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Talk to the Man Who Wants to Oversee Microsoft

Imagine "campaigning" for a job that doesn't exist, may never exist, and is sure to be full of heartburn for anyone who takes it on. Stephen Satchell is a self-declared candidate for the three-person committee the Feds might appoint to ensure Microsoft's future good behavior. Satch is certainly qualified; he's been online nearly forever, he's worked with computer operating systems darn near as long as computers have had operating systems, and he's certainly not afraid to speak his mind. But even the best-qualified job candidates need to be interviewed before they are chosen, and Satch has consented to have Slashdot readers conduct the initial interview in this hiring process. One question per interviewer, please. We'll email him 10 of the highest-moderated questions, and post his answers next week.

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  1. What makes you the best man for the job? by Binestar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you have any special agenda to get across or have anything for/against Microsoft that would make it so you were not impartial in your oversight of any federal rulings? As much as most people hate them this needs to be done in a fair and impartial way. WIll you be able to be fair and impartial?

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    1. Re:What makes you the best man for the job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you think that Bill Gates deserved
      to get that pie in his face?

    2. Re:What makes you the best man for the job? by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To further the point of the previous question:

      Microsoft will set a team of lawyers to find every exploitable loophole in the court order which lets you oversee them. They will balk you, they will delay you, they will drag their heels at every possible opportunity; they will give you the bare minimum of help that they're required to give you; and in every situation where you even hint at any possible less-than-upright dealings on their part, they will cry from the mountaintops about how biased you are against them.

      Their ultimate goal will be to get you to grumble about them -- and then they can go back to the government and use that as evidence that you're in fact not impartial, and you'll be out of their hair. It worked against a federal judge; it could work against you.

      Why do you believe you're up to the task of sitting on the shoulder of this eight-hundred-pound gorilla while it flings monkey dung at you? Why should we believe that you'll be able to work with them, unwilling as they are, and be able to point out their illegal business practices without appearing to be biased against them?

  2. Do you feel it is possible to have a unified MS? by petree · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you feel that it is possible to have a unified monolithic Microsoft exist in the market without being anti-competetive? Specifically, if the United States government leaves Microsoft as-is (no "break-up") do you feel it is possible to regulate a company that in the past has shown no respect for government intervention?

  3. Who at Microsoft do you plant to deal with? by Bonker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Of course, certain personalities are more interested in making policy decisions than technology decisions, as well as vice-versa.

    Do you plan to stand over Gates and Balmer cracking the anti-trust whip, or do you intend to deal more with the executive board as a whole, saying 'You can't do that' to certain policy decisions.

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  4. C# and Java by headkase · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What do you think of Microsoft's C# language compared to Java, is MS just cloning Java in an attempt to make it extinct. And if so, could you do anything to stop it if you had the position?

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  5. My Question is... by maniac11 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why would you want this job?

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    1. Re:My Question is... by MrBoring · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What would you define an OS to include. If it includes utilities such as a defragmenter that is also sold separately by another vendor, is that really so bad? In essence, how much of Windows, the OS itself and packaging would you remove to make it not violate antitrust laws?

    2. Re:My Question is... by edremy · · Score: 2
      This solution is unworkable. The average /. reader would happily remove IE from Windows and replace it with Mozilla, but the average user will use what's given to them in the distribution. Net effect on MS? Zero: after all, the /. folks pirated Windows anyway :^)

      The whole idea of unbundling stinks IMHO. Where do you draw the line? At various times in the lifecycle of Windows you've been able to buy web browsers, drive compression+defragment utilities, replacement GUIs and even replacement virtual memory systems. Should we force MS to unbundle everything but the kernel?

      Eric

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  6. Q: Where do you see Microsoft in 5 years? by scum-o · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just one of the standard interview questions, I guess, but I personally would like to see Microsoft working on their "Quality" as opposed to the "Quantity" of software. I wouldn't hate MS so much if I couldn't easily slam their products like I can now. Microsoft OSs don't have good uptimes. Microsoft products have security issues out the wazoo. Microsoft has their hands in everyone's pockets, but they're not trustworthy (as far as quality software goes).

    Q: Where do you see Microsoft in 5 years?

    Q: What will you change about Microsoft if you were CEO?

  7. Corruption? by jamesidm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is in place to prevent Microsoft from potentially bribing you or other members of the commitee? Would you turn down 7 figure offers for the good of the computing community?

    1. Re:Corruption? by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Well, this might be obvious, but if he would, why on earth would he tell you?

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    2. Re:Corruption? by MindStalker · · Score: 2

      Yea, but what would such a bribe get microsoft. If MS wanted to bribe to do something in the future, he wouldn't have time to do it. If MS wanted to bribe him to cover up something he saw in the past, you can be SURE that if this guy skipped the country, investigators would be trying to find out why. So bribing him would give MS no gain, so I think they would be smart enough then to do such, but you never know.

    3. Re:Corruption? by Odinson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Perhaps I could elaberate with my intended question.

      Do you think board members should make themselves avalible for financial audits?

      If so...

      How deep into the board members lives can the audits go and how long after their stay on the board should their financial records be reviewed?

    4. Re:Corruption? by drudd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bribes in this case wouldn't be overt, like dumping a bunch of money in a bank account for him...

      Instead bribes can take a more subtle note, like giving him a great parking spot right next to Bill's, taking him out to lunch everyday on the company's dollar, and flying him and his family places using the company jet.

      These types of perks may not even be considered a bribe by the recipient, but it's hard to do anything to jeopardize these perks once you're used to them.

