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OpenBSD Lands $2 Million In DARPA Money

An anonymous reader writes "Canada's National Post is reporting today that DARPA is (indirectly) funding $2-million (US) to Theo de Raadt of OpenBSD. The article is available here." Update: 04/07 21:01 GMT by T : As several readers have pointed out, this blurb should credit instead The Globe and Mail rather than the National Post.

326 comments

  1. BSD is dying... by rudib · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...well, wealthy... I guess...

    1. Re:BSD is dying... by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      so who's in the will, then???

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    2. Re:BSD is dying... by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

      If government spending on something isn't an indication that that something is dying, I don't know what is.

    3. Re:BSD is dying... by cpeikert · · Score: 1

      If government spending on something isn't an indication that that something is dying, I don't know what is.

      This reminds me of "Government in three easy steps:"

      1. If it moves, tax it.
      2. If it keeps moving, regulate it.
      3. If it stops moving, subsidize it.

    4. Re:BSD is dying... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Then commerical airline transportation has no hope, as they are getting several times more funding than this.

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    5. Re:BSD is dying... by Bratch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, they never should have wasted all that money on arpanet, since it was just going to die out. Microwave technology was another big waste of money. I suppose I could go one for quite a while with these.

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    6. Re:BSD is dying... by mi · · Score: 1

      What about KDE getting sponsored by the German government?

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      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    7. Re:BSD is dying... by Microsofts+slave · · Score: 1

      When BSD Dies, there will be thousands who mourn, But this money will be a shot in the arm. (THough i am not saying in truly needs it, but it will be put to good use.

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      Tragek

  2. Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by dtolton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't understand why getting money from DARPA makes them uncomfortable. He mentions it comes with no strings attached.

    Shouldn't we be happy about grants like this that will promote and advance Open Source software in general?

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    Doug Tolton

    "The destruction of a value which is, will not bring value to that which isn't." -John Galt
    1. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by nucal · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Actually, I think that he was just using this as an excuse to publicize his opinions about the war:

      The DARPA grant enabled Mr. de Raadt to add the equivalent of four full-time developers to supplement the work of about 80 volunteers. And although he's happy about the extra support for the project, he's nervous that critics may get the idea he's working for the U.S. military.

      "We're not doing anything for them. They just fund us to do what we do," said Mr. de Raadt, a 35-year-old graduate of the University of Calgary's computer science program. Mr. de Raadt is no fan of the U.S. military at the moment. He calls the war in Iraq an oil grab. "It just sickens me."

    2. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Tom · · Score: 1

      If Debian were to receive a couple million dollars from Bill Gates, there'd be 500 posts here within the first 15 minutes with much more than "uncomfortable" feelings.

      He's worried, and some of the postings here already explain pretty well why, namely those that ask if he's selling out, going commercial, etc.

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    3. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by 47PHA60 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mr. DeRaadt thinks software should be secure, and that people should be free. He is now being funded in part by DARPA, which is also designing the Total Information Awareness project. Its main platform will probably be OpenBSD. A lot of free software is used for purposes that the original authors might not like.

      So why not question the source of a gift? That shows intelligence, thoughtfulness, and awareness of the effects of one's actions on the wider world.

      I agree that we should be happy for the promotion and improvement of free software, but it is smart of anyone, no matter his or her politics, to keep an eye on the big picture to make sure that one does not explicitly take money to promote an agenda that is abhorrent to his or her morals.

    4. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Malc · · Score: 1

      For some people, it's just a bad as receiving money from the mafia or Columbian drug lords. Perhaps he's uncomfortable as it's a reminder that his work does benefit the military in some way. I myself decided a few years ago that I wouldn't work for the defense industry again - no matter how benign the project seems, there's no knowing how it will be twisted around later on.

    5. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is money very well spent indeed. Thank you DARPA for putting some money where it can REALLY make a difference to the network security of US installations. It seems the US military isn't completely fooled by Microsoft's security claims after all =) (BTW -- Who gives a damn where the lead developer is from if he is providing what we need? OpenBSD really is an international effort...)

      And I just have to add that its a good thing the DARPA boys have a thick skin (read the National Post article) -- I guess they probably were aware before putting up the money that Theo isn't well known for his ability to smooze and kiss ass.

    6. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Offwhite98 · · Score: 1

      Remember DARPA also funded research for things such as TCP/IP and something called the Internet. They wanted to create an ultra-reliable network in the event of a nuclear war. But like many military projects, the things they create are often very useful for the general public.

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    7. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by leery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sometimes it twists the other way, too, like the internet becoming a public conduit for slashdotters all over the world to trash the agency that funded it's development (DARPA). The interstate highway system was also DoD funded.

      And sometimes the military takes advantage of privately developed technology and adapts it to improve weapons systems and training (e.g. PC's, laptops, war sims).

      Look, as long as military money is going somewhere, isn't it a thousand million times better that it goes to an open source free software project than to a more lethal bullet or some TIA code that no one can ever see?

      (Can any lawyers here tell us whether military use of OpenBSD would be bound by GPL? Is our next tank's source code going to be available for download?)

      Also, I'm pretty sure the military didn't conceive or order this "oil grab". They're just stuck doing the dirty work. I'm not saying that makes them the good guys or the bad guys, but they're not THOSE bad guys.

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    8. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the better OpenBSD's crypto code is, the less you will have to worry about the government hijacking your information. Theo isn't going to spend 2 millions dollers making his OS less secure

    9. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Dan+Ost · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can any lawyers here tell us whether military
      use of OpenBSD would be bound by GPL? Is our next
      tank's source code going to be available for
      download?


      OpenBSD isn't GPL. Therefore, there's no reason
      to believe that any modifications done to it
      by the military would be GPL.

      --

      *sigh* back to work...
    10. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by eht · · Score: 1

      And even if it was GPL, you wouldn't be able to download the source code for the tank, as only a recipient of the binary can request source code, so as long as they don't distribute a binary, they don't have to distribute the source code, and even excepting that, they don't have to make it available for download, the preferred method is by mail.

    11. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by agentZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is sending a missle running GPL'ed software considered "distribution?" Could the victim of a missle attack request the source code?

      (Then again, if you're already war, going to court over a licensing agreement might not matter too much.)

    12. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
      I don't understand why getting money from DARPA makes them uncomfortable. He mentions it comes with no strings attached.

      This might fit in the context of the recent Technological condrums article. A more extreme example of the condrum that Theo faces would be people who were looking at using the results of NAZI concentration camp experiments on identical twins, hypothermia research, etc. Do you take solace in the fact that it was NAZIs like Mengle (i.e. not you) who killed those subjects, or do you let the research languish in archives because of it's source?

      Consider a piece of toast with butter on one side and jam on the other. How do you hold it? If you refuse to hold it, how do you drop it?

      --
      OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
    13. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A lot of free software is used for purposes that the original authors might not like." http://www.openbsd.org/goals.html And I quote: "We want to make available source code that anyone can use for ANY PURPOSE, with no restrictions." You know, free. :)

    14. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by leery · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I should have looked before I leaped into the xBSD licensing swamp.

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      "This is not a sig." -- R.
    15. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So why not question the source of a gift?"

      Because you can look at the code instead. THAT is the point of open source software.

      Anything else like this questioning you advocate, if it had been toward towards Linux, would have immediately been called FUD--fear, uncertainty, doubt. You doubt the intent of DARPA and staying true to purpose by the OBSD developers. You fear because DARPA has funded or wants TIA (gee, they also did the Internet, does that counterbalance you whelp?). You have uncertainty because you have cited no evidence of a malicious use, just done a lot of handwaving that it MIGHT be done.

      Well, Linux has been used in hydrogen peroxide rocketry. And it's easy for that to be seen to create missiles, since it's an open source project and H2O2 is easy to produce in high concentration. Everyone should stop helping Linux development.

      iow, you have made it political, not the OpenBSD folks. code != use of that code

      There is also something else called relevance here. Slashdot is owned by a corporation now and is easily becoming less free. VA and RedHat have made less free maneuverings under the auspices of corporations. So, supporting Linux supports corporations, so anyone who does is a political lightweight in not understanding this. As we all know, corporations suck.

      If the previous paragraph sounded stupid and farfetched, well, that's why you are doing with your "questioning." It's not very relevant, and you would do better to attack bad uses of code, rather than entire projects whose code could be used for good or bad. I know many OBSD firewalls that protect privacy, far more than swiss cheese Linux security, and that has afforded more real world, demonstrable protection than any of your "questioning."

      (Aside: There is this belief that money is political. No, it's not. Money is a common medium. What you DO with it matters. OBSD hasn't done much with that funding, and what they have, you can see from the CVS changes, and any of it is hardly to perpetuate TIA. If you are a liberal and you see money given to Republicans, you could have a knee jerk reaction. Or you could see where the money goes, and attack it that way. Your choice. If you do the former, you'll be written off as an idiot. If you the latter, you will be written off as an intelligent idiot that maybe some people will listen to. Your choice. Your time.)

    16. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by sandoz · · Score: 2

      Then don't take the frickin money, if it bothers him that much!!

    17. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by DoubleD · · Score: 1

      Is sending a missle running GPL'ed software considered "distribution?" Could the victim of a missle attack request the source code?

      (Then again, if you're already war, going to court over a licensing agreement might not matter too much.)


      Just include a copy of the source code in a ROM embedded in the explosives.

      In reality I wouldnt think that would fall under the definintion of distribution. Furthermore this is under the BSD license not the GPL so the issue is moot.

      --
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep in order to gain what he cannot lose."
    18. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by 47PHA60 · · Score: 1

      Whoa! Most of the respondents here have made seriously fucked-up assumptions about my opinions based on my post. Rather than reply to each one, I will post a reply to myself.

      For my own opinions, Trepidity (597) asked all the questions I would, and answered them the same way I would; this money is used to fund the general project any way the project leaders choose, not to implement DARPA-requested features. Nowhere did I say that Theo's acceptance of the funding was hypocritical, or somehow not in line with freedom.

      But, if you would go back and actually read my message, I said that one should always question the source of a gift. For one example, if OpenBSD accepted $2million from the Mafia, that would be different from accepting a DARPA grant.

      So, presuming that some sort of ethics and conscience enter into the transaction, if you accept funding, you have a responsibility to ask and answer the questions "where did this gift come from? What does the giver want in return? What do I think about that?" Money on its own is not political, but the giver and receiver often are.

      While Theo accepts the indirect DARPA grant to continue working on his project his way, he might not accept the same amount of money to specifically help Saudi Arabia wall off the Internet to its citizens. But, he would say that Saudi Arabia could use his software to do it themselves. In all cases, he has asked himself the proper questions and answered honestly based on his own sense of ethics and morals.

    19. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by dolmant_php · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do you honestly believe that Theo is taking millions of dollars just so he can say "I don't like the war"? There are others forums for that. This grant started long before the war. Get your facts straight.

    20. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      So why not question the source of a gift?
      In this case why bother? I presume Mr. DeRaadt was going to continue to work on OpenBSD anyway, so whether or not he gets money from DARPA is entirely irrelevant to his continuance of work. DARPA would have the same OpenBSD to use regardless of if Mr. DeRaadt's group got money from DARPA, a research grant from the Canadian government, or the Tooth Fairy. Or probably even if he got no money at all. It might just take him a bit longer then. He's not doing it for the Benjamins, you know...

    21. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by nucal · · Score: 1
      Do you honestly believe that Theo is taking millions of dollars just so he can say "I don't like the war"? Of course not.

      Do I believe that he enjoyed seeing his quote in the press? Absolutely.

      I just found the initial quote to be a bit disingenuous ... he's "in bed" with the US DoD whether he wants to believe it or not.

    22. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      A more extreme example of the condrum that Theo faces would be people who were looking at using the results of NAZI concentration camp experiments on identical twins, hypothermia research, etc.


      If you are the US you offer the Nazi doctors who never had the notoriety of Mengele cushy research roles in US Army Biological research units.

      For good measure, you also offer jobs to the Japanese 731 Unit.

      --

    23. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God.

    24. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't think he's really "in bed" with the US DoD. It's more like he's a beautiful woman and the US is a nerd who paid her to say that they had sex.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    25. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Mr. de Raadt is no fan of the U.S. military at the moment. He calls the war in Iraq an oil grab. "It just sickens me."

      Neverminding that pacifists are going to be looking awfully foolish in a couple of weeks when the coalition is soundly vindicated and the U.N. is completely discredited in its handling of Iraq, how is Mr. de Raadt going to feel when the next version of the cruise missile runs... BSD?

    26. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by sander · · Score: 1

      Uncomfortable ? They are just communicating the fact that the money is not to implement a specific piece of functionality or do any kind of 'unspecified' contracting work for it but that it just comes as a 'here, use this to hack on openbsd as you like' no-strings-attached money.

