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Al-Qaeda Operations, +1 , Informative
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Nicer: Bush-Cheney Calls Intercepted
Don't believe the crap that the N.S.A. just collected phone numbers. Phone numbers are meaningless.
They were intercepting the CONTENT.
The content of the Bush-Cheney phone calls to Pakistan and Aghanistan will be very entertaining.
Call your senator and demand the arrest; trial, conviction: and sentencing of Al-Qaeda.
Thank you for your patriotism,
Kilgore Trout, M.D. -
Wanted: +1, Patriotic
For Crimes Against The United States Of America.
Remember the date for the D.C. protest. Over and out.
The N.S.A. just collected point-to-point connections. Wrong.. This doesn't establish anything. They were intercepting the CONTENT. ie. Bush
U.S. Treasury financial markets short long commodities options equities Iran announcement.
Hopefully, the Washington Post will publish the N.S.A. intercepts of the Bush and Cheney calls to Pakistan
and Afghanistan.
You get the picture.
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Have a Bush_Cheney_Rice_Rumsfeld_Hayden_free-day,
Kilgore Trout -
Defend America: +1, Inspirational
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To: George W. Bush +1, Helpful
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Steam This BushCo: +1, Inspirational
Call your senator and demand the arrest, trial, conviction, and
sentencing of the world's most dangerous "leader".
Have a Bush_Cheney_Rice_Rumsfeld_free week,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.
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Stop The Insurgency: +1, Patriotic
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Good Point: +1, Informative
Economically, mentally, and physically, the worst drug IS TV.
So much for all the bogus NIH money spent on the impact of drugs on society.
The challenge is to find a drug that does more damage to society than TV. Go ahead social science researchers,
make my day.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.
Call your senator and demand the arrest of
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The Revolution: +1, Inspiratonal
Will be televised.
Call Al-Qaeda Headquarters now and demand the arrest of the world's
most dangerous "leader".
Thanks and have a war_free weekend,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
Oil HIts U.S. $70 Per Barrel: +1, Insightful
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A New +1. Informative
Budget item for your federal tax dollars for war.
Call your senator and demand the use of federal tax dollars
for U.S. infrastructure and health care instead of the military-industrial complex.
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A Special Message From George W. Bush
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From: George W. Bush +1, Insightfullicious
Sounds good to me. I'll pass this info to my MInister of Propaganda.
Don't call us. We'll call you.
Have a peace_free weekend,
George W. Bush -
Welcome To The United Gulags Of America:
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United Gulags Of America: Part 1
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Read All About It: +1, Interesting
Maybe the conclusion of :
Al-Qaeda Operations, how may I direct your call?, may have
been more appropriate for the white collar criminals.
Have a nice day.
Patriotically,
KIlgore Trout -
Wait Until +1, Interesting
Al-Qaeda Operations, how may I direct your
call orders these.
Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
To: Brain Dead U.S. Population
From: Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.
Courtesy of Al-Qaeda. That's right. I dare you to visit this URL. Your reluctance is proof that you're more interested in your gaz-guzzling SUV, over-sized mortgage for your hovel in your lower class neighborhood , and your career as a corporate drone in the, that's right, (if you are literate), the UNITED GULAGS OF AMERICA.
- Fire the Bums
PRESS BRIEFING BY SCOTT McCLELLAN THAT IS ACTUALLY A WONDROUS FANTASMO-MAGICAL DREAM INDUCED BY EATING SPICY TACOS
Officious White House Transcript
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]
(Sounds of xylophones and harps; sleep descends over Scott McClellan)
SEC. McCLELLAN: Good afternoon everyone.
ENTIRE PRESS CORPS: GOOD AFTERNOON SCOTT!
SEC. McCLELLAN: We have quite a lot to talk about, so let's get started...
REPORTER #1: That's a nice tie, Scott.
SEC. McCLELLAN: You think so?
REPORTER #2: Really brings out those beautiful eyes of yours.
REPORTER #3: Like these flowers.
SEC. McCLELLAN: Aw, man. You shouldn't have! What's the occasion?
REPORTER #1: Occasion? Why, we're merely celebrating another day of listening to you dispense the unvarnished truth, Scott. Without you, how would the American people understand the myriad complex issues the White Houses wrestles with every single day? Your irreproachable sense of integrity, character, and patriotism is a daily inspiration to us all.
SEC. McCLELLAN: Thanks. You're the best press corps ever. Am I blushing?
REPORTER #2: Oh ho ho! A little!
HELEN THOMAS: Scott?
SEC McCLELLAN: Yes Helen?
HELEN THOMAS: Can you ever forgive me for being such a sour old cunt?
SEC. McCLELLAN: Shucks. Well, when you put it that way, sure I can Helen! But let's move on, shall we? I don't have much to report other than the economy is stronger than it's ever been, and-
REPORTER #3: Sure is! I just got another credit card offer in the mail; can you believe that? It's like free money! And I'm going to invest part of it Lotto, and therefore, back into the economy. It'll trickle down! Much the way Wall Street insiders are going to trickle down on me, any minute now.