      I assume there are some regulations which would go along with the position which forbid these types of gifts, but I'm no expert ;)

      Doug
      Doug

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  8. Linux/OS X/Be by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you think other operating systems have a chance to actually compete with microsoft?
    What operating system do you use (be honest)?
    If you are using Windows, what can other OS's do to make you switch?
    If you aren't using Windows, what made you switch?

    Has anyone really just asked "One Question Per Post"? I guess these are all related and can be answered all together... sorry.

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  9. Do you think.... by alexborges · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... That the only monopolistic practices of Microsoft are those that were publicized by the suits?

    For example: Isnt it a monopolistic practice to make the Kerberos Login protocol closed so only Windows workstations can connect to Windows servers??/ Isnt that illegal leveraging into the computing server market?

    Anotherone (although maybe immmaginary): Microsoft Passport will be a server side and client side technology. It will implement the server side only in Microsoft web servers and it will probably be imposible (by licencing lock-out) to implement them in a UNIX server. Isnt that illegal monopolistic leveraging into the web server market?

    Alex

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  10. Asking slashdot? by heyetv · · Score: 5, Insightful



    Are you concerned that tying yourself to Slashdot, a known haven for us *nix freaks that are generally hostile towards Microsoft's actions, will harm your chances of obtaining this position, as it would require that those appointing the position perceive you as "objective" ?

    1. Re:Asking slashdot? by Hobart · · Score: 4, Informative

      Note that he's the author of a book on Linux IP stacks, so interacting with /. is hardly his first interaction with this crowd. ;-)

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  11. Self-declared? by mcfiddish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hell, I declare myself a candidate the job. Send me ten questions and I'll answer them. :)

    My understanding is that the proposed committee has one chosen by MS, one by the government, and those two pick the third.

    So what's the process to go from "self-declared" to serious contender for one of the slots?

    1. Re:Self-declared? by laserjet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Candidate,

      What is the first thing you would do when leading Microsoft, besides opening up the source code, and producing a stable code base?

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  12. Restrict What? by JJ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In what areas/functions must Microsoft be resricted in order for it not to violate anti-trust rules in the future?

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  13. Why? by Schwamm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why in the world would you *volunteer* for this no-thanks sort of job? Keep in mind that one-third of the population will think you're doing too much, one-third will think you're not doing enough, and one-third won't care.

    1. Re:Why? by debrain · · Score: 2

      I'd say it's more like 1/30th will want to kill you because you're doing to much, 1/30th will want to kill you because you haven't done enough, and 28/30ths won't care.

    2. Re:Why? by tswinzig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why in the world would you *volunteer* for this no-thanks sort of job? Keep in mind that one-third of the population will think you're doing too much, one-third will think you're not doing enough, and one-third won't care.

      Simple. Anyone taking this job would have Bill Gates by the short-hairs.

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  14. New Markets by bwhaley · · Score: 4, Redundant

    Microsoft has continually (especially recently) been forging its way into new markets. First it was new software markets (MS Office, Games, home finance), then its hardware division, and now completely new fields such as console gaming and television. Microsoft's partnership with NBC gives them a hands up on the competition to start with. This fact, along with their corporate muscle and financial backing, could potentially allow them to gain a very solid position in the television industry and others.

    What steps would you take to ensure that they do not become a monopoly in more than one industry?

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    1. Re:New Markets by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2

      (IANAL) It's not illegal to have a monopoly in more than one market, just to use a monopoly in one market to gain a monopoly in another market.

    2. Re:New Markets by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2

      Yes, but the original phrasing said something to the effect of "What will you do to prevent Microsoft from having multiple monopolies?" My point being, they may have multiple monopolies as long as they don't abuse said monopolies, which is not to say they have never done so.

  15. What are you going to do if you don't get the job? by CoolVibe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Surely, the chance exist that wou won't get the position. What are you going to do if that's the case? Are you going to spend more time in advocating alternatives to Microsoft's products? Or are you going to mope in a corner?

  16. Operating system standards by The+Night+Watchman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One reason for Microsoft's monopoly is the proprietarity of their operating system. Conversely, the reason why open source products such as Linux work so well is that the operating system itself is publically available, while companies can use it to make money off of support, documentation, and separate resources which improve the use of Linux (i.e. HardDrake, Red Carpet, etc). This allows an economic model of computing in which competition is possible, and it means that programs written for Linux will work under most distributions, thus taking the software industry out of the hands of a single all-powerful giant.

    What would your plans for Microsoft be in this regard? Obviously, having MS open up the Windows source is not a realistic goal, but do you feel that there is any way to establish a set of non-proprietary operating system standards that would re-enable competition in the desktop market?

    /* Steve */

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  17. Only three men? by aug24 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Given their previous disregard for laws and authorities, what processes would you need to see in place to be confident that Microsoft was doing what it told you?

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  18. Impossible Job by KarmaBlackballed · · Score: 2

    We have a problem. The nature of business is to be competitive. Once a company gets a certain size it is expected to be socialistic instead of capitalistic? Who should measure?

    I read the W3C submission by Stephen Satchell and like what he says. But that is beside the point. All he or anyone else in that capacity can be expected to do is hinder the business actions of the company they oversee. I think the UK tried that and failed in the 60s/70s.

    Microsoft may railroad competition, but it is not a railroad. You can choose a different track if you like.

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    1. Re:Impossible Job by Stiletto · · Score: 2

      We have a problem. The nature of business is to be competitive. Once a company gets a certain size it is expected to be socialistic instead of capitalistic?

      No. Once a company gets to be anti-competitive, they are no longer serving the public good (which is in theory why we the people allow companies to exist to begin with). No one is talking about being capitalistic or socialistic. The Microsoft case (and other antitrust cases) is about a company going beyond the point where its existance is a benefit to the people.

