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Do Cell Phones Make Us Stupid?

Noodleroni writes "I came across this article on MSNBC that discusses why it seems cell phone users are so stupid sometimes. A very interesting read." Absolutely no scientific basis in this - 'cept for the DoCoMo study, but it still seems true.

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  1. Fallacy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    post hoc ergo propter hoc. The morons with cell phones were morons before they got them. It's just that they haven't figured out that they ceased being status symbols once they could afford them.

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    1. Re: Fallacy: by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > The trouble is now they're driving down the fastlane of the interstate 15 mph slower than the prevailing traffic in their rusty old black Corvettes forcing others to pass them on the right while they yack away in total oblivion of everything around them. True story.

      Rusty Corvettes? True story?

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  2. The chicken or the egg by DavidLeblond · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cell phones don't make people stupid, they just bring a lot of them to light.

    1. Re:The chicken or the egg by TheBillGates · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kind of like how AOL brings out the idiots onto the internet?

  3. Thought about cell phones by suso · · Score: 2

    I wrote a thought of the day about cell phone usage a few months ago. You can check it out here.

  4. I'm really totally retarded by AssFace · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Less so on the cell phone since I tend to avoid the phone whenever I can. But with the internet, wireless PDAs, computers, and I guess the cell phones - they have taken over pretty much all thought for me. If I need to know anything, there is no real need for me to memorize it, I just have to remember a pointer to where I can find that info in the future.

    This of course allows waaaay more information for me to try to keep track of - or rather the pointers.

    I attribute that to my constant desire to sleep.

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    1. Re:I'm really totally retarded by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      Is this the state of our educational system, where "thought" and "memorization" are considered to be the same thing?

      *sigh*

  5. here's the thing... by digital_milo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mostly, when you were at the grocery store before cell phones, you had an inkling that other folks were dumb, but they mostly kept silent.

    Now with phones, you actually can hear them talk and they've removed any doubt about their intellect.

    1. Re:here's the thing... by oval_pants · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Tis better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain

  6. No... by spoonyfork · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... not paying attention to the world around them makes them appear to be stupid. Mobiles phones are the enabler. The real cause is their parents. Think about it. Fat parents have fat kids.

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    1. Re:No... by Daimaou · · Score: 2

      Your Japanese is incorrect. It should be a katakana "ku" at the end, not a "ke".

      Just thought I'd let you know.

  7. Joke, people by The+Evil+Plush+Toy · · Score: 4, Funny

    dis iz gay i USZEE CEll fonnes ALL THE TIme nd I ARENT sTUpid!!!!!1111

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  8. There ought to be a law by Malcs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When Bob Dylan performed Ballad of a Thin Man live on his 1966 world tour he changed the last lyric from "earphones" to "telephone" like thus:

    Well, you walk into the room
    Like a camel and then you frown
    You put your eyes in your pocket
    And your nose on the ground
    There ought to be a law
    Against you comin' around
    You should be made
    To always be wearing a telephone

    Because something is happening here
    But you don't know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    How prophetic, eh?

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  9. Stupid Cell Phone Users by majestynine · · Score: 4, Informative

    Cell phones make us stupid? I'd agree with that, but they certainly have some other nasty effects on us:

    Lab rats were found to have their short term memory impaired after being exposed to electromagnetic radiation (EM) at frequencies and amplitudes common in portable phones, markedly affecting their performance in a maze after 1 hour/day periods of EM exposure. In a second experiment designed to measure the time needed to complete a maze task, it was estimated that exposed animals required approximately one third more time than the control rats. {1}

    Using an apparatus which tested for object recognition, researchers found that exposed rats suffered observable memory loss after EM radiation exposure. This test was done in 1994 specifically testing the effects of portable phones. {2}

    The blood-brain barrier in test animals is made permeable to foriegn substances in the blood which would not normally be allowed to pass through brain cell walls. This, according to one group of researchers, was discovered when dye was injected into the blood stream of test rats and found to be absorbed by brain cells in exposed rats after twenty minutes, but not by those in the unexposed control group.{3}

    The general effect of EM on the endochrine system, (the system of glands throughout the body, including the adrenal, thyroid and pancreatic among others,) is also noteworthy. The results from a variety of studies were lengthy and, frankly, difficult to briefly document as it seems different glands react to different frequencies and power levels in a wide variety of ways, sometimes having opposite effects simply by changing the pulse rate of a given wave form. Research only scratches the surface, and it seems that the potential for further study is enormous. Essentially, EM radiation as emitted from Cell Phones, pagers, wireless computer hardware and computer monitors does a wide range of strange things to the human body. One researcher simply summed up the overall effect of EM on the glandular system as resulting in, 'general stress disorder'. {4}

    Delta Wave sleep patterns of test subjects were found to be inhibited after regular exposure, (one hour per day), to frequencies and power levels commonly emitted from computer monitors and in other tests, higher frequency portable phones. {5}

    --With a drive for faster, cheaper and higher power wireless digital equipment, the general public might be well advised to remain cautious of the possible health hazards associated with the increased use of microwave active devices.

    In the few instances where the large telecommunications companies have been challenged regarding the safety of their products, it is interesting to note that their public relations stances have been remarkably similar to those once commonly employed by the cigarette industry concerning tobacco use. It will be interesting to observe the direction and ultimate outcome of these trends.

    References:

    1. Henry Lai, 1998. Neurological effects of radio frequency electromagnetic radiation Presented to the Workshop on possible biological and health effects of RF electromagnetic fields. Project team: Mobile Phones and Health, Symposium, October 25-28, 1998, University of Vienna, Austria. http:// pages.britishlibrary.net/orange/henrylai.htm

    2. James C. Lin, 2000. Effects of microwave and mobile telephone exposure on memory and memory processes. University of Illinois, Chicago, IL, USA http://www.eecs.uic.edu/eecspeople/lin_ieee42_3.ht m

    3. Frey A.H., Feld S, Frey B. Neural function and behavior: defining the relationship. Ann NY Acad Sci 247:433-438

    4. Dr. Robert Becker & Dr. Andrew Marino paper, "Electromagnetism & Life" http://www.ortho.lsumc.edu/Faculty/Marino/EL/ELTOC .html

    5. Drumanskiy, Yu.D., Sandala, M.G. 1974. The biologic action and hygenic significance of electromagnetic fields of superhigh and ultrahigh frequencies in densely populated areas. In Biologic effects and health hazards of microwave radiation, p. 289. Warsaw: Polish Medical Publishers.

    But the most annoying one:
    ".ahh yeah im on the train now..

    1. Re:Stupid Cell Phone Users by adagioforstrings · · Score: 5, Funny

      Soooo...

      Rats shouldn't use cell phones?

    2. Re:Stupid Cell Phone Users by GigsVT · · Score: 4, Informative

      None of these studies have produced repeatable results. None are considered credible in the scientific community, without further research.

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    3. Re:Stupid Cell Phone Users by Zoop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd agree with that, but they certainly have some other nasty effects on us ...and then you tell me about how they affect rats.

      But you ignore the numerous longitudinal and statistical studies before and since on cell phone usage in humans, and the absolute LACK of increased cancer rates or other diseases relative to controls.

      Besides, as Drumanskiy, et. all 1974 demonstrates, much more powerful electric fields have been around far longer, so the proximity of your cell phone to your brain is nothing compared to, say, sitting next to the air conditioner for an hour. (don't believe me? get a gaussometer and check)...or using one of those nifty electric vehicles. Or stepping onto an electric train (3rd rail, anyone?). Or standing next to a running automotive engine. Or having a transformer outside your room. Or sitting behind a CRT. Or being anywhere close to a lightning strike.

    4. Re:Stupid Cell Phone Users by shepd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      {1}, {2}, and {3} do not involve human-brain sized subjects and I therefore cast them out of hand. There is no way to measure the effect of radio waves affecting the brain with creatures that have brains far less than 1/10th our size with any hope of correlating it to humans. Remember the law of squares and how it applies to radio waves, anyone?

      Wake me up when they get some primates involved in these studies.

      {4} Again, I cast out of hand anyone who talks about EM efects of a pager. Pagers do not transmit, and any doctor credible to that title would have either asked someone in the field, or would have noticed the lack of radiation of the device PRIOR to testing. Truly, this person does NOT deserve a PhD title if this is the type of irresponsible trash they pump out. They should be disbarred for publishing such a study immediately before they actually do hurt someone.

      {5} Measures the effects of portable phones. At the time of that study (1974) they ran in the 49 Mhz band, or maybe even lower, in the kids walkie-talkie band. This is 20x lower than many newer analog portable phones and cellphones, and nearly 50x less than that of very new 2.4 Ghz phones.

      Not to even get into the studies that mentioned "the frequencies of computer monitors" as if they had even the slightest relevance to cellphones. 15 kilo-cycles is the same as 900 MEGA-cycles or 2.4 GIGA-cycles?

      Give me a break.

      None of these studies has relevant evidence to what you are discussing, sorry. :-/

      Try your luck next time, though.

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    5. Re:Stupid Cell Phone Users by Eil · · Score: 2


      Well, while this post sounds just a bit past slightly luddist, at least two things intrigue me. Bear in mind that I spend at least 6 hours a day in front of a CRT for the last, er, maybe 10 years.

      1. The studies of EM radiation claiming that it decreases short-term memory. In the past few years, I've noticed that my memory sucks ass to the point where I constantly forget upcoming appointments and things that I have to do later within the next few days. I'm considering implementing a home-made post-it note system next to my computer. (I already make extensive use of post-it notes, but a cleaner system would be nice since I sometimes find myself drowning in them depending on my workload.)

      2. Loss of sleep with repetitive exposure to EM radiation. I've always had an incredibly difficult time falling asleep. The norm for me is to lay awake at least one to three hours before managing to doze off regardless of how long I've been awake or how much sleep I've gotten recently.

      But I'm not about to blame all this on EM just yet. I know full well that there are countless other factors to consider, many that are far beyond the reach of current research methods. It's more likely that I am merely a defective human, anyway. :P

    6. Re:Stupid Cell Phone Users by Isle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      None of these studies have produced repeatable results

      Not quite right. THESE result have been reproduced a lot of times. But similiar studies have been made to test if EM has the same effect on humans. Some of these human studies have proven the same effect, some have disproven them. This is where the controversy lies, but that mobile phones are bad for rats have been proven beyond any reasonable doubt.

    7. Re:Stupid Cell Phone Users by Bongo · · Score: 2

      Essentially, EM radiation as emitted from Cell Phones, pagers, wireless computer hardware and computer monitors does a wide range of strange things to the human body. One researcher simply summed up the overall effect of EM on the glandular system as resulting in, 'general stress disorder'.

      A device claimed to counter some of these effects is the QLink.

