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Cable TV A La Carte?

Anonymous Coward writes "According to this BusinessWeek article you can now get your MTV a la carte. I having been waiting for years to buy my cable by the channel, and this article indicates that my cable company is now legally required to let me. I am going to call Time Warner tomorrow with my list just to see what they say. Anyone out there doing this now?"

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  1. woohoo! by theWrkncacnter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Glad to hear it, now I can get TLC, Discovery, MTV2 and all the other good channels without BET and Lifetime.

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    1. Re:woohoo! by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      Just what we need, a thread where all the Slashdotters post lists of their favorite TV channels. Don't you people go out?

      I can't, my parents lock the basement door.

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  2. No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again... by burnsy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It says you can get HBO without having to pay for a premium level of service. They can still require you to get basic service and even make you rent a digital box.

  3. Pipe Dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This can't be true. I mean, who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels, the channel where they talk about hot rods, and that one that's just a bad radio station? These things get bundled for a reason.

    1. Re:Pipe Dream by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      You would be surprised. I know people at every level of our local cable co (I also know the business, but can't work there...those goddamn anti-nepotism laws don't seem to bother the OTHER execs, dad) and was surprised to discover that when they introduced a set of digital "ala carte" channels from asia that they were soon outselling HBO -- to the point that they were offering the telesales guys some pretty cool prizes to trade in their commissions on that channel. My friend got a bitchin' Toshiba 7.1 receiver out of the deal.

      As for digital radio...I was at a party last weekend where that relatively benign phenomenon became the star attraction. The CD player was broken, you see, so we all fought over the remote, forcing people to listen to power ballads or progressive rock. It was more fun that it sounds in retrospect.

      These things get bundled for a reason, and it's that everybody has different tastes.

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    2. Re:Pipe Dream by mosch · · Score: 2

      I'd ask for some of those. Personally I really like the Music Choice stations, and SpeedVision. After all, I'd much rather watch some down and dirty rally racing than the left turns in an oval that is NASCAR.

    3. Re:Pipe Dream by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      you went to a party? and you're on slashdot?
      what's the temperature in hell?

    4. Re:Pipe Dream by IvyMike · · Score: 2

      who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels, the channel where they talk about hot rods, and that one that's just a bad radio station?

      I take it you've never been to Indiana.

    5. Re:Pipe Dream by sckeener · · Score: 2

      This can't be true. I mean, who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels, the channel where they talk about hot rods, and that one that's just a bad radio station? These things get bundled for a reason.

      Several years ago a local cable distributor (which has been eaten by TimeWarner now) sent out a survey saying they were having to cut some shows to provide other services. They cut my shows and gave me more religious channels & sports channels. I dropped the cable company

      (I'm back in the fold again unfortunately - a black sunday convinced me to come back)

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    6. Re:Pipe Dream by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      I go to parties once a month BECAUSE of slashdot. slashdot.meetup.com, man.

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    7. Re:Pipe Dream by superyooser · · Score: 2
      who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels

      You can't be serious. There are more than 3000 churches in my county. I think the religious channels would be the most popular in many parts of the U.S.

    8. Re:Pipe Dream by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels, the channel where they talk about hot rods, and that one that's just a bad radio station?

      I take it you've never been to Indiana.


      You misspelled Alabama.

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  4. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by theWrkncacnter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, that sucks, maybe I should actually read this stuff.

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  5. Premium channels only by plasmd · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you read the article... it's only talking about getting premium channels individually. So you can get just one nightly dose of Skinemax, w/o paying for cinemax 2, 3 and 4.

    Doesn't apply to basic cable.

    1. Re:Premium channels only by Jobe_br · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't see anything that says that the Time Warners, Charter Communications, and Cox Cable networks out there have to charge any *less* for saying "I want HBO-East only!" v. what they charge for having 6 HBO channels (comedy, family, etc.) From what I can recall, adding a premium channel has always been $10-$15 extra a month - just now you get multiple premium channels for the price of one.

      Am I missing something here? Seems to me that being able to select which regular channels you want (so you don't have to get QVC, for example) would be more useful.

    2. Re:Premium channels only by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      the problem is that its called price fixing. They charge that much for the chanels only because it forces you into other higher margin packages.

      In my other post for example, I was told that the *only* way I could get HBO on my digital service was to get the 61.95 per month package. They told me I could *not* get just HBO added...

      but now I find that they had other packages available. I told them that I was hearing different things from different reps - and that I wanted to see the prices in writing, and online. I was told that they dont do that - and that they online information just directs me to a phone number to call - which it did.

      The only offering the have online is to sign up for their online *only* bill service - which means that you will not get a paperbill in the mail.

      I want to hurt these monopolistic mobs bastards.

    3. Re:Premium channels only by Herkum01 · · Score: 2

      Qoute from the article,

      Time Warner Cable told analog cable subscribers in New York City that they would no longer receive various channels, including HBO 2 and HBO Family, unless they upgraded to digital service -- at the cost of an additional $9.95 a month.

      It says that in order to get HBO, YOU HAVE TO GET DIGITAL. Not that you need digital, or want digital, just you have to pay for it.

      Another qoute from the article,

      Showtime parent Viacom (VIA ) owns MTV, VH1, and Nickelodeon -- which are must-buys for those who want to see movies on Showtime.

      It is not a matter of charging less for a particular product, they are saying, it cost $10/month to get HBO, but before you can buy it, you also have to purchase MTV($4/month), VH1($3/month), and Nickelodeon($3/month). So you would end up paying $20/month for a $10/month channel. So what part of taken for a ride did you not understand?

  6. Price limits? by Penguinoflight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What kind of price limits are they put to? Same price as in a package of channels? Obviously, if they aren't held to any firm price limits, they'll just charge $20/channel, and nobody will buy it.

    I do think this is a good law though, How many people on slashdot would want to get cable just for TechTV?

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    1. Re:Price limits? by CerebusUS · · Score: 5, Informative

      Our local cable company offers the ability to buy individual channels from the packages they offer.

      However, unless you are buying less than 5 channels you'll spend more money than the package.

      Since most people want at least MTV, TWC, CNN, DISC, CC and SCIFI it's kind of a moot point.

    2. Re:Price limits? by Dalroth · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      Good God, TechTV is the most god awfull horrible piece of rubbish on the airwaves right now. Yes, they play Thunderbirds (but the popups seriously detract from the quality of the show) and Max Headroom occasionally, but you could get those elsewhere. Everything else on that channel is crap.

      True SlashDot geeks are watching the Discovery network channels, National Geographic, and the History channel any chance they can get.

    3. Re:Price limits? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      True SlashDot geeks are watching the Discovery network channels, National Geographic, and the History channel any chance they can get.

      You left out BBC America...where else are you going to get your Monty Python fix?

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    4. Re:Price limits? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 5, Funny

      True SlashDot geeks are watching the Discovery network channels, National Geographic, and the History channel any chance they can get.

      Thanks for reminding us, Dexter. Sometimes I forget what I am supposed to watch or do so that my membership in the True SlashDot Geek Club won't lapse or be revoked. I'd hate to have to turn in my decoder ring.

      All my free-thinking and living-my-own-life crap sometimes plays havok with the whole /.-Hive-Mind, but I'm working on it, really I am. Still, It's real swell to know you're here and have the time to set me and all the other strays back on the path of True Geek Righteousness.

      Thanks again, bro!

    5. Re:Price limits? by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2

      i agree somewhat...all the shows on there are good ideas but there's only so many way you can:

      Screensavers: Talk about using bash
      Call for Help: Plug in a printer
      CyberCrime: TAlk to somebody about ID theft
      Fresh gear: The only 'fresh' show on the network
      TechLive: "Bill gates announced xyz today, yesterday he announced zyx!"

      and speaking of TechTV, read on fuckedcompany that they just closed 3 bureaus..12 people canned

      here's the story

    6. Re:Price limits? by CerebusUS · · Score: 2

      Oh yeah, most people can't live without their DISC and SCIFI (maybe you menat most slashdot readers?) And what the hell is CC?

      CC == Comedy Central

      Feel free to substitute in Toon Disney or CSPAN or History or A&E if that's your gig. The extended cable package here consists of about 40 channels and adds about $15 to your bill. Breaking out an individual channel costs you about $3.

    7. Re:Price limits? by cjpez · · Score: 2

      Or, possibly, some of the true "SlashDot geeks" are staying the hell away from their TV and, oh, I don't know, coding?

    8. Re:Price limits? by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 2

      Simple: market limits. You yourself say as much:

      Obviously, if they aren't held to any firm price limits, they'll just charge $20/channel, and nobody will buy it.

      If nobody will buy it, they'll either find a lower price, or find themselves in the unemployment lines.

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    9. Re:Price limits? by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2
      Fresh gear: The only 'fresh' show on the network

      The last 5 times I flipped past the show they were excitedly discussing 1)digital cameras, 2) digital cameras, 3) digital cameras, 4) digital cameras and 5) digital cameras.

      "Big Thinkers" just jumped the shark too, the last big thinker they had on was Scott Adams for crying out loud... come on, Dilbert is funny as hell by times but it's not because of Adams' deep intellect.

  7. Fun ... by vonkraken · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am sure that the 'package' pricing will make consumer choice still include a few channels that would otherwise not be purchased. How many cable channels rely on being packaged with other groups of channels just to get a shot at having some eyeballs watching them?

    Package deal - 39.99
    Individual Channels - $3.00 -$5.00 per channel.

    It could add up very quickly, and I think that most consumers couldn't be bothered to pick and choose channels while taking pricing into account IMO.

    Cheers,

    VonKraken

    1. Re:Fun ... by dalassa · · Score: 3, Informative

      I quit because all of the sudden Time Warner wanted (aka insisted) that we use "Digital Cable" - to get what I used to get just fine. There is no way I am paying $80 a month to watch a bit of TV. No way. None.

      They tried to con you too? Be glad you didn't take it, digital isn't all that much better and it doesn't degrades gracefully. Time-Warner in our area didn't want to be bothered actually fixing the ancient equipment in our neighborhood so the tv was impossible to watch. We went back to analog in a month.

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    2. Re:Fun ... by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2

      my dad uses directv now....great picture and it seems to be pretty responsive

      however, my ex switched over to TW digital cable; every time you change a channel it takes about 3 secods, then the picture becomes all blocky for a few while it descrambles

      fiber to the curb is what I'm waiting for

    3. Re:Fun ... by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      Digital is worse in my experience, on all channels below 100. (do a side by side comparison and you will notice the difference)

      I don't know about your cable system, but on mine (Charter, in Alabama) the channels below 100 aren't digital, they're analog. And, their quality is horrible.

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  8. Wrong by ajakk · · Score: 5, Informative

    The headline and description are totally wrong. The rule says that a Cable company must allow you to buy HBO/Showtime/Cinimax/TMC without signing up for premium cable. So this means if you don't like watching MTV, Discovery Wings, or other non-Basic cable channels, but you watch HBO, you can drop Premium cable, but still keep HBO.