  19. Market/Government by Luke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a typical capiltalist world, businesses are kept in check by the market and the government, and can't become monopolies. How do you believe Microsoft surpassed thse checks?

    1. Re:Market/Government by LazyDawg · · Score: 2

      >In a typical capiltalist world, businesses are
      >kept in check by the market and the government,
      >and can't become monopolies. How do you
      >believe Microsoft surpassed thse checks?

      The Software Industry is like the Entertainment Industry. They produce non-tangible items on media that costs next to nothing, and distribute them at an enourmous markup. Any industry that prints money like this tends to be complained about for being corrupt, and those complaints are usually well founded.

      My big question is: Rather than giving Microsoft and other big media companies the ability to rake in enormous profits through insane markups on their product, would it be possible to legislate away the sale of OSes for more than their distribution is worth, and instead focus on the support side of things?

      While it wouldn't un-proprietary-ize their file formats, another big and important move, it might help to level the playing field a bit for other operating system companies, and companies who can give better customer support, for cheaper.

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    2. Re:Market/Government by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2


      My big question is: Rather than giving Microsoft and other big media companies the ability to rake in enormous profits through insane markups on their product, would it be possible to legislate away the sale of OSes for more than their distribution is worth, and instead focus on the support side of things?

      Congratulations. You've just found a way to totally demotivate anyone from innovating in Operating System Design.

  20. What Would You Do With Passive Committee Partners? by UberOogie · · Score: 5, Interesting
    What would you do if you were saddled with two other do-nothings on your committe?

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  21. How tough? by silicon_synapse · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft is sure to test their boundaries and see how far the overseers will let them go. How much would Microsoft have to stray from the new regulations before you make some noise? Would you be tough and bring to attention the most minor of infractions? Or would you be more lenient and use your judgement to make sure the intent of the regulations are observed?

  22. Objectivity? by Nikau · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I personally am not a big fan of Microsoft, nor are many of the other people who frequent Slashdot, I think. The good behaviour committee is very much a good idea, but there are potential drawbacks in who is placed on this committee.

    There are certain people that would be bad to include. Microsoft zealots or people who are extremely favourable to big business are not good candidates, as they would most likely be willing to let some of MS' possible future transgressions slide.

    At the same time, Open Source zealots or Microsoft haters are also poor candidates because they may go towards the other extreme: punishing MS for the slightest problems or trying to dramatically change the way MS operates.

    What is needed is a nice symbiosis of the two viewpoints, someone who is well-versed in such matters and isn't afraid to play the Devil's Advocate, so to speak, but is also objective. How do you see yourself on this scale, and if you're more one the side of one extreme, how do you justify your pursuit of this position?

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  23. Free the End Users by kallistiblue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fact that MicroSoft has a monopoly seems to be self evident.

    I have attempt to introduce other products into my business and have been unable to do so, primarily due to formating errors when viewing MS Office Documents.

    How viable an option would it be to, rather than breaking up MS, force them to release just the specs on how their office documents are coded?

    This would give users a choice and could allow for some competition.

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  24. Re:How do you plan to not throw out the baby by Dimwit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...the masses of America, the Joe Sixpacks, the MCSE's, and the VB developers want you to remember just who it was that brough a GUI to America.

    Yep. Remember everyone - it was Xerox, Apple, Commodore, Atari, Sun, SGI...er...just about everyone. But the first consumer-level GUI would be that of the Mac. (Yeah, ProDOS and Lisa were first, but they weren't consumer-level.)

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  25. Microsoft Tools by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

    Are you a proponent of porting Microsoft's tools to other environments? For example, would you be in favor of MSVS for Linux, or IE for Linux?

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  26. How to handle the prime conflicts of interest? by ThinkTiM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At one point there was a proposal to break MS into Operating Systems and Applications. This was an attempt to address the fact that the "OS" part of MS seems to be primarily focused on producing a platform that favors the products produced by the "applications" part of MS - instead of producing the most useful and interoperable operating system. What do think are the prime conflicts of interest within MS and how would you begin to manage them without a break-up?

  27. Question for Mr Satchell by Hobart · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Satchell,

    I poked around the net a bit trying to do a bit of research about you (Google's cache of your page at fluent-access.com, which seems to be down right now, and the Amazon entry on your book on Linux IP stacks)

    What do you think of Ralph Nader's positions on Microsoft, and his qualifications to be on this committee as well?

    And what do you think of Richard Stallman's proposal for dealing with them?

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  28. Compare MS to Previous Monopolies... by stienman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In this job you would not have power to determine the remedy, only to enforce it. Is the remedy clearly defined (and adequate)? How much power do you believe you will truly have, given that MS will surely follow the letter of the remedy, while attempting to foil the intent of it: for instance the portions which only require MS to share interoperation documentation to commericial entities, as opposed to all software developers?

    -Adam

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  29. Playing the devil's advocate... by BOredAtWork · · Score: 5, Interesting
    While the methods Microsoft has used to become an industry giant are questionable, to say the least, the fact is, they are THE industry giant now. Microsoft is responsible for a great number of jobs, conducts research that would be too expensive for almost anyone else, and MSFT is a staple of a great many investment portfolios. Assuming you would become partially responsible for ensuring their compliance with federal regulations, part of your job will inevitably become spin control.


    To break Microsoft's chokehold on the industry will send their stock into a tailspin, cause their R&D cycle to slow, and cause a chaotic move for power in various niches by everyone from giants such as IBM to various smaller companies that most people have never heard of. This will cause ripples (or shockwaves) in everything from the Dow Jones Industrial Average to unemployment figures to the number of dotcoms that show up and fail at trying to corner a niche to the price of new computers.


