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Broke into the old Quickies
Lets start things off with a thing of beauty: ChazeFroy notes that Malin Space Science Systems has tons of really
excellent images from the Mars Global Surveyor.
Now something of evil: TsEA sends
us HTML magic: a true
guideline for HTML usage.
3 things that prove that The net Will destroy humanity: BlackNova sent us a Magic 8-ball powered by Lego Mindstorms,
Cuban sent us the pantscam (which is exactly what it sounds
like) and _martini_ noted an online thermostat where you
can twiddle the temperature at some guys house.
Its only a matter of time before technology fights back: NMerriam sent us the truth about what
computers think of us in this weeks Onion.
But let us not forget that science has given us many wonderful things, like for
example, lunatik17 pointed us at a bit about shooting
your lawn with lasers instead of mowing. However, science has also given
us gmr2048's story about testicular implants for animals
so I guess we're kinda even so far.
I suspect the only way to defend ourselves from technology is to understand it,
and who better to teach topics like ISDN then sent a great way to have
celebreties like Alicia
Silverstone. Or Mr.
Rogers teaching the RS232 pinout, Tonya Harding explaining a Cisco 700,
and best of all, Darva Conger on the configure register of Cisco routers (thanks Ex Machina who got it from Memepool)
Ever want to be a female olympic marathon champ?
Jaster this years winner believes
hornet stomach
juice is the secret, so get started! Of course, to much of that stuff could wind you up on
sent us the the next Darwin Awards (from
Gambit Thirty-Two)
Ant sent us a pair of stories about
poop! (what does this guy do with his time?) What happens when your
space toilet doesn't flush? All I know is I hope that I have some custom printed toilet paper to keep things
under control.
Finally, many people noted that you should call 1-800-888-3999, and select
option 7. No, really.
Actualy, that is not true. Your caller ID block does not work with 911, toll free numbers (800, 877, 866, etc), and 900#'s.
Don't believe me? E-Mail me at root@TechKnowWizards.com and I will respond with my 800 number, call it and I will email you the phone number you called from.
siri
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Just because you can, does not mean you should.
.. before she got fat.. man.. I love the one in the yellow top. Anyone got an email address? I have some net stalking to do.
How we know is more important than what we know.
http://www.icq.com
I saw it in last week's Sports Illustrated (which is at home, or I'd cite the page number). I don't really want to believe the story, but I'd say SI rates as a reliable media outlet.
Eric
Rendering images (or .tar.gz format) with a table.
Oh, come on. Why pick on Neuticles(tm) when there are so many better reasons to be ashamed of American culture?
yeah and he didn't mention a comparison between 'Snow Crash' and people turning into 'gargoyles'.
eudas
Blessed is he who expects the worst, for he shall not be disappointed.
What do you think of my mail client? Outlook not so good
The temperature is up to 78 degrees or so, and the set temperature is almost 81. They left a note by the thermometer saying "TOO HOT! (We are going to play hockey.)" I think that's what it says, it's pretty hard to make out. drewb
> There are people out there for whom the feel of their pets' testicles is important.
Either that, or else the site is hinting that they sell an organ other than testicles -
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
>This is perfect if you want to do telemarketting!
:-)
Unless you phoned from a PayPhone at work (I prefer to keep my ANI secret, TYVM). They can call MY PayPhone number anytime.
If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
Finally, many people noted that you should call 1-800-888-3999, and select option 7. No really.
Okay.. I have the feeling this is going to be slashdotted (a first for a phone number ?
Sure enough, when you press 7, you hear a recording of someone blaring on a duck call two times. Then it hangs up on you.
I can't believe they posted this to Slashdot. Companies that have 1-800 numbers get charged for each call that comes in. Those people are going to be in big trouble when management sees their 1-800 bill skyrocket due to a bunch of /.ers calling in to hear a duck quack. Ha, ha!
Free Hans!
OK, everybody - In the interest of efficiency, can we all agree to make that guy's apartment hotter? That way, they'll suffer and have an expensive heating bill.
/.ers each vote for "hot," his apartment should go up to 275 degrees F.
If the 200,000 registered
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yeah i just got through and it Option 7 asks if you would like to here a duck quack. Press 7 and a duck quacks and hangs up the phone. since when did ducks grow opposable so they could pick up a phone and hang it up???
"hey man got a light?"
Of course Vicky can't get her computer to work right. After all, she's using Microsloth Windblows! I urge the entire Slashdot community to email Dr Glickman and ask him to migrate the clinic's management system to a Modern Operating System (like Linux, which is based on next-generation Unix design and state-of-the-art fail-proof Open Source development). Using Linux's powerful desktop system GNOME (packaged in the user-friendly, failproof RedHat distribution), Vicky will be able to go from incompetent loser to elite hacker geekchick in no time! And using her powerful, cheap Dell computer, she can even help good Dr Glickman save the lives of patients... all thanks to Linux!
Ain't life grand without Billsux around?
To the editors: your English is as bad as your Perl. Please go back to grade school.
There are people out there for whom the feel of their pets' testicles is important.
MP3
Bad pun! Defenestrate him!
-- 2 + 2 = 5, for very large values of 2
I swear, the first time I saw this I thought it said "pant scam". I thought to myself, "It's just what it looks like? Why would anyone want to scam somebody's pants???" I kid you not. I guess I'm just not into the whole webcam thing.
Constitutionally Correct
"Lego's and Neuticles
Does it get any better for overall amusement?"
Yea quite amusing, also brings back memories. I remember when I was a kid I would play for hours with Legos and Neuticles.
The thing I am wondering, is could say Neuticles be used on say for an example on a small chipmuck or goat? Hypotical speaking of corse.
"`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'" -THHGTTG
Well I asked "Is this thing for real?" and it said Outlook not so good so...
How exactly are rubber nuts supposed to save the life of a whino?
I read the internet for the articles.
> Pretty soon, Americans will voluntarily be wearing these tremendous get-ups with cameras sticking every direction, which will enable them to be filmed twenty-four hours a day from fifty angles.
