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Did you all think that you were safe from the clown since I have not been reminding you of his evil here on slashdot lately? The clown is still a threat, as you might have guessed from seeing those Kirstey Alley ads for Pier 1 - she is temporarily taking over for John Travolta's usual role of doing the clown's bidding via scientology. Never forget the horrible deeds the scientologists are capable of committing for the clown. Fortunately we have been protected by our Saviouress, Rose McGowan. By joining the cast of a television show, she has reduced the damaging impact of John Travolta's appearances on late night talk shows (please don't forget the night on Jay Leno when he went into the audience and passed out cigars which were actually Iridium satellite based monitoring transmitters for the clown). I must go now before the clown gets too close again.

On a separate note, does anyone know how feasible it would be to click on the Scientologist's Google Adword Links and cost them some $$$? There must be some way to automate the process. ;) .

Have you ever read, actually read Operation Clambake?

Scientology is, frankly, a company/cult. It is not even remotely close to being a religion. It was founded by a science fiction author who had been quoted earlier as saying "If a man truly wished to become wealthy, the best thing he could do would be to start a religion."

Techies have a legitimate beef with the Church of Scientology -- the CoS went on a series of attacks on USENET against people that had escaped Scientology. These people had been posting information about Scientology (the stuff that you aren't *supposed* to find out about until you're deep in debt and will believe anything that makes it look like you haven't been suckered.)

Being a real, tech loving geek and being a Scientologist may not be completely incompatible, but it's damn near.

She's not as wired as she would be. She's in the Cult of Greed & Power (Time, 1991). Which means she'll never go to that website there. She'll probably never go here either. I hope she doesn't end up here.

How can a woman so tech savy get duped by them?

The Religious Right, incredible as it may seem, can be the killer ally of the digital freedom movement, just like Stalin was in WWII. Remember that morality vs. copyright case? (the right to edit movies to the customer's content)

When talking to any individual with such orientation, we have to stress that the current copyright fundamentalism is made to favor Hollywood - you know, that big, unholy, pornography-peddling anti-God collective in California. Mentioning Scientology might help too. YMMV.

Now THAT is an 800-lb. gorilla.

Not to sully google's name or image, but that statement means exactly nothing.

Judging from the sheer number of not-for-profit or open source, or charitable links I've seen returned in the first page of many of my Google searches, I'd say they're standing by their statemeny of integrity and that it means a whole lot more than the paper it's printed on.

Hope you are comfortable with 10% of the money you pay Earthlink going to the Church of Scientology. Yes, the same bunch who have basically declared war on the Internet and got this informational site booted off of Google. Thought you would like to know...

I started playing games on a model 33 Teletype. Then we got an OSI 540 board going and I played Tiger Tank 'til the wee hours. And Wumpus and all matter of things, before discovering $DUNGEO (many refer to this as Zork) and $ADVENT (Colossal Cave), both brought back on a tape from a DECUS. Then there were many others written by students, before the first Apple Lab opened on campus and color was introduced. Eventually arcades sprung up at the mall, where Mario lept over barrels to rescue a princess.

Aging gamers? Well, there's aging games, too, which many call AbandonWare (and many a site dedicated to the nobel cause of keeping these things alive, while EA keeps recreating the same themes over and over...)

It's really a question of what a generation does with its leisure time. Mine spent it gaming. The current one does, too. It's rather hard to imagine future generations not doing it (unless everyone suddenly falls for some absurd cult.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

It seems that Xenu.net is now number two again, and scientology's official page is number one. I haven't check this recently, but Xenu.net was number one for a long time, and although I'm not sure if Xenu.net would have changed this much in such a short time, I think it's important that Xenu.net stays on top. Once again, Xenu.net, who Xenu.net Xenu.net, would Xenu.net till Xenu.net Xenu.net's.

Well there is a problem solved. Searching 'scientology' comes with www.xenu.net at #2. This is a Good Thing(TM).

