Hucksters, Suckers, and the Cue:Cat
Someone in the Know writes: "Now that it's almost completely over for Digital:Convergence, D Magazine (Dallas) unveiled the investments and the suckers surrounding the Cue:Cat and its creator J. Jovan Philyaw. I especially liked the Coca-Cola executive's observation: "... said listening to Philyaw made him feel like his hair was on fire". This was passed around ex-employees and we all got a kick out of it. The company is still alive, apparently, but not doing much anymore."
This sounded like it was going to be a neat technology. I got myself a CueCat and tried it out for a while, but it did seem a little too overhyped and a little too "head in the clouds."
one of my books for college came with a whole page of barcodes for one...having the little scanner gizmo could be fun..but whats the point? learn to type
If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
Now if I could only get them to invest in some real estate in Florida....
The company is still alive, apparently, but not doing much anymore.
Just goes to show you what happens when a company tries to make its living by suing people.
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
of the Corporate States of America...
the cue cat has to be one of the top five symbols of the dot-com era (or, atleast up there with razor scooters). you have to wonder who thought this gizmo up though ... who reads magazines in-front of the computer?
now - if there was a wireless version that worked in the bathroom, they'd be millionaires right now
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as a door stop. It truly changed the way I used the internet... my office is cooler!
Live to Code, Code to Live!
One of the problems that a lot of the 'dot-bombs' have seen is that their product is just fine, but occupies a niche that just isn't a large market. I worked for a company that had a half-way decent product, and the revenue of this product could have supported a dozen people, or even twenty or so. But our CEO (who couldn't add 13 and 7 correctly) was hyped, and thought we needed a 100+ employee company, and millions of dollars in investment, and that we could make billions of dollars. NO. Not every product is a revolution. Not every product needs to have a "225-person workforce"
Advice to executives: Don't hire unless you need some work done that your current employees can't handle.
Nathan Brazil?
From the article (emphasis added in italics...):
The Mark: David EdmondsonTitle: President and COO, RadioShack Corp.
Invested: $30 million
Commitment: Manufactured CueCats and distributed them free at all RadioShack outlets.
Quote: "I went, 'Holy Toledo! This is big.'"
Sorry, Dave...
"What is the sound of one belly slapping?"
D Magazine: From Zero to Slashdotted in seconds!
"I am a cipher, a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce" -Jimmy James
Just ask any Rambus shareholder if suing everyone on the planet is the way to increase shareholder value.
I think if this had only been released sooner, the Cue Cat could've made it financially. Hopefully other companies will learn from this the perils of ignoring the Linux userbase!
"I am a cipher, a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce" -Jimmy James
"It fails to solve a problem which never existed." --Debbie Barham, The Evening Standard
"Are these folks kidding?" --Sandra Brown Kelly, Roanoke Times & World News
"You have to wonder about a business plan based on the notion that people want to interact with a soda can." --Jeff Salkowski, Chicago Tribune
Was this the "Edsel" of the Internet age or what!
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
subject says it all
The CueCat isn't THAT bad...Using CatNip, my business now has free barcode scanners. Thanks Digital Convergence :)
I, personally, am happy to have had the chance to see one of my _life's ambitions_ filled... Thanks to Mr. Philyaw, I now own a bar code scanner to catalog my music with.
I spent months trying to find a reasonably priced scanner, and eventually I gave up. But shortly there after, a trip to the local Radio Shack fixed that problem. I consider it a fair deal after all the times I've overpaid for items at that place, that I get a little something back.
"listening to Philyaw made him feel like his hair was on fire"
Being an engineering type and not a marketing type, does having ones hair set on fire represent a good thing?
JET Program: see Japan, meet intere
A bar-code reader in every pot! Though, this is just the beginning; it is worth noting that Evil dickheads learn from their mistakes as well, albeit in a fashion limited to the question of money/power accruement.
--Mind you, if you are ruthless and savvy enough, you can surf the evils of society with very little effort. Life is good for those who have learned the 'way'.