OK by me. I draw the line at gerbilcams, though.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
I used it today but now its gone just when i was about to show it off to my friends
Mouse powered Chips, Open source Processors and Lego
Remember when calling a Toll Free or extra Toll (900/977) number that your name and phone number are always without fail transmitted to the callee. I would absolutely not be suprised if they sell the database of people who have called them!
You have been warned!!!
~GoRK
Oh... pants-CAM... Stupid me was reading it as "pant-SCAM"
Any sufficiently advanced civilization is indistinguishable from Gods.
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January 15, 1990 comes to mind.
But I believe Mothers' Day is the traditional busiest single day of telephone usage.
Any sufficiently advanced civilization is indistinguishable from Gods.
is why the performance enhancing drug ephedrine (actually fairly commonly used by athletes in combination with caffeine and aspirin) will get someone's medal revoked but the performance enhancing drug "amino acids from hornet larvae's stomachs" will not.
* And remember, it's spelled N-e-t-s-c-a-p-e, but it's pronounced "Mozilla."
"Thank you for your interest in patented Neuticles and the revolutionary CTI testicular implant procedure for pets. "
NO SIR, THANK YOU!
*Time to break out the credit card!*
Hehe the question I asked was "Are you being slashdotted?" hmmm, guess ya had to be there!
Enigma
Enigma
Anyone get through?
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Re the quacking duck. If someone didn't do this on purpose, they should have, it is a brilliant example of (most likely unintentional) viral marketting.
I have gotten this in about ten different emails, and myself have been responsible for infecting at least 5 others with this virulent little meme.
How long until we see some copy-cats?
Imagine the following:
(with that old fogey 'we make money the old fashioned way' voice)
'Welcome to Salomen-Smith Barney'
'Press 1 to hear your account balance'
'Press 2 to access stock quotes
'Press 3 to hear me fart the national anthem'
'Press 4 to trade stocks'
'Press 5 to hang up'
-josh
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Have you ever tried to make a long-distance call on New Years Eve at Midnight, or on mother's day? You usually get a message like "All circuits are busy, please hang up and try again."
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Once they get the phone bill they won't be Discount brokers for long... heh. "Why are there 100,000 calls here all listening to a duck quack?" If they have any sort of real phone contract they won't pay much more than a few thousand dollars for this.
My suggestion: make it a ton colder.
(Besides, do we really know if this thing is connected to their thermostat anyway? No active pictures available).
- I don't care if they globalize against free speech. All my best free thoughts are done in my head.
Nothing much, just the usual occasional /. reprint effect...
I can remember seeing those exact pictures from a link on Slashdot before...still cool though.
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Aren't those bastards just getting you to perfect it for them for free? I mean, the process and information and results must all be confidential and the RIAA gets your end product to keep and anylze. Sounds like they just want to see what kind of security holes there are in it and patch them before implementing it... Haha, maybe they would do better if they were like Microsoft and Apple, but instead of charging to beta-test their software, they could charge you to enter their 'contest' and help them create a completely secure SDMI! .....I mean win $$BIG BUCK$$$ and get to be in with the Rock-Stars !!! ;P
full length albums complete with print resolution artwork -- earth2willi.com
One of the news shows last year ran a story on neuticles. At first they were talking about fake balls for the dog, then the story took an alarming turn into Jerry Springer land and started reporting that humans were using nuticles too. Seems that there is no FDA approved cosmetic repalcement for human testicles, so people were using nuticles as a replacement for the family jewels after they had been removed for medical reasons. Reality is stranger than fiction.
You can be as mean as you want to be, as long as you're funny about it.
Gives new meaning to "He's got his head up his ass ", huh?
Yes, The Sydney Morning Herald (SMH) is a reliable paper. It is in the same stable as The Age, and The Australian Financial Review, Australia's 'Wall Street Journal'.
MrCreosote Meow!Thump!Meow!Thump!Meow!Thump! "You're right! There isn't enough room to swing a cat in here!"
It quacks like a duck!
BlackNova Traders
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"[28]Cuban sent us the [29]pantscam (which is exactly what it sounds like)"
Well, I was curious about this pant scam, wondering why some plan to import fake designer jeans would make it to Slashdot coverage. I couldn't think of anything else that would be called pant scam, but was curious ... it turns out it's not "exactly what it sounds like"
but instead is a camera pointed to some woman's underwear. Well, at
least that's what it says it is -- I can't see it, since it requires
some form of javacrap and lynx doesn't have javacrap of any flavor.
(Lynx is fine for viewing graphics, for those who don't know this,
but javacrap, nope, and I'm glad of that.)
What's this have to do with Slashdot? Well, since I can't see the site, I can't tell for sure, but I'm guessing there must be some impressive new technology involved. After all, what good would a camera be that's stuffed down someone's jeans? It's DARK there, right?
Someone who uses a javacrap-enabled browser please let the rest of us know what's going on with this. I'm still curious, even if the site *is* lame, heh.
82.3 when I left it. Remember, hit the RED button
:)
Phear my l33t homepage.
I think they're in trouble anyways. I tried lowering the temp, but it still went up. I think they've got something wrong, and since only one click per IP per day is allowed, it's not like you can then adjust for it.
It's no wonder they're dying, because they're asking people to turn it down, which causes it to keep going up...
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"You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."
Does this mean they finally found a use for all those old defective floating point Pentiums?
John
John
As it turns out, while that technology never went anywhere for home control, its noise immunity was so good that it became the standard for rail transit systems, where it's used to manage destination signs, HVAC, lighting, and related support systems.
Maybe, just MAYBE, there is more than the /. effect at play here.
"custom printed toilet paper"
I want some rolls with Winblows logo's on it !! *That* will be very useful...
I can explain this. At least, as well as Jon Katz could.
The pantscam shows us the danger of American culture in conjunction with the internet. Americans have been obsessed with celebrity and exposure since the first non-silent motion pictures. Now, easy web access gives us the ability to gain as much exposure as we could possibly want.