      In this regard its different from say the NAI labs security work on freebsd which (iirc) was also part-funded by darpa.

    27. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GPLed source must be available only for those who got the binary.

    28. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

      If I set up a chemical lab to manufacture free crack and give it away and I could only make one gram a month because I didn't have enough money to make more and a foreign goverment started paying me money so I could make more crack could I really say I'm not working for them?

    29. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by mosky · · Score: 1

      send me the cerdit cards numbers

    30. Re:Don't look a gift grant in the mouth by mosky · · Score: 1

      send me the cerdit card numbers.to my box :sefo4real@yahoo.com

  3. So can we please stop... by WheatWilton · · Score: 1

    those goddamn "BSD is dying" posts, already?

    1. Re:So can we please stop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well obviously BSD is dying...nothin can kill things off faster than the US military.

    2. Re:So can we please stop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can you imagine... a Beowulf cluster of "*BSD is dying posts" SHOVED UP YOUR ASS?!!!

      thank you.

    3. Re:So can we please stop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you imagine... a Beowulf cluster of "*BSD is dying posts" SHOVED UP YOUR ASS?!!!


      Yes. IN SOVIET RUSSIA after every meal of Hot Grits. All for teh love of portman!
  4. Dead by pgregg · · Score: 0

    BSD is finally dead [rich]!

  5. Why open source works by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Something of value is being created and improved.
    Someone wants that to continue so they fund it.

    Why is this news?

    1. Re:Why open source works by dtolton · · Score: 1

      Lol, that's my sig...I wasn't applying it to the article in any way shape or form.

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      Doug Tolton

      "The destruction of a value which is, will not bring value to that which isn't." -John Galt
    2. Re:Why open source works by Lxy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is this news?

      $2 million is news. That's a lot of money to be out into open source.

      --

      There is no reasonable defense against an idiot with an agenda
      :wq
    3. Re:Why open source works by jolan · · Score: 1

      $2 million is news. That's a lot of money to be out into open source.

      Interesting take on the situation. However, the money from DARPA has been trickling through for over a year already...

  6. Security by stanmann · · Score: 1

    So, Perhaps the various Unices will get recognition and support, and possibly even certification as actually, factually secure and securable for doing real work. Perhaps one day regular people will be able to have a COTS secure computing envirionment that will work out of the box. I can't wait. I like being able to control all aspects of my OS, but most people don't want to tweak and ding.

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  7. cash versus equipement by st0rmcold · · Score: 4, Interesting


    I completly understand how an OSS project can require funds for further development, what I worry is how these funds are donated, is it all contributed in cash?

    Problem with that is some people can easily take advantage of a situation like that, I think funding should instead come in required equipement and/or other expenses, but not cash, because there are many contributors (coders) to projects like this, and no one should be taking coin from it.

    Can someone shed some light? maybe I am off base...

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    Posting useless rant since 2003.
    1. Re:cash versus equipement by NetJunkie · · Score: 4, Informative

      Equipment doesn't pay bills. My grocery store won't take a hard drive as payment. Many of these large projects have core developers that work on it full time. They have to make money to live. That's where this money is going. If you read the article it says they can now hire a few more full time developers which will get more features in the software faster.

    2. Re:cash versus equipement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US government has a system they use for grants like this. It really not much different than the grants that educational systems get.

      There are charges, charge codes, etc. Everything the money is used for is documented. They don't get all the money at once. The money is paid out of the "pot" as it is used (monthly, yearly, or whatever).

      I assume the core developers will get a paycheck from this grant, just like normal programmers do. Usually the government enforces policies (caps) on salaries based on education. Of course if you file the right paperwork then those guidelines are somewhat fluid.

    3. Re:cash versus equipement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Soo.. since they now have funding, does this mean we can finally download the ISO's ? I mean american tax dollars are footing the bill now right? Faq 3.3

    4. Re:cash versus equipement by WaKall · · Score: 1

      Just to be nit-picky:

      Open Source (BSF, GPL, or whatever) != unpaid developers. I see no reason that DARPA (or anyone else) shouldn't be allowed to pay developers to write code that they will release under GPL.

      Open source implies that using the code is free (liberty, beer, etc.) It says NOTHING about compensation for the developers, and if DARPA paying some BSD developers gets the product quality up, then I'm all for it. Open source developers have to eat too, and if they can do it without taking another job, and thus spending their working hours on OSS stuff, then a) we get better free software, and b) they don't have to sacrifice their family life to work on open source software.

      Your point still stands that the cash could be mis-managed. However, you can't pay people in hardware, and "other expenses" could consist largely of wages to paid developers, at which point it's easier to give the cash to the group and let them dole it out as needed.

    5. Re:cash versus equipement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...to write code that they will release under GPL.

      If you're going to be nit-picky, at least get the license correct.

  8. Globe and Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI - The article is from the Globe and Mail, not the National Post.

  9. Hacker by arvindn · · Score: 4, Informative
    The U.S. military believes the work of a Calgary hacker may be its best bet to protect its computer networks from so-called cyber-terrorist attacks.

    Non-techie news site gets "hacker" right? Very surprising.

    1. Re:Hacker by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 1

      More likely is that they misunderstand what Theo does.

      --
      Blearf. Blearf, I say.
    2. Re:Hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      More likely is that they misunderstand what Theo does.
      Don't we all? :-P
    3. Re:Hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      David Akin, the story's writer, is not your average journalist that writes about technology. He is a techie/nerd/geek who is a journalist.

      I subscribe to the Globe and Mail and can attest to Akin's excellent writing in the past (I'm slightly surprised he wrote "Linux" when he should have written "GNU/Linux").

    4. Re:Hacker by DavidAkin · · Score: 1

      Well, gee whiz, thanks gang. I've been trying for years to figure out just what hacker meant, just so I could impress the know-it-all /. crowd!

      Oh -- and, while we're on the subject of being precise with our terms: We're not a 'site'. We're a newspaper.

      But thanks for noticing!

      --
      David Akin / The Globe and Mail / CTV News
  10. no words can describe by frankm_slashdot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    well.. yeah, they can...

    holy fucking shit.... this is turly beautiful.

    there are two types of people in this world (well.. actually more, but ill narrow it down here), those who talk about needing - have their needs filled- then still dont produce... and then there are those who need - and once those needs are met.. they DO produce...

    i hope theo and the rest of obsd are of the latter...

    -frank

  11. Hardly New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    DARPA has been funding the OpenBSD project for awhile now. The grants have been a staple of the OpenBSD team's funding for quite awhile now. Come on, you didn't think they existed solely on the revenues generated from their t-shirts, CD's and posters did you? Congrats to the OpenBSD team on this latest grant. This is fortuitous especially with version 3.3 right around the corner.

    1. Re:Hardly New by Oswald · · Score: 2

      Nice. +2 Informative for an unsubstantiated allegation by an AC. Good moderation is the key to keeping Slashdot a valuable source of information.

    2. Re:Hardly New by jslag · · Score: 1

      Nice. +2 Informative for an unsubstantiated allegation by an AC. Good moderation is the key to keeping Slashdot a valuable source of information.

      Unsubstantiated my ass - it's been on the websites and mailing lists for months. This is definitely not the first publicly announced DARPA funding for OpenBSD.

    3. Re:Hardly New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, NetBSD has no income at all, and it tends to be even more active than OpenBSD. Money is not the more valuable resource in OSS projects. Manpower is much more valuable.

  12. It's not GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You may as well compare it to what my aunt Katie (the one with the wooden leg and no teeth, who smokes cigars all day long) as to what the GPL says. They both have as much to do with OpenBSD as the other.

  13. That much money... by GldisAter · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... can buy a lot of poutine!

    1. Re:That much money... by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      Wrong part of Canada, dude...

    2. Re:That much money... by RichMan · · Score: 1

      For those not located north of the USA. Poutine is a Qubecois delicacy. Lots of calories for those cold days.


      Some facts about poutine:

      What it is -- French fries, cheese curds, gravy.
      When invented -- Believed to be in 1957 by restaurant owner Fernand Lachance. Originally, it was sauceless with just fries and cheese curds.
      How named -- Lachance used the French-Canadian word "poutine" to describe the gooey mess made by french fries and cheese curds. Poutine originally was a trifle made with leftover cake or cookies, custard and fruit.
      Fat content -- About 60 grams a serving.
      Where available -- Fast-food restaurants and chains such as Chez Ashton, Mike's, McDonald's in Quebec, and in some Burger Kings and Harvey's across Canada.
      Quote -- "If you don't want to get fat, just eat it without the sauce." -- Lachance.

      A picture

    3. Re:That much money... by MeanE · · Score: 1

      ..and beaver tails...don't forget the beaver tails.

    4. Re:That much money... by LoFat+ByLine · · Score: 1

      Actually, Calgarians subsist entirely on steak and doughnuts.

    5. Re:That much money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, my first thought was it was poontang mispelled..but then it IS funding more fulltime developers on a software project, so it couldn't be THAT.

    6. Re:That much money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey idiot

      poutine isn't found outside of quebec

  14. Send a pic of the check to Sun by uiil · · Score: 5, Funny

    and maybe theo will finally get the sparc docs he needs.

    1. Re:Send a pic of the check to Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sun usually asks for more than a picture from me..

    2. Re:Send a pic of the check to Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sun just needs to decide: do we want US Government as a customer, or not? Turning down customers might be a popular business model in 1999, but many of the companies that used that model, aren't around in 2003.

    3. Re:Send a pic of the check to Sun by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      and maybe theo will finally get the sparc docs he needs.

      Y'know, IBM have (or at least used to have) a deal with the US govt. that means that the govt. gets priority on orders. If there are N mainframes left in the warehouse, and the govt. needs N, then they get 'em and commercial customers wait. I read about this in a book about Oracle, funnily enough. They were doing some government work (the original Oracle was a project for the CIA to store data on magnetized strips of mylar) and so could get an IBM mainframe. Everyone saw they had a mainframe, thus must be a successful company (this was before they were actually making money) and that made it easier for them to hire staff and buy stuff!

      Anyway, I know Sun do a lot of work with with both the govt. and the military, so if Theo wants the docs, a quick phone call to DARPA should be all it takes.

  15. Security consdierations I am sure... by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 1

    Either the military is tired of trying to keep up with Windows security patches or else they want to keep their options open...

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    Are you an SF Fan? Are you a Tru-Fan?
  16. Re:Commercialisation by NetJunkie · · Score: 1

    OpenBSD has been commercial. They sell CDs and shirts and stuff to make money. People have to eat. Almost all big open source projects are commercial. You have to be commercial to have full time developers.

  17. OSS by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's a very positive thing to see government funding OSS software. This is something that gives positive returns to everyone.

    --
    I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
    1. Re:OSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that third S in OSS software stand for?

  18. No it isn't. by nuggz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    $2 million isn't that much.
    How much did people pay to buy Redhat?

    This is a large amount of money, but it is a tiny amount compared to the licensing costs of other operating systems for large organizations like this.

    1. Re:No it isn't. by SN74S181 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thing people forget is that OpenBSD is a much more tightly organized project than Linux or OSS in general. The OpenBSD developers are used to doing their work in a limited environment of reduced cost. The 'Image' of OpenBSD, i.e. the artwork, etc. has that kind of an aura about it (not meant at all as a put-down, more can often be done with less when the people involved are good at what they do).

      The Red Hat organization was already getting crowded with the regular 'expense account' types by the time of their IPO. Obviously $2M wouldn't go far at that place.

  19. Do they pay up front? by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 1

    Do they give all the money up front or do they pay later? If the latter, what's stopping DARPA from refusing to pay at the end? They could make up all kinds of reasons, like "they didn't do what we expected them to do", or even "Theo chucked a tantrum and refused to do what we asked". I know that the conditions say they can't order the OpenBSD hackers around, but they'll probably try to anyway.

    1. Re:Do they pay up front? by warpSpeed · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Do they give all the money up front or do they pay later? If the latter, what's stopping DARPA from refusing to pay at the end?

      Why should it matter, if DARPA could not Coop Theo, they could just get the code and hire thier own "hackers" to modify it to thier own desires.

      DARPA is a research oriented group, they are paying to continue the research and development of openBSD to keep thier (the DODs) options open. Not that the DOD is going to see the light any time soon and get off the MS software nipple.

    2. Re:Do they pay up front? by mnmn · · Score: 0, Flamebait


      Theyll pay just like they paid Afghanistan. Promised billions, then forgot all about it. Why do you think the Turkish wanted their billions on paper although the US was promising it?? They sent the boys to war under higher risk, but still didnt pay up Turkey a few billions. Theo would probably get the first $100 check, then Canadas opposition to war would be cited and then everything forgotten.

