A (Correct) Poincare Proof!?
aphyscher writes "About a year ago, there was an
announcement that M.J. Dunwoody had proved the (in)famous
Poincare conjecture.
His paper turned out to have a slight problem, and so it remained unsolved...
until perhaps now!
Sergey Nikitin has posted a preprint of what may perhaps be an actual proof."
Mmmm...hypothetical donut...
If your bitterest enemies are people who hack the heads off civilians, then I would say you're doing something right.
I'm not that much into maths, but what will this proof achieve?
have you been defaced today?
But alas, the space alloted in a regular comments window is insufficient to explain further...
Some explain to me what this is. Is it different than a circle? Doesn't a sphere in its basic definition mean 3 dimensions?
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Here is an example with all sorts of definitions you can read.
t ml
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/PoincareConjecture.h
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Ok so rad the pre-writeup on this and I can say this: WAY OVER MY HEAD! I understood about
1.05E-60% of that. Holy cow. There is proof that higher education still turns out some bright people. I wish I knew what the hell all that was about, it "looks" cool. You could use that as a prop in a movie for some secret formula or something.
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Here is step 2! You win 1 million dollars for the correct proof from claymath!
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http://www.claymath.org/prizeproblems/poincare.
...the most intelligent thing I can think of is: "Mmmmm...donuts."
A.) There's now a correct proof of the Poincare problem!
B.) Jon Katz no longer posts to Slashdot!
C.) Chris D. starts his own gaming company; plans to fill-in Part 2 of the traditional Steps 1, 2, & 3 to Profit!
D.) Microsoft is now the largest paid advertiser on Slashdot.org, the be-all-end-all for all Open-Source/Free-Software news
My brain needs a reboot.
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Is it just because it was a thorny problem, a bit of knowledge for the sake of knowledge?
Or is it just that the guy is now eligible for the Clay maths prize?
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For super-geeks, here is is a more thorough discussion of the Poincaré Conjecture.
t ml
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/PoincareConjecture.h
Probably the simplest layman's explanation I can think of: if something feels like it is the 3-sphere, then it is the 3-sphere.
By "feels like" I mean that it has certain properties which strongly suggest that it is the real thing.
I think. Maybe it is a 3-d doughnut. It's been ten years since I studied that stuff at college.
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This is just mathematical proof that you can wrap a rubberband around an apple. I think the rest of us would be satisfied by a videotape instead.
The name is Poincaré (with the litte thingy on the e)
Poin (POINt) - Ca (CAtastrophic)- Ray
bah, screw it, just call me Henri
Mmmmmmmmm... million dollar donut.... gaaaawwwwww...
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I took a bunch of math, but am no super-whiz. I think it's something like this.
A simply connected object is homeomorphic to a sphere in 3-space. Ie; An egg-shaped object is a sphere that's been stretched, and can be a sphere again by compressing along one of the axes. A doughnut (properly called a torus) isnt
This is true in 2 and 3 space. An ellipse is a stretched circle, an egg is a stretched out sphere.
Poincare's conjecture extends this into n-space. So a 'simply connected' n-dimensional object should be homeomorphic to an n-dimensional sphere.
At least I think?
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This problem is priced at $1 million if solved.
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oh well, THAT answered all of my questions... [/sarcasm]
Um. Can anyone actually explain this in, like, "plain english"? Is it trying to prove that there can exist a 4-dimensional object that has all points equidistant from a single point in space-time or something?
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Unfortunately the money may take a while in coming. The rules state, "a proposed solution must be published in a refereed mathematics journal of world wide repute, and it must also have have general acceptance in the mathematics community two years after." After this a committe is formed to determine whether the money should be awarded.
glad to see that Poincare did other extremely cool stuff as well... even if it did take us a hundered years to prove it to ourselves...
hrm, I've really got to get off of this chaos=order kick... its affecting my life in very unpredictable ways... er, so that was sort of randomly normal... er...
Simpy put, the poincare conjecture implies that every compact n-manifold is homotopy-equivalent to the n-sphere iff it is homeomorphic to the n-sphere. (From Wolfram's MathWorld) Actually I don't know what that means, but having read and studied a bit about math, I can offer some explanation on the importance of such a proof. When a proof attempts to show that two algebraic structures are equal, as does this conjecture, it allows mathematicians the freedom to look at a problem in two ways instead of one. At last, a compact n-manifold problem can be safely regarded as an n-sphere problem and all the rules regarding n-spheres can be applied to certian n-manifolds. On another topic, these long-standing, but near-universally-believed-to-be-true conjectures are often assumed to be true in order to prove other theorems. i.e. a ground-breaking new primality testing algorithm ASSUMES the truth of the unproven Reimann Hypothesis. So, future encryption keys may rely on unstable hypotheses for their unbreakability.