      They (supposedly) did some research (it was featured on the BBC) showing that people's blood cells get all squished (as seen under a microscope) after a few hours of using a computer. Then, after wearing a QLink, the subject's blood cells become grouped normally, and the subject reported no longer having headaches.

      I found the claims rather hard to believe.

      I've been wearing one for a few months, and my impression is that certain "stress" symptoms that I previously experienced have gone.

      Let me just say that I don't believe in new age crystals, horoscopes, magnetic bangles, etc. etc. Someone once tried to sell me a "magnet" to increase the efficinecy of my central heating boiler. I said to him, "great, why don't you go home, put it on your own system, measure the rates, and when you find that it works, call me." (I never heard back).

      I don't know whether this QLink would work for everyone else. And they aren't cheap. I am, however, fairly sure that it has been working for me, so I might get one for my wife. For example, I used to find it difficult to concentrate on reading sometimes (like my head would feel cloudy). But lately my mind seems mostly clear and reading feels more effortless. It's better than coffee! (although I still like the coffee taste).

      If anyone else is already using one of these, I'd be interested to hear what your experiences have been. I still can't get over the idea that it actually seems to work.

      I can neither affirm nor deny the research claims that they make on their website, but can say that from my own impressions the device has increased my mental alertness (enough to notice), and reduced headaches (again, by enough to notice).

    8. Re:Stupid Cell Phone Users by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      Humans having skulls with the same thickness as rats' and heads the same size as rats' should also not use cellphones...

    9. Re:Stupid Cell Phone Users by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "{1}, {2}, and {3} do not involve human-brain sized subjects and I therefore cast them out of hand. There is no way to measure the effect of radio waves affecting the brain with creatures that have brains far less than 1/10th our size with any hope of correlating it to humans. Remember the law of squares and how it applies to radio waves, anyone?"

      So the tobacco test done on mice weren't valid because they didn't have human sized lungs?

      studies are don on mice all the time, then corrolated to humans.

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  10. Can I get a grant from the feds to study this? by gatesh8r · · Score: 2

    I can get this obvious article proven scientifically.

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  11. Do the cell phones make you stupid... by Patik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A person on a cell phone in a store, mall, or on the street draws attention to themself. Maybe as we gaze in their direction, we're just noticing the stupid things that people do everyday -- but when they're without a cell phone in hand, nobody's watching them.

    1. Re:Do the cell phones make you stupid... by Bastian · · Score: 2

      A person on a cell phone in a store, mall, or on the street draws attention to themself. Maybe as we gaze in their direction, we're just noticing the stupid things that people do everyday

      You mean like talking on a cell phone at a store, mall, or on the street?

  12. stupid? or distracted? by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 2

    Maybe they mean distracted, I doubt that cell phones literally lower your IQ when you use them. Besides, I know alot of intelligent people who use cell phones, and it hasn't seemed to affect their overall intelligence.

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  13. Counterthesese by sam_handelman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    #1 - People were just as empty and banal before they got cellphones, but now they're talking about it so you can hear them.

    #2 - Some other factor, not owning a cell phone, causes children with cell phones to do worse in school; I recall a study showing that sexually active teenagers do worse in school (now I can't find it). Sex doesn't make you stupid, teenagers with active sex lives get lower grades for some other reason. Personally, I've never observed much relationship between grades and intelligence, but that is another issue.

    #3 - remember when we were kids? Back in the day, young people NEVER crossed against the light and then were blaze when a car almost hit them. Nope; that is one thing I can say with confidence never happened ever.

    Absolutely no scientific basis in this ...
    but it still seems true


    Here's my prejudice:
    no scientific basis = seems false.

    It's a simple rule that prevents me from believing that aliens visit earth and give people enemas.

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    1. Re:Counterthesese by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2

      "Sex doesn't make you stupid, teenagers with active sex lives get lower grades for some other reason."

      Are you joking? That's obvious. Once you're getting laid, your math grade gets a LOT less important to you. I got a car and lost my virginity 4 weeks apart half way through my Junior year of high school. I went from an A- student to a C+ student almost overnight and don't regret any of it.

      -B

    2. Re:Counterthesese by Gaccm · · Score: 2

      no scientific basis = seems false.

      remember, science doesn't know everything. For a long time people said to eat chiken soup even though there was no scientific basis. Much later someone did do scientific tests and found out that chicken soup IS good for you, proving what all the old mothers had believed for generations.

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    3. Re:Counterthesese by evilviper · · Score: 2
      Sex doesn't make you stupid, teenagers with active sex lives get lower grades for some other reason.

      I'm not so sure that sex doesn't make you stupid.
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    4. Re:Counterthesese by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 2
      They don't know how to say 'I don't know.'

      Ture, but Western Science and Medicine are surely the worst offenders in this regard.

    5. Re:Counterthesese by Dan+D. · · Score: 2

      I get the feeling this "article" was dictated through a cell phone

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    6. Re:Counterthesese by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      >> They don't know how to say 'I don't know.'

      > Ture, but Western Science and Medicine are surely the worst offenders in this regard.

      Medicine could stand some improvement here, but western science, while a long way from perfect, does better on that score than almost anything else. Any scientist will readily give a laundry list of things he doesn't know. The very first step in any scientific research is saying, "I don't know--but I'll find out".

      Chris Mattern

    7. Re:Counterthesese by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "Sex doesn't make you stupid,"

      No, but the desire for it does.

      Here's my prejudice:
      no scientific basis = not proven.

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    8. Re:Counterthesese by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 2

      Show me a Doctor, Sociologist, Ecologist, or Economist who says "I don't know", and I'll show you someone who won't be getting funding next fiscal year.

  14. Wrong! by r_j_prahad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cell phones don't make you stupid. Owning a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) makes you stupid, which then causes you to go out and buy a cell phone due to your dramatically decreased intelligence.

    Just what is it about the combination of blonde hair, motherhood, a cell phone, and a big gas-guzzling SUV that destroys brain cells so completely? I'm not being arbitrary here, I had to fish one of these bimbos out of my front lawn last week... she didn't see the stopped schoolbus at the corner in time so she used my hedge as a deceleration device. She was still on the phone when the cops came.

    1. Re:Wrong! by stubear · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Just what is it about the combination of blonde hair, motherhood, a cell phone, and a big gas-guzzling SUV that destroys brain cells so completely?"

      How many intelligent blondes do you know? You have to have brain cells to destroy first :)

    2. Re:Wrong! by Nightpaw · · Score: 2

      Ummm, how many intelligent people do you know?

    3. Re:Wrong! by r_j_prahad · · Score: 5, Funny

      More like, how many intelligent women do you know?

      At least one.... my wife. Any husband who would answer otherwise seriously lacks intelligence. Or a desire to live.

    4. Re:Wrong! by freeweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any husband who would answer otherwise seriously lacks intelligence.

      No, just lacks any sense of self-esteem. Keeping a supposedly less intelligent wife around is the favorite ego boost of below average men.

      What these geniuses haven't figured out is, most women can pretend to be stupid. Many do it all the time just so they don't intimidate their husbands.

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    5. Re:Wrong! by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      How many intelligent blondes do you know?

      Gee. My closest blonde (female) friend has a first authorship on a paper in JACS, and just got back from studying solid state and laser physics in Sweden. Oh, and she's still an undergrad. I'll let her know that she's an idiot; I'm sure that she'd be interested.

      I think the big problem is the combination of cell phone and SUV...of course, even there there is the issue of cause and effect.

      Hypothesis: Cell phones make you stupid, then stupidity makes you buy an SUV.

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  15. Or are we just really, really angry people? by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was on a train recently when the cellphone in my pocket started vibrating ("is that a cell phone in your pocket...") an alert to me. Anyways, as I was pulling it to read the display (which ended up being a voicemail indication) I noticed the man in the opposing seat wagging his head back and forth in utter disgust, apparently, that I was using a cellphone. Other times I've spoken to my wife as I approached the station to see if she's waiting, and again I've noticed the moral superiors wagging their heads at the use of a cellphone. Note that I am a _very_ quiet cell phone talker (I long ago realized that the compression technology in modern cell phones make whispering functionally equal to yelling, and hence the latter is just a sign of a low intelligence ignorant brute), and me lightly talking to my wife is absolutely eclipsed by the sounds of shuffing newspapers, people clearing their throats, and just general conversations going on throughout the train.

    I guess my point is this: I will concede, without any doubt, that the same social morons and ignoramuses still exist, and now rather than just talking to the person beside them at 96dbA, now they do it into a cellphone. I also will concede that it is unbelievably irritating hearing an endless chorus of ringtones by people who don't realize that yes, there is a volume setting other than superloud. At the same time though a lot of the anti-cellphone rage just seems to be redirected anger: People just simply can't stand each other nowadays, and cell phones give us an easy target.

    1. Re:Or are we just really, really angry people? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "I also will concede that it is unbelievably irritating hearing an endless chorus of ringtones by people who don't realize that yes, there is a volume setting other than superloud."

      If only it were true ... my phone actually has a small number of very annoying eccentricities, one of them being that the ring is either on super-loud or turned off. (You can change the volume setting, but it has no effect.) Still, I chose the phone because it is otherwise all-around excellent.

    2. Re:Or are we just really, really angry people? by e40 · · Score: 2

      What I don't understand is how is hearing 1/2 of a stupid conversation ANY DIFFERENT than hearing both sides??

      Why is it that cell phones are banned in some coffee shops, for example, and people feel morally victorious? I mean, what's the damn difference, as the places are usually so damn loud you can't hear anyone else talk anywey?

      I think people like to bitch. Today it's just the cell phone they're bitchin' about. Tomorrow it'll be something else.

    3. Re:Or are we just really, really angry people? by extrasolar · · Score: 2

      How do you think people become social morons? By speaking loudly? You notice people's disgust at your using a cell phone yet seem unable to explain it. You're right that a lot of people can't stand each other. Perhaps, cell phones are part of the reason why.

      Now I am not against anyone owning or using cell phones. There really isn't any moral principle I can hold up and say "there, that's why cell phones are bad". I know that all sorts of exceptional situations exist.

      But for too many people, cell phones are a symbol of their self-importance because at any moment they can interrupt any conversation to speak with someone who they can deem at their will as "more important" than the person you are speaking with.

      Still not with me? Imagine these scenarios. Two strangers meet each other at the airport. Neither have cell phones. Because of this, neither have leverage over the other. So they will feel more free to talk to one another.

      Second scenario: one of the two strangers have a cell phone. In this case, the one with the cell phone has the leverage in this social situation. Why? Because he has a group of people who could only possibly talk to him. If you have ever been interrupted in a conversation by a cell phone then you know what I mean. It suddenly makes the cell phone owner seem more important and inversely, yourself seem less important.

      And you wonder why cell phones have become so popular.

      So it would seem that the solution would be when we all own cell phones. Then we'd all be at equal leverage, right? Not quite. Imagine the third scenario. Both strangers have cell phones. But for both of them, the investment to strike up a conversation is much greater since the risk of being interrupted by a cell phone is also much greater.

