedna.
Sedna, we're going to Sedna.
Can you believe it?
[free space-suit with every visit.]

You think that's weird, check out Badger2 by the same guy..

"Here comes the lions, only in Kenya. Only in Kenya, we've got lions."

Actually, I think its "Where can you see lions, only in Kenya"

Kenya Believe It?

For any geeks who didn't get the 'snaaaaaaaake' dept. reference, you'll be wanting this link (flash required). You may also enjoy the Lord of the Rings version.

You know, for a minute, when I saw the last item, I thought somebody had come out with a plushy version of these little bouncy guys. Ah, well.

but I didn't have to badger anyone to get it

True, but did you have to use a mushroom mushroom?

Why am I reminded of badgers and mushrooms?

It's funny you should mention that :-)

What about the badger? Can someone tell me what is symbolizes, so that I know who to blame for this (i.e. the unreleased Badgers on Shrooms kernel).

I'd rather have badgers on shrooms instead.

Does anyone know if there's anything like Flash click-to-play for Opera? Sometimes I need to use Flash (no, I don't just mean for Badgers), so getting rid of it isn't an option, but I don't like animated ads either.

Makes me think of...
Billion billion billion billion billion billion billion billion billion billion billion billion, Mushroom mushroom!

Great, now I got this stuck in my head again!

Please switch to pen, paper and a hard-wired calculating device for all of your computing needs.

Here is an unrelated link