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Hack Your Ignition (Before Someone Else Does)

guanxi writes: "IEEE Spectrum has an interesting article about hacking and specifically, the "hacker's nirvana on wheels", all the way from hot-rodding to reprogramming your digital ignition. Of course, I neither endorse nor recommend any of the procedures mentioned, any of which may be inherently dangerous to your life and your warranty. "

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  1. Digital Odometers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about hacking digital odometers?
    I'd imaging it is just stored in memory somewhere. Set'er back to 0 and no one would be the wiser!

    1. Re:Digital Odometers by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are devices for hacking odometers of various cars. The "all makes and models" variety routinely sell for 2500-3000 on ebay. I imagine there are quite a few cars out there with dialed back mileage.

      I personally think that digital odometers were a mistake, but I also think that once you get past the 150k mile mark, mileage is pretty irrelavant, since most of the car has been replaced with newer parts at that point. My old car was in better shape at 140k miles than at 118k. Ive gone through numerous body panels, a radiator, a cylinder head, a few sets of tires, shocks, brakes etc etc. I think I would rather have a rebuilt car with 200k on the clock than an original parts car with 115k.

    2. Re:Digital Odometers by dodald · · Score: 2

      The problem with this is in some (if not most) newer cars not only store the odometer reading digitally but also mechanically somewhere else. (Usually its the other way around the odometer is mechanical, but the milage is also stored in the computer to turn the "change oil" lights and the service engine (on those annoying prissy cars :)). And I have even heard of some with the odometer reading stored twice digitally, one in the dashboard unit and then a separate on in the cars computer. (I believe the lincoln towncar ~94 did this). Its much easier (speaking from real experience) to avoid adding the miles by turning the dashboard off and using a separate circuit to the computer. The DMV (at least in NY) checks for odometer fruad anyway so if you rolled it back you most likly get caught, but if it just stopped or significantly slowed you'd probably get away with it

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    3. Re:Digital Odometers by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Hacking an old fashioned analog odometer is easy (at least I imagine it to be), and people do it frequently.

      A while back, I replaced the speedometer in my '77 Cutlass Supreme with an older model...the replacement (swiped from a '73 Cutlass in the junkyard) is a 120-mph speedometer with a nicer-looking scale than the 85-mph speedometer that was in my car. I wanted to retain the odometer reading, though. It turned out to be fairly easy to unclip the odometer mechanism from the "old" speedometer and stick it into the "new" speedo. If I had been so inclined, a few minutes with an electric drill would've let me dial in whatever mileage I wanted. (FWIW, it's old enough that it rolls over at 100k miles. It's probably rolled over once, but it very well could've rolled over twice—or not at all—before I bought the car. As for odometer checks, it was exempt on account of (1) age and (2) the probability that it had exceeded its mechanical limits.)

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    4. Re:Digital Odometers by unitron · · Score: 2
      "...like making an LCD panel to display an analog clock, why mang why???.

      I take it you've never tried to find a non-worn out replancement for, or tried to repair any of, the old electro-mechanical (mostly mechanical) dashboard clocks.

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    5. Re:Digital Odometers by nolife · · Score: 2

      I had a mid sized Chevy rental (Berretta, Cavalier, etc) back in 1993 that I needed to take on an extended trip to FL with. Three days into the venture I was about to exceed my miles. I eventually started pulling fuses until I found the one that stopped the Odometer. Worked like a charm for the next three days. There were some negatives though. The speedometer, internal blower motor, and I believe the radio all did not work either. A small sacrifice to save roughly 1500 miles and related fees.

      Not really related but..
      I would NEVER buy a previous rental car. I know the way I treated them and I am sure others have done the same. Ever test the antilock brakes or the cruise control operation? Try this with a FWD car. Set the cruise around 55 and then pull up the parking brake. You will skid for quite a distance before the cruise finally kicks off, and then roughly 15 more seconds before coming to a complete stop. If the parking brake is not strong enough to lock the back tires, wait until the cruise kicks off and then tap the regular brake. This should get the back tires to lock up and stay locked up (remember, starting friction is greater then sliding friction).
      Don't try this on a bend though, you could end up with a Darwin Award.

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    6. Re:Digital Odometers by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Get out of the 1970s! The large majority of the cars built since the late 1980s will got 250k miles without problems if you give them a little maintince.

      Of course most people confuse an laternator going (every 115k miles in my expirence), and similear minor thigns, with the whole car getting ready to die.

  2. car mods by flynt · · Score: 5, Informative

    here is a sweet page about modding cars. It can turn you into a ricer real quick. Car mods are pretty popular these days in my town, from big fins to stickers, to large exhaust pipes, there's just no end to the mods.

    1. Re:car mods by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

      Rice boys.... Heh. The most amusing modification I saw was a Honda Accord or some other non-fast car with a very (very) large stainless steel "wing" on the back. It didn't even make the car look faster or better. Definitely furious, but far from fast.

      The modifications that really make a difference almost always take place under the hood, invisible to the rice eye.

    2. Re:car mods by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_might_be_a_rice r_if.html

  3. Re:Bicycle. by ktakki · · Score: 5, Funny
    Nothing to hack into.


    Nothing to hack? Hah!

    It starts with the baseball cards taped to the frame that make the BRRRRRRR sound in the spokes.

    Next thing you know you've got an oxy-acetalyne torch in your hand and you're welding a sissy bar to the frame and extending the front forks for that low-rent low-rider look.

    Ask the people at Fat City or Rivendell how they got started.

    k.

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  4. Re:Bicycle. by tartanboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except your bike lock...

  5. Tune with care by klui · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the problems with tuners is that they add more power without accounting for aging of components. This isn't usually a problem in racing since you're rebuilding your components after every or a number of races. But for "hackers," they often tune it and forget it--or tune it and increase the mods. Sometime down the road, they'll blow a piston or apex seal without warning. Not to mention several thousand dollars' down the drain.

    I personally prefer more conservative tuning, but then when some guy beats you during an ad-hoc "race," your first instinct is "gotta get mo' power."

    1. Re:Tune with care by KernelHappy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very good point. The author also mentions how physical hacking on a car is more expensive because sometimes you have to test things to the point of destruction. He fails to recognize that hacking away at inginition timing and/or the air/fuel mixture through software can cause lots of damage (modified RX7's are great for this).

      I'm all for hacking cars. I personally dislike the way manufacturers today make it nearly impossible to replace a factory stereo without major work. Look at newer Mercedes and BMW's (especially the new 745 with iDrive). There have been plenty of times I wished I could change the way the Mercedes navigation system takes user input (scroll left and right to select letters, I'd much prefer using the numbers on the keypad). I'd also like to fix a bug where the integrated telephone only lets you dial the first number associated with a particular name (Timeports allow multiple number per location/name) but I'm stuck until they get enough complaints and do it themselves.

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    2. Re:Tune with care by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      Don't forget the high performance stickers.. those get your at least ~10 extra horse power..

  6. How do you... by IronTek · · Score: 3, Funny

    So how do you think you explain this to your car company if you screw it up?

    Honda: "what's the problem, sir"

    You: "well, I was wiring an internal network into my car and fused my hand to the cable and the glove box. Is this covered?"

  7. The Aritcle in a Nutshell... by cscx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man invents automobile.

    Man builds automobile.

    Man adds digital data bus to automobile.

    Man discovers that you can snoop on automobile's digital data busses.

    Man succeeds.

    Man discovers no useful information from snooping automobile's digital data bus.

    Logical conclusion: Man has too much time on his hands.

  8. A question by sllort · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reverse-engineering is fun. Reverse-engineering embedded systems is even more fun, because it's hard. Reverse-engineering safety-critical embedded systems is really challenging, and not for the stupid.

    Now, what the author is talking about is reverse-engineering the systems that control AntiLock braking, ignition, and transmission control, among other things. It's a really cheap way to improve performance on a car.

    Car companies (well, at least Ford) have a bad history when it comes to electronic civil liberties. At what point in reverse-engineering a throttle control system would you be "bypassing an access protection device"? Probably never. But consider that Adobe got someone jailed for breaking ROT13; Cuecat was XOR. If people start selling hot-rod software (and they are), how long will it be till auto manufacturers start answering Yes to the author's "is it encrypted" question. It might only be ROT13, but it would be enough to bust anyone who was selling firmware upgrades for a Mustang and put them out of business for good.

    Anyone remember the 60 minutes Audi 5000 scandal? Where the car's fuel injection system was said to, in rare cases, cause the car to accelerate out of control, causing injury or death? Let your subconcious do the dreaming about the accidents that could come from improperly debugged ABS code or throttle control. Now imagine that someone hacks their car's firmware, crashes in a fireball, and their family sues the automaker. The automaker can't prove that the car was modified... at all.

    My prediction: this stuff will scare automakers shitless, and they will fall all overthemselves to find a way to apply the DMCA to stopping the dissemination of reverse-engineering information.

    Of course, I could be wrong.

    1. Re:A question by ndege · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it would be enough to bust anyone who was selling firmware upgrades for a Mustang and put them out of business for good.

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      Put who out of business!? The car companies? This is stupid. They are not giving away cars like the cuecat was given away, nor are they selling or offering the "firmware" updates. My personal feeling is that the car companies have it right. You purchase the hardware...you don't license it. After it is yours, you can cut it up into little pieces and send each little screw as stocking stuffers to all your family all around the world. You could then, at the next family reunion, put the car back together. The car companies don't care. (It would make news sites such as slashdot.) But, the point is the car companies already made their profit.

      As for the safety point of view: once again, the car companies do not care. There have been thousands of cars chopped to pieces to be something they weren't originally. Think hotrods, think limo's, think tree-hugging hippies that covert their cars to electric. Sometimes the car companies use it as free advertising. Again, they aren't licensing the car, they sold the car. Once people start to modify the car, the car companies are no longer responsible. (ie: with some cars, you can't even take the car to have minor service performed by any company other than the dealer without voiding the warranty and causing a "hands off" condition by the car manufacturer.) The car companies are only responsibile for the original products safety...not ensuring that it can't be "hacked."

      Sorry, but your near-sighted words bother me.

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    2. Re:A question by cavehamster · · Score: 2

      Ford Motorsports at least used to sell a device that would let you interface a laptop computer to s special add on engine computer. With this device you could change fuel maps on the fly. The trick is getting it right... The factory could do a much better job unless you had access to a dyno and lot of time on your hands.

      All in all, I think that Ford could care less about ppl hacking the computer systems right now. The trouble is that the EPA bends the car manafacutuers over backwards to make them meet emmisions requirements. If enough ppl modify thier systems without regard for emissions, someone WILL step in about it. Future cars emissions may be the factory's responsibility far after it rolls off the assembly line, at which time the car companies will be more apt to sell 'sealed' systems that the end user cannot modify at all.

      I think modders need to learn environmental responsibility. Right now the quest for a few hundreds off thier ETA lets emissions go out the window. *shurg*

    3. Re:A question by ender81b · · Score: 2

      It would be extremeley rare for all the components in the car to be destroyed to such a degree that the manufacturer couldn't find out that it had been modified (not to mention possible witnesses etc). Just think of what survives after aiplanes crash..

      However, these are the same arguments that where used long, long ago about other mods to a car - new brakes, suspension, etc. Of course these where easier to detect. I would bet that fairly soon auto manufactures are going to find a way to set a 'flag' somewhere that would alert them to any possible mods a car has had (a little black bock, heavily armored, containing a 16k Flash RAM chip + some sort of protection scheme would do nicely, which BTW, if you decide to mess with you DESERVE to be prosecuted - breach of contract, i.e. warrany. But, in the meantime, you are right - the auto manufactures would/are probably scared of this.

      An interesting note: I DOUBT that an encryption system could be effectively implemented on a car. Considering the extra processing overhead this would require to encrypt/decrypt each communication and with response times needing to be in the thousands of a second (at least) I would be very, very suprised if it would be worth their time + cost effective to implement one.

    4. Re:A question by armb · · Score: 2

      > Now imagine that someone hacks their car's firmware, crashes in a fireball,

      When I saw "Physical hot rodding isn't cheap because it often involves the inadvertent testing to destruction of new ideas and components. Digital hot rodding, though--where software is used to modify how a vehicle does something--is orders of magnitude cheaper and far more accessible." I thought the author doesn't get it just as much as the hardware guys he was talking to. This isn't a simulator, its controllers for real physical hardware. You can blow an engine up by buggering about with the software just as easily as by fiddling with physical stuff.

