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What Types of Jobs are Best Suited for Telecommuters?

upwardlyAndconstantly-Mobile asks: "I'm a systems engineer in the IT department of a bank. My wife is a PhD candidate looking to graduate in 4 years or so. Due to the nature of academia, she may need to move several times for post-docs and professor jobs once she gets her credentials. Her job opportunities may come from any number of cities or towns in the US or around the world. My current skill set ties me to only a handful of major cities, so I am trying to figure out the best path to prepare myself for being uprooted. Besides running something like Slashdot, what are the best tech jobs that are mobile? How many people have jobs that can actually be done from anywhere they can get email and web access? What's the best way to prepare for something like this? I have time to prepare, but what should I be doing? (I write this anonymously because I don't want my current employer reading it!)"

226 comments

  1. what are the best tech jobs that are mobile? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Technology journalist

    Everything else requires a modicum of face to face interaction.

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    1. Re:what are the best tech jobs that are mobile? by A+Big+Gnu+Thrush · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Speaking of which... whatever happened to Jon Katz?

    2. Re:what are the best tech jobs that are mobile? by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Probably out of work, like other (former) tech journalists I know. The only story these days is the economy.

    3. Re:what are the best tech jobs that are mobile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Freelance journalist, researcher, analyst, some coder jobs,a lot of specific consultant positions where the main name of the game is analysing and interpreting external information.

      I cut a heap of code from home, and was an IT journalist for years working from home ... and found mysefl to be very productive.

      Regards,

    4. Re:what are the best tech jobs that are mobile? by Audent · · Score: 3

      Tech journo is right!
      I'm not a freelancer, I work for IDG Communications in New Zealand and I work from home (WFH)... it's the Holy Grail of employment as far as I can see. I have DSL, my work phone forwards all calls to the house, I have a cellphone. I schedule face-to-face meetings back-to-back (B2B F2F?) but having a daily deadline means most contact is over the phone anyway.
      Best of all there's no commute, no parking hassles, no office interference and if something keeps me late in the office, I can still be home for dinner! I can write stories late at night should I need to and since I feel I have to prove to my boss that I'm productive, and that he should allow me to stay WFH, I do far more work than I ever managed in the office ... and yet it doesn't feel like quite so much work.
      It's good for them because I drink my own tea/coffee/juice, use my own electricity/toilet paper and don't take up costly central city space and it's good for me because I can go and play with my neighbour's dog or hang out with my 5 month old daughter while I'm waiting for calls to be returned.
      If you can swing it, go for it. It takes a bit of getting set up but once you're there, it's the best.

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    5. Re:what are the best tech jobs that are mobile? by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      I used to work at a newspaper with a weekly tech publication. The staff couldn't recognise an ethernet hub when a cablemonkey appeared on their floor one day. I was left with a lasting impression that the people working there were too technically illiterate to work in the technology field, and too crappy a group of journos to make it on the business pages. Since their editorial content was largely dictated by the advertising team - the only area of the paper where this was the case - it made for a pretty pathetic picture.

      What was worse was that a number of them were head hunted to more prestigious publications. Apparently they were leading lights in their field.

  2. Consulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Join a consulting firm or go out on your own. Work anywhere in the country/world during the week and fly back home to whereever your home is at the end of the week. Did this for years.
    Easy

    1. Re:Consulting by lrichardson · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Flip side of the coin is that MANAGERS don't like telecommuting ... kinda shows that they're not as necessary as they'd like the upper levels (not to mention the workers) to believe.

      And, to be perfectly honest, given the 'immediacy' trend currently sweeping through the business world - (i.e. being able to get hold of people immediately - cell phones, pagers, e-mail, v-mail, etc - to make up for poor planning) - most of the time your physical presence is required.

      Flying back at the weekend is kinda going out of fashion. Money is _the_ issue. I had the other route, three hour drive Friday evening/Sunday night for a couple of years. It works, but it also takes a chunk out of my life that could of been used more productively (1. It's unsafe to play Quake at ~77 mph, 2. There's large zones where there's no phone service, let alone wireless, in the midwest ;)

      Support works remotely, and has done for years, but, again, biz types feel the need to see your face in the office (which looks like an extra from any ED flick after fixing problems throughout the night. Did work at one place that had a dedicated support group ... which worked very well, apart from the detail most people hate working midnight till 8 ... but, again, cancelled due to management concerns.

      The value of actually sitting with someone cannot be underestimated. There's a gazillion cues in face to face, of which teleconferencing (assuming you'd have such a thing at your home) captures only a fraction. A quick sketch on a napkin can convey more than pages of e-mail.

      Been at a couple of places that do use telecommuting for help desks. Then again, helpdesks have pretty much completed the transformation into helpless desks, a source of infinite frustration to be used after everything else has failed.

      And, one option that works to varying degrees, is partial telecommuting. I.e. you show your face at the office once a week, or go in for a week once a month. _Some_ companies have pulled this off to the point where they have double the number of programmers than desks.

      Translation work functions fine for telecommuting. Know of several people and places that do this. Not quite your line, but anyway ...

      And you mentioned working at a bank. There's another issue working against you there ... managers don't like the 'security risk' of people dialing in remotely. Place I was at just tossed Citrix (128 bit SSL) for MickeySloth's 'more secure' version. Technical reality is not the same as managerial decision making reality ... what is technically best (including telecommuting) does not include all the other factors (cost, perception, fitting in with the corporate image) that managers also use.

      In short, I'd say, if you can get it, go for a place that offers telecommuting, but the odds are still against never having to don a suit again.

    2. Re:Consulting by billmaly · · Score: 2

      Where in the midwest was there a large zone with no phone service??? What was this, the 1970's??

    3. Re:Consulting by DavidpFitz · · Score: 2

      In my experience, working at a consultancy will give you the opportunity to work in many places. The bad side of this is that you don't get to choose them. Where I work we sign documents saying we will go where we are told. That's fantastic for young people who don't mind being told they are going to be leaving for Hong Kong next week for 6 months, but not so good if you want to be able to go wherever you want.

      I would go as far to say that most consultancies (ex-Big5 variety) will give you less freedom to go where you want when you want.

      If you don't like tech journo, you could review books. A friend of mine does that for Wrox, just sends back changes he would make. He loves it, esepcially when I rang him recently and he told me he was in Bali. On holidays? Kind of... he was still working but was earning at the same time.

    4. Re:Consulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does your home life suck that bad that you don't want to go home? I had a boss who did this, and I could never understand . . . until I met his wife.

      It's too late for this guy, but for everyone else out there: Marry wisely. DO NOT put a ring on the first one who puts out. There is a lot more to being married than a pretty face and a nice body (and these GO AWAY by the way).

      You don't want to end up like this guy, WANTING to be away from the family.

  3. Hmm by zapfie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Telemarketing?

    *ducks*

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    1. Re:Hmm by k_stamour · · Score: 2, Funny

      * Swings Again *

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    2. Re:Hmm by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is a niche market. Not mass dialing, but you could do telemarketing work for a big iron company, or a very specialised services company. Some major corporations are actually open to pitches that way

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    3. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such as insurance billing... You set yourself up with the local doctors, and help them out by billing the insurance companies for them.

    4. Re:Hmm by FCAdcock · · Score: 1
      You don't want to do that. They you have to deal with the medicare system, and all the troubles therin. My mother works for a company that does medical reviews (tells the hospital how much medicare will cover for each patient) for the medicare system, and every time I hear from her I hear nothing but bad news. From what I hear medicare is such a hastle that it's not worth the trouble of having to deal with it.

      Now if you could get some doctors offices who don't deal with medicare on a regular basis, then you're in a fairly decent job...

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  4. Systems security consultant by KILNA · · Score: 5, Funny

    Systems security consultant: You don't even have to be given access to the systems you need to remotely access!

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    1. Re:Systems security consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but you will be in a world of shit when they find out you just pretended to remotely access it for years.

  5. Government work! by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am a contractor a military agency and we actually have dedicated telecommuting offices set up. Plus you have to murder someone to get fired from a government job. Serendipity!

    1. Re:Government work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the purpose of the military to murder people? You'll have to form a union if they think they can fire you for doing your job.

    2. Re:Government work! by aero6dof · · Score: 1

      Isn't "dedicated telecommuting office" an oxymoron - like jumbo shrimp?

    3. Re:Government work! by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2

      Plus you have to murder someone to get fired from a government job. Serendipity!

      Nah, you can get away with that, too. We have a paroled 1st degree voluntary manslaugsterer working with us. He got his job back on parole.

    4. Re:Government work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who did he volunteer for?

    5. Re:Government work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democracies KILL, dictators MURDER...

      The military carries out the orders of both.

      Bullets kill people, not guns... I'm A O.K with the NRA... Kill those liberal pussies... After all its you peoples fault for 9-11..

      Clinton and his clit licking!!!!

    6. Re:Government work! by KILNA · · Score: 1

      No, you're thinking of "military intelligence".

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    7. Re:Government work! by KILNA · · Score: 2

      You have voiced your witty opinion with the diction of a sailor, by way of an anonymous post... surely I must capitulate to your supreme intellect! I am truly in awe of your non-twattiness, and can only aspire to be but a pale reflection of your sterling example of conduct. I can't wait for the next ballot, can I cast my vote to elect you president now?

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  6. Well by JanneM · · Score: 1
    Massage therapist is probably right out. Commercial airline pilot, on the other hand, is probably just a matter of time.

    /Janne

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    1. Re:Well by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Anyone who would give you a massage for money, (ahem) would be a bad candidate for telecommuting.

      However, if it's conversation you want (via phone or keyboard) then telecommuting is the only way to go. /me wiggles

      Commercial pilots will be sooner replaced by good AI than telecommuting. I would rather trust a mainframe in the cockpit with wicked LISP code than Pedro in a simulator groundside. (with tequila and such)

      On the other hand, I can see that since the only thing you would really need a pilot for would be taking off an landing, the pilots could just work at the airports and control the planes taking off and landing. Then it's AI pilot all the way.

      [Yes, it has dawned on me that this rant is OffTopic]

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  7. Do what I do and fly by CresentCityRon · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm a software engineer and I fly to client sites for my job. Since I don't work at home I can live anywhere. Its reverse logic to what you're currently looking at. It might work for you.

    Most very large companies have a Professional Services or Enterprisee Consultants. It might be a slight switch from what you're currently doing but it will keep you employed in interesting work while your wife establishes her career.

    1. Re:Do what I do and fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This quickly turns into hell though; could only stand it for a bit less than a year before I realized most of life was passing in some sort of transport (planes, taxi to airport, hotels).

      If you have no family, this is probably great, but if you actually wanna see your family, its far from an option.

    2. Re:Do what I do and fly by CresentCityRon · · Score: 1

      I'm gone maybe one or two nights per week.

      Not bad - plus my pay is about 30% more.

  8. Time to burn some karma by GigsVT · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I just saw an ad for tigerdirect on Slashdot. Yes, the scam artist company with the horrible BBB rating and the FTC investigation against them. It is highly irresponsible for Slashdot to show these ads. I warn all Slashdotters, do not order from tigerdirect

    A quick google search

    One of the worst ratings on resellerratings.com

    Tigerdirect also is apparently a frequent user of spam marketing.

    So what's next Slashdot? Alex Chiu life rings?

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    1. Re:Time to burn some karma by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

      So what's next Slashdot? Alex Chiu life rings?/I?

      Microsoft ads.

    2. Re:Time to burn some karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've ordered from them a few times and never had a problem. I've also ordered from Googlegear.com and they completely fucked me. So its always YMMV. Now I just stick to Newegg cause they kick ass price and service wise.

  9. Medical Transcriptionist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people don't realize this, but the majority of medical transcriptionists actually work from home as telecommuters. Sometimes, transcriptionists can work on the other side of the globe from their employer. There's a quite a but of technology involved, if you don't mind typing and like medical terminology!

  10. Research Programmer at a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I commute once a month to NYC for meetings, use Net2Phone for phone calls and broadband internet to get the work done. End result: on the crappy pay, I can afford the mortgage on a nice home in the sticks, food, clothing, the whole deal...

