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Geeky Child Names?

kerrys_1999 asks: "Good friends have just given birth to their first child, Ashton Tate Rogers, named after the heroes of dBase 3. I know Dr Bob, a Delphi fanatic, has children called Erik Mark Pascal and Natasha Louise Delphine. Finally there's the story that Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda after the legendary video games. Anybody know more?"

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  1. Skeletor by Tom7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dunno, but my second son is gonna be called Skeletor.

    1. Re:Skeletor by bozoman42 · · Score: 1

      And your first son will be named Adam? :-)

    2. Re:Skeletor by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1
      I dunno, but my second son is gonna be called Skeletor.

      I assume you are joking, but just in case you aren't, and to anybody out there who thinks this might be a good idea, remember that this is a good way to make your kids hate you.

  2. From DS9... by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1

    My wife and I have "Kira" marked down as the name of a future daughter - it is short, it doesn't sound artificial, and it is far more unique then, say, Betty or Jackie. We're stumped for good names for boys, though.

    One of my all time favorite names, though I can't actually stand the guy, is "Wolf Blitzer". Now that is pretty cool.

    1. Re:From DS9... by Locke!Erasmus · · Score: 1

      Kira would be a great name for a boy!

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    2. Re:From DS9... by perfectlynormalbeast · · Score: 1

      I Still think Wolf Blitzer has nothing on "Jacque Chirac". That's my favorite name ever.

      I might have to name my kid "Woz".

    3. Re:From DS9... by funkhauser · · Score: 2

      Jean Chretien is clearly the more manly Frenchman. French-Canadian, anyway. But that just means he has lumberjack gear to fuck Jacques Chirac up. :)

    4. Re:From DS9... by mdubinko · · Score: 1

      >We're stumped for good names for boys, though.

      Odo

      -m

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    5. Re:From DS9... by PD · · Score: 2

      If you like names from Star Trek that don't sound weird, why not pick "Jackson Roykirk" for first and middle names. If you recall, that was NOMAD's creator, confused with Captain Kirk.

  3. Saxifrage by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about Saxifrage? It can be abbreviated to 'Sax'.

    For those who don't know, its from the terraforming scientist in KSR's Red/Green/Blue mars series.

    I've seen the nick Saxifrage registered on some webboards (like space.com's discussion board), but he hasn't been posting lately.

    I just think the name is awesome.

    D.

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    1. Re:Saxifrage by RaboKrabekian · · Score: 1

      I just finished re-reading the first of the series the other day, actually. Cool name, and you cut down on the "endless asskicking factor" by, as you mentioned, having a build in nickname of Sax, which is just cool.

      Good series of books, if anyone hasn't checked them out.

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    2. Re:Saxifrage by Locke!Erasmus · · Score: 1

      I love those books! Sax would be a great nickname for either a boy or a girl.

      My aim name is based on the name of Sax Russel from the Mars trilogy.

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    3. Re:Saxifrage by RevAaron · · Score: 2

      Unless you're going to homeschool your children (which would be wise), I don't know if any name that could be contorted to "Sexifuck" by recess bullies would be a good idea. Or "Sex" for short.

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    4. Re:Saxifrage by __aadhrk6380 · · Score: 1

      If you had twins, you could name them Saxifrage and Violins. After all, you can never get enough Sax & Violins.

      I really wonder why I just did that now...

  4. Zappas by RaboKrabekian · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's always the Zappa kids: Dweezil, Ahmet, and Moon Unit, and of course David Bowies little girl Zowie Bowie.

    There's a fun article on rock stars naming there kids here:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_44700 0/ 447339.stm

    Not geeky, but cool nonetheless.

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  5. Ashton? by ashtonb · · Score: 1

    What is geeky about the name Ashton?

    1. Re:Ashton? by canthusus · · Score: 1

      read the post - "named after the heroes of dBase 3", but it's a bit stranger than that...

      dBase was produced by the company Ashton-Tate. But there was never a Mr Ashton, ony a Mr Tate. But he reckoned that "Tate" didn't have enough gravitas, so he invented a partner, and called his company "Ashton-Tate". (Another version has it that he did have a partner, but the partner's name didn't sound corporate enough).

      Similarly - their first product was dBaseII. There never was a dBaseI. They thought that the "II" made it sound like a mature product in its second major release. Who ever buys version 1.0 of anything?

