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Dvorak: Discontinue the Mac

paradesign writes "In an 'E-Mac, i-Mac, No Mac', John C. Dvorak makes the claim that the Macintosh should be discontinued. He adds, 'I'm not writing this column as a Mac basher to get attention, although plenty of people will accuse me of doing that.' Worth a read, but keep in mind where its published." I am not posting this as a Dvorak basher to make people realize he is clueless, although plenty of people will accuse me of that.

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  1. haha by tps12 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    John C. Dvorak has been saying this for like 15 years. He's a DOS fanatic through and through. I guess getting attention was just a side effect, anyway. Haha.

    So if he ran Apple, he would do what? Concentrate on selling on OS that ran on discontinued computers? I guess he hasn't been watching Apple's annual reports lately.

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    1. Re:haha by macdaddy357 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dvorak, and his bird cage liner, PC Magazine, are nothing but cheerleeders for Microsoft and Intel. Did I call it bird cage liner? I'm sorry. Putting this at the bottom of a cage where a bird might see it is cruelty to animals even if they can't read.

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    2. Re:haha by DavidRavenMoon · · Score: 5, Insightful
      John C. Dvorak has been saying this for like 15 years.

      Well since he got fired from MacUser magazine anyway... Anyone remember when he used to write a Mac column? He was very pro Mac, but didn't like Apple too much.

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    3. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A long time ago, Dvorak was a HUGE Mac and Amiga fan.

      He used to write for MacUser, and got fired for (rightfully) saying that the company was going to shit. A few years later, in the depths of Apple's despair, guys like Guy Kawazaki got praised for saying the exact same stuff as Dvorak.

    4. Re:haha by WalterSobchak · · Score: 1

      I really enjoyed his columns in MacUser way back when, today he seems spiteful. However, if I only listen to what I want to hear, I will hear nothing new.

      Alex

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    5. Re:haha by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      He was very pro Mac, but didn't like Apple too much.

      Sounds like one of us typical Mac users, then! :-)

    6. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it time John Dvorak became a shoe salesman

    7. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      if I only listen to what I want to hear, I will hear nothing new.

      What if you want to hear something new?

    8. Re:haha by i_am_pi · · Score: 2, Funny

      How dare you desecrate the name of Apple. I love apple. Apple is your friend!

      Pi

    9. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fanatic for MSDOS has got to be the worst of both worlds. A total idiot of Ted Turner proportions.

    10. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To say that the Macintosh should die is like suggesting that the pc-at architecture should die, but the latter claim has more merit to it. Proprietary (and junky) keyboard interfaces, BIOS (YUCK!), ISA cards, floppy disks, noisy metal boxes, RS322 ports, plug-and-pray, segmented addressing, and cascaded interupt controllers need to be thrown into the seventh level of hell with great force. Does this primadonna really think that the latest Macintosh bears much of any resemblence to an 80's Macintosh? What do we care if the name has remained the same all this time? Dumb column.

  2. Misleading description. by jasamaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article didn't bash the Macintosh system itself, rather, it critisized the company's decision to release "sleeker" computers, instead of making more software and better hardware.

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    1. Re:Misleading description. by garren_bagley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I for one like the "sleeker" computers. I put the iMac in the kitchen. The iceburg white goes with the white formica and with the airport card the only chords I need to worry about are power and keyboard. It just looks nice. Industrial design is VERY important. This alone makes it better hardware.

      Plus, I think the hardware is great from a performance point of view and I dropped all my other un*x platforms for OS X.

      Dvorak is a pussy.

    2. Re:Misleading description. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cords

    3. Re:Misleading description. by baka_boy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, Dvorak did mostly the opposite; he singled out the Mac, and Apple, for failing to bring about some mythical "new thing" (i.e., a 'talking computer') that brought about a revolution in computing. His descriptions of OS X were pretty positive, despite the overall tone of the article being highly critical of Apple's technology.

      Personally, I find this kind of whining, psuedo-advocacy bullshit extremely annoying. It's far too easy for media pundits with no programming or interface design experience to complain endlessly about how operating systems and applications haven't advanced since the late 80's, without offering any concrete evidence to the contrary.

      Even the hallow Amiga, BeOS, and other ill-fated "visionary" platforms have failed to move beyond slightly improved versions of the WIMP model for user interfaces, and yet people seem content to deal with their mediocre systems.

      I wonder: is it possible that the general public (random columnists included, of course) are not able to conjure up some immensely more effective model for human/computer interaction? I suppose not; Dvorak obviously has much greater plans for the personal computer, and is simply biding his time until he can unveil the great revolution in computing technology locked inside his massively effective cranuim.

      Give me a break. This isn't news; it's a random thrust for publicity by a mediocre, middle-aged technology columnist whose popularity has waned since he left the safety of the Mac fanatic world.

      My only question is, why didn't he target Microsoft, or IBM, or any of the other massive corporations that seem perfectly content to release year after year of forgettable upgrades and minor enhancements to software and hardware that adheres strictly to the status quo? Apple, of all companies, hardly deserves to be singled out for failing to take heroic measures to innovate in the arena of personal computing...why not put the pressure on the real market leaders (i.e., the folks pulling in the most money)?

    4. Re:Misleading description. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      isnt it obvious? he knows hwo to yank mac users chains to get hits for his trash. Thats the only reason to take such a obtuse and ignorant focus on Apple. He may have had a point if he wrote this in 1996.

    5. Re:Misleading description. by sorrel · · Score: 1

      Massive advances in usability are usually the result of other technilogical advances (nylon stockings spring to mind for no particular reason). What major breakthroughs seem to implicate where interfaces would go next? A gui that mimicked 3d space better would be an advance, but it may be impossible to realise in such an inherantly 2d space as a monitor (and how would you manipulate 3d objects)?

    6. Re:Misleading description. by garren_bagley · · Score: 1

      I guess I've been reading too much sheet music lately. :)

    7. Re:Misleading description. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dvorak sounds the same note, year after year.

      Guess he hasn't noticed that Mac hardware has gotten progressively faster, although not as fast as any PowerPC user would like (owing to Motorola's ridiculous license agreement with IBM, which prevents IBM from shipping the much faster silicon-on-insulator PowerPCs they have had for some time).

      Guess he hasn't noticed OS X continuing to improve in stability and performance, and completely neglects the upcoming Jaguar release, which provides a huge number of new functions, and significantly speeds up the GUI through hardware acceleration.

      Guess he hasn't noticed the big increase in interest in MacOS X from the developer community, particularly from Linux hackers, who like the fact that OS X lets them run productivity apps while giving them very good programming tools (including the best Java support for any platform). And which gives them a potential paying clientele base that far exceeds that of Linux. Let's face it: one of the great appeals of Linux is that it's free, but that lack of cost is more than offset by the lack of commercial opportunity in the user base. Linux people don't want to pay for the OS, and they don't want to pay for applications, either, and heartily resent even paying for the hardware. Hard to make a good software business on Linux. OS X offers a huge opportunity for UNIX programmers.

      Guess he hasn't noticed the quality and feature sets on the latest hardware.

      Guess he's pretty much so out of touch with the Mac world that his comments should be discarded out of hand.

      Jeff Kirk

    8. Re:Misleading description. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why *should* they offer any concrete evidence to the contrary (of their own statement)?

    9. Re:Misleading description. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These were good support for male football players (thanks be to Joe). Probably help protect against scrapes from the turf too.

      Anonymous Coward

    10. Re:Misleading description. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Dvorak is a pussy.

      And you've got no mother or sisters? What's with the woman-bashing, dickhead?

    11. Re:Misleading description. by jglow · · Score: 1

      Give me a break. This isn't news; it's a random thrust for publicity by a mediocre, middle-aged technology columnist whose popularity has waned since he left the safety of the Mac fanatic world. I'd say he was at his peak when he had his show on ZDTV, now Tech TV.

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  3. I like Dvorak by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I read/watch a lot of his stuff since like 1990...At any rate, he isn't half as clueless as O'Reily (of Factor not weblogs which I still cant place). Anyone else see a resemblance? btw The article is a good overview on parts of Mac history, for those of you wondering whether to bother reading the article. Also Dvorak is not suggesting that Apple close shop, but start fresh.

    1. Re:I like Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dvorak is smoking butt crack! PC Ragazine is nothing but a FUD factory. The new macs are wonderful machines, and their new software is the best I've seen since the original Mac.

    2. Re:I like Dvorak by garren_bagley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I actually like Dvorak too. He's pretty funny sometimes. I think he coined the term "porn storm" to describe those sites that will never let you out of their grasp.

      However, he gets WAY to much credit as a visionary or pundit. I heard him say on his Silicon Spin show several times (quote, unquote) "People don't want to edit their videos." I personally know three first time Mac buyers who bought Macs mostly for that very reason.

    3. Re:I like Dvorak by ScumBiker · · Score: 2

      Add me to your list. I bought my new dual 1ghz Mac, just about three months ago. Other than Unix (OS X), the main kickier was the *awesome* video editing capabilities. My x86 box, a 1ghz Thunderbird, totally sucked at video editing. I'll keep upgrading the x86, because I'm a gamer, but the Mac is my main development/video/audio creation platform.

      I read the Dvorak column when it first came out. Believe it or not, he makes a small amount of sense. Apple needs to be leading the pack when it comes to OS innovations. I totally disagree with him that Apple is not innovating though. Apple is just playing with the hardware right now. I mean, isn't a postscript disp[lay interface an advance? Quartz is absolutely beautiful.

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    4. Re:I like Dvorak by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      I heard him say on his Silicon Spin show several times (quote, unquote) "People don't want to edit their videos."

      Like most pundits, he makes the mistake of assuming that what he wants is what everyone else wants. It must be pathetic being as creatively stunted as Dvorak.

      I personally know three first time Mac buyers who bought Macs mostly for that very reason.

      I upgraded to an iMac DV+ a few years ago partially (though I don't know about "mostly") for iMovie. And now Apple's got iDVD, which is even more drool-worthy.

      But I'm sure John will tell me that I don't haave any desire to burn DVDs, noooooooooooo...

    5. Re:I like Dvorak by big_oaf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me too. Especially Symphony No. 9, The New World. (Sometimes classified as No. 5.)

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    6. Re:I like Dvorak by KillerKane · · Score: 1

      Someone, please mod the above up, +1, Funny. The rest of you can go back to prying Celine Dion discs out of your drives.

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  4. i'll go first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pudge,

    you need to be hit with a clue-stick

  5. They did; it was called `NeXT'. by yandros · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unfortunately, it turns out that it was kinda too expensive to ever really catch on. Good chunks of it live on underneath MacOSX, of course, but it's a bit dated now.

    The real answer to ``why don't they give up?'' is because ``people still want to buy their products''. Doesn't seem so hard to understand. Shrug.

    1. Re:They did; it was called `NeXT'. by baka_boy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I read a great Macworld article about the second generation of NeXT boxes, which compared their performance, functionality, and quality to the high-end Macs of the same era (Quadras, for those who remember the 68040).

      The general outcome was that the NeXT boxes were faster, prettier, had better bundled software, and generally kicked the asses of equivalent Mac systems at the time. Of course, there were only a few dozen NeXT-compatible applications at the time, but that was just a matter of time, right?

      IMHO, what really killed the NeXT systems was lack of software, which was in turn driven by their use of Objective-C. Obj-C was a great language, but it wasn't what anyone else used: Mac and Windows folks were committed to C and C++ by that time, and the UNIX world was (as always) all about C, Tcl, Perl, and the like.

    2. Re:They did; it was called `NeXT'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      re: Obj C

      IMO, any competent software engineer familiar with C/C++ should be able to pick up Objective-C within a few days. The syntax is not particularly difficult, and I think Cocoa is a tremendously productive environment (almost scary in how good it is).

      For anyone interested in learning more, I recommend Aaron Hillegass' book Cocoa Programming for MacOS X.

    3. Re:They did; it was called `NeXT'. by rworne · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Consider also that the programming environment was way beyond it's time. In 1988, you had a programming environment that has a lot of aspects found in tools that came much later, like drag & drop GUI elements. Hit a button, and you have your UI prototype/skeleton.

      The problem aside from lack of apps, was the price, Cubes were going for $8K, AFAIR, and that was pricey. Some of the killer apps were the first WYSIWYG Wordperfect, and Lotus Improv. Other great apps like Mathematica and Framemaker were also released.

      This isn't to say there wasn't any problems with design, the optical drives were expensive, slow and clunky. Jobs had the right idea to carry your whole environment with you (OS, Apps, Data) on an optical disk. Now that I think of it, the same thing lives on today in a different way on the iPod. Anyhow, the optical was later an option, and a floppy was added to the cube.

      I cut my teeth on one of these in the early 90's. I rescued a Cube from my college and used it as my Unix workstation for all my programming classes. It made life more pleasant working at home rather than fight for lab machines.

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    4. Re:They did; it was called `NeXT'. by melatonin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Um, this is off-topic, but I guess I'm in a ranting mood.

      IMHO, what really killed the NeXT systems was lack of software, which was in turn driven by their use of Objective-C. Obj-C was a great language, but it wasn't what anyone else used: Mac and Windows folks were committed to C and C++ by that time

      That's a horrible argument. At this point in my reply, I'll just say it's wrong.

