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Amazon Calls Children's Privacy Complaint Groundless

theodp writes "Eleven groups, including the Electronic Privacy Information Center and Junkbusters, filed a complaint with the FTC, asking that it investigate Amazon for violations of the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act. An Amazon spokesman called the complaint groundless because "Amazon.com is not a site directed at children." So what was the deal with those Amazon Press Releases for the Harry Potter Magical Candy Contest For Children Ages 6 to 13, Toy Quest Toy Design Contest For Kids 12 And Under, and the Be a Poet Contest For All Kids 12 and Under?" Update: 04/23 23:54 GMT by T :theodp writes with an update from Ad Age which says that Amazon has "announced it has removed children's identifying information from its Web sites."

206 comments

  1. I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog... by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but it's hard to fault Amazon too harshly. If you let 12 year-olds type in any form, they have the opportunity to reveal personal information. You can either completely deprive them of keyboard input, or you can attempt to screen for mistakes. I would err to the side of empowering them, and keep a sharp lookout for infractions.

    A system that might be helpful (though it would detract from the number of participants) would be to require that kids typing on forms be sponsored by an adult (proven with at least a non-charged credit card number) and that adult would then receive copies of all the text the child typed at an e-mail address of choice. This would give parents the opportunity to monitor what data had got out, and shift the responsibility for properly screening it onto their shoulders, without requiring them to regularly comb through Amazon to see what had been posted.

    Of course the deeper social issue of using the Internet as a babysitter and requiring that the rest of the world baby-proof the information universe is certainly worth addressing.

  2. There are no children under 13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Iraqi Information Minister confirms that there are in fact "NO CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 13 IN THE WORLD" and thus these complaints are groundless. "The last children were born in 1990" he continued, and stated no more would be born for at least a decade.

    1. Re:There are no children under 13 by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      I didn't know Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf was a fan of JMS.

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    2. Re:There are no children under 13 by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      I didn't know Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf was a fan of P. D. James.

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    3. Re:There are no children under 13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Iraqi Information Minister also confirms that dot-coms and open source is doing well. "Everything is well in silicon valley. The economy will never go down, never!"

    4. Re:There are no children under 13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly that page is only accessible in the US. Coming from Canada I got the warning

      "We at Showtime Online express our apologies; however, these pages are intended for access only from within the United States."

      I could view it through www.anonymizer.com though.

    5. Re:There are no children under 13 by coke_dite · · Score: 1

      damn. too slow :) but that was a fantastic book! First P.D. James novel I ever read, and boy is it different from her other novels. Incredibly surreal. Keep it away from people having trouble conceiving tho...

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    6. Re:There are no children under 13 by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be something like "There are only children under 13"?

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  3. Virus by tacokill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps it was the virus....

    Amazon Tech: "We just can't get rid of this damn thing"

    1. Re:Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux doesn't have viruses.

  4. If you looked carefully by unterderbrucke · · Score: 5, Informative

    All those releases were dated for late 1999. The Children's Protection Act wasn't in place until 2001. Whoever submitted this article sure went to a lot of trouble to make Amazon look hypocritical.

    1. Re:If you looked carefully by Xerithane · · Score: 0

      All those releases were dated for late 1999. The Children's Protection Act wasn't in place until 2001. Whoever submitted this article sure went to a lot of trouble to make Amazon look hypocritical.

      That is because Amazon is an evil company, due to the patents they've filed and (attempted) to enforce. Thus, anything that happens to them that is bad is a good thing. Even when it is groundless and without merit. If Amazon does something good, it will be met with even more scrutiny and cynicism. Just the crowd here, mate.

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    2. Re:If you looked carefully by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      Like Microsoft, but unlike Apple.

      Yay objectiveness!

    3. Re:If you looked carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly argument.

      So, the only people you ever affiliate with are wholly innocent people without a bad thought or action ever in their entire history?

      I will be more than happy to crush your utopia.

    4. Re:If you looked carefully by dacarr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the point here is that they had this stuff come out for kids, and then turned around and said that they're not necessarily a kid-oriented site. It may be after the fact, but it's still not the Right Thing to put up (say) fluffy bunnies and deny you do it.