I encourage people not to judge Google's update before a few patches. All x.0 releases are non-functional. All you software engineer should know.

-- nyri

Mmmm ... no one tries harder to influence google search than scientologists, they have countless different web sites and front groups all linking to each other to boost Google ratings. However shortly after the cult tried to censor Xenu (Operation Clambake) a Google search on scientology ranked Xenu top. Now it comes second rated, although you'd be hard pushed ot find it at all among the 2-million Scientology sponsored links on the results page ... (so be sure to add Xenu to your links page if you have one, you could save the life and wallet of some naive soul) ...

Well, as with many useful things, meta refresh can be abused.

My most recent use for itis with my webcam. But in my effort not to be evil, if the image hasn't changed in an hour I remove the meta tag from the page (it's a PHP page so it's "smart"). No sense in filling up my server log when people leave the page open.

Evil? I don't think so.

And when I was working for a computer store in Italy (run by Scientologists), I used meta redirect tag to refer users from some site of theirs to the main Italian Scientology site.

Evil? Definitely! Sorry, world.

www.xenu.net: learn the truth about Scientology.

Christian Science is an actual religion started by Mary Baker Eddy and is based around the idea that there is no need for modern medicine because of the belief that all healing can be accomplished through requested divine intervention. This is in no way related to the idea of a scientist who happens to have a Christian/Creationist perspective in his research.

I think religions who use the word science (i.e. Christian Science, Scientology (well, Scientology is not really a religion, but an evolved pyramid scam Click Here)) in their titles tend to confuse and mislead people. A true scientist does not try to force conclusions on people, but explains his theories in a rational manner that makes sense; this is true for all scientists, no matter what you believe. I myself am a Christian, and if I decided to become a scientist, it wouldn't instantly make me a follower of Mary Baker Eddy; I would just be like any other scientist, except I would be pursuing the answers to the questions of the world from a different perspective--and that's not a bad thing.

I hope this has cleared up things a little. Personally, I believe that living creatures have the ability to adapt and survive in changing environments, but that there also was definitely some sort of intellegent thought that went into creating all of the vastly complex things that dot the marble we roam around today.

Can these people do likewise? Instead of hyperlinking directly, give a URL that can be cut-and-pasted (or an image of a URL that would then need to be retyped)? If the PATRIOT act does in fact forbid the hyperlink, does it also forbid the information?

Scientology [comma] UFOs

Scientology and UFOs don't count as two seperate items, Scientology is a UFO cult. One item. If you weren't aware of that may I point you to Xenu.net or try this google search.

Scientologists are constantly battling to keep OT III a secret. Their main weapon is to try and get it pulled off the web for violating their copyright on it. That obviously only works if OT III is a real Church of Scientology (CoS) document.

Supposedly learning the contents of OT III is "dangerous" unless you have had several years of special (and expensive) CoS training. Oh, it's dangerous alright, but dangerous to CoS because no one in their right mind would join a UFO cult if they knew what it said. All the "Dianetics" stuff is just bait. They keep all the freeky stuff top secret during the early levels.

To summarize, OT III says that 75 million years ago the Galactic Federation had an overpopulation problem so President Xenu rounded up a few billion citizens, murdered them, froze them, flew them to earth, dumped them in volcanoes, set off an H-bomb in each volcano, THEN he brainwashed them. (I don't know about you, but I would have maybe brainwashed them before killing them?) Now each of us is infested by hundreds of spirits of theses nukes aliens and we are under the control of their brainwashing. Oh, and I almost forgot, the Earth? Well the real name for the Earth is Teegeeack.

Now, since "we" are all mind-controlled by these aliens (like some bad SciFi flick), it is morally right and acceptable to manipulate, lie, cheat, steal, slander, or even kill anyone who has not been cleansed by CoS training. Oh joy!

you have quite an imagination sir!

Err, compared to the above, no. My imagination doesn't even come close.