  9. Long Time Overdue by CatWrangler · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I actually would be willing to pay more than I am now, if they offered more options on channels and I could configure my own system.

    It would be better to have 70 channels of things you want to watch, rather than have 125 channels which include 4 home shopping networks, oxygen, lifetime,5 gardening channels etc....

    Letting the viewers decide what they want to pay for is quite a concept. What took em so long?

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    1. Re:Long Time Overdue by garcia · · Score: 2

      so you are going to pay MORE for 70 channels of garbage when you could have 125 for less? There is a thing called "ADD/DELETE" where you can remove the crap (HSN, etc).

      Why would you pay more for 70 channels when you could just remove them from the scan for free?

    2. Re:Long Time Overdue by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2

      hell yeah for ADD/DELETE

      i went home for the weekend last week and my dad had just gotten directv installed (i.e. "Tom! set up the stereo so i can use it!") and i found myself setting up my profile in the unit...

      i just kept deleting channels so fast, now i have maybe 10 channels and then the movie channels that he got free. surfing is actually easy now

    3. Re:Long Time Overdue by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      most tv's will let you add and delete channels

      Well yeah, thanks for pointing out the obvious sparky. The problem isn't that we have to flip trough 170 channels, it's that we have to pay for 170 channels to get the 5 channels we really watch.

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    4. Re:Long Time Overdue by msaulters · · Score: 2

      Mod this guy up.

      Add to that the fact that on Time Warner's digital box, you can block channels... but only 30 out of 500. And when you're flipping, they still show up. Just with a big 'channel blocked' message.

      See, here in Austin, they give you a choice of $9 for basic cable (no premium channels) or add $47 for all digital (except HBO etc) or add $41 to get channels 1-77 in analog. By the time I pay that $41 each month, I may as well be paying for the digital subscription. All I want is $9 basic plus about 4 or 5 of the 'plus' channels, for which I'd gladly pay $3/month each. The reason they don't want you to do that is they still have to pay to provide all those channels, whether their subscribers watch them or not.

      I think the biggest ripoff is in the price of the cable box. I pay $5.95/month for the same digital box I used to pay $3.95/month. I know these cost money, and they have to recoup their cost, but after 4 years of digital, I think that box has paid for itself a couple of times over, they certainly don't have any call to raise the prices, and if I see 'em do it again, I'll promptly turn it back in.

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  10. What's Basic Service.. by airrage · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If the cable companies start losing money on the pay-per-channel, they'll simply rebundle the premium channels (the ones that most people are willing to pay for per channel) and bundle those into basic service making you pay more in the end. Rule #1: In the end, the customer always loses.

    As long as I can keep Women's Entertainment (WE) I'm fine.

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  11. talk about getting screwed by MrSkunk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I know that cable companies try to screw you, but I didn't know they were so open about it. This is a quote from one of showtime's spokesmen.
    "It's our hope that our affiliates would use whatever tactics are available to increase their premium penetration."
  12. Don't be sad... by The+J+Kid · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..they have always a stick behind the door to still screw some of your hard earnd dosh (tm) out of you!

    Yes, that right! Just read this:
    "It's up to our clients [the cable operators] to decide how they offer our services,"

    Translation: we got a stick behind the door.

    "It's our hope that our affiliates would use whatever tactics are available to increase their premium penetration."

    Translation: We're gonna screw you with it!

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  13. What we have in parts of Canada by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For places with digital cable, we have the following setup. I'm not speaking for all of Canada, but at least with this cable provider (Rogers).

    1) Analog channels. Channels 2-~78 are analog. We can choose between 3 "tiers" which determine what type of filter is installed at the cable box itself. 2-28 is "basic" cable. 29-~42(?) is another tier, ~43-78 is another. They are grouped this way as to make filtering easier. Changing the programming is a PITA as someone has to physically drive down from the cable company and change things. Usually being wishy-washy as to what you want will net you a $50 charge each time someone has to drive over.

    2) Digital channels. Channels 80-999 are digital. You can order most any of the "basic" ones for $2.50 / each / month. Bundling them in bigger sets gets you bigger discounts. ie: 5 channels for $10, 10 channels for $15, etc. You can mix and match as you please, and they are activated usually before your call to the cable company is finished.

    It's been this way for a year and a quarter now.

    1. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Zathrus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is how most cable companies are running things now -- a lot of them actually restructured channel numbers when they went "digital" to do it too.

      The wonderful thing about "digital" cable is that it isn't. Only some of the channels are digital - generally everything below 80-100 is still analog. You can tell which are which by looking at the packages - the basic cable and extended basic are all analog. But any channels that get added by upgrading to a digital cable package are digital. Heck, if you're on digital cable you can still plug in a TV/VCR to the cable feed without a box and tune to any of the analog channels.

    2. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The wonderful thing about "digital" cable is that it isn't. Only some of the channels are digital - generally everything below 80-100 is still analog. You can tell which are which by looking at the packages - the basic cable and extended basic are all analog. But any channels that get added by upgrading to a digital cable package are digital. Heck, if you're on digital cable you can still plug in a TV/VCR to the cable feed without a box and tune to any of the analog channels.

      That's just a pass-through connection...if you plug a TV directly into the cable outlet, it'll pick up analog. Here in Las Vegas at least (maybe in other Cox markets as well), I'm fairly sure that if you subscribe to digital cable, all channels are delivered as digital channels. I saw some decoding glitches last night while watching Enterprise, which would indicate that even the local channels are converted to digital before they're sent out. (It's either that, or the hard drive in my TiVo is acting up...but I doubt that's the case.)

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    3. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 2
      (Hey, Winnipeg! Hello from a St. Boniface boy.)

      I agree. The cable/satellite companies make it very attractive to overbuy, by making the discrete channels expensive and the packages cheap. They also tend to break the discrete channels into aggragate similar groups that you can't split up.

      This means I can't easily assemble, for example, a group with a hockey channel, and not get the Golf Channel. Which means I end up paying for two channels I sometimes watch (NHL Channel) and one I never watch (Golf). The same goes for many other of my choices.

      One criticism I have of the 1000 channel universe is that while I agree with splitting up some things into speciality channels, I think it's presumptuous to do so for other subjects. For example, in Canada we have a few digital music stations spun off of MuchMusic segments. I don't agree that one must listen to the same stuff all the time. I have a varied taste in music, and splitting the channels into an age or earning demographic is good enough for me. Instead, I have to decide whether I want MuchLoud, MuchGroove, MuchFoo or MuchBar (or all four).

      The same goes for the movie channels. Sometimes I like "lost drive-in classics" and sometimes I like "independents". I either have to choose between them, or pay for both. I'm not saying there are not any general movie or music channels, but that I see a tendency toward more and more specialization until we might be coerced into buying more channels than we really want. I'd like the optin to underbuy and still get a fair amount of value. My back-of-the-envelope calculations show that pick and choosers like me pay almost 50-70% more.

      This is all moot, I guess, since I'm leaning toward getting rid of cable altogether. The only reason I have cable now is for high-speed inet. As soon as I arrange a DSL connection, I imagine I'll cancel cable completely.

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    4. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Kombat · · Score: 2
      You can mix and match as you please

      No you can't. CRTC "Canadian Content" regulations still apply. For example, you can't just get all your analog channels, and ask for an American digital channel. You're legally required to buy a Canadian digital channel, too. Trust me. I tried this. I wanted PLBY, and I couldn't get it unless I bought another "Canadian" premium package (I ended up opting for The Movie Network's 4 channels, but there were only 2 options anyway).

      It'd be nice if we were allowed to pick and choose (and pay for) only the channels we want, but Dictator Chretien has decreed that we must have Canadian content shoved down our throats, too, at our own expense.

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    5. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by freeweed · · Score: 2

      Decoding glitches are generally caused by satellite transmissions gone awry, at least here they are - I've only ever had analog TV, yet I see digital artifacts all the time on TV broadcasts (especially during storms).

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    6. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      That's just a pass-through connection...if you plug a TV directly into the cable outlet, it'll pick up analog. Here in Las Vegas at least (maybe in other Cox markets as well), I'm fairly sure that if you subscribe to digital cable, all channels are delivered as digital channels.

      Not the case with Charter in Alabama. The lower channels are analog, even if you have a digital box.

      That said, our analog is snowy and crappy - I'd rather have an occasional decoding glitch, especially since I watch Enterprise on a widescreen TV in zoom mode. Incidentally, last night's episode was one of the best so far. I love the way it played off the fact that we've been prodded to mistrust the Vulcans so far in the series.

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    7. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Sentry21 · · Score: 2

      On Shaw cable, there is a difference. The channels themselves aren't digital start to finish, but they are transmitted digitally, so there's no static, interference, etc. I was watching some television in Saskatoon (comparing it with our digital service in Prince Albert), and I couldn't believe how crappy the quality was.

      As an aside, the Shaw packages are something like 60 is digital with a few exceptions.

      If you want to see digital cable done right though, go to Jerusalem and take a look at what their cable companies have done. Not only is it high quality and has many good channels (damn you CRTC!), it looks very elegant and professional, not ass-ugly like everything I've seen in North America.

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  14. You're not married are you? by jocknerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    My wife would divorce me if I were to cancel Lifetime.

    1. Re:You're not married are you? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      My wife would divorce me if I were to cancel Lifetime.

      I'm recently divorced and can honestly say the best part is never having to sit through another Trading Spaces marathon! :)

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    2. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I showed my wife an article about the behind the sceens of one of those episodes and how much damage/money it costs to repair the "renovation". I believe it was either the one where the lady cried on camera or the hay on the walls. She now hates the show even more then I do. :)

      Her best friend recently had a neighbor do an episode. The weekend after they left they undid everything that they had done to their room.

    3. Re:You're not married are you? by baldass_newbie · · Score: 4, Funny

      I put the parental block on HGTV, Lifetime and TLC after she started watching this crap and had me paint the whole fscking house.
      I set the password to '1234'. She'll never figure it out...

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    4. Re:You're not married are you? by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

      Correction:

      You said Only a drugged up lesbian designer would think Gluing hay on a wall was a good idea

      What you should have said was Only a drugged up lesbian designer who has no children would think Gluing hay on a wall was a good idea

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    5. Re:You're not married are you? by ncc74656 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I put the parental block on HGTV, Lifetime and TLC after she started watching this crap and had me paint the whole fscking house.
      I set the password to '1234'. She'll never figure it out...

      Just hope that isn't the combination on her luggage...

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    6. Re:You're not married are you? by RedX · · Score: 2

      Happen to still have the link to that article around? I'd love to use it to get the show permanently removed from my TiVo.

    7. Re:You're not married are you? by mr_gerbik · · Score: 5, Funny

      What you should have said was Only a drugged up lesbian designer who has no children would think Gluing hay on a wall was a good idea

      No way.. paint chips & hay are a great afterschool snack! ;)

    8. Re:You're not married are you? by tzanger · · Score: 2

      I showed my wife an article about the behind the sceens of one of those episodes and how much damage/money it costs to repair the "renovation".

      LINKS, DAMMIT, LINKS!