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    5. Re:If you looked carefully by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I think the point here is that they had this stuff come out for kids, and then turned around and said that they're not necessarily a kid-oriented site. It may be after the fact, but it's still not the Right Thing to put up (say) fluffy bunnies and deny you do it.

      They didn't say they never were a kid-oriented site, they said they aren't now. I would tend to agree with that.

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    6. Re:If you looked carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that Charles Manson call it "The Family".

    7. Re:If you looked carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the only people you ever affiliate with are wholly innocent people without a bad thought or action ever in their entire history?

      No, silly. He only affiliates with people who are just as guilty as he is.

    8. Re:If you looked carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're off by a year...the effective date of the act was in April 2000. However, your point remains valid -- the examples given precede that date.

    9. Re:If you looked carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Children's Online Privacy Protection Act was passed by Congress in 1998. The Final Rule was issued in November 1999 and Rule went into effect on April 21, 2000.

  5. Child Protection by manifestcommunisto · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please protect our children from first posts!

  6. And what about by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Funny

    And what about "The story of ping"?

    Ages 4-8.

    1. Re:And what about by sulli · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aha! Just the technical manual I need for network management!

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    2. Re:And what about by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

      Here is the free, if rather educational, version.

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    3. Re:And what about by Openadvocate · · Score: 1

      So I guess you have read the review of the book by John E. Fracisco
      "Using deft allegory, the authors have provided an insightful and intuitive explanation of one of Unix's most venerable networking utilities. Even more stunning is that they were clearly working with a very early beta of the program, as their book first appeared in 1933, years (decades!) before the operating system and network infrastructure were finalized."..... click on link for more
      The "alternative" history of ping.

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    4. Re:And what about by croddy · · Score: 1
      Was this review helpful to you?

      o Yes . . . . . . . o No
      *click*

      clever . . .

    5. Re:And what about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't do that to us. I thought it was a children's story about TCP/IP rather than some stupid duck :)

  7. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by HogGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I agree, with one addition. The adult "releases" the information.

    Not a lot of sense closing the barn door, after the horse is gone...

  8. Parents by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    So what was the deal with those Amazon Press Releases for the Harry Potter Magical Candy Contest For Children Ages 6 to 13, Toy Quest Toy Design Contest For Kids 12 And Under, and the Be a Poet Contest For All Kids 12 and Under

    Presumably the company would require parental consent of some sort for underaged kids, right?

    This smells like a dirty run on Amazon, FWIW.

  9. Patents by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amazon.com can get out of this just by using their normal business strategy. Patent protecting children online. Then they can counter-sue all these groups for violating the patent.

    I hope Bezos doesn't read slashdot, I don't want to give him any ideas.

    Jason
    ProfQuotes

    1. Re:Patents by sb_steele · · Score: 1

      Why don't you patent it first??? You now have a dated record of your idea.

  10. eBay by ih8apple · · Score: 3, Informative

    eBay is also being targetted by the same complaints and investigation.

    1. Re:eBay by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      Wha??????
      eBay is not targeting young kids - hell I can't buy anything for another 2 years, and I've been buying online from most places for ages!

      Odd...

  11. hay fellow trolls.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why haven't I see us taking over this? It allows page widening if you use a '_' character.

  12. Bad Press? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like someone might be trying to short some Amazon stock for a tidy profit if they can get this in the national news for a day.

  13. Toys R Us affiliation by artoo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Riiight...and TRU isn't aimed at kids at all.

    "Toysrus.com
    Founded in 1998, Toysrus.com really gained momentum when it formed an alliance with Amazon.com in 2000. The site became an online retailing success story by more than tripling its sales and number of orders from the prior year and by giving guests a terrific online toy-buying experience. Since that time, Toysrus.com and Amazon.com have introduced two additional online shopping experiences with the launch of Babiesrus.com and Imaginarium.com."

    1. Re:Toys R Us affiliation by valkraider · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't Toys-R-Us for PARENTS? Kids don't buy toys, Parents buy toys.

    2. Re:Toys R Us affiliation by Snowspinner · · Score: 1

      Ummm...