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Ah, you see, Scientology is not like other religions, that's what they admit themselves. But the real reason why they're different is how they publish information.

Other religions give their religious texts away free of charge, but Scientology decided to give it away through losing a number of court cases, accidentally giving away the the documents freely as part of legal paperwork. Other religions spread the word by choice, this religion spreads the word by shooting themselves to the foot all the time.

Online Library of books about Scientology. VERY GOOD

Operation Clambake

FACTNet, over 50 megs of information about $cientology

Tell your family, tell your friends. Forewarned is forearmed.

Lee

Actually, $cientology lost one recently. A court case, started back in the 80's, which cult head David Miscavaige promised "Not one thin dime for Wollersheim", was finally resolved this year when $cientology paid 86,748,430 thin dimes ($8,674,848) to Lawrence Wollersheim after the long battle. He originally won $30 million in a lawsuit, but was later reduced to $2.5 million on appeal. $cientology drained the assets out of the "Church of $cientology of California", then claimed bankruptcy, forcing long drawn out proceedings to extend the judgement to the receivers of C$C of California's assets.

As Wollersheim prepared to expose $cientology's true corporate structure, $cientology paid the $2.5 million, plus stautatory interest of 10% since judgement (hence the $8.6 million award).

Besides all the general information related to Scientology found at Operation Clambake, there are two categories of information that I feel are most important in understanding the premises under which the Church of Scientology, or Co$ for short, operate:

Copyright:
This page explains Scientology's misuse of copyrights and explains why their documents should not be subject to copyright laws. Basically, copyrights were intended to encourage publication of works, the exact opposite of what Scientology is trying to do. Furthermore, copyright law allows fair use for the purpose of critical review. How can you review something that isnt published? A significant portion, if not the whole document would need to be reproduced in order to evaluate it fairly.

Legal Standings:
Read the decision of WOLLERSHEIM vs CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY OF CALIFORNIA. To sum up the case, a man who was mentally unstable was psychologically tortured and further had his business and life ruined by Scientology. He sued and won millions after 20+ years. The judgement is important because it shows that Scientology is a religion, however its actions were not protected by the First Ammendment because its actions were performed in a coercive manner, and further that the Co$ deliberately tried to ruin his life socially, financially, and psychologically, by means not neccesarily legal. This covers the practices of Fair Game and Freeloaders Debt used and condoned by the Co$.

Besides all the general information related to Scientology found at Operation Clambake, there are two categories of information that I feel are most important in understanding the premises under which the Church of Scientology, or Co$ for short, operate:

Copyright:
This page explains Scientology's misuse of copyrights and explains why their documents should not be subject to copyright laws. Basically, copyrights were intended to encourage publication of works, the exact opposite of what Scientology is trying to do. Furthermore, copyright law allows fair use for the purpose of critical review. How can you review something that isnt published? A significant portion, if not the whole document would need to be reproduced in order to evaluate it fairly.

Legal Standings:
Read the decision of WOLLERSHEIM vs CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY OF CALIFORNIA. To sum up the case, a man who was mentally unstable was psychologically tortured and further had his business and life ruined by Scientology. He sued and won millions after 20+ years. The judgement is important because it shows that Scientology is a religion, however its actions were not protected by the First Ammendment because its actions were performed in a coercive manner, and further that the Co$ deliberately tried to ruin his life socially, financially, and psychologically, by means not neccesarily legal. This covers the practices of Fair Game and Freeloaders Debt used and condoned by the Co$.

Besides all the general information related to Scientology found at Operation Clambake, there are two categories of information that I feel are most important in understanding the premises under which the Church of Scientology, or Co$ for short, operate:

Copyright:
This page explains Scientology's misuse of copyrights and explains why their documents should not be subject to copyright laws. Basically, copyrights were intended to encourage publication of works, the exact opposite of what Scientology is trying to do. Furthermore, copyright law allows fair use for the purpose of critical review. How can you review something that isnt published? A significant portion, if not the whole document would need to be reproduced in order to evaluate it fairly.

