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jasamaman writes "So far all the planets found outside our solar system have been gas giants. So they are not habitable, and couldn't really hold life as we know it. But "planet hunter" David Charbonneau is looking for another planet just like Earth, and claims that astronomers are "very close"."

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  1. Fist Sport by ringbarer · · Score: -1

    Fuck Earth. Even better, fuck Uranus!

    --
    "Why did they cancel my favorite Sci-Fi show? I downloaded ALL the episodes!"
    1. Re:Fist Sport by Proctal+Relapse · · Score: -1

      thank you for your logged-in FP.

      This story is for the guys out there who have met one of those dreadful beasts known as "A PETER TEASER"!! All men at some time in their life have encountered
      one, most likely several. These dreadful beasts love to feed off our biggest weakness, lust. They show off their wares in a seductive manner, thus usually making you
      think that if you follow along their treasures will soon be yours, right? Well in most cases, probably 99% of these cases you get nothing and they have the
      satisfaction of knowing that. This particular story does not end up that way; too bad the same end result cannot be achieved in real life!

      Damn, there she was again, right on time as usual behind the house near the pool. She had been making the same appearance at about 7:00 a.m. in the morning for
      the past month, usually dressed the same way. Her normal attire consisted of a pair of short tight fitting shorts and a dark colored T-shirt. Every morning she
      would exercise for about 1 hour, doing aerobics and stretching workouts, making sure that her taunt darkly tanned body remained that way.

      I had stumbled onto this early morning show purely by accident one morning whiny I had to take piss. I walked by my upstairs den only to hear a female voice
      coming through the open window. I glanced out the window to see a tall redwood privacy fence enclosed her, her back yard, blocking the view of anyone trying to
      peek into the pool and back yard area.

      Her name was Robin, she looked to be about 30 years old, and she was talking to her great dane whose name was Duke. I knew very little about them, they had
      moved in about 6 months ago, her husband Jim worked in insurance. They seemed to keep pretty much to themselves, thus Robin and I had not been introduced.

      The very same day I spotted her out exercising the first time I invested in a pair of high power zoom binoculars, this allowed me to zoom in close on her body and
      features as she did her thing. I had rigged the curtain in my den to give me access to the show but hopefully to avoid me from being spotted. I felt a little like a
      pervert, but that gorgeous body of hers would not allow me to stop.

      I figured it was all over one day after about 2 weeks when after finishing a stretching exercise she looked up directly at where I was watching her. Fuck, I thought,
      had she seen me? It wasn't long until I knew the answer, with a look of humiliation she gave me the bird, flipped her cute little ass around and went back into the
      house. I thought to myself, way to go stupid you got caught; I destined myself to the fact that the free show was probably over.

      I was shocked the next day when I heard her out again, she looked up at my vacinity several times as she did what appeared to be a lot more strenuous workout
      than before, also her attire had changed, instead of a T-shirt and tight fitting shorts she was wearing a dark black negligee that came down to just below her hips.
      She began deliberately watching me as she licked her lips slowly with her tongue while seductively sliding down her panties and kicking them off to the side. She
      would deliberately do excursuses that almost exposed her privates to me but would stop just short of giving me a look. For the 3rd week each day ended with her
      placing a lawn chair on the cement with the back towards me, she would then set in the chair placing her legs out and over the arms. The black negligee kept
      enough of her hidden that I could not see anything, but it was obvious, her head was tilted back to look over her shoulder at me while she played with herself, each
      morning I could hear her moan with pleasure while she climaxed in front of me.

      Each day ended the same way; she would turn to where I was watching her and flip me off. By the 4th week she had really turned up the cock tease, she would
      come out wearing a short red bathrobe that tied together in front. She always performed the same ritual of removing her panties in front of me, making sure of
      course not to totally show her wares, but this morning when she had removed her panties she gave a whistle and in came bounding Duke, her great dane. She
      called him up to her and petted him, slowly straightening up with her back to me she pulled the robe open. They were just at enough of an angle so I could see
      Duke's head, moving into the gap between her legs. Robin had her feet spread way apart, giving the animal plenty of room to lick her pussy. I watched in disbelief
      as her moaning and groaning reached a feverish pitch when she came. Robin re-tied the robe and turned around to look up at me and said,

      "Hey you fucking dickhead, bet you would like to eat my pussy too, wouldn't you, but guess what it ain't gong to happen!" With that she flipped me off and went
      back into the house.

      Robin was no longer out there to exercise, she was out there to put on a cock tease, this morning would be the finale, this time she would push me over the edge.
      She came out wearing a spaghetti string tube top and a tight black mini skirt split up the sides of the legs. She looked up to make sure I was watching before going
      back into the house, she returned carrying a life sized inflatable doll. The only part not inflatable on the male doll was it's erect prick, it pointed straight out about 7
      or 8 inches, was not terribly thick and looked like it was made of hard rubber. Robin laid the doll on its back on a bench by the pool; I was too the side of the doll.
      She did her usual panty removing ritual and then stepped astraddle the doll. Making sure I was watching she began gyrating her hips in a circular motion while
      lowering herself down, her mouth flew open as apparently the doll's hard dick was now inside her. Robin ground herself up and down furiously, gasping and
      moaning louder each time she bottomed out, suddenly she shrieked and her body jerked wildly. Slowly she climbed off the doll, the fake dick looked wet and slick
      from her pussy juices; she looked directly at me and screamed,

      "Bet you would like to have my pussy juices all over your cock like that, wouldn't you? Well forget it you fucking pervert, you can't have me!"

      With that she flipped me off and returned to the house.

      I vowed right then and there, one of these days that little cock teasing cunt would get it, one way or another. I never saw her for several weeks in the morning
      anymore, but I had decided what to do to her if the chance should ever arise.

      One night about 2 weeks later I had a party for some of my friends; it was an all-male party with about 24 guys attending. We had a keg of beer and several porno
      flicks to keep us busy, we partied and drank until the keg went dry which was about 3 a.m. No one was in shape to drive home so all of the guys stayed, sleeping or
      passing out where ever there was room. I awoke with a terrible headache and the terrible need to piss, I crawled from my bed and headed towards the bathroom.
      My den window was open and just about the time I passed it I heard voices outside the window, there she was again, only this time her husband Jim was with her.

      I watched the erotic scene unfold in front of me, realizing 2 things: either she had talked her husband into being part of an elaborate cock tease or two she had set
      the poor sucker up. I watched with excitement as her apparent scheme continued Robin was wearing a tight fitting glittery red dress that was split up the sides of
      her thighs and black high heels that were probably 3 or 4 inches in length. Robin was on her knees on the sunbathing bench, which were about 30 inches tall and
      probably 4 feet wide. Once on all fours Robin spread her knees apart as far as possible, Jim then used duct tape around each of Robin's tight calves, running the
      tape down under the bench and bringing it back up between the crack on the bed top. He made several loops this way, securing her legs so she could not move
      them. Jim pulled her off all fours, grabbing hold of her wrists and pulled them behind her back where he wrapped them several times with the tape. Boy, she was
      really going all out on this tease; my cock was about to explode. She turned her head and looked at where I usually watched her from, I was enraged by the snide
      smug grin on her face, and Jim covered her eyes with a blindfold about that time. He finished the bondage when he placed a piece of duct tape over her mouth;
      fuck I was about to cum.

      I began stroking my rock hard cock as Jim pushed her dress up around her waist to reveal a thong, which he quickly ripped off her. The dress settled back down
      around her hips as he pushed her forward until her chin lay on the table, her ass high in the air. Slowly Jim began teasing his hands up the backs of her thighs,
      making sure to stroke the insides of her inner thighs. Robin suddenly arched her back, I knew she was now getting finger fucked. Jim pulled up the dress in back
      and buried his face between his wife's legs. That was it, I had enough, the bitch was going to pay. The little cock teasing slut, I'll show her what happens to bitches,
      who like to lead the boys on, it would be a lesson she would never forget.

      Robin was totally bound, she could be raped, tortured, fucked or just whatever I felt like doing to the teasing cunt, all I had to do was figure a way to get rid of Jim.
      I quickly went to my gun rack and pulled down a strange looking rifle, I dug through the ammunition box until I found what was needed. I pulled a bottle from the
      medicine cabinet in the bathroom, dipping the dart like object in the bottle I placed it into the gun and went back to the den window. Jim's face was still buried in
      his wife's crotch, her moans of ecstasy told that he was doing a thorough job of eating her pussy. I thought to myself as I aimed the scope at Jim, it's not going to
      be your cock in your honey's twat tonight, after tonight your old lady may never need serviced again. I pulled the trigger, Jim's body flinched as the drugged dart
      hit him in the arm, in a matter of seconds he crumpled to the cement.

      I had originally worked at a veterinary clinic 2 years ago before moving here, the tranquilizer gun was used to put animals to sleep so they could be worked on, the
      dosage given Jim should put him out for about 24 hours, plenty of time to try out his wife. I quickly grabbed some items I had planned to use if this time ever came
      and tossed them into a bag; I headed downstairs to get everyone up. Once they were all awake I explained to them what had been happening with Robin's cock
      teasing, how I had planned to someday make her pay. I explained what had happened this morning up until now and what would happen next. I told them we had
      about 24 hours of whatever we wanted, I told them that I could not talk to her for fear of her recognizing my voice, this was the beauty of the whole setup, with
      her already being blindfolded and bound she would have no way of identifying anyone. The only thing I told them was that no one could fuck her snatch or ass until
      I was done, another words I had firsts.

      We exited my house and undid the privacy gate, she raised up when strange voices were heard. I pointed to Jim and he was pulled to the side, bound, blindfolded
      but not gagged. Robin began struggling as she now fully realized that the hands on her arms holding her up were not Jim's, she was trying to talk through her gag
      but could not. She stiffened when the back of the knife could be felt between her cleavage, easily the large knife slid down the front of the dress, she jumped when
      the knife was felt sliding down over her hairy mound to the bottom of the dress. The cut dress was quickly pulled behind her and cut free of her body, leaving her
      totally naked. I had not realized how fucking good a body Robin had until now, her tits looked to be about 34c and stood out from her chest, the full erect nipples
      was evidence that Jim's tongue lashing had prepared her. Her stomach was flat, her skin was a golden brown from tanning, and her mound was covered with a
      thick patch of dark brown hair. Her ass was shapely but small, just the right kind for doggy fucking. She tried to get away when she felt my hands moving up the
      insides of her firm thighs, without warning I roughly pushed my thumbs up and into her greased hole, she was extremely wet, good thing for the slut was going to
      need it. After checking out the firmness of her body and private parts I began massaging her firm tits, tweaking the nipples to keep them hard, I had plans for
      these.

      I stood back while the remainder of the guys went exploring with their hands, for the next 30 minutes every orifice of her body was pulled, probed, rubbed,
      squeezed and finger banged. Her once dark breasts had taken on an ugly purple color due to bruising. I returned with a piercing needle and some other items for
      body piercing, this was always something I had wanted to try, may as well be her.

      I grabbed hold of her left nipple between my thumb and first finger, squeezing the erect knob firmly I pulled outwards stretching the skin on her boob, using my
      right hand I put the needle into place. I wished that her eyes were visible, the screams and shrieks that emitted from her gagged mouth were unbelievable, blood
      squirted and leaked from where I began pushing the needle through the extremely sensitive flesh. I had to twist and push at the same time, only increasing the pain
      felt by her, finally the needle came through the other side, pulling on the needle the stud finally slipped into place, the ends of the stud were now evident protruding
      from each side of her nipple. She had passed out from the pain, we had to splash water on her face before starting the right nipple, and we sure didn't want her to
      miss any of the pain. After about another 5 minutes her right nipple had a stud protruding out on each side just like the left one, The blood from the piercing had
      ran down her stomach and gathered in her hairy snatch, we washed it all off of her. Robin sobbed profusely as I fastened a chain to the studs in her nipples,
      hooking a chain to that chain I began pulling, it pulled and stretched her tits, quickly she came forward to relieve the pressure. Once I got her bent back into a full
      doggy position with her head low and her ass high in the air I nailed the chain to the tabletop, she could not straighten up without pulling on the sensitive breasts.

      I walked around behind her and lowered my pants, revealing my 10-inch cock; it looked awfully big to fit into such a tight hole, oh well, that only made it better. I
      did not want this pussy to feel any pleasure only pain, if I had to rip her apart to fuck her then be it. I indicated to one of the guys to remove the gag, she
      continued sobbing hysterically. She instinctively tried to move away when she felt my head pushing at her outer lips; she gasped from the pain. I grabbed hold of
      her waist for leverage and shoved, she sobbed and whimpered as I pushed while pulling her back onto the intruder. Robin let out a loud plea of "Oh God No,
      Nooooooooo!" as my head entered. I gave her no chance to adjust; I rammed it in to the hilt, trying to hurt her as much as possible. Robin's shrieks of pain were
      soon stilled from my plummeting when someone's dick found it's way into her open mouth. Not only was she getting doggy styled from behind but now an 8 inch
      cock was raping her mouth, the table shook and squeaked from the driving forces in front and back ofer. I pulled free in 1 move and lined up with what I guessed
      to be a virgin asshole, savagely I attacked the tiny opening, using all my weight to push the huge head through her anus. Robin began shrieking again even with the
      cock deep-throating her at this new pain. Her body shook each time my thighs slammed against the backs of her ass with the depths of the strokes, faster and
      faster I pumped. By now the 2nd guy was stabbing her tonsils, I could see signs of his cum dripping from the sides of her mouth, I knew that she would be made to
      swallow all of their seed or pay the consequences. I felt the tingling in my balls as my climax neared; I quickly pulled my dick from her ass and jammed it in her snatch
      again as hard as I could. I smiled to myself when I seen the blood on my cock, serves the cunt right I thought to myself. My balls banged into her crotch from the
      intensity of my strokes, Robin's body shook each time I bottomed out in her, I heard her gagging as she was made to swallow yet another load of cum. I was
      almost cumming when I seen the 3rd cock pushed into her mouth, she gagged immediately as it hit the back of her throat and sank down her gullet. I felt my seed
      explode in her pleasure giving tunnel, squirt after squirt was pumped deep into her vagina. The climax seemed like it lasted for several minutes, each time I would pull
      back I felt her tightness squeezing yet some more seed from me, finally she had taken all of my seed pulled free of her cunt and settled back to watch.

      The next 4 hours was spent watching Robin take all 23 guys, she always had at least 2 dicks in her at once, either 1 in her ass and mouth or 1 in her pussy and
      mouth. I'm not sure how much cum she had swallowed, probably a gallon anyway, but after about half of them had used her mouth she began vomiting, she
      continued throwing up their seed about every other guy. Robin's whimpering and pleading had stopped long ago, the only sound that was heard was an occasional
      grunt from her or a squishing sound as yet another cock was put into her stretched and over used holes.

