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Mandated Regulation/Certification for Computer Repair?

josquint asks: "Does the Computer Service/Repair field need to be regulated? This is a question I asked myself after spending a day off from my position as Lead Technician at a local computer shop, in an auto repair shop and a hair salon. In both places, I noted that all the employees had their trade credentials displayed for all customers to see. They are not only displayed as a matter of pride or to gain customer trust (as my A+ and Network Security certificate is) but as a matter of law. This regulation, to me, makes sense. If you're going to pay good money to have your automobile repaired, it better be by someone trained and proficient at doing it (otherwise I might as well do it myself!). Also, there is a matter of safety --an error in repairing a car can easily result in injury or death of quite a few people, so some accountability is needed. The salon regulation, to me at first, seemed like the usual overkill large government regulation. However, it too is a matter of safety to the clients, as the chemicals and equipment (tanning beds especially) can also do harm if used incorrectly. Would you view regulation or mandatory certification as a good thing in the computer repair/installation/maintenance world? What kind of regulation would you like to see, if any? How and at what level would it be implemented and enforced?"

"I personally would like something that requires certain basic certifications for the techs themselves, and possibly something to do with retail shop areas (use of static mats, data backup procedures, etc). And enforced at the State level similar to most small business type codes.

I wouldn't have a problem following some such type of regulation, and probably wouldn't need to do much if anything to make code. I do a fair share of cleaning up after fly-by-night companies/consultants/johnny's-14-year-old nephew-that-really-knows-computers. It costs a lot of the local businesses serious money to replace lost data and sub-standard equipment. I just completed a total system replacement at a clinic that had the system replaced about 2 months ago. It cost them over $10,000 for a system the should have been close to $3,500, but they had to replace the first replacement due to a consultant that had no experience or knowledge in that type of system trying to put one in.

While regulation wouldn't solve everything, I think it might cut down on the riff-raff and wannabes in an industry that many businesses can't do without as they can't do without electricity."

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  1. definitely by twisty7867 · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    If you can't fix my $100 sink without a license, why should you be able to fix my $3000 computer?

    1. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would you actually pay someone to fix your computer? Can't you do it yourself?

    2. Re:definitely by Faggot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because if your $100 sink gives way, you can have $50000+ of water damage to contend with.... whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower.

      For important systems, get certified techs. For Joe Everyman, there's usually no need -- esp. with all the cheap underage (high school) proficient labor around. :)

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    3. Re:definitely by Cutriss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because if your $100 sink gives way, you can have $50000+ of water damage to contend with.... whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower.

      We could argue back and forth about the monetary value of my personal data and files, as well as my user account credentials for online services, which could be damaged/destroyed/compromised if I were to take my system in for service. I'd say that's a fairly large liability, wouldn't you?

      Suppose I run my own legitimate business at home from my computer? That's a pretty hefty burden to deal with if the shop I take my system to screws it up. You could say that it's my responsibility to keep backups of my data, but I'd just as easily say it's the shop's responsibility to make sure that they don't break what isn't already broken. You know...the ol' Hippocratic oath - "First, do no harm."

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    4. Re:definitely by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
      Because if your $100 sink gives way, you can have $50000+ of water damage to contend with....

      Besides, it may violate zoning ordinances or homeowner association rules to have a waterfall running out your front door.

      whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower.

      Oh, I dunno, I suppose it's only a matter of time before you have to get a building permit to construct one of those super dual overclocked PC's with all the lights and stuff.

      "Where's the environmental impact report on waste heat, you can't overclock without one ya know, and don't let anyone catch you watercooling without a master plumber's oversight."

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    5. Re:definitely by spencerogden · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, you data does carry liability, but you can remove all risk by backing up before the work is done. No one should loose more than the cost of their equipment when it is service. If you trust you data to some else who is going to be banging around inside you computer you are going to get in trouble.

    6. Re:definitely by wilburdg · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've worked in PC repair, and I'd like you to show me a single shop out there that doesn't make you sign a nice long release of liability saying "No matter what happens to your data, it isn't our problem"

    7. Re:definitely by Barbarian · · Score: 2

      For important systems, get certified techs. For Joe Everyman, there's usually no need -- esp. with all the cheap underage (high school) proficient labor around. :)

      I'd be willing to be that some of these kids work for less than is legal to get on at the shops, I've known people to "volunteer" at a computer shop for a week when I was in high school, to get hired there. This is why anyone who runs a computer shop doesn't want regs.

    8. Re:definitely by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      We could argue back and forth about the monetary value of my personal data and files
      ..Which is exactly why you should choose how important it is to you, instead of the government choosing for you.

      Your files are important? Then only have competent people work on your computer.

      You can easily just reinstall canned software and don't want to pay $100 labor to have that peripheral added? Then choose less selectively.

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    9. Re:definitely by desertlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you feel the monetary value of your data is worthy of a certified tech, then by all means hire a certified tech. I personally would back up my files and hire cheap labor.
      I really don't think I should be forced to pay for expensive certificates.

    10. Re:definitely by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How much liability has an individual or company that does not adequately protect someone else's data? Does it matter if the data loss occurs because of the physical theft of hardware (e.g. hard drives) or insecure OS's (e.g. worm or Trojan) or the loss of data by a "computer repairperson" (e.g. by accident)? Should "computer repairpersons" be bonded? (I do not think so, but who knows? The answers may be determined by insurance companies.)

    11. Re:definitely by jasonkohles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if you are worried about that (and you don't have backups), then take it to someone who has those certificates, just don't force the rest of us to pay higher taxes so that we can have a 'computer technician licensing enforcement bureau'

    12. Re:definitely by Angst+Badger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could say that it's my responsibility to keep backups of my data.

      Well, yes, that's exactly what I'd say. If you ever give critical data to anyone without having a backup, then you're probably going to screw yourself long before a careless tech has a chance to do so. Of course, if you engage in that kind of negligence while working for someone else, you'll probably be finding work in another field, anyway.

      Personally, I think certifications for computer repair are meaningless. Given that assembling computers is only slightly more complicated than assembling Legos, and the cost of simply replacing a motherboard (or whatever) is often less than the cost of having a tech spend a couple of hours performing diagnostics, the additional cost imposed by "licensed" technicians would be pointless.

      This is for PCs, mind you -- for high end machines like Sun servers or IBM mainframes, the vendor supplies trained technicians and no outside agency would have the expertise necessary to even design a certification program.

      Perhaps more important than any of this is the painfully obvious fact that you can easily have crappy work done on your car in garages full of certified mechanics, and you can get excellent repair work done by shade-tree mechanics. Certification programs exist mainly as a marketing tool and a bar to entry for competitors, and utterly fail to address the main problem with auto mechanics, which is endemic fraud. There is no reason to believe that computer repair -- another field where fraud is endemic -- would be any better served by bogus certifications than the auto repair industry.

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    13. Re:definitely by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      Yes, you data does carry liability, but you can remove all risk by backing up before the work is done.

      Except that if your computer worked well enough to perform a backup, then why are you taking it into the shop in the first place?

      I'd recommend keeping an extra disk on hand from old machine but that is still compatible with your current hardware. If your machine breaks down swap in the old disk and make them fix it with that disk in place - instead of the disk that has your live data.

      Another significant reason to do this (and IMHO another ripe area for regulation) is that you aren't giving the guy in the repair shop access to your data which potentially could have trade secrets, software still in development, your pr0n collection, your stock portfolio, who knows what else that the tech could then use to blackmail you with making public or otherwise profit from.

      Just give him your machine with the swapped in old disk formatted with just the base OS.

    14. Re:definitely by Asic+Eng · · Score: 5, Insightful
      One of the differences between fields like auto repair, hair dressing etc and computers, is the pace of change. There is of course change in all these fields, but if you've been trained as an auto mechanic 5 years ago, you should still have the required skills today. (Even though you may have to read up on some things.)

      For a computer tech that's probably no longer the case. Unless he stayed in the field and continued his training, his knowledge is now up to date.

      Also for car repair or hair dressing you need motoric skills (welding, cutting precisely etc) - once learned they can probably be adapted for new styles, or new tools fairly quickly. For the computer field that's usually not the case - unless you want to get deep into using soldering irons, the motoric side is trivial - what's important is to be able to pick up new knowledge quickly and to understand complex systems. Something which is very difficult to measure with certifications. They are only checking a snapshot of current (and soon out of date) knowledge.

      Setting up a certification body, which then has to continually update the skill set measured is going to be a lot more difficult, in this case.

      The best computer techs are often students, who know a lot of about computers and are quick to pick up new knowledge. They are good in that field because of these skills, and because they have these skills they will not stay in that field. They are training for other professions, and won't have time for getting these certifications.

      So what I'm worried about, is that these certifications will effectively preclude the best suited people from actually working in the field, removing a good job for students to earn money for their tuition, and will not noticeably raise the minimum standards either.

    15. Re:definitely by Mantrid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't worry a stupid computer tech that paid for a certificate and fudged his way through a few tests can just as easily accomplish this feat!

      And one has to wonder - would a State Regulated computer tech licensing firm have trained the tech in the particular backup software you were utilising?

    16. Re:definitely by varith · · Score: 2

      What licensing is *supposed* to do is to let customers be assured that the person you are choosing *is* competent. If you could judge correctly someone's competence then you probably don't need them to do the repair. Nor do these licensing requirement usually prevent you from choosing an unlicensed person. I can have my friend Joe fix my car if I like, but he cannot advertise himself as an auto repairman without certification.

    17. Re:definitely by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

      There are a bunch of analogies flying around comparing computer technicians to engineers and doctors.

      If you want that level of service, you'll have to pay for it.

      What is the technician supposed to do when working on your machine? take your machine, extract the HDD, take an image of it, make a backup of that image just in case the first one fails, then boot your machine and realize the problem is a 5-second fix because the boot sector was toasted by faulty antivirus software?

      Then they can send you a bill for $5k for the hour's work, citing the cost of mal-practice insurance and the costs of being certified by a professional body.

    18. Re:definitely by Daytona955i · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would you pay someone to fix your car... can't you do that yourself?

      Different people know different things. Just because most people on slashdot grew up playing with computers doesn't mean other people have. I personally would not need a computer repair service. But when your profession is something other than computers you may not be able to install windows or format a hard drive or even install a network card.

      My future mother in law (one of the few people who I will help with windows problems) managed to set up a wireless network without too much trouble but I advised her as to what she would need to get and the basics of what she needed to do. However, everytime she booted into windows she got a missing file because of a program that when removed, didn't remove all the way. Something she just learned to deal with but took me all of about 5-10 minutes to track down and fix. Would I expect her to know how to go into the system registry and delete the references to the old program? (that's what was wrong with it though the error said to check the system.ini file)

      But then again your just an AC posting an obvious troll question.
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    19. Re:definitely by PunchMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately, I could show you a few... but those were a few years ago. I hope everyone else learned from their mistakes :-)

      We would of course tell everyone in advance, and when it came to reformatting someones drive to reinstall windows, 9 out of 10 people would say "Yeah, go ahead, it's just the kids games anyways".

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    20. Re:definitely by josquint · · Score: 2

      We've got at least 3 in our little area of 30sq miles ... I checked...

    21. Re:definitely by sfe_software · · Score: 2

      A better question is .... why don't they back it up before they work on it and possibly fuck it up?

      I did warranty repairs on Gatway PCs for a short-term contract. Before the PC was shipped to us, the user had to sign a paper, with one of two items checked:

      [_] I have already backed up my data and you can fdisk/format blah blah
      [_] Please back up my data and charge me $outrageous_fee

      About 5 (out of some 500) chose the backup option, and we just snagged certain file types/locations (My Documents, etc) in another PC and burned them to a CD.

      We of course only charged the fee if a format was necessary, but since the majority of the "repairs" we had were Windows issues -- and we weren't allowed to spend time trouble-shooting that -- we just popped a restore disc in the machine and rebooted.

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    22. Re:definitely by sfe_software · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd recommend keeping an extra disk on hand from old machine...

      Better yet, I'd recommend making sure the shop you take the machine to is reputable, and knows what they are doing (and understands the value of your data). Make sure they know not to touch your data without calling you first with backup options, etc.

      Another significant reason to do this (and IMHO another ripe area for regulation) is that you aren't giving the guy in the repair shop access to your data...

      I think any reputable shop won't go browsing through your pr0n or email. Again, research the shop first. Talk to the shop manager, or at least the person who's going to dig into the box. Or if it's a bigger shop, read their policies.

      There is no need for regulation in my opinion. There are plenty of users who's data doesn't mean squat to them, and these users won't care to pay the extra fees to compensate for having to have "licenced PC repair persons". Like with anything else, some shops will be of higher quality and integrity than others. You get what you pay for...

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    23. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Your files are important? Then only have competent people work on your computer.

      Exactly!

      I too fix dozens of computers every month for people who had their friend who "really knows computers" work on it, and the work ranges from slightly to extraordinarily incompetent in most cases. Businesses get roped into bad deals with incompetent computer techs, too, and it's entirely preventable.

      Some steps to ensure the integrity of your data;

      1. Ensure that this is a reputable business location. Visit the location in person. Is it a garage/basement/spare bedroom/dingy concrete box with a desk and a DSL line? If so, you probably don't want to do business with them. If you want to help out the little guy, take it with a grain of salt.
      2. If they are in a professional location - does it LOOK professional? Do they have a clean location, or a dingy store with piles of old junker computers and dusty peripherals as big as small appliances?
      3. Check their vendor's permit. Find out how long they've been in business. (At the very least, ensure that they have a gov't approved vendor's permit available on display)
      4. Ask questions. I can't emphasize this enough - ask questions.
        • How long have you been doing this?
        • Have you worked at and/or operated any other businesses recently?
        • What do you know about {insert system configuration here}?
        • What are your labour rates? (Hint: established, knowledgeable businesses will tend to have firm, hourly labour rates. Joe Computer Guy will work for a coffee, a cheeseburger, 'like 20 bucks', etc.)
        • How long have you been in this location?
        • What steps would you take to ensure the integrity of my data?
        • What type of warranty do you offer?
        • Do you guarantee your labour? How?
        If the company wants your business, they'll take the time to answer your questions and make you feel confident. Some will even invite you, if you don't feel comfortable, to take your business elsewhere. If they seem like they really, REALLY want your business, be wary.
      5. Talk to neighboring businesses, friends, aquaintances - anybody in the area who may have dealt with this establishment and ensure they're on the up and up. Word of mouth can come in really handy.

        There are any number of things you can do to ensure that you can trust the people you're leaving your computer with; a lot of which can be asessed in about 30 seconds when you walk in the door. Caveat Emptor has to apply, and if people are going to blindly trust someone on their word (hint; smooth talkers aren't neccesarily the best people for the job!), then IMNSHO they deserve whatever perils they may encounter.

        I have real trouble symapthizing with someone who entrusted their computer to a 14 year old whiz-kid and wound up losing all their data and had components blow up on them shortly afterwards. Even businesses who aren't computer savvy should be able to recognize a snake-oil salesman when they see one coming. They should also have a firm contract, reveiwed by their lawyer if they're large enough to warrant, that spells out exactly what the technician will and will not do, and gives timeframes for completion of work. All too often I've seen incompetent contractors charging hourly rates for weeks on end for a three day job, just because they can't figure it out. Are you paying for someone's learning curve? Have someone stay in the room with them and see what they're donig. If they're reading manuals more than they're working, or if you hear an excess of profanity with little positive result, chances are you're funding their mis-education.

        I really don't want to see government, who (from personal experience) have clue #0 about information technology, mandating certification levels for computer stores. While it would be nice to see much of our local competition shut down, it would also add a lot of additional headache to an otherwise low margin, slumping industry.

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    24. Re:definitely by thoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whew, good thing all the software you use on your super valuable personal data is guarenteed to work and never corrupt your information. I mean, that would be a huge liability you are protected from, thankfully.

      NOT

    25. Re:definitely by sfe_software · · Score: 2

      ...but that doesn't help me at all when I do business with a small business on the net who hired some dipshit to do their online store but didn't properly secure my database and suddenly someone is using my credit card number to buy lingerie for hookers...

      Well, you should know the risks, and only give such information to reputable vendors. Giving your debit card number to random sites, is asking for trouble.

      I have a much bigger problem with (for example) Pizza places who, as you read each 4-digit block to them on the phone, they read it aloud back to you. In a public store, where anyone can over-hear.

      Or stores who print the CC# on the receipt (this is becoming more rare, luckily). Back in the day, it was all too easy to find receipts at gas stations ("pay at the pump") with customers' card numbers on them. Most now ask if you want a receipt, and don't include those details, so it's getting better.

      My point is, you have to be careful no matter what you do. If you choose reputable vendors (online or off), you can be confident that they have in fact hired competent contractors to handle their computer and CC processing needs.

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    26. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      What is the technician supposed to do when working on your machine? take your machine, extract the HDD, take an image of it, make a backup of that image just in case the first one fails, then boot your machine and realize the problem is a 5-second fix because the boot sector was toasted by faulty antivirus software?

      Then they can send you a bill for $5k for the hour's work, citing the cost of mal-practice insurance and the costs of being certified by a professional body.

      Don't forget the contract lawyer who writes and verifies the contracts that assure the customer that you will not maintain a copy of their data for a prolonged period of time, that you do not insure the integrity of the data from the moment they leave your location, that you will not view or use their data, ...

      Of course, along with mal-practise insurance you also have to figure in about $5k/year in re-training, plus certification costs for each and every employee. "What, that's LAST YEAR'S A+?!?"

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    27. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      I'd be willing to be that some of these kids work for less than is legal to get on at the shops, I've known people to "volunteer" at a computer shop for a week when I was in high school, to get hired there. This is why anyone who runs a computer shop doesn't want regs.

      Two points;

      1. There are legitimate co-operative education programs in effect all over North America. If one doesn't exist, inquire about it at your guidance office.
      2. Please don't paint with such a wide brush. We've never used under-aged or unqualified labour, nor have we ever paid less than fair market value for labour (contracted or hourly).
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    28. Re:definitely by dbrutus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, computer shops (at least the large ones) would want licensing because the cost would drive a bunch of their competitors out of the business. Licensing is often used as a barrier to entry to keep out competition and artificially raise prices. This happens often with hair care and taxis. I'd hate to add computer repair to the list.

    29. Re:definitely by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      Of course, plumbing errors at the Three Gorges complex or Hoover dam might bring the analogy back in balance compared to computer errors in banking et al.

      Let's face it, this really is about small systems like PCs and not multi-million dollar systems that have always been serviced by vendor certified technicians. Bringing in large, mission critical systems is pretty much a red herring.

    30. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Except that if your computer worked well enough to perform a backup, then why are you taking it into the shop in the first place?

      If your data is that important, you've been backing up regularly, so the point is moot.

      While your computer is in the shop, you can rest assured because you've got a library of tapes, CD-R[W]s, etc. with your data - integrity checked - stored safely in a lock box.

      I'd recommend keeping an extra disk on hand from old machine but that is still compatible with your current hardware. If your machine breaks down swap in the old disk and make them fix it with that disk in place - instead of the disk that has your live data.

      People who aren't savvy enough to repair their own systems probably shouldn't uninstall their hard disk drive (which, as has already been pointed out, is the most likely source of the problem in the first place), letalone install a different drive before taking the machine for repair.

      Probably the most common problem I've encountered with people who repair their own computers is the ignorance of the ZIF (Zero Insertion Force) concept, which will result in bent, broken, or crossed pins (which can/will cause electrical shorts, possibly permanently damaging components).

      I never reccomend that any of our computer illiterate customers open their own PCs (warranty issues notwithstanding). This isn't to supplement our bottom line; in fact, quite the opposite. If our customers were to service their own machines, we'd likely sell more parts (replacing damaged parts) and charge labour for their installation on top of the initial issue.

      Another significant reason to do this (and IMHO another ripe area for regulation) is that you aren't giving the guy in the repair shop access to your data which potentially could have trade secrets, software still in development, your pr0n collection, your stock portfolio, who knows what else that the tech could then use to blackmail you with making public or otherwise profit from.

      There are already laws concerning this; blackmail is illegal already and can find the tecnician in federal prison, not just having their license revoked. If you've got sensitive data on your system and are worried about it, draft a contract and have them sign it.

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    31. Re:definitely by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      I have to agree with both people. Certification is not going to take care of alot of shady businesses. Does certification help with a lot of auto repair garages? No.

      Do VCR repair men have to be Governement Certified? A badly put together computer is no more dangerous than a VCR. A car can be very dangerous, so it makes sense to certify technicians. A computer does not need it.

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    32. Re:definitely by Reziac · · Score: 2

      OTOH, some of the best clone shops are so damned busy with repeat customers, that they don't have time to maintain a showroom, so the storefront is always full of half-unpacked boxes. But the *work* area is organised (even if it looks chaotic to the untrained eye) and they always know exactly what's where.

      I do house calls almost exclusively (man, the places people stuff computers into -- I swear they studied at the Obstacle Course school of interior decorating), so I don't even have a shop as such. The rare drop-off gets fixed in my personal work area.

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    33. Re:definitely by Aerog · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, I made the mistake of getting my computer "serviced" by the monkeys at CompuSmart. Although now I've realised what a stupid move that was (Stupid Mistake #2), I all together too well remember their "we take no responsibility for anything that may happen to your system while in the shop" clause. I mean, it was probably meant to apply to data, but they seemed to mean that they would fix what the immediate problem was, and if something else got broken, then it isn't their fault.

      I had a motherboard go because the power supply from Stupid Mistake #1 (buying from them) fried it. They were simply supposed to replace the motherboard and give it back. 3 weeks later, they got around to getting the new board in and I got the system back. The first thing I noticed, however, was that the network card didn't exactly (as we in the industry say). . . .work. Of course, I brought this to their attention when the chip was found to be physically burned (because of their half-assed job) and they told me that it was something I did. Right, I caused the NIC to fail by having it sit on their shop table for almost a month. I guess you could say it was my fault because I gave it to them in the first place. However I've found a shop that's very good about stuff like this, and has never given me any problems since, so there will be no Stupid Mistake #3.

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    34. Re:definitely by kesuki · · Score: 2

      Dell instructed me to pull the hard drive from my inspiron prior to servicing it... so that my data would be safe.

    35. Re:definitely by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      You could say that it's my responsibility to keep backups of my data

      Yes, I could, and if you hadn't, I would have.

      To continue the sink analogy, whilst you can back up your data, you can't backup your house or its contents. That's why you get insurance, so you don't have to pay to replace everything if it's stolen or damaged, eg by flooding from that faulty sink.

      Similarly, doctors pledge to do no harm because you can't just restore a person's backup if you botch an operation and maim or kill them.

      On the other hand, while you can backup your data, I'd be amazed if you could actually insure it, and even if you could, it's highly unlikely that you could just pay to replace it. Two carpets are very much the same - differnt colours, different textures, but both do the same basic job, and are essentially interchangeable. Two data are not - what good to me is your bank account details say, if it's mine that I need?

      Before you ask, no, I don't back up my data either, but then none of it is really important. If I was running a business, then hell yes, I'd make regular backups - anyone who doesn't is a fool.

    36. Re:definitely by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      No, I'm not that into anti-nuclear hysteria. The death toll for Three Gorges (when it's built) breaking would run in the hundreds of thousands, possibly millions in one great wall of water while the actual projected death toll at Chernobyl (a plant with no containment, a dangerous design, purposefully disengaged safety systems, and a flawed testing suite) is less and can be lowered with further cleanup efforts (now that the area is going capitalist, they're more likely to have that money).

      Three Gorges v. Three Mile Island? It wouldn't even be close.

    37. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      I am with you 100%, however, people tend to like to overly generalize. I have worked in the industry for 10 years now and just started my own company. It is almost like the dingy room DSL line scene painted above :P. We all have to start some where.

      Sorry, I hope you don't feel I was over-generalizing; I was trying to clarify a point, namely that if people are overly concerned with the store they're visiting, they could use some of my suggestions to become more comfortable with the business they're preparing to deal with. You'll note that I also mentioned using small computer stores and taking them with a grain of salt. My employer started in a home office, then moved to a small office above a grocery store, and eventually found his way to a store front. The problem, however, is the fact that small computer shops running in a low-overhead environment are a dime a dozen, and there's no guarantee that someone who's been running in a "Box With DSL" for three months is qualified, educated, or experienced, or that they'll still be there in a week when you try to find them for a follow-up job (or to fix the job they didn't fix in the first place). As a matter of fact, we replaced a "box with DSL" store with a ... less than qualified individual, and through months of hard work, determination, and convincing took over all of his former customers in the building and repaired his less than adequate work. (I'll spare the gory details; but believe me, there are a lot of them).

      As someone else already alluded to; if the store has a decent location and/or television commercials they "must be doing something right". Moreover, they have more interest (more to loose) by shutting down the location, and are generally more trackable/accountable to the customer base.

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    38. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Talk to neighboring businesses??? Forget the drugs, you are insane. I'm not looking for someone to act as surrogate mother for my future baby -- I want a freakin' computer repaired.