Legal Standings:
Read the decision of WOLLERSHEIM vs CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY OF CALIFORNIA. To sum up the case, a man who was mentally unstable was psychologically tortured and further had his business and life ruined by Scientology. He sued and won millions after 20+ years. The judgement is important because it shows that Scientology is a religion, however its actions were not protected by the First Ammendment because its actions were performed in a coercive manner, and further that the Co$ deliberately tried to ruin his life socially, financially, and psychologically, by means not neccesarily legal. This covers the practices of Fair Game and Freeloaders Debt used and condoned by the Co$.

• Scientology Lies, a newsy site
• alt.religion.scientology (Google) (archive)

Touch the link. It will take you to the canonical anti-scientology site.

In anti-Scientology circles this is known as 'Operation Footbullet' for obvious reasons.

In anti-Scientology circles this is known as 'Operation Footbullet' for obvious reasons.

It does come back as being accessible in China, FWIW. Apparently, Tom Cruise hasn't reprogrammed the Great Firewall yet.

It does come back as being accessible in China, FWIW. Apparently, Tom Cruise hasn't reprogrammed the Great Firewall yet.

Who says these people actually believe they are Jedi? Maybe they believe that Jedi exist, that "The Force" is real, but they themselves are not Jedi. The Force is not strong in them, or they were not born with quite enough midichlorians, whatever St. George calls them. Han Solo was obviously not a Jedi, but by ROTJ he's been convinced that the force is real. What religion, then, is Han? For lack of a better term, he would mark Jedi on his census form.

So what if it was written by a Scifi hack who didn't believe it himself, filled with aliens and ancient wars? So was Scientology.

If one of the Aussie's gov't main points is that "certain facilities will not be built", maybe they should just get over their prejudice against the Jedi and build them a temple! Hell! I'd start attending service if there were a Jedi temple in Jersey! And there is little doubt in my mind that The Way of the Force is a more spiritually enlightening path than that of the Chrurch Scientology!

And then they blew xenu.net to the top of the list by their attempt to bludgen Google into removing the link with a bogus DMCA claim. Ha ha!

Did the Church of Scientology not use the DMCA to clobber Google a while back? If the clams (q.v.) think that using the DMCA as a club is a lot easier than suing posters of their sacred texts the hard way, then they might just choose to step up and protect it. This would be a Bad Thing (TM).

Note that "freedom of expression" != "freedom of slandering" !!!

True, but you can't slander an organization!

(from dictionary.com)
Slander Law. Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person's reputation.

In most countries it is perfectly legal to speak ill of organisations.
(except for maybe Scientology in the U.S.)
Slander against people is a whole different story.

I'd also like to point out that Italy is weak on other free-speech issues,
for instance Umberto Bossi getting fined for saying that he used the italian flag as toilet paper.
Yes, he's an asshole himself, but I do defend his right do use the flag anyway he pleases.
(within the extent of infringing others' rights, of course)

Just because a repressive regime hates you does not mean you are not a religious nutcase.

Falun Gong is a cult every bit as bad as the Scientologists, with an emphasis on physical exercises rather than mental.

Oddly, there is a town in Wisconsin called Falun. I keep meaning to go there to see if they have a gong.

Are there many Scientologists there? It could be that Xenu is actualy imprisioned in Scotland, and the UFOs are just the Loyal Officers stopping by to check up on him.

Be careful what you wish for. Tom Cruise is stupid enough to fall for Scientology.

IANAM, but I wonder what would have happened if who ever actually bound and transcribed the first copies of the Qur'an had declared publishing rights and refused to allow the distribution of low cost copies or even public prayer.

We know. We have Scientology.

It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

Linus Torvalds is an anagram of SLIT ANUS OR VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.

Richard M. Stallman , spokespervert for the Gaysex is Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of MANS CRAM THRILL AD.