      The 2 dozen men stood back and looked at their handiwork, their was cum everywhere. Robin had cum all over her face and it oozed from the corners of her
      mouth, her ass, crotch and thighs had streams of the white sticky seed covering them. Her twat and asshole lay obscenely open; the jism could be easily seen
      leaking from them. It was time to clean up the only evidence that she would have to link this rape to anyone. I unrolled the garden hose off the side of Robin's
      house and turned the pressure on full blast. I pushed the nozzle of the gun on the hose up her gapping rectum, her body shook violently as the cold water washed
      the cum from her ass, I then pushed the nozzle into her pussy, and did the same thing. I then sprayed her entire body until all of the sperm was washed off her; it
      was all pooled in little streams on the cement below her. I then washed the cement off forcing the water and cum to go into the empty pool, I continued spraying
      water until all the evidence disappeared down into the pool drain, there was now no way to link us.

      Even though I had fucked the little bitch I was not done with her body yet, I still wanted to make her pay. I pulled 3 objects from the bag I had brought from home,
      a shelled corncob, a salt shaker and a bottle of tabasco sauce. The corncob was about 10 inches long and probably a couple inches in diameter; I soaked the
      corncob with the bottle of tabasco sauce and then covered the cob with salt. I took the salt shaker and poured the remainder into my hand, I tossed the salt onto
      her crotch. The salt stuck to her wet skin, covering her ass and pussy lips with a thick layer of salt. I walked up behind her and told one of the guys in a disguised
      voice that if she made too much noise covers her mouth.

      Robin began screaming when the rough corncob started spreading her lips, she was squirming wildly, and I was slowly going to enjoy this. She shrieked again as
      another inch or two sank into her, tears rolled down her cheeks, but I did not care, 2 more inches disappeared. Her whole body shook in pain and the morning air
      was filled with her screaming as all of it except the last inch was now pushed into her, now came the fun part. I began fucking her with the rough hot corn cob,
      knowing very well that the scratchy salt was pushed into her vagina walls while the tabasco sauce was burning her. We had to throw water on her face several
      times in the next 10 minutes because she continued passing out from the hideous treatment. I then used one hand to squeeze her outer lips tightly around the cob
      and pulled it out slowly. Her outer and inner lips was a bright red color, her body continually twitched and jerked as the tabasco sauce literally burned her snatch,
      her hysterical sobbing did not stop even after rinsing out her cunt with water. I knew that her pussy was hurting badly now, it was time to finish off what I had
      planned.

      I went to the patio door of Robin's house and slid it open, after a slight whistle her dog Duke came bounding out of the house. I had been feeding the dog after
      dark to make friends with him so I could use him in my scheme. He quickly bounded over to where his master was subdued on the table, great I thought he
      remembers that day when she had him lick her in front of me. Duke's tongue quickly found Robin's extremely sore privates, she quickly began saying, "No Duke,
      don't do that, stop, no stop!"

      But the great Dane did not stop; he had an urge he needed to take care of. The dog's massive prick began to emerge from it's sheath, growing longer and longer
      with each lick of his master's snatch, he looked to be about 14 inches long now, probably 2 inches in diameter. It was time; he jumped up placing his paws around
      her hips.

      She began wailing, "No Duke, stop it, get off me, no, don't!"

      Robin tried desperately to avoid Duke's stabbing cock, suddenly she gasped and her mouth flew open, Duke's head was pushing through her lips. Robin cried and
      sobbed wildly, as she knew that there was nothing she could do to keep her dog from fucking her. The really neat thing was that I knew as well as she that if her
      pleas for help were to be heard and someone was to answer them the embarrassment she would suffer. Torrents of tears rolled down her face as the dog pushed
      his dick deeper and deeper, stretching and tearing her sensitive cunt, finally his knot was banging at the outsides of her crotch, causing her excruciating pain each
      time he tried to push it in. Suddenly she let out an ear-piercing scream and passed out, his knot was now inside her, locking them together like a tractor and trailer
      truck.

      I quickly put water on her face to make sure that she was aware of what was happening to her. Her voice was getting hoarse from all the screaming, at times it was
      just barely audible. The dog was driving into her so hard from behind that he was pushing her forward, stretching the nipples where they were still fastened to the
      table top, but she could do nothing to dislodge herself from the animal, his knot had them firmly knotted together. The dog began howling as he shot his animal
      seed deep into his master, the dog's muscly body shaking as he orgasmed. Robin was still sobbing hysterically as he pulled the knot from her; blood was forming
      on the outside where his extreme size had ripped her. With a feeling of satisfaction I placed Jim under the table below her and left.

      I never knew when Jim had awoken and freed his abused wife, all I know is that about a month later Jim and Robin moved, wonder why!

    2. Re:Fist Sport by Fucky+the+troll · · Score: -1, Troll

      Please fuck my anus as hard as possible so that I may look like the man in the picture. Thank you kindly sir.

      --






      Roadkill is yummy.
    3. Re:Fist Sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Most men have had the fantasy of sucking cock. Even if it is just their own
      they've thought about it, believe me. Again, most mene would never admit it
      to anyone, but they don't really care if it's their woman giving them head
      or some other guy. It's the feeling of having your cock sucked, not whose
      doing it to you. Could you fantasized about being forced to suck another
      guys cock? Could you?

      --

      As Philip knelt alone on the floor in the darkness of the video booth waiting
      for sufficient time to pass for Mike to leave the adult video store, he still
      couldn't figure out how this awful chain of events had come to pass. He had
      entered the store hoping for a quick and anonymous blowjob from a nameless
      faggot, but had somehow been overpowered and forced to suck off three guys,
      including his good friend Mike. It had truly been a disgusting and
      humiliating ordeal, an ordeal of which he was constantly reminded by the taste
      of semen that remained in his mouth, and the recurring memories of the three
      cocks that had materialized in front of his face and then been thrust into
      his unwilling mouth. He just couldn't shake the images of those three dicks
      as each had emerged from the darkness and then disappeared into his mouth. Nor
      could he forget the endless barrage of verbal commands from the three males
      who h ad dumped their loads into his mouth. The memory of being repeatedly
      called "cocksucker" really galled him.

      He still couldn't quite figure out how he had been overpowered by the first
      guy or why he hadn't been able to successfully resist what turned out to be a
      prolonged and repeated session of oral rape. The memory of being forced to
      kiss the cockhead of his first rapist, and then having to unzip the fly of his
      second rapist with his teeth haunted him. Compliantly blowing his buddy Mike
      in order to protect his own identity was just too much. Swallowing Mike's cum,
      the taste of which still lingered in his mouth, had to be the ultimate
      humiliation. Philip's still limp dick reminded him that he had hated every
      minute of it. It was simply overwhelming.

      The words "Damn, you're one hot cocksucker" quickly snapped him back t o
      reality. "I almost blew my load just watching you suck those three studs"
      the disembodied voice continued. "And I know that would have pissed you off!
      Here, I saved it all for you! Come on, man, suck it!" urged the voice.
      Turning his head to the side Mike saw a guy's hardon advance threateningly
      towards him through a hole in the wall just next to his face. The hole was a
      little larger than the cock that was filling it. And in the distance Philip
      heard the stressed voice of a male plead, "Come on, go for it, cocksucker.
      Put your lips on it, man. I'll feed you a load you'll never forget"

      The threat posed by this encounter with yet another cock was just too
      much for Philip. He bolted in a panic towards the door of the video booth.
      Philip lurched into t he darkened hallway outside of the site of his oral rape
      only to collide with one of the horny males who lingered outside of the
      booths looking for a sexual encounter or trying to decide which movie to watch
      while beating off. "Hey, watch it! Asshole" echoed in Philip's ear as he p
      lowed past other patrons in a determined effort to get away from the booth and
      the fourth cock that threatened him. He had to get out of there.

      What followed was almost a comedy of errors as the 27 year old brown-h aired
      hunk made a series of anxiety driven random turns as he struggled to escape
      from the maze of video booths and the lust-filled patrons. After ending up in
      several dead ends Philip fin ally regained his composure, found his bearings
      and started moving towards the brightly lit merchandise section of the adult
      shop.

      His escape was interrupted by a firm hand on his left shoulder and the
      hated words "Hey you fucking cocksucker, what about my god damn blow job?
      Ain't my dick good enough for ya, or do you like to get slapped around a bit
      first? Get in there" And with that Philip felt himself being shoved towards
      the open door of another video booth. "Once I get it in your mouth you'll
      thank me."

      This time the 6' 2" the brown hairdo, hazel eyed, virtually sober male
      was in a position to resist this latest effort to violate his mouth. "No
      fuckin' way you fuckin ' pervert," Philip bellowed as he slammed his fist into
      the unprepared stomach of his attacker. "Suck y our own fucking cock,
      asshole!" Philip heard himself shout as he hurled his horny adversary headfirst
      into the darkened booth. "I've had enough of this fuckin' shit!" His
      startled attacker, a 36 year old off-duty cop, who had been sporting a hardon
      ever since he had peeked through the glory hole and watched Philip get shoved
      to his knees and force fed cock by the blond rapist Karl, felt himself
      bouncing off back wall of the video booth as Philip resumed course to wards the
      store's exit.

      The incident actually helped to restore a part of Philip's terribly battered
      self-image. "Who the fuck does that asshole think he is?" thought Philip.
      "Well, he can suck his own dick. And if comes at me again, I'll flatten his
      sorry ass." Those thoughts were still on his mind as Philip exited the
      building where his mouth had been so disgustingly violated and w here his
      hitherto secure sense of masculinity had been undermined.

      It took a few moments to locate his car, since he hadn't been 100% sober when
      he arrived earlier in the evening, but once Philip spotted it he pulled out
      his keys and rapidly moved to the driver's side. As he was fumbling to find
      the keyhole in the unlit parking lot, his efforts were suddenly interrupted
      by a terrible pain behind both knees -- a pain that ca used them to buckle and
      carry him onto his knees for the second time that night. Before he could even
      react Philip felt cold steel being clamped around each of his wrists, firmly
      locking the m behind his back.

      "Nobody makes a fool out of me; especially a cocksucking faggot!" penetrated
      Philip's ears as he was shoved face down onto the gravel covered parking lot.
      "We could have done this the easy way in the fuckin' booth, but I guess you
      really are into getting slapped around a bit before you get into the mood to
      suck! Well, that's fine with me."

      While he was still writhing in pain on the ground Philip heard the sound
      of his car door opening above. This was followed by the glow of his car's
      interior lights. "Okay, princess, it's time to get this show on the road.
      Get the fuck up." With that Philip felt himself being roughly hauled off the
      ground and being shoved head first into the back seat of his car. His 6' 2"
      frame just wasn't designed for the backseat of his car -- something he had
      discovered during his torrid affair with Katherine. But that didn't seem to
      deter his unknown attacked who succeeded in jamming him facedown onto the
      backseat.

      Philip had just begun to offer some resistance with his legs when he felt a
      pair of strong hands grip his "hey ladies, look what I got" pullover shirt and
      tear it off of hi s torso. The shredded remnants of the shirt were then used
      to tie his feet firmly together, effectively neutralizing his last effective
      means of defense. He was now at the mercy of his still unseen attacker.

      The next sensation of which Philip was aware, was his wallet being removed from
      the back pocket of his pants. "Oh, great, first I get face fucked and now I'm
      gonna get ripped off," thought Philip as his assailant began searching
      through his wallet. "Here's what I want," Philip heard his attacker say. "I
      know who you are and I know where you live." The wallet landed with a thump
      somewhere in the front of his car. The next thing that Philip heard was "Now ,
      turn over, faggot."

      Philip abruptly found himself flipped onto his back, and for the first time was
      able to get a look at his attacker. He was a medium build, black male,
      probably in his m id-thirties, and probably a few inches shorter than Philip.
      This was obviously someone Philip could take in a fair fight, but there was
      nothing even remotely fair about the situation in which he now found himself.
      Philip couldn't make out many details of his attacker's face in the darkness,
      but even his limited ability to discern his assailant's features was suddenly
      ended when the black guy's shins were suddenly placed on top of his
      shoulders. Philip face was now inextricably wedged between the muscular
      thighs of this mysterious attacker.

      "You should have blown me when you had the chance, you stupid cocksucker. It
      would have only taken a few minutes and you would have gotten another nice
      load of jism for your cocksucking mouth. But you had to play hard to get. Well
      you fuckin' asshole, you ain't leaving this car until I've gotten my rocks
      off."

      From his commanding vantage point above Philip's face, off duty officer
      Jackson looked down at his helpless captive. He noticed that this particular
      Caucasian fairy (or so he assumed) had a well developed muscular chest that
      was covered with a generous portion of very dark brown hair that extended
      downward across his abdomen. He reminded himself that we would have to make
      sure to wiggle his ass across that hairy chest and stomach during the up coming
      event in order to increase the discomfort of the one and only fairy who had
      ever hit him.

      "Well Princess Cocksucker, here's what you came for," Officer Jackson
      continued as he unzipped his fly and started fishing for his rapidly hardening
      cock. "It'll be out in a second."

      >From his place of captivity between the thighs of his attacker, Philip heard
      the dreaded sound of a zipper being lowered for the fourth time that night.
      "Oh, fuck, not a gain," groaned the subdued stud, as he contemplated what was
      about to transpire.

      "What's that princess? Are you starting to moan already? Well bitch,
      here it is. Look at it!"

      A sharp tug on his hair pulled Philip's head off of the seat and dangerously
      close to the juncture point of Officer Jackson's thighs. And there, sticking
      menacingly out of the officer's trousers, was a very erect cock, darker than
      the ones that had been shoved in his mouth earlier that night, but just as
      threatening. "Does our little cocktease like looking at the big dick?"
      Jackson mockingly inquired. "Well here, take a really close look!" And with
      those words the pissed off cop began beating Philip's face with his hard,
      black cock.

      The first and unexpected blow struck the right side of Philip's nose before
      sliding off onto his cheek. It was followed up by a rapid series of dick
      slaps all over Philip's cheeks, nose, tightly clamped lips, and chin. "You
      could have been home by now digesting your fourth load of cum if you had taken
      care of me back in the booth, but you had to be an asshole an d throw punches.
      Well miss, I'm dick-punching your faggot face and there ain't shit that you
      can do about it."

      The outrage of being subjected to a penile assault on his face triggered a
      series of desperate-to-escape torso spasms by the bound and handcuffed 6'2"
      male as h e twisted and lurched in what turned out to be a futile attempt to
      free himself from the thigh prison of his law enforcement tormentor. "Whoa,
      princess! Are you cumming in your pants? I s this dick slapping making you
      that hot?" laughed Jackson as he rode out the unsuccessful escape and resumed
      thumping Philip's face with his turgid cock. "You are one hot bitch. Now,
      lie still and enjoy yourself."

      Defeated in his attempt to escape, the helpless stud had no other choice than
      to endure the bizarre assault. He felt the fine droplets of pre-cum as they
      flew out o f the incessantly beating cock and landed on his face. And he just
      couldn't escape from that damn smell of a hot male crotch as it emanated from
      the open zipper of the lust-filled cop and assaulted Philip's nostrils. Nor
      could he escape the strange incantations that his attacker kept uttering,
      "Take that bitch! How's it feel to be dick-whipped? You like feeling that
      hot meat on your f ace, don't ya? You'd just love to wrap your lips around,
      huh sweetheart. A girl like you must f eel really special giving a stud like
      me such a hard rod? I'm surprised your tongue ain't hanging out of your mouth
      trying to get a taste of this meat."