SEC. McCLELLAN: That's right! Let's see... the Administration would like to reiterate how much it "mi gustas" the heck out of the Mexican people. We will strengthen our borders with barbed wire and pitbulls, yet the cost of a strawberry margarita will not go up one cent. That is a Presidential promise.
(APPLAUSE & CHEERS)
REPORTER #2: Sounds reasonable to me!
REPORT #1: Scott! True or false: Iran is minutes away from being able to nuke Kansas City?
SEC. McCLELLAN: I'm going to go with True on that one!
(WARM, JOVIAL LAUGHTER CASCADES THROUGH BRIEFING ROOM)
REPORTER #3: Not to ruin the mood, Scott. But I have a question regarding the alleged rumor that the President himself gave the go ahead to leak classified information in an attempt to punish people who disagreed with White House policy. I mean, this is total claptrap, right?
SEC. McCLELLAN: That couldn't be further from the truth. I'm shocked and a little taken aback guys...
REPORTER #3: I'm sorry. I had to ask. I mean, it sounds absurd that this Administration would ever be dishonest about anything. You've been on the straight and narrow about everything: from WMD, Hurricane Katrina, Plamegate, Jack Abramoff, and so-called illegal wiretapping. Why start lying now?
SEC. McCLELLAN: Exactly. After all, there has been no leak. The President would never endanger national security just to settle a score with a fat, loudmouth asshole diplomat and his frigid, secret agent whore wife. That said, the President can declassify whatever he wants; for instance, later today he's releasing the nuclear launch codes and all the Congressional Democrats' social security numbers!
REPORTER #1: I don't see the problem with that at all!
REPORTER #2: He is the Pr -
Mushroom Clouds Around Earth: +1, Helpful
Slashdot readers continue to be dazed by news trivia while the
President Of Al-Qaeda plans to
attack Iran.
Patriotically from an undisclosed, secure bunker,
Kilgore Trout, General
P.S. Defend America: Deport The White House -
Forward This To The N.S.A.: +1, Patriotic
1-800-ALQ-AEDA Operations, how may I direct your
call?
Patriotically,
KIlgore Trout, Activist -
Buck Fush +1
Instead of slobbering in history, why don't you post some news about
how Al-Qaeda is intercepting your communications?
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One Big Question For Gmail:
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The Biggest Threat To Health Problems:
is from Al-Qaeda Operations,
How may I direct your call?
Defend America: Deport The White House
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, C.E. O. -
Political Hoodlums Make Group Decisions: +1
Yes, especially when they join forces and become what is called Al-Qaeda Operations, how may I direct your call?
Cheers,
K. Trout -
To: Big Brother From: Al-Qaeda +1, Informative
Operations, how may I direct your call?
Cheers,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.
P.S.: B$ck Fush ! -
War is porn: +1, Helpful
Be patriotic:
Call 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and demand an end to WAR.
Thanks for playing,
Kilgore Trout, M.D. -
Support George W. Bush: +1, Helpful
Call 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and ask to speak to
President-VICE Richard B. Cheney.
Cheers,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
Soon To Be: +1, Interesting
followed by BushCo: 1-800-ALQ-AEDA.
Cheers,
K. Trout, M.C.
P.S. Be Patriotic: Deport The White House -
Re-Select George W. Bush: +1, Informative
Dial 1-800-ALQ-AEDA.
Cheers,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.
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Censorship From: +1, Seditious
From: President-VICE Richard B. Cheney
Al-Qaeda: a.k.a. George W. Bush:
You have no rights. This is the United Gulags Of America. U.S. Citizens are no U.S. subjects.
Feloniously,
Richard B. Cheney, President-VICE
P.S.: Go fuck youselves -
Parodies, "fair use" and Melbourne ITThis is a Bad Thing, and it's quite possibly unlawful. In most countries, parody sites are protected under the "fair use" clause in copyright laws. If I wanted to create a humorous site parodying the UK government (where I live), I'd have certain protection by law to copy the "look and feel" of the other site. This is true of most other countries.
For example, some time ago there was a similar issue (reported here) about the UK Gov's "Preparing for Emergencies" site (the real one is here, the parody one here). There was some fuss about it at the time, but basically the UK Gov cocked up by not registering the
Similarly, whitehouse.org and whitehouse.gov coexist. Indeed, there are probably hundreds of parody sites that work in a similar way.
Now, when I read the story, the quote from Bruce Tonkin at Melbourne IT set off my BS alarm. His claim that Melbourne IT reacts quickly to issues like this is simply not true. If you're involved in the anti-spam or anti-scam business, you'll know that Melbourne IT are one of the domain registrars of choice for phishers and spammers. In fact, Melbourne IT's procedures are so slack that they infamously transferred the panix.com domain to a third party without authorisation last year. The site was offline for several days because Melbourne IT don't work weekends. You'll see that Bruce Tonkin offered another bullshit excuse there too.
