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Workers - Including Linus - Left in Limbo by INS

Anonymous Coward writes, "Read how the young and highly skilled engineers are being left angry, frustrated and perplexed. The delay in INS processing messes with lives of these people." One specifically mentioned in this Mercury Center story (published Sunday, Jan. 30) is a gentleman from Finland named Linus Torvalds.

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  1. First post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eh?

    1. Re:First post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, he beat us both

    2. Re:First post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, he beat us both

      Waaaaaaaaah

    3. Re:First post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Waaaaaaaaah

      Akari!... itsumo URUSEI!! dame Dame DAME DA! Kodomo mitai ka naa...

    4. Re:First post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think im gonna barf

    5. Re:First post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Akari!... itsumo URUSEI!! dame Dame DAME DA! Kodomo mitai ka naa..."

      "kodomo no omocha" to iimashita, ne. boku mo kodomo no omocha o mitai na. kono shukudai wa totemo tsumaranai desu yo...

  2. hahahaha.. by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

    Linus is a smart-ass! What a man! :)

    A true geek at heart.

    1. Re:hahahaha.. by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

      Oh, I meant the "Which Year" comment he made. :)

    2. Re:hahahaha.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, I meant the "Which Year" comment he made. :)

      Bwaaahahahaa, oh man "Which year?" That's funny shit. What a witty, perfectly-timed, insightful catchphrase that was totally worth posting about even if it had been someone besides Linus saying it. I guess I can expect to be seeing that on all the wacky joke mailing-lists in my inbox for the next month.

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      "Which year?" - Linus Torvalds.

  3. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found this article to be very interesting...Raul...

    1. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IEEE-USA/HARRIS POLL: U.S. PUBLIC OVERWHELMINGLY OPPOSED TO H-1B VISA EXPANSION WASHINGTON, September 16, 1998 -- More than four out of five Americans oppose substantially increasing H-1B visa limits, according to a survey released today by The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers - USA (IEEE-USA) and conducted by Louis Harris & Associates Inc. The U.S. House of Representatives will vote tomorrow on H.R. 3736, a bill that would raise by 190,000 the number of temporary foreign high-tech guest-workers allowed into the United States over the next four years. According to the IEEE-USA/Harris Poll, 82 percent of a national cross-section of 1,000 adults opposed Congress "allowing U.S. companies to sponsor 190,000 additional foreign technical workers, as temporary employees for up to six years." Only 16 percent were in favor, while 2 percent were unsure. IEEE-USA/HARRIS POLL: U.S. PUBLIC OVERWHELMINGLY OPPOSED TO H-1B VISA EXPANSION WASHINGTON, September 16, 1998 -- More than four out of five Americans oppose substantially increasing H-1B visa limits, according to a survey released today by The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers - USA (IEEE-USA) and conducted by Louis Harris & Associates Inc. The U.S. House of Representatives will vote tomorrow on H.R. 3736, a bill that would raise by 190,000 the number of temporary foreign high-tech guest-workers allowed into the United States over the next four years. According to the IEEE-USA/Harris Poll, 82 percent of a national cross-section of 1,000 adults opposed Congress "allowing U.S. companies to sponsor 190,000 additional foreign technical workers, as temporary employees for up to six years." Only 16 percent were in favor, while 2 percent were unsure. forced to transfer work overseas." Furthermore, 61 percent disagreed with the statement that "without adding additional temporary foreign workers U.S. companies might fall behind international competitors," while only 36 percent agreed. Only one argument -- that "there is a shortage of technical professionals in the United States" -- achieved a plurality of agreement, with 51 percent of respondents saying they "strongly agree" or "mostly agree" and 41 percent indicating they strongly or mostly disagree. The poll also revealed a broad public lack of awareness of H-1B legislation. Only 14 percent were "very familiar" or "somewhat familiar" with the pending bill, while 86 percent were "not very familiar" or "not at all familiar." According to IEEE-USA President John R. Reinert, "Special-interest groups have been trying to push this bill through using legions of lobbyists and big campaign contributions. But now it's clear that the American public is adamantly against a vast expansion of the high-tech guest-worker program. Members of Congress might want to keep this in mind as voters prepare to head to the polls in several short weeks." IEEE-USA promotes the careers and public-policy interests of the 220,000 U.S. members of The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers Inc., the world's largest technical professional society. NOTE TO JOURNALISTS: For survey charts and raw data or for an interview with IEEE-USA President John R. Reinert or President-Elect Paul J. Kostek, please contact Chris Currie at 202-785-0017, ext. 342, 301-887-1901 (h), or c.currie@ieee.org. The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc.--United States of America 1828 L Street, N.W., Suite 1202 Washington, DC 20036-5104 Phone: 202-785-0017, Fax: 202-785-0835.

  4. Re:a suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I say hey man nice shot.
    What a good shot, man.

  5. Time by Rev.+DOG. · · Score: 2

    From the article:

    :U.S. immigration officials recently boasted that in a year they had cut the average time it takes to become a citizen from 28 to 12 months. What they failed to say is that the wait for green cards grew interminably long as the citizenship lines got shorter.:

    What, they decided to start averaging in the 9 months it takes for people who were born here to become citizens?
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    1. Re:Time by whome · · Score: 1

      The long waits are a deliberate creation of Congress, which has starved the INS of resources, and increased its paperwork burden because too many recently naturalized citizens voted Democrat in 1996.

    2. Re:Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The long waits are a deliberate creation of Congress, which has starved the INS of resources, and increased its paperwork burden because too many recently naturalized citizens voted Democrat in 1996.
      Thats a load of BS. In October 1998, INS doubled the fees for all applications. Now they charge $220 for Adjustment of Status (which is what Linus is waiting on) (up from $100). Where is this extra money going?

    3. Re:Time by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      Thats a load of BS. In October 1998, INS doubled the fees for all applications. Now they charge $220 for Adjustment of Status (which is what Linus is waiting on) (up from $100). Where is this extra money going?

      Nowhere. With the amount of bureaucracy involved INS in nowhere close to being able to support itself from application fees -- it needs money from government to be able to operate.

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      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
    4. Re:Time by Wiseleo · · Score: 2

      Umm... and who cares?

      Charge $2,000 per application, demand from hi-tech people won't fall. Any monetary amount up to probably $3,000 is fairly reasonable. I know I'd pay it in a flash, and yes it is affordable if you work here and are one of the best. Presumably H1-B candidates are supposed to be the best, hence this problem doesn't exist for them.

      The government probably can't pay a good enough wage to the INS staff to attract them.
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    5. Re:Time by Detritus · · Score: 2
      The money goes into the general fund, not the INS budget. It is up to Congress to allocate more money to the INS so that they can hire and train more employees.

      This is typical of federal agencies, they do not get to keep the money they collect in fees.

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    6. Re:Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a pretty misinformed comment. Actually the delay has been caused because congress raised the H1B quotas to about 100,000 per year until 2002. INS now has to deal with the flood of requests coming from companies wanting cheap temporary labor without an increase in staff or budget. The ignorance of most Americans amazes me.

    7. Re:Time by Compuser · · Score: 1

      At least USPTO lives off its own fees. But apparently that doesn't improve waiting time nor agency's judgement.

    8. Re:Time by Hobbex · · Score: 1


      You mean 21 years?

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      We cannot reason ourselves out of our basic irrationality. All we can do is learn the art of being irrational in a reasonable way.

    9. Re:Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H1-B visa's for the best? I mean I dont mean to sound nasty but many sofware engineers including myself should not be up for an H1-B visa. I dont regard myself so damn good you can't find someone like me in the United States. If I however invented a warp drive, I might consider myself in this bracket. Brad

    10. Re:Time by senrik · · Score: 1

      That was a pretty misinformed comment. Actually the delay has been caused because congress raised the H1B quotas to about 100,000 per year until 2002. INS now has to deal with the flood of requests coming from companies wanting cheap temporary labor without an increasein staff or budget. The ignorance of most Americans amazes me.

      I forget where I read it, but somewhere on the web , I read that as per april of 1999, they were devoting their resources to clearing out the backlog of people waiting for naturalization. According to the article, they did it.... but at what a cost.

      I admit that I have more than a passing interest, in that I had to get my wife over here on a green card. When she came over in september, we were told that it could be up to three years to actually get the green card....

      seems like they gutted everything just to relieve the backlog on naturalization....

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    11. Re:Time by JordanH · · Score: 1
      • ...because too many recently naturalized citizens voted Democrat in 1996.

      Seeing as the Democrats get so much soft-money free advertising from the Labor Unions, it seems to me that this might be a bi-partisan issue.

      What justification besides racism and fear of competition is there for our not allowing free entry for people with marketable skills into our country?

      Heck, let's do what the Canadians do and charge them what it costs to process them through. Actually, I believe the Canadians actually make some money off of immigrants, which I'm not advocating.


      -Jordan Henderson

  6. m0d SQu4D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MODERATE THIS UP!!!

  7. tR0lLz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0wn this thread

  8. Re:fist post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fist" post? That sounds painful!

  9. DAMN TROLLS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's got to be a way to stop them.

  10. Seeing as Linus is on the line by TummyX · · Score: 5

    Everyone had better setup marches on congress and turn this into a real election issue.

    Al Gore: "Seeing as I fathered Linus Torvalds..."

    1. Re:Seeing as Linus is on the line by Convergence · · Score: 2

      ``Linus..... I am your father.'' -- Gore.

    2. Re:Seeing as Linus is on the line by maxume · · Score: 1

      How is synergy these days?

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    3. Re:Seeing as Linus is on the line by tim_uk · · Score: 1

      Linus *needs* a mortgage???????

  11. TRUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

    1. Re:TRUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How sweet it is

  12. government bureaucrats by akamil · · Score: 1
    "But INS officials claim the situation is not as hopeless as it seems."

    Isn't that what they all say?

    1. Re:government bureaucrats by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Well actually, it's much more hopeless than it seems. So they're right, technically. ;)

      (proud to be an American, except for when we fuck up)

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  13. Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    quit bring linux into this ya damn ZEALOT

  14. a folly of the information age by paxx · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that everything in a bureaucracy requires extensive amounts of waiting time, kind of an extension of the "hurry up and wait" motto of the US Army. Mounds of paperwork seem to be neccessary, even though it serves no functional purpose in the end. I thought the computer was supposed to do away with all of the paper involved in paperwork, save trees, speed up work time, and other unfulfilled promises. Now multiple copies are needed, both paper and digital files must be kept, and in multiple copies. How come computers haven't speeded up processes like this?

    1. Re:a folly of the information age by phutureboy · · Score: 2

      From what I've seen of it, the U.S. Federal Government is just one big sinkhole for money and human resources.

      Forms upon forms filed in triplicate, agencies that exist for no discernable reason whatsoever, conflicting regulations and administrative guidelines, endless committees and subcommittees, dozens of layers of Pointy-Haired Bureaucrats... I could go on but I won't.

      I once helped spec a $90K web project for a federal government agency. It served *no worthy purpose*, but they were doing it anyway just because the money was there in the budget and if they didn't spend it then it would get cut from the budget next year. I've seen plenty of that in corporations too, but the waste I saw in the federal gov't was on a much, much more massive scale. What I saw in that agency was like 93% waste/7% substance.

      America is one of the more free countries (please correct me if I'm wrong) but I'm pretty ticked off that ~40% of my income goes to support such utter BS.


      Thanks for listening and letting me vent.

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    2. Re:a folly of the information age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe the INS uses Windows.

    3. Re:a folly of the information age by Malc · · Score: 2

      I agree. I used to have H1 status, and the amount of paper work involved in just filing for that was silly. Having a lawyer do it is about the only sane way of getting it accomplished. I always thought that it was a system setup by lawyers for the benefit of lawyers. Right now I'm applying for permanent residency in Canada: it's a lot easier, a lot cheaper, and one can do it without hiring help (although I have).

    4. Re:a folly of the information age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an American who now has Canadian permanent resident status. It takes a while, and is costly.
      I filed in-country, so not only did I have to pay all the normal fees, and the "associated" fees (i.e. Physical, police background checks,fingerprint to send to aforementioned police depts.)), but also I had to keep paying to renew my visitor status. Took about 14 months total. (And my wife was born in Canada.) Thank God, it finally got through it all, and living happy.

      But the thing that sucks is the not knowing. Will I be approved or not. You are essentially living your life in limbo. It is hard to start a life when you can get a ltter tomorrow saying "Sorry we can't help you. Please leave."

      One word of advice - if something takes too long, call and check up. (unless they specifically tell you not to.) In my case I had to wait becuase of a snafu by the Illinois State Police. Took 3 weeks longer than it should have, and would have taken even longer if I hadn't called.

      But from what I have been told (I know many immigrants in the U.S.) for the U.S., use a lawyer.

      "Hello", the lawyer lied

  15. HELLO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have poured a bowl of hot grits down my pants.

  16. Bye bye Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Linus should go back where he came from. And keep his European open source socialist ideas away from capitalist closed source America. Or maybe thats why he is being targetted by the Clinton administration who as we know is in bed with Microsoft.

    1. Re:Bye bye Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS supports Republicans DUMBASS

  17. HELLO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i am a big black man named butch, from san francisco, and i want your skinny cracker ass.

  18. aint newz!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it aint about linux then it aint newz. i wish i could just shut my brane off to stuff that isnt about linux!!! linux rules everything!!! its king of the world!!!

  19. STOP TROLLING { by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    flaming homos.

  20. Why does Linus get special priveleges? by akamil · · Score: 1

    Government official:Linus=Linux, Linux=something I keep hearing about so it must be important even though I have no idea what it is, give him green card, feel good.

    1. Re:Why does Linus get special priveleges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus just happens to be "an alien of extraordinary ability" , meaning that he has world-class skills that would not easily be found in the local (US) population.. So the INS goes, "why let the Finns keep him when we can have him to ourselves? " :)

    2. Re:Why does Linus get special priveleges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am from the planet fhgksdghdsghldsgdsgdsgfgsdgdrrrrffddiioiggg. pronounced "blip". I can eat broken glass and read peoples minds. Can I have a visa? I would appear to fit the description of "an alien of extraordinary ability". slubba dubba qwebbriifify ggg.www.wub-wub.qwebbriifify345767888.mw

    3. Re:Why does Linus get special priveleges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am from the planet fhgksdghdsghldsgdsgdsgfgsdgdrrrrffddiioiggg. pronounced "blip". I can eat broken glass and read peoples minds. Can I have a visa? I would appear to fit the description of "an alien of extraordinary ability". slubba dubba qwebbriifify ggg.www.wub-wub.qwebbriifify345767888.mw

      No, eating glass and reading minds are NOT extraordinary abilities. Folks in the Rest of The World eat glass all the time.. try "have a Win95 uptime of 90 days" .. That'll get you in.

  21. Don't fight 'em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Join 'em.
    TRoLL

  22. Security Clearance backlog by shang · · Score: 3

    as the article suggested, security clearance backlog contributes greatly to the green card delay. It takes several months to get the security clearance (almost 6 months for mine, but that's partly due to my place of birth and clearance level). I've heard from several security officers at work that now there's a 6 month backlog now to get your clearance, so I got lucky. If this is true, that's 6 months added to the green card application process. This isn't something that can be put aside.

    1. Re:Security Clearance backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      as the article suggested, security clearance backlog contributes greatly to the green card delay. It takes several months to get the security clearance (almost 6 months for mine, but that's partly due to my place of birth and clearance level). I've heard from several security officers at work that now there's a 6 month backlog now to get your clearance, so I got lucky. If this is true, that's 6 months added to the green card application process. This isn't something that can be put aside. These are just excuses. In my graduate work, I got security clearance to highly classified labs, etc. within weeks.
      Plus, the INS has left a huge gaping hole in this whole process: opt for consular processing (where you just go to your home country and apply at the US consulate), and presto! No security check needed, and the whole thing gets done in 3 months.
      Wanna know something? Not many terrorists opt to get a graduate degree in CS to get a green card. They just hop off a boat and ask for political asylum.

    2. Re:Security Clearance backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      as the article suggested, security clearance backlog contributes greatly to the green card delay. It takes several months to get the security clearance (almost 6 months for mine, but that's partly due to my place of birth and clearance level). I've heard from several security officers at work that now there's a 6 month backlog now to get your clearance, so I got lucky. If this is true, that's 6 months added to the green card application process. This isn't something that can be put aside. These are just excuses. In my graduate work, I got security clearance to highly classified labs, etc. within weeks.
      Plus, the INS has left a huge gaping hole in this whole process: opt for consular processing (where you just go to your home country and apply at the US consulate), and presto! No security check needed, and the whole thing gets done in 3 months.
      Wanna know something? Not many terrorists opt to get a graduate degree in CS to get a green card. They just hop off a boat and ask for political asylum.

    3. Re:Security Clearance backlog by swilly · · Score: 1

      My investigation was done last January, and I'm still waiting for my SCI. And where I am, I'm not even close to having waited the longest. Rumor has it there is a 600,000 to 700,000 backlog.

      Of course, clearance level and position are important considerations. NSA has more priority, say, than a janitor at a contractor.

  23. Shut up! by zeck · · Score: 3

    The people the article is talking about aren't a bunch of unskilled slovenly idiots who know little about English or personal hygiene. These are intelligent, educated people who have come to America to work in silicon valley and are being hired because they are the most qualified for the job at hand. The only people who suffer are people less qualified who would be filling the same jobs if it weren't for those darned immigrants. Don't blame all your problems on foreigners.

    1. Re:Shut up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most are educated but lack experience and come here for it.
      I have been a consultant for the past 10 years and have seen it.
      They are NOT the most qalified but they are cheap and trainable. They do (in many cases) displace American workers.
      I suggest you read up a little bit on the subject before you spout off.
      Get a clue... Your job may be next...

    2. Re:Shut up! by zeck · · Score: 2

      I've worked for and with people from various countries other than America, and have found them to be (in most cases) at least as intelligent, motivated, and experienced as myself. If I lose a job to someone from another country, it just means I'll have to work harder to get the next one. I was lucky enough to be born in America, but that doesn't give me the right to say that someone born in Europe or Asia or Africa or South America shouldn't get a fair shot at working in the computer industry or any other. So don't preach your ethnocentric elitist ideals at me.

  24. Silly INS... tricks are for kids by Shin+Dig · · Score: 1

    Having many friends who are foreign nationals I have seen first hand to total screwiness which is INS. Many have had to leave the country because their current visas expired before the paperwork could get through to get either new visas or greencards.

    Another guy at work has had to go redo his finger prints as they have "expired". How exactly ones finger prints expire I will never know.

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    1. Re:Silly INS... tricks are for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe your friends should have got better lawyers. Once your greencard application has been approved, they cannot throw you out until they either give you the green card or change their mind and decide not to. However, one of the big problems with the delays is that it's kind of difficult to support oneself without permission to legally work. The existing laws seem to assume that you can just wait a year with no job, while the INS sits on its butt. In the meantime, there's little choice but to work illegaly.

      BTW, I know someone who asked a lawyer what the best cause of action for them to take would be to get working permission. THe answer was simple : "marry a US citizen". Given that this is the only way to get working permission in a timely manner, it's not so surprising that a lot of people resort to this.

    2. Re:Silly INS... tricks are for kids by geofft · · Score: 1

      Even if you are married to a US Citizen the processing times are pretty long, and you have to go through an adjustment of status process very similar to an employment-based one.

      Marriage-based Greeen Cards Quirks - you have an interview at the end of the process where an INS inspector will potentially quiz you and your spouse seperately about such things as the colour of your toothbruses, what brands of various products you use about the house, what side of the bed you sleep on, etc. Who said INS officers don't get to have any fun?

    3. Re:Silly INS... tricks are for kids by udhay · · Score: 1

      A record of the humiliation suffered by an unknown Indian. Nuff said.

      http://www.deccanherald.com/deccanherald/jan29/w ash.htm

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    4. Re:Silly INS... tricks are for kids by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Nobody I've wrote to ever responds or does anything useful either. I fear this is one of these discrimination issues that won't change until a younger generation that grew up online with many multinational friends begins taking office. The old guard is to afraid to risk not being elected again by the masses who actually believe foreign workers take jobs. This is America people, anyone who isn't a criminal should be able to come here and make a decent life for themself. Without a ton of useless paperwork! Discrimination of place of birth is no better than any other form. People can no more help where they are born than their skin color or gender. Does the fact they can't vote mean we can use them as we wish to keep or throw away on whim? Nice of us to give corporations these free slaves.

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  25. US Bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There's just one contradiction I'd like resolved:

    US bashing seems to be all the rage on Slashdot these days, with everyone saying the US has an oppressive government, that they're glad to be living in Europe / Canada / wherever again, that they wouldn't live in the US if somebody paid them to, etc. Yet here are tens, hundreds of thousands of people waiting to get in! What gives? Why are all these people waiting to get in if the US sucks so much?

    This is an honest question, not a flame at anybody, and I'd really appreciate a real answer.

    1. Re:US Bashing by elflord · · Score: 2

      The "tens of thousands of people waiting to get in" are from South America, mainland China, and India. Countries much poorer than the US. Not from Europe and Canada.

    2. Re:US Bashing by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1
      Criticizing some aspects of US society is not equivalent to "US bashing". There is plenty of stupidity in most gouvernments, and I reserve the right to point this out regardless of which country is affected.

      That said, nearly all western European countries have large numbers of potential immigrants despite the fact that, contrary to the US, they usually do not consider themselves as immigration countries and hence have much stricter requirements for permanent resident or citizen status.

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    3. Re:US Bashing by vthome · · Score: 1
      Why are all these people waiting to get in if the US sucks so much?
      Simple. Because there are places that suck much worse. Like the one without a toilet paper and a soap in the public restrooms, that occupies 1/6 of the dry land.
    4. Re:US Bashing by jepetto · · Score: 1

      Yep, poor Linus...

      It's really a shame how we bastardly Americans discriminate against Scandanavians...

    5. Re:US Bashing by Anonynous+Coward · · Score: 1

      A part of the problem that most people ignore is that these countries will CONTINUE to be 2nd and 3rd world if their best and brightest keep coming to America to work for American companies.

    6. Re:US Bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Why are all these people waiting to get in if
      >> the US sucks so much?

      > Simple. Because there are places that suck much
      > worse. Like the one without a toilet paper and a
      > soap in the public restrooms, that occupies 1/6
      > of the dry land.

      Fuck you moron!! That place is beautiful, has
      rockets and ballet (and literature). Of
      course, I left it as soon as I could, but I
      still love it (from afar), so don't you dare
      say that it sucks!!!

    7. Re:US Bashing by elflord · · Score: 1

      I agree. It is a real problem for some of these countries. Chicken-and-egg.

    8. Re:US Bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer: money. There's a lot of it to be made in the US! As for the bashing, I can suggest a few reasons. US foreign policy and the gross misrepesentation of the country by the INS probably contribute to resentment. Aside from that, I'd say there's a bit of an inferiority complex at work.
      (and no, I'm not a US citizen)

    9. Re:US Bashing by 13013dobbs · · Score: 1

      Wow, there is a country where a restroom takes up 1/6 of the land. I dunno if I would live there, but it would be nice to not have to wait in line to take a piss.

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    10. Re:US Bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How about the # of people who are not waiting to get in ? I took it into consideration, no thanks. Different country .. yes; USA .. no.

      For the USA bashing, well, firstly you are not going to hear the quiet ones and secondly there are reasons the US tend to ignore. Anyway .. I do not care much about the USA .. I do not feel urged to tell everybody and his brother all the time though.

    11. Re:US Bashing by 17028 · · Score: 1

      Well, you also have to factor in the fact that the "migrant workers" send a lot of money home. Those money wiring companies have that as their biggest market, or so I've heard.

      That's not true with the "first world country" immigrants tho, their relatives back home usually are living well.

      I'm a "fwc" immigrant myself. My wife is an american, so at least I don't have to worry about those quotas that Linus et al deals with.

    12. Re:US Bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U.S. is a nice place. After dealing with the endless delays of the INS process for three years I threw the towel and moved to Canada. I was approved for permanent Canadian residence in less than six months. Canada is a great place and I'm having a great time here doing interesting web-based applications.