      Philip thought that the beating would never end. But finally, after what
      seemed to be an eternity, the lust-driven officer halted his cock thumping on
      Philip's face. He was really enjoying this payback session for the clash in
      the video booths. The success of his revenge was evident by the dismayed
      look on Philip's face. "Hey why so sad sweetie? I know, I know , you want
      something else. Perhaps a nice load of dicksauce will brighten you up. Well
      you just keep still and we'll see what we can do about that. Now open your
      fucking eyes!"

      Those words and the slap that followed forced Philip to again gaze upon
      the conquering phallus that loomed in front of him. For the fourth time that
      evening his field of vision was being dominated by an angry, hard penis. And
      for the fourth time his nostrils were assaulted by the smell of a hot male
      crotch. "That's much better. Now keep your fuckin g eyes wide open, cause
      this show is just for you. And if you close them, other than to blink , I'll
      blast them open with piss. Now watch."

      With his head firmly clamped between Officer Jackson's strong thighs,
      Philip surrendered for the fourth time that night and watched as "the show"
      began. "That's very good. You're a bit thickheaded but you do eventually
      learn," the officer taunted as his left h and began the familiar journey up
      and down the length of his turgid shaft. "Yeah, take a good look at a man's
      dick," moaned Jackson, as he masturbated over the face of the now defeated
      stud beneath him. "It won't be too long a wait. Just lie back and watch a
      real man work a real cock. Don't worry, I ain't letting anyone else have my
      ball juice tonight except you. It's all yours" "You like watching me
      stroke this nice hard dick, prettyboy?" asked Jackson as he continued to
      stroke his dick over Philip's face. "Bet you'd love to take this cock home
      with you tonight, right prettyboy? Here take a look at a man's balls,
      princess," continued Jackson as he reached into his shorts with his free hand
      and extricated his hot, sweaty balls. " Mmmmm, bet you love to lick these
      rocks, wouldn't you girl? Well, don't just lie there like a sack of shit,
      get that tongue going, now!"

      A tightening of the officer's thigh muscles was all it took to get Mar k's
      tongue out of his mouth and underneath his dark ballsack. "That's better.
      Now, lap those balls. You me how much you appreciate them. It ain't every
      day that I allow someone the privilege of washing the sperm factory," laughed
      Jackson, as he luxuriated in the tongue bath. "Hell, until tonight my wife
      was the only one who had ball washing privileges. This truly is your lucky
      night!"

      Philip could only lie there lap away at the heavy scrotum as the large d
      ark hand methodically stroked the taunt black dick over his head. "See what
      you could have had pussy boy if you had just been nice?" Jackson mockingly
      asked. "Well dick breath, better late than never. I think you can stop with
      the nut bath. Something tells me its almost dinner time."

      Philip could also tell by the all too familiar increase in the rate of stroking
      that the obviously crazed male above him was nearing climax. He squirmed
      uncomfortably as he listened to the dreaded changes in the man's breathing
      and his groans of self-induced pleasure. He knew the routine. He knew what
      was coming.

      By now officer Jackson was in a lust-induced world of his own. His fist
      was rapidly pistoning up and down on his hard cock, and he knew that his
      ability to hold off shooting was at an end. He was getting off on the obvious
      agony of the faggot beneath him. So much so that he was soon unable to
      control himself any more. It was time to unload.

      "Open your fucking mouth, you son of a bitch," the horny cop shouted.
      "I'm cumming!!!"

      Sperm laden bullets of hot semen began firing from the slot at the end of the
      officer's fully engorged erection directly into the face of the hunk still held
      captive between the black cop's thighs. "Take it bitch! Eat me! Take it man!
      Aaaaah!" is what Philip heard a nanosecond before the first load of fresh
      from the tap ball juice landed directly into his right eye. This was followed
      by series of splats as jets of semen sprayed across his cheeks, into his h
      air, up his right nostril, and of course directly onto his tightly clenched
      lips.

      As the thick ejaculate continued to rain on his face the command "Open your
      fucking mouth, now" repeated itself accompanied by a sudden and sharp pain in
      his earlobe as his angry rapist emphasized the wisdom of complying with his
      demand. "Yes!" is all that Mar k heard as his mouth obediently snapped open
      in front of yet another male organ.

      His mouth had not even fully opened before his tastebuds flashed the
      recognition signal to his brain that a load of fresh male ball juice had again
      entered his mouth. Th e revoltingly familiar taste of the viscous fluid had
      once again become the central focus of his a bused tastebuds. Once again his
      hitherto pussy-eating tongue had been transformed into a sperm receptacle for
      another guy. And yet another load of sperm filled scum that had been churning
      in side the body of another male was now being emptied into his very
      unwilling mouth.

      "Swallow that load, cocksucker," Jackson panted. "This is what you
      wanted. Go for it!"

      As he obediently gulped down his fourth meal of semen, Philip could only
      lie underneath his oppressor and helplessly watch as the lusty black officer's
      prick shot its final white streamers into his mouth and onto his face. The
      first three rapes had been humiliating enough; this latest affront was
      degrading beyond measure. And all that the bound heterosexual stud could do
      was to obediently lie still with his mouth wide open and swallow the dollops of
      cum that were accumulating in it while his captor spasmed above him in the
      final throes o f his orgasm.

      "You know miss" continued Jackson, "that really felt nice, but a blow job
      in the booth would have felt a hell of a lot better. And it wouldn't have
      messed up your pretty face. Here let me fix your makeup."

      With those mocking words still ringing in his head, Philip felt the hand
      of his rapist begin to slowly and deliberately spread the semen that had
      missed his mouth all over his face. It was almost as if he face was being
      painted in cum. From his vantage point above officer Jackson carefully
      monitored his hand's movements as it painted his semen across the face of the
      man beneath him.

      "In this light your face looks like a fucking glazed donut," laughed Jackson,
      as he completed the final touches in cumcoating Philip's face. "I've been
      told that cum facials do wonders for a woman's complexion. I can already see
      how its improved yours already!"

      Philip simply groaned as he was forced to endure this latest humiliation.
      He could feel his facial skin tightening as the coating of semen began to
      dry. At least four of his senses were now focused on semen -- taste, smell,
      sight and touch. He just could not get away from it, nor could he avert his
      eyes from the shrinking and still dripping black prick protruding from the
      officer's fly.

      "Hey! You're not finished yet, princess! My dick needs cleaning. I
      don't want my wife finding any cum stains in my shorts when I get home
      tonight. Come on now, cocksucker, it's time to suck the snotty end of my
      fuckpump. Now!"

      Philip groaned again as he felt the now disturbingly familiar sensation
      of a cockhead, a cum leaking cockhead at that, being pushed between his lips
      as the officer move d his dick forwards again. "That's right honey," Philip
      heard as he began admitting the rape instrument into his repeatedly violated
      mouth. "Hold it; just the head. I don't want you slobbering all over my
      dick. Perhaps you can do that another time. For now I want you suck every
      goddamn sperm outta my cock. Pretend you're a calf and it's an udder. Nurse
      on it. Suck that pipeline clean."

      With the cop's dickhead held firmly between his lips Philip began the loathsome
      task of draining the cock of whatever semen that had not either fallen on his
      face or been dumped into his mouth. Without thinking he began repeating some
      of the oral activities that his first rapists had forced him to perform while
      he blew them in the video booth. He felt h is lips milking the cockhead as he
      started to suck as hard as possible on the slit of the cockhead. He also
      found his tongue lapping away at the sperm slit in a mindless repetition of his
      earlier ordeal. He hated what he was doing, but it seemed to be expected.

      "Oh baby, that feels fantastic. Aaaaaah, yeah! I knew you were a
      dedicated cocksucker all along. Good girl. Oh yes, that feels so good! You
      were born for this. Oh , yes; just a little bit more."

      After mindlessly nursing on the cockhead for what seemed to be an eternity,
      Philip was greatly relieved when it was suddenly removed from between his
      lips. It caught him by surprise but at least it meant that his ordeal was
      finally over and he could get the hell out of there. But that illusion was
      swiftly shattered by the next directive which brought hi m instantly back to
      reality. "We got one more thing to take care of, princess," intoned the
      obviously pleased with himself officer. "You gotta wash my hand. I Can't go
      home to the little lady with dried cum all over it. Come on now girl. Do it!
      Lick it, bitch."

      The very hand that had so degradingly and systematically coated Philip's
      face with cum was now presented to Philip's tongue for another semen cleanup
      job. And just as he had despondently complied with the "clean my dickhead"
      directive, Philip extended his tongue and began to reactivate and ingest the
      dried semen from his most recent rapist. Each finger was stuck into Philip's
      mouth for individual attention after which each remaining square inch of the
      rapist's hand was presented to Philip's tongue. Every bit of dried cop cum was
      reliquified and then swallowed by the dejected stud. To add insult to injury,
      officer Jackson took an almost demonic pleasure in repeatedly sliding his
      thumb in and out of the supine hunk's mouth well after every track of semen
      had been removed from it and swallowed by Philip. "Yup, there 's no doubt
      about, these lips were made for sucking dick," said Jackson after finally
      withdrawing the thumb from Philip's mouth.

      "Very good, dear," declared Jackson. "You're better than a box of
      Handiwipes. I bet you can't wait to try removing your cum facial with your
      tongue when you get ho me. You know, I was gonna thank you for doing such a
      nice job on my hand and cockhead, but then I realized that you should be the
      one thanking me," he snickered. "I mean the way you cleaned up my dick and
      hand said it all. You are a dickhound. No doubt about it. You were put o n
      this earth to suck cock!"

      "Well my little sperm bank," the officer continued, "I'd like to stay here and
      chat about your lips, but I you've eaten your share of dick for the evening,
      and I really gotta go." And with that the thigh headclamp that had imprisoned
      Philip was removed as the satiated co p got off of his defeated quarry. "But
      one last thing," warned Jackson, "If you ever throw another punch at me, it
      will be your last." The sudden change in tone had barely begun to
      register when Philip felt a tugging sensation at his waist followed by the
      sound of ripping denim as his jeans, and then shorts, were cut and torn from
      his body. "This is just a little sample of what's in store for you if you
      ever come at me again" Jackson snarled. "The next time I see you kneeling in a
      fucking booth, you'd better stay on your knees until I've filled your faggot
      stomach with cum. Now turn over."

      The dazed and naked-except-for-his-shoes stud, rolled over and meekly
      waited as the victorious cop removed the handcuffs and the ripped shirt foot
      restraint. "My my, what a hairy ass we have," laughed the officer. "Never
      met a princess with a hairy ass. Better watch out, somebody may try to shove
      a dick up it." And with that final shot the black cop bounded out of Philip's
      car and slammed the door behind him.

      As he stuck his head through the opened driver's side window the smug
      officer thought of one last insult that he could deliver to this faggot who
      had slammed him in to a video booth earlier that night. "Oh yeah, asshole,
      this should make your life a little more interesting," he said sarcastically
      as he proceeded to toss Philip's car keys to the far end of the parking area.
      Philip heard them clank as they bounced off another patron's car and landed in
      the gravel and dirt. As he rose from the seat the naked male could only
      watch as the swaggering rapist sauntered away clutching Philip's shredded
      shirt, pants and underwear like they were some sort of victory prize.

      As he sat naked in the back seat of his own car, his mouth still dominated by
      the flavor of dick, and his face still covered with a sheen of dried cum,
      Philip stared as his most recent rapist disappeared around the other side of
      the still open video store. Would this nightmare never end? -

  2. first post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    All your planets are belong to us.

  3. The SUV Incident by Walmart+Security · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I smelled the air, ridden with the smell of garbage, as I eased my way into the EZSECURE golf cart with Robert, careful not to spill the hot coffee that I'd obtained at the McDonald's only minutes earlier. "This is my first time driving one of these things," he said with a slight hint of nervousness in his voice. "It's okay, Robert," I assured him. "These aren't much different than a car. Make it quick, I want to get away from this dumpster." Unfortunately for my coffee and I, my new recruit had never obtained a driver's license nor driven anything other than a bicycle. I had just one of the most critical errors in the business: misinterpreting a potential threat to the well-being of Walmart's patrons as benign!

    Just as Robert was attempting to enable the golf cart's electric motor, we received an urgent message via our walkie-talkie. "Peter! Somebody just left and didn't pay! Stop them!" It was the distress call of Vickie, the night cashier for register five. There wasn't a moment to lose. Our entire livelihood was at stake! I leapt into action without hesitation; this is what I was trained to do. "Robert, get in on the other side!" I exclaimed. The trainee, realizing that our situation was urgent, quickly transferred to the opposite side of the golf cart. In no time flat, we were dashing to the front door of our beloved Walmart. When we arrived, a man, presumably the suspect, was walking rapidly to his car. We pulled up along side of him. I would estimate that he was approximately 6'1" and 280 pounds. A bit chubby, but most likely capable of violence. "Stop, criminal!" I drew a can of mace instantaneously. The astonished thief quickly put his hands up and he dropped the bag containing the stolen goods. He knew that he'd been caught in the act. There was nothing he could do in order to gain the advantage in this situation.

    The man spoke without any resemblance of a native Jasper citizen's accent. "I'm not a criminal, you old fogey." Sure you aren't, I thought to myself. I'd heard this line hundreds of times prior to this incident. He exhibited a glare that would have intimidated less seasoned veterans into submission. "I was buying DVDs for my son, moron. We're on our way to Louisiana and he was becoming restless, so I thought I'd surprise him with some movies when he awoke from his nap." As the thief futilely attempted to share his alibi, Vickie ran out of the store. Struggling to find her breath, she explained, "It's okay, Peter. Sandra forgot to deactivate the Checkpoint tags. Uh, he's fine... Let him go..." Her embarassment was made obvious by her red cheeks. She'd just dispatched an elite squadron of trained officers to apprehend an innocent man. "Um, I apologize for the inconvenience," I said as I looked in the innocent man's direction. "What is your name, if I may ask?"

    "Screw you," he retorted. "You inept, dollar an hour morons just ruined my vacation. I'll be leaving in a moment, once I eat the rest of my Quarter Pounder with Cheese." The three of us then went our opposite ways. Robert and I walked back to the golf cart; he recommended that I teach him how to manuever our patrol cruiser. He started the golf cart and began driving it rather skillfully. "You're doing well," I complimented. He looked over at me, smiling proudly. As he began to focus on driving again, an automobile's headlights blinded both of us. My hand instinctually grabbed the EZSECURE golf cart's hand rail. All I could hear was the twisting and tearing of metal; all I could see was an emblem resembling a silver star (one I'd never before observed), apparently lit by the reflection of the front parking lot's stadium lighting, as everything faded to the darkest of ebony...

  4. ANOTHER april fools-article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, stop it already, April fool's day is over...