      And, as you say, in the worst case you can kill people.

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    5. Re:A question by Grab · · Score: 2

      "Will"? It already does!

      Thing is, it used to be that everything was in ROM, bcos ROM was the only cost-effective long-term storage mechanism. So your code and calibrations are all stored in one chip - you want to replace the chip, you also have to write your own engine control algorithm. Which is a seriously non-trivial exercise if you want to meet emissions regs and get modern levels of fuel economy.

      But manufacturers are now switching to Flash. If there's a bug, you can reflash the controller with a new version of software (see recent reports on bugs in the Ford Focus and Renault Laguna software). Downside is that so can everyone else. So manufacturers have security protocols which prevent anyone who doesn't know the protocol from getting in. This is security-by-obscurity - the protocols are not particularly complicated but would be awkward to reverse-engineer, mainly due to an enforced lag between attempts which would seriously slow down any brute-force hacking (suppose there's 65536 combinations, and the box enforces 10s between attempts, then you're going to be there for over a week trying all combinations!).

      However, it's incredibly easy for the auto-maker to prove that the software was modified if the controller survives the impact - simply read out the contents of the calibration and do a diff against the cal for that vehicle. Job done. The auto-maker has taken reasonable care to make it difficult for ppl to get access, if someone goes out of their way to turn their car into a deathtrap then the manufacturers have no liability.

      Note that there _is_ some aftermarket tweaking that can be done; some settings are provided for dealers to change useful things like tire size, final drive ratio etc if the car gets components uprated. But even this is protected as well, so you have to take it to a dealer to get it changed. It may be a pain to pay a dealer to do something this trivial, but it stops ppl arbitrarily screwing around with the controller. For example, cars measure speed and distance by counting tire revs and scaling by the tire size, so you could mess it all up by setting that scaling wrong.

      Grab.

    6. Re:A question by Alsee · · Score: 2

      only communication between the modification software and actual components would be encrypted. the signals sent between the components during operation would not need to be encrypted.

      LOL.

      That leaves you wide open for a man-in-the-middle attack. Just grab the data which is in the clear, alter it, and send it on it's way. As a mtter of fact some data signals can be doubled or cut in half just by cutting some of the wires and reconnecting them in a different order. Crude, but effective.

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    7. Re:A question by Alsee · · Score: 2

      For example, cars measure speed and distance by counting tire revs and scaling by the tire size, so you could mess it all up by setting that scaling wrong.

      Well, that explains it. I tweeked the setting on my car two years ago and I guess pulled a NASA. I must have messed up the units for wheel radius (inches/millimeters). My odometer only reads about 900 miles, my fuel efficiency has been 1.3 gallons to the mile, and my speedometer never seemed to go above 2 or 3 MPH.

      My brother made a similar mod last week. He's been getting over 400 miles to the gallon, but he's put close to 10,000 miles on the odometer in just a few days. And now the speedometer breaks 100 at idle.

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    8. Re:A question by Grab · · Score: 2

      Also being in the UK (I mis-spelt "tyre" for the Americans reading ;-) you're right on point 2. The US doesn't much give a shit about fuel consumption (it's cheap) or performance (cars are all calibrated to give little power bcos that's apparently what American drivers like), and they only care about emissions to get through various regulations.

      But in Europe we really do care about this stuff. We can't afford to run 15-20mph cars so engines have to be smaller and the vehicle has to be lighter, and we all want cars that go off the line like a rocket so they need to be properly tuned. I drove a 3l injected Ford Taurus one time in the US, which performed significantly worse in nearly every category (including acceleration) than the 1.4l carb Peugeot 309 I drive in the UK - the only improvement was braking due to ABS.

      Grab.

    9. Re:A question by British · · Score: 2

      That reminds me when the ground wire to my battery cable went loose on my Isuzu I-Mark. The guages went completely nuts. It said I was going about 50 mph at 600 rpms when I was merely creeping out of the parking lot!

    10. Re:A question by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      Anyone remember the 60 minutes Audi 5000 scandal? Where the car's fuel injection system was said to, in rare cases, cause the car to accelerate out of control, causing injury or death?

      I heard about that - it's a load of bull, if you ask me. Next time you're in your car, try mashing the brake while giving it full throttle. I don't care what kind of car it is, the brakes ALWAYS win.

    11. Re:A question by shannara256 · · Score: 2

      > ... we all want cars that go off the line like a rocket ...

      Uh, have you ever seen a rocket take off? Majestic, to be sure, and overpoweringly loud... very impressive. But "quick" is not a word I would use to describe their take-off.

  9. Hacking the Odometer by atheos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've got a nice hack for ya.
    New Ford F-150's, Expeditions, ect.
    Unplug the main harness going to the digital display, and locate a gray wire, with a black stripe. (your VSS wire) Place a small strip of tape over the metal pin, and
    VOLIA
    no mo miles

    1. Re:Hacking the Odometer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Usually there is a big sticker back there that will tell you if that has been tampered with.

      I would say if you are buying a car that looks like it was way too few miles, then maybe have this checked.

      Another way is to check the tires. Is there too much wear for the number of miles are on it? If not, have they been replaced? If you are getting a car that doesn't have original tires after 15,000 miles, its a good sign its been tampered with.

      Also, check the ball joints on the stearing in front. I know its silly, but those will show wear pretty well. Struts and shocks are another good indicator.

    2. Re:Hacking the Odometer by ender81b · · Score: 2

      By Doing this you Installantly decrease the resale value of your car by 15-20% as well as it is EXTREMELY ILLEGAL to mess with a car's speedometer. Car dealers are, SHOCK, smarter than you and know when a speedometer has been messed with. What do you want to bet that disconnecting said wire probably set a 'flag' somewhere on that car's computer?

    3. Re:Hacking the Odometer by atheos · · Score: 2

      If so, nobody ever called me after I returned the Leased vehicle. Don't think I wasn't worried about it either!

  10. The GM LTx cars are already capable of this by LT4Ryan · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have used this software on my LT1 Camaro with excellent results. This software allows you to pretty much hack every aspect that the PCM controls easily.

    LT1 Edit

  11. That's been going on for a while by strlen · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's replacement EEPROMS for various cars with digital ignition (as opposed to a distributor) available on the market, some of them may even be installed by your dealership (depends on the dealership of course). They've also been on the market for quite a while and aren't a novelty. If I'm correct, on non-digital-ignition automobiles, you can use MSD's system to retard or advance your ignition timing. Also, this is not a very safe way to increase your engine's power, as advancing ignition, raises the cylinder pressure far more than any other modification, in propotion to the gain (usually no more than 15 hp).

  12. My warranty? by teslatug · · Score: 2, Funny

    "dangerous to your life and your warranty"

    Yeah I would hate to expire :)
  13. Wanna see a REALLY cool car? by Rampant+Atrocity · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a car that's been pre-hacked and souped up for ultimate geek driving: the MegaCar! I mean, just look at this picture. LCDs everywhere, 150k/sec mobile connectivity...The flash site is annoying, but damn, that car is sweet....

    1. Re:Wanna see a REALLY cool car? by xmalenko · · Score: 3, Informative

      And you'll probably be able to get it pretty cheap soon, too, since the owner has landed in prison. Here's more about it: http://www.kimble.org/message20020220.htm

      No pity for him here though. Goes along with what I think of people with toys like expensive pimped-out cars and gaudy flash sites. Give me my '87 Nissan and plain text web page any day!

      Back to adding neon lights into my computer...

  14. Keep the Warrenty by guamman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In most cases, the manufacturer of most sports cars (corvette, etc.) has a liscensed third party like shelby for Ford. These suppliers and aftermarket manufacturers have certin chips that can be installed without ruining you entire warrenty. Sometimes, the warrenty is just modified to take out the changed part of the car.

  15. Formula 1 by BigBir3d · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not only have they thought of everything that he was talking about, but they actually are doing it. This season, today, right now! Everything is adjustable, although some of it is not legal ;-) The best part, it is all adjustable, on the fly, literally. That's right boys and girls, wireless! Ferrari and Williams BMW are at the forefront, of course. There has been much effort into making sure that each of the teams are not vulnerable to hacking or jamming by the other teams. (The budget for these top-flight teams is supposedly nearly $200,000,000US)

    1. Re:Formula 1 by inburito · · Score: 2

      In F1 everything's been remotely adjustable for a while. It's just that FIA doesn't allow it so they settle for data collection. Otherwise you could technically adjust the wing angles on-the-fly for curves and straights. Heck, they even outlawed traction control (one of the contributions of F1 to regular drivers) quite a few years back..

  16. OK - Free beer offer by bunyip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep, you got it. I'll buy a beer for the first true hack on a Segway.

    Suppose you had one, what would a cool hacker (such as you, dear reader) make it do?

    Oh, BTW, I guess I'd have to buy you a Ginger Beer.

    Alan.

    1. Re:OK - Free beer offer by boopus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obviously you'd teach it to be "posessed" so that it would wander around the room and bump into things... Of course, it should map things out and only bump into them once. Reproducing old hacks with new hardware is a tradition.

    2. Re:OK - Free beer offer by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      what would [you]... make it do?

      • 300 MPH
      • Fling riders off randomly
      • Left wheel forward, right wheel back...
      • Make burning rubber peel-out sounds

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  17. Very common already by milkmandan9 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is really very common in the automotive tuning world already. Many companies have piggyback-style computers that intercept the signals entering and leaving the stock engine computer and modify them accordingly. Products like the A'PEXi S-AFC (among many many others) use relatively simple mathematical formulae (think...mx+b) or look-up tables to modify the signals that the engine computer sees from the sensors or the signals that the actuators see from the computer.

    For the more advanced racer, there are entire standalong engine management systems that entirely the engine computer itself (think Haltech E6k and others).

    The point here is that the signals used between sensors and microprocessors onboard a vehicle aren't difficult to decode. Most relate to measuring the resistance across a sensor or sending out a pulse to run a fuel injector at a given interval. Granted, the signals sent between the various computers are a bit more complex, but it's by no means impossible to decode. The only reason that 3rd-party aftermarket manufacturers are really the only people building these things is that there isn't a whole lot of return for the average home-mechanic. By the time Joe Six-Pack builds his engine management system, he's spent so much time that he could have enhanced the performance of his vehicle with all sorts of non-electronic devices that are cheaper and better understood in the automotive community.

    Are there very cool things that can be done by the individual with a personally-designed engine (and transmission, and A/C, etc) management system? Sure! Loads of cool stuff!

    Now how many people out there can spare the time, effort, and money to have a system that really only performs marginally better than anything that can be bought off the shelf? Not many people, that's for sure.

    But luckily, that's what universities are for...which explains why I'm still in school.

    1. Re:Very common already by bunyip · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now how many people out there can spare the time, effort, and money to have a system that really only performs marginally better than anything that can be bought off the shelf? Not many people, that's for sure.

      Hmmm - what about overclockers? Submerge your MB in liquid nitrogen to gain a couple o' hundred MHz? I've seen some pretty cool hacks on /. over the last couple of years.

      How about spending nights and weekends hacking the Linux kernel to reduce interrupt latency? Would the "average" computer user care or notice?

      I would think that many people would do this. We nerds have a kindred spirit in hot-rodders. To them, a generic four-banger is the M$ of the automotive world.

      I would like to add that I'm both a computer hacker and car hacker (Subaru WRX). I also brew my own beer (beer hacker?).

    2. Re:Very common already by milkmandan9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmmm - what about overclockers? Submerge your MB in liquid nitrogen to gain a couple o' hundred MHz? I've seen some pretty cool hacks on /. over the last couple of years.

      Very true. They're the same in spirit, and the only difference is in implementation.

      You usally (usually!) don't have to worry about getting stuck in the middle of nowhere if your overclocked MB bites the dust, and when it does, it doesn't always (always!) mean that it will make a $4000 engine turn itself into scrap.

      The skill sets are different, too. With overclocking, you need good computer skills and some common-sense mechanical and electrical skills. Beyond that, all you need is the cash to buy it all. When deciphering a modern engine management system you need a good background in CS, some workable knowledge of EE, and enough mechanical skills to get the damned thing running.

      Or, in the case of some (some!) of the vinyl-sticker-emblazoned, wake-the-neighborhood-up-at-3am types, all you need is a good instruction manual or a mechanic worth his price.