    My question for you, then, is the following: If you do assume a role such that you oversee Microsoft's compliance with federal guidelines, how will you keep the ripple effects caused by your enforcement in check, and how will you justify the ripples that inevitably are created to the American people?

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    1. Re:Playing the devil's advocate... by BOredAtWork · · Score: 2
      Shouldn't that be Microsoft's concern and not the oversight committee?


      Actually... it considering the number of pies that Microsoft has its fingers in, it IS the business of the oversight committee. Picture Microsoft stock dropping 50%, and CEO Balmer needing a quick way to raise it to appease the 15 million people holding stock. You think they won't start price gouging, cracking down further on license issues, making their subscription-based XP model more predatory, etc? You're crazy. They exist to make money, hand over fist, and if they stop doing that, shareholders will get angry, public support for the government intervention will dwindle, and there's a great many people going to be a great deal of fucked. I think this is EXACTLY what the oversight committee should address - how to enforce fair play, while not causing shockwaves.

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  30. To boldly go insane.... by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This may seem like a really obvious question, but how do you propose to oversee an organization the size and complexity of Microsoft, by yourself and maybe two others?


    Microsoft has managed to avoid scrutiny by companies, courts, governments and even users. Many allegations made in the trial, such as "knifing the baby" remarks alleged by Netscape, would simply not be visible, by simply looking at Official Policy Documents. In fact, probably very little actual policy DOES appear in their Official Policy Documents.


    In short, you can't hunt ghosts with an electron microscope. You need knowledge of what the right job is, and then you need the tools to do it.


    Do you even remotely imagine that this is even possible?

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  31. How will you cope with Bill's high CHR? by tomknight · · Score: 4, Funny
    Given Bill's score of 20 CHR (as reported by The Onion), how do you see yourself not being beguiled by his silver tongue and god-like personality?

    Would you require that some of his magic itenms (e.g. his "Polo Shirt of Thalkettoth, which grants a +5 saving throw against anti-trust litigation") be taken away from him?

    Tom.

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  32. If I recall correctly... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 2, Interesting

    one of the stipulation of the 3 judge/panelists is that they be employees of Microsoft.

    What is your feeling on that?

    Personally I think that is an extreeme conflict of interests. In the same vein as choosing thier "punishment".

    And, what is the most *glaring* issue about Microsoft that needs changing in your opinion?

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  33. Is this a transition, or a status quo? by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As I see it, the job of overseeing Microsoft can only succeed if it has a definite goal in mind that involves transforming the company and then relinquishing control. If Microsoft is still overseen by the government in 30 years, while its competitors are free to manage themselves, this will not have been a success.



    What things have to take place at Microsoft before it will no longer be a special exception that the government has to personally regulate?

  34. What disiplinary powers would you want? by ferreth · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From what I've read, it sounds like the group will have the ability to tell all, but what it can *do* about any new infringments is not decided at this point.

    What sort of displinary powers do you think you should have?

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  35. If the committee... by inerte · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hypothetical question:

    If this committee was already implemented 10 years ago and you were a part of it, what strategies and actions that Microsoft took during this period would you consider monopolistic? Would you change anything, and what alternatives would you suggest?

  36. What about a government monopoly? by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 2
    There's been much talk here and elsewhere of having the government promote/require standards and practices for OS manufacturers, ostensibly to promote competitive advancements in the field.

    Do you fear, though, that the government might wrest too much control from the industry? The Fed doesn't exactly have a grand track record thusfar with regards to digital rights.

  37. Job description: by stienman · · Score: 2

    Is this committee like, you know, a beowolf cluster of industry people? Or do you see it as more of a multiprocessor system?

    -Adam

  38. What would be done. by thetechweenie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How would attempt to keep Microsoft from continuing it's monpolistic practices? The company has a long history of unethical business practices. What do you think you could do to change this? How long do you think it will take to change an untamed beast into a useful competetive company? What makes you believe that this is a possible task?

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  39. Question by Computer! · · Score: 2

    Are your decisions based more on popular thought, or your own ideas on controlling Microsoft? That is, is it your job to decide what happens, or is it ours?

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  40. How do you plan on making punishments stick? by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Oversight of Microsoft has failed before, primarily because by the time anyone realized that Microsoft had overstepped its bounds, it was too late to effectively punish them without creating more problems.

    How do you think the transition from watching what Microsoft is doing to implementing punishments for bad behavior might actually work?

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  41. The obvious question... by Stonehead · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where lies in your opinion the boundary between anti-competitive functionality and "improving the users' experience"?
    By now, everybody is used to bundling a browser with the OS. But what about video-editing software? The (Sun) Java VM or the .NET Common Language Runtime? Passport? etcetera..

  42. Digital Rights by ryepup · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What is your stance on user rights to bought, copyrighted software? Do you feel someone who buys a product can do whatever they want with it, or does the producer (MS) have the right to dictate how their products are used?

  43. What is the future of society? by Zordok · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What do you see as the future of capitalism in global society? Will ever-larger corporations continue to dominate the world, or is there any merit to the idea of a "free" (both speech and beer) society?

  44. How DO you restrict Microsoft's Windows Dev? by browser_war_pow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Simple question: how do you regulate what they can do with Windows without hurting their theoretical ability to innovate? Sure they haven't done much innovative work, ever, but who is to say that some new worker won't have a good idea that IS innovative that would get added, but regulation stops it?