      NeXT failed* for the same reason that Be failed. Well, Be failed ultimately because they engaged themselves with a war with MS, instead of trying to make their technology work. They're technology failed (was not adopted) because the only API they had was C++. And that API was just a knock-off of OpenStep anyway (try comparing them sometime). Be was too stupid to learn from NeXT's mistakes; they just copied them outright (Wee, a wonderful new gui, an object oriented api. That's what NeXT brought to the table). For some reason, they thought C++ was a good idea. C++ is never a good idea :) They did worse than NeXT did; at least enterprise found NeXT's Objective-C-based software tools useful.

      NeXT and Be failed because they didn't bring procedural APIs to the table. It's like those dorks on slashdot who keep saying 'Office is on OS X! It can come to Linux now!!'. OS X has apps coming to the table because of Carbon, a procedural API. It has nothing to do with BSD or Cocoa (or NeXT).

      It's a pain in the ass, if not impossible, to graft one object oriented API on top of another. Try porting some Java code to the BeOS, or to Cocoa (without using Cocoa's Java support). Java receives button clicks differently than the other frameworks. You need to be able to tell Java (or whatever OOP framework your code came from) that you got a button click. This is easy to do with a procedural API like Carbon. In Cocoa, you'd have to let NSButton tell you it's been pressed, and somehow pass that off to... whatever replacement you have for Java's event stuff; because you won't have that Java button anymore (any code that wanted to access that Java button is garbage; with Carbon you can simulate that Java button).

      The main diff is that OO-frameworks give you already built objects. Procedural APIs give you raw materials. You can rebuild your car with raw materials, but you can't rebuild your inline-6 engine from an inline-4 that someone handed you.

      This is why the original Rhapsody project was killed. It was f'n stupid. Office, Illustrator, Photoshop, etc would have to be rewritten from scratch. From scratch, not a port. I remember reading a MacTech article about bringing your apps to the Be OS. The main tip was, "if you're app is already factored into back-end, and front-end parts, it's easy to port to the BeOS! Just throw out your front-end code and write it again! Otherwise you're SOL."

      *NeXT probably would not have failed if they had pursued WebObjects. But that didn't happen. Apple didn't pursue it either, which was really stupid.

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    5. Re:They did; it was called `NeXT'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > IMO, any competent software engineer familiar with C/C++ should be able to pick up Objective-C within a few days. The syntax is not particularly difficult, and I think Cocoa is a tremendously productive environment (almost scary in how good it is).

      The parent comment was not about what could be done; you're right, Obj-C is easy enough for a C/C++ programmer to pick up.

      The point was that too few C/C++ programmers wanted to. Inertia is as strong here as anywhere else.

  6. I think John Dvorak should be discontinued, by Mordant · · Score: 1

    instead.

    1. Re:I think John Dvorak should be discontinued, by doooras · · Score: 5, Funny

      i agree, he should be replaced with a new model, John Qwerty, maybe ;)

  7. What an idio.... well maybe not by zenyu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a fresh young undergrad I worked on a zooming user interface (Pad++). It was pretty neat, eventually Sony got bought the right to use it when developing the PS2, but at some point killed the project. (Their version could put any Java app into a zoomable window. Though they never did X11 apps.)

    There's all those wearable computing folks too, talking to their computers all day.

    And I'm sure there are a few other good WIMP replacements out there too, but they never seem to be adopted by the big boys into shipping products. What gives?

    It seems like Apple has the kind of user that would try a new UI, like say telling your mp3 player what you want to listen too. But they are too focused on little improvents, just like their PC Bretheren. It may make for a profitable company but there's something wrong with our industry if only mediocre products can be profitable.

    I'm not blaming Apple per say, Jobs had to save them from early death. But I don't the Dvorak is either (ignoring the Slashdot headline and reading the article, oh /. I have sinned.)

    1. Re:What an idio.... well maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And I'm sure there are a few other good WIMP replacements out there too, but they never seem to be adopted by the big boys into shipping products. What gives?
      ZUIs aren't neccessary or useful for more than 99% of applications, unfortunately.

      I think we'll get them, eventually. The interface will have icons made out of SVG, and the text is already vectors. I think it will go that way and then maybe some ZUI-style applications (where zooming is part of the interface - and not just a zoom).

      New interfaces will come through in mainstream evolution - not mainstream revolution.

      Mainstream talks alot about revolution but that's all marketing ;)

    2. Re:What an idio.... well maybe not by baka_boy · · Score: 2

      Apple has two diehard, core groups of users: education/home types, who don't know the difference between RAM and a hard drive, and creative professionals, who just want the damn computer to get out of the way while they run Photoshop, Final Cut Pro, or whatever.

      Neither group cares about, or wants to deal with, some amazing new advance in HCI technology. Voice recognition, gesture-based control, and 3D UIs are all great academic concepts, but they have yet to be adopted and understood by the general public. People who don't care about computers as objects of techno-lust, and only want to get real work done, tend to ignore "amazing" technologies that don't already plug in to the latest version of Office, IE, and Photoshop.

      Granted, it's a sad state of affairs, but more or less unavoidable given the fact that absolutely computer-illiterate people drive the strong majority of the technology market. For every avid /. reader, there are 500 people who just want the box to run their web browser, email software, and games, and don't care how cool the underlying tech is.

    3. Re:What an idio.... well maybe not by ScumBiker · · Score: 2

      I think you missed a group. I know of quite a few diehard developers who are Mac heads. Mostly, they are into it because of BBEdit (I think...). The guys I know that use Macs all develop embedded software and are EE's. At least that's been my observation.

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    4. Re:What an idio.... well maybe not by dalamcd · · Score: 1
      Granted, it's a sad state of affairs, but more or less unavoidable given the fact that absolutely computer-illiterate people drive the strong majority of the technology market. For every avid /. reader, there are 500 people who just want the box to run their web browser, email software, and games, and don't care how cool the underlying tech is.

      Wait, wait. How do you define "computer-illiterate?" I am a diehard home Mac user, and I use it to... run my web browser, email software, and games, and also a couple other things (AIM, IRC, iTunes).
      I'm very computer literate: I can go on and on to you about the guts of this li'l G3 iMac I own, lamenting about its cons and praising its pros; I'm getting fairly good at the UNIX stuff because, damnit, I want to know all my computer can do (go OS X); I'm an avid reader of /.; I know PHP and Perl; I co-run a fucking comic based on Angband, of all things.

      Now. While I said I could go on and on about the guts of my iMac, I don't really _care_ beyond wanting it to run this game, or this application faster. I picked up most of my hardware knowledge from reading /. comments at -1, nested.
      Does this make me one of the clueless herd?

      I'd use any innovation that made my computer more of a joy to use, be it hardware or software.

      I've used both voice recognition and a 3D UI (I'm discounting the gesture recognition in Black and White), and, well, they sucked.

      I'm sort of rambling here because, well, I'm fairly unable to find your point. =) You seem to be saying that because most Mac users (and don't forget PC users) don't want to technology that--at a consumer level, anyway--is nowhere near helpful when bought at a consumer-level price, they are "computer-illiterate." _I_ think that most of 'em are like me: They'll try just about anything, but if it doesn't make the experience better--either through bad design or because it's not sufficiently advanced--they won't use it.

      dalamcd

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    5. Re:What an idio.... well maybe not by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's a sad state of affairs that computer-illiterate people drive the strong majority of the technology market.

      A computer should have a simple enough interface that 95% of people can be sat down infront of it and do what they need to do. Computers should be as easy to run as the interface of a car.

      I'm an avid slashdot reader, and all I want is for the computer to work. I understand the differences in RAM technology, cache size, all that garbage. But I just want a computer to work. I think Apple gets it, with the iMac, eMac, iMac LCD, Towers and the books. Just make computers that work.

      When iPhoto came out I watched the ZD or Tech TV piece with John Dvorak and some other fellas talking about it. Dvorak was going on and on about how on Windows he could do the same thing with the combination of 3 programs for Windows that were free and he didn't get why iPhoto was a big deal.

      That's the problem I have with Dvorak. He doesn't understand end users. I have 400 users at my work. None of them want to hook a digital camera up and have it take 3 programs to get thier pictures to a webpage.

    6. Re:What an idio.... well maybe not by rworne · · Score: 1
      Wait, wait. How do you define "computer-illiterate?" I am a diehard home Mac user, and I use it to... run my web browser, email software, and games, and also a couple other things (AIM, IRC, iTunes).
      Um, yeah, but you are here on Slashdot. Both ends of the "curve" are here, not the middle. The technophiles at one end, and the trolls (making up for the clueless users) on the other.
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    7. Re:What an idio.... well maybe not by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      But was the user interface *Better*? and in what way? I am very interested in UI and often take a look at interesting UI projects. Some of them are interesting, some are "cool" but very few seem to be all that much better at what they are FOR than what we currently have. Zooming around in a 3D environment is cool for a game but doesn't add much other than eye-candy to a file browser. Some of the projects using innovative meta-data are interesting and are the ones most likely to lead to some real advances.

      Don't get me wrong, the research is worthwhile and over time someone will have a new idea with the potential to revolutionise UI. But for now there doesn't seem to be anything out there that is worth the kind of fundamental shift that Dvorak is blaming Apple for not making RIGHT NOW.
      As an aside I DO tell my mp3 player what I want to listen to ;) Granted it's just a couple of brain dead Applescripts in the speakable items folder rather than some amazing UI improvement.

    8. Re:What an idio.... well maybe not by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      i don't think that's fair - because you're ignoring the massive achievement that was Newton. newton was the new "Mac" that Dvorak wants, that Apple couldn't afford to keep it going (who really knows whether they could or not, we do know that steve was very cool towards it) was extremely sad, but the achievement stands. we MAY be about to see elements of Newton come back to life in Ink(well), but no-one yet seems to know how far reaching this might be. I'd urge anyone with a passing interest in computer interface design to find a Newton MP2100 and take a close look at it, it was really a very advanced system.

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    9. Re:What an idio.... well maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > As an aside I DO tell my mp3 player what I want to listen to ;) Granted it's just a couple of brain dead Applescripts in the speakable items folder rather than some amazing UI improvement.

      Ooops, you've missed your own point: that "speakables" folder, with those customizable scripts, driven by a good speech recognition engine, is the amazing UI improvement!

  8. Easy answer by tm2b · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's an easy answer to the question, "Why not come out with a new computer?" This applies to anybody else in the industry as well as Apple.

    Software is why most people buy and use computers - not many outside the geek community are interested in playing with a machine with no applications.

    It's the software, stupid. A new system that was substantially different from the old ones (in a way that Dvorak, who pooh-poohs the substantial 680x0 -> PPC and Mac OS -> NeXT/Mac OS X transitions - the most radical transformations you can get while maintaining compatability, means) would not be able to seamlessly run old software.

    BeOS was the last platform that looked like a major contender, and it didn't get anywhere. Why? As well as having no name recognition, there simply wasn't the body of applications for it.

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    1. Re:Easy answer by baumanj · · Score: 2, Informative
      BeOS was the last platform that looked like a major contender, and it didn't get anywhere. Why? As well as having no name recognition, there simply wasn't the body of applications for it.

      As an early user of BeOS on PPC, I have to disagree. There were quite a few applications, and after BeOS shifted their focus to x86, the number grew dramatically. What really doomed BeOS? It was Microsoft's confidential agreement with vendors that forbids installation of any other OS alongside Windows. 99% of computer users just use the OS their computer comes with. If people could have bought dual-boot or BeOS only boxes at Walmart it may have had a chance.

      The terms of MS's contracts with vendors was at one point a part of the antitrust case against them. Gil Amelio even testified. However, the feds chose to focus on the browser issue for some reason.

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  9. Wow, what a piece of complete BS by GrandCow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why, exactly, does Apple maintain this line of machines instead of starting fresh or at least introducing something new with fresh legs. The Mac has become the AS/400 of desktop computing, except for the fact that it's prettier. Of course, if Apple never moves forward, what happens to the copycat Windows platform?

    For people who read the article, they'll notice that what I quoted is the intro paragraph. That's all I had to read to realize that the author is full of it. Macs aren't ready to die. On the contrary, they are blooming. Macs are one of the few computer brands that are actually profitable right now. Look at the computers that are being sold. Most people buying systems want to spend $800 or less. People will then go ahead and drop $1500 on a Mac system. Why is this? Because a Mac is a niche market system. There is special hardware and software that people are paying for. It's never going to explode onto the desktop (again) and take over the Windows community, even though the Mac zealots would really like it to.

    The Mac exists for a small group of people, and also in my opinion as a testing ground for new technology. Would your PC have a USB port on it right now if it wern't put onto a Mac first for B. Gates to notice and snap up? How bout IEEE 1394? In a year or two you'll have a DVD burner on your system (many people already do). What systems did they originate on? The Mac.

    Apple never moves forward? Riiiiight. On the contrary... Apple moves EVERYONE ELSE forward. Linux/Unix/BSD can't move the market. On the X86 systems there is not enough pull from those communities to get hardware like USB or IEEE put in as standard, so the job falls to the Mac systems to get the attention of the rest of the world when newer technology comes out.