      But I definitely agree with you. The spirit is the same.

  18. AoA already does that by Leven+Valera · · Score: 2

    Audi of America will void the warranty on your turbo car if they catch or suspect you've been screwing with the computer. It's real easy to get a $400 chip and kick your 300hp S4 up to 400+ just by turning up the boost.

    LV

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    1. Re:AoA already does that by tjb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good lord dude. What the hell do you need with 400 HP on something as small as an S4? Like changing tires much? How about cylinder heads? I heard those were real cheap now...

      sigh

      The high HP mainstream luxury sports cars (S4, M3/M5, 911, Corvette, etc), in general are limited at the power that they get because a) Its damn fast as is and b) its actually reliable at those HP/Torque numbers.

      There's a very good reason why $150,000 Ferraris are in the shop for serious engine maintenance every 3000 miles: namely that there are physical limits with what can be done with internal combustion engines without sacrificing reliability. Hell, you'd think if they could make one that didn't require massive maintenance on a short schedule, they could sell it for twice as much.

      Boosting an S4 to run with Ferraris is counter-productive in the sense that you're likely gonna end up paying the cost of a ferrari in maintenance anyway (well, not quite, but it will be damn expensive and unreliable).

      Tim

    2. Re:AoA already does that by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      First, the original poster: The audi S4 only goes from 250 crank hp to about 310 crank hp with a computer. YOu can get up to about 350 or so with an intercooler and some other low cost tweaks.

      Anyway, second poster: cars today are engineered way way way beyond the use they will see in stock form. An audi s4 most likely will be reliable at 400 crank hp. They have sleeved cylinders and a strong bottom end (amongst other features). 500 would most likely be pushing it. And the S4 will run through tires at the same rate with 250 hp as it would with 600hp. Its all about the weight, not the power, unless you do lots and lots of huge smoky burnouts. The first poster's S4 will actually be no more expensive than stock in the long run, and it will not be any less reliable.

      Also, an S4 is not a light little car. It weighs about 3500 lbs, which in my book is a very heavy car. Thats only marginally lighter than a bmw 5 series.

      Ferraris are in the shop every 3000 miles for a number of reasons:
      Ferrari's reputation isnt based upon having reliable cars- that is Honda's little dance. If Ferrari starts making reliable sorta-fast cars, then they will be written off as having lost touch with their heritage (porsche cayenne anyone? blech)
      They arent engineered to be super reliable, they are engineered to be weekend toys for the rich. Ferrari makes a lot of concessions to performance and a lot of concessions to "tradition" since many people buy ferrari because they want to buy into ferraris old racing image. People want gated shifters, a loud whiny exhaust and they want it painted red.
      They have more complicated valve trains with a ton more moving parts. A ferrari v12 has about 60 valves and 4 camshafts, non of which are self adjusting (another concession). Sooo, once a year or so, you have to bring your ferrari in and have everything looked at. VERY expensive. About 3 times more labor involved than opening up a dohc 4 cylinder- this before you factor in the traditional ferrari price gouge.
      Ferraris have a special formula of oil you can only get at the dealer.
      Ferrari parts arent exactly mass produced. Its cheaper to do preventative maintenance than to drive it until it explodes and then replace the engine.

    3. Re:AoA already does that by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 2

      Hahahah. No, a 323i does not weigh 2300 lbs- try 3200 for manual coupe (convertible weighs more). It would be so incredibly fast if it weighed that much. A 1970s 2002 weighs about that much. A miata weighs that much.

      The S4 weighs about 3600 actually. AWD must weight about 400, which isnt too bad at all compared to the 3000GT VR4 whale-car.

      The pushrods on the S4 can take 400hp. They are much stronger than they need to be for 250hp. There are plenty of people running 400 crank hp on the stock rods with no problems whatsoever. Its not even a controversial level of power.

  19. LINK UPDATE REQUESTED: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is inappropriate to link to the Jargon File's main corpus....It is several megabytes, and costs the site maintainer mucho bandwidth so you can browse one entry.

    Use this: http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/hack. html

    1. Re:LINK UPDATE REQUESTED: by guanxi · · Score: 2

      My apologies to ESR and tuxedo.org's host. I e-mailed Michael and it's been changed.

  20. software mods aren't risk free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    My impression was that the article writer doesn't have much experience in the tuning market, or he'd have mentioned chipping turbocharged engines, and he'd also demonstrate a better understanding of what goes on. Most chips(even for normally aspirated engines) don't just alter timing; they alter the fuel ratio to be perfect for power, which is different from the ideal air/fuel ratio for emissions. Yes, ignition timing does affect power/emissions too, but it's silly to ignore the other half of the equation. Also, among the european/asian car makes, programmable systems are pretty rare; most simply buy a preprogrammed chip from a company that's done the testing/setup for you. Makes a lot of sense considering how expensive some of these engines can be. Even just altering fuel mixture can cause substantial damage; too rich(ie too much fuel) and you'll cause the catalytic converters to overheat and melt($$$$$$.) Too lean, and you can raise the exhaust gas temperature to the point that you actually destroy the exhaust valves and they start leaking.

    As for turbo chips...bear with me here. My car('91 Audi 200 quattro 20v turbo) makes 217hp stock. With new ROM chips for fuel/timing maps and a new pressure sensor supplied by an Audi tuner who has been in business since the early 80's...it makes almost 280, by allowing higher pressure from the turbo(aka "boost".) It yields sub 6 second 0-60 times for a full size luxury sedan(not to brag, but few cars, new or old, can beat me off the line, including any of Audi's current model lineup, unmodified.)

    This particular chip pretty much stresses the limit of the k26 turbo; as with any turbo, spin it too fast and it'll disintegrate. These things operate at -very- high speeds...50,000 rpms is not uncommon...very high temps(several hundred degrees or more)...and very close tolerances. If a piece flies off or something, it can cause an enormous amount of damage; little pieces of the turbo can end up getting inhaled by the engine. If you're lucky, it doesn't take the engine with it. If you're not so lucky, the metal shards scratch the cylinder walls, or the oil causes so much crap to build up inside the cylinder that the compression ratio skyrockets and the engine starts to "knock"(ie when the mixture ignites before it should.) When the piston's still going up and the mixture ignites, you can break things. FAST. Look on almost all engines these days and you'll see a small sensor bolted to the block...it's a microphone, basically, and it listens for knocking(the ECU knows when it fired a spark plug, so if it gets a noise when it hasn't...tada, knocking.)

    Particularly with a chip, there are a lot of things that can push the turbo over the edge...for example, a clogged air filter will make the turbo work harder to pressurize the same amount of air(ie, it'll need to spin faster.) While the engine control unit(ECU) takes into account high elevation via an external barometric sensor, it can't tell if your air filter is clogged! Another danger is that the intake air temperature can be too high; as you compress air, it heats up, and if it's too hot, the further compression in the cylinder will heat it beyond the flash point of the gas/air mixture, and you get knocking(see above.) You can also exceed the limits of the mechanical strength of the connecting rods(ie what connects the piston to the crankshaft, transferring the force of the explosion into mechanical rotation), the head bolts(what holds the "head" of the engine up against the block; it forms the top of the cylinder, and the more powerful the explosion in the cylinder, the more stress on the head bolts), the transmission, even the driveshafts sometimes

    Some early chip designs for A4/S4 models pushed the turbos just a tad too much(the vendor in question had a bad reputation in the first place) and turbos were getting overspun left+right(expensive, considering the S4 has -two- turbos.)

    Audi of America got wise to it, and unfortunately, is now -extremely- aggressive about going after owners who have installed aftermarket chips, despite the fact that they're quite safe now that more reputable tuners(who do better QA testing) have forced the crappy chips off the market.

    So, dealers started checking ECUs for signs of removal, modification, etc. Owners countered by buying spare ECUs and installing the unmodified ECUs back into the car before having it serviced.

    Amusingly, AoA caught on to this too...because their Client Relations staff were reading the webboards these guys belonged to. They were dumb enough to brag about it after "fooling the dealer".

    VW and Audi have already started introducing encryption+verification that keys the ECU to all sorts of other things in the car so that it can't be easily swapped. VW/Audi's "real" reason is that it is for antitheft reasons.

    It took all but a month or two for someone to figure out how to get around the keying. Same debate as publishing security exploits...except that cars generally don't get stolen unless they can be stolen in a few minutes, and keying the ECU doesn't prevent theft(it just makes the ECU useless in any other car until its been re-keyed.)

  21. People have been doing this for quite a while. by td · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The first time I heard of aftermarket ROMs (for the fuel injection computer) the car in question was the 1984 Pontiac Fiero, GM's short-lived (1984-1988, I think) mid-engined sports car.

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  22. Re:Hmm.. by kafka93 · · Score: 2

    That would be "thinking". On a more serious note - I found it interesting that the real core of the story - the purported rationale behind a customer not hacking the car, that they "just wouldn't" - doesn't really ring all that true. Certainly, these are mechanics arguably more accustomed with modifications of hardware than of software, but surely these people use software routinely at every level of the manufacture process? I find it difficult to believe that they wouldn't appreciate the appeal of hacking the software, and it struck me as I read the article that just maybe the author had grabbed hold of the wrong end of the stick.

    That "you wouldn't be able to hack the car" doesn't strike me as a statement that comes from someone who doesn't understand the notion, but rather that it is the reasoned comment of someone who probably doesn't want to a) risk liability should a user do something stupid with the software (IANAL so I couldn't say how likely this might be); b) have Joe Shmoe messing around with their work; or c) risk precisely the situation that J.D. King describes: 'hacking the car directly' instead of buying a new model.

    Although the article makes the point that hardware mods are big business for auto manufacturers, I can't see them going for the idea of having the end user flash upgrading their rom and thus having at their hands new software and options that might otherwise have lured them to buying new models. No, I kinda suspect that the real reasons things are taking so long to move forward is that the car designers know only too well what they're up to and what the customer might have in mind, and aren't going to be rushing towards that future any time soon.

  23. Actually, this car hacking stuff is old hat. by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Two points: ONE: most cars do NOT benefit from performance computers. TWO: most performance computers are added on to cars that are normally naturally aspirated and converted to turbo form. (a lot of cars that dont have turbos from the factory judge the amount of air with a vaccuum sensor instead of a mass air sensor) Often the relevant sensors dont even exist for the stock computer to talk to.

    To make an example, the average honda civic computer settings are pretty much already maxxed out in stock form. You add an intake and an exhaust and youre still in the range that the stock computer can adjust for. You can actually add about half an atmosphere of boost (from turbo or supercharger) and still not need a custom computer. This applies to a most other non-turbo cars as well. Factory turbo cars have even higher limits.

    Remember, modern cars have to be able to operate at 10,000 feet above and below sea level in a wide range of temperatures. Most cars have injectors that can take about 150% to 200% of stock duty before they begin to max out. Up to this point the car will still not even pollute!

    Basically the only 2 ways to outpace the stock computer is to

    1)bring in too little air at idle or have massively oversized injectors (the computer can't control the injectors to produce less than a certain minimum period of being open) which will cause "lopey idle" or stalling and rich emmissions.

    2)bring in so much air at high rpm that the stock injectors can't let in enough fuel. Basically you will start to run "lean" (not enough fuel) which will produce very high temperatures and detonation (and kill your engine).

    You basically only need a special computer if you are running massive cams (alternatively you could just raise the idle, which most people do) or if youre running such massive amounts of boost that the only solution is to run massive injectors (here again, you can actually just raise the idle). Now consider this: when youre making over double the stock hp, there is no way a factory computer is going to be able to cope anyway- I dont see the point of making them more hackable. On top of which, the only reason to use an expensive computer is to make the car more emissions friendly. And guess what mods are pretty much illegal under CARB rules? You guessed it! Programmable ECUs!!! The high-boost 323 and miata guys routinely run hacked ECUs with 12-15psi of boost, then turn down the boost and swap injectors for smog every two years. Its pretty sad that you have to break the law to pollute less.