This has a lot of implications for anything in 4d space.
Basicly before the proof you couldn't be sure what limits existed, now an extra limit has been placed on 4d environments.
The proof may also point the way to other proofs
thank God the internet isn't a human right.
I don't know which is worse; a problem like the Poincare problem, which has been definitively solved for 1-manifolds, 2-manifolds, and n-manifolds where n > 3, leaving only one little hole; or something like Femat's Last Theorem, which was solved for everything up to n equals a million billion and most numbers beyond that, before someone finally come up with a definitive proof.
So in other words, what you're saying is that the Poincaré conjecture is the supposition that any n-dimensional solid object of uniform density can be deformed by some reversible mathematical translation into an n-dimensional sphere?
Am I the only one who heard Roxette to sing "I'm gonna get blitzed for some sex"?
wow.. finally.. i can sleep at night!!
Well, duh.
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Finally I can complete the warp engine. We shall fly through space like a rubber band flung from the surface of a sphere. Evil donuts beware. Why do Brits say maths instead of just math?
> So in other words, what you're saying is that the Poincaré conjecture is the supposition that any n-dimensional solid object of uniform density can be deformed by some reversible mathematical translation into an n-dimensional sphere
Holy shit! I said that?
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The Poincaré Conjecture is widely considered the most important unsolved problem in topology. It was first formulated by Henri Poincaré in 1904. In 2000 the Clay Mathematics Institute selected the Poincaré conjecture as one of seven Millennium Prize Problems and offered a $1,000,000 prize for its solution.
The conjecture is that every simply connected compact 3-manifold without boundary is homeomorphic to a 3-sphere. (Loosely speaking, that every 3-dimensional object that has a set of sphere-like properties can be stretched or squeezed until it is a 3-sphere without breaking it).
Analogues of the Poincaré Conjecture in dimensions other than 3 can also be formulated. The difficulty of low-dimensional topology is highlighted by the fact these analogues have now all been proven, while the original 3-dimensional version of Poincaré's conjecture remains unsolved. Its solution is central to the problem of classifying 3-manifolds.
On April 7, 2002 there were reports that the Poincaré conjecture might have been solved by Martin Dunwoody; on April 12 Dunwoody acknowledged a gap in the proof and was attempting to fix it. In October of that year, Sergei Nikitin of Arizona State University announced that he had proved the result.
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No, the proper name for a donut shape is 'torus'. An annulus is the figure bounded by and containing the area between two concentric circles.
discretely.
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Exqueeze moi? That one made me do a double-take. Or maybe those two made me do a triple-take, I'm not sure... Maybe if you look at a coloured circle using red-green glasses?
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what you're saying is that the Poincaré conjecture is the supposition that any n-dimensional solid object of uniform density can be deformed by some reversible mathematical translation into an n-dimensional sphere?
True, provided that the solid object doesn't have any holes in it. It's already been proven for n = 1, n = 2, and n > 3; the $1 million prize is for proving the conjecture for n = 3, getting your proof published, and defending the proof for two years.
Will I retire or break 10K?
See, he's got it all wrong already. It's the Circle K, and strange things are afoot there.
Seriously, there was more greek in that thing than the local sammitch shop. Mmm. Gyro...
It's more like a proof that the rubber band will pop off the apple if you nudge it a bit. Oh, yeah, and the apple has to be 4-dimensional (and no, you can't count time as one of them). Good luck making that video....
How do we use this to take down the RIAA/MPAA?
Is it trying to prove that there can exist a 4-dimensional object that has all points equidistant from a single point in space-time or something?
Assume that you have a sculpture made of Play-Doh® modeling compound, without any holes in it. If the Poincaré conjecture is true, then you can reshape the sculpture into a ball without breaking or joining anything.
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Though that story seems to be apocryphal, especially given that much earlier metallurgists than Archimedes already knew ways to test the purity of metal.
All's true that is mistrusted
True, provided that the solid object doesn't have any holes in it.
:)
Aye, as most objects of uniform density do
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You could take a magical rubber band and stretch it around a sphere and then slide the rubber band along the surface. As you work your way around, you'd find that the length of the rubber band varied along the surface. The important thing is that you can slide the rubber band so its length is essentially zero--a.k.a. a single point.
Poincare (Poincaré really but thanks a lot Slashdot for not letting me ...) speculated that if you had any simply connected closed 3-manifold is homeomorphic to the 3-sphere (which I'm just parroting back from the Mathworld site at Wolfram.) The theory was later expanded to include the equivalent in N dimensions. In other words, if you take something that only has an "outside" and no holes, you could mash it into the shape of a sphere, or slide the rubber band right off it no matter what.