    I'm not a Mac person. I have many P3 and P4 systems in my house and like it that way. I'm also one of the few /.'ers that will actually admit that I like WinXP. It does everything I need it to, and is rather stable. In fact I don't even know how to use linux very well. Anyways, I'm not a Mac person... but I can see that it has a place in the market and will have a place for a very long time to come.
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    1. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DVD Burners originated on the Mac? Man you fucking hippie Apple lovers are STILL freebasing. Go buy a real computer, sissyboy.

    2. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by garren_bagley · · Score: 1

      Right on.

      I think we are all getting pretty used to a fast rate of change. What would once have been termed revolutionary is now deemed evolutionary. Imagine bringing someone from 10 years ago forward to see your new flat-panel iMac. Editing video? What's a browser? Wireless what? Gee that screen looks pretty sharp. What's an mp3?

      Dvorak could just as well say "We should just discontinue automobiles. Nobody has come up with anything really revolutionary in 100 years!"

    3. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Analog+Penguin · · Score: 1

      I think he means Apple was the first to bring semi-affordable DVD burners to consumer products. Of course they didn't invent the damned things. Don't tell me you honestly believed that's what he meant.

    4. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Would your PC have a USB port on it right now if it wern't put onto a Mac first for B. Gates to notice and snap up?

      I maintain, and I know I'm not alone, that the USB port on the PC came out at least as early if not earlier than it did on Apple hardware. I know that all my older Pentium socket 7 motherboards had the USB header on them long before Windows 98 came out. Even my oldest Pentium 166 motherboard has a USB header, and all I had to do was go to CompUSA and buy the short connector-cable to bring it out to the case edge and use it.

      USB didn't become mainstream and popular until it was incorporated in Windows 98. It has nothing at all to do with the timing of it's introduction on Apple machines.

      I agree there is a place in the market for the Macintosh computers, but it's the botique market. Kind of like the Buick, when most people are driving Chevies. (no, NOT some fancy European sportscar... the Mac is NOT a Mercedes- that niche is filled with SGI, HP, or Sun hardware).

    5. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 1, Interesting

      hmmmm, the car metaphor.
      I liken stock PCs to the Kias and Hyundais out there. I liken macs to the mercedes and ferarris. Why? Because SGI and Sun make 18 wheelers. They can haul a bunch of ferarris for thousands of miles without stopping at the speed of a fast Hyundai.

      Makes sense? good. Also, macs Suns and SGI boxes have manual transmissions, PCs have automatic transmissions.

      hmmm..........and my mac plus is a tricycle made by a german toy company..........

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    6. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should make your .sig a proper URL.

    7. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by DavidRavenMoon · · Score: 3, Interesting
      USB didn't become mainstream and popular until it was incorporated in Windows 98. It has nothing at all to do with the timing of it's introduction on Apple machines.

      I know you want to believe that, but before Windows had USB support, Apple introduced the iMac and forced Mac users to use USB. Yes, PCs had USB ports, but you couldn't do anything with them, and there were no USB peripherals available anyway.

      Do you notice how all those early USB peripherals were translucent and came in colors? Did that have anything to do with Windows 98? Of course not! All that stuff was made for the iMac craze... it took a few years for PCs to catch up with USB, just like with Firewire.

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    8. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      USB didn't become mainstream and popular until it was incorporated in Windows 98.

      Ummmm Apple introduced the iMac in May 1998 and it shipped in August. So how did Windows 98 have anything to do with it?

      Apple was first with USB support.

      YOu are complete BS

    9. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple forced it's entire user base to buy all new perpherials! Boy it really takes balls to shaft their customers like that. Apple sure is great!

      Now, why is their marketshare steadily going down to nothing... I just can't figure it out.

    10. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by medcalf · · Score: 2

      For years, Dvorak has basically been rehashing one theme: Apple's only purpose in life is to develop new products for M$ to steal. Time after time, his recommendation has been to kill off the Mac, and develop something new and radical, so that M$ can incorporate it into Windows; or to add new cool features with no sales value, so that new technologies can be matured for Windows. In all cases, he avoids saying that M$ should innovate. Apparently, taking a risk of failure should fall on those companies which compete with one's pet platform, in Mr. Dvorak's world.

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    11. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      Yeah market share is sooo important when you're pulling in 1.4 - 1.6 BILLION dollars in revenue this quarter... compare that to AMD for instance who only is bringing in like 700 - 900 million a quarter and even Intel is only looking at 900 - 1 billion. What's a few hundred million, when you've got market share? Seems to me that the 'PC' market is well divided into many many companies that have the equivalent of Apple's market share, making Apple more than competitive as a company.

      Microsoft is the only company that's a monopoly on market share out there. Apple is just competitive enough to do well (meaning they get and retain between 3-6 percent during any given period).

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    12. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by SN74S181 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, come on. There was buzz in the technical community about USB for several years before Apple or Microsoft had support for it in their operating system. I remember getting all the sample connectors from the big vendors, and all the hype about the 'great thing coming' and all that.

      USB didn't come from Apple OR Microsoft. My point wasn't one about a horse race between those two entities. I'm just tired of people claiming it's yet another 'Apple Innovation.'

    13. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I should, but I'm too lazy and stupid to do so :)

      I'll work on it, one of these days...

    14. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by lamz · · Score: 3, Funny

      USB didn't come from Apple OR Microsoft. My point wasn't one about a horse race between those two entities. I'm just tired of people claiming it's yet another 'Apple Innovation.'

      No iMacs weren't the first computer to ship with USB ports. They were, however, the first computer to ship WITHOUT serial ports or parallel ports or any other ports to hook up keyboards, mice and printers. Apple forced adoption of the USB standard. No PC company has balls that big, and that's what really irks people about Apple.

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    15. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even bother to read his post before firing off at the keyboard, ya moron. He doesn't even own a Mac.

    16. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, yeah, the blue clear cases of the USB peripherals all were made to match the BSOD.

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    17. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Apple did not invent USB -- they did invent FireWire -- but USB would very likely still be in obscurity if Apple had not forced the issue by including it on the iMac.

      As always, Apple drives the computer industry forward.

    18. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      USB was there.

      Windows 95 didn't support it, Windows 98A had very crappy support for it. Remeber Bill Gates BSoD'ed Windows 98 by plugging in a scanner.

      In the spring of '98 there were ports on some motherboards but there were very few USB devices to buy.

      Then at WWDC '98 the iMac came out. Legacy free, just USB. Then it took off.

    19. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      It's actually closer to saying BMW because nobody has come up with anything really revolutionary in automobiles in decades.

    20. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by jeblucas · · Score: 1
      I maintain, and I know I'm not alone, that the USB port on the PC came out at least as early if not earlier than it did on Apple hardware. I know that all my older Pentium socket 7 motherboards had the USB header on them long before Windows 98 came out. Even my oldest Pentium 166 motherboard has a USB header
      Isn't that because INTEL came up with USB? There it sat, an obviously superior bus when compared to PS2, languishing on motherboards (without cables, fer crying out loud) until Apple noticed it, said, "This is better," and incorporated it. Something Windows knows a lot about--surprised they didn't do it first.
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    21. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really really a sad statement about the Mac Zealot community that they insist that everything be a battle of their Mac pitted against Windows (or in an earlier era, 'IBM').

    22. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by DavidRavenMoon · · Score: 2
      Apple forced it's entire user base to buy all new perpherials! Boy it really takes balls to shaft their customers like that. Apple sure is great!

      The only new peripheral I had to buy was a USB printer to replace my aging Apple printer.

      It turned out to be a good thing, because I can go out and buy any new peripheral and it will probably work out of the box... like my MS Intellimouse optical.

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    23. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean Bill Gates is Potsy Webber or Ralph Malph?

      Or, do you have something against good old Richie?

    24. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by daviddennis · · Score: 2

      At the time the PowerMac G4 was introduced with the SuperDrive, DVD burners were going for $5,000 each. The whole PowerMac G4 system cost $3,500 with the SuperDrive.

      In short, Apple was the first company to make a reasonably affordable system that recorded DVDs.

      D

    25. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by pbrice68 · · Score: 1

      ANd yet, everyone always says that Mac's are expensive.

      They seem expensive at first glance. But when you look at the specs, they are really competively priced. They may be slightly higher in price than a comparable Wintel machine, but expensive...?

    26. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      So maybe Dvorak's real problem is that he's a closeted Mac user, but is afraid to "come out" because his Wintel-using peers will shun him?

    27. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by smallduck · · Score: 1

      The Mac exists for a small group of people, and also in my opinion as a testing ground for new technology. Would your PC have a USB port on it right now if it wern't put onto a Mac first for B. Gates to notice and snap up?

      Apple didn't cause the adoption of USB on PC motherboards, rather they kickstarted the market for USB devices.

      Even before iMacs came along, PC motherboard already had USB (can you say Intel). So lots of PCs had USB ports, but nobody used them. As I understand it, Microsoft's USB support in Windows was either nonexistent (in win95) or flaky (in win98), so there were very few USB devices and even fewer suck^H^H^H^Hbuyers. blah blah chicken-egg blah

      What Apple did with the iMac was cause a huge new market for USB *devices*. This was because the iMac had no other ports (except net & phone (and no floppy drive :-o)). Like a big, round, plastic, bondi blue clue-hammer smooshing the chicken & the egg together in one swift (if somewhat effeminate) blow. Mmm, chicken omlette.

      The hypothetical question is instead: without Apple, would your PC's USB ports still be unused? Would PC users still be using a parallel port to connect printers or lame devices like zip drives & video capture boxes? (or do PC users still do that anyhow?) or MP3 players?! (shudder)

      And about the column.. Dvorak is a stupidhead. "[Apple should start] fresh or at least introducing something new". Funny, it looks to me like Apple has already been reinventing its hardware & software to good effect for about 4 years now, increasingly so. I suspect he really means Apple should start making Wintel boxes. Out.

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    28. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Apollo 13... Far and Away... need I go on?

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    29. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No iMacs weren't the first computer to ship with USB ports. They were, however, the first computer to ship WITHOUT serial ports or parallel ports or any other ports to hook up keyboards, mice and printers. Apple forced adoption of the USB standard. No PC company has balls that big, and that's what really irks people about Apple.

      Check out the new ABit motherboard - not a legacy port in sight. It'll be interesting to see who uses it in an off-the-shelf system..

    30. Re:Wow, what a piece of complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. I "upgraded" from a P.O.S. accelerated 486 board with (WOW!) pci slots to this P.O.S. "accelerated" 586 board with pci slots and (WOW!) onboard usb ports. Never used them though. I got so sick of two years of slow performance, quick obselescence, and general flakiness of that box that I got a whole new system. I eventually got a usb mouse. Any one want any serial mice? Got plenty.

  10. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a fucking loon!!! Pls don't post dvorack articles anymore, he's just a troll.

  11. One paragraphed idea stretched so he can get paid by SandSpider · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As near as I can tell, he's saying that Apple is the only innovator in the entire computer industry, and that computers are only worth using if they from how they work currently. He's using your basic Shock Jock technique of yellow journalism to generate controversy (Oooh, I'll pick on Apple and people will yap for days about this one!). And, look, it's worked. I've subbed some words in the article to try to put things in perspective:

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    Isn't it about time the Personal Computer was simply discontinued--put down like an old dog? Why, exactly, does everyone maintain this type of machine instead of starting fresh or at least introducing something new with fresh legs. The computer has become the horse of electronics, except for the fact that it's prettier. Of course, if nobody ever moves forward, what happens to the television?

    I'm not writing this column as a computer basher to get attention, although plenty of people will accuse me of doing that. I recently noticed a lull in the computer buzz, however, and I'm now beginning to see the personal computer as an old hound that can't hunt.

    Let's look at the recent computer offerings. The industry made the PC available to the public after initially saying nobody would ever buy it. The PC is the desktop version of the mainframe, and similar to the original mini-computer, built with a display in a small package. The company also rolled out some beefy computers for tech-heads who like running massive Web sites with PC technology. The obvious next iteration of the computer will be the current l33t-looking PC with a bigger screen and probably new colors. After that, what is the industry going to do?

    Remember that in 80's the PC arrived amidst a flurry of experimental activity, much of which was triggered by the Commodore Pet. IBM PC-Jr was designed with ideas lifted from the Eniac. The PC-AT was an improvement, but apparently there hasn't been a new idea since.

    [...] [Getting lazy]

    Having said that, why can't the industry take its genius to the next level and bring out a completely new machine that is not a Personal Computer? The answer is obvious if we look at recent history and compare it to the era when the PC was invented. Here's the problem. This supposedly creative business of high technology has invented nothing that compares with the IBM PC-AT in over 20 years. All the R&D money has been diverted, mismanaged, killed by zealous bean counters, or simply wasted. Most of the big R&D labs have been closed or cut back. All the R&D seems to be in semiconductor technologies, which is because that particular business is more of a psychopathic rat-race than anything else and you get eaten by the rats if you miss a step.

    So perhaps I have answered my own question regarding putting down the old dog called PC. The industry has nothing it could possibly replace it with. There is no new idea out there short of a talking computer. And the technology for the talking computer is decades away.