      Nothing in that quote suggests that they're not aiming at adults buying toys for kids. Considering that all purchases at Amazon and Toys R Us require a credit card, I'd be inclined to say that they really aren't aiming at kids, except in the sense of getting children to desire a product, and then to go to their parents saying "Buy me that, buy me that".

      Which seems substantively different from targetting one's site to children. The product is targetted to children. The mechanism for purchase (Which is where the privacy concerns ultimatley come in) is not.

    3. Re:Toys R Us affiliation by ramzak2k · · Score: 1

      why ? because they have a picture of fluffy bunnies on their toys r us division ? Or a little baby holding a car ?

      What other way can a website advertise the product -even if they are targetting only adults ? More importantly, who gets to decide where the line is to be drawn ?

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    4. Re:Toys R Us affiliation by GQuon · · Score: 1

      additional online shopping experiences with the launch of Babiesrus.com

      So what is to keep a 4-week old from logging on and disclosing it's address in a toy review?
      Maybe it is because BabiesRus.com isn't directed at babies, but really sells stolen babies.

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    5. Re:Toys R Us affiliation by freeweed · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I was earning my own money (and spending it) years before I hit 18.

      If I wanted to get anal, I could list allowances/gifts/etc, that goes back to at least first grade :)

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    6. Re:Toys R Us affiliation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but kids pick out the toys, right?

  14. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by ralico · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the zdnet article: Amazon is letting children 12 years old and younger post reviews of toy products without their parents' consent

    Maybe I'm naive, but I have to ask, "How do you enforce this?"
    The poster above suggests using a credit card as proof of age, but still,
    1) if the cc is not being charged, how is the parent to know that it is being used for ID?
    2) How is Amazon to know that the cc is or isn't being used with parent's consent?

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  15. Amazon: worse then Hitler? by sssmashy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Amazon is letting children 12 years old and younger post reviews of toy products without their parents' consent.

    How dare they allow my little angels to post a toy review without my express consent! I shudder to think of how many children will have their innocence corrupted because they are exposed to speech that has not been censored by a vigilant adult.

    Even worse, they may expose themselves to predators online if they are allowed to post without parental approval. You know: "My name is Jimmy and I think this toy is real neat and I live with my parents in the big red house on the corner of Mulberry Street and the back door is unlocked." That kind of thing. Perhaps we should block our children from accessing websites altogether: it's a dangerous world out there.

    1. Re:Amazon: worse then Hitler? by AssFace · · Score: 1

      I was just going to post nearly the same thing.
      Hot damn.

      What about people posing as kids? Say I get on there and post a review that says I'm a 12 year old girl. Does it matter what my review says then? Do I have to ask my parents?

      Out of all of the injustices in the world right now - children posting on Amazon without the parents knowing is pretty much at the top of the list if you ask me.

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    2. Re:Amazon: worse then Hitler? by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 1

      I can understand if they are giving personal information, but parents should be watching their kids and not letting them go write whatever tehy want on the Internet. People should be watching for real problem makers on the world wide web.

    3. Re:Amazon: worse then Hitler? by Deadplant · · Score: 1

      Quite right, won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!

      They should legislate that all children under 12 must be on a leash at all times, and they should wear burkas so they can't be seen by child molesters, they must also wear muzzles so they don't accidentally reveal any information to strangers and of course their hands should be tied behind their backs so they can't accidentally touch anything dangerous.

      Of course just in case any of those measures fail we really should track and censor all access to Audio/Video/Text information on the Internet and in the libraries.

      Any information about sex, 'weird' religions (like budhism, islam, etc..), or anything unpatriotic should be expunged from our libraries and information networks. Violators should be stripped of their citizenship and exiled.

    4. Re:Amazon: worse then Hitler? by Catnapster · · Score: 0

      One of these days I should get some huge, no-neck bouncer from a bar to pretend that he's a 12 year old girl in a chatroom, set up a meeting with a 40 year old man, and pound him into the pavement.

      Forget "reality TV." Reality is much more entertaining, particularly when it involves 350-pound men called "Tiny" kicking the ass of child molestors.

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  16. Wouldn't answering the slashdot poll violate CIPA? by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    Well? ANYONE could be under 13.