      We were talking about people who don't want to get their data corrupted. If all you want is to get "a freakin' computer repaired" and you don't care about your data (in which case, why are you responding to this article?) you can go to any Joe Tech and pay $20/hour for whatever labour he may give you.

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    39. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Of course I know more about computers now than when I was 14, but I was very proficient. If I had something I didn't know how to do, I gave it to somebody else who was more proficient. I didn't charge a lot of money, but i wasn't expecting much.

      Again, we have a case of 'exception vs. rule'. Can you attest to all 14 year olds being both proficient enough not to cause equipment damage or data loss, and having the humility to say "I don't know what I'm doing" and hand problems off to someone more qualified/experienced? In my experience, and having worked in a high school with a little over 700 students I feel I'm qualified to say this - no, they do not.

      I was also an experienced, knowledgeable 14 year old who already had 5 years' worth of experience, but I couldn't (and for very good reason) directly get work to do; I had to do it behind an exising company, who took responsibility for both my continued training and my actions should I screw up (which 14 year olds with 5 years of experience tinkering tend to do more often than 40 year olds with 20 years worth of professional experience - regardless of how good you were)

      And if people had common sense, the government wouldn't have to mandate certification levels.

      We've already seen (and discussed) countless examples of how and why government certification mandates don't work anyways, but yes, if common sense were actually more 'common', thuere are innumerable problems with this world that would dissapear.

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    40. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      The point, again, that I'm trying to bring out is the difference between establishment (it's a "long standing" company) vs knowledge (DMA is "Directy Memory Access". It allows things, such as your new sound card, to transfer memory between your applications, and the sound card, without needing to use your processor. This makes it much more efficient, and makes it so it doesn't slow down your computer while playing music or sounds).

      My questions weren't designed for a computer savvy person to ask a technician, they were designed to comfort computer illiterates who were taking their computer to a shop for repairs.

      Computer newbies won't know what DMA IS, letalone know they should/might ask it of the technicians. Of course, the technician could also fake their way through technical Q&A to a newbie. For example; "DMA is an industry acronym meaning Dormant Material Application - this is just a term describing the type of sillicon used in the processors, where some of it exists to pad the space between transistors." I could explain that, for example, to my mother and she'd likely shake her head, raise a hand and say "Whoa whoa.. You lost me - nevermind!" (she doesn't understand technical terminology, nor does she care to; she's an accountant. She understands MS Office, StarOffice, ACCPAC, QuickBooks, Quicken, ... ). If they were told differently by another tech/store, how are they to know who's telling the truth?

      Are computer illiterates expected to prepare a technical quiz to bring to their repair shops before they'll entrust the computer to them? Even if they do - what about book smart types who are all but useless in a practical environment? I personally know atleast three people who can rhyme off each of the IRQs used in a standard PC and what their base functionality is, along with physical (base) memory addresses and ranges and their utility. However, I wouldn't trust him much further than a basic Windows installation in practise, and in the operations centre of even a small LAN is the last place I want to see them.

      As to the answers you gave to the questions - excellent. I'd certainly trust you (then and now) with my computer. However, back then I likely wouldn't have entrusted you with a corporate LAN, even a moderately sized company LAN. Many computer techs I've dealt with (not for myself) aren't able to answer those questions with any degree of reason.

      The questions were off the top of my head; they're by no means any sort of official screening process - just a few ideas to get the person into the mindset that "My computer is important, I should do atleast a little investigation before I leave it with someone". The most important thing is how you feel about the people who are going to be working on your system. Can you talk to the techs, or do they hide in the back and leave you with the sales people? Does the store give you the feeling that they know what they're doing, or is it an airbrushed location with slick salespeople and no foundation?

      Word of mouth and the experience of people you know is an invaluable tool when selecting a technician (which is why I suggested talking to other people and neighboring businesses). I take my car to my current mechanic because my good friend has been using him for nearly 15 years, and his family used him even before that. He's good at what he does, he's honest (quit scoffing; he is!), and he's always treated me fairly. He gives me discounts and nominal things at no charge because I'm a loyal customer. (Things like free bulbs for brake lights, turn signals, free top-ups of some of my fluids, he waives some labour charges, etc.).

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    41. Re:definitely by budgenator · · Score: 2

      Try keeping sensitive data on a linux machine and use Samba to make it available to the windozers over the LAN. Everything is in one place for easy backup.

      Eventualy somebody is going to click ok instead of cancel and wipe out the OS with some buggy windows program. but at least the data will be safe. Then you can load the dos 5.0/ dos 6.62upgrade then windows 3.10 then windows 95 upgrade then windows 98 upgrade then windows ME upgrade ect... while the boss screams "don't lose my data!"

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    42. Re:definitely by budgenator · · Score: 2

      I guess next time you'll use a little bit of that $438 K grant to keep multiple backup. and make sure the tech is trained on your system. Actualy the more I think about it the high my hookey meter goes up. Didn't your sys admin keep an eye on the guy while here was working on his baby, or did everybody in IT with any real brains jump ship all at once, leaving only a newbee's to try and cope.

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  2. certification? by chimpo13 · · Score: 5, Funny


    Computer certification would be GREAT! We've all seen that there's no dishonest mechanics.

    1. Re:certification? by dnoyeb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Too True, mechanics are no smarter because they display a certificate.

      As one who fixes his own car, _EVERY TIME_ someone else works on it, they mess something up. If I didnt fix my own computer, I am sure I would see the same.

      A certificate is just a piece of paper that reflects a persons reputation. It does not reflect knowledge or skill.

      if you screw up, you can loose your certificate, but its too late for those who trusted that it had value in the first place.

    2. Re:certification? by CaseyB · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True enough. An auto mechanic will *always* find a problem. Usually several. Even when the car is in fact in perfect running order.

    3. Re:certification? by starX · · Score: 2

      You hit the nail on the head. In most cases, we're not talking about competancy at ALL. It's purely a matter of honesty and responsibility. Lets face it, on the common place windows system, 9 times out of 10 the simplest solution is the 3 "r's"; Re-partition, re-format, re-install. Any shop that doesn't tell you up front to back up your data ahead of time because they may need to RRR your machine is being irresponsible. At best they should give you a phone call before they do so. This is something that certification would not help guarantee.

      Along similar lines, certification will not keep irresponsible or immoral techs from using your computer as if it were there own. I know a lot of people who get their computers back loaded with other email accounts, dial up services, and in some cases even heafty software packages. I think the coup de gras was the tale of a friend of mine; he went to pick up his computer aftr having a new harddrive and ethernet card installed, and the guy at the place couldn't find it. After searcging for 1/2 hour, the clerk found it under a tech's desk, complete with dirt foot print on case. I can't say whether or not they were A+ certified, but everyone who thinks that being so imbues an individual with a sense of scrupulousness or responsibility raise your hand?

      I see certification as a way of making more of these problems. Requiring certification would cut down on the number of shops, but that in no way promises that all of them will be the bad ones. If you're really that worried; make a back up, and make sure thatthe shop is insured. And as always, whether it's your car, your computer, or even your physical body, whenever a major operation is suggested, get a second opinion.

      Cerufication is by no means an effect substitute to heading to sound advice: caveat emptor.

    4. Re:certification? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      The question is whether government intervention would solve the problem or not. If they are a good size shop chances are good that they will be able to afford to pay for the training necessary to get certified, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they will start taking pride in their work. A smaller shop, or someone that does repair work part time, on the other hand, might decide to simply get out of the business despite the fact that they are actually good at fixing computers.

      Not that it matters. Computers no longer cost thousands of dollars to replace. Pretty soon only idiots are going to want their computers repaired. Smart folks will simply have good backups. When something goes wrong they will march down to WalMart and buy a new machine.

    5. Re:certification? by zurab · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A certificate is just a piece of paper that reflects a persons reputation. It does not reflect knowledge or skill.

      What reputation? A certificate is simply a piece of paper stating that someone attended or completed some half-assed course he took at who-knows what establishment that makes money giving out these pieces of paper.

      I don't think legally requiring some certification to repair Joe Sixpack's PC is (a) feasible, or (b) will improve anything, including responsibility. If anything, it will make simple PC repairs more expensive, and they'll make you sign off your firstborn when you take in the PC for a repair. For businesses, it makes sense to have service agreements with companies that are, e.g., Sun certified, or HP certified, etc. Private sector handles it fine. However, for mass market there are no benefits, and most of all, no incentive.

      Comparing this to plumbing (like many posts do) is a disaster. Obviously, it's not well thought through. Realize that in any kind of construction, real estate job, there are many more interests involved. These are - land owners, banks and credit institutions, architects, one or more construction companies, property management companies, the city, lessors, lessees... all this is big business and a lot of liability. Legally required certification in these cases provide for defined responsibilities, reduce risk (or at least expose risk), lower deviation in prices, and create a plain field for somewhat competitive market, among other things. In a simple scenario, if a plumber screws up and ends up damaging your property, not only have you suffered, but potentially your neighbors, your property management company, the city, and the bank who gave you the mortgage. If banks cannot rely on, or know the risk and liability of property repairs (e.g. electrician burns down the whole house), they would have to incorporate that risk in their services.

      No such interests exist when repairing Joe Sixpack's PC. Usually what you are dealing with is a $600 (or less) computer and a more or less simple problem. The data on the computer consists of few mp3s, couple of documents, some e-mails, and a lot of porn. In other words, nothing remotely close to a multi-billion dollar business. Therefore, no support for legislation.

    6. Re:certification? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have my favorite mechanic that is NOT certified.
      and he is the best there is within a 500 mile radius. He fixes things right the first time, does it fairly and honestly. and I'm not the only person that feels this way, his walls of the office are papered with letters from happy customers, and if you look at the dates they are no older than 4 months, except for a few gem's that are framed... and if you want to see the boxes of old praise letters he has just ask..

      it is not REQUIRED for you to be a certified mechanic. you have to notify the customer that you are NOT certified.

      Me? I'll stick with my non-certified mechanic, and hiring non-certified IT professionals.. I dont get burned by making them demonstrate their abilities instead of trusing some piece of paper.

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    7. Re:certification? by chimpo13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True, but they can presumably have their cert taken off them if they are shown to be incompetent or blatantly rip people off or do unsafe work etc etc.

      That doesn't happen with mechanics, so why should it happen to computer technicians?

      I was a junior greasemonkey for about a year at a shop with a good reputation. The owner of that shop did a lot of horrible things that still haunt me even though I quit 3 years ago.

      One of my ASE certifications is for manual transmissions. I don't trust myself to work on those (and sadly they're hardly used anymore), but I passed the test.

      And with a dishonest mechanic, things aren't going to get any better. Shops that charge $500 to replace a valve cover (on a car from the 70s). It's a 2 minute job. We didn't do that, that's just a dishonest mechanic with ASE certification.

      I really don't think computer certification for computer techs is going to mean anything.

    8. Re:certification? by ortholattice · · Score: 4, Insightful
      1Timothy6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil:which while some coveted after,they have erred from the faith

      Yeah, I hate auto mechanics who love money. Damn them.

      Ecclesiastes 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

    9. Re:certification? by WNight · · Score: 2

      They'd also clean up their act pretty quickly if you'd testify that they damaged the computer and encourage your customer to sue them. Small claims court is quick and easy, but enough of that will cause them to re-think their policy.

      Even a written deposition would probably be enough for small-claims court.

    10. Re:certification? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 2

      Not to mention, this sort of "required" certification would lock out a lot of entry postions. If I had been required to be "certified" before I got my first PC assembly position 15 or so years ago, I wouldn't be in the industry today. I was a minimum-wage learner, eventually took the Assembly position from my trainer when he moved on to bigger and better things, and got my start learning about computers the most timely, efficient way I know how. With my OWN HANDS AND EYES.

      Curriculem in college back then was far behind the curve of the industry then. Only the people who learned how to get the knowledge on their OWN really were efficient.

      The cheapskate boss I had never would have paid for my certification, and I KNOW I wouldn't be able to. IMHO, most professional certification is a way for current professionals to "close the door behind them" and make it prohibitive for those with low incomes to follow them to prosperity.

      I'm a conservative by the way, so don't take that last comment as bleeding-heartish. I just happen to be a conservative that not only believes in people earning their own way up the ladder, but not taking the ladder away from them.

      (actually I'm an Objectivist, but that's a bit more complex than I want to explain here :) )

      I particularly like the concept of demonstrated abilities. I got my current position through a temp service that later tried to sell me A+ training. In my experience, it would not have been of use to me, because customers won't be able to see it, and managers know better.

      Of course, we refer to MSCE's as "Microsoft Certified Solitaire Experts", so my work environment's opinion of "certification" might be a different one than your own.

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    11. Re:certification? by shyster · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Wrong, you must be from the east side or some shit. The three R's are retry, reboot and reinstall. The 3 R's usually work well on windows systems. Really if something doesn't work and you retry it lots of times it'll work, if that doesnt do it, reboot. Rebooting seems to solve 90% of windows problems.

      You guys need a certification in something...but computers ain't it. Reinstall is the absolute LAST option, only to be used when you're (a) out of options, or (b) know the fix would take longer than rebuilding the machine. Not entirely true on corporate machines that have disk images and automated app installs, but then they don't bring their PC's to the shop, do they?

      Why can't you just find the problem and fix it? Is it that difficult? If it is, perhaps you should look for a new line of work, instead of leaving competent techs like myself to clean up after you or trying to explain why you formatted someone's PC (and usually screwed it up even more by losing data, settings, or not installing drivers, etc) for no reason.

    12. Re:certification? by starX · · Score: 2

      Actually, I meant when you had isolated that there was in fact a problem. Keep in mind we're not talking about some server that has to stay up 24/7, we're talking about mom and pop's new desktop. Believe me, I am well aware of how to solve 90% of problems on windows. For the other 10%, it's usually not worth the hassle.

    13. Re:certification? by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Not that it matters. Computers no longer cost thousands of dollars to replace. Pretty soon only idiots are going to want their computers repaired. Smart folks will simply have good backups. When something goes wrong they will march down to WalMart and buy a new machine.

      That became a non-issue years ago. I'd be surprised if even 1% of computer shops 'repair' computer components; that's what RMA is for. When we find a faulty component, we replace it. If it's covered under warranty, we send it away. If not, we bill them. But why would a person with $900 worth of quality (read; not WalMart) components spend money on a completely new system when they could get away with a $100 component card and an hour's labour?

      Moreover, many problems that are encountered are software driven. What part do you replace to make KaZaA, Outlook, Netscape, or your favourite game load again, or to remove the virus infiltration?

      Software issues aren't so easily solved. Formatting is all well and good, but it can't make short work of re-installing and re-configuring dozens of software packages, and re-configuring environment settings for multiple users, or ... Moreover, we still have to find and back up all required data, so there are still applicable labour charges.

      I'm sure people said the same thing as you about automobile repairs at some time or another, but we still pay to have them fixed. Sometimes it just costs more to replace the unit when you consider the hidden, after the fact costs involved.

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    14. Re:certification? by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      but I myself have never had any complaints, and I have had many repeat customers. Perhaps my methods are less noble than yours, but they certainly serve my customers and myself well enough

      There is a fundamental problem with this notion. When people bring their computer to you, you are put into a position of trust. You are their authority over what needs to be done with their machine. These people don't understand that 99% of computer problems can be fixed (with varying degrees of difficulty), so they take you at your word.

      When you tell these people that they will just have to grin and bear through re-installing all of their applications and re-configuring the settings it took them months to learn they could change in the first place - many of them will believe you. Why? Because they have no choice. It's your duty to give them the choice; to service their computer properly and professionally, or at the very least to inform them that they have a choice.

      I hate to bandy a cliche about, but you, sir, are the reason so many people are calling for standards in our industry. When best effort isn't even made, it gives other technicians a bad name.

      You may have had many repeat customers thanks to your "RRR" methodology, but I've gained dozens upon dozens of customers - individual and business alike - due to people like you. Usually it takes time to gain their confidence because of it, I might add.

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    15. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      There are a couple other differences between auto mechanics and computer techs:

      As a general rule, the customer doesn't muck about with the car the moment the mechanic goes out of sight. The mechanical parts of a car just aren't that readily accessable. Frex, you can't just hit a switch and delete the brakes.

      Whereas with a personal computer, gods know what random things the customer does to it after your back is turned -- after all, the hapless computer's software is all instantly available to anyone who touches the keyboard. And it's truly amazing what a cat walking on the keyboard can delete.

      With a car, if the mechanic messes up fixing the brakes, people can die as a direct result.

      Whereas with a computer, if the tech messes up, it can produce a lot of inconvenience or cost a business money, but outside of medical-control situations, it's not likely to kill anyone. (And one would hope that whoever sets up mission-critical systems is exceedingly fussy about who touches the system, certified or not.)

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    16. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Well, mine won't, but I've got a remarkably honest mechanic. And he's too damned busy with legit business to have time to rip anyone off.

      A few years ago one of the local TV news programs did a little check on computer repair shops. They reversed the HD cable on an otherwise-healthy system, so naturally the machine would hang at bootup. Then they took this machine to three different shops, and surreptitiously filmed each transaction:

      Two were major chains (IIRC, one was CompUSA, and I forget who the other was but it might have been Fry's). One proclaimed the HD was dead and wanted to replace it. The other said the motherboard was bad and wanted to replace it. The estimates for the work were in the $100-$150 range.

      The third was a hole-in-the-wall Korean clone shop that's been in business for 8-10 years. The tech said "Oh, some moron probably put the cable on backwards," opened it up, swapped the cable on the spot, and handed the system back in full working order -- at no charge.

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    17. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I couldn't agree more. "RRR" is, in my book, an absolute last resort. In fact, I take it as a point of pride that I *fix* Windows, I do NOT reinstall it.

      The whole object of repairing a client's system is to AVOID data loss. Yeah, RRR means you can treat all repairs the same, so it's faster and easier for the tech (and likely the better course in some corporate environments), but it sure is not my idea of good customer service for a personal system.

      I've only done an RRR on ONE client's system (and *never* on one of my own), and then only because it was a used box with a lot of issues; I could have salvaged it, but that wasn't a wise course due to HD corruption, and the client agreed that he'd prefer a fresh start. (I *did* save all his own programs and documents.)

      BTW, if you haven't seen WinDriverBackup, it sure does make life easier. Free personal and inexpensive pro versions available from jermar.com. (Doesn't like older Win95 setups much, but otherwise works great.)

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    18. Re:certification? by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      The majority of the time, consumers have borked thier installation. When the computer no longer boots, what do you do? While there are many things that can fix software, there are also many times that a Reinstall is required. This is even worse when you have to do it over the phone.

      Take for instance, the computer has many glitches. All hardware tests fine. A clean imaged drive works fine. The customer insists on installing 5 year old printers on the computer that is running XP. They have Kazaa, and whatever else on there. regardless of what you do, they are going to bork it again.

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    19. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      True -- and that's when after I get everything cleaned up, I explain to them that if they do Such Bad Things to their computer, it IS going to break again, and it will cost them money to re-fix it. If they don't like spending money on a regular basis, they stop doing Such Bad Things to their hapless box. If they don't mind paying me to regularly unbork it -- well, that's their choice.

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    20. Re:certification? by starX · · Score: 2

      When best effort isn't even made, it gives other technicians a bad name.

      And when did I ever say that I wasn't making things perfectly clear? How often are you 100% sure that you have removed every trace of a virus? How about every nasty little line in the registry? What about every single character in a config file?

      Let me turn this around; You give technicians like ME a bad name. Your approach leads people to think that techs like to sit on their hands for days while nothing happens, and then when other problems creep up, we obviously didn't do our jobs right.

      When you tell these people that they will just have to grin and bear through re-installing all of their applications and re-configuring the settings it took them months to learn they could change in the first place - many of them will believe you. Why? Because they have no choice.

      This is laughably stupid. I have never told anyone they would have to "grin and bear it." And I resent the implication that I would ever leave anyone in such a position. I don't know what kind of unscrupulous character you may have, but when I do RRR someone's machine, I make damned sure that it is working normally. Why? For the simple reason that if they could do this on their own, they wouldn't bring it to me in the first place.

      As for their options, I describe to them in plain terms exactly whats wrong, and present them with their options. Again, I cannot say what sort of people you are dealing with, or if you have any communication skills whatsoever, but I let my customers know what is wrong with their machines in a language they can understand.

      It's your duty to give them the choice; to service their computer properly and professionally, or at the very least to inform them that they have a choice

      Maybe if you had actually read a thing I had said up to this point, you would see that this is exactly what I am saying. Good Lord, man, at what point did I say this was a valid first option? At what point did I ever say I never gave them a choice? When did I ever say "RRR is the way to go every time, no matter what the problem."? When did I ever suggest that I did anything else?

      Takes deep breath

      Okay, let me try this one more time. RRR should not, would not, and could not be the first solution in the hands of any competent tech. Absolutely, I agree with you 100%. Customers have a right to all of the facts before they make a decision. Again, I think we're on the same ground here, right? Okay, let me address what I think is the source of miscommunication here... (pardon me for quoting myself).

      Lets face it, on the common place windows system, 9 times out of 10 the simplest solution is the 3 "r's"; Re-partition, re-format, re-install.

      I stand by this. Do I agree that it is the BEST solution 9 times out of ten? A resounding HELL NO is in order. BUT you cannot deny the fact that there are a lot of shops that DO this. And worse.

      By simplest, I just mean that a lot of the shops in my area have a tendency to take a quick look at the machine, if they can't fix in 15 minutes, they proceed to reformat. Why? It is simple for them. It takes them less time, and it gives them the opportunity to make more money ("No, sorry, windows works, it'll be another 30$ to reload drivers."). That's all I'm saying.

      And maybe you're right. Maybe the masses have ben so brainwashed that they take for granted that reformating is best. Maybe they equate quick with best. I don't know, that's a bit beyond me... but all I was trying to get at is:

      1) How many auto mechanics do the same thing?

      2) How has requiring certification prevented mechanics from doing this.

      There will always be people that prey upon the uninformed. Pick up the Illiad, Gilgamesh, Roshimon, The Holy Bible, whatever story form whatever ancient civilization that you want, and I think you will find that people have been doing this for ages.

      Certification will not, can not stop this. All that certification does is show that someone, somewhere, says that youb have the necessary skills required to fix &ltFill in the blank here&gt. It in no way promises that individual has a moral fibre that will hold their baser instincts in check, and prevent them from taking advantage of you.

      Another thing, does Joe User know what A+ certified means? Do they care? At the end of the day, I can have every certification in the book, decide that I'm too lazy to work, RRR everything that comes my way, and what penalty? Certification doesn't make the bad people go away. That's all I was trying to say, thank you much.

      Pretty please, with sugar on top, if you feel the need to respond, please read my original post again. I think you might then discover that we do not stand on such an uncommon ground after all.

    21. Re:certification? by shyster · · Score: 2
      I clean up after my own messes thank you. Why RRR? It's quicker and gets the computer back to the customer faster.

      Perhaps it's faster for you, though I doubt it. Figure 15 mins to back up data. Then, it takes a minimum of 1-1.5 hours to reinstall Windows itself. Then, you have to load the drivers. This can take anywhere from 0 (in the rare case that Windows has all the drivers) to 30 minutes (having to track down drivers) to just short of forever (drivers not available, need CD, etc.). Then you have to reinstall applications or explain to the customer that they'll have to do it...I figure at least 30 mins here (updated IE + IE/Windows hotfixes, MS Office, Antivirus, etc.) with the hope that the customer has possession of all the CD's and has brought them to your shop. Now, setup their internet access and email if they use dialup...figure 15 mins to get the dial up number, username/password, import back their backed up email and address book, etc. So, at the end of 2-3 hours working time (not to mention waiting for the customer to return your calls for backup questions, username/password issues, bringing their software in, etc.), the customer has a nice fully functioning system.

      Of course, they're still going to want all the associated crap they had on there in the first place, you probably forgot to backup and restore something, and they probably didn't have the necessary disks for reinstall of some app or another.

      There's alot of issues I can track down and fix within 2-3 hours...and their computer is just like they brought it to me, except for the problem has been fixed. And I only took an hour (minimum charge). Which do you think is a better way to go?

      Not to say that a reinstall isn't warranted at times...either for technical reasons or the customer would rather start with a clean slate. In those cases, the disadvantages are somewhat inevitable, and should be explained to the customer.

      It's not the hard way...it's actually the easy way. Learn Windows, learn Google, and fix the damn thing! If you've seen the problem before, it takes 15 mins to fix it. Othertimes, it may take an hour to research and fix it, but it sure beats the hell out of a reinstall.

    22. Re:certification? by shyster · · Score: 2
      The majority of the time, consumers have borked thier installation. When the computer no longer boots, what do you do?