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      "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
    3. Re:Do they pay up front? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They pay up front. Two million dollars is nothing to the military. I work for the US army and I've seen bigger projects than that go down and nobody blinked.

  20. Imagine a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beowulf cluster of these!!!!

  21. Errr... National Post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    "U.S. military helps fund Calgary hacker

    By DAVID AKIN
    From Monday's Globe and Mail"

    I think you've attributed it to the wrong paper, that's quite clearly from the Globe and Mail (as if the url, globetechnology.com wasn't a give away), the other national Canadian paper.

    1. Re:Errr... National Post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that site was part of the great big canwest-global media conglomerate, which owns global television and the National Post. They are the arch-nemesis of the Globe and Mail

    2. Re:Errr... National Post? by Factomatic · · Score: 1

      David Akin was the senior technology reporter for the National Post a few years ago. He's now a reporter for both the CTV national TV network and the Globe & Mail national newspaper.

    3. Re:Errr... National Post? by superflex · · Score: 1
      David Akin was the senior technology reporter for the National Post a few years ago. He's now a reporter for both the CTV national TV network and the Globe & Mail national newspaper

      Both of which are owned by Bell GlobeMedia, a division of Bell Canada Enterprises, BCE

      --
      sigs are for suckers
  22. Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by mgessner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh, man...

    First, I like OpenBSD. I'm in a "network free-state" so I can run NAT to allow me to let my kids play on their machine while I compute on mine and we can all get to the internet... OpenBSD lets me do this.

    But, MAN, how can he take $2,000,000 from the US Gov't and still criticize them at the same time?

    No backbone? No ethics?

    Give us a break; if he felt that strongly about the war, he could've said, "Thanks, but I'll wait till you guys leave Iraq before I'll accept your money."

    Come ON already!

    --
    "Sometimes the truth is stupid." - Lawrence, creator of Prime Intellect
    1. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Agreed. Oil grab? Is that like a 2million dollar grab?

      In the end, He took the money anyway. It sickens me....its just a grab for 2 million US dollars. Jeez ..where is the 2million Canadian dollars? Where is the support from the Canadian (government/defense department/oil grabbing department)?

      I like OpenBSD, but i don't think i'll be giving that hypocrite any more money. (US dollars, thank you.)

    2. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      But, MAN, how can he take $2,000,000 from the US Gov't and still criticize them at the same time?

      The same way US taxpayers do.

    3. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 1, Troll

      This is the same DARPA that funded the creation of the internet. The same DARPA that continues to fund new internet technology.
      No more using the web for you until the war is over.
      Hypocrite.

    4. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by icebattle · · Score: 1

      hey, it takes backbone to voice an opinion on the war, especially a negative one. if you can get money from people with money to burn, without having to ki$$ a$$, then you're doing something right! go theo!

    5. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by jolan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But, MAN, how can he take $2,000,000 from the US Gov't and still criticize them at the same time?

      Because at the time he accepted the money (over a year ago), the US was not playing oil grab.

    6. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the same DARPA that funded the creation of the internet. The same DARPA that continues to fund new internet technology.
      No more using the web for you until the war is over.
      Hypocrite.


      haha...you'll note the parent poster never mentioned that he wasn't in favor of the war/DARPA/whatever...you've got a great point, it just doesn't apply whatsoever to its intended recipient.

      Jackass.

    7. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Oh Please! Sadam is one of the worst criminals in the world & for decades everyone looked the other way because he paid them off in oil! Now someone finally decides to stand against him (& are ooposed by the same countries that took his oil during sanctiosn they helped enact!) & you decide they are 'evil oil grabbers'... Go do some research rather than spewing crap, k?

      --
      we are all invisible unless we choose otherwise
    8. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by mgessner · · Score: 1

      I have no trouble with the war.

      So I'm not sure exactly what you think your post was supposed to mean.

      --
      "Sometimes the truth is stupid." - Lawrence, creator of Prime Intellect
    9. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the grant began well before the iraq hostilities

    10. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by mgessner · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's lame. That's not even well thought out.

      Fine you think it's good he took the money.

      You're assertion that "It's $2M that won't be spent on death and destruction" is lame.

      Where do you think Saddam got the money to pay for the stuff they're finding in Iraq now (chemical weapons if you are to believe the Washington Post)? I'll tell you where he got it from: you. And your Mom and Dad. And your neighbor. And, gasp, yes, even me.

      It's called "oil." He's been spending the money he gets from us buying oil to build WMD's.

      So, if we HADN'T gone in and started a clean up operation, he only would have done more until he could threaten a whole LOT more people with the "death and destruction" you're whining about.

      Hopefully the $2M the US gave him won't be needed to fight this war.

      So maybe this makes de Raddt a terrorist for consuming funds that would have better gone into the defense of the world?

      de Raadt: hypocrite AND terrorist? (j/k!)

      --
      "Sometimes the truth is stupid." - Lawrence, creator of Prime Intellect
    11. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by mgessner · · Score: 1

      I've read the article and I don't see where it mentions a date...

      --
      "Sometimes the truth is stupid." - Lawrence, creator of Prime Intellect
    12. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Night+Goat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The U.S. Government is a huge organization that sponsors all sorts of programs. DARPA didn't cause the war. NASA didn't cause the war. The IRS didn't cause the war. Like Theo said, taking the money prevented that money from being used on a cruise missile.

    13. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Sentry21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But, MAN, how can he take $2,000,000 from the US Gov't and still criticize them at the same time?

      He can do this because he's not selling out. He's taking the money to help him do what he's been doing all along, because it benefits everyone. Just because someone pays you to do something (business) doesn't mean you can't dislike them (personal), it just means you can't let your bias determine how you react.

      This shows me that De Raadt is mature enough to know the difference between business affairs and personal affairs, and doesn't let his (world) politics get in the way of doing what he thinks is right, and getting paid for it to boot.

      --Dan

    14. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What country do you live in? The US, perhaps? Did you refuse to pay your taxes this year? No? Why not?

    15. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by astroboy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Give us a break; if he felt that strongly about the war, he could've said, "Thanks, but I'll wait till you guys leave Iraq before I'll accept your money."

      So it's your opinion that money should buy silence? That anyone who accepts money from the governement is morally required to not criticize the government that funded them? Or is it your position that the government should only fund researchers who agree with the current administration?

      I think just the opposite; unless you want all research to lose its independance, you should criticize even your patrons if that's how you feel. That comment might cost him similar money in the future; but he said what he believed anyway. That does show backbone and ethics.

      For all I know, The rationalle might be that he's accepting this money exactly because it'll be $2M that is not going to develop bombs or other WMDs. That seems like a completely self-consistant moral position.

    16. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1
      Oh Please! Sadam is one of the worst criminals in the world & for decades everyone looked the other way because he paid them off in oil!
      Kind of like Rumsfield and Reagan?
    17. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      "Like Theo said, taking the money prevented that money from being used on a cruise missile."

      Actually, I think that money would probably only buy like 2 crise missiles. And the chances are, by the time they are made, the war will be over and those missiles would just be used for troop training by blowing up cacti in the western US desert. Or, hopefully, they would be used to take out that nutjob who is running North Korea.

      --
      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    18. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's been spending the money he gets from us buying oil to build WMD's.

      No, US citizens don't buy oil from Iraq. However, they do purchase it on the international market, which drives up the price, and slightly increases Saddam's profits from his buyers.

      But there's no reason to look for such an indirect money trail. 25 years ago, US tax dollars directly suppied Iraq with chemical weapons.

    19. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Mister+Black · · Score: 1

      Like Theo said, taking the money prevented that money from being used on a cruise missile.

      No it didn't.

      --

      You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
    20. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Like Theo said, taking the money prevented that money from being used on a cruise missile.

      No, he said that's what he tells himself. Theo is intelligent and thus he knows that it's not true exactly. THAT money won't be used, but money is just numbers; We the people of the US have to pay for that $2.3M. They don't just avoid building a cruise missile, they tax us more so they can build it.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    21. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless, the point is still there. Quit your nitpicking, asshole. Fuck, are we splitting hairs here? The point is, the US is a big organization and does a whole lot of stuff, we're not a monarchy. No single vision for the entire government.

    22. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by dolmant_php · · Score: 1

      Give us a break; if he felt that strongly about the war, he could've said, "Thanks, but I'll wait till you guys leave Iraq before I'll accept your money."

      The grant started long before the war - the press is just now getting to it.

    23. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      But, MAN, how can he take $2,000,000 from the US Gov't and still criticize them at the same time?

      It's patently absurd to say that the two million people employed by the US government are restricted from critizing it, and massively undemocratic.

    24. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      It also creates a new reason for government to spend tax money, and hence, a new justification for government to take tax money. It represents a new justification for government. It doesn't matter if it's a "one-time deal". Any spending of tax money -- no matter what the rationale -- represents an expansion of government. Despite the "no strings attached" sales pitch, we are looking at a deal which not only benefits the OpenBSD team, but one which benefits those in power (the source of the handout). Expansion of government equates to more responsibility (i.e. profit) for those in control.

      If you ever find yourself wondering what in the hell your representatives in government are thinking as they throw millions of tax dollars at useless "pork barrel" projects -- well, now you know the answer.

    25. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by sander · · Score: 1

      From the original article:

      <quote>
      "We were convinced OpenBSD was the best platform to use as a basis for further securing open source," said Jonathan Smith, a professor of computer and information science at the University of Pennsylvania.

      Because DARPA does not directly fund projects outside the United States, it is Mr. Smith's computer science department that received the grant, although most of the money -- $2.3-million -- flows through to Mr. de Raadt's project.
      </quote>

      So - Theo isn't taking the money, as DARPA couldn't give it to him anyways. So your point becomes rather infestimal sized...

    26. Re:Can you say, "Hypocrite?" by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      DARPA didn't cause the war. NASA didn't cause the war. The IRS didn't cause the war.

      Well, hell, no piece of the military caused the war; the order to go to war comes from politicians, and most specifically, the President in this instance.

  23. Theo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many folks secretly refer to him as "Theo 'The Rat'" kinda like a mafia hitman's nickname.

    1. Re:Theo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taco, you're an asshole.

  24. Sewers and the Software Industry by idfrsr · · Score: 1

    "Low code quality keeps haunting our entire industry. That, and sloppy programmers who don't understand the frameworks they work within. They're like plumbers high on glue," Mr. de Raadt said.

    Just think of all those "toilets" that were built by glue sniffing plumbers.... It's no surprise that no one knows where the sh*t ends up!

    In other news, A large 'plumbing' company announces that you should make sure the lid of your toilet is down to prevent sewer back up until the latest fuzzy seat 'patches' are out.

    --
    "The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away" -Tom Waits
  25. Good thing! by Noryungi · · Score: 1

    More DARPA $$ means more OpenBSD hacker working, so this is a good thing. Even though I understand Theo's problems, I think this is a good thing.

    --
    The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
  26. Re:$2 million? For a Dead OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Er. Um... [checks notes]

    Oh yeah. Fuck off.

  27. Best quote from the article: by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Low code quality keeps haunting our entire industry. That, and sloppy programmers who don't understand the frameworks they work within. They're like plumbers high on glue," Mr. de Raadt said.

    BTW, anyone else notice the article was actually from The Globe and Mail?

    1. Re:Best quote from the article: by synx · · Score: 1

      I also noticed that as well. What's up here?

    2. Re:Best quote from the article: by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      As discussed on the mailing lsit, the National Post doesnt have this article online as of yet, but it is in the actual paper, and that is the source Theo quoted when announcing to the mailing list.. Basically the Globe has it online, so everyone has been quoting that in stories because its easier to reference something online in a online story.

      And on a totally different note: GO THEO! WHOOOOT!!

  28. Lack of vulnerabilities by deepchasm · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the article:

    OpenBSD, which does not develop as many products as Microsoft, says only one vulnerability or hole has been found in its software in the past seven years.

    Erm, shouldn't that be "only one remote hole in the default install"?

    1. Re:Lack of vulnerabilities by jolan · · Score: 1

      Erm, shouldn't that be "only one remote hole in the default install"?

      Yes, it should. Unfortunately, media providers usually dumb down the content in order to keep the average joe from going cross-eyed by reading the article...

    2. Re:Lack of vulnerabilities by msimm · · Score: 1

      to keep the average joe from going cross-eyed by reading the article...

      Or bored. The details that we find so important don't really matter to the rest of the world.

      --
      Quack, quack.
    3. Re:Lack of vulnerabilities by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If "only one vulnerability or hole has been found in its software" means anything aside from "only one remote hole in the default install" (your suggested substitution), then it is completely meaningless.