    In fact, the old dog will not be shot, but up with hormones, and patched with reconstructive surgery, instead. The PC will go in the only direction possible: big design. The next era will be like the car business in the 1950's. Lots of chrome, big fins, and a new model every year. Form over substance.
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  12. Apple is dying by tps12 · · Score: 0, Troll

    John C. Dvorak has now confirmed: Apple is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Apple community when recently Dvorak confirmed that Apple accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all computers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Apple has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Apple's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. The eMac is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Fact: Apple is Dying

    BTW, anyone notice that googling for "BSD is dying" brings up BSD is dying? Interesting.

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  13. Does he understand computers? by gbooker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OS X, with its underlying Unix kernel, an update.

    That is an understatement.

    The new kernel was necessary to better manage today's networked multimedia.

    More like to handle crashing apps without taking out the whole system.

    Apparently Apple has done the impossible [in creating a user friendly unix].

    Well, at least he gives Apple some credit.

    Having said that, why can't Apple take its genius to the next level and bring out a completely new machine that is not a Macintosh?

    They have, it is just under the same name.

    There is no new idea out there short of a talking computer.

    Well, Apple has the idea of a digital hub, and they are implementing it quite well.

    Apple has done many new thing with their computers; it just happens to retain the name "Macintosh." They now have the option of dual processor (OS 9 just couldn't do it well), better perefereal connections, different processor than they had a decade ago, rack mounting, and many others.

    The professional has gained a lot from these advances. Could you imagine editing a movie on your computer a decade ago. What about a hollywood level movie (Anyone else see the thanks to Final Cut Pro at the end of SW ep2?).

    But, what about the consumer:
    They can create their own movies quite easily with iMovie and the Firewire connection (another Apple invention).
    There are also Digital Cameras, MP3 players, and a whole list of others that I am forgetting right now..

    Just about the only thing that is the same about the Mac is that it is still a computer. The OS has changed, and so has a lot of the hardware. The Mac has more life left in it that Dvorak would like to admit. Part of it will change; that is inevitable, but it will likely be a Macintosh as long as Apple is in business.

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    1. Re:Does he understand computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      He's complaining that Apple needs a completely new OS. But they already have one: OS X.

      It seems to me that all he wants is a new name.

  14. Old journalist who needs to be put to rest by d0n+quix0te · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it about time the John Dvorak was simply discontinued--put down like an old dog? Why, exactly, does John Dvorak keep putting out his aged crap instead of starting fresh or at least introducing something new with fresh legs. Dvorak has become the Ann Landers of journalism world, except for the fact that she's prettier.

    I'm not writing this post as an ageist to get attention, although plenty of people will accuse me of doing that. I've noticed a complete lack of intellectual content of this column for ages, and I'm now beginning to see John C. Dvorak as an old hound that can't hunt.

    Some one give this man a shotgun. Or help him contact Jack Kevorkian.

    1. Re:Old journalist who needs to be put to rest by tb3 · · Score: 1

      Oh, please, go post that on the feedback section of his page.

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    2. Re:Old journalist who needs to be put to rest by msouth · · Score: 2

      exactly what I was thinking when I read it.

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    3. Re:Old journalist who needs to be put to rest by BalkanBoy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Don't bash Dr. Kevorkian. The man's a one of a kind humanist, and someone made reference above that Apple has balls - well, if Apple has balls, then Kevorkian has had them earth sized for the last 10-15 years.

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  15. Excellent Points by Spencerian · · Score: 2

    And kudos to you for having an insight in the general computing industry that few people, particularly people such as Dvorak and many IT professionals lack.

    The Macintosh brand is a stable brand, but Dvorak does raise an interesting point. Since Apple is one of the few companies that seem to be able to reinvent itself, perhaps they should consider reinventing the Macintosh in another brand name that's more in line with the product's diversity (it's a business computer, it's a graphics box, it's a recreation box, it's a floor wax, dessert topping and more, et al.) I can see that a name change, even if Apple never changed the basic design, may make a better market pitch to IT professionals whose name sours on the word "Mac."

    Usually Dvorak doesn't have a clue. He might have one here, although he's generally wrong in his basic point of the article.

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    1. Re:Excellent Points by kootch · · Score: 3, Interesting

      so basically he is right (accidentally) because he touches on the issue of confused marketing behind the use of the "macintosh" brand

      understandable. I think apple has muddled the waters in what it means to be a "mac". this doesn't mean the "mac" is dead, but I think it's entirely warranted that they re-evaluate the brand name.

      why not start at their OS level. MacOSX and MacOSXS. Hell. Remove the "mac". OSXS should not be run on what is quintessentially the macintosh... a little home computer that has a smiley face when you boot it up and originally came with a built in handle.

      MacOSXS running on XServe... you hardly want to bring the idea of a "mac" into the picture, you want it to be seen as a serious piece of computing equipment with a serious operating system. Kill the bouncing shit in the docking bar on the server. Kill the fluffy shit. A little less "mac" and a little more serious.

      anyway, it's getting late and this is just a rant now. enjoy.

    2. Re:Excellent Points by Rivard · · Score: 1

      Who is inovative, Dell?

      If anyone is innovating it is Apple, because at least they are using the same plastic molds for their machines as Gateway, Dell and Compaq. But, aside from that, Apple is actually putting in things that are useful, you mentioned DVD Burners, they are creating innovative software. And software is the new field, not hardware. Hardware is growing, but there is only so much we can do with it, without good software.

      We are always going to stagnant with a good product: cars with four wheels, whose complaining? We are, of course, limited by the architecture of our minds and the wants of our society, but it isn't the Macintosh's fault, nor it's problem.

    3. Re:Excellent Points by Rivard · · Score: 1

      Embarassing correction: I meant "If anyone is inovating it is Apple, becase at least they ARE NOT using the same plastic molds for their machines as Gateway, Dell and Compaq.

      Mi apologi

    4. Re:Excellent Points by scenic · · Score: 2
      you can kill the "bouncing shit". Hell, you can even kill the GUI itself if you get pressed for RAM/Speed (can you do that in Windows yet? :-).

      I disagree with you about this. Apple is careful to focus on the Unix side of OS X in all of it's marketing about the XServe. I just saw an ad in JDJ or one of those rags that focused on an open terminal in a Mac.

      OS X isn't necessarily as "Mac" as you put it, and it's really there to replace Windows boxes in the server room. Personally, I don't look at Windows file servers "as a serious piece of computing equipment with a serious operating system." It has the same desktop heritage as the original Mac OS (though the various Windows version are better than the previous Mac iterations). OS X on the other hand starts from Mach and BSD, which has serious computing equipment with serious OS heritage.

      So, if you can run a Windows 2K Server box, you can easily run an XServe with OS X Server.... I'm not sure I see the difference. Which means, I'm not sure I see your point about not bringing "Mac" into the picture.

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    5. Re:Excellent Points by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      The case should determine what OS is running? You mean I can't run Linux servers on my white box consumer machine? Talk about a double standard.

      The guts are the guts and the plastic should fit with the room but if it doesn't, I won't cry because that's *really* putting form over function.

      I'm just waiting for the Mac home server to come out with Inkwell and voice recognition built in. $10k for the modular, expandable setup and you get your talking home running computer from a million science fiction stories. The technology should be affordably in place by OS 11 and it'll get folded into new home construction costs.

      Oh, and the plastic is not likely to be rack mounted but wall mounted like a lot of PBXs.

    6. Re:Excellent Points by rworne · · Score: 1
      I'm just waiting for the Mac home server to come out with Inkwell and voice recognition built in. $10k for the modular, expandable setup and you get your talking home running computer from a million science fiction stories. The technology should be affordably in place by OS 11 and it'll get folded into new home construction costs.
      Oh, great. You are giving me the chills, since the first thing I thought of reading your post was that old book/movie "The Demon Seed"
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      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    7. Re:Excellent Points by kootch · · Score: 1

      what I meant to say more clearly was that by removing "mac" from certain product lines, you remove the connotations of "this is a machine only for my kids" as well as all of the other old connotations about what they can and cannot do.

      now, i'm not saying remove "mac" from all of the lines, but specifically from the ones geared towards the businessess marketplace.

      "mac" brings about thoughts of home computing in cute boxes. and although they keep the cute boxes, they also have more serious 'wares to sell.

      same with win2k server. yes, it's windows... and it's always been windows. but regardless of how stable it is, you always have reminiscent connotations of your old win95 box always giving you the blue screen of death... doesn't matter if win2k server doesnt do that anymore, but your mind will put windows == blue screen.

      with MacOSX and MacOSXS switching to bsd/mach, wouldn't it make sense to try to make as much of a break as possible from the "mac" connotations?

    8. Re:Excellent Points by Drizzt+Do'Urden · · Score: 1

      You are telling Apple not to do what they are trying to..

      They want to Mac to be looked at like a Unix platform with a nice GUI, they advertise the GUI, they advertise the Unix underpinnings, and they make products specialised products that use both differently.

      They want to get the consumers to think : "It's a Mac, and you can do all this on it".

      Getting the "Mac" out of the Pro machines is exactly what they DON'T want to do..

    9. Re:Excellent Points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for the guy that Chiat Day's copywriter asked about a "geeky" way to promote OS X. So "sends other Unixes to /dev/null" came out of a conversation in my server room.

  16. Dvorak needs to be specific about what is outdated by Picass0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Remember kiddies, don't smoke crack before writing a magazine article like Mr. Dvorak.

    "Why, exactly, does Apple maintain this line of machines instead of starting fresh or at least introducing something new with fresh legs."

    The G4s of today are a far cry beyond the Motorolla 68000 based Macs of the early eighties.

    If it's software that's his problem, OSX is the very fresh start that he speaks of, but he is too blind of biased to see this. Apple has managed to maintain some backward compatability with OS9 and step into the UNIX world with one fell swoop.

    Just what the hell is the bug up his ass?

    The only thing Apple could do that would be more progressive is a full port of OSX to the x86. But that would mean war with Microsoft.

    That would be a hell of a thing to see.

  17. Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In any kind of 'independent' internet site such as this, you have to look at where their funds are coming from. Most likely one of Apple's competitors has sponsored this article to try to counteract the successes that the real people ads are having. This Dvorak guy gets some kind of bonus, or his magazine gets a big advertisement sale, and then he has to write an article. Its a logical possiblity, since you have to wonder why he is writing this article now, and not 3 months ago or 3 years ago. Most PC magazines get paid off to do many of their articles, its a fact of life, but these kinds of writes don't deserve attention.

    1. Re:Follow the money by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Are the real people ads that successful? I didn't like em much, but have been considering a Mac since the Emac came out. Also, the Xserves seem quite cheap compared to a similarly equiped Dell with Windows. I had noticed the beginnings of buzz about them but attributed it to those, rather than the ads.

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    2. Re:Follow the money by Laplace · · Score: 2

      dude, buy a new eMac, iMac, or iBook. Preference from least desirable to most. I picked my iBook up for about 1K. It is the coolest. Powermax is the place to look. Install OS 9.2, OS X, Fink, and OroborOSX.

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    3. Re:Follow the money by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      I think it's too soon to measure the effectiveness of Apple's "Real People" campaign, since it's only been about a week so far.

      On the other hand, the endorsements seem to be genuine. Check out Aaron Adams' extensive writeup on his computing experiences (warning: lots of geek cred!) and how he ended up in an Apple commercial.

  18. Mac is the preferred digital file format of PC Mag by Pronoun54 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was wondering if I should send my advertisement to them in a format that is no longer going to be around. It seem like I would have to pay extra to send a Windows native file.

    This is in their media kit

    Ziff Davis Media publications are produced in a 100% digital pre-press, computer-to-plate environment. We therefore require digital materials for advertisements running in our publications.

    Preferred digital file formats for advertisements are:

    TIFF/IT P1, Scitex CT/LW, & QuarkXPress 4.04 Mac Native files, collected for output, including all fonts & graphics. Please contact Production Department before sending any digital files besides these Preferred Mac application files (additional charges may apply).

  19. DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK!!! by kevin+lyda · · Score: 1, Redundant

    all the hits will only encourage this idiot.

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    1. Re:DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK!!! by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1, Redundant

      it's too late for me, but since i've already clicked, i can mirror the artical :)

      E-Mac, i-Mac, No Mac
      June 17, 2002
      By John C. Dvorak

      Isn't it about time the Macintosh was simply discontinued--put down like an old dog? Why, exactly, does Apple maintain this line of machines instead of starting fresh or at least introducing something new with fresh legs. The Mac has become the AS/400 of desktop computing, except for the fact that it's prettier. Of course, if Apple never moves forward, what happens to the copycat Windows platform?

      I'm not writing this column as a Mac basher to get attention, although plenty of people will accuse me of doing that. I recently noticed a lull in the Mac buzz, however, and I'm now beginning to see the Macintosh computer as an old hound that can't hunt.

      Let's look at the recent Apple offerings. The company made the e-Mac available to the public after initially saying it wouldn't do so. The e-Mac is the educational version of the i-Mac, and similar to the original i-Mac, built with a display in a fancy package. The company also rolled out some blade computers for Mac-heads who like running massive Web sites with Mac technology. The obvious next iteration of the Mac will be the current Luxo-looking i-Mac with a bigger screen and probably new colors. After that, what is Apple going to do?