      Depends on the OS. In the ubiquitous Win9x, you boot into safe mode and troubleshoot. Start with startup files (autoexec.bat, config.sys, *.ini, etc.). Then restore the registry backup (scanreg/restore). Then move to drivers, disabling a group of them as you go (usually I've found that sound drivers are the most common problem...dunno why)-a bootlog.txt file may be of some help here. Then restore system.1st (the original registry). In 99 out of 100 cases, if you can boot Safe Mode you can boot Windows.

    23. Re:certification? by shyster · · Score: 2
      BTW, if you haven't seen WinDriverBackup, it sure does make life easier. Free personal and inexpensive pro versions available from jermar.com. (Doesn't like older Win95 setups much, but otherwise works great.)

      I hadn't seen it before, but it does look like it would make my life easier...thanks for the tip! I'm almost hoping for a reinstall tomorrow just to try it out. =)

    24. Re:certification? by starX · · Score: 2

      By easy and fast I mean a minimal effort. Again, I am not talking about myself or suggesting that this is a good practice, I am simply trying to communicate that this is what enables shops to employ low cost labor and help maximize their profits.

      Let me try to clarify yet again...

      Thesis: Certification will not improve anything because certification is not a guarantee against RR practices.

      1st Defence: Using the auto mechanic comparison presented in the original article, certification does not stop auto mechanics from performing unscrupulous practices, therefore similar mandated computer certification would not prevent similar practices in computing.

      2nd Defense: Most of the shops I have in my area hire high school kids and pay minimum wage. RRRing the machine is what the kids know (and I suspect what they are taught)n as the best catch all. The benefits of unskilled labor should be clear in this case.

      3rd Defense: People don't care how their computer is fixed, as long as they get it back post haste. While I myself do not view RRRing the machine as the best solution, when I judged that it may have been pertainent and suggested it, I am often told "that sounds best to me".

      Perhaps I am remiss in my eplanations of this, that is beyond my power to say. You've got me feeling like my back is up against the wall here, so maybe I'll track down a few of those individuals and find out if they remember what I told them.

      Now, the whole validity/invalidity of RRRing aside, do you have anything to say about the thesis of my comment?

    25. Re:certification? by Martigan80 · · Score: 2

      You know in Italy a mechanic needs to be certified, and it costs a heck of a lot of money. This doesn't mean they are honest though. Hell I would even venture to say the rob you more than the American ones. Could also be for the fact that in Italy it is illegal to work on you own car.

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    26. Re:certification? by mpe · · Score: 2

      Whereas with a personal computer, gods know what random things the customer does to it after your back is turned -- after all, the hapless computer's software is all instantly available to anyone who touches the keyboard. And it's truly amazing what a cat walking on the keyboard can delete.

      Certainly with Windows or other single user type systems.
      Yet plenty of people want to claim that this is a good thing...

      Whereas with a computer, if the tech messes up, it can produce a lot of inconvenience or cost a business money, but outside of medical-control situations, it's not likely to kill anyone. (And one would hope that whoever sets up mission-critical systems is exceedingly fussy about who touches the system, certified or not.)

      See USS Yorktown :)

    27. Re:certification? by mpe · · Score: 2

      The whole object of repairing a client's system is to AVOID data loss. Yeah, RRR means you can treat all repairs the same, so it's faster and easier for the tech (and likely the better course in some corporate environments), but it sure is not my idea of good customer service for a personal system.

      In a corporate environment any user data being stored on a workstation probably shouldn't have been there in the first place. Whereas SOHO users don't tend to have proper file servers.

    28. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      That's very true. After all, SOHO usually have at most a backup server (which may or may not work correctly), and home users usually have a choice of one machine. Corporate -- well, as a rule all your data are belong to your boss anyway.

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    29. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      USS Yorktown -- a case of a mission-critical system set up by someone with less than mission-critical skills. Personally I'd rank a warship right up there with a hospital, being it has even more potential for life-or-death results if it screws up. It sure as hell ain't no home computer. :)

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    30. Re:certification? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Two things, the reason that a person would replace $900 worth of quality components with a $200 WalMart computer is that if the $900 computer is over a year old then the WalMart computer is probably faster.

      The second thing is that I actually agree with you about the software bit. As long as people are using Windows on their desktops then there will be a need for folks that know how to rescue information from Windows. However, that isn't necessarily going to be the case long term. I recently replaced my home computer running Linux and reconfiguring all of my software was almost as easy as copying over my /home directory. In other words the technology is already available that would make switching machines practically painless, and I am still not convinced that in the long run we aren't going to move towards have something similar to an X Terminal in our homes. Our ISP will maintain our account and our software and we will simply have some sort of a thin client that allows us to connect to servers running our software and saving our information.

      In other words, I don't see computer repair being an important occupation 10 years from now.

    31. Re:certification? by 5KVGhost · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I was thinking that too. And they're usually right. Even a fairly well-maintained computer might need an updated driver, a good defragging, a new cooling fan, or other minor stuff. It's running perfectly because whatever's wrong is not causing a noticiable problem - yet.

    32. Re:certification? by stephanruby · · Score: 2
      "As one who fixes his own car, _EVERY TIME_ someone else works on it, they mess something up. If I didnt fix my own computer, I am sure I would see the same."

      How does one go about learning to fix cars? I know this is probably a dumb question to ask. I own an 89 Ford Taurus. I use its corresponding Chilton book. I can change its oil filter and I can replace some minor electrical parts, but that's as far as I've gone.

      Is there a Mueller equivalent for fixing cars? For fixing computers, the Mueller book has never let me down, and I was wondering if there was a book of the same caliber for fixing cars.

    33. Re:certification? by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      I take it as a point of pride that I *fix* Windows, I do NOT reinstall it.
      The whole object of repairing a client's system is to AVOID data loss.

      Emphasis added.
      Stay away from bean counters.
      Intelligent PHBs should note that this ATTITUDE is probably the secret ingredient in actually achieving five nines reliability.

    34. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I think you're probably right :)

      Because of the increasing sheer volume of machines needing attention, and helped along by the proliferation of "restore-only" disks, it's become so much easier and faster to just RRR and be done with it. The side effect being that's also promoted "good enough" fixing any monkey can do, rather than "do it right" repairs requiring some real knowledge.

      Funny thing is, doing it completely right in the first place usually leads to a more lasting fix (and a happier client).

      BTW, I also hate being defeated by cranky hardware... and have found that about 90% of the time, "dead" components aren't sick at all, just confused by some driver or IRQ issue, or suffering from lack of software maintenance. It's amazing how many people buy a new machine because after a year or so the old one got "broken" -- from simply never getting a defrag or tempfile cleanup.

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  3. Regulation makes it MORE difficult... by quadra · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Simply because a location has gov't approval you'll assume they're qualified.. which is really harmful to the consumer. (because guess what, they're not!) We should rely on a shop's reputation built up over many years of good service to decide.

    1. Re:Regulation makes it MORE difficult... by pediddle · · Score: 2

      Please, do us all a favor and get these guys busted. If you feel so strongly about it, then what's your job really worth?

  4. Not the same thing... by AlphaOne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An automobile mechanic is certified and licensed because there are safety issues that can be fatal when a mechanic performs their duties improperly.

    Similarly, a hair stylist has sanitation concerns that must be met to provide a germ-free and safe environment.

    A computer technician normally troubleshoots and diagnoses systems that do not have concerns of this type.

    Granted, there are occasions when a system is critical to the functioning of a system of this type, such as elevators, but most of those functions are licensed anyway, so the technology must be certified, rather than the technician.

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    1. Re:Not the same thing... by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree. These things involve health and safety hazards -- chemicals, in the case of the salon, and your brakes in the case of cars.

      Computer repair is pretty trivial, by comparison.

      What you've got in those cases might be protections in the form of implied warranties of merchantability ... I don't know what the specific equivalents for services might be, but you might want to look in the Uniform Commercial Code.

      Also, whenever I sign a freelance contract, there's often a clause in there that says something along the lines of, "the vendor (me) warrants that his services are competent" -- in other words, if I screw up completely and they can satisfy a court that I didn't really know what I was talking about from the get-go, then they don't have to pay me at all. In fact, I may owe them for what I screw up. Rather than looking for the government to pass more laws regulating independent businesses, you might want to look for more along these lines when you sign an agreement with a repair guy.

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    2. Re:Not the same thing... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      News flash - most teachers have to be certified, even if they don't use sign language.

    3. Re:Not the same thing... by elmegil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There you go. Again, not a profession where safety mandates certification. BTW, a sign language interpreter in a classroom is not a teacher. They translate what the teacher says for deaf students.

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    4. Re:Not the same thing... by nolife · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe the ASE (the main auto cert system) has their best interests in mind when they offer their certifications. If they can impress on the public that having their certs makes a difference then the public will look for those certs. Techs and businesses now have to have a program in place to get those certs to meet the publics demands. Not many of the ASE certs are even remotely related to safety, okay, maybe the brakes but the braking system is not complex by any means. State run vehicle inspection mechanics do not have to be ASE certified, they have to be certified from the state, it is not hard test. Remembering the states or regions requirements and specifications is 95% of the test. IMHO, the ASE certs are a solution to a problem that did not exist. There was never an outbreak of saftey issues from non certified mechanics that this system was needed. Understanding all of the automotive systems from various companies is no easy task, specilized training is definately a plus and experience is a must but the claim that certs are required for safety if FUD.

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    5. Re:Not the same thing... by JonWan · · Score: 2

      An automobile mechanic is certified and licensed because there are safety issues that can be fatal when a mechanic performs their duties improperly.


      Where does this happen? I was a line mechanic for 20 years, I never was "certified" by anyone. Plumbers and barbers are licensed by the states to generate revenue more that to certify. At my videostore we make pizzas, we have to be inspected by the health dept. and issued a permit. That costs us $200.00, now the state has decided we need a person to be certified in food handeling that will cost another $79.00 to take the test.

      When I worked as a mechanic my boss hired a kid fresh out of school. He had at least 20 certifications, the poor guy couldn't do anything with out $20,000 worth of test equipment. We worked on a commission of 60%, this guy couldn't make $100.00 per week because he was only ceritfied to use equipment that most shops won't have. One time, I watched him try to remove the lugnuts from an old Dodge for 15 minutes until I felt sorry for him and told him they were lefthanded threads. He had never seen a left hand lugnut before. Certification my ass.

      If it's required by law it's more of a tax than anything else.

    6. Re:Not the same thing... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IN the south, especially Kentucky, teaching schools has been a nepotism job for the county judge's idiot cousin, and requiring certifications has been the only way to fix that. A problem now is that people who major in education, take only that, and don't have to study the subjects they will be teaching. This is a problem in science and math more than any other subjects.

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    7. Re:Not the same thing... by josquint · · Score: 2

      That's one of the things I thought of when writing the article.

      And your point about the critical systems is well taken, but what about critical data? Data is one of the most vulnerable things when a tech does a diagnostic, which can cost a company much $$ or even be a saftey issue(medical records, etc).

      Just a thought though...

    8. Re:Not the same thing... by elmegil · · Score: 2

      Given that my wife had to be certified even for the job she was working when she *didn't* belong to a union, I think you're projecting your dislike of unions onto this issue unnecessarily.

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    9. Re:Not the same thing... by elmegil · · Score: 2

      And I suppose I should add that there are other jobs that she could do as a sign interpreter that also require her to be certified without requiring her to join a union, and without her doing educational interpreting.

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    10. Re:Not the same thing... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2

      He mentions both of these, incidently.

      There may not be safety issues to the consumer to consider when working on their machines, but there are safety issues to consider to the machine itself. Very easy to needlessly fry a board with static, or spill Pepsi in a power supply, etc.

    11. Re:Not the same thing... by bokmann · · Score: 2

      Considering the analogy to car repair, how about we issue 'driver's licenses' for computers?

      "I'm sorry sir, you cannot use this computer; you were too stupid to pass the test."

      Seems like a fair exchange to me... we certify the people working on the computers when we license those who use them.

    12. Re:Not the same thing... by mpe · · Score: 2

      When I worked as a mechanic my boss hired a kid fresh out of school. He had at least 20 certifications, the poor guy couldn't do anything with out $20,000 worth of test equipment. We worked on a commission of 60%, this guy couldn't make $100.00 per week because he was only ceritfied to use equipment that most shops won't have. One time, I watched him try to remove the lugnuts from an old Dodge for 15 minutes until I felt sorry for him and told him they were lefthanded threads. He had never seen a left hand lugnut before. Certification my ass.

      He never though to try turning them the other way. Sounds like he failed his certificate for initutive.

  5. Nope by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Personally I'm against any kind of legal controls on business unless there is a huge case that those controls are necessary (not nice to have).

    The things I see in the cases above are people who make bad choices and ignore the simplest of common sense when hiring someone to do any kind of work.

    This would just add costs to those who want to do the work- which would get passed on to the customer and drive out the little guy who doesn't have the time or money to get a 'license' to fix computers.

    Not to mention the possible legal hassles for helping someone out.

    Nope.

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    1. Re:Nope by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2

      That's a good point. And unions are the same way in my book- I'm not for them unless they are necessary. (I was a member of UFCW for many years because w/out the union my job wouldn't have been worth crap)

      Others have put it better than I did- licenses are good when lives are at stake, they are also anti-competitive. I think that this is mostly what this kind of license would do.

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    2. Re:Nope by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly, as soon as computer repair becomes a racket then you will undoubtedly see both unionization and certification.

      Basically mandated government certification usually happens not because of public safety. Heck, look at the examples of automotive repair and beauty salons. There are plenty of auto mechanics that are incompetent, and piles more that are plain dishonest. And there are plenty of incompetent beauty school grads as well. That's why when your car is busted or you need a haircut you ask people you trust for a recommendation. Anyone who has ever had a mechanic screw up their car or gotten a bad haircut knows that the certification doesn't really mean anything.

      What certification and unionization do accomplish, however, is that they raise the barrier to enter the profession. The folks that already do this type of work would just as soon not have any new competition, so they make it difficult to enter the business. Whether this is good or not depends on your point of view.

      Not that it matters in the case of computer repair. Computer repair is a dying business anyhow. When you can purchase a new computer for $200 from walmart.com why would you bother repairing your old machine? In a few years the only people interested in repairing old computers will be the type of people that fix toasters and vacuum cleaners for fun. Adding certification and unionization to the mix will only make computer repair more expensive and accelerate the rush towards replacing instead of repairing.

    3. Re:Nope by MikeFM · · Score: 2

      Also a good many repairs are done by the neighborhood 14yo genius that more than likely won't have anyc erts but can be quite good at doing the same work for much less.. also providing them with good experience they could not otherwise get. Computers is a great field because it is so unregulated and is really open to anyone. I wouldn't want to ruin that.

      Also computer certifications often mean squat. By the time somethoing is dated enough to be certified it's outdated and most the tests are poorly designed and implemented. As always the best certification is the word of mouth recommendation. It doesn't hurt to ask what experience they have, look for certifications, etc but all that means little to a solid llist of clients that give them high marks.

      It's also been my experience that in computer work crooked experts is more of a problem than stupid ones. They tend to overprice, switch the quality advertised part for cheap knockoffs, steal hardware/software, etc.

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    4. Re:Nope by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      I agree that this is a major problem. However, I think that (for computers anyway) it is a problem that is likely to be solved in the near term.

      Pretty soon computers will become just another appliance. What people will really want out of their home computer is a way to access the Internet. Instead of spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on computers that become obsolete overnight they will instead buy some kind of brainless thin client whatsit that will allow them to access software and information on someone else's server. Instead of maintaining their own machine they will get a computer bill (probably instead of a cable bill and a phone bill) and someone else will do most of the administration.

      In today's terms you will have an X Terminal and you will pay to connect to your ISP's servers (where your software and information will reside).

      Instead of the constant pressure to upgrade your PC we would be faced with something similar to the much smaller pressure that we currently face to upgrade our television. Sure we still throw away a lot of television sets, and we would still have to update servers, but that will be a much smaller problem then dealing with the ever expanding waste of disposing of the PCs that everyone would have to continualy upgrade. In the future when you want more computing power all you will have to do is call up your ISP and ask for more CPU time (or whatever).

      It's just a matter of time.

    5. Re:Nope by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      Until everyone has a t1 to thier home, that is not going to happen. More likely, we will just see longer upgrade cycles. We are already seeing this. People's machines are not ranging from 300mhz to 3Ghz (work with me here folks). When you start breaking over 500mhz the need for new is just not there unless you are playing the latest games.

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    6. Re:Nope by trcooper · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

      This guy is probably just getting undercut by someone who doesn't have A+ certification and does just as good of a job. And he's pissed that he paid for a worthless certificate.

      I can do a better job than most people with A+ certification. And I can assure you that I've cleaned up messes from plenty of people with plenty of certifications. The training I recieved, basically working in a journeyman enviroment, was far more valueable than any certification test.

  6. Whose certificates shall be accepted? by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2

    I'm gonna ramble a bit here...

    Should we have a congolmerate authority?
    Or perhaps a list of accepted certs?
    Or one cert to rule them all...?
    Will there be a hierarchy or certs (my cert is better than your cert.)

    In the end you may open up a can o' worms. But some regulation is needed, yes. How about a union? (but I don't want to pay dues, cuz that sux, so perhaps that's out as well.) I'd also like to see a unified pricing code as well.

    1. Re:Whose certificates shall be accepted? by swb · · Score: 2

      I posted in another thread about unionizing tech workers that one thing it might be good for is promoting an independently verified skilled workforce, the way it is done for other skilled trades like electricians.

      Businesses may say "We can hire non-union talent, but we roll the dice. Hiring a union guy gets us someone guaranteed to know what they're doing."

      I'd think of a tech union more like a competitive school with unlimited enrollment; you have to *prove* you're good to get membership.

    2. Re:Whose certificates shall be accepted? by Blackneto · · Score: 3, Funny

      Guild!
      The word I think we are all looking for is Tech Guilds. Now if we can just hire some thugs to enforce things...

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  7. All you need is your A+ and Network Security certs by isa-kuruption · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the gov't is going to require certification, all you need is your A+ and Network Security certs. You know how "advanced" the A+ is with all of it's DOS and Windows 3.1 questions.

    Anyone who passes these tests is definately qualified to repair my computer running my favorite flavor of *BSD or Linux!

  8. WELL, by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I dont think the actual maintainance needs regulation as much as customer service in general - for all industries.

    Frys for example has horrendous levels of bad/returned equipment (because the purchase and resell refurbs and returns and bad equipment side-by-side at the same prices as real brand new equipment) and they tend to have very very poor customer service.

    I would rather have a level of customer service that should be expected from any and all customers - maybe even regulating the return/exchange policies....

    If all companies were required to have their customer service entities live of to an expected level of performance/satisfaction it would do wonders for trust and consumer satisfaction in general.

    I cannot tell you how angry it makes me when I deal with difficult, deceptive or rude customer service agents.

    1. Re:WELL, by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      If all companies were required to have their customer service entities live of to an expected level of performance/satisfaction it would do wonders for trust and consumer satisfaction in general.

      When we go back to 20% unemployment you'll have great customer service. Because that employee won't want to risk their job by pissing off a customer. Right now you get fired from Best Buy you can get another job in just about any retail joint you want.

      And if it pisses you off, then vote with your wallet and stop doing business with them. Been there, done that. Stores have lost my business for years because of bad customer service.

    2. Re:WELL, by looseBits · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can you say free market. I know Fry's has horrible customer service and I know there is a good chance I'll end up with defective hardware but if I need an IDE cable and I don't want to wait a week for UPS, Fry's is where I'll go.

      The market is what regulates customer service as it should be. One company's business model may be selling a superior product with excelent service at a primium price, another retailer should be able to go the other way. It's up to the consumer to decide which best suits them. Instead of talking about more regulation, we should talk about more consumer education. Consumers need to know where they can go to get information on a company's quality of service and let them make their mind up for themselves. I don't want to pay for Fry's to hire expeirenced people to help me find the hardware I need- I know what hardware I need.

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    3. Re:WELL, by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      You already have the ability to make sure customer service meets a minimum acceptable level; it's your wallet. If you get shitty customer service from a company, don't do business with them anymore.

      I can't imagine how government regulation of customer service would be beneficial to the consumer.

  9. Do you really want an MCSE fixing your computer? by danlyke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Think about it: Do you really want an MCSE fixing your computer? Licensing mandates a certain minimum competency, but in practice it means that all people fixing computers operate at that minimum competency. And you know that the big players like CompUSA are going to get involved in the licensing process in a way that makes their employees get the certification easier than independents.

    Even if it means I have to be an informed consumer, I'd much rather have choice and make my own decisions. With choice there will be reasons for the good people to stay in the field.

  10. The difference is criticalness by Pyromage · · Score: 2

    In your car, it is critical that your car be fixed properly. If it is not, it may explode and kill you and your family.

    As you mentioned for the salon also, there are safety implications. Chemicals used wrong could hurt you. Tanning beds could have severe consequences.

    Now, your computer won't explode and kill you're family. You're keyboard won't start glowing and irradiate you and give you cancer, like a tanning bed can easily.

    A mechanic must do his job right or else you may die. If I screw up your computer, you may lose information. You may not be able to forward chain letters. You may not be able to talk to Aunt Millie on AIM.

    But you won't *DIE*. That's a massive difference that should be recognized.

    1. Re:The difference is criticalness by patter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, your computer won't explode and kill you're family. You're keyboard won't start glowing and irradiate you and give you cancer, like a tanning bed can easily.

      Well, maybe not true. This is my second (maybe third?) career. My first career was working in Insurance (property adjuster).

      Of the 70 or so fire claims I was involved in, 2 were due to computer component malfunctions.

      Clearly computers are much lower risk than cars, but there is still potential for damage there. Sure in this world of 'throw away the old one, and plug in a new one' most of that doesn't relate to the tech (our two were monitors frying - I think both from the same company ;)), but it could. If techs who have no good business mucking about inside power supplies are doing it, government involvement could become the case.

      My personal vote is to do what accountants/lawyers have done, a self-regulation scheme. Believe me, we DON'T want the government involved in this. It will be run by people that don't know the difference between Linux/Windows etc, or even what the certifications mean. They'll impose stupid requirements and do more harm than good.

      My father is an insurance adjuster also, they eventually had government regulators step in to regulate them. He's been doing his job since before I was born (I'm in my mid 30's), and is well respected by his peers as a competent and informed adjuster -- in fact, some of the younger ones often call him for advice.

      Unfortunately, because of years of experience but no 'formal education', the regulatory body decided to downgrade his license level. The courses, which I started taking are relatively useless to someone who has that many years of experience. I was bored and just started in that industry.

      It would be good in a way if we could certify all of IT on our own. Also, smaller businesses could pool together to get liability insurance (getting sued even if you're innocent still costs thousands), which could be purchased from the professional association (pharmacists have similar schemes).

      That way, completely rogue operators could be 'disbarred' as it were, and thus increasing the standard and wage for all of us.

      It still doesn't stop kids from earning a few bucks in their spare time for college, because certification or not, there are still mechanics working from their garage 'hobbyists'. It would just mean that businesses would have some way of discerning the hobbiest from the pro.

      I'm sure we've all met the clueless MSCE (even though some of them I respect, it's not hard enough to get to really make it meaningful). If we had our own association of professionals, we could easily weed out those that can't apply the knowledge in a meaningful way.

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  11. A+? by reaper20 · · Score: 2

    to gain customer trust (as my A+ and Network Security certificate is)

    "Certifications" like A+ are the reason our industry is plagued by morons.

    An auto mechanic cert has to be half-way decent, since lives depend on it. But as long as you can buy a computer cert from an infomercial on TV, they're worthless.

  12. Make it optional and known and they will all do it by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    I think that instead of making people display such accredidation it should be optional. BUT, there should also be some central form/way of distinguishing an accredited IT person from another. If you do this and make it known to those who will make use of their services then it is in the IT persons best interest to get and display their accredidation.

    I think this should apply to software engineers as well as system maintenance people.

    The biggest problem being that there is little centralization and validation of such accrediation, at least for software.

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  13. I'd go for less regulation, and not more by meta-monkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think regulating mechanics, hairdressers, or computer repairmen does much to help the public. If a "professional" doesn't know what he's doing, he's not going to be in business very long. If he makes a mistake that injures you phyiscally or financially, you can sue him.

    These sort of regulations are sold to the public as "protection." In fact, they're put in place by politicians in the pockets of established businesses to remove the lower rungs from the ladder of success for others. They make it cost that much more to get in business and compete with them.

    Try this some time. You've got a car, and you know how to drive. There are people without cars, who need to get places. Put a sign on your car that says "Taxi," drive around, and offer to take people to where they need to go for a reasonable price. Be safe, courteous, and take good care of your car. See how long it takes before the cops shut you down. There are some cities where the fees to get a taxi cab medallion are in the tens of thousands of dollars. Hairdresses may wind up spending $5000 on completely unnecessary certifications. Protecting the public? A little, maybe...protecting bigger, already established businesses from cheap competition? Oh, yeah...

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    1. Re:I'd go for less regulation, and not more by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How many people want to wait for an unlicensed and unregulated mechanic to cause them injury just so they can sue the mechanic to put him out of business?

