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Man Arrested For Enigma Theft

OwenF writes: "Well, the coppers have picked up some 50-year-old for stealing the enigma decoder. He's already out on bail, and they're still looking for a woman seen driving a red car at the museum. Very 'international superthief' type caper, if you ask me. Where's 007 when you need him?" I think it's clear to everyone that the woman in the red car is most likely Carmen Sandiego.

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  1. Re:Rio! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Moderators: just because you like Unix and C, doesn't mean everyone else does. Be objective.

    Just so you know, your sig is uglifying slashdot. I went ahead and followed your link to see how relavant your sig was and frankly, I was disappointed. My first thought was that you might accuse me of trolling myself, but I am really only trying to clean up slashdot, particularly the sigs.

    My biggest complaint is that your sig is fairly unrelated to your UCSSM idea, which is at best lame. (On this subject, I would suggest being able to filter by modifiers - for example, filter out ``Off-topic'' and ''Troll'' posts, but this is another discussion.) My biggest complaint is the length of the link. It is not esthetically pleasing as it looks like an accidentally unfinished link. As you know these are rather tacky and distract from the message you are trying to convey. They even make you look like a newbie HTML coder.

    My suggestion would be to just straighten out your sig. Consider the following:

    Moderators: Just because you like Unix and C doesn't mean everyone does. Be objective.
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    If you like, feel free to use it. Here's the HTML:
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    See? Less intrusive, more professional looking. That may be too long (I haven't counted), but you write well (I read that post), so I am sure you could get your point across in fewer words. Making a change along these lines will make people take your sig a bit more seriously. Right now, it's distracting and confusing at best.

    That said, it's time you got yourself a new sig. Thank you.

  2. TUBES! by Woodstock · · Score: 1

    It was TUBES from After Y2k! ';) www.geekculture.com

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  3. Re:software enigma by Mawbid · · Score: 1

    There's genigma. I haven't tried it myself.
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  4. Re:Rio! by unitron · · Score: 1
    My suggestion would be that sig nazis should at least post under a user name known to the Slashdot community from previous posts so we'll have some idea as to their credibility.

    My other suggestion would be that they find something actually worth worrying about.

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  5. Re:sig nazis by unitron · · Score: 1

    To save bandwidth, refer to my previous post.

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  6. Re:That said, it's time you got yourself a new sig by unitron · · Score: 1
    "That said, it's time you got yourself a new sig. Thank you."

    We feel the same way about you.

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  7. Re:Movie Promotion? by unitron · · Score: 1

    Isn't it time you got a user name to post this drivel under? My humble suggestion: sig nazi

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  8. Part of a larger conspiracy? by unitron · · Score: 1

    Do you suppose this could be related to the 3 disappearing government/military laptops?
    Fraternity initiation? Scavenger hunt?

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  9. Re:Movie Promotion? by unitron · · Score: 1

    As a result of which I'm pretty much trapped into having to leave mine unchanged.

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  10. Re:software enigma by Steve+Bergman · · Score: 1

    I believe that AT&T System V 3.x used a 256-rotor enigma algorithm.

  11. Enigma by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1
    enigma (-ngm)n.
    1.One that is puzzling, ambiguous, or inexplicable.
    2.A perplexing speech or text; a riddle.

    [Latin aenigma, from Greek ainigma, from ainissesthai, ainig- to speak in riddles, from ainos, fable.]

    Fable? Does Aesop know about this?

  12. Re:*LOL* Yes but... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

    Let's Go to the Map!

  13. Re:Can you say "statute of limitations"? by Outland+Traveller · · Score: 1

    Just a question, but if a statute of limitations has run out and you can no longer be prosecuted, does that necessarily mean that the government can't recover stolen property?

    Can the museum use legal recourse to get the machine back, even if they can't prosecute the thieves?

    I'm guessing that even if a statute of limitations did run out (does England even have a statute of limitations?) there would be a strong social pressure for the item to be returned, similar to the situation we see today with Nazi loot. Of course, the British museum is full of loot that they haven't returned...

    -OT

  14. Re:*LOL* Yes but... by Steelehead · · Score: 1

    Carmen Sandiego==Carmen Electra?

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  15. Treason or Just Theft? by InitZero · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they will charge him with simple theft or treason... Fourty years ago, this would have been high treason and he probably would have been shot on sight.

    InitZero

  16. Gotham Gazzet NewsFlash!!!!! by evil-beaver · · Score: 1

    E.Nigma aka The Riddler was found alive and well today after an as yet unknown man and Carmen Sandiago kiddnapped Gotham's most famous quizmaster of crime! Carges will be pressed against the man police are still searching for Carmen. "I wish they kept the bastard!!!" said Police Cominisher Gordon earlier today. Police still have not determined the reasons behind the kiddnapping.

  17. Historical clean up :) by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Not a correction becouse as far as I know everything you said is correct :)

    "Where in the world" originally was writen for the Apple II due to it's popularity at the time for eductaion. The target market however was homes as most united states schools could not accually afford to buy software (some were but the majority of schools were crying about a lack of funds.. much like today)

    It later made it to PC clones (running [Pc/MS]Dos).
    It has also found it's way to the Mac and Windows. It is currently still being sold as a MsWindows title.
    It also was incarnated as an educational game show on PBS however the statis of this game show is unknown to me.

    The game entered the market AFTER Apple replaced the Commodore PET as the computer of choice by united states schools. The switch from the PET may have been unavoidable as Commodore seemed oblivous to the schools needs.
    The Apple][ computers simply outnumbered the PETs in united states schools. There were never more than a few PET computers and only when it was belived vital. On the other hand there was a flood of Apple][ computers. One for every classroom.