      Remember that in 1984 the Mac arrived amidst a flurry of experimental activity, much of which was triggered by the Xerox Star and the Apple Lisa. The Lisa was designed with ideas lifted from the Xerox Star. The Mac was an improvement, but apparently there hasn't been a new idea since.

      There was a moment around 1992 when IBM and Apple were going to consolidate the Mac into a PowerPC architecture. The two companies entered into a joint venture called Taligent to develop the next generation OS. This was actually a good idea. This group incorporated Apple's so-called Pink development folks, but it eventually fell apart, leaving Apple with a development gap from which it never fully recovered. During this era there was much talk about a common reference platform that could standardize the PowerPC chip as a serious competitor to x86 processors. IBM began working out the details of its DesktopOS, a complex architecture that was to use personality modules that would let it pretend to be anything it wanted. This ambitious concept never saw the light of day.

      The Taligent fiasco was unraveling amidst a series of inconsequential Apple CEOs who ran Apple like a tire company. After they nearly tanked the operation, Steve Jobs was brought back to add some flair, but underneath the glitz the new Mac was still the old Mac. OS X, with its underlying Unix kernel, an update. The new kernel was necessary to better manage today's networked multimedia.

      The most interesting aspect with OS X is the way Apple managed to take a Unix kernel and turn it into a user-friendly OS with a charming desktop and Mac GUI. Curiously, no other company has been able to manage anything like this. The Linux folks are said to have legions of coders whose sheer numbers are supposed to be the big threat to Microsoft, but they have gotten nowhere close to what little ole' Apple has accomplished in the operating system arena. In fact, if you even bring up the issue of Linux as a possible desktop replacement, members of the Linux crowd will almost always tell you that it's not ready. Only the folks at Lindows.com even consider the possibilities. Apparently Apple has done the impossible.

      Having said that, why can't Apple take its genius to the next level and bring out a completely new machine that is not a Macintosh? The answer is obvious if we look at recent history and compare it to the era when the Mac was invented. Here's the problem. This supposedly creative business of high technology has invented nothing that compares with the Xerox Star in over 20 years. All the R&D money has been diverted, mismanaged, killed by zealous bean counters, or simply wasted. Most of the big R&D labs have been closed or cut back. All the R&D seems to be in semiconductor technologies, which is because that particular business is more of a psychopathic rat-race than anything else and you get eaten by the rats if you miss a step.

      So perhaps I have answered my own question regarding putting down the old dog called Mac. Apple has nothing it could possibly replace it with. There is no new idea out there short of a talking computer. And the technology for the talking computer is decades away.

      In fact, the old dog will not be shot, but up with hormones, and patched with reconstructive surgery, instead. The Mac will go in the only direction possible: haute design. In fact this is the only direction for computing in general. The next era will be like the car business in the 1950's. Lots of chrome, big fins, and a new model every year. Form over substance. If you, the reader, see it differently, I'd like to know how. Get in the discussion and tell me.

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  20. Blades? by Nipsy356 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice he metioned Apple blade servers? This means one of two things: He's let an Apple cat out of the bag He doesn't know the difference between a blade and a 1U server Either way, this does not lend credibility to his argument.

    1. Re:Blades? by angelo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Just send them to go out and pick up a pack of razor head replacements. It suddenly becomes apparent what they mean when they say 'blade'

  21. I don't get his point at all by Leimy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes the G4 PPC technology is kinda old but so is Dvorak :). Shouldn't he also be replaced. I am tired of hearing the same old shit.

    Sadly enough he makes a decent point... what next? Of course he has turned a blind eye to the XServe and the potential for the G5 and G6. Not to mention all the really good software technology present in OS X.

    What the hell more could he want? The all-digital flat panel monitors are second to none IMO for the price. [I was skeptical of the price/value of them until I bought one... holy cow is it cool].

    I have to disagree with this... Perhaps he hasn't noticed that Apple has been doing new things because they are doing new things in software and not hardware so much [except the XServe of course].

    Oh... and it wasn't the Xerox "star" it was the Alto. Oh yeah... and Xerox was notorious for developing stuff they didn't market and basically invited Apple to come look at all of it. That story has been told so many times no one knows what the hell happened anymore. *sigh*.

    I think this article was written from a completely different perspective than the one I see. I generally like Dvorak but this article just makes me think he is blind.

  22. What you need to realize about Dvorak.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Basically, the dude has a major issue about his masculinity. Remember when he got all that attention for saying that the clamshell iBook was for girls? Well, guess what: he said it about the original Mac, too.

  23. Entropy? by The+Mainframe · · Score: 1

    This article simply doesn't hold together. He [Dvorak] makes statements against the Mac in one paragraph and then contradicts or disproves them the very next. This article isn't worth discussing, even as something that makes people angry. In fact, that's the only reason I can see for him to write it... Personally, it sounds to me like a rant based on assumptions made from little or no research.
    I'm sorry, Mr. Dvorak, that you've come to this. There are a number of excellent online journalism classes... take one.

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  24. THIS JUST OUT by vought · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Dateline: PC Magazine Fantasy Compound


    John Dvorak, noted PC World columnist, has reported for the very first time that Apple is irrelevant.


    Dvorak could not be reached for comment, although his agent noted that "John's probably just off his meds again".


    Seriously. Dvorak seems to forget that Apple HAS reinvented the Mac into something quite different and novel - through Mac OS X.

    A Mac in OS 9 is one thing...but a Mac in OS X is a completely different computer. Dvorak either needs some hits on his portion of the PC Magazine web site, or he's just feeling mean.

  25. Hardly even worth a reply by 2starr · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I wish I could think of a better phrase for it, but that article is a complete POS. Let's think about it, shall we:

    1) Releasing the eMac after original not: they did it becuase they're pushing the envelope so much by having their entire line use LCDs that they've hit up against the bleeding-edge problem of LCD supplies and prices not meeting expectations. I think flexability and admitting you didn't make a good decision is a good thing. In any case, it seems like he should at least wait for the sales figures before he calls it a bad decision.

    2) The OS isn't moving forward: Need I comment? Well, I will because it's just too stupid to pass up. Apple's moving to a more UNIX-centric OS. So is Sun (embracing Linux, they already had Solaris), IBM (embracing Linux over AS400/AIX/etc.) and the rest of the market (see growth of Linux). I just saw an article in Network World (I think) that projected 12 million Linux installations by 2006. Clue: if you think everyone but you is crazy, you may have it backwards.

    3) Why can't Apple bring about an entirely new machine: well, I think other people have made good points about the digital hub. It strikes me that he wants something here but doesn't know what. Yes, I'd like the computer from Star Trek too, but we can't have it yet.

    4) There's a post (supposedly from him) pointing to an article on The Register that implies that Apple's given up on advertising to anyone but "Dummies and Losers". Quite the oposite: I've seen Apple in more technical places lately than I ever have. I'm a Java programmer, so I'll talk from that angle. They were HUGE at JavaOne. They've a two-page spread in almost every Java developer magazine talking about the virtues of Mac OS X. It's just not true! Just like Dell's got the "Dell Dude" and yet hits the server market pretty hard, Apple has a two-sided strategy.

    Well, I've ranted long enough, but hopefully you got the point that I think this guy is full of crap.

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    1. Re:Hardly even worth a reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Apple's moving to a more UNIX-centric OS. So is Sun (embracing Linux, they already had Solaris), IBM (embracing Linux over AS400/AIX/etc.)
      You make good points but, erm, how are (Solaris --> Linux) or (AIX --> Linux) moves to "more UNIX-centric" OSes ?!?
    2. Re:Hardly even worth a reply by 2starr · · Score: 1
      Yeah, you're right. That came out wrong. I meant to say that they're moving towards a more standardized UNIX. (Not so much with Solaris, but AIX seems pretty different to me. I'm not an expert though, so I could be wrong.)

      I guess I meant to point out that they're moving more towards Linux and BSD. IMHO, those seem to be emerging as the major players in the future.

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  26. Re:Dvorak needs to be specific about what is outda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dumbass.
    Truman called himself a jelly donut

  27. Just for laughs by bsartist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's my favorite quote: "There is no new idea out there short of a talking computer. And the technology for the talking computer is decades away."

    I selected the above, right-clicked on it, and chose "speech/start speaking" from the context menu. I got quite a laugh out of hearing my computer talking about how a talking computer is decades away. :-)

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    1. Re:Just for laughs by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For that matter, my TI 99/4A with the Speech Synthesizer add-on could say anything that I typed, and that was 20 years ago! It just required a short BASIC program, about 6 or 7 lines.

      I guess you're also using OmniWeb? I'd never tried the Speech tool before tonight. Works pretty good, but I don't plan to use it often.

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    2. Re:Just for laughs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and... When you say "Hello computer..."

      It says....

      Quack!

      See it does know you...

      Talking computers probably wont have screens or one-button mice...

      The point the clown was not making very well is that we look to apple fo innovation and they have nothing out of the ordinary planned... Sad but true....

    3. Re:Just for laughs by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Of course, you both realize that he's talking about a computer you can talk to as well as one which will talk to. Of course, Apple has a solution for that, too.

      Computer: close window

      Gotta love speech preferences.

    4. Re:Just for laughs by PythonOrRuby · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're already a Mac user, then what Apple has coming is evolutionary. But for the PC folks who test the waters, it's a revolution.

    5. Re:Just for laughs by glenmark · · Score: 2

      Funny you should mention that in reply to the previous message. There was a 3rd party speech recognition device for TI-99/4A (blanking for a moment on who made it). Fun playing base ball by speaking the names of the positions where the ball was to be thrown...

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    6. Re:Just for laughs by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I don't really remember reading about it at the time, but it sounds vaguely familiar (I was in high school, and couldn't afford anything fancy for my TI99/4A, which is still sitting in my basement, complete with the programming manual and some carts).

    7. Re:Just for laughs by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 1

      I remember reading about it. Never have been interested in sports games, though. Did the speech recognition program work with anything besides the baseball game? I don't remember much. That was also near the end for the 99/4A, after they actually came out with an ugly beige version.

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    8. Re:Just for laughs by glenmark · · Score: 2
      There were a handful of games specifically marketed for the speech recognition system. Never saw an SDK for writing code that used it.

      Yes, it was very near the end. Alas, the 99/8 never saw the light of day...

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  28. Market not important by extrasolar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You say that GNU/Linux won't move the market. Free Software transends the market. Apple moves the market. Free Software moves the world.

    1. Re:Market not important by TWR · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Free Software is almost invariably copycat software. They are clones of existing products. Sure, sometimes they become better than the original (Apache has passed the original HTTPd), but there's no innovation there. Linux users complaining about Microsoft's lack of innovation are the pot calling the kettle black.

      You can make loony rantings about "transcending" the market, but the market isn't the issue. Pushing the state of art is. Free Software, by and large, does not push the state of the art.

      -jon

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    2. Re:Market not important by extrasolar · · Score: 2

      "Free Software is almost invariably copycat software. They are clones of existing products. Sure, sometimes they become better than the original (Apache has passed the original HTTPd), but there's no innovation there. Linux users complaining about Microsoft's lack of innovation are the pot calling the kettle black."

      There is innovation, but you can't see it in the clouds. They are more engineering innovations rather than "Whoa, look -- a new interface". The gems of the free software movement are usually overlooked. Such as the emacs editor -- written completely in the free software community and often duplicated both by other hackers and corporations. And guile, which I've been investigating recently. Its a scheme interpreter that tries to make interoperation seamless between the scheme world and the C world and is the official GNU scripting language.

      In truth, there's a lot out there that I haven't looked at yet. That's one of the things that makes free software exciting. Look at fresco and the hurd. These emerging projects may or may not make a huge difference in the free software landscape.

      The problem I see is that there's a lot of outside demand for software to work a certain way. Eventually the hackers seem to oblige this demand.

      "You can make loony rantings about 'transcending' the market, but the market isn't the issue. Pushing the state of art is. Free Software, by and large, does not push the state of the art."

      I'm serious about transcending the market--its not luny at all. I was replying to the idea that the market is important.

      I've been running wholly free software for a while now. A lot of people think that we use it because its cheap. Well, anymore, I don't even think about cost anymore. I'll buy a new distribution when I think its ready, but for the most part I download software off the internet. As long as it has an acceptable license, I'll run it if I find it useful. And I'm continueing to look for ways to contribute back.

      It really is an ecosystem not based on money or a market at all. A lot of it is people curious about the technology they and wanting to learn more about and extending it. I believe thats what free software is all about. Where as proprietary software corporations see that as infringing on intellectual property. So they rather make their end-users helpless users of technology. Free software is about empowerment.

      As far as the state of the art goes--we'll see. It ain't over yet.

      (* now this is a rant, my previous post was not)

    3. Re:Market not important by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      Yeah, web servers and web browsers haven't changed anything, have they? It was that visionary Bill who invented the Web, not some goddamn hippie scientists giving away their software.