    9. Re:You're not married are you? by donutz · · Score: 2

      However, I do have to admit that some of the ideas on that show are very good.

      The key word here being "some". It's gotta be a nice deal for the designers; they get to test out any wacky idea they want, and see if people like it. If people like it, it goes in their portfolio. If not, to their trashcan of shame...Definitely gives them a chance to flex their artistic muscles, but you're definitely taking a chance when you invite them to do your home. I wonder what kind of contracts they make you sign...

    10. Re:You're not married are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Taken from RealityWorldTV.com:

      The second season of Trading Spaces has seen some pretty dramatic room makeovers, as well as homeowner reactions. None more memorable than that of Pam Herrick, who had to leave the room and cry, after the reveal of her new dark brown living room. She tells EntertainmentWeekly.com that she "felt violated." Meanwhile her husband says the "Trading Spaces crew is sloppy, unprofessional and unsafe when it comes to the makeover process. Our home was left a fire hazard and in violation of local building codes." Meanwhile, a couple weeks ago, TLC aired an episode in which designer Hilda Santo-Tomas glued straw/hay all over a couple's living room. In case you were wondering, it took 5 adults (including the neighbours who glued it on in the first place) 17 hours to get all the hay and glue off the walls, after the show had left. As the unstable bookshelf that Trading Spaces installed became a hazard for their young children, the couple removed it from the room. In addition, they paid $3000 for a new mantle, to replace the one that Hilda removed. So much for that $1000 budget.

    11. Re:You're not married are you? by Fiver- · · Score: 3, Informative
    12. Re:You're not married are you? by gosand · · Score: 2
      I showed my wife an article about the behind the sceens of one of those episodes and how much damage/money it costs to repair the "renovation". I believe it was either the one where the lady cried on camera or the hay on the walls. She now hates the show even more then I do. :)

      But do you still watch it? I think it is a cool show. Vern has got some talent, and usually makes really cool rooms. But part of why I watch is to see how stupid they can get in their designs. If that bastard Frank drew any kittens/chickens/people on my walls I would strangle him. :-) And don't tell me Paige isn't a buff hottie, or you don't like watching Amy Wynn with the power tools, or wouldn't like to tumble with Genevieve.

      The good reactions are cool, but the bad reactions are even better. They even run episodes where they highlight the people who didn't like their rooms. I think it is hilarious when people bitch and moan. Come on, the show is well known, people know what they are signing up for when they go to do the show. Keep your damn rooms white and boring if you don't want to take a chance. And boy, some of the before pictures are hideous.

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    13. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here is the article article about the hay incedent. The lady crying while on the episode is here.

      You can also do a search on Google searches for Tranding Spaces hay, Trading Spaces cry, or Pam Herrick to find out more about the show.

      Things that they don't tell you on the show:
      You sign a contract stating what room is to be changed, what can NOT be touched (They ignore this), what you would like (colors, themes, etc). Trading Spaces then assigns a designer (none of which have any formal design education) to do what ever they want, not what you want. Most of the work is done off camera by the crew. Sewing done on camera is just for show...they have a crew to do that. Same with carpentry. The furniture is made super cheap...particle board bookcases come to mind on one show. I just got to the point where I started laughing at the shows. Some had interesting decorations, but most were a joke. You get around $1000 to change the room, but nothing if you don't like it. You are responsibie for carting away trash (they will pay the disposal fee, but it's just a hassle). You also have to put up with that annoying Paige lady. That would be the ultimate deal breaker for me regardless of the rest.

    14. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      See this post I made to someone else.

    15. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      No I don't watch it. I got to the point where I was either laughing so hard at what they did, shocked by what they did, or just dumbfounded. When I did watch, I usually liked what Vern did, Frank usually was pretty good but I didn't care when his feminine side started showing like you said. I can honestly say that all of the ladies would be of no interest to me...expecially Paige. I would shoot her as soon as she opened her mouth. Now the old host...that's another matter. :)

      I think that they show is staring to get the "your room is going to be fucked up" rap since they have butchered so many rooms. The hay incident and straw incident were early enough when it hadn't gained the popularity yet that I bet many people didn't know about it. Just look at the thread that my original coment started. Most people knew nothing about it.

    16. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      See this post I made to someone else.

    17. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      See this post I made to someone else.

    18. Re:You're not married are you? by gosand · · Score: 2
      I can honestly say that all of the ladies would be of no interest to me...expecially Paige. I would shoot her as soon as she opened her mouth. Now the old host...that's another matter. :)

      Ahh, Alex McLeod. She was pretty hot too. But honestly, I can't stand either of them when they are talking. They just have a stupid role on the show that isn't really necessary. Take a closer look at Paige though, I noticed that she is pretty buff now. Her arms have a pretty good tone to them.

      I saw the straw episode, and some of the other weird ones (like Doug's movie theater). Anymore I don't really watch it, but if I know it is on I might tune in around the end to see the before/after pictures.

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    19. Re:You're not married are you? by danger42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm recently divorced and can honestly say the best part is never having to sit through another Trading Spaces marathon!

      Is that because you no longer have a wife or no longer have a T.V.?

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    20. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      Maybe that was not what they said out loud, but that was pretty much what they were thinking. The two ladies that lived in that house had young children. You don't put hay on the walls in a room that the kids are going to play in. That is just stupid. The designer had that idea engraved in her mind and she completely ignored the requests of the homeowners and the questioning of the neighbors.

    21. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      I beleive that in the show the two ladies specifically stated that they wanted a clean organized place for their two children to play in. I don't think that clean or organized would qualify for a room that has hay on it. Now the homeowners didn't specifically state that they didn't want feces on the wall either...but I think that someone in the crew or even the lawyers might have a smidgen of common sense and say "Hey...maybe hay isn't such a bright ideas." Oh well. Glad it wasn't my house. I put straw up instead. Cheaper and lasts longer... :)

    22. Re:You're not married are you? by swankypimp · · Score: 2
      Have you ever seen the (original) BBC version, Changing Rooms? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but the people on that show are very outspoken about how pissed off they are. "It's utter crap; I'm going to repaint it tomorrow" -type of conversations.

      Oh, and does anyone remember the slightly surreal episode of Trading Spaces with Chris Wylde, a quasi-celebrity who had a short-lived run on a Comedy Central talk show? He and his buddy were completely bonkers, mocking the designers, hitting on the host when their wives weren't around, and swearing like sailors (beeped out, of course). My favorite part of the episode was when they saw the completed rooms, they slapped each other five and one said, "dude, you guys are the fucking shit!"

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  15. Sweet by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    Goodbye Showcase, CNN, Discovery, TLC, Sci-Fi.. hello pr0n!

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  16. In Canada, we have this already. by vlag · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've had cable à la carte in Quebec for at least 4 years. You pay a small premium for the ability to pick your channels, but it is always worth it.
    Here is an example of one of our à la carte providers.

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  17. Viewers Choice? by First_In_Hell · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't know what is sadder, the rapings by the cable companies or that someone actually would order Showtime to watch The Chris Isaac Show.

  18. Better things to do by Adam9 · · Score: 2

    Blah, legislation should be spent on opening up cable internet access to other competitors like DSL rather than allowing them to retain their heavy monopoly.

  19. Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

    What about satalite packages? I would love to buy just only buy specifcal local chanels (Denver, Miami, and LA) with just Sci-fi, discovery and nuddie channels. Unfortunatly Dish Network, makes you buy a shitload of other channels if I want sci-fi and discovery :(

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    1. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by rainwalker · · Score: 2

      ...uh....Discovery and Sci-Fi are in the cheapest, most basic package Dish Network offers, which is $24/month including taxes. $24 a month won't even get you basic cable around here, much less Discovery and Sci-Fi :)

      The real problem is getting local broadcast channels like Fox. If you don't live in one of their broadcast markets, they are legally prohibited from giving you the local package. The local Fox station where I used to live turned down my waiver request three times. The third time I called them myself and offered to give them $10, which is more then they will ever make off of me in advertising...like I am going to put up some analog wire when I have a nice digital satellite dish to recieve TV from space.

    2. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      Sci-fi agreed. But discover home and the other discover packages are part of te Dish Top 150 package, which cost I think $39.99. Too much.

      How is it illegal? For 4 years now, I pick up the local channels for Denver, LA, Miami, New York and Chicago I think. but the thing is, Dish Network maks you also pay for my local chanels (Boston). so you first must buy the local package, which is $4.99 I think. And then you can upgrade that to the super local package which is $7.99 (maybe 9) that includes the other cities. And yes, I do get the WB, UPN and fox local channels for those cities. I thinks it just a mix.

      I am a little confused why you made a waiver request? If you do have Dish Network, ask for the super station package and it include other local channels.

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    3. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      ahhh.. That is how I am able to get it. Even though I live in downtown boston, I do not have a rooftop antenna. Hence making it illegal. Would this be correct?

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    4. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      I did follow it last time when I posted it. Is it possible that Dish is doing this currently illegal? That is very hard for me to beleive. I went to Dish Network's page concerning the distant stations for more information. And I even filled out their online questioner to see if I am qualified. And it said I am not.... wierd. Is it possible that since I had that service since about 1996 I will continue to have because of a "grandfather" law?

      I tried to get more inofrmation when that law was passed. Do you ahve any idea? In the article it states that it is trying to get this appealed and it might get appealed by 1998. So I am assuming it was written sometime in 1997. Is it possible that this law has changed?

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    5. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      Hehehe.. agreed. I guess I should not call them up and bitch :) Thanks for the info.

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  21. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Bonker · · Score: 2

    They just need to make every channel a 'premium' channel like HBO. I'd buy that, 'Comedy Central', 'Cartoon Network', 'Animeal Planet', and maybe 'TLC', and no others. I'd still spend less than I am now.

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  22. I'd be happy with VH-1 Classic by British · · Score: 2

    They honestly need more stations like VH-1 Classic(ie MTV back when it was worth watching). All they seem to play are blocks of mega-obscure videos from the early 80s(and some '70s in their own time slots). I end up just leaving it on that channel for the entire weekend seeing videos I never knew existed before. Commercials? yeah, they seem to air them every 45 minutes or so. I watch that instead of G4 all the time now.

    It's too bad MTV2 failed where VH-1 classic picked up. Imagine, a channel that plays just music videos that time hath forgotten! Never thought I would see the day VH-1 Classic is playing Megadeth videos while MTV plays "Fast Lane".

    1. Re:I'd be happy with VH-1 Classic by British · · Score: 2

      I'd be more than happy enough to cough up a few extra bucks a month if it means keeping VH-1 classic with very few(or no) commercials.

      Heck, make it like those DMX stations where all they do is play tunes(nicely listing the artist+ track) with no VJ's or nothing. That's a feed I would buy.

  23. Situation in other countires? by joe52 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What are the cable deals like for Slashdot readers outside of the US?

    I spent four months living in France this year and my cable provider had a point system. Each channel cost a certain number of points (ranging from about 2 for something boring up to 15-25 for a premium channel) and you paid for packages with varying amounts of points. Then you could pick the channels you wanted and not waste points on something you would never watch. It seemed like a better deal (perhaps not cheaper, but much more flexible) than what we have in the US. I don't even have cable here since I'm not a huge fan of television and cable TV packages cost more than I am willing to pay.