    The "Where in the world" title did make it to the Commodore 64 and other brands of computers however the title focused only on computers populare in the United States.

    During the main run of the software title the UK had it's own computers that were populare. Commodore was sereous about the UK market at that time but I doupt few if any other US computer makers were intrested in compeating in the UK.

    Finnal note.. The UK has long had a Risc based home computer, the Acorn I belive it is named. It originally had a 6502 but the system was upgraded to a Risc. This was a cost cutting move only the Risc was selected for it's low R&D costs not for it's power and based on the speed of the chip selected I would suspect they picked a Risc that did not throw any money into speed.

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  18. Re:Movie Promotion? by Ricochet · · Score: 1

    I'm a Yank and found the whole idea a bit out of sorts. Hollywood has it's head so firmly up its butt that it wouldn't know to jump if you pushed a sub in it too. They'll probably put a tag on the movie stating "based on a true story". :-/

  19. The real question would be... by PenguinX · · Score: 1

    So I guess that the real question would be "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" --- come on sing it now

    1. Re:The real question would be... by Maserati · · Score: 2
      I always wanted a copy of "Where in hell is Carmen Sandiego".

      Based on Dante of course...

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  20. Bletchley Park, not London by gregoryw · · Score: 1

    Contrary to what the Wired article says, the machine was stolen from Bletchley Park (that's near Milton Keynes in Buckinghamshire), not London.

    1. Re:Bletchley Park, not London by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Same diff when your more then 1000 miles away.No offense, thats just the way it is. I live in Orange County California(USA!)But if something happens it almost alway gets reported as 'LA', so I know how you feel.
      How many people around the globe would recognize Bletchley Park ? very few. How many people recognize London? many more.

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  21. Re:I know where it is... by Zarniwoop · · Score: 1
    Considering that recently a F-101 Voodoo was auctioned off over E-Bay, I for one wouldn't be incredibly suprised ;)


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  22. Re:Conspiracy Theory by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    So that's who their model was...

  23. Conspiracy Theory by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    She was working for Red Hat!

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  24. Correction: It wasn't a red CAR by slickwillie · · Score: 1

    it was a red Peugeot. I don't think Carmen Sandiego would be seen in a Peugeot, even if it was red.

  25. for that matter... by RoLlEr_CoAsTeR · · Score: 1
    So what use is this to steal? Just to say you did it?

    For that matter, why do criminals ever do the things they do?
    But yes, I agree with your point. There is no "logic" in the theft of this artifact because it's something that will be easily spotted wherever it is taken, because I'm going to assume that since it was stolen, the person who stole it knows that it's something very worthwhile to have and will therefore not just take it anywhere and leave it on a street corner when they find out it doesn't "do" much. Therefore, as you/we've speculated, it'll be spotted and - tada! - found. (Well, I certainly hope so.)

    Or, to continue wildly speculating about the topic, the person could've stolen it just to:

    see the reaction

    see how long it would take it to be found

    (in combination with above) test the skills of the Bletchley Park (sorry if it's misspelled) folks as they try to "decrypt" the location of the machine

    because they knew they could (well, they did, didn't they? - and yes, I know this one's already been mentioned)

    incite people like me to make speculations like these

    The thief may, however, have a way to sell the piece if they know someone who's willing to "walk on the wild side" and buy the thing because they've got the money and figure that, as rich as they may/may not be, no one will ever come 'round and find them.

    Then again, I figure I'm just rambling now...

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  26. Which OS does Carmen use? by WillAffleck · · Score: 1

    My son has CDs for Carmen San Diego for DOS, Windows, and the Mac.

    So ... I'm not quite sure of the relevance of your question as to who Carmen San Diego might be, except to point out that you're a geezer.

    Or you've been using Linux since the Dawn of Time.

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  27. At least the Secret Service didn't get it ... by WillAffleck · · Score: 1

    Because, if they had, it would be returned in broken pieces in garbage bags ...

    [apologies to my friend Steve Jackson]

    [no, not the British one, the Texan]

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    1. Re:At least the Secret Service didn't get it ... by JSurguy · · Score: 1

      Maybe whoever stole it has a couple of laptops recently lost in London to decrypt.

      Hmmm - Thinks........

  28. Re:I know where it is... by WillAffleck · · Score: 1

    I think, since it's not new, it's on half.com, not e-bay.

    Look under "Used Crytography Machines" ...

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  29. Why He Took It by WillAffleck · · Score: 1

    Because he heard about the new British law requiring people to hand over their private keys for all software cryptography encoding, and figured hardware was exempt from that law.

    Yes, I'm serious ...

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  30. Re:OT: Your sig by wiredog · · Score: 1

    I've also seen "Reunite Gondwanaland!"

  31. Carmen Sandiego . . . by Snoobs · · Score: 1

    . . . was my first exposure to computers on an Apple ][e. Anyone else? (kind of shows my age (22))

    1. Re:Carmen Sandiego . . . by bbt · · Score: 1

      yup,
      an lc for me...
      played hours and hours of it...

      i always found her...

      hmm...got me thinking hmm...dig out that old lc again...

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    2. Re:Carmen Sandiego . . . by punkass · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, and it came with an actual copy of Fodor's guide to the world...not on CD-ROM or disk, but the actualy book. Yeah, I remember spending may a night trying to beat the bitch Carmen at her on game...I need to find that game again and play it in an Apple II emu...yes Carmen, I will finally have my revenege...MUUUWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

      erm...yes, anyway, it was a cool game...