      Back (nearly) on topic - I have a dog called Grep!

    2. Re:Ashton? by ashtonb · · Score: 1

      :P I knew where the reference came from.

      I spent a large perportion of my childhood playing Iron Ox and LORE on two local BBS's. The first modem I used ran at 1200bps.

      My first two OS's were Minix, and DOS 3.2
      My first games were animal, and ttt, on Minix, and Space Quest on DOS.
      The computer this all ran on was a 12Mhz 286 with 2MB of RAM. (The next computer was a 486 DX2/66 with 8MB RAM. Next was a P3/500 with 128MB RAM. Now I have my own computer... Duron 1.2Ghz :-)

      I never actually used dBase, but knew the name Ashton was used in it because my father used dBase, and I had read the intro's of some books for it.

      BTW My father had nothing to do with my name. If he had his way I would have been named after one of many car model/brands. His first choice was Austin.
      My mother got my name from a character in a very religious novel.

    3. Re:Ashton? by kps · · Score: 1

      Vulcan.

      I want that brain cell back.

  6. prefixes and sufflixes by mlinksva · · Score: 3, Funny
    If my parents were ... I'd be

    Discipiles of rms ... Gmike
    Lizards ... Mikezilla
    Konquerors ... Kmike
    Marketroids ... eMike
    Marketroids 1998 ... iMike
    Snakes ... Pymike
    "Human readable" ... XMike
    Borg ... .Mike
    Debugging everywhere ... Jmike
    Object-functional ... OMikel
    Jerks ... '(name Mike)

    1. Re:prefixes and sufflixes by Bishop923 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Discipiles of rms ... Gmike

      Wouldn't that be GNU/Mike ?

    2. Re:prefixes and sufflixes by mlinksva · · Score: 2

      You're right, Gmike is the short hairy barefoot version.

    3. Re:prefixes and sufflixes by sopuli · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the Borg version be .MIK ;)

  7. Twins... by Locke!Erasmus · · Score: 2, Funny

    should be named Awk and Sed!!!

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    1. Re:Twins... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Funny

      should be named Awk and Sed!!!

      Mod that post up!
      ...then consider "Lex" and "Yacc"

  8. h2g2 by laymil · · Score: 1

    how about slartibartfast?

    1. Re:h2g2 by cjhuitt · · Score: 1

      I think my favorite names from the series have to be Majickthise and Vroomfondel. Just classic, especially if you hear the names pronounced in the radio series.

      (For those of you who haven't, try working them out phonetically. Yep, that's right. Phonetics actually work for once.)

    2. Re:h2g2 by Entropix · · Score: 1

      But they may or may not be really named that!

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  9. What else... by Diamon · · Score: 2

    Ritchie Kenighan

  10. What about what one is Drinking... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    Secretaries that worked at my wife's firm:

    T'Kela
    Shardinay (not sure about the spelling on this one)

    Both named after what their paraents were drinking the night they were conceived.

    Of course, in this crowd we'd get "CodRed" and "Bawls."

    Nevermind. This is not the naming scheme you're looking for.

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  11. OpenBSD Rulez! by spoonist · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna name my son Theo!

  12. Xyzzy ... no, really! by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Somewhere out there is a young woman (probably in her late teens by now) named Xyzzy. Her name is pronounced "ZY-zee," and actually sounds rather feminine.

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    1. Re:Xyzzy ... no, really! by Rubel · · Score: 1

      true...I know her! she goes to San Francisco State.

  13. A former coworker by blogan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Named his daughter Amanda Perl. Amanda is the name of a UNIX backup utility. And Perl should be fairly obvious. He should have named her Ada Perl.

  14. Speaking of hockey... by Red_Winestain · · Score: 1

    According to ESPN, Nick and Sarah Arena named their new son Joe Louis Arena. A good way to guarantee Red Wings tickets.

  15. Meg Murry from "A Wrinkle in Time" by peter+hoffman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My daughter is named after Meg Murry from A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle.

    1. Re:Meg Murry from "A Wrinkle in Time" by Benley · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? One of my computers is named after their dog! (Fortinbras, of course)
      That was a fun set of books, worth reading again once you're out of grade school. I lost interest about halfway through Many Waters, but I guess that's just not my sort of story.