    -Joe

    1. Re:Situation in other countires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well in France, the whole country is divided geographically between operators, with each operator exercising a monopoly in its area. But the big advantage is that ALL of the cableco allow for pick and choose. In Paris, a basic cable subscription gives you all the free channels as well as the national ones, each additional channel is accounted for by a number of points and you can buy points for each month by points. I.E. you can buy 75, 110 , 150 etc. points. The only channels that are bundled are the 2 competing groups of movie channels that are sold in groups of 5. That way I was able to get Cartoon Network, CNBC, Mangas (yes we have an all anime channel in France) as well as Game 1 (which is another nice channel dedicated to gaming). My total bill each month is around 29 Eur.

    2. Re:Situation in other countires? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What are the cable deals like for Slashdot readers outside of the US?

      Well, in the UK, you've got Cable (NTL or Telewest generally) or if you want Digital, you have Sky and Freeview (used to be called OnDigital then ITV Digital then bust).

      Freeview is in its unfancy and is basically free stuff. I also know very little about it.

      Sky on the other hand has tonnes of packages. In short, all the decent channels (IMO) are spread about several packages. Which means that if you want all of them you have to pay the premium rate and get 55 other really rubbish ones.

      AFAIK there is no way to pick and chose your cable products too. You just have to pick a bundle and put up with the rubbish ones that come with it.

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  24. Re:Why bother with cable? by einstein · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that's cause you don't have any hills. If I wouldn't get cable, I'd have 4 channels, most with horrible reception.
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  25. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by terrymr · · Score: 2

    Yeah - I have satellite and only need the local channels from cable - yet I would have to subscribe to a package of like 30 channels and rent a box from them in order to get the local channels.

  26. Big Dish by idiotnot · · Score: 2

    IIRC, you can still do this for basically every channel if you've got one of the big satellite dishes with a C and Ku band receiver. There are packages, too, and some are unencryped over the bird.

    I used to dig watching M2 when it was new, and I was spending late, late nights in the TV station. *sigh* Master Control sucks.

  27. Re:tech tv? Max Headroom reruns are there! by johnpaul191 · · Score: 2

    even with the Max Headroom reruns?
    we've only had TechTV for about a year on our crappy digital cable, and i've had a lifetime dose of Screen Savers. even my M$-lovin' roomate can't take most of their programming. i watched the Apple keynotes that they showed, and Max Headroom... that's about it i think. i tried to watch more but it gets bogged down in M$ Windows nonsense that means nothing to me. oh well.

  28. *Which* federal rule? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 2

    Anyone know which federal rule that caused this? I read the article and its a little light on the details.

    I'd like to see the actual federal mandate to see what it actually covers before going to Time Warner here in Austin and asking them to give me some pricing info. If anyone's already done this here, reply and let me know..

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    1. Re:*Which* federal rule? by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 2

      Its supposed to be a provision of the 1992 Cable Act, but I can't seem to find the text of that anywhere online.

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    2. Re:*Which* federal rule? by pythorlh · · Score: 2
      the 1992 Cable act is an ammendment to the 1934 Communication act, which is here.

      The actual provision is on page 280.

      Both of those links are PDF.

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    3. Re:*Which* federal rule? by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      Hot damn thanks for the link Pythorlh
      SEC. 623. [47 U.S.C. 543] REGULATION OF RATES...
      "(8) BUY-THROUGH OF OTHER TIERS PROHIBITED.--
      (A) PROHIBITION.--A cable operator may not require the
      subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier required by
      paragraph (7) as a condition of access to video programming
      offered on a per channel or per program basis. A cable operator
      may not discriminate between subscribers to the basic service tier
      and other subscribers with regard to the rates charged for video
      programming offered on a per channel or per program basis."

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  29. Re:Why bother with cable? by wesmills · · Score: 2

    Some history on Dallas TV stations, if you're truly bored or interested:

    Channel 27 is owned by the same group that owns KDFW, and they re-run "Fox 4 News" at 10:30. KPXD has a deal going with channel 5, so they re-show KXAS' news at some point ("5 on PAX"). Regarding KDAF, there's some controversy over what that should have been. Common rumour has it being "K-Dallas And Fort worth."

    KLDT used to be owned by televangelist Robert Tilton, and has its transmitter in Lewisville. Common reasons for its callsign are "K-Lewisville-Dallas-Television" or "K-Lake-Dallas-Television" (after the lake cities town of the same name).

    KFWD used to be the Telemundo affiliate, before they switched to 39. I believe Hispanic Broadcasting now owns them.

    KSTR was Home Shopping Network's entry into the broadcast "shop at home" idea, which flopped miserably. They bounced between one satellite feed or another of some teleshopping network, before Univision bought them, too. For some reason they run Dallas Stars, I guess none of the major stations wanted to pick up the license.

    I would just like to say that KXTX used to be a lot better. They would do re-runs of a lot of old shows, and even some first-runs. I remember watching first-runs of Knight Rider, as well as re-runs of A-Team on that channel. For the Star Trek buffs, KTXA has always been the station that ran Star Trek for Dallas. I knew their "Star Trek manager," the guy who was in charge of everything related, and he was a fanatic about making sure station management picked up the syndex rights for every episode.

  30. What I want by sakusha · · Score: 3, Interesting

    is JapanTV, a 24/7 NHK feed. I'd have to upgrade my DirecTV decoder and get a new oval dish with dual receivers. Then I can get JTV a la carte for only $30/month. But I'd have to invest about $300 before I can even start spending the $30/mo. At least it would all work with my TiVo, they even have program listings. They have a bunch of ultrapremium channels in this price range or higher. Ouch, those prices are too damn high!

  31. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Surak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It says you can get HBO without having to pay for a premium level of service. They can still require you to get basic service and even make you rent a digital box.

    Actually, in the case of AOL/TW, you are required to have digital cable in order to have HBO, because they simply don't offer HBO on their analog cable.

    'Sides, one thing they can do (and are doing) to control this is with cable modems. I have AOL/TW's cable modem service. They charge $44.95/mo unless you have at least what they call their 'extended basic' package, which costs $39.95/mo. Otherwise, the price is $89.95/mo for the cable modem by itself.

  32. No real mention of cable Internet by dpilot · · Score: 2

    My cable provider (Adelphia) offers TV in bundles with Broadcast, ($11/mo) Basic, (+$20/mo) and then premium stuff, whose price I don't know. They also offer Internet.

    I don't know if they will offer Internet without at least Broadcast cable TV. But they add a surcharge to the cable Internet if you don't have at least Basic, so you may as well get Basic.

    Pricing for Internet wasn't mentioned, but now this makes me wonder if this practice is legal.

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  33. Not a great idea... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My dad's worked in cable engineering since its inception and has always said that ala carte pricing is not a good idea.

    First off, it's more expensive. Consider: a fair price for a channel you really want is probably 2-5$ per month. I receive 85 channels for $23. Even eliminating the dozens I don't watch, there's more than 10 channels I do want to get, including all five major networks, comedy central, cartoon network and a gaggle of learning channels, BBCA and of course Food TV.

    Second off, it's not really good for the cable co based on how the cable companies receive and send the channels themselves. Everything's handled by big blocks of splitters and amplifiers. Each handles a set of channels. Channels are pulled down from satelites in blocks as well...TWC in Albany has a set of five or so, one of which is dedicated to all the myriad HBOs, one to all the turner channels, etc. So it makes sense to sell TV in blocks...it's impossible to accurately tell how much a SINGLE channel costs you. In fact, after setup costs and maintenance costs and offsetting the possibility of customer service, just getting one channel may cost about $15 on a good margin, while getting fifty channels on the same line would only be pennies more.

    Finally, it's not fair for marginal channels. You know all those channels you don't watch, like History or Speedvision or Golf TV or Univision? They're all somebody's favorite channel, believe it or not. There may be very few people who watch them, but they're getting equal billing due to being part of a package deal. Thus, they also have the ability to get hugely popular -- after all, you're more likely to catch something interesting on than if you had to order it specifically. Would TV Food be such a mainstay in our house were it not for having actually seen Good Eats, Iron Chef, David Rosengarden's Taste or Jamie Oliver? No. Hell, we wouldn't have ordered "ala carte" a channel that was ostensibly just reruns of Julia Childs.

    Block pricing isn't really that expensive, anyway. I get 85 channels and broadband internet for less than the a quarter of the cost of my car's insurance and upkeep, and I sure get a lot more utility out of it.

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    1. Re:Not a great idea... by startled · · Score: 2

      "My dad's worked in cable engineering since its inception and has always said that ala carte pricing is not a good idea."

      "New York City fans of HBO's Sex & The City who couldn't care less about the 20 or more channels that must be bought to get that particular premium service could slash their monthly cable bill from $56 to about $31. The smaller fee would get HBO and the major TV networks."

      Actually, this is almost precisely my situation (I'm not in NYC, but pricing is similar where I am). I want the networks and HBO. This will let me save over $20 a month. About the only way you're going to persuade me this isn't a good idea is showing me they kill small, cute animals every time they lose a premium subscriber (or perhaps it makes baby Jesus cry, or it takes food away from starving children in Ethiopia, or...).

    2. Re:Not a great idea... by yakfacts · · Score: 2

      Yeah, you have a good point.

      But the problem is that cable TV is now so expensive
      I have had to shut it off. The "basic" package
      gives me all the shopping channels and religious
      networks. If I want the news channels, TLC, history, anything like that, I've got to drop $40+ per month. That is just too expensive for me.

    3. Re:Not a great idea... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      Well, I look at it like this: I love my car very much. But I'm only in it maybe 30 minutes a day and most of that time I'm pissed off. My cable company provides me with The Daily Show, Samurai Jack, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Biography...as well as a good solution to the problem of killing a half an hour while glue dries or bread rises.

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    4. Re:Not a great idea... by ONU+CS+Geek · · Score: 2
      I've worked in Cable TV for about 2 years now; doing HSD (Read: Cable Modem) installation (as well as digital cable installations).

      Most Locations have the capability to do Video On Demand. For example, where I live, Time Warner Cable has Music Videos on Demand, Golf Channle on Demand, CNN on Demand, Cartoon Network on Demand, and HBO on Demand. Added cost to local consumer? Nothing--if they have subscribed to the show already.

      Cable companies are looking into this for two ways: the first reason is that it removes some of the reasons for the user to buy a TiVo, ReplayTV, etc...the next reason is that there is Customer Demand for this. People wanted to have home networks on their Cable Modems, so they looked into home networks; and now most users who don't have their homes networked can do so for an extra $5/month. The same went with VOD (Video on Demand). Customers wanted it...they gave it to them.

      You may be right about some of the things, but with the invent of fiber and digital transmissions, the cable companies can do more with what they have, with little or no cost in upgrading their end systems (as compared to their inital investment

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    5. Re:Not a great idea... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      Is it?