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  32. Re:Why steal it? by bbt · · Score: 1

    its not the monetary value,

    its being able to say to your self "i have an engima machine"..
    thats it

    hmm, wonder if he would accept old socks for it?
    or a new car..

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  33. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by B.+Samedi · · Score: 1

    Good one... but the Enigma code was broken several years before that and the war with Germany was in it's last stages by May of '45 (if not finished by that point).

  34. Why steal it? by B.+Samedi · · Score: 1

    What value does this have? You couldn't sell it to a musuem. They would know what it is and where it came from (being that there are only two of them in known existence). You couldn't really display it around your place as decoration unless you're a real idiot. You might be able to sell it to a private collector but then the collector could never really be able to display it. Using it for crypto would be worthless since it was cracked almost sixty years ago.

    So what use is this to steal? Just to say you did it? I could understand if the thief had turned out to be a teenager or something but the guy was fifty! This is on the emotional level with stealing hood ornaments and such. A way to say "Look what I have!" but never really having any practical use for it.

    1. Re:Why steal it? by KahunaBurger · · Score: 1
      This is on the emotional level with stealing hood ornaments and such. A way to say "Look what I have!" but never really having any practical use for it.

      Sounds more like stealing the Mona Lisa to me. You just don't understand the mind of a collecter. The joy is not in the showing off, or even in any use. Its just knowing that you possess this thing of value. The Hope diamond is objectively useless unless you cut it up to fence, but the kind of person who would steal the Hope diamond would never do that. They would just put it somewhere secure and know that they owned it. Its just that kind of person's way.

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    2. Re:Why steal it? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      unless you're a real idiot
      is that the sound of the nail being firmly hit upon its head?

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    3. Re:Why steal it? by Psycho+S.+Illusion · · Score: 1

      I'm sure such an object would have great value to the Nazi artifact collectors out there... shades of the massive marks paid for 'Hitler's Diaries' a few (15?) years ago...

      I'm sure you could find plenty of 'underground' nazi/war item collectors would be happy to have such a device, showing it only to their friend collectors...

  35. But they never did my module by Error+404 · · Score: 1

    I had this great idea for a sequel that would explore the literature of Milton and Dante:

    Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiego?

    Our secret is gamma-irradiated cow manure
    Mitsubishi ad

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  36. she's busted by anonymous+loser · · Score: 1

    They should just go pick up Catherine Zeta Jones now. Even if it wasn't really her, they should arrest her for bad acting.

  37. Re:software enigma by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall that one of the 1980s Unix versions used a variant of Enigma to encrypt the password file. I want to say it was BSD, but it may have Bell Labs; any old Unix hands out there to confirm this?

  38. Re:Rio! by CmdrPinkTaco · · Score: 1

    This is way off topic (moderators, please look the other way), but this guy is KILLING ME. I havn't seen an AC go around and be so seriously funny in a while. I'm sure that it will get old, as do most of the AC trolls (even though they aren't trolls), but for the time being I am enjoying this guy, keep up the good work.
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  39. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by cdlu · · Score: 1

    No it wasn't - the Enigma code was changed once a month, and a group of anit-Hitler German Generals - including Rommel (after he lost North Africa, he becamed disillusioned with the Nazi party, as many other generals already had) - were sending the codes up to MI6 whenever they were changed.

  40. Re:Somewhere close by... by yakmaster · · Score: 1

    Quick Robin, to the Batcave!

  41. Call the Feds! by WombatControl · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... if they took it outside the US they could be breaking crypto export regulations...

  42. OT: Your sig by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine has a T-shift with that on it in big, bold letters (Not the "help", just "STOP PLATE TECTONICS!"

    He got it as a present and has no idea where it was purchased. Anyone know?
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    1. Re:OT: Your sig by Maurice · · Score: 1

      I just saw this one today on a bumper sticker! It was on a car parked near the geological sciences department at my uni. so that probably explains it.

    2. Re:OT: Your sig by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      Hey moderator? How about a clue. If I mark it OT in the subject line, you don't have to moderate it OT! GEez.
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  43. IT WAS ME! by Logicon · · Score: 1

    Alright, I admit it. I wsa the one driving the red car. You see, I have this compulsive disorder where I have to dress in drag and help middle aged men steal historical artifacts.

    The only problem is that I can never find a dress to bring out the color of my eyes.

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  44. Why only two? by jackal! · · Score: 1

    The article mentions that there are only two Enigma encoders left in the world? What is that? I'm certain they were widely used by germans in WWII. Does anyone know why there are so few? My own speculation was that they were destroyed -- that even 50 years ago governments had problems with the possiblity of strong encryption falling into whichever they deemed to be in the wrong hands.

    I wonder if the other enigma machine was in a museum in Germany. If so, then the only use for the machines would be for Germany to communicate with England, which is the opposite of what they were invented for! =)

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    1. Re:Why only two? by Maurice · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the naval version used 4 wheels, but it was more difficult to crack back then. Now, it's all the same. It's the same technology, but the the number of iterations after which a sequence would repeat is larger (26x25x25x25) instead of 26x25x25 for three wheels.

    2. Re:Why only two? by Maurice · · Score: 1

      There are many Enigmas left. There were only 3 of this *particular* type left. I think they were naval ones. Some collector in California has 22 Enigmas (different type) as someone mentioned in a previous article about this.

    3. Re:Why only two? by EvilGwyn · · Score: 1

      Hey has anyone else read the book called "Enigma" by Robert Harris? In it he mentions the Germans had a special Enigma machine that was more difficult to crack than the ordinary ones because it used four wheels for the encryption rather than only three. It was called "shark" and was only used by the U-Boats. Could this be one of the ones that was stolen?