    13. Re:US Bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) There are also many thousands waiting to get out/get in elsewhere. 2) There are now nations with HIGHER standard of living (Canada), higher literacy rates (Amlost any W Euro Nation, and Japan, Cuba, Greece), lower crime rates (Canada, Any W Euro), SAME tax rate (for middle income -- Canada) than the US 3) We (US) have a LOUSY civil rights/personal freedoms rating (from Amnesty Int'l.) 4) We will elect an Ayatollah, probably sooner rather than later. Welcome to Berlin 1930, folks. But I am not staying for the ride.

    14. Re:US Bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US government sucks so much is not same as US sucks so much. No one said, US educational institution sucks. No one said, US tech companies suck. So read the mail carefully and you will get reply why people bash "US" sucks so much and yet many people want to come to US. If you read ./ posts too, you will realize that people mostly bash US government and some other big corporate entities who are as big as US government and influence US government greatly and benefit from oppressive laws of US.

  26. the only folly here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that youre a damn commie/zealot.

  27. H1-B Visas and immigration. by gruntboy · · Score: 1

    At the start of 1994, two of my friends left australia to work in the US. One got married and had his green card by 1997. The other one stayed three years there, didn't get his application through and went back a year later. He still does not have his green card.

    Whenever I get tempted to go and work there, I remember the pain that my friends associated with the INS. I don't think that I'll be emmigrating any time soon.

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  28. Institute a contributory requirement. by predictive · · Score: 2

    While H-1B visa holders and other technology workers certainly aren't the only ones waiting for approval, perhaps the situation could be improved by instituting a requirement for H-1B applicants to contribute their skills to improve the process

    Now, I understand that some of the issues have nothing to do with pushing paper and everything to do with government workers nearing a pension and 'passing time', as it were. Consider, though, the impact having someone like a Linus Torvalds working on streamlining the process could have.

    Having worked with a fair number of government agencies, I can say that there is a marked lack of technological ability within your average Federal department. Most notable are the archaic systems of redemption and approval of things like applications and requests, in large part because no worthwhile systems of automation and reduction of redundancy are in place. A decent team of hackers could cut out a lot of fat (and time) in a pretty short period. Harnessing the talents of those requesting naturalization in this context makes perfect sense to me

    Of course, this assumes the INS would be smart enough to tap those resources to fix the problem, instead of doing things because they've 'always been done this way'.

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    1. Re: Institute a contributory requirement. by Hiro · · Score: 2

      They are trying hard, but slowly.

      At least DMV's database is _somewhat_ connected with INS from what I heard.

      I came to Silicon Valley in March of 1997 with a H1-B. I had Indiana drivers license while I was at Purdue with F-1 visa. In order for me to get a California driver's license, INS had to aprove it. Don't ask me why. When I renewed my Indiana driver's license, they didn't need one.

      Anyhow, I did not get my driver's license till October of 1998! That's more a year! DMV's processing was fast, but INS just kept the playing around. In one of the call to an office in Sacramento (don't know whether it was DMV or INS), I was told that they didn't receive the paper work, so I had to go to DMV to re-submit paper work... I think they just decided to delete my record due to overloaded paper work.

      All this changed recently with DMV's database getting connected with INS (according to DMV person). Funny thing is that she told me, "We now have database connected. Unfortunately, instantaneous aproval sometimes work. Sometimes not" What is this 'sometimes'?! In my case, this 'instantaneous aproval' didn't go through, so I had to wait for few more month.

      Anyhow, this seemed to change recently since I have heard the INS's aproval for DMV processing becoming much quicker than before, few month, not more than a year.

      I'm just hoping INS will work hard to improve their system. I only have three more years to get my greencard which processing will start very soon. Wish me luck!

  29. some crap with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slashdot

  30. DEMOCRATIC WEENIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ARE FLAMING HOMOSEXUALS.

  31. Trapped? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2
    I have seen many sides of the story.
    • There is one side that say employers can't find skilled workers, so they have to import them.
    • There are employee groups that claim that the employers hire aliens since it is cheaper. That an employer will advertise for someone with impossible qualifications and show they don't have the exact skill to justify. Maybe 5 years of Java experience on an AS/400. But refuse to consider someone with 5 years of Java on AIX.
    • Then the aliens who are trapped in a job, if they leave the job, they will have to leave the country, no matter how bad the job becomes.
    • I had a divorced friend who did not have a green card, but could not leave the country because the court ordered her to stay in Santa Clara county with her daughter. INS could/would not do anything

      The system is a mess. The quotas should not be increased, but should be fixed right!

    1. Re:Trapped? by shri · · Score: 2

      Then the aliens who are trapped in a job, if they leave the job, they will have to leave the country, no matter how bad the job becomes.
      This brings to mind some of the classic imagery from the movie Men in Black

    2. Re:Trapped? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They actually have Java for AS/400 ?

    3. Re:Trapped? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and it's cool :-)

  32. Why do govts fail to correct gross shortages? by Northern+Hunter · · Score: 1
    This seems to be a chronic failing of Governments. Utterly failing to detect and respond to gross understaffing or changing circumstances in anything approaching a resonable timeframe.

    I understand that in the quest for efficiency and financial security they want to squeeze out every penny in 'fat', but why are they so inept at detecting life affecting and even life threatening shifts in the requirements and responding? (Let alone anything less dramagic.)

    Here in Ontario Canada the death of a young man hasn't even really gotten much of a response from the Provincial government in terms of upping emergency room resources (at any given time a huge fraction of the emergency rooms are 'closed' due to overfilling).

    These aren't situations that 'pop up'. This has been building for a half a year!

    The important question is, what needs to be done, institutionally and bureaucratically, to allow our governments to respond to things like these?

    Do they need to create special 'response' departments whose sole responsibility is to analyze reported shortages of any type of 'services' and 'resources' and independently and publicly report what needs to be done and how quickly to avoid such idioticly drawn out situations that screw up entire human lives?

    1. Re:Why do govts fail to correct gross shortages? by Frater+219 · · Score: 5
      This seems to be a chronic failing of Governments. Utterly failing to detect and respond to gross understaffing or changing circumstances in anything approaching a resonable timeframe.
      Tell me, what incentive does a government have to respond promptly to changing needs?

      A business, for instance, has a wonderful incentive to respond to needs: if it doesn't, it will lose out to competitors. If Intel kept pushing first-generation Pentiums while AMD was developing K6 and K7 chips -- and the market needed speed -- Intel would lose out; they would first have become less profitable, and finally would go out of business.

      A skilled laborer (for instance, a coder or sysadmin) has a similar incentive. If all you know is Windows NT, but Windows NT is in decline and being replaced by Unix, you have an incentive to learn Unix. If you don't, you will find your skills not worth as much money.

      Business and laborers exist in a market relationship with their clients. In order to make more money, businesses have to fill the needs of their customers, and laborers have to fill the needs of their employers. If you're not good at this, you get less money, or (worse yet) you either go out of business (if you're a business) or you lose your job (if you're a laborer).

      Governments do not exist in a market relationship with their "clients" -- the residents (citizens and resident aliens) of their territories. A government has a monopoly. Unless it does something seriously bogus and gets kicked out in a revolution, coup, or major political upheaval, it's just gonna sit there and fester.

      Hence, governments do not have the kind of incentive to correct shortages that businesses and laborers do. If there's a shortage of beer, the price will go up, causing more businesses to make more beer -- solving the shortage. If there's a shortage of Linux sysadmins, the salaries will go up, attracting more skilled people to the field -- solving the shortage. But if there's a shortage of green cards -- what incentive has INS to act?

      INS is not responsible to its nominal clients (the resident aliens and their employers). One could say that it is responsible to the American citizenry through the democratic process, but this responsibility is so very diffuse it is more or less nonexistent. A fussy article in the newspaper does not constitute "being held responsible", sad to say: immigration is not a big-ticket issue in most parts of the country.

      When you entrust a particular power to a government bureau -- when you take a certain kind of decision-making out of the hands of individuals in the market -- you will necessarily lose efficiency, because bureaucrats have so little incentive to accurately and speedily meet needs. And in this case, I don't think we get enough benefit out of the process to justify that inefficiency, and these injustices.

      End restrictive immigrations laws. Let law-abiding people like Linus Torvalds work wherever people are hiring.
    2. Re:Why do govts fail to correct gross shortages? by zantispam · · Score: 1
      "what needs to be done, institutionally and bureaucratically, to allow our governments to respond to things like these?"

      <Asbestos_Suit state="On">
      My thought has always been that we (the People(TM)) need to restructure our respective governments along the lines of businesses. Before you go a-flamin' hear me out.

      I've been thinking that each `department' in a government needs to be a small business. As an example, the INS would be INS inc., the DoD would be DoD LLC, etc. Each company would have several goals in addition to their current functions:
      • Break even. Take in as much money as they pay out. Give each subsidiary a cap on how much can be charged for goods/services. Then bring in one good manager at the top and give 'em free reign.
      • Improve effeciency. Make whatever processes that need to be in place as simple and effective as possible. This saves money and makes your `customers' (the People(TM)) happier. HappyCitizens == HappyGovernment.
      • Compete. Compete with other government `companies' Compete with companies in the real world. Do whatever is needed to make your workers more than mere `clerks'. Give performance bonuses. Make it clear that they can loose thei job very easily if they don't perform. Give them something to work toward and be proud of. Think about it. When's the last time you saw a government employee who was proud of their position?

      In short, I think that government can be improved quite a bit more than I've suggested here. Comments?
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    3. Re:Why do govts fail to correct gross shortages? by vectro · · Score: 2

      I agree with your final answer; I think we should open our borders. This country has a history of a wave of immmigrants that comes in, is assimilated, and then turns around and says "nope, country's full!" to the next wave of immigrants. This happened with the Irish, it happened with the Chinese, now it is happening with latinos.

      However, there is a flaw in your other premise that privitaziton makes things better. Yes, this works on a small scale. But big business breaks the model! Microsoft is a great example of this; You would think that, writing such bad software, they would shrivel up and die. But do to various "business" tactics, they are very successful.

      Essentially, the capitalist model works very well on a small level, but there are certain things (IP, big business) that break the model.

    4. Re:Why do govts fail to correct gross shortages? by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      First, of all representative governments will be inherently slow. Most decisions and all funding has to pass through the representative body, and in the case of the US congress getting the majority of 500+ people to agree to anything can take some time.

      Second, governement funding is generally focused on past needs not future needs. Pretend I run a governement agency. If my agency used $2 million last year, and there were not any problems, but projections say I will need $3 million this year, I probably won't get it because I did just fine with $2 million last year.

      Third, if some shortage does occur. My agency still has to work with in the budget I was given. the only way I can get more money is to go to Congress and ask for more. which of course brings us back to point one.

      Personally, I prefer a governement that can't get anything done to one that is constantly tying to do things, and screwing them up.

      Dastardly

  33. Overworked, underpaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I also am dealing with the INS - applying for
    US citizenship. I am experiencing the kinds of
    delays, and mistakes, that are the sure signs of
    a workforce that is either overworked, underpaid,
    or both. A 'Dilbertian' situation like this
    leads to loss of moral, and ultimately leads
    to trained staff leaving their jobs (particularly
    the better ones).

    Ultimately, I see this as a government, in turn
    following the mandate of the people, who wish
    to cut taxes. Cutting taxes is fine if you
    don't expect the government to do anything, but
    to scream to have taxes removed, and then complain
    when government does not do its job is just
    crazy.

    (Someone might say - the INS doesn't need more
    money - just better management. That maybe so,
    but you also have to pay for good management.)

    (I posted anonomously, because I saw so many
    crazy posts on this subject that I thought -
    well - I just did not want these crazy people
    to know who I was.)

    1. Re:Overworked, underpaid by gfxguy · · Score: 1
      The INS charges enough in fees to cover themselves. I believe the adjustment of status cost us over $230.00 just to file the damn application.

      Then they take so freaking long to process it, that every year we have to apply for "permission" to travel. For those of you who don't know, if you travel without permission, they throw away your file and you have to start over again.

      So now we've already filed for two permissions to travel at, what is it...$95 a pop? All they do is stamp a few pieces of paper, put the photos on them (which you have to pay for, also), and send the back to you. Well, that'd be fine, except they didn't send our last one. My wife missed her trip to visit her mother, and when we went to the office, they had the paper just sitting there...it was dated weeks before her trip, they just never bothered to send it.

      When I asked "What happened?", they say "Whadya mean 'what happened'? You applied for permission to travel, there it is!"

      No, no sticking up for the INS. They may have a hard job, but that's no reason to treat people like third class citizens...remember, they are doing this to the people who didn't sneak in, that are trying to do things legally. Many of these people need to pay lawyers just to wade through all the ridiculous regulations. And more often than not, when there's a screw up, it's the fault of the INS - not us who dotted every "i", crossed every "t", and followed the rules to the letter.

      No, no drumming up sympathy for the INS, AC. They charge too much to be subsidized by tax dollars and still do their jobs half-assed.


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  34. uh, because nothing is automatic? by Pope · · Score: 3

    I worked for a while for an online Health Care recruiter. We got tonnes of applications from people who didn't follow the instructions that were clearly posted on the site. That took time to clean up.
    It also takes a human to judge the merits of a case. Someone might have "too perfect" credentials, therefore arousing suspicion. We had people from overseas (ie not USA or Canada) applying for any job they thought they could do, but that's simply not the case: almost every hospital will simply NOT hire staff without North American experience. *bam* we have to go and un-apply them from the jobs they applied for so they stop coming up on our database searches.

    Simply putting records into a database doesn't make the process faster.

    Remember the great Conservative promise of "smaller government?"
    Basically you fire all the people who do this sort of work, and guess what? It takes longer.

    Pope

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    1. Re:uh, because nothing is automatic? by friedo · · Score: 3
      Remember the great Conservative promise of "smaller government?" Basically you fire all the people who do this sort of work, and guess what? It takes longer.

      No, the conservative promise of smaller government is that you fire all the incompotent nitwits who do this and privatize the data collection process. There are entire corporations who specialize in streamlining mass data processing, and they do a mighty fine job. There's no reason other agencies like the IRS couldn't do the same thing. You save time and money, and you put some cash into the hands of corporations instead of the government.

    2. Re:uh, because nothing is automatic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Remember the great Conservative promise of "smaller government?" Basically you fire all the people who do this sort of work, and guess what? It takes longer.

      >>No, the conservative promise of smaller government is that you fire all the incompotent nitwits who do this and privatize the data collection process.

      No, the conservative concept is that the government simply does not try do so goddamn much. Then, by definition, it is smaller.

    3. Re:uh, because nothing is automatic? by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      So when were these people fired? It wasn't during the last 8 years of democratic administration. Our declining federal workforce only declined because we've shrunk the armed forces. Non-military employment is up, up, up.

      The situation has been getting worse, not better over the last few years. I just went through an AOS process with my wife and have helped out other immigrants via my church, in the 80's it wasn't as bad.

      Let's have a little reality check here. It's been a Democratic administration from 1993-present. They are in charge of the INS. They've blown it in many ways. It's time to modernize and update the whole process.

      DB

  35. Well bubba, ain't that intersting! by Greg+Merchan · · Score: 2

    Two things come to mind:

    This is an attempt by Microsoft to have Linus deported to a third-world country with no electricity!

    Seriously though, I remember hearing classmates conspiring to have on-campus-political opponents deported, so it might not be unreasonable to suspect that there's more to it than INS bungling.

    The other thing is that the decline of U.S. culture is not surprising since we've placed such ridiculous restrictions on immigration. The U.S. has always 'imported its brains', of which it had been proud because it meant that smart people wanted to live here; of course, it has said very little for education here.
    Ever notice . . .
    Microsoft and its allies assume everyone is stupid.

    1. Re:Well bubba, ain't that intersting! by cheese63 · · Score: 1

      The other thing is that the decline of U.S. culture is not surprising since we've placed such ridiculous restrictions on immigration. The U.S. has always 'imported its brains', of which it had been proud because it meant that smart people wanted to live here; of course, it has said very little for education here.

      I don't think it's so much a matter of "brainpower" as it is work ethic. And who are you to say that education here is any worse than somewhere else? I'm not flaming you, I just want to know, have you been educated in a number of countries?

    2. Re:Well bubba, ain't that intersting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS doesn't consider Linux a threat.
      Seriously.

      And they shouldn't.

    3. Re:Well bubba, ain't that intersting! by Maurice · · Score: 1

      I've been educated in 3 countries and must say that at school and high school the level in the US is much lower than other countries. I got a lot of AP when I came to US for college even though I didn't take any special or advanced classes in high school. Still in the university I am at, there are some pretty smart people around. Actually I think the education in the US college is pretty good, because they have a lot of resources (of course since my parents pay 30+ K dollars :-( )

    4. Re:Well bubba, ain't that intersting! by Maurice · · Score: 1

      If you are on student visa it is easy to get deported if someone reports you to the police that is. For example you are 21 years old and get drunk and someone hates you and calls the police. This can be sufficient for you to get deported. Notice I say *can* not *is*. Or you speed in your car (just a fine usually, but...)

    5. Re:Well bubba, ain't that intersting! by David+A.+Madore · · Score: 1

      SCOOP: Finland isn't a third world country. And they have electricity there. Why, they even have... the Internet!

      Ain't these times wonderful?

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  36. US is nice for the elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are in the position where you can pretty much set the terms for your contract the US doesnt seem a very bad place to live to me... if you are able to ignore all the people who cant.

    US is a land for the anti-social, I would fit right in too. Unfortunately Im too stupid for the good jobs :(

  37. Do not fear! by redled · · Score: 1
    "INS officials claim the situation is not as hopeless as it seems. Believing that the citizenship lines are under control, INS Commissioner Doris Meissner has ordered that service centers and local INS officials begin working harder on adjustment of status applications. The goal for this fiscal year is to decrease the average wait from 33 months to 24 months, said Schmitt, the INS spokeswoman."
    Don't worry, the INS, a government establishment will just "work harder" to bring the green card waiting list down to acceptable levels again. I can't help but wonder what will suffer instead. The INS is planning on simply putting a higher priority on clearing green cards. By means of logic we can deduce that something else within the INS will recieve lower priority. So, what will it be? Perhaps money can be saved by turning away those pesky refugees. Oh, wait! This is the same government agency responsible for breaching the constitutional rights of a certain Cuban boy, while at the same time spending hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars trying to keep him in the US. Surely this agency, with an excellent track record for prioritizing, can sort this whole green card thing out without extra funding. It's employees can simply work a bit harder. Yeah, right.

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  38. requirements.. by RoLlEr_CoAsTeR · · Score: 1

    In the context of this article (and I do apologize if what I'm askingw was provided for in the article, and I just didn't see it),
    it would be nice to have someone who's [more] informed to list the requirements for getting a green card/becoming a citizen (one as opposed to the other).

    I personally don't know them, and since INS seems to be having such troubles processing the requests, it'd be nice to know exactly what's bogging them down so darned much. And if they're having work force issues.. why can they not hire more workers to help? Or find a more efficient way to process applications?

    Hmph. Beauracracy

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    1. Re:requirements.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      And if they're having work force issues.. why can they not hire more workers to help?


      I can't say for sure, it wasn't in the article, but I believe there was an election where someone, can't remember his name, rhymed with "Grinch"? Gringich? Chingrich?, started a jihad to cut taxes and cut government spending..I'd be curious to know how that affected the INS' budget, especially since it was right around the time that the problems were starting..

    2. Re:requirements.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I personally don't know them, and since INS seems to be having such troubles processing the requests, it'd be nice to know exactly what's bogging them down so darned much. And if they're having work force issues.. why can they not hire more workers to help? Or find a more efficient way to process applications?

      IMHO, it is INS' status as the worst of the gummit departments to work for.
      I applied to "Adjust my Status" (i.e. actually get the Green Card) in May 1998. Yet, even today (1.5 years later) if I call to check the status of the application on their mahvellous phone system, it says "it takes us 90 to 120 days to resolve these cases". Say whut?
      If they can't even figure out how to update a phone message, how the fsck do you expect them to use computers?

  39. Re:Send the aliens back by elflord · · Score: 2

    Take a look at your unemployment figures. The "labor shortage" is real, it's not something that the tech companies are just making up. Your claim that there are large amounts of "older, more experienced American workers" who have become "too expensive" doesn't stand up to scrutiny -- unemployment is down. People who want jobs can find them. BTW, your "cheap labor" comment is also bogus -- H1B workers need to be paid a certain minimum. And even the going rate for H1B workers in the tech industry is more than enough to support an American family, and exceeds the amount of money that American professionals in other industries are paid.

  40. The story .. by Wan · · Score: 1

    that I got from my lawyer was this:

    Clinton wanted INS to reprioritize their green card process work and concentrate more on issuing citizenship. Why? This is the election year and only citizens can vote. Guess who these grateful new citizens will vote for? As a reward for their good behavior, INS get little or no grief from current administration for their incompetence.

    Their most vocal critics are people whose lives depend upon these paperworks to be completed. Is it a coincidence that these people have no political power whatsoever and the fact that things haven't improved year after year?

  41. Petrified! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer my immigrants as nude statues!

  42. H1 spouses can't get SSN's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A recent change in law denies social security numbers to spouses of people here on H1 visas. In California, at least, an SSN is required to get a driver's license. And of course, in California a driver's license is pretty much required to live.

    Oh, and I've discovered passports are no longer accepted as "valid ID" for buying alcohol here, too.

    Also, without an SSN, you can't open bank accounts, or get credit cards. This means no buying online, no renting an apartment, car, or even a video.

    Supposedly this hassle is because we don't want "furriners" taking "American jobs" and "American dollars" away from "real Americans." Of course, most of the "real Americans" I went to high school with probably can't even spell well enough to fill out their unemployment benefits application.

    IMHO this country's just fucked.

    1. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by odaiwai · · Score: 2

      "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses..."

      ...as long as they're not too poor (a drain on welfare), huddled (probably plotting something, you know what these are like) or there's not too many of them.

      The real inscription

      dave

    2. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO this country's just fucked.

      So move the fuck out or shut the fuck up, dickhead.

    3. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      In 1993, in Colorado I have opened bank account immediately after arriving on B-2 (visitor) visa, much earlier than I've got SSN, H-1B visa, etc.

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    4. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by emac · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't think that's quite true.
      Last I checked you can get a California driver's license without an SSN if you get a letter from the INS or someone stating that you are not eligible for an SSN. Of course, who knows how long THAT would take to get.

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    5. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? You can't buy beer with a passport!?

      It's good enough to enter foreign countries, but it's not good for some pesky liquor store? Do tell us the mailing address where they don't accept your passport so we can communicate what a moron they are.

      I once was in a supermarket in Pittsburgh with an English friend. The cashier wouldn't accept his passport. So I told her just how stupid that is but in words she would understand and she got the point. You see, people in America don't really travel abroad so most don't have/know what the hell a passport is.

    6. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1


      I have more karma than I need, far more, so I can afford to lose one or two points to get this off my chest.

      Boo hoo hoo, people who come to America to get jobs at below-market wages (the usual H situation) have trouble! What a tragedy!

      If H1 visa holders don't like it... I'm sure all the people who are suffering in Dilbertian conditons, because there exists too much foreign labor pressure to leverage change, will be HAPPY to see them go!


    7. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by copito · · Score: 2

      They used to give out SSNs much more readily. My wife got one on a F1, but they stopped that recently.
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    8. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, fuck democracy! It is fucking useless!

    9. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by Chang · · Score: 1

      My wife opened a bank account, got credit cards, and got a drivers license. She didn't have a SSN until a year or two after she did all of this.

    10. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses..."

      ...as long as they're not too poor (a drain on welfare), huddled (probably plotting something, you know what these are like) or there's not too many of them.

      "Give me your experts, your professionals, your best people... But after promising so much, we're going to make it really difficult for to actually settle here. You should have come over 300 years ago shouldn't you.....Hmmm ??? "

    11. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I have more karma than I need, far more, so I can afford to lose one or two points to get this off my chest.

      Boo hoo hoo, people who come to America to get jobs at below-market wages (the usual H situation) have trouble! What a tragedy!