      So we end up with an even less friendly society than we had before cell phones become common.

      Now anyone reading this knows what the solution is. Ignore cell calls when you are talking to someone. But how many people do you think will know to do this? The same as how many people don't email word attachments or how many people leave the toilet seat up.

      But I can't look into your mind to determine your ethical character. So I'll probably be less likely to strike up a conversation with you. Even more importantly, since you walked into the area I feel less important than you for the reasons I went into above.

      What we need is a clear etiquette for the use of cell phones but so far, I haven't seen any such thing. As cell phones become more common, I hope one gets stirred up. Until then, I know I'm not going to buy a cell phone.

      Again, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with cell phone use. Perhaps I am saying that certain circumstances with cell phones can be frustrating, notably--getting interrupted by a cell phone.

      Now I wouldn't be shaking my head or making rude noises if you walked by with your cell phone. Perhaps the best word to describe it is intimidation--not by you but by your cell phone.

      Just some things to think about.

    4. Re:Or are we just really, really angry people? by PD · · Score: 2

      But for too many people, cell phones are a symbol of their self-importance because at any moment they can interrupt any conversation to speak with someone who they can deem at their will as "more important" than the person you are speaking with.

      If I'm talking to someone in meatspace and I get a phone call I hit the button to turn off the ringer after the first ring. I call back at an appropriate break in the conversation.

      I also don't have call waiting on my telephone, because it's just rude.

    5. Re:Or are we just really, really angry people? by extrasolar · · Score: 2

      I don't think you are given an opportunity to consent or not at all. It would be like saying that the earth can't hold you because of gravity without your consent. You haven't the opportunity--rather, that is the environment you find yourself in.

      And what you say about walking away is just my point. It makes for an unfriendlier place with more "social morons".

    6. Re:Or are we just really, really angry people? by pod · · Score: 2
      I also don't have call waiting on my telephone, because it's just rude.

      Isn't it? That's doubly rude. Imagine you just interrupted a RL conversation to answer your cell, and call waiting kicks in and you get the SECOND call. Sheesh.

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  16. My proposal for an MSNBC.com story: by realgone · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Why Do Articles That Claim To Be About Cell Phones But Actually Read Like Second-Rate Sex And The City Gossiping Make Us Look Stupid?"

    1. Re:My proposal for an MSNBC.com story: by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 2

      Hear, hear! I noticed a large part of the article was derived from the blog discussion. Translation:

      "I was bored at work one day, surfing the web when I found this page where people said 'omg people on cell phones are such morons' and I so totally agree! And I thought 'hey that would make a good article! and i can use people from the web page for my quotes!' and my boss was way impressed that I was working while everyone else was goofing off!"

  17. lets generalize more... by i7dude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    american culture makes the masses stupid. the masses are the ones who fall for the "follow the herd" marketing ploys of corperate america, hence stupid people buy cell phones.

    honestly in my opinion, we have always been a bunch of collective morons...now were just trying to find excuses as to why...so its more than just a little ironic that its a dumb excuse.

    dude.

  18. My opinion by Restil · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No scientific evidence here either, but my opinion on the issue of cell phones is one of status. These people aren't made stupid BY the cell phone, they were stupid to begin with. Of course, stupid isn't really the right word. Its more like an inability to concentrate on two things at once. They spend all their cognitive efforts on maintaining the conversation that they tune out the rest of the world. Sure, they can keep an eye on what's going on in front of them, but someone could run them over from the side and they'd never see it coming, hence the first example in the article.

    Up until a few years ago, if someone wanted to talk on the phone, they'd be safely in their homes, confined to a single room, or within 3 feet of a payphone booth. The opportunities for trouble due to their all-consuming conversation were minimal. Cordless phones allowed them to wander so the phone wouldn't hold them by a leash any longer, but they were still confined to the house. Cell phones solved that "problem". Now they can wander freely, not paying attention to ANYTHING.

    And not only an issue of convienence, it might also be one of status. 10 years ago, some people had cell phones, but the majority of the public was still somewhat in awe of them. Most people with cell phones back then didn't wander around conversing about the products on the grocery store shelves because it was TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE. They kept the conversations to important, serious things. Others in public that witnessed this equated cell phones with an artifical importantance. If only they could get one of their very own.....

    And eventually the phones became economical for everyone and their dog to have one, or two or three. And with the average plan including enough minutes to pretty much occupy all waking hours of the month, and even some of the sleeping hours, there was no reason NOT to jabber aimlessly at all hours of the day. And since once upon a time only important people had cell phones in public, they figured the best way to look important is to talk on their cell phone in public. AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. Movie theatres, restaurants, anywhere is acceptable to take that important call about who's dating who at that particular moment. I mean, this kind of information simply CAN'T WAIT.

    Still, I think the most appropriate comment I saw once was a cartoon of someone sitting in an outside diner, talking on his phone and he says "Sorry, I need to let you go now. Nobody can see me talking on the phone"

    -Restil

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    1. Re:My opinion by hysterion · · Score: 3, Interesting
      since once upon a time only important people had cell phones in public, they figured the best way to look important is to talk on their cell phone in public. AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

      I remember reading a sociological study (sorry no URL, not even sure if it was on he web...?) which found a definite correlation, in public places populated by males, between

      • presence of a female element;
      • number of cell phones made visible by the males.
    2. Re:My opinion by Nightpaw · · Score: 2

      It's drivemeinsane.com, not ohgodtheserverisonfire.com.

  19. often times, yes by jeffy124 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What amazes me are the people who dont realize it's their phone that's ringing. During lecture once last winter, a student's phone started ringing very loudly. The prof normally ignores these, as they usually silence in about 2.4 seconds.

    After about 10 secnods, he started to get annoyed. Finally, someone front row center leans over to her bookbag, and takes her sweet time shutting the phone off. The look on her face was "oh, that's my phone!"

    The person was in other classes of mine that semester, and was the first of many "oh, that's me" moments. I dont think she made any attempt all term to shut off her phone in a timely manner. We all leave the ringer on every now and then and get a call, but good grief! At least make the effort to shut it off when it does!

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    1. Re:often times, yes by MoneyT · · Score: 3, Funny

      My question is, why do people need cell phones in class. I college I can sort of make the exception in that they aren't always in class through a set amount of hours, but I remember all to well hearing Cell phones go off in my highschool classes as well. My first reaction was always, what an idiot, why did they leave their cellphone on. My second reaction was, why do they even need a cell phone here. But I've also come up with a third question that's even more pressing than the above two: Who the hell is calling? My cell number is given to a slect few people all of whom know my basic schedual and who know when it would not be a good time to call (assuming the cell phone is on during those times anyway), are people truly giving their cell numbers to people that they don't know well so that they can be called at any time by anyone? That's just plain stupidity.

      On the other hand, I will never forget my favorite cell phone mishap. I was in my psychology class when another student's phone went off. Realizing his serious mistake, the student quickly turned the cell phone off and apologized to the teacher (students with manners, imagine that). However, the teacher wasn't quite satisfied. He wanted to know the same thing I did, who was calling at a time like that. (keep in mind this was in highschool when durring a certain set of hours every day, you are in school). The teacher asked the student to take the phone out and call the person back. The student did so and then at the teacher's request turned on the speaker phone aspect and pretended to be the student. Much to the amusement of the class, the student and the teacher, the person on the other end was a college friend of the student who was completely drunk and had no idea what he was doing or saying. Needless to say it was an entertaining class.

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    2. Re:often times, yes by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      " What amazes me are the people who dont realize it's their phone that's ringing. During lecture once last winter, a student's phone started ringing very loudly. The prof normally ignores these, as they usually silence in about 2.4 seconds. After about 10 secnods, he started to get annoyed. Finally, someone front row center leans over to her bookbag, and takes her sweet time shutting the phone off. The look on her face was "oh, that's my phone!""

      She knew it was her phone all along. She was hoping that if she ignored it, nobody would realise that it was hers and she would be spared the ridicule and embarassment of everyone knowing that her phone rang in the lecture. I suspect that this is the same problem in movie theaters when a phone rings. Not being identified/embarassed is more important that shutting the thing off.

    3. Re:often times, yes by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "The teacher asked the student to take the phone out and call the person back. The student did so and then at the teacher's request turned on the speaker phone aspect and pretended to be the student. Much to the amusement of the class, the student and the teacher, the person on the other end was a college friend of the student who was completely drunk and had no idea what he was doing or saying. Needless to say it was an entertaining class."

      Smart teacher. After that escapade, I suspect that the student *never* forgot to disable the ringer or completely turn off the phone for school again.

  20. giggle by Vodak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, cell phone users are prob stupid from all the bops on the head they get when in car accidents.

    *vodak drive on the highway like a madman on his phone, eating, and bitching at Hoawrd Stern for making fun of O&A.

  21. I'm Seen it on Campus by omnirealm · · Score: 4, Funny

    At my university, the business college is in a building that is separated by the rest of campus by a road. Every Friday, all the business majors play dress up (the department has a policy that they all have to wear suits on Fridays).

    They all have laptops and cell phones. They circle around tables in the building with their laptops open, busy hammering out assignments in Excel and taking important calls.

    And they narrowly avoid getting sqashed on the crosswalk between the business building and the rest of campus. I see it almost every day with my own two eyes: a young man in a suit, busily yapping away on his cell phone, totally ambivilous to the fact that he is crossing against a green light. I saw a guy almost get creamed once; the driver slammed on his brakes and honked, stopping just inches from the business major. The business major didn't skip a beat in his conversation. He just waved and kept on chatting away as he crossed.

    Someday, someone is going to get a "wake up call."

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    1. Re:I'm Seen it on Campus by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn it, that's twice in one day! First I cannot blast N'Sync out of space, then I hear about somebody not hitting a business major with a cell phone stapled to his head! To borrow a line from an acquaintance of mine, "God I'm so depressed".

      How do you tell the difference between a business major hit by a car and a deer hit by a car? Skidmarks in front of the deer.

    2. Re:I'm Seen it on Campus by omnirealm · · Score: 2

      "I see it almost every day with my own two eyes: a young man in a suit, busily yapping away on his cell phone, totally ambivilous to the fact that he is crossing against a green light."

      I am ambivalent on this one -- I can't decide whether you're slightly unskilled or just oblivious when it comes to English vocabulary...

      It's actually a word game I play. I make up words that aren't "defined" words that can be derived from their roots and their context. I know, it's a bad habit, and it's going to haunt me some day. Don't be so criticismal :-)

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    3. Re:I'm Seen it on Campus by ColaMan · · Score: 2

      What's wrong with ambivilous? It's a perfectly cromulent word.

      It's sad to note that yet another useful fact in my brain has been replaced by a Simpsons quote.