So, don't just blame the "Australian government" for this, as it's unclear who exactly intervened. A large part of the blame for this has to fall on Melbourne IT and their pisspoor procedures.. I bet they'd believe ANYBODY who rang up and claimed to be from the government. Shucks, perhaps I should give 'em a call and pretend to be John Howard.. although my English accent might give me away, though probably not.
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To: "President" George W. Bush +1, Seditious
Shut down this Al-Qaeda Portal.
Attack Iran. They want to sell oil for Euros.
Feloniously as always,
President-VICE Richard B. Cheney -
To: George W. Bush +1, Commercial
Dubai would be interested in purchasing the runway for Al-Qaeda Airlines.
Feloniously as always from an undisclosed, secure crashcart,
President-Vice Richard B. Cheney -
Pat Robertson: Asshole +1, Infomative
Courtesy of: http://english.ohmynews.com/articleview/article_v
i ew.asp?article_class=7&no=279261&rel_no=1
Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Monday on his live "700 Club" television program that Islam wants to take over the world and is not a religion of peace, and that radical Muslims are "satanic."
After watching a news segment about radical Islam in Europe, Robertson remarked that the outpouring of rage elicited by cartoon drawings of the prophet Muhammad "just shows the kind of people we're dealing with. These people are crazed fanatics, and I want to say it now: I believe it's motivated by demonic power. It is satanic and it's time we recognize what we're dealing with."
He also said that "the goal of Islam, ladies and gentlemen whether you like it or not, is world domination."
> Robertson obviously has confused a religion with a war monger.
Seditously,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
To: George W. Bush +1, Top Secret
From: President-VICE Richard B. Cheney
Attack Iraq. We'll make billions. Our U.S. citzens, or, rather, subjects, are illiterate and innumerate.
Feloniously as always,
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To: U.S. Patriots +1, Idiotic
Playing the world is too complicated.
It's easier to just sell it short and buy on the low side.
That's the plan for the ownership society promoted by George W. Bush.
BushCo owns. You rent.
Feloniously yours,
President-VICE Richard B. Cheney
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To: New Jersey State Legislature +1, Helpful
To borrow a phrase from the illustrious President-(0f)-VICE Richard B. Cheney:
Go Fuck Yourselves and George W. Bush.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, M.D. -
President-VICE To Exit In 2007: +1, Fun
leaving operations to Al-Qaeda Number 2
This should be entertaining.
Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, M.D.
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Re:Straight from the horse's mouth
http://www.whitehouse.org/ seems to have all the information you need.
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To: User Support +1, Informative
This is good news. Now I can transfer all my calls to Al-Qaeda from
The White House.
Yours persidentially,
George W. Bush -
To: President-VICE Richard B. Cheney
You can reveal the classified info about Plame.
Fuck America. We're making billions.
Seditiously,
President George W. Bush -
Bend Over: +1, Helpful
For Al-Qaeda.
Welcome to the United Gulags of America.
Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.0. -
You Have No Rights or Constitution: +1, Helpful
in the United Gulags of America.
Defend America: Detain The White House !!!
Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
Buck Fush: +1, Patriotiastic
AND the N.S.A.
Friends don't let friends support Al-Qaeda.
Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.
P.S. Defend America: Impeach The White House -
Mission Accomplished: +1, Patriotastic
Good job Cheney!!!
Texanically yours,
President of Al-Qaeda -
Hugo Chevez Did It: +1, Inspirational
and his advice would have been more inspirational had he extended his invitation
to The World's Most Dangerous Leader
Courtesy of The Guardian
When Tony Blair left the Commons chamber after question time, he probably thought David Cameron's accusation that he was "flip-flopping" over school reform was the worst verbal jab he would face this week.
Hugo Chávez, the Venezuelan president, had other ideas. In a characteristically forthright tirade, he described the prime minister as "a pawn of imperialism" and told him to "go right to hell".
Mr Chávez was inveighing against comments on Venezuela's attitude to democracy made by Mr Blair in the chamber. The prime minister's observation that Venezuela should abide by the rules of the international community if it wanted to be respected by it showed that he believed "we're still in times of imperialism and colonialism", Mr Chávez said.
Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
Wikipedia In The United States: +1, Interesting
When will Wikipedia acknowledge that George W. Bush is President of Al-Qaeda?
The Bush administration exports Weapons of Mass Destructio (the world's largest exporter) ; interferes in democratic country democracies ( Venezuela, Bolivia, Iraq); and supports nuclear proliferation (Israel and Pakistan).
Pax,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
Malware Headquarters: +1, Informative
is located at Al-Qaeda Headquarters.
The world is much simpler than most people think.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
My Eugenics Program Would Stop +1, Interesting
Al-Qaeda from reproducing.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
Kudos To Glick-Weil: +1, Motivating
Glick-Weil is a patrioti unlike this Al-Qaeda member.
Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.