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The Museum of Unworkable Devices

Jippy_ writes "The quest for perpetual motion has been going on since at least the 11th century according to this site, and scientists have been getting it wrong ever since. Take a gander at some of the most valiant efforts (and ultimately the biggest failures) in trying to beat the laws of physics through the last 1000 years, along with other impossible inventions and devices."

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  1. The newest item added to the exhibition... by netsharc · · Score: 4, Funny

    the server that hosted the site!

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    1. Re:The newest item added to the exhibition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The site is still working fine moron.

    2. Re:The newest item added to the exhibition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IST EIN SLASCHDOT-EFFEKT

    3. Re:The newest item added to the exhibition... by DogIsMyCoprocessor · · Score: 1

      and the penultimate item ... Slashdot itself.

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    4. Re:The newest item added to the exhibition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is only flamebait because the 'moron' tag... it's insightful otherwise. Stupid posts about sites that are well equipped to handle the load getting slashdotted being modded +1 funny is just silly.

      ~B

    5. Re:The newest item added to the exhibition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moderation tags are also unworkable devices.

      1) Flame: a post that insults another position
      2) Flamebait: a post that invites others to insult.
      3) Troll: a post that invites others to post.

      We have the option to moderate something as flamebait, or a troll, but not a flame. Flamebait and troll are nearly identical, so it's not worth distinguishing between them.

      So, if you were going to use the moderation system properly, there would be no possible down moderation for adding the word "moron" to the post. The meta-moderators should catch this error and mark it as an unfair moderation.

    6. Re:The newest item added to the exhibition... by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      Aw gee then I guess since it is impossible to get free energy I will just have to stop using my orgone machine by the way,anybody ever hear of a Heyrnonious machine?

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  2. Also known as the by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    MS-Windows Museum :-P

    (somebody had to say it)

    1. Re:Also known as the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (somebody had to say it)

      No. Nobody had to say that. It was annoying and dumb.

      Making crappy Microsoft jokes is not getting you any closer to going on a date with a real girl.

    2. Re:Also known as the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Making crappy Microsoft jokes is not getting you any closer to going on a date with a real girl.

      Oh, I have already given up trying. It is less stress to simply date my hand.

    3. Re:Also known as the by Char-Lez · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      test test test

  3. but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    do they have a BeBox?

  4. Why didn't they just ask... by ksheka · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Lisa Simpson?

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    1. Re:Why didn't they just ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics!

    2. Re:Why didn't they just ask... by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      "In MY house we obey the laws of thermodynamics" --Homer Simpson

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    3. Re:Why didn't they just ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to the question no one asked."

  5. Goody! Lots of ideas... by irritating+environme · · Score: 5, Funny

    For new bogus-physics product companies to get coverage from wired.com and get 10 million in funding

    I think that the problem with these devices isn't the laws of physics per se, I think its just that they were never properly marketed.

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    1. Re:Goody! Lots of ideas... by Tweakmeister · · Score: 1

      Don't give any VC's ideas...

      our next dotcom era will be companies trying to make these machines...

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    2. Re:Goody! Lots of ideas... by yintercept · · Score: 1
      "I think that the problem with these devices isn't the laws of physics per se, I think its just that they were never properly marketed."

      If you used "viral marketing" you won't just have perpetual motion...you will create energy from the ether as excitement around the idea grows. Physics meets MLM.

  6. Heh. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 0


    That's ironic, coming right after a story about yet another Sendmail security update.

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  7. Scientists ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > scientists have been getting it wrong ever since.

    No. NON-scientists have been getting it wrong.

    1. Re:Scientists ? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      No. NON-scientists have been getting it wrong.

      Missing the joke, are we?

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  8. A solution? by Tweakmeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's just not possible. Energy will always be taken away in the process that can't be "recycled." It's neat to watch people try to make super efficient machines though...I wonder if any low friction fluids, etc. have come out through the development of these inventions?

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    1. Re:A solution? by axxackall · · Score: 1
      take a box with gas and put the wall with the hole in the middle. Gas molecules will fly randomly in all directions. There is a chance (extremely low) that they will be gathered more in one half. There will be a pressure and if you will be lucky you can extract some energy from such pressure. In your dreams. In reality there is a second law of thermodynamics saying that enthropy cannot be dropped in the closed system.

      Now consider thousands of open source developers coding as one thousand monkeys typing on 1000 type machines. There is a chance they will type something good. Wait a minute, they did! OOo, Mozilla, Python, Perl, Apache, Linux, even that everdying BSD. So, either the open source is not a close system or their result doesn't decrease the overall enthropy at all.

      I think both. As for today, open source mostly repeat (sometimes with much better quality!) the functionality of close source software products. And overall enthropy by the end of such work is way higher then before.

      BTW, ./ users cannot be used to produce a free energy either. All we do is a participating in overall increasing the temperature of our planet.

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    2. Re:A solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of drugs are _you_ on?

    3. Re:A solution? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      People have made devices which can continually run, however I believe the definition of such a device requires that it creates energy. Adding energy by starting the device by hand isn't allowed, by starting a machine you are giving the machine energy which it can use to continue producing energy.

    4. Re:A solution? by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      I don't think any device could start without the 'addition' of energy. Gravity is a type of energy. Isn't magnetism a form either? I'm not totally sure on that one, but I'd think it would be.

      All of a sudden I can't post replies in Opera 7.03... anyone have any ideas why? I had to go into IE (ick!) to post this!

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    5. Re:A solution? by MattCohn.com · · Score: 1

      Opera 7.03 test. Hm, working fine.

    6. Re:A solution? by 2short · · Score: 1

      "People have made devices which can continually run, however I believe the definition of such a device requires that it creates energy"

      No, the definition of a "Perpetual Motion" machine is really not very subtle. It's a machine that keeps moving perpetually. And people have not made such devices, as they are impossible.

    7. Re:A solution? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Gravity is a force/effect, energy can be created utilising it.

    8. Re:A solution? by Moses+Lawn · · Score: 1


      I don't think any device could start without the 'addition' of energy. Gravity is a type of energy. Isn't magnetism a form either? I'm not totally sure on that one, but I'd think it would be.

      Well, according to the site, there are basically 2 classes of PM machine. One produces more energy than it consumes, the other will go forever. It seems to be acceptable to give either type a push to get it started. (This seems to be more in reply to gilesjuk than to you, I suppose)


      All of a sudden I can't post replies in Opera 7.03... anyone have any ideas why? I had to go into IE (ick!) to post this!

      If you mean you aren't logged in when when you're in the Science section, I have the same problem in Opera 6. It appears to be a problem with the login cookie not getting passed to any of the Slashdot subdomains. I hear you re IE and ick. (Hint: Don't try going back to the previous page in IE to look at context while composing your post. Opera caches partially filled out forms. IE -- Does Not.) I was sorta hoping this might be fixed in 7.0 - I guess not.

      Of course, you could be having some other problem altogether, in which case I apologize for being full of shit. It wouldn't be the first time...

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  9. Unworkable-DRM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My nomination for the museum of unworkable devices is DRM

    1. Re:Unworkable-DRM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that DRM is a concept, not a device.

      The concept of software-based DRM is provably unworkable, yet so many try...

      I guess the museum doesn't take entries until the "mainstream" has accepted it as unworkable.

  10. Surely life is a perpetual motion machine, by jeanicinq · · Score: 0

    but the condom was not.

  11. People will always try by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I for one have always been interested in perpertal motion machines and the related laws of physics. I believe so that if we could just improve effeciency we will achieve very near pertual machine like effects. I meen if we are using engines that are only 40% effiencent and we can improve that to 98% then that is still very possible. IMHO

    1. Re:People will always try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is still very possible. IMHO

      When you use words such as 'perpertal' no one gives a damn about your opinion.

    2. Re:People will always try by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wonder which way (physics or perpetual motion) your interest swings. The Carnot cycle places a limit on even ideal circumstances for the thermodynamic production of Work from Energy.

      For a typical steam power plant, (800K hot, 300K cold), the maximum theoretically possible efficiency is ~60% for a 100% reversible reaction (hint: these don't exist in power plants). I seriously doubt it is possible get anywhere near 98% efficient without some new ground-breaking physics in the same vein as Newton -> Einstein.

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    3. Re:People will always try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that Stirling engines with regenerators can get over 90% efficiency.

    4. Re:People will always try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The British Museum has a clock that comes close. It uses about 50 pounds of Mercury and uses the Mercury's daily thermal expansion. The Mercury was used during the war. Donate 50 pounds of Mercury and thay can get it going again.

      The aneroid clocks are better known.

    5. Re:People will always try by dhovis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually the Carnot cycle puts a limit on the conversion of heat energy into any other form of energy (kinetic, potential, electrical, magnetic, chemical, nuclear, etc). However, heat is the only form of energy so limited. Other conversions, say chemical => electrical are only limited by the second law of thermodynamics. For that matter, converting any other energy to heat can be very efficient. Electrical energy => heat, for example.

      So, something like a microturbine is limited to ~30% efficiency for electricity generation. Larger plants can get up to 35% efficiency. A fuel cell has no such limit and could potentially reach into the 90% range for efficiency of electricity generation. Hybrid fuel cell-turbine generation systems are being tested which have efficiencies of over 50% and they speculate that they could hit 70% or more. The problem with such a system is that the upfront cost is very high and it does not get offset by the savings in fuel. Not yet, anyway.

      Remember too that conversion of any energy to heat can be very efficient. Natural gas furnaces can be extremely efficient, as high as 97%. That's because converting chemical energy => heat is not a Carnot limited process, and is only limited by the second law of thermodynamics.

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    6. Re:People will always try by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      large powerplants can get upwards of 75-80% thermal efficiency. The bigger the better. It always pays to buy in bulk ;)

      Of course, there's still an upper limit. But the fact that bigger engines/plants have always been more efficient is probably the #1 reason there isn't a mini powerplant in everyone's basement.

      Micro cogeneration only makes sense if you're tapping into energy that you're already producing but aren't using (or happen to be in a relatively remote location). IE: hot flue gasses off of your furnace or solar energy being absorbed by your roof, maybe biomass if you run a farm.
      =Smidge=

    7. Re:People will always try by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      There's a watch somewhere that uses the daily temperature fluctuations to bend a bimetallic strip to drive self-winding watch.

      Wait, here it is : Thermally powered mechanical wristwatch

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    8. Re:People will always try by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't mean to argue with Carnot, but simple thought-experiment will demonstrate that you *can* do better, asymptotically aproaching 100%...

      Take a "perfect" Carnot-cycle engine. submerge it in a vat of water. The waste heat will warm the water, which you can then use to generate electrical energy clearly in excess of the Carnot limit.


      Additionally, the laws of thermodynamics have a serious flaw, which most folks who like to wag their finger and screech "The second! The second!" like so many autistic howler-monkeys, fail to recognize...

      It describes high-level statistical phenomena within a closed system, not the behavior of individual smaller "open" systems within a larger one. So no, we cannot "create" energy, or attain a "proper" perpetual motion machine... But despite the cries of "you can't do that!", from the pseudo-scientific skeptics trying to look cool, nothing stops us from exploiting "unusual" sources of energy (such as vacuum pressure ala the Casimir effect, or the massive neutrino flux through our local region of space). Despite the assertion of the Priests of Science, we do *NOT* fully grasp the entirety of how our universe works, nor IMO do we even understand the *majority* of it. Every day I hear about some new phenomena or astronomical object that we can't explain, or for which the "old" explanation has proven false, or the like.

      It always bothers me when "scientists" don't even stop to consider some of the "really out there" sources of energy, writing them off as perpetual motion and thus in violation of thermodynamics. Most of the current (quite legitimate) research in that area doesn't *claim* to have no energy source, they just can't say where it comes from. These do not mean the same thing.

    9. Re:People will always try by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cause Geordi had the Enterprise running at 98%

    10. Re:People will always try by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

      Imagine a water wheel used to generate electricity.

      The energy of the water moves the wheel, which then converts in any way you wish to electricity.

      So then energy is in taken by the wheel and by the power line.

      I think we tend to think friction is just an inconvenience but perhaps unless someone comes up with a system that has exactly one output for each input (only the power line) and no waste there will be no solution.

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    11. Re:People will always try by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

      Imagine a water wheel used to generate electricity.

      So...

      The energy of the water moves the wheel, which then converts in any way you wish to electricity.

      So then energy is in taken by the wheel and by the power line.

      I think we tend to think friction is just an inconvenience but perhaps unless someone comes up with a system that has exactly one output for each input (only the power line) and no waste there will be no solution.

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  12. Buttered toast by TummyX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's the cat with buttered toast attached to its back?

    1. Re:Buttered toast by macemoneta · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought that was an anti-gravity device? At least that's what I've been using mine for.

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    2. Re:Buttered toast by Dunark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where's the cat with buttered toast attached to its back?

      The judges are still out on that one, it hasn't stopped moving yet.

    3. Re:Buttered toast by TummyX · · Score: 1

      That'd be why it would be listed as an unworkable PM device :). Any good physicist knows that the coupled cat/toast engine would eventually stop spinning -- leaving both the cat and the toast suspended in the air sideways.

    4. Re:Buttered toast by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      I think we all know the cat will nail the ground face first.

    5. Re:Buttered toast by gm-7 · · Score: 1

      I always wondered why add a cat into the mix... just use two peices of toast butter side out ;) or four to six in a cube shape

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    6. Re:Buttered toast by Galahad2 · · Score: 1

      Well, it is a anti-gravity device, but not a very good one. What happens is the cat and toast just hover there, spinning faster and faster; eventually, either the toast flies off or the cat dies and, as everyone knows, the cat must be alive to land on its feet. If you want a -practicle- anti-gravity device, just butter both sides of the toast!

    7. Re:Buttered toast by djrogers · · Score: 1

      I tried that once. My cat landed on it's feet, then promptly rolled over onto his back ;-)

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    8. Re:Buttered toast by Vantigo · · Score: 1

      http://www.cockeyed.com/science/toast/toast1.html
      It doesn't really work that way.

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    9. Re:Buttered toast by t0ny · · Score: 1
      just butter both sides of the toast

      No, that was tried already. But since the problem is that the buttered side has to go face-down, it completes the equasion; the butter side WILL always land face down, because there isnt an unbuttered side (a side you DO want it to fall on).