Like porn and condoms, somebody with his/her head set to the right frequency will only pay a pittance, (if anything) for their bar code readers. Or cars. Or food. Etc.
Knowledge is power! Ignorance and Obsession are the only things standing in your way.
-Fantastic Lad
Describing "The Suckers", the article says:
The Mark: Steve Forbes
Title: Publisher, Forbes
Invested: At least $2 million
Commitment: Sent more than 800,000 subscribers CueCat and software.
I had no idea so many had been distributed. I know there have been lots of geek applications developed for those who picked them up free at RadioShack (people who WANTED them) but nearly 800,000 people got them that perhaps didn't want them?
I wonder what they all did with them...
The basic question when you have a new product is-"what need is this solving?"
This was a device to enable people to see more advertising.
yes that's what i want, more advertising!
The cue-cat is my favorite useless invention of the dot.com bubble
I have one but never hooked it up. I'm waiting on the death of Digital:Convergence to be able to use it without fear of a lawsuit.
"The Dumbest Invention in the History of Computers"
.... It's clearly the time to stay
The CueCat was Dallas born and Dallas bred, and it was Dallas' biggest
contribution to the Internet Bubble.
By Glenna Whitley
On Sept. 6, Belo finally ran up the white flag. In a small story on the front
page of the business section, the Morning News announced it was giving up on a
promotion it had hyped more than the paper's recent redesign: a device dubbed
"CueCat" that read bar codes implanted in stories in the News and on sister TV
station WFAA. Invented and distributed by Dallas-based Digital Convergence,
CueCat was supposed to help consumers jump from print to Web without the pesky
trouble of typing. About as useful as an automatic page turner, CueCat's
pointlessness was obvious to everyone, it seems, but the investors who backed
it and the editors and producers who promoted it relentlessly. The game was up
in May when Digital Convergence fired most of its 225-person workforce. Belo
soldiered on for three months-apparently too embarrassed to back down-before
announcing that, in the words of one spokesman, "not every project has a 100
percent success rate."
The Huckster
By Glenna Whitley
Salesman: Jovan Philyaw
Title: Chairman and CEO, Digital Convergence
Bio: Philyaw is a self-proclaimed "luminary figure in the world of direct
marketing." The Digital Convergence web site boasts his past successes,
generating more than $4 billion in business-to-consumer sales for companies
such as QVC, Fingerhut, Home Shopping Network, and National Media. In addition
to Tripledge wiper blades, which supposedly sold $50 million in less than 36
months, Philyaw was the driving force behind Susan Powter ("Stop the
Insanity!") and 1-800-Be-A-Geek, the alias of Internet America, the Internet
service provider whose billboards once blanketed Dallas. He's also the host and
executive producer of Net Talk Live!, which started as a local radio and
television show and is now broadcast on the Web. Digital Convergence invented,
owned, and promoted the CueCat.
Stake: 49.77 percent of Digital Convergence stock
Raised: $185 million
Commitment: To raise and spend more than $300 million to distribute some 50
million CueCat scanners free by the end of 2001, giving consumers a way to get
to web pages without typing in URLs.
Observations: An executive of Coca-Cola said listening to Philyaw made him feel
like his hair was on fire. -June 27, 2001, Wall Street Journal
Huckster Quote: "God loves me twice. Once to give me talent, and twice to grant
me the wisdom to apply it."
The Suckers
By Glenna Whitley
Jovan Philyaw found easy marks among a few Old Media types desperate to play the
New Media game and a certain local retailer desperate to cash in on the
high-tech boom.
The Mark: Robert W. Decherd
Title: Chairman, president, and CEO, Belo
Invested: $37.5 million for 7 percent ownership
Commitment: Mailed more than 360,000 free CueCats to households in North Texas
counties. Began using the technology at the Morning News, several other
newspapers, TV stations, and its many Internet sites.
Quote: "This is not the time for retrenchment. This is a time for well-managed
entrepreneurism, for calculated risk-taking
the course, and soon we will find the path to profitability that consumers are
telling us is there."