  5. 19. by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: -1

    The fact that the strong races of northern Europe did not repudiate this Christian god does little credit to their gift for religion--and not much more to their taste. They ought to have been able to make an end of such a moribund and worn-out product of the decadence. A curse lies upon them because they were not equal to it; they made illness, decrepitude and contradiction a part of their instincts--and since then they have not managed to create any more gods. Two thousand years have come and gone--and not a single new god! Instead, there still exists, and as if by some intrinsic right,--as if he were the ultimatum and maximum of the power to create gods, of the creator spiritus in mankind--this pitiful god of Christian monotono-theism! This hybrid image of decay, conjured up out of emptiness, contradiction and vain imagining, in which all the instincts of decadence, all the cowardices and wearinesses of the soul find their sanction!--

    --
    "You're just scared like a little white pussy. I'll fuck you till you love me, you faggot!"
  6. Its easy to say close... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats like trying to shoot a fly in the dark, you have no idea how close you are till you hit it....

  7. Watch out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For my ole meatworm lurking in the grass.
    Itll bite ya lad.

  8. Its gonna be called Planet Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    and run by celebrities

  9. How dose he know? by red5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How the hell could he know that we are "very close" to discovering anything?
    Did miss cleo tell him?

    --
    I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.
    1. Re:How dose he know? by richie2000 · · Score: 2
      And he's very thin on the details (atleast in this interview). This doesn't tell anyone anything, basically.

      Well, the world now knows he likes brewing beer and put out to sea in his canoe. Hey, if he has sex in it, it's Miller time! :-P

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      Money for nothing, pix for free
    2. Re:How dose he know? by seizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      He "knows" he's very close, because he *knows* his research budget might be cut soon ;-)

      (just conjecture, btw)

    3. Re:How dose he know? by blacktar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What would you expect from a person whose last name sounds suspiciously like a bottle of cheap wine?

    4. Re:How dose he know? by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      If you read the article, you'd realize that we don't have the technology to detect earth-like planets. The article basically states that we'll soon have the capability. Just like we currrently have the capability to detect huge gaseous planets.

      --
      Can I get an eye poke?
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    5. Re:How dose he know? by Adolf+Hitroll · · Score: -1

      #include <stdio.h>

      int main () {
      char toto[24] = "jkhunlqCxnvkhoov1fr1xn";
      int i;
      for (i=0;i<strlen(toto);i++) {
      printf("%c", toto[i]-3);
      }
      printf("\n");
      return(0);
      }
      ich@hier> gcc test.c -o test
      ich@hier> ./test
      gherkin@ukshells.co.uk

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      Smile, don't click...
    6. Re:How dose he know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, were talking astrophysics here. Define close. Close in relation to other solar systems is expressed in lightyears. So I think he can get away with saying "close", relatively speaking. Besides, look at the developments over the last 100 years and note that they are accelerating. For all we know we will have nanites in 100 years (or less) contructing a radio telescope antenna of astronomical proportions from bucky tubes with the information collected examined by a worldwide distributed computing system. You have to look at the entire sphere of the advancement of science.

      Opinion provided without references.

    7. Re:How dose he know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Well, the world now knows he likes brewing beer and put out to sea in his canoe. Hey, if he has sex in it, it's Miller time!"

      Is that the old 'f*cking close to water' joke I see before me? Why, I think it is. Subtle one.

      Completely ruined by me now though, sorry.

    8. Re:How dose he know? by Perdo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Seems like the technology required to find planets will be in the reach of amateurs soon. So there will be many more "eyes" looking for planets. Or the technology is becoming sufficiently mature that we will be able to detect smaller rocky bodies. Or he is about to launch a distributed computing project to analyze the visible signatures of every visible star for the wobble caused by planet motion.

      Right now, we could not detect our solar systems planets. There are 9 planets exerting their own oscillation into the sun's wobble. Perhaps he cannot do it now, but he knows what it would take to get there. Two years ago we all laughed and joked about IBM's process that would allow 5ghz machines. We all said "whatever, how the hell do they know, vaporware" Now we have seen 5 Ghz machines demonstrated, overclockers are hitting 3 Ghz easily and you should try not to discredit a geek in his field if you are out of yours.

      --

      If voting were effective, it would be illegal by now.

    9. Re:How dose he know? by mshurpik · · Score: 5, Funny

      For all we know we will have nanites in 100 years (or less) contructing a radio telescope antenna of astronomical proportions from bucky tubes with the information collected examined by a worldwide distributed computing system. You have to look at the entire sphere of the advancement of science.

      I'd love to, but my boss keeps telling me, "Put the grill-side of the hamburger FACE-UP on the bun."

      He doesn't care about space telescopes, neither do the customers. But at $6/hr, I will eventually save up for a linux cluster and programming classes, which will help the distributed computing effort quite a bit.

    10. Re:How dose he know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For all we know we will have nanites in 100 years (or less) contructing a radio telescope antenna of astronomical proportions from bucky tubes with the information collected examined by a worldwide distributed computing system."

      I got a TI-94A they can share processor time on.

    11. Re:How dose he know? by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      just out of curiosity : what is your mother tongue?

      (question caused by the use of toto as a dummy variable name)

    12. Re:How dose he know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Having sex in a typical kayak would be a scientifically noteworthy experience. Unless of course it was a "hands on" experience.

    13. Re:How dose he know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to say THAT!

      I could have got a mod 4 if ONLY I had been a good karma whore and hit refresh faster!

    14. Re:How dose he know? by Adolf+Hitroll · · Score: -1

      tiens, un francais (ou ophone...) et qui a fait de l'info a la fac, avec ca ;-)

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      Smile, don't click...
    15. Re:How dose he know? by Saib0t · · Score: 2

      I'm not him, but I'd guess french is his mother tongue, mine is and "toto" sounds like "as valid" a variable name as "blah"...

      --

      One shall speak only if what one has to say is more beautiful than silence
    16. Re:How dose he know? by CodeMonky · · Score: 2

      I think his point is that he is really just guessing.

      You can't know you are very close to something unless you've done it before. I drive to work so I know when I am very close to work. We haven't found another planet like ours so how can he say we are close to finding another if he doesn't even know if one exists?

      He's not trying to discredit, as I'm sure he is a very smart person, however that claim is poorly worded (unless of course he does know of another planet that noone else does).

      --
      --"Karma is justice without the satisfaction"
    17. Re:How dose he know? by americanFatCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think he's talking about the technology needed to find those planets. Currently, we've only been able to find gas giants because that's all our technology can handle; we notice them passing in front of stars or something. When the technology become available so that we are able to notice earth-sized planets passing in front of stars at great distances, then we'll discover that type of planet. If we are close to the technology, we are close to the final objective.

    18. Re:How dose he know? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      If our cosmological understanding is correct in the process of star formation, there are few variables that must be met before rocky inner system planets form. One of those is supernovas that happened close enough to actually get the heavier elements that these planets are formed from. I understand that supernovas leave shells behind after the initial catostrophic event but how long after said event are supernovas detectable?

    19. Re:How dose he know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I am certainly happy to see my 0 point AC post gave you material for a +4 funny. Oh well, at least with your quote getting a mod up then the idea is well into the public domain and perhaps prior art can be shown and it won't ever be patented.
      BTW, joking aside, most distributed computing is done on windows boxes. I have three old pentiums here that nothing else except burn charity cycles and get port scanned.

    20. Re:How dose he know? by emptybody · · Score: 2, Insightful

      he says that they are close to 'being able to discover' earthlike planets. He did not say that they were close to making the actual discovery.

      C'mon people. Work on your reading comprehension.

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    21. Re:How dose he know? by CmdrPinkTaco · · Score: 1
      god, it's too early for me, when I read the title to this article, this was what I thought

      bash-2.05# ping localhost
      PING localhost (127.0.0.1): 56 data bytes
      64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=0 ttl=255 time=0.246 ms
      64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=255 time=0.208 ms
      64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=255 time=0.214 ms
      64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=3 ttl=255 time=0.207 ms
      --- localhost ping statistics ---
      4 packets transmitted, 4 packets received, 0% packet loss
      round-trip min/avg/max = 0.207/0.218/0.246 ms
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    22. Re:How dose he know? by gorilla · · Score: 2
      There are two main techniques used to find extrasolar planets.

      1) The 'wobble' method. A planet in orbit around a star causes that star to counter rotate around the common centre of gravity. This only works for massive close in planets, but it will work for any orientation.

      2) The eclipse method. A planet in orbit around the star will, if the orientation is right, periodically go between the star and us. This is obviously much more rare, but will detect any sized planet. This is how HD 209458's planet was detected.

    23. Re:How dose he know? by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      Too bad the submitter/editor didn't catch the distinction before writing the story. Why can't readers mod stories on slashdot, so we can get rid of misleading crap like this one? This kind of sensationalist recontextualizing really undermines the integrity of the site, imo.

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    24. Re:How dose he know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Cause "they" already know far more than us peons have been allowed to see. The pace of disclosure is quickening though...

    25. Re:How dose he know? by americanFatCat · · Score: 1

      I was privy to an assembly by SETI, and am aware of both methods. However, i think that they said that the eclipse method is equally hard to do with earth sized planets, as the light blocked is so insignificant.

    26. Re:How dose he know? by El_Nofx · · Score: 1

      The reason he thinks they are close is because they are refining their techniques to detect smaller and smaller gravitational fluctuations in the sun they are looking at.

      Up until now they have only been able to find gas giants because they exert such a strong force on the sun they orbit that they actually change the shape of the sun slightly depending on which side they are on. They know these planets are so big becuase they compare them to Jupiter and Saturn.

      They think if they compare the gravitational force applied to the sun by Jupiter to the force applied by earth that they might be able to match those reading somewhere else in the galaxy

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    27. Re:How dose he know? by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      If you know your technology can detect planets, say, 100% larger than Earth, and the technology advances by a factor of two every n years, then you can predict that you will find Earth-sized planets in n years. It's not rocket science.

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  10. penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    We need a bigger penis!

    Really, we do.

    Thanx.

  11. So what if we did ....... by Mattygfunk · · Score: 3, Insightful
    But the detection of those elusive, small Earth-like worlds may be closer than you think......

    I see the pointy that any further information about space (even out of our solar system) is useful, but what would we do if we found an earth-like planet?

    It is expensive and time consuming to send a probe to Mars, would we really want to investigate this far off planet before we properly explore our own solar system? And put the money in when the results may only come back years after we are all dead? Nope.

    1. Re:So what if we did ....... by User+956 · · Score: -1, Troll

      Mr. Charbonneau has actually written a book for astronomy novices, though it does touch on his previous on his previous research in this area. It's available at amazon.com, for the curious. It contains some of the finest astrophotography I have seen.

      You will not be taking this out to your observation site, nor will you be using it to hunt down what you plan to observe when out with your scope. However, it provides absolutely stunning views of the sky and is a joy to look through. For beginners, the book has plastic overlay sheets that highlight the stars which form the outline of the constellations. A few deep sky objects are portrayed for each constellation. But, as I said, you're not buying this as a true star atlas, but as a beautiful book to enjoy.

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    2. Re:So what if we did ....... by fehlschlag · · Score: 1
      Actually, I could imagine us spending more money on getting to another Earth-like planet, before exploring all of this system, due to our history of not even knowing our own backyard before criticizing our neighbors habits.

      What do we know about the deep oceans so far? We always find new nifty things at home (e.g. organisms that live in zones that would be toxic to us), haven't even figured out how to keep the planet's population happy, but still spend megabucks to fly into space.

      So, yes, of course we're going to another planet - the grass may be greener there...

    3. Re:So what if we did ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe way off here, but if we found planets that could be "earth-like", couldn't we attempt communication with them specifically, rather than just randomly sending transmissions into deep space?

    4. Re:So what if we did ....... by kigrwik · · Score: 2

      > I see the pointy that any further information about space (even out of our solar
      > system) is useful, but what would we do if we found an earth-like planet?

      I'm not sure you grasp well the importance of the study of extra-solar star systems.
      If I'm mistaken, my apologies, yet I'll try to refresh everyone's mind:

      The difficulty in this field of Astrophysics (the birth of the Solar System) is not so much in finding a decent model, but rather in feeding the right parameters to the model.
      At the moment, we have but one well-studied example of a star system, and it happens to be ours. This is not good enough for statistics, we *need* at least another one. :)

      Many problems remain unanswered, such as the stability of the orbit of the Earth through the ages, and its remaining in the "Liquid Water Belt" around the Sun (even taking into account some retroactions with the GreenHouse effect cycles).

      The models currently used have been tweaked to fit our only example, but remember that one of the first planet discovered couldn't even *exist* there according to the then current model (too big, too close, too fast. WTF is it doing here ? Back to the chalkboard, fellows...). Outside H2G2, that means the model has to be changed.

      The more systems we find and study, the more we learn about our own system. Some of those will be very young ones, some will be older, and some of these two kinds may look even a bit like ours did (and will do), giving us some answers as to our past, and our future.

      I'm a bit myopic, so I'll let you guys peek endlessly in the night. I'll tend the bar for you in the meantime.

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    5. Re:So what if we did ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would allow astronomers to be able to estimate some the values that enter into the Drake equation more precisely. The Drake equation is an equation that is used to determine the number of intelligent civilizations capable of communicating with us. It's something like this (correct me if I'm wrong):

      Civs=(stars)*(planet)*(support)*(life)*(intellig en t)

      where
      Civs - number of civilizations in the galaxy
      stars - number of stars in the galaxy
      planet - percentage of stars with planets
      support - percentage of planet capable of supporting life
      life - percentage of those that actually develop life
      intelligent - percentage of those that evolve intelligent life (with the desire and means to communicate)

      By finding Earth-like planets, determining a value of the planent and support bits would be easier.

    6. Re:So what if we did ....... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      I see the pointy that any further information about space (even out of our solar system) is useful, but what would we do if we found an earth-like planet?

      Probably do what we normally do to newly found landmasses, send our missionaries there to "show them the truth" then shortly after they start to trust the missionaries send our soldiers and armed guards in to "bring order to the chaos of said barbaric society.". Granted that there is a sentient lifeform on that planet. Otherwise, we'll just infect the non-sentient lifeforms with our diseases.

      it is expensive and time consuming to send a probe to Mars, would we really want to investigate this far off planet before we properly explore our own solar system? And put the money in when the results may only come back years after we are all dead? Nope.

      Well, in order to actually do anything you have to DO SOMETHING. There is no, "gee, if it's free and takes no time, sure.." attitude about exploration or finding new frontiers. I'm sure the early discoverers didn't think that they could be doing better things than staring up at the sky plotting the stars... or even curing the diseases of the past which some killed the doctor themselves during the experimentation. The point is, we are at a point that we either take baby steps to the moon then further, or we take a giant leap to the edge of our solar system and beyond. Personally, I believe we can do a two-pronged approach. Search the skies with the new technologies we achieve in order to see whats out there further, while we are taking our baby steps into our earch-orbit station/moon station/mars mining complex. *g*

      If we don't do it, is the next generation going to think the same thing? Are they going to be less lazy then our generation? Believe me, I already see the trend of the upcoming generation... we need to do as much as we can before they come into power because theres gonna be one HUGE stagnation period :)

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  12. Microlensing transit events by Cally · · Score: 5, Informative
    People have been looking for microlensing events caused by IIRC the transit that yielded the first atmosheric compostition numbers, last year, had already been found by the parallax ("wobbly star") method used to find 99% of other known extra-solar planets. The orbital plane was already known to be in line with us, and indeed the event's timing was predicted using the wobbling parent star. The point is that this technique (which is really a hack in the original sense) is only any use in those rare cases where the orbital plane intersects line of sight from the parent star to earth. Calculation of the percentage of orbits for which this is true is left as an exercise for the reader (cos I haven't the maths ;) [Source: Astronomy magazine.)