Alan Cox is barely an anagram of ANAL COX which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, [Buy At Amazon] is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for SECONDARY RIM and CORD IN MY ARSE. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for "Felch Male" - a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, "felching" is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into "e-male."

As far as Richard "(cock)Master" Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following:

RMS: "I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance," he says. "It's about being able to question conventional wisdom," he asserts. "I believe in love, but not monogamy," he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!

Speaking about "flaming," who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:

"I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as "Slashdot's resident Gasbag." Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux "Sauce Code," a "Gasbag" is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, "piss-pipe"), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.

Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.

In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The Slackware distro is named after the Slack-wear fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of CLAW ARSE, a reference to the homosexual practise of anal fisting. The Mandrake product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for DARK AMEN and RAM NAKED, which is what they do.

Another "distro," (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like "Disco," which is where homosexuals preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, an anagram of IN A BED, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. "Woody" is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis, glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase "Frozen Potato" that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual "Sauce Code," refers to the solo homosexual practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.

And Red Hat is secret homo slang for the tip of a penis that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.

The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the "supermount" tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. "Automount" is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other automatically.

The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of "mount points." These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously /anus, but there are others. Militant fags even say "There is no /opt mount point" because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.

More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love 'man', even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out 'man'. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.

Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the "FAQ," but how many innocent heterosexual Windows users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!

Even the title "Slashdot" originally referred to a homosexual practice. Slashdot of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.goatse.cx/.

The editors of Slashdot also have homosexual names: "Hemos" is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from "Homos." But even more sickening is "Commander Taco" which sounds a bit like "Commode in Taco," filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement. (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these "Taco Commodes" have special "Salsa Sauce" (blood from a ruptured rectum) and "Cheese" (rancid flakes of penis discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, Slashdot runs on Apache!

The Apache server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, The Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.

And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.

To summarise: Linux is gay. "Slash - Dot" is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS is for hermaphrodites and disabled "stumpers."

FEEDBACK

What worries me is how much you know about what gay people do. I'm scared I actually read this whole thing. I think this post is a good example of the negative effects of Internet usage on people. This person obviously has no social life anymore and had to result to writing something as stupid as this. And actually take the time to do it too. Although... I think it was satire.. blah.. it's early. - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux "Sauce code" once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase "Monolithic Kernel"?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.

You must work for the government. Trying to post the most obscene stuff in hopes that slashdot won't be able to continue or something, due to legal woes. If i ever see your ugly face, i'm going to stick my fireplace poker up your ass, after it's nice and hot, to weld shut that nasty gaping hole of yours. - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!

you really should post this logged in. i wish i could remember jebus's password, cuz i'd give it to you. - mighty jebus, Slashdot

Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the "Open Sauce" movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the unknown liberator.

ROLF LAMO i hate linux FAGGOTS - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism.

Actually, that's not at all how scrotal inflation works. I understand it involves injecting sterile saline solution into the scrotum. I've never tried this, but you can read how to do it safely in case you're interested.

(Before you moderate this down, ask yourself honestly - who are the real crazies - people who do scrotal inflation, or people who pay $1000+ for a game console?) - double_h, Slashdot

Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux "sauce code" is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: "Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow." And anyway, the PS2 sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!

dude did u used to post on msnbc's nt bulletin board now that u are doing anti-gay posts u also need to start in with anti-black stuff too c u in church - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.

Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by A Black Man . Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.

And don't forget that slashdot was written in Perl, which is just too close to "Pearl Necklace" for comfort.... oh wait; that's something all you heterosexuals do.... I can't help but wonder how much faster the trolls could do First-Posts on this site if it were redone in PHP... I could hand-type dynamic HTML pages faster than Perl can do them. - phee, Slashdot

Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to "Pearl Monocle", "Pearl Nosering", and the ubiquitous "Pearl Enema".

One scary thing about Perl is that it contains hidden homosexual messages. Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other! As Larry "Balls to the" Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of "colon kissing," whereby two homosexual queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as "Parameter Passing".