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    4. Re:I'm Seen it on Campus by NewWazoo · · Score: 2

      It's actually a word game I play. I make up words that aren't "defined" words that can be derived from their roots and their context. I know, it's a bad habit, and it's going to haunt me some day. Don't be so criticismal :-)

      (Picks up cell phone)
      "Oh my GAWD, Tammy - you won't believe it! George W. Bush, Our President, posts on Slashdot!!!" :)

      Brandon

  22. Re:technology and intelligence by Qrlx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You have hit upon The Myth of Progess, one of the necessary elements of Western Civilization. Or as Voltaire would say "This is the best of all possible worlds!" (from Candide, for those who haven't read it.)

    Did you know that kids in school NEED their cell phones today? What's up with that? When I was a kid, which wasn't so long ago, if there was an emergency your parents would call the school and the school would track you down.

    Sure, cellphones have had some positive benefits. For example, Finland has an economy now because of cellphones. But how are we actually BETTER OFF being able to instantly call anyone or be called anywhere?

    Remember pay phones? They are dying faster than FreeBSD because noone needs them anymore, everyone has a cell phone.. Personally I liked pay phones, and you hackers should too since your 300bps acoustic coupled modem will get the job done anonymously from a pay phone.

    Remember when if a pager went off in a movie or theater it was because the person getting paged was ACTUALLY A DOCTOR and had to do save someone's life right away? What makes ubiquitous synchronous communication So Freakin' Great That EVERYONE Has To Have It? I was on vacation a few weeks ago and it took me three days to really be at peace with not checking my email. What's up with that?

    Cellphones might give us freedom, but then you lose your cell phone with everyone's phone numbers in it and you're back in the stone age. As much freedom as your phone gives you, it's that much of a tether too.

    But don't take my word for it, listen to some Stereolab:

    (insert HTML for mucical notes here)
    We communicate more and more
    In more defined ways than ever before
    But no one has got anything to say
    It's all very poor it's all just a bore

    Someone has got to make the difference
    Between the seeming and the meaning

    The seeming over runs the meaning


  23. it's an editorial... by rob-fu · · Score: 2, Informative

    not an article. Hard up for news today, ./ guys?

    The only thing related to cellphones that may make you stupid (or look stupid, at least) is walking around with the full headset on, without talking, like a complete tool. Many of you know who I'm talking about. :)

    1. Re:it's an editorial... by kubrick · · Score: 3, Funny

      The thing that disturbs me is people walking along the street having full-blown conversations, gesticulating, etc., all with no gadgetry in sight. Is it a hands-free kit, or only schizophrenia? Sometimes I'm too scared to get close enough to tell. :)

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    2. Re:it's an editorial... by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      The pervasiveness of cell phones is a great boon to the homeless insane -- now they can hold a hand up to their ear while ranting and people can't tell if they're just on a cellphone or not. Shit, I live in LA, and I've seen a couple homeless guys who really DID have cellphones.

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  24. you by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

    Yes, cell phones make YOU dumber.

    Either that, or I'm getting smarter ;- )

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  25. It's about communication. by Fat+Casper · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Cell phones lower the bar of inconvenience in commnuication. Nextels are worse. Radios are scary. Emails suck, and don't even mention "text messages" (isn't that what an email is?).

    Because all of these are so convenient, the message is sent before it is even thought out at all, much less thought out fully. Convenience is good. As long as I'm at my computer and thinking about someone, I can mail them. No getting paper or a stamp or walking to the mailbox. Email is so easy that today's kids (the few that actually know how) rarely bother to spell anything correctly. With a phone's address book, 3 or 4 buttons are all that stand between one and a rambling, meaningless conversation.

    What it boils down to is this: the inability to complete a thought is stupidity.

    All of our wonderful commo toys make it too easy to concentrate on the act of communicating even when we have nothing at all to say. They are making us more stupid even before you look at the dangerous driver/ pedestrian problems.

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    1. Re:It's about communication. by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Email is so easy that today's kids (the few that actually know how) rarely bother to spell anything correctly.

      We're fortunate that posters to Slashdot are such staunch defenders of the Queen's English.

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      ~Idarubicin
    2. Re:It's about communication. by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      I shall gleefully point out the irony of posting a message decrying the breakdown of communications skills due to advancing technology... on a message board... on the Internet... using an electronic computer.

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  26. An interesting occurance... by NewWazoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had an interesting revelation the other night. You see, I'd just gotten my cell phone. I didn't buy it; my mother did, because she wanted me to have it "so she could always get in touch if she had to". I'd previously avoided owning one, but it was free (for me). I'd also thought that it was the other people who couldn't handle using one in parallel with another process.

    Anyway, my girlfriend and my mother and I were all sitting around playing Monopoly when a friend called on my cell. I answered and started to chat. It was a very light conversation, no deep thinking, but I kept playing Monopoly as I talked.

    Bad move.

    We played two complete turns, with my opponents landing on a property owned by me EVERY TIME. Guess what? I didn't even notice. In my mind, I was playing just as well. Of course, I was seriously mistaken. I lost something like $2000 in that short time.

    I took it as a serious lesson. Before, I had "kept the talking/driving to a minimum." Now I won't EVER talk while I drive. Do cell phones make people stupid? No, but it's most certainly a distraction, "hands-free" or not, and those little details that slip one's preoccupied mind are often the most important ones.

    Brandon

    1. Re:An interesting occurance... by Soko · · Score: 2

      Anyway, my girlfriend and my mother and I were all sitting around playing Monopoly when a friend called on my cell. I answered and started to chat. It was a very light conversation, no deep thinking, but I kept playing Monopoly as I talked.

      Bad move.

      We played two complete turns, with my opponents landing on a property owned by me EVERY TIME. Guess what? I didn't even notice. In my mind, I was playing just as well. Of course, I was seriously mistaken. I lost something like $2000 in that short time.


      Cell phones make you lose @ Monopoly, too? Cool!

      Now, how do I send a cell phone with a 1-800 number to one Steve "Monkey Boy" Ballmer ? (Back charged to him of course) ;-)

      Soko

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      "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
    2. Re:An interesting occurance... by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A passenger is also an extra pair of eyes and ears. If you have to put the conversation on hold, they will know why.

      The synthetic voice over a cell phone is nowhere near as natural or easy to understand than a real voice.

      I don't know about you, but my voice doesn't get choppy when I'm a little far from the cell tower.

    3. Re:An interesting occurance... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "I took it as a serious lesson. Before, I had "kept the talking/driving to a minimum." Now I won't EVER talk while I drive. Do cell phones make people stupid? No, but it's most certainly a distraction, "hands-free" or not, and those little details that slip one's preoccupied mind are often the most important ones."

      Lucky for you, you learned this lesson the 'safe' way. Now that you know what can happen, you will be more careful.

      People who do know that cell phones steal your attention will pay MORE attention while driving. If, on the rare occasions that I am driving and taking a call (with my hands free set of course) I deliberately become more alert, checking mirrors, speed limits, blindspots, indicators, lights, road signs, etc very carefully. There's only so much 'attention' to go around so when I'm on the phone, I temporarily heighten the 'pool of attention' that is available so I don't flatten some pedestrian by accident.

      Those fools who use their phone and drive like mad people have never had a close call where they could have gotten injured, or gotten in trouble with the law because of a cellphone related driving offence and will keep driving badly until they realise firsthand that they drove over a pedestrian and their insurance bill doubled.

    4. Re:An interesting occurance... by extrasolar · · Score: 2

      And mostly, *limit the time of your call*. Unless some exception occurs, tell them you'll call them back.

      I'd be much happier seeing more people pulled over talking on their cell phones.

    5. Re:An interesting occurance... by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

      I took it as a serious lesson. Before, I had "kept the talking/driving to a minimum." Now I won't EVER talk while I drive. Do cell phones make people stupid? No, but it's most certainly a distraction, "hands-free" or not, and those little details that slip one's preoccupied mind are often the most important ones.

      There are instances when I'm driving when I'll use the phone for directions. When I'm going to meet somebody, I invariably flub the written directions, and will call the person I'm visiting so that they can guide me based on the landmarks/street names. Otherwise, I receive calls with "I'm driving, make it quick" and only half an ear.

      And yes, I use one of those bodyguard-type sets on my phone. I even use it as a pedestrian. It's not to be cool, but I find it a lot easier than holding the darn thing to my ear all the time.

    6. Re:An interesting occurance... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "People who do know that drinking steals your reflexes will pay MORE attention while driving. If, on the rare occasions that I am driving and drunk (on Guinness of course) I deliberately become more alert, checking mirrors, speed limits, blindspots, indicators, lights, road signs, etc very carefully. There's only so much 'attention' to go around so when I'm drunk, I temporarily heighten the 'pool of attention' that is available so I don't flatten some pedestrian by accident.""

      Your analogy is flawed because being smashed is fundamentally different than mobile phone useage. Having some beer/wine/etc before you drive provides a chemically induced impairement in your brain. Things just aren't hooked up right when you're drunk, and no matter how you try to be careful, you can't because your perceptions and the way your head processes data are fundamentally flawed to begin with (until you sober up.) This obviously is why I don't drink and drive ...

      "Now, don't you think EVERY SINGLE drunk guy who gets into an accident thinks he is capable of driving home if he's just extra careful? I don't think the extra confidence here is healthy. Besides, should't you be paying full attention to the road to begin with?"

      They thought that they would be extra careful at the same time they were drunk. That is a bad argument on their part because they used impaired reasoning to deduce that they have no problem driving.

      I decide to be smart and keep the dang phone out of use as much as possible when driving and then only use it with the headset on straight, sparsely driven road or stoplights or just plain pull over if it's busy and I'm not in a rush.

      Clearly, driving and talking on the phone is less safe (for everyone, including the cyclist who bikes up the same road I drive) than driving with an earpiece in your ear doing nothing. But I do believe that mobile phones can be used safely in cars when used with a headset, when you know the risks and therefore try to be more alert, and minimise the useage to the conditions I mentioned above.

      Drinking after having a bunch of beer ... well that's just plain stupid.

    7. Re:An interesting occurance... by Hal-9001 · · Score: 2

      I took it as a serious lesson. Before, I had "kept the talking/driving to a minimum." Now I won't EVER talk while I drive. Do cell phones make people stupid? No, but it's most certainly a distraction, "hands-free" or not, and those little details that slip one's preoccupied mind are often the most important ones.
      There is a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine which supports your observation. That study also shows that hands-free sets do not improve driving safety.
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    8. Re:An interesting occurance... by Hal-9001 · · Score: 2

      The really interesting thing about your scenario is that the increased risk of getting in an accident while talking on a cell phone is comparable to the increased risk of getting in an accident while driving with a blood alcohol level above the legal limit. See this study published in the New England Journal of Medicine for details.