  11. Porn by SparafucileMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can always publish online porn!

    Last I checked the industry was worth 9 billion USD, plenty of upward mobility, you might say.

    1. Re:Porn by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      Or you could be a phone sex operator - or has that industry disappeared due to online porn?

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    2. Re:Porn by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      Prostitution is as popular as ever...

  12. well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do programming and system administration work. There's nothing I do at work (other than sit through long, boring meetings) that I couldn't do from anywhere with net access. My employer doesn't like that though, so I spend at least 2.5 hours a day on the road.

  13. It's the organization not the job by gelfling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Find and organization that encourages Telecommuting and it won't matter what job you have. My org does this and everyone from developers to project managers to secretaries can be remote if they desire. I am not only remote but I have a very nonstandard workday; pretty much whatever I want whether it's 2am or 9-5. I have never met most of the people in my department and many of them are remote as well.

    1. Re:It's the organization not the job by in.johnnyd · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. You can easily have a job that is condusive to telecommuting, but if you work for a bunch of morons, they'll say "Your start time is at 7... I want to see you at your desk!"

      I write for my org, but if that need died out, I'd probably try sales or consulting since the company itself is pro-telecommuting.

    2. Re:It's the organization not the job by maltepalte · · Score: 1

      I had to teach my bosses telecommuting worked. I started working for a company in London (UK) about 2 years ago, as a coder / webmaster / network admin, and since then my responsibilities has just multiplied so Im not bragging (or maybe just a little ;) when I say Im pretty important to them. Shortly I met a girl from the US, who I wanted to move together with. So I began campaigning at work for telecommuting. Started working from home fridays, and after they saw that worked I took thursdays too, and soon I never used the pesky subway to get to work more than occasionaly. Now I have had my contract changed, so that I have 'legal' rights to be whereever I feel like, so now you wont find me in England anymore, Im nowmore a happy camper in CA instead :) SO nothing is impossible. The trick is just to persuade the bosses to let you, or start your own company might work too :)

    3. Re:It's the organization not the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. At my company, we have some 50k employees and a lot of them work from home. I've been doing it for a few years now. I'm a software engineer. I could do my job any time and any place with my laptop or set any desktop system up to work remotely within minutes.

    4. Re:It's the organization not the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah. And I forgot to mention that I telecommute from about a thousand miles away. Some people telecommute from across the country or even from other nations or across the ocean.

      Our company has a big tellecommute initiative and even puts out a CDROM full of tools to help with it. The only problem is there are still managers who are very anal and demand that their subordinates work IN THE OFFICE where they can SIT RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSE and BE COMPLETELY MONITORED EVERY MOMENT OF THE DAY even though they would be more productive if they tellecommuted (such as not having to spend four hours commuting).

    5. Re:It's the organization not the job by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 2

      So, um, where do you work, and are they hiring? :)

    6. Re:It's the organization not the job by gelfling · · Score: 2

      I wish they were I know a few people who could use the work. We [u]just[/u] laid off about 15,000.

    7. Re:It's the organization not the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      test

    8. Re:It's the organization not the job by ninjaz · · Score: 2

      I can see it now: telecommuting receptionists.

      Now you can have camgirls welcoming you to Megacorp, Inc:

      "Have a seat in the vidconference room down the hall to the left. It's the Brady Bunch room. Feel free to get acquainted with the person on each monitor beore the meeting starts.

      "Oh, and if you liked your reception, how about buying something from my Wishlist? I take PayPal, too!"

      And, then there's outsourcing... "The leadership team has decided it's in our strategic interest to outsource our camgirl receptionists. We've just signed a contract with Camwhores.com, the best-of-breed provider of camgirl services."

  14. 4 years? by los+furtive · · Score: 2

    A lot of things change in 4 years. What languages should I be coding in? What kind of certifications will employers be looking for in 4 years?

    Yes this may sound like a troll, but ask the question when you're a big closer to your deadline. Who knows, four years from now maybe you could be running a laundry-mat from your home.

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    1. Re:4 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, this guy just wants to brag that he has a girlfriend, and that she is STARTING her PhD. WoW!!! Get a fuckin' life

    2. Re:4 years? by PoiBoy · · Score: 1
      The real question is, if your wife is already a PhD candidate, why does she need four more years to write a dissertation. Most people I know slacked off and did it in two years. A few people, myself included, did it in one year. Tell your wife to hurry up!

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    3. Re:4 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      COBOL

      Seriously, there's enough 25 year+ yr old programs still running all over the place that need maintenance. And there's high demand for a those (relatively few, but enough) slots and little competition. Esp. in the oil industry [hint].

      Learn a couple of dead languages and write your own remote telecommuting ticket.

    4. Re:4 years? by DrEducator · · Score: 1
      A "candidate" usually implies that you've passed your breadth of knowledge exams at the very beginning of the PhD program (sometimes called "first stage"). From there it's perfectly normal to take at least four years.


      I guess terminology varies.

  15. Work at Home Opportunities by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny

    People e-mail me tips every day about how I can work at home. I've never looked into it, but it sounds like there are dozens of ways that you can be self-employed and make thousands of dollars per week, with little or no investment required. I'm surprised you haven't seen these tips, everybody I know seems to get them. I'll forward them to you if you want.

  16. Take a look at what's available by Peachy · · Score: 2, Informative

    This link shows all the telecommuting jobs on dice.com. Lot of telesales and technology recruiter type jobs, but not many real jobs.

    1. Re:Take a look at what's available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've sent resumes in response to several postings on Dice (most of which I was well-suited for, or at least my experience matched their requirements), and have NEVER gotten a reply, not even when I requested return receipt. Forget "real", I don't think any of them are ACTUAL jobs.

    2. Re:Take a look at what's available by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      The thing about job ads is they always represent the worst job offers out there.

      If a job offer is reasonable, it will be filled from internal personnel, or from personal networks. The only reason a job hits sites like dice.com in a market like this is because they are being unreasonable in their request.

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    3. Re:Take a look at what's available by robmohr · · Score: 1

      Telecommute. Buy a service truck. Get a plumber's license. Telephone rings. Commute to the leaky pipe.

    4. Re:Take a look at what's available by alatesystems · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I applied for and took a job that I found on CareerBuilder.Com and I love it. It is the best job I have had so far as a PC technician.

    5. Re:Take a look at what's available by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      It is the best job I have had so far as a PC technician.

      heh.

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  17. "My current skill set ties me to only a handful... by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Informative

    You don't give us any idea of what your current skill set is, so it is hard to offer meaningful advice.

    Question: is your skill set rare enough that your current employer might be conviced to allow you to work remotely most of the time? Perhaps you can offer to telecommute 3 out of 4 weeks, and be on site for the 4th week. True, if there are more people with your skill set than there are jobs you are screwed, but the fact that you are currently employed suggests that may not be the case.

    You may also be able to start consulting in your current work area, and thus travel to the customers' sites. You might be away from your wife for much of the time, but if you are bringing in enough money you can consult 9 months out of the year, and coast the other 3. That may even work out better depending upon your wife's schedule - you may find you can take a nice vacation over the summer months.

    Otherwise, you will have problems - if a job can be outsourced to Joe Bloggs in the USA over the phone, it can be outsourced to Miguel Jloggs in Mexico, Chackra Coggs in India, etc. If your skill set isn't rare enough, you can be replaced, so you will have problems.

    Can you give us a hint as to what area you are in?

  18. Re:Showering in school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but I've been banned from the girl's locker room after the X10 incident.

  19. Which country by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    You can do many jobs or even re-train yourself to do coding from remote. System Administration is often conducted from home so no real problems there unless it's a small company because you need somethere there to do physical systems work.

    So your looking for a SME to a large company, very likely global, that will allow you to work remotely. Hmmm this is'nt going to happen. You need to define what country your wife is going to work in and then do something about it.

    You could of course run an Internet business, however many people forget that even that cannot be run completely from remote, there is still paperwork, meetings, bills, landlords, and other physicalo necessities that you'll need. I'm sure some college kid on here will disagree with that, but then they probably hav'nt clocked up 1 real day of work in their life.

    So in short, you both need to define what countru your going to end up in, before doing any more planning. Also bear in mind the differences in infrastructure between country's, you may not have access to ADSL/Cable modem/leased line in that region/country.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:Which country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, I'm such a college student, and I'm AT work right now. All of my job could be done at home, with some rare exceptions. I do phone support/system admin work/programming, basically a general purpose techie. About the only thing you HAVE to do if you start a business is fill out those damn tax forms, just about everything else can be done remotely. Hell, my bank allows me to pay bills online, and most bills can go through bank draft.

      And some large companies do let you work remotely. I can think of one fortune 500 that let(they've since outsourced most of these jobs) their admin staff do that, most of them still came in, but it was optional. So long as they could get email and do their job it didn't matter where they were.

      Just had to go about disagreeing with you.

    2. Re:Which country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, I'm a college kid, and I work remotly (live in Mississippi, work in Oregon). I have met my boss only once, and that was only due to the fact that I was out there on vacation to see my family out there and decided to drive 30 minutes and go see who exactly I was working for.

      And your "real" work statement. When was the last time you got up at 7 in the morning, got on a hot roof, and painted houses until 5 in the afternoon? For me it was about 3 weeks ago. I work summers at a painting company, so if you want to go spouting off about *real* work... go get a job where you don't sit on your ass all damn day.

    3. Re:Which country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be surprised what people let you do.. I live in canada and was hired once by some guy in FL to babisit his box for him. Never met him. Installed all the tools over ssh. So it's entirely possible. You just need some kind of proof that you can do what you say you can do.

      I used to go to customer sites once or twice a week, but now even that's not necessary. Have couple of clients and do all the work from home.

      Love it.

      Good luck

    4. Re:Which country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't have to be all that bad.. I was working my ass off while my wife was studying to become a doctor and now I can finally relax and only work when I like.

      But Phd kinda sucks. I have bunch of friends with Phds that always struggle for money. I have masters and even that is from another country - never wanted more. Just have to keep an eye on wich wave to ride next..

  20. Online Tech Support by c0enzyme · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you have a robust spirit (patience),
    then you may enjoy an exciting carreer in tech support.

    Many web hosting companies have online help desks that are ran 24/7. You are a smart fellow, so you might qualify to be at the top rung of tech support, getting all the truly interesting problems.

  21. it can be done by icedivr · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have a few friends who do infrastructure consulting for a multinational chemical company. I think only one of them has ever met the client face to face. They all work out of their houses and dial into one of the company's RAS servers. From there, they go across the globe managing 3,000+ network nodes. In a company that big, physical location is meaningless.

    Offshore development firms prove it too.

  22. Too hard to answer, but... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm very happy with my job as a Systems Administrator for a major IT outsourcing company. Because there is an on-site hardware group, there is no reason for us to be in the office at all. My coworkers and I work from home (with new management having just created a less nazi-like policy than my former management) under very reasonable terms. In short, if I get my work done, and I respond quickly to requests, they don't care if I am at the beach or on the moon.

    So, a Systems Administrator role that is not tied to performing the on-site hardware maintenance is a very nice work-from-home job. Of course, FINDING a position like that is tough!

    1. Re:Too hard to answer, but... by droyad · · Score: 1

      Of course i could see you working from the moon with the 1 second round trip for signals. That would make your Windows and X Terminal sessions chunk something cronic

  23. Joking aside... by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 1

    Starting up is an option. There are all sorts of things you can do with email and web access.

    Freelance web design is the obvious option, but there are others.

    Trouble is, even Google can't differentiate the good opportunities from the trash.

    PHB.

    1. Re:Joking aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every opportunities are trash. If you want to get rich, you'll have to fight on your own. There is no easy way to get up there.

    2. Re:Joking aside... by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 1

      We ain't talking about "Getting Up There", we're talking about making a living. Big difference.

  24. Remote Admin/tech support stuff by rogermoquin · · Score: 2, Informative

    One job I can think of is the one a friend of mine has, he's a Websphere technician, does all his technical support on the phone or by different remote admin solutions. Pays pretty well too, and he actually sends the phone bills to the caller, so he can do this anywhere he can have a SECURE (very important) computer to acess his customer's setup with a handsfree (much easier) phone. But keep in mind, he's got a truck load of certifications so it's just not something you jump into, but maybe with the skills you have there is a variant of his job that would work for you.