The Mark: Steve Forbes
Title: Publisher, Forbes
Invested: At least $2 million
Commitment: Sent more than 800,000 subscribers CueCat and software.
Quote: "[The CueCat] will change the way you use the Internet forever."
The Mark: David Edmondson
Title: President and COO, RadioShack Corp.
Invested: $30 million
Commitment: Manufactured CueCats and distributed them free at all RadioShack
outlets.
Quote: "I went, 'Holy Toledo! This is big.'"
AND MORE WERE BORN EVERY MINUTE...
Mark A. Dacey, president of Adweek magazines, was so "impressed by the
limitless marketing opportunities of the technology" (his words) that he sent
CueCats to all Adweek subscribers... Michael Dolan, chairman of WPP Group,
Young & Rubicam said, "If you haven't seen [Philyaw], it's worth the price of
admission." For Dolan, admission cost $28 million... Bob Guccione Jr. intended
to make his Gear Magazine "the first 100 percent wired magazine by way of the
CueCat"... Meanwhile, David G. Whalen, president and CEO of A.T. Cross,
invested $6 million on a Cross Convergence pen ($90) that not only wrote, but
also conveniently swiped bar codes for the pen owner who happened to be near a
computer and connected to the Internet-and who couldn't type.
Weird.. After I blinked it went back to normal though.
... the scanner is not half bad! We took a couple of them apart at work, and it seems like they could be made for about $5. I'd bet there are a lot of people and businesses out there that could use a sub-$10 bar code scanner, even if it's just to inventory their CD and book collections. Bundle it with a Linux distribution and some open-source point of sale software, and you have a $10 sales terminal (PC not included). Of course, that's assuming that :CueCat didn't exhaust the market by giving these things away for free...
Anyone remember those dumb-ass infomercials that Digital Convergence ran during the CueCat's inception days?
They were set in a classroom something like 200 years in the future. The teacher was telling the class about the wonderful beginnings of "convergence" - the era in human history (heh) that saw the merging of barcodes with the internet. It changed human existence forever, and made the world a happier place. The kids were asking questions like "What happened before 'convergence'?"
"Ha Ha, silly little student...They had to TYPE their URLs in...By HAND!"
The actual quote was something like "a long time ago, people had to get around on the Net by typing in each individual character of a Web address manually!"
Future's gonna be a bit different than expected, eh Jovan?
They had another infomercial with angels ranking the CueCat up there with the wheel and fire, but for the sake of good taste, I won't go there.
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon? :P)
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All technology has to pass the "Wife Test"(tm) even if it's Open Source.
.... nevermind.
True Story:
[Wife is in office finishing up finances with Quicken]
[Enter Husband with "great" idea]
Husband: Hey, hon! Look at this stupid thing I just got from Wired. I found some software on the internet that will let us hack it to scan stuff and record the UPC codes.
[Wife's productive work preempted by husband interrupt. Wife visibly reworking priority tables while "listening"]
Wife: So?
Husband: Well, when we go grocery shopping we can scan all the stuff before we put it away and maintain an inventory so we know how much stuff we have and
People always talk about how dumb the CueCat was. Did you guys notice these idiots' other thing, CUETV?!?!?
Here's their proposition:
You pick up this free cable and software from Radio Shack. (yes, they didn't learn from the cuecat debacle)
You bring your computer out of your study and set it up next to your TV (or TV next to your computer) and plug the audio out of your TV to the audio in of your computer using said cable.
Install crazy software on your PC.
Dial up your PC to the internet.
Tune your TV to NBC, and wait....
When a "CueTV Enhanced" commercial plays, at the end of the ad ther is a jarring burst of static. WHOA! My PC just went to the webpage for that ad! THIS IS SO WORTH ALL THE TROUBLE! GOD BLESS DIGITAL CONVERGENCE, THOSE MORONS!
Yes, NBC actually fell for this, for about a month or so this summer (I think June or July) they were broadcasting ads and other stuff with these annoying bursts of static that the CueTV software would pick up and decode and cause your browser to go to certain URLs. That was just about the same time D:C laid off all employees and folded up. It took NBC a few weeks to clean their programming up to get rid of the CueTV pollution after that.