    1. Re:Actually, this car hacking stuff is old hat. by brad3378 · · Score: 2

      &gt You basically only need a special computer if you are running massive cams (alternatively you could just raise the idle, which most people do)

      As an ex-ford mechanic, I can tell you this isn't a good idea. Sure, you can adjust the idle position of the throttle body, but the problem is, you'll also be changing the voltage value of the throttle position sensor. If my memory is right, anything above 0.9 volts on a ford signals that the engine is "off idle" and the EEC module will then leave "idle mode". If you adjust the idle position throttle stop, you should also elongate the mounting holes on your TP sensor so you can adjust it to stay below the correct idle voltage. IMHO, a better way to boost idle speed is to add a IAC bypass plate. It's basically a 1/4 inch thick plate that bolts betwen the Idle Air Bypass Valve and the throttle body. There's a small passage with an adjustment screw that lets you increase airflow without changing the idle TPS voltage.

      I also have to disagree with your statement that most cars don't benefit from performance computers. Any gas engined car would have better performance with more advanced timing. Is it risky? Yes. If your peak cylinder pressure occurs before Top Dead Center, you'll be lucky if you only blow a head gasket.

      Engines are tuned with a 3-way comprimise between Power, Emissions/Fuel Economy, and Drivability. It's a difficult balance to achieve from the factory, and if you don't care about drivability or emmissions, it is not difficult to boost your power. My toy is an 88 Ranger with an 89 Mustang 5.0 engine & Stock mustang EEC module. I'm running 13's with few mods and without my nitrous but I know It would be even faster if I could tweak the ignition timing and fuel map. Would I have to spend a lot of time? Yup? Worth the effort? Probably not - unless I'm just doing it for fun.

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  24. Re:Hmm.. by John_Booty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The car manufacturers have another very good reason for keeping the electonics systems relatively simple- so they WORK BETTER. Each flaw costs them millions of dollars in recalls or warrantied repairs. The less extraneous shit they cram into the electronics, the less is likely to go wrong.

    Maybe commerical software engineers will realize this, some day? ;-)

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  25. Hmmm..... by The_dev0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if I can just hack my car to start somewhere in the first 200 tries...

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  26. Re:Bicycle. by bonzoesc · · Score: 2

    That's why I walk. Nothing to hack into.

  27. The one truly open sourced car by bandix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why would you waste your time hacking a car that fights you every step of the way (physically, electronically, and financially)? I only own and drive open sourced cars. My daily driver is a 1974 Volkswagen Beetle. There is not a single part for this car I couldn't write a check to replace. I also haven't paid a mechanic since I bought it. There're no computer diagnositics I have to pay some guy with his name on his shirt to run for me. All I need is a good chest full of Craftsman metric tools and my ears. Your stock Beetle not fast enough for you? $2000 worth of NEW parts will build a complete engine to your specifications that will propel that 870kg car to speeds you'd never thought possible. Countless books have been written that detail every system in the Beetle inside and out. Why would you buy a car that tries to keep you out with complex computerized systems? Want to modify the ignition timing? All you need is a 10mm socket. Ferdinand Porsche designed my car. Who designed yours?

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    1. Re:The one truly open sourced car by zerofoo · · Score: 2

      I love these cars...especially the "heating system".....nothing more than air blowing over the air cooled engine and then blowing into a hole under the back seat....as well as any exhaust gasses that might be back there as well..but still a fun car nonetheless....

      -ted

  28. Re:Bicycle. by errxn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing to hack? Hah!

    It starts with those beers that you drank at the bar that you're walking home from....

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  29. large *pipes*? by pedro · · Score: 2

    Large _tail_ pipes are cool, as they don't dull street performance, but large _exhaust_ diameters are bad news. They only function well at high RPM's and narrow power bandwidths. Gearing gets to be a major factor, and a PITA, if you're doing street.

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    1. Re:large *pipes*? by pedro · · Score: 2

      Ahh.. Turbos, yes.
      I was talking normally aspirated.
      Resonances are very important to carbureted (injected, as well) engines, and big pipes tend to smooth out the pulses that help with power peaks.

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  30. Re:Bicycle. by dhogaza · · Score: 3, Funny

    My God ... Nike, Adidas and all the rest rely on the fact that your feet need high-tech aids if you're to simply walk from the fridge to the couch with a cold one.

    Do you really believe that your shoes don't record your beverage brand choice?

  31. How about ignition timing.... by zerofoo · · Score: 2

    Some cars roll out of the factor with overly retarded ignition. Sometimes simply advancing the ignition closer to TDC gives better performance. Lots of aftermarket chips do this. I don't understand why car manufacturers allow their vehicles to ship with these timings. Do you?

    -ted

    1. Re:How about ignition timing.... by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 2

      Yes.

      In California, at least, 10 degrees ATDC timing at idle is mandatory on post-1972 cars. That limits nitrogen oxide emissions in high compression engines by reducing peak combustion temperature.

      I ran into that problem when I was still a VW grease monkey -- 1973 VW engines hardly qualify as high compression, and emit very little nitrogen oxide. The ATDC timing causes extra heating and lower efficiency at idle and low speed. EGR works on the same principle -- lower peak combustion temperature to reduce NO and N2O production (at the cost of slightly more CO and HC emissions, and more fuel consumed).

      The law was written that way because it's hard to detect the nitrogen compounds cheaply in the exhaust, so it's easier to mandate the most common solution than it is to mandate testable standards.

      If you like sausage and respect the law, you shouldn't look at how either is made. (Mark Twain).

  32. Uh, yeh and in consumer cars too... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Regular people can do this too, you can get all kinds of chips and stuff for lots of diffrent cars. I don't know if this guy's just out of it or what.

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  33. Vehicle Speed Sensor and Speedometer Cables by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 3, Informative

    This meant no headlights, turn signals, radios, and no guages. Nothing. Which meant that the odometer didn't rack up miles. Perfect if you plan on selling the thing.

    Heheh...

    I imagine though that it would probably be just as easy to disconnect the cable in a normal odometer if you wanted to deceive. I'm not positive though.

    Older cars had a speedometer cable coming from the transmission tailshaft or transaxle to the gauge. The cable was merely a concentric cable in jacket, kinda like bicycle brake cable but meant to spin. For the most part, you could simply reach up behind the dashboard, feel around to the center of the back of the speedometer, and unclip the speedo cable from the gauge. A warning: this is a lot more difficult than it sounds, the contortions required to get your hand back there are nasty, there are probably live wires with some current (ie. headlight circuit, ammeter, etc) back there so make sure you take off any metallic jewelry, and stuff back there is fragile and expensive (big labor) to fix.

    Don't disconnect the speedo cable at the transmission. The cable is usually driven directly by a gear, and it's kept lubricated inside the transmission oil. When you take off the cable, if you don't plug the hole in the transmission well, dust will get in there and lunch your transmission (to say nothing of the big leak messing up your driveway).

    Because speedometer cables are expensive and heavy and the fuel injection system likes to know the car's speed so that it can better understand the engine load, most cars since about 1985 will have a Vehicle Speed Sensor. The VSS is attached to the side of the transmission exactly where the speedo cable would have come out. It uses optical sensors, hall effect sensors or magnetic pickup coils to create a pulsetrain relative to the speed of the car. The pulsetrain is then sent to the computer, the computer usually sends that on to the speedometer. Sometimes they're simply paralleled.

    You could disconnect the VSS just by unplugging the wire. Most cars won't even notice it until there's an engine load (vacuum is lowered, throttle position and engine speed aren't idle) which could only be explained by movement. At that point, your Check Engine light will light up, and it probably won't go away until you reconnect the sensor. Sometimes it won't go out until you visit the dealership. And, unless the EFI computer reads the data coming from the ABS computer as a backup to the VSS, it's very unlikely that it will generate a signal to drive the speedo or the tach - though, based on engine speed and knowing what gear you're in, the computer could calculate and drive the speedo/odo to display accurate speed and mileage.

    My best advice is, if you want to play with the EFI system (and VSS/Speedo/Odo as a consequence), find yourself an earlier (mid-80s) fuel-injected car on the way to the junkyard. Chevy Celebrity / Pontiac 6000 are common, cheap (about $200 if you find one with expired plates rusting in someone's laneway), durable and relatively easy to fix. The GM multiport and throttle body EFI systems are well documented all over the place because they're so popular, and variants were used across the entire product line in a given year.

    Buy the car, take it home, start it up, and start pulling sensors to see what they all do!

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  34. Skins... by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

    How cool would it be to add different skins to your instrument panel? I mean, the new high end cars nowadays have digital instrument panels..It could be done.

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  35. fun stuff... by connorbd · · Score: 2

    Scott Mueller's Upgrading And Repairing PCS (13th edition) includes a couple of sidebars on this subject. For some reason in the midst of a discussion about BIOS flashes he felt compelled to explain how flash capability is pretty common in controller ROMs in cars and went on to describe how his Chevy Impala is running a firmware flash that originally belonged to a Camaro; he even points to a few websites that describe the procedure. (It's late, so I'm not going to go digging through my copy right now, but anyone who's interested could email me tomorrow morning if they don't feel like googling for the sites...)

    /brian

  36. Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 4, Troll

    They just want to make their pansy little box or car look faster.

    Exactly. For clarity to those who don't know cars:

    There's nothing like having some loser describing to you how quickly he can make his 1.6L Honda Civic go.

    Imagine if you owned a Cray supercomputer and some child implied that his "tuned" 400MHz Celeron was in the same ballpark.

    As the saying goes, there's no replacement for displacement. An engine is an air pump, the more air you suck through it per revolution, the more fuel you can mix with the air to achieve complete combustion. The more combustion, the bigger the explosion pushing the piston down, and the more power you get from the engine.

    A 1.6L or whatever Honda is laughable in the face of a common Chevy 350 (5.7L) like you find in a Camaro or Caprice Classic, or in the face of a Ford 302 (5.0L) like in a Mustang, much less the Chrysler 440 (7.2L), Chevy 454 (7.4L) and King of Big-Blocks, the Chrysler 426 Hemi of the musclecar days.

    Street racing is acceleration from a stoplight. That's called drag racing. There's a reason why those long and skinny drag racing cars with the huge fat tires (the cars are called "rail cars", the class of racing is Top Fuel drag) are rear-wheel-drive with big V8s, not front-wheel-drive with whiny little 4-cylinder engines.

    Those racecars share more in common with my daily-driver 1976 Dodge pickup truck than does a typical ricer's car. My '76 Ram has a 400 (6.6L) V8 driving the rear wheels. With a curb weight of 4,000lb, it's about twice the weight of a Honda Civic. But 6.6L / 1.6L = 4.125 times more engine, and all other things being equal, 4.125 times the power. Into only twice the weight.

    Needless to say, when an Integra with a big stereo pulls up beside me, I enjoy stomping on the gas pedal and showing him my taillights.

    Modern EFI, overhead cams, combustion chamber design, etc., make incremental differences to improving the power, but a street car's engine is still built for gas mileage, durability and emissions, not for power, and the modern requirements for gas mileage and emissions choke the power potential of these modern improvements.

    Those of us with real machines are quite content with our beige cases (in my case, a older, but still fast as all hell compaq proliant 8000 which was picked up dirt cheap from a dot com gone bust) and sleeper cars (also in my case, an Alpina).

    Indeed! My truck is forest green with rust and primer spots. Someday, I'll get around to painting it so that it looks nice again, but there won't be silly aftermarket rims or little blue lights on the windshield washer jets or clear tailights and big aluminum spoilers.

    The car is either fast, or it isn't.

    My truck gets 7 miles per gallon on the highway. The HC emissions are ~2 PPM, which is better than lots of 1986 cars, let alone 1976 trucks. I'm burning all that fuel. Where do you think it all goes?

    Final thought. I tried Carroll Shelby's old trick. I taped a $20 bill to my dashboard, just in front of the passenger's seat. I had a disbeliever get in. I told him that, when the stoplight turned green, if he could grab that $20, it was his. He didn't get the $20.

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    1. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 2
      My truck gets 7 miles per gallon on the highway.

      My plane gets 18 mpg at 150 mph.

    2. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by garcia · · Score: 2

      I don't have the link, but I saw a video on Consumption Junction of a Viper getting owned by a shitty little Civic.

      A V12 getting owned by whatever is in those Rice Burners..

      Even if the dude in the Viper could not drive worth a shit, as the car approached 100 I am sure the V12 would have quite a bit of influence... If you were correct, then the Viper would have won.

    3. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by evil_one · · Score: 2

      How much do you pay for your fuel?

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    4. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Respectfully, I disagree.