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    4. Re:Why only two? by uugabuuga · · Score: 1

      I believe the third is in the possession of Mick Jager. He's really into this type of stuff.

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    5. Re:Why only two? by mfinke · · Score: 1

      According to a Wired article:
      The other one is housed in the National Cryptologic Museum at Fort Meade, Maryland.

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  45. Re:The MPAA is behind this... by Len · · Score: 1
    "Score:5, Funny"

    I guess some people can tell 'em and some people can't.
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  46. Re:A real enigma... by ReadbackMonkey · · Score: 1

    The Riddler!

    Holy puzzles-wrapped-in-an-enigma-surrounded-by-mystery BATMAN!

  47. Re:Enigma was cool. Still is, actually. by tc · · Score: 1
    Here we go again...we had to steal one to crack the code...blah blah blah.

    Stealing the machine is the equivalent of being told the encryption algorithm. Like any secure system, the security does not rest in keeping the algorithm secret, but in keeping the keys secret. Look at modern encryption methods, the algorithms are widely published, but they are still very hard to break. Enigma is the same. The team that broke it were geniuses.

  48. In a related story... by TBedsaul · · Score: 1

    Mortyr development team announces crappy sequel, causes Jesus to cry. Film at 11.

  49. Man Arrested For Enigma Theft... by Rantage · · Score: 1
    ...Monks Still Unlocated


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  50. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    Ahh yes....but that information was secret.
    How do you expect Mark Smith to have known about
    it before he went off in his time machine and got
    a machine?

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  51. Re:Don't Steal It; Download It by kcarnold · · Score: 1
    that's stupid. it is impossible to get any useful information that way.

    or should I say:

    tha's upid.mpoblegnyflrw

    hI:

  52. Where's the Chief to give you instructions? by Halvard · · Score: 1

    We gotta catch Carmen. I saw the Chief for the tv show last night as the Judge on "Law and Order". But I don't think I trust her since she was the DJ in "The Warriors" that kept informing all the bad gangs where the poor white "good gang" was in the City. I ask you, would you trust the Chief?

  53. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by gaudior · · Score: 1

    It was a nice try, though.

  54. Re:old news by Maurice · · Score: 1

    I completely agree. I was pissed about this too and was gonna post about it, but moderators don't like it (negative score, etc). This story was on CNN like 2 days ago. There are other stories that show up on Slashdot a week after I see them on CNN. Well, I guess we just have to live with it... since we have no control over Slashdot.

  55. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by EvilGwyn · · Score: 1

    In any case they had *lots* and *lots* of enigma machines to puzzle over. The difficulty was not figuring out how they worked, but figuring out how to crack them. It is similar to the problem of cracking RC5 these days. The algorithm is well known, but that doesn't make it any easier to crack.
    I guess this goes to show that there is no security through obscurity...

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  56. Achtung! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    CIA to MI5: The following message was intercepted by our communication systems: first it was open text: "Aufmerksamkeit hört englische Schweine der amerikanischen Schweine! English Herr, Festgehalten Arrested Und the Abwehr Enigma Machine Nicht Found Jetzt. Vas ist das der policeman nicht!!!!" then it was this: " F R 3 0 1 1 2 2 3 1 a E 1 - 1 1 t p A q t a S K C o M P L I T e D m A C h i n e i s b A C K i T ' s A w A R a G A i n ! o b E R S T a n d A r D f u r R E r : - F A m o u S H x r " MI5 to CIA: Get Mitnick to decode this shit, we'll prepare the tea.

    1. Re:Achtung! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      CIA to MI5:
      The following message was intercepted by our communication systems: first it was open text:
      "Aufmerksamkeit hört englische Schweine der amerikanischen Schweine! English Herr, Festgehalten Arrested Und the Abwehr Enigma Machine Nicht Found Jetzt. Vas ist das der policeman nicht!!!!"

      then it was this:

      "
      F R 3 0 1 1 2 2 3 1
      a E 1 - 1 1 t p A q
      t a S K C o M P L I
      T e D m A C h i n e
      i s b A C K i T ' s
      A w A R a G A i n !
      o b E R S T a n d A
      r D f u r R E r : -
      F A m o u S H x r "


      MI5 to CIA:
      Get Mitnick to decode this shit, we'll prepare the tea.

  57. Re:A real enigma... by linuxdoctor · · Score: 1
    Well I suppose that the person(s) who hired these people would want the machine for historical reasons.

    That magic catch phrase has been a standard on old Unix man pages for the entire 3 decades of it's history. Don't forget, the original crypt programme was based on Enigma.

    However, your sig is much more interesting:

    "Computeri non cogitant, ergo non sunt" which translates as "Computers don't think, therefore they don't exist (they are not)."

    Love it.

  58. I bet she's a former Insurance company rep. by Kailden · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a classic example of the age old question: "Does life imitate art or art imitate life?" A rich man whose life was led in solitude, his only pleasure stealing a collection of art from a museum, and hot on his trail a woman who will either fall in love with him or sell him out...

    The problem with life imitating art is that it never works out the way the movies do..(like the scene in Tommy Boy where Chris Farley straps a bunch of road flares around his chest and runs into a building to get news coverage in order to keep his late fathers company in business ... Try that in real life and you'll be looking out from the inside of some institution for at least a year)

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  59. Re:Ha! Funny! Man arrested for stealing stolen boo by luckykaa · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't the machine go back to Germany?