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  27. Re:Well duh by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are two reasons for this:

    1.) Humans rely on hearing a lot more than people realize. This causes people to do stupid stuff like walk out into the street without looking. "Well, I dont hear anything, must be clear." In other words, we take hearing for granted. If you're listening to somebody on the phone, then you're not listening to stuff you typically hear.

    2.) Holding a cell phone can lead to restricted head movement. You're not looking around as much. Couple that with point 1 and you start taking silly risks without even realizing it.

    I'm sure people are drawing the conclusion that people burn up too much runtime while on the phone, but common sense should tell you that's not the case. Ppl talk and do stuff all the time and behave quite normally without cell phones. It's simply a matter of senses being disrupted. Use a hands-free kit and some of the problem goes away. I don't have an easy answer with the first point I made, though.

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  28. Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner! by doorbot.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's my prejudice:
    no scientific basis = seems false


    You must not be religious either.

    Score one point for your team!

    By the way, have you ever noticed how "everyone" always says everyone else is stupid/an idiot/bad driver/etc? I'll be the first to say, though, that I may be that idiot on occasion. My problem is that most people who think they're "frickin' geniuses" are, sadly, not.

    I'm a firm believer in the fact that the human race as a whole has a very low average intelligence (which can be lowered further when multiple low-intelligence individuals are placed in proximity). Thankfully, there are some people who decide to use their intellect for more productive purposes, one of which would be not posting this article on Slashdot.

    Absolutely no scientific basis in this ... but it still seems true

    Translation: Either you're not smart enough to understand what you're doing (go ask someone smart), or you're grasping at straws, trying to renew your grant money. At least try to be creative!

  29. Correlation != causation by forkboy · · Score: 2

    DoCoMo found that kids who carry cell phones do worse on tests than kids who don't carry phones.

    Did it ever occur to them that maybe the kids with cell phones might have more active social lives and thus spend less time focused on school work? I know the chatty little social butterflies where I grew up were dumbasses. Or on the contraverse, smarter kids choose not to use cell phones to call their friends all the time because they know they'll talk to them eventually.

    I study done by a real sociologist should have a lot more data than those two variables. No statistician worth his/her salt would be proud of that relation without additional supporting data.

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    1. Re:Correlation != causation by tunah · · Score: 2, Funny
      smarter kids choose not to use cell phones to call their friends all the time because they know they'll talk to them eventually.

      Those are some smart fucking kids!

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  30. Yeah, but look at this other MSNBC article by thelinuxking · · Score: 2

    This was on MSNBC today. Seems that although earlier they said that cell phone users are stupider, aparently now they are more polite.

    Favorite quote from article: "the survey indicated 39 percent say it's OK to make a mobile call when in the bathroom, down just slightly from 47 percent two years ago."

    1. Re:Yeah, but look at this other MSNBC article by FFFish · · Score: 2

      Anyone who talks to me from the bathroom will officially be placed on my "shit list." Farghhh.... like I want to hear the freakin' splash? Sick, sick, sick.

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    2. Re:Yeah, but look at this other MSNBC article by kubrick · · Score: 2

      That statistic explains a lot.

      I think I'll be taking up a hermitage soon...

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  31. Heh by zapfie · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article:

    But I cop to it: The use of the cell phone made me temporarily insane.

    Er.. ah.. hey, works for me!


    Judge: You are on trial today for killing 40 pedestrians while driving. How do you plead?

    Defendant: Well, you see, Judge, I was on my cell phone at the time..

    Judge: Ohhh.. our mistake. You're free to go.

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  32. Fallacy #2 by buswolley · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The morons with cell phones were morons before they got them" Now they are morons that talk really loudly.

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  33. Ahhh... My Courier Days. by istartedi · · Score: 2

    In my early 20s I worked as a courier. We had radios in our cars. No full duplex. You had to key the mike and "capture" the channel. On more than one occasion, I was asked to change routes, rendezvous with other drivers, or even take a different exit while driving. This was an inherently dangerous and stressful business. I had two accidents, neither of which I attribute directly to use of the radio.

    The first one was caused by speeding and an oil slick. The lady I rear-ended even slipped on the oil as she got out of her SUV and commented about it. Damage to my beat-up little 4-cylinder Mustang? $600. Damage to her SUV? $600.

    The second time I was going through a parking lot and this woman backed out. She said I was speeding, I said she was an idiot not to look back before reversing. Insurance said neither party was at fault, so I had no access to her damage figure. Mine was $1100 because she scraped 3 side panels.

    Although I wasn't talking on the radio during either of these accidents, the stress of the job pushed me to drive in an unsafe manner. The radio was part of that stress. Since I no longer do that job, I have had no moving violations and more importantly, no accidents.

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    1. Re:Ahhh... My Courier Days. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "The second time I was going through a parking lot and this woman backed out. She said I was speeding, I said she was an idiot not to look back before reversing. Insurance said neither party was at fault, so I had no access to her damage figure. Mine was $1100 because she scraped 3 side panels."

      Parking lots are not government regulated roads and insurance doesn't cover it if your car gets creamed in one of them. (IANAL) If she said you were speeding in a parking lot, you might have wanted to ask her what the speed limit was. As far as I know, only governments can set legally enforcable speed limits on their roads.

      I know this one girl who has had 3 accidents and they were all in parking lots and insurance did not cover any of it.

      As to backing out, I think that there ARE too many fools who look around BEFORE they get into the car, and then back out assuming that the place is still clear. Your only defence in a parking lot is to be alert and keep your horn-hand at the ready. (does that sound dirty?)

    2. Re:Ahhh... My Courier Days. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "In that case, I back out very slowly. Most people are reasonable and can see that the driver of the car pulling out can't see, so they stop (or hey, even honk and I will stop until you pass). It's generally the really impatient people that will cause the accidents. I've never had an accident in a parking lot (unless you count all the assholes dinging my car "accidents")."

      I agree with you ... impatience both on the part of the backer-outers and the people driving around looking for spots are big factors in parking lot fender-benders. As to getting your car dinged ... there are too many fools who don't understand what it is to take care of a car, or don't care because their car is pretty crappy already so they just fling their doors open.

      My reasoning is that if someone has a well-maintained, shiny car then they know what it is to take care of a car so they will be careful not to ding you. This is a problem at my university because students in general have such stretched finances (thank goodness for scholarships) that most of us who need to drive for our jobs or whatever can only afford POS cars.

      This is why I try to find those shiny, well-cared-for cars and park between/beside them.

    3. Re:Ahhh... My Courier Days. by Zwack · · Score: 2

      Parking lots are not government regulated roads and insurance doesn't cover it if your car gets creamed in one of them.

      Well, It depends... Here in Oregon the drivers manual explicitly states that all Oregon traffic laws apply to any public place such as Parking lots. I guess the idea is that it's close enough to being a road, in some cases roads run into parking lots with no obvious boundaries, and why shouldn't people have to obey the same laws when driving in a parking lot as they do a few feet away on the road.

      Of course the speed limit on beaches in Oregon is (if my memory serves) 30 MPH which seems WAY too high to me.

      Z.

      p.s. Yes, we can't pump our own gas, but do you really want to get out in the rain to do it yourself anyway?

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  34. Re:Well duh by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

    However, the hands-free kit is more trouble than it's worth. I don't use the cell phone every time I get into a car, and even given that the hands-free kit is already set up (with lighter adaptor already plugged in), it still takes a bit of time to install the phone into the kit, and then to answer a call. You have to tune to a certain channel, and then hit the answer key on the phone. Nevermind trying to dial while driving...

  35. Know what's funny? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Statistics show that roughly half of the people bad-mouthing cell phone users in this thread do, in fact, have cell phones.

  36. Use a book instead by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 4, Funny

    People who walk and talk on cell phones are crazy. They should instead do what I do when walking through town - read a book.

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    1. Re:Use a book instead by MrDelSarto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Terribly dangerous -- I once witnessed a horrific "accident" where a book-reading nerd found his fantasy/D&D book so fascinating he couldn't put it down to visit the urinal.

      Oblivious to the impending danger of two far cooler students, he was unprepared for the inevitable shoulder barge.

      The nerd learns a valuable lesson : book + urinal = wet in the worst possible way.

    2. Re:Use a book instead by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2

      No - real, 100% genuine dead-trees book.

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  37. Re: Do Cell Phones Make Us Stupid? by guttentag · · Score: 2
    Do Cell Phones Make Us Stupid?
    No, it's just you.
  38. Too Damn Small by ptbrown · · Score: 2

    My peeve with cell phones is that in the push to make them smaller, they have created a device with which it is impossible to have the earpiece close enough to your ear to hear it, while at the same time keeping the mouthpiece close enough to your mouth for it to pick up what you're saying. As a result, the user is forced to turn up the volume of the phone, so that everyone in the vicinity hears the buzz of the person on the other end, and he has to speak quite loudly to be heard.

    It occurs to me that this may also contribute to the inability to multi-task while speaking on a cell phone. Most people don't have significant problems carrying on a conversation with another person while performing some other task: eating, walking, driving a car. But it's well-known that talking on a cell phone distracts from other tasks. This may be because the poor clarity requires the speaker to concentrate more on comprehending what is being said, and having to speak more deliberately to be understood.

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  39. Old data? by XorNand · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Much of your cited data seems to be conducted during the reign of first gen cellphones -- the analog variety. These older phones operate on different frequencies (obviously) and also require a much higher power output than the digital models used by 85% American cell phone owners today. How valid are these stats?

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  40. It's not the phone, it's the multitasking by Jeremi · · Score: 2

    It seems to me the real cause of the writer's grief isn't people using cell phones, but people using cell phones while trying to do something else at the same time. There seems to be a belief that you can split your attention between a phone conversation and (driving/walking/unicycling/etc) without any adverse effects, but of course it isn't so. Perhaps we just need a law that says you must be stationary whenever a cell phone is pressed to your ear.

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  41. Need more proof? by FakePlasticDubya · · Score: 2

    The existance of a "Hello Kitty" 'faceplate' for phones is more than enough evidence in my book to prove this point.

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  42. I don't think we're angry in general by ShaunC · · Score: 4, Insightful
    At the same time though a lot of the anti-cellphone rage just seems to be redirected anger: People just simply can't stand each other nowadays, and cell phones give us an easy target.
    I think it's more the former than the latter; that is, the anti-cellphone rage winds up being redirected upon polite cellphone users. I doubt that the guy on the train was redirecting his job-related or marital stress in your general direction; instead, it's more likely that he was upset because he's become accustomed to cellphone users being rude. It's a simple case of perspective, the actions of the obnoxious "majority" reflect upon the entire class.

    I was sitting in class today and a woman's cell phone went off. It wasn't too annoying at first. Then she pulled her purse out of her backpack, and it got louder. Then she pulled the phone out of her purse, and it might as well have been a goddamn fire alarm. All in all, it took 30 seconds or so for her to turn it off, and it completely interrupted everyone's train of thought. When I see someone on a cellphone, this is the type of experience that immediately comes to mind - not the guy who I didn't even notice because he was speaking softly into his phone as I passed him on the walkway.