      I believe many slashdot readers would be interested in your "rice burners". Racing a honda is an exercise in science over brute force, something slashdot readers can appreciate. To equate it, it would be the difference between getting just any old pentium 4 1.5 Ghz system, and getting an athalon 1.2 Ghz and tweaking it by using better hardware, a cleaner OS install, faster standards, and some code tweaking to get the performance level up above that of the P-4.

      In the same fashion, you could take your '71 Nova SS 350 and blow away a stock 1995 civic. But you could also take the civic, add Nitrous, replace the hood with a fiberglass one, change the gears on the transmission, get a forced air kit, some traction bars, and a new set of cams, and run 11's. You have to remember with that big steel car and the small block 350, you're pulling a lot of weight. You're getting much more horsepower per liter out of a honda.

      Just for kicks, check out http://www.nhrasportcompact.com/2002/drivers/S_Pap adakis.html - Stephan Papadakis - who broke just about every record for front wheel drive cars.

      And just for the record, I still cringe when I see a honda roll down the street with just the exhaust done, cause it sounds bad and looks retarted. My brother has a '71 Nova SS w/ 350, traction bars, lunati cams, poroso throttle or something, you name it, it's got it. It puts about 410 Hp on the ground and has an ET of 12.2. But it also gets about 5 miles to the gallon. I'd rather have the fast-if-you-want-it-fast honda, which also gets 37 miles to the gallon.

      ~z

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    5. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't have the link, but I saw a video on Consumption Junction of a Viper getting owned by a shitty little Civic.

      It's unlikely, but not impossible.

      Acceleration is all about power to weight ratio, and then how well you get that power to the ground.

      First off, economics. I can go to a wrecking yard, spend $50 for a used Chevy 350 from a junked taxicab, spend $1000 having it machined and then another $2000 on assorted parts, assemble it myself, and get (conservatively) 400HP from it.

      To get anywhere near that kind of power from a smaller engine (1.6L = ~95 CID), the engine must be revved up all to hell, and the machining tolerances must therefore be extremely tight - spending lots of labor having pistons balanced to within 1/100th of a gram, versus 1/10th of a gram like you could do with the 350. Yes, the newer engine's head will flow better than a 350, yes, there's less reciprocating mass because it's just a sewing machine. But to get the volumetric efficiency and torque curves high enough to do that without grenading, you're adding a turbo, porting the heads, etc. Aftermarket parts are far more expensive for those motors, and the knowledge base of guys who've built up Civics for serious power is a lot less than the skill and number of guys who've built up 350s. Expect to spend $10-15k by the time all is said and done.

      Now, gearing. A Viper's first and second gear are agressive, but the car is designed for top-end speed, which is reflected in the design of the brakes and suspension. The Viper will be quick off the line (1st and 2nd) but the motor will have more room to wind in 3-6, to allow the RPMs to be reasonable at 100+MPH.

      If the Civic is anywhere near as quick as the Viper off the line, he's obviously not only built up the engine but also the drivetrain (which would break if too much power was applied to it). While building a tough engine, therefore, the guy in the Civic would have had to build a transmission to survive the forces the engine is passing through it. At the same time, he would have changed the gear ratios for acceleration.

      A big strong guy on a bicycle stuck in tenth gear won't out-accelerate a puny guy shifting his derailleur from 1 through 5.

      Having said that, even geared for speed rather than acceleration, a Viper still turns low 13s. That's about 13.2 seconds from stopped to the end of a quarter mile. It's quicker than most production cars, but certainly not fast when you're talking about building for performance. My (stock) 1976 Ram with the 400 (6.6L) engine does it in about 14.8.

      By comparison, I built a Chevette with a Buick 3.8L V6 under the hood. It turned 12.8 seconds on the 1/4 mile - slightly faster than a Viper. But, there's no way it could attain let alone maintain 150MPH the way a Viper could. Buy a Mustang 5.0, slap headers, cam, 4-bbl intake and carb at it, and you're faster off the line than a Viper.

      We still haven't even gotten into a question of driving skill. Lots of people who own Vipers know nothing about cars. They're dot-com CEOs and accountants who don't know anything about cars. Is he sidestepping the clutch to hold the engine at its peak torque curve? If he's not, he's not making full use of the power.

      A V12 getting owned by whatever is in those Rice Burners..

      I'm not sure if it's possible for an inanimate object to possess another inanimate object.

      Last Viper I drove had a V10, actually, rather similar to this one which you can order at the parts counter at any Chrylser dealership. And, while I imagine you understand the concept of cylinders, I will assume that you don't understand the concept of displacement. Here's the relationship in a nutshell: All other things being equal, a Ford 300 inline 6-cylinder would probably outperform a Ford 302 V8. Why? The 6-cylinder motor has two less pistons dragging up and down, two less pairs of valves, two less connecting rod bearings - but still pumps through almost (2 cubic inches difference) as much air as the V8.

      Cylinders are not everything. You don't get your power from having more cylinders, you get it from having more displacement. Cylinders merely divide the displacement into manageable chunks.

      By the way, you'll note that the Viper's motor is 488 cubic inches. About 8.0L.

      Even if the dude in the Viper could not drive worth a shit, as the car approached 100 I am sure the V12 would have quite a bit of influence... If you were correct, then the Viper would have won.

      Yup. Though it does take nearly a quarter of a mile for a Viper to get up to 100MPH from a stop. Most street races are significantly less than that.

      Even so, either the guy in the Honda spent more doing that than it would have cost him to buy a Viper, or the guy in the Viper was the typical Viper-driver.

      Ask yourself this. The Viper has a large displacement engine (488CID) and is rear-wheel-drive. The Honda has a small displacement engine (~95CID, too lazy to calculate it right now) and is front-wheel-drive.

      Virtually all performance cars have a large displacement and are rear-wheel-drive - From Aston-Martin to Vector to Viper, with Porsche, Ferrari, Llamborghini, 1960s-1970s American musclecars, NASCAR, NHRA, serious ralleye, etc. in there.

      Virtually all economy cars have a small displacement and are front-wheel-drive. The Honda is in the same high class as Tercels, Ford Escorts, Renault 5, VW Rabbit, Dodge Aries/Plymouth Reliant, Nissan Micra, etc.

      Ask yourself why.

      Now, go play with your automotive Celeron.

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    6. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by doctor_oktagon · · Score: 2, Troll

      There's nothing like having some loser describing to you how quickly he can make his 1.6L Honda Civic go.

      Imagine if you owned a Cray supercomputer and some child implied that his "tuned" 400MHz Celeron was in the same ballpark.


      You are a complete loser. I should expect as much.

      Comparing your piece of crap US-built 1950s engine design to a modern piece of Jap engineering is not about comparing an overclocked PC to a Cray .... it's like comparing an overclocked PC to a 1950s IBM mainframe.

      My Honda Integra Type R manages about three-four times the power of your big-iron block at the same rev range, not to mention around the same torque.

      it will happilly chew up 99.99% of American cars in a straight line, but we won't even talk about what happens in the corners (which we have here in Europe)

      To the moderators who gave this guy +4 shame on you ... it's a pure and simple troll.

    7. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2

      Seen this animation?

      How to Cook Rice (Volkswagen GTI vs. Honda Civic)

      Cryptnotic

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    8. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by GregWebb · · Score: 2

      Actually, it would seem that availability is why V8s are used, and tradition is why they're available.

      If I were designing a dragster from scratch, I'd stick in a V12. Six cylinders per bank gives perfect dynamic balance, more cylinders gives more power and higher revs as a rule, while consuming a little more fuel and being a bit longer. But hey, look at existing dragsters, fuel mileade and length aren't exactly limitations...

      Anyway, it's nowhere near as clear-cut as you make out. Yes, a large engine can give you nice power, but a smaller, better tuned engine can give the same power and better economy. Examples (picked due to local knowledge :-) :

      * TVR Griffith (early 90s British convertible). 4.3l V8, 280BHP.
      * TVR Cerbera 4.5 (late 90s British coupe). 4.5l V8, 420BHP.
      * Honda S2000 (late 90s Japanese convertible). 2.0l inline 4, 237BHP.
      * Hyundai Coupe V6 (new model, Korean coupe). 2.6l V6, 165BHP.
      * Mitsubishi FTO (around for ages, Japanese coupe). 2.0l inline 4, 197BHP.

      Cylinder count is far from clear-cut, either. Look at the Porshe 968 from the early-mid 90s. 3.0l inline 4. Seriously. Fast and torquey.

      Don't believe in FWD? Well, I wouldn't bet the house on it, but look at what can be done with it with late 90s BTCC cars. Production derived saloon racers with 300ish BHP going through the front wheels, from 2l inline 4s. Or actually read a test for an Integra Type R (seeing as most of us can't just pop out and drive one to get first-hand data) and compare its circuit lap times with equivalent RWD material.

      An RWD chassis and a large V8 will produce nice performance, yes, but a decently built inline 4 and FWD chassis will produce more performance than most can practically (and legally) use on the roads - plus can be way cheaper, because it can be built from pretty much the same bits as the cheapy little thing your parents go shopping in. They're fast, fun and accessible to many more.

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    9. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by GregWebb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Llamborghini - is that the welsh sports car manufacturer?

      ;-)

      Sorry...

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    10. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by LadyLucky · · Score: 2
      My Grandparents had a Ford Fairlane, 6l monster.

      I never really appreciated it at the time, but they used to over take people, going up a hill, while towing a carvan. Yowee.

      Of course, that was an older model (70s some time), and now they have the 90s 5l model. Similar power, but uses HALF the fuel....

      And then of course, i ride a 50cc motor scooter.... it amuses me that their car had over 100x the swept volume. That's a huge range of engine sizes.

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    11. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree - I drive a Grand Marquis, with the performance pack, and I love the kids who think that "big boat car = slow". They forget that the police drive Crown Victoria's for a reason - a cop friend of mine had his Crown Vic over 130MPH in a pursuit. 4.6l with EFI can move.

      Now, when I have to replace my car, I'd love to get a Grand Marquis Marauder - going from normally aspirated to supercharged would be even better. The only problem is that the Marauder has crap I don't want - leather seats and a very distinctive trim package. I like q-ships - its great fun to surprise a kid with what's under the hood of a normal looking car. Besides, driving an "arrest me red" sportscar gets you far too much attention from the police - they really don't look twice at a sedate-looking sedan, especially one with a 2M antenna and 440MHz antenna on the trunk....

      (and a moment of silence for my previous car - a 1973 Mercury Monterey Custom with a 400 that was killed when the idiots at United Engine Specialists, West Kellog, Wichita, USA botched the engine rebuild and the poor thing oil starved, collapsed it's lifters, ate the #2 intake valve and finally siezed solid 700 miles from home. Needless to say, I don't recomend United Engine Specialist's work.)

    12. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by jedrek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      a cop friend of mine had his Crown Vic over 130MPH in a pursuit. 4.6l with EFI can move.

      What? I don't want to be a troll here, but just last summer me and a friend were doing 150MPH in a basic, unmodified 2.5V6 '94 Opel Omega. That's a V6, 170bhp engine, nothing spectacualar (considering we spent some time the year before putting a BMW M3 E30 tunned to 320bhp through its paces.)

      I'm reading about all these American cars, with huge (5-7l) engines and I don't really see any startling numbers. I know that the M-Series cars from BMW are toned down to be street legal in the US, and it seems that none of the other manufacturers are doing anything special. What's the deal? Has America lost its prowess?

    13. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Posting=!Working · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [b]In the same fashion, you could take your '71 Nova SS 350 and blow away a stock 1995 civic. But you could also take the civic, add Nitrous, replace the hood with a fiberglass one, change the gears on the transmission, get a forced air kit, some traction bars, and a new set of cams, and run 11's. [/b]

      As you (and most "ricer's") seem to conveniently forget, you could also add Nitrous (and all those other mods) to the Nova, and run 9's. The correct comparison is not a heavily modified Civic vs. a stock V8, but a heavily modified V8 vs. said Civic. And the large displacement V8 still wins. An engine with nearly 3x the displacement at the same level of modification will make more power. It's physics. Slap a turbo on a stock-motored Civic, tune it correctly, and you can run maybe a mid 12. A stock motored Camaro/Firebird can run high 12's, slap a turbo on one, and you will be in the mid-low 10's.