      I pay $45 per month for cell phone service. Internet is $45. Electricity is $95. Heat is $60. Hell, my comic books come out to like $60 per month, and I usually buy at least 3 or 4 CDs ($45+). Eating out on alternate fridays at decent restaurants is $50. Eating lunch out every day is $100. Car insurance, $127. Car payment, $450. Going to a movie is $9. Renting a DVD is $4. A goddamn bunch of carrots is $2

      $40 comes out to a little over a dollar a day; if you watch just a half hour of CNN per day, that's $2 an hour for entertainment. Chances are you watch more than that.

      I think the main problem with the perception of cable is that even though cable is one of the few telecoms making money, the $40 is not all going into TWC's pocket to screw you out of TV choices. So called "basic cable" is a result of legislation and deals with the local companys to carry their signal...there HAS to be an inexpensive service that carries CSPAN and locals and they lose money on it. They recoup a little of it on the "premium" setup, and they also use the fees from premium to buy equipment that runs the premium setup. Therefore, the $40 you'd spend isn't $.50 per channel...it's more like $20 at LEAST for the associated overhead to send you these channels at all, followed by about $5-10 for channel licensing. QVC and HSN are offsetting the license costs; without them on your manifest, your costs would go up further for licensing. If you don't like them, block them.

      The only real evidence of cable fleecing people is digital cable. Technically, digital boxes cost less and allow more efficient use of bandwidth which can be resold. It saves a ton of money, and many cable companies charge for the improvement in "quality." But even this is getting better...the local co only charges $5 per month to rent a digital box (a great deal considering that they have to recoup the cost of buying the boxes, which per unit may be as high as $500 and usually hover between $30 and $100), and about $5 more for "basic digital." Not a bad deal considering many people still think digital is better than analogue (it isn't...when there's an error I much prefer a bit of static to missing or low bandwidth audio, and a little ghosting and fuzziness to massive pixelation, not to get into the horrors of fast motion scenes.)

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    6. Re:Not a great idea... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      youre dad is in upper management isnt he. sure sounds like it.

      with digital cable is is not difficult at all to turn on specific channels only and in fact the best thing is to move ALL channels to digital and eliminate analog completely.

      I work in headends weekly, I know exactly how they work and how the signals get created into a linup and then shoved down the fiber to the nodes. they dont need to change how any of that is done. no matter what your dad or any other "expert" who has never set foot inside a modern cable TV headend has to say.

      in digital cable... it's all software, the boxes easily handle it. It's just that the must carry status that Discovery has with it's networks and the other contracts and other shenanagins that cause the fuss...

      A cable company MUST carry MTV2 and the other crap level channels if they carry MTV and the other tier 1 MTV corp channels, same with turner, Discovery and the other network conglomos.

      it has nothing to do with being fair or technology. It's all who is making what kind of money off of whom. and the fact that the cable ad-insertable channels are the biggest moneymaker the cable TV company has.

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    7. Re:Not a great idea... by yakfacts · · Score: 2

      Your point is taken, but I don't have that much disposable income anymore. If I had a choice of "basic" cable with some decent channels, it would be nice. Like "choose any 10 for $10". There are only three cable channels I watch, and at that rate I am paying like $2/hour. That is too much considering a third seems to be ads, and after-hours it is all infomercial crap.

  34. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by rhombic · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or maybe the AC submitter should have actually read the article before submitting, with a totally wrong title.

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  35. Who Cares About Networks? by billtom · · Score: 2

    This article depresses me because of two opposing facts:

    1. People don't care about networks, they care about shows. Give me "The Sopranos", "Survivor", "Cowboy Bebop", "[Insert your favorite show here]", a la carte. I couldn't care less about these dinosaurs called networks. The sooner networks disappear the better.

    2. But, this show based nirvana is never going to happen because the companies controlling the television system are just as violently opposed to changing their business model as the [RI|MP]AA companies. So even with a la carte networks, I'm still going to have to pay for 167 hours of crap each week for the one hour I do want.

    Feh! A pox on all their houses.

    1. Re:Who Cares About Networks? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Actually, its more like they refuse to believe they are changing, seriously. Some exec don't think the internet will be around long enough to bother finding a way to use it effectivly. I shit you not.

      Its like a T-Rex loking up in the Sky to see a big firey meteor plunging toward the earth and saying "Boy, that sure is going to screw those other guys, I'm glad it won't effect me..roar."

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  36. Cablevision allows this by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2

    I live in Westchester County, NY, a suburb of NYC. We recently moved from one Cablevision area to another, and lost some favorite channels from the standard lineup. I called Cablevision, and they added each channel I wanted for about 75 cents per month. Not bad!

    Although it sucks that we get fewer channels now for a higher price (even before adding the 75 cents) than we did in our old area.

  37. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    Actually, in the case of AOL/TW, you are required to have digital cable in order to have HBO, because they simply don't offer HBO on their analog cable.

    BS! In Columbus, OH where I live, if your on Time Warner, if your on BASIC service (which is Analog) you can get 3 channels of HBO for price of one. For Digital subscribers, you can get 14 HBO's for the price of one. Doesn't do me any good cuz I'd never watch HBO any way.

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  38. That's why it won't work by siskbc · · Score: 2

    See, the thing is that they have enough bandwidth now to deliver 500 channels. So their business is getting like $50 a month from each subscriber. Once they have the bandwidth, giving you 500 channels isn't much more expensive (if at all) than giving you 3. They are not going to give a discount simply because they don't *get* a discount in terms of reduced expenses by providing fewer channels.

    The only way it would make sense for them is market segmentation. In other words, if some new pricing scheme made them more money than it lost (in terms of full subscribers switching down), then they'll do it. This is why they offer a really shitty basic cable - they want it to be just better than a rooftop antenna, but limited enough that it makes you want premium.

    So no, there is no system under which we all end up paying less for cable than we are now.

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  39. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by bhsx · · Score: 2

    Actually, I believe that the $44 vs the $89 is to combat cable piracy. It was discovered a while back (prolly been exploited for a couple years now) that all you need to do is splice the cable to your modem, just as you would to split signals between tv sets, and viola... free cable TV. So, if you don't get cable tv from us, we're going to charge you for it anyway. That way, we don't care if you're splitting it off for free TV.

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  40. Not fair? by nuggz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think it would be unfair for Speedvision to not subsidise GolfTV.

    Actually I think it is unfair that a Speedvision viewer would have to subsidize GolfTV.

  41. IT's all abput perception by geekoid · · Score: 2

    My box lets me hide the channels That are not watched in my home.

    That means whe I surf I only surf the channels I watch.

    so take the 30 dollars divide that by the 20 channels that are watched. that means I'm paying 1.5 dollars per channel PLUS I get a bunch of "preview" channels of other shows, in case I want to see what my other options are.

    In short, just filter the channel you don't watch then see how much per channel you enjoy that you are paying. Probably getting a better deal then if you bought the channel individually.

    OTOH, thats not what the article was about, it was about not having to buy a premium package just to get HBO/Showtime.

    see, I did read the article ;)

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  42. Shania Twain Chanel by RatBastard · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want the Shania Twain chanel. Muted, of course.

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  43. We've had this for years by Rushmore · · Score: 2, Informative

    The local cable company here in Canada charges us 10.00/month for the digital cable box which we bought from them for 129.00 so we don't even pay that. They have this thing that's 20.00 for 20 channels, plus 1.50 or so for every other channel you want. You also have to pay 8.95/month for a basic set of 50 some odd channels.

  44. all porn, all the time by Cheeze · · Score: 2

    Why is it that I can't just buy the porn channel and a few others? sure, I get about 15 religious and infomercial stations that I never watch (but end up paying for), but what I really want is the ability to only view what I asked for. If I wanted the latino HBO, I would have bought it. Since I get it, and I have to purchase 5 HBOs all together for one price, I end up paying extra for something I don't use. I think a la carte pricing is on its way, and not a moment too soon. The only reason cable companies would not want this is because they are subsidized by the extra crap.

    What if the internet was this way and you had to pay to view other web pages that you were not interested in just to get to the few that you actually want to see? Oh wait, NetZero and Juno couldn't give that away. the only difference I see is the cable companies don't have to compete for local market share (can you say monopoly?).

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  45. Re:Why bother with cable? by falser · · Score: 2

    That's rare. I've never seen that many cables come in clear in any semi-large city. It just doesn't happen. You're lucky if you get "watchable" reception on 4 channels. And at that you get your choice of NBC, CBS, PBS, and a spanish channel.

  46. We can here... by wiswaud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Quebec with Videotron at least, digital tv has packages, but can be bought a-la-carte. You do need to get a base package which includes a few channels (like all on-air stations), but that's about CAN$10. You then have to choice to buy any channels you want. Most cost, if i remember correctly, CAN$1.50, but things like Playboy will cost you more.
    I found i still preferred to get a big package, though, just because i like to have lots of channels around. But someone who only wants the essential plus HBO wouldn't have to buy a package.

  47. Re:Why bother with cable? by scotch · · Score: 2
    Wow! 2 religious channels and a spanish languauge channel! You are in TV heaven. ;)

    Well, TV is mostly crap anyway. Fewer choices of crap might motivate you to do more active things that absorb boob-toob radiation all night.

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  48. Same as gas stations... by Gruneun · · Score: 2

    It's illegal to charge someone more for using a credit card. It doesn't stop one of the local gas stations from giving me a "discount" for using cash.

    I imagine they will charge a crazy amount for individual channels, but then give a "discount" for multiple channels. I may get 10 channels for $40 now, but if I ask, they'll probably charge $10 each and then bundle the 10 for $40.

    My cable company, Adelphia, is made up of a bunch of weasels (some of whom are now headed to jail for dipping into the profits for personal use) always looking to screw people. Where there's a weasel, there's a way.

  49. Here is a link to and copy of the actual reg by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Informative
    I hate it when articles don't refer to the regulation being discussed. As far as I can tell, the article is discussing 47 C.F.R. 76.921, which you can find by entering a search at FindLaw. A direct link is available from the Legal Information Institute, though this link appears to be slow.

    Because the link is slow, here is the text of that rule:

    Sec. 76.921 Buy-through of other tiers prohibited.

    (a) No cable system operator, other than an operator subject to effective competition, may require the subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier as a condition of subscription to video programming offered on a per channel or per program charge basis. A cable operator may, however, require the subscription to one or more tiers of cable programming services as a condition of access to one or more tiers of cable programming services.

    (b) A cable operator not subject to effective competition may not discriminate between subscribers to the basic service tier and other subscribers with regard to the rates charged for video programming offered on a per-channel or per-program charge basis.

    (c) With respect to cable systems not subject to effective competition, prior to October 5, 2002, the provisions of paragraph (a) of this section shall not apply to any cable system that lacks the capacity to offer basic service and all programming distributed on a per channel or per program basis without also providing other intermediate tiers of service:

    (1) By controlling subscriber access to nonbasic channels of service through addressable equipment electronically controlled from a central control point; or

    (2) Through the installation, noninstallation, or removal of frequency filters (traps) at the premises of subscribers without other alteration in system configuration or design and without causing degradation in the technical quality of service provided.