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    1. Re:Microlensing transit events by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      (cos I haven't the maths ;)

      Being off-topic is a sin and methinks you just went off at a tangent.

      (There should be a new moderation; "-1, Really bad pun" ;)

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    2. Re:Microlensing transit events by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      You get one point for "microlensing," one point for "parallax/wobbly star" and one point for IIRC.

      Can I have mod points now?

    3. Re:Microlensing transit events by skribe · · Score: 1

      I'm currently reading Patrick Moore's On Mars which includes a brief history of the scientific study of Mars. I was astounded to discover that up until 1965, when Mariner 4 flew by, scientists expected there to be vegetation on Mars. Even the existence of the canals was still being debated by the scientific community up until the 1940's and 50's. And yet in interstellar terms Mars and Earth are practically in the same place. So, I'm a little skeptical towards our finding of extra-solar planets. It could be that the way that we're interpreting the 'wobbliness' of stars today may be as incorrect as the way we misinterpreted areography before Mariner 4.

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    4. Re:Microlensing transit events by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      I'm currently reading Color Climax's "Uncle Fucker IX" which includes a brief history of the exploits of Uncle Fucker. I was astounded to discover that he hadn't fucked ANY of his neices or nephews until 1983...

    5. Re:Microlensing transit events by rmull · · Score: 1

      That makes me hurt. Badly. ;)

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  13. Re:How does he know? by richie2000 · · Score: 2
    And not even very close:

    PQ: How long will it be before scientists might be able to study the atmospheres of Earth-like planets around other stars?

    Charbonneau: That's much more difficult. We are close to being able to find Earth-like planets. But it may be decades before we are able to study their atmospheres.

    Just close. How close? Well, if you're used to measuring distances in parsecs, 'close' can be quite a bit away, especially as the lad seems fairly young yet. He'll have plenty of time to paddle around, swigging brewskis and gazing at the sky. Good luck to him, I say!

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  14. Still a few years off. by Gopher971 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Until the launch of "Darwin" by the ESA, (pdf link) it is unlikely that we will be able to detect earth-like planets. We still cannot detect Jupiter sized worlds at this point in time.

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    1. Re:Still a few years off. by dovmalizar · · Score: 1

      Actually there are several satellites (COROT from France, Kepler from NASA) which will measure the variations brightness of stars. They will be able to look at several stars at once, and will be sensitive enough to detect an earth size planet moving in front of the star. Of course this requires systems where earth size planets appear to move infront of the star. These missions will not be able to directly detect earths (as Darwin and TPF) will, but they will let us know they are there and they will be launching in the 2005 timeframe rather thans 2010 or beyond.

    2. Re:Still a few years off. by Gopher971 · · Score: 1

      The Kepler is able to measure the brightness of stars and infer from their brightness the size of planet circling the star. This cannot determine whether or not the planet is earth-like. It does not provide enough information.

      The Darwin project will use the 'nulling interferometry' technique which not only detects planets circling the star, it will determine whether or not the planet is within the biosphere of the star and the chemical composition of it's atmosphere, if any.

      With a huge amount of luck we might be able to detect an earth sized planet at the moment but not an earth-like planet.

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    3. Re:Still a few years off. by CaptainPhong · · Score: 1

      If by detect, you mean directly observe the planets themselves, then this is true. However, there have been a number of Jupiter-sized and even significantly smaller planets detected by their gravitational influence on their parent star.

      http://www.obspm.fr/encycl/catalog.html

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  15. Obviously by Zarathustra.fi · · Score: 1

    Ofcourse he's not trying to read the future from stars (lousy pun intended) here, but as I understood it, he's visioning that the technology in the near future makes it possible to find and analyze Earth-like planets "out there".

    At the moment Hubble's visual resolution is great, but way too limited to analyze any distant planets the size of ours very far away.

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    1. Re:Obviously by Alan+Partridge · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      vision is NOT a verb. somebody please kill me now if it is.

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    2. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      EAT MY GOAT ASS

    3. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes please! just send me your address there...

  16. Why we haven't found them yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The sun of our solar system contains more than 99,9% of its mass. Of the remaining 0,1%, most is of the megaplanets like Jupiter and Saturn. Jupiter alone has around 500 times the mass of Earth. Habitable plants are thus incredibly, incredibly small compared to their suns or compared to gas giants. Given the limited funding (forget space, we need missile defense!) we can be happy that we can detect gas giants.

    1. Re:Why we haven't found them yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "we can be happy that we can detect gas giants."

      That's not hard, there's an exxon on every corner.

    2. Re:Why we haven't found them yet by betis70 · · Score: 1

      >>Habitable plants are thus incredibly, incredibly small compared to their suns or compared to gas giants.

      Inherent in his (and your) position is that gas giants are incapable of supporting life. We have a sample of 1 in a population of an almost infinite number of stars. How arrogant to believe that life MUST take on the form we are familiar with, based on such a limited sample.

      When did science become so myopic?

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    3. Re:Why we haven't found them yet by tshak · · Score: 2

      Given the limited funding (forget space, we need missile defense!)

      This is a very poor observation. It's more like, "let's re-evaluate how much we are funding space, especially as our education system is crumbling, and decent health care not available to over 20% of our population". Space research should not be forgotten, but let's remember that gobs of money for space research is not a God give right, nor is it anywhere near the most important line item in our countries budget.

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  17. if we have to evacuate.. by marijne · · Score: 4, Funny

    well, we do need some place to evacuate to if the Vogons come to buildt an interstellar bypass and destroy the earth in the process.
    Lets find 42 alternative planets earth

    1. Re:if we have to evacuate.. by Salsaman · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you're not in the 'B' Ark...

    2. Re:if we have to evacuate.. by trustno_one · · Score: 1

      If we file a formal complaint in the local planning department in Alpha Centauri before it is too late an evacuation should not be needed.

  18. Argh! by meggito · · Score: 2

    We're close? You can't just ignore the fact that earth like planets are 10000 times harder to find, simply because they're 10000 times smaller than the gas giants. The truth is that our telelscopes just aren't there yet. The only proof they'll find will be inferrable from what they can see. For example, if large planet's movement is regularly affected in such a way as to suggest a smaller planet's interferance. At this point and time we do not have either the tools or the technizques that we'll need to identify distant planets, all we can hope for is that a few shots in the dark will pay off.

  19. Yes, It's true by mobydill · · Score: 0

    Or at least he claims that smaller planets may be discovered through indirect light-blocking means within five years.

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  20. HE CLAIMS??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HE CLAIMS??! How scientistic (or whatever the words is - help me out here, my native language is not English) is that? I thought science is based on facts. Everybody can claim whatever they want! I can claim that I might become the president of USA in near future.

    1. Re:HE CLAIMS??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      scientific :-)

      Glad to be of help.

    2. Re:HE CLAIMS??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come this guy got modded down? He helped me out just like I asked. I wanna thank that Anonymous fellow.

  21. I think they are mistaken by I+have+nutsack · · Score: -1

    I believe their instruments may be experiencing interference from what scientists have come to call Die Nüsse Effekt.

    You see, I have on my person a rather large satchel, within which I store and transport nuts. The mass of the nuts within this satchel, or "nutsack" is so great, that it interferes with Mr. Charbonneau's equipment. My nutsack is responsible for other astronomical anomalies as well, such as the color of the universe being mistaken as being beige. That particular one is less complicated. You see, I actually just had my nutsack draped over the telescope.

    Many phenomena may be explained by my nutsack, but soon, explanation will be unnecessary. All will see.

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  22. Given that Scientists.... by theolein · · Score: 4, Interesting

    have recently determined that amino acids (protein building block molecules) are formed in a vacuum which would perhaps mean that most life would be formed on the same basis as we are, perhaps it would be easier to look for old radio transmissions and TV-signals as SETI does. Have the people at SETI ever done any modelling to see what our old TV-signals would look like 10 light years from earth?

    Another thing that might be vital to life on earth might simply be the fact that we have such a large moon acting as both a shield to a lot of asteroidal bombardment and as a planetary motor for tides ,winds and life in general.

    1. Re:Given that Scientists.... by Silicone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, taken that 10 light years is equal to 94.608e+15 meters (94.608e12 km), then you have a pretty far way to go. The signal transmitted from the distant planet was, let us assume 10 kW, which is a lot. But let us assume they have a foggy atmosphere and need this to get everybody signal (OK, let us assume as well they dont have cable...). They are transmitting isotropically and we have a 40 dB gain antenna looking into the skies (not too shabby). Then the signal power received on earth would be Pr = Pt*Gt*Gr*(Lambda)^2/(4*pi*R)^2. Substituting these, (Pt = 10000, Gt = 1, Gr = 10000, Lambda = 3e8/500e6 assuming a 500MHz transmission, R = the big number), Pt = 2.5470e-029 Watt. You can only detect this kind of power in Startrek Movies...

    2. Re:Given that Scientists.... by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Funny

      recently determined that amino acids are formed in a vacuum

      Now that is impressive! Guess we can throw away that whole conservation of matter thing. Maybe you meant that amino acids can be formed in a methane environment, but seeing that news is over 40 years old, you must be talking about some other "recent" discovery.

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    3. Re:Given that Scientists.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in what you quote, the poster probably meant "a vacuum" as opposed to an atmosphere. ie to get 1 mm of amino acid, you mix 0.5 mm a and 0.5 mm b without needing to do so in 10 liters of methane gas. just the sparks, ma'am.

    4. Re:Given that Scientists.... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Have the people at SETI ever done any modelling to see what our old TV-signals would look like 10 light years from earth?

      Probably slightly staticy =) I don't think the people at SETI could watch that broadcast without constantly trying to tune it in better. They'd probably just turn it off in disgust because the static would break up at the best part.

      But seriously, SETI does signal examinations for a variance of different things. One of those things is repetition, and television/radio has alot of that to it.

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  23. Charbonneau likes BEER! by MarcoJROM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    PQ: On a personal note, what do you like to do in your spare time?
    Charbonneau: I find home beer-brewing very satisfying.


    David this one's on me!
    http://beer.trash.net/beerget.php?yourbeer=1017834 40990534471

    good luck on your quest buddy.

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  24. Close, but not that close by Pedrito · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are a number of ways Earth-sized planets could be discovered fairly soon (within the next 5-10 years). There are several planet-finding satellites to be launched. The Hubble would also be capable of detecting an Earth-sized planet passing in front of a star.

    The real trick is finding the proper conditions. First, we need to find an extra-solar system in which Earth-sized planets exist. It's now believed that these are fairly few and far between. The reason is that a vast majority of the gas giant systems we've discovered so far have their gas giants in either really close orbits to their stars, or are highly eliptical with passes close to their stars. In these situations, Earth-like planets would likely be tossed into their stars, or more likely, tossed into open space, by the gravitational effect of the giants.

    So, what you need is giants that live fairly far out (like Jupiter and Saturn). These appear to be about 1 out of 50+ systems. So, out of this 1-2% of systems, we then need to find ones with orbital planes that are parallel to our angle of view of those systems, and catch the Earth-sized planets passing in front of their stars.

    Asking for all those conditions to line up is a pretty tall order, so it's unlikely we'll catch such an event in the next 5 years. My personal opinion. A large breakthrough may change that, and that's possible as well. After all, look at the discovery of extra-solar planets. It was a breakthrough idea that led to a sudden discovery of many of these systems, without a real technilogical breakthrough.

    1. Re:Close, but not that close by DullTrev · · Score: 1
      The real trick is finding the proper conditions. First, we need to find an extra-solar system in which Earth-sized planets exist. It's now believed that these are fairly few and far between. The reason is that a vast majority of the gas giant systems we've discovered so far have their gas giants in either really close orbits to their stars, or are highly eliptical with passes close to their stars. In these situations, Earth-like planets would likely be tossed into their stars, or more likely, tossed into open space, by the gravitational effect of the giants.

      While you're right about the relative numbers of systems with gas giants close to the star and others that have been found, it's not quite so easy to extrapolate that to say there are therefore few systems like ours. Systems with huge gas giants close to the star are a damn sight easier to find than any other - thus the predominance of those in the present results could just be that they're easier to see!

      I'm not saying that there are a lot of systems like ours, just that we can't make that judgement yet.

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    2. Re:Close, but not that close by Royster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First, we need to find an extra-solar system in which Earth-sized planets exist. It's now believed that these are fairly few and far between. The reason is that a vast majority of the gas giant systems we've discovered so far have their gas giants in either really close orbits to their stars, or are highly eliptical with passes close to their stars. In these situations, Earth-like planets would likely be tossed into their stars, or more likely, tossed into open space, by the gravitational effect of the giants.

      Oh, bullshit.

      The methods we have used until now to find extra-solar planets are extremely biased to find (a) large planets, (b) very close to the star and (c) in highly elliptical orbits. To make conclusions about the distribution of Earth-like planets from biased samples is foolhardy.

      It's as if you decided to count species by sitting in one place in the woods looking through a pair of binoculars. Sure, you would see all of the large mammals and birds that happened by, but you'd miss the vast majority of species by seeing hardly any of the incects (maybe a few fireflies if you were savvy enough to recognize them as animals) and none of the water dwelling animals. You conclusions about the distribution of species would be worthless because you saw only the easiest animals to spot.

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    3. Re:Close, but not that close by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

      First, we need to find an extra-solar system in which Earth-sized planets exist. It's now believed that these are fairly few and far between. The reason is that a vast majority of the gas giant systems we've discovered so far have their gas giants in either really close orbits to their stars, or are highly eliptical with passes close to their stars. In these situations, Earth-like planets would likely be tossed into their stars, or more likely, tossed into open space, by the gravitational effect of the giants.

      Isn't this related to the gravitational method that we are using? I mean, isn't the dopplar shift signifigantly easier to detect in the case that the large planet is nearby the star, or that its orbit is eliptical? There's plenty of stars where we *HAVEN'T* found any planets, not because they do not exist there (though they very well may not) but that they are in a configuration that does not lend itself easily detected with this method. As far as I know, it would be very difficult to detect a system exactly like ours from any signifigant distance using current methods (the gas giants are very far out, and would probably require years of constant observation as it takes forever for Jupiter, Saturn, etc to go around the sun).

      That's the biggest problems with basing any life-away-from-earth arguments on current exoplanetary data, it's very very very scewed because of the limitations of our current resources and methods. Perhaps when the Terrestrial Planet Finder comes along, we might be able to find some REAL answers about this.

      (Note: I agree fully that the systems found thusfar would not be very good for habitable planets, with the exceptions of the planets being moons of the gas giants, which does present its own unique difficulties for life).

  25. nice life by mshurpik · · Score: 0, Troll

    I like how he has a Van Gogh in the photo. This guy hasn't advanced his art tastes since his teen years.

    Home beer brewing and sea kayaking...ooh. Exciting guy.