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    14. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      Same here, I had a BMW 318i Compact. I think it had a 1.8l engine and I drove it around at 120MPH everyday to work (at 6,000 RPMs)

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    15. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by radish · · Score: 2

      Those racecars share more in common with my daily-driver 1976 Dodge pickup truck than does a typical ricer's car. My '76 Ram has a 400 (6.6L) V8 driving the rear wheels. With a curb weight of 4,000lb, it's about twice the weight of a Honda Civic. But 6.6L / 1.6L = 4.125 times more engine, and all other things being equal, 4.125 times the power. Into only twice the weight.

      But all things are not equal. And don't forget the inertia is not proportional to mass, there's an exponential relationship there. So weight is far more important than you make out. Things like gear ratios etc make a huge difference also, otherwise big artic-trucks would be leaving us all behind. Are you really saying your truck would smoke a Porsche Boxter S, which is only 3.6 litres normally aspirated? *ahem* 252 bhp pushing you along at 260 km/h (161mph).

      I'm no fan of stupid stick-on body kits, but the simple fact is that the speed & acceleration of a car (and really, that's what we're talking about here) is controlled by more than engine size. I used to have a 1.8 peugeot 205. I now have a Mazda 1.8, it blows the old one away. But the engine size is the same. Maybe it's the 16 valves, the DOHC, the imporved gearbox? I can do 120mph without a problem, leave most other cars behind at the lights, and handling is fantastic (somewhat better than your truck, I'd guess). Not only that but I get 35mpg. I'll stick with my little jap car thanks very much.

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    16. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by dublin · · Score: 2

      ROFLMAO: My eyes are wet. THAT is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...

      Too true, but I'll take the brio and fury of an Italian car over the soulless, sterile Germans any day, and have more fun doing it. There's really no substitute for an Italian car. I'd argue that there are *some* good rice-burners, and that they're good *because* they have the soul of an Italian car: The WRX is clearly a Lancia in spirit, and the NSX is nothing less than a modern Ferrari Dino by Honda, a concept that has quite a bit of appeal. The Mazda rotaries aren't like anything else, but are clearly built by people that think much like the Italians do when building their cars. (If you're on a budget, try a second-generation RX-7, turbo if possible, although a Miata with a Jackson Racing supercharger woudl do in a pinch.)

      (WARNING: Italian cars are an ADDICTIVE ILLNESS. Once you own an Alfa or Ferrari, you will lose touch with reality and your remaining friends and loved ones will think you've taken leave of your senses. Which you have. But you'll be having a ton of fun in a car that doesn't look like a slab of cheese and makes such wonderful mechanical noises that you won't care about the stereo. (Mine's been broken since 1990 - I don't care.) You'll laugh at BMW, Porsche, and Lexus owners that spend far more on thier cars, but get so much less in return. You will learn that although parts aren't expensive relative to those others (Ferrari parts are cheaper than Lexus parts!), getting them here quickly is another matter. You'll learn that reliablity is relative, and the electrical systems will reinforce your understanding of quantum uncertainty. You won't think too much of taking a lovely drive to another city to get the car worked on by a competent mechanic. You'll learn to do a lot yourself, and that "accensione" means "ignition". You'll go for a weekend drive and have silly grin on your face that will last until Wednesday. Once you're hooked, you won't rest until you have a Ferrari, so just go ahead and buy one. Mine's not for sale. You've been warned.)

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    17. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by cybergibbons · · Score: 2

      Sheer engine size is a really inelegant way of making your car go fast. Over here, it's virtually unheard of to have cars with engines over 3000cc in size. In fact, 2.5L is seen as big, used in BMWs and Mercs. One of my friends has a Nissan Micra turbo, which is a 1L engine (slightly less in fact). It is 4WD, has traction control and ABS. Fair enough, on the quarter mile it won't beat all cars, but it does go pretty fast. Get it on a winding country road, and you are away. This thing handle corners beautifully (seeing as it was a rally car a few years back), brakes quickly (which your 4000lb car can't do), and still does 25mpg. Your analogy of the cray and overclocked box is flawed. Is it not a far more elegant, beautiful way of getting a car to go faster by perfecting what is contained withing? It's more like people who buy a 2.2Ghz P4 with 1GB of ram for word processing compared to those who buy what they can afford, and push it to the limits. Your post was deeply American centric as well. Even most sports cars over here don't even approach engine sizes or ridiculous weights you are talking about. Get in a modded Nissan Skyline, get on a proper road, and then try and beat it in your car. I guarantee you will lose.

    18. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by wowbagger · · Score: 2

      That's 130MPH in a pursuit, i.e. not in a straight line keep accelerating until you don't anymore. That's 130MPH in a "subject turning right onto Hydraulic" "Subject turning left onto 63rd" slow down speed up slam on brakes slam on gas chase.

      I've seen Crown Vic Police Intercepts owned by the Highway Patrol chasing sportscars on the interstates - and the sports cars weren't pulling away.

      Of course, speed is moot in such chases - no matter how fast your car, unless it can make over 3E8m/sec, you cannot outrun the radio.

    19. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      OK.

      Just for the record, I drive a 92 accord with 219,800 miles on it and NO upgrades, unless you count that i had to put a new power mirror motor on the driver's side and it's now faster than the other 3 at rolling down.

      Now, my point was that IT COULD BE DONE. You can take a 4 cylinder car and make it faster than it's 8 cylinder larger displacement counterpart. Think of the analogy I used. I compared the stock P-4 with a "souped up" athlon. Yeah, you can take you P-4 and cool it with liquid N2 and get it up to 3.4 Ghz, but I meant stock. I was talking about taking a situation in which one car already has a disadvantage and making it faster. That's where the fun lies.

      OF COURSE there are advantages to having twice the cylinders and 4 times the displacement. That's why the top fuel cars, hell, that's why nascar does it.

      ALL I WAS SAYING is that it could be done. Everyone's saying all this stuff about "well if you soup up the V8 blah blah". OF COURSE IT WILL BE BETTER. The 8 cylinder car had an advantage FROM THE START. Where's the fun in taking two cars that aren't equal, and applying the SAME MODIFICATIONS to them and bragging that the one that was ahead at the start was still ahead?

      Sheesh.

      All I was saying was that slashdot readers are the kind of readers to walk into a store and play with the pentium 4 1.8 ghz emachine computer and remark that their pentiumIII 800 Mhz overclocked at 900 with better hardware runs just as fast, and even feels zippier, and sure as hell puts out better frame rates in UT than that piece of shit masquerading as a high end system.

      So, you see? This is why I'm participating in the blackout. I try to point out something that I think people should just take into account, I didn't flame my parent post (he had some good points), and I was nice about it. AND I GOT FLAMED TO HELL. Jesus Christ does slashdot suck lately.

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    20. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      And you, sir, are plain wrong.

      If you flame me, I have the right to flame you, and rant about the efficiencies of the athlon, but I won't, i'll just quote hard numbers.

      The pentium 4 has a "more than" 20 stage pipeline. Intel won't say how many. This is responsible for the chip running so fast. Breaking the instructions down into smaller parts helps accelerate the clock speed of the chip. A classic athlon uses a 12 stage pipeline. I'm not sure about the XP's. The problem with this is that Intel is trying to get the chip to the highest mhz to sell them. Mhz sells. Believe me, I used to work computer retail. People all the time would buy the Emachine pentium 4 instead of the Micron athlon 1.2 system, not because of price, but because the Emachine was "faster" (caugh*horseshit*caugh).

      The Intel Pentium 4 error checks at stage 17 in the pipeline. If it guesses wrong about it's next instruction, it doesn't find out about it until step 17. Then it has to flush and refil the pipeline, which means a loss of at least 18 clock cycles.

      Anyway, the athlons, for less than 1/2 the price, keep up with the pentium 4 that matches their "performance rating", i.e. the athalon 1700+ definately keeps up benchmark wise with the 1.7Ghz p-4. And costs less.

      Clock speed is not everything.

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    21. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

      I don't know why there's so much hate towards ricecars.

      Because they think their cars are fast, they all drive like they think they're in The Fast and The Furious, and yet there's no science in their construction of a "fast" car.

      If the rice crowd things ugly-ass aluminum wings and neons are cool then let them go ahead and do it, no harm.

      It becomes my problem when I'm sharing the road with people who put clear taillights on their cars. Clear tail light lenses don't usually have cat-eye reflectors, making parked ricer cars a danger on night streets. The clear lenses are usually colored red by GE 1157 light bulbs dipped in red paint. The resulting pinkish brake lights are not an SAE-approved color and are therefore a safety hazard. The idiots who cover over parts of their taillights to reduce the surface area and give it a "custom" look are equally stupid. Deliberately reducing the effectiveness of your brake light system is grounds for being nominated for a Darwin Award after an 18-wheeler demolishes you in the fog.

      Playing with your suspension geometry by hacking coil springs is a good one. There's nothing like watching some guy driving down the road with hideously expensive low-profile tires on his 1990 Honda Accord, with the suspension so badly butchered that his $300 apiece tires are being lunched by his bad camber. Of course, bad camber = bad contact with the road, not a good safety feature for any car let alone a "performance" car.

      And probably most stupid is the let's-hack-off-a-windshield-wiper-to-look-Euro. Uh-huh. It's a good idea to reduce your visibility in inclement weather because you think it will go faster or look better.

      On the other hand, I can't understand why anyone is willing to buy a car that only gets 15 miles to the gallon and then modify it so it only gets 8.

      Because there's no replacement for displacement. The biggest killer for gas mileage on my truck is not the 400 CID motor, but the tall rear-axle gears. They're great for acceleration, they're great for when I'm towing a trailer, but they're bad on the highway because, without an overdrive (most vehicles of that age didn't have overdrive top gears), my engine is spinning 4000 RPM at 55MPH. A 6.6L (400CID) engine spinning at 4000 RPM will consume a lot of fuel.

      Interestingly, that engine could easily propel the truck at 55MPH with an engine speed of about 2000RPM, by my calculations, the motor has sufficient torque at that RPM, and it would get more than twice the gas mileage. I'd have to find a Mopar automatic transmission with an overdrive and a big-block bell-housing pattern (not easy to find) or I could convert it to stickshift, which is my plan. I already have an old A-833 4-speed OD transmission for it, now all I need is a big-block bell housing. ($$$)

      Of course, I could just drop the rear-end gear ratio from the current 4.11 to about 2.25s, but I really like the acceleration, and I need the raw power when I've got 5,000lbs of trailer on my truck's tongue and I want onto a freeway.

      I spend ~$300/mo in fuel, and I drive something that I really like. The alternative would be to spend ~$300/mo to buy a brand new tinfoil shitbox that I really don't like.

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  37. Best line of the article by capedgirardeau · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Best line of the entire article:

    "They stared at me as though I'd just showed them a mouthful of partially chewed black beetles"

    This is as good as the other article a few months ago where the guy said:

    "As cool as the other side of the pillow."

    Definitely two phrases I'm going to try and work into conversation, with proper attribution of course.

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  38. Re:Apex seal? by laserjet · · Score: 2

    I have a weird interest in wankel engines. Where did you get your experience reparing rotary engines? and do you feel they really are a better solution?

    my guess is that you worked on hot-rodded RX-7's or something?

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  39. Rotaries Rock!! by Mazzella! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Old rotary engines?!! Rotary Engine technology has come a LONG way since the 70's... and even more so since Mazda stopped importing the RX-7 in 95. The latest Rotary Engine rebuilders put in 3mm ceramic coated apex seals, ECU's that contain 3D reprogrammable fuel maps, boost controllers that employ fuzzy logic to activate the turbo's waste gate, ignition computers that increase spark, knock sensor computers that keep the engine from pinging/grenading, and intercoolers that cool 30-40% better with less pressure drop through them. Porting is now a fine art, and there are at least 20 different general ways to port a rotary. With minimal effort, and money ($3k-4k) you can get 300 horses and 300 ftlbs of torque out of a 13B-REW. Most tuner shops drop the stock twin turbos in favor of one large one, that pushes past the 500hp barrier... there have been a few that have 700 hp. And this is all with 1.3L 2 rotors. Those lucky engough to have 3 rotors (imported from japan) start out with 400 hp, and go up from there!