  16. My son will be named... by Nickovsky · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cthulhu

  17. IRC to the Rescue! by DasBub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get your progeny off to a good start by making him instantly compatible with modern chat rooms!

    Suggestions:

    - Sweet16Hot
    - M0un7a1nD1ngu5
    - H4xPR0f3554r
    - cybergrrl38
    - FR33K3\/1N

    1. Re:IRC to the Rescue! by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      God I wish I had mod points today. Yours was the only funny response in this total waste-of-space article...

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    2. Re:IRC to the Rescue! by fallacy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget AOLers...

      Paula2003432
      Gary228 (obviously one of the more lucky ones)
      etc., etc.

      I'm wondering who'd dare call their child CowboyNeal?

  18. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the Gimp

  19. q3.. by blwrd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    anarki
    crash
    keel
    mynx
    sarge
    uriel
    biker
    doom
    klesk
    orbb
    slash
    visor
    bitterma n
    grunt
    lucy
    ranger
    sorlag
    xaero
    bones
    hunter
    major
    razor
    tankjr

  20. i thought this would be obvious by krs-one · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linus?

    1. Re:i thought this would be obvious by ManDude · · Score: 1

      Ya I named my cat Linus, he is all white with blue eyes and ponders a lot. He is shit at writing any code mind you. I've tried, but all I get is lines of garbage; mkl65r123xgfop][. It doesn't seem to compile. Maybe he needs a kitty compiler? (I think I found the next 'Ask Slashdot' question)

    2. Re:i thought this would be obvious by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

      Not bad. But what if it's a boy?

      ;)

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  21. RMS's kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are all named like GNU/John, GNU/Susan, GNU/Michael.

  22. SMIK by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
    What about SMIK?

    There was a book I read years ago, called "The Ultimate Computer" or something along those lines, and the two hackers in the story went by the handles WORM and SMIK ... for some reason the system was limited to four characters, and words beginning with M were reserved or something like that. SMIK was for "super Mike", IIRC.

    Does anyone else remember this?

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  23. The obligatory star wars reference... by smoondog · · Score: 2

    I personally always thought Wedge was a cool name ...

    -Sean

    1. Re:The obligatory star wars reference... by hashashin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but with its similarity to "Wedgie" it has grave potential for misuse in elementary school.

  24. A few by Rheingold · · Score: 2, Funny

    For girls:

    • Iana
    • Arin
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  25. The first programmer by shaper · · Score: 2

    My oldest daughter's name is Adrienne, but we call her Ada for short at least half the time. I'm the only one in the family that knows who Ada Lovelace was, so I had to explain to my wife why I was so fond of the short name, Ada. Also, once upon a time I was a US DoD programmer writing code in Ada. Still have fond memories of the language.

    1. Re:The first programmer by Ada95 · · Score: 1

      I also named my oldest daughter Ada in honor of my favorite programming language. Its traditional, easy to spell, and doesn't sound geeky at all (unless you happen to know its the name of a programming language). Ada thinks its neat that I have books with her name on the cover.

  26. Harley Quinn by thedude · · Score: 1

    Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn.. After The Joker's sidekick, not the motorcycle.

    Geeky Enough for ya?

  27. ellen by toast0 · · Score: 2

    one of my teachers in high school named his daughter ln (natural log), of course his wife thought her name was ellen :)

  28. Erik by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2

    my fisrt kid will be call erik or erika, this way he/she can join the conspiracy

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    1. Re:Erik by dago · · Score: 2

      if you have a girl, it should be a good idea to avoid : cf conspiracy, point 2 :

      2. You must have a Moustache

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    2. Re:Erik by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2

      they allow a virtual moustache.

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  29. How about... by Higman · · Score: 1

    From the Weird Al song Albuquerque, Nathanlial and Super Fly.. I personally prefer the latter, but it'd be great for twins.

    Or, how about, Dirk Gentley, Arthur Dent, etc..

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    1. Re:How about... by cAPT_aARGH · · Score: 1

      ... or Zaphod Beeblebrox (I think I got the spelling right). Then your child will introduce himself like this, "My names Zaphod, but I go by the name of John."

      I also like PTerry.

  30. Well, by jkramar · · Score: 1

    Gnu Foo Gates would be quite a personage ridden with internal conflicts... any Gnu Foo or Foo Gnu is geeky and good, as long as you don't name them Ransom.