The other side of the story is things like a torus, or for a tastier example, donut. It's not "simply connected closed 3-manifold" because if you put a rubber band around the "meat" of the donut through the hollow middle and never be able to get the rubber band off without breaking the donut or the rubber band. Yum.
The thing that hasn't yet been proven is whether this is true for 3-dimensions as originally speculated. The Mathworld site at Wolfram says that it's been proven for N=1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and >=7, but not for 3. I don't know why ... I mean, can't you just define a point that is in the center of a given manifold then make a sphere that is the average distance from all points on the surface and define a new surface that is half-way between the two surfaces, and repeat forever to show that you really get a sphere ... for a torus, for instance, you'd get a point, but for a cube you'd get a finite sized sphere ... same for a Dixie cup, except it'd be really small.
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Gallagher could reduce both an apple and a donut to a point...with just one swing!
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For example. You can draw a smooth shape (no sharp corners, no intersections) on a piece of paper. Assume you can come up with some equation that defines that shape. Then there exists not more than 2 equations that will transform (map) your original equation into a circle. Now the problem is prooving this in 3 dimensions. You start with a blob (actually just the surface of the blob), the blob has no holes and no sharp angles and doesn't intersect with itself (just your standard blob). There exists not more than 3 equations that will map your original blob defining equation into a sphere.
I'm no mathematition, but thats how I read the description. I think where this would be useful is in manipulating very complex shapes. You start with a shape, find the transformation equations. Manipulate a shpere (easy), then apply the inverse maping back to the original, and you get the result.
Like I said, I may be way off on this, but I did pass high school.
Thanks for modding redundant even though mine was posted 9 minutes before the last link. :(
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This guy doesn't have any background in algebraic topology. All his papers are on control theory.
Sounds fishy to me.
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How is the band being shrunk? How can it be shrunk to a single point yet still be wrapped around the apple? Why can't science types properly describe something in english? Science is about descriptions!
Consider the earth as the apple.
If we all stood on the equator holding hands to form a human chain (the rubber band), and we all walked (or swam) at 90 degrees to the equator (same direction, north or south), we will all end up at either the north or south poles.
The north or south poles represent the single point.
Here is the importance of this conjecture. It's really about a 3-dimensional subset of 4-dimensional space, but think of the usual 2- in 3- situation if it helps.
Basically, if somebody gives you a twisted and knotted object, you would like to be able to say whether its really just a twisted and knotted sack (the sphere). It could in principle have any weird basic shape, you can't identify it when it's all twisted up. Showing the object is just a sphere, would require you to try to unknot it and smooth it out and say: look, I told you it was really just an ordinary sack.
In pathological cases it can be really hard to figure out how to undo all the knotting and twisting possible, and the case of dimension 3- in 4- was the only one still unkown.
So what you would like to do is not have to provide instructions for untangling the object, but rather just put it into a CAT scan, map its shape and perform some kind of calculation to verify it must be a sphere.
This is the homotopic equivalence of the conjecture. You can calculate the homotopy groups of the sphere. You can also calculate the homotopy groups of the weird twisted object. If they are equivalent, you don't have to go to the effort of unknotting the shape. Before you didn't know for sure it must just be a sack, but now you do!
Actually, that's assuming the proof holds up. Don't rush to judge these things so fast.
Aye, as most objects of uniform density do :)
Doesn't "uniform density" mean "as opposed to something like swiss cheese"? I was talking about holes as in donut, not holes as in swiss cheese or holes as in IIS. Can a torus have a uniform density?
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If you imagine that the Earth was a perfect sphere (it's not, but just for the sake of argument let's say it is) and that the equator was the rubber band. See how it slices the Earth into two bits?
Start sliding the equator up towards the geographical north pole.
Keep sliding. See how the total length of the "equator" has shrunk? See how there is one slice of the Earth that's bigger than the other? Imagine taking the top off of a boiled egg, if that helps... Slide some more.
Stop right there! You're just about to reach the north pole. Push it perfectly onto the north pole...
See? It is still on the Earth, but the "slice" of the Earth formed by the "equator" here is so thin that the "equator" now has zero length, and the second slice has no volume.
This, of course, requires a degree of perfection mere humans could neverachieve. I'm talking perfect perfection here. Not one merest of iota away from where it should be. Hey, it is theoretical...
Move the "equator" back anywhere near where it should be...
and it gets a non-zero length again. Push it even slightly further than the north pole...
And it is no longer on the Earth.