    4. Re:Market not important by TWR · · Score: 2
      And Mosaic was Open Source, right? How about Netscape Navigator or Communicator, before IE started kicking its ass? How many of the original web servers were Open Source?

      -jon

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  29. why ibook is the way to go by Laplace · · Score: 2

    With a USB keyboard (i suggest Keytronic), USB mouse (Microsoft Optical Trackball), and a 17 inch or greater monitor (Apple Studio Display 17) you get a kick ass desktop and a kick ass laptop.

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    1. Re:why ibook is the way to go by lamz · · Score: 2

      Moderate Drunk

      ...and reply to your own posts.

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      It will challenge your head, your brain, and your mind.

  30. Re:Dvorak needs to be specific about what is outda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong. JFK.

  31. Re:Mac is the preferred digital file format of PC by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 1

    No surprise there; aren't most of the world's magazines down with Quark? At least that's what I've heard for years.

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  32. SENSE OF HUMOR? by tps12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh, anyone who interprets that as a real troll is a moron. It was a (rather uninspired, I'll admit) parody of the classic "BSD is dying" troll. I was trying to point out that Dvorak is essentially trolling for Mac users with his article. The correct mod would be "+1 Funny" or nothing, if you don't have a sense of humor.

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    1. Re:SENSE OF HUMOR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you proabably were trolling.

      Say mods, would I get modded up if I tell you how to mod my posts? Would you mod a "Macs Suck" troll post if I mentioned it was a "joke" and you should mod it +5 Funny.

    2. Re:SENSE OF HUMOR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry. My sense of humor doesn't include that sub-genre known as "LAME humor." If you want to be funny, try being original. I just wish I had the moderator point to knock it down one more and this one besides.

    3. Re:SENSE OF HUMOR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done!

  33. He won't even try a Mac by Morky · · Score: 1

    A later response from Dvorak in the user comments: "I doubt that I would think much differently if I had a Mac. I already like aspects of the Mac -- especially its faux snappiness and its looks. Also since others have done this exercise I would naturally be inclined to be hyper-critical rather than agree with others unless the evidence was overwhelming. You also have to note that in much of the popular press the writers are ALL Mac users. They use Macs at Forbes, John Markoff of the Times is a Mac user. Steven Levy of Business Week. I can make a huge list. All these guys are worried sick that they'd have to change if Apple failed and it frightens them. Few are into computers although they write about them. My XP machine which is loaded to the gills now with oddball software has been running flawlessly 24/7 for weeks and weeks. Astonishing. I wonder when it's going to break. So I'd have to comapre it to XP. It's something I'll consider, but..." Then why do you think you have a right to an opinion on the Mac?

    1. Re:He won't even try a Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, he sees no point in writing a review unless he can find something to tear to shreds? What, he likes being the black sheep to much amongst his media buddies to risk his feelings of superiority to give it a fair shake and write up the positives? He sounds like a man who hasn't REALLY used a mac in years and certainly not OS X for a period of time to have a real or fair opinion of it. He is what he sounds like, a ignorant old asshole.

    2. Re:He won't even try a Mac by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      Maybe Dvorak is afraid of the revelation that all those other writers are smarter than he is?

  34. Re:Mac is the preferred digital file format of PC by Pronoun54 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, they are, however Quark and inDesign are available for the windows PC and some magazines are layed out with a windows PC. I just thought it was strange to see a writer bash Apple, when the magazine he writes for uses the computers he says should be dicontinued.

    Now this is proof that art directors don't always read the content of the magazine they work for(myself included sometimes)!

  35. Don't get taken in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, these guys drag this crap out whenever they needed to turn some banner ads... just ignore him...

  36. Computers and Cars by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    Lets see...

    IBMs - Mercedes
    Dell - Chrysler
    Apple iMac - Smart, new VW Bug, new Mini
    Apple G4 Tower - BMW, Benz SLK, Caddy CTS, Z8
    Sun Servers - Freightliners
    SGI - Peterbuilt
    New HP - Nissan/Renault
    Generic PC - Kia, Lada, Seat
    Gateway - Mid 80s Fiat
    Mid 90s Apple - Chevy, Pontiac, Ford family car
    G4 Powerbook - 911, Vette, BMW 850, Viper
    Sony - Concept Cars, it looks nice but it doesn't hold togeather

    1. Re:Computers and Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple iMac - Smart, new VW Bug, new Mini

      More like

      iMac - New VW Bug

      iBook - Mini Cooper

  37. Re:Dvorak needs to be specific about what is outda by msouth · · Score: 2

    The only thing Apple could do that would be more progressive is a full port of OSX to the x86. But that would mean war with Microsoft.

    well, thr problem is that it would mean war with commodity hardware producers. Apple is not, like Microsoft, primarily a software company. It is not clear that making OS X run on intel hardware would be a good thing. One reason that things work so well on the Mac is that they have complete control over both the hardware and software pieces. If people suddently quit buying Apple hardware because they could get OS X on cheap, commodity Intel stuff, you would have two problems. One, Apple doesn't get money from hardware. Two, Apple doesn't control the quality of the hardware that OS X has to run on.

    The (fairly well substantiated, I think) rumor is that they do, in fact, have a port for x86, but have decided not to release it for something like the above reasons. There might even be early releases out there of Rhapsody that ran on x86, but I don't remember for sure.

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  38. Fetishism by kalidasa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seems to me that if Apple just called the iBook the NeXTBook, and called it a NeXT computer rather than a Macintosh, they've have answered all of Dvorak's objections in one fell swoop.

    And immediately have lost 99+% of their market.

    Apple computers are called Macintoshes for the same reason that Microsoft's XP operating system is called Windows: Windows XP has little in common with Windows 3.1, but MS wants to market to loyal Windows customers. If they had called it Whistler, would it have sold so quickly? Not likely.

    Same with the Mac: Apple is basically fooling long time Mac customers into buying a PPC-based NeXT box by falsely calling it a Macintosh and including a few pretty graphics. When you've got a fiercely loyal customer base, you do incremental changes, or disguise sea changes as incremental changes (Carbon, anyone?).

    I lusted after the first NeXT box I ever saw, but couldn't afford the $4K price tag. I snapped up the first NeXT computer I could afford. I don't care that it has an Apple on the lid, I don't care that it still has OS 9 in it (though I'll admit I like such technologies as Firewire, 802.11b, and the like, all of which seem to work better, and to arrive sooner, on the Mac than on Wintel machines), and the Aqua finder is an improvement over the old window manager. There are what, 2,000 people in the world like me? And 2M who'll buy anything with the word Mac on it.

  39. digital hub concept == "new thing" by msouth · · Score: 2

    I think Apple may actually have a much better idea than coming up with a new computer (although firewire, digital video editor, all-digital flat panel display, new Unix core (so now it can be a first-class server, too--what more is it, exactly, that Dvorak wants), and that is to see a new role that the computer is taking on (the "digital hub") and then refining their machine to do really well in that role.

    Then, instead of coming up with this mythical new computer thingy, they could just come out with software components that make it easy to plug your other digital devices in (iMovie, iPhoto, iTunes) and maybe a few cool little digital devices of your own (iPod, i[Newton] ).

    There's your "new computer"--it's an imac with a detachable mp3 player, digital camera, digital video camera, and (soon, please!) the Second Coming of the Newton.

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  40. Write Your Own Mad-Lib Column by White+Roses · · Score: 4, Funny
    Isn't it about time the [product] was simply discontinued--put down like an old dog? Why, exactly, does [company] maintain this line of [product type] instead of starting fresh or at least introducing something new with fresh legs. The [product] has become the [vaguely similar product in different segment] of [market segment], except for the fact that it's prettier. Of course, if [company] never moves forward, what happens to the copycat [competing product]?

    I'm not writing this column as a [product] basher to get attention, although plenty of people will accuse me of doing that. I recently noticed a lull in the [product] buzz, however, and I'm now beginning to see the [product] as an old hound that can't hunt.

    Let's try it out:

    Isn't it about time the Beetle was simply discontinued--put down like an old dog? Why, exactly, does Volkswagen maintain this line of cars instead of starting fresh or at least introducing something new with fresh legs. The Beetle has become the Mack Truck of compact cars, except for the fact that it's prettier. Of course, if Volkswagen never moves forward, what happens to the copycat Ford Focus?

    I'm not writing this column as a Bettle basher to get attention, although plenty of people will accuse me of doing that. I recently noticed a lull in the Beetle buzz, however, and I'm now beginning to see the Beetle as an old hound that can't hunt.

    I'll just ship this right over to AutoWeek. I'm sure they'll print it.

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  41. Not Apple Category Material by greygent · · Score: 4, Funny

    This story shouldn't have been put under the Apple category. Perhaps the Slashdot staff should include a new "Short Bus" icon and category for this kind of stuff (and Jon Katz).

  42. John 'Chowderhead' Dvorak by blakespot · · Score: 4, Funny
    Isn't it about time the Macintosh was simply discontinued--put down like an old dog? Why, exactly, does Apple maintain this line of machines instead of starting fresh or at least introducing something new with fresh legs. The Mac has become the AS/400 of desktop computing, except for the fact that it's prettier. Of course, if Apple never moves forward, what happens to the copycat Windows platform?
    • Ok John, I've heard your question however strange.
    The most interesting aspect with OS X is the way Apple managed to take a Unix kernel and turn it into a user-friendly OS with a charming desktop and Mac GUI. Curiously, no other company has been able to manage anything like this. The Linux folks are said to have legions of coders whose sheer numbers are supposed to be the big threat to Microsoft, but they have gotten nowhere close to what little ole' Apple has accomplished in the operating system arena. In fact, if you even bring up the issue of Linux as a possible desktop replacement, members of the Linux crowd will almost always tell you that it's not ready. Only the folks at Lindows.com even consider the possibilities. Apparently Apple has done the impossible.
    • Asked and answered, it seems. Split personalities, John?


    blakespot

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  43. where is MSFT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why critcize AAPL? The last innovative thing MSFT did (which wasn't illegal, AFAIK) was NT3. Which still isn't UNIX. My company Dell, running the more recent W2000 hard crashes more often than an old Mac OS running OS 7.5.2 that I had--and 7.5.2 was pretty much the most buggy version that ever made it out of Cupertino.Yea, I know I'll get a bunch of people claiming to have kept W2K up for weeks running servers. I run day-to-day office software and that has NOT been my experience. More importantly, though, Macs are easier for a lowly User like me to to maintain than Windows machines. There is almost nothing that breaks that I can't fix myself. They make more sense TO ME than Windows machines. As for talking computers-- how about talking horses? Remember Mr. Ed, the sitcom with the talking horse from the '60s. Amusing, perhaps, but useful? People who knock WIMP never seem to have anything SUBSTANTIVELY better.

    1. Re:where is MSFT? by Newtlink · · Score: 1

      NT3 innovative?? they has to steal from OS/2.. not to mention bastardize HPFS..

      MSFT's last innovative thing was... hmm.. how to screw the consumer and protect an illegal monopoly..

      oh, and Dell sucks, DUDE..

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  44. Can't put down Dvorak by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

    because the Supreme Court ruled today that executing retards is cruel and unusual.bb

  45. Dvorak is just upset with Apple... by Decimal+Dave · · Score: 1

    ...because Mr. T kicked his a$$ the last time he complained about their products.

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  46. That isn't really what the guy said by daviddennis · · Score: 2

    Free software does move the world - or at least the computer side of it - by giving people access to software they otherwise could not afford.

    So we have millions of people running Linux who would not normally be able to afford a Unix at all. And we have thousands of people running mySQL and PostGresSQL who could have never afforded a SQL database.

    Without Linux, FreeBSD and Darwin - all open source projects - Unix would be dying since it would not be cost-effective compared to Windows.

    I agree with you that free software isn't innovative as software, and that's why I use MacOS X at home. It's a great deal more innovative than anything out of the Linux camp, because it takes a driving force like Steve Jobs to create something truly brilliant and new.

    But that should by no means allow us to underestimate the importance of free software. It's just a different kind of importance.

    D

    1. Re:That isn't really what the guy said by TWR · · Score: 2
      Unix wouldn't be dying without Linux, FreeBSD, or Darwin. Solaris and AIX and IRIX and other *NIX variants have all had their place in high-end servers and workstations for years. What Linux et. al. have done is allow Unix in low-end servers and workstations.

      The importance of free software has been to bring the cost of high-end software down, but only certain kinds of high-end software. What it really shows is that a certain level or type of programming expertese has become a commodity. People who want to make a living as programmers need to consider the ramifications of this.

      -jon

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  47. apple computers are their most alluring yet by catwh0re · · Score: 1
    it's interesting to see him put a negative light on the tech industry, implying that apples (and all other r&d efforts) are pointless. he needs to realise that the current computer isn't about you wearing it or being able for it to make your coffee,

    no, it's direction seems to be the digital hub (as jobs puts it), this is mainly shown by the fact that apple is making money for once. as for hardware, he isn't really paying attention to 3gio and other serialised standards, and the short term future motherboards which will feature hot swappable hardware additions like lego *just add this lego-brick for high speed mp3 encoding*

  48. Re:Mac is the preferred digital file format of PC by rjung2k · · Score: 1

    I just thought it was strange to see a writer bash Apple, when the magazine he writes for uses the computers he says should be dicontinued.