Here's the URL that proves that as ridiculous as this sounds, I'm not making this up.
CueTV! Yay!
"It fails to solve a problem which never existed." --Debbie Barham, The Evening Standard
"Are these folks kidding?" --Sandra Brown Kelly, Roanoke Times & World News
"There's not enough benefit to the reader," says Jack Powers, director of the International Informatics Institute. "What's Forbes' proposition? 'Jerk around with your computer wiring and learn how to scan like a supermarket clerk so that we can send you more advertising.' No thanks." --Russell Shaw, Broadcasting & Cable
"...There's no need for it." --Sunday Times, London
"My first reaction upon receiving a complimentary "cat" from Wired: Why do I need this?" --Dave Plotnikoff, San Jose Mercury News
"You have to wonder about a business plan based on the notion that people want to interact with a soda can." --Jeff Salkowski, Chicago Tribune
"Just when you think the money truck has stopped making its rounds--that just any bunch of idiots can't get funded anymore--here comes Digital Convergence Corp., proving that small-timers with small ideas can still convince fools to part with their money." --David Coursey, ZDNet News
"Scanning bar codes in my apartment was a thrill for maybe 15 minutes, after which I decided I had better things to do with my time." --Edward Baig, USA Today
"Now I realized that CueCat did indeed have a use. It's for those times when you are 1) sitting by your computer 2) reading Forbes and 3) feeling an overwhelming sorrow that Forbes advertisers aren't getting enough attention. One swipe with the CueCat and you get another ad! Is America a great country or what?" --John Dorschner, Miami Herald
"The CueCat isn't worth installing and using, even though it's free." --Walter S. Mossberg, Wall Street Journal
"The CueCat is one of those clever gewgaws that would be brilliant if only it performed some useful function. But it doesn't."
--Richard Des Ruisseaux, Louisville Courier-Journal
"The CueCat is a cheapo bar-code scanner that looks like a marital aid." --Leander Kahney, Wired
"As I installed my CueCat, I found myself marveling at the weird assumptions that underpin the whole thing. Do we really need another tool to help us go to web sites? How hard is it to type in URLs, anyway? And for God's sake, who wants to be tethered to a computer while they read a magazine? What planet did these people come from?...The tool is almost impressively useless."
--Clive Thompson, Newsday
A friend of mine was showing me his new quecat, it was sent to him with a Wired subscription. I had asked him what it was good for. he told me me that at the moment not a whole lot, but then mentioned, "ever open up some ancient pentium system and see some old Seagate or Western Digital that has no model number or jumper settings, but it has a little bar code sticker? Wouldn't it be cool to just scan it and have the device page up in seconds?"
"Heh." I remember thinking, I thought that might be a cool little technology stunt.
but that never happened, what happened was they tried to re-educate me on how to watch TV and read a Magazine... hahahahahaha. No, thank you.
G'bye Que...
I had fun with mine. First I smashed it with a hammer, then I user the two little red LED's to make eyes for my Handspring. ITS ALIVE! I put some watch batteries in the empty springboard slot holder.
The second one got turned into a pen holder. Empty guts fill with hot glue and bolt it back together with a pen in it. It's cute and comfortable and you don't really want to chew an eraser that sticks out of a cat's ass.
If you use Be0S you can hack em to read any barcode and download barcode fonts, send barcodes to you friends, pay less at the store!
-F34nor
What's all this talk about no one using the Cue::Cat? I was just sitting here watching a video on Betamax, drinking an RC cola, and scanning stuff with my Cue::Cat. It seems pretty useful and timely to me!
...if the investors were to have paid off a handful of college student loans or paid their way through college.
maybe one or two out of the thousands that they could have financially supported could have, someday, thought of something much more useful to mankind.
i like those odds better than the whole idea of the cuecat in general.
i've got a pile of :cue:cats floating around my apartment, most of them with the encryption bypassed with a little solder (thanks to directions from some Flying Butt Monkeys)...
my question is, is anyone really doing something *USEFUL* with these little buggers?... after the initial thoughts of "hey it's cool that i've got a bar-code wedge on my pc now!", i basically didn't use it for anything... i've heard lots of interesting ideas for uses, but what real-world applications have been implemented with them?