      Rather than the bread spinning in the air deciding which one to fall, Occum's Razor doesnt care, and just drops it.

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    10. Re:Buttered toast by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      How about two pieces of bread buttered on one side and then made into a sandwich?

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    11. Re:Buttered toast by t0ny · · Score: 1

      How about two pieces of bread buttered on one side and then made into a sandwich? No, an outward facing, unbuttered side is required. But somehow, the presence of live feline hair seems to negate this requirement.

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    12. Re:Buttered toast by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1
      Well, it is a anti-gravity device, but not a very good one. What happens is the cat and toast just hover there, spinning faster and faster; eventually, either the toast flies off or the cat dies and, as everyone knows, the cat must be alive to land on its feet.

      The obvious solution is to encase the entire set up in a box, so that you don't know whether the cat is dead or alive. As long as you can resist the urge to look in the box, your cat-toast array will keep spinning for eternity.

  13. problem with PM machines by cyko500 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In theory a PM machine CAN work. Only one itty bitty problem... The machine needs to be perfectly designed and built. Also, no mass can be gained or lost (A perpetual waterfall can't work because water evaporates). PE(potential energy)=KE(kinetic energy) so you use the KE to make more PE. The major problem comes in when someone wants to use this machine to power somthing. Then some of that KE is used for other work than "recharging"(adding PE back to) whatever medium you are using to power your PM machine. This causes the machine to slowly lose its energy and come to a halt. There must also be no interferance at all (no wind, rain, or movement of the machine). Gravity and atmosphere wouldn't cause the machine to stop though. Again... it is possible to make on of these machines but: a) It must be designed and built flawlessly and b) It cannot be used to power anything other than its own movement.

    1. Re:problem with PM machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the most erroneous, moronic rambling I have read in the past year.

    2. Re:problem with PM machines by cyko500 · · Score: 0

      Didn't make this clear before, the only way to make this work would be using a mass distribution design.... that type of system is 100% effiecient as long as there is enough weight to get the machine moving.... also, when I say built flawlessly I mean a machine that could never be build by human hands. Everything would have to be down to the nanometer and nanogram and even with our technology that isn't possible. If the weight of the machine isn't distributed PERFECTLY one side will spend more time at the bottom due to gravity and eventually stop. It isn't possible to make more energy than you start with though so no matter how perfect the machine is it will never be able to power anything, it'll just sit there moving forever. Not useful at all.... if they made one it'd make a neato paperweight though :)

    3. Re:problem with PM machines by cyko500 · · Score: 0

      lol... Just as a note to AC. I'm a med school student not a physics major. All I'm saying is that if designed to be 100% efficient(never will be humanly pssible) a PM machine can be used to power its own movement, but it will never be able to do anything else other than moving itself. I'm not saying I'm going to go out and build one in the parking lot in front of my appartment and use it to power my death ray :P I must admit all of my posts are a bit (at best) rambling and incoherent, though, you do have me there. Unfortunately you did not see fit to enlighten me as you seem to have a better understanding of the subject than me.

    4. Re:problem with PM machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > In theory a PM machine CAN work.

      No, it can't. Haven't you been paying attention?

      You're right that creating a frictionless surface and all the other stuff that is impossible under 'perfectly designed and built' is a problem. But even if such a things were possible, a PM machine still wouldn't work because it'd violate the second law of thermodynamics

      Entropy is a bitch.

    5. Re:problem with PM machines by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're defining a PM machine by excluding the 'machine' bit. Part of the definition of a machine is that it has to do Work (technical definition - The transfer of energy from one physical system to another).

      A body set spinning on a (somewhat miraculous) journey along an isopotential of gravitational force in the universe will continue spinning for eternity (or thereabouts. The universe might collapse...)

      The spinning body's still not a perpertual motion machine because it doesn't interact, and should it ever interact, it'll be subject to the laws of motion and thermodynamics and still not be a perpetual motion machine.

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    6. Re:problem with PM machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Essentially, a perpetual motion MACHINE has to generate energy out of thin air (or perfect vacuum or whatever) because it has to expend energy to perform work. A fricionless system is a perpetual motion system; set the wheel spinning and it will keep spinning. Make it do work, and it will slow down.

    7. Re:problem with PM machines by Narcissus · · Score: 1

      Not being a physicist, or anything scientific, I used to think about that perpetual waterfall thing a lot, though not really as a waterfall. I actually had the idea a while back when I was watching a rag hung over the tap head in my sink, with the bottom of the rag in the water. I watched the water being absorbed up the rag and thought how cool it would be if you could make some material that changed it's absorbtion rate as the liquid went up the rag, and over the tap head until it got to the other end of the rag hanging back over the sink. I figured if the material was able to absorb enough water to the end of the rag such that the water would actually drop back into the sink, you could put a little turbine under the drop and get something from that. You wouldn't need to worry about evaporation, because you could put it all in a closed box.

      As I said, I know nothing about the whole process, but if someone could give me a simple explanation as to why this wouldn't work, I'd love to be able to rest at night :)

    8. Re:problem with PM machines by EngMedic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      physics is a very terse discipline - most words have only one meaning. to be completely technical, Work is one of several things : the dot product of Force and Distance vectors, or the integration of Force with respect to distance. Defining it as the transfer of energy isn't wrong, per se... but it's definetly hazy, and that kind of sloppy definition has a nasty habit of leading to trouble.

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    9. Re:problem with PM machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha. Just to refute one of your points.

      > [A]tmosphere wouldn't cause the machine to stop though.

      It's called friction. Look it up.

    10. Re:problem with PM machines by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      I am not a scientist either, but I would imagine that the problem lies in your assumption that the process of the water being absorbed by the rag at the bottom and then being transferred to the top is cost free (in energy terms). My guess would be that in order for water molecules to get from the bottom of the rag to the top they must cool down a bit.

      If your hypothetical system were totally isolated, ie no heat transfer from outside to in, if you could keep the drops going and you were taking energy out from your turbine, I think the liquid would eventually freeze. However, you'll probably find that the rag reaches some sort of wetness equilibrium and the drops will stop.

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    11. Re:problem with PM machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the universe we're living in is closed, would it then count as a perpetual motion machine?

    12. Re:problem with PM machines by nullard · · Score: 1

      Your exact example is in the article.

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  14. Do they have the ultimate 20th-c vaporware? by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hydrogen Fuel Cells?

    Surely they must be there, at least for another 10 years ;-)

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    1. Re:Do they have the ultimate 20th-c vaporware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to get Retro Engines first...

    2. Re:Do they have the ultimate 20th-c vaporware? by Tellarin · · Score: 1

      man,

      i really thought you'd ask for Duke Nukem Forever

  15. Well, there's your perpetual motion, right there. by blair1q · · Score: 5, Funny

    The quest for perpetual motion has been going on since at least the 11th century

    Without ever stopping!

  16. Poll: How many of us have tried? by Neuronerd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I am a scientist now and after studying physics I guess I am completely cured from the idea that there could be a perpetuum mobile, a machine that produces energy out of vacuum.

    But I remember say 20 years ago I spent a long time trying to invent such machines. I kept trying to design it and kept asking people why it wouldnt work. It took a long (frustrating) time before I could sortof acknowledge that it didnt seem to work.

    So honestly... who has undergone the same process?

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    1. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by flonker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Why won't this work?" is a good way of learning all of the practical details of a system. "Why can't you put a wheel inside of a wheel inside of a wheel, and have them spin relative to the wheel just outside, and thus break the speed of light?" is a good one. Answer that, and you've just learned something. (Assuming just physics 101 knowledge.)

    2. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my 200-level physics class, I was constantly coming up with new "perpetual motion devices" for my teacher to shoot down. I understood full well that it was fundamentally impossible, but it's kind of nice to bash into your own preconceptions and watch them break.

      Anyways, the most interesting things I came up with weren't perpetual motion devices per se. I came up with some ideas that sucked energy from Brownian motion in matter. I don't think anything like that has ever been fielded as a large-scale source of energy, and probably for good reason. But he seemed to agree that, when nanotech really improves, such devices are feasible.

      I'm not taking credit for it. I'm sure there are similar ideas doodled in the notebooks of thousands of undergrads. I'm simply pointing out that, even though it was a pointless waste of time on one level, on another level it was a real eye-opener for me.

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    3. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Energy from the vacuum, that sound a bit like energy from sunlight or wind. Nah, that will never work.

    4. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by Neuronerd · · Score: 1

      Well ... the the second law of thermodynamics seems to imply that even such micromachines are not possible because entropy would then be changed into the wrong direction.

      As said on lectureonline.cl.msu.edu:(You can browse through the book changing the url. "These machine then violate the second law of thermodynamics, as we will see in the following, and are thus impossible to work. This is much harder to see, because the concepts are rather delicate. The book proceeds to introduce the concept of Entropy".

      Other works discuss if the second law of thermodynamics (which forbids your machines) can be derived from quantum mechanics : Such quantum mechanical systems would be adequate to describe your micromachines.

      I tried to design such micromachines too some day and I even think that scientific american had an article about it that I unfortunately cant find

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    5. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are cheats, some are more subtly than others.

      One that I've seen work was simply a bike wheel with thick black spokes (possibly dense rubber or plastic), no hidden batteries or anything.

      It only worked because of its position in the room, in particular its position relative to the window (the museum was closed at night-time, and we guessed it would stop at night, but could test this hypothesis (heck we were 10, we didn't even know it was called a hypothesis!)).

      To be precise, it only worked when it was illuminated more on one side (180 degrees, not one face), than on the other. The expansion in the spokes pulled the centre of gravity away from the axis it was supported on, and so it very slowly turned (thus bringing new spokes into the sun, and some others out of the sun).

      Brilliant. Or at least to a 10-year-old it was.

      I still want to build my own...

      YAW.

      --
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    6. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by MattHawk · · Score: 1

      I've got to admit to trying it, back before I knew sufficient physics to know why it wouldn't work. I'd always put together designs that would get energy out, or at least not loose any... assuming you were missing a few key forces I didn't know much about then (such as friction, or air resistance). As I've studied more physics, I've been cured of trying to do it, since I understand about the number of forces acting on the system.

    7. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      But, as we all know, Quantum is a bit different, isn't it? ;) Quantum mechanics is like visiting a foreign city for the first time. They do things ALMOST the same, so it sort of makes sense. But they do everything on the wrong side of the road, in a funny language, and upside down. While wearing funny hats. And not bathing. That's pretty much what quantum is, only a lot less nonsensical than quantum actually is.

      --
      'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
    8. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by Bodhidharma · · Score: 1

      Well ... the the second law of thermodynamics seems to imply that even such micromachines are not possible because entropy would then be changed into the wrong direction.

      As said on lectureonline.cl.msu.edu: (You can browse through the book changing the url. "These machine then violate the second law of thermodynamics, as we will see in the following, and are thus impossible to work. This is much harder to see, because the concepts are rather delicate. The book proceeds to introduce the concept of Entropy".



      Ah, but don't forget that the Second Law of Thermodynamics grew out of the observation that nobody has succeeded in building a perpetual motion machine. Therefore, using it to disprove the existence of PMMs is begging the question.

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    9. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not yet, but soon :)
      Studying physics (grad level) shortly.
      omard-out

    10. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A perpetual motion device is not (necessarily) something that produces energy out of a vacuum.

      Vacuum energy is entirely plausible within the current laws of physics (Casimir effect), but I can't see how it could be applied to a perpetual motion device.

    11. Re:Poll: How many of us have tried? by renehollan · · Score: 1
      So honestly... who has undergone the same process?

      <raise hand>Me, me, meeee, <strain to raise hand higher>ME!</strain></raise>

      I think anyone with a curiousity about how the world works has, at an early age, pondered the notion of neet things. Perpetual motion machines rank up there.

      And thus begins the process of understanding.

      --
      You could've hired me.
  17. Ideas by eenglish_ca · · Score: 1

    This images are pretty neat with the stereoscopy. Don't substance exist that when you put pressure on them they generate electricity so therefore you could take a big rock and sit it atop some of this substance and you would have unlimited amounts of power. I think the more elaborate the perpetual motion machine the better. That would be a great contest, who could design the most elaborate and outrageous perpetual motion machine. I have the ultimate perpetual motion machine why not just throw something into space. Theoretically it should keep on spinning forever. Thats perpetual motion. Anys just my crazy ideas.

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    1. Re:Ideas by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1
      Don't substance exist that when you put pressure on them they generate electricity so therefore you could take a big rock and sit it atop some of this substance and you would have unlimited amounts of power.

      Wouldn't the energy you use to push the rock count? :P

    2. Re:Ideas by ross.w · · Score: 1

      It's the changing pressure that produces the electricity You have to have a way of moving the rock up and down.

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    3. Re:Ideas by russx2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Regarding the rock, yeah, in theory it will spin forever. But, asides from the initial energy to get it into space and give it momentum... how do you harness the "energy" from the spinning? The short answer is, you can't.

      The rock spinning isn't really energy as such since it is just obeying Newton's first law of motion - anything moving will continue moving unless acted upon by an external force.

      And unfortunately the only way to harness the "energy" is to apply an external force.

    4. Re:Ideas by eenglish_ca · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it is still in perpetual motion which has nothing to do with getting more energy out than you put in, a major misconception of the term.

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      Checking out my form of escapism.
    5. Re:Ideas by damiam · · Score: 1
      it is still in perpetual motion

      Yes, but it's not a perpetual motion machine, because it does no work.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
  18. and the timecube? by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    what of the timecube?

    I have requested that the UCS, or
    Union of Concerned Scientists, act
    to evaluate Nature's Harmonic Time
    Cube Principle of Creation - for the
    welfare of children, nature and the
    future of all humanity. The dumb,
    stupid and evil bastards have ignored
    their obligation to their humanity
    fellowship to research Time Cube,
    and deserve to be spit upon publicly.
    It is their moral duty to test Time
    Cube, and a curse of evil if they ignore
    the greatest discovery of humanity.
    I have offered $10,000.00 to the evil
    bastards if they disprove Time Cube.
    They can't disprove it, so they hide
    like yellow-belly bastards they are.

    --
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    1. Re:and the timecube? by machine+of+god · · Score: 1
      I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle and cannot bestow the prestigious honor of wisdom upon the wisest human ever.

      I'd have to say that's the best quote from that site.