      If H1 visa holders don't like it... I'm sure all the people who are suffering in Dilbertian conditons, because there exists too much foreign labor pressure to leverage change, will be HAPPY to see them go!

      Too much foreign labour in IT ? America is desperate for experienced Tech workers.
      It's nice to hear from someone with no tollerance for anything outside the US. ;-P

      Again !

    12. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      I have more karma than I need, far more, so I can afford to lose one or two points to get this off my chest.

      Boo hoo hoo, people who come to America to get jobs at below-market wages (the usual H situation) have trouble! What a tragedy!

      If H1 visa holders don't like it... I'm sure all the people who are suffering in Dilbertian conditons, because there exists too much foreign labor pressure to leverage change, will be HAPPY to see them go!


      Actually, just FYI, the INS will not approve visa applications where the proposed salary of the foreign worker is less than market value - and in some cases, has to be greater than the average salary for employees in that industry. You can't hire someone from another country to skimp on salaries - in fact you normally end up paying a lot more.

      Just goes to show - you don't know jack.

      Simon

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    13. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      correction: execs of IPOs and budding pre-IPO companies, bleeding in red ink, and desperate to work employees to the bone, are desperate for experienced workers with relatively low standards.

      They're just not willing to pay the high salaries that *good* software and hardware engineers *ought* to command.

    14. Re:H1 spouses can't get SSN's by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      And from whom does the INS get its numbers, hmmm?

      And the current "market value" numbers are already being skewed by the import of employees.

      I believe that high-quality coders and hardware designers should be commanding top-notch salaries, not these executives.

      That's the real problem here. It's easier to lobby to death, to be allowed to import 3rd world workers, and pay them just above the poverty line (Silicon valley, anyway.. cost of living is far higher than most places), than it is to pay what an American worker would expect to get.

  43. Security, politics, or just a backlog by sowalsky · · Score: 1

    I don't necessarily agree with you. Although it could just be a backlog of background checks, for some reason I believe that it is more than that. I'm not a paranoid fool who thinks that the US government doesn't want the threat of competition to US companies. No. I think that it has more to do with the US's general approach towards application to citizenship/visa rights. I'm not really an expert on this issue, but if there is a general backlog for all applicants, obviously some people are hurt by it. However, those in the public eye, such as our Linux friend, may take offense that his application is booted to the top of the pile due to his celebrity status. He may claim that the US is doing this personally against him, or he may be just fed up with the whole system at all. Not to sound too holier-than-thou, but stand in line! You're not the only one having these issues, Linus! =======all i have to say=======

  44. No more "Melting Pot." by FPhlyer · · Score: 1

    It is interesting how a nation formed from emmigrants is so dead set on booting out modern day emmigrants. What a country.

    On another note, this reminds me of a story I heard recently about a Palistinian emmigrant who was convicted of possessing drugs. After he had served his time, the government was required by law to ship him home to his own country. PROBLEM: There is no Palistinian homeland, and Israel wouldn't take him.

    This poor guy is still in prison in the U.S., even though he has served his full sentence. And you think Mitnick had it rough?

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    1. Re:No more "Melting Pot." by M.+Piedlourd · · Score: 2

      This "story you heard recently" is nonsense. It has been circulating with many variations for a few years. I assure you that such a situation is illegal according to the laws of the United States and Israel. Please, moderators, don't moderate this troll up when the substance of his post is so obviously apocryphal.

      Returning to the original article, the INS is severely understaffed and its resources are distributed most inefficiently. That is what is causing this problem, not a policy of the administration to "boot out modern day emmigrants [sic]." Hire more people to process the applications and voila! More green cards!

      The tendency of the immature anti-american contingent on slashdot to blow regretable but unintentional incidents of negligence such as this one out of proportion and into yet another evil policy of this horrible, horrible country borders on the ridiculous.

    2. Re:No more "Melting Pot." by akamil · · Score: 1

      Sorry for being a little offtopic, but I just had to reply to this. While this situation might be illegal under US and Israeli laws, do you really expect the US, the same country who assassinated a democratically elected president in Chile, and Israel, which is in violation of over 70 UN security resolutions (see Ramsey Clark's Challenge to Genocide) to care about legality? Personally, I don't think the fact that it's illegal has any effect on their actions.

    3. Re:No more "Melting Pot." by treat · · Score: 1
      This "story you heard recently" is nonsense. It has been circulating with many variations for a few years. I assure you that such a situation is illegal according to the laws of the United States and Israel.

      I don't know about that particular story, but it's virtually identical to one that was in the news recently. See th is story about some Cubans that were being imprisoned in the US because they were considered subject to deportation (and therefore could not be released), but the US has no agreement with Cuba to deport them. Understandably upset about their unjust imprisonment, they took some hostages.

    4. Re:No more "Melting Pot." by airfabio · · Score: 2
      You are correct, but only since the last week, and only in California (that I know of).

      From L.A. Times

      Judge Bans Indefinite Jailing by INS

      A U.S. District Court judge in Los Angeles has ruled that the federal government may not indefinitely jail noncitizens who have been ordered deported because of crimes, but whose home countries will not take them back.

      http://www.latimes.com/n ews/state/20000129/t000009182.html
    5. Re:No more "Melting Pot." by maniack · · Score: 1

      What about the anti-terrorism act of 1996, which allows the government to use secret evidence against immigrants and to imprison them indefinitely without knowing the charges against them? This law is aimed specifically at Palestenian and other Arab immigrants and is a blatant violation of the 6th ammendment which guarantees due process of law. Maybe this *great* country does have some "evil" policies.

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  45. Been there... by gfxguy · · Score: 3
    My wife still does not have a green card. The petition wasn't for work, though, it was for being related to an american citizen.

    Our application went in September 1997. They said it would take up to 12 months to process. 22 months later we had our preliminary interview. 7 months after that and we still haven't heard anything.

    I also like to share the experiences we've had at the office, but I'm already off topic, here. Needless to say, I can think of a lot more appropriate last names for the INS than "service".


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    1. Re:Been there... by pb · · Score: 1

      No, feel free to share. I, for one, am curious.

      I think your experience applies to this conversation, since becoming a citizen would be the next logical step after getting the green card, and this article claims that at least one of these have gotten better when in fact that may not be strictly true, especially wherever you are.

      It's scary to think that some people might not be "good enough for gov't work". At least there's work at the post office too...
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    2. Re:Been there... by geofft · · Score: 1

      One of the things that bothers me a lot about the process is the fact that AOS's are handled at a local level, and not done centrally.

      This gives you variations in processing time as shown here -- something that takes 30-60 days in Honolulu can take up to *1800* days in Sacramento.

      And that's assuming that you included your "long form" birth certificate, a list of all of the places that your spouse has lived since they were 16, or any of the other little details that can get your application sent back.

    3. Re:Been there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Our application went in September 1997. ...

      Atleast she is still here. A co-worker of mine was deported almost 6 months ago. He still hasn't made it back to the US. His house sits empty and his 2 cars sit idle in his driveway. My friend had lived in the US since 1968 (longer than I have, and I was born here!), and he got married 18 months ago. He kept the house he has lived in for almost 25 years (a little fishing shack on a lake), and his new wife kept her's too (a house near where we worked). Because they each kept their houses, INS deported him on a technicality (because he served in a foreign army .. he was an officer in the British Navy, for christsakes) and charged his wife with a crime. Just be glad your wife is still allowed in the country and you haven't been fined for commiting a "crime." Good luck with her citizenship.

    4. Re:Been there... by upa123 · · Score: 1

      It's good to hear that others have problems with INS as well. I, for one, can not stand their "services". They are the rudest bunch of people I have ever seen. They have yelled at me on the phone, put me on hold for more than 2 hours with the repeated message "we will be with you shortly", the list goes on and on. I am a US Citizen now, after many years of waiting and painful experiences, but even right now, when I think back on how was I treated, it still enrages me.

      All of the INS offices operated individually without any central connection. I first filed my citizenship application in San Antonio, TX. After couple of years of waiting, I moved to Seattle for a new job. I then request my documentation to be sent to the Seattle INS office, since it's much easier for me to interview locally. That turned out to be a bad idea. After several months without anything from INS, I contacted Seattle INS questioning them about my status, they said I don't exist. I then contacted San Antonio INS, they said they have sent everything they have to the Seattle INS. I said, well, they said they don't have it. The answer I got from SA INS was "well, it probably got lost in the mail". After couple more months of waiting, Seattle INS finally contacted me, saying somehow the file was misplaced, offering no apology of course....

      I think INS needs a reform much more than IRS does, at least when I contacted IRS on any questions/issues I have, they have always treated me like a "human being".

      This is another part I don't understand. Wouldn't it make sense for some politicians to propse or demand a reform on INS so they can get the votes from these new US citizens? I mean, geez, guess where my votes will go when I know it's this certain senator that helped to streamline the process so instead of waiting for 7 years for a citizenship, it only took me 2 years? Sigh.......

    5. Re:Been there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, contact the US Attorney's Offices in both San Antonio and Seattle and file complaints against the Seattle INS office for tampering with official govt records (i.e. losing them). Make sure you have a good immigration lawyer though, because the INS will be royally pissed off at you from that point onwards and will try to sabotage your immigration status in revenge, but they will be in deeper trouble with the US Attorney and be in quite a hot seat themselves.

  46. There's a simple problem here: by Daniel · · Score: 2

    Point A: "Those government folks are lazy fools! They take our money and we don't see a single thing for it! Say they're spending it on "welfare" or "roads" or something! Paying for lazy bums who're too good to work for a living or use the toll roads! I'm not paying for any more of this, cut taxes!"
    Point B: "Look at this! Buildings falling apart, projects falling behind, waits for services piling up -- what kind of fools would allow this? I'm tired of hearing excuses about not having the funds, you're just trying to take my money and squander it with mismanagement! If you can't spend my money wisely, don't spend it at all! I'm voting to cut taxes. CNN told me to."

    Daniel

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  47. Re:Send the aliens back by odaiwai · · Score: 2

    The FBI's been using aliens for years, ever since that incident in Roswell in 1947, I think.

    They can't send them back, their ship is broken.

    dave "anyone seen my medication?"

  48. Typical government bureaucracy trick by Phallus · · Score: 1

    This is just so typical. Here's a lifecycle of this phenomena

    1. Particular result of bureaucracy is criticized.
    2. Bureaucracy diverts resources from other just as important areas
    3. The particular result improves - everyone is happy
    4. Other results go down hill
    5. Some one notices one of the bad results - go back to step 1

    The problem is that bureaucracies are afraid to ask for more resources if they need it - because everyone "knows" government is bad, and so even legitimate and important functions get neglected.

  49. I don't get it... by Bill+the+Cat · · Score: 1

    Perhaps one of these days certain people in this country will realize that what makes the US of A a great country is that people from all over the world come here to lead better lives; and in that process, make this country the strongest in the world.

    I shudder to think what might have happened if my great-grandparents were turned away 90 years ago.

    The funny thing is, in 50 years it will probably be those of asian, indian, etc. descent trying to pass immigration limits against whatever group wants to emigrate to our country.

  50. European cf Asian by nstrug · · Score: 3
    As a European my experiences with INS are not so bad, sure I've got to take a four week vacation in the UK every time my visa needs renewing to give the US consulate time to deal with my application but at least I can do a postal application for a new visa and know that it will be a rubber-stamp job. My visa (J-1) is always multiple entry so I can come and go from the US as much as I want.

    Compare this to the Chinese students and post-docs in my department. They have to have an interview every time they apply for a visa and the visas are only single entry. A case in point, one of our postdocs was sent to a conference in Italy. His first port of call was obviously the Italian consulate in Boston to get a visa to enter Italy. Now of course he only had a single-entry US visa and had used that entry up on arriving in the US so he had to renew the visa. You can only renew US visas in a US consulate, the nearest to Boston of which is in Montreal. So his second port of call was the Canadian consulate in Boston to get a visa to enter Canada. At the US consulate in Canada he pleaded for a double-entry visa as of course one entry would be used up returning to the US.

    Luckily, we have a large contingent of Chinese students and researchers who are well versed in this circus.

    So there you have it, a trip to Milan requiring several months of planning and a considerable amount of cash. But at least he learnt that not all Western cuisine sucks...

    Nick

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    1. Re:European cf Asian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is actually not a US-only things. I knew an Indian graduate student in the UK who had a fold-out booklet, about 1m long, in her passport, just to give her space for visas ... all single-entry, of course.

      Oh, and she couldn't use all European airports because they don't all have passport control facilities.

    2. Re:European cf Asian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand the US Embassy personnel in China don't really go out of their way to make it easy on visa applicants. Probably their perspective wasn't exactly improved by being pelted with rocks by Chinese citizens during the whole Yugoslavia deal.

    3. Re:European cf Asian by inburito · · Score: 1

      Uh.. 4 weeks.. I have a J-1 visa and the processing times in Finland are 3-4 days. I drop the application, passport, some money, pictures and papers from the university to a mailbox at the consulate and 4 days later go pick it up. A weeks vacation suffices. And you can actually get this visa for 3 years at a time, so not a big problem. First I got it for a year and recently an extension for two years.. Now if they only could get a rid of that pink slip I have to carry around..

    4. Re:European cf Asian by nstrug · · Score: 2
      Well it's usually quicker but I tend to renew my visa at Christmas and as the US Embassy in London observe all the US, British and Irish holidays, they only have about 6 working days over the Christmas period.

      Yeah, I know you can get J-1 for longer than a yeat but I am on a NASA grant that gets renewed every year. As I a result my IAP-66 (the pink slip) only lasts one year so the consulate gives me a one-year J-1. The fact that I'm on a four year PhD programme doesn't seem to have any bearing.

      Nick

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    5. Re:European cf Asian by inburito · · Score: 1
      Just out of curiousity. Does section 212(e) apply to you because you receive funding from nasa? I mean two years without a visa after your program ends..

      Funny thing though.. The pink slip is not supposed to be validated for travel(by university) for more than one year at a time(it has three places for validating signatures) but they signed mine for two years and the officials inspecting my documents upon entering the country don't really seem to care.

  51. The Fast Route[tm] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    First a little info:
    • ``Outstanding researcher'' means you get to skip Labor Dept. certification. This saves about two years. Also not subject to the per-country quotes. In practice, a Ph.D. and lots of references are required for this.
    • ``Alien of extraordinary ability'' means roughly the same thing as far as processing goes. (In both cases, the INS people salute you, not the other way around.) A Ph.D. is not required -- think Linus -- but very, very few people will fit this category.
    Green card applicants must get a permit to travel outside the US (or they will be deemed to have given up their application) -- unless they ask for processing through consular channels. If you are prepared to travel back to your home country you don't have to wait in all the INS lines and you need no permission to travel.

    Moreover, by applying through the consular channels, things are much faster. (That is a relative term; I didn't say "fast", :-) Linus must have gotten bad advice since he did not use this method. Transmeta should have hired better lawyers.

    I applied in September 1998 for status as "outstanding researcher". It was granted in January 1999. I had the green-card-equivalent stamp in my passport in early December and my actual green card just arrived. That's the fast way, but it is expensive: two trips back, luckily paid by my company. In a ridiculous twist, the INS managed to spell my name wrong. It's won't affect me much, but it will likely take years to fix.

    I am not a lawyer.

  52. Its true - Linux was developed by ALIENS! by torpor · · Score: 2

    Ha! See, what'd I tell you! Ha! Even the SJ Mercury news admits it now...

    Linus is an ALIEN!!!!!

    Okay, so I'm burning a few karma points, oh well... What else are they good for now and then, eh? :)

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  53. Here's one solution.... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    Get an International Driver's Permit. There are valid in over 200 countries. You don't need a State Slave Number either.


    > Also, without an SSN, you can't open bank accounts, or get credit cards. This means no renting an apartment.

    FALSE.

    You don't need a SSN to rent an apartment.
    I don't have one, yet have a credit card, and rent an apartment.

    Show me the law that REQUIRES one to have a SSN?

    Cheers

    1. Re:Here's one solution.... by GnrcMan · · Score: 2

      I don't know where you are renting an apartment, but without a credit history, you are hard pressed to find one here in Seattle. If you are here on an H1, usually your company will help. If not, it's tough, and if you're not white, it's damn near impossible.

      --GnrcMan--

    2. Re:Here's one solution.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      > Get an International Driver's Permit. There are valid in over 200 countries. You don't need a State Slave Number either.

      I moved to the US, and they will not generally accept International Drivers Licenses. I HAD to get a US drivers license. I did have a International Drivers License, they where not interested. It's a nice idea, and they should be accepted, but it's not what they are used to, so they just ignore the fact that they are acceptable. You can stick to your principles, but after so much brow beating at every turn, you just give in and do it their way. For a nation of immigrants they are very intolerant, as a whole, to any other nation.

      Besides you NEED a drivers license to do just about anything. e.g. I wasn't let in a gym beacuse I didn't have a US drivers license. Your drivers license is Federal ID, and you need to have this to do many things here in the US.

      >> Also, without an SSN, you can't open bank accounts, or get credit cards. This means no renting an apartment.

      > FALSE.

      TRUE.
      TOTALY ABSOLUTELY COMPLETELY TRUE.

      You obviously have never tried to do this. No SSN means they cannot trace your credit rating, and if they cannot view that you get nowhere. They just turn you down flat.
      They are not gonna let you have a bank account without a SSN.

      > You don't need a SSN to rent an apartment. I don't have one, yet have a credit card, and rent an apartment.

      If you don't have a SSN, how the hell are you living here ? Your SSN is your govt. number for just about everything. Including taxes. So are you paying taxes ? ;-P

      > Show me the law that REQUIRES one to have a SSN?

      Have you lived here long ?
      They don't HAVE to have laws for this. It's just the way they do things here. They've always done it this way. Yes it discriminates heavily against anyone who isn't American, but they don't care (you're not American - you don't count. This should be a joke, but unfortunately it's not.)

      Now don't get me wrong. I really enjoy living here. I'm having a whale of a time. I've got lots of really good friends - of many nationalities (including American ;-P )
      I also make more money here than I did in the UK (American engineers are generally valued, and payed higher than the guys in the UK) - but I could easily make the same in the UK too.
      I came here to experience US life. And I'm having a good time - until someone brings up the bloody INS. ;-P
      I forget where the study was taken, but there was a survey taken that indicated that by 2002, there would be a 10%-20% deficit in qualified engineers to fill the jobs available - the US has no choice but to take experienced, qualified foreign workers. Every country in the world needs experienced engineers. It's a good occupation to be in.
      But the INS still drags it's feet. I've been given an H1B visa (that took 9 months to come through), but we are looking at nearly 4 years for a green card to come through.
      I do want to settle here. I like it.
      I have skills that are needed in this country, but I'm treated no different than someone who cannot speak the language, and has no skills whatsoever.
      And I'm in heavy demand by US buisnesses.

      Discuss.

    3. Re:Here's one solution.... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > I HAD to get a US drivers license.

      You do know that you have the RIGHT to travel, yes?

      Travelling is a RIGHT, Driving is a privilege. You DON'T need a license to travel.
      I travel without one, and have yet to be given a ticket for speeding or for driving without a license.

      Here is a list of DOCUMENTED rulings.
      Driver Licensing vs. the Right to Travel


      >>> Also, without an SSN, you can't open bank accounts, or get credit cards. This means no renting an apartment.
      >> FALSE.
      > TOTALY ABSOLUTELY COMPLETELY TRUE.
      >You obviously have never tried to do this.

      Tell that to my landlord, and my previous one.

      I AM doing it. Is it illegal to live without a SSN??


      > If you don't have a SSN, how the hell are you living here ?
      I have lots of American friends who don't have a SSN either. Do you want to tell them too, that they can't live here?

      It IS possible.


      > They don't HAVE to have laws for this.
      SO if the rest of society jumped off a bridge you would too?? ;-)

      Until, someone can SHOW me the law that requires a person to have a SSN, I'm living without one.

      I am not a number, I am a free man.


      Cheers

  54. Re:Send the aliens back by Bill+the+Cat · · Score: 2

    I think excuses like this were used against the:

    Italians
    Irish
    Germans
    Chinese
    Japanese
    ::insert your ethnic group here::

    It bothers me when I see history repeating itself like this.

  55. Re:Send the aliens back by vthome · · Score: 2
    It's unfortunate that companies try to get increased quotas so they can recruit aliens willing to work for low wages, at the expense of older, experienced American workers who have become "too expensive" in terms of wages and benefits.
    You're an anonymous coward, and a troll. I'm an alien, I'm earning more then average American, dare to say I'm getting more than quite a lot of Americans in the field I work. Not because I'm an alien, because I work harder. Even though my employer takes every advantage of me they can think of.

    Low wages is a convenient myth for those looking for excuses. The real reason is they're afraid of competition.

    You guys (born American) have nothing to lose. I've lost everything when I moved to US and had to start from ground zero when I was more than 30 years old (you were saying something about "older, experienced" people?). Imagine being treated like a 16 years old, with no credit history, no rental history, $2K relocation advance (which I of course! had to pay back) and a family of four.

    Hey, I didn't move here because the life is better, but because here it makes sense and has a future. And my kids have a future, too. My 11 year old kid was second is his class, leaving far behind the native English speakers. And this is less than 3 years of speaking English AT ALL.

    Bottomline: stop looking for excuses and badmouthing those whose English is as good as yours. Everyone in this country is from someplace else, and this is what makes this country great.

  56. Second and Third World by Robert+S+Gormley · · Score: 2

    Simple. And again, not a flame. The US is a First World country. Most immigrants to it are from Mexico, India, Pakistan, etc - second or third world countries. Other first world countries have much lower immigration rates - from the article - "from a European country where there is little demand to immigrate to the United States".

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    1. Re:Second and Third World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. Get it right.

      That's, "4ND 17 0WNZ0RZ J00!!!!!!!!"

      Tsk tsk.... You'll never be a real K3WL H4X0R at this rate.

    2. Re:Second and Third World by J4 · · Score: 1

      Err..
      Industrial nations = first (free) world
      Communist nations = second
      Developing nations = third

      At least thats what they told me in school.
      Of course at the time continental drift was a theory.......

    3. Re:Second and Third World by Robert+S+Gormley · · Score: 2

      There probably are multiple definitions of "xth Word"... I was more using that to mean "quality of life" more that political ideology, though I am sure that, in no unsignificant part, also would be a factor...

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    4. Re:Second and Third World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only "K3WL H4X0R"s are dorks like you who think people really act like that.

      You're as bad as the concept of people who talk like that.

    5. Re:Second and Third World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. you're just jealous.

    6. Re:Second and Third World by firstnevyn · · Score: 1

      Be A Conservationist free the mallocs and Stop INTERNATIONAL DRIFT

    7. Re:Second and Third World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you ever been on a warez irc?

    8. Re:Second and Third World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK we are now I think the 4th most densely populated country in the world. We are running out of space. We cannot take many more immigrants even if we wanted to, otherwise its bye bye moors and woods, and hello barrat homes. Which to some extent is already happening. Getting into europe would appear to be very difficult. If your a criminal you havent much chance for the UK, unless the governemt thought it was a good idea themselves. Brad

    9. Re:Second and Third World by Robert+S+Gormley · · Score: 2

      Whereas Australia is the most sparsely populated country in the world besides Antarctica. I'm not sure that is the reason for our immigration chaos (boat people, etc) but more because there are many more opportunities here and the government gives them a free ride. Do you know the .au government gives illegal immigrants $30 more a fortnight than it does it's own pensioners?!? The mind boggles.

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      Open Source. Closed Minds. We are Slashdot.

  57. I can claim two nationalities by mangu · · Score: 3

    I'm Brazilian by "jus solis" (right of birth) and Finnish by "jus sanguinis" (right of blood). According to both countries' legislation, I have the right to dual citizenship. I have birth certificates and voter registrations in both. I'm a Brazilian citizen and a Finnish (i.e., by extension, European Union) citizen. I choose to live and work in Brazil, theoretically the poorest country. Why? Because I have lived in Europe, and South America, and in the USA, and I feel that Brazil, despite all its problems, all things accounted for, offers the best qualtity of life. I'm an aerospace engineer, and, if you think Brazil is a backwards country in this respect, you don't know anything about the aerospace industry.