The result? First, people start sticking web cams in front of their computers. Then, in their bedrooms, showers, refrigerators. Then, in their pants, toilets, and attached to their toothbrushes.
How can we reverse this trend? Well, we can't. Pretty soon, Americans will voluntarily be wearing these tremendous get-ups with cameras sticking every direction, which will enable them to be filmed twenty-four hours a day from fifty angles.
"Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he deems himself your master."
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Now I can't stop thinking about someone filing the 'extrasmall' off of them and relabelling them 'large', ala Pentium IIIs...
"don't fall into the fallacy of believing that Perl can solve social problems. Maybe Perl 6 can, but that's a ways off"
"Of course, to much of that stuff could wind you up on sent us the the next Darwin Awards" -
what? That's not right - that's not even wrong.
"don't fall into the fallacy of believing that Perl can solve social problems. Maybe Perl 6 can, but that's a ways off"
Sure, Darva Conger talking Cisco is nice & all, but what about Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics?
I will say, I wish they had links to the actual news stories. Been reading urban legends too long not to want to see evidence :)
Ok, I can't find a GD link, but at one point I had heard on the web about some weird fetish where guys were getting altered to have a see-through scrotum. (No, really!)
So like, you could have your pet altered and instead of standard Neuticles, you could replace it's nads with glass eyes! Cool! (or dice, skulls, or (magic?) eightballs) The possibilities are endless!
now that would be disturbing!
Whingeing? Thats what you hear from kids when you won't let them do exactly what they want to - you know - "But mummy said I could... "
I am not a manual I am a human being! - The distress call of the TechSupport Badger
Outlook not so good
--weenie NT4 user: bite me!
--weenie NT4 user: bite me!
"Computers are nothing but a perfect illusion of order" -- Iggy Pop
You bastards.
niceFire.com - Humor and Lego's or Lego's and Humor or Some Combination of
Just out of curiosity, why isn't there a user# 42512?
Too bad it wasn't a Penguin!
Now hiring experienced client- & server-side developers
-- @rjamestaylor on Ello
The 8 ball has been a quicky before. That caused me to implement the load shunning device when the queue gets too deep. It takes about 6 seconds to serve each question. I shun people when the 8 ball is stacked up more than 10 people deep.
Gosh, I hope the IE gymnastics work with the shun page, I never checked.
Uhm, do these guys even know what toilet paper is for?
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Since the last thrashing of the 8ball by slashdot I have added IE support. It kind of sucks, only delivers a frame or two per second vs 10/second for netscape, but at least its there.
(IE doesn't have the multipart MIME type, so I do bizarre Javascript encoding state changes in 404 status codes of images.)
I guess the IE shun code doesn't work right after all. You should get this image, but its fairly contorted and I can believe its busted.
Nothing personal, its just that each person in queue has a process wake up, render a new jpeg, and send it everytime the ball rolls. The herd of processes kills my box if there are too many. (Beside, you probably didn't want to be in queue more than a minute anyway.)
But they don't have air conditioning... (says so on the site). You'd only get it down to outside temperature.
lol. I just tried the 8-ball and it's panicking! Instead of an answer, it comes up with an image of a guy with a tear rolling down his cheek and a desperate plea for help, "Help! I've been slashdotted!"
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"People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them"
Higher Logics: where programming meets science.
Money well spent if you ask me.
Think about it: zero gravity...
That's one toilet you care about.
Picture it: instead of hauling out that snowblower or slaving away with that snowshovel, you'll just whip out a plasmagun to melt those two-foot drifts! And for that pesky ice, use the Lightning gun! (Battle suit not included)
"Ancillary does not mean you get to rule the world." --U.S. Circuit Judge Harry Edwards, speaking to the FCC's lawyer
(pressing 7)
"Quack, Quack (click)"
I was rolling on the floor, laughing so hard. I made everyone in my office call and listen. Funny as shit.
But you gotta wonder -- "calls may be monitored and/or recorded". What is their intent? I just hope this is an advertising ploy. =P
The problem is that only the heating system is controlled by the thermostat, therefore it's possible to increase the temprature significantly more than it can be decreased.
-- The act of censorship is always worse than whatever is being censored. Always.
Haha, during the day someone will answer the phone. I asked for Option 7, and she connects me to the listings of options, then quaky quaky.
--
Scott Miga
suprax@linux.com
Real world? What is this thing of which you speak? Is that like, OUT-FUCKING-SIDE?
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come home, set them on fire." - George Carlin
I would just like to say that Taco has gained several Cool Points for the Barenaked Ladies reference in the Dept. and Title of this article.
+++ATH0
And if you take too much you break out in... (stop! stop! that hurts! AAAAAARGH!)
I am not a manual I am a human being! - The distress call of the TechSupport Badger
And he never brought up Columbine, what kind of a John Katz story is that?
The following, as the subject says, is the transcript with Alison, the girl wearing the PantsCam. Enjoy!
:P
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.cmu here? :)
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./ed already
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3 2.106 - he he.... mono
3 2.106 - I think this is the kitty litter cam... how are you gonna know?
3 2.106 - he he
:)
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3 2.106 - that's pretty sad
:)
3 2.106 - damn, got me
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/. as AC
Connecting to www.pantscam.com:15127... connected.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - ahh, sweet
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - yaaaa....we get to talk to Alison
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - crazy
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - heh
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - can't say i've ever talked to someone's underwear before
204.227.167.9/204.227.167.9 - hehe yeah
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - wheee.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i have returned!!!
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - haha!
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - heh
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i think i just saw some couche
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - oh god
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - no you didn't
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - LOL
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - i'm chatting on a webpage
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yes i did! dammit!
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - just let me have my fun!
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - SHOOT ME!
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i know i hear ya
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Hmm, so I'm guessing she or someone nearby is in here now.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - you can believe what you want, but they're my underwear
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - must be here
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - why's that?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - err...her
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - alison is that you?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - yep.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - she's cmu.edu
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - cool what's up?
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - why is this page here?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Wow, you're at CMU, eh?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - so what's the point of this project, may i ask?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Know Alison?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - yes. i'm at CMU.