    (d) With respect to cable systems not subject to effective competition, any retiering of channels or services that is not undertaken in order to accomplish legitimate regulatory, technical, or customer service objectives and that is intended to frustrate or has the effect of frustrating compliance with paragraphs (a) through (c) of this section is prohibited.

    [62 FR 6495, Feb. 12, 1997]

  50. dishnetwork by ProfBooty · · Score: 2

    Dishnetwork is offering a deal right now for 80 bucks for the dish 500 and reciever only. You have to sign up for a year of international programming though.

    Want to know the funny thing? NHK's feed is free to air to the rest of the world via c-band sattelite. Actually according to charts (you can find them on NHK's web page) it shows that you can recieve NHK via c-band, but requires one of those 6 foot dishes.

    I'd like to get TVJapan myself, since my speaking ability has degraded since my time in college there, but my house is surrounded by high trees so I don't have line of sight.

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  51. Showtime is a premium channel. by bhsx · · Score: 2

    One of the side effects of this is that plenty of cable television networks will not survive. Eventually the cable companies will be able to weed out the networks that do nothing to increase their viewer base and just suck up money. Comedy Central will make a much bigger cut of the cable money pie, as will Food Network(I'm guessing here, but I love it), CNN, Lifetime(unfortunately) and a few others (I'll leave the readers to fill-in their own blanks). At the same time those bandwidth/money sucking networks would get a smaller and smaller piece.
    My point is: Showtime is a premium pay movie channel... OF COURSE they want bigger [market] penetration. It means more money for them. They are a business. It's tantamount to Ford saying "We hope our dealers use whatever tools are at their disposal to sell more cars."

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  52. Talked with comcast. by GiMP · · Score: 2

    I just spoke to a comcast representative and he told me that I can get HBO with basic service.. BUT I would have to get both the 'standard' and 'digital' packages to get HBO2, HBO-west, etc (which are included in the price of the single HBO but inaccessable without the digital reciever)

    I can't find any information about this law anywhere. I'm going to contact the FCC and find out more :)

  53. What Time Warner will say by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Your call is important to us, please hold"

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  54. This might actually be BAD by rnd() · · Score: 2

    Suppose every channel were considered a "premium" channel and people had to subscribe to each one individually. Some channels would go up in price, such as MTV, CNN, etc., and some would go down in price: CourtTV, etc.

    I think the end result would be that some channels would make enough money to be sustainable. I would expect that most of the less popular channels would only be available in major markets (such as large urban centers with lots of subscribers).

    The "packaging" that has existed in Cable TV has allowed some of the smaller networks/channels to exist even though they only have a niche audience. Yes, everybody pays a little extra, but the diversity of programming is pretty high.

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  55. Read the law by eswierk · · Score: 2, Informative
    The article refers to a provision of the Cable Television Consumer Protection and Competition Act of 1992 that did not fully take effect until October 2002.

    Contrary to what the Slashdot article implies, the provision regulates only "video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis," (e.g. HBO or pay-per-view) not channels like MTV that are offered only as part of a package. Also, it is not clear whether it would apply to an HBO 1+2+3 "package" since technically these are not offered on a per channel basis.

    However, for channels that do fall under this provision, the operator is prohibited from discriminating against customers who subscribe only to the rock-bottom basic package, so they must be able to get HBO for $5/month if customers on the super-ultra package can.

  56. Lifetime only package by sprintkayak · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bought cable internet without cable television but decided to try it anyway to see if it had been left unblocked. The ONLY chanel I get is Lifetime. It must be a cruel joke.

  57. The law itself by Sogol · · Score: 2

    It's part of the 1992 cable Act: Section 623(b)(8) of the Communications Act of 1934, as amended. Volume 47 of the US Code Section 543(b)(8).
    You can find it online at
    http://uscode.house.gov/usc.htm
    using the above information.

  58. Why is this a law? by Joey7F · · Score: 2

    I might answer my own question but could it be that back in the early 90s cable systems had a monopoly and you could not satellite (easily).

    If you go into a grocery store, you can't buy 3 cans out of a sixpack. It seems they have the right, barring extenuating circumstances, to sell just one package, with everything, or sell every channel individually.

    If lots of people don't want the channels some one will offer a specialized ala carte plan.

    And because I have karma to burn...

    The free market should work this out

    --Joey

    1. Re:Why is this a law? by ainsoph · · Score: 2



      If you go into a grocery store, you can't buy 3 cans out of a sixpack.

      I dont know where you live, but everywhere I have lived you could do this. People buy single beers outta six packs all the time.

    2. Re:Why is this a law? by Sloppy · · Score: 2
      That's always my first reaction too. Keep the damned pinkos from messing with a private deal between a business and a customer! Damn commie bas--

      --Then someone usually jumps in and bitchslaps some sense into me, explaining that:

      • Most cable companies do have government-created monopolies on cable itself, even if not a monopoly on TV in general. (i.e. your city probably has a franchise agreement with your cable company that prevents another cable companies from competing)
      • The cable itself got put there due to the monopoly, so is, to some extent, a public resource
      So there's a reason for all this regulation. The way out is for local governments to stop making these franchise agreements. There can't be a free market (and therefore deregulation to go with it) until we stop treating wires as an important utility rather than an optional fluffy service.

      And thanks to the Internet, I don't see society going that way -- if anything, we're going to go more commie. Also, I can't really imagine local governments' citizens valuing freedom more than the franchise fees. I mean, if your city is getting a million dollars per year from the cable company, do you think the mayor is going to give it up and raise property taxes instead?

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    3. Re:Why is this a law? by Joey7F · · Score: 2

      While Cable companies have a monopoly on cable, satellite TV is available.

      Whereas with the power company, we can't get electricity any other way.

      If their was no alternative, I would support it 100%.

      --Joey

  59. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by extra88 · · Score: 2
    In Rochester, NY it's $44.95 for RoadRunner only or $39.95 with a Standard cable package (not the really cheap cable package which only has broadcast channels plus public access).

    Last year they also had everyone trade in their analog cable boxes for digital cable boxes (no change in fees related to that). Having a digital cable box doesn't mean you have their "digital cable" service, only that you *can* get digital services. If you have the Standard service, some of the channels are digital (you can tell by the MPEG artifacts). This page lists the available channels and what category they're in. I have Standard plus the HBO pack, which is a Digital Premium item.

    AOL/TW's cable business is kind of run like a franchise so there can be substantial differences between regions when it comes to prices, channels and services both for cable and RoadRunner.

  60. These things get bundled for a reason. by Martin+S. · · Score: 3, Funny

    These things get bundled for a reason.

    As a welfare programme for arts graduates ?

  61. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by jhoffoss · · Score: 2

    Actually, if the cable is installed right, a filter blocking the analog signal is placed on your line at the pole/little green box before the line enters your home. But those don't take all that much to remove and the worst that would happen if you did remove it and they caught you, and this happend several times, is they'd come up to the house and tell you to stop taking it off.

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  62. Big Dish Satellite by lostchicken · · Score: 2

    This type of A La Carte programming has been available on TVRO (big-dish satellite) for a long time now. It's very, very cheap.

    TVRO is a great way to get quite a number of channels, and many you can't get anywhere else. The only thing you can't get with it is local stuff, and you can get that over the air for free. TVRO isn't dead yet.

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  63. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by extra88 · · Score: 2

    This stuff varies between TW regions but around Rochester, NY AOL/TW advertises that you can choose different ISPs. I use RoadRunner so naturally it's on my cable bill and I don't know how the other ISPs handle the billing or who doles out the IPs. The other ISPs *do* handle the technical support so I'd say that's a strong argument for them being your ISP. Handing out IPs is one thing ISPs do but it's not the only thing.

  64. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Surak · · Score: 2

    I'm in Detroit. I've had TW cable for many years. They may allow you to CONNECT to other ISPs (actually you can do that with ANY ISP since they're all on the Internet, duh), but as far as MSN or Earthlink being your ISP, are you paying money to TW, or are you paying money to MSN or Earthlink?

    As for the pricing, I have found that pricing can be different from franchise to franchise.

  65. I think you've got it wrong... by C0deM0nkey · · Score: 2, Informative
    The article does not talk about any of those channels -- it seems the gist of the article is that: if you want a movie channel (Showtime, Starz, HBO, etc.) you do not have to purchase the "basic", "expanded", whatever, package in order to satisfy some sort of pre-requisite before you are allowed to purchase a Premium Movie Channel.

    I think you've got it wrong -- it sounds like you'll still get forced to buy the complete "expanded" package if you want ANY of the channels in it.

  66. After some searching.... by Janthkin · · Score: 2

    The "1992 Cable Act" is actually the "Cable Television Consumer Protection and Competition Act of 1992". It is public law PL 102-385, October 5, 1992, 106 Stat 1460.

    Mostly it affects 47 USC. See 47 USC, sections 609, 521, 522, 543, 534, 535, 325, 541, 555, 552, 532, 531, 558, 533, 536, 537, 542, 544, 544a, 546, 548, 551, 553, 554, 334, 555, 555a, 335, and 521.

    US Code may be viewed at The Government Printing Office (www.access.gpo.gov).

  67. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by dknj · · Score: 2

    Yeah - I have satellite and only need the local channels from cable - yet I would have to subscribe to a package of like 30 channels and rent a box from them in order to get the local channels.

    Last I checked satellite != cable. Unless you're just posting an offtopic message...

    -dk

  68. A Summary of the Section the article talks about by docwhat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is a summary of the part of the
    Cable Television Consumer Protection and Competition Act of 1992 that is being refered to:

    Prohibits (with exceptions) a cable operator from: (1) requiring the subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier as a condition of access to cable programming offered on a per channel or per program basis; or (2) discriminating between subscribers to the basic service tier and other subscribers with respect to rates charged for video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis.

    Gotten from: http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d102:SN000 12:@@@L&summ2=m&|TOM:/bss/d102query.html|

    So, it says that if a channel is offered alone, then the cable company cannot say must buy something else first. However, in the case of (for example) the Home And Garden channel, they don't sell it alone, so you cannot buy it alone.

    Cable Companies have actually been doing this for a while, but you have to ask explicitly for it. Even (on occassion) forcing the sales person to talk to their manager.

    I would love to buy channels ala cart, though.

    Ciao!

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  69. Request for Information by ek_adam · · Score: 2

    Could someone please find the reference for that rule? I can't walk down to AT&T Broadband and say that some little known rule mentioned in the newspaper says they have to offer me the SciFi channel and The Learning Channel for less than the full Bronze Package Price.

  70. Dish Network already does this by Phreakiture · · Score: 2, Informative

    For a very large part, Dish Network already does this. They have an service called "Dish Picks" where you select any channels you like at $1.50/month*channel with a $5.00/month minimum. You can also add this service to any other tiered service, forgoing the $5/month minimum (I get two channels this way, in addition to the 150-channel tier).

    Not every channel is available a la carte, though, because some content providers (notably Viacomm) won't permit their channels to be broken up this way.