      A mechanic who has been required to be licensed is garunteed to have a minimum of training that raises the safety of his work for all of his customers.

      Same goes for hairdressers and just about anyone else required to get a license.

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    2. Re:I'd go for less regulation, and not more by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      Yes, ask for references, but not from the plumber. Ask your friends and neighbors who they've used in the past. If you want to know if a certain company is a bunch of crooks, check with the better business bureau or the chamber of commerce in your area. They'll tell you if they have a lot of complaints filed against them.

      My wife and I run a small business (photography) and I can tell you, about 90% of our business is word of mouth. Sure, we have ads in the yellow pages and newspaper, but almost all the business comes because somebody asked one of our past clients who they used, and they said we did a good job. That's how I look for service people to help me, too...I ask my friends who they used.

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    3. Re:I'd go for less regulation, and not more by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      The only thing a certification means is that the certified person has expended the capital required to enter the market (they've overcome that barrier to entry).

      I agree 100%. My wife and I run a photography business. We're just outside the city limits, and thank goodness for that. Inside the city, if you want to be an artist and sell your work, you have to get a permit from the city for about $800. Now, there are no qualifications whatsoever to get this permit...after all, who can really define "art," so who can define an "artist?" Paying this money doesn't certify that you've attended any kind of art school, been in business for X amount of time, or even gotten your pottery-making merit badge. All it certifies is that you paid the city $800.

      I feel the same way about MCSEs. I have a master's degree in electrical and computer engineering and I've been considering opening up a little computer consulting biz on the side. I have some friends who have A+, MCSE, all that crap, who keep trying to tell me I can't do it because I don't have all their fancy certifications. However, these are the same idiots who call me up whenever THEIR computers break. I swear to god, one of them once asked me what a MAC address was! I think all an MCSE degree really does is certify you paid MS $700 to take a damn test.

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  14. It's important because... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There no ordinary dust bunnies in computers! They have a mean streak a mile wide and big, nasty, pointy teeth!! *Puts fingers to lips* ... Look at the bones!

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  15. In addition to a certificate of qualification by TerryAtWork · · Score: 5, Funny

    They ALSO need 10 stars on eBay and excellent Karma on /. !

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  16. Scenario by CommieLib · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hey Jeff, could you come over and take a look at my computer?

    Sorry man, I could get in real trouble if I work on your computer. I don't have a license...

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    1. Re:Scenario by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey Jeff, could you come over and take a look at my computer?

      Sorry man, I could get in real trouble if I work on your computer. I don't have a license...

      I was against it until you pointed this out.

      This sort of idea amounts to restraint of trade, the sort of thing that IBM and Pitney Bowes and Microsoft have all been slapped for. These stupid, mandated, credentials devalue the experience and reputation of the truely competent, and do little to protect the public from the incompetent and the fraudulent. They DO help keep wages and prices up for the people who have bought the certifications.

      Still, if it lets me get out of repairing folks' computers, it might be worth it.

    2. Re:Scenario by sfe_software · · Score: 2

      Still, if it lets me get out of repairing folks' computers, it might be worth it.

      I'm sure you mean this jokingly, but consider that you can still repair your friend's car, or cut his hair, without a license. You only have to have a license if you want to do so as a business.

      Of course, after reading your comment, I'm going to start telling people that anyway. Most people would just look at you and say "oh."

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  17. Re:a+ makes you proficient? by zaqattack911 · · Score: 2

    I totally agree.

    I can't help but snicker everytime I see some punk bragging about A+ (or even MSCE).

    It's more of a trap so dumb people end up spending money on a certificate that they beleive will land them more jobs.

    Even more annoying is management usually falls for it.

  18. Safety is not the only concern here... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2

    Regardless of saftey matters, some sort of licensing might be a good idea, if only to prevent people being charged outrageous prices by people who are incompetent and cause more damage than they fix

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  19. won't work by wantedman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can we tell how well a computer science person is?

    Just because I do OpenGL for a living, does that make me A+ certified? Or because I cannot do Linux Admin to save my life, am I not qualified?

    Computer knowledge requires too many differnt areas of knowledge, since, by nature, they are a general purpose machine. The things that need certifications, do already, (MSIE, SUN security, Java, C++). I don't think there can be a law that requires me to be certified in computers, because ultimitly it would be a certification in many general subject that most I will never use in my Job or any job in the future I may have...(or forgotten by the time I get my new job :))

  20. Regulate, Control, Oppress, Profit by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    Regulation of computer repair, ah, the possibilities...

    "Your computer doesn't support Palladium, sir, you must 'upgrade' or we'll have to notify the government."

    FATAL ERROR - THIS UNIT WAS OPENED/MODIFIED BY NON-CERTIFIED PERSONNEL

    "Oh, back in them days we just handed your server off to an available teenage nerd and charged $50/Hr for repairs. Now that all our technicians are board certified it'll be $250/Hr for repairs, but you can rest easier at night."

    UNSIGNED DRIVER INSTALLED - U.S. Department of Homeland Security has been notified, please turn yourself in to reduce expense of taxpayer dollars in tracking you down and hitting you repeatedly with a bat, you filthy terrorist!

    It's a brave new world...

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  21. The whole cert thing is about money by jj_johny · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Its about money going to the cert companies, training companies and testing companies. Which I wouldn't mind if it really meant something. These guys have pushed certs for so long just to make sure there was support for their product and to pocket a bunch of change. Does it really cost $500 per student per day to put on a class? Don't think so. Does it really cost $150 per hour to run a testing station? Don't think so.

    And the license that you need to run a business is all about money that the local government wants.

    So count me out on the added taxes hassles and overall mess.

    PS: I could I get a little off the top, trim it so the hair is off the ears and trim up the back. ;)

  22. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Certifications are a waste, since only the unskilled seem to go after them. Look at MCSE MCSA and A+"

    When I worked for DEC they had a rule, "A+ or your ass is gone." To keep a job, certs come in real handy. To get a (new) job, certs come in real handy, too. Some employers (prospective or otherwise) may not care about how long you've done something, or if you've been in the field forever, but if you have the cred to "prove it."

  23. NO! It's a fancy word for TAX by acidrain69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't feel the need to pay some govt organization for the right to call myself qualified if I am already qualified. This is just as bad as the "Microsoft Tax" of getting an MCSE or something similar. If someone makes mistakes on the job, then they answer for it like usual. Certification doesn't change that, and accidents will happen anyway.

    With the way the computer industry operates, this will just become yet ANOTHER tax. You will have to pay every so often for a piece of paper that says you are good-to-go. You are being taxed to work in this industry. Don't fall for it. It's hard enough to have to keep up with new technology, do you want to have to pay even more than you already do to keep up?

    Besides, I'm unemployed and broke. I can't afford it right now :)

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  24. certified != good (or even competent) by deadsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I've taken my car to certified service centres, and been taken to the cleaners.

    I've had many bad haircuts.

    I've met lots of people who are MCSE's who are clueless.

    All the certifications mean is that someone has demonstrated to someone else that they can regurgitate material that has been laid out for them. It doesn't mean they can apply the knowledge to real world situations.

    I go to organizations that have a good reputation, I've had good experience with, or my friends/peers have had good experience with. If I have a bad experience with them, I move elsewhere.

    I like the system. It works. Sometimes I get burned, but for the most part I'm happy because I use common sense.

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    1. Re:certified != good (or even competent) by afidel · · Score: 2

      Bad certs are exactly as you said (in fact the MCSE NT4 that I hold is like that) however most of the higher end certs are not simply a matter of regurgitation, but rather based on intimacy with the product and problem solving skills. For examples see the MCSE for win2k or the CCNP and above (the CCNA is pretty much regurgitation but what do you expect for the entry level cert? Besides the new CCNA is much more problem solving based.) It seems to me that those vendors who have simple certs end up taking a lot of flak for it and so they either clean up the cert or drop it in order to have it not tarnish their own image.

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    2. Re:certified != good (or even competent) by budgenator · · Score: 2

      Most professional board tests are written by highly respected licensed professionals in that field. I know a Nurse who was selected to write one questions for the state nursing exam, she was the director of the Nursing program at the college. Afterwards her test question was reviewed by three other highly respected professionals in her field.

      That is who it would have to be done else the entry level tests will remain what they are know marketing tools for vendor, and cashcows for trainers and testers

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  25. Mandated certification is restraint of trade by swb · · Score: 2

    As a consumer I should be looking for people who have certification or experience in the fields they represent to ensure that I have the best that my money can buy.

    However, mandating by law that you need it before you can do it is just a restraint of trade obstacle put up by people who want to limit the competition they have. Look at the legal field, for example. A lot of legal work can easily be done by experienced non-lawyers, but not legally.

    The same is true of the medical profession. I'm not interested in non-PhD medical attention, but I don't think that means that some people shouldn't have that option, especially if someone with lesser credentials can treat minor health problems for a lot less money.

    Instead of mandating certification, I'd be more in favor of a "malpractice" solution. If you claim you can do X and are in the business of doing X and you screw up, then you owe me double damages or something that would provide a strong disincentive for dishonesty or incompetance.

  26. Do you really think it would help? by bziman · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Granted, I work in software, but we've got a bunch of yahoos here with degrees in CS, and some with Masters and PhDs who are just too lazy to code well.

    Then we have some people with no formal training who know there stuff and work hard and produce great work.

    Similarly, we have folks who have "certifications" that are absolutely meaningless.

    Same with our hardware people -- our 17-year-old interns know more about this stuff than the MCSEs.

    All this does is make it harder for an independent artisan to make a living -- I don't want Intel's stamp of approval. The only approval I need is a legion of satisfied customers who tell their friends and colleagues and word spreads and reputation builds -- like in the old days before you could "buy" a certification.

    While you're studying for A+ or MCSE, there's some 14-year-old with a soldering iron, learning the hard way how to fix a faulty IDE control, and a 12-year-old decompiling the NT kernel to figure out why his graphics card causes a BSoD. And in ten or fifteen years old, your certification will be obsolete, and if you're lucky, you'll be working for the now-29-year-old VP of engineering.

    1. Re:Do you really think it would help? by MisterFancypants · · Score: 2
      who know there stuff and

      I guess their stuff isn't the English language, is it?

    2. Re:Do you really think it would help? by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2

      "Same with our hardware people -- our 17-year-old interns know more about this stuff than the MCSEs."

      There's the flaw. Lots of people think the MCSE/MCSA/MCP is about hardware, it's not. Those certs are more about the system software, not the hardware.

    3. Re:Do you really think it would help? by micromoog · · Score: 2
      there's some 14-year-old with a soldering iron, learning the hard way how to fix a faulty IDE control, and a 12-year-old decompiling the NT kernel to figure out why his graphics card causes a BSoD.

      Where are they?! Bring out the Digital Millenium Patriot Act! These are obviously future terrorists!!

    4. Re:Do you really think it would help? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      "14-year-old with a soldering iron, learning the hard way how to fix a faulty IDE control"

      That'd be a neat trick considering all the IDE controllers I see these days are ICs. That is, of course, the ones that are even seperate from the northbridge/southbridge combo which most people use. They are then connected to their outputs by a multi-layer glass circut board. So unless it's the output connector that's broken, a soldering iron won't do much.

      Wait, you DO know it's 2003 right? :)

    5. Re:Do you really think it would help? by Suicyco · · Score: 2

      Its just like being a lawyer or doctor. People you know will tend to ask questions about what they know you are an expert in. Its just the nature of being an expert at something, anything really.

    6. Re:Do you really think it would help? by bziman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm no PhD, but doesn't that kinda prove that you weren't lazy? It seem's to me like you would have to work pretty hard to become one.

      Most of the time you do have to work very hard to get a Ph.D. It is not true of everyone, and certainly not true of all Ph.Ds, but most of our Ph.D's are in other fields and they only do CS because it pays better than rocket science or whatever they studied. They tend to think they are God's gift -- they are really smart... but they don't think they have to follow the rules/coding standards/etc, and they don't take criticism very well -- you have to argue with them for an hour to convince them that there's something wrong with the code they've written (when there is). I'm sure they don't make any more mistakes than anyone else, but getting those mistakes acknowledged and fixed is just painful.

      On the other hand, when they are so inclined, they do tend to write vastly superior documentation. Although, that's maybe one in ten around here.

    7. Re:Do you really think it would help? by bziman · · Score: 2
      In the case you presented, I wouldn't put the 29-y-old wiz as a VP. Is more usefull on the field. To be VP you don't need to be able to decompile but you need to understand what it mean, and have a general idea of it. ...whatever....still, good point :)

      I used to work for that 29-year-old. I'm not making this stuff up!

      On your other points, I'd be more patient with your "stupid" managers if I were you. Managers don't need to know all the technical details -- that's why you're there. They're there to manage people and keep the monkeys off your back so you can do what you need to do.

  27. Absolute nonsense by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 5, Insightful


    My 20+ years worth of non-licensed troubleshooting is far better than any certification, in my opinion. I routinely fix systems that I have never seen before just because I have a knack for it. I think certification is great, but not necessary.

    What are we going to discuss next? How about "should all programmers have CS degrees?".

    1. Re:Absolute nonsense by iamdrscience · · Score: 2

      Score 0: Flamebait? WTF? The first sentence could easily be seen as a little incendiary, but from there on this is a great comment that brings up a good point. I wish I had some mod points and I hope whoever gets this in Metamoderation cares enough to mark it unfair. Geez.

    2. Re:Absolute nonsense by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      All CPA's must have a degree before they can take the CPA exam.

      A degree, or a CS degree? There is a difference, you know.

      I work as a programmer, but my degree is in Physics. Of all the programmers I've known, most have had degrees in fields other than computing, including one in History.

      To be a programmer, all you really need is a grasp of logic, some intelligence, and good problem solving abilities; they will get you started, and the rest (knowledge of languages, algorithms, etc) comes with experience. Any science degree (including social sciences) will give you those things.

  28. I vote No. by KGIS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can definitely understand where you are coming from but I tend to think that government should stay out of private business because legislating something like this can only lead to hand holding and unnecessary costs.

    Now, after I say that, I would not be comfortable walking into any old shop and getting them to work on my computer without either having a recommendation or very visible credentials. This applies even more strongly if I was to blow 20K, 30K or more on computers for my business.

  29. Safety Issue by Shamanin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "An automobile mechanic is certified and licensed because there are safety issues that can be fatal when a mechanic performs their duties improperly."

    Yeah, well when I am playing BF1942 and get shot up due to a poorly responding NIC driver or a fragged drive I want some sort of accountability. It IS a safety issue.

    If for nothing else, do it for the children.

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    1. Re:Safety Issue by larien · · Score: 2

      Won't someone pleeeeeaaaase think of the children

    2. Re:Safety Issue by larien · · Score: 2

      D'oh! You're right, of course...

  30. Basic Certs are Easy by futuresheep · · Score: 2

    Considering that basic certs like the A+ are easy to pass just by memorizing a braindump from the many websites they exist on, I don't think that having one really means that much. Don't take offense if you have it, I have one as well, but it's at the point where it's no different than getting a health card to work in a restaraunt. It's easy to pass the test, but once you have it, you can still pick your nose on the job.

  31. Slight problem. by WPIDalamar · · Score: 4, Funny


    Cars aren't broken out of the factory. But a PC with Windows on it? Doesn't seem to fair to me.

    1. Re:Slight problem. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Cars aren't broken out of the factory. But a PC with Windows on it? Doesn't seem to fair to me."

      Insert Firestone jokes here.

  32. Something needs to be done... by core+plexus · · Score: 2
    But I don't have the answer. I can say that I have met a lot of very pissed off people who were burned by computer repair shops large and small, and many had gotten a sour taste after that. However, I also know many people who are or have been burned by lawyers, dentists, auto mechanics, and hair dressers, to name but a few regulated, certified, and supposedly educational requirement driven professions. Then there will always be those who ignore the laws and licensing requirements.

    That's Just a Burglar Alarm -- Ignore It!

  33. No by Tall+Rob+Mc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Consumers should bear some responsibility for their actions rather than putting even more laws on the books. You shouldn't hire somebody who has no experience setting up certain type of system to build one for you. Period. Sometimes, the burden for getting something done should be placed on the person who needs it, not the government. If you need a computer system, research local consultants and ask for references. There's no reason why the government should have to spend time and money doing something you should be doing yourself.

    1. Re:No by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      Ditto here - I was installing exchange servers by 17 (I was young, I needed the money, mkay!)
      Hell I was doing C at college by 12 - and it was dead easy. The "Advanced C" city and guilds course was joke - the people in my class were all at least twice the age of me, and just "didn't get it".

      I always get offended by people saying "and some 14 year old kid fixing the machine" in a negative way - like in the slashdot article.

  34. You answer your own question by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 2

    There are probably going to be a ton of responses that are redundant on this thread, but mostly because there are only two answers to this question: yes or no.

    Put me in the "no" side. As you said, there are valid reasons why there is mandatory certifications required for automative repair and salon work - both of which are public safety. Now, being the libertarian-minded person I am, I don't think that it is necessary, but that is the reasoning behind requiring such certifications from those types of employees. It is very difficult to make the argument for computer repair. If Grandma's computer isn't working and she can't get to her email, people aren't going to get hurt. Now, for mission critical systems, like health care equipment and the like, there are already regulations that govern.

    Let the consumer decide if certification is important enough when they choose a computer repairmen. My guess is that, because you are certified, you want the laws changed to help you get more work or be able to charge more for your work. That sounds an awful lot like some of the companies and organizations that are constantly bashed around here.

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  35. No, no, no. by Zathrus · · Score: 2

    In virtually every field all the license does is create an artificial barrier to entry. Or are you telling me that you've never had (or heard of) a crooked auto mechanic, a bad hair stylist, or a shoddy plumber?

    Getting a license is generally little more than paying a fee. Usually there's no testing involved. It's just another revenue source for the county or state. It's also a way to make unionizing more easy, since there's a central registry of everyone in the profession.

    Frankly, as far as computer techs go, I've seen plenty of "professional" technicians that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. And yet they stay working at large outlets like CompUSA, Best Buy, etc. because the customer service there is so crappy it doesn't matter.

    Oh, and your licensing isn't going to stop most of the cases you're concerned about. In most states it's legal to do your own auto repair, haircuts, plumbing, electrical work, etc. And you can still call in a pro if you bork it up too much (or go bald/crew cut in the case of the haircut).

    So what exactly were you hoping to gain from this?

  36. That's the last thing we need.... by Mantrid · · Score: 2

    Enough of regulation, at least where it is not some kind of major Health & Safety issue. Yeah great more tax dollars flushed down the toilet to manage some new government behemoth.

    (If an independant group wants to start up a standards organization or something fine, then those who feel more comfortable can go and find certified techs - heh like A+)

    How the hell can a state level government keep up with the IT industry? How can they possibly set up any sort of regulatory standards? Better watch it - next thing you know they'll have some crap like "class B computing device, must be compatible with Microsoft Palldium computer environment", well not exactly that, but you get the picture...

    Heh you want to see something really funny - check out Canada's federal gun registry. A federal database of firearms - not really *that* big a deal is it? Well it's already cost about $1 Billion, and it's going to costs millions more because it still doesn't work. This is the bang for your buck you get from government! Or how about NASA? And you want them to regulate who fixes computers and how???

    I mean, try and even come up with a base set of standards a tech should know - it can't be done.

  37. Just what we need... by rtphokie · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...the gubmint sticking their noses into an area that changes so often. How often would requirements change I'm guessing not all that often which would make the whole process nearly worthless

    ...another state government agency

    ...differentiation between states on certification

    ...and in the long run, some 3rd party certification company getting rich on certifications that dont mean a hill of beans.

  38. My certifications include ... by mustangdavis · · Score: 3, Insightful



    PCI card swapping

    Case assembly

    IDE installation

    PC case fan installation (I'm working on CPU fans)

    SCSI hard drive installs (but not SCSI CDROMS, tape drives, RAIDS, or other SCSI devices)

    AGP video cards

    PCxxxx memory (but nothing before 1997) and not Rambus memory

    Currently working on CPU install and LRF support (little rubber feet)


    GIMME A BREAK!!! Fixing a PC is simple ... why should people be forced to waste money on education and licenses for this kind of thing! Do you have to be certified to repair TVs, VCRs, DVD players, toasters, blenders, or dust busters???

    All this is going to do is make silly tech schools (like the infomercials as seen on TV) more money and make people invest into a career that already doesn't pay that well .... lets face it folks (I'm not trying to insult people, just tell it how it is) ... PC repair is EASY!!!!

    I hate it when educational institutions make extra money just because people HAVE to be TRAINED to do something that is REALL easy! ... that idea is absurd. If you know how to do the job, and if you do the job well, people will come back to you in the future (or refer their friends to you). If you do a crappy joba nd don't know what you are doing, especiually in such a competitive field, then you'll be out of business in no time! Let our economic system decide who is qualified and who isn't!


    Taking a deep breath now ....

    Just my $0.02 cents ...


    1. Re:My certifications include ... by Izeickl · · Score: 2

      You dont HAVE to be certified to repair VCRs, TVs etc etc, but I damn well wouldnt take my electronics to anyone but a qualified electrician, Electrocution isnt some minor mishap you want to happen to you!

      PC repair is fairly simple, but I know people I help rather get in touch with someone that has a proven record rather than some free ad in local newspaper "Call Chuck for Cheap PC Repair"

    2. Re:My certifications include ... by mustangdavis · · Score: 2
      PC repair is fairly simple, but I know people I help rather get in touch with someone that has a proven record rather than some free ad in local newspaper "Call Chuck for Cheap PC Repair"



      So if Chuck had a really fancy building in the middle of downtown, would you take it to him? He is still the same guy, but he managed to con someone out of enough money to put up an impressive "front" ...

      As with any business, especially in the US, marketing is everything. It isn't what you know, it is how you present what you claim to know.

      That is how guys like Chuck get a proven track record without the degree ... if Chuck does a good job and does a good job marketing himself (not by putting little, tiny classified ads in the newspaper), then he'll become the "go-to" guy .. but without the certification.

      I think my point holds after this arguement.

    3. Re:My certifications include ... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Actually, in California, you're required to be registered as an Electronics Technician if you do ANY of those jobs.

      As to the difficulty level involved, building a computer is mainly a matter of putting the square peg into the square hole :)

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  39. To be a COP only requires EIGHT weeks of trainning by mgrennan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    NO and NO.

    Licensing is simple a way to raise money for the state and create politics. Some times it makes some sence, medical doctors are licensed, but even there it simply creates a cover up indiscretions of the members. Bad doctors hardly every have their licenses revokes.

    I don't know about your state. But in my state (Oklahoma) you have to go to school for two years to cut hair, two years put put plants in some ones yard, six months to train a hourse and eight weeks to be a cop.

    Almost all licensing is wrong. Anyone with a screwdriver should be allowed to work on computers.

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  40. mixed bag by elmegil · · Score: 2
    On one hand this could be a good idea. Certification programs (most of them regulated at the state level, see law bar exams, sign language interpreter certification, etc) do help to improve the professionalism and standards of a given occupation. And that includes occupations that are not necessarily going to be dealing in safety issues--the certification simply notes that the certified individual is competent or better than competent to do the job at hand.

    On the other hand, certification programs are inconsistent state to state, and frequently fraught with other problems of politics etc. especially in the initial phases.

    In particular, regulating "computer service techs" could be a huge bag of worms. Not only do you have different hardware (PC, Mac, PDA types, bigger iron CPUs, etc), but a vast range of OS options (various flavors of linux, various flavors of windows, macos, pda OS'). I think this makes the problem much more complex than even cars, and cars are already a pretty complex area (usually you get a certification for a particular line of cars, right?).

    Finally, I have some certifications myself (solaris sysadmin I & II, network admin, others more obscure), and I can tell you that those tests don't really say a damn thing about how good an admin I could be. They really address how well I was able to remember the trivia of what the options to lpadmin are (for example). Any sysadmin worth their salt knows the man pages are more reliable than his or her own memory. So, while the face of the idea is good, the implementation is likely to be problematic at best, and potentially a disastrous mess at worst.

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  41. The government doesn't move fast enough by pcraven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This would not work. The goverment is not a fast agency. If they did this we'd be proving we could repair Applie //e computers, not Intel P4's with RAID and fibre channel components.

    And can you imagine the politics? Microsoft would want training for people to repair their hardware spec. Hollywood would want people to take an oath not to disable their copy protection devices that might be enabled some day. Homeland would want a quick scan of the hard drive for those terrorist keywords.

    I think we are better off with the unregulated way things are now.

  42. Word of Mouth by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Where I work, we are strictly a word of mouth company. We don't have to advertise because the work I do is impeccable. When a customer comes with a broken machine, and I get it fixed quickly and save his data, I have a client for life. Furthermore, he will tell his friends, and so on, and so on.

    I have more work than I can handle, and our company is growing carefully. I am ultimately responsible for any work performed on a computer, whether it is done by my boss, or my co-workers, because I take pride in what I do.