    If Germany demanded the return of the machine then of course the request would have to be considered. The factors to consider are that the machine was taken in war time, and so was a legitimate acquisition, and Bletchley has made sure that anyone who wishes to see it is able to do so. It might also be worth asking where they got the machine from. If it was salvaged from a sunken vessel then international law says that it belongs to whoever found it.

  60. Re:The MPAA is behind this... by luckykaa · · Score: 1

    But surely the MPAA wouldn't use a technology that had been cracked ages ago?

  61. Missing code machine...... by Malk-a-mite · · Score: 1
    .... maybe the grand old brain trust at DVD central was trying to come up with a more secure code this time.

    Malk-a-mite

  62. Yes but who's the thief? by Paul+Maud'Dib · · Score: 1

    Is it ROBOthief? has to be one of her henchmen...

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    1. Re:Yes but who's the thief? by Paul+Maud'Dib · · Score: 1

      I tried to put in the whole quote but I think it's a bit too big for Slashdot's sigs. Sorry if maybe I don't spend all my time changing sig files, I guess I just have more useful things to do...

      And in case you don't know it's from DUNE by Frank Herbert, quite simply the greatest science fiction book ever written. Check it out.

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  63. Nice... by Paul+Maud'Dib · · Score: 1

    Fucknut, what an insult...

    At least I'm not posting as an anonymous coward, hypocrite. And as to why it's misspelled: you tryin getting muaddib@insertfreemailname.com. I have mauddib for three reasons:

    1. the e-mail was open.
    2. It was misspelled on the blurb of my book.
    3. I was told it was Maud'Dib, argued about it saying it was Muad'Dib. I checked my book, it was Maud'Dib, so I stayed with what I had. I'm not changing after a year.

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  64. Re:Movie Promotion? by OAB · · Score: 1

    No doubt, Americans would be similarly amused if a film were to be released portraying Guadalcanal being liberated by British forces with nary an American in sight...
    Lets do it, all the London based slashdotters, a digital camcorder, Brighton beach, sod The Blair Witch, THIS could be huge.

    (I must stop posting when pissed.......)

  65. Re:Ha! Funny! Man arrested for stealing stolen boo by phonedude · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that while you appear to know a portion of the history of this machine that you would make a ridiculous statement like this. The machine was obtained during war hardly theft. Countless Allied lives were saved by Bletchley Park's possession of the machine.

  66. superthief by Joe+Bananas · · Score: 1

    Well, if you're gonna be a criminal, international superthief is the only way to go. Columbian druglord might be more profitable, but they don't get to hang out at cocktail parties wearing a tux.

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  67. Surely the Germans have some? by sparkz · · Score: 1

    They were rare in the UK since we had to steal them; there must have been thousands held by German operators... surely these were not all destroyed?

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  68. A real enigma... by HancockDC · · Score: 1
    The only enigma here is who would want such a limited, unfenceable machine...

    He must have not gotten pgp to work.
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    1. Re:A real enigma... by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Hey, you're right!

      from man crypt:

      "crypt implements a one-rotor machine designed along the lines of the German Enigma, but with a 256-element rotor."

      Cool!

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  69. Machine not recovered, though! by ivan37 · · Score: 1

    Its great that the robber was caught, but what happened to the machine? The article said that it had not been recovered. Frankly I would think that Slashdot would wait until the machine is recoved to post this news. To the Slashdot community, I think the _machine_ is more important than those who stole it and whether or not they got caught or not. Sure...it will likely be recovered soon, but I really think Slashdot should have waited. Then at least we wouldn't have 1 out of 5 news items for the next week be about the enigma machine with reposts of the exact same information in all of them.

  70. Re:Movie Promotion? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

    you know, I thought that too for a moment. Then shook my head and weant "naaaahhhh!"

    It could happen.

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    There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  71. Re:Movie Promotion? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

    Funny thing is that once you change your .sig, any comments that you've made in the past get displayed with the new .sig and so the sig nazi's troll makes even less sense!

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    There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  72. Re:Movie Promotion? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

    God you are a pathetic waste of protoplasm!

    --

    There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  73. Re:Don't Steal It; Download It by Steve+Hosgood · · Score: 1
    This link is interesting, but not quite relevant. The stolen machine is a rather unique variant of the class of German rotor machines known loosely as "Enigma". The link points at a simulator for the Wehrmacht (Army) machine. This uses 3 rotors (from a set of 5). It also has a plugboard which increases the complexity considerably.

    The stolen machine is an Abwehr (Secret Service?) variant with effectively 4 rotors in use, 3 of which are selectable (from a set of 5). It does not have a plugboard.

    The machines are thus very different from each other!

  74. Re:software enigma by aarestad · · Score: 1

    Here is an implementation I found of Enigma in Java, FYI.

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  75. Re:So They Found the Suspect . . . by ostone · · Score: 1

    Does this mean they'll stop questioning Kevin Mitnick about this latest computer crime?

    No I really don't think so...
    really the government will just twist it into a big pissing contest asking kevin to decrypt their 60+ year old encryption and use it as their excuse for not being able to break his, what, 4-bit encryption on his laptop system... our government at work for us...

    "keyboard not found press <F1> to enter setup"

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  76. Re:*LOL* Yes but... by 0xffffffff · · Score: 1

    contact Interpol..

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  77. Re:Isn't this an old story? by chowda · · Score: 1

    It's new that they caught the guy who did it.