  25. Telecommuting not Nirvana by Jerry+Hicks · · Score: 4, Informative

    As a embedded software developer who does a lot of telecommuting I can assure you telecommuting is not all it is cracked up to be.

    On the home front, things tend to get muddled up and it's difficult to keep home and work life separate. Make sure to set up an office in a separate locked area so you can "leave the office" for the day.

    I find that a good balance is to mix it up, spending about half the time at my place, half at the "real" office.

    Beware the pitfalls of jealous and politically inclined co-workers who haven't been permitted to telecommute because they are perceived as slackers by management.

    1. Re:Telecommuting not Nirvana by SledgeHammerSeb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, I second that. I also telecommute on a full time basis to a company that is 750 miles away from my home/office.

      It takes the right kind of person to do this effectively. You need to learn discipline and the ability to communicate in various mediums. We use phone, email, and instant messaging; there is place for each, but effective use is paramount. The discipline comes in because the benefit of working at home is also its liability. You are always at work! Don't let yourself or anyone else take advantage of that.

      The part about the office is key. A separate room is the only solution.

      One last point. You need to be supportive of your coworkers. Not seeing people face to face can allow negative feelings to grow where they would otherwise not. Always give your coworkers the benefit of the doubt and be generous. I work with about 6 other people up and down the east coast, all telecommuting, and we have been doing great/profitable work for the past 2 years. So I know this works.

    2. Re:Telecommuting not Nirvana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work it's the slackers who telecommute due to ineffective managment that can't control the development process or the personel. The folks who "work from home" are the ones who contribute nothing. Explain to your manager that your behind because your coworker isn't contributing and you get dinged (e.g. "you're not a team player", "it's cultural").

      I just wish I had managers capable enough to tell who the slackers are -- on site & remote. Of course, my immediatte supervisior is part of the problem.

      It's no wonder that stock in the industry I'm in is spiralling down out of control.

      Posted as AC, because I still need this damn job.

    3. Re:Telecommuting not Nirvana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked freelance graphic design from home for about a year and a half without the separate room. I ended up working 16 hour days whenever a deadline was in sight - not because I HAD to, but because the work was right there staring at me. I wasn't able to sit and watch TV or just screw around the computer with a bunch of tiny little pieces of work stacked beside me. "Well, I can knock out a couple of these really quickly... " Get a separate room and phone number, and don't give your home number to clients.

      Another thing to look out for is one of the psychological effects of working alone: feeling like you're the only person doing anything. At a 24 hour company I worked for, the graveyard shift guy slowly went crazy thinking that he was handling everyone else's work. He couldn't see that the other two shifts were busier than he was because he wasn't there. He got quite resentful.

      That said, after working 3-4 hours of an 8 hour day at an office for the last couple of years, I'll be looking for something more mobile soon too. If you don't have to be there, it just feels stupid to sit around an office instead of your home.

    4. Re:Telecommuting not Nirvana by FCAdcock · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I found that getting two computers helped me stay away from working on projects *all* the time. It got to the point where I would work non stop at least 12 or more hours a day every day, just because I could. I neglected family, friends, my spouse, all because I was "at work" all day. Then one day it dawned on me that I didn't have to work that much. I still work a good 10 hour day most days, but that's how much I like to work. It gets the job done, keeps my job, and gets me bonuses at the end of the month.

      I found the solution to overworking myself by moving my computers into the *hot* room over my garage, which is not connected to my house, and getting a seperate computer for the house. I now have an office, and a home. Not both. My computers are not shared, so I can't even access my files from my home if I wanted to. (well, I could, but why would I?)

      If you have that option, DO IT!

      --
      --Forest C. Adcock--
  26. Take some time off by God_Retired · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously. Four years from now, you will have worked your ass off putting your wife through the PhD program. Having to deal with a lot of shit and being the chief breadwinner. It'll be time for you to take a break. She's got a PhD now, so you can sit back, figure out which beer you like the best, maybe pick up some tennis or something. Trust me, you'll want a break. Then after a year or so announce that your skills are outdated and that you are going to go back and get your own PhD.

    1. Re:Take some time off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      She's got a PhD now, so you can sit back...

      Yeah, right... on a postdoc's salary? Bwahahahahahahahahahaha....

    2. Re:Take some time off by SledgeHammerSeb · · Score: 1
      Oh jeez, be a man, be the bread winner and always contribute to that role. We have not evloved far enough to not be the breadwinner. Maybe when men start having babies, then we can swap roles, but not now.

      I suspect if you "take a break" as soon as your wife gets going with her career, she will lose some respect for you no matter what she says. I've seen it happen too many times. Remember, it takes a man to be a man, do it.

    3. Re:Take some time off by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      Hah!!! You seem to assume that Ph.D. is some sort of a lucrative money track? I know several, and only one of them (theoretical physics) has been able to land a decent job. The rest were making less money than they did as students when trying to live off of their education. One has gone into IT (majored in Library Studies which was renamed Information Studies), and the rest have all quit the job market and stayed home with the kids on mommy/daddy track. Unless you're looking at a non-educational position such as doctor or lawyer, the prospects after grad school are rather bleak. Personally, I suggest considering grad school in a subject you care about to be the reward you should take after having a career, not the tool you use to get a career.

      --
      "Nothing was broken, and it's been fixed." -- Jon Carroll
    4. Re:Take some time off by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      or prepare for the inevitable "I've changed honey and I need a divorce" taht will be coming.

    5. Re:Take some time off by DrEducator · · Score: 1
      It depends on the field of study. The ones I know (including yours truly) in strongly technical disciplines such as engineering or computer science do very well indeed. :)

      That said, I agree that a graduate degree should be for the love of the study, not a tool to get a job.

  27. Telecommuting by dir-wizard · · Score: 1

    To date I've never worked in an office, I've always worked out of the home. I've done everything from software support to development using the web, an email client and a toll free number directed to my home.

  28. Re:How to tell punny jokes on Slashdot by SparafucileMan · · Score: 1

    Lay off, Slash-dot-nazi!

  29. You still need people ... by YahoKa · · Score: 1

    Even if you telecommute, you still need to see people face to face once in a while so you can't live *too* far away from your business, clients, etc. Until, of course, we have holographic onferencing or something :)

  30. This is rather odd. by Krapangor · · Score: 1

    Usually, women have less qualification for their job then their husband.
    Perhaps you should choose the path any secretary etc. would take if they get a highly skilled academic husband:
    Staying at home and raise the kids.
    Of course, if you wife has an artsy-fartsy profession where she won't make any money ever in her life, this advice wouldn't be very helpful.
    I suppose that is is also the reason why most female art profs at universities aren't married.

    --
    Owner of a Mensa membership card.
    1. Re:This is rather odd. by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Naw... they get married... usually to other female art profs... but any other prof will do.

    2. Re:This is rather odd. by techwizard15 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like his wife's potential is pretty high, if he's willing to follow her around the country to realize it. Don't knock the stay-at-home dad option, either. You can combine that with a less involved form of remote work and have a really great experience with it. I may do this myself someday.

    3. Re:This is rather odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says he wants to have kids?

  31. You need to talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with your wife about her status in the program.
    A PhD "candidate" is one who has completed
    qualifiers, has a research topic, and is
    almost done. A candidate is not 4 years
    away; a candidate is more like 1 year, in
    lengthy cases.

    So, you should really talk with her about
    how much time it takes, and what her status
    is in the program. Many PhD programs can
    be ENTIRELY completed in 4 year, from admissions
    to qualifiers, to thesis, and defense.

    Are you sure she's been honest with you about
    where she goes each day?

    1. Re:You need to talk by opto · · Score: 1

      I would say that your analysis doesn't fit very well with most Phds I have seen. I am currently a Phd candidate in Mechanical Engineering. I took the qualifiers 2 1/2 years ago. I have had my topic for almost 1 year longer than that. Some Phd programs just take longer than others. I am very hopeful that my completion will be within the next six months. This is not something you can give a canned response to.

  32. Tech writing by y_a_duck · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have telecommuted for over a year as a tech writer for a large software company. While it's not so far that I can't drive in once in awhile for face-to-face meetings or to have my company-provided desktop upgraded, I do most of my work online. Even with a slow broadband connection (768k cable), email, IM, Lotus Notes databases, and the telephone are all I need.

    1. Re:Tech writing by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Hey, if you see my reply - can you provide some more info on your technical writing job?

      I took a number of creative-writing related courses in college, and had a couple computer-related articles published in a local computer journal before. I also wrote a number of documents detailing procedures for our I.T. staff at my last job.

      I almost took a contract job as a technical writing for a large firm, but declined at the last minute.

      Now, I've been considering the idea of doing technical writing (or some type of writing for hire) again. What is the pay like? When I've searched for offers to pay freelancers to write articles for tech. magazines, I'm shocked at how little they pay. (Typically, about $25-$35 per article used.) I don't see how freelance writers make any kind of living that way.

      On the other hand, many of the "technical writer" jobs I see posted seem to want a lot of HTML experience, plus experience with a particular Lotus product that I've never used. (I assume it's sort of like a desktop publishing package, designed mainly for pre-publication document formatting.) I guess these people are mainly focused on getting a large amount of technical information posted to a corporate Intranet?

  33. Re:Your best options are ... by PizzaFace · · Score: 1

    I guess that was a joke, but let's make sure everyone understands that attorney licensure isn't easily transportable across state lines.

  34. This one is easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just be an IRC server operator.

  35. Develop For Opensource by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Develope software for open source, sure you won't make any money but you'll be helping a worthy cause and your wife can support you :)

  36. Commuter Marriage (Wrong Question?) by jzoetewey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Another possibility might be staying with your job. I'm not suggesting that you divorce, but you might want to try a commuter marriage for a short time.

    Despite what you might expect, statistics show that people in commuter marriages are actually less likely to divorce than married people who are actually living together. At least according to the textbook of my sociology of the family class...

    There are obvious problems (like not being anywhere near each other), but you can arrange things such that you see each other on weekends.

    My Dad's a college professor and spends a semester in Washington D.C. every 2-4 years. My Mom stays home (she's an elementary school teacher). So far (some 20 years into this arrangement) it goes okay.

    Granted it's not the same thing as staying home while your significant other begins her career, but at least for a couple years, it might be a worth considering.

    At any rate it's better than heading off to get another degree (as suggested above...).

  37. Re:Your best options are ... by mikeplokta · · Score: 2, Funny
    I guess that was a joke, but let's make sure everyone understands that attorney licensure isn't easily transportable across state lines.


    In fact, I think there are regulations governing the transport of most toxic substances across state lines...

  38. if your butt doesn't have to be in the chair . . . by vizualizr · · Score: 1

    I just created my own telecommuting position with the company I am with. Essentially - I needed to move about 400 miles away for my family's sake, but didn't want to stop working for the company.

    Just approached the boss with a proposal. Took a few months to grow on him, but he went for it - and its working. Its working better than we could have hoped. What it really boiled down to - is that the tasks that I actually perform have little relationship to the relative position of my butt in XYZ space. Now if I was making license plates or ceramic widget polishers or something in a factory .. it might be different. . . . but give me a fast net connection, a webcam and a mic, and in some ways it works better than before.

    Noone takes my stapler anymore . . . .

    --
    anything i tell you will cloud your opinion.
  39. work for yourself by jhagler · · Score: 1

    After getting tired of working for someone else, read I was laid off, I decided to go into business for myself creating and selling databases. I currently have one which is a fairly all encompasing solution for university police departments and another for hair salons on the drawing board. All I need to sell and support them is the ability to travel to various universities and a cell phone and email so they can get in touch with me for sales and support questions.

    This sounds like an almost ideal solution for you, moving from place to place would constantly change your sales area as basically anything within easy driving distance is fair game. You can support you existing customers from anywhere you can get email and obviously a web site for your product doesn't care where you are located, just update the contact info as necessary.