Congratulations on pinging the "equator" at the Sun, by the way. You've just annoyed every geographer on the planet. It looks like you've hurt the Sun as well... oh dear, it's going supernova! We're all going to die!
A glance at Nikitin's publication list will show that he works in Control Theory, and never published in Topology or Geometry journals before... It's a bit as if a statistician announced a proof of Fermat, with a (by math standards) surprisingly short and elementary proof. Hats off if it's right, anyway I guess any mistake would be found pretty soon.
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Step 1) Prove that it is possible that a fundamental group of 3-dimensional manifolds (V) could be trivial, even though V is not homeomorphic to the 3-dimensional sphere.
Step 2) ??????
Step 3) ????????
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The explanation of the problem linked in the posting said you can compress an apple down to a point by moving a rubber band around it? I know for a fact there is no way to compress an apple that small without breaking it. Trust me, I've tried.
Donuts, on the other hand...
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"The conjecture that every simply connected closed 3-manifold is homeomorphic to the 3-sphere"
A manifold is simply a surface, like the surface of a peice of paper. There are different types of manifolds ( topological, smooth,...), but for the near term that's not important.
A 3-manifold is simply a manifold that has a surface of three dimensions.
A simply connected manifold is a surface on which any loop you place one the surface can be continuously deformed to a point. What that means is that when you place a rubber band on the surface you can squench the rubber band down to a point without having to make it lose contact with the surface. For example you can do this for a soccer ball. But you can't for a dount. So a soccer ball is simply connected while a donut is not.
To explain the term closed requires a bit of work. When one studies this kind of thing one covers manifolds with smaller sets of points that look just like the normal Euclidian balls, ie all points with a radius less than R say. These are open sets. [Experts only: Yeah I can define another topology but I am trying to explain things here! ] The complement of a set A which is a subset of a set B is the set of all points in B that are not in A. A closed set is a set that has a complement that is open.
Two manifolds are homeomorphic if they can be [continuously] deformed in to one another.
Finally a 3-sphere is simply the set of points in, a 4 dimensional space (x,y,z,t) that are equidistant from the origin, (0,0,0,0).
So that should be it...now you know what this drek...
"The conjecture that every simply connected closed 3-manifold is homeomorphic to the 3-sphere"
That said I have not read the paper, don't have the time right now.
The preprint is posted on the arXiv.org web site, which is exactly that, a place to put preprints. Preprints that appear there have not been subject to peer review, so at this point, this is an annoucement of a result, which is very different than a number of mathematicians with the appropriate background agreeing that this is a proof.
The abstract from the arXiv is:
This paper proves that any simply connected closed three dimensional stellar manifold is stellar equivalent to the three dimensional sphere.
and the intro of the paper says that "Since every 3-dimensional manifold can be triangulated and any two stellar equivalent manifolds are PL homeomorphic, our result does imply the famous Poincare conjecture."
There is a nice front end to the math part of the arXiv from UC-Davis at this link
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A mathematician was once asked about how he could visualize a 3-D Sphere. His response was, "Simple! First visualize an n-D Sphere and then set n to 3".
Read this a while ago somewhere. Couldn't resist posting it.
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If I recall correctly, assuming that the Reimann Hypothesis is true results in an algorithm that runs *faster* (has a lower polynomial running time), but they also provided an algorithm that is polynomial time *without* assuming Reimann hypothesis is true.
In other words, primality testing is in P -- unconditionally.
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I don't remember if it is in polynomial time, but the one that assumes the Riemann Hypothesis is the first algorithm to give a 100% probability of primality. Previously they fell around a measly 99%.
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The extension into higher dimensions is that a simply-connected, closed n-manifold with the same homotopy groups as the n-sphere is homeomorphic to the n-sphere. For a 3-manifold, you don't have to say the bit about homotopy groups . . . that follows from the simply-connected assumption and Poincare duality.
The rubber band would shoot off the apple as soon as you had moved it a few millimetres..
there should be a $1m prize for taking an apple with a rubber band on it and getting the rubber band to a point
Piece by piece:
By which he means: there is one equivalence set of loops through the manifold. Every possible loop (A path that returns to its beginning point. Duh.) in the manifold belongs to one set of loops that are pretty much the same - you could push any one of them around and get any other one. A sphere has this quality - any loop you draw on the surface of a 2-sphere (the one that exists in three dimensions), but a torus doesn't - there are the loops that are equivalent to the loop around the outside of the torus, and the ones that run through the hole.
What he's asking is, is it possible there could be an object in 4-dimensions, that has some kind of tangle in it such that you can't make it into a hypersphere, but isn't so mangled that there are fundamentally different ways to "draw lines" on it. The suggestion is fairly reasonable, I think.