  45. What's the point? by billmaly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Innovation and market forces push new product out the door far faster then government regulation can anticipate (look at XP!). What effect, if any, do you feel this will tribunal will have on MS? My thought is that it will be a paper tiger with no real authority, but lots of noise.

  46. Quality... by shic · · Score: 2, Interesting
    To my mind, all that should be required of software is a formal (or at least rigorous) specification of the external interfaces, and the protocols which they support. If MS were required to provide a full specification of their products, then there should be no need for open Windows source. To my mind, it would then be reasonable to expect that any product which is adheres to this specification should remain compatible with MS mainstream. This would have two desirable consequences:
    1. Buggy software could be irrefutably demonstrated. Customers demonstrating flaws could expect either a resolution within some reasonable time frame, or financial compensation for migration to a system without the flaw.
    2. The quality of third party components could be evaluated relative to the specification of interfaces they claim to support.
    The obvious issue with this is "who could declare a specification to be rigorous?" Do you feel you have the correct background for this task, or do you see a better way to ensure MS (or any other software vendor for this matter) respects their obligations?
  47. Your non-technical qualifications by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Given the abundance of galaxy-sized egos at Microsoft (especially when you start approaching the top), are you at all worried that your ability to deal with these people will be hampered due to plain and simple personality clashes (never mind the natural reticence to even talk to you)? Or are you expecting that your mandate (if and when it comes) will be enough?

  48. Slashdot for first interview? by TheMeld · · Score: 2

    Do you have any fear that the mere fact that you chose Slashdot for your first interview might hurt your chances of getting the job? After all, Slashdot is a renegade group of hackers bent on destroying Microsoft, and they aren't likely to appoint someone who they think will just drive Microsoft into the ground.

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  49. Proprietary industry standards by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seems that in industries with high costs of initial production and extremly low costs of replication (i.e. Software), there seems to be an unusually large incentive for becoming a monopoly and an unusually powerful advantage in maintaining that monopoly once formed.

    Short of open source, what measures need to be taken to in order to insure that one monopoly (Microsoft or another) isn't dethroned simply to be replaced by a different monopoly?

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    1. Re:Proprietary industry standards by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2

      You seem to misunderstand what I was saying.
      Yes, Microsoft produced good software. I never said otherwise. It was 'best of breed', if you will. My point was that even if Microsoft had done _nothing_ to intentionally set up a monopoly, that it was likely to happen anyways.
      I was suggesting that the reason for Microsoft's monopoly was the software market, not Microsoft itself.

      While I think widespread Linux use is unlikely I'm glad Linux is around just to nip at Microsoft's heels and act as some small threat to keep them from abusing customers too badly.

      I think that if Linux became the industry standard, it wouldn't be quite as bad in the monopolistic sense because there wouldn't be the same high cost of entry for a new company looking to produce operating systems. I could take the best-of-breed linux OS, make some modifications and put them on the market and my competitors would have to respond.

      I wasn't advocating anything.

      I was discussing (asking a question) regarding federal intervention in software companies, not advocating intervention in software systems. There is a subtle but important difference.
      And it seems clear that the government is going to intervene in a software company which I will not name. I just want to know how they plan to acomplish their goals, given a market that that dosen't seem to want to work with them.

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  50. What defines a security threat? by OS24Ever · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Microsft has been granted the ability to not allow porting of code, or information on how to attach to Windows based servers if there is a concern about the 'security' of the solution. What do you define as a 'security' hole, and how would you apply that to projects such as SAMBA and other NT/Linux interoperability projects? (Wine/Winx, LinWin, etc)

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  51. Let's be specific: by phamlen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A new market in which Microsoft does NOT hold a commanding lead (yet) is the handheld market (Palm, Windows CE, etc.)

    If you were on the oversight committee, what specific actions or restrictions would you place on Microsoft's behavior in this Marketplace?

    As a followup question:

    If Microsoft included a "hotsync" capability built into its OS (so that Windows CE handhelds automatically sync with the desktop machine), would you consider that acceptable behavior?

  52. Q: When would the committee's work be done? by Knick-Kname · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you were appointed to this MS oversight committee of three, what would trigger you to propose that the committee be disbanded?

    In other words, what would cause you to feel you no longer need access to MS corporate books, source, or staff?

    Possible examples: [A] another product gains market penetration equal to the MS Windows variants, [B] no complaints from industry competitors for 6 months, [C] MS "gives away" IExplorer and/or MS Office source via a GNU copyleft (makes it publicly-owned code).

    Thank you.
    --Adam
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  53. International perspective by heikkile · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know this is an American settlement, but do you think Microsofts behaviour should be regulated in the rest of the world as well? How would you go about that?

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  54. lets be realistic.... by earlytime · · Score: 5, Interesting
    if we assume that you have the critical qualifactions:
    competent, fair & trustworthy

    One major question remains in my mind....
    Say you have a company like microsoft, who rightly or wrongly acts as if it has the political clout to do whatever it wants. You see them do things like break compatibility with competing products (lotus/borland), dump software info a thriving market to starve it's competitors (netscape/qualcomm), deny deserving employees fair and equitable benefits (MS "Temps"), and block competitive access to markets ( Be/Apple ).

    Assuming you can come up with a sound remedy for these types of problems, how can you get them to actually stop abusing it's monopoly power when it's monopoly power is the battleaxe it uses to hack at apart it's competitors in various markets, yet you cannot take it from them?