    Regulation wouldn't help in this regard, but it *might* remove some of the shady/incompetent places, for example Gateway stores.

    Not ten minutes ago a new customer came in crying that Gateway had formatted her hard drive to remove a virus. Data backup? What's that? Gateway didn't bother to tell her they were going to do this, they just did it.

    As I said, regulation *might* remove these guys from the business, but I think word of mouth will do it faster.

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    1. Re:Word of Mouth by josquint · · Score: 2

      That's almost exactly what I see here. Word of mouth is the only advertising we do, because(at least in this smaller market) word gets around to _most_ people who's good and who'e a crook.

      My original thinking with this article was that regulation would save some of our customers the first-time-going-to-the-wrong-place grief. But as you said it *might* remove the shady shops.. there again i know a few mechanics around here that meet the requirements that are certainly shady or incompetent.

      Interesting to find someone working in almost the same position as I :)

  43. sounds like a plan by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

    Start from the top.

    As soon as regulatory authority is brought to bear to prevent software vendors from circumventing the first and fourth amendments, and when concerns such as quality and reliability are federally mandated, I'll consider supporting this.

  44. ASE Isn't mandated by Genady · · Score: 2

    Ummmm last I checked ASE Certification wasn't mandated for wrenches. OSHA and all that rot, yes, but that's not really a Certification on par with MCSE, ASE is. And in the end ASE is usually worth about as much as MCSE. My father has been a mechanic for almost 30 years now, and only in the last 3 years has been an ASE Certified tech. And some of the test he took sounded like the MCSE tests, counter to common sense/experience, and in some cases just dumb easy.

    Personally I think that the whole industry should be regulated like Engineers, of course then you have the issue with state certification, sitting for certs in different states and such.

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  45. The industry already has this by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Government mandated certification would be bad (and idiotic), but there are certifications. You can get a little rubber stamp from Intel/AMD/Dell/HP/Whoever as an 'authorized dealer and repair guy'.

    This is why the geniuses at Best Buy can open an eMachines PC to upgrade the RAM without voiding the warranty, and I can't.

    The certification stuff is already there for those who want to embark on the high-paying lucrative career of installing video cards in people's Dells.

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  46. Certs are only worth the paper they are written on by simi-lost · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been both a mechanic, and now a computer tech, and in both fields I've seen people with all kinds of certs that meant nothing because they couldn't do anything right. Most anyone can take a test and pass it if they study hard enough to remember all the right questions and answers. It's the person that builds off their past experiances and is able to think critically that will be of the most value. If a person can't remember something they have had to deal with in the past, the kind of problems you will never find answers to in a book or manual, no matter how many certs they have hanging on the wall, they are useless. I'm not impressed by paper, I'm impressed by a job well done.

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  47. what people go to salons and mechanics for by miyako · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...is often different than when they call a technician for their computer.
    If I want to wash my hair, or comb it, or other such regular matenence, I don't go to a salon. Same thing with my car, I don't take it to a mechanic to put gas into it or chage the oil.
    The problem is that most people do take their computer in for comparitivly simple things. Reinstalling a driver, reseating ram, things like that are in the same vein as changing oil in your car or combing your hair.
    And the last time I checked, you didn't need a license to work at a full service gas station or sell someone shampoo.

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  48. Yes and no by Sivar · · Score: 2

    Regulation of PC repair isn't a bad idea, if for no other reason than because there are so many incompetent repair people (as well as many competent ones), but it probably wouldn't be as beneficial as it might sound.
    If current certifications like the "A+", a complete joke, are accepted, customers would be no better off. Perhaps is a certification was used that actually proves the tech knows something, it would be a very good idea.
    I am more for the businesses working this out for themselves though. If I go to a repair shop and see impressive credentials, I will be more likely to visit that shop again than one in which they simply take your money, take your computer into "the backroom" and give it back to you the next day.

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  49. Certs required to work on computers? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fine. As soon as software companies have to meet certain basic requiremnts when the sell the software. Like, yes, they may be liable if their poorly written crap shreds my hard drive. If youre gonna start hastling the poor bastard working in the back room of uncle bobs shop, you damn well better be hastling microsoft first.

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  50. Re:licensing software engineers by RealBeanDip · · Score: 2

    >>the industry would not be over-run with a bunch sketchy H1-B's

    Or perhaps it would... since they would posses a skill that is in great demand and rare amongst their peers.

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  51. Re:licensing software engineers by mustangdavis · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Several years ago, NJ tried to pass a bill that would require licensing software engineers



    NOW HERE IS A TOPIC WORTH DISCUSSING!!!


    Hardware is EASY!

    1) Plug stuff in

    2) Flip on power switch

    3) Watch it go



    But software ... there is something that might need regulated. I have seen the quality of the programmers that have come out of most of our local Universities (and I have seen their resume's filled with lies) ... and let me tell you ... atleast 50% of these people are incompettent and 50% of them shouldn't be allowed to touch a computer ... let alone program ...

    Make this the next topic! :)


  52. Certs are just ways to block competition by richmaine · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most of those certifications (like your saloon example) are there solely to block competition. The excuses about protecting customers are usually prettly thin.

    In rare cases, the customer protection argument makes sense, but those cases are very much in a minority. Doctors come to mind as probably the biggest case. But tanning saloons? If you believe that tanning saloons are regulated in order to protect customers, then I have a deal for you.

  53. Free Market Economy by Nevermore-Spoon · · Score: 2

    The Free Market Economy is self regulating in this respect. Those who desire to pay more for certified work can, and those who wish to pay less for uncertified work have the right to do so.

    Besides you've all taken the tests, thier paper tests, A+ doens't mean you can fix everything, nor does it make you a trustworthy business person. Think of the possiblility of the guy with lots of certs on the wall lying about what needs to be done to fix your computer....mimics may peoples fears of the auto industry.

    I just don't see how regulation will really make the market place better than it is.

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  54. About Contracts, etc by SerpentMage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You are right, by default contract law dictates that you should know what you are doing. And myself as an engineer I have that problem. I can be held legally liable if I give advice, even if it is free.

    BUT and this is what I also see. If people are not satisfied, then no matter how much we know it is a bad idea it will happen. In industry, when there is a problem that cannot be managed by the industry, regulations start. They start because people want some quality and control. And no matter how much we whine, the law makers will not care.

    THEREFORE, it is up to us to fix it!

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    1. Re:About Contracts, etc by hackstraw · · Score: 2

      I can be held legally liable if I give advice, even if it is free.

      Sad thing is that this applies to medical help also (at least in the US). Some doctors will not help a person dying in the street out of fear of being sued for trying to save their life!?!

    2. Re:About Contracts, etc by Casca · · Score: 2

      Of course if the person they don't help does die, and someone realizes there was a doctor there that didn't do anything they will get sued too.

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    3. Re:About Contracts, etc by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Of course if the person they don't help does die, and someone realizes there was a doctor there that didn't do anything they will get sued too.

      This doesn't only apply to medical professionals; it applies to regular citizens equally.

      Does anybody remember the "Good Samaritan Law"?

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    4. Re:About Contracts, etc by Reziac · · Score: 2

      One problem here is that as a rule, the courts are pretty ignorant of what is or is not due to a computer tech's incompetence.

      I've seen quite a few such cases come thru the TV Courtroom shows, and in every case I've watched, AFAICT the tech had done their job correctly, and the client had proceeded to fuck up the system after the fact. But in EVERY case, the judge's decision went *against* the computer tech.

      I've noticed this is a strong general trend wrt *anything* that judges typically don't know much about -- in such cases, the customer always wins no matter HOW much in the wrong they are.

      So here's a question: how would licensing fix that??

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    5. Re:About Contracts, etc by stephanruby · · Score: 2
      Sad thing is that this applies to medical help also (at least in the US). Some doctors will not help a person dying in the street out of fear of being sued for trying to save their life!?!

      This is a lie perpetred by doctors who don't want to help people and people who don't like our legal system. There is no judge/jury in the world that would rule against a doctor trying to help.

      Let's face it. Doctors, and most people for that matter, don't want to be bothered. We leave in an apathetic world where we would much rather ignore the problem of a fellow human being rather than take charge of their problem. I am not condemning doctors, I'm just calling it as I see it. I know this is a twisted thing to say, but in many cases I agree that we can't help every person that appears on our doorstep.

    6. Re:About Contracts, etc by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      This is incorrect. The good samaritan law excuses average passers-by from liability if they intervene to try to save someone's life (i.e., if they give CPR). I don't think it excuses passing doctors, however.

      The Good Samaritan Law, if I recall my readings correctly, also holds people liable for damages if they see an assault in progress and do nothing to assist.

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  55. Re:true by jproudfo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What about the internet? If a poorly installed/configured computer is hooked up to the 'net, the damage to other people's/corporate/public systems could be huge.

    Haven't we seen enough evidence of this through Windows viruses? :)

    I can see an easy parallel between sink/sewage and computer/internet.

    My 2 cents.

  56. Ugh, don't rely on government regulation by smack_attack · · Score: 2

    If we rely on the government to regulate this field, we might as well load up on useless certifications like low-voltage and mechanical licenses.

    Anyone who thinks that the government has a better solution than the free market needs to have their head examined.

  57. meh by afidel · · Score: 2

    Who cares? Almost any computer work done under waranty is already regulated in that you can't do it without vendor certification, for off brand stuff that is I guess the price you pay for getting a cheaper pc. Besides other forms of electronics repair are not regulated so why should pc's be a special case? And finally I haven't met a tech so incompetant yet that he couldn't easily pass the A+ and whatever vendor certs are required, face it fixing pc's is not that hard.

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  58. It's just a revenue generator for the states by ToasterTester · · Score: 2

    States make some people get license mainly to generate revenue, but more important to know who to monitor for collecting income tax. Plus the tests and cert are meaningless. All it say it at some point in time they memorized the answers to a test. Most MCSE's and even more trivial certs like A+ are no indication these people can think on their feet in real world situations. Most forget the info shortly after they take their tests, but even the ones who remember have trouble relating to real issues that don't match what their books explained.

  59. Re:Certification = idiot-detterent by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2

    "Blatantly incompetent people don't get very far..."

    Ever hear of the Peter Principle? "The theory that employees within an organization will advance to their highest level of competence and then be promoted to and remain at a level at which they are incompetent."

    This happens all the time.

  60. Certification means nothing... voice of experience by MickLinux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's see: I had a Mac Powerbook 180c, and the surface-mounted powerplug pulled off the board. Anyhow, I brought it in, they charged me to replace the board, opened it in front of me... everything was fine except for that. It was an Apple-Certified Repair shop. So I got it repaired. Took it home, it worked. So then I set it aside. Later on, I pulled it out to use it: the fix lasted less than 2 weeks. They said "sorry, you waited too long. No warranty." So I got out my soldering iron and did a job myself. In the process, I also noticed, though, that they had busted the hard drive mounts, and just *set* it back in place. It was loose.

    I said "no more of them". I went to CompUSA next, which was both Apple Certified *AND* CompUSA Certified. The problem was my PB3400c: the trackpad button was failing. So they got it (opening the computer: $180), and said "Well, the trackpad needs replacing, but we can't get another one for another month or so. We can close it up, and let you have it back, or we can hold onto it for a month. But meanwhile, we jury-rigged a sortof fix that might last for a while."

    Hmm. It lasted for about a year. I went back; they said "well, it'll be another $180 to open it up again..." I needed it. They opened it. They replaced the trackpad -- but used a missized screw, so it failed again within 4 months. Tough. It's a 3-month warranty.

    You know, certification really means nothing. I've repaired each of my powerbooks since then, I've done a better job, and the cost was a 2-3 hours of labor at most.

    Requiring legal certification is just going to ensure that the people who are really good and cheap don't get jobs through us users stumbling on them and then sticking with them.

    I say leave it to random chance, and just let people publish like crazy on the web who is good, and who isn't worth the screwdriver they wave around.

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  61. I wholeheartedly agree by TastesLikeChicken · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Automobiles and haircuts change at a relatively glacial pace in comparison to hardware. A certification could be meaningless in 3 years. I think society will move more and more to a eBay like structure where all busineses will recieve feedback from thier customers (oh, look Fry's has 14% negative reviews, maybey that sale isn't so great). Or, look this 18 year old without a degree has 260 great reviews from people he's done similar work for, while the 32 year old with the PhD in the suit and tie has 20 decent reviews and complaint.

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  62. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by Maeryk · · Score: 2

    I agree in part with this.... *ALL* certifications aren't a waste, but the A+ certification sure as h*ll is, esp for people with more then a year of experience

    THis kind of reminds me of the recent Userfriendly where the interview was for "at least five years experience in XP" or something like that.

    The problem with the A+ is A) its outdated, B) its pretty meaningless.. in this day and age, you dont REPAIR power supplies, you put em in boxes and cross-ship them to IBM, or DELL, or whoever.

    BUT... (and this is a big but) you probably wont work for any company worth its salt without the A+ cert. I know of companies where _every_ employee is required to be A+ certed, even the HR people.. because that company markets itself as staffing only A+ or better certified people.

    I kind of resent the attitude that all A+ certified people are stupid.. I am one and have been in the field for five years at a fortune 500 company now.. and it is absolutely required for my job.. even if I never touch a DIMM or a Fluke Meter. (Though I do use both regularly).

    Maeryk

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  63. YES! by isotope23 · · Score: 2

    Absolutely! Lets make a repair license! Better yet, why not make a USER license, allowing only people who have such, to buy and or use a computer.... Better yet, Library licenses! or for those more in tune with Amerika's new direction, Knowledge access licenses! We can start teaching children only what they NEED to KNOW, can't be too careful you never know one of them might become a terrorist. Come ON! We live in a free country right? We don't want to snoop on our neighbors, And we dont want to watch everyone And we'd never ask the traveling public for ID like former eastern block countries.....

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  64. Satisfied customers not a guarantee of competance by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All this does is make it harder for an independent artisan to make a living -- I don't want Intel's stamp of approval. The only approval I need is a legion of satisfied customers who tell their friends and colleagues and word spreads and reputation builds -- like in the old days before you could "buy" a certification.

    At the risk of being modded a troll or offtopic, I wanted to draw an analogy here. The statement that you don't want a stamp of approval and that your satisfied customers is all the "proof" of your competance bothers me a little. I see it coming dangerously close to the current state of alternative medicine. Like you, those practioners do not particularly care if they are recognized by the medical community as a legitimate treatment -- they proudly point to their satisfied customers as "proof" that their methods work. I'm not going to go into a long diatribe of how people can be mistaken in their belief that alternative medicine has helped them here (check out QuackWatch for a more detailed explanation). People can be easily fooled. In the process of repairing someone's hard drive, you might actually wipe out the data through your own negligence. Then you simply tell the customer that the hard drive and all the data on board could not be salvaged. Hey, it's not your fault, you tell them, it was simply fried that bad when they brought it to you. Because the customer doesn't know any better, they simply take your word for it. If you do a speedy job of replacing their hard drive, they might very well end up being satisfied customers, completely unaware that YOU were the reason the data was lost.

    I'd just like to point out that this attitude that I hear in so many fields about "I don't need credentials. My customers will vouche for me." kind of spooks me a little.

    GMD

  65. Instead of certifications... by jmichaelg · · Score: 2

    ...which are worthless after a few years how about a the certification agency just maintains a user-searchable comments database. You take your car/washer/computer into the shop and get it serviced. Two weeks after you've fetched it back, you get an email from the agency asking you if the shop did what they were supposed to. The agency's operating expense is covered by the "certification" fees.

    Sort of a mix between the BBB and resellerratings.com. Resellerratings.com is excellent for the market it serves.

  66. Let's learn from the Accounting industry by Petronius · · Score: 3

    Arthur Andersen was full of these Certified, official people. Yet, they screwed their customers, employees, broke the law, cost investors billions.
    I think everyone gets the idea. Why should it be any different in our industry?

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  67. Job protection for the incompetent by DavidinAla · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a political consultant, and I'm not sure whether to laugh at the ignorance implied by the proposed solution or calmly explain why things work the way they do. I'm trying hard to remember that some people actually believed the garbage they heard in seventh grade civics classes and that they haven't actually dealt with real politicians enough to know what motivates such laws.

    Laws requiring people to be licensed to do certain things (such as repair plumbing or cut hair) are sold to the public as protection for the public, but, in reality, those regulations are about protecting the people already in a business and keeping prices high for the service. If you honestly think that regulations such as you're proposing will keep out incompetent people, you clearly haven't seen some of the bad haircuts that I've seen from fully licensed haircutters. Do you think the licensing keeps incompetent plumbers from working? Do you think that licensing keeps incompetent people in almost ANY field from working?

    Government licensing is popular because it provides barriers to entry into a profession. It makes it harder to compete with the people who are already doing it (and tends to make prices for those services HIGHER than they otherwise would be). But all those things do is create hoops for people to jump through. Any idiot can memorize enough basic facts long enough to get a real estate license, for instance, but that doesn't mean that person is going to be a competent agent. A licensed haircutter isn't necessarily a good haircutter. And a licensed plumber isn't necessarily a good plumber.

    The market is what works. If somebody is good at something, you recommend him or her to your friends -- and that person gets more business. If somebody is lousy at something, word gets around and the person has trouble getting work, until he's getting work only from people who are more interested in a cheap price than a quality job. The same is true in ANY field -- even things where we like to pretend that licensing provides a level playing field for everyone, such as with physicians.

    Politicians like licensing requirements, because they allow them to tell the voters that they're protecting them, while they're really taking contributions from professional groups of union groups which are eager to lock out competition.

    Giving the government the power to decide who is competent to do ANYTHING is crazy. The longer I'm around politics, the more I think that anarchy is a darn good idea. :-)

    David

    1. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Therefore, following your argument, licensing does not resolve the problem (since licensed individuals have proven capable of doing crappy jobs), but leaving it to the market does not resolve the issue either (since these licensed individuals exist within the market as well, and they still get work and manage to screw it up).

      Close, but not cigar. If it weren't for the fact that unlicensed hairdressers were against the law, the market would work. But there is an artificial barrier to entry. You can be the greatest hairdresser in the world, but without the thousands of dollars it takes to get a certificate, no one will do business with you. Incompetence and a certificate will get you at least a tiny bit of business. Superb skills, experience, intelligence, and reputation, without a certificate, will get you nothin if you want to stay on the right side of the law.

      Where I grew up, the word of mouth (ei. the marketplace) said that the best restaurant was Delgado's. This was an unlicensed restaurant being run out of Mrs. Delgado's kitchen. The food was fantastic, the place was clean, and the service impeccable. But the business was still illegal. Her house wasn't zoned for a business, she didn't have the funds to aquire a business location, and didn't have the bureaucratic patience to wade through the red tape required to get licensed.

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    2. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Why? Because, presumably, there is an army of skilled hair dressers waiting on the wings who are only held back by the fact that they can't afford to get licensed? Sorry, I don't buy that.

      Certification divides the pool of market candidates into two parts, using arbitrary and non-market criteria. There will be good and bad hairdressers on either side.

      There doesn't have to be an "army" of good but uncertified hairdressers, there only needs to be a few. Certification has little to do with hairdressing competence, only with bureaucratic competence. It serves in the main to keep people out of the business.

      However, the market is currently unregulated, and the story poster explicitly noted a sizable portion of crappy computer service in a freer market then hair dressers. Why hasn't the market resolved that issue? Its supposed to solve everything, isn't it?

      The market hasn't resolved the issue because the market is unable to recognize good computer service from bad. This is because incompetent service can be hidden. When you get a crappy haircut you know it. But when you get crappy computer service you probably won't know it for several weeks if you don't know computers. People who don't know automobiles find the same situation with certified auto mechanics. They don't know that their brakes were properly serviced until they fail two months later.

      p.s. No one claims that the market can solve everything. Are you claiming bureaucracy can?

      Almost all of his customers become violently ill from his unregulated beef, from his unregulated restraunt.

      Funny, same thing happened at a regulated, licensed and certified restaurant in the Bay Area a few months back, and few years earlier with a major fastfood chain.

      I'm not arguing against regulation. Sometimes it works well. You know all those electrical devices that have the UL certification on them? Guess what? Underwriter's Laboratory is not a government agency!

      The current system of government regulations does a good job of keeping people out of business, making politicians feel good, and keeping bureaucrats employed, but it might as well not be there for all the good it for the consumer. For every one sensible OSHA regulation there are one hundred that do nothing but drive up the cost of doing business.

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    3. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Exactly. Licensing, more often than not, is mainly for protection of existing business, and raising the entry bar for new business. A third factor is that in some locales, business licensing fees provide the gov't with a significant revenue stream. Whether the license infers or confers competency is not particularly relevant.

      Plus at least in California, having a license is to some degree irrelevant -- because only the *supervisor* is required to be licensed. The underlings need not be even if they actually do all the work, and they can even be people whose license has been *revoked* for incompetence. (This is true to some degree even in medical practice -- frex, in a veterinary hospital, only the supervising vet is required to be licensed. This is not hearsay; I know two such cases personally.)

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  68. Absolutely. by El_Smack · · Score: 2

    That way we could get our industry up to the same level of service as Airline Security personnel.

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  69. Utility of tech certification is limited by ColGraff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is that sinks, hair salons, and even cars all tend to be (relatively) standardized. I know I'm on thin ice with the cars, but I think we can agree that most cars will not be different in radical ways from most other cars. They will all have internal combustion engines, sensors, brakes, etc. - and these will certainly vary to an extent, but I would argue that PCs are much, much more customizable, especially on the software end. This means that a certification for an auto mechanic, plumber, stylist etc. indicates at best mastery of a mature, relatively static technology. That isn't the case with computers, where the most important factor in a technician's skill (to my mind) isn't just an encyclopedic knowledge of PC parts and old windows versions, but the mind-set that allows you to pick up on how a computer is supposed to be working, and fix it, even if you've never used that particular software before, because you have a broad enough experience and knowledge to have a feel for how things are supposed to be.

    My A+ certification says that I have mastered such-and-such skills, identified by bullet points on the certificate. And that's great, but a monkey could pass the A+ exam, it could easily master the specific, exact issues the exam measures. What it doesn't measure is good, ole-fashioned tech-savviness, and I don't think any certification short of a CompSci degree can. The best tech I've ever known is forty years old, former French teacher, just got his cert last year on a whim. And I've known A+ certified techs who couldn't install a hard drive.

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  70. Regulate This!!! by PlyWolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, that's what we need....more regulation. Because there's nothing to make your job worthwile like having Uncle Sam having strings attached. Hey, Cliff, instead of doing the California Soccer Mom Shuffle and recommending NEW FREAKING LAWS, why don't you not take any more days off, if you're just going to sit around thinking, "How could the government regulate me MORE?" I have the certifications you listed, as well as many other useless pieces of paper. They were never what got me my previous jobs, nor were they what qualified me to do what I've done. So, before you go dreaming up new bureaucracies to create, new lines to stand in, new fees to pay, DON'T. The only thing that would happen is the A+ would cost 400 dollars US, require a 6 hour wait in an office 20 miles from your house in the most crumbling part of town, and guarantee NOTHING in the way of quality tech work. Thanks to great minds like yours, 6 years from now, you won't be allowed to work a tech job in America unless you have a US Department of Technology Oversite license, which requires an A+ type test to receive, a large license fee, and have strings. Guess what? You can never be issued our license if you've ever visited a DIVX newsgroup, or burned mp3s of songs you didn't pay the RIAA for the permission to burn. Good thinking, pinko moron!

  71. Last question first... by Dannon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1) How and at what level would it be implemented and enforced?
    Constitutionally, the Federal Government has the authority to regulate interstate commerce, and other transactions are left to state and local governments, and to individual citizens. That's the model followed in regulating most industries: Licensing of Professional Engineers is done by each state, and it just happens for convenience that all states have chosen to recognize the standards set forth by the non-governmental American Board of Engineering and Technology. Licensing of local businesses is generally done by county or city agencies.

    2) What kind of regulation would you like to see, if any?
    As inclined towards libertarianism as I am, I'd tend to say as little as possible. It's a 'buyer beware' world, and if someone other than me is working on my home computer, I'm going to make sure they have a good reputation, even if they are still working their way through college, as my roommate is.
    Now, if the people in your community overwhelmingly want some sort of government-imposed consumer protection in this regard, that's up to you. Get your city council or county commissioners to deal with it. But I don't want it imposed on me.

    3) Would you view regulation or mandatory certification as a good thing in the computer repair/installation/maintenance world?
    Not if it prevents people from entering freely into business deals of their own choosing. As I mentioned above, my roommate uses his computer-building and computer-fixing skills to help pay for college, but it's not something he plans on doing for his life once he graduates. He's damned good at building and fixing computers, and he could pass any certification test you could throw at him, and there are plenty of people who would be willing to vouch for him on personal experience with his work. But would it be worth the money a government or private accrediting agency would undoubtedly charge if it's not something he plans to use for more than a few years? Not likely.