      If you are discussing non default configurations, there are infinite holes in all operating systems. For example, there is the non-default remote-root vulnerability when I set all my passwords to "PASSWORD".

      I assume there were specific non-default remote roots you were thinking of, but still.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    4. Re:Lack of vulnerabilities by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Actually, local vulnerabilities are worth mentioning when it comes to a multiuser/security-enabled operating system. I'm sure that if there were a local hole on Windows XP which would allow a Guest user or a "Limited" (read: Not an Administrator) user to gain Administrator privileges, you would consider that a vulnerability/hole.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:Lack of vulnerabilities by nut · · Score: 1
      "Only one remote hole in the default install, in more than 7 years!"

      Is exactly the quote from the home page of openbsd.org. The express it in that way in recognition of the fact that there can be holes that are not remote.

      If a local user can hack the system to gain privileges above those explicitly assigned by the system administrator that would be a hole that was not remote.

      --
      Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, Never drive a car when you're dead
    6. Re:Lack of vulnerabilities by cos(0) · · Score: 1
  29. Re:$2 million? For a Dead OS? by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Posses huge, pain-in-the-ass ego.

    Alas, this happens.

    Highly talented and intelligent people get exasperated with us mortals and let us know in no uncertain terms that we are stupid. I knew someone in school like this once. He would put pointed questions out that would show people's stupidity in broad daylight. But he was so intelligent, and I had enough intelligence still left, to know when he was right.

    True intelligence is being able to recognize someone more intelligent than you are and to be able to support their work even if they have a grating personality.

    Don't ever make the mistake of putting them in a role of managing people, though.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  30. Re: You don't get it, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "Free" as in F-R-E-E-D-O-M.

  31. Motive? by pmz · · Score: 5, Funny

    When asked about his brand-new 24K gold biking helmet, Theo pointed behind the reporters and exclaimed "What's that!". With the reporters distracted, he promptly ran the other direction and hid behind some bushes. The reporters, being only average journalists, published that OpenBSD's leader can turn himself invisible at will and cited that OpenBSD appears to be some sort of Canadian rap group.

  32. New favorite Theo quote by Botos · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Low code quality keeps haunting our entire industry. That, and sloppy programmers who don't understand the frameworks they work within. They're like plumbers high on glue," Mr. de Raadt said.

  33. Wrong Newspaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article is from the Globe and Main, not the National Post.

  34. 2 million, 4 developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This 2 mil is going to hire *4* developers. For how long? How the hell much are they getting paid? Wanna hire an Anonymous Coward?

  35. Canadian Newspapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    ...just for reference, Canada has two national newspapers: The National Post (to which the story is attributed), and the Globe and Mail (where the story was actually published)...

    1. Re:Canadian Newspapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had this been a story from the National Post, it would have been accompanied by a long opinion peice about how Canadians are stupid and should bow down before their american masters whenever possible just in case the evil americans get mad at us and stop buying our wood and oil. Seriously, though, The National Post is about as anti-Canadian as you can be in Canada and still be successful (which is pretty anti-Canadian).

  36. guess the name of the command shell interpreter... by xv4n · · Score: 4, Funny
    cash$
    =)
  37. What are the chances by KnightStalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I reckon they thought they were using "hacker" in the sense that we would consider the "wrong" way, and got it right by accident. Besides, "globetechnology.com" sounds like a techie news site to me, even if it is a part of a general news outlet.

    --
    * And remember, it's spelled N-e-t-s-c-a-p-e, but it's pronounced "Mozilla."
    1. Re:What are the chances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      one thing they didn't get right though.

      "Microsoft, for example, has issued 68 security bulletins or alerts for its products in the past year, better than one a week. OpenBSD, which does not develop as many products as Microsoft, says only one vulnerability or hole has been found in its software in the past seven years."

      The implied statement is that OpenBSD is only "more secure" because of its smaller scope. Wrong! It's secure because number one, it's got good people working on it, and two, because it's open source. Anybody who's been watching the alerts know that microsoft is just bad shit. It's at places, bad, bloated, sloppy, irresponsible.

  38. Not the National Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should read- "Canada's Globe and Mail"

  39. Crypto is good. Crypto is evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful


    from the openbsd website:

    "Today cryptography is an important means for enhancing the security of an operating system...

    '...When we create OpenBSD releases or snapshots we build our release binaries in free countries to assure that the sources and binaries we provide to users are free of tainting. In the past our release binary builds have been done in Canada, Sweden, and Germany...'

    Gov spends millions to control crypto exports.

    Gov spends millions to support OpenBSD which
    bypasses US crypto export laws?!

    1. Re:Crypto is good. Crypto is evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last I heard, US doesn't have export restrictions on crypto anymore.

    2. Re:Crypto is good. Crypto is evil. by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 1

      Duh, it's a make-work project. Obviously you've never worked for the government.

      --
      "If he thinks he can hide and run from the United States and our allies, he's sorely mistaken." Bush on bin Laden
  40. ..in other news... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr. de Raadt is no fan of the U.S. military at the moment. He calls the war in Iraq an oil grab. "It just sickens me."

    IN other news, Theo de Raadt is held by the Department of Homeland Security in Seattle while attending an OpenBSD conference. Mr De Raadt, in the country to give a speech at the conference is whisked away by unknown persons in a black van. Other conference goers are later told by organizers that a quote by Mr. de Raadt is being held under the US PATRIOT Act for "'aiding and giving comfort to Evil Ones."

    The Canadian high counsel in Washington lodges a formal condemnation of the act -- demanding that the Canadian Citizen be released. Washington replies "It is quite obvious that Canadians and The Canadian Regime has been overrun by The Evil Ones. Like Syria and Iran, Canada must learn that their Either With Us or Against Us." In Ottawa, American ambassador Cellucci says "yeah, what he said, Canadians baaaaad"

    Republican Senator U.S. Nitwitt says "Why should righteous Americans be giving their defense funds to this communist^H^H^H^H^H^Hterrorist? Its obvious he's a terrorist - at least. This is a threat to our security. The Department of Homeland Security may or may not be justified in siezing him if they did or didnt... uhm, filthy Un American... i hear he rides the bus!"

    1. Re:..in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if he rides the bus, does this decrease his chances of getting hit by one?

    2. Re:..in other news... by QwkHyenA · · Score: 2
      Very funny! But sadly true.

      With the new powers given to the government and the current WitchHunt in progress, all us geeks need to keep a low profile before M$, BSA, RIAA or MPAA declare you a terrorist in a public forum..Ops..already happened...

      Timmy says: "Bill? what's that on the ground?"
      Bill says: "Don't know Timmy. But if it moves I say we hit it with a big stick!"

      --
      LFS. Have you built your system today?
    3. Re:..in other news... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      The Canadian high counsel in Washington lodges a formal condemnation of the act -- demanding that the Canadian Citizen be released. Washington replies "It is quite obvious that Canadians and The Canadian Regime has been overrun by The Evil Ones.

      In further news, the CIA has instigated action to impose a Regime Change in Canada that is targeted to produce results in about 10 months.

  41. Great PR campaign by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 2, Funny

    OpenBSD, which does not develop as many products as Microsoft, says only one vulnerability or hole has been found in its software in the past seven years.

    It's good to see that OpenBSD magnificient PR campaign finally pays off.

    Sarcasm aside, I believe the government is the only part (apart from Microsoft with its cash reserves) which can invest in secure software development at the moment, so this is a step in the right direction.

  42. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by gpinzone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Author Steven Brill is experiencing total friction among his close circle of elitist liberal media associates after releasing a book which claims: Homeland Security under President Bush is working!

    And why have there been no fresh terror strikes in the United States since the start of the war?


    Coincidentally, I have a rock that keeps away tigers. I know it works because I don't see any tigers.

  43. Re:Turly? by frankm_slashdot · · Score: 1

    so that is what the preview buttons for...

    actually, its more like curly, swirly, or even burly... but it should have been truly.

    -frank

  44. nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True intelligence is being able to recognize someone more intelligent than you are and to be able to support their work even if they have a grating personality. No, that is called people skills. Intelligence has nothing to do with it.

  45. wot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how did they do this????

  46. Re:Commercialisation by UnixRevolution · · Score: 1

    it's not really commercialization because, as the other poster said, they have to eat, and you have to be commercial to have full time developers (unless you're the debian project ;P). The other part of it is he would have done all this for free anyway, and all this money is being poured back into the project, rather than into that nice Hi-Fi he saw at Best Buy last week. As long as he's not making any money from it, it's not commercialized.

    Code
    ???
    Profit!!!

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  47. Has anyone else heard about this DARPANET? by Mothra+the+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its supposed to hook scientists and researchers together over a "network" where computers can exchange information. It would be neat if this technology would some day be available to everyone!

    --
    Worst. Sig. Ever.
    1. Re:Has anyone else heard about this DARPANET? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? Yes, it's a pitty nobody has thought of this before! We could actually expand it by sending signals through existing copper telephone lines to reach nearly every home in the nation. Using a "computer", people could "browse" the "network" in order to find relevant "information".

    2. Re:Has anyone else heard about this DARPANET? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, someone with half a brain finally came around and gave it the Funny it deserves. And a +5, no less.

  48. Wonderful news by HogGeek · · Score: 1
    But if he is so uncomfortable with it, maybe he should redirect it.

    If he is selling 8000 copies of BSD a year, that works out to $320,000 for just the CDs. I know that doesn't include the "cost" of making them, but he does charge for shipping as well. Not to mention all of the other BSD items he sells.

    Not a bad living. And it would suggest he doesn't "need" the money.

    1. Re:Wonderful news by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... he makes zero on the apparel line because of the cost to produce is too high unless you buy bulk. Well if they don't sell, you sit on a pile of clothes and eat the cost. Theo says the clothes basically pay for themselves at that's it. He also has recently said that CD sales have dropped hugely while FTP installs have sky rocketed. Mostly these differences have been noticed from US locations only.

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  49. work it!! by marksmithurbana · · Score: 1

    Hell yeah! Work it! I see this as a very good step for OSS. There needs to be *someone* out there to give money for OSS development. Government funding is a great way to do it (since the purpose of the government is to to stuff for the public good).

    Regardless of your personal views of him accepting money or the US govt, this is a good thing. I wish more agencies and public entities would fund projects good for the public.

  50. Ethnic/race background check? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that the US Government is "cracking down" on certain ethnic groups contributing to charities (by "disappearing" folks), and given that this money came from the same Govt, what racial/ethnic requirements are there? I know, I know, nothing official will be said in black and white, but will Theo be able to hire the right people, or will he be hassled if he hires a US citizen who happens to be Muslim?

  51. Re:THEO DE RAADT IS AN ASSHOLE CANUCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Number of misspelled words: 3


    porgrammers
    an
    ameracan


    Clearly, you must be a Microsoft developer. Eh!?!


  52. Niave? by jsimon12 · · Score: 1

    "We're not doing anything for them. They just fund us to do what we do," said Mr. de Raadt

    Is Theo really that niave to belive that DARPA is simply "giving" him money to do with what he wishes and to think the US military/government doesn't have some ,as of yet, unseen motive. Theo is so silly sometimes.

    1. Re:Niave? by msimm · · Score: 1

      One too many episodes of X Files? Government isn't evil. Is big, bureaucratic, stupid, greedy, lazy, short sighted, competitive, naive and idealistic.

      Sound familiar? For better and for worse we are the government and I'm, like 75% sure your not evil.

      --
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    2. Re:Niave? by radon28 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would consider it to be more of an investment on DARPA's part, rather than some sort of influence on the direction of OpenBSD development. They see a project that meets their needs, and they want to ensure that it does well, so it will serve them well. It's not that different from IBM spending $1 billion on Linux because they want to see it do well.

    3. Re:Niave? by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      you really think that even though they actually didn't give him any money at all???

      to quote:
      "We were convinced OpenBSD was the best platform to use as a basis for further securing open source," said Jonathan Smith, a professor of computer and information science at the University of Pennsylvania.

      Because DARPA does not directly fund projects outside the United States, it is Mr. Smith's computer science department that received the grant, although most of the money -- $2.3-million -- flows through to Mr. de Raadt's project."

      But I am sure your mind was just wandering while you read that part. I am sure you really read the article before posting. This place shouldn't be called slashdot, it should be called "jump to conclusions mat.com"

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  53. Re:$2 million? For a Dead OS? by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    ..trouble is, 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence. So when you say "true intelligence is being able to recognize.." its only partially true. Real Wisdom is being able to accept when you are wrong, whatever the debated point may be, The Idea ITSELF is either true or untrue -- regardless of the source, or manner of presentation. Being able to abandon your ego and accept that you may NOT know-all is the real gift. IMHO.. ;)

  54. no words can describe-Tube tied. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "there are two types of people in this world (well.. actually more, but ill narrow it down here), those who talk about needing - have their needs filled- then still dont produce... "

    Bad viagra batch.