    --
    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -RAH
  40. Timeframe for deliverables by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    If you can learn to do something creative that you can do by yourself where delivery is measured in weeks or months. That is the first step. What that thing is depends on what you're good at or like.

    If you can find a business that regularly requires what you can deliver, that's the second step. You may not have much flexibility until you establish trust, but this is your first client.

    Once you establish trust (the third step), you can work from wherever you want as long as you deliver on schedule.

    The final step is looking for more clients, earning you more money and more security.

    Congratulations! You're a contractor in business for yourself!

    (I'm working on step 4)

    --
    -1 Uncomfortable Truth
  41. Cartoonist by ibergman · · Score: 1

    I can't think of anything better than this. Ask Scott Adams about it.

    If your artistic capabilities don't allow for this, I'd go with software development (self employed of course).

  42. Prostitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Street corners are everywhere.

    Born millionaire dilletante. Look what Esther Dyson has parlayed this into.

    Cultural huckster with a magazine. Mark Potok of
    SPLC comes to mind.

    Free lance writer of feature articles. Wired always needs them, last month they did one on water shortages in Uzbekistan.

    Tech writer. And you don't even need to be accurate, look at Jesse Berst and John Dvorak.

  43. What... are you worried about getting fired? by Garridan · · Score: 1

    Why posting anonymously? Four years from now, you'll have probably gotten laid off anyway! In my past experience, employers don't like their employees looking for jobs on company time. But if their employees are making a big life choice, like moving to a different city in four fucking years, they're usually pretty supportive. I've given my bosses 6 months notice (after I make the decision, I give myself 6 months to tie everything off) for a move in the past, and they've always been grateful and supportive. One offered the opportunity to telecommute. It was perfect for a long time... 'till seeing nobody but my bitter and angry girlfriend day to day because I had no friends and no life drove me crazy. I was writing web apps, search engines, etc. Any web-based job like that would work perfectly. You could remotely administer an entire ISP, if you tried hard enough.

    1. Re:What... are you worried about getting fired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment about telecommuting working for you until you only saw your "bitter and angry" girlfriend reminds me of an ex-employee at our company (who definitely, at the time, had a bitter and angry girlfriend). With a couple exceptions, though. The guy who used to work for us broke virtually every rule about telecommuting -- and he was only a few miles down the road from our main office. He never showed up when scheduled, we wouldn't hear from him for weeks at a time, and in the end it turned out he'd been doing practically no work (definitely no work to speak of) for the several months this went on. We fought tooth and nail with this guy just to get him to communicate with us and after almost a year just gave up and fired him.

      The biggest problem was that this ex-employee took it upon himself to stay at home every day. One day he just stopped showing up at the office. We'd hear some excuses for a few days, then he'd come back in for a day. Then he wouldn't show up again for a while and we'd get more excuses. After a couple cycles of that he stopped bothering to make up excuses and lies about why he wasn't able to make it a couple miles down the road to our building.

      Basically, this guy abused telecommuting in every way he possibly could. We wouldn't have cared if he had actually gotten work done while at home, because his job certainly would have allowed that, and if he had communicated with us.

      On the other hand, another guy who has worked with us for a couple years now works from his home about two and a half hours away from our main office. He drives in once or twice a week, has a dedicated voice line at his home for work, is always available via phone, cell, IM and email during the day, and actually works very well. He gets a lot done, gets along with everyone else in the company, definitely knows his stuff and, most importantly, is still employed.

      Of course, the difference between the two is that the guy we fired used telecommuting as an excuse to sleep in and slack off, while the guy who still works with us telecommutes only because he would spend almost five hours in his car every day if he didn't.

    2. Re:What... are you worried about getting fired? by grahamkg · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, another guy...

      Yes!

      I work a shifted schedule as an applied mathemagician/analyst/programmer type. Half of my scheduled work time is after normal business hours (such as today, a Saturday). For my hours that *are* during normal business time, I ensure I am always in the building. I am available for meetings, always keep management informed as to what I am doing, always keep up-to-date on email and vmail. When there is an important meeting during my time off, I am there. Though I refuse to do the pager/cell phone routine, I make sure people can reach me during off hours for emergency situations.

      I am forever telling people my work schedule - politely, generously - sometimes multiple times a week to the same person. I don't mind. The shifted schedule is extremely valuable to me, and I actually *enjoy* my work.

      Point is, you have to be a telecommutable employee, in addition to finding a telecommutable job and finding a work environment that supports telecommuting. That means too that you must telecommute well.

      On a strictly business level, my work mantra is, "Food, clothing, shelter." An employer's mantra could similarly be, "What can s/he do for me?" Assuming you find the appropriate job and work environment, you need to make your telecommuting easy for your coworkers and supervisors.

      --
      Graham
      Linux - Fast Pane Relief
    3. Re:What... are you worried about getting fired? by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Sheesh. My productivity dropped off when I got depressed, but I was usually pretty up-front with my boss about it. When I got too depressed, I dumped the girlfriend. Four times. God did that suck.

  44. Here are your choices by pvera · · Score: 1

    1. Programmer
    2. Project Manager
    3. Tech writer.
    4. CTO/CIO
    5. Instructional designer (or subject matter expert on your field)

    Pretty much anything that does not require you to be a day-to-day first line supervisor for a team. Project management is possible since you are running the project, not the people.

    At my previous job we had all these people telecommuting. The CTO telecommuted from Rhode Island to Maryland ahd he was pretty damn good at it. He travelled to our office once a month, spent two days in meetings and then back home for another month.

    Half the programmers were telecommuters. Only one person out of 10 abused the telecommuting, the others played it by the book. They liked the concept so much that they did not dare goof it up.

    Project managers do very well as part time telecommuters. It all depends on the project schedule and on incoming client meetings.

    --
    Pedro
    ----
    The Insomniac Coder
  45. Confessions of a former ISP Admin by Jahf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was an admin at a mid-level (statewide) ISP for about 4.5 years in the mid-late 1990's. I had a similar situation to yours and didn't know where to go.

    Turns out, if you are willing to move out of admin and more into marketing and research, the skillset is highly valued by many companies.

    I ended up going to work for a small linux-based ISP equipment manufacturer that within a year got aquired by a major telecomm equipment manufacturer. I'm still with the larger company, though they have had some layoffs during the tech crunch of the last couple of years.

    I started out as a field technician for technical support doing remote problem diagnosis and some travel for on-site issues. I was transferred to Sales (not my choice) for a couple of years as a Sales Engineer, where I basically worked as a system engineering consultant helping customers define exactly what products they needed (in many ways, this position can be the antithesis of the dreaded sales rep position since I got to say when the rep was wrong and both sides valued the fact that I was honest in my recommendations). During this time I started working with the product groups to define new products right before the smaller company was aquired. Later, after the aquisition, I found an opportunity to exit Sales (yay!) and went to work for the product definition group as someone who helps define various technical areas of a product that they were not familiar with, as well as provide real-world feedback on feature requests.

    All of the above areas are good for someone with practical experience in the field who doesn't mind public speaking. I still work from remote and have moved twice in 3 years. Lately my company has faced lowered travel budgets, so I'm expected to travel less and get to stare out my back office window at the rocky mountains on a daily basis.

    During this time I've been approached a number of times (without scouting for them) by other companies who are looking for a similar combination of problem solving/technical knowledge/public speaking for similar jobs. Note that you don't particularly enjoy crowds of people (I don't), but you do need to be able to hold technical discussions with strangers and write/give presentations to large groups (250 is my largest crowd so far) intelligibly and warmly. I usually retire to my hotel room after such a gig and chill out with a movie and room service while the sales and marketing folks go out and party.

    I have been considering finishing my degree (I started working at the ISP and dropped out of school due to lack of time) so that if my company cuts more workers I feel confident going back into the IT workplace, but so far it appears that marketing and product definition jobs get cut at a far less rapid rate than remote sales positions at my particular company.

    --
    It is more productive to voice thoughtful opinions (reply) than to judge (moderate) others.
    1. Re:Confessions of a former ISP Admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe how many narcissistic, pompous, ingrate assholes are on this board. You talk about sitting at home raking in money, or sitting in your plush office looking at the mountains, like it's an entitlement. You talk about people approaching YOU (you never have to approach THEM, you're that good) as if you're the god of big iron. You prance through your practiced expostulation like a depravedly indifferent nincompoop who is god's gift to the working world, with your "highly valued skillset" in problem solving. Fuck you. A lot of people, with equal or better skills, don't even have jobs. So keep sucking balloon-knots, and cocks, and whatever else keeps you in the cube--you're kind is human garbage to me, and I hope you and your fat, undeserved salary end up in the scrap heap of society where you belong. PS. Anyone stupid enough to continue to employ you is haemorrhaging money and committing fraud against investors. What are your credentials, anyway? Born ass kisser?

    2. Re:Confessions of a former ISP Admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOTE: I posted anonymously without a karma bonus to keep this limited to the people who are reading this entire thread and not bother folks who are filtering out posts. I'm "Jahf" of the top-level post in this thread ... feel free mod this overrated if it goes over a score: 1

      > I can't believe how many narcissistic, pompous, ingrate assholes are
      > on this board. You talk about sitting at home raking in money, or
      > sitting in your plush office looking at the mountains, like it's an
      > entitlement. You talk about people approaching YOU (you never have to
      > approach THEM, you're that good) as if you're the god of big iron. You
      > prance through your practiced expostulation like a depravedly
      > indifferent nincompoop who is god's gift to the working world, with
      > your "highly valued skillset" in problem solving. Fuck you. A lot of
      > people, with equal or better skills, don't even have jobs. So keep
      > sucking balloon-knots, and cocks, and whatever else keeps you in the
      > cube--you're kind is human garbage to me, and I hope you and your fat,
      > undeserved salary end up in the scrap heap of society where you
      > belong. PS. Anyone stupid enough to continue to employ you is
      > haemorrhaging money and committing fraud against investors. What are
      > your credentials, anyway? Born ass kisser?

      Dude, you need to chill the hell out.

      I never said I was so good at anything that people were falling over to get at me. At most I meant that I was surprised that people were approaching me to hire when I hadn't farmed a resume' out in years.

      In fact, that's the point (and that's why I am following up your insulting post): if I can get a job that allows me to work from home and gives me alot of flexibility, anyone (like the person who submitted the article) who reads here has the possibility of finding the same. ...

      If you read what I wrote I was clearly stating that if I could do it, so can the person who posed the question. I'm not amazing at anything I do, I just know how to do alot of different things. Until I got hired by my current company I had no clue that it was possible to combine technical computer skills and people skills into such a flexible position.

      FWIW, out of 10 people who I worked with as a sales engineer (7 of which I interviewed and gave the nod for our manager to hire), only 3 of us survived the tech layoffs of last year. Believe me, I know just how lucky I am and I knew I had to get out of that job. Out of that group, I know of 3 who are just as qualified as I am who are unemployed or working for far less and doing far less than they are capable of. ...

      The only allusion I make to my salary is the fact that I get a good view out of my office window. I didn't mention that it's actually a walled in back patio (complete with the old siding exterior as one of my walls) with bare plywood walls and no ventilation for heat or AC from the house. This is what is called a compromise. I chose to sink a majority of my salary into a rickety old house so that I could be in the mountains, which means I don't get a kushy house and manicured lawn. I am not rich, I didn't make a killing in the market, and I just make enough to cover my family and house payment.

      I don't feel entitled to anything, I feel lucky. I also know that I've worked to get here and am not going to feel guilty because some AC is feeling nasty.

      As for my credentials, they are nothing amazing, just fairly unusual. I have worked as a graphic designer, 3d animator, Perl/Javascript/C programmer, Unix/Linux/Windows system administrator, computer support technician, sales engineer and technical marketer. I have college classes in most all of these areas but found that to work in my fields I didn't need a degree if I could show skill. I have certified in a number of areas (RHCE, Micro$oft, Solaris) and often that combined with work experience, 15 years on the internet, public speaking ability and travel flexibility are more than enough for prospective employers. ...