    1. Re:I can claim two nationalities by Whyaduck · · Score: 1

      I took a flight on an Embraer regional jet (I think it was an ERJ-145...50 passengers, 3 crew) about a month ago...it's a beautiful aircraft, designed and manufactured by a Brazilian company. You should be proud of yourself if you had a part in bringing that to market.

      Regarding your decision to live in Brazil due to the quality of life, I daresay that if you've got a well paying job in a developing or third world country (and I'd be surprised if an AE in Brazil wasn't making 10 - 20 times the per capita average if not more) your standard of living would be pretty high. Probably much higher than a better paying job in the US or EU would make for you.

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      Hello, I must be going. I'm here to say I cannot stay, I must be going.
  58. Linus an alien of extraordinary ability by SEGV · · Score: 2

    I always knew it.

    The solution, of course, is simple. Hire more immigrants as INS staff.

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  59. A New Tshirt Slogan by Effugas · · Score: 4

    The name: Linus. Linus Torvalds. Designation?

    "Alien of extraordinary ability"

    Call out Mulder and Scully. We've got one.

    Yours Truly,

    Dan Kaminsky
    DoxPara Research
    http://www.doxpara.com

    1. Re:A New Tshirt Slogan by Ian+Schmidt · · Score: 2

      No kidding. Copyleft, are you listening? I'd buy one immediately if they existed :-)

    2. Re:A New Tshirt Slogan by threaded · · Score: 1

      Me to.

  60. And another happy ins story by grouchy · · Score: 1

    We put in for a H1B visa for our spectacular Yugoslavian candidate. The lawyers sat on it for a bit, and apparently it wasn't in the Fed hands until December, not October like we thought. The Feds lost track of the number of issued visas and stopped issuing them until they could figure out how many were left. Apparently they have just started handling those from last November... So where is the 'warning, you haven't posted in ages and we are going to slaughter your login' mails?

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    Gun control is hitting what you aim at
  61. A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To everyone that cares: STOP BITCH' and do something.

    Get status in Canada and then go to the US.

    That's what my plan was, except I don't need to go to the US anymore. I found everything in Canada.
    There is a lack of tech jobs and the government is much more slack:)

    If you want a job try corel.ca and yes its in Canada, but why should the country matter as long as there are good jobs.

    1. Re:A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A solution (Score:0)
      by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 31, @10:52PM EST (#109)
      To everyone that cares: STOP BITCH' and do something.

      Get status in Canada and then go to the US.


      That doesn't work anymore according to
      a Mexcian co-worker. The U.S. changed the
      per-nation quoutes to be based on country of
      origin instead of country of citizenship. Too
      many foreigners were getting Canadian citizenship
      and then leveraging that to "jump the queue" on
      getting a U.S. immigration status.

  62. I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long... by Xenious · · Score: 1

    maybe they should try citizenship?!?! Jeez! If they want to live here and work here then be a frickin citizen for crying out loud. Now don't get me wrong, Linus is a brilliant man and I'm sure the others involved are also highly skilled and great minds (but obviously overshadowed by the name dropping of Linus), but all this whining about something that gets them permanent residence, but they don't have to be a US citizen? For crying out loud if you want to stay here so bad become a citizen. Maybe there is something I'm missing here, and maybe the US has strange and/or callous laws about dual citizenship, but I still fail to see the sense in having permanent residence in the US and not being a citizen? Oh well, if it weren't for Linus' name in the pot I bet certain media orginazations would have glossed over the whole story. I can see it now...[supervisor to reporter].."hey isn't this Linus fellow the guy that started that Linux or something another thing that we hear about all the time?" ahahha What can you expect after all, he's just a US citizien and not a green card holder? *grin* ;)

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    -Xen
  63. Re:FOREIGNERS GO HOME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck YEAH!

    have you ever seen a foreigner that wasn't a QUEER? Linux is, btw, a queer.

  64. Re:FOREIGNERS GO HOME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus that is

  65. Mistaken Social Priorities by kspett · · Score: 2

    What is wrong with all of you guys?
    Really.
    Linus Torvalds and his fellow tech workers in Silly Valley are very well set. They are very well paid and certaintly in the affluent classes of society.... I have people reworking my roof right now. Bunch of hispanics who I doubt sincerely are citizens and quite possibly are illegal immigrants just because the INS is so fucked up right now... I bet a lot of them have families who barely eat. They need green cards. Linus'll be alright.... minority immigrants doing manual labor to stay from starving may not... they need some help. They need the INS to hurry up and untangle their mess. We shouldn't fight for Linus's rights here, there are more deserving.


    Kspett

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    Kevin "Cash Money" Spett
    Ignore your rights and they go away.
  66. But that's the point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But there are people here saying "I wouldn't live in the US if you paid me" - and you're saying that's exactly what's going on, in essence. What gives?

    1. Re:But that's the point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I wouldnt move their. Your engineers can get more money there, but I value living in a country that feels less opressive, less self important, less insular and safer. Not bashing, I did enjoy "visiting" but I also feel I couldn't live with american beer, american cops or american sports. "Fuck the bonus" -- Rudger Hugher

  67. ARE YOU PSYCHO - was: Send the aliens back by argoff · · Score: 1

    Look. I am 100% American white male who competes with these aliens. So if I may have a say: PLEASE - IN THE NAME OF GOD, LET ALIENS WORK HERE AND COME AND GO FREELY. I'm sick and tired of government trying to 'protect' me inspite of myself. Jesus Christ, this is supposed to be a free-market economey. Did it ever occur to anyone that these 'competing aliens' are coming here and writing software that makes people over 100 more productive at their work in some cases. Not to mention their contribution in building the most economicly beneficial information infrastructure ever to dawn upon the history of human kind. OH, BTW - even with the lower paid workers. Are you going to go out and work the fields to harvest our crops??? The real question isn't what to do about aliens (illegal or otherwise) but rather how to deal with such stipid statments as "there putting american workers out of jobs". Oh spare me....

  68. Re:Send the aliens back by jlplas · · Score: 2

    As an alien working in the USA (although I have not applied for a green card, and expect to return to my home country in the not too distant future) I can tell you that the issue is not as simple as you suggest in your message. The USA is experiencing a reverse 'Brain Drain'. Where quite a few developing countries are losing their best minds to the US and other high paying countries, the US is recruiting many of the brightest and most ambitious people, drawn in by the glory of Hollywood and the almighty dollar.

    This is usually a good thing (for the US) but not without its disadvantages. Besides the resentment of some of the populus - as expressed in your comment - there is also the very real danger of the resident citizens becoming less involved in some of the less desired aspects of technology and science, in effect 'outsourcing' parts of the technological infrastruture to aliens.

    For example, at the department where I work more than half of the graduate students are not from the US. I feel this is true for many of the science departments in American Universities. That means a huge amount of resources are spend on non-US citizens. If these people were to return to their home country on completion of their research, the US would, in effect, have paid for the education of someone with very return for the American economy. Therefore, it makes sense to keep these people involved in the economy for at least a few years.

    I see I've begun rambling, so I'll just shut op now. But I would warn against underestimating the contribution of non-US citizens to the American economy...

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  69. your cheap roof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    you want to emigrate poor mexicans to work on your roof for a substandard wage.

    well I for one think you should pay a bit more for your roof so American workers can work on it instead of taking advantage of people from another country so you can get your roof cheap, and the company hiring the illegals can keep more of the profits.

  70. Alien vs. Foreigner by lfd · · Score: 1

    In a country where people make no difference between good and well, and where being a gentleman (or trying to behave as one) is considered as a handicap, it should be no surprise - but I'm still shocked - by this disturbing and widespread confusion that is, after all, nothing more than a fact of life, between the concepts of an "alien" and a "foreigner."

    To me, an alien is that creature from outer space which made Ridley Scott famous whereas he deserved that fame for an earlier movie of his: "The Duellists."

    A foreigner is simply a person who comes from a different country. That implies a different culture, of course, but not necessarily the fact that your blood should be based on nitric acid and that your goal in life should be to exterminate every human being on the ship. After all, like they said in Gilliam's masterpiece "Brazil": "We're all in it together."

    Maybe my problem is I learned English English at school and not American English.

    So long, as Steeve Watson would have said.

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    Going on means going far, going far means returning. Tao te Ching
    1. Re:Alien vs. Foreigner by geofft · · Score: 2

      To the INS, you're an Alien if you're not a USC (United States Citizen), and to celebrate this fact, during your AOS process you get to receive your very own Alien Registration Number.

      One of the funny thing about ARN's is that they get re-used. There have been stories on some of the alt.visa.* newsgroups about how people have been issued ARN's for dead people and people who are wanted for crimes by INTERPOL. All part of the road to permanence in this great country, I guess.

  71. Re:Send the aliens back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These jobs that you speak of are concentrated in a few metropolitan areas. If you live in Silicon Valley or the New York/North Jersey area, then there are lots of jobs. Otherwise, be prepared to relocate.


    Employment statistics are easily manipulated by companies that create deceptive, unrealistic job descriptions, then hire candidates who meet other job requirments and will work for cheap. In this way, it appears that there are jobs going unfilled.

  72. Coupla pointers... by costas · · Score: 5
    ... the usual /. responses are already in this thread, so I will throw in a couple of pointers for the H-1B slaves out there ;-):

    Official US Visa Site

    If you are from a low-immigration country (i.e. from Western and Cenral Europe, Oceania, etc) you might be better off trying for the DV visas, i.e. lottery visas. That was my ticket to a Green Card. The odds for a European are actually good (one in 12 I think) and the maximum processing time (i.e. mail-in of the lottery entry to actual Green Card) is at most 24 months.

    If you have the option to go for GC (Adjustment of Status) processing to your home country, go for it. Embassies usually have to deal with fewer applications and are easier to get a handle of than the INS. If you have a good chance to get the GC (most people do), you don't even have to worry about your current visa.

    Check out misc.immigration.usa on Usenet. A great medium-traffic forum (hopefully it will still be after being mentioned here) with a lot of old-timer immigrants that already have been through most of the INS bureacracy.

    As for the whiners: INS is by far the worst US government service. It's quite easy to suck this bad when the people you deal with have no political power whatsoever. Maybe we should get a PAC going ;-)...


    engineers never lie; we just approximate the truth.

    1. Re:Coupla pointers... by duplex · · Score: 1
      Immigration is a subject that personally touched me as I immigrated to the UK where the process of switching to a permanent resident status is even more complicated and troublesome here.

      The points you mentioned are valid but there are one or two things that need more clarification:

      With regard to the US lottery the applications are submitted once a year and they draw only once a year. Even with the 1:12 ratio you're still talking about an average wait of 6 years. While the most patient ones will accept it the majority of us will find it _very_ excessive. Besides countries such us UK and Ireland are not entitled to the visa lottery I believe. Besides the immigration system based on luck strikes me as silly. Getting your entry to the US in that way is nothing to brag about.

      For those that want to improve their standard of living by migration, Canada and Australia offer much more convincing packages. There is no lottery but a simple selection process based on qualifications and experience. The higher the demand for your job the more likely you are to get a positive answer. The CS skills are currently in demand in both of these countries so you can draw your own conclusions... Yes I know that the GDP per capita is not as high as the US one but at least you know that they took you because they wanted your skills not because you got lucky. Canada offers similar environment to the US with less crime and well, higher taxes. However, they clearly state that they are looking at taking _more_ immigrants in the future.

      I think that the US immigration policy is shameful comparing to Canada. Long gone are the days when the US was a land of opportunity with the doors open for everyone. Do a reality check, it's not worth engaging in an extremely painful process with no guarantee of the final outcome just to have that little bit more on your paycheck every month. The IT/CS salaries are decent in most western countries.

      So to reiterate Austraila and Canada (New Zaeland and South Africa too) offer immigration packages that are geared towards professionals and do not put you in vacuum once the visa is granted.

      Personally I decided on Canada and my application is progressing well so far (touch wood) I'm hoping to move within six months and I only applied last June!

    2. Re:Coupla pointers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the lottery doesn't apply to Ireland as such - but that's because they have a "special arrangement" - a separate first come, first served allotment of visas for the Republic of Ireland, that people queue up outside the US Embassy here to claim. Historically, Ireland and America are very close - a large lump of the American population is made up of Irish people forced out of Ireland when the famine hit in the 1840s, and a lot of people in important (string-pulling) places in america are of Irish descent...


    3. Re:Coupla pointers... by costas · · Score: 2

      I don't have personal first-hand experience, but AFAIK, at least Canada's policies are much better than the US's.

      As far as the lottery is concerned: yes, getting in this way doesn't give you 'bragging rights' (I get envious, 'you bastard' looks from fellow immigrants most of the time) but it can be potentially much faster. I wouldn't rely on the DV visas (I didn't; I was already in with an H-1) but it can save you a lot of trouble and money, especially if you're European (which greatly improves your odds).

      Which is another point: the DV visas are free at least money-wise (the time and anxiety have to count for something). Don't get swindled by those 'agencies' that advertise in the back of international magazines (like the int'l edition Time or Newsweek). Besides airfare to go back home for a few days (which I was planning to any ways), total cost of processing, medical exams, etc. was ~$500. Compare this to an H-1 based GC which will cost you several times that, just in lost wages since you're gonna be tied to your employer. And we're not talking a little 'bit' of money here; the difference can be as much as 100% more in salary. I know PhDs in engineering from first-tier US colleges that work in their field for less than $50k. That's just wrong.

      (And before someone starts to cry: "oh, that's $50k more than they'd make back home", think: they have to pay huge phone/travel bills, their credit sucks, so do their loans/mortgages, their spouses/children usually can't work until they learn the language, if ever, and they're stuck in the same job like it or not. Why? don't they add to this economy?)


      engineers never lie; we just approximate the truth.

  73. Re:I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long.. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    What a smart guy! Too bad, he didn't know that to get citizenship this way one has to get a green card first.

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    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  74. that's not it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    it's not people who want to emigrate. they can do that all they want. My town of 80,000 has gotten about 15,000 somalis over the past couple years who do nothing but drain the welfare and social services when they aren't out raping or murdering people. (I wish that were an exaggeration. it isn't)

    no problems there. Anybody can come, it's only a problem if they don't want to be a citizen.

  75. sweeet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow 18 posts without a single real responce. I think thats a new record. assholes. Of course, things got thrown off by that CHS spam faggot. ah well

    Natile portman naked and terrifed.

  76. Re:I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong. Here's the EXTENT of his special abilities: "Let's take a copy of an existing OS and make it run on a PC".

  77. Re:presidential campaign 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must know him more intimately than the rest of us. ;-)

  78. Re:I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You are not making sense.

    To get a citizenship, you first have to become a permanent resident (i.e., get a green card). Then, after five years or so, you can apply for citizenship.

  79. INS is no one's friend by / · · Score: 2

    As Jon Wiener described in his book Gimmee Some Truth about John Lennon's harassment by the FBI and the INS, it's mighty inconvenient to be even a famous foreign national in the US. I have no real reason to suspect Linus is getting singled out for special nettling, but just as the INS tried to deport Lennon for his overthrow-the-establishment political rhetoric, perhaps it wouldn't be too farfetched to suspect certain segments of the software industry of trying to suppress Linus and his certain open-source ideologies.

    Hopefully this will serve as an example of why the current bureaucracies and laws need massive reforms. I can hope, can't I?

    --
    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
  80. (Stepping up on soapbox) by GnrcMan · · Score: 2

    I find the state of affairs in the US regarding immigration to be appalling. The hippocracy and thinly veiled racism boggles the mind. I hear these people spout this protectionist crap and I think, "just where the hell do you think you came from?" It's the same story. First Irish, Asian, or Hispanic. And it's all bullshit.
    I know people affected by layoffs by a well known company last year. These are people who write compilers, a rather specialized skill. Their H1B didn't have enough time left on it, so no company would touch them. If you get laid off on H1B you have 10 days to find a new job or get out of the country.

    Consider the following:

    You have 6 years with H1-B. During those 6 years you are stuck with the same company for all intents and purposes, since it is difficult to get picked up by a different company. It becomes more difficult as time goes on.
    After 5 years of working for the company, basically on their terms, they hit some trouble and lay you off. They were sponsoring you for a green card, but that hadn't gone through (remember, it takes around 3 years to process the things). Now, that all gets dropped because the company working on it has just laid you off. You've only got 1 year left in the country, so no other company is going to touch you. So what happens? That's right, 10 days to leave the country.

    It makes me sick.

    --GnrcMan--

    1. Re:(Stepping up on soapbox) by CormacJ · · Score: 2

      It is bad, I agree. I'm Irish, my wife is American. For her to move to Ireland and be allowed to live and work, all we had to do was to go the Alien registration section of the police. They looked at my passport, her passport, and our marriage license. They stamped her passport. This allows her to live and work in Ireland, with no restrictions. All that has to be done to stay here is to go back once a year and get the stamp renewed.

      Currently we are trying to move back to the US, using an I-130. We've had to fill in several confusing forms. I need to get police certificates from everywhere I've lived since I was 16. My wife needs to get her tax info for the last 3 years from the US (and we hit a snag here because she only worked a half year last year because she moved to Ireland). We need to show assets. To visit the US I have to apply for a visa showing that I will return to Ireland. (I have to get a a letter from my employer for this showing that I have a job).

      Most of our weeknights is spent going over forms, or writing letters to people to try and gather all the information thats needed.

      Given all this paper work, I'm not surprised that the INS has such a massive backlog.

  81. Re:We need to pro... ARE YOU INSANE??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course you think racial profiling is okay because there are statistics to back it up. Get out of your conservative cave my friend. The truth is that the average person who is on welfare is a WHITE person. I assume that you are being sarcastic when you wrote that response. Nobody can be the ignorant /insecure.
    Also, who do you think is going to be harder working? An immigrant off the boat who has nothing going for himself except for his dream or lazy citizen who is content with his status in life. Who do you think will create more jobs? Hmmmm
    Thanks BTW: I am an immigrant and so is the rest of my family. We all have green cards and we created hundereds of jobs.

  82. The truth behind Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hemos and Roblimo made their way into the lab where the animal experiments were conducted. A cute, fuzzy rabbit had caught their eye...

    The evil duo quickly subdued the little lab rabbit. They strapped the now helpless animal's head to the sex table with hot leather. Roblimo had they urge, and removed his pants, which were now buldging. After slipping off his briefs, Roblimo tightly fastened the leather straps and was ready to begin.......

    Roblimo began to "grease up". Shoving endless amounts of vaseline and baby oil all around the rabbit's ass, he slid his purple head firmly into the rabbit's tight asshole. Even though the rabbit was slightly unconscious, screams of pain were constanly being emmited. Hemos reached for the chain whip and smacked the rabbit's soft nose until its face was soaked with blood. Now, with the rabbits head drooped over the edge of the table, Roblimo continued his sex hunt. His now tingling cock was pushed deeper and deeper through the thick layers of skin which covered the bowel tract. Five, six, seven, then finally all eight and 3/4 inches were plunged deep within the animal's love canal.

    David's manhood tingled with every slight movement of the now half alive rabbit. He began rhythmically sliding in and out, moaning with pleasure on every thrust. Roblimo worked himself into a hot orgasm. The blood, now coming steadily out of the rabbit's ass with every thrust of David's pelvis, could be heard dripping on the floor. David's rate increased and with a final push, he spurted creamy white love gel far up into the rabbit's bleeding ass.

    The blood and cum mixed together on the floor, which had now accumulated a large puddle. Unknown to Roblimo, the semen had acted as a powerful enemma for the rabbit and out ushered the contents of its intestine. The stool was loose and soft. It fell to the ground with a soft thud and broke into small pieces. The obnoxious smell caught David's attention, and no sooner had he fallen to the ground and began licking the large puddle of blood, sperm, and stool. Exited at David's enthusiasm, Hemos dropped to his knees and also began to slurp the foul mixture.

    After cleaning the floor with their tongues, Roblimo and Hemos checked on the battered lab rabbit. It was barely able to hold its head up, as it had lost control of most of its motor fuctions. Feeling no pity for this sexually mistreated animal, they unstrapped it and tossed it across the room, only to make a loud and deep thud against the wall. Its blood soaked fur left spatters of red stains everywhere it touched. Hemos reached for his chain whip, while Roblimo grabbed a pair of rusty hedge clippers (one of the many torture devices carried around for "convenience"). They made their way over to the rabbit. The rabbit was struggling for every last bit of air it could, just gasping and wheezing.

    "Awwwww. Poor little thing," Hemos maniacally laughed. He raised his arm and thrust the cold metal whip down, exposing the rabbit's bloody flesh. He kept whacking and whacking at the furry bag of blood. Then, when Hemos stopped to catch his breath, Roblimo stepped over with his rusty hedge clippers. He knelt over the rabbit who was knocking loudly on death's door. Roblimo took a quick glance at the clippers, grinned, and then thrust them deep into the body of the rabbit, obviously hitting many arteries. As the blood squirted into David's face he moved the clippers around in hopes to find a thick bone to crunch. "Aha! The femur!" he yelled out with excitement. Roblimo wedged the clippers against the bone. He opened them wide......then closed down on them with all his might. The bone could be heard deep inside the rabbit, being mutilated. Death had glazed the bunny's eyes.

    The rabbit lay dead, a bloody mess on the floor. Its bodily fluids freely surged across the tiled floor. Then with a look of extreme satisfaction, both Roblimo and Hemos lit up some smokes, gathered their belongings and quietly left the hospital grounds, knowing with confidence that they would strike again, somewhere, soon.

  83. Re:I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long.. by vthome · · Score: 1
    Yes, you *are* missing something. The process is: H-1B (temporary work permit) => wait => Green Card => wait some more => citizen.

    And you cannot stay in US more than 6 years unless you're a GC holder. So go figure.

  84. Quite an opposite by Poligraf · · Score: 1

    Why do you forget about the "Brain Drain" inflicted by the US on the other part of world? I have a Masters degree in Computer Science that I got FOR FREE back in Russia. But I enrich an American company now and pay taxes to the American government.

    Be realistic, most of the people who come here don't go back even when they have a choice.

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    Tigers respect lions, elephants and hippos. Maggots respect no one. (C) S. Dovlatov
    1. Re:Quite an opposite by jlplas · · Score: 1

      Please don't misunderstand me, I am well aware of the effects of brain drain. I was just pointing out that from the American point of view just sending people back after they completed their studies in the US does not make economic sense, IMHO. It would be benifical for their home countries, however. On a lighter note, if people stay in the US whilst not forgetting their roots the home countries will still benefit, albeit in a lesser way. Again, just IMHO

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  85. Re:Send the aliens back by Whyaduck · · Score: 1

    As far as I'm concerned (and I was born in the US), you're welcome here. You do need to lose some of the attitude, though :}. Bottom line is, the US is a better place to live than many other places. You may denigrate the work ethic (I think that's what you're implying...but if I'm wrong, I'm sorry) and the culture (although, I don't see people in other countries staying away from American film in droves... ;> ) but you can't deny that there is no other country in the world that provides as many people as great an opportunity as the US does.

    Is it always easy for immigrants? No, it isn't, but you need to remember that this nation has a border thousands of miles long shared with a much less prosperous nation. To many Americans, immigrants are immigrants and that usually means Latin Americans. I don't have a problem with controlled immigration from the south, but there are huge infrastructure and social issues that need to be considered. No other industrialized nation that I know of is in a similar situation. I don't think it's as simple an issue as many of the comments imply.

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    Hello, I must be going. I'm here to say I cannot stay, I must be going.
  86. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...being against age discrimination is not as trendy amongst twenty-somethings as being against ethnic discrimination is.

    Thanks for clarifying.

  87. Moderators are idiots! by GnrcMan · · Score: 1

    Overrated? Could be. That's an opinion. Offtopic? No.