    "and then there are those who need - and once those needs are met.. they DO produce..."

    Sperm bank.

  55. Fine - It just opens field up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fine - It just opens the field up to proprietary vendors like Microsoft!

  56. Re: You don't get it, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Free" as in Free Beer, but it cost someone a shit load of cash at the end of the night.

  57. Re:Commercialisation by PyTHON71 · · Score: 1
    Your post is so clueless that it's almost not worth replying to. It's not that you're ignorant; it's that you're pretending to be well-informed when you're not even close. And why some gimp who should have known better modded your post as Interesting is beyond me.

    Money has always been a key to what's now considered OSI compliant software. Always. You don't think Berkeley operated all that time without a budget, do you? Free Software isn't tainted by money, and OS's released under the BSD license are no exception. The only grey area that could exist would be if the presence of investors alters the license. And there's no evidence that DARPA money is causing or will cause a deviation from their current license. None. (Read this for the data.)

    And as for the assertion that OpenBSD falls under the GNU General Public License... Oy!

    Considering your worries about money, I suspect you don't know what it's like to have any. Try to live without it (either yours or your parents') before you gripe about its effects.

    "I think that worries me."
    Next time, decide whether it does or not before you post.

    Daniel.

    --
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  58. Sickens me too by finkployd · · Score: 0, Troll

    Mr. de Raadt is no fan of the U.S. military at the moment. He calls the war in Iraq an oil grab. "It just sickens me."

    It sickens me too, the things we are learning about regarding how Saddam has treated his people. The torture, kidnappings, rape, etc. The way he lives like a king while his people starve all the while claiming US sanctions are to blame (while stockpiling food and other supplied no less). I'm really pissed that the US&UK forces are uncovering all of this, I liked it better when the UN and the world looked the other way because he had oil.

    Finkployd

  59. it depends on whether it makes a difference by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If he were taking money to implement DARPA-requested features, I could see the issue. However, if all he's doing is taking no-strings-attached money to do work he'd be doing anyway, I don't see the moral conundrum. If there are any negative effects of his work (OpenBSD being used by TIA, for example), they'd exist even if he wasn't funded by DARPA; the only solution would be to stop developing OpenBSD entirely, not to keep doing it without DARPA funding. So insofar as DARPA funding doesn't change anything, I'd say take it. Plus, at least it ensures that this portion of DARPA's budget goes to something worthwhile and unobjectionable, rather than letting them keep it to spend on something else.

    1. Re:it depends on whether it makes a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe DARPA just figured that they could spend 10 times as much for NT, only to have it 100 times less secure.

      I think that it was a wise choice, for a good cause.

    2. Re:it depends on whether it makes a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i dont see why it would be a problem even if he took money to implement features they requested. Providing it doesnt interefere with the openbsd work, ie not dedicating all the time to their requests. and as long as the code is merged into openbsd free for everyone else.

      basically a loose exchange, here is a lot of funding to be used for the openbsd project and here is a list of things we would like to see in it.

      not here is money to do xyz tasks by this time (just mainly it would be a pain as opposed to "moral conundrums")

      users can request features, DARPA is a user, DARPA also can help the project signifacantly by donating money.

    3. Re:it depends on whether it makes a difference by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      DARPA is a portion of the US Government which spends money on development of technologies which are useful to the military. The military uses these technologies to further its goals. Arguably, certain actions of the US Government are, if not evil, at least less than honorable.

      With all that said; OpenBSD is free software in all senses of the word. They can and will use it anyway. Might as well take their money.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:it depends on whether it makes a difference by Pastis · · Score: 1

      It's not a question of negative effects on his work. It's a question of principles and idea association.

      If the Mafia was to give money with "no Strings attached" to a specific charity organization (except for the benefit of getting publicity for their action), would that be a good thing or not?
      In our world you don't give 2 million $ for nothing. You get publicity back, and the persons who receive the check can or cannot agree with this publicity even if they take the check, That's the deal.

      Theo doesn't like money coming from organizations linked to the war even though this funding doesn't require him anything special on his work side. He has the right to say so. And I am particularly happy he does.

      If a company was to give 2 million $ without getting anything back, they would not shout it everywhere.

      [I agree on the argument that at least "his portion of DARPA's budget goes to something worthwhile and unobjectionable"]

    5. Re:it depends on whether it makes a difference by BlackSabbath · · Score: 1

      Would you be OK if John D. Academic, Professor of Law who happens to be researching novel defences exploiting ambiguous references in the constitution, was generously funded by the Kali cartel or the Russion mafia?

  60. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wait a second, we did basically nothing after:

    93 WTC Bombing
    USS Cole attack
    Embassy bombings in Tanzania

    and yet 9/11 still happened....

    Hmmm i guess doing NOTHING doesnt stop terrorism after all. (Not saying the PATRIOT act(s) are the answer mind you)

    This don't attack them and they wont attack you is complete bullshit.

  61. Doesn't matter by nuggz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Theo is making OpenBSD. It is freely available to anyone who wants it. If the US military/gov wants it, they already have it and can use it for whatever unseen motive anyway.
    As of now, they are just helping him do what he was doing anyway.

    The motive of the US gov as it currently relates to OpenBSD is they want to help its development.
    They can already incorporate it into closed source products, and they can't take it away and lock it up from everyone else.

    1. Re:Doesn't matter by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In fact this is the best possible thing that could happen. Think about it, they could have spent that US$2.3M on hiring a programmer or two and forking OpenBSD internally. (They of course have probably already done that too, and we'll just never hear it - Not DARPA, but some other branch of the gov't.) Instead, everything done with their money will either go into the OpenBSD codebase, or into or onto Theo's body. (Got to remain clothed and fed...)

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  62. OpenBSD cd images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.openbsd.org/faq/faq3.html#ISO

    So, will these copyright restrictions be lifted now? I'm sure $2.5m should cover Theo's phone, electricity, anger management courses, and food bills.

    1. Re:OpenBSD cd images by methodic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not at all..

      Theo just sent this to misc@openbsd.org:

      it may seem like a lot of money, but there are overheads, and some of
      the funding was also absorbed by upenn (that is how grants work when
      you involve a US university)

      however, the grant only runs for about another 6 months.


      CD sales are more important now than ever. He mentions that CD sales in the U.S. have been dropping as FTP installs have been rising. Any open-source project will take all the help they can get.

    2. Re:OpenBSD cd images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He mentions that CD sales in the U.S. have been dropping as FTP installs have been rising

      So, the RIAA was right after all!

      Darn pirates.

  63. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Sure, you can't say that any particular factor results in the absence of terrorism.

    You CAN, however, tell all the people who have claimed that every Bush policy will result in INCREASED terrorism that they've been obviously wrong so far. Since they're now all explaining that war in Iraq, now THAT'S what's going to drive millions into the arms of al-Qaeda, that message obviously hasn't sunk in yet.

  64. $2 Million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait a minute. You guys really think you can secure an operating system for $2 million?

    Last time I checked, it takes a hundred times more that than that to secure an OS!

    Eleven thousand engineers were re-trained to program for security, and individuals are now assigned ownership of modules to track responsibility for development and testing. The company learned Windows could become vulnerable through the actions of a feature not necessarily associated with security, such as the ISAPI server in Windows 2000.

    I just don't see how these Open, what is it BSD? guys are going to be able to compete with eleven thousand engineers who now know that features not necessarily associated with security can be used to subvert it!

    Windows Server 2003 will see more than 20 features such as Internet Information Services (IIS) that come "turned-on" out of the box in the current product, "switched-off". Leaving these features turned-on places the obligation on users to disable them, many of who don't and who leave a back door open to hackers, viruses and systems instabilities such as buffer over-runs. Nash claimed 95% of system breaches are the result of misconfiguration by users.

    It looks like these Windows guys are onto something. Maybe Open BSD could try disabling some services by default also.

  65. Carrotry by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    This will surely act as yet another carrot for Dr Torvalds.

  66. Unequal Benefit In Mankind's Favour. by Beautyon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since anyone anywhere can make use of the products that will come out of this two million dollars, the benefit to wider mankind far outbweighs the benefit to DARPA | TIA | $evil_project.

    Now, if that same money went into one of the many secret software projects at Lawrence Livermore or teh NSA, then no one benefits except the evil parties.

    The use of this money to develop OpenBSD can be nothing but a good thing, due to the security everyone will gain, world wide, which will further protect from the real bad guys.

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  67. Re: You don't get it, do you? by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    "Free" as in F-R-E-N-C-H ?

    WTF? That makes no sense whatsoever!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  68. Compuglobalhypermeganet ? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    "Buy him out, boys!"
    -- Bill Gates, the book of Homer, 5F11
    truly the fount of all wisdom

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  69. What? Your logic doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he was accepting money /w strings, it'd be different... but he's not. The money is a gift to continue what he's doing. Their work will benifit all... yes, including those whom you don't like. That's the way open source works.

  70. Acorns grow to be oaks. by GerardM · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Consider the cost involved. Compare it to some military hardware. Given how and where it can be used given its license, it will be used all over and will save lives as much as a pantzer does.

    The brilliant thing here is that this move recognises the importance of communities; the OpenBSD community IS all over the world, with Mr de Raadt a Canadian the work can be done in Canada, in the USA, in India, wherever the TALENT is.

    As the grant is intended to help "testing the security of commercial software systems against the security of open source software projects", it will point to the truth in this old dispute what makes better secure software AND it will help to point to the relative merits of "security by obscurity".

    However to assess this, I expect DARPA not to select Microsoft Windows as the champion of the proprietary world, I would choose OS/400. Given the smaller size of the OpenBSD community, the effect of methodology can be better assessed.

    As DARPA throws bread on the water, I hope they will land a big fish!

    Thanks, Gerard

  71. Theo is from Calgary? by Drakonian · · Score: 1

    I didn't know that. I guess our Comp Sci program has some pretty distinguished alumni - James Gosling, creator of Java and Theo de Raadt.

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    1. Re:Theo is from Calgary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I didn't know that. I guess our Comp Sci program has some pretty distinguished alumni - James Gosling, creator of Java and Theo de Raadt.

      Gosling created Java and Theo? Wow, who knew?

    2. Re:Theo is from Calgary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theo's from Berkeley.

    3. Re:Theo is from Calgary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Academically, I mean. He's originally from South Africa.

  72. Re:$2 million? For a Dead OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit.

    Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

    The truly brilliant recognize that perspective is a key element of communication and will not insist that their own perspective is the One True Point Of View. If someone can't recognize this, then intellectually they are falling short. Working well with other people is yet another skill of the genuine genius.

    I love OpenBSD and I suspect that Theo is much better at dealing with others than his reputation indicates. A lot of his acerbic nature can be attributed to being passionate about a set of ideals when it comes to software engineering and that being taken out of the context of the development process for a major OS.

    Anyways, my point is that if you are severely talented in a single area (software dev), but useless in others (people skills), that makes you autistic, not genius.

  73. Believe it or not... by 13Echo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Believe it or not, there is a lot that you can do with $320,000 USD worth of CD sales *alone* each year. That can make a few people live comfortably, paying the bills and meeting the need for servers. That doesn't take into account the sales of other merchandise.

    This is how open source products like OpenBSD and Slackware have been profitable. OpenBSD *is* a product, in a way. Theo seems to make it a full-time effort, as far as I can tell, just as Patrick does with Slackware.

    The extra 2 mil is just a bonus. But it goes fast if you're paying for 4 full-time coders to work on the project for a few years.

    1. Re:Believe it or not... by RadioheadKid · · Score: 1
      The extra 2 mil is just a bonus. But it goes fast if you're paying for 4 full-time coders to work on the project for a few years.

      It goes fast? Let's say each coder costs $100,000 a very liberal estimate.
      4 coders * $100,000 = $400,000
      $2,000,000/$400,000 = 5 Years
      That's a very long time to be guarenteed a job.
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    2. Re:Believe it or not... by miniver · · Score: 2, Informative
      It goes fast? Let's say each coder costs $100,000 a very liberal estimate.
      4 coders * $100,000 = $400,000
      $2,000,000/$400,000 = 5 Years
      That's a very long time to be guarenteed a job.

      Obviously you've never actually hired anyone or run a company. I don't know about Canada, but in the US, you can figure the overhead on a position to be anywhere from 50% to 100% above and beyond the salary of the position. Consider the following factors:

      • Social Security (employer pays half, typically 7.5% of salary).
      • Health insurance (typically $3600 per employee).
      • Other benefits (matching 401k / pension / softdrinks / whatever).
      • Equipment (PC, mail servers, file servers, etc.)
      • Power, telephones, bandwidth, water, heat, etc.