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Actually, it was pretty close. With contributions to my ``kittycode'' project, it's possible to pull up books at Amazon by ISBN, and other products by UPC if you've got a place that'll give you info by UPC. Look here.
-- The world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
I've personally know of several even more ridiculous concepts that have received funding. Here are some of my (least) favorites:
These are just some of the cases I was personally involved in (I do due diligence for investment banks). As you can see, Cue:Cat is not that anomolous.
Slashdot: Open Source, Closed Minds.
Here's an excerpt from the CueTV FAQ
Question: Why would you be using your computer and television at the same time.
Answer: You are probably watching a television program, and surfing the web during commercials.
Question: Why would I want to install CueTV?
Answer: After installing the CueTV software, you won't be able to use your computer during commercials,
because the software will keep interrupting what you are doing to send you to advertising sites.
Anyone know of some cool sofware programs utilizing this hardware. I collected a bunch of the from various RSs and never got around to writting anything useful.
I'm aware of the book database...how about a CD inventory..now that would be useful.
Scott
Ah, but why are the VC people throwing money at you in the first place? It's because management realized they'd never get rich running a 10-employee company. It's much easier to get rich running a big company -- even if the company never makes any money!
I was hoping they'd bring out a new Cue:Cat that was one of the gun-type barcode scanners. Then again, my mind recoils when I try to figure out what the trigger would look like.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Instead of putting every single CD into my computer, having the computer read the TOC and get the info from the CDDB or CDIndex, then ejecting it and repeating til I'm done (I have 600+ Audio CDs), why not just scan the damn UPC? Think how much faster that would work!
However, every single goddamn online CD database refuses to include the insanely useful YEAR field, and that just pisses me off.
It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
the cue cat has to be one of the top five symbols of the dot-com era
I should have gotten one from Radio Shack. Not only would it have been free, but I could have probably sold it ten years from know on eBay for hundreds of dollars, when everyone else, who was too dumb to see it's true potential as a collector's item, threw it away.
hawk
Is this a problem with the public, or simply a failure of your business model? Nobody ever offered you a guarantee that your customers would do exactly what you wanted them to do, after all.
Something businesspeople forget: implementing a stupid business plan on the business owner's part does not imply an obligation to insure he succeeds on the customer's part.
And, I do mean one. Anyone take pity on me?
/. at the time, don't live in TX, and don't have a subscription to anywhere that gave them away - so I heard about them late.
I wasn't really paying attention to
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Radio Shack gave me ten of the scanners when I asked for them for my intro java class--and someone had kindly posted a java utility class, which I had my students incorporate into some really cool projects. One kid printed his list of bookmarks on his t-shirt as bar codes and wrote a small applet to browse to a scanned site.
my library. The title, author and publisher is on the bar code, I scan and file, so much better than typing in the 6000 or so books I've collected over the last 20 years. An online index makes it easier to use all around.
errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
Actually, that would be the Digiscents iSmell. The CueCat is a very, very close second in my book.
At the risk of getting snail-mail slashdotted (400,000 cuecats in my mailbox?), I'd like to try one out. Never saw them here in Canada.
"If he thinks he can hide and run from the United States and our allies, he's sorely mistaken." Bush on bin Laden
It would have been a cool part of this article if they had mentioned that hackers figured out how the device worked and came up with useful applications for it, only to be met with the DC's ridiculous claims that this somehow violated their rights.
/.ers are all to familiar with it, but the general public may not be.
We
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Voice over IP systems cannot provide the level of reliability of conventional switches. Conventional switches very rarely fail and very rarely (if ever) degrade the qaulity of calls. Look at how much less reliable the Internet is than the phone system. How often do you get "host unreachable" and "connection timed out" compared to "all circuits are busy". Phone switches can't just throw away connection requests, but IP routers can drop packets. Note also, that if a phone goes out, it is often a straightforward and rapid fix, but Internet based stuff often stays down for hours or days. Even Slashdot, which has a dedicated support staff and the help of their hosting company couldn't get it running for hours due to a routing issue.