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - A bit dark, isn't it?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - the point?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - (Different Alison, obviously)
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yes the point
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - it was for fun and we never realized that this would happen...
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - you know you got slashdotted?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - That it'd get so popular?
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - hahaha
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - already slashdotted
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - that's horrific
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yeah i got this form slashdot
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i got a lot of email when i got slashdotted - that's when things got this busy.
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - i'm back - the aplet leaks like a sieze and screwed my PC
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - how many people here came from the Slashdot Quickie?
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - me
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - so why did you pick your pants alison? why not outside so we could see what you're doing?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - hehe.
204.227.167.9/204.227.167.9 - me
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - pants was much more ingenius
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i mena, if you weren't wearing any underwear and/or had a light down there it would be a lot more entertaining
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Alison: Do you know alison@andrew?
barnum.hcii.cs.cmu.edu/128.2.185.188 - dude, it's java, it's not supposed to leak memory... garbage collection
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - well, so many people already have web cams, and most are boring.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - exactly
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i dont' know alison@andrew, no
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - well, hate to say it, but this one isn't all that much more itneresting
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - java - garbage - that figures !!
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Otay, just curious, she's a friend of mine (well, an ex as well...)
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - yeah, but how many people have mobile webcams?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - we figured it would be funny if i could get a lot of people in my pants
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - well the idea is cool, but the blackness isn't so cool
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - heeheehee
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - LOL
barnum.hcii.cs.cmu.edu/128.2.185.188 - I thought alison@andrew was gay
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - umm....just curious, is that a tattoo we're seeing?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - are we watching a loop right now alison or is it live?
barnum.hcii.cs.cmu.edu/128.2.185.188 - at least, that's what I would infer from her
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Uhm, she's got a boyfriend.
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - this is looped - i saw that a while ago
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - that's not a tattoo
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - show us some live stuff and prove it's you (if possible please)
barnum.hcii.cs.cmu.edu/128.2.185.188 - I think you people watch this far too much
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - no tattoos
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - so what was that?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - how long have you all been on?
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - it beats doing real work
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - eh, i've been watching for several minutes and that's too long heh
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - I just noticed it today.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - I've seen it several times.....
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - oh yeah alison what's with that bathroom scene? did you really pee or was it just a goof?
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - yeah, work sucks.
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - it's gone black to punish us !!
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - I've been on for an hour or so...
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hehe...there's the phallic shape again....
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - it's a dildo
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - what is that, if you don't mind my asking?
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - haha
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - what do you mean. when i go to the bathroom i pee!
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - imagination is a terrible thing to waste.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - not on the camera, I hope
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yeah but there wasn't any toiler paper in the toilet...u didn't wipe?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - when the server is down, we have to recycle images so you will see the same things twice. and when i sleep and whatnot...
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - Ah...shades of Jenni---buncha people's brains are in the toilet....
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - and when you sleep? but the main page says 24/7.....
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 -
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - How long are you planning on being live?
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - 24/7 24/7
161.57.55.49/161.57.55.49 - Nobody tell Jenni how to do this
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - (in general)
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Obviously some folks here are expecting more than they should be.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hehehe
barnum.hcii.cs.cmu.edu/128.2.185.188 - yeah, but the wireless LAN doesn't work off campus
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - she started it
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - this server is sort of unstable - we should have used linux
barnum.hcii.cs.cmu.edu/128.2.185.188 - and Alison lives off campus
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yeah, what should we be expecting? anything exciting in the future or is this it?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - ahhhh......good excuse
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - heh
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - blame it on microsoft.....
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i'm not going to put on a show for you guys...
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Do you hook it up directly when she's at home..?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - this is just my pants.
modem-30.ohio.dialup.pol.co.uk/62.137.86.30 - yeah, that would be *real* embedded linux
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - darnit
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - i blame you - you set this up
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - well wait a second alison....i think i saw you feeling your breast or ass or something last night
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - nah, this is amusing enough to figure out wtf is going on
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - there was definitely a hand on flesh...what was that all about?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - haha
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - None of damn business, most likely.
161.57.55.49/161.57.55.49 - This is so terrible it's almost art.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - its hilarious.
216.30.19.152/216.30.19.152 - hello?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - alison: So, have a bf? That the other
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - there was a hand down my pants - my thigh was sore
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - ahh, we have another guest from CMU.edu.........
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - introduce yourself, Patrician
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - oh i see...sore thighs (*wink wink*)
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - yeah, i have a bf
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hehe
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - "nudge, nudge" haha
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - LOL
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Kind of figured.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - way to go alison
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i think i like you
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - ever shag at college ??
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - you know, at this rate you'll probably get cmu mad at you
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Considering how cute you are.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - well, you seem to like my pants at least
161.57.55.49/161.57.55.49 - So this would be a sanctioned university activity?
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - is the camera live now?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - well, the jury's still out onthe pants...the whole idea is cool though
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i think it's an educational activity.
216.30.19.152/216.30.19.152 - No, those are recorded pictures of fuzzy darkness.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - "how to set up a website in your pants"
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - it would be cool if you gave us one or two frames of some good stuff now and then...or maybe just anything but darkness
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - i don't feel educated
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - in human nature, at least, Alison
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - seriously, you should walk around with the cam on your shoulder or something
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - it's not always dark - i don't want to wear a light too!
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - of course. tell a horny bastard to get in someone's pants, what do you think they're gonna think?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - haha
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - no light, huh? how come?
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - better yet, around your neck so you can see all the guys staring
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - maglights can be *fun* though!
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - how about a shirt cam sometimes so we can see your braw instead of underwear?
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - Oooerrr - i 2nd that
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - we thought of hiding it so it pointed out of my pants and we could catch guys checking out my ass
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - hahahah
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - heheheh
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - I'm sure that's common.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yes do that that would be hilarious
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Hey there.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - doh
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hmm.....what was that?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - a bra.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - there's some light for you.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - what's your major alison?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - psychology
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - really...u're just a geek on the side?