    Think of SUVs, a good example since they've already been mentioned once in this thread. SUVs seem to carry similar connotations. Many people, myself included, see someone driving an SUV and often think "road hogging, gas guzzling, polluting idiot!" Of course that's not true in all cases. My dad's been driving an Explorer since '96 or so. He's never had a wreck in his life, he's never even had so much as a speeding ticket; he's a very safe and astute driver. Perhaps "gas guzzling" and "polluting" still apply, but he's not a road hog and he's no idiot. Yet I'm sure there are plenty of people who think that when they see him driving down the road.

    It's just a stereotype. People have come to associate cellphones with rude, inconsiderate behavior (and for a good reason). They salivate when the bell rings, you can't expect anything else.

    Shaun
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    1. Re:I don't think we're angry in general by digitalsushi · · Score: 2
      I think the mentality of disliking SUVs is something like this... If I have a small car, and you have a small car, and we collide, then we both get a bloody nose. If I have a small car, and you have an SUV, when we collide, you kill me and you get thrown around a little bit. The message that us with little cars get is, 'get an SUV or stay off the road'. Every few days, I'll be in the travel lane, and a vehicle will slowly shift into my lane, parallel to me. Guess how big these vehicles always are.


      The flip side is that when we head into town on Friday night, often enough we see SUVs keep going past a great parking spot cause there's already two other SUVs to either side! I really must wonder, if everyone had an SUV, would they not have to redo the parking space lines?


      I'm ok with people protecting their families and stuff. The issue is that the protection you give your 16 year old daughter becomes a weapon of mass destruction to everyone else. I heard once that there would never be any accidents if everyone had a giant impaler rod mounted squarely on the steering wheel! Think about it, cause I betcha it'd be true.

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    2. Re:I don't think we're angry in general by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I heard once that there would never be any accidents if everyone had a giant impaler rod mounted squarely on the steering wheel! Think about it, cause I betcha it'd be true.

      I think there would still be accidents. But they certainly would do a lot more to keep the population down.
      On the other hand, my idea has always been to give everyone a .45 and 1 bullet per day. You have to turn in the spent casing to get another bullet, so you can't save up. You may then proceed to shoot at anyone's vehicle that is being an idiot, in your opinion. Probably have to attach a cavet that you are not allow to kill the person. Now imagine that everyone is at a merge and is doing a very nice zipper type merge which allows everyone to move along, then the one idiot, who thinks that they are special, starts cutting around the side to get ahead. So half the people in the merge pull out their .45 and take their shot for the day. Assuming that the idiot survives it, I don't think he'll be too likely to do it again. Moreover, his car may be disabled on the spot, really making the point about not working with everyone else.
      Of course, there would prbobably be quite a few deaths due to this, not many people are that good of shot and are as likely to hit as not, but I think it would go a long way to keeping people in line on the freeways.
      All in all, it would be nice just to see some sort of system that punishes the people that create traffic snarls. The roads are a public resource that we have to share, and from a study I saw a while back, the best way to make everyone share is to allow for those that get screwed, by the one greedy bastard, to exact some sort of punishment upon the one idiot. Sadly, the police are streched too thin to do this effectivly, at least in my corner of the world, so the normal deterent isn't there. Plus, many of the little things that create the problems are not ticketable offenses anyway. Sure, its legal not to merge when you know that a lane is closed ahead, and try and get ahead of as many cars as possible, but by doing so you slow up everyone else. If everyone would just merge early, everyone would move faster. Conversly, when people are trying to merge early, try and let one in. Ok, so the merge thing is a pet peeve with me. But it is the one I have to deal with most often, and the solution is really rather simple.

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    3. Re:I don't think we're angry in general by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      Hrm. I dunno. The merge thing is definitely high on my list, but the one thing I hate the most is people camping in the left lane. Up where I am from, our Interstates have two lanes, not ten. In the random spots with more then 2 lanes, I dont really care what people do. But when one lane is for passing and one is for driving, I really get angry seeing the loser driving along at 60 mph in the left lane. It always becomes some big effort, too, to figure out the best way of making him get into the right lane. Typically, my best solution is to match their speed, until a wall of people builds up behind him (not me, I'm in the driving lane) and he'll finally get out of the way. It's a risky game, though, cause he might just get back into the left after the traffic passes. Anyways... I dont think I could shoot another driver unless they did something really horrible, like forget to use their blinker. YEAH, BLINKERS COME STANDARD ON CARS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE w00h

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    4. Re:I don't think we're angry in general by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2

      I agree, the people that hang out in the left lane and travel slower than the traffic around them are a definate nusciance. I used to make a 50 mile commute, each way, and in the evening, after a long day, I just want to get home. The speed limit is 70mph on the freeway, and because of the people with the underpowered cars that can't or won't climb the pass, I get stuck doing 60mph most of the way. Ok, its not a huge difference, but dammit I want to get where I am going, if they don't, then get the hell out of the way! I really wish that the Highway Patrol would start ticketing these idiots for obstructing traffic. Yes, they are entitled to use the freeway, but they should use it in a resposible manner. Most freeways in this area have a tendancy to have faster traffic further to the left, it works, and when everyone plays along, it makes for a pleasent drive. But one idiot that wants to be in the "fast" lane, but is slower than the rest of the traffic in that lane, creates a problem, and needs to be told so, in no uncertain terms. If people are stacking up behind you, move out of the way. Its simple, and its just good manners.

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    5. Re:I don't think we're angry in general by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      That reminds of of yet another thing I hate about the roads... how come when I'm speeding to work some days at 85 mph, tailing the car in front of me by a car length, just as he is doing to the car in front of him, and so on, as far up as I can see, that no one gets pulled over, but when I'm driving home at 2am going 75 with NO ONE around me, then I'm fair game? Here's a good question for one of those "What If" books you see.. What if there was a law that said, if you unconditionally give up your ability to speed, make stupid mistakes, et cetera- (your body wont let you break a law, in other words. You gotta do things the proper way) that, in compensation, every single other driver would obey every single law as well? I do a full stop. Everyone does a full stop. I stop at long yellows. I stay in the right lane. I use my blinker. I merge in a zipper pattern. I use my blinker. So does everyone else. Hrmm. I wonder which would be more frustrating. I'd feel a lot safer in that 3 to 4% longer I would be in traffic.

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  43. you can tell by the way they hold it by gelfling · · Score: 2

    C'mon people - no one thinks you're talking to the special commando force perched in the Huey just because you hold it sideways away from and in front of, your face. You just look retarded.

  44. Re:Well duh by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    Hmm. Maybe I used the wrong terminology?

    I was thinking of an earpeace you stick in your ear and look like Sam Beckett while you're walking down the street.

    Sorry, now that I think about it, I DID use the wrong terminology. Sorry to be confusing!

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  45. There was a study done on this by geekotourist · · Score: 2

    Can't remember the source right now (must be that I'm typing on my cellphone whilst driving at 100 mph right now ...:). The study looked at the number of nodes (?term) used by a person's brain during a task. Driving took up about 70 nodes. Talking on the cell phone, about 50 nodes. Doing the two at the same time? (Simulated by a computer driving game) 60 nodes. We aren't as capable at multitasking as we think.

  46. Probably a philosophical issue by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    People who spend more time talking on cell phones seemingly need stimulation beyond the world around them. If people can't become engaged in what's happening around them and feel the need to be somewhere else with someone else. They can't be bothered to stop and smell the roses, blah blah blah... That, or they should have thought about being at that somewhere else to begin with.

    Cell phones don't make people stupid. They're already stupid for thinking they need to use it. They rank right on up there with people who "need" television.

  47. On a more serious note by StArSkY · · Score: 2

    Is the COmmunications revolution resulting in decreased communication skills?

    We have mobile phones, email, irc, and slashdot. These communication mediums are meant to be part of the communications revolution, but are we losing the art of effective communication?

    How often do you send 5 or six emails for what could be covered off in a 1 minute phone call? With email people miss your mood, tone, and oftne misinterpret what you mean.

    How important is a face to face meeting? Meeting people face to face allows you to project senses that you just can't with a phone call or email. You get to guage each others body lnaguage and alter your communication to meet the changing mood. This is much harder on the phone, and almost impossible on email...

    So mobile phones probably are making us more stupid, I also switch off to the world in a similar manner when I am writing emails, so email is also making more stupid.

    Note to self, must meet the /. guys in person next time they come to Australia... I am sure I will learn more in five minutes face to face than I have from reading their musings on /. for the last 3 years.

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  48. No, Dependent. Not stupid by jlrowe · · Score: 2
    The term 'stupid' is overused.

    What I see going on, and it comes from regular phones as well, is that people are becoming too dependent on others.

    Rather than research a subject or situation, and solve it themselves, they are calling someone else to provide a solution.

    Tp illustrate, some years ago a student in a public school had to go to the Principals office to make or receive a call. The extra 'cost' of the procedure to make a call etc encouraged problem solving by the student. Students tended to remember to bring things they needed each day.

    But now with cell phones, no one seems to have any decisive abilities. Children (and adults) call parents and others to ask the most trivial things. What to wear, what to eat, where is the sugar, can't find the peanut butter, should I buy this (insert some inconsequential object), etc.

    It seems the power of reasoning and decision has all but disappeared.

    And, wasn't that what school was all about? Getting away from home and learning to survive and prosper on ones' own?

  49. Public Transportation by Triv · · Score: 2

    The worst, the absolute worst, is an afternoon rushhour on a crowded NYC commuter bus. People get on, and the phones come out. Dozens of them, inches from your head. It's like sitting in a moving bee-hive. I've started to walk home to avoid it.

    One terriffic anecdote tho - I was coming home one night and the woman sitting in front of me was talking to her friend sitting beside her, and the conversation was making a lot of people on the bus try not to laugh. It doesn't matter what it was about, the point is that her cel went off and she started to tell whoever called the same stupid story. The greatest thing was her ringtone - "If I Only Had A Brain." She really couldn't understand why she was getting such strange looks.

    Triv

  50. I'M ON THE TRAIN! by cliveholloway · · Score: 2
    When cellphones first came out in the UK, you could have endless hours of fun. I was at college near London. When I caught a commuter train, as soon as someone's phone rang and they went to answer it, I'd shout "I'M ON THE TRAIN" and then watch.

    Well, OK, but I was a student back then and these things _were_ funny...

    .02

    cLive ;-)

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  51. What I would propose to my lawmaker: by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Except for an emergency (as defined in the State Codes,
    e.g., you'd be prepared to explain the nature of your emergency to
    a cop and a judge), using a portable phone while operating
    a motor vehicle on a public roadway constitutes a moving violation.