    Oh yeah, and he works at Caltech.

    Was there supposed to be something earth-like in this article? I didn't see it.

  26. Re:How dose he know...and isn't it done already? by a+random+streaker · · Score: 1

    > How the hell could he know that we are "very
    > close" to discovering anything?

    I could have sworn I read an article over a year ago where an Earth-type planet was found.

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  27. Astronomers very close? by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
    David Charbonneau is looking for another planet just like Earth, and claims that astronomers are "very close"."

    That's true. Astronomers are very close. However, where the hell all these planets are is quite another matter...

    Cheers,
    Ian

  28. Re:How dose he know...and isn't it done already? by jamesidm · · Score: 2, Funny

    about a year and two days ago?

  29. How Israel is defending our western values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Israel revoked the credentials of two Abu Dhabi TV journalists on Tuesday and threatened legal action against CNN and NBC for ignoring military orders and broadcasting from the Israeli-occupied West Bank city of Ramallah.

    In New York, the Committee to Protect Journalists issued a protest letter to Prime Minister Ariel Sharon saying Israel had an obligation to allow journalists to work freely in the West Bank.

    "Attempting to prevent journalists from witnessing events on the ground is a flagrant act of censorship," the letter said. The group also expressed alarm at "several incidents in which Israeli troops have fired on working journalists."

    The Brussels-based International Federation of Journalists on Tuesday criticized Israel for closing areas to the media. "We oppose this strategy, for it amounts to censorship and will be self-defeating," the group said in a statement. "Censorship will not bring peace but will only lead to more ignorance, rumor and fear."

  30. Advancing art taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This guy hasn't advanced his art tastes since his teen years.

    And just how do you "advance your art taste"?

    You decide to like the bullshit modern stuff because your artsy-fartsy friends think expressionism is "so out"?

  31. receptions by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if we tuned into another planet's radio wave, if we'd be able to watch their soap operas. I watch soaps for 1/2 a day here on Earth, but wouldn't it be great to watch The Alien and the Cybernetic too? Or maybe we'd get to know them by watching their version of Sally Jesse Rapheal?

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    1. Re:receptions by DullTrev · · Score: 1

      Don't say things like that! Would you want us to be judged by our daytime TV?

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    2. Re:receptions by Eberlin · · Score: 1

      Wait, are you implying that the Jerry Springer Show is taped here on Earth? I was using that as a postulate for my "life on other planets" theory!!!

  32. egotistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Why does man continue to hold "human and carbon-based" life forms as the most sacred. Give me a freakin break. Statements like "life as we know it" from scientists reveals how narrow minded they are. When ever I hear some scientist express those kinds of ideas, I am embarrased to be a human. Sure we don't know what other life forms are out there, but to assume that based on the life on this planet is both assinine and ignorant. Considering all the knowledge humans have gathered for the entire history of planet earth amounts to grain of sand on the cosmic beach of the universe, scientists should think before they speak.

    1. Re:egotistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "scientists should think before they speak"

      Scientists think before they speak more often then politicians think before they vote.

    2. Re:egotistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      gathered for the entire history of planet earth amounts to grain of sand on the cosmic beach of the universe

      Yeah, that's always the problem with you pipe-dreaming, science bashing nutcases. "Ooh... but our knowledge is so small compared to the great universal truth. Then why should we even bother reining in what we accept as science. Let's just dream!"

    3. Re:egotistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are also embarrassed that you are a human.

    4. Re:egotistic... by Fyndo · · Score: 5, Interesting
      What else, besides carbon are you going to base life on? Silicon is the only other thing that has a chemistry even a fraction as varied as carbon, but forms oxides too readily. We haven't ever seen large-scale organization of nuclear matter (and have pretty good theoretical arguments, why not), so it seems unlikely that there's life based on anything sub-molecular. Don't see how you'd get a stable plasma-based life form.

      if you have any plausible suggestions, by all means, make them. But till then, the only way I can see to get life is carbon-based life forms. Yeah, I could be wrong, but I'm betting on other life forms also being carbon-based. Not proof, but strikes me as a good bet.

    5. Re:egotistic... by glapalom · · Score: 1

      You are assuming to live mean to be made of matter and contain mass.

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    6. Re:egotistic... by glapalom · · Score: 1

      Can't we all just get along? :) Really though, we need to realize that science is as much a faith based belief as "pipe-dreamers" have. The only difference is, scientists base their faith in anything other than God. Too bad. Because if they would just FACTOR Him in to the hyothesis, all things would be answered much quicker. Both sides are too closed-minded to merge. Sad, because we could all be outta here much sooner if they would. No one should be dumb enough to think God wouldn't want us to learn about everything around us, and no one should be dumb enough to think they can figure it all out without Him. G

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    7. Re:egotistic... by JoeRobe · · Score: 1

      He's saying that beings which exhibit life must be made of matter, yes. After all, how else can something interact with the world? There might by some stretch of the imagination be energy-based (a variant on mass-based, by the way) life possible, but that's called science fiction for the time being.

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    8. Re:egotistic... by woodie52 · · Score: 1

      Considering that 'life as we ain't got a clue' is just this side of impossible to imagine, I can see sticking to looking for life as we *DO* understand it. At least, we'll have a clue was to what we're seeing.

    9. Re:egotistic... by bmorton · · Score: 1

      It's simple...if it's carbon-based, we can probably eat it!

  33. Why only carbon based life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1) We know how carbon based life works and develops. We have plenty of experimental evidence.
    2) We do not know how non-carbon based life works, develops or even if it is possible. We don't have experimental evidence.
    3) Developing a scientific hypothesis requires that you know what you are talking about and have at least some experimental evidence that suggests that we need another hypothesis.

    Hence, we cannot speculate on the non-carbon based life -- at least scientifically.

    1. Re:Why only carbon based life by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Now you're just being stupid.
      We have the information concerning Carbon based life. Therefore our hypothesis is that all life is Carbon Based. Now we have to go try to prove/disprove that. As soon as we find some life that isn't carbon based then we'll revise the hypothesis. So like you said, Developing a scientific hypothesis requires that you know what you are talking about and have at least some experimental evidence that suggests that we need another hypothesis. At the moment we don't have any evidence that suggests we need a hypothesis other than 'All life is Carbon based.' so that's our hypothesis.

      Kintanon

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  34. Earth 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want my Earth 2 but without those nasty rock creatures!

  35. Close but no cigar..... by CDWert · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Well, close but no cigar,

    Perhaps the teraforming of venus or mars would be a more practical consideration for the next 100 years.

    What the heck does it matter if we find a planet in say , we misses it surrounding Alpha Centarui, our closest stellar neighbor.

    We pretty much know there out there , law of averages dictates it. WE (earth), is not an cannot be alone in it planetary type classification, to think so would align you mental reasoning with that of the clergy in the middle ages saying the frigging sun revolved around the earth.

    So what dose it matter in the short term if there is another planet even within 20 light years, a very short distance I might add, Propulsion at near the speed of light is fantasy for at least another century. OR until artificial gravity can be harnessed (no not for propulsion but for keeping the people inside from turning to goooo on acceleration a deceleration), add to that the fact space isnt a vacum, a craft travelling at NOV (near optic velocities) well lets say there are more issues than you can imagine if you havent studied the problem.

    So, what are we left with ?

    Venus and Mars, mars is cold and dry. May be a little watter but its still going to be cold , rocord equator temperatures are not even comfy, there isnt enough CO2 at the caps to produce an atmosphere of enough density for a greenhouse effect to occur.

    SO we have venus, wet, HOT as hell and very active. Remeber the percipitation experiments in chemistry class ? How about coming up with a plan to do just tha to the sulfur in the atmosphere ? Man what I wouldnt give to have about 2 liters of venutian atmosphere to play with. Now granted even after it would take some time for the planet to cool even after reduced its atmosphere. And the place would forever smell like rotten eggs, but more habbitable perhaps than mars, at least you have PLENTY of water, albeit bound in sulfuric acids at the moment.

    Sooo earth earth where are you ? Does it really matter ? What next drawings of what life may be like on theat planet ? (Remeber the wood carvign of the men on the moon a guy claimed to see with wings and all)

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    1. Re:Close but no cigar..... by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Perhaps the teraforming of venus or mars would be a more practical consideration for the next 100 years.

      It'd take considerably longer than 100 years to terraform either planet. And that's ignoring the little issue that we haven't even visited either one with anything but robotic probes still.

      The lack of fast space travel hampers terraforming efforts as well, since any reasonable plan involves mining the rest of the solar system for necessary components - nitrogen and ice water for Mars, who-knows-what for Venus (and Venus is further from the resources in general, although that's entirely dependant on orbital mechanics really).

      In any case, most "realistic" terraforming timelines are centuries long. And even if we had the technology to do it (we don't), there's a minor issue of finding funding for that long of a period and being able to actually come out ahead of the game after compound interest has taken it's toll (contemplate 1 trillion US dollars at even 1% interest for 500 years - it requires a 14740.30% rate of return).

      Yes, we have absolutely no way to populate another world right now either. But the incentives to go there would be considerably higher than trying to terraform a neighboring planet. If nothing else, a fly-by probe moving at a considerably fraction of c could visit a solar system ~20 light years away in under a century. If it has the right equipment it should be able to tell us if there's life on that planet. That would go a long way toward answering the "are we alone?" question.

      Of course, there's the issue with financial backing there too, and the minor nit that we have absolutely no infrastructure (particularly solar power stations) to do this either, but if you want to put an somewhat arbitrary 100 year limit on goals, then a probe flyby of a nearby earth-like planet seems more realistic to me than terraforming.

    2. Re:Close but no cigar..... by Niksie3 · · Score: 1

      Except it would another 20 years to radio us and tell us what it did...

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    3. Re:Close but no cigar..... by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      The sub-100 year estimate includes the response time.

      Yes, to go that far in time requires ~30% c, but that's theoretically possible with probes - acceleration gravities aren't an issue in general.

    4. Re:Close but no cigar..... by bradbury · · Score: 1
      I disagree.
      • It'd take considerably longer than 100 years to terraform either planet.

      That statement is only correct if you assume molecular nanotechnology is not feasible. If it is feasible you can completely dismantle Venus or Mars in less than 100 years (Ref here). If you can completely dismantle them, I would argue its highly probable that you could terraform them as well. But it makes no sense to leave the material at the bottom of gravity wells when you could use it for advanced satellites as I discuss here for example.

  36. life as we know it by QuantumG · · Score: 2

    is very very limited. It is debatable whether we know of even two examples of life. All life on earth appears to have a common ancestor and is largely identical. We might know something about artifical life, but it is very limited and highly questionable. Man, Carl Sagan should be prerequisit reading. 1977, that's when Carl Sagan and Edwin E. Salpeter wrote their famous paper of "floaters", "hunters" and "sinkers". If you havnt read it, you are not a part of the conversation. Go buy a copy of Cosmos and get some humility. We're a speck of sand on a beach of stars and some among us thing we know something about life in the universe?

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    1. Re:life as we know it by mccalli · · Score: 2
      We're a speck of sand on a beach of stars and some among us think we know something about life in the universe?

      Bit defeatist, isn't it? How do you know that we don't know anything?

      I'm all for humility in science, but abject grovelling seems a bit counterproductive.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:life as we know it by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Redundant

      a healthy skepticism is a requirement of the scientific method.

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    3. Re:life as we know it by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      After all, that's all matter is anyway, energy in a particular configuration.

      maybe... or the other way round?


      Maybe they just pick who they want to talk to.

      i agree heartily to what you say, but you have to set a viewpoint to get a perspective... you are always on the right side of argument when you say "everything's relative", but you don't get anywhere with it...

      so: let them(incredibly inaccurate) pick whatever they want to... it's natural to search for familiar things in an unknown place.

      don't get me wrong, i am doing the same thing all the time. but this is what i have learned so far...

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    4. Re:life as we know it by HighTeckRedNeck · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll take the historical perspective of there being 3 classes of energy beings: God, Angles and Jinn. The first having a single instance and the latter two having both multiple instances and multiple species. The first two and part of the third class work in concert with certain humans to "run the works" giving us Prophets, Saints and such what. Also, knowing the chestnut "if power corrupts..." they require humans to pre-qualify themselves before making contact, hence the ethical portion of religion. Of course each religion has its statement that those who don't qualify will be misled into not believing. (for Christianity it is somewhere in Corinthians). Science, which works off the black box principle of proof is insufficient to prove the existence of an intelligent being that does not want that to occur. So while it seems silly to look light years away to see if "we are not alone" most folks won't do what is necessary to search for the First Cause. Still if you want a better explanation try the Quran. There is a lot more science in there than one would expect. You just have to get over the popular science to 600's desert Arabs aspect to analyze it.

    5. Re:life as we know it by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      oh... there's a bigger theological aspct in your point of view, than i expected... i have thought about reading the koran some time ago, but never got me through to do it...

      i think, there is plenty of knowledge in it, as well as there is in the bible... anyway, it is completely useless to the majority of "modern" humans, because nearly all of it is written in metaphors and parables... too much for mr. ordinary, i think...

      it is a pity to lose(it will get lost) its important content(how to live a proper, healthy, natural, satisfying life) just because the "medium" doesn't appeal anymore...

      whatever, we are getting off topic here...

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    6. Re:life as we know it by HighTeckRedNeck · · Score: 1

      I don't know how far off topic we are. Clay beings (made of matter) have the problem of traveling less than the speed of light, Lorenz contraction and all that. However some forces are not restricted by the speed of light. Gravity for instance does not have that constraint or black holes would not be able to suck anything past the event horizon. Particles with confounded spin change synchronously also breaking the light speed constraint. One could therefore presume that energy beings are the only forms of intelligent life capable of traveling across, communicating across and therefore controlling the universe. (read some of the Hindu Getas and the concept of space travel and battles in space is pretty explicit.) If man wishes to escape Earth or receive visitors or for that matter communicate with others it would most likely only be with the permission and help of those beings. Humanity (or some portion of it), therefore, must deal with that before traveling and given the ethical requirements I don't think that will happen till we prove we can take care of Earth first. Religion, you see, is actually about much more than generally conceived but so few qualify very few are allowed to understand.

    7. Re:life as we know it by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      i will not mix religion with physics, regardless of how interesting it is and how convincing religious literature can be. viewpoints on the subject "nature of the universe" are as numerous as there are men on earth, and i will not be the one to judge which of them are right and which are not.

      as for me, i will stick to a completely scientific approach to this question, partly, because i dislike getting "soft facts" (e.g. emotion, impression, etc.) mixed up in my concepts, partly because it just works for me and explains everything i have wondered about so far.

      maybe i will try some of the literature you recommended, but first let me finish "blood music"... =)

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    8. Re:life as we know it by HighTeckRedNeck · · Score: 1
      As always the choice is the individuals. But if you will bear with me let me introduce some of the physical problems with this topic. You see all stellar bodies are "black body radiators" and there is a complete Maxwelliean frequency distribution to black body radiation that goes through the infrared, microwave, short-wave and long-wave frequencies. Anyone with a radar or satellite antenna that gets pointed toward the sun by the earths rotation finds their receiver is swamped by noise. Now a civilization that wants to communicate with another world could modulate their star but that is a pretty fool hearty thing and such civilizations are likely to destroy themselves before they get a reply. If they try to send out an EM pulse then it will suffer from 1/r^3 signal strength loss. To get a significant s/n ratio with that big stellar noise source nearby they will have to have extreme power with extreme culmination. Such a pulse would ionize the atmosphere leading to attenuation and disruption of the culmination. (not to mention the environmental damage). So such an emitter would have to be put on a space platform. Now such a platform could not only be pointed at other planets but also the planet of origin. It would be for all intents and purposes a tyrant's dream, invincible and able to destroy large portions of the planet. Unless the society that created it was proactively moral it would destroy itself within a short time. There are many such scenarios and they point to the fact that the ergotic probability of an unethical society evolving to the point of traveling to the stars before destroying itself approaches zero with certainty. And any proactively ethical society that made it would impose proactive ethics on other societies before allowing them to join in.