      Even with that I still feel a degree is important long-term and do not consider my abilities greater than anyone elses who I have worked with. My post was meant to be an illustration that other people in a similar position should not allow themselves to get bogged down in the "someone else might be better than me, why bother" ... instead they should go for what they want and see if they can get it. Far better to try that and fail than being bitter (which is what your reply sounds like).

  46. Network Engineering / Unix Administration by _jthm · · Score: 1

    I work for a software company with five offices in the U.S., one which is about to close, and a single office left outside the states in London (we closed Cambridge and Calgary).

    My title is Senior Network Engineer out of Texas, but I work for any and every one of the offices requiring attention to their network gear (mainly Cisco) or Unix systems (mainly Sun, with some IBM and HP). For example, at the moment I'm tracking problems across a matrix of eight Catalyst 2950's in London, trying to identify a trend in the significant CRC and frame errors.

    As others have mentioned, this type of work has a significant hurdle - a physical presence is required at some point for work like this. Each office has staff that can perform the physical work as specified by me, and I do travel several times a year. The people I work with make a kick ass team, and I enjoy the job more because of them.

    I was not hired into this position, however. The office I've worked in for many years is closing, and staff not relocating are given severence and sent on their way -- except for myself, because of my expertise. This is probably as rare a situation as you'll ever run across, and took some wrangling with management goons to make them understand I really don't need an entire office to keep doing everything I've been doing for every other office.

    In short, I wasn't hired into a telecommuting job - the job mutated into a remote situation. I'm not sure jobs like this are even offered to new hires.

    Good Luck!

    1. Re:Network Engineering / Unix Administration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My title is Senior Network Engineer out of Texas

      I'll bite... who's the Senior Network Engineer in Texas?

  47. Web Design by AsnFkr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A friend of mine does fill time free-lance web development, and works with people and companys he never actually contacts physically all the time. All he needs is internet, a phone line, and a good long distance plan. (Cell phone with free long distance and alot of minutes). He tours with a band he is in and while in the van does web development on his apple laptop..when he gets to a hotel connects to the net VIA a AOL (they have local access numbers EVERYWHERE) account and uploads what needs to go up. It works out fantasticly.

  48. Telecommunting may not be an option by Zeddicus_Z · · Score: 3, Informative

    Telecommuting is one of those wonderful benefits that was supposed to give us all the oportunity to kick back, relax and work at our lesuire from home. As long as the work was done, and the projects on time, who cared if you started your working day at 9am or 3am, right?

    Unfortunately, the real world doesn't work like that.

    Telecommunting isn't a myth. It's not equal to the fabled "paperless office". You actually can telecommunte. However, don't expect to do it straight off at your new job.

    Telecommuting has many advantages. It also has many potential down sides. Which is why 99.99% of employers will want you in their building, at one of their desks for at least your first 6 to 12 months. Why? To ensure that you actally can do the work you're supposed to be doing. It's all well and good sayin you can code like a guru, or are to systems administration what Tolkien was to the fantasy genre, but most employers won't take that risk on new people.

    For situations such as yours where you're going to be moving away, I wouldn't count on telecommuting to make your life easier. Unless you're insanely lucky, no-one will give you a telecommute job - regardless of your past achievements at other firms - without testing you out in-situ first.

    --
    Janie took my gun...
    1. Re:Telecommunting may not be an option by aminorex · · Score: 2


      > Unless you're insanely lucky, no-one will give
      > you a telecommute job

      This is just not true. Many companies are now
      entirely virtual, and there is little or no
      opportunity in such organizations for non-telecommuters. I've been telecommuting since
      1990, and I've gone through several cycles of
      acquisition/bankruptcy/option-cash-out/disgrun tlem ent
      without once doing the anti-environment, anti-
      family 2-hours-in-gridlock thing that passed for
      productivity in the standard model of the old
      millenium.

      My advice to anyone who values quality of life
      over ego-boosting is to refuse all non-tele
      positions, if your skill set is sufficiently
      desirable.

      Of course if all you can do is reboot AS/400
      consoles, matters are very different.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
  49. Limited Skill Set by Pinky3 · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight. Your wife is going to be at a University. The last time I looked, every university had an IT department, and they are all desperate for people. They don't pay top salaries, but they are always hiring.

    Or is your skill set so limited that a university wouldn't hire you?

  50. Development by Phaid · · Score: 2

    For about two years, I lived in Kentucky and did realtime systems development for a client in Georgia. They shipped me the hardware I needed, so I could do the development and a certain amount of testing at home, and then I would upload the software to them and do remote testing/debugging with them over the phone. It worked out really well, and when I joined a consulting firm I brought them along as one of our clients.

    There are companies that make telecommuting and remote development their standard practice - check out Art & Logic for example.

  51. email tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I manage a web hosting company, and I never met most people that ever worked for me, they never stepped in our office. Those were regular, full-time company employees, some stayed for more than 3 years, and they worked from home, or wherever they wanted. All we require is constant instant message connection during work hours, and working on the tickets assigned to them.

    They do sysadmin tasks, client troubleshooting, and interact directly with customers via the ticket system. Those people don't talk to clients over the phone, but if we needed this would be easily arranged with some VoIP arrangement.

    So the web hosting industry may be an option if our competitors are doing the same (we're not hiring now) :-)

    Good Luck!

  52. Divorce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Divorce your wife and all this wont be a problem. Since she is probably smarter then you she should handle it ok.

  53. Depends on the PHd I guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you telecommute a welfare check?

  54. Remote Program Phones by sting985 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My company had a woman in TX do programming on a Lucent Merlin Legend/Intuity Audix system when we added a T1 switch and did a cutover. She'll get a paycheck but we never saw her in person. Everything was conducted over phone lines. She made either $75 or $100 a hour. Also investigate company layoffs as there might be a lot of experienced people trying to start this up on their own. It's something to look into without playing commuter, that's a lot of stress and it didn't sound like that's what you wanted.

  55. Narrow View, Self-limited by ONOIML8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "My current skill set ties me to only a handful of major cities...."

    Nope, it's your attitude that ties you to those cities. If you'll open your mind you'll find that your "skill set" includes things that could get you hired anywhere.

    Drop all the way back to the very basics for a moment. You could pump gas or flip burgers. The chances are good that you could stock shelves at a Wal Mart or answer the telephone in a legal office. Work up from there.

    The only problem that I see you having is that the only "skill set" you WANT to use ties you to those cities. I live in an area where there are quite a few folks who were in either entertainment or law enforcement in southern California. Don't ask me why people from those professions are so common here, I don't know. But they have either dropped back to basic skills to live here or learned other skills.

    You can too.

    Methinks you just need to open your mind a bit more.

    --
    . Quit playing Monopoly with Bill. Switch to one of many non-Microsoft products today.
    1. Re:Narrow View, Self-limited by labradort · · Score: 1

      It's a little tougher than that. The jobs you list won't pay the rent if you are supporting someone else and/or kids. It is also hard to get someone to hire you if they are convinced you wouldn't stick around long for a joe job.

      Like the original question poser, I have moved to a smaller city where there isn't much software development, and it is difficult to find work in one of my previous roles (QA, Tech Support).

      I'm trying to switch to a more sysadmin or network admin role, and no one is calling me. Certifications are underway, but tough to pull off on my budget. Tech Support for various places like ISPs is also a possibility, but they generally pay peanuts.

    2. Re:Narrow View, Self-limited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The jobs you list won't pay the rent if you are supporting someone else and/or kids.

      What you really mean is that it won't support the lifestyle to which you have become accustomed. There are people in this country raising families on $10K a year or less, and not all of them are struggling to do it.

    3. Re:Narrow View, Self-limited by ONOIML8 · · Score: 2

      Thank you and amen. I was just going to say that myself.

      How would I know? I'm doing it.

      --
      . Quit playing Monopoly with Bill. Switch to one of many non-Microsoft products today.
    4. Re:Narrow View, Self-limited by ONOIML8 · · Score: 2

      You might need to reflect on your standard of living. If you lower it then you might be able to meet other goals.

      If you are in an area where there isn't much software development, then why are you looking for software development work? If it's because you only WANT to work in software development or sysadmin, then you'll need to look elsewhere. But if you want to stay where you're at you'll either have to look at other jobs or get VERY creative.

      I really think it comes down to how you, and the origional poster, have your priorities set.

      --
      . Quit playing Monopoly with Bill. Switch to one of many non-Microsoft products today.
  56. Major League Baseball by Hack+Shoeboy · · Score: 0

    I think you might be able to be a professional baseball player from home.

    --

    IN TEH FUCHAR, LITERSY WLIL EB OPSHANAL!!!!!111
  57. Software Tester by aiabx · · Score: 1

    I test software for a living, and last year when going through a family emergency, my employers (bless them) let me work from home for four months. It worked out well. I went into the office every couple of weeks so that people would remember who I was and not steal my cubicle stuff, but even that wasn't necessary to get my job done well.
    -aiabx

    --
    Just this guy, you know?
    1. Re:Software Tester by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at a client site for several months, but stopped in at the office at the end of the day two or three times a week.

      It didn't stop them from stealing all my stuff, like computer parts, etc.

      Generally it comes down to respect. In my case I'm convinced my employer had little respect for anyone and simply encourages scrambling for parts.

      (A small compnay I worked at did the same thingm but atleast in there case they were not a software/hardware consulting company ordering computer parts all the time!).

  58. Re:Your best options are ... by slashuzer · · Score: 0

    Genuinely funny comment. Thanks mikeplokta for making me laugh!

  59. Question your assumptions by philosophyandrew · · Score: 1

    Your question assumes that the only tele-commuting option is for you to work at home from wherever you wife's academic job search leads her. As you suggest, this leads to your family having little or no geographic choice: you live where the job is, no matter how disgusting a place it is.

    Such is the nature of academe....at least until recently. Now there are opportunities to be a work-at-home professor as a long distance faculty member of a University or College. There are good jobs out there with accredited institutions, and the competition isn't as tough as for traditional faculty jobs because lots of folks don't know about these positions.

    Two caveats: (1) some academic snobs still look down on distance education, and (2) there isn't anything comporable yet to a "premiere job at a Ph.D.-granding research University." (Then again, 95% of traditional academics don't land that sort of job, either! So, unless your wife is limiting her search to "first tier" academics only--a nearly suicidal job search strategy for academics--the distance education option is worth throwing into the mix.)

    1. Re:Question your assumptions by margaret · · Score: 1

      Most newly minted PhD's aren't looking for a real job yet - they're looking for a postdoctoral position, and you can't be a postdoc from home. (If you know something I don't, please pass it on!) So if she's on a research track, he's going to have to follow her around for several years before they settle down.

      My boyfriend and I are sort of in the same situation. I'm an MD/PhD candidate, and he's currently looking for work. When we planned for him to move out here, the market was still ok, and he was optimistic about finding something. He has said that he wouldn't mind following me around because he likes to switch jobs periodically. In this economy though, it has been rough. He's a mac guy, and it seems like what few jobs there are in Cincinnati deal exclusively with Windows. I feel guilty for bringing him here, but he's maintained a much better attitude that I could have under the circumstances.

    2. Re:Question your assumptions by philosophyandrew · · Score: 1

      Good point: the online career path certainly suits scholars in the humanities better than those in technical fields. Home officel labs are a little expensive to set up!

  60. Job schmob by HarryLeBlanc · · Score: 1

    The easiest, most flexible, and most lucrative way to earn money with computers is as a consultant. I've been working from home for years, and rarely see my clients (except for analysis meetings). Web-based development, database analyst/admin, sysadmin -- all can be done remotely, and usually ends up being cheaper for your client as well. In fact, why not approach your current company? Base your hourly rate on double your current salary, and you'll be beating the competition.

    1. Re:Job schmob by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      That's all fine and well if you have the clients.... Building a customer-base is *always* the tough part, though. I partnered with a friend of mine who was trying to get a computer consulting and on-site service business going, years ago, and the cost of advertising our services exceeded our income.

      If we had a big loan, up front, to work with - sure, I think it would have broken even in a year or two, and started making money. Fact is, we didn't have that luxury. We simply had a limited budget to start with, and the knowledge that we were both really good at what we did.