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    1. Re:lets be realistic.... by earlytime · · Score: 2

      I know what you mean, and in general I agree, but no, that's not what i'm talking about. Maybe someone with expertise in anticompetitive issues can chime in here... for your reference there was a case that NEC and Fujutsu lost to Cray. Fujitsu and NEC were competing with cray in the US supercomputer market, but these two large companies had much deeper pockets then cray, and sold it's supercomputer products in the US at a loss to try to cash starve cray into being a non-competitive player in that market.

      MS did the same thing with netscape, in the freebie browser biz, as well as in the for profit web server biz. MS gave discounts to OEMs for including IE preinstalled as the exclusive browser. MS also gave away IE for free to anybody, while Netscape only gave their browser away to non-profits and individuals. IIS is free when you buy NT Server, and since MS declared that running anonymous (read "unlimited users") internet servers on NT Workstation violated their license, running Netscape web servers on NT (as compared to IIS) was not an attractive option. If MS did not have such tight control of the PC market, it could not afford to make these generous offers of free software when they obviously spent a great deal of money producing it. Even now they pay royalties to Spyglass for the use of Mosaic code. Check "About Internet Explorer" if you have doubts.

      but the bottom line is that regardless of whether you agree with the concept of dumping, it is illegal.

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  55. One ring to rule them all by bfree · · Score: 2

    If you did become part of the panel, what would be the most important power you would seek to ensure that you could actually have any effect? Would it be control over product releases/content, marketing material, business dealings?
    Sorry to roll in a second question, but what would be your aim for Microsoft? Would it be to kill it, Free it's ill-gotten gains/IP, make as much money as possible without incuring the wrath of another court, divest it of all extensions (MSNBC, Hotmail, XBox)?

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  56. "Confidentiality"? by jthill · · Score: 5, Informative

    How do you hope do deal with the limitations in the current agreement? If I have this right, you can't speak publicly, and -- far, far more ominous -- you can't testify.

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  57. Proposed changes? by TimButterfield · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you already have specific changes in mind you would like to implement and, if so, what are they and what process do you intend to use to ensure success?

  58. employment history by mr_burns · · Score: 2

    Are you now, or have you ever been employed by Microsoft corporation or a third party which in any way was affiliated or working with said corporation? If so, in what capacity were you employed?

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  59. Has anybody thought of using IP laws themselves by nyet · · Score: 2

    Has anybody thought of using IP laws themselves as a tool to regulate Microsoft? For example, one could choose to selectively enforce their patent or copyright claims.

    Considering that it is the *government's* IP laws that help make Microsoft a monopoly in the first place, wouldn't it make sense to start "breaking" their monopoly their?

  60. Short but sweet by Uttles · · Score: 2

    Is leveraging a monopoly to create other monopolies legal?
    (expected answer: NO)

    If not, how will you stop Microsoft from doing so?

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  61. Teeth by booch · · Score: 2

    An oversight board would imply that a "real" resolution to the problems with Microsoft violating anti-trust laws was shot down. Given that, how do you expect to do anything about any violations that you find Microsoft doing?

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  62. Passport by booch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft is leveraging its monopoly with Windows and it's strong position with Office, MSN, and Hotmail to force or coerce everyone to use their Passport service. How can you prevent this leveraging of one monopoly to gain another monopoly? Especially given the fact that Microsoft has already gotten away with such leveraging several times before. (Also, can you comment on Microsoft's statement that they want a cut of every Internet trasaction?)

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  63. What kind of 'inside' power will you have? by inerte · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, will you be able to kick at an office's door, shout at Bill and demand "Show me your Sent Items list"?

    Just what kind of privileged information do you expect to have access?

  64. Settlement loopholes? by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 2

    What are the biggest loopholes in the proposed settlement, in your opinion? How would you address them?

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  65. Would you be willing to give up some privacy? by linzeal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would you be willing to give up some privacy to insure that you are not being paid off or manipulated in any way?

  66. What can you do? by oddjob · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft can be expected to obstruct the oversight comittee as much as possible. The Microsoft appointed member of the comittee will probably also obstruct the comittee. Not that too much obstruction is needed, since the comittee only has the power to report violations and the current administration does not seem eager to enforce the law. Please explain why you think anyone, and you in particular, can have any affect on Microsoft under these circumstances.

  67. Forcing MSFT to make Office for more OS's by mcwop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you feel that forcing MSFT to make versions of Office for other OS's will help? Office seems to be a key business application that is a barrier to IT departments choosing Linux or even the Mac OS (since its new versions often follow windows versions by a significant amount of time).

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  68. Is government regulation good? by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is a stream of questions, but they all center around the same idea so I'll ask them all: What do you personally think of federally regulated software? Should the federal government really be sticking its nose into private-sector business? If Microsoft's monopoly is so bad, why do we need government help to break it? Why not just stop buying Microsoft software?

    If and when Linux or some other open source system becomes commonplace and can be found on every desktop, should we make sure that the federal government is right there, carefully regulating everything it does?

  69. Would you release Microsoft source code? How? by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Over the years, many complaints about Microsoft's monopoly power have revolved around the use of hidden/undocumented APIs and features in the source code of Windows and other programs to give Microsoft an unfair competitive advantage. One of the suggested penalties for Microsoft should they violate any future antitrust settlement yet again ("This time for sure!") is release of this source code.

    My questions are:

    Under what conditions would you support the release of Microsoft source code?

    Which programs would you support the release of source code for? Windows XP? All currently shipping versions of Windows? Explorer? Office? Back Office? Or every single product Microsoft sells?

    How would you ensure compliance for the release of Microsoft source code?

    Would other programmers/companies/geeks etc. be able to use Microsoft source code for their own projects, or would they only be able to use it engineer backwards compatability with their own programs?