    --GnrcMan--

  88. The INS: Lies, Damn Lies, And Statistical Lies by copito · · Score: 3

    As one who is experiencing the hell that is Adjustment of Status on a first hand basis, let me tell you that it truly sucks. I am a natural born US citizen, and my wife is Chilean. We were married 2 1/2 years ago and hope to finish her Adjustment of Status in about 5 months (of course 2 years ago they said 1 year). As far as Green Cards go, marriage to a citizen is the simplest option. There is no security check or per country quotas, but it takes forever (although less than H1 apparently). She can work without restriction in the meantime, thankfully, but needs to reapply yearly. She can't leave the country without special permission, even to visit a grandfather who had a heart attack recently (not sick enough). We have spent all told about 48 hours on line at the INS, travelled 400 miles on LA freeways, and spent $600 on paperwork. We would gladly have spent more if it meant the process would go any faster.

    On the INS website, you can see the lie inherent in their claim of having too large a workload. Their workload has remained roughly constant for the last 3 years, but the backlog has increased substantially.

    Why does it take so long? The answer is partly that those who are against legal or illegal immigration don't support steps that would make the INS more efficient and (god forbid) friendly. That being said, the fault is mostly borne by the INS itself.

    It is a beauracracy which was left behind by reengineering and the computer revolution. I have not seen a single computer at the main INS office in LA. Proof of payment is a cash register receipt, correspondence is often hand written and hand stamped. The receipt letter for the Adjustment of Status (hand written) refers to a "Crate #" and I have no doubt that there is indeed an actual crate involved.

    The INS website has some half-assed proposals for restructuring it's operation, but none go nearly far enough. I think the document processing of the INS should be privatized. A company like EDS would be happy to streamline and automate the data collection and verification part of the application process, leaving only the decisions to the INS. In fact I believe that the immigration part of the INS should go to the State Department, which already handles visas and does a decent job, leaving the border patrol and adjudication in the hands of the Justice Department.
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    1. Re:The INS: Lies, Damn Lies, And Statistical Lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      I'm too much of a chicken to post in any trackable way, hence AC.

      I'm in more or less the same situation as your wife, except my wife's the US citizen.

      My impression of the INS is that two people in the same situation usually get completely different results! Each time I had to go into the INS they came up with different forms I need. The best one was when they said I need to get a list of vaccinations, WHICH THEY ALREADY MADE ME GET IN MY COUNTRY OF ORIGIN less than 3 months before. When I asked them to look at the records sent over from the US Embessy, they said they can't open those UNTIL I GOT THE VACCINATIONS.

      I told the 'nice' INS lady: "Look. I have a K-1 Visa in my passport. In order to get a K-1 Visa, you are required to get these vaccinations. Therefore it stands to reason I already got them."

      She said "Sir, I don't make up the rules, I'm just telling you what to do."

      Nevermind that they lied about a bunch of other procedural stuff...

      However, unlike your wife, I can leave and come back to the US whenever I want. They said that's what the "(Conditional) Permanent Resident Card" is for. Not that I tried it yet or anything...

      I made some "INS Horror Stories" webpages once, but I chickened out.

  89. Re:I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And you cannot stay in US more than 6 years unless you're a GC holder. So go figure.
    That is actually not true. You cannot have H status for more than six years, but there are other letters in the alphabet you can use, unless you are barely H-qualified to begin with.
  90. That's rich! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without the U.S. Linus would be packing herring or something and wouldn't have ever seen a computer, so he should quit whining and code. And as a non-citizen he has no right to congressional assistance for anything. Transmeta is obviously bribing that bitch.

    1. Re:That's rich! by vectro · · Score: 1

      Erhm, linus started writing linux while in finland. What makes you think there are no computers there? Are you so bigoted that you can't understand that there are other industrialized countries than the US?

  91. If you live in a free country, by DSCreat · · Score: 1

    why on earth would you want to live in US?
    I happen to work for an american company, and this american company holds all its engineering department in Israel, like oh, so many companies I know. The result: Israel is now a second Silicon Valley without all the mess and blown up price of living. The number of tech startups is second in the world after US (compare the geographic sizes).
    So I guess its nobody's loss but US's.

  92. Enough Small Talk, Let's DO Something by ca1v1n · · Score: 3

    Ok, people, we all know this sucks and all, and we'd hate to see Linus deported and blah, blah, blah.

    How about we do something about it? The legislature has the power to reform the system, but they won't do it if they think it's more important to be declaring a national standing-on-your-head-and-blowing-bubbles-out-your -ass day. Tell them about the problem. Yes, you red-blooded Americans who can or will soon be able to vote. Even you skilled immigrants who can not yet vote have some influence, since most politicians like to have friends with the tech crowd (people with money) and besides, you could be voting before too long if all this paperwork gets cleared, should you desire to become full citizens.

    Before you go running off spamming your local representatives, please remember a few things:

    1) Be polite.
    2) Write a real letter, don't expect hyperlinks to explain themselves, as a recent story on slashdot revealed that our Senators and Representatives may not be very adroit with e-mail, and they may be seeing it on paper. Or, if you can bring yourself to it, snd it snail-mail. They read those things.
    3) Don't dis the U.S. It won't be received kindly.

    Now, here are your links:

    To find and contact your Congressional district representative, go to http://www.house.gov/writerep/

    For a full list of Senators and their websites/e-mail addresses, go to http://www.senate.gov/contacting/index.c fm

    So let's stop standing on our heads, blowing bubbles out our asses, and help these people out.

    1. Re:Enough Small Talk, Let's DO Something by duplex · · Score: 1

      How about creating an immigration HOWTO? Simply collate the experiences different people had immigrating to various countries and put together as a reference for future employers/employess. I have a baggage of experience sorting my immigration status in the UK and currently planning to immigrate to Canada. Both countries have their own set of laws and people learn through their experience what works and what doesn't with the different immigration offices. This would be a brilliant guide for those wanting to move countries and for those trying to hire someone from abroad. How does everyone feel about it?

    2. Re:Enough Small Talk, Let's DO Something by VP · · Score: 1

      How about creating an immigration HOWTO?
      There are already quite a few resources on the web - many of them belong to lawyers. My favorite is Carl Shusterman's web site.
      One thing to remember is that personal experiences usually don't transfer to other people's circumstances. The immigration laws are sometimes so obscure that you either need a lot of free time, or a lawyer.

  93. Mexicans just HATE the INS by LoCoPuff · · Score: 1

    Oh please . . . . Mexicans have been dealing with the INS for the longest time . . . Who knows . . maybe Linus will see this INS thing and start a revolution/reform like he did with the OS market

    Just cause he's a famous amos . . he needs to wait in line too . . . I said IN LINE not ON LINE . . wake up pplz

    "My Ex-Girlfriend liked doing that, that's why I left my Ex-Girlfriend"

    1. Re:Mexicans just HATE the INS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      duh, cuz theyre all fucking illegals :P

  94. This will sound bad, but, I'm glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this sounds bad, but for all us U.S. natives - this long delay is good news. 'The Boss' has to do more to keep us happy.

  95. Natilie Portman.... She's a guy! OMG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  96. H1-B scam by crush · · Score: 1
    The whole H1-B thing coupled with the shortage/problem of getting green-cards is a scam to screw over foreign workers. H1-B allocations should be decreased and Green Cards increased. Being tied to your employer sucks and if we're buying into the global economy and free-flows of goods and services then why not free flows of labour too?

    All this is by way of saying that your idea, whilst an excellent one, will not be implemented because it ignores the real agenda - keeping wages down and profits up.

    1. Re:H1-B scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The whole H1-B thing coupled with the shortage/problem of getting green-cards is a scam to screw over foreign workers ... tied to your employer sucks

      I'll agree the green-card situation is rediculous; INS was only able to give-out 40,000 of the 140,000 available? What are all of the INS employees doing? I disagree strongly with your "tied to your employer sucks" part. INS looks-out for H1-B employees very well. They require that companies pay the aliens much more ("far above average market value"), than they do US citizens. I have have a 22 year-old, zero experience, employee who is making almost twice as much as the other people who are doing the same job. INS gave me an ultimatium that if I didn' pay her that amount, she would be given 10 days to get out of the country. So, what am I supposed to do? Let my $5K investment on legal fees to get the H1B for her go to waste and have her forced out of the country (to somewhere she hasn't been since she was 10 and she doesn't speak the language very well)? If anything, you should complain about H1B's being unfair to the average American worker, because by definition, they have to make less than an H1B alien.

  97. the math by e_lehman · · Score: 1
    • 29,000 INS employees
    • 240 working days per year
    • 40,000 green cards issued 1999
    • --> 1 green card per 129 employee-days

    Unfair, since INS has many obligations, but STILL.

  98. H1B workers are slaves. They just don't know it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    H1B workers are truly ar the mercy of the company they work for. They have to accept whatever pay they get and like it. Touch making ends meet? Too bad, because they have no options. They cannot ask for a raise because they have no bargaining power. The Boss has nothing to fear. An H1B worker won't quit and the boss knows this. If he quits it's like signing his own deportatio order. He doesn't even get time to look for a new job. He's gotta leave, NOW. Those are the rules that come with the Visa. And even if he did find another employer willing to hire him immediately, the employer still has to submit the necessary paperwork (does the gov't wotk fast? Hell no. It'll be a while). And no gurantees the gov't will approve. It's a whole new H1B lottery again for the worker. In fact, the process takes longer than he can legally remain in the country. It's lose lose lose for the worker if he quits. So he won't, no matter how bad it gets. This puts the boss in total control to work his H1B employees as hard as he likes for as little pay as he can legally get away with.

    Why would anyone want an H1B visa boggles the mind. Is this the life you seek in America?

  99. the unbelieveable /. by subliminal_boy · · Score: 1

    Well, after reading roughly 200 (mostly off-topic, pasty-troll, and a few sickening) comments, the time has come to set my threshold higher. Sadly, I will miss the occassional classy troll. But I will regain the portion of my brain that is lost each time I have to see something as gross as "dead/naked/petrified columbine students" The rabbit thing really pushed me over the edge *ralph*. But that is neither here nor there.

    Most of the (on topic) attitudes displayed here fall into one of two categories.

    1) Let foreigners in.
    2) Keep foreigners out.

    I'm fine with both. But the people espousing to keep them out respond with the old "taking jobs from americans" theme, which is not only old and tired, but patently fraudulent. I've worked in IT all of my adult life - I've even worked in a company that processes H1-B (and related) paperwork (please pardon the somewhat ugly nature of that site - the owner "redesigned it herself" after I left them). My experiences there and in the field have shown how difficult it is to get in the country in the first place (let alone have a shot a green card), and how false claims of lower pay for immigrants (generally) are. As a group, they are held to a higher standard with regard to ability, yet are treated (by the population in general) as scabs on the landscape. Yes, there are exceptions. But there are exceptions in every pay scale and market. Eventually, the market will turn, and many of "those people" will go back home. And then the market corrections will begin to affect americans much more dramatically than now - and who will we blame then? The Jews? Another old and tired theme.

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  100. Slavery alive and well in the US? by sbaker · · Score: 5

    I'm a British Citizen - and I was invited to come to the US - I didn't ask to come. The large defense company I work for couldn't find anyone in the US to do the job I do. Not at any money. I have an unusual skill set - and I'm very good at what I do.

    So, I negotiated a good salary - and flew over with my family, having been told that my Green Card would take between a year and eighteen months to arrive. That seemed pretty reasonable.

    To start with, my job was stimulating - but jobs change. Now, I find my work is stifling to my creativity and I need a change.

    I've been waiting for SIX YEARS for my Green Card - and as far as I can tell, it's still about a year away. I strongly suspect that my employer has deliberately dragged it's heels to string out the process.

    Meanwhile, I'm stuck in the same job - I can't get promoted - the company cannot change my job title because that would put the application process right back to square one.

    I'm still working for the exact same salary that I had the day I came here. My company has no incentive to give me a pay rise (even though they rate me 'exemplary' in my annual reviews) - because they KNOW I can't change jobs.

    I could go back home to England - but I have a house, two cars and my son (who was just three years old when we arrived) has now turned nine. He has (necessarily) been brought up as an American kid so he would fit in with US schools - and it would be grossly unfair to force him to change.

    This is why they call it 'GreenCard Jail'.

    The situation won't improve because Green Card
    prisoners don't have a vote - so there is little incentive for government to put money into fixing the problem.

    What is happening to me right now is (in effect) slavery. A slave who has enough to eat, a comfortable place to stay - and even a nice car - is still a slave. This is a matter of freedom - not pay.

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    www.sjbaker.org
    1. Re:Slavery alive and well in the US? by owillis · · Score: 1

      To equate your predicament with slavery is ridiculous. This is as bad as people who call the terrible dicatator of the month "The Next Hitler". It belies the evilness of the problem, and makes you sound silly.

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      OliverWillis.Com
      An Operative with an Agenda
    2. Re:Slavery alive and well in the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      6 years without a raise ?

      Think about what you just said.

      Of course you have the freedom to leave whenever you like.

      I believe it is a misconception that the H1-B ties you to your employer. I suggest you take some legal advice on this point.

      Finally, you could (presumably) work for a UK based company and simply return to the UK 4 times a year entering on the Visa waiver program.

      You seem to be casting yourself as a victim. You are not a victim. Take control of your life.

  101. Why I (personally) hate the INS by m.o · · Score: 1

    It's simple. I am actually here on a slightly different visa - refugee (don't ask me why, it's a long story). I can work anywhere I want, have no problems getting mortgage/car loan/even governmental scholarships, and I'm pretty sure I'll stay in this country for a long time. And I was supposed to get a green card a year after arriving here (people on a similar visa who came 3-4 years earlier did). However, I still haven't (it's been 3 years), and I get the same reply to all my inquiries "it's being processed."

    Why do I care? Because I f^**ing can not leave this country before I get the green card. More exactly, I can leave, but won't be able to re-enter; their idea is that if you're a refugee you are supposed to be poor, miserable, etc., and why would you ever want to leave this beautiful country? Well, I want to travel! I can't even go to Mexico or Canada or Bahamas. I couldn't go skiing to the Alps with my old friends, couldn't go to Germany to drink beer, or anywhere else. It sucks big time. Please, or please, give me my green card!!! I will hack code, stuff envelopes, bring you sandwiches, whatever you want - just let me be free!!.....

  102. I'm placing bets the INS uses WinNT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To bad that %25 increase in INS employees arent benifiting from an operating system that consumes %50 of thier time rebooting.

  103. Re:Send the aliens back by Detritus · · Score: 2

    You might not like it but there is a kernel of truth in his comments. The U.S. has a long history of setting immigration policy based on the needs of large companies. Just look at Pennsylvania where large numbers of immigrants were brought in to work in the mines and steel mills. The steel companies wanted docile workers who would work hard and cheap, and not get any funny ideas about labor unions. Their experience with American workers was that the American worker wanted higher pay and better working conditions, and was willing to go on strike to get them. In recent history, a similar situation developed with registered nurses, who traditionally were underpaid and treated like crap by most hospitals. When a nurse shortage developed, rather than increase pay and improve working conditions for nurses, the health care industry lobbied Congress to grant more visas to foreign nurses.

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  104. Confessions of a closet nationalist by copito · · Score: 4

    I'm all for INS reform and efficiency, but I'm not for open borders.

    Why's that? Because I'm a selfish bastard. In the US we enjoy a a high standard of living based on a morally repugnant history of extreme exploitation of human and natural resources and I'm not about to give it up by expanding the pie. During our expansion, we used cheap labor from wherever we could get it, especially immigrants to build infrastructure and manufacturing. As we enter an increasingly service economy, the need for such cheap labor to spur growth has diminished significantly. It is far more efficient in a global economy to exploit immigrants before they emigrate by building production facilities in their country of origin.

    What we still need in the US are highly skilled workers. I don't care where they come from and I don't care if they "take my job." Frankly there is no such thing as "taking my job", except perhaps in extremely highly specialized fields which are in decline anyway. H-1B is bad not because it takes away jobs but because it creates an artificial market where the worker is not free to persue the best salary in presumably the most productive position.

    Don't think of the US as a benefactor. We never have been an never will be. Think of the US as the Microsoft of the world. We have extreme monopoly powers which we exploit for phenomenal profits and control. Everybody hates us, even our "partners." We're living high on the hog now, but we'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes (except esr of course, since he has a gun).
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    1. Re:Confessions of a closet nationalist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That said it better than I ever could.

      One other thing that most of these posts have is an unspoken assumption that visa holders have a right to be here. Well, you don't. The US is playing nice because we can use you. At any time we like (until you get your card) we can kick you back out. That's the deal you signed up for when you came.

      And that is still a better deal than most other countries in the world offer immigrants.

      Personally I think the US should start deporting *everyone* and permit no immigration for a 2 year period -- just to remind the world that we're under no obligation whatsoever to let anyone in at all.

  105. A Modest Proposal by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    Just mix in the names of INS managers into the Green Card list. Make them have the risk of being deported if the applications are not handled in a timely manner.

    Of course the delays are probably due to the INS using Windows or some proprietary system written by the lowest bidder.

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    "Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
  106. Re:We need to pro... ARE YOU INSANE??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    average person who is on welfare is a WHITE person.

    How can you have an average on finite state system? its not like its a quantfiable number or somthing. I'll assume that as an ignorant mexican you ment most wellfare recipants are white. And I don't doubt that, as most americans are white. But there are More Mexicans on welfare per total mexicans then whites on wellfare as a persentage of whites.

  107. Re:Send the aliens back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The "labor shortage" is real, it's not something that the tech companies are just making up.

    You haven't looked for a job lately have you? If there is a labor shortage, then why do I have two degreed engineers sleeping on my couch in my house? Both of them spend 3 days a week traveling looking for jobs within a 4 hour drive from here, and the other 4 days per week working odd-jobs to get by. Well, there are a few technical jobs, but they're all dealing with Windows NT and/or AIX. My two friends (I'm proud of them) are holding-out for either Linux-related jobs at any pay or UNIX-related jobs where they can make good money (more than 20K/year). Hell, I've been looking for a Linux-related job on and off since December of 93, when the company I worked for decided they didn't need Linux drivers for their multiport serial boards (not a typo, I had a dream job ... 7(!) years ago I was working w/ Linux!). Other than a brief stint at NCR (closed their plant here), I haven't found anything since. There just aren't any Linux jobs where you can make 20K+/year. Well, I'm excluding ISP's. There's a large number of (very) small ISP's running Linux that always seem to need more manpower, but I haven't found one yet that can afford to pay much. I've done contract work for atleast 20 different ISP's, and I haven't collected from many of them. They can't afford much.

    Now, to the point ... I volunteer two nights per week at "social center" and (apparently, not by choice) I'm going to be helping lower-income and Spanish-speaking residents with their tax returns. I helped two maids (as cleans-up houses, brings their own cleaning materials, and charges per hour) with Green Cards with their taxes. Both of them made over $60K last year (sixty thousand US dollars, ~40 hours per week @ $30 per hour). It makes my wonder why me and my friends spent 4 to 6 years of hell in school in engineering. If there is a "[technical-skilled worker] labor shortage," then why are maids who barely speak English making more than twice what any of my friends with EE degrees make?

    H1B workers need to be paid a certain minimum.

    That's sad, but certainly true. I just had to hire someone who spoke Chinese and Vietnamese. I ended-up having to pay my new hire almost twice(!) as much, because INS said I had to pay her "a significant amount above market average." So, rather than paying someone locally $16K, I'm having to pay a 22 year old girl with zero experience $30K per year. It's ridiculous the way INS protects an immigrant's salary. I'm the US citizen, and they're requiring me to pay an outragious amount of money out of my pocket for the "privilege" of having someone work for me. Who are they looking out for? I had to put off buying furniture and a TV for my apartment (I think my wife hates me now...), because INS is making me give so much to someone on an H1B. With the almost $3K I've spent so far on legal fees, I've gotten screwed royally.

  108. Re:Send the aliens back by AME · · Score: 1
    The editorial in the February Dr. Dobbs Journal has some interesting things to say about this "labor shortage."

    In short, Jonathan Erickson disagrees with you and points to some fairly compelling evidence that the labor shortage is a hoax concocted by the industry so that it can favor cheaper college grads and foreign workers over retraining expensive midcareer professionals. The editorial also has some interesting insights into the probable long-term effects.

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    "I have a good idea why it's hard to verify programs. They're usually wrong." --Manuel Blum, FOCS 94
  109. Re:We need to protect our great nation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >gross perversion of our great country by foreigners

    People from Latin American tend to be far more traditional and family-oriented than we Americans.


    >Most young Mexicans, after being spoiled by our welfare system, resort to crime to feed their drug habits

    Mexicans are too busy trying to survive to be able to spend money on drugs. Many send money orders back home. It's people with disposable funds (nationality is irrelevant here) who are more likely to buy drugs. Get a clue.


    >schools in Mexico don't provide a proper education

    What is a 'proper' education? I've been in American, Mexican and German schools. Americans have virtually no discipline. I went to a graduation in Mexico (about age 16 age group) and they marched in the rain in formation, saluted their flag while standing at attention, and they all gave a speech to the assembly. I saw much more demand for respect, common courtesy and hard studying in the foreign schools than in most American schools.


    >most are freeloaders

    Then why be afraid to compete with Mexicans? Put your money where your mouth is. I challenge you to walk the talk.


    >All competing for the same jobs, some of whom have only been here to rape our Education system

    This is a laugh. It's American school administrators who 'rape' the American school system... Let private schools have a chance to educate poor students with vouchers. How about some competition! Entrenched interests prove they don't give a damn about children of the U.S. when they want to deny this kind of opportunity to poor children.


    >That we need to keep America for Americans.

    What is an American? Don't we espouse freedom? Isn't this a country of opportunity? If you aren't native Indian, YOU are a 'furriner'.

    There are problems, no argument there, but spouting a bunch of nonsense doesn't help the situation.


  110. I'm an illegal alien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 1988 I paid $500 for a Social Security card, which I used to get a California Driver's License. I've had four different jobs as an electronic engineer at the Silicon Valley since then. Last year, I moved to L.A. The ironic thing is, I wasn't an engineer when I left my native Hungary in 1988. I was just a technician. But, apparently, the average tech in Hungary got a better training than the engineer in the US, so I was never found out. Yeah, OK, Americans should worry about H1Bs. Americans are too lazy to win in a free market; they really need _some_ protectionism. Just like American blacks need "affirmative action".

    1. Re:I'm an illegal alien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother !

    2. Re:I'm an illegal alien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just opened a division in Budapest Hungary abut a year ago. Working with them I can honeslty say they have the same wonderful sense of right and wrong as you do. Along with the same massively inflated egotistical opinion of ones skills, which is obvious to everyone but themselves. Oh and that social security card?
      Just wait till they catch up to you with charges
      of identity theft. You will enjoy being on the
      "tail" end of some "affirmative action" as a prison bitch!

  111. Getting The Card Before You Come To America? by owillis · · Score: 1

    I don't understand. My grandparents and parents and numerous other folks I know from Jamaica applied for their Green Cards when they were still in Jamaica, then had no prob when they came here. Isn't that an option?

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    OliverWillis.Com
    An Operative with an Agenda
    1. Re:Getting The Card Before You Come To America? by CormacJ · · Score: 2

      I know many Irish people that have done the same. The problem seems to be processing those that come into America on company sponsored visas, but who then try to get a green card once they have been working in America for a bit.

      I'm going through a different process: My wife is American, but we are living in Ireland, and I'm trying to get an I-130 visa. Its a bit of a paperwork nightmare.

  112. Re:The truth behind Slashdot!?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulations. Of all the things I have visited on the Internet, your story is probably the sickest.

  113. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...why do I have two degreed engineers sleeping on my couch in my house?

    Because you are a sexual pervert?

  114. Oppressed Americas Against Swede Free Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We born and bred Americans are tired of seeing all those welfare lazy Swedish programmers stealing all of our prime American technology jobs, depressing our hard-earned poverty wages with floods of cheap to free labor. American companies should hire Americans, and serve America.

    Why does a large American corporation like Transmeta, on American soil, hire a Swede, when there are so many overworked underpaid unemployed American computer workers not getting jobs? You know why? Because those Swedes would work cheap! Many American corporations like Transmeta no longer cares about quality, but scourge the world for cheaper and cheaper computer labor, until they stumble upon all these Communist Free Sofware Programmers.