      Being good at the job doesn't equate with short-term profitability, though. When you're out of work and need to pay the bills, this type of thing isn't usually a workable solution - unless you've got large cash reserves.

    2. Re:Job schmob by wykkyd · · Score: 1

      They are called "Small Business Loans" aka Up Front Capitalization via a government loan.

      --
      ... there is no spoon ...
  61. hmmmm.... by Opie812 · · Score: 0

    My current skill set ties me to only a handful of major cities, so I am trying to figure out the best path to prepare myself for being uprooted ...divorce...

    --
    I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart.
  62. Web development by GAPeach3 · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine did websites for internal use in a major (and now bankrupt) telecommunications company. She was home everyday when her children came home from school, made a nice income, and only had to go into the office to mail packages or put training manuals together (so about once a month).

  63. Re:Serendipity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In what way is that serendipidous?
    Or do you just like to say the word...

  64. The University by asv108 · · Score: 2
    If your wife is a PhD candidate, then you are obviously living close to a college. The best place to look for a flexible job is at the university. You may go the traditional route of applying to posted positions, but I would recommend a different approach. Probably the best way to get a job, would be to become more socially active with people who may need new hires. Many people who post jobs have already made their mind on an internal candidate so that's why its important to find out about these openings before they are posted. As far as telecommuting goes, Universities tend to be very flexible as long as your work allows you to be productive without face2face contact. As a programmer working on a project with 2 other people, I don't need to be in the office that much so I'm allowed to telecommute 3 days a week.

    One word of warning, make sure you have decent home office to work in, a few years ago OCSA passed some crazy regulations in regards to telecommuting, so most HR departments are really paranoid about a telecommuters workplace. I know my setup is going to be inspected next month by some guy to make sure the it is ergonomically correct, which is completely ridiculous. Basically they will justify their existence by telling me to get keyboard trays even though my keyboard is already at a good height. Way to go OCSA, keeping me safe from the dangerous height of my model-m keyboard! They will probably furnish me with an MS keyboard that I will immediately throw in the closet.

  65. Unnecesary Dilbert Reference by evilviper · · Score: 2

    Just tell your Pointly Haired Boss that you'll wear a really uncomfortable hat.

    --
    Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
  66. Telecommuters compete with India? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    If I telecommute, won't I be competing with a PhD from India, who is happy to work for $500 a month?

    1. Re:Telecommuters compete with India? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I telecommute, won't I be competing with a PhD from India, who is happy to work for $500 a month?

      Even if you *don't* telecommute, you are competing with non-citizens (H1B's) flying in to set up residence here. Fucken politicians do this to us techies during a tech depression? Wrath wrath wrath!!!!

      Go Home Indie!

      Beat it on out before somebody gets the Rodney King Twitch!!!!!!

      Signed, Mr. Pissssssed

  67. How secure an academic career? by davecl · · Score: 2

    I don't know what field your partner is in, but it should be noted that a PhD is not a guarantee of an academic career. You might want to see how things develop in her studies as well as her and your job market over the next few years before making any irreversible decisions.

  68. Most portable tech skills... by ctar · · Score: 1

    Not to troll, but this is the exact question I submitted as an 'ask slashdot' a few weeks ago...I'd like to re-phrase it the way I posed it in my question: What are the most portable tech skills? Besides desktop support, which is computer related and can be done anywhere, what skills are are the most portable and relatively high paying in not-necessarily urban areas?

    I am in a similar situation as this guy, so want to know the concensus...But, here are my thoughts on the matter:

    The ability to change your skillset, and adapt to any skillset is one of the most valuable assets in the tech industry...Working as a tech is primarily about problem solving. The technology itself is (often) dynamic, and little more than the context within which you solve these problems. Granted, some technologies are easier to use, easier to understand, and more enjoyable. But, once you have developed your problem solving skills, you should be able to apply this to any technology... In line with this idea, I think a wide variety of skills are the best preparation for a nomadic tech lifestyle. Preferably ones you enjoy working with!!!

  69. Possibly an impolite comment, but... by Observer · · Score: 2
    Kids?

    I imagine they're not in either of your minds at the moment, but 4 years is a long time, and minds change with them.

    On a less contentious topic, I've met a few people who worked several hours away from home at the end of a modest international airline journey, arriving mid-morning Monday and leaving lunchtime Friday, over periods of years. Admittedly, you need a really secure partnership to do that for any length of time, but it seemed to work OK for them (kids in these cases were either absent or had already left the nest).

    Like someone else commented, 4 years is a long time in the IT business. Using it to generalise your skillset so you can pick up short-term assignments nearer where your peripatetic wife will be located.

  70. Stock trading by evocate · · Score: 2

    Ok, stop laughing. Faced with exactly the same quandry, I chose to trade stocks. You can do it from anywhere, the hours are great, and my tech skills haved all been expanded well beyond the limited horizons that a mere bank job can offer. Programming, networking, hardware, and math abilities have all been put to the test. And believe it or not, I am making a pretty good living at it, even in this market. Same cash as the bank job (I was a senior developer) but I have to pay for my own benefits. No PHBs and their loser deadlines. Full telecommuting benefits, with no travelling to the main office for "important meetings". Vacation whenever. It's hard work and took a long time to prepare for, but it's definitely worth it.

  71. adhered-to schedule is good too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take university classes in the morning and
    evenings. (My first class is at 7:30 AM, my
    evening class is at 6:45 PM, and there are
    strict attendance policies). Getting my employer
    to understand that this means (1) I must be at
    the classroom at those times, and nowhere else,
    and (2) I do not travel during the school semester, has been very, very difficult. On the other hand, I am allowed to telecommute all I want, 100% if I want except for meetings and tasks that require physical access.

    What they don't seem to understand is that, even if it meant a severe lowering of my income, if I could find a way to do it I would go back to school full time, stay there until I finished all the grad degrees that interest me, and retire as a professor. Easier said than done -- it's easier for me to get a job paying $100K than it is to find a just-adequate means of support that would permit a basic standard of living while attending university.

    Messed up!

  72. good telecommuter job by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    An excellent telecommuter job is a pre-sales engineer for any tech company. I was a pre-sales engineer for Compaq for two years. They issued me a laptop, and ipaq, a blackberry (wireless email device) and a cell phone. This was my office. Infact, I had no desk or cube in any Compaq facility! I was full remote (i.e. home) office.

    I believe most pre-sales tech positions will be similar. Good luck!

    --
    I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
  73. Off-the-wall Alternative by djmcmath · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry to sound old-fashioned, but there's an alternative to your plan which worked quite well for many thousands of years. I am in a similar situation, you see, except that my wife has decided not to pursue the ideal career with her degree, but rather to be with me. She'll work part time until we have kids, at which point she'll stay home to raise them. Her excellent education will serve well in the home; I am certain our children will be better off for having a well educated mother. I know it's a crazy idea in today's world -- Double Income No Kids is so much more fun!! ... But it is definitely worth some consideration.


    The bottom line -- excuses define priorities. "Honey, we can't live in the same place because of our jobs" is almost like saying "My job is more important to me than being with you." (And yes, I've heard that before, too, which is why I'm married to the one who would follow me anywhere.)


    Best of luck to ya.

  74. Re:Narrow View, Self-limited-Reality check. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " "My current skill set ties me to only a handful of major cities...."

    A person with disabilities can be tied down as well.

    Family obligations can tie a person down.

    Financial obligations can tie a person down.

    "Methinks you just need to open your mind a bit more."

    Me thinks someone needs to get out more.

  75. My experience by lspd · · Score: 1

    I work from home as a contractor doing Perl/C/C++ programming and Linux system administration. Several years back I worked at home as a freelance writer for a local paper (all interviews were done by phone.) My wife's aunt works from home as a contractor doing HR software implementation/consulting and as a paid speaker for a national HR organization (she has to travel from time to time, but not at her own expense.) The father of one of my highschool friends worked from home as a contractor doing insurance consulting and risk assesment. (He eventually gave this up to work as a realtor. He was making good money but wanted more money.) The mother of a different highschool friend worked from home as a contractor doing interior decorating and made a very good living at it (though this still ties her to a single city.)

    I'm sure you can see that common factor in all these stories. Work as a contractor, do something you love, do something you're great at, do something that's worth the money, charge reasonably, exceed expectations, and you'll have no problems.

  76. Re:"My current skill set ties me to only a handful by FCAdcock · · Score: 1
    Actually. most companies would rather keep him and allow him to telecomute (as long as he could do it, and maintain the same quality of work, if not better) rather than hiring and training someone else.

    Experience, and time will be his biggest factors in keeping his job at his cuttent company. That and making friends with management before the time comes...

    --
    --Forest C. Adcock--
  77. Patent Attorney, specifically patent prosecution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk to your clients/inventor via the phone. Email/FedEx your work to the inventor/PTO.
    Of course, you need 3 more years to school.

  78. DBA by MrSoccerMom · · Score: 1

    I'm a Sybase and Oracle DBA. My "office" is an hour away from home on the US East Coast. But the company's data centers are in Colorado Springs, Boeblingen, and Singapore. What difference if I telecommute from home over VPN or from the "office" on the company intranet?

  79. Re: the worst, available online? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Yeah, there was a time when I'd completely disagree with you - but lately, I'd say that's dead-on accurate.

    With few exceptions, the jobs I've seen listed on Monster.com, Dice.com and HotJobs.com in I.T. have been looking for an extremely specific skill-set. It's not that the pay and benefits are necessarily bad, but the employers are fishing for a "perfect" candidate that just happens to have years of experience in several obscure technologies, plus a bachelor's degree and a couple certifications.

    I often wonder if they ever find what they're looking for. Sometimes, you see these ads get listed over and over for several months, and suddenly disappear. (Did they really find someone, or just give up running the ad and settle for someone less qualified?)

  80. Re:Your best options are ... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I was thinking bus driver.

  81. Re:Stock trading ... as a broker? by r2ravens · · Score: 2

    You're not talking about buying stocks with your own money are you? Surely you're talking about handling other peoples stock purchases for a brokerage fee.
    Or should this read:
    Ok, stop laughing. Faced with exactly the same quandry, I chose online gambling. You can do it from anywhere, the hours are great, and my tech skills haved all been expanded well beyond the limited horizons that a mere bank job can offer. ...
    Or maybe:
    Ok, stop laughing. Faced with exactly the same quandry, I chose hacking bank software. You can do it from anywhere, the hours are great, and my tech skills haved all been expanded well beyond the limited horizons that a mere bank job with a gun can offer. ...
    Contrary to your first line, this post was supposed to be modded up as funny, right?

    --
    War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. - George Orwell or George Bush?
  82. Re:if your butt doesn't have to be in the chair . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was flown down to interview with my company, I said up front that I'd be interested in working onsite for a half a year or so and then would want to move back to my original location and work from home.

    And now I am.

  83. shareware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i cant believe no one has mentioned this yet...but try your luck in the shareware market...try to pick an itch, and code it! shareware income is shaky at first, but cna grow exponetionally..at some point (perhaps 2-3 years), you will no longer need a day job...it will help you keep you tech skills up too!

    good luck!

    p

  84. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your wife should stay at home and help to raise your children. She can get a good job even without a Phd.

  85. Won't matter if the company ain't behind you by eaddict · · Score: 2

    I work for a mid-sized IS department for a unamed corporation. Our Is is centralized though we have facilities in 4 states. We didn't have a formal telecommuting policy BUT the IS folks who had DSL/Cable set up a VPN so work could be done from home. Some folks took 1 day a week. Others worked through rush hour then came in. All in all it was a good deal. Productivity was up (number of help desk calls closed was up). Employees were happy.

    That was until the top dogs pulled everyone in last friday. Apparently some folks complained that they could not telecommute. So rather than take what was working and modify it and define roles/positions that could telecommute they pulled the plug on ALL telecommuting.

    This was a good way to piss off a lot of good folks.

    Bottom line, if the company you are looking to work for says they allow telecommuting make sure they have a policy in writing.

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    "If you are on fire you can just stop, drop, and roll. If you fall into Lava you are just dead." - my 5yr old daughter
    1. Re:Won't matter if the company ain't behind you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in this employment environment; you'll start losing other 'perks' very soon too.