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  31. I know a person who... by Anglophile · · Score: 1

    has a friend who named their child Zoe Ophelia Erickson (actually I can't remember the last name, the important thing is it's an "e"). So, the kid's name is recursive a la GNU. Pretty painful huh?

    1. Re:I know a person who... by The+Panther! · · Score: 2

      Zoe Ophelia is a lot easier to misidentify as Zoophiliac than a recursive acronym. I pity her.

      After the difficulty my wife and I had naming our son (8 weeks ago), I think I might get to use a geek name on the second, since we're out of options. I'm thinking Ed Lynn or maybe Juan Octal. At least they look like real names, sorta... ;-)

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  32. Girl's Name by weeber · · Score: 1

    I'm rather partial to Andromeda myself. I just can't figure out a middle name.

    weeber

  33. root by fuerstma · · Score: 1

    Now that is a cool name.

    The spelling is important too!

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  34. There can only be one. by awx · · Score: 1

    Neo.

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  35. There's a gorilla named that! by lkk17 · · Score: 1

    The popular gorilla exhibit at Boston's Franklin Park Zoo features a baby female gorilla named Kira .. It's still a nice name, but perhaps that's something you would want to know!

  36. There can be only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The perfect name is "Highlander", possibly with a middle name of Connor or Duncan (Depending on your preference.) This will work especially well if you're last name is MacLoed.

    Or, if you're kinda evil, The Kurgan.

  37. good idea by ksheff · · Score: 1

    Give them another reason to hate you later in their teen age years.

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  38. How about... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    "My parent is a fucking dipshit and I'm gonna get the crap kicked out of me on the first day of high school"? I think that's a good name to saddle your kid with for the rest of his or her life, since it accurately describes what their situation will be in a scant few years' time.

    - A.P.

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  39. Colorful names by BigT · · Score: 1

    My graphic designer cousin named one of his twin daughters Cyan Magenta.

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    1. Re:Colorful names by Jhan · · Score: 1

      And the other one is Yella Blacque?

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  40. Jr? by Thing+1 · · Score: 2
    I'm a Jr.

    I'm considering naming my firstborn "3.0" instead of the Gatesian "III".

    I'm also considering getting a life and choosing a name, instead of defaulting one.

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    1. Re:Jr? by sopuli · · Score: 1

      Or you might consider naming it "XP" ;)

  41. Shanda Lear by serutan · · Score: 2

    Daughter of William P. Lear, inventor of the jet autopilot and of course the Learjet.

  42. My dog by PD · · Score: 2

    I have a dog (A Boston Terrier, photos on my website) named Darwin Charles Loukas, after Charles Darwin. My other dog is named Pepper Two Draper. I had a dog named Pepper when I was a kid. If the Atreides can always have a Duncan Idaho, then I will always have a Pepper.

    Future dogs not named Pepper will be named after other scientists. I have Maxwell Clerk Loukas (after James Clerk Maxwell) and Bruno Giordano Loukas (after Giordano Bruno) already reserved. When I need more names, I'll just draw from the large number of scientists with neat names.

    1. Re:My dog by kasparov · · Score: 1

      I named my new puppy "Huxley," after Aldous Huxley (Brave New World). My wife's dog's name is "Patches." Guess which one of us is the geek... You can see them at my web page, if you want.

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    2. Re:My dog by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 1

      My cat is named Duncan Idaho.
      He's not the great of a warrior though...

  43. best game to name kids after by ddd2k · · Score: 1

    zork.

    1. Re:best game to name kids after by TheZork · · Score: 1

      Right on.

  44. Names for twins, by Moray_Reef · · Score: 1

    Vi and Emacs.

    The following is just a sig.

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    1. Re:Names for twins, by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      Don't you think parenting is hard enough without egging them on?

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  45. Highlander by Maverick+TimeSurfer · · Score: 1

    I can't believe these haven't been mentioned yet- Duncan & Ramirez (not sure about the spellings...)

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  46. King of Planets by Nishi-no-wan · · Score: 2

    We named our oldest son Jovian, king of the planets. I want to see him go to the stars, since I probably won't. This seemed a good way to get him interested in it early on.