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  78. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by Brand+X · · Score: 1

    That'll teach me to actually think about dates before I post... I knew this, too. I just couldn't help but flash on the pulp "speculative fiction" of the mid 1940s... should have adjusted down by three years. sigh

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  79. Enigma machine is being held by Gregory Mundt! by NRAdude · · Score: 1
    In the desolate underground soils of Southern California, two steps south of his family's Jaccuzzi, underneath the concrete pavement, in his lego-brick-contructed bunker, Gregory, the secretive, yet unknown Linux guru, has been hacking the engima machine's encryption. He claims that Microsoft has contracted him to build a replacement for SMB, mainly to anger the haxors of the Samba team at www.samba.org and to redirect lawsuites. Bill, in person, inside his hombrew bunker, evangelized to Gregory...,

    "I am a Jew and I love hating Hitler. Gregory, friend, will you incorporate the Enigma machine's encryption into my software? That way, whenever everyone puts a lawsuite on my head for publishing buggy software, I can say...

    Adolphus H. Hitler is to blame! Go file lawsuite with him! That bumm hasn't updated his code ever since he shot himself!

    I thankyou Gregory. You have saved Microsoft alot of blame. To help you, here is Microsoft Visual Studio trial version. You have 30 days to use this software to finish the project and I suggest you get crackin. After you install MS Visual Studio, you have until 30 days to finish this project, or your computer will self destruct due to illegal operations'. Good luck, Gregory...
    (whispsers to himself...'stupid irish/german boy')."

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  80. Re:Movie Promotion? by yukihime · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, some Brits find this a bit cheeky. No doubt, Americans would be similarly amused if a film were to be released portraying Guadalcanal being liberated by British forces with nary an American in sight... I know *I'd* be amused. But I still think Steve Mcqueen should star...

  81. Re:Ha! Funny! Man arrested for stealing stolen boo by Tobias+Lobster · · Score: 1

    AFAIK the Enigma that was recently stolen was originally presented to Bletchley Park by the German authorities. It's not the original one that was used to crack the code, and it certainly wasn't stolen from the Germans

  82. Time is linear... by psicic · · Score: 1

    Okay, since you've managed to live life thus far without understanding the concept of linear time I'll have a go at giving you the basics.
    Time, according to some, is an abstract to define a sequence of events. Each event can only happen subsiquent to the previous event's completion and prior to the next event. So, for example, imagine yourself in a queue at the cinema. The person in front of you represents an event or instance that you haven't reached yet; the future. The person behind you represents the past; he/she is an instance or event that you have passed. You, always, remain firmly planted in the present, an instant between the past and present. As the queue moves one pace foreward, you get to move to where the person representing the future was standing. But he/she is no longer there...as they will have moved foreward as well. The past has also moved up to the familar place you have just been, one pace behind you.
    This is the simple progression of time. Study it well.

    Pop-quiz, hotshots:

    The future is in front of you, do you:

    a)describe in perfect detail what the future is like

    b)have a vague idea about what it's like, and able to make estimates what it's like, but can not say with absolute certainty what it is like

    c)move forward faster than the future can get out of your way

    d) eye the future longingly, but never move towards it



    My God! It takes time to write articles, put up web pages and sort through what is news and what is momentary hysteria. Give these guys a break. It's not like they're putting up ancient news(although that could be interesting!).


    Who am I to lecture you on this?


    I'm a university student swamped with deadlines and use to my web page going out of date almost as soon as I update it.



    By the way, the answer to the pop quiz is c...

    Well, it's supposed to be, but people tend to opt for options a, c and d all too often. ;^)

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  83. Enigma was cool. Still is, actually. by MalusCaelestis · · Score: 1

    Enigma was awesome. Nobody could decipher it. We had to steal one of the machines to crack the code. German agents were ordered to destroy their machines before they died to keep them from falling into the Allies' hands. Funny. The Allies had to steal the source of the encryption to crack it. Today, we could crack it in a matter of minutes.

  84. Everybody sing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
    She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
    She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
    Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

    Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry "Uncle,"
    From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues
    Well, they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
    Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

    She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe
    Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

    Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
    Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth
    She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
    Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

    Oh, tell me, where in the world is...tell me, where can she be?
    Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!

    Well she glides around the globe, and she'll flim-flam every nation
    She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
    Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations
    Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

    1. Re:Everybody sing by Windigo+The+Feral+(N · · Score: 4

      Some anonymous coward dun wrote:

      Who is Carmen San Dieago? I have been following this, and I just have no idea what you are talking about.

      I would stand in shock, but I remember that not everyone on Slashdot is from the States or even from countries where the main computer in schools was either an Apple II or an 8086 (at least to my knowledge, a version of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" was never put out for the Speccy--pretty much the main computer, along with old BBC boxen, in the rest of the world outside of North America :).

      Anyhoos..."Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" was a game put out years back for the Apple II and for older PCs (I think there may have been a Macintosh version too, but my memory may well be addled there) that was ostenably to teach kids about geography and which featured this lady in a red coat named Carmen Sandiego and a large gang of henchmen who stole various and sundry historical artifacts/features/etc. Your goal, of course, was to find out just where the hell Carmen Sandiego and her henchmen were (and it subtly taught you geography and map-reading skills along the way). Definitely one of the better "educational" games that ever came out...

      There were some sequels, if memory serves, such as "Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego" (where she was even going back in TIME to steal historically important stuff, the evil wench), but the original is still IMHO the best of the series...