      Now religious revelation demonstrates that the most moral being known to man is The Creator. You can apply the preceding discussion to God to understand why Muslims call The Creator "The most Gracious", "The most Mercifull" and "The Just". So one way or the other there will be and actually is a "cosmological governance". In fact that cosmological governance has contacted humanity and told them what it will take to join in. Jesus said "I say unto you unless you are reborn you can not enter the kingdom of heaven." In the Quran there is a statement that translates roughly as "if you think you can travel through heavens then attempt to do so, but you will not be allowed without our permission" and other passages state what will happen to those that attempt it. These would be a strange statements to be in a book written some 1400 years ago if not for the topic under discussion. I can point out many examples along this thread.

      You see it is only recently that science and religion got a divorce and then mainly in the West. It was a requirement at one time that one had to be an ordained minister to be a professor. Newton had to get a waver because he was ordained in the Coptic Church and not the Anglican Church. If the Roman Catholic Church hadn't gotten arrogant and declared it's body politic infallible and therefore couldn't budge from its Aristotelian Cosmological Model people probably wouldn't assume the separation was necessary. There are a lot of other screwed up interpretations of religious parables but that is in the nature of distracting the unworthy. Science, for most of its history, has been the study of the metaphors and parables The Creator imbedded in creation, it's reason for existence. And similarly the reason for mankind's existence lies there as well.

      The study of science is one of mankind's gifts but unless it is balanced with a strong ethics it is a tool of self destruction. Together they form the prerequisites for religious understanding. It is no accident that the non-corpuscular non-spatial being commonly known as the devil can read and whisper into individual minds. Those that develop the ability to identify and reject those bad ideas have gained the ability to identify and reject their own bad ideas. Those that follow these bad ideas either self-destruct or get taken out. This is proactive ethical training and evaluation. Similarly it is also no accident that the chestnut "if power corrupts, absolute power..." starts with the word "if".

      Advancement in this topic comes not from external technology but self development. "I say unto you, you shall not enter"... The flying carpets of legend are Muslim prayer rugs. "My heart slips its earthly bounds in the presence of my Lord"

      You said that the understanding of the metaphors and parables will pass away but I say that as long as people pray they will be taught. It has also been said that as long as there are tests in school there will be prayer in school. Well, creation is a school with lots of tests. There are many levels of understanding and once you qualify, those that have permission will help you. I will leave you with a translation of the opening chapter of the Quran. Muslims use it in prayer 17 times a day. Think about how it fits this topic.

      In the name of God, The most Gracious, The most Merciful.

      Praise be to God the cherisher and sustainer of the worlds.

      Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

      Master of the Day of Judgment.

      Thy do we worship, and Thy aid we seek.

      Show us the straight way,

      The way of those upon whom You have bestowed Your grace.

      Not the way of those whose portion is wrath and who go astray.

      Think about how God is not only non-corpuscular and non-spatial but also non-temporal. You limit your range of understanding excessively and therefore your understanding of your Creator and what has been created. Arbitrary self-imposed limits on concepts are not good things. Science, ethics, beauty and religion are all aspects of the same thing. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness man, Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

  37. I lie, actually it was 1976 by QuantumG · · Score: 2

    "Particles, Environments, and Possible Ecologies in the Jovian Atmosphere" by Carl Sagan and Edwin Salpeter, Astrophysical Journal Supplements, vol 32, 737-755, 1976.

    The eddy diffusion coefficient is estimated as a function of altitude, separately for the Jovian troposphere and mesosphere. Complex organic molecules produced by the Ly alpha photolysis of methane may possibly be the absorbers in the lower mesosphere which account for the low reflectivity of Jupiter in the near ultraviolet. The optical frequency chromophores are localized at or just below the Jovian tropopause. Candidate chromophore molecules must satisfy the condition that they are produced sufficiently rapidly that convective pyrolysis maintains the observed chromophore optical depth. The condition is satisfied if complex organic chromophores are produced with high quantum yield by NH3 photolysis at less than 2,300 A. Jovian photoautotrophs in the upper troposphere satisfy this condition well, even with fast circulation,
    assuming only biochemical properties of comparable terrestrial organisms. An organism in the form of a thin, gas filled balloon can grow fast enough to replicate if (1) it can survive at the low mesospheric temperatures, or if (2) photosynthesis occurs in the troposphere.

    If anyone has access to the full paper I would love a copy.

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    1. Re:I lie, actually it was 1976 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would also like a copy - rjmahan(at)cwcom.net

      Cheers if anybody sends it

      Stuff like this should be publicly available - after all it was my tax $/£ that paid for it.

  38. so lets say we find a planet a few parsecs away... by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    How do we plan a trip to that planet? - Granted let send a Rover to find out what is what but what do we do about the RTT . There are so many what ifs and how dos in this area and finding an Earth like planet is worse than attempting to solve an NP complete problem...you dont know and i hope this dude is more closer to his find, than my brother whos playing golf on a small planet near Alpha Centauri. A2.6k

  39. Gas Giants by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    For some reason, that makes me think of some prominent politicians...

    Or some baddies in a SciFi series, "The Attack of the red Gas Giants!!"

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  40. Yasser Arafat, terrorist, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I just heard the sad news on talk radio. Palestinian terrorist Yasser Arafat was found dead in his West Bank home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure the Slashdot community will miss him -- even if you weren't suicide bombed by one of his terrorist minions, there's no denying his contribution to international terrorism. Truly an modern-day icon. He will be missed :(

  41. Nice try. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ah, mouse-over, you've saved my bacon once again!

  42. Great, we're cephalopods by BreakWindows · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But the detection of those elusive, small Earth-like worlds may be closer than you think

    I've seen lots of Science Fiction movies about aliens that go from planet to planet, soaking up the natural resources of each, conquering and destroying them (making them uninhabitable), and moving on. Anyone else ever think we're the aliens?

    I mean, we've already screwed up this one, and now rather than fix it (because wanting to do that makes you a "tree hugger") we're going after another. I can't say I'm against it, but it's just...creepy.

    1. Re:Great, we're cephalopods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we've already screwed up this one

      Uh, there is still no conclusive evidence that says we've done jack schit to either help or harm the environment. Too many outside factors that need to be closed up before you can even begin to say that we fucked something up. Solar cycles, magnetic field variations, water particles, dust particles, and a bazillion other factors that are still being hammered out.

      Fixing things doesn't make you a tree hugger, environmental fanaticism makes you a tree hugger.

    2. Re:Great, we're cephalopods by Corgha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is not so much that we resemble the aliens as it is that the aliens resemble us.

      Remember that the sci-fi movies about which you write were written by humans, and no doubt the authors were trying to make a point about human behavior. Since, by your admission, the activity of serially raping planets for their resources is now associated with nasty aliens in your mind, it looks like the authors have succeeded in making their point.

    3. Re:Great, we're cephalopods by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      I've seen lots of Science Fiction movies about aliens that go from planet to planet, soaking up the natural resources of each, conquering and destroying them (making them uninhabitable), and moving on. Anyone else ever think we're the aliens? I mean, we've already screwed up this one, and now rather than fix it (because wanting to do that makes you a "tree hugger") we're going after another. I can't say I'm against it, but it's just...creepy.

      I'd wager that the various volcanoes erupting have casued more damage to the Earth than Humans have.

    4. Re:Great, we're cephalopods by BreakWindows · · Score: 2

      Uh, there is still no conclusive evidence that says we've done jack schit to either help or harm the environment

      So, an oil tanker spilling all over and killing animals, plants and polluting water doesn't harm the environment? Factories spewing out carcinogenic pollutants doesn't hurt anything? Smog from our cars, pesticides killing plants, cutting down rainforests and stripping the land to put up more buildings are all neutral?

      I'm not saying we're (definitely) the cause of global warming, but I think there's plenty of evidence to suggest we've broken plenty.

    5. Re:Great, we're cephalopods by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      Why be against it.

      If we could all (or even some of us) leave this planet and go to another we would be simply giving the planet the time and space it needs to recuperate as it were.

      Kind of like standing for a while to give your butt a rest, then sitting for a while to give your legs a rest.

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  43. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...more often THAN politicians think...

    Are you some kind of moron?

  44. how can they be close? by negativethirsty · · Score: 1

    I dont see how you can be close to finding anything. Its like my car keys, or that odd sock. I know its in my apt someplace, but i've either found them or i haven't. Maybe i should take a hint from them, look for an exact duplicate of my car keys!

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    1. Re:how can they be close? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1


      I dont see how you can be close to finding anything. Its like my car keys, or that odd sock. I know its in my apt someplace, but i've either found them or i haven't. Maybe i should take a hint from them, look for an exact duplicate of my car keys!


      The interview was very bad. No real interesting questions asked/answered.

      But why are at least 15 posters here nit picking about wording?

      You either HAVE found it or you HAVE not, right! And? You can not say you are clsoe to find them when you smell the bad odeur of that old sock? Its either below you or right or left or behind or in front. Make step now. Either it smells stronger and you know "I'm close to find it" or it smells weaker and you know "I WAS close to find it".

      The Astronomer just wanted to say: NOW we have the technology AND the installation base of telescopes and the interesting targets prepared that we only need the luck to be at the right time observing the right spot.

      10 Years ago, we simply lacked:
      a) the (installed, ready to use) technology
      b) the knowledge wich suns to observe

      For a):
      now we have an improved Hubbel and more sattelites and more optical (atmospheric disturbtion robust) telescopes

      For b):
      Intersting suns are found by other observations, e.g. Jupiter sized planets in circular orbits around sun like stars

      We simply now know where and how to look.

      So its realy only a matter of time and luck to find one.

      And I would bet that astronomer has a very good target in preparation and likes to observe it but does not like to disclouse it to early(what a cheering if he failed to find one ....)

      Regards,
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    2. Re:how can they be close? by negativethirsty · · Score: 1

      very good points, you've made your agrument =) However, in my apt, the sock blends in with all the other stinky socks.

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  45. current methods dont see earth-size by peter303 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Power-law distributions (more smaller stuff) suggest there should be lots of earth-size planets. However the current methods can only see fast-moving larger-than-Jupiter planets. The most popular method is measure faint doppler shifts over months to years. Terrestrial pectroscopic resolution limits this to about 10x Jupiters. Space-based methods may be more sensitive.

    Another method is to look for eclipses of planets across the stars. This presumes (a) you are seeing another solar system edge-on, (b) you are lucky to catch the .0001% of time the planet is eclipsing, and (c) you aren't seeing a variable star like Algol. The US will soon launch a special telescope called Kuiper to watch one splotch of sky for five years continuously to catch planetary eclipses. Kuiper is notable for its 350 megapixel camera.

    A third method is infra-red, which can see earth-size in newly forming planetary system dust-clouds. These would be too young and unstable to have evolved intelligent life on their own, but could be colony sites.

  46. Calvin and Hobbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that a infinite possiblity that life does exist elsewhere. However I believe that as Calvin said it best "the surest sign of intellence in the universe is that they have not contacted us"

  47. It'll need more advanced space telescopes by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I think any very serious attempt to look for Earth-like planets (e.g., rocky crust on the planet instead of a gas giant like most of our Outer Planets) will have to wait until future generations of space telescopes become available after 2010.

    The problem is that even with advancing telescope technology on ground-based telescopes they still can't completely overcome the refractive effects of the atmosphere, which reduces the quality of any picture taken even at high-altitude locations like Mauna Kea in Hawaii. With NASA working on the Next-Generation Space Telescope (NGST) and the European Space Agency working on something similar, we may just see after 2010 space-based telescopes with much higher resolving power than the Hubble Space Telescope; these might just be able to see fairly clearly the gas giant planet(s) orbiting nearby stars and could help deduce if there are rocky crust planets also orbiting those stars.

  48. Looking for love in all the wrong places by dgroskind · · Score: 2

    What does he mean by Earth-like? A small planet with an atmosphere? With oxygen and carbon dioxide in its atmophere? With a temperature range that might permit life? With oceans and landmasses?

    By some definition of Earth-like, it wasn't long ago in geological time that Earth wasn't very Earth-like. And on the same time scale, it won't be Earth-like for long.

    The higher purpose of scientific exploration is to find something weird, not something familiar. The more unEarth-like, the better. A discovery that confirms a theory is useful but a discovery that challenges a theory is the name of the game.

  49. Re:How does he know? by CrazyDwarf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm glad you posted the section you did here, as I didn't remember his exact words (and I can sometimes be a stickler for comparing what he said to what people think he said.) It says, "We are close to being able to find Earth-like planets." He doesn't say we're close to finding one, just that we're close to being able to find one. That's quite a big difference, especially when you consider that space is mostly empty. It could be 20 years after we are able to find one that we actually do.

    Just to kind of explain that to some of our slower readers... and this is in no way accurate, but just an example to help understand... if putting a coke bottle on the end of a telescope enables us to detect Earth-like planets, then we still have to search the skies with that telescope. That could take a long time, with the vastness of space.

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  50. Re:How does he know...and isn't it done already? by CyberDruid · · Score: 4, Informative

    The closest thing that has been discovered is the two gas giants around 47 Ursa Majoris. This is the planetary system that so far looks most like our own. The two giants have less extreme (more circular) orbits than most of the ca 70 planets found, which also contributes to make it look a lot like ours. Gas giants can be an important contributor for life to appear on a smaller planet, since they act like magnets for asteroids and other debris, sheltering the smaller planets and giving life a chance to evolve.

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  51. Older Article by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, he's referring to this older Slashdot article, which you must've not read.

    Now whether this formed in a vacuum or not is a technicality. The scientists shone high level of UV light on a chunk of ice containing ammonia and methyl alchohol at a temperature of 4K and found traces of 3 amino acids had formed. The amino acids themselves formed from the surrounding ice slurry which was in a vacuum, ergo "amino acids are formed in a vacuum."

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  52. Re:How does he know? by rark · · Score: 2

    Actually, the article quotes him as saying "We are close to being able to find Earth-like planets", not that we are close to finding one. The actual quote is a lot easier to make an educated guess about. We can figure out that we need X telescope resolution, Y processing technology, Z other technology and/or techniquest, and we have X-n telescope resolution, etc, and we can more-or-less reasonably project how long it will take us to get to n amount of technology. Thus we can make a reasonably educated guess as to how long it will take us to have the technology to actually find such planets.