    Strange? It's the de facto standard procedure for years. If the Winlots realized what computers were used to produce their favorite magazines, they'd all suffer brain aneuryisms from the contradiction.

    As writer and publisher Scott Kelby noted, you can buy graphic and design and publishing magazines that are Mac-specific, because there's a big enough market for that stuff. You can't find anything like that for Windows, because nobody serious about publishing would touch it with a ten-foot pole.

  49. All on Apples shoulders? by wazzzup · · Score: 1

    I'll never understand why people think Apple sucks or is dead or should be dead if they don't change the face of computing every two years. Why not point this harsh look at innovation (or lack thereof) at Dell. The biggest thing Dell has done recently is change their case from beige to black. Did they develop an OS? No. Did they develop the hardware? No. The only thing they've developed is the case and they plug off-the-shelf components into it. Whoopee. What about Microsoft? They've got 42 billion in the bank yet nary a mention of their responsibility to innovate and change the industry.

    Dvorak is the guy that asks his son why he didn't get an A+ when the kid brings home an A.

    1. Re:All on Apples shoulders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, be careful about Microsoft's "responsibility" to change the industry. They are planning to change it -- in a big way.

      Just check out their new "Palladium" endeavour, and marry that to their .NET strategy.

      For lack of a better expression: God help us!

  50. Time for the marketing weasel! by sg3000 · · Score: 2

    > perhaps they should consider reinventing the
    > Macintosh in another brand name that's more in line
    > with the product's diversity (it's a business computer,
    > it's a graphics box, it's a recreation box, it's a floor
    > wax, dessert topping and more, et al.)

    There is no way in hell that Apple is going to kill off the "Macintosh" brand name until something bad happens (e.g., Some terrorist named Mac N. Tosh kills 50,000 school children in a horrific poisoning involving McIntosh apples).

    Companies work for years and spend millions of dollars to build brand names, and they don't toss them aside without good reason. Very few computers (or regular products, for that matter) have the same type of recognition. For example, how likely are you to be able to figure out who builds the following: Accsys, Dimension, Inspira, Achieva, Presario, Millennia, Evo, OptiPlex, etc. You might be able to figure it out if you've got one on your desk, but if someone says Macintosh, chances are better they'll figure out it's an Apple, whether they like the product or not. That type of brand recognition in the industry is something other computer makers would kill for.

    Dvorak's article isn't as much of a troll as he usually does (the title is an order of magnitude worse than the article itself), but that point still doesn't make any sense. One thing that has to be understood is that Apple did kill the Macintosh. If you think of the Macintosh as a 68xxx-based computer running the Mac OS -- keep in mind, Mac OS 9, although more advanced than the original OS, was still the original OS -- then Apple did kill it. The new Macintosh runs Unix, has the PowerPC, and is a very different machine.

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  51. Re:Mac is the preferred digital file format of PC by Drizzt+Do'Urden · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  52. right complaint, wrong target by g4dget · · Score: 3, Informative
    This supposedly creative business of high technology has invented nothing that compares with the Xerox Star in over 20 years. All the R&D money has been diverted, mismanaged, killed by zealous bean counters, or simply wasted. Most of the big R&D labs have been closed or cut back. All the R&D seems to be in semiconductor technologies, which is because that particular business is more of a psychopathic rat-race than anything else and you get eaten by the rats if you miss a step.

    I fully agree with this. The state of computer research is depressing, and funding for it is very limited.

    However, Dvorak's attacks on Apple or Linux are ill-founded. Both Apple and the Linux community are pushing the envelope within the limits of what is commercially feasible or practical. Neither Apple nor Linux developers are charities. In order to survive, they have to deliver tools and environments that programmers and users trained in the current, outdated paradigms can deal with.

    The real culprit is the US government. Due to a quirk in military funding and the cold war, it used to fund research lavishly and often independent of short-term commercial considerations. But in the spirit the radical free market ideology that has gripped most of the government, research is now largely only funded if people can answer the question "what is it good for in the short term", or "how many jobs will it create in my state before I face re-election".

    Of course, it should also be said that some innovative ideas in programming are out there, if you know where to look. And it should also be said that the "low hanging fruit" has been plucked in the 20th century--most of the easy, gee wiz, solutions have been found.

    1. Re:right complaint, wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't agree with that. Look at the 3D creative side of the market. NVidia comes out with a new killer card all the time and the animation business is whipping up new stuff that is mindblowing all the time. OK so Xerox invented the GUI and all that and Ethernet. Well once you have invented the wheel, how much better can it possibly get? Now that we have this marvelous foundation of technology, it can't change that much as it is being used to go further and create other advancements that are beyond just better interface or a new kind of connectivity. Now that we have the foundation, lets build a wonderful house and not worry about the foundation. If the foundation is constantly modified, how is anything supposed to get done on top of it; if we have to continually adapt to new interfaces and change our methods of work we will never get anything done. Its not depressing to me especially when I see animated movies getting better and more like live action all the time. Or when I can get a new graphics card to do modeling/gaming for 300 dolalrs that has twice as many transistors as my processor. Although, I can agree with you on the software side of this arguement(with exception to the 3d animation market, they make new software all the time), there really is nothing exciting going on there in the commercial realm of software (except for Mac OS X, what a beauty!!!).

  53. Re:Dvorak needs to be specific about what is outda by Picass0 · · Score: 2

    No. JFK called himself a Jelly Donut.

    A "Berliner" is a person from Berlin, while "ein Berliner" is a goop-filled pastry. Kennedy mixed it up.

    Churchill said "We are all worms, but I believe I am a glowworm."

    Harry S. Truman said "Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."

    I'll make sure not to kick you.

  54. bad moderation - as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    browsing at -1 i only see the artical mirrored in it's entirty once. i'm not saying that the parrent isn't karma whoreing, but it sure as hell ain't redundant either

  55. Taligent? Pink? by sulli · · Score: 2

    Gawd, did this guy go to sleep in 1992 and just wake up long enough to write a column?

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  56. A Slight Twist by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
    ...

    Isn't it about time the automobile was simply discontinued--put down like an old dog? Why, exactly, does BMW maintain this line of machines instead of starting fresh or at least introducing something new with fresh legs. The 320i has become the Edsel of automotive transportation, except for the fact that it's prettier. Of course, if BMW never moves forward, what happens to the copycat Ford/GM automobiles?

    I'm not writing this column as a car basher to get attention, although plenty of people will accuse me of doing that. I recently noticed a lull in the BMW buzz, however, and I'm now beginning to see the automobile as an old hound that can't hunt.

    ...

    I won't continue; you get the point. As someone else pointed out, it's staggering to note the incessant yammering of half-baked columnists who insist that someone needs to completely re-invent the graphical user interface. What do you think they want?

    Seriously? What do they want? Is it not possible that the steering wheel has been used in cars for decades because... it works really well for aiming a car where you want it to go? Is it possible that a mouse is simply the most effective tool for pointing on a 2D screen? (er, trackballs etc. notwithstanding...) Is it possible that this just works, and works well?

    Seems to me, we need a new interface when we arrive at a completely new output mechanism for computers. That is, a mouse works great for your flat, 2-dimensional, no-parallax screen. If you had a (oh, I don't know) 3D screen, you'd need a new device, and ergo, a new interface, right?

    I can't give any credence to these writers. They are emoting loudly from their anuses.

    On a side note, Dvorak is an artful troll.

    .r

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    1. Re:A Slight Twist by dcobbler · · Score: 1
      I can't give any credence to these writers. They are emoting loudly from their anuses.



      Yeah, those were more or less my sentiments exactly.


      I just bought a brand new iMac G4. It's an excellent computer. It's the second Mac to enter my house and join the home network so maybe we're becoming a Mac family (and I don't care).


      After reading this article I was sitting here thinking, "what's this guy's problem? This is probably the best computer I've ever owned." But the moment passed. Like people here have been saying, this guy is simply being paid to troll. And being paid by a company that gets a lot of advertising dollars from Apple's competitors. Not that that would make any difference to him, I'm sure.

      Digital Cobbler (www.digitalcobbler.com)

  57. I can make the same argument for PCs. by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    I can make the simalar argument that the PC is an out of date archecture that needs to be replaced with something new and the fact that windows really hasent changed much sience 1995.

    Its not an argument if someone can give the same responce back for the other side.

    He seems fixed on the idea the name of the computer is a Mac and sience it has the same name it must be old and out of date. Lets use cars. I drive a Toyata Camry comparing the 2002 model with the mid 90s model you see a big difference in the car. The Camry is more luxerius then the little boxy camry of the past. The same is true about Macs. They keep the name but there are verry diffent. I mean they even have a differnt archecture then the old macs. You cant say that about PCs.

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  58. Trolling by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2
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  59. Misinterpretation by cappadocius · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It seems like the description of the article gives a misleading picture of the article (not that the first few paragraphs of the article don't as well).

    He's not saying that the mac is the worst thing out there and should be discontinued, he's saying that it is the best thing out there and should be discontinued. Though breifly, he states clearly enough that MacOS is better than copycat Windows or too-difficult-for-the-desktop-user-GUI Linux.

    My interpretation is that Dvorak expects that because Apple claims innovator status (I would agree with Apple) it should be coming out with some revolutionary new thing. The modern computer in general is obsolete and Apple should abandon the Mac for this "new thing."

    Problem is this: Dvorak never even hints at what this revolutionary new product should do. He seems to forget that it is necessity (or at least desire) that leads to innovation. The Mac provided something people needed -- a GUI that a home user could handle. Dvorak doesn't even address what void exists now and how Mac does not fill it.

    In my way of thinking, what people want now is stability and streamlined use of the web. OS X has those features in mind. Dvorak discounts the new OS as merely eye-candy and beautification akin to fancy chrome on a car. My experience is contradictory, though. OS X has provided better stability and a better internet experience for me.

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    1. Re:Misinterpretation by benad · · Score: 1

      You're totally right.

      He's a moron, and I've wasted enough time reading his trolling.

      Now, I'll forget his name. Wait... Dvorak... Isn't that some kind of keyboard?

      - Benad

  60. Dvorak is an "old hound" getting long in the tooth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor John, he really misses the c prompt a lot.

  61. Re:Dvorak needs to be specific about what is outda by rworne · · Score: 1
    However, NeXTSTEP, Openstep, etc. ran on NeXT, Hp, Sun, and Intel hardware. There was also supposedly a PPC port collecting dust as well. The software had FAT binaries that would allow one application to run on any of the above platforms. Some of the vestiges of this are still in OS X. While OS X is PPC-only, there is nothing to prevent Apple from porting OS X to another platform.

    In the older NeXTSTEP/Openstep days, there were vendors (Canon) that released NeXTSTEP workstations that were Intel 486/Pentium systems with hardware chosen for maximum compatibility. All Apple would need to do is release a "supported hardware spec" with a shopping list of popular components.

    Vendors would(should?) jump at the opportunity to build OS X compatible boxes, provided they lose their fear of MS screwing them over. With the proper hardware selection, people could get a kick-ass Wintel and OS X dual-boot box.

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  62. you WORKED on Pad++ ??? by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Man, where were you two weeks ago? I turned in my master's paper just yesterday where I briefly discussed Pad++. I'll be getting the degree, but to have had insights from someone that had actually used it, much less developed it, would have been way cool. (I tried, but had problems under Windows.)

    1. Re:you WORKED on Pad++ ??? by zenyu · · Score: 2

      We all used it under Linux and SunOS. There was one student that did the Windows port in a semester near the end of the project. Also the 0.2.7 version is quicker than the 0.9 version so you should try that one.

  63. Re:Dvorak needs to be specific about what is outda by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

    Damn, looks like the war's already started ... :)

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  64. Re:Dvorak needs to be specific about what is outda by msouth · · Score: 2
    All Apple would need to do is release a "supported hardware spec" with a shopping list of popular components.

    Vendors would(should?) jump at the opportunity to build OS X compatible boxes, provided they lose their fear of MS screwing them over. With the proper hardware selection, people could get a kick-ass Wintel and OS X dual-boot box.


    I agree that this is technologically feasible. I wasn't questioning that. What I was doing was questioning whether that is a situation that Apple wants.

    That's why I said:

    well, thr problem is that it would mean war with commodity hardware producers. Apple is not, like Microsoft, primarily a software company. It is not clear that making OS X run on intel hardware would be a good thing. One reason that things work so well on the Mac is that they have complete control over both the hardware and software pieces. If people suddently quit buying Apple hardware because they could get OS X on cheap, commodity Intel stuff, you would have two problems. One, Apple doesn't get money from hardware. Two, Apple doesn't control the quality of the hardware that OS X has to run on.