    Exceptions could be provided for licensed amateur radio
    operators, service personnel, security guards, etc.

    Violators to be fined heavily -- as a moving violation.
    One that raises your insurance rates, carries substantial fines,
    and can cause you to forfeit your license to drive
    AND your cell phone after multiple violations.

    Let's make it worthwhile: a $500-1000 fine for the
    first offense, which will generally be waived AFTER a
    court appearence, on the condition that the violator will sit
    through an uncomfortable class or do some service work.

    I'm totally 100% serious here. You can still squawk on the
    phone while driving if you have an emergency (what the
    LAW says is an emergency, not necessarily what YOU say),
    and you can still get a special license that will allow you
    to do it after passing some tests that show you're capable...

    But the routine, always-on nature of the doofuses out there
    who *are* contributing to highway problems has got to stop.

    You want to hear my views on road rage, and my
    ideas of how to stop the trend?

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  52. it's obvious... by e40 · · Score: 2

    There's an interesting article in Wired that sheds light on this problem, sort of. The article is relevant because the problem is similar: being dangerously distracted.

    Basically, it boils down to concentration. People walking around talking on a phone aren't paying attention to the important things, like who is about to squash them. People can't multi-task nearly as well as they assume, which is why people get into these stupid situations.

  53. The big problem; by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    To me, the biggest indicator of stupidity is
    when people think it's somehow appropriate or
    nice to have the monotonic rendition of a mozart
    aria or bach partita as their ringer. As if that
    makes them sophisticated somehow. It literally
    makes me want to kill the owner of the phone.

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  54. Cell phones (and SUVs) do expose stupidity... by vanyel · · Score: 2

    ...in the people who revel at putting down anything that is popular.

  55. Many studies done on this... by geekotourist · · Score: 2
    The National Safety Council has a of studies, some with links. For example, finds
    Those engaged in cell phone conversations:
    missed twice as many simulated traffic signals as when they were not talking on the cell phone.

    took longer to react to those signals that they did detect.

    These deficits were equivalent for both hand-held and hands-free cell phone users
  56. Re:Intelligent subject by extrasolar · · Score: 2

    Or is the other way around? That you are interested in math because you are good at it? That people of low-intelligence hate school because they do poorly in it.

    Something to think about.

  57. Dogpile by po8 · · Score: 2

    Always fashionable to pile on the cellphone users. Here's my contributions:

    • It's not like you ever saw anyone step out into traffic without looking before there were cellphones. (You did? Huh.)
    • Certainly the non-cellphone conversations of those around us in public places are notable for their erudition and cogency. (They're not? Huh.)
    • It isn't like talking on a cellphone in traffic could make driving safer in any way. (You use it for what? Checking road conditions? Reporting drunk drivers? Huh.)

    People were the same way at the dawn of the automobile age. The funny part is, they were mostly right. Cars are more dangerous[1] than horses and buggies, and an annoyance to civilized society. They also transformed civilization, in most ways for the better. (Try taking someone to the hospital on a horse sometime and see how it works out.)

    The cellphone is here to stay. If costs come down just a bit more, everyone in the civilized world will have one. Might as well just enjoy it. If the conversations of those around you are bugging you, call a friend of your own and drown it out, or listen to that next technological marvel: the portable MP3 player.


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    1. Although folks forget how dangerous horses and buggies were, per road mile travelled. Horses are irrational: they buck riders off, run away with carriages, etc. It would actually be interesting to see a risk study sometime.

    1. Re:Dogpile by radja · · Score: 2

      >If the conversations of those around you are bugging you, call a friend of your own and drown it out, or listen to that next technological marvel: the portable MP3 player.

      works way better to listen to the conversation and butt in. Also rude, but way more fun than a cellphone :) //rdj

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  58. Any studies being done on "humour impairment"? by hayden · · Score: 2

    I think we have an unwitting participant here.

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  59. Would you believe... by Alien+Being · · Score: 2

    that shoe phones make Max Smart?

    1. Re:Would you believe... by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      er, uh, above average intellegence?

      no?

      How about smarter then a monkey?

      I see.

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  60. I'll tell you where my anger comes from by Bastian · · Score: 2

    Custom ringtones. The superloud volume setting doesn't help anything, but even at low volume, hearing the first four bars of the chorus to "Ode to Joy", "Ramblin' Man", or anything by N'Sync played over and over on what sounds like a PC Squeaker is enough to make seriously consider my opinions on public execution and eugenics programs.

  61. The Great Douglas Adams Once Said by Bastian · · Score: 4, Funny

    The reason why humans talk so much is because of the danger that if their lips stop moving, their brains might start moving.

    I think this explains it all. . .

  62. Not stupid...rude. by UncleOlethros · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Cell phones don't make any given person stupid, they just reinforce the already pervasive attitude that they are the Only Person In The World.

    Think about it. Most of the common rudness you encounter on a daily basis comes from people who simply don't think about people around them...or if they do, they regard them as obstacles. Driving aggressively, taking more than 7 items through the express checkout lane, playing stereos loudly at 3am, talking on a cell phone during a movie...all of it comes from people not considering the other people around them. And in modern culture, this is a common habit.

    Cell phones don't make people stupid. They just reinforce their rude habits.

  63. Google by InsaneCreator · · Score: 2

    Google has the answer:
    Searched the web for stupid cell phone users. Results 1 - 10 of about 29,400. Search took 0.09 seconds.

    Does that answer your question? :)

  64. They affect short term memory by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    They do, I swear, affect short term memory.

    I have mine on now, its a little Nokia number with the changeable facia. Today its got its light blue facia, but maybe I'll switch to the tiger stripe facia tomorrow. Don't you just hate people who wear tiger stripes and leopard skin clothes? Its not the fur problem, even when the fur is fake it just looks sooo tacky. Speaking of which I spilled some curry on my desk and its still tacky, I'm hoping it will dry tomorrow. Maybe it will rain like today.

    Oh, sorry, what were we talking about again?

  65. Some scientific evidence by Hal-9001 · · Score: 2
    Amsterdam Avenue and 93rd Street on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, a lazy summer midday. Young woman in belly shirt, standing at the southwest corner, steps off sidewalk to cross against the light. A massive truck, speeding, turns the corner, just narrowly averting squishing her like a bug. Young woman doesn't flinch or even seem to notice; she's yapping on her cell phone like it was the most important conversation in the world.
    There is a study that was published in the New England Journal of Medicine (N Engl J Med 1997 Feb 13;336(7):453-8) which pretty convincingly links cell phone usage while driving with an fourfold increase in the risk of getting into a car accident. This increase in risk is comparable to that of driving with a blood alcohol level above the legal limit. The researchers also found that the increased rick does not change significantly depending on whether or not the cell phone being used is a hand-free unit, so they believe that the distraction of talking on a cell phone, instead of worrying about keeping your car between the lines or from hitting the car/person/inanimate object directly in front of you, is responsible for the increase in risk. The fact that many people navigate their own bodies about as well as if they were drunk when talking on their cell phone also supports this argument.
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  66. Fun thing to do to folks driving with their cell by RembrandtX · · Score: 2

    When i pull up to a traffic light, and see the driver in front of me [who just cut me off, or TOTALLY failed to see me and almost side swiped me - Although im not sure HOW you can just 'totally miss' a 1200cc Harley rumbling next to you.] I take great pleasure in reaching down the side of my bike .. and pulling the choke out.

    It becomes very difficult for them to hear , and thus eliminates the problem of a 'distracted' driver on their cel-phone.

    Only one lady so far has actually had the audacity to point out she was trying to make a call on her phone .. and did I have to make so much noise.

    I replied "This is only about 1/2 the noise I was making when you almost side swiped me 50 seconds ago, and it looked to me like you were having NO problems talking on your phone then."

    [She had the good graces to look embarrised then.]

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  67. Sorry (in advance) by Peter+Harris · · Score: 2

    Indeed. Let's get back on topic: the dumbening of cell-phone users. Wait a minute - "dumbening?". That's not even a word!

    Actually this could all be a good thing for mankind, if Lisa's graph of intelligence v. happiness is right.

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  68. Re:Slashdot moderators Must use cell phones. by jeremyp · · Score: 2

    editors are rejecting your "inciteful" (sic) articles, no doubt because you can't spell

    Whereas you, on the other hand, can't read. The word "inciteful" was deliberately spelled that way as would have been obvious if you had read the previous three words ("my", "insightful", "and")

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  69. cell phone stupidity by sirinek · · Score: 2

    When I was at a previous job my boss often made the comment that our Nextel phones (instant 2-way communicators, like a walkie-talkie with cell capability) created a generation of managers that cant make decisions on their own. Everyone was always chatting people up on their nextel before doing or saying anything.

    siri

  70. Re:Well duh by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    I recall reading about a study that said that hands-free systems did not reduce the number of gaffes people made while driving and talking on the phone.

    Studies have shown that the distraction of a driver's attention from the road contributes to accidents involving cellular phones and that handsfree devices do not reduce the incidence of accidents.

    Hands-Free, But Dangerous

    Cell Phones and Car Crashes

    A lot more, but I don't feel like typing, you probably don't feel like reading, and you can just do a google search to find more.

    People who use cell-phones always argue that they are 1-percenters, those in the one percent who might actually not be so stupid when using a cell phone. 99% of cellphone users think they are in that 1 percent and, of course, this is one of those 90% of statistics that was just made up by me, but that is sure what it seems like.

    Everyone that uses a cellphone that I talk to says they are capable of driving while using a cellphone. Well, sure, everyone is capable of driving while using a cellphone, but how capable are you at avoiding an accident and driving defensively while using a cellphone? If it's any less than without, then don't do it.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  71. The Cell Phone Experience by MyOwnIdentity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These are the following reasons I got rid of my cell phone: 1) I drive a stick. My wife got angry with me because she would call me on my cell phone and I would put it down when I had to shift, traffic got tight, or I had to concentrate on the driving for some reason or another. I explained to her in the beginning that driving home safely is much more important than any conversion in the car. 2) I told everyone that the cell phone was for EMERGENCY USE ONLY. Suddenly emergency calls were "just checking up. Want to make sure you're OK" calls. Especially from my wife. Her family has this whole weird thing with phones that's a whole different world, although that's beside the point. The point is that people do not respect what emergency use means when it's just so convenient and "it'll only take a minute". Also, both my wife and I got a phone, and we said it was only for if the car breaks down or some emergency like that. It didn't take her very long to call because she had to ask some one a quick question and she should call while she's thinking about it before she gets home. 3) It's nice to be disconnected. It's really, really nice to be someplace where no one can reach you. No one can bother you. You're all alone. Obviously I'm in the minority with this opinion. People don't respect private time when you have a cell phone. If they can call you, they will. 4) My wife seems to concentrate on anything except driving while she's driving. She almost rear-ended four people yesterday alone. Especially with the cell phone. 5) C-- You H--- -- -ow? Sentences MUST be short and sweet along with the conversations because you don't know when your cell phone is going to conk out on you. I used to have Verison. That sucked. My father in law has Nextel. That sucks. My wife (she can't live without one, she says) now has SprintPCS. Not very clear, although all of these may be where I live. I hated every minute of having a cell phone. I got it originally for the purpose of if I got stuck somewhere I could call for help. When I go to work there is a whole lotta nothing between home and work, and it's even worse for some of my side consulting jobs. The price wasn't worth it. To have the (what I consider) proper cell phone attitude is to be totally frustrated all the time with everyone you know.