    A particular un-American Swede is one Linus Torvalds. How can a good old fashioned family man American programmer competes in wage warfare with a programmer who will program for free and give away his code for free? What has our great country come to? Have we turned communists? Have we turned socialists? What happens to the good-old-fashioned value of capitalism, the founding principle of our great nation? How are we supposed to support our family, the women who are only willing to marry us because we have computer jobs, when we have to compete against these communists free cheap Swede programmers?

    Please join us and volunteer to the great American cause : Hard-working Oppressed American Computer Workers Against Swede Free Code

    Thank you very much.


    1. Re:Oppressed Americas Against Swede Free Code by include · · Score: 1

      very funny, reads better if some of the facts are correct :-) Swede := Finn

      Oh er missus, is that pascal ? :-)

    2. Re:Oppressed Americas Against Swede Free Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May a thousand penguins dump foul excrement on you for such blasphemy, Canadian infidel!

    3. Re:Oppressed Americas Against Swede Free Code by vesa · · Score: 1
      very funny, reads better if some of the facts are correct :-) Swede := Finn

      Oh er missus, is that pascal ? :-)

      Normally definitelly not pascal, but in Linus case..?

      (Linus is from the Swedish-speaking minority in Finland...)

  115. Re:Transmeta has launched crusoe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right on man

  116. The Theory of Expanding Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My asshole doubles in size every two years. Eventually you will fall inside and be my Asshole Slave. You will have to lick the encrustulated feces from the inside of the asshole. Only when my asshole is clean enough to eat chili off of will I set you free. I just thought I should warn you so that you don't miss any doctors appointments or anything due to being trapped inside my ever-growing asshole. Thank you.

  117. You are SO WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALGERIA FOR THE ALGERIANS!!!!!

  118. What a crock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is wrong with governments? This kind of crap should take 10 min. It takes a year to get a test for a drivers licence here. It's just sad.

    We need to take over the world and fix the governments. I think our Ministry of Transportation could be replaced with a 100 line Perl script.

  119. Re:Send the aliens back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's unfortunate that companies try to get increased quotas so they can recruit aliens willing to work for low wages, at the expense of older, experienced American workers who have become "too expensive" in terms of wages and benefits.

    You have it backwards. Aliens with H1B visas are required to be paid much more than "market average." The INS is looking-out for the immigrents by guaranteeing them a good salary. Even if the aliens are willing to work for low wages, INS won't let the company hire them unless they are paid well. (I thought the INS worked for the people rather than against...) Also, an alien on an H1B is much less likely to be laid-off. After a company invests so much in legal fees, they tend to not want to throw the investment away. The two largest engineering firms around here recently had massive lay-offs, but both kept all of the aliens, including my wife. So, we have almost 200 civil & mechanical engineers with years of experience looking for jobs in a small area. They are jobless, not because (as you said) they were "too expensive," but because they didn't cost much to hire so they were expendable.

  120. Typical whiny US-bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd really like to see how easy it is for an American to get a visa to work in the countries that we're drawing tech workers from; I happen to know it's fairly difficult in the EC countries.

  121. Re:Send the aliens back by elflord · · Score: 1
    You haven't looked for a job lately have you? If there is a labor shortage, then why do I have two degreed engineers sleeping on my couch in my house?

    Let's put it this way -- those guys are a minority, and a small minority. Look at your unemployment stats. You hardly have high unemployment. I don't know how old they are, but I won't deny that ageism is rampant in the high tech industry. But that doesn't alter the fact that the US has low unemployment at the moment. BTW, I am surprised that they are having a hard time finding UNIX jobs paying more than 20K. I though most UNIX jobs paid more than that. Certainly, all the fortune 500 companies offer more than that.

    As for protecting the migrant's salary -- I think the repercussions of not doing so would be more severe. You could pay immigrants about half the going rate and many of them would take it rather than stay in China, India or Mexico simply because you're still giving them more than they'll get at home. The problem with this is it creates a disincentive for employers to hire American workers. I'd say the implications for American workers are a greater cause for concern than protecting immigrants wages ( esp since they are getting paid considerably more than they would in their countries of origin )

  122. Re:Send the aliens back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a clue... H1B immigrants are temporary. We are not talking about people that are asking for permanant citizenship.

  123. I like it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Immigrants are taking our jobs, so screw them. They should be happy that we even allowed them into our country. I mean this is seriously riduclous. We have millions of people living in the streets who can't afford jack crap, yet we import more mother f*ckers because they work for less. Bullsh*t. I can't wait until there is a revolution in this country for the hard working American to take back their country they so richly deserve.

    I say we charge people admission to get into our country, and make their taxes insanely high for 10 years, which begins the day they are admitted into our country. If they want to become an American citizen so bad, make them work for it, make them get on their hands and knees and BEG for it. Then, we should also limit them to jobs such as lawnkeeping, servants, fast food workers. Make them start from the bottom all over again. With the proposed tax we should be able to illiminate the debt, and with the proposed job plan, it will increase job security for all true Americans and teach the immigrants how much effort is required to earn a buck and make them realize how great this country is and how thankful they need to be that we even let them in. F*ck it, you know what I say close the gates.

    No more immigrants. We got enough people, screw them.

    Come on people, let's fight for this country and take it back.

  124. re:: jobs for immigrants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The "labor shortage" is real, it's not something that the tech companies are just making up. You haven't looked for a job lately have you? If there is a labor shortage, then why do I have two degreed engineers sleeping on my couch in my house? Both of them spend 3 days a week traveling looking for jobs within a 4 hour drive from here, and the other 4 days per week working odd-jobs to get by. Well, there are a few technical jobs, but they're all dealing with Windows NT and/or AIX. My two friends (I'm proud of them) are holding-out for either Linux-related jobs at any pay or UNIX-related jobs where they can make good money (more than 20K/year). Hell, I've been looking for a Linux-related job on and off since December of 93, when the company I worked for decided they didn't need Linux drivers for their multiport serial boards (not a typo, I had a dream job ... 7(!) years ago I was working w/ Linux!). Other than a brief stint at NCR (closed their plant here), I haven't found anything since. There just aren't any Linux jobs where you can make 20K+/year. Well, I'm excluding ISP's. There's a large number of (very) small ISP's running Linux that always seem to need more manpower, but I haven't found one yet that can afford to pay much. I've done contract work for atleast 20 different ISP's, and I haven't collected from many of them. They can't afford much.

    Now, to the point ... I volunteer two nights per week at "social center" and (apparently, not by choice) I'm going to be helping lower-income and Spanish-speaking residents with their tax returns. I helped two maids (as cleans-up houses, brings their own cleaning materials, and charges per hour) with Green Cards with their taxes. Both of them made over $60K last year (sixty thousand US dollars, ~40 hours per week @ $30 per hour). It makes my wonder why me and my friends spent 4 to 6 years of hell in school in engineering. If there is a "[technical-skilled worker] labor shortage," then why are maids who barely speak English making more than twice what any of my friends with EE degrees make? H1B workers need to be paid a certain minimum. That's sad, but certainly true. I just had to hire someone who spoke Chinese and Vietnamese. I ended-up having to pay my new hire almost twice(!) as much, because INS said I had to pay her "a significant amount above market average." So, rather than paying someone locally $16K, I'm having to pay a 22 year old girl with zero experience $30K per year. It's ridiculous the way INS protects an immigrant's salary. I'm the US citizen, and they're requiring me to pay an outragious amount of money out of my pocket for the "privilege" of

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  125. Re:Send the aliens back by elflord · · Score: 1
    Where can one find the "compelling evidence" ? I disagree with the argument that the labor shortage is a "hoax". Low unemployment is equivalent to a labor shortage -- it is indicative of a low supply of job seekers.

    I don't necessarily disagree with arguments that ageism is a problem in the high tech industry. But I think that even if they gave every midcareer professional a job, they'd still run into similar problems with labor shortages. The problem is that they won't hire anyone over 40 even if you put a gun to their head. Blaming the immigrants is nothing but a cheap copout, and ignores the real problems.

  126. it's all a stinkin' mess by small_dick · · Score: 1

    I'm glad Linus is here, but the whole techno visa thing is a sham. It's disruptive to the people who come to the US under a shadow, and takes smart people from the homeland.

    I think the whole H1 visa thing should be illegal, and we should just let a certain number of people in as Americans each year, but no targeting.

    You get Drs., lawyers, politicians, Janitors, etc. in the same percentage as the donor country.

    That way, programmers wouldn't feel threatened, and the new arrivals can stay and be Americans right from the get go.

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  127. Semantic Nazi by copito · · Score: 2

    Fine, call it indentured servitude.
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  128. Marrying a US citizen isn't that fast by copito · · Score: 2

    It's 2 1/2 years and counting here, but at least the immigrant can work (if not travel) during the application process.
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    1. Re:Marrying a US citizen isn't that fast by Chang · · Score: 1

      My spouse has also been waiting 2 1/2 years (since June '97)

      After having been through the INS process, I have to say I have a new found respect for the IRS.

      By the way, the marriage visa (at least the first one) is just a routine question thing with both people in the room. The do videotape it, but it's no big deal. The don't put you in separate rooms and they don't ask about toothbrush color.

    2. Re:Marrying a US citizen isn't that fast by ckd · · Score: 2
      After having been through the INS process, I have to say I have a new found respect for the IRS.

      There's one thing to remember about the INS. It is the only government agency that knows that you can't vote, which of course means that you can't write your Congressman. Even the fairly unpopular IRS has that holding them back.

    3. Re:Marrying a US citizen isn't that fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can travel, but to do so you need to pay the INS 500 bucks for a "travel permit" and you can travel abroad for a year. just don't forget your paperwork when you go, or they won't let you back in...

  129. let them eat cake by kuma · · Score: 1

    boy, i am going to feel the heat for this, but there are great fucking universities in china, too... great engineering jobs to be had the world over and plenty of american engineers (who may not be able to spell, but do understand how a toaster works) who need jobs *here*.

    the whole visa processing situation is sad, and "professional" immigrants are taken advantage of, but where does it say we owe anybody *anything*? especially when these people are more technically capable than the majority of people who post here.

    how many people on this forum are "professionals"? seems odd to me that there should be much empathy for immigrants who earn more than your garden variety hacker.

    just keep this in perspective, "lives ruined", oh please, many of these fucking people should go home and make a real contribution to their nations and the world--let's reserve some sympathy for people who flee oppression or are needlessly separated from their families by idiotic ins red-tape. kuma

  130. Re:Send the aliens back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Nice editorial. In it, Erickson writes, ``Companies aren't looking for "good programmers" -- they're looking for Visual Basic, or Java, or ColdFusion, or whatever programmers.'' I think he has it correct. For a living, I export data from legacy (the word we use, even if the system isn't old...doesn't really make sense, but that's compsci for you) systems, and I have to work with a lot of different home-built crap. Even after years of doing it, I'm still amazed at how many companies try to get away with spending $15-20K/year on an idiot to write software to control the company's data, whether it be in Progress, Quick Basic, FoxPro, Access (God help them), Visual Basic, Delphi, etc.. The idiot wasn't hired to program, they were hired for something else and just got thrown into programming. The trend seems to be, "get something to show my boss, I don't care if it's crap." My job is to "integrate" their crap with my company's machine monitoring system. None of the companies I've dealt with over the past seven years have had a "real programmer" (someone who, for example, can tell you what O(ln N) means or how to use a Makefile) on staff. Think about that. I've dealt with three different Fortune 500 manufacturing companies who didn't have a single programmer on staff. Think about that. The average slashdot reader (well, maybe not the trolls) probably has more programming skill than any of the companies I've dealt with. In two of the cases, they sent mid-level managers to FoxPro programming classes at a local tech school. A manager (has other duties and probably doesn't want the job) is the one responsible for scheduling production, keeping-up with repair parts, keeping-up with production, and keeping-up with inventory. In one case, the manager had me write a dummy "status" screen in FoxPro, so he could still keep-up with 5K different loom repair parts in a ledger. Scary. I'm in the unfortunate position of having to listen to their VP's and CEO's bitch and moan about "not being able to find a good programmer, there's a shortage" when they don't even try to find one at all. In every case, they shove the task on whoever happens to be there. Whether or not there is a shortage, most companies never notice, because they simply don't even try.

    To all the slashdotters still in school, I'm sure you have a positive view of the way businesses handle their data. You imagine yourself in the future sitting at a desk controlling a database of items to be sold, incoming raw materials, etc. and massaging data to help a company make money. It's not like that. If you're smart enough to program, then you wouldn't be in that position. Some mid-level manager is doing it with his own inadequate tools or by hand. At this time, corporate data management is a dirty business that is being done "just well enough" rather than done well.

  131. Re:I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long.. by copito · · Score: 1

    Sure, like you could do that.
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  132. No easy answers.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Like most complex situations, there is a lot of gray here....

    H1-B Visas are defined as "Non-Immigrant temporary work visas". They were created, and are openly documented as being for, temporary employee resources with no intention of permanent residence.
    I am in the process of hiring an H1-B candidate right now. The intent of the H1-B is made very clear in the paperwork. Yet, we see all kinds of horror stories about "my H1-B running out, but noone has given me permanent residence".

    The extreme delays for green cards is another issue completely. I have had several friends go through this process, and it is terribly long and cumbersome.

    As for the Visa vs US workers, I used to work in the US Automotive industry (in systems) and now work for a relatively small silicon valley company. The difference is night & day between how the automotive companies train and develop employees vs the SV companies.

    The autos operate with a long term commitment to their employees, and will educate current employees to fill needs.

    It may or may not be realistic for a nimble SV startup to train people and still be competitive. But, the reality is that they don't. If you don't already have 90% of the skills needed for a job, you're not considered.

    Anyone have input on how US immigration compares to other countries? Japan, Germany, England?

  133. Old World, New World, Third World by drivers · · Score: 1

    I always figured "third world" was after "Old World" and "New World." But then I guess they aren't disjoint sets after all.

    Main Entry: Old World
    Function: noun
    Date: circa 1596
    : the eastern hemisphere exclusive of Australia; specifically : Europe

    Main Entry: New World
    Function: noun
    Date: 1555
    : WESTERN HEMISPHERE; especially : the continental landmass of No. and So. America

    Main Entry: third world
    Function: noun
    Usage: often capitalized T&W
    Etymology: translation of French tiers monde
    Date: 1963
    1 : a group of nations especially in Africa and Asia not aligned with either the Communist or the non-Communist blocs
    2 : an aggregate of minority groups within a larger predominant culture
    3 : the aggregate of the underdeveloped nations of the world

  134. Re:Send the aliens back by copito · · Score: 2

    Wait a second. There are jobs, but your friends don't want them, because they don't just want a job. They want a job in a particular subfield in a particular place.

    That doesn't sound like a job shortage, but a brains shortage. If your friends are any good they can move from a place with bad prospects to a place with good prospects. Or they can take a real but unsatisfying job and look for a better one on the side, like the rest of humanity does.

    then why are maids who barely speak English making more than twice what any of my friends with EE degrees make?
    Because they work in a place that needs them doing a job that needs to be done. The lesson. Learn a skill set that is needed in a part of the country that needs it.

    And by the way, what was your point. You complain about a job shortage, then complain that you "had" to hire an immigrant for too much to fill a position. Well, which is it. Are immigrants bad because they take your jobs or bad because they cost too much when you can't find an American to fill your job.
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  135. They fought a war over this once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the fault of the INS. There are two perfectly good things we could do, but instead we have come up with a totally evil compromise which the INS must enforce. Sometimes the compromise between two good things is bad!

    1) Allow anybody to work here, regardless of citizenship.

    2) Only allow non-citizens to work here if they are applying for citizenship.


    So they made an ugly compromise! And now even Linus is stuck in the INS's miserable system! He's not a free worker, he is not allowed to quit his job, and what do we call somebody who is not legally allowed to quit their job?

    Starts with the letter "S". I'll give you a hint - it's the worst possible thing for a free people, both economically and morally, to have.

  136. Re:I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can't become an american citizen till you have your permanent residency. so, no green card, no citizenship.

  137. Canada: The Alternative by Kazuo · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Canada might be a good alternative to go to. They don't have strange laws against encryption products either (OpenBSD is developed in Canada).


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    1. Re:Canada: The Alternative by duplex · · Score: 1
      I think so. I think Canada is going to be the next land of opportunity. The extensive immigration programme that Canada managed to set up (read about it here). The country actively seeks specialists from various industries to build the strength of its economy. Even though it is still considered by economists to be poorer than its southern neighbour it's prospects are simply outstanding.

      Canada's GDP growth rate last year was over 4% which is unheard of in most developed countries (EU berely struggles to get the balance positive in this respect). The overall economy is reliant on highly talented workforce which results in product output that's described as highly processed (service/information/high tech manufacturing) as opposed to economies that are heavily dependent on export of unprocessed goods. Canada was rated the top country to live in for the fifth consecutive year.

      Looking purely at the paycheques doesn't give a whole picture of what life's like in a particular country. the Additional issues that one must consider are:

      • Prices - very important as it determines the true worth of your wages (eg. UK has relatively high salaries but very high prices make it a mere 17th richest population in the world)
      • Housing - basically some countries don't have enough land to provide everyone with spacious housing. In those countries detached houses cost extra because the price of plots is ridiculous (think Belgium).
      • Crime rate - this factor is important not only as statistical data but one has to look at what type of crime is most common. Consider this: UK's most frequent one is car theft, in Poland it is robbery but they have similar crime levels and similar detection rates.
      • Culture - this is often underestimated by potential immigrants but it's hugely important. Someone who feels right at home in Italy will probably find the reserved British culture completely alien to them. It is important to choose the country that feels right to you. An extended visit or a temporary stay is crucial. Othewise people end up being frustrated and feel rejected as they have hard time integrating into the new society.

      Only after all these factors are considered should one decide where and whether at all they want to migrate. To me Canada sound like an ideal place to live (although I'm Polish) but I know that many people prefer to migrate to other countries. Actually I'm not sure why the US is so sought after by prospective immigrants. If you consider _all_ the factors I mentioned on the top of a paycheck the US looks no more attractive than any other developed country.

  138. Re:Send the aliens back by AME · · Score: 1
    Where can one find the "compelling evidence" ?

    Well, the definition of "compelling evidence" is subjective, so what I find compelling you may not. The editorial itself was merely commentary, but there were a number of references to URLs which contained a wealth of data (which I found compelling).

    I disagree with the argument that the labor shortage is a "hoax".

    You are free to do so. What data do you provide to support your position? "Unemployment figures" is a bit too vague.

    Low unemployment is equivalent to a labor shortage -- it is indicative of a low supply of job seekers.

    But it's only one indicator. And it's too broad a category. Unemployment can be very low even though the number of "unemployed MS-degreed computer scientists, age 35-50" is very high. Consider that an individual who has taken a temporary job outside his intended field while looking for an appropriate position is not considered unemployed.

    In general, unemployment is only one part of a very big statistical picture. And statistics frequently don't tell the whole truth.

    If there is such a dramatic shortage of workers, companies wouldn't be disregarding all but the most stellar resumes. Perhaps this isn't the case for young college grads, but for those of us in our thirties who are trying to find a decent job that will support a family is a real challenge. This is one of the reasons that I'm presently starting my own business.

    Blaming the immigrants is nothing but a cheap copout, and ignores the real problems.

    I don't recall making the assertion that immigrants were to blame. The editorial doesn't say that either. It's just something that I read recently and thought was topical to the current thread.

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  139. Like pulling teeth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The visa process isn't that bad I thought. Mine took 6 months from application to the part I got my passport stamped for moving to San Diego. Then, when it expired, the INS allowed us an extra 60 days at the end, just had to ask. I think the INS is right to take it carefully, my homeland is being invaded by illegal immigrants, and people working illegally. Reading about the US bashing some people are talking about, well, I'd tell those guilty to wise up, America is a bloody great place to live..take me back!!

  140. Re:: jobs for immigrants by vectro · · Score: 1
    Dude, I don't know what kind of crack you're on but I want some.

    The day I graduated from high school I was offered a job at an ISP at $25 an hour; they wanted me to postpone college and work for them at $75k. There is a severe labor shortage out here in the SF bay area.

  141. Destructive Immigration by wp14 · · Score: 1

    Polls show that the vast majority of Americans want legal immigration reduced and illegal immigration stopped. I wonder why our government has taken no action to stem the flow of third-world minorities, a flow that is now so great that it literally transforming our nation in a way that ordinary Americans find frightening and disturbing.

    In fact, why does the U.S. Congress actually promote immigration, legal and illegal, against all reason? Our nation, already mired in debt, cannot productively employ our existing population and must create non-productive taxpayer-supported "service" jobs to absorb the surplus labor we now have.

    With rare exception, the immigrant, legal or illegal, from a third world area is fleeing, not political persecution, but economic deprivation as a direct result of indiscriminate breeding and its consequence, over-population, in quasi-feudalistic societies steeped in ignorance and authoritarian religious dogma. Decades of experience has shown that many of these immigrants and their numerous offspring end up as drains on one or more of the myriad Liberal-sponsored county, state, and federal give-away programs. Not satisfied with our bounty, they have leisure to turn to violence and jam our law enforcement, judicial, and prison systems. All of this is paid for by confiscatory taxing of a diminishing number of mostly White, legitimate U.S. citizens productively employed in the private sector.

    Why do Congress and federal bureaucrats ignore, when considering the illegal immigrant, our statutes that require a legal immigrant to be conversant with our history and our institutions, guarantee that he will not require support from any federal or state program for a minimum of five years, be in good health, and have a working knowledge of English? Why this special status for the illegal - and now, even the legal immigrant as long as he is a member of a so-called minority? (This word "minority" is wildly inappropriate, you know, when you consider that persons of European descent constitute only about 12% of the world's population!)

    And why, when a foreign woman gives birth in the U.S., is she not sent back to Mexico - or wherever she may belong - with her infant? Born in the U.S., the infant is by a quirk of the law a U.S. citizen. His mother is not. The courts have held that simply having received hospital delivery care in the United States at U.S. taxpayer expense, does not bestow upon the mother a right to U.S. citizenship. She must return to wherever she belongs and, since a minor child should not be separated from its mother, the court has held that the infant must go with her. When the child has reached his majority at the age of 21 years, only then may he return legally. But this deliberately hidden aspect of the law is not enforced.

    By the way, the word "Hispanic" to designate these illegal immigrants from Mexico and Central America is really a misnomer. "Hispanic" literally means "from Spain," and only a very few of these illegal immigrants are of European Spanish descent. Most of them are mestizos, meaning part European and part Indian. Their special-interest organization is even called La Raza, which means "the race," expressing their racial solidarity as mestizos.

    For decades, it has been no secret that a mestizo Mexican female will cross the border surreptitiously or on a tourist visa, ostensibly for a day of "shopping," when she knows delivery of her pregnancy is imminent. Within hours, she is in a U.S. hospital giving birth to her little U.S. citizen, courtesy of the U.S. taxpayer. Almost certainly, the mother, often a child herself, has had no prenatal care and her pregnancy is at high risk. If there should be problems, there is no shortage of hungry lawyers waiting to pounce on the delivering physician and hospital with law suits regardless of merit. Such an infant is more likely to require care in an Intensive Care Nursery where costs routinely are measured in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. In California, Los Angeles County alone spends millions of dollars for the care of illegal aliens.

    Hospital Discharge Planning acquaints the new mother with all the taxpayer-supported programs ready to help her and her little one. More often than not, Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) has not been notified of her illegal status. Even if INS were notified, political pressures from leftist church groups, the previously mentioned La Raza group, and various mestizo activist groups would force the INS to keep a strictly hands-off position. Our new mother fades into the populace, untraced and untracable - just one more of a vast and ever-growing brown multitude.