  53. I have found a planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the planet of Love, and it's in my pants!

  54. It is NOT by parallax! by Doctor+Fishboy · · Score: 3, Informative
    A small correction - most of the planets have been found by Doppler reflex motion of the parent star, not by the star's parallax. They're two VERY different methods.

    Parallax determines the presence of an undetectable massive companion by the sinusoidal proper motion of the star system over a course of a few years. On the ground, you can do this for only a dozen of the closest stars (10 parsecs) or so.

    Doppler reflex motion detects the companion by the Doppler shift in spectral lines in the parent star's spectrum as the planet/star orbit about their mutual centre of gravity. You can do this out to 100 parsecs or so.

    HD209458 was a candidate from the Butler and Marcy Doppler survey that had a high inclination (edge-on) orbit. Brown and Charbonneau then did photometry to get the transit of the planet across the star's disk. Parallax did not come into it.

    Dr Fish

  55. life as we know it by HighTeckRedNeck · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What do you mean "life as we know it" can't exist on a gas giant. We have bacteria, tubeworms, crabs and catfish living in conditions of 1000's of atmospheres pressure and 700+ degrees Celsius temperatures at the deep ocean vents. At this pressure many gasses are supper critical and act like fluids. C02 is polar just like water and could act as a solvent for life at the right T and P. Or for that matter a gas giant might have a layer of liquid water floating on a denser gas. (remember those folks that want to compress the C02 and dump it into the oceans). If we can have a complete spectrum of life from bacteria to vertebrates living in a deep ocean rift I don't think we can claim that "life as we {commonly} know it" is a necessary condition for "life as it could be". To assume so is just scientific arrogance. Who knows what exists deeper into those vents. There are bacteria that live in the crust and smelt gold compounds for energy. There are bacteria that live in old faithful. Bacteria living in the stratosphere, the artic ice, wherever we've been. And if you ask religious folks, matter isn't even necessary for intelligent life, just energy in the right configuration. After all, that's all matter is anyway, energy in a particular configuration. The idea that intelligent life as we know it can evolve beyond matter may not be just a fairy tale. Or for that matter that intelligent life started out as nothing but an infinite amount of intelligent energy that turned a portion of that energy into the space-time-matter complex we call the cosmos. And then for reasons of it's own, put the matter in a particular configuration that we, in our limited consciousness call "life as we know it".

    Maybe they just pick who they want to talk to.

  56. Re:How does he know? by mencik · · Score: 1

    Close to discovering a planet sounds very much to me like close to being pregnant. Either you are or you aren't. Either you've discovered such a planet, or you haven't.

    Also, note the correct spelling of "does".

  57. Finding Earth-like Planets by Sir+Tristam · · Score: 2
    It's amazing that the blurb says, "David Charbonneau is looking for another planet just like Earth, and claims that astronomers are 'very close'", since the linked article talks almost exclusively about finding massive gas giants. The only place where Earth-like planets are discussed is due to a question asked by the interviewer:
    PQ: How long will it be before scientists might be able to study the atmospheres of Earth-like planets around other stars?

    Charbonneau: That's much more difficult. We are close to being able to find Earth-like planets. But it may be decades before we are able to study their atmospheres.

    So why might he think that we are close to being able to find Earth-like planets? Maybe he read Can We Find Another Earth? from the March 2002 issue of Discover magazine. This article talks about a lens configuration developed by David Spergel of Princeton, which uses interference to block out the glare of a star along one axis, and should allow for optically resolving Earth-like planets around nearby stars.

    Chris Beckenbach

  58. Re:How does he know? by monksp · · Score: 1

    Umm, forgive me if there's something I'm missing, but isn't it just as much shooting in the dark to say that we'll soon have the ability to detect something?

    I mean, it's one thing to say that ``We will soon have what -may- allow us to detect Earth-like planets'', but can we really say that technology X will give us that ability until we actually detect such a planet with that specific technology?

    While he's not saying that we'll find another habitable planet soon, it's still not a major statement, or really a valid claim. And it won't be until we actually -do- find one.

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  59. The 12th Planet? by SJ · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Could it be possible that the planet this guy is talking about, is actually the much famed 12th Planet?

    Don't know what I am talking about?

    There has been many books written about this planet. A planet which rotates the sun in oval pattern. It comes within range of earth every few thousand years and is due here again in 2012.

    The general theory behind this planet is that it is the home of our creators. (Humans are the missing link Monkey - Human - Aliens/Our Creators). The Catholic Church has recent spent about 17 million building a telescope to look in the direction that the planet it supposedly coming from.

    Could you imagine the catastrophic impact on the entire notion of religion if the planet came round and the people on it popped in and said "Hey, you guys are an experiment". No Jesus, No Mahammud etc etc...

    Anyway, another point about this planet is that one of their "years" is equivalent to about 2 or 3 thousand of ours.

    Anyway... There a many people much smarter than I on this subject. Do your own research and make up your own mind.

  60. No... by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    You can't be a US president unless you were born in the United states, therfore Claming you would be US president would be impossible. His claim, though rediculous is possible.

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  61. Is this really a good idea? by jjv411 · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with people trying to find E.T. life out there. This is cool provided that we are only "listening." I am not sure that it is a good idea to be broadcasting out into space. When sending messages out into space it is like we are saying,

    "Attention highly developed races!!! Now hear this!! Are you looking for new world's to conquer? Have you depleted all the natural resources on your homeworld? If so, why not come conquer us? We are very primitive. Still using radio and analog tranismission signals. Just follow this signal back to our homeworld."

    Now that I am on the subject. This goes for AI development too. There is a ton of cash spent each year on Articial Intelligence. Didn't anyone watch Terminator or the Matrix? Even if some computer whiz figures out AI, the best he can hope for is that he only coded himself out of a job.

  62. Re:How does he know? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2
    First a link to an interview (in German) with Michel Mayor, one of the team who did discover the first extra-solar planet in 1995.

    In it Mayor says (my translation) "In 1995 the chances of finding an exoplanet were very small." And still he did. There is no guarantee to find an earth-sized exoplanet ever, but it is quite possible to find one within a year of being able to - or less.

    And no, it is absolutely not "shooting in the dark" to say that we'll soon have the ability to detect earth size planets. If these devices work, we can find them if they are there. Just like we were able to find exoplanets in the mid-90's after developing the tools to do so, and just like we actually did.

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  63. Quit talking out of uranus... by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 1

    Sigh.

    I did do my own research and I dug up this. Please stop filling the world with crap.

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  64. What the hell are you talking about??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Let me guess, more people would know about this planet except that the astronomy establishment is suppressing the news.

    Could you provide some information on this Catholic telescope and where they state their purpose for building it?

    Doing a little math using Kepler's laws, a few thousand year orbit (e.g., 2000 yrs) results in a semi-major distance for the orbit of this planet to be about 158 AU! For it to pass near the Earth would imply that the orbital eccentricity is about 0.9937, which gives a semi-minor distance of this orbit of something like 17 AU. This puts the planet entirely between the orbits of Jupiter and Saturn, meaning that it would have been swept out of the solar system a long time ago!

  65. Answer: Look at 1000000 stars at the same time by Doctor+Fishboy · · Score: 2

    Yes, the probability of any one system having an edge-on set of orbits for its planets is small. That's why a few groups are monitoring globular clusters with up to 10e6 stars in them, and are also looking toward the bulge of the Galaxy, where you get many stars in a given field of view.

    A small probability multiplied by lots of stars all at once = a reasonable chance.

    A second selection effect also helps you. All the orbits of the planets in our solar system all lie in a common plane called the ecliptic. It's a result of the conservation of angular momentum.

    So the trick is, find a star with transiting hot jupiters, then intensively monitor that system to find the smaller signals of smaller diameter earth-sized planets, as chances are that they will also transit the star's disk!

    Dr Fish

  66. nickpicking your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you meant "your" instead of the contraction of "you are" in your sig!

    :)

  67. Too Late to worry about it by JetJaguar · · Score: 2

    We've been broadcasting interceptible radio and tv signals out into space for at least 70 years now, and we can't go out and stop those radio waves from continuing on. Any sufficiently advanced aliens living within ~70 light years of earth already knows about us, guaranteed.

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  68. Carl Sagan by CofWheat · · Score: -1

    Sagan was a fraud. He is burning in hell this moment with other Atheist pigs.

  69. way off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ground-based planet searches are total crap for finding earth-like planets. (for earth sized planet detection you need to be able to resolve changes in intensity of one part in 10^4... can't be done from the ground). The interesting question is why hasn't Charbonneau found as many large planets as people like Geoff Marcy have.

    Joe
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  70. So, what does this mean? by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    I'll tell you what discovering other earth-like planets means.

    More damn Linux distributions.

  71. Another earth - why not send Katz? by monsterzero2002 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Send Jonathan Katz to this alternate planet. Actually ask Katz about it. I'm sure he knows eactly where they all are. He knows practically everything it seems.

    1. Re:Another earth - why not send Katz? by curunir · · Score: 2

      Katz bothers not with such mundane details as the location of these planets. He's more interested in the implications of the existence of such planets. He has no idea what implications those might be, but he'll definitely be sure that they will change the way we live our lives.

      Get ready for articles with words such as "Earth-centric", "Extra-terrestrial Imperialism" and "Trans-globalism"

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  72. coming up next on planet planet... by saviorsloth · · Score: 3, Funny

    shh, this planet here is one of the most habitable in the universe, but also one of the most dangerous, with sharp venomous teeth. now we're just going to sneak up on it.... oh no, it's got life forms! crikey!

  73. Re:How does he know? by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    I *uh* am *uh**uh* close *uh**uh**uh* to g*uh*etting*uh**uh* pregrnant *uh* *uh* *aaaaaghh*.

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  74. U have to think different by idontneedanickname · · Score: 1

    I mean aren't u ever pissed b/c somebody said the same thing 10 years ago and now u have a problem?

  75. so ur telling me.. by idontneedanickname · · Score: 1

    that i need to carry my towel around all the time from now on? man! need a new bag! dang it! what if they come tommorow and i didn't get a chance to buy 1 yet!? OH NO!

  76. Re:How does he know? by monksp · · Score: 1

    If these devices work, we can find them if they are there.

    K, I grasp that once the technology is there, it's easily possible that we'd find one that's there to be found relatively quickly. But I guess the point that I was trying to make is, where's that threshold? Without actually detecting one, do we actually know that we're at or near the technology level required to detect one?

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  77. Ok, so here's the plan by idontneedanickname · · Score: 1
    I say that u can pretty much all plans anybody is making to explore space more than we have up to now, sure we'll have better telescopes (yeay, we get to see nothing even clearer!) but that's not gona help much. Now a REAL plan would be to pretty much start an enetirely scientific comunity which is self suficient and would eventually (may b), produce the infastructure to realize some of the plans which we have today. this high society (yes we would rule over the other humans but in an good way, it's not their fault that the society around them is absolutely pathetic(in some casses it is but those ppl would be seen to...)), could be used to achieve many things we have only dreamed of until now...!!

    -future ruler of the world extrodinare visit my site so u can sign up for positions in my gov't! TMP

  78. Very close? by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 1

    How can they claim to be very close? If they haven't found anything yet then there is no way they can know when they will, if ever.

  79. No, scientific by JoeRobe · · Score: 1

    Now wait a sec, where is there a respectable scientist out there that insists that all life in the Universe is carbon-based? I don't see any hypotheses that say that. (at least no widely accepted ones!)

    Here's an analogy for you: someone earlier said that we only find the really massive, quickly moving extrasolar planets because they are easiest to find. Likewise, the easiest life for us to find would be carbon-based life - we know what chemicals/molecules are required for carbon based life, we know what environments are required. The ONLY "life chemistry" (aka biochemistry) that we know is that of carbon-based lifeforms. In other words, we know the trademark signs of carbon-based life, so we know what to look for.

    Example: we know that amino acids are required for (our sort of) carbon-based life. Therefore, we want to see how common these amino acids are in the universe, because we KNOW that amino acids are a trademark of life. So we go out and look for them. Simple as that. Notice here that no statement is being made about silicon-based or any other sort of life form.

    We don't know what chemicals/molecules silicon-based life forms require, we don't know what they emit, and we don't know what sort of environments they thrive in - so how the hell are we going to detect their presence?

    Statements like "life as we know it" are reasonable comments, because we can only comment on what we know, and we know carbon-based life. By the way, thanks for lumping all scientists into that insult.

    I agree, the knowledge that humans have obtained is only a pebble on the cosmic beach of the universe. But to increase the size of that pebble, we have to begin to understand the other pebbles that are conceptually nearby. Silicon-based life is most definitely NOT conceptually nearby - we know nothing about it, and so all we have is speculation. Carbon-based life IS nearby, and so we're going to have to work with that before we can even think about silicon-based life. I think I've exhausted that analogy.

    Moral of the story: all of our focus is on searching for carbon-based life because we know what to look for. But there's nothing saying that silicon-based life is impossible.

    (Although as a side note, I have heard of studies that indicate that it would be more difficult to create sustainable life based on silicon because silicon compounds [we do agree that life requires chemical compounds, right?] are somewhat less chemically stable. But then again, that's just speculation right now.)

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  80. atmospheres and life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We are close to being able to find Earth-like planets. But it may be decades before we are able to study their atmospheres."

    Studying atmospheres is important because, from what I understand, it has been proven that if there is life on the surface of a planet then the chemical composition of the atmosphere will be far away from thermodynamic equilibrium. The example here is earth--gaseous oxygen is highly reactive and so one would expect to find none of it in the atmosphere, and the reason we do have it is due to living plants. So if we find that the atmosphere of an earth-like planet is far out of equilibrium, then we can deduce that it has life on it (unless someone can come up with another explanation).

  81. Put on your automation cap by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    (* we then need to find ones with orbital planes that are parallel to our angle of view of those systems, and catch the Earth-sized planets passing in front of their stars......
    Asking for all those conditions to line up is a pretty tall order, so it's unlikely we'll catch such an event in the next 5 years. My personal opinion. *)

    The hard part seems to be checking enough stars with sensitive equipment. That kind of task sounds like a great application for some automated telescope(s). A bunch of Linixi hooked up to a bunch of scopes?

    Sure, it might be one in a million stars, but if you can check a million stars ever few hours or so, then it may be feasible. Multiple stars fit in any given view in most scopes. A computer could check the brightnesses using a few field shots of any given spot.

  82. How to drive Gov't Spending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, the way we get the government to spend money on searching for these planets and funding research for space travel is to suggest that there are vast oil reserves in space. Bush will be advocating the transgalactic pipeline tomorrow.

  83. Re:How does he know? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

    If the instrument is only a refinement of existing ones, it's a matter of simple calculations what size/weight planets should be detectable with it. A little Googleing brought me here, with planet-figure.pdf being a diagram of Planet Detection Methods, and planet-paper.pdf being a (longer) paper.

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  84. Re:How does he know? by monksp · · Score: 1

    Groovy, thanks for the link. Being quite a bit less well informed, I wasn't sure where to start questing through Google myself.

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