    2. Re:and the timecube? by dodgyville · · Score: 0, Troll

      Your father was a fish. You evolved from an egg laid in water, fertilized by a sperm fish swimming upstream - just as salmon swim up stream to fertilize female egg laid in the water. Maybe, you should worship a fish god.

      I like this quote. At first it's funny, but then it starts to make sense in a post-modern/ideas-are-bound-by-words way... Anyone know if this web-site is for real or not?

      Maybe I *should* worship a fish god.

      --
      apt-get install deathstar && deathstar alderaan && echo "You're far too trusting"
    3. Re:and the timecube? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      [tongue in cheek]

      whether or not he deserves a "doctorate of cubicism" i think his real calling is in web page design, for which he deserves a "masters of hypertextism"

      the free form rant of size 7 fonts with alternating basic colors is... uh... stupendous

      [/tongue in cheek]

      --
      intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    4. Re:and the timecube? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      Did you see the movie Matrix? Actually the
      induced night "dream world" is synonymous
      with the academic religious induced daytime
      "word world" enslavement of humans. Word
      has no inherent value, as it was invented as a
      counterfeit and fictitious value to represent
      natural values in commerce. Unfortunately,
      human values have declined to fictitious
      word values. Unknowingly, you are living
      in a "Word World", as in a fictitious life
      in a counterfeit nation - which you could
      consider Matrix induced "Dream World".
      Can you distinguish the academic induced
      "Word World" from the natural "Real
      World"? Beware of the change when your
      brain is free from induced"Word World"
      enslavement - for you could find that the
      natural "Real World" has been destroyed.


      my head hurts... i wanted to say the same thing about this passage as you did about salmon fish eggs... but on closer examination... no, this is just the mad ravings of a genuine crackpot ;-P

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      intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    5. Re:and the timecube? by salesgeek · · Score: 2, Funny
      I was going to ask him to teach me the "Universal Secrets of the Time Cube" but then I read this:

      There is no teacher on Earth qualified to
      teach Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-
      Day Rotating Time Cube Creation Principle,
      and therefore, there is no teacher on Earth
      worthy of being called a certified teacher.

      I guess I'm out of luck.
      --
      -- $G
    6. Re:and the timecube? by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      Wow....that page uses the words "dumb," "stupid" and "evil" more times than any document I've ever seen. Google seems to agree with me.

      --
      [b.belong('us') for b in bases if b.owner() == 'you']
    7. Re:and the timecube? by Gerald · · Score: 1
      Word has no inherent value, as it was invented as a counterfeit and fictitious value to represent natural values in commerce.

      Yeah! And Powerpoint's pretty worthless, too!

    8. Re:and the timecube? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Pictures and video of Gene Ray, the discoverer of the Timecube, giving lecutre at MIT.

    9. Re:and the timecube? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unbelieveable. A Timecube fan / parody site: The Cubarian

  19. Perpetual motion *IS* possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In a superconductor, electrical resistance is ZERO. Electric current will move forever.

    Of course, you need to keep your superconductor cold, so put it in outer space, or keep the liquid helium flowing.

    And for you nitpickers: yes, there are superconducters that work at liquid nitrogen temperatures, but you can't make wire out of them yet.

    1. Re:Perpetual motion *IS* possible by Fabio+Dias · · Score: 2, Informative

      As long as there's a eletric potential difference. A superconductor dissipates zero energy when it is in transit. It does not feed that energy into itself nor generates energy.

    2. Re:Perpetual motion *IS* possible by fredrikj · · Score: 2

      So? If you spin a wheel in space, it'll rotate forever. Same concept, perpetual motion, but it isn't a machine because there is no energy conversion - part of the definition of a machine is (afaik) that it converts energy.

    3. Re:Perpetual motion *IS* possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Electric current will move forever.

      No, because it's radiating energy. It will keep going if you keep putting energy in (which would then make it a non-perpetual motion machine, funny that).

    4. Re:Perpetual motion *IS* possible by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      " So? If you spin a wheel in space, it'll rotate forever. Same concept, perpetual motion, but it isn't a machine because there is no energy conversion - part of the definition of a machine is (afaik) that it converts energy."

      Well not quit, now yes if you spin a wheel in space it will probably spin for a hella long time. But forever is no garentee, or even possible. Space is not perfect. It's not absolute zero and it's not a perfect vacuum. It runs slightly above abs zero and has plently of trace hydrogen. Plus the anoying Planet and Star Partials floating around. Anyways. Those things will cause some enegry losses. Well just the fact your wheel when you start will be warmer then space it's going to throw off energy. Also it will always be influnced by gravity. Not much and probably not the earths but it's always near some other mass so it will expericance gravity. Actully it will experiance Earth's gravity no matter where it is in the universe, just very faintly. I suppose if you had a massless wheel that might avoid the gravity issue, but then again a impossible loophole is pointless. Also there is radiation going on causing transfer of energy all over the place. At any rate you could go on forever finding ways it will loose energy thus speed. Heck it's going to crash into something eventully.

      So no, your wheel will not spin forever.

    5. Re:Perpetual motion *IS* possible by fredrikj · · Score: 1

      No, you're right, I was generalizing :)

    6. Re:Perpetual motion *IS* possible by Obfiscator · · Score: 1
      Umm, no. There is resistance, it's just very small (about 10^-24 Ohms in YBaCuO, I think).

      That's zero for all practical purposes, but "forever" is a long time.

      --
      "Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist." -Indiana Jones
    7. Re:Perpetual motion *IS* possible by papa248 · · Score: 1
      So? If you spin a wheel in space, it'll rotate forever. Same concept, perpetual motion, but it isn't a machine because there is no energy conversion - part of the definition of a machine is (afaik) that it converts energy.

      That is not true. What allows the wheel to continue to spin is its inertia (ref. Newton's first law of motion). There is certainly enough "outside force" in the depths space to accelerate the wheel and change its rotation or motion.

      In this case, the perpetual motion machine expends none (or only a fixed amount) of energy to continue, in theory because of Newton's first law. However, we have yet to theorize, let alone prove, that there exists a single system in the universe that has *0* quantifiable outside force, be it gravitation, electrictomagnetic, etc.
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  20. how about..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A wheel that can only turn in one direction(ratchets or something) and two paddles on it. Place it in a very very very very low density gas. There will be times when no particles are striking the wheel, and times when more are striking one paddle than the other. Sometimes this will cause the wheel to move in a direction it cannot-the ratchets won't let it, and sometimes it will try to move in the other direction, where it will turn.

    No energy lost in collisions and no friction and an infinite supply of high-energy, low-density gas of course.

    I heard this somewhere, but I forgot why it doesnt work.

  21. I've got it!!! by heli0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    A flawless design for a perpetual motion machine... the only thing I need to make it work are a couple monopole magnets and a room-temperature superconductor. Honest!

    Send $1,000 to P.O. box 324, NY, NY 20002 to get in on the ground floor!!

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    1. Re:I've got it!!! by neurostar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Send $1,000 to P.O. box 324, NY, NY 20002 to get in on the ground floor!!

      I'm guessing that with the intelligence of some of the /. crowd, you should be recieving approximately $20,000 in unmarked bills within the next week...

      ;)

      neurostar
    2. Re:I've got it!!! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Monopole magnets? I just saw 5 on e-bay

    3. Re:I've got it!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the number of posts claiming a wheel spinning in space will spin forever (or somesuch) and so it's a perpetual motion machine, the amount will be much much higher than $20k.

  22. Atari: Masters of unworkable devices by Sir+Network · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try using the Atari 5200 or Atari Jaguar joystick without taking your eyes off of the screen.

    I thouht I was terrible at Aliens vs. Predator until I realized I kept getting killed because I was staring at the controller more than I was looking at the game.

    --
    Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid. --John Wayne
  23. Go Forever? by Malicious · · Score: 1

    Voyager 10's on it's way to perpetual motion.... until it slams into something/someone.
    Matter 'o' factly, last I checked, it's getting faster.

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    1. Re:Go Forever? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      And until it slams into something, it's simply in perpetual motion, it's not a perpetual motion machine...

      A machine must do Work (definition: The transfer of energy from one physical system to another).

      Perpetual motion is easy. A perpetual motion machine is impossible.

      Simon.
      (Getting tired of pointing out that machines have to DO something)

      --
      Physicists get Hadrons!
    2. Re:Go Forever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know that Voyager 10 is not standing still and it is WE who are moving?

    3. Re:Go Forever? by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      " Voyager 10's on it's way to perpetual motion.... until it slams into something/someone.
      Matter 'o' factly, last I checked, it's getting faster."

      No it's speed limited. It's loosing energy to space, it gets tugs of gravity from everything in every direction, it's experiancing drag from trace hydrogen. For any given point in space there is a finite speed it can go due to achiving a force equalibrium with all around it (IE like your car when it can't go any faster since the forces against it == the force it exserts). It may be at it for where it's at. If not in time it will hit such a point were it will slow and speed up as the various forces mess with it. Depending on what is around it it could slow down a bunch, or speed up.

  24. Excellent museum by quantaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean even the server follows the spirit of the exhibits!

    --
    I stole this Sig
    1. Re:Excellent museum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me: I wonder if there is some way we can harnass the endless power of slashdot as a source of energy?

  25. More unworkable devices by SaXisT4LiF · · Score: 2, Informative

    This reminded me of the Anime Laws of Physics.

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    Fight or flight its all the same
    Live to die another day

    --Ryan
  26. Things that don't work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want things that don't work? Monday through Friday I'm in an office full of them.... They get paid too!

  27. Zero Point Energy Device Coming Soon! by Slur · · Score: 1

    Ha, just when you thought the field was closed, suddenly it's open again.... And since it's being exposed and marketed by Dr. Steven Greer you know it has to be true.

    The Transcript Here
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    -- thinkyhead software and media
  28. I have a source of unlimited power by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Troll Engine.

    what it does is post a comment extoling the virtues of Windows 95 over Linux. It then uses the heat generated by the ensuing flamewar to power a small town.

    1. Re:I have a source of unlimited power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows95 can do a LOT that Linux can't do!

      For one, Windows95 can fsck up the sectors on your HD when not properly shut down or upon crashing... can Linux do this?... NO!

      Windows95 can automatically open a CD upon closing the tray, resulting in enforcer hits to the processor, and crappy performance... can Linux do this?... NO!

      Windows95 can allow everyone access to files that you don't want them to have, despite having the ability to have separate accounts... can Linux do this?... NO!

      Windows95 can run brain dead development software, engineered for morons, who cringe at the sight of a CLI... can Linux do this?... NO!

      Windows95 can give the user a BSOD, which is very pretty... does Linux do this?... NO!

      Windows95 can take as long as 3.7 minutes to boot up... can Linux do this?... HELL NO!

      Windows95 can search for hardware upon rebooting, and thusly, uselessly duplicating hardware drivers and rendering the system unstable... can Linux do this?... NO!

      Windows95 can allow a single application to take control of the entire tasking scheme of the OS, rendering other applications in the background useless... can Linux do this?... NO!

      Windows95 can turn an otherwise useful workstation, and turn it into a bloated, pathetic, luser toy... can Linux do this?... NO!

    2. Re:I have a source of unlimited power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you extract useful energy from tedium?
      If so I expect you to fulfil all our future energy needs.

    3. Re:I have a source of unlimited power by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Linux can too run a (f)ile (s)ystem (c)hec(k) on startup from an improper shutdown. It's done it several times on my machine. it found bad nodes and fixed them. (Of course, Windows, on the other hand, doesn't want to tell you when it's found a problem)

    4. Re:I have a source of unlimited power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But Win95 is better than Linux.

      (humming noise, lights grow brighter)

  29. First hand experience by gsyswerda · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was younger, in early high school, I discovered that my father was trying to build a perpetual motion machine in his basement workshop. It was a rotating wheel with slots that contained ball bearings. The idea was that the bearings would roll in the slots in such a way that the wheel would constantly be unbalanced, causing it to rotate forever. He hadn't quite gotten it to work, of course, and was concerned about the angle of the slots and friction at the hub. I had taken some physics by then, and tried to explain to my dad about conservation of energy and how his machine, in principle, could never work. Maybe he was already discouraged by then, but he quit working on it shortly after that.

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    1. Re:First hand experience by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Informative

      just as it happens one of the machines described on that site is roughly(exactly) what your father had been trying to make.
      http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/museum/unwork.htm#wh eels

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    2. Re:First hand experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet your father worked for MS :-)

  30. almost by trb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a design for a perpetual motion machine that almost works.

    1. Re:almost by FosterSJC · · Score: 1

      Funny...

      I have a design for an almost perpetual motion machine that works.

    2. Re:almost by beton · · Score: 1

      I have found an elegant and simple design for a perpetual motion machine that works... ... unfortunately there's not enough room in this comment to prove it ;)

  31. Desinged a car to be pulled by megnets by alch · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was cool !! Metal wheels and magnets to pull itself along !! Never figured out how to stop it though.

  32. Why isn't the Earth a PM machine? by Chinju · · Score: 1

    Why isn't the Earth's revolution around the sun an example of a perpetual motion machine? I'm sure it isn't, but I can't see why not.

    1. Re:Why isn't the Earth a PM machine? by gibbdog · · Score: 0

      Earth will eventually be enveloped by the sun. The travel around the sun seems to stay constant, but we are always getting just a little bit closer to it.

    2. Re:Why isn't the Earth a PM machine? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      You're confusing 'perpetual motion' with 'perpetual motion machine'. A machine has to do Work (definition: The transfer of energy from one physical system to another), whereas a body in a perfect orbit does not.

      The only Work the earth does is when it hits "stuff" in its' orbital path. Every time the earth hits a single atom in its' path, it slows down slightly, and spirals slightly farther in towards the sun. OTOH, it doesn't move too much closer because the earth has a very high mass, and the atom doesn't... There is also "stuff" hitting us from the 'back' side as well, which speeds up the earth slightly in the same fashion.

      Simon.

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      Physicists get Hadrons!
    3. Re:Why isn't the Earth a PM machine? by c4tp's+friend · · Score: 1

      Remember when you try to capture the energy, the kinetic energy becomes less and there is no way to add more potential energy. Even if there was a way to harness some of the earths potential energy, eventually our orbit would stop and we would become fried crisps of humans.

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      I dont like it when people think about what I think (say). Rather I try to make them think like I think.
    4. Re:Why isn't the Earth a PM machine? by Chinju · · Score: 1

      I thought that might have been it, but I wasn't sure if perpetual motion itself was outlawed, or just devices which output usable energy. Thanks for setting me straight.