    <sidenote>I'm putting down 313 Rear Wheel Horse Power, and 301 ftlbs or torque with basic bolt on 'hacks' (mods)...(Here is my dyno sheet) Intake, exhaust, intercooler, and computer. I replaced the engine at 130,000 miles because a vacuum hose popped off my wastegate, and caused the turbos to boost well past 15lbs, with no extra fuel to compensate... ping! Apex seal blew. I'm now at 150,000 miles, zip-tied vacuum hoses, and have had nothing but dependable and fun to drive Mazda Zoom Zoom-y-ness </sidenote>

    Mazda is re-introducing the rotary later this year with the RX-8. Now called the RENESIS, the engine is a non-turboed multi-side-port 1.3L rotary, that is projected to put out 255-280 HP . The computer should be easy to hack, and a turbo kit will be available shortly after the introduction of the car. I would estimate about +330 HP from a turboed RENESIS.

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  40. Ford EEC-IV and EEC-V hacking is old news... by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 2

    Mustang and other ford fanatics have been messing with their computers for years now.

    There are all sorts of realtime management systems as well as piggyback chips that you can plug into your cars computer and flip a switch for different settings.

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  41. Mod this parent up as funny! by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "My Honda Integra Type R manages about three-four times the power of your big-iron block at the same rev range, not to mention around the same torque."

    ROFL! You do realize that HP is a function of torque at a particular RPM right? Ummm... Not too many 4 bangers have v8 torque at ANY rpm let alone the same rpm.

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  42. I recommend it by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 2

    " I neither endorse nor recommend any of the procedures mentioned"

    I do, it's a lot of fun, but along with your laptop to reprogram it, you need a device to measure performance improvements also. You can't judge yourself if you got +5hp or lost 5 due to your changes in configuration.
    And while your at it, you need to remember that different air temperature and the amount of water in the air, changes the performance of the engine.

    I have built a cold air intake for my engine, shielded the intake from heat from the engine the car already had a pipe all the way to the front to ensure it picked it up from the outside.

    A cold damp, foggy morning does wonders in terms of performance, it's something my car really like. Of course one needs to find the perfect place to drive where the road isn't slippery.

    Then of course there is my NOS installation (Nitro Oxide System) another nice little hack, with adds +50% horse power when accel. could get +75% or more, but I would like my engine to last 50.000 before changing it.
    Note, that all these changes and improvements of the engine og course changes the specs so much that it is not legal anymore for street use. Just in case you care.

  43. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by jgerman · · Score: 2

    And my bike, will run circles around you, so what. Everybody likes what they like, different vehichles for different applications. The right tool for the right job applies to vehichles as well as software.

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  44. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    That's what YOU think. (smile)

    In real-world testing using instrumented motorcycles and automobiles, while motorcycles have the advantage in the initial acceleration once you throw in a lot of curves a higher-powered sports car wins hand down. Indeed, I remember reading an article showing that a Dodge Viper will lap the Willow Springs race course substantially faster than all but maybe 2-3 models of very high-end motorcycles.

  45. Naturally Aspirated perhaps by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    However with a shot of NOS or a correctly sized turbo you might just find hat smaller engines can make torque. I've got a 3liter straight six that made 390RWHP and 427ftlbs that was all done by 7K. That was running WAY rich too (shrug). Engines are air pumps, a smaller engine boosted with enough added air can indeed catch up with a V8....

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    1. Re:Naturally Aspirated perhaps by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      Engines are air pumps, a smaller engine boosted with enough added air can indeed catch up with a V8....

      But you're comparing apples and oranges. If you give the small engine a bunch of add-ons, then the big engine has to have the same add-ons. You can't say, "Well I took this four banger and spent $15k on it and now it whoops your puny $2000 V8." Well, no shit, sherlock! You're pitting a heavily modified engine vs a stock engine - of course you're going to be faster.

      Give the guy with the V8 the same money for add-ons and the comparison is then valid. Of course, he will chew your ass up and spit it out in any race...

      I can put a big block V8 with twin turbos in the back of a little Pontiac Fiero, upgrade the suspension and kick damn near anyone's ass in any race, including autocrossing. Under 10 seconds in the quarter mile and excellent handling. Does that mean I have the right to brag because I beat the pants off a stock (insert any other V8 powered car here)? No, I've made significant modifications and that changes the rules. If I get to make modifications in a verbal comparison, then so does the other driver.

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  46. EPEC - still available an dquite powerful by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    ard to find harnesses I'm told but I know of at least one late model 4valve Cobra running it. SVO\Motorsport assists aftermarket manufacturers. They get a bit upset when you get into redistributing parts of th eEEC source with your stuff but they're not too bad otherwise fro mwhat I've seen. Mike Wesley ran into some problems for them but that was partly because he used to help design the hardware he was hacking...

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  47. And you would be wrong... by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    The comms aren't often encrypted that I'm aware of but the FIRMWARE IS in many late model cars these days. GM has encrypted theirs, I'm pretty sure Ford has, I'd bet that BMW has too. They spend zillions developing these systems, the encryption helps protect them and keep "hackers" out. They often fail though :-) How many car manufacturers are going to reverse the firmware after a bad accident BTW? Not many I'd bet. However supposedly later model Vette's store a limited data set that can be retrieved after an accident - things like speed and throttle position. Not seen that 100% verified though - possible RUMINT.

    Now that ECUs are FLASH programmable it's possible to modify things quite nicely once you've got it figured out. This is both good and bad for the manufacturer since warranty claims can go up if someone screws up but then reverts it bck to the old programming. It's good though in that every engine is different and they can tweak in the field a bit.

    Suggest you look into LT1EDIT and the new LS1EDIT. OBDII requirements have actually made the ECUs more powerful and this is allowing for lots of playing around.

    On the other hand, companies like AEM, FAST, DFI (GenVII), Electromotive, Holley (Commander), Haltech, and Motec are making complete standalone systems that are pretty powerful to include closed loop part throttle - and even closed loop WOT with off the shelf WB O2 sensors. The AEM computer will be PnP for many cars including the Supra and RX7 that I own.

    Honestly, this article really didn't tell us jack shit. The world of aftermarket EFI is HUGE as is the market for hacking OEM stuff. This article made it sound like this was new - I laughed. ell new ECUs control the transmission and are being modified. Engine swaps with this stuff are also popular. skip the emissions, have a clean fast car, and it starts every time with good MPG. What's not to like?

    P.S. OBDII and OBDIII have provisions to spot tampering. New emissions inspections could even require plugging in for an ECU check. Ways to get around tripping these on OBDII are aleady being reseached. Som o thethings put forth for OBDIII (to include remote kill) have been pretty scary coming from our clueless legislators. Support SEMA!

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  48. You realize... by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    That not only aren't car dealers "smarter" than the aftermarket folks but that many of them actively help us right? What, you think the dealer is some clean hospital like bastion? Those mechanics are car nuts too! Set a flag? Okay, reset it using an OBD scanner. Thanks for playing!

    Many of those flags are reset by dumping power to the ECU although with OBDII there are some that are persistant - but can stil be reset with the proper tools. SnapOn and others sell these tools as do the dealers. They must, the manufacturers tried to make this all proprietary and the Govt. told them they oculdn't. There are even standards for this stuff....

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  49. BZZT! by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    You can still advance and retard igntion wholesale on newer vehicles, it's just a little harder is all. Hint: move the sensor that detects crank position. Thye make devices for this.

    So why do it? First of all it's safe. Whoever told you it wasn't was smoking crack. So long as the engine isn't detonating and you didn't get real stupid chances are you will pick up power. OEMs are conservative with their ignition curves - they never know when some dumbass will put Regualr gas in the car and drive it hard with the motor detonating like popcorn. Advancing the ignition a few degrees on MANY cars will restore power the OEM decided not to give you. To do it right though someone qualified should do it through the chip since wholesale changes moving the distributor or sensor are pretty "brute force". Sometimes an engine really doesn't want the added ignition (shrug).

    MSD, Crane, Jacobs, Mallory, and others produce multispark ignitions. MSD and Holley are also producing digital ignition systems for less power draw and higher reliability. Just don't weld on th ecar with one hooked up (ahem). This stuff has been around for years and yes some of them can even manage your ignition for you - overriding the OEM spark if you would like....

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  50. YES! Wow, a post with accurate info today... by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    Spot on, you know about this stuff. Have yo ulooked at the AEM PnP systems? Just now coming out these will plug into your existing harness, use your existing systems, have additional I/Os, and be FULLY programmable. hese beat the ApexI unitshands down - ApexI will NOT release their software for programming their units with a laptop or to do datalogging. Only their "partners" get this software! Their boxes cost as much as the AEM unit.

    Holley has a good box with the Commander, one of their engineers regularly posts on a GM forum. FAST has another good one too. Wide Band O2 sensors are becoming cheaper thanks to LEV vehicles using them OEM (thanks Honda!). Look at the DIY-O2 project over in OZ for a cheap way to build a display\sensor or just buy one from them built. FAR less than the $800+ Motec wants - using the SAME sensor.

    You're correct about rolling your own too. The DIY-EFI guys do it for fun but honestly it's too much work for me. Modding an older GM box is also pretty easy but compared to the aftermarket and new OEM FLASH programmable stuff I don't see myself doing it.

    Imagine, boost, transmission, fuel, spark, traction, and datalogging all in a box costing less than $2K. That's the AEM with the DFI GEN VII, FAST, and Holley systems not too far behind. Software demos for many of these can be downloaded. Electromotive's new box looks interesting too but I'm not real sure about them these days ;-)

    Good post, glads I'm not the only gearhead on today who's looked at this stuff...

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  51. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by jgerman · · Score: 2

    Uh check again. Current issue of Cycle World although it may be off the stands now, Gixxer vs. Vette, conclusion Vette smoked, same with Viper.

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  52. A bit behind the proverbial "power curve" here by Shoten · · Score: 2

    What he's talking about is so far behind the definition of "new" or "cutting edge" that it's kind of absurd. He talks about "monitoring the network" and essentially replacing the relatively static firmware with something that can be manipulated by the user. This is not even new technology, and is universally employed by "tuning" enthusiasts (a la "The Fast and The Furious"). Laptops are used to log data about what is taking place in the car and the engine, and a programmable ECU replaces or overrides the stock one. Without this, it would be impossible to do things like add turbochargers to cars that weren't intended to have them in the first place. The examples I have in the links above are from just one store that caters to Miatas only; there are many options from many manufacturers for many cars.

    I've participated in conversations where someone is essentially trying to debug their "map," or set of engine configuration options in the software, and where others chime in and offer to help. I've seen disucssions of which software is better, and so on. And again, this is all old news, not even cutting edge.

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  53. Re:Apex seal? by dublin · · Score: 2

    RX-7s are GREAT cars, and if you don't do anything stupid, they're just about bulletproof. If you want a motor you can abuse with impunity, this is it. The main thing to remember is that rotaries are *designed* to burn oil (they must, to lube the apex seals), so you MUST check the oil frequently. Always remember that modding a rotary is DIFFERENT from modding a piston engine. Stay conservative, and you'll be fine. (Bill Buckley and I would say that's always good advice.)

    Rotaries are simple, powerful and reliable. Without a muffler, they will make you ears bleed. And there's something to be said for a motor with only a few moving parts that can be rebuilt on your kitchen table. (While perhaps not for raw mechanical beginners, rebuilding a rotary is far easier than rebuilding a piston engine. There are a number of good books out there on the topic.)

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  54. Shouldn't feed a troll but... by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    Take your basic 4th gen Supra TT. Clean up the exhaust system to flow better, add an air intake, bypass a MAP sensor to remove boost cut, pull a hose under the hood. Result? 390RWHP and 427flbs all day long. Mid 12s if you can hook, a little tuning will net 11s. This is a drive everyday car that will run circles around a big block in the MPG dept. It will retain all ammenaties like A/C and power windows. Want more power? Dump the stock turbos and put ona single - can you say 600RWHP? Not crank, at the wheels. Some are pushing 900+ on the stock block but the internals are worked.

    Hrm, and many of thse "rice rockets" weigh FAR less than a Chevelle. I also own a TT RX7 and while it makes less power than the Supra it flat out flies due to less weight. It's as modified as I'm willing to go but with the right parts it's got lot's more in it. That's 1.3liters BTW.

    You're right - it's about power to weight! That's why I've got a V8 in a 2500lb Datsun 240Z in the garage. Bye Bye! ;-)

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  55. Car Hackability by dublin · · Score: 2

    One thing that's not often realized or acknowledged by many mech hackers on thier way to becoming gearheads is that the hackability of cars varies quite a bit. Accordingly (no Honda pun intended), all hacks involve tradeoffs. You may be able to squeeze another 15 HP out of that 4-banger, at the cost of shortening it's life considerably. (And grenading those expensive upgrade parts in the process...) Optimizing these tradeoffs is not easy.