And PHP stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?

Thank you for your valuable input on this. I am sure you will be never forgotten. BTW: Did I mention that this could be useful in terraforming Mars? Mars rulaa. - Eimernase, Slashdot

Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I DO know that homosexual Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.

That's inspiring. Keep up the good work, AC. May God in his wisdom grant you the strength to bring the plain honest truth to this community, and make it pure again. Yours, Cerberus. - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

*sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord's work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.

However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an "extension" to the Linux "Sauce Code," for the sake of "interoperability." (The slang term they use for non-consensual intercourse - their favourite kind.)

In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the "Samba Mount," into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the "Samba Mount" collapses due to "overload," and needs to be "rebooted." (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their "uptime" in such situations.

Inspiring stuff! If only all trolls were this quality! - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend +1, Underrated, as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened "Bender"???

If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!

It's pathetic you've spent so much time writing this. - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.

As with any great open-source project, you need someone asking this question, so I'll do it. When the hell is version 2.0 going to be ready?!?! - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of "Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours," but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a "number two," as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.

I desperately want to suck your monolithic kernel, you sexy hunk, you. - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

I sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman.

Dude, nothing on slashdot larger than 3 paragraphs is worth reading. Try to distill the message, whatever it was, and maybe I'll read it. As it is, I have to much open source software to write to waste even 10 seconds of precious time. 10 seconds is all its gonna take M$ to whoop Linux's ass. Vigilence is the price of Free (as in libre -- from the fine, frou frou French language) Software. Hack on fellow geeks, and remember: Friday is Bouillabaisse day except for heathens who do not believe that Jesus died for their sins. Those godless, oil drench, bearded sexist clowns can pull grits from their pantaloons (another fine, fine French word) and eat that. Anyway, try to keep your message focused and concise. For concision is the soul of derision. Way. - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

What the fuck?

I've read your gay conspiracy post version 1.3.0 and I must say I'm impressed. In particular, I appreciate how you have managed to squeeze in a healthy dose of the latent homosexuality you gay-bashing homos tend to be full of. Thank you again. - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

Well bugger me!

ooooh honey. how insecure are you!!! wann a little massage from deare bruci. love you - Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

Fuck right off!

IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD, which is an acronym for Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator) across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL (Gay Penetration License, according to geekacronyms.org) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted cock. I would have put this up on Freshmeat, but that name is KNOWN to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.

Come to think of it, the whole concept of "Source Control" unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like "Sauce Control," which is a description of the homosexual practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And "Open Sauce" is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, "Closed Sauce" is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.

Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of "soggy biscuit" that open "sauce" development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, The WIPO Troll, FreeWIPO, Bring BackATV. Further contributions are welcome.

Current changes: This version is based on the all-too-rare backup copy sent to FreeWIPO by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Re-reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Additional stuff done in preparation for the future.

Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding 'man' and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.

ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!

This is exactly what whackos like the "Church" of Scientology need to sue the internet out of existance

it turns that some of my body thetans had gotten trapped at the electrical outlet, and any kind of a disruption to the old AC current would cause them to send out signals that would wake my laptop. I couldn't figure out what was going on, so I called my counselor at the Church of Scientology. He sent over some of their scientists, and they turned my place upside down with a special device, like an e-meter, that detects escaped body thetans. I'd recommend you give them a call. It'll only cost you about US $15,000.

Mentioning Earthlink and Scam in the same sentence reminded me of the story of Reed Slatkin,(until very recently) Scientologist, who was one of the founders of Earthlink and how he has plead guilty to running one of the biggest Ponzi scams in US history.

Note: Ponzi scam = scam where money collected from later investors are used to pay "dividends" to earlier investors.

With great Scientology management from people like Reed, and Sky Dalton, it's no wonder their customer service is so good.

Not that we're saying anyone SHOULD do this, mind you... ;)