    5. Re:Why isn't the Earth a PM machine? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      As two objects orbit each other, they give off "gravity waves," which slowly suck energy out of the system. They're difficult to detect, even in extreme cases (like two neutron stars orbiting each other at a distance of a few miles), but eventually they would cause the system to run down.

      I think.

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      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    6. Re:Why isn't the Earth a PM machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tidal forces from the Sun will eventually bleed off energy from the axial spin, and Earth will be locked in, like the Moon is now. But it will keep orbiting around the Sun for quite a while, as it is in a stable orbit, barring a collision with a huge (bigger than any asteroid) space body.

    7. Re:Why isn't the Earth a PM machine? by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      We're not in orbit around the sun. We are falling towards it in a straight line. The problem is that space around the sun is bent. All straight vectors tangent to the sun's center are curved to a circular path. That's why there aren't periodic jerky course corrections to our descent to the sun. The nice thing is if we stop the earth we can get there much faster.

  33. Tidal Energy is like perpetual motion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, generating tidal energy is like perpetual motion. The Moon orbiting the Earth causes the tides to move, and there are even power plants that generate power from that.
    By far the biggest flaw in all of the perpetual motion machines is that they assume a closed system. In reality, there is no such thing as a closed system. The Moon orbits the Earth, the Earth orbits the sun, and the Sun orbits the Galaxy. Now only if there was an effecient method to take adavntage of the ever changing gravitational changes without relying on an ocean.

    1. Re:Tidal Energy is like perpetual motion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, this only works because the Sun gives energy to the ocean.

      Otherwise, you'll be trying to draw power from ice.

    2. Re:Tidal Energy is like perpetual motion! by Ozan · · Score: 1

      Well, generating tidal energy is like perpetual motion. The Moon orbiting the Earth causes the tides to move, and there are even power plants that generate power from that.

      No, the rotation of the earth is slowed down and the distance to the moon is getting bigger with every tide.

  34. It doesn't work... by dunedan · · Score: 1

    because you suck energy out of the gas to turn your wheel.

    thats like saying that sometimes my cars pistons get pushed down by gas and so its a perpertuall motion machine.

  35. Problem solved by Isldeur · · Score: 1



    Sorry, I've already solved it. Take two bodies, put them in a vacuum with no other external forces, and have them orbit each other without decay. There. Perpetual motion.

    1. Re:Problem solved by Dunark · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I've already solved it. Take two bodies, put them in a vacuum with no other external forces, and have them orbit each other without decay. There. Perpetual motion.

      Maybe. If Einstein was right, the system will slowly lose energy by emitting gravitational radiation.

  36. The closest thing we know to a perpetual motion... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

    The closest thing we know to a perpetual motion machine is a super conductor. A superconductor is a material that offers no resistance to electrons which freely move about. It's not quite perfect because there is no such thing as a perfectly closed system.

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  37. The problem with your idea is thermodynamics by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 4, Informative

    The problem with your idea is thermodynamics. Thermodynamic analysis will tell you the maximum efficiency that an engine can acheive. Look up the Carnot engine (or cycle) for a good discussion. A Carnot engine is the most efficient engine possible, nonetheless, the thermodynamic limits are a killer. Throw in friction, realistic melting points for materials, etc. and the world is a dreary place. Engines will NEVER approach 98% efficiency.

    1. Re:The problem with your idea is thermodynamics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Engines will NEVER approach 98% efficiency.

      Man will NEVER step foot on the moon.
      That is how stupid you sound.

    2. Re:The problem with your idea is thermodynamics by dhovis · · Score: 1

      See my previous post. The Carnot cycle limits the efficiency of the conversion of heat into work, but there are processes which are not Carnot limited. Fuel cells, for example. You can buy 97% efficient gas furnaces.

      Reread your thermodynamics.

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    3. Re:The problem with your idea is thermodynamics by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Engines will NEVER approach 98% efficiency.

      True, heat engines will never get better than 60%. However motors already get the high 90 percent efficiencies. This is yet another reason why cars should move away from engines.

    4. Re:The problem with your idea is thermodynamics by slamb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      True, heat engines will never get better than 60%. However motors already get the high 90 percent efficiencies. This is yet another reason why cars should move away from engines.

      I don't buy that argument. Motors convert electrical energy to kinetic energy. Where does the electrical energy come from? Typically a heat engine and generator. 60% * x% * 90% is less than 60%.

    5. Re:The problem with your idea is thermodynamics by nathanh · · Score: 1
      I don't buy that argument. Motors convert electrical energy to kinetic energy. Where does the electrical energy come from? Typically a heat engine and generator.

      Several things to think about here:

      (1) the efficiency of an EV charged by an oil burning power plant - even considering the transmission and storage losses - is still better than the efficiency of a car engine.

      (2) non-typical energy sources do exist and are more predominant - even in the USA - than you might think. But the only way your car will ever use those sources is if you drive an EV instead of ICE.

      (3) the efficiency of a chain is no better than the efficiency of the weakest link. The engine needs to be replaced if the overall efficiency is ever to be improved.

      (4) the ICE has been tweaked and tuned for 150 years. It has reached "perfection". The EV is a relatively immature technology. It has more growth potential. Sometimes you need to realise that your current technology has no further potential and then - painfully - you have to replace it.

      60% * x% * 90% is less than 60%.

      Studies into end-to-end efficiencies of EV vs ICE are available. The EV gets 28%. The ICE gets 14%. That's with today's technology; even with the gross inefficiencies of electricity distribution and storage. Tomorrow's technology - including alternate energy sources - will aid the EV more than the ICE. The energy efficiency of the EV is proven and will get better. The ICE is a dead-end in all senses of the word.

    6. Re:The problem with your idea is thermodynamics by slamb · · Score: 1
      the efficiency of a chain is no better than the efficiency of the weakest link.

      True, but not the strongest statement you could make. The efficiency of a chain is the efficiencies of each link multiplied together. That's much worse than just as bad as the weakest.

      That's why I don't buy your original argument. You were comparing two efficiencies that just aren't comparable: that 90% has to be multiplied by something else, and that something else will also be under 100%. Just adding steps will always make the efficiency worse.

      Studies into end-to-end efficiencies of EV vs ICE are available [princeton.edu].

      Yes, that study is interesting. From it, I'm sold that the electrical vehicles are both cleaner and more efficient as a practical matter. But that seems to be because the larger plants are dramatically cleaner and more efficient. If they were both the maximum theoretical (with the same cycle and temperatures), which was the number you originally mentioned, the electrical one would have to be worse.

      The other 32% of energy sources the study mentioned are always interesting, but there are reasons they are only 32%... maybe some day.

      So basically, I'm not disagreeing with your conclusion. But that doesn't make your logic valid. The study was convincing; your original post was not.

  38. Using 2 Cats are cheaper by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    You take 2 cats (which can be found as strays or free from kittens) and then tie them them back to back then drop. Tost cost money cats are inexpensive.

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    1. Re:Using 2 Cats are cheaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this guy tried that
      (Not for people who think bonsi kitten is real)

  39. Weather and other perpetual motion by tunesmith · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Isn't weather kind of a perpetual motion machine?

    I feel like (as a non-scientist, non-physicist) that I have an intuitive understanding that all self-contained devices relying only on their own mechanics would never attain perpetual motion due to the dragging forces of gravity, friction, and other forms of external resistance.

    But I don't have such an intuitive understanding that a machine that takes advantage of outside consistent forces as a source of energy (like gravity) could not attain perpetual motion. Especially if we loosen the definition of "outside consistent forces" from the scientific definition (those natural forces that always balance themselves) to the practical definition, like those forces that aren't naturally occuring but happen all the time anyway, like the directional airflow in a building's exit corridor, or the vibration of a dance floor, or all the other places in the world where energy is being expended and not captured. If we made machines that were built to rely on those forces always happening, and capturing them to convert them to energy, wouldn't that be generating more energy than is expended to run it, considering that the expended energy it depends on would be happening anyway? I know it's mathematically lazy but there's no reason why we can't double-count that stuff.

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    1. Re:Weather and other perpetual motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a closed system drag friction resistance and
      the rest, all get recycled. Therefore it will always
      run.

    2. Re:Weather and other perpetual motion by isn't+my+name · · Score: 2, Informative

      Isn't weather kind of a perpetual motion machine? In the sense that forever is as long as we live, then yes, it is. However, by definition a perpetual motion machine is one that keeps going without external energy. Ultimately, the wind moving around the globe and the clouds/rain/snow that go along with it all come from the heating energy of the sun, with the rotational force of the earth helping to direct some of the motion. Eventually, the earth will be subsumed within the boundary of the sun and the sun will eventually burn out. So, no, weather is not a perpetual motion machine. However, for our existences, it will not stop its motion.

    3. Re:Weather and other perpetual motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weather is not perpetual motion. It's powered by the sun and by gravity (tidal forces from the moon).

    4. Re:Weather and other perpetual motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the weather system is not a closed system. It receives energy from the sun. Receives energy from the oceans. Receives energy from volcanoes. Finally, the Earth itself spins, probably provididing some energy there as well.

  40. Perpetual submarine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In elementary school I came up with the idea of a submarine that powered itself by hooking its propellors up to a generator.

  41. Re:The closest thing we know to a perpetual motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not quite perfect because there is no such thing as a perfectly closed system.

    Except Dubbya's mind.

  42. PM by c4tp's+friend · · Score: 1

    Obviously it has been proven it cannot work, so why argue that it will?

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    1. Re:PM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not been proven. Our so-called "laws" of physics are nothing more than best guesses. If a perpetual motion machine is possible then the "laws" of physics will have to be changed :-)

    2. Re:PM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand the answer anyway

    3. Re:PM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like it was proven that the world was flat, eh?

    4. Re:PM by inertia187 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should read the article and find out. The author makes it clear that the fun is not in the thermaldynamic reasons, but the ones that are more subtle. I especially like the explainations given for why the gravity shield would not work besides the fact that a gravity shield is unlikely to exist.

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  43. Yes, this guy is for real. by fredistheking · · Score: 1

    In 1999 a few of my friends at Georgia Tech got this guy to come and talk. If I remember correctly, he got highly irritated when he failed to convince us.

    1. Re:Yes, this guy is for real. by tunesmith · · Score: 1

      "If you remember correctly"? Four years ago? What memory-limiting drugs have you been on, anyway?

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    2. Re:Yes, this guy is for real. by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      you're kidding really? what is this guy like in person? is he like the "flux capacitor" professor from "back to the future"? bulging eyes and wild white hair? he seems to me to be the very archetype of the perfect crank crackpot. when they made him, they must have broken the mold.

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  44. Cmon guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes , i am one of those that thinks its posible.
    But NOT in the way everyone has been conditioned
    to perpetual motion. Everyone needs to realise
    that you need to be more open to things.
    Yes i do understand that perpetual motion
    is posible in a closed system , and it can't power
    excess loads ( its closed ). But there can be
    open systems which are just as good .
    It can't be that fision is the most effective
    way of generating energy . For instance ,
    can someone explain why static electricity can't
    be used to fuse atoms at very very high potential
    where they can overcome the repulsion forces
    and the energy release be direcly converted
    to electricity . Fusion can have extremely
    negligible amounts of radiation
    and fuel consumtion would be extremeley low.
    One in each car woul be less dangerous than
    a gass tank. And please say no to this crazy
    idea of creating the sun here on earth
    (the curent fusion research).Even if they do
    make it , they will still hold a monopoly
    on the energy , its not like you will be able
    to buyild one in your garage.
    Or how about electrolysis of hydrogen from
    water with a cheaply atainable catalyst of sorts ?

    But then again , i dont think we can have any of
    this untill we grow up as a species. Just imagine
    free clean unlimited power in todays world.
    The polution would go through the roof
    from the careless ways we would use it .
    Unlimited power weapons that could basicaly
    split the earth in half or better yet
    blow up the whole solar system.
    I get extremeley scared thinking about tesla
    conspiracies and such . And our governments
    having those kind of weapons etc...

    Lets try to wake up first

  45. Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I got the page to load before it got slashdotted, and it looks like these are all perpetual motion machines of the first kind. These machines violate conservation of energy.

    Perpetual motion machines of the second kind don't violate conservation of energy, but they rely on a decrease in entropy. With a machine like that a ship could run an engine that extracts energy from the ambient water temperature to do work, leaving a trail of colder seawater behind the ship. That doesn't violate conservation of energy, but it does cause a global reduction of entropy.

    It takes more cleverness to come up with a machine of the second kind, and it's usually less obvious why they don't work.

    Here's a machine like that. Assume we have a propellor made of some heat resistant material like ceramic, inside a larger ceramic housing in which it is free to rotate. Stick a big permanent magnet around it so that there is a magnetic field running through it, parallel to the propellor axis. Now inject a hot plasma of some sort into the device. Electrons in the plasma move in tight little counterclockwise circles because of the field. Protons move in much wider clockwise circles (they're heavier), so they hit the propellor blades preferentially in one direction and make it rotate.

    Of course the plasma is going to cool down quickly if the protons in it are imparting kinetic energy to the propellor. So as a perpetual motion machine of the first kind, it's obviously going to run down and stop. But take the whole machine and drop it on a planet where the ambient temperature is high enough to keep the plasma hot. As the propellor extracts energy, more heat flows into the machine. What's wrong with it now?

    1. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by Dynedain · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its exactly like connecting an internal combustion engine up to a nearly infinite tank of gasoline. Its not a perpetual motion machine, it simply has a fuel source that is seemingly infinite (in this case, heat).

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    2. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      But take the whole machine and drop it on a planet where the ambient temperature is high enough to keep the plasma hot. As the propellor extracts energy, more heat flows into the machine. What's wrong with it now?

      It's late on a Saturday night, I'm drunk, and I may be wrong, but haven't you just given it an external energy source ? What's the conceptual difference between that and a car engine with an everlasting supply of petrol ? I thought one of the requirements for a PPM is to not depend on external energy sources.

      I also don't see why cooler seawater has reduced entropy. I can see it having reduced energy (temperature being a good measure of energy) but why more-ordered-but-identical-energy collections of water-molecules should be colder (ie: less energetic!) than less-ordered-but-identical-energy molecules escapes me.