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - Figues
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - where are you all?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - figures?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i'm infotech at RIT
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - yeah,
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - I'm in VA, near DC.
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - MO
bob.us.ua.edu/130.160.224.104 - UA
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i have geek help
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - I'm at work - going home soon
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - you have to take CS for psych here though
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - your bf's a geek?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - IBM....if you didn't notice from the host name..... Lexington KY
204.227.167.9/204.227.167.9 - Spokane WA
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - cs for psych? weird
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - Iowa State
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - CS for almost everything here
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - ENGLAND
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - CS for psych?? how does that work?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - hehe that sux i hate CS
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hmm....
modem-30.ohio.dialup.pol.co.uk/62.137.86.30 - London baby!
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - and my bf's not a geek!
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - I visit CMU sometimes though, to see alison@andrew.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - weird
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - rock on!
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i wasn't insulting your bf...geeks are usually pretty cool
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - far away
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - yeah, you forget most of the people here are probably "geeks"
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i know. actually, he is a geek, but he didn't do anything here.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - totally
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - right on
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - alison: I'd love to stop by and say hi to you too sometime.
sdsl-64-7-16-9.dsl.nyc.megapath.net/64.7.16.9 - ?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - so who in here is down with 420?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i'll take the cam out in a minute
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - damn snowman, what's with you and hitting on chatroom chicks?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hahaha
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - show us your face alison when you take out the cam
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Hey, I met alison@andrew on a bbs, and that was great fun.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - hehe
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - i know, i had fun with BBSes
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - my face is on the main page.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - fact i kinda miss them
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i know but how do i know you're really the admin of this page?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Hmm.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - you could just be someone posing
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Time to blow away my SDSL for a bit I'm thinking.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i could be, bt why would i?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - http://bma.debian.net/e-irc
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - that i don't know
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i don't really know how i could prove it to you.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - no... a poser would have put up a picture that someone would recognize as being a porn pic
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - so have you convinced anyone else to do this type of thing or are u the only one?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - easy...
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - pull out the camera and say "hi" or something
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i think i'm the only one.
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - alison: Just by saying you'll do something and then doing it.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - it's not hard.....unless you have this on loop or something
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i'm sure you won't be the last
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - there i am!
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Well, if it wasn't looping.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - the guy?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hehe
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - hehe...cool
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 -
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - i saw this earlier
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - try that again
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - see my dunkin donuts poster?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - that's my tv
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - I see a TV....
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - yep - that's a loop
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yeah this is the loop from earlier
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - a WRCT schedule
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - sure is
161.57.55.49/161.57.55.49 - This is the epitomy of "tragically ludicrous"
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - hahaha, I'm getting called a 'tart' on #e (irc.openprojects.net)
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - that's cause you're a slut, snowman
modem-30.ohio.dialup.pol.co.uk/62.137.86.30 - *cough
modem-30.ohio.dialup.pol.co.uk/62.137.86.30 - bet your ass you're a tart
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - hahaha, you hush gibby.
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - nothing wrong with tarts
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - all this name calling...
modem-30.ohio.dialup.pol.co.uk/62.137.86.30 - Snow-Man: you're supposed to chat them up *before* you get in their pants
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - this may be tragically ludicrous.... but you're watching it too.
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - hahahaha
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - why do you need to chat them up first?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - give us some new footage alison
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - this isn't namecalling
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - alison: Don't ask me.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - go to #e and you'll see *real* namecalling heh
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - ooh, you're a fast chick, aren't you alison?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i bet you're naughty in bed
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - It's all in fun though.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - naughty? of course. who isn't?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - naughty is fun though.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - eh, usually its a good idea to chat them up.
161.57.55.49/161.57.55.49 - Go to #e and 'english
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - a few girls i've known (*sign*)
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - that is rather the point
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - otherwise you might be facing a jury later
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - do you like to get spanked alison?
195.152.146.200/195.152.146.200 - no reply
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - spanked? not that it's really any of your business, but no.
modem-30.ohio.dialup.pol.co.uk/62.137.86.30 - okay I shall go be productive now. Alison: watch what these guys get up to in here okay?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - LOL
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i'm sorry i'm just having fun
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - it's all good.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - and he *is* in your pants, after all.
sdsl-64-7-16-9.dsl.nyc.megapath.net/64.7.16.9 - alison what is your major?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - she already answered that
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - psych
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Hrm, that must be a faq.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - yep
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yeah, i mean i'm already looking directly at your underwear (even though you're several hundred miles away)
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - keeping notes i see, good!
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - what's it like to have 25 people in your pants, anyway?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i think it's fun
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - hahahah
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - so u're going to continue this, um, project?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - ohhh....lame joke, but funny
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - i'd be rather frightened if 25 people were in my pants.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - there would be like two people here and then slashdot happened.
161.57.55.49/161.57.55.49 - Better enjoy this now before it get's
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - it's all about publicity
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - it *is* slashdotted
aklaum.dsl.telerama.com/205.201.10.16 - hmm. I guess the pantscam isn't lighted
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - oh yes, this is one of the few times we geeks get to be in a girls pants
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yeah it's
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - you putting this on your resume?
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 -
161.57.55.49/161.57.55.49 - Where have I been?
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - you should.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yeah i mean
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - nope. not on my resume. my dad is already pissed.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - look in monday's archives i think
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - It was in the last quickies.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hahahaha
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - dads are like that
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - LOL youre dad knows about this????
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - hehe
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - is your dad here now?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - you told your dad about it???
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - haha
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - nope. he's at home. i told him about it though. better he find out through me.
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - I suppose there is that.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - haha...better he not find out at all......
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - of course i told my dad about it!
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - do you have any sisters?
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - her dad is ROC.gblx.net
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - how wierd would it be to have dad login
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - hehe
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - he did login once actually, before there was so much traffic
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - that could be hazardeous to health
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - no sisters
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - a brother though. maybe you could see his pants
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - no thanks
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - hahaha
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - haha...no thanks
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 -
aklaum.dsl.telerama.com/205.201.10.16 - Can you take the cam out for a sec? I just want to see something other than darkness from a technological point of view.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - course, for all that the camera manages to show, doesn't matter much
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hmmm...that must be leg....