      Another problem with this type of payment is that typically the funds have to be spent within a specific time period, and any unspent funds have to be returned to DARPA...

      --
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    3. Re:Believe it or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading the article it sounds like Theo work in the CS dept of the Univeristy of Calgary (this statement could be false). I work at another Canadian university. Reserach people get paid whatever and then the University charges 10% extra on top of whatever to the profs research account for benfits,etc. There is usually no charge for office space, power, etc......

  74. Surprised by Cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few hours ago, I learned that I am now (at least in theory) absurdly gay.

    I was at my machine, my 386 with 4 megs of RAM running Linux, masturbating to pictures of RMS, when I got an email congratulating me on the success of Slashdot. I was working on my latest small project-- a clever little text parser that takes input from the user and puts it in a little cartoon-style word balloon coming out of-- get this!-- a giant, erect ASCII penis's bulging head! Hahaha! It's called COCKSAY. You can download it here.

    "Congratulations? That's interesting," said I to myself. "I didn't think Slashdot was coming out until tomorrow." And I oughtta know; I'm on VA's Board of Directors, recruited by Larry Augustin himself, to be VA Linux's "corporate conscience," and it's public record that I hold a substantial share in the company's semen pool. I tooled on over to Linux Today, chased a link like it was a naked hippy's ass-- and discovered that Rob Malda had taken the fast action we had discussed at the last board meeting. Slashdot had come out first thing that morning with a headline on its own site-- and I had become the figurehead of the Gay Faggot Slashdot Empire while I wasn't looking.

    Well, that didn't last long. In the next two hours, 369 VA employees also disclosed that they had AIDS, leaving me with a bit of the proverbial semen on my face.

    You may wonder why I am talking about this in public. The first piece of advice your friends will give you, if it looks like you're about to come out of the closet, is: keep quiet! It's really nobody else's business-- you don't want to look like you're lusting for cock, though you may want to be deluged by an endless succession of men dressed up as Navy sailors demanding blowjobs from you; fat, hairy men (the bears) wanting to fuck you in the ass; and sweet, young, hairless boys offering you the beauty of their youth.

    Trouble with the "keep it quiet" theory is that I've always solicited gay male faggot sex in a very public way. When you're already a media figure, like myself, and your name is on the Faggot Manifesto your whole organization chose to use to come out, and email from friends and journalists starts coming in like crazy as the gayness of your empire breaks records even on the first day, playing it coy swiftly ceases to look like a viable option.

    But it wouldn't be fair to dissemble. I serve the gay community. I'm wealthy today because my efforts to spread faggotry and venereal diseases on behalf of that community helped infiltrate the business world and earned the trust of a lot of young, naive boys. Fairness to the twinks

  75. understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DARPA actually has a budget of aproximately 10million (USD) that is dedicated to funding open source projects. oBSD, was fortunate enough to recieve a $2mil grant a few years ago. That money is obviously exhuasting, and a new grant has now been put forth. So, there are many other projects that also recieve funding - However, Keep in mind, this is the largest sum of money for ANY open source project that DARPA is currently investing in. Congratulations Theo and team ... Grant well deserved!

    Silly Penguin, Linux is for kids!!

  76. if you would prefer to donate hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.openbsd.org/want.html

  77. Niggz confirm: *BSD be Dyin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It be official; da Niggaz of Compton now confirms, dig dis: *BSD be dyin'

    One mo'e cripplin' bombshell hit da damn already beleaguered *BSD community when OG of da' LBC confirmed dat *BSD market share gots dropped yet again, now waaay down t'less dan some mere fracshun uh 1 puh'cent uh all servers. Comin' on de heels uh a recent East Side Niggaz survey which plainly states dat *BSD gots lost mo'e market share, dis news serves t'reinfo'ce whut we've knode all along. What it is, Mama! *BSD be collapsin' in complete disarray, as fittin'ly 'esemplified by failin' wasted last[samag-What it is, Mama!] in de recent Sys Admin comprehensive netwo'kin' test.

    Man! You's duzn't need t'be some Kreskin [amazin'kreskin-'S coo', bro] t'predict *BSD's future. De hand writin' be on de wall, dig dis: *BSD faces some bleak future. In fact dere won't be any future at all fo' *BSD cuz' *BSD be dyin'. Doodads is lookin' real baaaad fo' *BSD. As many uh us is already aware, *BSD continues t'lose market share. Red ink flows likes some homboy popped a cap in iz ass, yo.

    FreeBSD be de most endangered uh dem all, havin' lost 93% uh its co'e developuh's. De sudden and unpleasant departures uh long time FreeBSD developuh's Jo'dan Hubbard and Mike Smid only serve t'undersco'e da damn point mo'e clearly. Slap mah fro! Dere kin no longa' be any doubt, dig dis: FreeBSD be dyin'.

    Let's keep t'de facts and look at da damn digits.

    OpenBSD leada' Deo states dat dere is 7000 niggaz playin' OpenBSD. How many niggaz pimpin NetBSD is dere? Let's see. De numba' of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet be roughly in ratio uh 5 t'1. Derefo'e dere is about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet is about half uh de volume uh NetBSD posts. Derefo'e dere is about 700 kickin uh BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 puh'cent uh de *BSD market. Man! Derefo'e dere is (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD playas. Dis be consistent wid de numba' of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due t'de troubles uh Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so's on, FreeBSD went out uh business and wuz snatchn upside by BSDI who sell anoda' troubled OS. Now BSDI be also wasted, its co'pse turned upside to yet anoda' stone col' ox-killin' crib.

    All majo' surveys show dat *BSD gots steadily declined in market share. *BSD be very sick and its long term survival prospects is very dim. WORD! If *BSD be to survive at all it gots'ta be among OS dilettante dabblers. *BSD continues t'decay. Slap mah fro! Nodin' sho't uh a miracle could save it at dis point in time. Fo' all practical purposes, *BSD be wasted.

    Fact, dig dis: *BSD be dyin'

    1. Re:Niggz confirm: *BSD be Dyin' by bsd_usr · · Score: 1

      Okay, now this was a cool new spin on the "BSD is Dying" troll. I've haven't seen it ever posted like this.

      Of course, BSD is not dying. But at least this troll was amusing.

      Sad part though, I don't work or live that far from Compton. Interesting how Los Angeles suburbs are though, you cross the street and you can be in shit-town, cross another street and you're in Beverly Hills.

    2. Re:Niggz confirm: *BSD be Dyin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...in shit-town, cross another street and you're in Beverly Hills."

      Sounds like you crossed the same street twice.

    3. Re:Niggz confirm: *BSD be Dyin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yo fool. samag [samag-What it is, Mama!] done be fixe'd that shiz, mo' frizz.

      FreeBSD be tha' bomb. Back 'n the day, FreeBSD ain't be tuned for smakin' hoez. You had to tell it to, mah niggah.

      Look at howz it did afta thems had it smak the hoez.

    4. Re:Niggz confirm: *BSD be Dyin' by someonehasmyname · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they did post a follow-up. They still didn't tune half the things they should have, but sendmail on FreeBSD rocked all the other OSs.

      I know, I know. Nobody should run sendmail.

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    5. Re:Niggz confirm: *BSD be Dyin' by ihatewinXP · · Score: 1

      This troll has (apparently) been brought to you by MacJive http://www.hax.com/MacHack/hacks99.html - This looks like someone ran the BSD is Dead post through MacJive and then spruced it up some. That prog is really a riot and anyone running a Mac (esp a pre-OSX box) should waste a day or two playing with it sometime.

      That said, the "Slap mah fro!" and "What it is, mama!" (among various other changes) are the giveaways.

      That said its still funny as hell, if I had trolled that I wouldnt have been an AC, I would have been proud!

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  78. Maybe they can now afford GUI installer and by LM741N · · Score: 2

    a >8Gb bootloader. I'm a big OpenBSD fan (own all the teeshirts), but those two items are a big pain in the butt.

    1. Re:Maybe they can now afford GUI installer and by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      I disagree about the installer. I've found the OpenBSD installer to be just about the cleanest and simplest OS installer anywhere.

      Just because it's text doesn't make it bad.

      I'm sure Theo and the OpenBSD team will concentrate on far more important things. Like SMP..

    2. Re:Maybe they can now afford GUI installer and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That presumes that someone thinks that a GUI installer is useful. I personnally don't see how you're going to run a GUI installer on a VT100 on a serial port.

      Or are you one of those folks that think the GUI is part of the OS? I believe there are a lot of folks living in Redmond that believe that too.

    3. Re:Maybe they can now afford GUI installer and by karlm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can see a GUI packge/ports manager, but you have all of about 8 options in the installer. A GUI instller would be larger and more error prone. I've used GRUB to boot OpenBSD and it works fine, although it's a bit much for just a bootloader.

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      Copyright Violation:"theft, piracy"::Anti-Trust Violation:"thermonuclear price terrorism"<-Overly dramatic language.
    4. Re:Maybe they can now afford GUI installer and by methodic · · Score: 1

      I agree. If i could pick one installer to use for any OS or distribution, it would be OpenBSD's installer. Its so clean and simple. FreeBSD's kind of annoys me, as well as NetBSD's, although NetBSD's is probably my 2nd fav.

      All the linux installers suck, hehe. Seriously, Id say the best installer for Linux is Debian, IF you know how to run it right. Second best is Slackware, but I still get confused on the tagfile part and have to stop and think for a second. Third is Gentoo because ITS ALL BY HAND! MWUAHAHA.

    5. Re:Maybe they can now afford GUI installer and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't found the installer difficult to use. It's all documented, and you can stop the installer with ^c and restart it with ./theInstallScript.sh (sorry I forgot the name of the script `ls /` if you need to) at almost any time if you don't know what's going on. Furthermore a GUI installer would actually slow down the process, because most of it is just asking you questions. With a GUI the user would have to move the mouse to a certain window, and click buttons, and move back-and-forth between the keyboard and mouse. Why is the text install difficult for you?

      The > 8 Gb issue is a problem. I wonder if it's possible to boot with GRUB above 8 Gb.

  79. Really from the Globe and Mail... by geoswan · · Score: 1

    Here is the original article, from the Globe and Mail.

  80. ...but they shouldnt get misrepresented either.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or twisted, to mean something else. Like Open is only "more secure" because it ~seems~ more secure - because it's got a smaller "scope"

  81. Re:Turly? by Draoi · · Score: 1

    Turly's the guy who wrote FinderPop for the Mac. He also contributed boatloads of gcc patches in his day ....

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    Alison

    "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

  82. heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. de Raadt is no fan of the U.S. military at the moment. He calls the war in Iraq an oil grab. "It just sickens me."

    Just like everyother anti-american...
    Quick to condem, but will still take our money.

    1. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me please Mr.McCarthy, what exactly is an "anti-american"?

    2. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like every other small minded american jingoist. Quick to accuse of "anti-americanism", and veeerrrry sllllow to find any actual evidence.

  83. Re:Commercialisation by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
    Ok, first off OpenBSD is shipped under the truely FREE BSD licence, not the GPL. Second off, why should we trust the OS to people that are doing the work for Free, large chunks of Linux are paid for by corperations, SGI, IBM, Intel, etc. paying their staff to get work put into the Linux kernel (or other OSS applications)

    I don't know about you, but when you have a wife and kids it helps to be able to afford things such as food and shelter for your family... For that it takes someone to pay me for my work, if Linus wants me to do work on Linux, he can damned well find someone to pay me the 100 bucks an hour that it takes to pay my bills. If not, I'll just work on interesting code for people that will pay that.

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  84. Re:Buy American! by Malc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    red cananadian commie hippy bastard

    I'm glad you believe in political freedom. You're an example to us all of how free Americans are: even small-minded bigots can voice their opinions!

  85. Oil Grab? by photonrider · · Score: 1

    "...He calls the war in Iraq an oil grab. "It just sickens me."..." Theo's too smart to believe that. Probably quoted out of context. On the grant in general, I think that it's great. Cash, equipment or beer it's all the same, keeps the coders coding. As long as the donator and donatee agree on the conditions or lack thereof, of the contributions, go for it. Would you complain if M$ provided a grant to OpenBSD?

    1. Re:Oil Grab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have been listening to and watching US media for too long my friend. Try a newzealand news site or somewhere else neutral for news.

      The war in Iraq is for oil and nothing else.

    2. Re:Oil Grab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you've must've meant that you are too dumb to believe that.

      Iraq:
      - 2nd biggest oil producer in the world.
      - no longer holds US $ in it's reserves (bought Euros)
      - recently switched all transactions for their "Oil For Food" program from US dollars to Euros, a move other OPEC Countries are considering.