      And as for the little song folks have been posting, well...that's from the TV spinoff of the game (which was shown on PBS, our public broadcast/educational TV network here in the States--I'm not sure what the equivalent would be in other countries, other than the "cultural" channels) which was in a game-show format where kids had to (surprise, surprise) track down Carmen Sandiego and at the end take a bunch of markers and identify as many countries on a continent as they could in sixty seconds...great fun if you were a kid, and even educational for us grownups :) The song itself was done by a group called Rockapella that did (surprise, surprise) acapella songs, and they did all the music for the series (which ran for some two or three years at least).

      Which is probably more than you ever wanted to know about Carmen Sandiego ;)

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  85. I know where it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Has anyone looked on e-bay yet?

  86. Re:software enigma by Pathwalker · · Score: 2

    In part of the game Jigsaw You have to break an enigma code, and can play with an enigma machine.

    You need a Z-code interpreter to play it - I suggest frotz

  87. Re:Movie Promotion? by mce · · Score: 2
  88. Re:*LOL* Yes but... by waldoj · · Score: 2

    As a .WAV. Just a snippet.

  89. Re:Don't Steal It; Download It by waldoj · · Score: 2

    Just so you know, your sig is pretty useless. I already know that you, Waldo, posted your post. I know your e-mail address is waldo@waldo.net and that your homepage is at http://www.waldo.net. I know that you're a ``21-year-old geek. Owner of Munk & Phyber, lover of Macs and Linux, resident of Charlottesville.'' Basically, my point is that your sig is telling me nothing I don't know. Tagging your posts with -Waldo is a waste of everybody's bandwidth. For every post of yours I read, I have to download an additional 14 bytes (the HTML is <BR>-Waldo<BR> = 14 bytes) that are pretty superfluous and less informative than the info /. already gives me. If everybody trimmed their sigs of the useless crap, /. could be a bit faster. Granted, not much, but every little bit helps.

    You repeated yourself several times in this post. The text of your message was 839 bytes. I've written "-Waldo" at the end of perhaps 10 messages. (It's not a .sig.) That means that I've wasted 140 bytes. You just wasted about 400. (Though some might say that you wasted 839 bytes.)

    I write my signature at the bottom of my snail-mail, but it's on the envelope. I write my name at the end of my e-mail, but it's in the header. The world is full of redundancy. The world is full of redudancy. (Doh! That's 31 bytes!)

    You must have the page for The Bandwidth Conservation Society as your home page, eh? :)

    -Waldo

  90. Rio! by jutus · · Score: 2

    After examining the clues and interviewing several people at the museum, I suspect that she is in Rio De Janiero.

    She *always* ends up there!

    :)

    I'll just need the general consensus of the /. forum in order to take action and take a flight there.

    1. Re:Rio! by Kaufmann · · Score: 2

      *looks out the window*

      Let's see... Copacabana Beach, check. The Christ statue, check. The Bread Loaf, check. Nope, not here.

      It worked, Carmen. You're safe now. Those fools' will never suspect a thing... now let's just erase this paragraph and click Subm--

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  91. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by Ricochet · · Score: 2

    One version of the Enigma code was broken before the war. I thought the Polish had actually deciphered it at gave it to the English shortly after Poland was invaded. There were several different versions to the Enigma machine, the navy had one, other forces had others. The SS eventually developed an Enigma with ~12 dials (I think the original at the start of the war had 5 or 6).

    Please don't trust what I've written as my memory is a bit shaky (I try to remember the important things and vaguely remember the rest).

  92. Now that they've got somebody.. by Mr+T · · Score: 2

    I can say that being the cryotpgeek that I am, if I was going to be a thief and take something I'd want to take an Enigma machine. It would be a bad ass piece to have in my study. My hat is off to the gent for ripping it off. At least he didn't take something useless like a painting or some jewel laced golden artifact, he stole something that was calssified for years.

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  93. Re:Movie Promotion? by Xenu · · Score: 2

    I imagine that many Poles feel the same way about the hundreds of books and articles that say that the British cracked the Enigma.

  94. Re:software enigma by Xenu · · Score: 2

    The password file was encrypted with a mutant version of DES. The crypt(1) program used a one-rotor version of Enigma.

  95. We don't need no steenkin' Feds! by WillAffleck · · Score: 2

    they could be breaking crypto export regulations

    Not if they took a large hammer and squashed it flat, pressed it into sheets, and put a cover on it. Then it would be a book, and protected free speech ...

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  96. Re:*LOL* Yes but... by dimator · · Score: 2

    LOL.

    Well, I know she visited the Mechanic Shop and I know she was at the Football Stadium in Florida but I have to keep looking.

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  97. software enigma by joenobody · · Score: 2

    I know the Enigma algorithm is known, but has anybody actually implemented it in C or anything? That'd be fun to play with.

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  98. Somewhere close by... by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 2

    I was investigating at the Library today -- someone dropped a teal and purple flower pot from a window and almost hit me on the head. Everyone knows that, when that happens, the villian is hiding out in town somewhere.

    I still have to investigate the tourist center and sports arena, but I've already used the crime computer to generate an arrest warrant.

    After this, I'm only two cases away from my next promotion!

    Take care,

    Steve


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  99. Movie Promotion? by ReadbackMonkey · · Score: 2

    Is it possibly some kind of really, really lame movie promotion for the new Bill Paxton movie?

    U-571

    Isn't it about a bunch of US Marines who end up dying after stealing an enigma machine off a German U-boat and thus help the allies win world war II?

    Remember when "Armaggedon" came out and suddenly NASA decided an asteroid was going to crash into the earth in 2025.. then released that they're was a million to chance that an asteroid was going to kill us all... lame, lame, lame.

    I wanted to see U-571 anyway, they didn't have to go and stage this lameness...