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - can't take it out now, we're looping now.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - when aer you going to put new stuff up?
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - heh
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - well, stop looping then
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 -
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i'm lazy.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hah....good excuse
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - c'mon how much effort does it take to put a little device down your pants?
tan7.ncr.com/192.127.94.7 - Alison, I am curious about the Java applet. Was it custom made or did you use something and modify it?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - in fact, i should be working right now
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - does your camera vibrate alison?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - LOL
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - have homework?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - studying?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - the camera doesn't vibrate. that would be irritating.
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Hrm, that was slightly annoying.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - studying.
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - nutrape locked.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i beg to differ...i think you'd enjoy it
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - depends where she put the camera
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - if i could choose when to make it vibrate, cool. if others did, no way.
h00010223fa96.ne.mediaone.net/24.147.72.104 - i see no pic
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - LOL
tan7.ncr.com/192.127.94.7 - Alison, Where did you get the Java Applet from?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - my phone does enough vibrating to startle me.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - *guffaw*
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - yeah but you don't put your phone down your pants do u?
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - you could put a "vibrate" button on the page here
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - hang on...
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - LOL
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - oh yeah i wonder what temperature it is in that dude's apartment....anyone check that out today? (in the same quickies as this website)
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - taking the loop off?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Hrm.
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - Press 7 to vibrate my pants
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - Apt 5 is down to eighty or so, I think
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - actually, i didn't write the applet.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - nice
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - The applet keeps being not nice to me.
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - set temp is down to 79.86
tan7.ncr.com/192.127.94.7 - Then who did write the applet? Did you get it from somewhere ready made, or got someone to write a custom applet?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - that's so weird that they let other people control the temp in their house
aklaum.dsl.telerama.com/205.201.10.16 - In your pants or not it would be cool to see something.
adsl-151-201-232-106.bellatlantic.net/151.201.2
aklaum.dsl.telerama.com/205.201.10.16 - mono
aklaum.dsl.telerama.com/205.201.10.16 - wasabi?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hahaha.....the Apt 5 people put up a sign saying "thank you for clicking colder"
adsl-151-201-232-106.bellatlantic.net/151.201.2
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - wwwaaaassssaaaabbbbbiiiiii!!!!!!!
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - it's a custom applet. got written for the cam.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - so are we gonna get to see new material or what?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - why would you have kitty litter cam?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - i think it was a rhetorical joke
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - to see pussy
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - probably no new material this afternoon
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - LOL
adsl-151-201-232-106.bellatlantic.net/151.201.2
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - LOL
tan7.ncr.com/192.127.94.7 - You mean comes with the cam from the cam vendor, or you had someone write it for you specially?
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - clever
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - oh, that's terrible
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - you're all over that Rogerian pych
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - oh...I WANT NEW MATERIAL, MOM!
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - PLEASE, MOM!~
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - it was written specifically for this.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - heh
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - why do you think it was written specifically for this?
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Uhm, duh?
barnum.hcii.cs.cmu.edu/128.2.185.188 - it is called PantsCamClient.class
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Consider who you're talking to.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - i don't think, i know
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - did you think you could just run down and buy MS PantsCam 2000?
tan7.ncr.com/192.127.94.7 - Alison/HSAcorp: She says it was written for this project.
adsl-151-201-232-106.bellatlantic.net/151.201.2
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Whoah, bellatlantic.net adsl? That looks like DC area.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - we wanted to do something to utilize wireless andrew
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - It's Jesse Helms!
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - bwahahha
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - so you thought your pants would be the logical environment for that
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - why not?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - original idea
adsl-151-201-232-106.bellatlantic.net/151.201.2
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - no kidding
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - so, any plans to take us off the loop while you're on??
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Ugh. I don't wanna study for my physics test tonight.
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - well, we had a number of other ideas, but this one was the funniest
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - well, if it were me, i'd put on a show sometimes, late at night
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - better than the several thousand webcamchicks out there
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - not today. it'll be loop.
host5-99-56-41.btinternet.com/195.99.56.41 - this is pants...
host5-99-56-41.btinternet.com/195.99.56.41 -
dhcp-6-211.ait.iastate.edu/129.186.6.211 - I can hardly believe pantscam.com wasn't already taken!
tan7.ncr.com/192.127.94.7 - So the Java applet was developed by someone at CMU specially for the hardware you had?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - you can tell this is a Slashdot crowd.....
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - yeah. i've borrowed much of the hardware too.
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - What, the interest in the tech?
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - you know, i'm actually starting to get bored with this
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - iterested in the chick in the pants? a little....interested in the hardware and software? A LOT
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - will you wash the hardware before you give it back?
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - hah
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - LOL
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - wash it? yeah, i'll put it in the tub!
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - I hope she has more tech savvy than that
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - nah, don't wash it...just send it straight to nc.us.ibm
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - you could auction it on ebay
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - hahahh
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - haha.....what??? why me???
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - anyway, i've got to run. i'll see if we can get up some newer images for you soon.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - yeah, auction it.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - on ebay.
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Keen.
208-48-236-101.dsl1.ROC.gblx.net/208.48.236.101 - cool take it easy alison
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - Later, Alison.
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - alison's pantscam. $2000
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - mmm, hadn't thought of that. i could use the cash!
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - hehe
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - buh buy now
snowman.snowman.net/63.80.4.208 - hahaha
ss02.nc.us.ibm.com/32.97.136.232 - have fun studying......
216.49.36.65/216.49.36.65 - you could auction it and get another cam. or two. or three. hehehe
EPINEPHRINE.PC.CC.CMU.EDU/128.2.22.45 - thanks. enjoy the cam!
24-216-29-167.hsacorp.net/24.216.29.167 - time to post the transcript on
It looks like since they've been slashdotted everyone's been trying to make the house extremely uncomfortable. What impression of slashdotters are we trying to create here?