      A lot more can be said about this.

      BTW: the Euro is rising up strong against the US dollar. This trend is threatening for US economy.
      If more currency is held in Euros, the US $ will depreciate. This war sends a strong signal to other countries considering such a switch.

      Anyways, the war is "over" by now.

  86. So if BSD Is now Rich AND Dying... by X-treme-LLama · · Score: 2, Funny

    If BSD is now Rich AND Dying,

    Where is Anna Nichole ???????

    =)

  87. Theo's Ego by Phyz · · Score: 1

    Theo's ego is going to swell to immense proportions now that DARPA is [indirectly] giving OpenBSD money...wonderful. Maybe that's DARPA's goal. Theo pissed off would make a really powerful weapon of mass destruction....

    on a more low key note: I'm glad I picked up on openBSD after fooling around with Slack 8.0

  88. Re:$2 million? For a Dead OS? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    The real trouble is that those who are more intelligent are likely to underestimate their intelligence while those who are not as intelligent are more likely to overestimate their intelligence. There was a big study about this a few years ago. I think it revealed a universal truth: The incompetent are unaware of their own ineptitude. Also, the highly competent are aware of the ture complexity of a situation in the area of their expertise and are more likely to approach it with caution. This exaplains a lot of things.

  89. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? Must be that the rock works to keep tigers away (which, from what you say, is unlikely) OR that there are no tigers around to keep away.

    See, with government, I'd rather pay for that rock. While it is inaccurate that it staves off tigers, at least someone can use it to throw at a tiger (see duct tape for nonhypothetical example). Unlike the wholly incorrect belief that there are tigers in the area and the perpetuation that there is a huge number of nasty encounters (see terrorists, I mean immigrants, wait, I mean dark-skinned, non-black, sorry African-American, immigrants).

    Remember, the #1 whining front advocates for homeland security that includes the cry of "more money" are the Dems. It is their political issue of the year. But securing the borders and cleaning up the immigration status of folks was hardly that party's stance in the past--their current stance is reactionary from 9/11. With all that wealth of the 1990s, Dems did shit to straighten out the bureacracy any more than the damn Republicans are doing so now.

    But at least I have my rock, I mean duct tape. And I'm a mean, nasty SOB, because I know how to use duct tape, man.

  90. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

    Expecting immediate repercussions is rather short sighted, if you ask me. If you look at the '93 WTC bombing as the first major "strike back" from the Gulf War, you suddenly see that terrorist elements don't do things on a whim, and that the repurcussions of a decission can take a year or two to come about. Add in the fact that they're having to reorganize their command and control system since it's in general disarray at the moment, and it makes perfect sense that there haven't been any retaliatory strikes... yet.

    As far as I'm concerned, yes, Bush's foreign policies WILL result in increased terrorism, but you have to take the long view in order to see this. Terrorism doesn't just happen because someone decides instilling fear in the hearts of others would be a fun weekend activity - there is a driving cause, and at the moment that driving cause is a poor image of the US in the middle east in particular, but with the path we're on now, that poor image is also spreading into Europe and the rest of the world. Things such as an unprovoked war only serve to weaken it further. But there are also smaller things we do that hurt our global image. Key example: the house bill from last week locking non-US corporations out of bidding for post-war reconstruction contracts. This is a HUGE mistake. The Islamic community already believes this is a war driven by greed with the goal of setting up a puppet government in Iraq, and here's a bill which which will be interpreted as telling the new, "sovereign" Iraqi state that they can only give their reconstruction money to US business interests. Try to tell me Osama and friends won't use that as recruitment material, no matter how skewed it may seem.

  91. You can't trust DARPA! by EvilAlien · · Score: 1

    Afterall, they got vile things like the Internet rolling, and give gobs of money to horribly destructive and Big Brotherish projects like reiserfs v4.

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  92. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by ave19 · · Score: 1

    Does it glow? When I make my villagers dance around a rock it starts glowing. Of course, my tiger just eats them... maybe it's a different kind of rock.

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    ...or maybe not.
  93. Re:$2 million? For a Dead OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that you would be looking for this study: Unskilled and Unaware of It.

  94. You're not implying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that Iraq is them are you? Because Iraq has no connections to any of those terrorist attacks.

  95. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I buy that rock ?

  96. Re:Buy American! by Mister+Black · · Score: 1

    However he phrased it, he's on the road to a real point. American tax dollars are being spent outside the country so there is little change of it getting cycled back into the US economy. But if he buys any equipment it'll probably be from an American source (Sun, Intel, etc.) so we could recoup some of it back plus any savings derived from the implementation of the product itself.

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  97. go buy a sense of humor, NERD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I LOVE the smell of irony in the morning!
    Smells like VICTORY!

  98. No money problems - so losers everywhere ask... by hndrcks · · Score: 1

    "Theo, when will you put .iso images up for download?"

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    Everyone will start to cheer when you put on your sailin' shoes.
    1. Re:No money problems - so losers everywhere ask... by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      You can mike your own iso images.

      Instructions are at:

      http://www.shockley.net/obsd-bootcd.asp

    2. Re:No money problems - so losers everywhere ask... by hndrcks · · Score: 1

      It was meant as a joke (being the #1 newbie question asked about OpenBSD).

      - although I expect Theo would find it oddly satisfying to see the instructions on "How to avoid supporting the project by not purchasing a $40 CD" are hosted on an Microsoft Win 2000 / IIS 5.0 server.

      --
      Everyone will start to cheer when you put on your sailin' shoes.
  99. Re:Buy American! by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    So some A.C. meatsack sez:

    "Why the hell is the US MILITARY giving TAXPAYER MONEY to some damn red cananadian commie hippy bastard when there are honest, God-fearing Americans that could use the jobs!"

    Ted Nelson once said: "Any fool can use a computer. Many do."

    The proof and wisdom of the above is once again demonstrated by what the meatsack up there said.

    So, why is DARPA funding FreeBSD? They want the OS with the best built in security to be even better and widely available, that's why, meatsack.

    Beats stuffing taxpayer dollars down the rathole of licensing MS crapola. In the long run, if FreeBSD replaces Windows and other MS crapola in the Federal bureaucracy, that will be a substantial portion of taxpayer money that won't be wasted by lining Bill Gates pockets.

    The thought of FreeBSD on every U.S. Govt desktop makes my nipples hard... metaphorically speaking.

    Now go away, meatsack. The non-retarded grownups here have better things to do than clean up after your useless little tantrums.

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  100. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coincidentally, I have a rock that keeps away tigers. I know it works because I don't see any tigers.

    If your rock worked the same way as efforts at protecting Americans (Homeland security,) you would see ....

    Terrorists caught and put in jail who admit to being part of Al Qaeda (Moussaoui)
    Terrorists being chased to who knows where (Siddiqui)
    Terrorists chased from the country (El Shukrijumah)
    Terrorists supporters no longer funneling cash to terrorists (SAAR)
    Terrorist / terrorist sympathizers caught during reconnaisance (Padilla)
    American extremists who kill other Americans in sympathy with terrorists & terrorist regimes jailed (Akbar)
    In other words, the tigers are for the most part being chased away or put in zoos.

    If you don't see any terrorists in the US, and can't see the continuing threats to the US, it isn't because they aren't there. It's because you either willfully ignore them or are woefully ignorant & uninformed.

    Maybe the explaination is even simpler. Your rock is too big and you are holding it so close to your face that it blocks your view. The tigers are still there, you just can't see them. You better be careful, sometimes reality bites and doesn't let go.

  101. Re:Turly? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1



    It's *gnarly*, dude!

    SB

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  102. Re:Buy American! by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    So I kept saying FreeBSD instead of OpenBSD.

    Sorry about that.

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  103. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You also see us citizen's being held without charge (Hawash) Invasion into people's lives and harassment (Patriot Act) Extensive War Profiteering (LockMart, Haliburten)... If Bush just locks everybody up there will be less crime. Of course I don't know where his daughters will get their dope from.

  104. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If your rock worked the same way as efforts at protecting Americans (Homeland security,) you would see ....

    *shrug* All of which I assumed was the FBI/CIA's job before the Patriot Act was passed. Personally, I don't see why we need a new government agency to get them to do their damn job. Oh well.

  105. The military isn't stupid, y'know... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    That's the best thing a pentagoner could do for military infrastructure.
    Remember? In the end Clifford Stoll was working for the CIA and NSA! in a way, that is. And it didn't hurt him. Or them, for that matter.

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
    1. Re:The military isn't stupid, y'know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't hurt him? Have you ever seen that guy's hair?

  106. Re:$2 million? For a Dead OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The truly brilliant recognize that perspective is a key element of communication and will not insist that their own perspective is the One True Point Of View.

    You are confusing intelligence with wisdom.

  107. It sickens me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares what Theo de Raadt thinks about the war in Iraq. We have now found the chem weapons that he said they did not have. We have found tourture chambers, He is hiding troops in schools and Hospitals, His troops have used women and children as human shields. If we wanted to grab the oil we would have just kept it last time. I have as much respect for Theo de Raadt as any other person that puts on the liberal "War is evil" face and takes two million dollars from the DOD.
    To use one of my favorite stories. Churchill was at a dinner party when he asked a young woman if she would sleep with him for 5 million pounds. She said of course she would. The he asked if she would sleep with him for five pounds. She looked at him in shock and said, "What do you think I am?" He said, "That we have already determined. Now we are just haggleing on the price."

    Mr. de Raadt your actions speak much louder than your words.

  108. [OT] N. Korea by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

    But you DON'T want to take out that nutjob that runs North Korea. He said it himself: try to take me out and I'll nuke you.
    That's as good a reason as any to leave him alone.
    Just my (100% serious) opinion

    1. Re:[OT] N. Korea by jhunsake · · Score: 1

      They can't nuke us, their missiles can't make it this far. But we should consider our nice Japanese and South Korean friends in any decision.

  109. Woot ! by Hydrogenoid · · Score: 1
    "OpenBSD is one of several open source operating systems, the most famous of which is Linux."

    I guess Microsoft lost its market dominance ?

    1. Re:Woot ! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      huh? since when did microsoft make "open source operating system"? or did i sleep way too long?

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    2. Re:Woot ! by Hydrogenoid · · Score: 1

      I guess it's the opposite, I didn't sleep long enough to read all the words ;-)

  110. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not true, we arrested and found guilty the bombers. We bombed a supposed chme lab in the Sudan. And not that it has anything to do with this but we have been bombing IRAQ daily since like 1996.

  111. Tank source code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can any lawyers here tell us whether military use of OpenBSD would be bound by GPL? Is our next tank's source code going to be available for download?

    Tank sourcecode up! Here you go, d00dz:
    ____ |U.S.
    =======/ \ |
    ___------||----\
    o*o*o*o*o*o*o*o*|

  112. Re:Commercialisation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dont be a dumbass - theo has a 'real' job as well.

  113. Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They took out the patented specs of the cabin. At least they could've left the shape in-tact rather than smoosh it.

  114. WMDs? by GQuon · · Score: 1

    bombs or other WMDs

    Just wondering: do you think regular high explosive bombs to be "Weapons of Mass Destruction"?
    Or is this some kind of New-speak on your part?

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    1. Re:WMDs? by sander · · Score: 1

      how about cluster bombs?

    2. Re:WMDs? by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      bzzzt....nope. A WMD is any of a variety Nuke, biological, and/or chemical (non-explosive/incindeiary) devices, these weapons can be best described as being a greter psychological factor than actualy useful for military action. A cluster bomb is just a bomb that releases grenade sized "mini-bombs" before reaching the target, but they are standard

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    3. Re:WMDs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about them depleted uranium bombs?

    4. Re:WMDs? by bofkentucky · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Depleted is the operative, DU rounds are a hell of a lot safer than the lead paint in your house, asbestos in your house, or the 2 packs of camels you suck down every day.

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  115. You're wearing them wrong by GQuon · · Score: 1

    I'm a big OpenBSD fan (own all the teeshirts), but those two items are a big pain in the butt.

    You must be wearing them wrong...

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  116. $2.3 mill = 4 Full Time Developers?!? by XianDeath · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "The DARPA grant enabled Mr. de Raadt to add the equivalent of four full-time developers to supplement the work of about 80 volunteers."

    I don't know what kind of developers he's hiring but for $500,000 a pop -- I'm sending him my damn resume.

    1. Re:$2.3 mill = 4 Full Time Developers?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful?

      I seriously doubt that Theo would be stupid enough to blow all of the money in just one year.

  117. nothin found yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not according to Iraq-o-meter. If you have better sources, let's see em.


    Mr. Anonymous asshat, your retarded pseudo-mccarthyism speaks much louder than your words.