    Would computer manufacturers be able to compile and load their own version of Windows NT/XP/Whatever on machines without paying Microsoft?

    What sort of license would Microsoft source code be released under? GPL? BSD? GNU? Something else?

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  70. How will you combat the loopholes? by BigBong · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have read through the pdf file that the DOJ has posted about the settlement details that was linked here on /. a couple of days ago. The settlement is full of available loopholes that any corporation with lawyers like MS could drive truckloads of code and monopolistic business through. How will you attempt to stopgap these possibilities?

  71. contextual question by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd be curious about your opinions regarding the breakup of AT&T, and the subsequent behavior/performance of the Baby Bells. Would you be willing to advocate the breakup of Microsoft if it lied to the commission or broke its promises? If not, what would be a suitable punishment? Basically, what are your views of the enforcement of the settlement and the consequences of punishment for failure to abide thereby?

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  72. Interoperability by Rob+Y. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you think that interoperability is (or can/should be) the norm for software?

    In the unix world, it was always assumed that there would be multiple flavors of unix, if only to accommodate multiple hardware architectures. From that grew the assumption that interoperability between systems was a worthy persuit.

    The 'killer apps' of the internet (email and www) are marvels of interoperability, and the realities of a networked world are making interoperability more and more important.

    It seems that Microsoft's approach to interoperability is for everybody to be running the same software. Only their huge market share makes this even remotely feasible.

    So...

    How important do you think software interoperability is?

    Should it be a goal in application design as well as communications and infrastructure?

    Can Microsoft be convinced to adopt these goals, and if not, can they be achieved?

    Do you think the government should 'encourage' movement toward interoperability?

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  73. Typical Interview Question by NateTG · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who else would you recommend for the position -- who do you think is best qualified, willing, and not you?

  74. Who else? by namespan · · Score: 2

    Who else do you think should be on such a panel? Why?

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  75. Is there a better way to disqualify yourself? by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Couldn't you find a better way to disqualify yourself for this position other than appearing on the most popular anti-Microsoft website that there is?

    Microsoft's ability to frustrate two key federal judges, to the point where those judges essentially lost their judicial composure, has resulted in whatever escape from the jaws of jutice that Microsoft has achieved here. Those two judges who had years of service behind the bench essetially flipped out over disgust with this company. Then, in the aftermath of those guys blowing their tops, Microsoft successfully labeled them as biased and the substance of their rulings were essentially thrown out.

    After dispensing with two federal judges, Microsoft will not find it difficult to ruin your career and reputation if you show even the slighest bias.

    Have you no fear of your impending DOOM?

  76. Do you use Microsof t products.. and .. by josepha48 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1) a) Do you use Microsoft products, like MS OS, or office? Have you tried Mac OS (any version) or any flavor of UNIX?

    1) b) If you have used other operating systems, (including palmOS) what do you think could be done to make the playing field more even?

    2) Do you honestly think that Microsofts monopoly can be controlled?

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  77. Everyone has a price by novakane007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How could you assure the public and the government that your ethics would not be comprimised by Microsoft's heavy bankrole?
    After all Microsoft has been described as having, "more money than god."

    -- "We now know 1/100th of 1% of what nature has decided to show us."
    - Einstein

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  78. Report by chris_mahan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Who will audit you?

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  79. How do you perceive Microsoft's past buisness? by Cyberllama · · Score: 3, Interesting

    By which I mean to say, do you believe they are guilty of that which the government has claimed they are? Or, conversely, do you feel that the government has over-stepped it's bounds and agressively pursued a company that was merely at the top of its industry because they were the best?

  80. my question by megacia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you recognize the importance of the standard OS that Microsoft brought to the computing world and that this played an important part in the computer revolution and in the "dot com" economy?

  81. what scope do you expect enforcement to take? by AdamBa · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From some of the questions asked here, it appears that some people expect you to be sitting next to Bill and Steve, approving or denying every product feature they request. In fact, if you read the language in the Proposed Settlement and the Competitive Impact Statement, it appears that the job is more to ensure that Microsoft is complying with the technical aspects of the agreement, which Microsoft claims it is going to do anyway. Also, the committee is allowed to hire staff, travel, etc. as needed.

    So do you picture the committee as overseeing a large group of people who are busy reading code, checking API documentation, analyzing network traffic, etc, or do you see it more as just the three committee members sitting around playing Ages of Empires, waiting for someone to call and complain about something?

    - adam

  82. Please describe your Economic views... by Pii · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Unquestionably, you are a qualified candidate for such a position from a technological perspective. Technology is only half (perhaps less than half) of the equation, though...

    Please describe your views on economics to the greatest extent possible, and the influences that helped you to form these views.

    I would particularly like to know what you think regarding monopolies, artificially created and sustained, or naturally occurring, and how you believe consumers (and the marketplace) are affected by them, and under what circumstances consumers may benefit, or be harmed, by them.

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  83. Remember, monopolies dampen industry by mrjinks · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Microsoft is responsible for a great number of jobs, conducts research that would be too expensive for almost anyone else...


    It seems likely that this would be true to say of any company that attained monopoly status in any field of any significance.

    I seriously doubt that any of our anti-monopoly laws would have passed if the only motivation ware to keep bullies like Microsoft from kicking sand in their competitors' faces; competition (and thus losers as well as winners) is a vital component of capitalism.

    Our anti-monopoly laws exist to promote the health of markets, something that markets don't always do very well on their own, and the present state of the technology market begs for intervention precisely because of the effect Microsoft is having on our industry.