All the pictures are repeating. If you go to
http://diddl.firehead.org/.z/pantscam/
you can see all the photos they use in the repeating cycle.
hehe 1/100 of a degree? lets get everyone to spam that and get it up to 90 degrees.. we can do it.. it's already at 82. something :P
:P fun stuff to annoy ppl with)
btw, they have a live webcam pointing at a temp gauge and, coincidentally, their tv... They were watching DBZ on cartoon network when I looked..
(Also, that page has a button to turn the room lights on/off and their xmas lights too
-since when did 'MTV' stand for Real World Television instead of MUSIC television?
guys, where do you find this stuff?!
"Finally, many people noted that you should call 1-800-888-3999, and select option 7. No, really"
Forget about pressing 7 when they first answer, Listen to all their options until they get to 7..
really.
-since when did 'MTV' stand for Real World Television instead of MUSIC television?
This came up just now on a click through agreement for a cheesy web-movie player. Good thing I read this, because I was planning to use it for running a nuclear facility! You may not use the Yahoo! Financevision software or content to operate nuclear facilities, life support or other medical equipment, MANUFACTURING OR CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT, WEAPONS SYSTEMS, AIRCRAFT OR NAUTICAL NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEMS, OR FOR ANY OTHER MISSION CRITICAL APPLICATION WHERE HUMAN LIFE OR PROPERTY MAY BE AT STAKE. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE YAHOO! FINANCEVISION SOFTWARE AND CONTENT ARE NOT DESIGNED FOR SUCH PURPOSES AND THAT THEIR FAILURE IN SUCH CASES COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PROPERTY OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE;
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I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
Look at the change in temperature since they got /.ed. What a sadistic bunch of people...
Eh...
this - enough said.
dunno. It's a (semi)random number, I'll tell you that. I never checked to see if it's real or not.
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were from http://memepool.com/, Blue's News, CNET, Wired News, etc. I am a freak! ;)
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
You can see that here.
With apologies to Dave Barry, I Am Not Making This Up:
On the phone with my girlfriend right now, telling her about some of the quickies. This gem just kinda rolled out of my mouth...
"[...] there's a site called the pantscam, but it's down..."
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Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
I was wondering if anyone can verify the hornet story? Is smh.com.au a reliable paper?
It sounds really fascinating! I wonder how much hornet juice would cost if they started selling it?
-- Virtual Windows Project
Funniest thing on the site:
...replicating the animals testicle in size, shape and weight
Ok, Mr. Johnson, I've made them a bit heavier this time.
Yeah, not too bad, boy. Hang on a second...
MOOOOOOOOH!
Yeah, they're pretty similar. Maybe a bit firmer with the next batch.
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You lose 10 points in the Dec-Katz-Alon.
:)
WWJD? JWRTFM!!!
Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics
I watch the sea.
I saw it on TV.
No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?
Why don't we get someone to hack the dnet client to turn the temp. up in their apartment.
Before the 1996 Superbowl CompuServe ran an ad slamming AOL with the phone number to sign up 1-800-NO-BUSYS. Lots of people complained that they got busys when they called the number.
So what do we call it when all of /. goes and calls the same telephone number?
/. effect working in another domain?
slashphoned effect?
phoneslashed?
Or is it still the
I pity the phone switch and the confused tech.
The message I got was "thank you for calling Verizon. for customer service, press 1..." because I havn't paid my phone bill (DSL still works :)
Anyone care to post a summary?
fear is the mind killer
Is this a Slashdot first? A site (the 8-ball site) setting itself up to be Slashdotted? Try the 8-ball and check out the image you get.
- I don't care if they globalize against free speech. All my best free thoughts are done in my head.
Is this the first time that the telephone system has felt the Slashdot effect?
:)
I am sure that whoever owns this toll number will not appreciate the bill that they get. They are the ones who have to pay for every call.
-Nails-
question: "is this fake?"
answer: "better not tell you now."
hehe.
Last week the Jurassic 5 reference, this week Barenaked Ladies (the band). Is it coincidence that I'm seeing them both in concert this week? Broke into the old apartment, Tore the phone out of the wall is the line that the quickies headline comes from. Rock on!
My other computer is your Windows box
the 8 ball was fun and all, until i got this broken image link...
y ou%20have%20been%20shunned.jpg
http://8ball.federated.com/images/final-Sorry,%20
why oh WHY, have I been shunned, oh magic 8-ball....WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!!!!!
Slashdot readers are half as likely to ask the 8ball about romance and three times ask likely to ask about their job.
This is from the trained monkeys (well, regex keyword matcher) that categorize the questions for the ad server on the 8ball.
From the website,
For the record, I asked the Public 8Ball "Is this for real?" and the answer I got back was along the lines of "definitely, yes."
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You must be new here. Quickies have been around for a long time. And what do you mean "nothing was posted for a while"? There were 15 posts in the past 24 hours.
You mean "He called the shit poop!". - Billy Madison
What?
For everyone who couldn't be there, I bring you the magic of the pants-cam via the chat application built-in to the pants-cam site. IP addresses deleted to protect the perverts in the audience... otherwise raw and uncensored, baby! This is about a half-dozen people at any given time commenting on the erratic performance and general blackness of the pants-cam, except towards the end when Alison (or someone) pulled it out and stuck her tongue out at us.
/. has crashed another server ;)
/.?
Good god, I REALLY can't believe I don't have anything better to do than this.
Connecting to www.pantscam.com:15127... connected.
i think
fun fun fun
anyone see anything?
show me some nekkid babes
Heed! Pants! Now!
cool... i see something
i can't believe i don't have anything better to do than this
show me nakedness
um... hello... it's pretty dark inside one's pants...
forecast calls for grey cloudy pants
bye bye
I seem to have misplaced my pants
how many of you came here from
[raises hand]
probably all of us
yeah, probably a dumb question
nah, what's dumb is that we're actually HERE.
heh yeah, looking at a black blob, woohoo
say, my view of the pants is gone... anyone got pants right now?
this suck
no pants here
i see no nakedness
oh wait
i got the pants
hmmm its dark
the magic 8 ball page wasn't working for me, either =P
this sucks
i see movement
ooo! I got pants again, too.... ooooo sexxxy
wtf is this
im not sure what im looking at
where is the lense pointed?
oh yeah, they should make this a pay site....
lol
hmmm this nakedness is lacking
/list what else is here?