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    1. Re:Last question first... by Dannon · · Score: 2

      the part-time reference above kinda bothers me. would you (if you could) call a someone to do extermination if they were an accountant by day and just spayed poison on the weekends?

      Of course not. But then, my roommate is getting his degree in Computer Engineering. His specialty is related to what he does to pay his bills now. But what he does to pay his bills now is not what he wants to do forever. And if his experience and an hour of his time is worth $100 to someone who was referred to him through friends or relatives, and he always does a top-notch job and guarantees his work personally, it shouldn't be a crime for him to exploit his own talents for profit. It is his right to do so.

      Plus, as others have mentioned, there's a personal health/safety/real-estate-value associated with plumbing, electrical work, and poison-spraying that isn't associated with putting together a computer to browse the web and do e-mail at home.

      As far as the average buyer having enough knowledge to beware: As I posted parallel to this, Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement. I'm careful to make good decisions now about certain things that I know I made bad decisions about in the past. When life or health is not a factor, you can sometimes do people a disservice by trying too hard to protect them from the consequences of their own actions.

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      Experience comes from bad judgment.
    2. Re:Last question first... by jafac · · Score: 2

      You know, there's an important role in certification you're missing out on.

      TRUST.

      No system is going to work without trust.

      If someone has a bad experience with an Auto Mechanic, ALL auto mechanics suffer. Because of one bad apple. Because that person will no longer take his car to a mechanic, he'll more likely do it himself.

      You can see this play out today, in government and the stock market.
      Very few Americans participate in voting, and if you look at polls, it's overwhelmingly because they feel either that they have been presented a limited set of candidates to choose from, or that no matter who is elected, they're affected by corruption. There's very little trust in the democratic process in the United States. As a result, fewer than half of all eligible voters vote. Campaign Finance reform would be our only hope here - and of course we can't truly implement it because some jackass with lots of money decided that money=speech. Another reason for your average voter to not trust the system.

      So what about the Stock Market?
      The perception of the majority of middle-class would-be investors right now, after getting screwed over three years ago, is that the whole brokerage and research industry is corrupt, and there's not a damn thing the government is going to do about it to put a stop to it. No punative sentances or fines, no new regulations with sharper teeth, no new significant funding for regulatory agencies. And no prosecution of the President's friend. Pretty much everyone I know has the opinion that the stock market is a game rigged to make the super-rich richer, and remove money from the middle class. While it's not technically fraud because these people invested of their own free will, and *theoretically* had access to all the information everyone else has, you can't beat being the golfing buddy of someone on the board as far as accurate information goes.
      Hence, there's a low level of trust, a lower level of investment, and the stock market continues to creep along in the toilet.

      What do you think - removing certification for Accountants is going to improve that situation?

      What about doctors? (I already know what Libertarians think about certification of Laywers) - what if you're in an accident and need a transplant operation RIGHT AWAY in order to survive, so you need to make a decision in a drug-induced haze about whether your un-certified doctor is really the best vascular microsurgeon out there. . . what - you don't *KNOW* ?! You haven't done your homework on vascular microsurgeon? You lazy weak-minded bastard! You disgust me! You deserve to die!

      Perhaps at least PART of the current tech downturn has to do with the pundits of our industry predicting dire consequences for not spending kajillions of dollars on Y2K fixes - the companies paid for them, and are now hung-over from the spending binge, and since nothing bad happened on 1/1/2000 to those who didn't spend a lot of money, they feel cheated. If they had more trust in IT providers in the wake of Y2K, perhaps the downturn would not have been so severe (yes, I realize there are many other not insignificant factors at work here, like the massive corporate and accounting fraud, the actual real stock price bubble, and energy price spikes in 1999/2000).

      The fact is - people trust that peice of paper. Otherwise, universities would be out of business. Trusting a peice of paper is a shortcut. Often dangerous, but it makes the hiring process much more efficient than it otherwise would have been. And right now, the economy is all about productivity increases, which is all about efficiency.

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  72. A bad idea for consumers... by mlknowle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Take a look at Milton Friedman's discussion of professional licencing in Capitalism and Freedom. His contention is that licensing is simply another barrier to entry in an industry, and as such is almost always supported by those IN the industry as a way to keep new firms out, and prices up. He points to government licensing of pedicurists, a move which was lobbied for by (you guessed it) pedicurists, as a way to keep immigrants out of the industry (because they were willing to work for much less.

    Would this benefit the customer? Or would it simply make things more expensive?

    1. Re:A bad idea for consumers... by sheldon · · Score: 2

      A barrier to entry is kind of the point, I thought that was clear from this guys description. Do you want just anybody running around calling themselves a Doctor, or would you prefer someone who knew something about curing people?

      I'll tell you what. Next time you need some surgery done, come on over to my house. I guarantee you I can do it cheaper on my kitchen table than a qualified surgeon. However I make no guarantees that you shall survive the operation, and I have no insurance.

    2. Re:A bad idea for consumers... by jasonditz · · Score: 2

      There is, however, a difference between "should be" and "must be". Nobody is suggesting a person be able to lie about his credentials with impunity here, rather it is suggested that the market decide just how qualified one needs to be.

      If tomorrow it was legal to practice medicine without a license, would you go to the cheaper office with the "doctor" who has no degree or formal training?

      In the case of the computer repairman, you have to ask yourself if anyone really benefits from A+ certification courses, or if they are just another needless expense designed to make a lot of money for the test writers. I've met dozens of A+ certies that I wouldn't let within 10 feet of one of my computers, and I've met medical doctors with official degrees all over their walls that it would never dawn on me to rely on for medical advice.

      You've got to learn to think for yourself over who you trust rather than just expecting some bureaucrat in Washington to instinctively know who the best employee is for you in all cases.

    3. Re:A bad idea for consumers... by mlknowle · · Score: 2

      >I'll tell you what. Next time you need some surgery done, >come on over to my house. I guarantee you I can do it >cheaper on my kitchen table than a qualified surgeon. >However I make no guarantees that you shall survive the >operation, and I have no insurance.

      I won't do it! But I don't think that that means it should be illegal for you to offer that service (although you will have a hard time finding someone to take you up on the offer...)

      If you want to have professional accreditation (A+, etc) fine - but making it a legal requirement benefits only the professional and the government - everyone but the consumer.

  73. IMHO by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see lots of people ranting about how certifications are worthless. Most certifications are worthless, however some are not.

    Worthless:
    MCP and MCSE
    A+ and *+ (everything else +)
    CIW

    Value:
    CCIE
    RHCE

    Just MHO

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    1. Re:IMHO by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      Worthless:

      Value:

      What some people would consider valuable may be worthless to others. How valuable is a RHCE in a Windows only shop? Or an Apple only shop? How valuable is a CCNA in an ISP?

      People are ranting that certifications are worthless, only because they a) Don't cover material needed in a particular occupation or profession, or b) Can't tell you what kind of a person or company you are dealing with.

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    2. Re:IMHO by iamdrscience · · Score: 2
      How valuable is a RHCE in a Windows only shop? Or an Apple only shop?
      I know what you mean, but I think in general, an RHCE is more valuable. An MCSE and an RHCE might each be better on their respective platforms, but I would bet the average RHCE would be better with Windows than the average MCSE would be with Red Hat. It's kind of immaterial to the discussion and I don't have any numbers or studies to back me up, but I think it's true.
    3. Re:IMHO by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      I'd tend to agree with you in general. As always though, I feel there are exceptions to this. There's bound to be someone who came from the Apple side of thing and got their RHCE knowing nothing of the Windows world.

      I don't think however it's because the person with the RHCE knows more about Windows, just they are more willing to try anything, and therfore have experemented more with Windows than a bookfed MCSE. They most likely understand O/Ss better, therefore are able to be plunked down in front of any O/S and learn it.

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  74. You Know Who Should Be Certified? USERS!!!!!!!!!! by calgodot · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's true that a know-nothing doughboy who fancies himself computer savvy can ruin a system. It's also true there's no shortage of scam artists and other hucksters in the computer tech field. But nobody can fuck up a computer like a user! If I had a dollar for every dingwit admin-type who downloaded Kazaa and a near-infinite variety of spyware onto their machine, plus another dollar for every manager who though s/he knew what s/he was doing when s/he installed that neat shareware program, or opened that attachment from that total stranger, then I'd be a rich man. We'd all be rich, I tell ya, because I'd have so much money I'd have to give it to my fellow Slashdotters in order to avoid becoming one of those Rich Assholes. (I'm already an asshole, so giving me money is just going to compound the problem.) I've admin'd a lot of places, and at every one of them I suggest user education. New toilet seats are a higher priority at most businesses. Most companies would rather undergo a external audit by Satan and his accountants than actually spend money on employee training. "They should already know how to do that stuff," is the attitude and answer I encounter the most, though at no point during the hire process are they assessing computer skills. (I guess the temp agency is supposed to take care of that!) Additionally, if users were certified, we certified techs could refuse to work with uncertified users. "Can you help me with my email?" "Let me see your certs." At least then they might know the difference between SMTP and POP! (Some of this was parody. Some of it was satire. Some of it was real. I can't tell the difference anymore.)

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  75. I think the more important question is... by KlomDark · · Score: 2

    Do Slashdot employees ever get bitched out for sitting around at work doing nothing but reading Slashdot? :)

  76. Responsibility translates to Better Choices by Goldenhawk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    • "Consumers should bear some responsibility for their actions rather than putting even more laws on the books."

    And if you think back, to when you actually had to PAY ATTENTION to who was fixing your car, because Uncle Sam was not involved in the decision, you probably got much better service for your dollar, and knew a lot more about the work.

    For years I took my car to a shop far from home, because they did good work, knew me personally, even occasionally let me use their tools to do a job myself, etc. I selected them based on reputation, and service, and their record with me personally. Not some license on the wall. And just as importantly, when they started screwing up my car every time it went there, I stopped going. Despite the license on the wall.

    We Americans are a lazy bunch. Hey, the gu'mmint says they're licensed, must be okay. Here, Joe, fix my car. I trust you because Uncle Sam does too.

    Back in 'the day' when the consumer had to actually pay attention, I'll wager the service was a lot better. Sure there were ripoff artists, and bad stuff happened, but those shops didn't stay around for long.

    Just so, today, I'd bet that the overall service is better on computers, BECAUSE there is no regulation.

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    1. Re:Responsibility translates to Better Choices by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      Better? Better than what? Some hypothetical situation in which you pre-assume the government will screw something up? Putting aside your unfortunate bias for the moment, you probably shouldn't use the comparative when there is only one possible example to compare. There are not two, so there can be no "better."

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    2. Re:Responsibility translates to Better Choices by ces · · Score: 2

      First of all there is no Federal requirment in the US that auto mechanics be licensed. Where this is regulated it is done by states, counties, and cities.

      Second I don't belive it is all that common for local or state government to require any certification for auto mechanics. Many mechanics are ASE certified but they are certified for the same reasons someone might choose to get an A+ or MCSE.

      I do know some places require the shop to be licensed beyond a simple business license. These regulations have to do with environmental, fire, or life safety issues. This is for things like underground storage tanks, power lifts, welding, working on A/C systems, or performing emissions work.

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    3. Re:Responsibility translates to Better Choices by Reziac · · Score: 2

      It's easy to be responsible if you know something about the subject. But how many people actually have the knowledge, much less the time and aptitude to acquire it, to make good choices about an auto mechanic or a computer tech? So the best they can do is a sort of wild-assed guess after the fact, based on gut feelings about whether they got a fair deal or got ripped off. I wouldn't call the customer stupid unless they kept going back to the same shop despite that said shop clearly was not getting their problem fixed.

      Some of it is a matter of population. A bad auto mechanic in a small town will soon go out of business, because everyone will know about it, and there's nearly always competition (even in a village of 200 people). But in a city of 12 million -- if you're no good, and 6 million people know it, there are still 6 million more who don't yet know, and have no really good way to learn you're no good except the hard way.

      OTOH, computer tech in a small town may be the ONLY game in town. So whether he's any good or not, he's what you've got.

      With computers, the average person knows even less about how it works (and what's feasible to fix or not) than they do about their car. And since many people have come to expect poor performance from computers, there's not the obvious cue of "it runs rough" or "it stalls when it's cold" which with a car are fairly obvious clues that it needs better fixing. And since the computer is a magic black box, the customer is more inclined to blindly trust the shaman with the magic wand, whether they seem to get anything fixed or not.

      All that aside, I agree that if computer repair was regulated, the general quality of service would go DOWN, because most of the better part-timers (the self-taught techs who really know what they're doing) would be instantly out of business.

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  77. Do certs mean anything? by dasunt · · Score: 2

    Here on slashdot, the MCSE certification is bashed quite frequently. The 7 tests themselves are rather competent, and do deal with MS-OS issues, but due to the amount of schools out there that are willing to teach answers to specific questions, MCSE certification-holders tend to have a wide range of competency.

    The A+ seems to be only worse. Haven't checked Network+ or CCNA yet, but I'd be surprized if there wasn't similiar practices with those certification programs.

    The A+ wouldn't be my ideal test for first-tier general PC repair competence, but at the same time, its not a bad little test.

    When I look at certs, I use them as guildlines for what I should know. I'd rather have the knowledge for the field of knowledge being tested, then to be taught the answer for each question.

    Just my $.02

    1. Re:Do certs mean anything? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't mind if they asked generic questions - things I would expect an expert to know. But not when they ask things that I could and would just look up quickly, For example I remember an MCSE question that asked for the parameters to the setup program on the win98 cd - they would be shown if you just did setup /?, so why bother remembering them?

  78. Accountability? by uradu · · Score: 2

    > an error in repairing a car can easily result in injury or death
    > of quite a few people, so some accountability is needed

    While I don't know what the certification regulations and laws are, I doubt that there is much of an accountability component in there. When was the last time that a mechanic botched up a repair job and his accountability for the poor (or dangerous) job resulted in any satisfactory recourse to the client? You would still end up having to sue for any admission of fault and reparations. I've had my share of bad repair jobs where the shop denied any responsibility and the cost ended up being all mine.

  79. This is simplistic thinking. by leshert · · Score: 2

    The salon regulation, to me at first, seemed like the usual overkill large government regulation. However, it too is a matter of safety to the clients, as the chemicals and equipment (tanning beds especially) can also do harm if used incorrectly.

    You read way too much into that piece of paper. At least in my state, having that certificate on your wall means only two things:

    1. At some point, perhaps thirty years ago, you passed a test.
    2. You've continued to pay your US$30 to the state every two years to be able to continue to put that piece of paper on the wall.

  80. Yeah, and regulate Slashdot too... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why stop at just regulating technicians? I see a lot of low quality posting on Slashdot that I would prefer not to see. Maybe the government should regulate Slashdot posters to ensure high quality posts. I mean, if I'm a sysadmin for a large company and I take some advice from "Ask Slashdot" respondents, I could royaly screw up my network. And for that matter, I see a lot of low quality advice from untrusted sources all over the internet. What we probably need is a government controlled firewall to protect us from all of the bad things we might encounter on the 'Net. I'm also concerned about buggy software. It costs untold billions in security breaches. And I suspect that whole Linux thing is merely a trojan, waiting for a critical mass of people to adopt it, before it unleashes itself on an unsuspecting world. I know I would feel a lot better if people who wrote and/or distributed software were regulated. Of course hardware is no different, just think of all the copyright violations that could be avoided if hardware was regulated to prevent unauthorized copying of copyrighted material. That's probably another $100 billion or so that could be saved by just a little more regulation. And anyone who would oppose these ideas is probably just a terrorist scumbag and we should lock him up without trial or due process. Trials and due process cost a big-ole bundle of money and our goal is to save people (taxpayers) money with just a little bit government regulation. Arrrrgh! Come on people, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

  81. Backing up procedures by stephanruby · · Score: 2
    "I personally would like something that requires certain basic certifications for the techs themselves, and possibly something to do with retail shop areas (use of static mats, data backup procedures, etc). And enforced at the State level similar to most small business type codes. "

    We already have a law that encourages technicians to look into our hard drives. Now you want the government to enforce a regulation that would force technicians to backup our hard drives everytime we get our PCs repaired.

    If you really want to get rid of the riff raff in your industry. Differentiate yourself. Put a guarantee into the contract you give your costumers. Tell them you guarantee you won't lose their data, or you will pay them X amount of dollars. And if you're afraid they will give you a bad hard drive to begin with. Run your diagnostic and your backup in front of the costumer and offer them this guarantee only once the hard drive has been completely backed up.

    If you claim to be half as good as you say you are. You shouldn't be upset that your competitors are screwing up. You should be happy about it. The more they screw up and the more you offer costumers straightforward guarantees -- the more money you will make in the end.

  82. No by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was building computers when I was 16. I used to help my high school computer guy after basketball practice when I was 18. I know about 15 other people with similar backgrounds. None of us have ever even thought about getting an A+ cert. Why? Because building and troubleshooting PC hardware has always been extremely easy, straightforward, and demanded very little technical knowledge. It is a hobby for many. Such a lax and intellectually undemanding trade shouldn't require some form of regulation. Basic contractual agreements already protect a consumer enough.

  83. Re:Good/Bad by styrotech · · Score: 2

    Being Certified doesn't mean you can do it. I once had an MCSE ask me what port Telnet ran on.

    Isn't that a bit like a unix only admin not knowing what port MS Terminal Services works on?

    For an average MS admin, not knowing the telnet port would have zero effect on their ability to do their job - it's effectively only general knowledge to them (like a unix admin knowing about MS stuff).

    I'm not claiming they wouldn't be a closed minded moron, but it's not generally something they would have to know to do their job.

  84. Why don't we craft a new Cert Exam? by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I figure, give Windows 100 questions; the *nixes get 100 questions; 100 hardware related questions; and 100 networking questions. That's 400 questions, let them have 5 hours for the exam, charge them $500 to take it. Set the pass score at something like 87% and get the thing recognised. Then all the other certs get relegated to the backburner.

    Ok, I'm crazy, nevermind...

  85. Humorous cheapshot by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2

    Of course having a certified technician repair your Microsoft PC is like getting a certified mechanic to repair your Corvair.

    Some things just can't really be fixed. :-D

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    1. Re:Humorous cheapshot by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      Ahh yes, "Microsoft - Unsafe at any speed".

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  86. Certification at barrier to entry by fleener · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Interesting. I bet legally mandated IT certifications become reality as an embargo against exporting IT jobs (e.g., India). Oops, sorry, if you're providing that IT advice over the phone to a USA customer, you must first visit our country and pass our certification exams.

    Oh wait, that would drive up business costs and politicians are merely corporate puppets. I guess it won't become law after all.

  87. Re:definitely - Easily answered. by Havokmon · · Score: 2
    Suppose I run my own legitimate business at home from my computer? That's a pretty hefty burden to deal with if the shop I take my system to screws it up. You could say that it's my responsibility to keep backups of my data, but I'd just as easily say it's the shop's responsibility to make sure that they don't break what isn't already broken. You know...the ol' Hippocratic oath

    If you're running your own business, I would think this basic rule applies:
    If they have enough money to run commercials, they must be doing SOMETHING right.

    Yes, everyone screws up once in a while, that's what insurance is for. Those companies that can afford commercials, can afford to pay you for what they screwed up, because they're already a decent size. It's the small ones you need to watch out for.

    That goes for everything from Hair cuts, to auto-repair, to computer repair, to telecoms, to Airlines (What was that one in FL?). Be safe, not cheap, and you'll do fine.

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  88. Re:Satisfied customers not a guarantee of competan by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2

    In the process of repairing someone's hard drive, you might actually wipe out the data through your own negligence.

    This happens all the time; it's called "not good enough to get the job done."

    We tried to get our car repaired for months, and each reputable and industry certified mechanic we tried thought they fixed the problem but it always came back.

    You can go to three different doctors before they give you the right diagnosis for a complicated problem. I've heard about it from friends, seen it on ER, and have heard that if you have a serious medical problem you should consider hiring a personal nurse to keep an eye out for you anytime you go in for treatment.

    If you're certified by a well-designed examination for your industry AND former customers speak highly of you, then you're probably a reliable choice.

    If you only have certification, then you might be good on paper but lousy in the field, in which case I'm not interested. On the other side, you may be a smart guy who just never got certified, but for important procedures I'd like a little confidence that you've been properly educated to handle those rare situations you may not have experienced during your hobbyist years.

    So I always look for both official certification and word-of-mouth reputation when I need a service. But there's no 100%. Even after 8 years of med school and residency, or 25 years as a computer hardware hobbiest, people are going to make mistakes.

  89. Just Say No! by Skjellifetti · · Score: 2

    Certification requirements are often just a way for a profession to regulate the number (and, hence, the pay) of workers in a particular field. A gov't should never be able to mandate that auto mechanics be certified. As a consumer, I want to have the choice of whether to take my car to a mechanic without a certification, but a great reputation. This happens all the time in auto repair. My current mechanic is an ex-cop who isn't certified and does a great job for a fair price. Some jobs he won't touch because he knows his limits -- the check light for my air-bag is broken and he told me to go to the dealer for that problem. Same should hold for every other profession including MDs, beauty salon workers, and computer repair technicians.

    So what should certification be used for? Insurance, for one. An insurance company may choose to offer a reduced rate on malpractice insurance for those with certification. Customers may choose to use the certification as a starting point in deciding whether to hire an individual to perform a given service.

    But certification should never be mandated. That is too open for abuse since the certification requirements are usually set by those who are already certified. This gives the certification board an incentive to make it harder than it should be to get the required certification. In some professions, you can see the long term results. Medicine is a great example. Doctors must get an MD and jump through hoops in order to get licensed. Result is too few doctors. Society has begun getting around that by letting nurses perform many of the tasks that used to require an MD. That is a hint that gov't should never have mandated that those tasks require an MD to begin with.

  90. Re:a+ makes you proficient? by afidel · · Score: 2

    they believe will land them more jobs

    Well as cruddy as a cert as it is my MCSE NT4 did get me my first real job (real being not in a retail establishment). I talked to both the recruiter and the hiring manager and they both said what put me over the top of other candidates was the cert. So I have my MCSE to thank for a job that with almost no "real world" experience got me a $50,000/year job in the midwest.

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  91. Re:Why Mandated? by jmorris42 · · Score: 2

    > Because the consumers are mostly idiots?

    You just hit the prime idea behind the Democratic party. The "People" are idiots and WE, the anointed few will take care of them. That is where most regulation of this sort comes from. People are too stupid to check with friends, call the BBB or know which certs hanging on a wall are worth the paper they are printed on. So WE will decide and require anyone wanting to enter a profession to obtain OUR preferred cert, pay for a license from OUR bloated govt machine (to pay for US to think for you).

    And 'the People' are not just stupid, they are wicked narrowminded brutes also, so WE will take their excess cash (WE decide what is excess of course) and will do noble enlightened things with it.

    Really the same mindset as Valenti & Rosen assuming everyone except them is a thief, so they demand TCPA and such to protect themselves from the rabble.

    And no, this post isnt't a troll, just in an extra cynical mood today.

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  92. Um... lemmie think... uh, NO! by blate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The last thing we need in this business is more government "oversight" or regulation.

    Professionals, such as lawyers, doctors, plumbers, electricians, auto mechanics, barbers, etc. are required to be licensed, and in most cases, this is a good thing. They work in fields where mistakes can lead to wrongful convictions, serious injury, death, major property damage, and the like.

    OTOH, there are many fields where it is legal to do certain things, particular maintenence, with no license at all. I don't have to have a license to repair your deck or fix your toilet; granted, if I screw it up and your deck isn't up to code or your toilet floods your living room, you don't have many means of redress, other than suing me personally.

    The problem is that the work done in these fields is not necessarily analagous to the work done by PC repair techs. Frankly, fixing a broken system is usually not rocket science; doing so with the minimal amount of work and data loss is something of an art, but most tech support guys fall back to the usual, reformat, reboot, and reinstall method if all else fails.

    I don't think the government should be telling me whom I can and cannot pay to fix my computer (in my case, I fix the bloody thing myself), or my car for that matter. If I want to take it to my sister-in-law's best friend's teenage son and give him $20 to get XP working, that's my business. And if I want to get the thing fixed by someone who actually knows what the hell he's doing, and, perhaps, has all the mumble-mumble certifications to prove it, that's also my option.

    Other than freedom of choice (in who fixes my PC), the other effect of regulation would be to price or lock out uncertified individuals, such as myself, from the market. Granted, I like my job as a software engineer. But if the economy continues down the crapper and I lose my job, it wouldn't be below my dignity to make some extra bread fixing computers. My 15 years+ of PC hardware and software knowledge certainly is worth something to someone. I shouldn't have to go blow several thousand dollars getting A+ and Microsloth Certified Ignoramious certificates to get a job.

    I've worked with many engineers who had all those fancy certifications and many who did not. From what I can tell, they don't make a lick of difference. The only thing that really counts is knowledge (however it's acquired) and experience (and a healthy dose of intuition and luck). The worst thing is someone who can talk the talk and has the cert's but is fundamentally incompetent. Frankly, if I'm interviewing two guys, and one has an MSCE and the other claims several years of administering a Windows NT/2000 network, I'll probably consider them equally and ask them the same questions. I actually have more respect for the guy who's been debugging problems for the last couple years than someone who just passed some exam.