  47. Bill Gates by inerte · · Score: 1

    I need my children to support me ;-)

  48. Crystal Shanda Lear by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    I thought it was Crystal.....

  49. Pascal by muon1183 · · Score: 1

    I have a friend named Pascal. I'm not sure if he was acutally named after the mathematician, but in a similar vein would be Euler (which everybody is sure to mispronounce), Riemann, Dirac, , ...

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    1. Re:Pascal by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

      I just flashed to Ben Stein in "Ferris Bueller":

      "Okay class, I'm going to call the roll now. Euler? Euler?"

  50. Guaranteed to get your kid's classmates confused.. by Jonny+290 · · Score: 1

    Fnord?

    Certainly won't be called on in class much.

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  51. Re:Just a friendly reminder if you're religious by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1
    If you intent to baptize/christen your child, you should use the name of a Saint.

    If it's a girl that doesn't leave very many options.
  52. how about... by 68k+geek · · Score: 1

    duke nukem?

  53. How cool is this? by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    My brother named his child Dante.

    Dante Alexander Johnson.

    It's not _exclusively_ classics geek material- there's a ballplayer for the Red Sox named Dante who also gets a nod this way- but bottom line, cool brother, cool name :)

  54. Geeky names by hengist · · Score: 1

    James Tiberius
    My youngest nephew is named Connor, for the Highlander

  55. How nice... by Kristian+Pedersen · · Score: 1

    What about the freak that called his son "ESSO" like the gas station. Or "Rebina" like the juice company.

  56. Four Great Names (Male biased) by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

    Ford Prefect (if you are neutral about your kid)
    Zaphod Beeblebrox (if you are moderately vindictive)
    Slartibartfast (if you positively hate them)

    Tricia McMillian isn't a bad first+second name for a girl, then you can call her Trillian for short :-)

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  57. The list to check by lythander · · Score: 1

    First, be nice. Don't give your kids another reason to hate you later on.

    Second, check here:

    http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/NOTES/note139/note139.ht ml

    Lucidly titled Acturarial note 139, it is a summary of names given to children in the US by year, based on SSN applications (need the SSN to claim them as deductions, so most get them as newborns now). Just pick things at the bottome or not on the list.

    Then, don't tell anyone until it's committed to a birth certificate. People steal.

  58. Not obvious geek names best. by Telastyn · · Score: 2

    Bree for example. It might be after a cheese, it might be after the town in middle earth. (btw I've known two Eowyns and two galadriels (one went by Gale))

    1. Re:Not obvious geek names best. by Gouda68 · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree.... while I did not have the plums to name my girls anything particularly clever, a friend of mine named his daughter Fiana, after the female lead in the anime Armored Trooper Votoms.

  59. how do they go to school then? by KeelSpawn · · Score: 1

    i have friends whos' names are so geeky that their peers and teachers just would rather give him/her a made-up normal name then their actual geek name.

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  60. Names from Sci-Fi Books by attercoppe · · Score: 1

    Da5id, Y.T., Hiro, Wintermute, Count Zero, Berry / Rydell, Colin / Laney, Chevette, etc. (Just finished re-reading Gibson's ATP) Basically anything from Gibson, Sterling, Stephenson, Rucker, Brunner, etc., etc. It can even be a normal name (maybe the same as an author instead of a character?) and still be geeky to you.

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  61. Re:Zowie Bowie by jbanana · · Score: 1

    Zowie Bowie is David Bowie's *son*, thought I believe he prefers to be called Duncan Jones. He could have chosen any name, but he chose "Duncan".

    When Marc Bolan heard the David Bowie named his son Zowie, he liked the idea so much that he called his son Rolan Bolan.

  62. Foo and Bar by vanguard · · Score: 2

    Whenever I can't think of a good name I just go with the classic foo or foo.bar().

    Why not Foo Bar Lastname? :)

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  63. i can see a rainbow by iskandar · · Score: 1

    Roy G Biv

  64. Video games? by logan@bitsmart.com · · Score: 2, Informative

    I named my son (now 19 months) "Gabriel Knight".... big name to live up to (think of the angel, and the knights of the old code).

  65. Re:My Cat by cAPT_aARGH · · Score: 1

    My cat's name is Tika, named after Tika Waylan Majere in the Dragonlance Chronicles and my other cat is Motorhead, after the infamous band of the same name.