      I'm ignoring the various frictions and viscosity issues, and I can't get my head around your proton/electron argument anyway (too drunk :-)))

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    3. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by happyhippy · · Score: 1

      The planet itself becomes part of the PM machine thus nullifying the PM part as the planet will eventually cool and die.

    4. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Its exactly like connecting an internal combustion engine up to a nearly infinite tank of gasoline.

      And don't forget, another nearly infinite tank of oxygen.

      If that were a correct analogy then perpetual motion machines of the second kind would be viable. There's nothing special about a machine that can run using a supply of gasoline and oxygen. But a machine that can extract useful work from a single heat reservoir of disordered ambient thermal energy would be nothing less than magic.

      This particular machine has a flaw more fundamental than that.

    5. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      It's late on a Saturday night, I'm drunk, and I may be wrong, but haven't you just given it an external energy source ? What's the conceptual difference between that and a car engine with an everlasting supply of petrol ? I thought one of the requirements for a PPM is to not depend on external energy sources.

      You've illustrated how these machines are better at fooling people (at least drunk Brits) than the simpler kind. PPMs of the first kind (like the ones on that web page) get scoffs from everybody because they produce energy from nothing. A PPM of the second kind can rely on an external energy source, but it can only be a single thermal heat reservoir. None of these machines will work, since they rely on some process that must cause a global reduction in entropy. You can't simply convert disordered thermal energy into ordered kinetic energy.

      I also don't see why cooler seawater has reduced entropy.

      Because it's colder.

      I can see it having reduced energy (temperature being a good measure of energy) but why more-ordered-but-identical-energy collections of water-molecules should be colder (ie: less energetic!) than less-ordered-but-identical-energy molecules escapes me.

      Look at it this way. Before the ship comes, the ocean water is in thermodynamic equilibrium at 20 degrees C. The ship comes through, scooping some water up into its PPM engine that extracts thermal energy from the water, dumping it back with a temperature one degree cooler. It uses the energy to spin its propellor, which heats the water it pushes by about a degree. After the boat has passed through, there are parts of the water one degree cooler and parts one degree warmer. The water then undergoes an irreversible transfer of energy from warm to cool water, until it is all the same temperature again.

      The fact that the aftermath is irreversible should strongly imply that the engine was doing something magical when it ran the reverse process in the first place.

    6. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by Dynedain · · Score: 2, Informative

      IANAP (I Am Not A Physicist)...just a lowly architecture major, but I am assuming if an engine is relying on heat input as a sort of fuel, than a lack of heat differential would be problematic.

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    7. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's correct. There is only one heat reservoir.

      If this could work, we could have cars and airplanes that ran off the heat of the air surrounding them.

      Nobody ever spoke much of harnessing the power of the heat in the ocean, until those thermal gradients were discovered between surface waters and deep water. With two heat reservoirs you can transfer heat from one to the other, extracting some of the energy as a tax as it moves from warm to cold regions, generating nice things like fresh water and electricity.

      With no temperature differential, there is no way to do this without causing a global decrease in entropy.

    8. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by hankwang · · Score: 2, Interesting
      >Now inject a hot plasma of some sort into the device. Electrons in the plasma move in tight little counterclockwise circles because of the field. Protons move in much wider clockwise circles (they're heavier), so they hit the propellor blades preferentially in one direction and make it rotate.

      Hmm, some kind of Maxwell's demon. My intuition says that the transfered momentum per unit of time is the same for all particles, but I can't seem to prove it mathematically. The particles make circular trajectories with a radius r = mv/Bq, where m is the particle mass, v the velocity in the plane of the rotor, B the magnetic field, and q the charge. A particle in such a trajectory has an angular momentum J = mvr = m^2v^2/Bq. The torque that colliding particles exert on the rotor is

      T = nvAJ = nAm^2v^3/Bq, (eq. 1)

      where n is the number of particles per unit volume and A is the surface of the rotor. (I assume that every collision transfers the full angular momentum from the particle to the rotor) Now, thermodynamics say that <mv^2> = 2kT, where k is Boltzmann's constant and T is the temperature. If we substitute in eq. (1), we obtain

      T = nA m^(1/2) (2kT)^(3/2) / Bq (eq. 2)

      which unfortunately still contains the mass. If the numbers of positive and negative particles are the same, then still the protons would cause more momentum because of the proportionality to m^(1/2). So this attempt to solve the problem has failed. :-( I need m^2 v^4 instead of m^2 v^3 in eq. (1).

      Either I did something wrong in the reasoning, or I overlooked a more fundamental issue, but I tried. :-) Now please tell us the real solution! solution.

    9. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by toddestan · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's not a perpetual motion machine of the first kind. That's just a motor with a really big fuel supply.

      A perpetual motion machine of the first kind is basically a machine that loses almost no energy because it has so little friction, air drag, resistance, etc. Because it loses energy so slowly, it can continue to move for a very long time. But because it's moving doesn't mean you can continously extract energy from it, as any attempt to extract energy will slow it down and eventually stop it. You will never get more energy out than is already "stored" in the machine.

      An example is something like a flywheel. Get it spinning, and because a well built flywheel has almost no friction, it will spin for a very long time. But try to extract any energy from it and it will quickly slow down and stop. Same with a simple pendulum.

    10. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Say a proton hits the propellor. It will bounce, move in a semicircle in toward the center, hit the propellor again, and keep bouncing in little semicircles until it almost reaches the propellor axis- then it will hit the other side of the next propellor vane- bouncing back up, away from the center, striking against the wrong side and pushing it the wrong way. So the propellor won't rotate at all and the machine doesn't work, for reasons that have nothing to do with the Second Law.

      In Feynman's The Character of Physical Law, he talks about a PPM of the second kind that is much simpler. He has a similar setup, with a propellor inside an enclosure, and an ideal gas at room temperature. In this one the propellor is set up with a rachet and pawl so it can only turn in one direction. As gas molecules in Brownian motion strike the vanes, the propellor turns, but the ratchet and pawl only allow it to rotate clockwise- so it extracts energy out of the thermal motion of the gas. That machine fails for reasons that are truly subtle and fantastic.

    11. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The page was never /.ed. Probably because it is running off a perpetual motion machine :)

    12. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by small+but... · · Score: 1

      "Electrons in the plasma move in tight little counterclockwise circles because of the field. Protons move in much wider clockwise circles"... My physics is rusty, but is the trick here that these spinning charges create a magnetic field opposite in direction & equal in magnitude to the permanent magnet?

    13. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Nah, you can always argue that away by reducing the plasma density and increasing the external field.

      It doesn't work (I think- I haven't built one) because the protons bounce down one propellor vane and then back up another.

      I came up with this device when I was doing a homework assignment in college. Feynman's machine is much better.

    14. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

      That machine fails for reasons that are truly subtle and fantastic.

      I heard that the basic problem with this setup was that if the rachet/pawl system was at thermal equilibrium with the propellor system, then for any random thermal perturbation that could cause it to go "the right way," there's a similar amount of random thermal perturbation on the pawl itself that could cause it to go back. So the system, on average, never goes anywhere.

      Is this what you were thinking of? Or is there something else?

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    15. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's basically it. The geometry of the gear teeth is what screws things up. The thermal motion in the pawl and gear allows the gear to jiggle. It only takes a tiny jiggle in the pawl and gear assembly to go the wrong way by one tooth, but it requires a larger jiggle to go the right way. So when the pawl clicks back into place the wheel is likely to have shifted the wrong way. And as the ratchet reengages, it pushes the vanes and they dump heat back into the gas. These effects, plus the effects anticipated in the original design (where everything works "correctly") ensure that the motion is random.

      People have argued that the ratchet/pawl motor will work if the motor is tiny enough. A version was made out of benzene rings in 1997 and they found that it jiggles randomly.

      Still, it's probably the coolest perpetual motion machine anyone has come up with.

    16. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by dspeyer · · Score: 1

      Umm, am I missing something? This one's easy...

      Magnetic fields only cause charged particles to go in circles if there's relative motion between the particles and the magnet. If you just stick a magnet next to a loop of wire, nothing happens. You have to *move* the magnet.

      Similarly, you need to inject the plasma at high velocity. This needs to be done continously, at higher energy cost than what you get out.

    17. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Magnetic fields only cause charged particles to go in circles if there's relative motion between the particles and the magnet. If you just stick a magnet next to a loop of wire, nothing happens. You have to *move* the magnet.

      Similarly, you need to inject the plasma at high velocity.


      Or at high temperature, which is why everything is made of ceramic. The thermal motion of the individual particles in the plasma means they aren't stationary with respect to the magnet.

      If the particles hit the propellor and turn it, they lose energy and the plasma cools- making this a lousy PPM of the first kind. But on a planet with a very hot atmosphere, it would be a good example of a PPM of the second kind because more thermal energy keeps coming in through the walls.

    18. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by dspeyer · · Score: 1

      If you're using high temperatures to get the magnets to have an effect, then half the protons will go clockwise and half counterclockwise and you'll get nothing (because half were going forward brownianly and half backward). It may not cancel perfectly, but close enough.

    19. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      No, all the positive charges move in clockwise helical paths. F = q v x B. If the field is pointing up they go clockwise, and if it's pointing down they go counterclockwise.

      The propellor still doesn't turn, because each propellor blade will still have just as many protons striking each of it. They all go clockwise, but if you trace out their paths you'll see it still doesn't matter as far as moving the propellor is concerned.

    20. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by dspeyer · · Score: 1
      As you say, F=q vxB

      Now q and B are constant, but v_i is random. You get clockwise motion is v_i is pointed away from the axel -- which only happens half the time.

      P.S. Why doesn't slashdot support the <sub> tag?

    21. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      James Clerk Maxwell proposed a perpetual motion machine of the
      second kind (one which manipulates energy with perfect efficiency). In
      his concept a chamber would be divided into two regions by a barrier.
      This barrier would then be opened as needed to permit fast moving
      particles to pass into the "hot" region and slow moving ones to pass
      into the "cool" region. He stipulated that the barrier would require
      no energy to manipulate and would be operated by a small demon
      stationed there for the purpose. Such a device is thus referred to as
      Maxwell's Demon.

    22. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      You get clockwise motion is v_i is pointed away from the axel -- which only happens half the time.

      A particle moving away from the axle, moving clockwise, will be approaching the axle by the time it has gone 180 degrees around its clockwise orbit. It won't suddenly start going counterclockwise at that point. You're making a sign error somewhere. The motion is clockwise when v points toward the axle as well.

      Look at it this way- the plasma particles will move in a way that creates a field that opposes the external field. For positively charged particles, that means clockwise motion.

      The point is moot, since the machine doesn't work anyway.

    23. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by hankwang · · Score: 1
      >Say a proton hits the propellor. It will bounce, move in a semicircle in toward the center,

      You are basically saying that no momentum is transferred in a collision: if the propellor is in thermal equilibrium with the particles, then after each collision, the particles have a velocity and hence an angular momentum that is on the average the same as before.

      A cold propellor would work, but then it's not a PM anymore. :-)

    24. Re:Perpetual Motion Machines of the First Kind by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Of course momentum is transferred in each collision, but as many particles will be hitting the wrong side of each vane as the right side.

  46. There is no such thing by nosnorb · · Score: 0

    There is no such thing as perpetual motion. All things are transitory and finite (infinity is an illusion much like time itself). There is a finite amount of energy in the universe (the universe itself is a closed system). How about a finite-perprtual motion machine, one with frictions reduced to the point where it would run 'perprtually' until there was no more energy left in the universe. Oh, wait, it already exists.

  47. My favorite above-unity energy generator by barakn · · Score: 1

    is the people in the movie The Matrix. What a crock! They somehow pump out more energy then they consume in "food" (nutrient solution or whatever). Perhaps it makes sense if you're taking one of those pills (what happens if you take red and blue at the same time?), but not in the real world.

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    1. Re:My favorite above-unity energy generator by geekoid · · Score: 1

      you know, it's just entertainment. thats all. There not trying to get a Phd, there not an educational facility, they are movies.

      However, within the context of the movie, I would like to point out a few things.
      1)clearly they have modified the humans(you know, tubes and stuff), so who knows how there bodies function.
      2)The machines use to run soley on solar power. clearly far more advanced solar power then we currently have. After the humans blocked the sun, they adpted. perhaps by taking the radiens heat off a human bodies?
      3) it is a technology that we couldn't even begin to understand, like showinf a computer to someone 1000 years ago.

      finally, it's fiction. I know, everybody else in the world liked it, so you must be part of an 'elite' minority that doesn't like it soley because everyone else does.
      here are a few other movies you shouldn't like:
      almost all sci-fi. most sci fi has 'faster then light drive' or other things that would require more energy that the total sum of the earth could ever create.
      Every mvie where a car explodes on impact.
      Any movie with an 'undead'

      OTOH you also have a history of critising /.'s editors, instead of just leving, like a rational person would do.

      Ta-Ta for now.

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    2. Re:My favorite above-unity energy generator by Zarquon · · Score: 1

      But it's so clearly drivel.. anyone who's gone through Physics II should know that. They could've come up with something better:

      1) Computers are based around biochips (and humans produce something they need), and humans are cheaper to make than custom bacteria.

      2) Parts of the human mind are used for processing. Biological minds are heavily tuned for certain tasks (image processing, perhaps?).

      3) Because the machines need human authorization/ activation to function (poorly implemented hardwired failsafe?)

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    3. Re:My favorite above-unity energy generator by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      AFAIK, the original script featured humans as a part of a supercomputer array, a Beowulf Cluster for a better Slashdot recognition. However, it was thought too difficult a concept for the ignorant masses, and the energy idea was used instead.

      Still, despite the problems with the Second Law, it could be possible that the Borg were using humans to _convert_ energy to a form more suitable for them. For example, to convert hydrocarbons into heat.

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      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    4. Re:My favorite above-unity energy generator by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      Converting hydrocarbons to heat is simple. Take a catalyst like oxygen, introduce a little heat (iow, set fire to it), and voila, more heat! Yay.

      Of course it's not as efficient as using a living organism, but hey, what the heck.

    5. Re:My favorite above-unity energy generator by crashfrog · · Score: 1

      Load up your Matrix rip and watch that scene again. There's one line that they use to justify the whole system. it's when Morpheus is talking about the human batteries:

      "...that plus a form of fusion, and they had all the power that they would ever need."