    Finally, perhaps as a coup-de-gras of sorts, consider all those Cisco Certifications. As much as Cisco hypes them, you'd think that lots of Cisco employees would have them. Well, I used to work there, and guess what? They don't. Generally, the engineers there are quite unimpressed by anything other than a CCIE (of which there are only a couple thousand in the whole world). It's not about how many tests you can pass, it's about what you've actually done and what you can do.

    The cert classes are a nice way to fill in some gaps in your existing knowledge or to get a jumpstart on a new technology, but, by and large, they don't mean dick.

  93. Insured yes, licensed no. Guarantees, yes. by nurb432 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't care if they are licensed, as that would only increase the cost of doing business, and cut out a lot of the smaller shops.

    However, one should be insured for reasonable liability..

    This goes for any industry as far as I'm concerned. My Auto mechanic isn't licensed, but his work IS guaranteed.

    If they are incompetent they don't stay in business anyway. Sort of self-policing.

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  94. Land of the Free? by jmu1 · · Score: 2
    I know it's really just a bunch of bs, but this is supposed to be the land of opportunity. The land of the free...

    I think that mandating certification in anything is total bs and should be branded so. What does any government have sticking their nose into what ANYONE does? If I want to hire noncertified people, I will damnit.

    And don't hand me any shit about "But what about people's lives!". That is exactly what I'm talking about. Control of lives. If people want to purchase goods and services from noncertified people... let them. They may get better service or higher quality goods from certified shops, but that is all part of the free market.

    Certification laws were lobbied by commie unionists who wanted to control the market of workers, making their pay go up so they wouldn't have to learn another trade that was more in demand. Fuckers are worse than farmers.

  95. less government by frovingslosh · · Score: 2
    My thought on all of this is keep the government out of it. Sure, there was a post here that said "if someone needs a license to fix my sink then why not one to fix my computer?". But, while I'm not going to try to justify the government saying who can do what to my toilet, the computer is hardly part of a building like plumbing or wiring is. Someone doesn't need a certification to fix your VCR, or your toaster, or your video game, they shouldn't need a certification to fix your computer. That's not to say that you should let a jerk fix your system, particularly if you depend on it. I'm just saying that the owner/consumer has to be responsible and not expect the government or Microsoft decide who can and who can't do a computer repair. Counting on the government to do this isn't likely to improve anything and just drive up the price.

    Another way to look at this, if you are IBM or SUN or Cisco or any other manufacturer/service company, do you have the right to train your own people and set your own standards, or do your technicians have to pass some sort of test set up by a government bureaucrat (perhaps with the "guidance" of a competitor like Microsoft)? If Sun can fix Sun systems and IBM and others can fix IBM mainframes, why should the lowly PC be given a higher status?

    And don't think for a minute it stops there. Once the government gets it's fingers in here, there will certainly be software "certification" for those who write code. Sure, Microsoft will still be free to put out system that crash regularly and to export jobs to lowest bidder countries, but an individual who can do the work on his own will be required to learn the Microsoft sales pitches and be able to present the Microsoft product line before he can be "certified" to do the work he is already making a living at.

    I'd rather count on the market place to regulate the industry than bureaucrats. The market isn't perfect, but it's far better than the alternative. Consumers who hire idiots should not be an excuse to take away good people's right to earn a living.

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  96. its all about speed of change.. by Splork · · Score: 2

    How much has changed in the hair care world in the last 10 years? How much have automobiles changed in the last 10 years? Now compare that to how much has changed in the field of computers in the last 10 years. Notice the several orders of magnitude difference beating you over the head with a big stick.

    By the time a beaurocrat gets their ass off of their head long enough to attempt to regulate computer repair, everything they've tried to do by regulating it will be worthless and obsolete.

    blind regulation is bad. reputation is good.

  97. But mechanics and hairdressers don't by phorm · · Score: 2

    Generally do work at home. Some hairdressers do, but not many that get high customer volume

    A lot of techies (and good ones) work from home, such a requirement could very well kill their business. All things considered, if a business kills a computer - they should replace it. If there's very valuable data on it, the customer should notify them beforehand and they can weight the risks.

    On the other note: I recently sent my semi-computer-illiterate grandparents to pick up a new fan for their old Pentium 200 from the local Future Shop. They told the main tech they had a Pentium 200 ($5 heatsink+fan combo), and were given a huge heatsink+fan combo ($25) for an Althon XP/P3/P4. Being idiots, they decided to try installing it themselves, and ended up damaging capacitors near the CPU socket with the oversized heatsink. Apparently Future Shop has no liability in this, they hire idiots for techs who can't read that a heatsink is for a Socket A/370 (Athlon/P4) mainboard.

    My point? If major businesses were required to hire at least semi-competetent techs, it would be better. But by the same reasoning I am guessing that people reading this article (who didn't already know of FS's tech crappiness) will keep this in mind when getting PC work/parts from there. Word of mouth is a big factor in a PC business... and a bad reputation as a computer dealer can sink you very fast sometimes.

  98. My thoughts... by blixel · · Score: 2

    I don't think having the certification proves that you know more than the guy next to you who doesn't have the certification. Being certified does not equal having years of experience. That said, I don't agree that all certified people are morons as some people in this thread are saying. I do agree that many people who have no real know-how but have lots of money run out and get certifications just to have them. And that's unfortunate because it makes the rest of "us" (those of us who know our stuff) look bad. But the same thing has been happening for years. A high school diploma used to be optional and you would still be able to land a decent paying job as long as you knew what you were doing. My dad never graduated high school and made over 60 grand a year working at Caterpillar as an electrician. He knew how to do his job and back then, that was all that mattered. But now - a 4 year college degree barely qualifies you for 25k a year and lower management.

  99. If This Comes To Pass by The+Dobber · · Score: 2

    I'm getting me a butt-load of stock in that company. You know, the one that Sally Struthers says I can get a degree from.

    Or was that the one that feed the starving children?

    Can't remember, oh wait

    1) Starving Children
    B) Sally Struthers
    III) Degree In PC Repair
    Four) Profit

  100. how self regulation happens in the computer biz by kraksmoka · · Score: 2
    asking for regulation would be like going to Dr. Kevorkian. Do we really need barriers of entry in this field? after all, if you can't fix a machine, you don't say you can, right?

    the current piss-poor economy has acted like regulation. i have seen many a wanna-be, dishonest middle man or liar driven out of business, because they cannot get cash when the goods are fake. lets face it, there are scammers out there that say they'll hand out the stars and the moon on a PC, but that was the nature of the boom times too. people are more wary today, ever so slightly more educated (no browser?? ok, just click the big blue E) and not in the same frantic state of mind that the boom created.

    in short. the industry is self-regulated and should stay that way. keeping barriers of entry (in the fiscal world) low serves to draw more people into the field. the barriers of entry right now are only time and brains. lets keep it that way.

    the only person served by your regulation would be established businesses, and that is what creates stagnation and problems.

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  101. Established Industry... by nick_davison · · Score: 2

    How long had there been automechanics and hairdressers before either industry was regulated?

    How long have people been repairing home PCs? (Maybe 20 years?)

    [Home] Computing's still a very young industry. A lot of the experience is still self taught, rather than learned on courses (though it's shifting), much like with cars in their early days.

    While it wouldn't suprise me in the least to see legally required certifications around the centenary of the home PC, just like we see for the centenary of the car, does every other industry get regulated this quickly either?

  102. Re:Certifications should be like RPGs by MImeKillEr · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but do you get the bitchin' Vorpal sword and the Elven cloak of Invisibility?

    Do I, as your customer, get saving throws when you trash my hard drive?

    Sorry.. Had to go there.

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  103. Egad, no! by pjt48108 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think mandatory certification for PC repair services would be the kiss of death to affordable quality service. The fact that a business person doesn't request several bids, or, get references for a likely contender for a job, should not be the premise upon which licensing mandates are instituted. That would only reward lazy business owners/managers, and reward easy fixes.

    The fact that a person can afford to take a test to get certification doesn't say squat about that person's ability to solve problems requiring critical reasoning or independent thought. I would rather hire someone based on his or her reputation for having their shit together and getting the job done right the first time. And, on the flip side, I would like to think that my own reputation spoke more highly for me than having any certification a well-trained chimp might get its hands on, given said chimp's ability to pay for it.

    I tend to be nominally liberal, but in such a case as this, I am all for unregulated commerce. Dumbshits who fuck up will not be in business for long. Honest people with their act together will find their isn't enough time in the day to accept all requests for service.

    Now, when it comes to coding software, I am in favor of regulation, especially for operating systems coders. but then, that is another kettle of fish entirely...

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  104. Certifications are worthless? by Quill_28 · · Score: 2

    I think not. Sure they don't mean you know anything. Everybody has meet a MCSE who is utterly clueless, but they do help your resume move to the top of the stack.

    Let's be honest most people only get certifications to get a better job. That and your employer pays you to get one.

    1. Re:Certifications are worthless? by /dev/trash · · Score: 2

      exactly. we all need help getting to the top of the resume pile.

  105. Comptia Certifications by greymond · · Score: 2

    although they show competance, they don't really mean crap when working in a Computer Repair dept.

    When I worked at CompUSA - although I had an A+ certification already - most of the problems were specific system issues that Compaq or Pacbell new about. ie: Compaq had a flaw in their X series MB's that caused cd drives to go out - so all those systems would come in with people complaining about their cd-rom not working and we simply order the new MB and cdrom and replace them - that used about 1% of the information covered in the A+ Exam Cram.

    The other common issues were people who had tried to instal Win X over Win X and turned the poweroff halfway through and needed their system restored.

  106. No CS PE by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    Problem is there is no equivalent of the PE for CS people.

    I'm unsure how well the PE would actually speak to a persons software engineering skill as it currently stands.

    "They" are currently working on a Profession Software Engineer ( or whatever it is called ) cert though.

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  107. Re:All you need is your A+ and Network Security ce by madmancarman · · Score: 2
    If the gov't is going to require certification, all you need is your A+ and Network Security certs. You know how "advanced" the A+ is with all of it's DOS and Windows 3.1 questions.

    As someone mentioned earlier, the A+ Operating Systems test no longer has any Windows 3.1 questions, and its command line questions are either related to DOS in Win9x, or to the commands in Windows 2000.

    Anyone who passes these tests is definately qualified to repair my computer running my favorite flavor of *BSD or Linux!

    What in the world does the operating system have to do with repairing the physical computer? If the floppy drive is hosed, replace it. If you want a DVD-RW drive installed, not a problem. Of course, drivers and compatability are another story, but physical installation shouldn't be an issue.

    While I wouldn't let the average A+ Certified technician loose on my Linux installation, they're probably quite capable of fixing most hardware problems you might have. And you can always require them to be Linux+ certified if you need help with that, but since that's aimed at techies with 6 months of experience, I'm not sure that would be your best option either.

    At this point, since a number (but not all) of the IT certifications out there can be earned with a majority of studying and minimal hands-on experience, I don't think requiring certifications in the industry is going to do anything more than further boost the popularity of those certifications. We've all heard the horror stories about NT MCSE's who couldn't make a boot floppy.

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  108. Those ideas always look good on paper... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    ... however, unlike automobiles and hair salons, whose technology haven't changed much in the last 100 years (a car's engine still works the same as 100 years ago, no matter how many microchips it has), so keeping a tech current is no big deal.

    However, this is not the case with computers, given the wide variation in platforms AND software. Keeping a tech current just to satisfy "legal" requirements would take 100% of the tech's available time.

  109. Government Lisencing and Monitoring would be good! by The_Guv'na · · Score: 2

    Imagine that, by law, an image of your hard drive must be sent to the government, your DNA swabbed from your input devices, and bugs/keyloggers routineley installed if they find any sign of terrorist or criminal activities or intentions....

    Such as:

    Naturally, copies of your drive image will always be sent immediateley to the proper authorities for America's protection.

    As we all know, no Saudi funded terrorist group could even dream of affording it's own bunch of nutbars to read up on some HOWTOs and sort out their own computers.

    Have A Nice Day!(tm)

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  110. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 2

    When I worked for DEC they had a rule, "A+ or your ass is gone."

    Judging by the fact that DEC stock now trades under HP's ticker symbol (DEC -> Compaq -> HP), I would think long and hard before looking to their more asinine management policies as being a Good Thing.

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  111. Two reasons it probably won't happen. by blair1q · · Score: 2

    1. Cars are still far more expensive items. For most people, a car is the most expensive item they own (houses are a very close second). You can pay as much for a non-ridiculous repair on a car as your entire computer, software library, and home network cost.

    2. Safety is a critical feature of a car. Safety is an almost unknown feature in a home computer. Certifying mechanics to bleed brakes saves lives. Certifying techs to configure IP addresses is a waste of eighty bucks.

  112. NO NO NO by Qrlx · · Score: 2

    I realize that nobody is going to read comment #500 on this busy story, but here goes:

    Certification in the computer industry is a waste of time, MOSTLY (with a few exceptions -- maybe general security practices, TCP/IP stuff, could be certified) It matters so little to me that the guy working on my computer has a piece of paper that says he took a test. Tests do not matter doodly-squat compared to hands-on experience.

    True story: Former network admin here, MCSE, was backing up Exchange as though it was just another file. He never got priv.edb and pub.edb because (duh) Exchange keeps a lock on those babies. End result: Big Owie! (as the Gungans say). Paper tiger got burned. Me, with no cert but a clue, got his job.

    One of the BEST things about the tech field is that it is relatively free from unions, guilds, and various other anti-competitive exclusionary practices. We need to keep it taht way. My highest-paid buddy only has a H.S. diploma, and he runs major web sites for big time companies. He didn't get hired because of some stupid piece of paper, but because he can get the job done.

    Isn't that refreshing? We in the tech field have a self-sufficiency gene. We are all adults here, unlike teachers or policemen or the guy who bags your groceries at the Safeway -- we don't need a corrupt union to "watch out for our best interests" because we already know what our own best interests are! (href: all I wanted was a pepsi!)

    Now, I wouldn't hold it against somebody that they had a tech certification. But it's much less important than their people skills, etc.

    ANd how many of us haven't been ripped off at ASE-certified mechanics?

    Okay, so I work on Windows systems, but it's obvious to me (and to my employer after they got burned) that MCSE and such is really all about marketing. It's supposed to demonstrate that MS has an army of highly-trained specialists who can help your organization. But it's crap, and we all know it.

    Another example: a guy from Dell was here the other day to replace a failed HDD (in the Exchange server, as it turns out. God bless RAID). It took him like two hours to figure out that he needed to change the SCSI ID on the new HD. This guy was certified, but he had never heard of a SCSI ID? That's so pathetic.

    If we are going to have certs, at least give me a way to file a complaint against the tech who takes two hours replacing a HDD in my mission-critical email server because he doesn't know what a SCSI ID is. Something like the Bar Association for lawyers. But I can already see where that would go: Right into the Llinux vs. Windows Flame Pit From Hell.

    That's why those of us with open minds and a clue don't need any damn certs. We can stand on the merits of what we know, thank you very much.

    1. Re:NO NO NO by /dev/trash · · Score: 2
      Former network admin here, MCSE, was backing up Exchange as though it was just another file.


      Isn't unix way: EVERYTHING is a file?

      Sorry, just a little humor on a lonely Friday nite.

      I see what you are saying though. I have no certs but I'm thinking on them. It seems around here certs are the only way to even get an interview for a job.

  113. And another thought... by Dannon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I do a fair share of cleaning up after fly-by-night companies/consultants/johnny's-14-year-old nephew-that-really-knows-computers. It costs a lot of the local businesses serious money to replace lost data and sub-standard equipment.

    So why are you complaining? The fact that you're trusted to clean up these mistakes shows that you evidently have the experience/credentials/word-of-mouth-reputation that these fly-by-nighters, consultants, and nephews lack. On your part, you'd make less money if it weren't for two things:
    1) Some of your customers were at one point careless with their money.
    2) You have something better to offer than their previous servicefolks. Something that allows you to charge more, and forces them to either discount or get Darwinized out of business.

    And on the part of your clients, they gain the benefit of wisdom (good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement). Plus, it is worth the money they pay you to have you around to clean up their mistakes.

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  114. System Administrators Guild by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    Guild! The word I think we are all looking for is Tech Guilds. Now if we can just hire some thugs to enforce things..

    You can vist the System Administrators Guild at sageweb.sage.org

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    1. Re:System Administrators Guild by Blackneto · · Score: 2

      Do they have thugs to enforce things like in the middle ages?

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  115. Great Idea by photon317 · · Score: 2


    Questionnaire:

    1) How happy have you, your friends, and your relatives been with licensed auto mechanics in the past?

    2) How happy have you, your friends, and your relatives been with licensed hairdressers in the past?

    3) Do you now think government licensing has anything to do with customer satisfaction?

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  116. Re:Satisfied customers not a guarantee of competan by bziman · · Score: 2
    Like you, those practioners do not particularly care if they are recognized by the medical community as a legitimate treatment -- they proudly point to their satisfied customers as "proof" that their methods work.

    Your point is well taken, but imagine a world where Pfizer and GlaxoKlineSmith decide who gets certified. That's where the world is headed with IT certifications - there is no FDA of computers, and if there was, it would be controlled by special interests like Microsoft and Disney.

    Even if you have "certified" support from a company like Microsoft (or Red Hat or whatever) they still aren't particularly accountable -- they're perfectly happy to tell you "too bad" or "it's your fault" when their software crashes and you lose data.

    Microsoft uses their customer base to support the claim that they aren't evil, but there's lots of dispute.

    But to go back to the analogy someone made about mechanics, I'm more likely to go to a mechanic recommended to me by a friend than one I find in the phone book. I never wanted to use customer satisfaction as a means of advertising or justification, only that it is sufficient for my own self-reliance.

    Also, if you have a reputation for fixing problems, what difference does it make if you backed up their software and reinstalled the OS versus going into the registry and fixing the problem manually. Aside from the fact that if you choose the first route too often you'll lose your mind.

  117. Re:Sanity Check by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately the BBB is mostly B-fucking-S.

    I dont know what type of success you have ever had with filing complaints with the BBB against companies - but I can tell you from the many times that I actually have - it really doesnt do jack.

    For example - one company (a car dealership that sold me a car that was a lemon (as defined by the lemon law) would not cooperate and do what was required of them by law to take care of the problem) whom I tried to report to the BBB was rated as "a gold business member" by the BBB and the BBB rep said "I can't believe that they would act in this way". After sending the copy of the complaint and the copy of the complaint I made to the state attorney general I still didnt even get results.

    You want to know what did get results? Pushing the car (yes physically pushing the broken piece of shit) into their entrance and throwing the keys in the face of the dealer in front of about 10 other customers that were there.

    On other occasions not only did I file with the BBB - but I also called the insurace commision about insurance problems (a carrier refused to take a car I no longer owned off my policy and kept billing me for it) - still no results. I was told by the insurance commission that this "was common behavior" - and they didnt do a damn thing. Common?! I just let them bill me and I never paid them - just switched to another carrier. "Good for you!" you might say. Bullshit. I shouldnt HAVE to switch.... and anyone that thinks that switching is an acceptable solution to this sort of problem is an idiot. its no solution - shit like this should be taken care of, we should NOT have to deal with crap like this.

    want more examples of how the BBB is just a token organization that doesnt accomplish for consumers what it is supposedly chartered to do?

    why not look at the actual punishments that companies receive when they fuck up in a big way.

    As another poster said - vote with your wallet. Well, I do (I havent bought a Nike product in more than 10 years - although I was given a pair of shoes once as a gift) - there are many companies I dont shop with....

    the point about Frys is that they sell items that are refurb/return-not-working as IF THEY WERE NEW - and charge the *same price* as the real new item would cost. This should be *illegal*. also - ever notice that frys maintains no website? ever had an experience trying to get a laptop that is under warranty repaired in their "authorized service center" - pain in the ass.

    anyway - frys just sucks, but overall good customer service is definitely something the consumer should demand and expect.

    but here we see the problem is even more than just bad customer service, neglected policies and unenforced laws. the root of the continuance of these issues comes from the fact that the large majority of consumers are just happy to tolerate these thing and throw up their arms - like we see here, not even noticing that the supposed groups and measures that are already in place dont do a damn thing.... which is why we are even talking about this issue in the first place.

  118. Certification != Competence by BanjoBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having spent younger years in the repair industry and since then having paid many people for repair on various items, I have reach the conclusion that having certification has nothing to do with the ability to perform the work. I am not a certified network engineer but have found myself in a position several times in different companies that the certified network administrator was unable to perform the work but had to rely on me to help them understand what needed to be done and how to do it. So, research on the quality of service and capabilities of prospective employees is far more important than relying on certifications.

  119. I'm all in favor of Design Certifications.... by greymond · · Score: 2

    As long as it takes into account a person's portfolio

    I currently am a Graphic Designer (still working and never laid off) that has met way too many people who say "I'm a graphic designer too - look at these stickers I made using this word template".... it's people like that - that make it harder for those of us qualified to get a job to find jobs.

    The Adobe certifications are decent, but they don't really look at design concepts, instead they are more of if you can find where the filter menu is and if you know how to USE the program.

    USING a program and DESIGNING art is VERY DIFFERENT and it takes quite a bit more to come up with an original marketing idea for a product than just knowing how to take a picture and run filters in photoshop on it.

    Heres a hint for all you wanna be graphic designers - this is what steps I take to create a package

    1) Research who I am marketing too or who "they" want me to market too as well as who I am doing this for is important - just because a nude car wash will sell doesn't mean the church your working for will like that idea :)

    2) Freehand draw out ideas and slogans (i feel my drawings are shitty compared to some but even still it gives a base to start from)

    3) Then I go to the computer and start recreating or scanning - tracing - coloring - touchup etc...

    4) I take it to my boss and he puts in his $5 worth - then I go back to step 3 and after that i'm done with that project.

    GOOD Design takes time - not a few seconds filling out a word template.

  120. Bingo. Remember the CDP... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    David, that's an excelent post. You got all the points I wanted to make.

    But I'll chime in anyway, with a real-world example that's a little closer to home for some of the Slashdot readers.

    Change the question to:

    Does the Computer Programming field need to be regulated?

    A couple decades ago this question was being asked seriously. A private organization was set up to create a certification for computer programmers. The subtext appeared to be lobbying for laws banning programming for money by anyone who didn't have one of their certifications. Think of an "American Bar Association" for programmers. (I thought the original certification was called the Certified Data Professional or CDP, but see below.)

    Of course the certification required extensive knowlege of the languages of the time. Such languages as Cobol and JCL.

    This would be convenient for someone in a large corporation's personnel department when hiring for the accounting departments IT operation. (Except when setting salary, of course, since the shortage of "qualified" programmers would drive up the price.)

    But can you IMAGINE what effect such a law would have had on the computing revolution?

    Would there even BE a Unix, an Apple OS, a Linux, a gnu project, emacs, gcc, Perl, Bison, Java, C++, etc. if everyone had to learn Cobol and enough other stuff to do accounting apps, and get a cert, before they could be paid to hack in C or sell any software they'd written?

    ====

    Interestingly, what appears to be the same organization is still around, as a private-enterprise certification vendor. The web site says its current offering is "Certified Computing Professional" (CCP), and that it still maintains earlier certifications called "Certified Data Processor" (CDP), "Certified Systems Professional" (CSP) and "Certified Computer Programmer" (another CCP).

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  121. Re:true by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    3. Government agency forces recall on Windows OSes, they are unsafe at any speed, fail crash tests and pollute the net.

    I think you missed the next few steps:

    4. Government decides that OSes that are going to be connected to the internet have to be certified and signed.

    5. ISPs are required to run software which interacts with your local PC to decide if it is running on trusted hardware with a trusted OS - otherwise click .

    6. MS pays off the appropriate authorities and WinXP gets the signature.

    7. Big Linux distro also pays to get a sig. However, if you recompile your kernel the sig doesn't match anymore, and you can't go online.

    8. Profit! (For MS at least, and some big linux vendors.)

  122. Misconceptions by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

    First, you don't need to be licensed to be an auto mechanic. Those certifications the mechanic has up are there to show off. Whether they mean anything depends on the certificate and who issued it, but none of them are required to work on cars. Of course people do make decisions based on them (eg. not taking their new car to a mechanic who doesn't have a certification from the car's maker).

    Second, the certificates for hairdressers and such have nothing do to with how well they do their jobs. The certifications are about making sure the certified isn't a hazard to the public (the customers). The certificate says your hairdresser knows and follows the rules about cleanliness of the tools and such, but whether they can cut your hair without butchering it is outside the scope of the certification.

    Given those two things, there's not much parallel in the parallels the article's author is drawing. Myself, I think certification would be good, but only if it concentrated on practical tests (ie. no questions to answer, your test is to be given a bench and a broken PC and you have to fix it while an instructor grades you on whether you followed anti-static and other safety procedures, whether the work was done right and (most importantly) whether the PC actually worked when you were done).