    1. Re:The Cell Phone Experience by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2

      There really are some easy answers to the problems that you had. Though, if you are happier without one, then good for you, but the emernegcy use is well, useful.

      1) I drive a stick. My wife got angry with me because she would call me on my cell phone and I would put it down when I had to shift, traffic got tight, or I had to concentrate on the driving for some reason or another. I explained to her in the beginning that driving home safely is much more important than any conversion in the car.
      Get a hands free unit. If you have a cell phone, and are going to talk while driving, get a hands free unit. It makes the experience similar to having someone in the passenger seat talking to you. You're quite right, the driving is more important than the conversation, but the problems can be mitigated.

      2) I told everyone that the cell phone was for EMERGENCY USE ONLY. Suddenly emergency calls were "just checking up. Want to make sure you're OK" calls.

      Sadly, this is impossible to avoid. A lot of people like to have immediacy, they want an answer now. This is part of what phones, in general, are all about. If there wasn't a desire for immediacy, we would still be using the pony express to communicate. Best you can do is re-train those people that call you, keep emphasizing that the phone is for emergecy use only, and be short with them when they call for another reason. Trust me, one valid use of the phone for an emergency is worth the headache of a thousand "are you ok?" calls.

      3) It's nice to be disconnected. It's really, really nice to be someplace where no one can reach you. No one can bother you. You're all alone. Obviously I'm in the minority with this opinion. People don't respect private time when you have a cell phone.

      I agree with you, alone time, is very nice. And I still can have it when I want to. Every cell phone has an off button. Press it, and forget it. Let voicemail catch the calls for a bit, then later you can go back over the missed calls and see if you want to return them.

      4) My wife seems to concentrate on anything except driving while she's driving. She almost rear-ended four people yesterday alone. Especially with the cell phone.

      The problem isn't the phone, its the person. First, as said earlier, get a hands free set. Second, well, this is the tricky part, it sounds like she is not going to learn until she is in a horrible accident, sorry, but I don't think that this sort of problem can be fixed. Best I can say is, hope that she's ok, and so is the other person in the accident.

      5) C-- You H--- -- -ow? Sentences MUST be short and sweet along with the conversations because you don't know when your cell phone is going to conk out on you.

      Not a problem in my corner of the world. Might just be your area. Moreover, is there any reason to have a conversation longer than a few sentances on a phone of any sort? If you really want to sit and chat with someone, meet them somewhere, have a drink, get some real personal interaction.

      I got it originally for the purpose of if I got stuck somewhere I could call for help. When I go to work there is a whole lotta nothing between home and work, and it's even worse for some of my side consulting jobs. The price wasn't worth it. To have the (what I consider) proper cell phone attitude is to be totally frustrated all the time with everyone you know.

      Having used my phone in such situations, I really feel that it is worth the frustration and price. But, we all have our own opinions, I can see where cell phones could run afoul of your feelings. Consider my answers simply as a couter-point for anyone reading your post. I have a cell phone, and now rely on it heavily. I have ditched my land line for every purpose other than DSL. And when my car decides to die, it makes getting help easy (I have really bad luck with cars.)

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      Laziness is the father.
  72. Re:Well duh by alcmena · · Score: 2

    People who use cell-phones always argue that they are 1-percenters, those in the one percent who might actually not be so stupid when using a cell phone.

    Reminds me of my favorite statistic I saw a few years back. 76% of all Americans think they are smarter than the average American.

  73. Stand in the corner by jhines0042 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The CEO of my company was holding a meeting for the whole company and told everyone to turn off their cell phones (salesmen included) because if it rang they'd have to stand in the corner.

    Of course someone's did ring and they were made to stand in the corner.

    About 6 months later at another company wide meeting. Someone was speaking and a cell phone rings. Turns out it was his the CEO's.

    He turned it off and went and stood in the corner.

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    42 - So long and thanks for all the fish.
  74. Re:Intelligent subject by evilviper · · Score: 2
    People do what they find interesting.

    No, I don't really believe that. I don't think that millions of people find being a lawyer interesting... but that's not exactly evidence.

    I do not have a great interest in computers, yet here I am. I would not set up a DNS server just for the fun of doing it (that's not to say it is torture). However, at around my early college years I discovered that, with very little effort on my part, I was far ahead of 99% of people that specalized in CS. So, my 'interest' in computers is merely the cash that jobs in computer related fields comes with.

    In other words, when I make millions of dollars, and buy myself a private island, I don't plan on touching another computer. Strangely, I've found a few others that share my sentiment.
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  75. Re:Wrong. by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 2
    You won't find this easily on the web. (Wonder why?) You have to, (horrors!) go look it up in a bricks and mortar library.

    This crap isn't insightful. You mean to tell me there's some kind of horrible conspiracy censoring the entire internet keeping studies it doesn't like off? That's moronic. A horrible conspiracy preventing funding of the studies in the first place--THAT I can believe. That they aren't broadcasted on television--THAT I can believe. TV is controlled by a few corporate interests. But once the studies are done, no corporation can order them off the internet. The only one who can prevent the study being on the internet is the author of the study.

    And I'd also like to say that before the internet, people didn't look things up in the brick and mortar library, they just didn't look shit up!

  76. Re:Well duh by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "I think the cellphone-while driving danger is mostly due to the driver's attention being off the road and on the conversation. "

    Why is a cell phone more distracting than a passenger?

    I have a theory: It isnt. The problem is people trying to hold the cell phone, limiting their head turning radius.

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    "Derp de derp."
  77. Re:Well duh by pogen · · Score: 2
    I recall reading about a study that said that hands-free systems did not reduce the number of gaffes people made while driving and talking on the phone.

    I believe this has something to do with the way that people normally place pauses in their conversation whenever they see that something else is happening that demands the listener's attention. A passenger in a car, for example, will stop in mid-sentence if an emergency situation arises. But someone on the phone with them will not be aware of the situation, so they will keep right on talking. This splits the driver's attention at a critical moment.

  78. Re:Well duh by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "Cell phone conversations, eating, messing with your cd collection -- all of these things (and more) subtract from your level of concentration while driving. I think cell phone usage gets a lot of focus because it is so prevalent and obvious, whereas some of these other activities don't make themselves so apparent. "

    It's interesting that you mention that because the reason that cell phones aren't banned in cars right now is that car radios cause significantly more accidents. Cell phones were so insignificant in the studies that it's hard to warrant doing anything about it.

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    "Derp de derp."
  79. Grocery Store Doubled P-W by duck_prime · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Mostly, when you were at the grocery store before cell phones, you had an inkling that other folks were dumb, but they mostly kept silent.
    I think you guys are missing the content of these grocery-store cell-phone calls. It's mostly guys who have been dragooned into shopping by wife or girlfriend.

    You have to listen to these conversations.

    "Yes ... yes ... do I like that brand? But the other one is cheaper per unit volume. Yes, dear. ... Where are the canned asparagus? What aisle? ... Did you want Fuji apples or, um, red ones? What if there's a soft spot on it? How can I tell if pineapples are ripe, anyway? Jesus Christ I had no idea saffron was so expensive. Sorry dear. Lessee, snackables. ... I am not putting that in my cart. ... (Sigh) ... with or without 'wings'? If I buy cake mix will you bake it? ... Please?"

    It's not the sound of stupidity, it's the sound of blokes' dignity whimpering softly, circling the drain.
  80. Re:technology and intelligence by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    Well, if we can't trust Stereolab, then who can we trust?

    There really needs to be a "-1: Nostalgia Whore" moderation on Slashdot.

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    "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  81. Merging by banda · · Score: 2
    Sure, its legal not to merge when you know that a lane is closed ahead, and try and get ahead of as many cars as possible, but by doing so you slow up everyone else. If everyone would just merge early, everyone would move faster.

    You are so very very wrong. Let me see if I can explain with some physics, and then follow up with personal observations.

    Think of congested traffic as though it were a fluid mechanics problem, molecules of liquid passing through a pipe whose diameter (number of lanes) changes. The molecules fill every portion of the pipe. They don't artificially contract into a smaller stream a quarter of a mile before the pipe restriction.

    A real life example from Missouri, where we have the most polite and completely incompetent drivers in the world: Travelling down the three lane interstate one evening in the leftmost lane, I saw a orange construction sign indicating that the left lane was closed ahead. I could not yet see the lane closure ahead, so I continued in the left lane. Other drivers slowed almost to a halt to merge into the crowded center lane. Once around them, I passed a full mile of vehicles crawling along in the two rightmost lanes to find that the left lane wasn't restricted at all. The sign was in error, but a traffic jam ensued because drivers were attempting to merge into the rightmost lanes far before they needed to. Merging early was the entire cause of that traffic problem.

    In the New York City area, thought by many to be the home of the rudest most aggressive drivers, this problem might not have ever happened. I have been a passenger in a speeding cab that hurtled right up to a stalled and burning vehicle in the left lane on a bridge(!) and merged at the very last moment. Other vehicles did the same thing. What I noticed was that traffic didn't slow down much at all. The NYC drivers used every available bit of asphalt, and it kept the traffic moving. All it takes in Missouri to cause a traffic jam is the mere hint of a lane closure! Big difference!

    Finally, an observation on motorcycles and lane-splitting: Throughout Europe and in California, it is legal, in fact even encouraged, for motorcyclists to filter through slow or stopped traffic by travelling between the cars. It's not legal in other states, and even trying it is likely to get a motorcyclist killed by a vengeful automobile driver. If car drivers cared at all about reducing traffic congestion, they would be happy to have the motorcycles filter past rush hour traffic and move to the front of a line at traffic signals. Getting the motorcycles out of the way frees up space for the automobiles. Making the motorcycle use up just as much space as a car only makes the congestion problem worse. (Think Tetris, played badly) But, The majority of automobile driving Americans are infuriated when a motorcycle passes them in rush hour traffic. It goes to show that our culture prizes a sort of equality of suffering over problem resolution.

    1. Re:Merging by banda · · Score: 2

      The point here is that fluids don't restrict themselves before the restriction. Traffic actually does move faster when we use all the lanes available to us. All of the traffic. Not just the scofflaws passing on the right. When everyone merges early, it just confuses the lane restriction and moves it farther upstream where there are no clear traffic regulation devices. Merging early is exacerbating the problem.