    Case in point: Really high performance cars are hard to hack. This just makes sense if you think about it. The simple fact is that what separates high performance cars from their more proletarian brethren is that they have *already* been "pre-hacked" to improve performance. The law of diminishing returns definitely applies here. Hot-rodding Ferraris, Porsches, Vipers, and Cobras is *hard* simply because all the easy, high bang-for-the-buck stuff has already been done, and then some. What's left is almost by definition in the "not worth the money" category. (Of course, that doesn't stop the legion that has more money than sense, especially if they can afford these cars in the first place. These people ruin a lot of good cars.) If you want to hack for hacking's sake, start with something other than the top end, unless you like low ROI. Otherwise, buy a fast car and enjoy it with no or minor tweaks.

    There are cars out there that are designed with very conservative safety/durability margins that are eminently hackable. (RX-7s come to mind, as do Miatas, Mustangs and GM F-bodies. The new Focus is shaping up to be a really good candidate, perhaps becoming the Datsun 510 of this decade, but Ford, as usual, makes it hard to order all the right bits.) Also, don't forget the time-tested method of getting the big win: engine swaps. If you choose a bigger engine from the same manufacturer, these are often not even all that difficult, and usually (at least until you break out the "blue-tip wrench") offer a fall-back position, if things don't work.

    Although little Japanese motors can be hacked, I don't think many of them are practical hacks, since you quickly have to start upgrading everythign else once you've started. Thisis why there's still a lot of truth in the old hot-rodder's saying, "There are two ways to win: cubic inches, or cubic dollars." V8s and engine swaps remain popular because they offer the former. I'd put most Asian hacks in the latter category, and if you're going to do that, why not just buy a fast car in the first place, as it will almost always produce superior results?

    Remember one last thing: Power is your friend, weight is you enemy. Very few hot-rodders put much effort into weight reduction (and it's hard on many modern cars), but keep that in mind when buying a car - A Miata is relatively at least as hackable as a Mustang because of this. Starting light and going lighter can make a tremendous difference. If you really want light, buy a Lotus: Colin Chapman once said he designed Lotus race cars with the following in mind: "The perfect car disintegrates as it crosses the finish line." *That's* performance optimization, gentlemen.

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    1. Re:Car Hackability by dbrower · · Score: 2
      If you really want light, buy a Lotus: Colin Chapman once said he designed Lotus race cars with the following in mind: "The perfect car disintegrates as it crosses the finish line." *That's* performance optimization, gentlemen.

      Chapman was also a manufacturer who, when given the option of using a Lucas-like part that would disintegrate in 18 months that cost X, or a Bosch-like part that would last forever at X+30% asked, "how long is our warranty?" One man's optimization...

      -dB

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  56. Stupid OBD-II by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2

    I just want to replace my on-board diagnostics port with something useful... like maybe SNMP. Seriously, who creates an interface standard that specifies a connector but not the electrical characteristics of the connector? Give me 9600 or 19200 bps data from a 9-pin RS-232 connector in a standard, well-documented format. I should be able to download the MIBs for a Honda Accord to my laptop, plug it in to the port, and watch all of the engine parameters in a standard viewer.

  57. GM hacks have been available for a while by PsychoKiller · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you go here you can find the assembly code readouts for most GM cars. These are really well documented, and this is how I tune my Firebird.

    Modern GM cars come with what is called a memcal. This plugs into the ECM, and it contains the PROM, some filter networks for the knock sensor, and some basic circuitry to run in 'limp home mode' if the PROM fails.

    There are people retrofitting these systems to every possible configuration, the most popular is the Buick Grand National/SyTy/Turbo Sunbird ECM because it supports boost conditions, or the 90-92 Firebird ECM because they are so easy to find.

    There is even an open source tuner program for Firebirds and Camaros to watch the ALDL datastream and see everything that is going on inside your engine.

    It's a real hacker culture, and I enjoy reading all the discussions that go on.

  58. The REAL ultimate hacker car by Medievalist · · Score: 2

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    I have a car with at least 40 separate processors connected to an internal network, that is currently getting 43 miles to the gallon (I expect to hit 50 mpg in warmer weather), seats five, accelerates briskly from a light, and has not only digital readouts but also a centrally mounted touch screen that I can run diagnostics from.

    OK, I admit it... IT CAME THAT WAY FROM THE FACTORY! Go buy a Toyota Prius today, it's a three month waiting list and $20,000 US but the price is going to go way, way up as soon as Detroit gets their hybrid on the road (due to George Bush the Elder barfing on the Japanese prime minister, or something like that).

    If your car gets less than 33 mpg, you are not a hacker, you're an end-user (unless you get less than 15 mpg, in which case you're at best a script kiddie). And let's face it, driving a gas-guzzler is unpatriotic - American soldiers don't need to die just so you can impress girls with your supercharged V8.

    There's a guy on the priusmods list who has a Russian surplus light-gathering snooperscope wired into his LCD, and he can drive almost silently with the lights out at night, only tire noise and the quiet singing of the inverters can be heard. THAT'S *real* *hacking*.

    And yes, there is an active prius hacker community that has already cracked part of the communication protocol - despite Toyota's inability to help us (Toyota bought the AVC LAN technology from Hitachi, unfortunately under a non-disclosure agreement they now regret).

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    1. Re:The REAL ultimate hacker car by Medievalist · · Score: 2

      So, let me get this straight - you won't buy cars from the Japanese?

      Sounds like racism to me, Mr. Coward.

      Or perhaps you'd care to supply another explanation?

      Does oil burned by American cars somehow *not* profit a bunch of war-mongers in the middle east?

      Do autos made of parts outside this country (and in some cases, such as Ford's made-in-Mexico-from-Japanese-plans models, the whole car's made abroad) somehow become "American" as soon as a robot glues on that Detroit hood badge?

      Does buying a lousy car from an multi-national corporation that mistreats American workers (think Flint, Michigan) somehow seem like a patriotic act to you?

      I bought my car from an American who owns a Toyota dealership. He makes good money doing good work.

      You, Mr. Coward, need to come to terms with reality. And get a real car.

      Driving a gas-guzzler is unpatriotic.
      --Charlie

  59. OTR Trucking by Webmoth · · Score: 2

    My brother is a mechanic for one of the top diesel engine manufacturers.

    He tells me that there are a number of performance tweaks on modern OTR (Over-the-Road) diesel engines which can be done through a laptop interface. That is, it's already implemented from the factory, all you have to do is adjust some parameters.

    However, should a customer want something tweaked, they pay several thousand dollars (i.e., more HP). Sure, it only takes 15 minutes for my bro to tweak it, but the $$$ is to pay for the increased rate of failure-under-warranty. Occasionally, he'll do the tweak but not charge for it if the engine is out of warranty.

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  60. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    4 bangers just NEVER sound cool.

    You obviously never driven the Acura RSX Type S. (smile) And it gets better with the RSX Type R with 230 bhp and lighter weight body that is due early in 2003. They're definitely not rice boy cars, that's to be sure.

  61. Re:Quality, Comfort and Safety. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

    Umm..actually, my little jap race car is far from cramped, on the contrary, it's quite roomy for a 2x2. I'd be willing to be that it has more room than a 3-series coupe.

    Possibly, but I'm 6'4". I stick with American cars, because they're the only ones into which I fit comfortably.

    It also has real Recaro seats, which I may add, are very comfortable; and if you know anything about cars, then you know what Recaros are.

    No, actually, I've rebuilt engines. I rewired a 1957 Imperial Limousine which was used when the Queen visited Canada. And I helped a professional coachbuilder with the final body assembly of the restoration of a Cord (note, Cord, not Accord). I've heard the name "Recaro" bandied about by those who think they know a lot about cars but don't know a crowfoot wrench from a distributor wrench. I think I know something about cars, yet I don't know why the name Recaro is so important to ricers.

    I do know what Simpson seats are, are these similar?

    Please, thrall me with your acumen.

    In fact, my ex-boss owns an M3 that falls apart far more than my "jap" car. To BMW, you buy a $60k car, and they give you an $8 POS wrench (to fix the crappy car you just bought) that you'll break within the first week.

    A "POS" wrench? Explain. For despite knowing how to use an English wheel, I'm unclear as to what a POS wrench would be.

    Not to mention, my car would beat said german car in any race, straight line or not, thanks to its 2300lb. curb weight,

    During acceleration, inertia effectively throws the weight of the car back, resulting in less pressure pushing the front wheels into contact with the road. Your little FWD econobox therefore will have a harder time getting traction under acceleration. There's a reason why virtually all classes of professional racing, from NHRA to NASCAR to F1 to Ralleye, do not use front wheel drive cars.

    But I'm sure you already knew that, for you are smarter than I because you know what Recaro seats are.

    Lotus tuned suspension (Yes, thats Lotus, as in Lotus Elise),

    "My Celeron will beat your Cray!"

    "Why?"

    "Because I tuned it."

    [sigh]

    Dude. Does your car have MacPherson struts on the front suspension? Yes? If so, then the very design of your car introduces a handling error that you cannot work around.

    MacPherson struts are popular because they're cheap and light.

    Performance vehicles almost universally use a double-A-arm and coil spring or double-A-arm and torsion bar system, because the pivot during steering can be dead center in the wheel if you have the right rim offset.

    With a MacPherson strut, it's at the top plates. Measure the distance from your struts' top plates to the centerline of each front wheel. The distance from that pivot point to the centerline of the wheel can be seen as the pivot offset, and would be the longest (non-hypotenuse) side of a right-angled triangle. Turn the steering wheel to the end of its travel, measure the angle of rotation about the pivot point, and use sin (theta) = (opposite) / (hypotenuse) to solve for (opposite). That number is how much your wheel moves forward or back within its wheel well as you steer. Less is, obviously, better.

    But I'm sure you already knew that, because you also know that little green Lotus stickers on your fenders make your car go faster, right?

    and AWD. Oh, did I forget to mention the highly turbocharged inline-4? Ooops.

    "All Wheel Drive" = transverse mount front-wheel-drive with a chain driving a slipping clutch differential on the rear wheels. Or some similar variant, where the car is primarily front wheel drive and the rear wheels have only differential power applied.

    Test for that? Jack up the front of the car. Place it on jack stands. Start the car, put your foot on the brakes and then put it into drive. (If you know how to drive a stickshift, you'd put it into 1st gear and let out the clutch at the friction point.) Okay. Your speedometer is moving, but you aren't: your front wheels are spinning, and the rear wheels are stationary. That's All-Wheel-Drive. Differential effect won't couple power to the rear wheels when the front wheels are slipping. So what's the point?

    Slight advantage during cornering, with all four wheels on the ground, but mostly the marketing makes hausfrau think that they won't get stuck in snow.

    Wow. "Highly turbocharged". What's your wastegate set to? How convinced are you that his BMW is "falling apart" whilst your "highly turbocharged" motor is gonna last?

    Take a Celeron 500. Overclock it to 1GHz. Compare it to a Pentium III @800MHz. Wow. You're faster. But how long will it last before thermal cycling cracks the silicon die?

    Oh wait...my car's 13 years old...

    Ah. "Lotus Tuned" and 13 years old. Wow. You've got an Isuzu. You're so cool. People in Kias must look down on you, but you're the envy of every Excel owner.

    Oh yeah, and those Isuzus *do* have MacPherson struts. I've changed them. No, you could *not* outhandle a Beamer. In fact, you couldn't outhandle a 1971 Chevrolet Impala with a loose tie-rod end and a broken sway-bar, but I'm sure you already knew that.

    no you're right, german cars do last longer. Now, let me go find a VW Corrado G60 that hasnt had $3000 worth of supercharger problems....

    Lemme find an Isuzu that's still worth $300 by the time it's 10 years old.

    Have you checked where your A-pillars meet the firewall? The Isuzu Impulse and the Stylus both seem to generate tiny little stress fractures there because there's too much body flex. You might want to pull out your MIG welder and box that area a little.

    Oh... Mommy won't let you have a MIG welder? Wow, that's a bummer. And yet you're inspiring because you've overcome that sufficiently to be such an authority on cars.

    Wow. I bet the chicks just dig your 17-year-old pimply ass in your 13-year-old Isuzu. Does it help you get laid? Can I be your friend?

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