      My question is, given the potential of fusion, why do they need the humans at all? And why use humans and not elephants or whales?

      oh, right, it's just a movie. Can't wait for the sequels and more of the Animatrix, tho.

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      If at first I don't succeed, I quit!
    6. Re:My favorite above-unity energy generator by barakn · · Score: 1
      As I am a hardcore geek, I go to movies solely to see the newest in special effects. I liked The Matrix for what it was- hard-core eye candy. Just because I criticized one of its plot elements doesn't mean I hated it or all other sci-fi movies. There are, however, science-fiction authors (Carl Sagan) who actually try to put believable science into the plot.

      It is true that I have seen hundreds of cars explode and get quite bored with it. My favorite car wreck is from the Blues Brothers. At least that was original.

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  48. Fools! by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1, Funny

    They think that perpetual motion is impossible, but I'm almost there!

    There's just one small problem with friction in the defrobnication rotor. All I need is some funding to fabricate a new one out of frictionless unobtainium, and then we'll see who's laughing!

    I'd be happy to demo the system to anyone willing to make a nominal million dollar investment. Second Law, make your time!

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    1. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up. You are not funny at all.

  49. but it exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just haved to transport energy from the past or future. tom Bearden has invented it here. Of course, we know it must work since it got a patent.

  50. beat the laws of physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    insert line from Yoda here, but that _IS_ why many fail and not just in physics. Beating the laws of physics is not the issue. Finding more about the details (as in where the Devil is) is key. Ask any veteran soldier (by the real definition of veteran) and they will tell you a bit about this lesson even as it involves physics, reclamation of energy and finite kinetics (or just the law of diminishing returns). You learn not to BEAT the laws and rules but better understand and apply them. From a fighting perspective it is the difference between a real fight vs. the ones on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It looks great to many but the suspension of disbelief is too much for anyone with real understanding of the intricate dance of fighting.

    As with perpetual motion I think that young folk interested in what science is supposed to be all about should first learn the basic laws of nature regardless of what name (as in Newton) or number is applied. After all, unlike Bugs Bunny cartoons you do not have to understand details and actual mathematical relationships regarding gravity simply to be a victim of it or use it to your advantage. Provide them with the will to learn, do not just sit them in front of a boring book and say MEMORIZE THIS OR ELSE, TEST IN TWO DAYS. That sets them up for failures (either by becoming adademicians or loosing interest)

  51. Magnets and PM by mark-t · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was quite surprised to not see a so-called PM device on this page which incorporated permanent magnets with the following explanation for why it cannot work:

    One cannot expect to use permanent magnetism as a source of perpetual motion because when a permenant magnet does work, it loses a certain amount of its magnetism in the process. This phenomenon can be seen directly with the following simple home-science experement: Place two magnets side by side, such that like poles are adjacent to eachother. Let go of one and note how far it gets pushed away. Now in a PM device, the magnets will obviously have to be brought back together at regular intervals -- so tape them together so that you effectively create an environment where the repulsion action is perpetual (which is what you are trying to achieve). Leave it alone for a few weeks. Come back after that time and remove the tape. Repeat the experiment that you did at the beginning and you will notice that the free magnet gets pushed quite a bit less than before -- sometimes not even at all! What is of particular interest is the stronger the magnets were originally, the more pronounced this loss of magnetism is, so powerful magnets quickly become weak magnets, which are capable of doing less work, and therefore require more time to lose a measurable amount of their magnetism.

    tanstaafl

  52. Let's not forget this past slashdot interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the immortality device!
    http://interviews.slashdot.org/article.pl ?sid=01/0 6/07/1421238&mode=thread
    Slashdot really ought to set up another interview like that one.

  53. He's mistaken by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    There isn't more energy coming out than put in because the "baseline energy" is the energy put in.

  54. Yes, no, and maybe. by freeweed · · Score: 4, Informative

    You're sort of mixing up what you're talking about, but mostly, you're on track. It's trivially easy to cause something to obtain perpetual motion - as many other posts have pointed out, just toss something into space. Odds are it'll keep going forever. Perpetual motion isn't hard at all (after all, Newton's laws effectively demand that it be possible). A perpetual motion MACHINE, on the other hand...

    As for weather, the problem is you're relying on an external power source - the sun. Turn that off, and boom, no weather (well, eventually anyway). You are correct though, we can use this energy that's just sitting around and gain more than we put into something. In fact, this is how our entire planet survives - both its organisms and our modern society. Think hydroelectric damns and wind turbines - they're just using something that's there anyway. And plants take advantage of the ever-present sun to store chemical energy within themselves, which other organisms then use when they eat said plants, etc.

    The problem still lies in self-contained systems. A friend of mine took years to believe me that you couldn't run a ship (assuming no wind outside) with windmills powering a motor that actually powers the ship. Friction is a bitch :)

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  55. Perpetual Motion? Easy!!!! by fodi · · Score: 0

    10 PRINT "Here I Go"
    20 GOTO 10

    RUN

  56. Superconductors part 2 by kaamos · · Score: 1

    Superconductors can offer no resistance whatsoever to electrons moving trough the material because the electrons gather in pairs and can avoid the large molecules in the material. The only problem is that the closest to room temperature we can get is 120 Kelvins if my memory serves me right. One resercher I saw used that YBrxCuy something cooled by LN2 in a small wagon oven an oval track ~ 30 cms wide made of magnets. Once the material is cooled, the electric current inside it creates an electric field that makes it levitate over the track. Said resercher pushed it slightly and it kept on turning on the track pretty fast for some time, slowed down only by air friction. That is where the laws of thermodynamics kick in.
    Oh, and feel free to corect me, I'm only in college but have a facination in the things

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    1. Re:Superconductors part 2 by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Oh, and feel free to corect me, I'm only in college but have a facination in the things

      Wouldn't dream of it! You're on the right track, probably, precisely because you haven't been completely processed yet by your schooling.

      Perpetual motion based on using the mountains of ambient free energy floating around in the universe is a fine idea to me! That's how wind farms and hydroelectrics damns work. Free energy.


      -Fantastic Lad

  57. nope by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    Isn't weather kind of a perpetual motion machine?

    No, the weather is driven by solar energy. When the sun runs down, weather stops. It's no more a perpetual motion machine than a battery-operated car is - it just has a "battery" that's going to last a good long time. :)

  58. Why must it be a heat engine? by lommer · · Score: 1

    Two people have replied to this thread with comments about how 98% efficiency is impractical with carnot heat engines. What about other engines? Electrical, gravity (hydro), or other solutions are all possible and can achieve MUCH higher efficiencies.

    On another point, if you lower the cold-sink of a carnot engine to almost absolute zero, you can achieve extremely high efficiencies, though again the practicality of this is dubious.

    1. Re:Why must it be a heat engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heat is the easiest to convert to usable energy. Even nuclear power generates electricity from steam! How retarded is that? There must be other ways to extract energy; you'd have to be pretty creative to make something that is less efficient than combustion/heat transfer.

  59. Who is??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is John Galt??

  60. Here's the Real problem... by core+plexus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "The trouble with most folks isn't so much their ignorance. It's know'n so many things that ain't so." -- A favorite quote of Richard A. Muller, by 19th century humorist Josh Billings.

    Weird News

  61. Perpetual motion DOES exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It consists of a closed system that never gains nor loses energy. It has existed since the beginning of time, and it has never stopped! There is of course only one of them in existence.

    Beyond that, I can't give any more details...

  62. I'm still confused by those... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    solar powered sidewalk lights.

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    1. Re:I'm still confused by those... by pod · · Score: 1

      You mean the ones that charge during the day and light up when it's dark?

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      "Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
  63. I dread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the nights when timothy get bored and posts like 20 worthless stories in a row. What a worthless wanker. Timothy, go read comics on the internet. I heard of new invention called usenet where assholes like you can waste each others time. Fuck you. Goodbye.

  64. The strange thing is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Bible DOES talk of "FOUR CORNERS" of the earth. If this guy had read the Bible he might have known that. His religious ranting may be for naught. The greater question becomes could this be on to something (however skewed his particular ranting is)

    Check it here:
    (from Google) - I don't know how to hyperlink
    http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/ edn-c017.ht ml

    1. Re:The strange thing is: by James_Duncan8181 · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you are trolling...

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      "To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am right."
  65. Re:Well, there's your perpetual motion, right ther by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    Don't forget war... the perpetual motion of sticks, stones, sabers, bullets and missiles throughtout history of Man... (and the sentient black goo used in the Gulf war)

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    Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
  66. Does anyone else find the HP ad appropriate? by MoreDruid · · Score: 1

    I was interested when I saw the headline "The Museum of Unworkable Devices" so what the heck, I clicked Read more... funny I got the HP ad though :)

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    The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.
  67. Coming Soon: An Exhibit by Steve Ballmer by La+Temperanza · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Digital Rights Management"

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    est modus in rebus
  68. I already have 2 perfectly working pm machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    theyre named ididntdoit (3) and where did he go? (6) they never run out of energy (just ask my wife!!!!)

  69. PM and patents by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 2, Informative
    In general, /. appears to be somewhat anti-patent biased.

    Regarding perpetual motion, however, the US has a strict patent policy. According to federal statute, 35 USC 101, perpetual motion machines are explicitly unpatentable as inoperative.

    1. Re:PM and patents by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that people who apply to the USPTO for perpetual motion machines are very careful _not_ to call their "invention" a perpetual motion machine and given the careful review that the USPTO seems to give patents nowadays, I will not be surprised at all to find a few such patents have already been granted.

  70. atoms by Unregistered · · Score: 3, Interesting

    atoms seem to be stable. electrons are moving. Isn't this perpetual motion? I know it's not the same but i've never heard a good reason why.

    1. Re:atoms by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      atoms seem to be stable. electrons are moving. Isn't this perpetual motion? I know it's not the same but i've never heard a good reason why.

      That's because they are the same thing. Perpetual motion is entirely possible. (Although, it's not actually perpetual. That is, it only lasts for as long as there is free energy floating around the universe to be tapped. Fortunately, the limit has yet to be found. Unfortunately, all the public is allowed to do is make energy by burning dead ferns and moluscs.)


      -Fantastic Lad

    2. Re:atoms by BlueGecko · · Score: 1

      The energy that keeps them going is heat. If you could cool down a material to 0 degrees, the atoms would stop moving. The heat that could reenter the system would speed those atoms back up. Heat, as you know from thermodynamics, is always disappating, and the universe will converge to a universal temperature close to absolute zero, at which point all of those atoms will effectively stop.

      On that subject, I have a question with the big bang theory. It started out from a single, uniform point, supposedly. Yet, in order to get where we are, there had to be horrendous imbalances. That is, entropy decreased, autonomously, from a uniform system. Could someone who is more up-to-date on that explain to me why that's not a problem?

    3. Re:atoms by mark-t · · Score: 1
      You misunderstand.

      Perpetual motion *IS* entirely possible - it happens all the time (your illustration is only one case of it). Perpetual motion machines, on the other hand, are not possible for the simple reason that a machine is defined as something that does work. As soon as the kinetic energy of any motion into is tapped to produce work, the motion is slowed down and eventually stops without a further infusion of energy from another source.

      Probably the single grandest example of perpetual motion is the expansion of our universe. I'm not so sure I'd want to slow that down by tapping into the kinetic energy of that motion though.

    4. Re:atoms by Bishop · · Score: 1

      The big bang is a "singularity." All of the (current) laws of physics break at that instant.

    5. Re:atoms by karlm · · Score: 1
      He wasn't talking about Brownian motion or other vibrational motion of atoms, but about electrons orbiting nuclei. This isn't heat. At absolute zero, the elctrons would still orbit the nucleus.

      However, the grandparent poter should RTFA. This is perpetual motion, but not a perpetual motion machine because it cannot be used to do work indefinately. The specific case of atoms is discussed in TFA.

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    6. Re:atoms by Violet+Null · · Score: 1

      Way to not read the article, as he mentions atoms specifically in the first class of perpetual motion machine -- the entirely possible kind that does not produce excess energy.

    7. Re:atoms by entrigant · · Score: 1

      afaik all matter decays over time. I might be wrong :)

  71. unworkable devices, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This way to the Copy Protection gallery!

  72. It's not perpetual motion, or on topic.... by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1

    I suggest a new button on all keyboards:

    The "Forward E-mail" button. Whenever my "friends" decide to forward the newest chain e-mail to me, they can simply hit the "Forward E-mail" button, which will generate a small electric current (think small perm magnet moving wrt conductor), which can then be harvested/stored for future use.


    I if they feel they have to e-mail me junk, they could at least power my house.


    So how about it? They have a kinetically powered watch (shake your arm->charge your watch), so when can I have a "kinetically powered" PDA? Oh wait, I spend most of my day not moving...

  73. frustrating limits by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    There is enuf energy in a booger to destroy a small town, yet no known way to harvest that energy without tons of radiation. Too bad there is not a way to slowly release that energy in a safe way. The universe is teasing us. However, if there was an easy way, I suppose terrorists would have already blown us all to peices using it. Thus, perhaps there is an anthropic barrier going on.

  74. Most Weather is due to the heat from the sun.... by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 1

    Most weather is due to the heat from the sun causing things like water evaporation and air currents due to warm air rising. If you put Earth out in the middle of space with no nearby star you would pretty much not have any weather.

  75. Re:Well, there's your perpetual motion, right ther by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    "Without ever stopping!"

    And... without ever actually getting anywhere. Stevin's principle applies! Give the man a cigar!

  76. They don't call it the Zero Point field for nuthin by gobbo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The whole perpetual motion thing really hangs on just how good we get at tapping into the zero point field, which is the energy that's seething away at less than 10^-33 m wavelengths even at zero K. The whole 'enough energy in a cup of tea to boil an ocean' cliche -- if only we can get at it.

    Now there's been a fair bit of scoffed at yet strenuously researched scientific endeavour in this area, but all the successes seem to be in the snake oil category, though there are some humble curiosities like John Hutchison's work. Still, we don't understand dick about it: it doesn't really fit into the currently popular physics models, it is beyond the reach of our current instruments, and so any use of it, if it's really there, is either impossible or really dangerous.

    So what's the point? We aren't ready.