    No one wants to compete against Microsoft, because it means losing, period, end of story. So why would anyone invest R&D money in any product which stands any chance of competing against a Microsoft endeavor? Look at the companies Microsoft competes with now: all the major ones existed before Microsoft's rise to dominance (Sun, Oracle, IBM) or got into their fields before Microsoft established its presence there (AOL/T-W).

    So: you hear that Microsoft is investing in research in field X, and you're not any of those companies and you don't already have a vested interest in field X. What do you do? You stay the hell away from field X, and you look for some other way to make money. Over time this is bound to have a depressing effect on the industry as any one company, no matter how much they spend, is still a monoculture. Microsoft has no incentive to promote technologies which compete against one another, so the first thing they settle on becomes their own ad hoc standard. If nobody else is trying to set the same standard, the ad hoc standard eventually becomes legitimized.

    They look like the industry powerhouse because they're the biggest one left standing in a smoldering, splintered shack of an industry.

    Yes, anything you do to knock down Microsoft causes a dip in the NASDAQ. But that's because the market and the technology industry have developed/been pushed into far too great a dependency on this single entity, and too many people can no longer even envision the possibility of any alternative.

    Knock them down hard enough, and after the dust settles, the rodents will come out of their burrows to bury their towering bones, and just maybe we'll have ourselves a vibrant, dare I say relevant field again.

  84. How to Kill an 800 Pound Gorrilla..... by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    with an 800 Pound Gun of course....
    Now that I have your attention....

    Do you believe as I do that the way to handle things, isn't really what many other people propose time and time again...spilt up(that was shot down), open code(I love open source too, but its not how their business model is built its never gonna happen), legal(well this gets us more discussion than progress obviously)...

    Would you agree that the true path to the M$ promised land, is enforced interoperability...
    In otherwords force them to play on the same field that everyone else does, having to make their widgets works with everyone else widgets, and making them face penalties for breaking things(what they call embrace and extend)...

    An example it is well known that M$ would like to drop legacy support for the SMB/CIFS way of doing things for network sharing....this would of course break SAMBA with a large part of the community outside of M$ land depends on for interoperating with M$ systems...I would propose that if they do this they must be held accountable for providing whatever is needed to impliment their new protocol to the community.

    I guess naother way of saying it, they should be forced to OPEN standards, and implimentations. Since open code is not an option really...

    Yes/No? Why?

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  85. Are you biaised ? by mirko · · Score: 2

    Actually, if you apply for this position it is because you want to be Justice's hand but we have to ensure you'll be fair and unbiaised with them.
    It has become to easy to blame Microsoft and we can't just let theirfate in one ordinary basher's hands.
    Hence the subject of this mail.

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  86. Why does Microsoft need to be regulated? by defile · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I myself make a very decent living writing software which runs on non-Microsoft systems. These systems are developed for our clients, and the clients sell services based on these systems to consumers.

    We as the developers were not forced to use Microsoft products, our clients were not forced to use Microsoft products, and their customers are not forced to use Microsoft products. Money changed hands many times and Microsoft's involvement in any of it is entirly incidental. A majority of the users run Windows, but a sizable chunk runs on MacOS, and an impressive (but pretty small) amount even use UNIX systems.

    I feel we saved considerable time (and money) ignoring Microsoft's products. To me, Microsoft makes it fairly easy for people to use a computer, but their products are certainly not as appealing to us macho developers. In any case, what exactly is the problem here that regulating Microsoft will solve?

  87. What sort of powers are needed? by ClarkEvans · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is one thing to be able to observe, quite another to be able to impact the organization. Nothing like being given a job and then not given the appropriate tools to get it done. For example, how will you stay in the "inside-loop" when the upper management will have a vested interest to keey you in the dark? What sort of punitative mechanism needs to be in-place so that your word has some teeth? In short, what sort of authority is needed for this position and how could power sharing be best distributed?

  88. Proprietary file formats by plaa · · Score: 2

    As long as Microsoft holds a monopoly status in office programs, competing products must be fully compatible with Microsoft's file formats to be able to compete properly.

    How significant a role do you think Microsoft's proprietary file formats play in keeping Microsoft's monopoly status?

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  89. aaargh!! by Danse · · Score: 2

    Everyone should understand by now that there is no way you're going to be able to solve the Microsoft problem by forcing them to include this or exclude that from the OS. It just can't work. What this guy should be focusing on is Microsoft's business arrangements, contracts, and tactics. They should not be allowed to make exclusive deals with OEMs or anyone else. They should not be allowed to pressure OEMs into favoring their software with threats of revoking licenses or increasing costs and the like. They should not be allowed to charge per-processor, per-machine, or per-model fees for Windows, or use any other similar criteria for that purpose. OEMs should be allowed to ship PCs with no OS at all if that's what the customer wants. It should be entirely up to the seller, not Microsoft.


    Then, if the DOJ isn't completely incompetent, the agreement should be modified to remove all the loopholes that allow Microsoft to get out of revealing their APIs and protocols and whatnot when they deem it to be a security risk. That's utter nonsense and needs to be fixed. If it isn't, then just watch them begin to consider everything a security risk. They blatantly violated the intent of the first consent decree in the same way, don't think they won't do it again if there is even a tiny loophole in the agreement. This guy needs to make sure they comply and that they actually reveal this information. If they don't, he should be able to give us a damn good reason why not.



    I read the Cringely article, and I don't have any problem with this guy from what I know of him so far (which is admittedly still very little), so I'm hopefull that he could be a good person for the job. Now, I hear that Microsoft wants to be able to name 3 of the people on the overwatch committee. I don't see why they should get to name anyone for the job. Does this make sense to anyone else? That's like getting to pick one of your friends to be your parole officer.

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