  86. What a Fraud by Peahippo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While we're on the topic ... I don't doubt that some sensible telecommuting is going on, BUT ....

    Telecommuting isn't being used mainly to save on transportation or infrastructure costs. Transport is borne by the worker, but the authority to telecommute is with the worker's management. Telecommuters also tend to have their own desks, cubes or offices at the company workplace.

    "Telecommuting" is mostly a code word for the subtle authorization of management, salesmen and programmers to take time off at home while still getting paid. This is laziness and thievery, but since they are expensive and privileged labor, few have the position or gumption to call them those names.

    Note well how call centers are filled with people who must commute every workday to do a job that is structurally well suited to working at home over the telephone. But that's not telecommuting as currently practiced -- that's for privileged types and not for the sweatshop laborers no matter how heavily the system revolves around pure telephony.

    Exception-That-Tests-Rule: I do know somebody personally who successfully telecommuted while being on the bottom of the corporate totem pole. But the same impetus to allow a telecommuting employee like that, was part and parcel of cutting all kinds of costs, such as in-office management, rules for work (yes, I asked for the rules and regulations for employees and was basically laughed at for my trouble), and also abiding by federal and state regulation of their medically-oriented business. She was eventually fired for not following the unknown rules, and the last we heard, the state was all over the company anyway for noncompliance.

    Work-from-home schemes are rife; they are always scams when advertised remotely, or half-scams when advertised by a local office; and the popular perception of telecommuting is equally out-of-touch with reality (the AT&T commercials being fine indicia of that). I am at a loss to envision how real telecommuting can become as pervasive as it needs to be, given all the work that could be done at home and isn't yet, as well as all the work that will need to be done outside of the continued downsizing of workplaces.

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    [also misbehaves on Kuro5hin as Peahippo]
    1. Re:What a Fraud by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Telecommuting isn't being used mainly to save on transportation or infrastructure costs. Transport is borne by the worker, but the authority to telecommute is with the worker's management. Telecommuters also tend to have their own desks, cubes or offices at the company workplace.

      Yes and no. Hot desking/hoteling is the best example of telecommuting/road working saving money on real estate. But those workers are more expensive to support, since a laptop in a bag is more fragile than a PC on a desk.

      Note well how call centers are filled with people who must commute every workday to do a job that is structurally well suited to working at home over the telephone. But that's not telecommuting as currently practiced -- that's for privileged types and not for the sweatshop laborers no matter how heavily the system revolves around pure telephony.

      Call center staff don't just answer the phone, they also have to do stuff on behalf of the customer. In essence, a call center may be viewed as a "black box" voice recognition system. You connect one end to the phone system, and the other end to your corporate IT infrastructure. Assuming that the cost of its external voice and data links are the same, a call center can be located anywhere in the world, so you put it where the internal mechanism (i.e. the people) can be sourced most cheaply.

      The reason that it's difficult for call center staff to work from home is that the technology is not quite there yet to allow them to securely run the applications that do the call center's real work (manipulating data in a corporate database), even though the technology to link them to voice networks does exist. Once this problem is solved, you simply pay operators by calls answered satisfactorily, and then they can telecommute to their heart's content.

      Work-from-home schemes are rife; they are always scams when advertised remotely, or half-scams when advertised by a local office; and the popular perception of telecommuting is equally out-of-touch with reality

      Telecommuting works if its an occasional thing. For example, an on-call sysadmin can RAS into the office if their pager goes off, or perform routine maintenance from home (say, checking the backup completed). But if people want to work from home then they need a job structured in such a way that all resources are available at home and contact with the outside world can be asynchronous for most of the time. Examples of this are writing books or articles, many types of art, even shareware developer.

    2. Re:What a Fraud by krinsh · · Score: 1

      First let's answer the question: Look up www.tjobs.com and also 'telecommute' on your favorite search engine. Second, I worked for a company for about a year before they laid off their entire engineering division (which were telecommuters). Having a home office is great; and may surprise your employer with your productivity; but be careful not to put yourself into 7a-8p workdays because you think you aren't doing enough because you are working at home. Third, many of the people that were laid off went back to - you guessed it - working for themselves. It seems that self-employment or small organizations are the best way to telecommute. If you have industry contacts that do consulting work; talk with them. They may not telecommute but they will have insight because you most likely will be working like them - home office or not.

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      I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  87. Training? by AlecC · · Score: 1

    I knew a couple in a very similar situation - they both had good thech/manegerial jobs, but she was well up the career ladder in a very big corporation, while he was probably more liike most slashdotters - a while here, a while there, sometimes team leader sometimes not. So he went in for training for his tech discipline. It is much easier to get in and out of, because you are not involved in projects with timescales of months and a need to build a working team, but week-at-a-time courses. Seemed to work for them.

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    Consciousness is an illusion caused by an excess of self consciousness.
  88. Database manager by messiertom · · Score: 1

    My father is a database manager for the CME (Chicago Mercantile Exchange) and he telecommutes from home every day.

    It's improved is mood greatly, and overall, I'd say it's a Good Thing(tm) to telecommute for jobs like this (as databases are pretty much made to be remotely accessible).

  89. Yes and No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They enjoy the part about exposing their privates among their fellow males, but the showering part ruins it for them.

  90. What Tech Jobs???? by The_THOMAS · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What Tech Jobs????

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  91. self employment by wa1rus · · Score: 1

    There are various jobs which you _can_ do without necessarily needing direct contact with people (web design, writing software etc), but which many employers would object to you doing on this basis. For this reason, self-employment might be the best option for you. Its certainly worth considering.

  92. consider educational/research institutions? by call+-151 · · Score: 2
    You don't say what your skill set is that limits things so dramatically- it's hard to be specific without knowing that. One thing to consider instead of telecommuting, though, is to plan on taking technical positions at the various institutions that your wife may be doing postdocs at. A few issues:
    • Technical jobs at universities or research labs don't pay as well as their corporate counterparts, but for many people, the environment is more reasonable.
    • Large universities and research labs are always shorthanded when it comes to sysadmins and network people, for example relying upon students (or ex-students) for a large part of their expertise.
    • Universities are pretty accustomed to reasonably rapid turnover in technical positions, for a number of reasons. So just being someplace for three years is not unusual or a big downer from their side, unlike some corportate positions.
    • There are a lot of interesting problems that arise in scientific computation settings, for example, if your skills are applible there.
    • Many women in research/academia have similar concerns of finding acceptable employment for both halves of a couple, commonly known as "solving the two-body problem." Many universities have progressive methods for helping to solve two-body problems, at least if there are interested in getting strong women faculty.
    • Though there can be bad things about both halves of a couple working at the same place, there are also some really nice things too.

    That being said, if your wife does want to continue down the PhD path to research and academia, she may find this book: Ms. Mentor's Impeccable Advice for Women in Academia as helpful as I have. She (and I) may not agree with everything in there, but it certainly makes you think about a lot of things that you might not have otherwise.
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    It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
  93. Professional Official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If thousands of dollars a year is not your game, become a SPORTS OFFICIAL. Get good and certify Nationally after 5 - 7 years which would mean you would be able to work for any local board anywhere in the country no questions asked. It's an idea if you LOVE a Sport and aren't too concerned about money.
    You would have to STUDY the whole rulebook, pass written tests, attend clinics, and concentrate on the game to succeed.

    Mmmm.. W o m e n ' s V o l l e y b a l l . . . ;)

  94. Been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in exactly your position. A couple of comments first, and then a summary of my story.

    1. Academia works on its own slow schedule. Expect delays on the order of years. If you think your wife if 4 years away, add another 50% to that time. If you think your wife is 6 months away, double or triple that number. This makes it hard to plan with your employer. If you want to enter a Masters program yourself, plan for an 12 month delay from application to start.
    2. Treat telecommuting as an adventure to stay in the game. Continuing to work leads to contacts that generate the next job. Find a company that could use your skills and offer to work there. Negotiate the telecommuting deal up front. Use the telecommuting time as a bridge to find work locally. I found 10 months telecommuting to be my personal limit. I actually found my local job contact through an employee at the company for which I telecommuted.

    The story:
    In 1995, my wife was going to graduate in 2 years and we were going to have to move. I applied for a SW Eng Masters program. I was accepted, my employer paid for the tuition, but things did not really start until Jan 1996. I finished in May 1998, and my wife still was not close to graduating.

    However, I changed jobs due to an opportunity made available from the degree and worked at that company until 1999. By that time, my wife was close to graduation and I asked the company for a telecommuting position. They declined.

    I then went in search of a programming job that would support a telecommuting position. I found one by convincing the company that even though telecommuting may not be a such good idea, it would be an interesting experiment.

    I worked at that company in town for four months, then moved when my wife got a job. For the next 10 months, I telecommuted for 3 weeks at home and telefamilied 1 week at the company. The position was a permanent-fulltime one, but after 10 months, I left the company on my own.

    I was productive for the first 5 to 6 telecommuting months. After that, the isolation took its toll. When I work with other people, there is constant chatter with new ideas and different perspectives. When I work alone, those new ideas and different perspectives are missing. When I was stuck, I found it hard to find a different approach alone. I ended up playing a game: 'what questions do I need to ask'. That is, instead of brainstorming answers, I would brainstorm questions that other people would be likely to ask, and then brainstorm answers. That worked pretty well, but it was no substitute for real interaction.

    I found that working at home encouraged long naps. Instead of being in an office, I was at home where a bed or couch was nearby. Again, for the first 5 to 6 months, I worked pretty well, but towards the end, the naps were winning more frequently.

    On the plus side, I was able to contribute to the company for quite a while. Also, those 10 months allowed me time to generate a network of local contacts that I leveraged into a local job. Actually, I found my local contact through an employee of my company. This individual had worked in the town where I ended up, before moving to the town where my company was based. He knew some people where I lived and gave me a reference, which landed me the local job.

    1. Re:Been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell you stupid frakin stry to jenny jones - maybe she would give a shit

  95. Be A Web Designer by tangentman · · Score: 1
    I'm a web designer and I work from home. I go out to see the clients and meet with them a few times and bring all of the work back to my laptop. It's a great job that lets me be a geek and wear a robe at the same time. You could always try that. :)

    AugustJames.com (Web Design)
    MyGeekdom.com(The Sublime, The Ridiculous, and The News)

  96. i've heard of this place... by tellurian · · Score: 1

    i've heard of this place called mcdonalds... they say it's everywhere and always hiring good people...

  97. It's not what you know.. by paranoic · · Score: 1
    but who you know. My wife is a technical editor who does all her work through Fedex. She started freelancing while she was still in an area where there were employers for that sort of thing, and as we moved around, the work followed her.

    The point is, she got to know a number of people in person, establish a reputation, then was able to work at home.

  98. Here's a slightly different question by njdj · · Score: 1

    How many people have jobs that can actually be done from anywhere they can get email and web access?

    Probably most desk jobs could be done remotely. That's a huge number of jobs; I'm guessing, but maybe of the order of a tenth of all jobs. Something like 10 million jobs in the US alone.
    But that's the wrong question. The real question is, how many organizations will actually hire people to do jobs remotely? And how many managers in those organizations will hire teleworkers? Very few.

  99. Even playing field by aminorex · · Score: 2

    As much as I dislike office politics, it is not
    something that can be disregarded or discounted.
    To me the most important practical feature of any
    telecommuting environment is an even playing field.
    That means that an organization in which all or the
    bulk of the employees are telecommuting is 10,000%
    more desirable to work for than an organization
    that merely allows telecommuting.

    From my point of view, the single positions that
    benefit the most from telecommuting are software
    development and HR. Software development because
    of the immense gains in efficiency from a quiet,
    uninterrupted period of work, which categorically
    outweight any losses due to the increased expense
    of team co-ordination, and HR because it *is* the
    network, so to speak.

    I've been telecommuting for 12 years now, and I
    would never go back, unless I was offered an
    opportunity to accomplish some over-ridingly
    important goal by taking a commuting position.
    Much more important than the choice of job desc,
    I think, is the choice of organization.
    Telecommuting in a Nasdaq/Fortune 500 will always
    stink, because office politics are vastly more
    important than production, delivery, in that
    environment. Go for a well-founded start-up
    or a deeply entrenched niche-market organization.