    Also, some channels are lumped into subpackages that can be ordered alone. Only want HBO? You can do that. Same for Cinemax. Want just the five "superstations?" Sure! $5/month gives you all five of them.

    The factor that has been constraining the cable companies on this front is that the content on their analog cable systems is fundamentally unencrypted. It takes the combination of encryption plus an addressable box in order to implement channels a la carte. Otherwise, the filters and traps needed to make it work would be a nightmare!

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  71. Why is this news? by FleshWound · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been able to do this since cable was first introduced in my area (c.1982). It's not only OLD news (probably the oldest ever posted on Slashdot), but it's hardly newworthy to begin with, since it's not financially practical to purchase your channels a la carte unless you only want one. After that, it usually ends up costing more than it would to just buy the package that includes whatever channels you want.

  72. But... Pay-Per-View?` by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2

    Can I do this Pay-Per-View style? I'd love to buy per-channel, but can I, in the middle of the month, see something I want to watch//maybe forgot about, and buy that channel for the rest of the month? What about only buying a peice of a channel? I only watch Comedy Central for The Daily Show. If people could buy "season tickets" from their cable provider, instead of from a TiVo, how would that effect the way TV is made?

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  73. They took mine off for me by vanguard · · Score: 2

    I was having trouble with my modem (really, I was). I called support and they ran a test. They said my signal was weak and that they would send a guy out.

    They next day I went from the 13 channels I was supposed to have to getting all of my channels back (50 of them?). The only trouble is that I can't get HBO or digital cable without paying full price and I'm too cheap for that.

    If somebody wants more channels, maybe this will work for them?

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  74. Who's in charge here? by cmallinson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm going to put on a flame retardent suit before saying this but...

    Cable companies should be able to sell you whatever they want, and whatever makes them money. There are alternatives, and if you don't like their packages, get a dish.

    I can't buy just pages 15 through 24 of Time magazine.

  75. UK by Martin+S. · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What are the cable deals like for Slashdot readers outside of the US?

    Perhaps the biggest difference is that the dominant pay-tv supplier is satellite, not cable. The satellite system has practically completed the switch to digital, the cable systems are much more recent than the US <10 yo) and pretty much entirely digital. You usually get a free STB, but are committed to a min contract of 1 year and pay for services.

    The packages are similar to the older US system as described in the article, but are sorted by content type rather than supplier. i.e. Entertainment, Sport or Movie packages rather than Disney, Vista, etc. These tend to be priced at £10-£20 (15-30 $/) per package per month for ~10 channels. The exception is the premium movie channels with cost about £8-£16 (12-20 $/) each pcm, expensive but good. They do seem to take most new-release movies within a few weeks of DVD release.

    Aside from the Premium Movie Channels, the best content is available from the free-to-air BBC which is mainly distributed though both analog and digital terrestrial (UHF) transmission. They are usually also bundled with the other transmission mediums. This medium also support some national and regional advert funded, free-to-air channels of good quality.

    The new kid on the block is broadband IP-DTV, this is delivered via broadband xDSL line to a STB. It differs from cable because the network topology is star and not a ring. It supports a real return channel, dedicated bandwidth to each installation. And therfore allows true content on demand (VOD), server side PVR, and real interactive content. I guess you can call it programme level al-a-carte. Each movie is about £1.50-2.50 UKP (2-3.50 $/) for 24hours, this is about the same as a movie rental.

    I work on this (www.kitv.co.uk) IP-DTV project. There are a couple of others, Yes, and Homechoice.

  76. TW Digital isn't bad for me by swb · · Score: 2

    We wanted HBO and had to upgrade to digital to get it. The classic "full basic cable" channels (below 100) are still analog, you just get them with the digital tuner box, which adds the on-screen guide.

    We've had no problems with image degradation on any of the digital channels (> 100, HBO, Showtime). Strangely enough we had pretty awful reception on some of the analog stations, but with the digital tuner box the image quality has improved noticably. I'm not sure I get that, but I can only guess they've added some extra filtering or noise rejection not found in standard TVs.

    Overall it's been a pretty good experience. I love the on-screen program guide.

  77. Too bad... by suman28 · · Score: 2

    I already get Playboy and ETC Ala Carte. I think these are also premium channels. So, this is of very little interest. I don't reall care to see movies at home. I like going outside for a change. Visit your local theatre and look at all the pretty girls you can shag!!

  78. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by terrymr · · Score: 2

    Well for a start I'd need both UHF & VHF antennas as a minimum - there's still some local channels that are not available over the air right now, oh and that there's only 2 - 4 years of over the air broadcast of analog tv that all seems like a waste of time.

    Should I even point out that some of my uhf stations come from the opposite direction to the others so a directonal antenna wouldn't work and an omni is almost useless for tv reception.

  79. Why No One knows by goon+america · · Score: 3, Interesting
    A spokeswoman for the Federal Communications Commission says the agency can't require cable operators to advertise the new option because that would violate the constitutional right to free speech.

    Tell that to the cigarette companies. They are being forced to advertise the cancer-causing properties of their products -- against their right to free speech!

    For-profit companies do not have the same right to the freedom of speech as do individuals. The Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are addressed to human beings, not commercial entities. The Constitution begins with the famous phrase "We the people" and the Bill of Rights amendements all specifically designate people as the recipients of those important freedoms.

    This law will be totally ineffective unless the corporations are forced to inform their own customers about their legal rights and options when purchasing services from them. It's not such a radical idea -- there are plently of examples of this already. The FCC should stop its laissez faire approach to regulation and actually try to enforce the law for a change.

    1. Re:Why No One knows by goon+america · · Score: 2
      Yeah, I agree, and I don't see an end in sight. I don't think the system of letting business-run-amok is sustainable in the long run, the question is how much is it going to take down with it before people change their minds.

      It's one of those pendulum things, anyway:

      Big Government --> "The government is too big and expensive. We should make it smaller." (Current view)
      Small Government --> "The government is too small and ineffective. We should make it bigger." (Previous view)

      Rinse, repeat.

  80. A La Carte? by danger42 · · Score: 2

    Cable TV A La Carte? You mean I can watch the History Channel in French now? I wonder if you get to see Marcel Marcel get his Maginot ass whupped by a blitzkrieg. Sacre bleu!

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  81. Pipe Dream, They don't do this. by Tranvisor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I called Time Warner in my area and gave them my list of channels. Here's my list.

    ESPN2
    MTV2
    CNN
    Comedy Central
    Cartoon Network
    TNT
    USA
    FX
    History Channel
    The Learning Channel
    Discovery
    Animal Planet
    Sci-Fi
    National Geographic Channel

    The representative told me that I was 'wrong' and that I would have to pay $50 a month to get these, "along with over 120 additional channels". I told about the Cable Act, and she told me I was mistaken.

    So there's non-compliance with the law right there. Should I press charges ;)?

    Bastard cable companies.

  82. Just got off the phone by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I jsut got off the phone with AT&T digital cable.

    These people are criminals.

    I signed up for HBO in september - I told them that i didnt want anything but to add HBO to my existing service. I was told that there was now way that I could get HBO unless I signed up for their Silver package - at 62 per month.

    I asked what it came with and she listed all this other crap - i said that I didnt want any of that - that i just wanted HBO.

    Then I called today about this law - and the fact that I just wanted HBO - and they quoted a range of other packages that are cheaper that had HBO. The girl said that they didnt have these packages in September which is why I wasnt offered. I told her to find out. Low and behold - these packages were available in september, they dont knwo why i was told otherwise - and that no they could not change the package and give me credit back retro-active.

    the said that if you want HBo its 13.95/month + plus 12.55 for basic + 5.00 for the digital cable box rental.

    this is all bullshit. I wanted to hit them in the face with a shovel.

    In the end all i got was 10 off my bill for the next year.

    but I think Ill just cancel all together.

  83. Has anybody found the text of the Act? by cr0sh · · Score: 2
    Here is what I have found so far, if I find more I will post a reply to this message:

    First off, the name of the original act is called the "Cable Television Consumer Protection and Competition Act", and was passed in 1992 - it is more commonly called the "1992 Cable Act".

    Here is the FCC FAQ regarding the act...

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    1. Re:Has anybody found the text of the Act? by cr0sh · · Score: 2
      Ok, here is what I found, and it seem VERY convoluted (as law typically is). Can someone unravel this mess of spaghetti code? Anyhow, it seems to be officially introduced as The Cable Consumer Protection Act of 1983, and then ammended from there, finally becoming Public Law Number 98-549 on Oct 30, 1984 (basically, if you look at the links to "Detailed Legislative Status" on each section, there is a link to follow up the chain as it is ammended - but it stops with that public law).

      If anybody can find out where it goes from there - I can't seem to find the text. If this text could be found, then maybe we would have some kind of "backup" to let our cable operator know that we know what the law is, and not let them yank us around (it may or may not help, though)...

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    2. Re:Has anybody found the text of the Act? by cr0sh · · Score: 2

      Thank you...

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  84. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by dogfart · · Score: 2
    ... the worst that would happen if you did remove it and they caught you, and this happend several times, is they'd come up to the house and tell you to stop taking it off.

    You sure the FBI won't come knocking? Not like it hasn't happened before.

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  85. They will *never* do this! by PotatoHead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They depend on the package model. This is why:

    Networks make their money by packaging and sometimes producing programming to get eyeballs. The greater the number of eyeballs, the more they can charge for ad placement. Ad placement is directly responsible for their bottom line.

    Those same eyeball numbers also give them power over the marketing of their programming as well. Valuable shows make or break many networks. The power of the eyeball gives them leverage when it comes to buying or selling program content or placement on their network.

    Right now the Cable and Sat companies basically are selling a fat pipe. Everyone gets in, but everyone also gets out as well. There are basically three tiers. Lame Basic, the basic you should have, and premium. For almost all subscribers, you have to get the first two tiers because of the sick packaging schemes.

    These two factors boost the eyeball numbers for all the networks. This plus the fact that the cable companies can localize ad placement keeps ad revenue high. The more bundling they do, the better this really is for them.

    Networks compete now on a fairly level playing field. The bundles make sure that all of the networks get their chance for air time. If people are allowed to choose the channels they want, then the barrier for entry becomes a lot higher for those less popular or specialized networks. They must work harder to generate interest. Because they are not part of the default channel line-up.

    Nobody involved in the money chain wants this. The cable companies are best served by selling as many channels as they can. The networks want their chance at your attention to come as easily and cheaply as possible and the ad agencies want to be able to target as precisely as possible.

    Per channel subscription breaks all of this. Remember the network exists to make money, not serve your interests. Nice Huh?

    Bundles help smooth revenue also. The best thing you can do for your entertainment provider is to subscribe at the top tier, get your occasional bonus pay per view and never ever call them. Wall Street likes nice smooth growth and month over month revenue.

    This makes their revenue model very simple. Basically all they really care about is the number of subscribers. Their marketing efforts are more or less directed at customer loyalty (Hey we have added more channels!), pay per view and or premium content (Catch the next lame fight @ 49.95 today!), or new subscriptions. (You get your first month free and our installers will make sure your dish and antenna don't work after we are finished!)