Circuit switching is the only way to go for voice - it is the only way to get good quality service and reliability at acceptable first-world levels.
Packet switching just doesn't cut it.
With packet switching, you could just get a failed connection attempt "connection timed out" and not know where it is broken (without adding additional infrastructre). Phone switches can tell if the next switch or circuit is dead and it can be dealt with right at the spot of failure, and people aren't left wondering where in the network "cloud" the problem lies and why they can't make a simple phone call"
IP technology is not as tried and tested as phone tech. It never will be - phone tech has a head start and an installed base and it is the right tool for the job.
I would NOT feel comfortable in a place where if I needed to call 911, I had to hope and pray that the Voice-over-IP network wasn't down, and that my call would go through instead of timing out or getting a destination unreachable. I could be dead by the time it is fixed.
Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
with a bit of a modification (reflecting the light back into the cuecat) they make passable party lights (they daisy chain nicely) for dark rooms.
I used one as a night-light for downstairs (I live in a loft)
These things are great! I got one from every Radio Shack in town, and a few from co-workers with Forbes and Wired subscriptions
I think the distribution numbers are a bit zany. I'd wager that a handful of geeks have 5-10 each from their non-geek friends and co-workers who got 'em in one of their subscriptions.
Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
One word for you: HYPOCRITES . (good read, go there!)
If God gave us curiosity
I recieved a Cue Cat quite unexpectedly, from Wired Magazine one day, and never considered hooking it up to my computer, because I like to read my magazines away from my computer.
However, I did use the nifty patch cord that came with the Cue Cat , to go from my computer sound card to my stereo system, so now I can enjoy my MP3's through my quality speakers.
I wonder if some of you are aware of Digimarc?
Quite some time before the Cue Cat marketing blitz, Digimarc gave away a bunch of Intel CMOS cams, if one agreed to test their "Digimarc MediaBridge" technology for a year.
My girlfriend and I signed up, and got our cams, and each month went to their web site and answered questions about our use of their tech.
Before the year was up, the emails stopped coming, and I haven't heard from them for a long time now. Although they still seem to be in business.
I think their idea was a much better one than the Cue Cat, because it used the cam to "see" links embedded into images (a digital watermark of sorts), and the links were quite invisible.
I discovered two drawbacks to this technology, the obvious being, one needs to be reading their magazine next to their computer. And the other was the lighting needed to be strong, and even, for the links to function at all.
When I'm working at my computer the light level varies all the time, and the MediaBridge needed consistant lighting conditions. This I feel, isn't a "real world" tool for those reasons, good idea though.
If it don't GO... chrome it. ~ Frank Banks
Wow. This sounds amazingly familiar to a consulting company I used to work for. They did the same thing. Hire like mad, pimp themselves to VC's and all of a sudden the contracts all dried up. Out of the 70 or so employees, only 6-8 were billing. Of those, 3 were working for a client who wasn't paying its bills. Fortunately, I was one of the other 5 - but still. You could just tell we were going nowhere REAL fast.
Needless to say, I made haste and got out of there.
Lucky for me, this was more than a year ago, so there were still plenty of jobs to be had. If I were in the same situation now, I'd be worried. There are not nearly as many opportunities, and tons of H1-B Visa holders who will take work for 1/3 of what I would rather than go back to their home country.
Take care,
Brian
Don't forget their god-given* right to hack into people's computer and remove anything they think is a copyright violation, and to mount DoS attacks as well.
That's okay, I think it's okay to shoot eBurglers.
* The god is this case is probably one of those Aztec ones involving heart surgery. (Well, it sort of looks like heart surgery -- from a distance.)
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
Their TRS-80 is down.
Or Avaya/Lucent.. Last I heard, theirs ran a true blue Unix..
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I can take free shit from stupid people!