    Maybe I should have said "releasing a version of OS X that runs on Intel hardware" rather than "making OS X run on Intel hardware". I would not be surprised if they have this sitting in the lab. It's just not clear at all that ti makes business sense for a hardware company to invite competition from the commodity pc world.
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  65. Overheard in the editorial offices of PCMag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An editor on the phone, one month ago:

    "Dvorak... goddammit, man. Get on the stick. What are we paying you for? The page-views for your stuff is falling off fast... I don't know why... probably because your stuff is so limp... yeah, you've heard that phrase before, haven't you? You say you're working on something good? Yeah, you say that every time. Yeah... uh-huh... so you're saying if you write up something that unfairly slams Apple that multitudes of indignant Mac users will flock to the site and bump your page-views up to astronomical numbers? Well, for fuck's sake, man, get on it! NOW! Oh by the way, stop wearing women's clothing to the office, wouldja... some of the others are complaining... no I'm not trying to oppress you for being a transexual... it's just policy."

  66. New, for what? by vikingstad · · Score: 1
    We all know that Dvorak's statement that Apple is not being innovative anymore is just trolling... He's urging for something new and revolutionary, but why and what should it be?

    As I see it, Apple is doing really well in making Mac OS X the best operating system there is, both for pro's and regular consumers; even my grandmother can handle it! Yes, there is room for improvement, but that is done through evolution, not revolution (which most of the time is way overrated anyway!).

    I think Apple is on the right track with their strategy. Their product line has never been any stronger than what it is today, and their new OS shows great promise which they can build on for the next 10 or so years.

  67. heh by lupa1213 · · Score: 1

    "The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a 'mouse.' There is no evidence that people want to use these things." (John C. Dvorak, SF Examiner, Feb. 1984.) I don't think i need to say anything more.

  68. Re:Dvorak needs to be specific about what is outda by KH · · Score: 2

    A "Berliner" is a person from Berlin, while "ein Berliner" is a goop-filled pastry. Kennedy mixed it up.

    That's an urban legend, deal with it. If you are in doubht, try this.

    Some Germans I met got confused when I mentioned that JFK called himself a jelly donut. So, the phrase was perfectly good German.

    Funny thing about Germany is that there are all kinds of foods that bear the name of a city or an area--Frakfurter, Wiener, Tuebinger, etc. All sausages.

    One thing missing is the Hamburger. (I live in Hamburg and the city is full of Hamburgers, but they are not all burger joints :)

    All kinds of food that bear the name of a German city, but the most famous example is of American origin... I find it curious.
  69. Why should Coca-Cola keep making Coke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Dvorak asks why should Apple keep making the Macintosh. Isn't is in a company's best interest to keep making things that make them money? Should Coca-cola stop making coke because it is old?


    Bigger complaint? He starts by critisizing Apple for stagnating technology and focusing on making prettier machines. Then he ends the article by saying that the only place the industry has left to go is making prettier machines. Is it just me, or does his article say that Apple is leading the personal computer industry?

  70. But at least they have shown the way for UNIX ! by Humunculus · · Score: 1

    Whilst the Apple Mac and OS X may not be earth shatteringly inivative, they have shown how UNIX on the desktop can be a true alternative to Windows; something Linux has been trying for years. (Of course NeXT really did this 12 or so years ago, but not in volume). Now that UNIX has shown to be successful on the desktop for the "rest of us", there is a true opportunity for focussed Linux vendors (like Lindows, Lycoris ??!) to produce a real open source alternative to Windows. Driven by both the opportunity created my Microsoft and there licensing "initiatives" and the fact that it can be done, I say go to it, there's a market there, invest in it ! Rob.

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  71. Troll, -1 by floyd · · Score: 1

    Dvorak is a troll and should be modded down and filtered out.

  72. Synonyms by mtec · · Score: 1

    John = Another name for Toilet
    C. = See
    Dvorak = Type of keyboard
    Shake and pour
    The answer is -
    C Toilet Type

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  73. Article by osolemirnix · · Score: 2

    And this one should therefore be -1, redundant.

    Please. Why doesn't anyone built something new and different? Why sure Mr. Dvorak, give me some of your cash and I'll build you something new and different.
    The answer is: it doesn't pay to build something new and different if people don't want to buy it. And at least give Apple credit for trying, unlike some other companies I could mention who are simply copycats.

    Why do I even bother to write this? As I said, -1 redundant.

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  74. I wish I could write so poorly and still get paid. by jakob_grimm · · Score: 1
    I don't mean the subject of the article, which is just about stupid. (e.g., why doesn't Microsoft quit making software?) I mean simple things like grammar and punctuation. For a "professional writer," he does a piss-poor job. To wit:

    OS X, with its underlying Unix kernel, an update.

    And:

    In fact, the old dog will not be shot, but up with hormones, and patched with reconstructive surgery, instead.

    If he's going to troll, and that is obviously what this is, then he should at least learn how to write.

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  75. The Real Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, he realized that he could make more money bashing Apple than advocating it...

  76. Here's a paradigm shift by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 2

    I think Apple should stop production of the Macintosh, and start releasing models named after other apples, such as Golden Delicious or Jonathan. You can never have too much of a good thing, you know. :^)

    1. Re:Here's a paradigm shift by Jedi+Paramedic · · Score: 1

      As long as we're adding other flavors, how about Fiona?

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      That's my purse! I don't know you! -- Bobby Hill
  77. I hate that man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember on ZD-TV when he called DNS servers "DSN server". What a dumb fuck. Whomever actually reads and values his commentary needs to be shot on-site. Dvorak is a cunt.

  78. OK by epepke · · Score: 2

    Personally, I find this kind of whining, psuedo-advocacy bullshit extremely annoying. It's far too easy for media pundits with no programming or interface design experience to complain endlessly about how operating systems and applications haven't advanced since the late 80's, without offering any concrete evidence to the contrary.

    Okayyy... Well, I don't like Dvorak very much. And I've been doing programming and interface design for fifteen years, even did some research into interfaces (VR Toolshed, Roller [no, you've never heard of them unless you went to some highly specialized conferences]) and have implemented many unusual interfaces (cylinder menus, gesture interfaces, etc.). So can I whine about how little interface design has improved?

    It's unfair to single out Apple, though. OS X is good. Apple is just beginning to re-assemble a world-class design team like they had in the early 1980's with Alan Kay and the other Grand Old Men. In the mean time, they need to secure their future in the marketplace. If they need to produce vanilla-scented art-deco Macs with built-in can openers, then they need to do it.

  79. My reply to Dvorak by koranth · · Score: 1
    Isn't it about time John Dvorak's column was simply discontinued--put down like an old dog? Why, exactly, does PC Magazine maintain this irascible naysayer of contrary viewpoints instead hiring someone with fresh ideas? Dvorak has become the Andy Rooney of desktop computing, except for the fact that he's more technologically savvy.

    I'm not writing this essay as a Dvorak basher to get attention, although plenty of people will accuse me of doing that. I recently noticed a lull in the Dvorak buzz, however, and I'm now beginning to see Dvorak as an old commentator that needs to retire.

    Let's look at the recent Dvorak offerings. The columnist's rant against the DMCA, usually a "gimme" topic for tech-industry pundits, garnered and underwhelming 59 posts. He also attempted to lambaste Microsoft's mistakes, and predictably cited opinions that many agree with but no one seems to be able to do anything about. The obvious next iteration of his ratings grab was to smear Apple for no good reason in particular. After that, what is Dvorak going to do?

    Remember that in 1999, Dvorak drew eyeballs the Internet over by accusing the iBook of being too "girly" a computer to survive. This rant was an improvement, but there hasn't been a new idea since.

    There was a moment early in the new millennium when it looked like Dvorak was going to stop taking unfounded pot shots at Apple. This was actually a good idea, but eventually it fell apart, leaving PC Magazine with a neutered opinion column from which it never fully recovered.

    The most interesting aspect with Dvorak is the way he's able to consistently attack everything under the sun with little support beyond his own worldview and not only get away with it, but receive attention and praise for his efforts. Curiously, no other columnist has been able to manage anything like this. Hiawatha Bray is said to have legions of anti-Mac fans in his pockets, but after playing with an iMac DV in late 1999 he changed his mind. Apparently Apple has done the impossible.

    Having said that, why can't Dvorak take his griping to the next level and bring out a completely valid complaint against the Macintosh? Here's the problem. This supposedly creative business of technology journalism has been completely co-opted by Microsoft for over 10 years. All the alternative approaches to computing have been sabotaged, absorbed by Microsoft, or simply wasted, withered, and died in the anticompetitive marketplace. Most of the big alternative computing publications have been closed or cut back. In that environment, unfounded accusations against all things non-Microsoft are the easiest way to collect a paycheck.

    So perhaps I have answered my own question regarding putting down the old dog called Dvorak. PC Magazine has no one it could possibly replace him with. There is no new idea out there short of a Linux desktop for grandma. And the technology for a Linux desktop for grandma is decades away.

    In fact, the old dog will not be shot, but propped up with ads, and patched with reconstructive PR, instead. Dvorak will go in the only direction possible: increased cynicism. In fact this is the only direction for tech industry commentary in general.

  80. (OT) Re:Computers and Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Completely offtopic, but I don't think you can compare a Caddy CTS to a BMW Z8 (or pretty much any BMW for that matter). A CTS (or any other caddy) is like the concept car--looks great, falls apart.

  81. Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been reading Dvorak for some time now and have come to this conclusion. Dvorak in a nutshell speaking: "Oooh look at me, I'm John Dvorak, the computer god. I talk about every industry in computing like I am the president of it and I make big conclusions about where they will be in 5 years without actually knowing anything. I am the microsoft wh0re who only uses windows and nothing else, never have, and like to make fun of the macintosh and linux because it is popular and other microsoft wh0res think I'm cool when I do it. All I do on my PC is write these articles on the newest version of word that I paid 350 dollars for and ill buy the next version that comes out for the same price becuase I love Bill Gates and microsoft because I have unsuccessful relationships in real life and want to belong to something and feel good about myself. I'd rather give up all my personal information than actually have a computer that I own myself. Do I program, nope, do I fix computers for a living, nope. Do I have the eqivalent computer skills of a 12 year nerd, nope. But I have a leather chair and a desk with a superfast computer I know nothing about to write my little articles in my brand new copy of Word SupermegagoldMSbrownnose edition for Windows XP Sycophant edition, and that means I'm smarter than you! It does matter that I don't have credentials, but I'll tell you where Intel, Sony, and Apple will be in the next 2 years, dead, completley, dead all of them! And I will be by Bill Gates side making him cups of coffee as he crushes non-MS computing! Because I am John Dvorak, computer god!!" Sure there is some exaggeration, but I get tired of this guy, so you can understand what I mean.

  82. When Will Dvorak get his facts straight? by guttentag · · Score: 2
    Apple has nothing it could possibly replace it with. There is no new idea out there short of a talking computer. And the technology for the talking computer is decades away.
    About five years ago I walked into a Staples location and saw a Power Mac that was selling for about $500 more than the catalogs were charging. So I walked up to the display model, messed with SimpleText's text-to-speech feature for a minute and walked away as the computer began stating the first of 1,000 repetitions of "I am an overpriced machine. You can buy the exact same model Macintosh at MacConnection for..."

    The store clerks didn't know how to operate the machine and they were afraid to just unplug it so they directed people away from that part of the store while someone called for the manager.

  83. Re:Mac is the preferred digital file format of PC by Maserati · · Score: 2
    Take a look through Infoworld or a magazine of similar ilk. Almost all of the browser screenshots are taken on Macs - there's more than enough of the interface showing to be sure.


    Then again, on the Daily Show last nite (6/24/2002) we got to see a reporter browsing porn on his TiBook. I don't think Apple's gonna be exactly thrilled about that sighting.

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  84. Suggestion by bdaehlie · · Score: 0

    I'd like to suggest that Mr. Dvorak discontinue himself. I've never heard so many stupid and biased comments/suggestions from anyone over the age of 13.

  85. Dude, I'm gettin' a Mac! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny to read his comments. He doesn't really seem to have a clue in terms of what is truly needed in the computer world. I'm actually dumping 12 years of x86 arch as we speak for a fabulous powerbook model. It doesn't match the hardware of the highest dell inspiron or workstation notebook, however, I am overly impressed at the operating system as well as the overall composition of the machine. It's a very nice machine that I'm going to replace an AMD 2100+ machine with that also has raid-0, geforce 3 64 MB, etc. etc. Sure the speed will not quite be right at the same point, but the operating system more than makes up for it.

    I've seen some serious problems in the linux kernel world over the past few months that several big developers as well as myself have seen. FreeBSD is much better in some areas, but macos x has more or less pulled together some of the loose ends and make a very nice presentation. I'm tired of kernel compilations, blue screens of death, windows xp error reporting screens, and momentary X crashes.

    Sure, KDE's great and that is one reason I really like macos x as well... I can run my apps like photoshop and fireworks along a bash sheel and kde with kdevelop running all in one terminal!!!! Fink has some GREAT pics if you want to see KDE spinning away with Aqua. WOW. Wow. wow.

    Not to mention, as I recall, a core FBSD developer left FBSD not long ago and is now found amongst the darwin kernel developer list. I think some very smart people are seeing that the Mac/NeXT platform has become an ideal stepping stone for a brighter future and offers the most all-around robust development environment.

    I will agree that NO kernel or GUI is where we should be yet, not nearly, but I think I've found my development platform to make greater things happen and to give more time to life instead of troubleshooting silly issues that should be handled with a more robust bug reporting and handling system.