  118. Re:THEO DE RAADT IS AN ASSHOLE CANUCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    HOLY FUCK MAN, DUDE. LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR MIND SPAN? GET THE WHOLE BANG OFF YOUR HOUSE AND TRUST IT WITH BUSH! YOU STUPID ME FUCKS IT.


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  119. No misunderstanding by Dahan · · Score: 1

    I think it's you guys who misunderstand what Theo does... which is threatening to spam the FreeBSD and NetBSD mailing lists through an anonymous remailer when he doesn't get his way. Quit supporting the little crybaby.

    1. Re:No misunderstanding by sander · · Score: 1

      you are reffering to events in 1996 using the present tense????

  120. Error in story headline! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The newspaper that publishes globetechnology.com is Globe and Mail-- NOT National Post.

  121. Not a one-man show by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 1

    Right, excellent point. It would make sense if he were the only one working on it. You think he mails these CDs one-by-one out of his mansion deep in the bowels of Calgary, or what?

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  122. Re:Believe it or not.. by RadioheadKid · · Score: 1

    Actually I have hired people and been involved with small businesses and I assumed a salary of $75,000 so that's $25,000 for everything else. Most likely these people would not be working in an office, but from their homes. 100% overhead for $75,000 a year position, I'd like to see you even justify 50% overhead per employee, maybe if you make $35,000 but not $75,000. It's no longer 1999, it's 2003. You can take the Aeron chairs out of the budget.

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  123. Slashdot editors please do your job by rsax · · Score: 1

    Can someone please append to that article's text that the story is covered by the The Globe and Mail and not the National Post (ugh) like so many readers have pointed out already. I mean for crying out loud people, you can read that yourself in the first three lines of the article! Give credit where credit is due.

  124. Conscience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theo has deep feelings about the military. Well good for him! I support his feelings, BUT I feel he is entirely out of touch with the real world. He hates the thought of weapons being built. Well, son, welcome to the real world, NOT the rareified world of one's and zero's! Saddam Huessin, often spelled in as many ways as that fool in Lybia's name is spelled, is a monster. By not helping the military, merely helps shitheads like Saddam kill his own people. The evidence is OVERWHELMING, but it appears that Theo ignores that which does not fit neatly into his personal dogma. Pity. There is no doubt that he, Theo, has built a secure product, as secure as knowledgible people/programmers can make. This has to be balanced with reality. It appears that when the reality of the Iraqi atrocities comes to light, that Theo will be seen as the brainless academician that he is. He seems like the type of person that when confronted with FACTS, seems to choose to disbelieve them in favor of his own myopic world view, much like the Iraqi Ministry of Information. Pith such a talent in one field cannot see the total picture. The next few weeks will tell the tale, I hope Theo has the guts to admit he is wrong. Meanwhile, since he gives the source to paying customers, I am writing my representatives to cut his funding, AFTER we get the latest source. Fuck French Canadians and France! Useless bastards.

  125. more on the darpa grant by mcroot · · Score: 1

    For those interested in getting some more facts on this. Key points are that this isn't really news.
    It's just a story in a "news"paper. The DARPA grant has been going for quite some time now, and
    funding will once again be an issue that must be dealt with.

    quoting Theo's post to misc@openbsd.org:

    so, the article missed a few things

    let me clarify a few things that did not make it to the story

    the darpa grant started funding us about 18 months ago

    sometimes it takes a while for the press to notice

    there's a bunch of people, you can probably tell by the stuff they are
    working, who are funded from the darpa grant to work full time.

    the article does not say what exactly we've been working on it, but if
    you are running 3.1, you are using what we had then. same for 3.2.
    and when you get 3.3, you will be running some of it. when you get
    3.4, there'll be even more.

    as well, since it frees up CD sales money, a few other people have
    been funded out of that as well.

    it may seem like a lot of money, but there are overheads, and some of
    the funding was also absorbed by upenn (that is how grants work when
    you involve a US university)

    however, the grant only runs for about another 6 months.

    which is kind of scary, since with the US economy tanking so very
    nicely, and at the same time people becoming much more comfortable
    with ftp installs, we are seeing massive decreases in cd sales
    (massive decrease in sales from the US, but no real decrease from the
    rest of the world -- you decide what that means).

    at the same time, we are seeing massive increases in ftp installs.

    so.. i don't pretend to know what will happen after the darpa grant is
    over.

    i know we have some more security work, in particular some stuff
    extending out of W^X, that we want to do, and that stuff really needs
    fulltime people pushing it.

    also, i've been informed that the money translates to more like 1.5
    cruise missiles.

  126. If you give money to an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you give money to an asshole, you usually end up with more assholes. Personally, I don't care to rip myself a new asshole, or allow (pay!) Theo to do it.

  127. I have no idea... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... I have no idea outside the surface level of what the government wants, but I can assume a logical extrapolation. They have grant and research money by the bucketful, so two mil, while a *lot* is around chump change to the government. Next was they want something, these "computers" seem to be catching on, so "spooky" type places would want them to be "secure". So they look around, see what's on the market, they find openBSD. So great, they like what they see, BUT, government, having all the loot they want, has a lot of multi processor machines, which means their toy won't run on them well yet. Solution is what governments always do, throw some money at it.
    And because of licensing, they chose a bsd over a gpl product or over a closed source eula like they have been, because even at the plodding levels governments crawl at, even they can see the thousands of eyeballs looking method works better, more "bang for the buck".

    that's my two bytes worth

  128. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of which I assumed was the FBI/CIA's job before the Patriot Act was passed.

    It was. The problem was/is that the Border Patrol was ignored and abused. Now we have about 10,000,000 illegal aliens. FBI-CIA-Border Patrol-Coast Guard-etc-etc weren't talking well, so people slipped through, opportunities were lost. etc. With one agency for most of them, there is at least a better chance for better communication.

    Personally, I don't see why we need a new government agency to get them to do their damn job.

    This new agency is basically a regrouping of existing agencies with a new headquarters. Nothing special, but it might make them more effective in working together.

  129. Could this be DEATH for OpenBSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it was unwise of him to make the statements he did. It was unwise of the reporter to mention the 2 million dollars. Don't you think that people will be less apt to pay for CDs and t-shirts knowing that he makes so much money?

  130. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by astinus · · Score: 1

    There might still be tigers. Just because YOU can't see them, doesn't mean they're not there. Just that they haven't gotten to you yet.

    The analogy holds for Homeland Security debates, too.

    And hell, for all you know, you might actually have a magic rock. But it keeps poisonous cobras away instead. If you don't know all the possibilities, then who are you to say?

    --
    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  131. Theo de Raadt is right to be hesitant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Theo de Raadt is right to be hesitant, and to voice his hesitation publically. He is also correct to accept the grant, given that no strings are attached.



    Stop being so hard on him for voicing his concerns. He does this merely to emphasize to the community that OpenBSD is still (and always will be) pig-headed, dogmatic, and not subject to corporate and governmental pressure. And that's the way the project should be.



    Also, Mr. de Raadt wants to make sure that those who may receive money realize that they should not rely on these funds, and that DARPA support may be pulled if OpenBSD has goals that conflict with those of DARPA. However, I doubt that this will be the case, since DARPA knows what they are getting into with OpenBSD. If anything, OpenBSD has had the most consistent and specific philosophy of all the open-source OSes. Regardless, OpenBSD development should never be contigent on outside funding, and Mr. de Raadt wants to make sure that this is clear.

  132. Is BSD dying ? by marcus69 · · Score: 1

    Funny, No comment about that this time !

  133. Re:Buy American! by Malc · · Score: 1

    It's worth it even if it costs 10, 20, 100 times the price? It could well be in taxpayers interest (read: all Americans) if they go this road rather than starting something new, or modifying something else. If the US Marine Corps had taken this road, they wouldn't have had their workhorse Harrier Jumpjet, which has so far proven rather difficult and expensive to replace with a homegrown version. I bet the Marines are happy the decision was made all those years ago to buy foreign.

  134. Re:Buy American! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You little economic protectionist you.

    Anyway, you could argue that you're getting a more valuable product because you can buy at least 50% more coders for your money in Canada. You also can't use the racist "Indian coders" argument in this case either.

  135. BSD and TCP/IP were originally funded by DARPA by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    Berkley did a lot of development with DARPA money in the 70's and early 80's. That's how BSD was born. Does that mean Theo should have a moral problem with his own project?

  136. Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, the article mentions that the $2M USD will fund an additional four full time developers on OpenBSD. Isnt this sort of expensive?

    Also, it mentions that 8000 CD's per year are sold. At $40 USD per pop, openbsd is bringing in $320,000 USD per year in CD sales alone.

    Anyone know how openbsd spends this money?

  137. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by gdanjo · · Score: 0
    I have a rock that keeps away war. Someone broke it.

    Dan ...

    --
    Information wants to be free.
    Information wants to be valued.
  138. Bloody Theo de Raadt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now he's done it. Gone and sold free software off to those baby killers and oil stealers! BASTARD!!!!

    Seriously though, folks. I don't care what stupid pinko opionions Mr. de Raadt has about the war. Don't think it ought to be an issue. BSD has a long tradition of getting DARPA contracts. What I want to know is, what nifty features/enhancements are to be added to OpenBSD as part of this contract, and why isn't there anything in the article about that?

  139. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean the State Department isn't letting into the country every Tom, Dick, and Faisal who comes off a plane? Arresting suspected terrorists? Who would have guessed that would work? Or is Mr. Brill saying that allowing the FBI, CIA, and Office of US Postal Service Stamp Collecting Promotions to investigate what brand of laundry detergent I use is protecting us from the next September 11th?

  140. Hello, my name is Theo by identity0 · · Score: 1

    Coming soon to an Inbox near you:

    Hello, my name is Theo DeRaadt. I am a software deveolper in the frozen wastelands of Canada. Recently, I was awarded a $2 million grant from DARPA, the U.S. military research agency. However, I am unable to access my bank account in the U.S. and transfer my money out of the country. This is where you come in...

  141. OpenBSD 3.2 installer on an by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alpha failed for me all the time.

    NetBSD worked fine.
    FreeBSD worked fine.

    OpenBSD would fail every time...

    The installer is not difficult at all, it is just that it is not smart enough.
    Not well written.

    If this is their installer, what is their code like ?

  142. Re:Believe it or not.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bag the Aeron chairs... Buy an Aura workstation instead :-)

  143. Re:hOMeland Security/Patriot Act WORKING! by sander · · Score: 1

    Actually the 'did nothing' part on embassy bombings is not true - the US did do an episode of firing cruise missles at suspected terrorist bases in response, including an attempt to kill bin Laden. It doesn't appear to have helped (ok, so one of the installations bomb was a aspirin factory, a classical example of intelligence being only relaiable to a limited extent) or helped to any significant extent.

    Really, the proof that the whole Afghanistan affair did serve to curtail terrorist activities is still not apparent, especially with the recent reports of increased re-emergence of Taliban forces in Afghanistan and the failure to capture either Omar or bin Laden.

  144. Model of sucessful open source development by dghcasp · · Score: 1
    1. Join open source project
    2. Be rude and abusive to users with comments like "Stop sticking your cock in my mouth."
    3. Get kicked out of said open source project
    4. fork code
    5. Profit!
  145. Mod up parent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  146. Re:$2 million? For a Dead OS? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    You are right, thank you AC.

  147. No strings attached money? by seichert · · Score: 1
    If he were taking money to implement DARPA-requested features, I could see the issue. However, if all he's doing is taking no-strings-attached money to do work he'd be doing anyway, I don't see the moral conundrum.

    There is no such thing as "no-strings-attached" money. When an individual or organization gives money to OpenBSD they have expectations as to how that money will be used. To the degree that those expectations are met more money will be given. The OpenBSD project should carefully consider their sources of funding and the associated expectations.

    For the record, my small donation to the OpenBSD project came with the expectation that they will continue to produce high quality secure software free from the constraints of government. So far they are meeting my expectations and thus I should send Theo another check soon.

    I would encourage all open source project leaders to become financially independent. That way they can more objectively look at each possible donation and decide if they want to accept it.

    --

    Stuart Eichert

  148. Re:Buy American! by aoteoroa · · Score: 1

    While I disagree with what you say I will defend your right to say it (Voltaire paraphrased).

    This comment does not deserve a -1 Troll. If you want to see some real trolls try setting your browsing threshold to (-1 uncut and raw) and you will see comments full of expletives, personal attacks against others' sexual preference, and comments that are wildly offtopic

    This AC is not worth the mod points up, or down. Zero is about right.

    Sorry for the rant but I've been stewing about unfair mods ever since I started browsing at minus and just hit a boiling point today.