For instance, any loop drawn on a plane is homeomorphic to a circle. You're options in connected finite 1-d manifolds amount to line segments, or cirles. But when you upgrade to 2-d, suddenly you've got holes. You can't have holes in 1-d and still be connected, but in 2-d you get donuts and dresses and honeycombs and whatnot. But the thing about a hole is that it means that your fundamental group have more than one set in it, and without a hole, you wind up being a sphere.
So why shouldn't there be another characteristic of 3-d objects, one which allows for more than one kind of simply connected, non-contractable manifold?
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Did Katz really stop posting to slashdot? Permanently? Did he say why? I haven't seen him for awhile, but I'm not sure if this is because he's on sabbatical or what have you. Please do tell! I rather detest his drivel.
Also, Teri Hatcher, IIRC, majored in math before going into acting. A natural choice, since her folks are both geeks (dad's a physicist, and mom was a programmer).
Dang. I have moderator points, but I don't see the option to mod this post "Whiney".
Haven't you read the FAQ? You don't get mod points if you have a sense of humor.
If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
Once someone mentioned Nitikin's specialty is Control Theory, it all snaps into place. Yep, there are realworld applications here. I can almost grasp the networking and communications implications, the ability to deal with n-dimensional spaces as simpler topological states. Ah, if only I'd done that two more years of calculus class. But those applications have little to do with the proof itself, more the implications of the topological network system he uses.
Now let us know when he wins the Clay Mathematics Prize, wow a megabuck, that's better than a Nobel.
this actually has nothing to do with "density," which is a concept from physics more than mathematics. the poincare says that any 3-manifold (think some "solid" embedded in 4-dimensional space - contrast with a 2-manifold like the surface of a sphere or a torus, or the surface any polyhedron) that has no holes, or other undesirable properties, is "homeomorphic" to the set of points in 4-dimensional space that are unit distance from the origin (aka the 3-sphere). homeomorphic roughly means that one space can be continuously deformed into another in a way that is continuously invertible. (taking a square to a circle is homeomorphism, shrinking a square to a point is not because it can't be undone). as you can see, density really has nothing to do it.
this is the property of a non-euclidean riemann geometry. suppose that you had a front yard, and you wanted to put a fence around it, to show it was yours. the yard is 2D, so the bigger the yard, the bigger the fence. however, since the flat surface of the earth curves and folds on itself as a sphere, you can own a yard the size of the earth and NOT need a fence, since there are no edges. the same thing applies here.
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what i find really interesting is that the solutions of these topology problems have a characteristic very similar to the mathematics of random walks, both self-avoiding and regular:
there exists some phenomena that is dimensionally dependent. there exists some critical dimension for which the case is simple and hence reduces, and much easier to prove. the 2d case is classical, and often yields elegant results and rational numbers.
however, the MOST interesting thing, is that in all 3 problems (random walks, self-avoiding walks, and the pointcare conjecture) the d=3 case is the most mind-boggling. it yields VERY ugly mathematics, and ends up being much harder to prove for. just a thought...
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If memory serves correctly, Nikitin was also one of the founding members of the blackdown port of Java to linux.
I also had a calculus class (95 or 96) with professor Nikitin at ASU, we had many conversations about programming and linux in particular. So not only is he a genius mathmetitian, but also a complete linux geek like the rest of us.
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The Poincare Conjecture and the issues surrounding it can be described using nothing but anagrams of the famous mathematicians name.
IE NO CRAP
Poincare was A NICE PRO by the standards of the time. I wish I had A COIN PER attempt to prove his theorem! Believe me, its NO PI RACE
I'd ususally begin with a topological approach.
Take a tennis ball and try to ARC ONE PI around the circumference, then PAIR ONCE.
Getting too hard, need to go home to use super-computer.
I OPEN CAR and drive home. ARE I PC ON? Click on PEAR ICON to load fruity maths app.
Finally prove the theorem!
I RAP ONCE and then REAP COIN.
Thats all, I NO RECAP
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I've been studying EE stuff for a long time now.
Very frequently we use K-maps, which can take any number of dimensions. 1-d Kmaps exist in things we call LINES. 2-D K-maps exist in things we call SQUARES. 3-D K-maps exist in things we call CUBES, and higher than that, we call the things the K-maps are in HYPERCUBES.
Extending this terminology...shouldn't a 4-d object with all surface points equidistant from a single point be called a hypersphere to distinguish it from normal usage?
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So, theoretically, the shape and structure and position if you neglect the uncertainty principle could be mathematically defined.. and we could all be "shadows" of a 4th dimensional world? Makes me wonder what that does to free will.
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