  77. I liked it too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    but I did have to admit that they were pandering to the masses a bit too much IMHO. As far as the supercomputing bit goes, the ironic thing is that most people would be willing to buy that over the humans as batteries concept. (either by understanding it, or just not knowing anything at all and thus having no problem with suspension of belief). Envoking Mark Twain's comment of warding off over analysis I am still reminded of how blatantly backwards some scifi shows really take the "attempts" to make the movie more believable. Most people will know damn well that animals are very inefficient energy users and that directly burning various consumables in a controlled environment (artificial) is more favorable to that of extracting it though multiple inefficient chains of burning and conversion.

    The real funny thing is how people will (on many forums and I have heard this in real life) start out with a "its JUST a movie, get over it... however, if you analyze the angular coefficient of hydrocarbon potentials against..." They then proceed to try to explain it away to say that "well they obviously can't burn plant materials since nothing grows now from the lack of sun." I suppose the concept that these humans still need adequate substinance and any form of that is burnable. More importantly, the process by which that food is created (whether through conversion of the dead humans or other any other breakdown/growth) there is either a very efficient method of producing the food or one that is the usual inefficient method. WHy not skip the human factor and just burn the food some other way? For that matter, why not utilize metalic based batteries? Yeah its all silly fiction but lets not purposely keep the bar low.

    Here are my views on suspension of disbelief (in a nutshell and by example). Given a scientific or biological (discovery of new chemical or lifeform) discover/advancement that allows anything from FTL spacetravel to regeneration of cells after injury (after being implanted with some funky gland) I can say, "sure." However, people are still people. Rosy views of a utopian future where suddenly people are not greedy assholes is unrealistic and unless we are having a "future of some other race" then it is foolish. Given the ability to regenerate the laws of physics still apply (unless that too has been augmented somehow by perhaps having a region or field that can punch through to another universe or other such scifi fodder). Therefore an organism cannot simply grow from the size of a grain of sand to that of a 10 foot giant in a span of 90 seconds, much less without some nutrients (energy source and building blocks). Bolts of highly charged photons travel at or just under the speed of light... they can not be just cool looking bolts otherwise we are talking the expulsion of matter (atomic and larger sized) and not particles. I can sort of buy the undead thing... but if they are undead then that means they have no metabolism and some other force animates them. Therefore vampires can't simply get drunk as that requires a metabolism, circulatory system and a normally functioning central nervous system. That means that if you pop a cap in their ass they die... period. Oh yeah, I guess they can regenerate... but if you loose your heart from a shotgun blast (or a .45 hollow point) then you are gone. If your head is hit then if you can somehow slowly grow back then I am betting that you are no longer you.

    As for FTL... well I think the whole idea is that these craft somehow go outside the boundries of our energy/matter system of constraints. If you buy the idea of wormholes then you buy the idea that a sub/super "level" of the universe exists that if you can punch through as a flying fish jumps through the air temporarily then you can achieve higher velocities relative to normal space motion.

    Ah crap, I am doing it too now... geez

  78. Perpetual Motion was achived LONG ago. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    My favorite perpetual motion machine driven on free-energy works like this. . .

    1. Build Hydroelectric Damn/wind farm/tide converter/solar collector, etc.
    2. Engage turbine, (or whatever).
    3. Run an extension cord to the Perpetual Motion Machine.

    Barring widget failures and the eventual running down of the Universe, my design will otherwise function indefinitely.

    The meme about perpetual motion being impossible is based on the fact that closed systems can't carry a load. To which I quote a once popular cartoon feline: "Big Fat Hairy Deal."

    The meme is designed to marginalize the harnessing of Free Energy (both in the forms described above, and through devices that exist but which the public is not allowed to know about), so that the Powers That Be can maintain their positions at the top of the food chain.


    -Fantastic Lad

    1. Re:Perpetual Motion was achived LONG ago. by bethenco · · Score: 1
      The meme is designed to marginalize the harnessing of Free Energy (both in the forms described above, and through devices that exist but which the public is not allowed to know about), so that the Powers That Be can maintain their positions at the top of the food chain.

      Get real. No one (e.g., the government, giant corporations, `The Man', the `military-industrial complex') is trying hide some source of Free Energy through some conspiracy. If we had some source of Free Energy, no one would be able to hide it or even try to.

      While the sources of energy you mentioned are very nice, in most situations they simply aren't as cost effective as, say, a coal plant. So much for being free. "But coal plants use up fossil fuels that we can't regenerate so we're going to run out!", you say. If we do run out (or come close), then the sources of energy you mentioned will naturally become the most economical, and we will switch over. There's no reason to force people to switch over now and spend more money in the meantime. Anyway, I really doubt it will get to that point at all. At the rate technology is changing, I expect us to be in a much different situation long before we run out of fossil fuels.
    2. Re:Perpetual Motion was achived LONG ago. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Get real. No one (e.g., the government, giant corporations, `The Man', the `military-industrial complex') is trying hide some source of Free Energy through some conspiracy. If we had some source of Free Energy, no one would be able to hide it or even try to.

      Nonsense. It's incredibly easy to hide stuff. It's done all the time. The manhattan project is one of the better examples; thousands of scientists and support crew, and nobody in the larger world had a clue.

      --It's especially easy to hide stuff when there are millions of programmed people out there who, through their own assertion, wouldn't accept a Free Energy machine until somebody plunks one down in their living room and gives a demonstration. And even then, they'd almost certainly remain skeptical until the Voice Of Authority, (A Talking Head on CNN), tells them that it's okay to believe now, because its existence has been made official.

      You are a drone. The fact of the matter is that you are so conditioned that you can actually be told what to believe. Drones are well-behaved that way.

      Truth hurts. --But don't worry. Another heaping load of denial will make that feeling go away. (Also what you've been taught to do since birth.)

      Good luck.


      -Fantastic Lad

    3. Re:Perpetual Motion was achived LONG ago. by bethenco · · Score: 1
      It's especially easy to hide stuff when there are millions of programmed people out there who, through their own assertion, wouldn't accept a Free Energy machine until somebody plunks one down in their living room and gives a demonstration. And even then, they'd almost certainly remain skeptical until the Voice Of Authority, (A Talking Head on CNN), tells them that it's okay to believe now, because its existence has been made official.

      Ok, I'll do my best to resist my programming for a moment while you explain to me this secret source of free energy. Precisely what is it? Who is developing it? Why are they hiding it? Facts please, no vague generalizations.

      Incidentally, I don't watch CNN or even own a TV. I spend most of my time reading books. From where am I receiving this `conditioning' that makes me into a `drone'?
    4. Re:Perpetual Motion was achived LONG ago. by Really+Anonymous · · Score: 1
      Ok, I'll do my best to resist my programming for a moment while you explain to me this secret source of free energy. Precisely what is it? Who is developing it? Why are they hiding it? Facts please, no vague generalizations.
      Well, that's not very difficult, my friend. A quick search on google for 'Free Energy' will yield some interesting results. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe =UTF-8&cat=&q=free+energy&sa=N&tab =dw
      You can also use the nice Google's Directory http://directory.google.com/Top/Science/Technology /Energy/Unproven_Concepts/?tc=1 what leaves you directly to the 'Unproven Concepts' category, wich means that you are on your own there. So do your own research, and you will be able to separate what is true from what is false.
      To save you some time and effort, I recommend you to look at www.cheniere.org wich is, as fas as I can say, one of the bests and clear explanations of the real possibilities of free energy. The site covers from the theoretical physical bases, to construction plans of working free energy devices, including also more freakening and terrifying uses of the technology, that is, scalar weapons.
      The problem is, as Fantastic Lad says, not that is secret, but that is occult to the eyes of the public, wich only looks and believes what is said on the "oracle" of TV screens.
      Indeed, according to cheniere.org, the theoretical bases of the technology(Extracting Free Energy from the Quantum Vacuum) are known from at least 70 years, due to the pioneering works of Nicola Tesla.
      The other main problem is, of course, that you can't make big money from it!(set aside selling the MEG generators). No more big power plants and dams, no power distributions lines, and of course, no more meters in each house, no more electrical & oil complex....any device or house(or car) can have their own MEG, because Quantum Vacuum Energy is everywhere.
      So here we are, talking about free energy, at the same moment that The Powers That Be are carrying a war, killing thousand of innocent people just for the interest of some corporations in mantaining and expanding their oil bussiness. So, what are you trying to deny? Is completely self evident(and each day is more self evident) that the world is managed by some individuals and corporations in detriment of the vast majority of people. Even if all these new "Free Energy" devices are a fake, that doesn't change the fact that this world is under the power of some very unscrupulous people. And if these technologies are real and useful, is completely logical that they will try to conceal it! They are fighting a war for the oil, killing thousand of innocents, don't you think that they'll try to kill you if you became a menace to their plans and/or status quo?.
      The world we are living in is being absurdly kept in the past by those that don't want to loose the benefits they had obtained in that very past. They are trying hard, and I think that they are, at the end, playing their last cards.
      Probably so much blood will still have to run, but a new society, based on new social forms, will appear(indeed, is flourishing right now), because his growth is imposible to stop. It has the force of the living, the force of the future, the force of the consciuos, as opposed to the force of the past, the force of the dead, the force of the subconscious.

      Sorry for the rant. On topic again, I'm planning to build one of these MEGs with a friend in the next months. If I do it(I need the time and some money to do it) I'll post my results here, independently of if it works or not.

      Cheers,

      /ra
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  79. Comparisons by Black+Knight_61 · · Score: 1

    Other things impossible to obtain:

    1: Long Life
    2: No taxes
    3: Red Sox winning world series
    4: Getting Laid

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    1. Re:Comparisons by antistuff · · Score: 1

      Is your sig spelled wrong on purpose?

    2. Re:Comparisons by Black+Knight_61 · · Score: 1

      Nope, I just am not a good speller that is all

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  80. I've tried by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    and failed too.
    I tried to get perpetual motion out of my ass. As expected it always stops right in this very chair where it remains motionless for the vast majority of it's life.

  81. What I want is a machine that doesn't move. by Wargames · · Score: 1

    From my point of view with the Earth spinning on it's axis and going around the sun and the sun spinning about some black hole in the center of the Milky Way and the Milky way flying through space and everything expanding or at some time contracting and all, I think a perpetual motion machine would be just about any kind of machine imaginable, including the basic wheel or wedge.

    Now a machine that was not in perpetual motion, that would be an amazing thing!

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  82. Here's my design -- somebody find the flaw by dspeyer · · Score: 1

    Take a box, paint the inside black,and out a glass wall down the middle. Put a pocket of vacuum inside the glass. Now neither conduction of heat nor infra-red can cross the barrier. Figure the whole thing's room temperature.

    Note that each region is filled with IR black-body radiation, but it gets re-absorbed and turned back into heat and everything's in equilibrium -- and nothing crosses the barrier.

    Now stick into one side of it a IR photocell wired to a capaciter which discharges once a second through and LED. Now we've got a little visible light being generated from the IR on one side.

    This light can cross the barrier -- we have a one-way transfer of energy (which will promptly become heat as the visible light hits the black paint).

    Now rig up a traditional thermal difference engine, and exploit!

    I haven't been able to find a flaw here. My guess is that I'm misunderstanding black-body radiation, 'cause it sure seems anti-entropic to me. Maybe someone else here can get it.

    1. Re:Here's my design -- somebody find the flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you're adding energy to the system with the IR photocell attached to the capacitor?

      what's powering the IR LED thing?

    2. Re:Here's my design -- somebody find the flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the LED-it emits heat as well as light. Not all of that heat will be absorbed. In addition, in order for this to work, all light from the LED would have to go into this photocell.

    3. Re:Here's my design -- somebody find the flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would bet the flaw lies in the interaction of the photo-electric effect and ambient heat. The rest of your experiment (the other side of the box, the black paint, and the insulating divider) is a red-herring. If a photo-cell can turn ambient black-body radiation into an electrical potential, then endless energy is yours for the taking. In practice, PV power sources assume a much brighter (hence hotter) light source (usuall the sun), and hence an energy potential.

  83. Gas furnace argument is an equivocation. by orichter · · Score: 1

    When you talk about efficiency of most energy conversion processes, you are talking about the percentage of energy which is not lost to heat. A 35% efficient gas engine, for example converts 35% of its liberated energy into work, and the other 65% into heat. In some sense, all of these processes are 100% efficient at converting energy into heat. (i.e. the work done by the afore mentioned gas motor is eventually 100% converted into heat). When we talk about the 97% efficient furnace, we are using the term efficient in a different sense. We are saying that of the chemical energy available in the gas, 97% is released, with the other 3% remaining trapped in chemical form and exhausted up the flue. Of the 97% energy released, 100% is converted into heat energy. So in the original sense of the term efficient, all furnaces are by definition 100% efficient. It can also be said that given enough time, all engines (or at least all engines on Earth) are 100% efficient at converting energy into heat.

    1. Re:Gas furnace argument is an equivocation. by dhovis · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe that the efficiency rating measures how much of the heat produced is captured for use in heating the building vs. how much goes up the chimney. Those 97% efficent furnaces have very efficient heat exchangers so that only 3% of the heat produced goes up the chimney. If 3% of the natural gas was going unburned, that would be a huge pollution problem.

      I was pointing out that the Carnot Cycle does not affect all processes, only the proceses which attempt to convert heat into work.

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  84. Tapping the Zero-Point Energy by xtal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I read a good book on this a long time ago, Tapping the ZPE by Moray B. King. The idea is that there are a set of circumstances that can cause a random system to move toward order. The work was based on the 1977 Nobel Prize winner in Chemistry, who discovered the circumstances that can cause that to happen. This was done without violating the second law of thermodynamics, and is probably why the guy got the Nobel Prize. I don't know his name.

    If I remember right, the circumstances were that the system had to be non-linear, far from equilibrium, and energy had to be expended to maintain that state.

    The question is if you can build some sort of device to make the ZPE less random and extract energy from, literally, nothing. Just to say that "that's impossible" discounts the fact that we realy do not have a unified theory of everything, and there is likely a long way to go before we do have a GUT. I would perfer to keep an open mind about these things, and look for results. It is especially difficult to attempt to apply science - engineer a device - when the science is a great unknown to even the best minds on the planet now. Nothing is impossible, and everything in the universe came from nothingness originally!

    One problem of any device like that is the energy density of the ZPE is absolutely insane. You could make a very deadly weapon from it. Nikola Tesla, one of the oldschool proponents of ether theories oft noted that unlimited energy would not be a good thing for mankind. He was probably right.