    Almost immediately, she has obtained a Social Security card for herself and for her new baby. Shortly thereafter, she is on welfare, living in government-subsidized housing, and receiving the benefits of Food Stamps, the WIC (Women, Infants, and Children) Program, and Medicaid. She has sent for her four to six older children - or siblings - her "husband," and, having learned of the Supplemental Security Income Program (SSI), her "disabled" parents and grandparents. Smiling to themselves, they settle down to a life of ease and luxury such as they have never known. A little later, having come to realize the unbelievably stupid leniency of their new host nation, she and her extended family begin to complain loudly of the injustices of U.S. society. By now, they have learned that the open display of the contempt they have long felt for the "gringo" brings not anger and retribution, but obsequious groveling from their "caseworker."

    In a classic example of split thinking, they clamor that their native language and cultural mores should be officially designated as national "alternatives," while they complain that they are not accepted by the dominant White culture.

    Meanwhile, their older children have found their place in society, joined a gang, and become deeply involved in lucrative criminal activities they would not have dared attempt in their homeland. Their arrogant contempt grows for a system of law enforcement that, compared to the feared, often lethal, justice of their native country, is laughably lenient and totally ineffective in dealing with them. We Americans have yet to learn the lesson that the penalty must fit the criminal, not the crime.

    You might call this an extreme example - but it is not at all uncommon in modern America as Congress and the federal and state bureaucracies dance to the tune of multiculturalism and the New World Order that is being imposed on an uninformed and unconsulted American people.

    By what right does a judge, solely on his own, decide that a boatload of Haitians - or whomever - rescued from a watery grave by the brave men of the U.S. Coast Guard, should be considered for U.S. citizenship rather than repatriated or left to the mercies of the sea? Is not the act of rescue itself sufficient demonstration of our humane good will? Must we allow a single man who calls himself a judge to second-guess the majority of our citizens? What loopholes allow him and the racially-motivated Jewish and Liberal groups and their money-hungry lawyers to circumvent reason, logic, and our laws and determine that these obviously economically-motivated emigres are really political refugees? Why does Congress allow a judge to transgress the interests of those taxpayers who support him and allow him to flaunt the laws of this nation which he is supposed to uphold? When our nation was vibrant and forthright in support of the interests of its own, such behavior by a public servant would not have been tolerated. But a few years ago our imperial Congress flew in the face of the well-being of its constituents and passed an immigration amnesty act that forgave most illegal immigrants their crime and guaranteed that even greater numbers would cross our border illegally.

    Now that Congress has demonstrated its abject lack of integrity by having granted amnesty to countless illegals who have verified their fitness to become US citizens by having avoided our law enforcement institutions for a few years, millions more are now emboldened to break our laws. They now know that there exists a foolishly generous nation where a criminal must spend only a short time as a fugitive to have his crime forgiven with no greater penalty for being caught before he qualifies for amnesty, than the necessity to begin over again. When he achieves this goal not only is his crime forgiven - even if suspected - but he is rewarded beyond his greatest dreams. He is instantly eligible for the multitude of federal, state, and local give-away programs that are denied to those here legally. His cornucopia is overflowing, particularly when he learns that, for a few dollars, he need not even exist as a fugitive. He can purchase illegally the papers necessary to qualify immediately, with little likelihood that he will be discovered. For all this, there is a small risk. He risks neither life nor incarceration: If he fails this time, he but needs to try again - and again - and again.

    The billions that constitute the surplus population of Africa, the Caribbean, Central America, and Asia have been given the signal that America is a rich land ripe for conquest, that its citizens are prevented from stopping the invasion by their own government. And they are coming, by land and by sea and by air, they are coming.

    These invaders are breaking our laws. They are committing a crime against the United States - against you and me. Under our truly ineffective Liberal laws, they are committing only a misdemeanor. In many other countries of the world, they would be shot the instant they trespassed. Those who aid them, whether by giving them work or sanctuary, are also criminals. They have committed a felony. But the long-term harm such felons do to the future of our nation far outweighs the penalties our laws could exact, were they enforced. Why do we let them get away with it?

    One reason is psychological intimidation and Liberal brainwashing. We are always hearing the cry "we are all immigrants - and the statue of Liberty proclaims our open door to the world's poor and oppressed." Such claims ignore the fact that the Statue of Liberty was never intended to symbolize such a thing - it was entitled "Liberty Enlightening the World" and was a gift from one European people (France) to another. More importantly, such claims misapply the past to a very different present. The immigrants of the last century were nearly all Europeans and were assimilated to our culture and institutions quickly and they proved their mettle by hard work by which they built our Western Civilization across a nearly empty wilderness. The character of the immigrants has changed - and so has America. No longer able to absorb millions on a frontier, we are unable even to provide jobs and homes for even those that are already here.

    Another argument made by both Liberals and Conservatives to excuse these crimes is that without illegal immigrants, crops would rot on the ground and garments would go unsewn. A more ridiculous argument cannot be imagined. With unemployment statistics in the multiple millions - and with many more Americans not listed in the figures because they have given up looking for work - and with factories closing down every day as more and more companies, encouraged by our internationalist rulers, move their production to the third world, it is absurd to suggest that we do not have enough American hands to do the work that must be done. What is not laughable, however, is the fact that so many disloyal businessmen would rather pay a Mexican peon slave wages to do the work than pay a living wage to an American, the law notwithstanding. When justice comes to America such businessmen will be given a fair trial.

    It is also said that these illegal immigrants bring their cultures and add "richness" and "diversity" to our society. We might, however, question whether or not we really need what they bring of their "culture." Have we not enough of whatever "richness" they might provide now? Have the Liberals who push this "diversity" line of argument ever told us just how much "diversity" is needed or when we will finally have enough diversity, and when third world immigration can therefore stop? Have we not enough of ignorance, crime, filth, disease, hatred, and irresponsible breeding right now? It is a fact of chilling import that these illegals are not only flowing by the multiple millions across our southern border, but are now reproducing at a rate well in excess of nine times the rate of ordinary White Americans. And they are bringing a true "diversity" of diseases - diseases that had been virtually eliminated from America - with them. These are diseases which we often no longer have the familiarity or the means to diagnose and treat: measles, syphilis, gonorrhea resistant to treatment, chlamydia, all manner of parasites, and now AIDS and a terrible drug-resistant strain of tuberculosis. We must protect our children! And we must jealously guard and be proud of the civilization which we of European descent have built in America at the cost of so much labor, and so much blood. It has given the world the most freedom and the greatest discoveries the world has ever known. It must not be adulterated.

    Already our standard of living has declined. This is a warning sign. Our fall to the status of a Third World nation is assured unless we take immediate steps to clean up the corruption in our government and close our borders.

    I wonder what might be the reasons that our elected representatives have for being so signally unrepresentative of Americans. Could it be that they have a fear of either alienating or no longer enlarging certain "minority" voting blocs? Is it possible that our politicians rely upon an uninformed, easily manipulated, illiterate electorate of legal and illegal "minorities" to tip the voting balance in their favor? Is it possible that politicians would betray the principles upon which this nation was founded just so they can spend a few more years at the bountiful Federal feeding trough? Or are they merely well-rewarded puppets of the scheming internationalists who want to erode our national identity so they can erect their one-world government on America's corpse? Or all of the above? Perish the thought.

    Visit the National Alliance and start working to rebuild America.

    1. Re:Destructive Immigration by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

      Brought to you by the Random White Supremist Diatribe Generator!

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  142. I know a dozen of americans who want to live here by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    In Paris. Let me tell you something -- the process can be as fun here as with INS. At least, there is a big difference, and it's not in the law, but an american isn't likely to be thrown away if his/her visa expires (I have a good friend who's been working / staying in France illegally for 8 years) even if caught by the police, whereas the opposite does not seem to be true.

    France is a REALLY bureaucratic country (kafkaian in a way), OTOH maybe you just don't get as much screwed if everything is not 100% allright unlike in the US. There is no such lawyer frenzy here, that's why.

  143. Not to be inflamatory, but... by trims · · Score: 1

    Realistically, the emphasis for the INS should be on citizenship, and not on Green Cards.

    I have lots of friends here with Green Cards (and a few with H1-Bs), but look at the bigger picture here for everyone:

    • H1-B visa are temporary work permits. They allow you to come to the US for a specific amount of time (4-6 years, depending on the exact specifics of the visa), and contain rather severe restrictions on the type of work you do here. You need to have a sponoring company to get one. At the end, you HAVE to leave.
    • "Green Cards" are permanent resident visas. You get most of the benefits of citizenship (with a couple of major caveauts - no voting, tendency of politicians to use you as scapegoats, etc..), but are still the citizen of another country. You get to live here indefinately, and have no work restrictions.
    • Citizenship is exactly that - you are indistinguishable from a "native-born" American.

    The thing here is this: in the long run, it is by far in the best interests of the US to have all immigrants get Citizenship, and none get Green Cards. Fundamentally, H1-Bs and Green Cards are exporting the knowledge/expertise that such people gain back to their original country. The US has maintained it's economic lead primarily by skimming the best of the intellectuals from other countries via immigration.

    Face it, the US is primarily an idea factory nowdays - we think up stuff, and other people make it (not everything, but the major engine of the US economy is Intellectual Property). So, we need to keep "stealing" the bright people from other countries. H1-Bs and Green Cards are bad for this, since they don't keep the knowledge here. Citizenship, on the other hand, keeps the knowledge in the US, and thus our competative advantage.

    Fundamentally, the H1-Bs should be "come here for 5 years, then either get your citizenship, or you have to leave (and can't get another H1-B ever)", while Green Cards should be few and far between. Instead, the path to Citizenship should be made as easy as possible, and open to virtually anyone on some kind of a temporary visa (except of course tourist ones). Realistically, it makes no sense to let large numbers of people into this country if you have no intention of making them productive citizens.

    We need to be keeping all these people!

    -Erik
    (And, honestly, whomever thought of the "same number of people per country" quotas was a total moron.)

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    1. Re:Not to be inflamatory, but... by aallan · · Score: 1

      Fundamentally, H1-Bs and Green Cards are exporting the knowledge/expertise that such people gain back to their original country. The US has maintained it's economic lead primarily by skimming the best of the intellectuals from other countries via immigration.

      I disagree, certainly in the high tech or scientific fields you've got it back to front, the US is taking advantage of skills and experience drained from abroad. In the UK there is still talk about the "brain drain" to the US, especially in the health care field. We spend lots of money training nurses for the NHS, and a considerable number of them immediately pack their bags and go abroad. Why? Because you guys value their skills more and are willing to pay them what their worth. None the less your still benefiting from the years of training (and money) spent on them in the UK. I don't think you've got anything to moan about.

      Al.
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  144. Re:Send the aliens back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bull. Just went on my first few interviews. Three interviews - three $75K++ starting salary offers. Oh yeah, I AM a foreigner. As well as more than HALF the people in my current lab. And it does not look like they is a line of "skilled american workers" for my position. Guess 10 years in college/grad school was too boring for them...

  145. Third world by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    The expression was coined by sociologist Alfred Sauvy, after the pre-revolutionary french division of the state in three parts: the aristocrats, the church, and the third state -- all the other people, you could'nt even call them citizen. When the revolution came, the third state, that is to say, 99% of the people, slaughtered (and rightly so) the 2 first states.

  146. Be glad that you're doing well by Zico · · Score: 2

    Otherwise some friendly Brazilian police officer might've murdered you and your young "urchin" friends on the streets some night. I love Brazilian women, culture, and soccer (Hey, just look at my name! ;) ), but you guys really do need to clean up some problems which those other countries you mentioned don't have to deal with. I still hope to make it down to Carnival sometime soon.

    Cheers,
    ZicoKnows@hotmail.com

  147. US Citizens aren't duals by Monty+Worm · · Score: 1
    >... the US has strange and/or callous laws about dual citizenship

    I hold dual citizenships, in the country of my birth, and in a country where my parents held citizenship (they later nationalised to the country of my birth). One of these countries is in the European Community.

    Having two passports can make travelling overseas much easier. Just as a Nth American passport gives you ability to walk to Canada and back, many countries have "open-border" style agreements with neighbours for citizens (eg: EU, Australia+NZ).

    AFAIK the US law (along with some other countries) says: If you're a US citizen you are only a US citizen. I'm sure you'll all understand if I find this a little restrictive. I'm sure Mr Torvalds wants to continue to be Finnish.

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  148. Re:Send the aliens back by Axe · · Score: 1

    If these people were to return to their home country on completion of their research, the US would, in effect, have paid for the education of someone with very return for the American economy I would not say so. Having worked for 6 years for an RA/TA stipend of ~20K a year (well another 20 tuition but that's from one University pocket to another) I would say I was worth the money spent. Grad students are cheap and rather qualified labor. Half the students on my department where non-US, and would not say they had ANY advantage being admitted. Consequently, starting salary at $85K I just got did not look like a terrible undercutting of some "true citizen".. have not seen a lot of them competing...

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  149. Re:H1B workers are slaves. They just don't know it by Axe · · Score: 1

    Because that as little pay as he can legally get away with is about 85,000 / 200 = 425 times what I would be making bak home ??

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  150. Labor shortage by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    There is a IT worker labor shortage all over Europe as well. Those who deny it in the US and attribute it to tech company's greed are silly -- after all, those company could easily delocalize.

  151. The bashing goes both ways by ikluft · · Score: 1
    The simplest answer just has to do with Human nature. Except in extreme cases, most people are proud of the country they were born in and will tolerate a lot from it. The cliche "home is where the heart is" sums it up pretty well - and for some people anywhere else just isn't home.

    So what if we hear US-bashing from residents of other countries? That hopefully makes you feel equally as ill as when Americans bash immigrants. It all comes down to people having a lack of tolerance for other people, cultures and countries who aren't like themselves. No country has a monopoly on that problem.

    I'm a native of California and the Bay Area, which seems to put me in the tiniest of minorities here in Silicon Valley, where most people are at least from out of state. ;-) But my parents are naturalized US citizens (from Western Europe and South America) so having relatives overseas has helped provide exposure to and tolerance for different cultures than my own.

    So, my suggestions... In cases of simple Slashdot comments, you can just ignore the bashing whichever direction it goes - it's going to happen and this forum allows them to state their opinions. But if you hear it in person, give 'em some peer pressure, "You ought to get out more often. Meet some people who aren't just like you." Hopefully they might learn something from the experience.

    If they can't find people different from themselves in their home town, they surely can find them on the Internet. No excuses any more...

  152. IT Labor Shortage in Europe by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    So I guess Mr Jonathan Erickson has a nice explanation for the fact that there is a IT labor shortage in Europe, as all the newspapers make headlines about it, as I'm called out of nowhere (and I'm not even looking for a job!) by startups ... so Mr. Erickson???

  153. Dangers of a Salaried Bureaucracy. by threaded · · Score: 1
    Benjamin Franklin said some things about this in his speech Dangers of a Salaried Bureaucracy delivered during the Constitutional Convention of 1787.

    The upside is that such organizations always have as their main aim the consolidation of their own position. Whenever this aim clashes with others, the bureaucracy sacrifices the purpose rather than jeopardize its own privileges. Hence it will less and less serve the purpose to which it was founded, eventually becoming redundant.

    1. Re:Dangers of a Salaried Bureaucracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree ! nicely stated - and as for the final words from the INS official - give us the staff and we will clear it in 60 days - given the inordinate number of HI TECH professionals in the log jam - you would think a 'government help fund' would be started up to finance 'contract labor' to assist FOC to the GOV ...if thats what it takes...

  154. Isn't this somewhat archaic? by David+A.+Madore · · Score: 2

    Aren't we supposed to live in a century where the physical stuff, the Real World and all that, are no longer of importance? Isn't information supposed to be the key to everything?

    In other words, why do ``young and highly skilled engineers'' need to immigrate so as to be employed? Can't they work cozily from their homes in some distant part of the world, while their employers are in the States - or nowhere, as it may be, because why would a company need a physical place of residence?

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    1. Re:Isn't this somewhat archaic? by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      If you are in Romania and Romtelecom has a monopoly until minimum 2002 and E-1's (europe equivalent of T-1 but slightly wider pipe) cost $8500/month you can bet that you are going to have a harder time attracting job offers. The reason that people want to escape these countries is the same now as 100 years ago. The local legal system blows chunks, the taxes are too high, and it's better in the US.

      DB

    2. Re:Isn't this somewhat archaic? by David+A.+Madore · · Score: 2

      As I said, I just made a little mistake by one century. :-(

  155. Exporting knowledge is good by Roblimo · · Score: 3

    I have no problem with people coming to the U.S. from other countries either for education or to work, then going "back home."

    Example: Abi, journalist I know from Nigeria, came to the U.S. and worked his way through a PhD in Mass Communications driving a cab. Now he's back home, infested with our American ideals - which may be flawed but still have a lot of good in them - and he is *not* going to put up with a corrupt military dictatorship.

    Think of Abi and others like him as a human version of GNU-style "viral marketing." Think of the Chinese government telling its citizens that life under the Chinese system of government is better than life under the American system while thousands of Chinese who have studied or worked in the U.S. busily say otherwise based on first-hand knowledge.

    Think of the Indians who have lived in the U.S. and go home with ideas of how things can be done differently in their country and work for change, not necessarily to make India into a clone of the U.S., but to incorporate the best of both cultures into something new and potentially better than either of the originals.

    Mexico? Legal or illegal, a Mexican immigrant who sends money home is helping to raise the standard of living in his home village or barrio to the point where, someday, his sons or grandsons won't have any reason to go to the U.S. to earn a decent wage.

    I am not saying I don't want people from Mexico or China or Egypt (or Finland) to be frozen out of U.S. citizenship, just that the ones who stay here for a while, then go "home," are also worthwhile. If nothing else, they are likely to be better friends of the U.S. than their neighbors who have never worked and lived here.

    - Robin

    1. Re:Exporting knowledge is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Think of the Chinese government telling its citizens that life under the Chinese system of government is better than life under the American system while thousands of Chinese who have studied or worked in the U.S. busily say otherwise based on first-hand knowledge.

      Gee, if sending Chinese folks back is such a good idea, then why did GHW Bush grant automatic "green cards" to nearly 100,000 Chinese students in 1989?
  156. N400 Citizenship -- I worked on the project... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm posting this anonymously, and without some details, so that my identity will be kept secret. I hope that this information will help people understand why the INS is so backlogged.

    Background: The primary INS form to become an U.S. citizen is called the N400. In various processing centers throughout the U.S. (Vermont, California, Texas, Nebraska...), the INS will look over the form and decide which way the applicant will go. This is a time consuming process, and requires many background security checks.

    Last year I worked on the project used to process the Citizenship forms. It was called CLAIMS4 and was run by EDS under subcontract to the INS.

    While there were some very impressive people working on the project, both on INS' and EDS' sides, there were many problems as well.

    EDS management did a decient job, though in a few cases a couple middle and project managers should have been replaced. The front-line DBAs and programmers were very good, overall. Other techs and managers were of varying quality, for example the IT team had about 1/3 top notch techs that basically tried to keep the other 2/3 from screwing anything up.

    EDS Upper management did a good job at everything *EXCEPT* customer management; at that task, I'd give them an F for being kiss-asses. Many problems on the project came from this attitude, under the guise of pleasing the customer and keeping the project funded.

    While the INS has many good and dedicated employees, thier management gets no praise.

    Much of the time, INS management made poor decisions that caused critical problems later on. They didn't listen, wanted things in knee-jerk fashon on a regular basis, and basically didn't understand how large data processing projects work. The main failure they had was not getting thier front-line people in as early as possible. Because of that, the system didn't do what they needed and the backlog of N400s only grew larger.

    A second major problem caused by INS management was that they didn't manage money well...causing about 1/2 of the sub contractors to be let go before the CLAIMS 4 project was in full production. Needless to say, this caused many problems and added delays.

    Part of these problems were caused by Congress. Every couple months, some Congressmen or another would push the INS to change direction. Because the INS is a beurocracy, it doesn't react well to change. Also, any coding changes on the contractor side would have to be renegotiated.

  157. If you live in PA you can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order to get a drivers license in PA, you need a proper SSN, not a (I)TIN - The state officials will give you a letter for you to supply to the dept of state to get them to give your spouse a SSN.

  158. I'm thinking so more and more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a H1B in the US and looking at the INS and the rest of the mess, I'm thinking that the great white north is more attractive that I initially thought.

  159. It's not all hell... by spiney · · Score: 1

    Just a little something to show it's not all bad...

    I am a UK citizen, and spent 3 years in Canada as a landed immigrant (almost identical to Green Card status from what I understand). I came to the US towards the end of 1998 on an H1-B on a salary in the $70k's. During the next year we:
    - bought a house with a mortgage
    - got a 10% rise
    - got a 5 year car loan
    - changed jobs for a *substantial* pay rise, on a new (or transferred, I'm not quite sure what the actual process is) H1-B
    - sold the first house
    - bought another house (again with a mortgage)
    - got a 3 year car lease

    My current company is actively working on a Reduction In Recruitment filing for me, which should speed up the Green Card process a bit. I have the best part of five years left on my H1-B, and am reasonably confident I'll get a Green Card in time.

    If you work for good companies, for people of good character with whom you build trust *before* signing, then you will get treated like any other employee. I have never knowingly come across any instance of "discrimination" against my status. In the industry I am in companies cannot afford to do anything to upset their good people, as the shortage of labour is particularly intense.

    I can imagine most of the problems are in the "pure" programming arena, where people's skills age much more quickly, there is more local talent available, and it may seem cheaper to the company to write up a new H1-B and get rid of the current job holder by dragging it's corporate feet on the Green Card process. That way they get someone whose skills are up to date without investing in training and Green Card lawyer's fees. This is of course a false economy, but the bean-counters don't always get that...

    As far as quick citizenship goes, for me it is no solution. A Green Card gives me all I need, i.e. right to reside, right to change jobs, etc. As things stand, I have no intention to retire in the US. If I took US citizenship I would have to give up my UK citizenship, as dual nationality is not allowed. This would make it more difficult for me to return to the UK at a future date. In Canada we would have been allowed dual nationality, but the cold and the taxes got to me before I applied!

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  160. H1B Visas Harmful in the long run? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    I think it's great that the US can offer so many good jobs to highly trained people - but I wonder if the importation of these folks has a harmful effect on the US educational system.

    Clearly there is a shortfall of technically trained people in IT in the US. But rather than addressing the problem by increasing funding and wages in the US to attract its own citizens to these jobs, we have the importation of citizens of other countries to the US. The result is increasing demand for sound technical education abroad, and a decreased demand relative to the needs of the relevant indigenous economies..

    Long term this must have deleterious affects on the US educational system, and ultimately the US economy. It may also do little good for the countries losing their best to emigration to the US..



  161. The other way around by Scarabaeus · · Score: 1

    My wife is a US citizen, and it took us a mere 2 hours at the foreigners office in Berlin, Germany, to get her a 3-year-permit-to-stay (and work). And after these 3 years, it can be extended to an unlimited permit-to-stay without problems.

    And Germany is no 3rd world country, as you might know. And not so small either. We have about 30% of the US population on less than 4% the area, wich is a good example against the theory, the US is "full".

    1. Re:The other way around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget, Germany has one of the most efficient bureaucracies I've ever encountered. As a "Diplomatic Brat", I've had the privilege to experience quite a few countries on my parents' coattails. Germany is by far my favorite, and if I had any way I could go live there as a diplomat, I'd pack my bags in a flash. But somehow, living in Germany on a non-diplomatic passport, with non-diplomatic wages doesn't quite cut it. (At least not for me - I'm not white, and although I am in NO way insinuating that Germany is "racist", I have, in my embassy, seen some horrible cases of violence against foreign nationals of my country - I wouldn't risk it.)
      Perhaps the US should look to Germany for a how-to-run-the-INS-and-other-bureaucratic-services ?

    2. Re:The other way around by Scarabaeus · · Score: 1

      Well, thanks for the compliments on our bureaucracy, but it is still a buraeucracy and evil by definition. Everything that numbers human beings without looking at the personality is evil.

      And let me assure you, that there are racisct "dendencies" amongst the people (especially the stupid ones) in germany. They have leared to live with the turkish and persian people here, but dark skin or asian people can have a really hard time. Not with real attacks or so, but just the way they are being looked at on the street, little things like that.

      That's a problem in most countries, everything that's not "normal", that looks "strange" is looked at rather sceptical.