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  100. Re: the worst, available online? by aminorex · · Score: 3, Informative

    Oh, they do. Most people will ditch a sinecure
    at IBM for a telecommuting start-up with stock
    options in quick order. If you open your jobs to
    100% telecommuters, suddenly you're hiring from a
    pool of 6 billion people instead of a local pool
    of the small disaffected percentage of qualified
    candidates in your local metropolitan area. The
    result is that you can focus your requirements much
    more finely, and get much higher-quality candidates
    willing to work for less money.

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    -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
  101. misogynist by forkboy · · Score: 2

    But what if your wife was not so willing to set her career aside and follow you around? Would you then quit YOUR job and go to where SHE found work? Is your job more important than being with your wife?

    It sounds to me like you're happy to have a stay-at-home and bake cookies house-marm. Not every woman is like that anymore....in fact, very few are. You know why? Because that's the role we males have thrust upon them for a long time, and very few are willing to let go of it.

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  102. Do you have Language Skills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went through a bout of unwanted unemployment. While looking for another networking job a friend asked me for help. I study Japanese as a hobby and his boss just got a fancy new VCR, with directions only in Japanese. When I pulled that out of my butt, the boss asked if I could do technical translation. I bought some books and started studying. I work 30-60 hours a week, set my own schedule, work via e-mail and FedEx. I clear 65-85K a year without ever leaving the home office. My Japanese is passable, my tech skills are untouchable -- that is the key to the high salary

  103. Phone sex worker by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    That's your best bet for a good telecommuting job. You sit around the house in your underwear all day telling callers that you are sitting around in your underwear.

  104. Oooh Oooh. I know... by umask077 · · Score: 1

    You could be a spammer. Course we'd all want to kill you but its well suited to telecommuting and even goes well with moving around a bunch so that no one can firebomb your house.

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    --- Always remember. 99.36% of all statistics are inaccurate.
  105. Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suicide Hotline
    Gay-Bisexual-Lesbian Hotline

    Also, there are plenty of Telemarketer openings all the time.

  106. Phone sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Need I say more? Jeez Louise!

  107. Book recommendation by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    Take a look at The Social Life of Information by John Seely Brown and Paul Duguid.
    It contains unusually insightful comments about telecommuting.

  108. Forget tech journalism by alizard · · Score: 2
    Maybe until the business cycle turns up, maybe permanently. The number of publications going out of business are going up like a Microsoft bug count. Most places I've written for no longer exist. Most people I know in the business are thinking of leaving.

    Tech journalism was hit even harder than high tech in general. Remember, dot.bombs don't buy advertising anymore. "Old Economy" companies slowed down ad purchases as they discovered they didn't have metrics to discover their ROI in Net advertising any more than they actually have them for conventional TV/print advertising. The fact that they didn't have them for the Net bothered them. TV and print are part of the way they are used to do business.

    Magazines that have drastically reduced revenue streams don't have enough money to pay writers in significant numbers, if the income goes down far enough, the plug is pulled.

  109. Open-source by DrCode · · Score: 2

    Become an open-source developer! Using SourceForge, you can work anywhere.

    Only problem is that the pay isn't there...

  110. Distributed web site production by jbaach · · Score: 1
    While working for some months on the same project (as a freelancer) I travelled from Japan to New Zealand, and will shift over to Australia, while the customer is located in Germany. Works really fine so far.

    Before that I run a small bussiness for 5 years - the people involved in the team, producing dynamic websites, where either in different locations (200 km apart) or moving (Europe - US). It worked quite well.

    Why does it work?
    1. The work (producing dynamic websites and intranet tools) can be easily devided into several parts: concept, graphics, backend, assembly. Each team member understand at least the main issues involved in those areas
    2. All the people involved (not the customer) know how to communicate with each other. Which involves making good guesses, asking stupid questions and knowing the time shifts between locations to not wake each other when doing phone calls.
    3. All the people involved can be trusted. Trusted to a) deliver b) in good quality and c) not to get greedy

    Assuming that all people in the team (not the customer) know how to do their work, it really all can be cooked down to communications. The most crucial part seems to be the communication customer - team, where the more vague and eh, surprising, ideas need to be refined into something clear and realistic. Within the team it seems to helps a lot when people choose to rather get the job done and be honest instead of being in control or cool.

    I am not to sure it actually helped or not that we never decided on a common "protocoll" for exchanging ideas and questions - instead the members try to write in an understandable way.

    Joerg

    (slashdot,@,baach,dot,de)

  111. sales & elance by mjpolanco · · Score: 1

    1. Think sales. Employers do not *want* salespeople sitting at the desk. They want you out *there* with customers.

    2. Think http://www.elance.com...it is a thriving marketplace for remote knowledge workers, and there will be steady dealflow.

    3. Look at e-commerce. If you are very careful and disciplined you can sell good or services online (yes, even on eBay) and get a solid revenue stream going. If you have time to prepare, then perhaps you can do this, but this is basically as complex as going into business for yourself, so watch out.

  112. Telephone sex workers by patiwat · · Score: 2

    Telephone sex workers should be able to work at home instead of at call centers...

  113. Convince your wife otherwise? by MarkMac · · Score: 1
    If your wife with her new PhD (you don't mention her field) really has to jump around from one institution to another pursuing postdocs year after year just to maintain her foot in academia then the likelihood of her ever getting a tenure-track position are pretty slim. Especially in the current recession. (Why can't she obtain a postdoc and work from her current school or even from home, perhaps commuting occassionally to another institution?). Too bad you can't convince her to also consider other alternative job opportunities although maybe that approach will only work after after a couple of years of her bouncing around from one low-pay postdoc to another. If her postdocs are in university towns or small communities and not near any cities you may well find yourself under-employed or unemployed.

    In your case, you might look around for employment at a large corporation that does allow telecommuting. Some certainly do but you'll have to ask around the grapevine to find out. I know of a couple of former co-workers whose wives went back to grad school in another state and their current employers set up telecommuting for them. You'd also likely have to work at such a company for a year or more before being allowed to do this and it might also depend upon the type of work involved. Of course, if you continually moved from one place to another yearly, the company might not like it.

  114. I've been satisfied with them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wanted to toss out an opposing viewpoint. I've ordered from TigerDirect three times: first an entire system, then a new monitor for a different machine, and finally two gigs of PC133 SDRAM to make all of my machines happier. The prices were fine, the products arrived fine, and I've never had to call them for service.

    My only complaint is that the Restore CD they shipped with my Tiger system did not work when I decided to format and reinstall about a year after purchase. I put the CD in and got an error like "This CD cannot be used on this computer." No biggie, I just installed straight from a Windows CD.

    TigerDirect doesn't spam, or at least they don't send "unsolicited" email. I used to get emails from them every week or so promoting their latest deals, but that was because there was an existing business relationship. I clicked the link to unsubscribe and I haven't received mail from them since.

  115. Jest adminin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can run any server... anywhere... anytime... I may need a body "there" once in a while, but man, just lemme at it, I will even obsolete that dude... (or gal)... just kiddin... Server administration is done via "network" connections anyway, no matter the driving distance to get there.... I hope you can get the right job, 'cause I plan on workin' 'till I'm 80 and from some Island in the pacific... Assuming Sat connections are good enough there......

  116. Telecommuting suits independence by Trane+Francks · · Score: 1

    I've been a software engineer with my current employer for some 6 years and change now. In February, I began telecommuting. It has, so far, worked out very well.

    I work for a company that has offices in various cities around the world. In our Japanese affiliate, I am the sole software engineer. What ultimately made telecommuting possible for me is the independent nature of my work. I'm responsible for localization of our corporate software into Japanese, as well as doing customer-specific extensions for our domestic projects. This means that I have historically dealt more with head office (i.e., HQ-based development teams) than I have with staff at the local office.

    For six years, the work got done, on budget and on time. I was left more or less to my own devices, only given cursory management (a monthly report indicating what I had been working on). Totally hands-off from the company here and everybody was happy. When the company decided to dip a toe into Lake Telecommuting and test the water, I was the crash-test dummy given the nod.

    I guess the company has been pleased with the results. Two other employees have since started working at home. I hope it works out for them, too.

    The biggest thing that I see, at least in our situation, is that telecommuting is well suited for a person/position that doesn't require a lot of over-the-shoulder management. I work in software, but I think that any number of positions could be well suited for telecommuting. The primary requirement is that the person will put in a full-day's work instead of surfing /. Another requirement, however -- and presented by others in the thread already -- is that the person should be able to turn off, too. Overwork happens with telecommuting because the home is the office. "Just 10 more minutes, hon" has often been heard in my house over the last few months.

    If you do really well with phone calls and e-mail -- which I prefer due to the ever-present audit trail it affords -- your goals might be well served by any number of positions.

    One thing I may have missed is this: with the difficulty of nailing a telecommuting-from-the-start position, what are the chances of you making the transition to telecommuting within your current company? It seems to me that if you could do that, then moving to another city becomes less of an issue later on rather than worry about finding a telecommuting position later just prior to a move.

    --
    ...a FreeDOS contributor: http://www.freedos.org/
  117. Sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Salespeople have been telecommuting since before the telephone was invented.

  118. Balancing the job prospects by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 2
    You may not be able to find a good job telecommuting. In all likelyhood, you'll have to do one of three things:

    • Forego your opportunities at career advancement so that your wife can have the best career she can find.
    • Force your wife to make do with whatever is available so that you can have the best career that you can find.
    • Both you and your wife compromise so that you can both have satisfying careers, even though neither is optimal.


    You should both forget the notion that your job is very portable and that you will be able to find a satisfying job wherever her tenure track takes you. You've already started on this track by realizing you may not find on-site jobs that work. But you probably won't find telecommuting jobs that work perfectly either, and being uprooted every couple years to an arbitrary place won't help your career either.

    You and your wife need to realize that both of your careers are equal in importance. As such, to keep the marriage intact, you will both need to evaluate offers and locations in terms of what they offer both of you, and you will both need to settle for something reasonable, because you probably won't find a place ideal for both of you.

    If you don't compromise, one of you will probablyu be very bitter and it'll put huge stresses on your marriage. My wife chose a location for grad school that has no jobs that I find enjoyable. I'd explained that I didn't think this area had anything to offer me, but I allowed myself to be overruled. I'm employed, but my job is exactly what I promised myself I would never do. I've come extremely close to movinjg out and on several occasions. For our next move, we're both looking at areas, and we're not going to choose a location that both can't agree on.

  119. Probbaly too late, but... by Jethro · · Score: 2

    I work for an IT department at a bank, and I telecommute about 90% of the time. Employer pays for broadband and provides a laptop, and a set of docking stations, keyboards, mice and monitors (one for home one for office). You get VPN software and a SecureID card and you get a credit card to buy equipment and books you might need.

    My boss has instituted a mandatory In the Office day - every second monday of the month we all come in and get free lunch. However, some people live outside of practical driving distance, and are exempt. Most people live reasonably near a data center, close enough to drive to once a month.

    It works excellently for us, but our managers are all pretty good with it - in fact, my manager _refuses_ to meet employement candidates face-to-face until they've actually been hired.

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    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.
  120. The Downside by David+Off · · Score: 1
    The downside of telecommuting is that you actually have to work instead of just wondering around the office with a notepad in your hand pretending to work as most people do.

    Check out Elance, maybe this is the future of software development? Just put the specs for your company's new project online and wait for some eager beavers from Bangalore to code it for 3 Rupees an hour. There will be work in producing specifications that will in some way corresponed to the desired outcome, something I've not seen at any company I've worked at for a long time now.

    David

  121. Porn editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    clearly.

  122. What kind of jobs are best for telecomuters? by anwyn · · Score: 1

    The same kind of job that can be done from Korea, India, or any other low wage country.

    If you get a job that is easy for telecommuting you should expect competition from low wage countries. It is just as easy for a corp. to arrange telecommunication from there as it is from Silicon valley.

  123. Net economy is just beginning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may or may not have heard of www.elance.com . Work is simple and the pay is great.