Don't think about it like that. We're just reinforcing the millenia old rule that says 'If your product costs $25 to make, don't sell it to the public for a hair under $40 or you deserve the lynching your creditors are going to give you.'
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All they ask you for is your zip code around here
I live in Augusta, GA and purchased wire tap connectors last Saturday at the radidio shaq in the mall and I was in fact asked for my name.
When I refused the register-guy continued to ring me up but I once encountered an employee (different radio shack tho) who momentarily refused to sell me something equally cheap unless I provided my name. She was evidently new there. Getting back to my story, I usually make a point to complain that I don't like to be asked for my name when I make a $0.50 purchase. Register-guy laughed and said they did promotions and sent catalogs and coupons to customers in the mail.
So, I don't know where you live, but in my neck of the woods they ask for name - not zip - and they admit that they want your name so they can spam you.
This reminds me of a very old skit they did on Saturday Night Live once. They had this Scotch Tape store in a mall - that's all they sold - Scotch Tape. They weren't doing any business and they couldn't figure out why their brilliant idea wasn't working. I don't remember all the dialogue from that skit but the "Scotch Tape Store" concept stayed with me. I see analogies all the time both in meatspace and on the Internet. It's my fundamental acid-test for spotting products and services whose niche is way too small to make it Big Time.
You have a telephone in your bathroom? Why?
If a corporation is a personhood, is owning stock slavery?
i print out custom barcodes and use my free cuecat (minus their software) to bring up ms access database records.
I have found the cuecat to be a reliable keyboard extender. I like to lean back and keep the keyboard on my lap, but the standard curly cord provides too much pull. The cuecat's cord is nice and long, without any resistance. Saved me from having to buy an extender.
During the dot.boom banks approached the CEO and tried to convince him to go public and to distribute the product in the whole European market.
All was ready and set, then after lots of talks and virtually in the last minute, the guy pulled out, because he figured that instead leading his small, but profitable business, he would be dealing in business lunches with share holders and invstors and that didn't appeal to him.
Needless to say that while the bank in question wasn't too happy, he's more then thrilled now, after everything crashed.
Good for him and his employees, I thinkg.
ich bin der musikant
mit taschenrechner in der hand
kraftwerk
I'm in Germany, so I never had the chance to pick one up. If anyone out there has a CueCat that he wants to give away, please contact me. (sockpuppet@hanno.de)
:-)
Yeah, I'm cheap.
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The idea of data interspersed with TV broadcasts was done before. From 1981 to 1986 the BBC did 'telesoftware' where programs for the BBC Micro were transmitted on certain Teletext pages. (The teletext system uses the gap between frames (the flyback period) rather than bursts of static interrupting the picture and sound itself.)
-- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
Remember when DC's database got hacked? I had used my seldom used Post Office Box address to sign up, and I eventually got a $10 coupon to use at Radio Shack. It made those speaker stands just affordable enough.
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Slightly disreputable, albeit gregarious
so thats why i keep finding those things in the bottom of deskdrawers around my office!
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Hmmm... the evil unethical voice in my head says to steal a page from the politician's book and use the terrorist scare as an excuse to reduce the number of H1-B's. After all, you can't trust them dar furrinirs. Send 'em all back to Elbonia or Towelheadistan or wherever they come from [maniacal laughter].
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Gee, it looks like Master Yoda was right: the dark side is easier and more seductive!
Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
..I own one of the dumbest ideas ever.
Schnapple
I use mine constantly to catalog new DVDS (With DVD Profiler... just scan, and it downloads info and cover images from online... took about 15min to catalog about 140 DVDs) and books (With ReaderWare, which uses the ISBN number on the book to pull info from various online retailers.)
;^)
One of the most idiotic items ever? Only if you were trying to sell something with it.
'Life is like a spoonful of Drain-O, it feels good on the way down but leaves you feeling hollow inside'
I still have my Cue:Cat flashlight stuck somewhere around here. The first thing I did with mine when I got it was stick in a blue LED make a nice little flashlight. Very handy now.
Watch out, or I'll have the penguins eat you.
Oh...and, I'm liquid talent