      And the US bureaucracy works in most parts, the INS is only so slow by concept. The whole system is set up in a way that it leaves applicant in it's "mill" for years. This way they try to scare away immigrants.

  162. "Send the aliens back" !?!?!?!?!? by el_guapo · · Score: 1

    Did someone actually SAY this??? I looked for the original post, but could only find responses. Isn't America a country of aliens? Hell, a little over 200 years ago, there WASN'T an America. I think America is a great country (US Vet here), but I also think we're a bit snooty for the new kid on the block....

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  163. Re:FOREIGNERS GO HOME! by cvillopillil · · Score: 1

    You have the IQ of an ape. No, sorry. That's an exaggeration. You have the IQ of a turnip

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  164. My little horror story as a Canadian by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    A year and a half back, I, living in Canada, got a job offer from an American company which doubled my salaray (and, being not Canada, halved my taxes ;-) They said that all I needed was a TN1 visa; get it at the border, takes twenty minutes. The joys of free trade, neh? One catch: this visa REQUIRES a 4 year bachleorate or higher, or 10 years experiance. Now, I don't know about you, but I dropped out of my second year of college, in computer programmer/analyst, because there were too many job offers to pass up. So I had this mealy faced, huge forearmed guy tell me that because I had no university degree, that I didn't know how to do this job. It didn't matter to him that this company had gone outside of the fricking country to find a qualified applicant; his word was law. To argue with him was to risk permanant censure. So I languished for a month or two, and the company finally put me into a Candian company they'd very recently bought out, and I thought I'd just wait a year and get the L1 inter-company transfer visa. Amusing story part two: At this candian subsidiary, a co-worker was trying to get to California to do some Sales Engineering at a partner meeting, and got turned away at the border by the same INS official! He sat in the waiting area with Shaun Majumder, famed comic from Atlantic Canada. And any who doubt my skills, three weeks after I started (which means one week out of product training) I was on a plane to Korea to do a week long on-site, where we fixed each and every problem they had with Solaris, Oracle, web and application servers. Yay me. :-) Moral of story: I'm actually glad I didn't make it, but it was really really fucked up to require a university degree of somebody in a field that changes so fast that, quite honestly, static education doesn't matter. I was learning COBOL, for christ's sakes.

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  165. Welcome to the Machine by Dan+Yocum · · Score: 1
    My lovely Polish wife has been in the INS "machine" for nearly 5 years, due in part to our moving in the middle of the process. We originally applied in for her citizenship in '94 or '95 after we got married. Then we moved back to Chicago in '96 and had her paperwork transfered to the station here. That was the last we heard from them until we stood in their damn line in Nov '97 only to be told, "Oh, it's on somebodies desk. You should be getting a call for an interview soon." Well, it's now '00 and we haven't gotten any call.


    I'm writing to my congressman - hey, that's Hastert, the Speaker of the House. Heh heh heh.

  166. Re:Send the aliens back by swb · · Score: 1

    The editorial is correct; many companies are looking for people with highly specific skills with particular products. I suspect that the rationale is that the pace of business doesn't favor a two or three year timeline for IT projects. Hardware and software systems these projects are based on are obsolete or abandoned by their vendors in that timeframe, and the business process these days is focused solely on "what can we do to our stock in the next six months" not "what can we do to provide long-term growth".

    I've long thought that the whole H1B visa / IT talent "shortage" was total BS. If IT workers are so valuable to the business process these days, then it should make sense to hire, and train if necessary, candidates -- including the high salaries and benefits it takes to create a stable team.

    I think the problem is that in many companies there is a corporate culture that says that IT workers belong in the basement and shouldn't make more than $X. As technology grows increasingly important and the demand for workers increases, the IT salaries start to become greater than the traditional center of corporate money/power, the marketing department and I think this is a major cultural problem for many companies.

    The better companies will recognize this and cultivate the skills the IT people need to be broader leaders in the company. The lesser companies will continue to assume that marketing is evertying, will suppress IT salaries and careers, and will seek H1B visas to help dilute the salary pool.

    IT people also need to realize that just as the marketing dept. is myopic about the role of marketing, it's important not to develop techno-myopia and assume that technology is the only thing that matters.

  167. McCain is the goon Working for more H1-Bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McCain is the jerk sponsoring unlimited H1-Bs. Bill Gates wants him to do it.

  168. 21 Years !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where'd you get that from? It may be 21 years before you can drink but your a citizen from birth if your born here.

  169. NOT TRUE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Opponents of massive immigration are not the ones making it hard. The proponents, i.e. the lawyers, want to make it complicated so that they are "needed" to assist in the overly complicated process. I am anti-big time immigration. I'd like to see only small numbers of qualified people come in. I do not beleive in targeting one industry; i.e. high tech, for special treatment as is the case with H1-B visas. The overwhelming majority of Americans oppose the H1-B visa program.

  170. I see clearly now by guran · · Score: 1
    This is an attempt by Microsoft to have Linus deported to a third-world country with no electricity!

    Ah! so that is why he went into the crusoe project!

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  171. wtf: couldn't find anyone in the US to do the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never seen a labor shortage in the United States; especially in high tech. Just some some clown wants his lawn mowed and only wants to pay two dollars doesn't mean there is a "labor shortage". There is no shortage of high tech labor, especially with the internet. There is a shortage of competent management to direct the labor that is available. Buck up, Mr. Gates, and stop relying on importing indentured servants. American college kids, retrainable American workers, and older high tech folk deserve those jobs.

  172. You wouldn't even bat a crusty eyelash by slapshot · · Score: 1

    if Linus' name wasn't mentioned...

  173. Even Worse by MissionControl · · Score: 1

    As a 21-year-year-old American-born citizen who has lived in one place my entire life (except for living in a dorm at college) and never done anything illegal (except for driving over the speed limit!), I don't understand why my security clearance for work at one of the mega-aerospace firms has not yet come through after *over a year*. Backgrounds don't get much simpler than mine. In my experience, "6 months" would be an optimistic estimate of the backlog.

  174. Whose fault? Look in the mirror. by hey! · · Score: 2

    It's all well and good to make a bird's eye kind of economic analysis, but you also have to look down at ground level to really see what's going on. I wouldn't be to quick to dismiss the effect of the quality of leadership at the polticial level and political appointee level. And that's our responsibility, not something we should lay down and take because it is inevitable according to economic theory.

    If you start from the premise that you must fail, you will. That is the secret of being an entrepreneur -- to believe that you can do something even if it is hard, and maybe the odds are against you. I don't mean that government spending is inherently good -- there's incredible waste in government. On the other hand it is coupled with incredible shortages in vital areas. I even met one government lab employee who risked his life handling dangerous infectious agents because the people at the political level decided it was too expensive to get him the necessary vaccines. He resented this, but he kept at it because he felt the work he did saved lives. It wasn't some abstract, impersonal economic force that did this; some human being whom we elected decided the life of a dedicated employee protecting the public health wasn't worth 10K$.

    Government can do better, but not if we don't support the folks who actually do the job, not if we don't participate in elections, not if we elect people who pander to us, and certainly not if we don't hold our elected and high appointed officials to account. As the stockholders in a company, you wouldn't vote for a board that spends money wastefully, nor would you vote for a board that believed waste and failure is the inevitable result of trying to get anythig done. Why should your standards for government be different?

    If you think this green card issue is important, call your congressman; if he doesn't respond, participate and contribute to political campaigns of people who will do better.

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  175. H1-B VISAs need to go! by BitMan · · Score: 1

    And I am speaking to you as an American of half a dozen generations, working as an engineer at a semiconductor design and technology firm. H-1B VISAs do nothing to so-call "protect" American jobs ... in fact, they make it worse for us.

    Why? Because H-1B VISAs allow companies to abuse foreigners for employment, make them work 20 years at the same job for half the pay under the threat of a VISA revoke. Thus, American workers suffer as they are either replaced, or have to accept less competitive salaries.

    And even with the so-called "no loophole" new VISA laws, 50% of American companies still abuse them.

    Now it is rarer at companies where it is hard to find talented people. I work at one of them, Theseus Logic, Linus does at another, Transmeta, Synopsys is probably in the same boat, etc... The people we are trying to find are hard to find, because of the level of education and narrow experience involved.

    But there are plenty of companies that have more commodity talents and employment. In such cases, these companies abusing the whole system. There have been quite a number (in the tens of thousands) of Americans laid off at various companies. From Internet startups to IT consultant firms, these companies, who were never supposed to get their hands of H-1B VISA cannidates, are doing just that! Very said given that there are plenty of 35+ year olds with more experience, but are constantly age discriminated against (among other reasons and age groups).

    If we would let skilled engineers freely into this country, "real" engineers (not IT professionals, that is different), they would demand the same pay as Americans. They would work the same time at a company (~3-4 years) before moving. They would, essentially, act just like Amercian engineers. But would improve our future outlook since they contribute to the overall greatness of the US (let alone they teach their kids to speak English, which seems to matter so some people ;-).

    With H-1B VISAs, half of Amercian companies, usually those not directly engineering or R&D related, abuse the system. They hold these immigrants to half the pay, and 20 years of employment. Very sad. Very sad indeed. And now VISA laws will ever protect them from it either.

    My $0.02 ...

    -- Bryan "TheBS" Smith

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  176. Oh, no. Now you've done it. by hawk · · Score: 2


    By mid afternoon, Gore's office will be in full swing:

    "Check out this statement. Pull out the checklist."

    "Attributed to Gore. Check."
    "As dumb as anything Qualye said. Check."
    "No reasonable person would take it seriously. Check."
    "The boss is dumb enough to have said it. Check."

    "OK, it adds up. Full scale PR blitz to defend it."

    *sigh* I wish I *really* believed they didn't to this in the office of the Father of the Internet, banner of the internal combustion engine, believer of Bill, . . .

  177. Oh come on... by nstrug · · Score: 2
    You always have the choice to work in the UK and indeed in any of the 14 other EU nations. And don't use your son as an excuse not to move back - my father moved from Argentina to the UK aged 8 to escape the Perons and I myself shuttled between Canada, France and the UK as a kid. Never did us any harm and it probably does kids good to experience different education systems.

    If you want to return to Europe, do so. If you want to stay in the US - deal with it but don't try and make yourself out as a victim. Houses and cars can be sold and children moved to different school systems - it's not that big of a deal.

    Nick

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  178. Re:I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not quite true...
    been here for 7.5 years straight and counting...

    1 year J1 --> 5 year F1 --> 3 year H1B (halfway through it)

    The green card application has been filed and who know when it will get granted. I do have the option to renew the H1B for another three years, then go through other visas I guess.

  179. INS fubar, H1-B a racket by Wansu · · Score: 1

    Our immigration laws are a mess because of too many conflicting interests tugging on the system, each wanting this or that provision, ad infinitum. H1-Bs are nothing more than a way to ensure cheap labor. H1-Bs are indentured workers and therefore cheaper workers than they would be as green card holders or citizens. Industry lobbied for this in the name of competitiveness. They knew lots of foreign nationals would jump at the chance to come to the US if they dangled the prospect of a green card in front of them. Now, it seems there's too much stick and not enough carrot. The whole thing has become rotten to the core and there will be scandals a plenty. The Reddy case is only the tip of the iceberg.

    As for spouses having to jump through so many hoops, that is the flip side of the coin. We let Castro dump his prisons and crazy houses on us. We let Haitians in because they claim to be refugees. But when someone comes over from Finland or Ireland, they are subjected to much more scutiny. Go figure.

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  180. Re:Send the aliens back by jlplas · · Score: 1

    First of all, I do not wish to imply that graduate students are not well worth their money. I know how little money they make. Let me rephrase my orginal statement by saying that students who return immediately upon finishing their studies have not realized their full potential for American Economy

    By getting paid four times more now than you did as an RA/TA you show that the full potential can be considerably higher...

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  181. Labor shortage is bogus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is *no* labor shortage. I have jobs: cleaning my house. Pay: 5 cents an hour. No takers? Labor Shortage! Horsefeathers! American companies should pay market rates for work, not import indentured servants to supress labor rates.

    1. Re:Labor shortage is bogus. by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      Whatever. The thing is, the average salary, for a given profile (same diploma, same experience, same field) increases of at least 10% a year, if not more.

  182. Sounds Familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the same problems, although I had it much differently that I was married to an American Citizen, not that it made any difference I still had to wait almost two years to get my Green Card.

  183. H1B victims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One more related story - http://www.h1bvictims.com/, but I am afraid their site is not working right now, possible because they were forced to shut it down (?). To make long story short, about 30 software engineers from India who worked at an Air Force Base in Texas were arrested and spent a day behind the bars only because their employer (a consulting company) failed to do the INS paperwork properly (people were working 300 miles from the place that was listed in their visa approvals). All the Indians who were working on the site including pergnant women were handcuffed like criminals in fron of their collegues and driven in a detentention center. BTW, they arrested Green Card holders too, so even with the GC you are not safe. Later some of them were released and some of them were released for $5000 bail. Now the engineers are facing threat of deportation. This incident shows very clearly that human rights in this country exist only for citizens. I guess the best idea for skilled workers is to make the money here, get the experience and move to a good country like Canada, which really welkomes immigrants. I believe that if we move away the US will loose more than we will.

  184. Re:I hate to say it, but if the delay is so long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For crying out loud if you want to stay here so bad become a citizen. Maybe there is something I'm missing here, and maybe the US has strange and/or callous laws about dual citizenship, but I still fail to see the sense in having permanent residence in the US and not being a citizen? ---- The sense is that we get to work here without being a fellow citizen to an idiot like you.

  185. Re:wtf: couldn't find anyone in the US to do the j by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no shortage of high tech labor, especially with the internet. --- Why is that U.S. citizens seems to be the minority in every masters degree and PhD Computer Science program in the country. There's shortage of competent U.S. citizens to do high tech labor.

  186. It's about money. by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

    Yep, you can work from your cozy home in Finland.

    or you can move to the valley and rake in tons of $$$$. Most companies haven't warmed up to the idea of full-time wide-area telecommuniting yet.

    So, despite that "information wants to be free", people also want to be free of financial burden.


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  187. That is not why they are being hired... by CrAzYaL · · Score: 1
    I agree they are very skilled.

    I disagree that they are being hired solely on that basis.

    When I worked at Intel and other high tech firms (including the one I am currently at) it was (and is) common practice to import a worker from say, India, force them into a 3-5 year commitment, and then recieve 1/2 to 1/3 the monetary compensation that domestic workers typically enjoy.

    They can't look for a new job. They must stay with the company that "imported" them.

    Oh yeah, and they don't get raises.

    This is not a new practice, and it does happen. When I had to hire a new team member for a project I was heading up, a headhunter actually went so far as to say to me, "An indian worker will be less expensive, have more training, and will work long hours for no extra compensation!"

    This, to me, is a great tragedy. All of the foreign born people with whom I have worked were very talented, but were still getting shafted.
    Now, I don't have any employment related problems (Still can't get laid... but...:) I have a great job. And I have great Indian, Asian, Russian, and American co workers. It still infuriates me that this happens.>p> --Alex

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  188. Funny post... by Dastardly · · Score: 1

    Let's see you want to put money in the hands of corporations, but you are mirroring DeCSS. Isn't that a little contradictory. :-)

    Dastardly

  189. Re:H1-B scam This is Your own Doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazing how people side-step responsibility! You don't seem to see your own role in trying to pull a fast one on the INS. You thought you could get away with putting any salary you wanted to impress the INS.

  190. Adjustment of status charges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try $305 (a little over 1 year ago) from a student visa to a permanent resident status. That does not include the hours spent waiting... Or the money spent on over half a dozen photos... Or the fee for the sets of fingerprints...

  191. Sites for DH1B indentured servants :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firstly, I'm currently on a H1B :-( Been here three years, originally from the UK, and have had enough of the INS. I'm currently filing for Canada. I wonder how much the INS has cost America both in IQ and in $? http://www.isn.org/ tires to explain the situation and give advice. http://www.vancouver-bc.com/CoulterImmigrationLawy er/ the firm handling my Canadian legal work.

  192. Re:: jobs for immigrants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... $25 an hour ... $75k [/year]. There is a severe labor shortage out here in the SF bay area.

    I'm not convinced a labor shortage created opportunity for you to make $25/hour. I think there are two other major factors. One is the cost of living. Where I live, I can rent a 2 bedroom apartment in a safe area for $400 per month, and I used to pay $2000 per month in Sunnyvale for something much smaller. Second, The ISP's in your area probably make much more money. Telco and bandwidth costs in the valley are much cheaper than they are in most other areas of the US. Also, the population density and deeper market pentration help greatly. The ISP's I've dealt with (all within about 200 miles) barely scrape by. With $2K/month for a T1, 2.5K/month for 46 phone lines (2 PRI's), $800/month dial-up equipment rental, plus office expenses, you're easily looking at 7K per month in costs. With those 46 lines, you can usually get 6 customers per line (lower ratio, because the statistics don't work in your favor, look into erlangs) at $19.95 per month, you have 5.5K per month of income. If you're lucky, you can make enough off of web hosting so that you're not losing money. There is no way in hell a small ISP around here could scrape together $75K/year for an employee.

  193. Re:Send the aliens back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You complain about a job shortage, then complain that you "had" to hire an immigrant for too much to fill a position.

    I "had" to hire someone who could speak both flawless Chinese and good Vietnamese. There aren't many US citizens around here that can speak one, and an increasingly smaller number that can speak both. I tried. In my town's newspaper, I advertised for 5 weeks, and here there are almost 4 unemployeed people looking for a job for every job in the classifieds (I have no idea if that's high or low, but the NY Times wrote that so I believe it's true). Usually, I get swamped with responses. In this case, I only had one response. I didn't have much choice, and then INS "throws salt in the wound" by requiring me to pay her a large amount.

  194. Re:wtf: couldn't find anyone in the US to do the j by linux+slacker · · Score: 1
    Of course there's a high-tech labour shortage in the U.S. There are many jobs I'm qualified for in the U.S. (I'm Canadian) that I can't apply for on jobs boards because they require permanent residency / U.S. citizenship.

    The really amusing part is that these same jobs with the same contact information keep coming around, and around every few days ... because they have no one to fill them.

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  195. Re:No more "Melting Pot." AKA: A You piece of shit by FPhlyer · · Score: 1

    First, I don't take kindly to being termed a "Troll". Thank you very much.

    Second, check this web site out for information on the case in question: http://www.injusticeline.com/mohd.html.

    Third, I am NOT part of the "Anti-Americanism" crowd on slashdot. I am a patriot, a disabled veteran, and a "conservative" voter.

    Fourth, The United States, like any other nation, at times commits grevious acts, like the imprisonment faced by Mohd. It's a fact.

    Fifth, I can't believe that your lame, insubstantiated comment was moderated up to a 2. Another case of poor slashdot moderation.

    And sixth, you are a piece of shit.

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  196. Labor shortage is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon...I don't know where you live in the US(which definitely is a factor in terms of "labor shortages") but I'm a manager in Manhattan and have to hire these people. I've interviewed 16 people over the last few weeks to fill various technical positions. Of those 16, three were not immigrants. Of those three, one was good enough to do the job, and I have three positions to fill. If I couldn't hire these foreigners I'd be screwed. I don't have time to hold out for native US people and I'm glad I don't have to.

    I'm an immigrant too, and I get several unsolicited job offers a month from desperate companies who need to fill tech positions with competent employees. And I don't work cheap, regardless of what the folks on here seem to think about foreign tech employees. And...all the immigrants who were worth hiring here wanted higher salaries than the US folks I interviewed...this is all anecdotal, of course, but this definitely seems to be the situation in the NY/SF/Silicon Valley areas.

    The thing is, I *WANT* to hire native US people, mostly because their communication skills are better - or, more accurately, they can speak english more clearly and have larger english vocabularies. I have a hard time understanding certain thick accents and would prefer to work with people who can speak english more clearly. However, a lot of the time I end up hiring people with lousy english skills because they have the exact technical skills and experience I need.

    Here's another (kind of unrelated) observation of mine that may or may not be true overall: a lot of people from the poorer countries overseas have better than average technical skills because they had to make do with really shitty equipment, and as a result learned how to do more with less resources. I love these people. And a lot of these countries have better educational systems than the US does (which isn't saying much). It makes hiring foreign devil-dogs really attractive. To repeat - IT ISN'T BECAUSE THEY WORK FOR LESS MONEY THAN AMERICANS. If they are available to hire and have better skills than americans I'm going to hire them, if possible.

    So, that's my take. I'm obviously biased because of my dirty foreign origins, and I am definitely not an expert on the relationship between employment and immigration. Take with grain of salt. What it all boils down to is that I don't believe in hiring someone because they are american if they have less skill than a competing foreigner who has legally entered the US of A. Most (if not all) of the american managers I work with would agree.



  197. Re:Most Chinese are disloyal spies by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

    Kung Pao Chicken and Crab Rangoon can make up for a lot of shortcomings, in my book.

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  198. The Nazi Menace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    People need to wake up and see that the biggest threat to America and the American way of life is the threat of American Nazis. These are the people committing the majority of terrorist attacks against American citizens, these are the people who want to overturn our very government and replace it with a totalitarian one.

    I suggest all decent Americans need to arm themselves, thank God for the Second Amendment, and prepare for the coming battles. This summer, Nazis shot at random people and children. It is also no coincidence that Columbine occured on Hitler's birthday. Yet where is the outrage at these people? Why are they and their friends in Congress not subjected to the same stigmatization in the media as "geek kids" and "goth kids?"

    These people are not going to disappear simply because we wish them away, the government must be forced into action! I hereby propose an anti-hate crime enforcement agency with a budget similar to the ATF or the FBI, an agency with the sole purpose on bearing down on these organizations and exposing the squirmy, evil vermin that reside inside. Who will join me in this? Imagine if one day the Nazi's had to fear the same kind of persecution that many other Americans are forced to suffer.

    Until then, remember, they would not hesitate to shoot you, burn your house down and murder you, whether you are a minority or not. No, even "Aryans" aren't safe from this menace, unless they tow the insane party line. Time Nazism was once and for all tossed on the ash-heap of history. The post-Columbine hysteria was cunningly manipulated by the Nazis, we need to turn it back on them. No Nazi should ever feel safe in his own home, or walking down a US street. They should feel the same fear they try to inflict on others! The war with Germany ended because the Nazis were defeated, but the war against Nazism itself should not end until the movement's back is broken and its adherents are imprisoned or dead.

    Oh, and someone please moderate Captain Nazi here down. (wp14? I get the "wp" stands for white power, but what's the 14 for? Must be some Nazi thing I never studied.)

  199. Sod it. Go North. by beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    I've danced the H1B and now the green card dance for a few years. I'm happy with the money I'm making, but as someone here said it's about freedom, not money. I've had enough of being anyone's indentured servant, highly paid or not. So I filed for Canadian permanent residency a couple of months ago, and we'll see how it goes. At the very least, having the option makes it easier to live with the crap the INS and my employer (consular processing? don't do that, it's scaaary - yeah, for you you SOBs cause I'd be a free agent a few years earlier) are throwing at me.

    So, two points for fellow H1B victims:
    - Investigate Canada
    - Check out consular processing as an alternative to the adjustment of status hell.

    Besides, there are cool employers outside the Silicon Valley :-)

  200. dual citizenship IS allowed on the US side by beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    I am not a lawyer. However if you have a second citizenship through birth (I assume you're a UK citizen by birth) then when you become a US citizen you don't have to give up UK citizenship. I don't know anything about the UK side though, but from what I've seen from friends who have dual UK/* citizenship it doesn't seem to be an issue.

  201. The article calls him a software architect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but bill gates is a software architect too! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KNOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSs yah

  202. Sorry you don't get out more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a Canadian, and God Bless America. I have two outstanding job offers, one in L.A., the other in N.Y.C., and I have absolutely no desire to live in the U.S.A. despite a marriage proposal, friends and relations (my branch of the family moved north in 1905). Xenophobia doesn't look good on you and degrades many great achievements in American history. Try travelling more, both inside and outside your country and learn a little about others, as you may want to get down on your knees and thank God for all the contributions to America made by first generation immigrants yesterday and today.