  123. Re:Certification means nothing... voice of experie by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    "and just let people publish like crazy on the web who is good, and who isn't worth the screwdriver they wave around."

    Yeah, we all know that web referrals are trustworthy! Just look at Amazon's review system!

    And this doesn't even mention referrals for ways to increase the size of your penis by 135%.

  124. These can become political tests by Fished · · Score: 2
    My mother was a Librarian. In the state of Virginia, you are required to be licensed to be a "professional librarian." In practice, this means that you MUST have a Masters in Library Science (although it is theoretically possible to get a license without one, its Just Not Very Probable.) And here is where the political tests come in: when my mother went to get her MLS (even though she already had a Ph.D. in Spanish Language and Culture and a pretty stinkin' good idea how a Library is organized) she discovered that many of the classes for an MLS were litmus tests. A great tension was created between "freedom of information" and "responsible librarianship" - which all sounds very good, until you realize that "freedom of information" is only applied to sources that match the ALA's liberal political agenda, while "responsible sources" is applied to "hate literature" like ... Dr. Laura, or Rush Limbaugh. (Funny, I seem to remember a few liberals being rather spiteful after the last election.) I can't say that all MLS programs are like this, but the one my mother was in certainly was.

    In other places, the licensing schemes have become a way of propping up the unions: the quickest and easiest way to get a license was to join the union. The net effect of this is to restrict YOUR freedom to practice your livelihood based on your membership in some fairly questionable organizations.

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  125. Wrong attribution by The+Tyro · · Score: 2

    Yes, I know the "ol' Hippocratic Oath," having taken it in the past (my politically-correct medical school also had some new-age versions you could take in place of the original). "Do no harm" is good advice.

    That particular phrase, however, is not in the hippocratic oath. The closest phrase is something to the effect of "I will give no deadly medicine, if asked, nor suggest any such counsel"

    The "Do No Harm" exhortation has been variously attributed to other writings of Hippocrates, and also to the Roman physician Galen.

    Just FYI.

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  126. Re:true by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    I think you people are confusing CERTIFIED with BONDED. The fact that someone is a master plumber is not going to help you when he does $50K in water damage to you and your immediate neighbor. The guy's going to have to be insured.

    This isn't even getting into what will be involved if some sleazy undereducated insurance adjuster tells you to f*ck off.

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  127. From what I've seen, A/Net+ really is worthless by Wee · · Score: 2
    The groups I worked for at both of my last two employers (a Fortune 500 company and a start-up) would automatically and routinely not even consider reading resumes that met certain criteria. Having a "degree" from DeVry, Coleman College, U of Phoenix, et al. was one such criterion. Another was having A+ or Net+ certs (especially if they were prominently placed). If either of those two criteria were met, you would hear an imitation toilet sound from the person who was reviewing it and it would be placed in a pile to keep on file (legal requirement) but not bother looking at again. Nobody meeting either of these criteria ever got phone screened, as far as I can remember. This "policy" applied to a wide variety of IT jobs.

    Am I saying this was a good thing to do? No. A bad thing? Nope. Was it a policy I agreed with? Not necessarily, not that my opinion of the practice even matters. I'm simply relating my experiences regarding the relative worth of A/Net+ certs as far as tech jobs are concerned.

    If I were forced to guess what the implcations are, I'd say that if you're thinking about getting A/Net+ in addition to other certs, don't bother since they won't add much value. If you have no other certs and are thinking of getting one of these in order to beef up your resume, I'd say you might be better off skipping it and spending a little more time/effort getting another type of cert (cisco, MC*, RHCE, whatever). YMMV.

    -B

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    1. Re:From what I've seen, A/Net+ really is worthless by Reziac · · Score: 2

      While it's a shame that A+ has been diluted to the point of meaninglessness, I certainly understand why. See my post above about the "paper A+" http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=50229&cid= 5052133

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    2. Re:From what I've seen, A/Net+ really is worthless by Wee · · Score: 2
      The value of a cert is inversely proportional to the ease with which one can attain it. That's all there is to it.

      -B

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    3. Re:From what I've seen, A/Net+ really is worthless by Reziac · · Score: 2

      That's about as succinct a statement as you'll ever see on the topic!

      Irony, Slashdot style: this morning's tagline:

      I have ways of making money that you know nothing of. -- John D. Rockefeller

      Ha!!

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  128. One cert to rule them all... by raehl · · Score: 2

    Three Certs for Consultants who fly the sky
    Seven for the Kiddies in their parents' home
    Nine for Megastore-Techs who often lie
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Redmond where the shadows lie
    One Cert to rule them all, One Cert to find them,
    One Cert to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.

  129. Absolutely not by r2ravens · · Score: 2

    Leave us alone. Don't complicate things. Even suggesting this gives people ideas. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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  130. While we're at it... by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 2

    Let's also lump in certs for posting to /. and querying google.

    Are we so lost we need to be told what to do?

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  131. Might as well do it myself... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    Is how I got into IT in the first place. In fact, it's how a LOT of people I know got into IT. We got sick of the know-nothings at CompUSA and Best Buy jerking us around, maximizing their profits and our downtime. We said, screw this, we can do it better ourselves.

    And you know what? By and large, we did. And you can too. It's really not that hard.

    Yes, there's a lot to learn. But there are a lot of people willing to give you their knowledge and their time for free if you ask them nicely and show a real interest in learning. Much of the information is freely available online. Most of the documentation these days is pretty accurate and the instructions work if you follow them.

    Regulation will help kill DIY and add to the expense of repairing and upgrading computers, because simple things like installing RAM or PCI cards don't require hardly any knowledge or expertise to do right at all, but suddenly people will be afraid to do it without shelling big bucks out to some guy who read a book and passed the A+ exam.

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  132. MOD UP!!! by Picass0 · · Score: 2


    TSIA

  133. what purpose would it serve? by devleopard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Industries like you mentioned are regulated for a reason - safety. As much as we think that computers are life, in the real world, they aren't. If you lose your saved Sims sessions, so what?


    Now, if your data has a real value, then you either are:

    1. a power user, who is familiar enough to not need a technician
    2. a power user that needs a tech, but is savvy enough to know who is reputable
    3. a business, with enough of a financial interest to 1) (see above) 2) have a dedicated IT staff


    What about cost? If you introduce forced certification, it'll incur a large cost that'll be passed on to consumers


    What about enforcement? What if someone performs "illegal" tech work without a cert? What if a cert'ed tech screws up? Will there be government entities to oversee the process and handle complaints? All costs - and unfair, not every user 1) has a computer 2) needs a tech


    Tips balance of power - if all techs had to get certed, everyone would focus on Windows - and the issue of "unsupported" systems (like your fav *ix) would get even worse.


    Tech support - this involves working on systems, even if you're talking someone through it - will this be subject to cert? You can bet that even fewer will offer free support.


    There are plenty more reasons to not force certification, but that doesn't mean it's necessarily bad. Techs/shops can use it to their marketing advantage - like "GM" certified shops can make themselves sound more credible than the "local greasy Joe" shop.

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  134. A+ is fine for entry level work by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2
    Technical support is a whole different matter. But to just add components and format hard drives in the back of a tech shop is not brain surgery. You just need some training and thats it.

    Becoming a good or expert tech is totally different and no test can do this.

    The only way to become good at any technician position where its copiers, cars, or computers is to go out and do it. A year or more is required for full maximum performance. A test will not make you an expert but will be enough where you can start out and learn from your boss or other co-workers on how to do your job.

  135. There are "paper A+ techs" too by Reziac · · Score: 2

    And it goes the other way, too. I only know one A+ certified tech (he got the cert. thru a community college training course, but has ZERO hands-on experience outside of that class), and there's no way in hell I'd *ever* let that guy touch my hardware or software. Not only for the lack of experience, but also because he just flat doesn't have the aptitude -- if it's not in the textbook, he hasn't the first clue what to do. Considering the popularity and relatively low cost of such classes, and the frequent outright incompetence I've observed among computer repair techs (especially in chain stores and in small-town shops with no competition), I suspect he's more the norm than not.

    OTOH, most of the truly competent techs I know have either no certs at all, or have a fairly ancient CNE but nothing else.

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  136. Re:Satisfied customers not a guarantee of competan by Reziac · · Score: 2

    It's a difficult question for people who don't have a geek community to rely on for references. How does someone who bought a computer at WalMart know if the chain store or local shop with a string of certificates on the wall actually hires competent people? How do they know if the nerdy kid down the street actually knows anything, or just talks a good line? These customers have no basis for comparison, because they have no idea if what the tech did was correct or not.

    For several years there was a guy around here, with a regular shop, who always "fixed" every computer he touched the same way, whether it needed it or not. I got most of my regular clients as a result of cleaning up what he broke. (I'd fire up the machine, quickly discover his handiwork, and say "Oh, D. was here!" and they'd think I was a genius. :)

    And personally, I find it easier to manually fix the registry than to reinstall the OS. :)

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  137. So? by Goonie · · Score: 2
    Why do we need regulations to ban what you propose? As long as you advertise yourself as "unqualified idiot who knows nothing about medicine besides watching the occasional TV documentary" and don't claim to be a qualified doctor, I can't see the harm - because noone in their right mind would take up the offer.

    Similarly, as long as you're honest about your lack of formal qualifications as a computer hardware technician, if people want to pay you to "fix their computer" good luck to them. As lives aren't at stake, regulation is even less justified in this case.

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  138. Public safety in beauty salons by twitter · · Score: 2
    There are real public safety aspects involved with beauty salons. Have you ever considered the UV lights shining on the equipment and what they are there to prevent? You can walk away from a barber shop with more than a bad haircut, you could walk out with lice, ringworm or worse. Barbers also need to be trained in how to protect themselves so they don't become carriers. This is more important than software and hence registration and inspection are justified.

    The same criteria are missing from the Software world. Real, objective public health issues can be named for beauty salons. The same can not be said of computer issues.

    A better start might be to make those who proffit off software responsible for obvious negligence. The makers of Outlook were told that an email client that automatically loaded and executed code sent by third parties would be disaterous, yet they built it anyway. That decision has cost businesses billions of dollars. Such malpractice deserves contempt and punishment. It's not the $200 computer it's the man years of work that gets wiped out, the business and reputation lost by it's failure that counts.

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    1. Re:Public safety in beauty salons by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      My father is a lawyer, so I don't share most people's distate for all things having to do with attorneys. However, adding lawyers to the mix does not do anything except raise prices.

      Businesses get what they deserve. As we all know there are plenty of alternatives to Outlook (and even Windows). The market is already taking care of this problem by itself. Customers are starting to take security into account when purchasing software, and even Microsoft is starting to react. If Microsoft doesn't react strongly enough then that's one more bit of ammunition for the systems administrators who are pushing for Linux desktops.

      In the end it isn't government intervention that is likely to make our software safe. Beauty Salons would have UV lights and health safety concerns whether they were mandated or not for the simple reason that lice is bad for business. The same is true with software. Microsoft will either clean up their act or customers will try something else.

  139. certified = clueless. by twitter · · Score: 2

    You say, "I've met lots of people who are MCSE's who are clueless." That's funny because I have yet to meet anyone with one of those that had a clue or were not ashamed of it. Kinda like a pet rock, "Yeah, I got one of those." they say.

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  140. Opposed to it by megabyte405 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and here's why. It would put the little(r) guy out of commission. Just because a business is big enough to pay hundred of dollars of certification fees doesn't mean it's neccessarily fair or honest. For example, one of my customers had power issues with his computer: it would turn on only intermittently. He said "this is the same thing that happened before (medium wisconsin computer company name removed) replaced the power supply and the hard drive." I took it, found that the problem was actually in the power cable. It had been crushed behind/under a desk, and powered on only sometimes when used. In comparison, my cable powered it on all the time. $10 fix, plus labor. This wisconsin computer company gave this person their "broken" parts back after the repairs. Since this person had no use for them, he gave them to me, saying "you may be able to use them for something." Turns out, they weren't bad after all. The company had ripped off this computer-illiterate person, charging him hundreds of dollars for hard drives and power supplies he didn't need. I, an independent, who would not be able to afford big certifications, found and fixed this and several other problems.

    Big isn't necessarily better.

    (PS. I'm not of legal voting age in the US. Just to put things in perspective)

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  141. yeah, is that why? by twitter · · Score: 2
    You say,
    If somebody is good at something, you recommend him or her to your friends -- and that person gets more business. If somebody is lousy at something, word gets around and the person has trouble getting work, until he's getting work only from people who are more interested in a cheap price than a quality job.

    And so, 90% of the world's personal computers run junk from M$. =;>

    The only "certs" I could live with would come from the Free Software Foundation, or some other professional group not affiliated with vendors.

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  142. Re:Good/Bad by swv3752 · · Score: 2

    Telent is a service on Windows. MS Terminal Service is not available on any version of Unix-like OSes that I am familiar with.

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  143. Re:Sanity Check by swv3752 · · Score: 2

    Frys does have a website. They are the same as Outpost.com as well.

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  144. Professional Engineers by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    However, no one in EE ever bothers to get a PE certification, unless they're designing power plants. PE is a complete waste of time and money if you're going to be working at a company, or doing anything besides power. They don't even have a VHDL section on the PE exam, and that's what most EEs do these days anyway.

  145. Double Edged Sword? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think there are tangible benefits to come of such regulations, however there are also potential drawbacks.

    I do All my own maintenance and repairs on my 18 year old Audi, and on my GF's 19 year old Audi. I would definitely NOT trust Joe mechanic at the corner gas station or auto shop to fix it. If there is a task that needs completing, and I find that it's too cold outside, or I don't have time - I take it exclusively to my local independant VW/Audi Mechanic. The guy has no education or certifications to speak of, but he's been working on these cars for 25+ years out of passion for these brands. He knows more about them than any "certified" mechanic I've ever meet or heard of. Point being that a certification is not needed to produce a competant technical worker.

    On the other hand, I used to work with a guy who has an MCSE (no I'm not bashing all MCSE's here) who didn't know a screw driver from a bus driver. I mean, this guy couldn't even create a simple DOS batch file, was unable to successfully implement a 2-node microsoft cluster in 2 months time, and was clueless about settings in IIS. I also knew a fellow that was an aspiring auto mechanic. Despite having 8 different industry certifications, he was an awful mechanic - and he admitted it. Point here is that a certification definitely does not equal competancy.

    I think however that industry regulations would definitely weed out some of the wannabe's, though if it is an expensive or lengthy ordeal, it may deter potential talent.

    Just my 2 cents.

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  146. "Yup, sounds like you have a virus." by zero_offset · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The ONLY reason I'm in favor of this is because all the repair shops in town tell everybody they have a virus. Many of my computer-using friends aren't all that PC-literate, and they've learned that with each passing year I get a little more grumpy about fixing their machine AGAIN. In actuality I'm getting more grumpy about them still not learning a damned thing about the machines they rely upon so heavily. Sigh. But I digress. :)

    I've noticed that when they call a repair shop, no matter what silly little problem they might be seeing, the shop almost always concludes that the person may have a virus, and should bring it in right away (oh, and there will be a nominal $25-$50 fee to check it out). In the past two years I have seen the virus scare tactic used when people's machines:
    (1) ran out of disk space -- I've seen that one three times now,
    (2) had a dead modem,
    (3) had an AGP slot going on the fritz,
    (4) had a power switch that was flaking out,
    (5) had a spent inkjet cartridge -- my favorite... oh yeah, it's a virus...

    So that's seven incidents in two years with responses from everything ranging from CompUSA to the local nerd-on-the-corner. Usually I'd start out just recommending they call somebody else, but when they hit the third or fourth place claiming it was a virus, I'd break down and fix it for them -- and hopefully educate them a little in the process. (So far I've only seen one case where somebody actually had any actual mal-ware, and in that case her moron boyfriend had downloaded a fake porn EXE which proceeded to delete files. Idiot.)

    On top of the virus scam, I've seen a number of very minor problems in which the shop told the person they needed a whole new computer, when it was really just a bad video card or something equally simple. I think they reserve the Big Whammy of a new machine for the scary times when the computer doesn't seem to do anything at all when the user hits the power.

    These experiences have forced me to conclude that most computer repair people are either fantastically (and improbably) incompetent, or they're just outright con artists looking to scam money from people who don't know any better.

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    1. Re:"Yup, sounds like you have a virus." by StanAnderton · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, I do agree that there are many disreputable shops out there. There are also many incompetents that see the 'big money' out there. I have not seemed to find much of that because I am the rare 'Honest Joe'. If they need a video card, that's what I fix. If they have a virus I clean it. The problem with regulation is that it doesn't really fix much. It just costs. Most repair shops that cheat now will cheat when regulated too. I have been troubleshooting, repairing, and building systems for 20 years now. I haven't taken the time to get certified. I don't doubt that I could pass the test, I just haven't had the need. I have more work than I can handle. By the way, I have interviewed and hired college trained, and certified, individuals that couldn't do squat! I have followed behind one company that charged $33,000 to install some new servers in a WAN using 2000 Advanced Server. They claimed to be certified. Certifiable is more like it. It was a mess! DHCP scopes were wrong, DNS was wrong! WINS was wrong. Security sucked! One domain even had the wrong subnet mask set. It seems that if you pays your money, you gets the paper. It hasn't sold me on certification, and especially not on regulation. Just one man's humble opinion, of course.

    2. Re:"Yup, sounds like you have a virus." by zero_offset · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I probably should have added a disclaimer. Obviously not all shops are crooked -- but in my limited experience (which does cover all the popular shops in a city of about 2 million people) the number of virus-scare replies does seem to be on the high side.

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  147. Timing is everything by FJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just think, by the time the government comes up with a standard, you'd be certified to support a 286 PC with Dos 3.3. And the certification would probably only cost $200.

    What a bargain.

  148. But the industries are very different.. by Bert64 · · Score: 2

    Firstly:
    "but they had to replace the first replacement due to a consultant that had no experience or knowledge in that type of system trying to put one in."
    This has more to do with the boss knowing what he wants rather than needs.. he wants the system the marketting boys sold to him, and he wants the cheapest possible staff to come and install it for him, which is often not compatible.

    Secondly, You have comeback in the auto industry, if a mechanic does work on your car and consequently the affected parts of the car fail, then you can sue him and/or the garage he works for.. And in turn they can sue the supplier of the parts, if these were sub-standard and caused the failure.
    However in computing, while you may be able to sue a supplier of substandard hardware, there is no comeback for substandard software.. I can think of very few software products that fulfilled the marketting propoganda, especially before having numerous patches added, whereas those operating with vehicles have to get it right first time, and cars are thoroughly tested before theyre allowed to be sold, and are again regularly tested to ensure they remain roadworthy, A lot of old or damaged cars would still be on the road, cars which while they may still drive.. are often dangerous, noisy, and major causes of pollution, much in the same way that insecure software becomes infected with worms and/or viruses, and then pollutes the internet with furthur worm/virus infections and the associated network traffic, not to mention the danger that a worm might destroy someone`s important data, in much the same way an unsafe car might catch fire or crash.

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  149. A new certification model? by ironfroggy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The traditional certification models are not a good idea for the computer service and repair industry. This industry was built on kids-in-their-basement set ups for the past two decades. Many capable and trusted computer repairers might loose a lot of money before they complete enough certifications to perform all the tasks they had before. The current certifications available have already shown us that those holding them do not always have a clear view of the field. A new model of certification should be found for this industry.


    Many of my older friends have repaired computers for a living for many years. Being very knowledgable and expirienced, these individuals can repair just about anything a computer user can break. This expirience can not be found in certifications as they are today. If certification is forced, then expirienced technicians will loose money until they can get their certifications and money-seekers will gain the certifications without nearly the ability, knowledge, or expirience of their counterparts and will take valuable customers away, who believe they are a better choice because of the certification and new face.


    What I would propose is a certification model based on the current "trust certification" we see commonly. How many technicians advertise purely on word-of-mouth? I know many who get all their bussiness through customers talking to fellow users about who to take the system to in an emergency. This trust is based on completed, successful repairs and the years they have worked on computers. Additionally, are we forgetting what has long been the number one sign of a 'computer expert'; a love of computers, which cannot be put into paper and thus which would be destroyed by regulation.


    Certifications should exist, but should not be mandatory. The agency which would give out these certifications, which would not be private corporations as many current certifications, would re-issue certifications every two or three months. The primary reason for this is the "customer satisfaction rating" which consists of customer's filling out special forms which the technician sends in. On top of the normal certification levels that would be given, their expirience could at least somewhat be rated on paper, giving a much better representation of ability than most current certifications which make all who hold the same certification equal, even tho many of them were enthusiastic computer lovers for many years and others never touched a computer before entering their training course a few months before.

  150. good self-education site on vehicle maintenance? by budgenator · · Score: 2

    Often your community college or school district will offer vechicle maint adult ed courses. These are beginner courses and are usualy a lit bit hands on. Vehicle maint is probably not real easy to learn via the web.

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  151. Re:Gonna Happen by forkboy · · Score: 2

    There's a difference though....an incompentent lawyer gets you thrown in jail or executed, an incompetent doctor can kill or disable you, incompetent architects/engineers can make structures that can cause injury or death...

    but an incompetent PC repair tech isn't going to do anything except fuck up your computer, maybe cost you a little money. People's lives aren't on the line with the average home PC. Medical, defense, and airport computers, sure, but I'd wager they don't take their shit to CompUSA when it breaks.

    I don't think the PC repair industry should have to regulate or certify....that's a field where capitalism can and does weed out the wastoids.

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  152. so just do nothing? by twitter · · Score: 2
    You say, Businesses get what they deserve. As we all know there are plenty of alternatives to Outlook (and even Windows). The market is already taking care of this problem by itself.

    I don't think they do and the market is not effective yet. Have you seen any large computer vendors selling Linux desktops? I have not and still there is nothing but plans. The one or two that ever did had to make them more exensive than the windoze version of the same machine or face M$ wrath. From the coroprate perspective this makes Linux and even alternate mail clients more expensive than an all M$ set up. There are few companies or institutions that have the flexibility to experiment or impliment known good and published solutions. Dell was started in a college dorm room, but there was no Dell when it happened. Today, it is much more difficult to start such a thing and provide a cost competitive alternative to M$. The practices used to maintain this situation are what got M$ convicted of anti-trust violations.

    Also it's very strange that M$ has escaped liability for their obviously defective programs. All manner of manufacturers are slapped with all manner of lawsuits for making obvious and preventable mistakes. I'm not going to defend the practice but I do note that M$ has managed to remain immune to it all.

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    1. Re:so just do nothing? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      I agree that Linux isn't storming the desktop just yet, but I am quite sure that it will. I have been using Linux since 1995 and it is amazing how much it has improved in that time. There is no question that the Linux desktop is maturing at a much faster rate than Microsoft is "innovating," but that isn't the reason that I am so confident. The fact of the matter is that Micrsoft could still snuff Linux's chance of spreading like the proverbial candle, if they had the will to do so. If Microsoft cut the price of Windows, Office, and their development tools so that they were more competitive price wise with Linux then Linux adoption would dry up overnight. Sure, some folks would still adopt Linux (as it is a far better tool for some uses than the alternatives), but the rate of adoption would slow dramatically.

      The reason that Microsoft hasn't done so is that they are far more concerned about their stock price dropping in the short term than they are about Linux. Microsoft is still priced at a premium, and Wall Street still expects rapid growth out of the company. Microsoft is under huge pressure to increase revenues, and they have to do it with a PC market that is on the decline. Microsoft has no choice but to squeeze their customers, and the more they squeeze the more attractive Linux becomes. If they try and combat Linux with aggressive pricing their revenues will drop, and so will their stock price. A rapid drop in stock price would hurt Microsoft's top brass far worse than losing marketshare to Linux (Bill Gates alone has tens of billions of dollars worth of MSFT stock), and so they are taking the road of slow attrition hoping that it the meantime they can find some way to save their business.

      In case you are wondering XBox isn't likely to be that savior.

  153. Re: parallel? by unitron · · Score: 2
    "A better parallel would be to radio technology. While electronic gear is typically regulated, repair of said gear typically is not."

    If it's something that transmits (except perhaps for very low power devices), then the FCC says you have to be a holder of one of their radiotelephone operator licenses.

    If it doesn't transmit then any old idiot can legally work on it, and unfortunately many do.

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  154. ECO201 by eMilkshake · · Score: 2
    IANAMBA(yet), but take Economics 201 and you'll learn usually the point of professional certification is to create an artificial monopoly through collusion. The certificate is required to practice the trade, therefore you must hold the certificate to enter the market. The number of certificates can be controlled by the certifying agency, controlling supply and raising the price.

    Of course, the economic cost of the certificate will rise until it eliminates the economic gains of the controlled supply, so it's not very useful. The best example is the cab medallion system in NYC.

    The point is, no one really cares about safety. It's a trick for profits.