    The packages build a sense of value for the whole thing and they stay focused on that. Think maga channels for few dollars -vs- sign with us and get program x.

    One other very important aspect of this goes back to the eyeball number. If you have more channels than you can use, the best way to get your moneys worth is to spend a lot of time watching. You might miss something right? After all there are so many channels, there has always got to be something on.

    Packages encourage casual TV use. There is something to browse and if you browse long enough, there is something interesting.

    Per channel subscription takes a lot of that away. People would then become focused on the various networks more than they are now. The result of this would be more focused television use.

    With both of these comes less overall use because people would become more aware of the programming and when they get the most value from it. Nobody making money wants this either.

    This also would encourage more time based competition from the various networks as well.

    Personally, I feel all of these things are good. Too much aimless TV viewing is bad for all of us. The problem really is there is *zero* financial incentive to provide the sort of service that lets users exercise control of their viewing experience. It is far easier to make money when the viewer has limited choices than it is when they have more choice.

    BTW this is exactly why I quit using subscription programming. Take that money, and purchase programming on media. You can watch at your leisure, don't have to worry about recording and archiving so many things, and can trade with your friends for big savings. If you are tired of it, you can resell it for an even bigger savings.

    Just got the first three seasons of Stargate SG1. Now if I have a free hour, I can watch one of those. In the mood at 3AM and want to share an episode with a friend? Maybe it came up at dinner or work? No problem, do it anywhere you like whenever you like.

  86. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by GMontag451 · · Score: 2

    Satellite providers have to carry local channels. Call DirecTV or Dish or whoever you have to see how to get them.

  87. Analog Cable will NEVER be in this format. by C_Bork · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having worked for a large Canadian cable company for the last two years, I can tell you with 100% certainty that this will NEVER happen until everything is digital. The way land-based analog cable (First 60 or so channels - everything you can get without a box) currently works is through a filtering system that works like this: You order all the channels : no filters You order a bundel with packs 1 and 2 and basic: the reminaing channels (pack 3) are filtered off. You only want basic: You get all four filters. These filters are done AT YOUR HOME (Inside the Grey CSE's on the side of your houses, in a PED, or on a drop line from an antenna. Each of these filters costs about 5 bucks a piece. So that means at 60 channels, if you only choose to watch CBC, Space and MTV, they have put 57 filters costing about $285 (Cdn. Dollars). Not only is it a cost issue, but these things are pretty inaccurate and can only get a range of channels properly. So if you were selling channel by channel, odds are if you bought one channel, they would have to give you 2 or 3 channels free in order to be able to receive that one channel. Another problem is actually installing the things, working with four color coded filters is a breeze. Working with 60 different filters is going to create some problems. Anyways, there's some insite into the cable industry for ya. Until they get a digital box in every home, this will not happen.

  88. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! by Alkaiser · · Score: 2

    Getting RID of it a la carte is what interests me most. Man, I remember back when they used to have music on that channel. Now if I could only reprogram the damn digital tuner so it only goes to channels I have purchased, and flipping through stuff is going to me so much faster now. I think I'd have like 20 channels tops...get rid of all the damn Spanish stations I don't watch, no more Home Shopping, or weepy women's TV...it'd be heaven.

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  89. Taking the next step by TrevorB · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We already have this in Canada. Out on the west coast, 31 channels were introduced on digital cable (yes, more if you're on sattelite). You can get one channel a la carte for $2/mo, 5 for $6/mo, 10 for $10/mo, and all of them for $20/mo. No, I can't yet choose to keep the older (still analog) TLC and drop Home and Garden TV, but it's a start.

    There's also a lot of selection in PPV. Movies for $5 (a bit pricey I think).

    What I'd like to see next is the ability to order specific shows on stations you don't subscribe to, for, say, $0.25 a show. All the TV listings are already there in the Digital cable box. I'd be more interested paying for shows than for channels. Take that marketing data to see if a show should stay on the air or not.

    And for the record, I've only ordered one channel from the 31.

  90. RE: Trading Spaces (the evils of) by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Yeah, after watching a number of their episodes (with my wife, yes...), both of us came to the conclusion that most of their designers are hacks, and basically suck at what they do.

    We're almost always impressed with Frank's work, on the other hand. He tends to make rather "kid friendly" designs, with lots of bright colors and creativity - but for a family, that's often what you're looking for. (Once you have kids, the lava lamps, black lights, posters, and so on don't really seem appropriate anymore.)

    That oriental-looking guy seems like he usually has good ideas too, for a more "adult contemporary" look.

    There's one guy, in particular, who always seems like he decorates things in brown. It's awful, and he's probably the one who made the lady cry.... As I recall, he seemed to have a bit of an attitude problem too.

    I figured the particle board furniture wouldn't last though... If we ever let these people redo *our* place, we'd skip that completely, or just use the particle board stuff as "templates" for real replacement furniture afterwards.

  91. Great News! by Hott+of+the+World · · Score: 4, Funny

    If this thing pans out, I can cut my cable subscription from 500+ channels to 50! Think of the savings! Awesome! I could finally afford a TV to watch it on! Right Now Im just listening through my stereo, and let me tell you, Leslie Neilson should not be on the air...

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  92. The actual text of the law and what it means by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 4, Informative

    OK, here ya go, straight from the Gov (relevant sections only):

    CITE

    47 USC Sec.543 01/02/01

    EXPCITE

    TITLE 47 - TELEGRAPHS, TELEPHONES, AND RADIOTELEGRAPHS

    CHAPTER 5 - WIRE OR RADIO COMMUNICATION

    SUBCHAPTER V-A - CABLE COMMUNICATIONS

    Part III - Franchising and Regulation

    HEAD

    Sec. 543. Regulation of rates

    STATUTE (Partial Text)

    (7) Components of basic tier subject to rate regulation

    (A) Minimum contents

    Each cable operator of a cable system shall provide its subscribers a separately available basic service tier to which subscription is required for access to any other tier of service. Such basic service tier shall, at a minimum, consist of the following:

    (i) All signals carried in fulfillment of the requirements of sections 534 and 535 of this title.

    (ii) Any public, educational, and governmental access programming required by the franchise of the cable system to be provided to subscribers.

    (iii) Any signal of any television broadcast station that is provided by the cable operator to any subscriber, except a signal which is secondarily transmitted by a satellite carrier beyond the local service area of such station.

    (B) Permitted additions to basic tier

    A cable operator may add additional video programming signals or services to the basic service tier. Any such additional signals or services provided on the basic service tier shall be provided to subscribers at rates determined under the regulations prescribed by the Commission under this subsection.

    (8) Buy-through of other tiers prohibited

    (A) Prohibition A cable operator may not require the subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier required by paragraph (7) as a condition of access to video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis. A cable operator may not discriminate between subscribers to the basic service tier and other subscribers with regard to the rates charged for video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis.

    (B) Exception; limitation

    The prohibition in subparagraph (A) shall not apply to a cable system that, by reason of the lack of addressable converter boxes or other technological limitations, does not permit the operator to offer programming on a per channel or per program basis in the same manner required by subparagraph

    (A). This subparagraph shall not be available to any cable operator after -

    (i) the technology utilized by the cable system is modified or improved in a way that eliminates such technological limitation; or

    (ii) 10 years after October 5, 1992, subject to subparagraph (C).

    (C) Waiver: If, in any proceeding initiated at the request of any cable operator, the Commission determines that compliance with the requirements of subparagraph (A) would require the cable operator to increase its rates, the Commission may, to the extent consistent with the public interest, grant such cable operator a waiver from such requirements for such specified period as the Commission determines reasonable and appropriate.

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    Note that this the 1992 "Act" is really only a set of ammendments to the original Title 47 (Telecom act of 1934).

    The relevant portion is here:

    "A cable operator may not require the subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier required by paragraph (7) as a condition of access to video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis."

    This means that it only applies to premium and pay-per-view channels i.e. "offered on a per channel or per program basis."

    Paragraph 7 also is vague enough about the "basic" service they have to offer that AT&T (my provider) can use their "Standard" package ($37.50/mo) as the base. I called them and they said "Sure, buy the $37 standard package and we'll sell ya HBO ala carte." But he wouldn't sell me HBO on top of the $12 "Basic" package, which may or may not be legal.

    Regardless, this means diddly for me, because I couldn't care less about HBO. I just want Comedy Central and Sci-Fi with my broadcast stations.

  93. Re: Trading Spaces (the evils of) by cdrudge · · Score: 2

    Frank can be fun...but can also be a little too "feminine" if you know what I mean.
    Vern (the orinetal looking guy) does have a contempory look and feel. Usually he does something that is related to the orient or at least Feug Shui or how ever you spell it.
    The last guy you are refering is most definitely Doug.

  94. Canada: Telus will be trying something similar by dstone · · Score: 2

    From the Edmonton Journal last month:

    The West's largest telephone company is venturing into the broadcast distribution market.

    Telus Communications applied to the CRTC for a broadcast distribution licence in British Columbia and Alberta. Their proposed system would initially carry 200 channels in 16 cities, including Calgary and Edmonton.

    Canada's broadcast and communications regulator has set November 18th to hear interventions and applications against the move, but so far neither Shaw, Bell, nor any other major cable companies have spoken against Telus' plan.

    The company's proposed distribution system would utilize Telus' extensive telephone network in BC and Alberta. This would enable consumers to pick and choose which channels they want. Currently, satellite lets you do the same thing with more channels, while cable is restricted to a tier system.

    It is expected Telus would start the new service next spring.

  95. What the BBC should do with BBC-AM by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2

    is show it on English TV. No one would ever complain about the license fee again, once they'd seen what a crap channel it becomes when they try to be a commercial station. Endless reruns of stupid home decorating and gardening shows, Parkinson and Graham Norton. The occasional reruns of Monty and Coupling don't even begin to make up for it, and even the good shows are interrupted by barrages of inane advertising.

  96. Re:Dish by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    Since we probably all use computers here we all know how easy it can be to get around those mechanisms.

    That's a non-sequitor. A Dish receiver isn't an open platform, and you have no access to the system beyond the on-screen GUI. Yeah, maybe with $500 worth of gear and alot of time you could hack the smartcard, but why bother when you can get the same thing off the internet for free? And don't tell me you have your PC (an open system) so secured that your kids can't get around your security. There are free programs and services to do that, so the attack cost is much lower here.

    In my scenario I simply remove the smart card from my porn enabled tuner and its nothing but kiddie shows. By Dishs rules I would HAVE to run the same content on all tuners, pay for it on all tuners and then use the parental restriction mechanisms in each tuner to control access.

    The way my Dish account works is that you pay per channel and pay a flat fee per additional receiver - you don't pay per reciever for additional channels (e.g HBO adds, say, $10 to a 3-receiver bill, not $30). They give you parental control mechanisms, but it sounds like you'd just rather have Dish manage the parental controls for you. How important is this to you really that you can't spend ten minutes per receiver to turn off the 49x channels?

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