    1. Re:Movie Promotion? by nstrug · · Score: 3
      U-571 is based on a true story - the capture of the first Enigma from U-110. However in the interests of selling the film to a nationalistic US public, the fact that the Engima was captured by British sailors on HMS Bulldog has been conveniently forgotten, and all the Brits are replaced with Americans in the film.

      Oddly enough, some Brits find this a bit cheeky.

      No doubt, Americans would be similarly amused if a film were to be released portraying Guadalcanal being liberated by British forces with nary an American in sight...

      Nick

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    2. Re:Movie Promotion? by MrCreosote · · Score: 4

      IIRC, what the *British* navy were ordered to do was to get a hold of the code book (not the actual machine) used by the German Navy which gave the settings to be used for each day. The German Navy were a little more strict in this respect than the Wehrmacht, which allowed the operators to come up with their own settings.
      The Code Books were made using special paper (rice paper?) and special ink (rose water?) and the enigma operators were under orders to throw the book into the water if they were ever captured. The water would make the book unreadable. However in this case, the captain just told the operator to abandon the sub, and he did not have time to destroy the code books.

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  100. Re:Enigma vs. CSS by tc · · Score: 2
    I've noticed a few comments now about how cracking the 3-rotor Enigma can't have been hard because we stole one to play with. All having an Enigma tells you is the algorithm, it doesn't tell you keys. Like most good encryption methods, Enigma's security doesn't rest in the algorithm, but in the keys. For example, everybody knows the Blowfish or RSA algorithms (or can look then up on the net), but that doesn't mean they are insecure because deciphering a message is still a very hard problem.

    The Station-X guys were geniuses because they found ways to discover the keys used for messages by examining ciphertext, and hence recover the plaintext.

    Of course, that didn't stop my government hounding Alan Turing after the war for being a homosexual, quite probably leading to his eventual suicide.

  101. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by gaudior · · Score: 2

    THe Enigma code was cracked by the Brits long before 1945.

  102. There were three until this... by Dave+The+Magni · · Score: 2

    There are (relatively) many Enigma machines, but there are only two -other- machines exactly like the missing one.

  103. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by luckykaa · · Score: 2

    I think that was the Lorentz - a teletype based machine. An absolutely remarkable achievememnt when you consider that they hadn't even SEEN one of these machines.

    Enigma was cracked because a letter could not be encoded to itself. Therefore if you knew the clear text, you could match it with the appropriate position on the cyphertext (No matching letters), and dramatically reduce the number of matching configurations. There were a few other tricks they learned too, such as a repeated letter sometimes matched onto the same code letter as the previous time.

  104. Smell of sarcasm by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2
    international superthief' type caper
    Sounds more like the bank robber who shows real identification when asked. Or the bank robber who was caught while waiting at the bus stop.

    Is 007 the IQ?

  105. News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german code! by Brand+X · · Score: 2

    May 14, 1945, Washington D.C. In a breaking story, noted adventurer and time traveler Mark Smith returned from a secret mission yesterday, carrying a mysterious contraption. Rumors suggest that this enigmatic object may be the secret to cracking secret Axis information packages, but the president has thus far refused to respond to reporters' questions.

    More information to follow as the story breaks.

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  106. damn it by ceswiedler · · Score: 2

    Now i'm going to have to stop using the Winigma(tm) crypto program I just bought...

  107. Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod by awx · · Score: 2

    Wrong! Next month's code was sometimes passed around encoded with the current code to the operators. It was cracked when a long message had to be retyped by a disgruntled operator, who made one typing error in the message. From this, the girls at Bletchley Park (The UK's code-cracking center during the war and where Alan Turing worked, and eventually designed and built Colossus, the first programmable computer...) were able to work out the shifting of the wheels within Enigma.

    Or something.
    awx

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  108. Enigma vs. MPIA^H^HAA :-/ by Ricochet · · Score: 3

    Strange how the the Enigma save the planet (exagerated) and shortened the war (true). The people who cracked it were brilliant heroes (true). But the guy who wrote DeCSS is a criminal and a hacker (oh my god he's one of THEM!).

    In todays society the people who cracked the enigma would be locked up, sued, and branded criminals. Ironic, it's all a matter of timing.

  109. Coders and computers by stephen_e_nelson · · Score: 3
    Interesting to note that it referred to the machine as a "coder." As I remember from the Neal Stephenson book, in 1945 the word "computer" referred to a person who did math.

    So, in 1945, a coder was a machine, and a computer was a person...

  110. Well its about time. by BiggestPOS · · Score: 3
    This is the same guy who stole my garden gnome last week. And I suspect that he stole my bird bath 2 years ago. This man is a menace and I'm glad he was finally caught so he can pay for his debt to society. And my birds.

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  111. *LOL* Yes but... by SgtPepper · · Score: 4

    I think it's clear to everyone that the woman in the red car is most likely Carmen Sandiego.

    Where in the world is she?

    Breaks out into acapella song

  112. The MPAA is behind this... by pmodz · · Score: 4

    After the cracking of CSS, they must be looking for a replacement technology. The article said this was one of two Enigma machines in the world...I wouldn't be surprised if the other one goes missing as well.

  113. Don't Steal It; Download It by waldoj · · Score: 5

    Try out genigma. Runs on X, released under the GPL. Way easier than getting arrested.

    -Waldo

  114. So They Found the Suspect . . . by llywrch · · Score: 5

    Does this mean they'll stop questioning Kevin Mitnick about this latest computer crime?

    Geoff

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    I think I see a trend here. Maybe for them it really would be easier to muzzle the entire internet than to produce p