    We don't need a free energy device anyhow. There's a huge ball of free energy 93 million miles away. We just need to engineer better ways to use that "free energy", first.

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  85. Everything ever sold At Radio Shack Should be at by siouxmoux · · Score: 0

    Everything ever sold At Radio Shack Should be feature at this Museum!!!!

  86. Re:Well, there's your perpetual motion, right ther by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    >The quest for perpetual motion has been going on since at least the 11th century

    >Without ever stopping!

    By harnessing the kinetic and thermal energies of perpetual motion researchers who will be working in perpetuity trying to create a perpetual motion machine we have in fact created a perpetual motion machine.

    I bet I could patent that.

  87. Sadly, I have no money left... by Kinniken · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...everything is invested in helping a destitute royal from Nigeria. As soon as I get the millions promised in the email, I will invest in your project.

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  88. A serious question by Veteran · · Score: 1, Troll

    What proof of perpetual motion would physicists accept?

    The answer to that question is this: none.

    If someone were to build a working perpetual motion machine the response of physicists would be "That is impossible so he must be running a fraud of some type. We don't know what the fraud is but we know it is impossible."

    Physics is the study of the real and the possible. It is not the study of the unreal and the impossible. Because of this when ever a physicist says "That is impossible." He is talking about a subject he has never studied, and about which he quit literally knows nothing.

    I know that mocking people is considered great sport in today's society, and that physicists have been mocking inventors on this subject for at least 150 years; but there is great risk in doing so. If anyone should ever succeed - all of that 150 years of mockery would be paid back with interest.

    Taken to its essence the law of conservation of energy says "To an infinite number of decimal places the sum total of the mass and energy in the universe is a constant value." I don't know of any other law of physics that everyone accepts to an infinite number of decimal places without question. In other words: the law of conservation of mass - energy is a statement of physical perfection. We all know that we live in a perfect - flawless universe.

    Instead of mocking inventors - physicists would do well to spend their time trying to find out if there are any bugs in the algorithms nature uses to calculate energy.

    One place that bugs appear in algorithms is at singularities. For example: The laws of physics predict that when a star collapses to a singularity during the formation of a black hole that an infinite amount of energy is released. Is this a problem?

    Here is the physicist's response to that question: "Everybody move along, nothing to see at this train wreck.", "La La La I can't hear you.", and off in the background I think I hear Sgt Schultz: "I zee nothzing!"

    If I were a physicist I would be very careful who I was mocking; pay back is a real bitch.

    1. Re:A serious question by Violet+Null · · Score: 2, Informative

      This got modded up as interesting? Yeesh. I don't even know where to start.

      What proof of perpetual motion would physicists accept? The answer to that question is this: none.

      Not true. You build a machine that operates forever, and it works, and it can be reproduced...well, then, you would've rewritten physics. Rewriting physics, you see, happens every once in awhile. Newton, Gauss, Einstein -- someone comes along and provides a better way things work. And, here's the thing: if they can show that they're right, they'll be accepted. The reason perpetual motion inventors are ridiculed isn't that physicists have some secret cabal out to discredit them, it's that none of them have ever worked.

      Should anyone ever succeed, I don't think paying back the mocking will be high on their list of priorities -- I would rather go for cashing in the big, fat checks.

      I don't know of any other law of physics that everyone accepts to an infinite number of decimal places without question...Instead of mocking inventors - physicists would do well to spend their time trying to find out if there are any bugs in the algorithms nature uses to calculate energy.

      The universe is not an Intel Pentium CPU. It doesn't do floating point arithmetic, and applying ideas like decimal points and algorithms to it is kind of silly.

      The laws of physics predict that when a star collapses to a singularity during the formation of a black hole that an infinite amount of energy is released. Is this a problem?

      Well, geewillickers! Why hasn't anyone ever seen this before? You must be right! Whole fields of science will be revisited now that you've pointed out...oh, wait. Except a star collapsing to a singularity doesn't release an infinite amount of energy (a singularity has infinite density, not infinite mass). Nevermind.

    2. Re:A serious question by Veteran · · Score: 1

      The kinetic energy produced by a collapsing cloud of gas is given by

      KE = (3/5) ((GM^2)/R)

      Where R is the radius of the gas cloud. When R is zero the KE is infinite.

      See 'this site' for the derivation of this formula.

      Thank you for proving exactly my point that physicists will run their mouths on subjects they know nothing about.

    3. Re:A serious question by Veteran · · Score: 1

      See the November 2002 edition of Scientific American page 40 where anyone doing over unity research is dismissed without examination of claims as a fraud.

      This is exactly an example of the problem I mentioned in my first post. Because of pressure from physicists you can not be granted a patent on a perpetual motion machine.

    4. Re:A serious question by Garridan · · Score: 1

      1/0 != infinity
      1/0 = undefined

      Who's running their mouth?

    5. Re:A serious question by Violet+Null · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good job on splitting your reply into two posts. That's truly evidence of good thinking and planning.

      As to Scientific American: Who the hell cares? If you have a perpetual motion machine, and you can demonstrate it, and it's replicable, then all the naysayers will come around, or be laughed at themselves. Same thing with every other physical 'law' that's been overturned. But...until you get that proof, expect to be laughed at and called a fraud, since you're filling the same shoes as the last ten thousand frauds who thought they had a perpetual motion machine, as well. As humans, we get this thing called "learning from past experience".

      As for the formula: that's funny. I was going to use the 'will run their mouths on subjects they know nothing about' to describe you.

      First: It's pretty obvious that a star compressing into a black hole does not release an infinite amount of energy:

      1) Stars compressing to a black hole release some percentage of energy as heat.
      2) Any non-zero percentage of an infinite amount is an infinite amount.
      3) Stars have collapsed into black holes already.
      4) An infinite amount of heat subsequently failed to wash through the universe.

      The amount of energy released by stars collapsing into black holes has been theoretically examined, and while large, is certainly not infinite.

      Second: You can't say anything about what happens within the event horizon for sure, so trying to use any formula on anything going on within it is pointless, whereas (gasp, shock) if you use the event horizon for the radius, the numbers actually seem to make sense.

    6. Re:A serious question by Veteran · · Score: 0

      Thanks for demonstrating the Sgt. Shultz response: "You zee nothzing".

      It is indeed fortunate that a black hole protects us from the release of unbounded amounts of energy in a stellar collapse to a singularity. Since otherwise the first one to occur would destroy the rest of the universe.

      One of the finite values that the collapsing mass produces is a value for energy which is greater than the E = mc^2 of the mass of the rest of the universe combined. It is a bit difficult to believe that the initial large gas cloud that the star was formed from had that much positive potential energy in it isn't it?

      Just continue seeing nothzing, and everything will be O.K. Don't bother to think about anything - never check to see if maybe there are problems with physics. Just believe in the status quo. Everybody knows that our scientific theories are complete and perfekt in every way.

      Oh, by the way, please remember this little conversational post in the future. Life might just have a surprise waiting in your personal box of cracker jacks.

    7. Re:A serious question by Veteran · · Score: 1

      Actually modularity is a sign of very clear thinking and planning. The fact that modularity encourages clear thinking is part of the reason that subroutines are supposed to address only one topic.

    8. Re:A serious question by Violet+Null · · Score: 1

      One of the finite values that the collapsing mass produces is a value for energy which is greater than the E = mc^2 of the mass of the rest of the universe combined.

      Go ahead and back this one up. C'mon, gimme a cite. In the meantime, I have a time cube and some immortality rings to sell you.

  89. Can't pour out more'n u put in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My father didn't understand why you can't build a car that ran forever off battery energy forever replenished by an electric generator on each wheel, more wheels added as needed.

  90. quantum physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    QUESTION:
    "Atoms seem to be stable. electrons are moving. Isn't this perpetual motion? I know it's not the same but i've never heard a good reason why"

    ANSWER:
    The electrons in an atom are in "orbitals"; but they are not moving in an orbit - they are not orbiting - they are in fact not really even moving.

    Visualize bb's as neutrons and protons glued together in a mass, and cotton balls representing electons glued to the bb's. The elecrons just sit there. No orbiting.

    So what is an orbital? Sort-of kind-of it is a 3D map of probability of interacting. Its shape is exactly predicted by quantum physics and looks like a sphere sometimes, a hollow sphere sometimes, a donut sometimes, a set of symetric teardrops sometimes, and so forth. These shapes change as the atom interacts with other atoms. the shapes have names like sp3.

    Any university chemistry text book will have pictures of these orbitals.

    Again: electrons don't orbit; they just sit there.

  91. Re:People will always try-it's been tried by panurge · · Score: 1
    Long ago. The Scott-still engine was a Diesel engine whose exhaust gases were used to boil water which was used to drive a steam engine (the underside of the main piston).
    CATCH: the waste heat from Carnot 1 is lower grade heat. As the efficiency of Carnot cycle 1 increases, the exhaust temperature must fall, so the efficiency of cycle 2 must decrease. In effect, it does not matter how many stages you use to reduce the temperature of the initial hot fluid to the lower temperature, you can never extract more energy than you could from a single stage engine doing the same thing. And that energy is still governed by the T1/T2 rule.

    The killer for the Scott-still engine is that turbochargers extract energy from the exhaust quite efficiently, and in doing so reduce the exhaust temperature.

    Multistage steam engines have been around for over 100 years, but they are basically a workaround for the design limitations on practical steam engines.

    Who said that people who do not know history are condemned to repeat it?

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  92. RE: HP printer that doesn't exist. by fshalor · · Score: 1
    We've got an HP PhotoSmart Photo printer 1100 which is a phantom. It looks nothing like the actual HP 1000 and 1100 Photosmart lines. It's made about a year before the real HP1100's. This thing belongs in any "unworkable" list.


    There is only one printer with NT 4.0 which can print to the darn thing, and it has hardware problems. Litterly, even with the initial install disks and every driver I can find that has anything to do with the HP photosmart lines, it will not work from any other windows box. And, to make matters worse, it completely ignores any printjobs which come accross the network via windows shares.


    It's got to be aprotptype of some sort.

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  93. Dopey Ideas by Mignon · · Score: 1

    Seeing some of the dopey ideas posted here reminds me of an idea I had as a small child. I noticed that my bicycle pump got warm as I pumped my tires. I think I thought it would be possible to use heat that came from compressing air to power a steam engine or something like that. I thought I'd discovered something really useful, too, and swore my mother to secrecy before I told her about it.

  94. Straw Men make poor debate partners by DG · · Score: 1

    You have set up here a classic Straw Man argument, in which you pose a question, provide a flawed response, and then proceed to tear down the flawed premise as "proof" of your assertation.

    A debate tactic as old as the hills, but no more effective today than it was in ancient Greece.

    The crux of your straw man is this - the assertation that any attempt at presenting a perpetual motion machine is de facto rejected by "physicists" by virtue of the nomenclature "perpetual motion".

    This is in error.

    The reason why every single claim to date of the creation of a "perpetual motion" machine has been refuted, is because every single one of them has been deconstructed, analyzed, and the flaw found and demonstrated.

    If you (or any other) would-be natural-law revolutionary can ACTUALLY DEMONSTRATE a machine that taps into some yet-undiscovered law of nature, you will be lauded and celebrated, not ridiculed.

    The problem is that no machine so presented has ever survived the analysis - and many of them have been outright attempts at FRAUD.

    Your argument is invalid at its heart, I'm afraid.

    DG

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  95. Programming. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Ok, I'll do my best to resist my programming for a moment while you explain to me this secret source of free energy. Precisely what is it? Who is developing it? Why are they hiding it? Facts please, no vague generalizations.

    Are you typing with your eyes shut or something?

    You demand from me an exhaustively written treatise on Free Energy filled with Facts and Figures, Who's, Why's and Wherefores. --Now how is that ANY different from demanding that I, (to quote myself), "plunk a Free Energy machine down in your living room to offer a demonstration?"

    Pardon the all caps bold italics here, but it seems you need it: THAT IS THE ROGRAMMING!!!!

    NOTHING I type here regarding Zero Point Energy, suppressed Tesla technology, Cold Fusion, etc., etc., is going to be convincing to somebody who has bought into the "Burdon of Proof" line of crap which has been sold wholesale to the public.

    Very simply. . .

    Society has been programmed with this set of lies and procedures:

    1. "You are not to lift a finger to do any research into any subject which has been defined as socially taboo."

    2. "You are to ridicule any who suggest anything outside the scope of acceptable ideas"

    3. "You are very, very special, and as such you are entitled to sit on your ass and demand 'proof' even though your own level of awareness is nobody's responsibility but your own."

    4. "If, by some fat chance, you do end up doing any of your own research, you WILL at all times be biased, closed-minded and determined not to see anything but what you have set out to see."

    You don't watch CNN? You don't own a television? That's a good start. But obviously you have bought into the bullshit nonetheless, so I am guessing that you went to school taught by people who DO watch television, you socialize with drones, and unless you live on a freeking island, you are subjected to regular doses of advertising and propaganda. Whatever the vector, you have had your head filled with lies.

    As I said before, Good Luck.


    -Fantastic Lad

    1. Re:Programming. . . by jellyfish_green · · Score: 1

      I decided long ago I wasn't going to have the time to do everything.

      People specialize. By spending time on a subject, they can discover more and learn more about it. But we can't do this with everything we want to know about because there's too many things in the world, and we all have to eat, sleep, and earn money sometime. So sooner or later we have to take the shortcut of deciding whether or not we can believe what Professor X is telling us, and listen to him instead of doing the years of research ourselves.
      This is irrelevant of our intelligence.

      Apparently you're specializing in Paranoia and Conspiracy Theory. Which has its place. But there's way too much information out there for even most of it to be lies.

      PS. Zero Point Energy is cool. Tell us more.

  96. Black body, black heart by jellyfish_green · · Score: 1

    Well, it seems to me that radiated heat _will_ pass freely across the vacuum, keeping both sides in equilibrium. Why wouldn't it? Visible light and IR both travel through vacuum.

    So if your circuit did manage to pump light energy from one side to the other, it would leak back as radiated heat.

    Hmm. What if you had a highly insulated box, with only an LED to pump light/energy to the outside world? Would the IR photocell inside suck up a significant amount of heat from the contents, forming a heat pump?

    I had to quickly check the black box definition on http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/0,,sid9_gc i869620,00.html

  97. 5-assed monkey? by Rai · · Score: 1

    Well, I suppose it doesn't not work.