:q!
enjoy the pants everyone
yeah, i'm appalled at the lack of nudity here...
now why is this suposed to be cool again?
but if you use your imagine, it's actually kinda hot
imagination
i think
I think we need to add a flashlight to this equation
more like a brighter light or something...
whoa
nice
what is that
yeah what are we looking at??
what'd you see?
i see feet!
ahh theres something
i think..
i think im sticking out of a fly
woo-hoo! feet!
this is beyond wierd
i see pants
I had bad dreams about something like this once...
i can't wait until we ALL have pants-cams
i see brown pants and a foot
except rosanne barr... i don't want her to have a pants-cam
surprisingly un-slashdotted
seems to have froze
bring my nakedness back
slashdot effect?
ok where's the image
lol that's what i get
seems to be working pretty well considering the load
i swear i saw pussy 10 mins ago...
don't know about that
darn
whoa.
hmm thats this
what was that?
damnit, keeps going black
woah is that a breast?
is she moving us?
its a tease!!
she keeps moving it arond
maybe shes having sex
lol
hmmm there she is
WOAH!
there she is!
shes moving us
The Age old question "Where does this thing go?!?!"
ITS A GUY!
arrrghhh.....
put us back in your pants
better yet, put us in a hit chicks pants
hello.
with a flashlight...
this is about to get interesting
this is so strangely amusing
so bizzare
attendance is up
I'll never leave the house again.
Actually I was thinking "utterly wrong but fascinating"
that's a good phrase
I can't see a damn thing.
works for me
move damnit
What's the refresh rate set to?
for some reason I really, really want a pants-cam
-1
brings new meaning to touch it, touch my monkey?
eeeeeeeeeeew
mokeys... plural
damnit the pictures not updating
dang... offline maybe?
hey I never got a picture in the first place.
fucking a, fuck this
oh, dude, you missed out.
i want a refund
touch it, touch my monkey...
it was amazing!
yay more black
actually, this little java app is pretty darn cool.
was it good for you?
be even cooler if there was something to watch!!!
Methinks this should be patented.
ok, that's true, but still...
fuck this
Mothers everywhere will get one for their kids.
show's over, methinks
man.. looks like show over..
im going back to slashdot
I don't know about a couple postings...the whole point of the quickies I think, is to post things that are of minor interest, maybe amusement, but don't warrant a whole post and discussion of their own.
Breaking this up into several paragraphs however, would do wonders for legibility. Whitespace is not always a bad thing.
If God had wanted us to think, he would have given us brains.
I guess I should've tried submitting this link instead of merely putting it into my sig.
If you can read this, then I forgot to check "Post Anonymously".
Ie gives me:
HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
Internet Information Services
Never saw that one before.
I suspect the owners of that 800 number are not going to be pleased to find that it's been... um.. slashdotted.
Our bill was *how* much?
I did search on that phone number and it came up as a online brokerage company... I couldn't get through.. what gives??
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"Spaceballs the toilet paper" Hell yeah. Making dreams a reality. ~K (horray for RPI)
Someone on SlashNET brought up the 800 number thing a few days ago. MP3 is here for the telephonically impaired, or something.
Quick! Let's use the slashdot effect to burn these guys... each click raises the temperature by 1/100th of a degree. We only need about... 10000 people?
I mean, who thought the slashdot effect would help the global warning?
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I have caller ID block, so I got a laugh for my trouble and they got a higher phone bill. Fair enough.
Ack. I've seen some of my professors make shitty web pages before. They usually don't have the time to make a good one. This man must have tried quite a long time to make that monstrosity.
The whole concept of your product sickens me. Anyone who thinks that their dog gives a rats ass about whether or not it looks like it has balls needs to get a grip on reality. Only in *America can animals enjoy the benefits of modern medicine while humans die from a lack of access to that same level of care. That's what I have to say about "Neuticles" *I am American and ashamed at this aspect of my country's culture.
The problem with that lawnmower is that you still have to drive around to mow your lawn. That's the part I hate. I want a big laser than I can set on my porch and use to mow the entire lawn without leaving my seat. Sure, I might have to take out a few trees, birds, neighbors, etc to do it, but hey, that's the price for convenience.
So, of course I asked the 8-ball "Will you cease and desist?"
It promtly answered "It is likely"
All opinions are my own - until criticized
What a crappy website!
Post proof or retract.
-- This is me. This is me on E2.Will I retire or break 10K?
[Quickies] would not be possible on E2 because Everything 2 does not allow <a href="...">external links</a>, only [hardlink]s within the E2 system.
Will I retire or break 10K?
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"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
You figure for the $5 million or so NASA probably flushed down the can for that Waste Collection Unit, it could handle whatever seven astronauts can fire at it. Or at least dump $100 to make sure shoulder-length gloves are available.
Either that, or ban freeze-dried beans and cabbage from the next flight.
Talk about pissing away your money.
But maybe this will put $400 Department of Defense-approved toilet seats in perspective.
Or maybe it's just the same old crap.
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Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
If I recall correctly from calling a week or so ago.
You receive a standard automated voice prompting you to chose one of 7 options. The comment for option 7 is:
"If you would like to hear a duck quack, chose 7."
If you chose 7 you'll hear someone play a duck call and then hang up.
What really bother me are:
- Animated GIFs
- GIFs
- 800k of graphics just for some stupid logo
- blink tags
- Hard-to-read-over backgrounds
- Extremely-lynx-unfriendly crowded navigation bars
- JavaScript
- Macromedia * (or any other plugins, for that matter)
Ah well, I like Taco Hell better.-- 2 + 2 = 5, for very large values of 2