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  17. Asking for ages by rf0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So the article suggest that they company should ask for peoples ages. Now this I can see as a deterrant but if a child find that putting in under 13 redirects them to disney.com what is to stop then just signing up again and changing their age?

    What I'm basically trying to say that the parents should be monitoring what their kids are doing. Treat the internet as the same the street. Don't talk to strangers or give out personal information

    Rus

    1. Re:Asking for ages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone know offhand if a website simply asks for an age, could they be in violation of this act? A person's age is considered private information...

      (of course, even if the kid lied and answered 18 - the site may technically be held accountable)

    2. Re:Asking for ages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A person's age is considered private information...

      So is their name and address.
      What this means is that you can't just browse without giving personal information.

    3. Re:Asking for ages by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "if a child find that putting in under 13 redirects them to disney.com what is to stop then just signing up again and changing their age?"

      Cookies, apparently. MP3.com tries it, and it's damned annoying. Go to site, download music, oops you need to provide personal information. Fill in random crap, click okay, the site tells you "due to the CRAPPA act, you can't listen to music"

      Go back later, and it's placed a cookie identifying you as under-age, so you can't sign-up without first deleting (or blocking) the cookie.

      Perhaps in future they'll upgrade to a server-side system using IP addresses, so if I enter random information with a badly-chosen year of birth, nobody on my internet line can sign-up... smart.

      p.s. Credit-card age checking. Thorughly unreliable to the point of excluding anyone from outside the US.

  18. Moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Children of ages 4-8 can't buy a book online.

    This page is for parents.

    A page about an Amazon contest for kids would be something else..

    1. Re:Moron by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      On the contrary; parents can buy this book for their kids, with the express goal of turning them in to future cyberterrorists. EVIL! AMAZON SUPPORTS CYBERTERRORISM!

  19. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by tetrad · · Score: 2, Funny
    "How do you enforce this?"

    Easy. You ask users for their date of birth, and then restrict features appropriately.

  20. BAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids ... who needs 'em? hambug!

  21. Mod parent up by Jennifer+Ever · · Score: 1

    Valuable information above...

  22. Where are the parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a certain amount of responsibility on the parents of said young children to know what they are doing and where they are going on the Internet. Sadly many parents are so ignorant about all this stuff that they don't have the know how to even monitor what their children do online. My daughter (who's currently in the works) is going to be supervised... and I'll likely set up a proxy of some sort so I can bust her later if she goes to playgirl.com ;)

    I'm just sick of people blaming their failure as a parent on someone else.

    1. Re:Where are the parents? by freeweed · · Score: 1

      While I agree with the general idea you're stating here, and I think you were trying to be humourous, I realy wouldn't suggest active monitoring/supervising/proxying what your kids do online.

      For one thing, they're smarter than you when it comes to technology. Always have been, always will be. They can bypass damn near any spying method you can come up with, short of 24-7 watching over their shoulders. Even if they can't, they'll clue in pretty quick that they're being watched, and as much as you may think it's a good thing, to most people constant supervision makes them feel like a criminal before the fact.

      Besides, there's a hell of a lot worse things that could happen to a young girl than a glimpse of Playgirl - and if you make the child feel the need to hide things from you all the time, chances are some of them will happen to her.

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  23. Re:If you looked carefully - 2001 or 1998? by theodp · · Score: 4, Informative

    The CNET article links to the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act of 1998 on the FTC site.

  24. Clearly not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon is CLEARLY not meant for children. What's the goal of Amazon? To sell things over the Internet. How do they charge you? With a credit card. Do children have credit cards? God I hope not. Amazon is clearly not meant for children. If children are able to get there (some place they shouldn't be) then parents aren't monitoring their kids. Once again more parents are trying to pass the blame for their own failings. This is rediculous.

  25. Toy Design Contest by Tralfamadorian · · Score: 1

    Toy Quest Toy Design Contest
    Sounds like the Simpsons episode where the children unknowningly design Funzo

  26. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by ralico · · Score: 1

    One can ask for dob, but I don't see how you can validate it. How do you prove that the dob is not false.

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  27. impossible burden on Amazon by dh003i · · Score: 1

    The burdens such would put on Amazon.com would be impossible to meet in a cost-effective manner, without hindering adult customers who just want to use the site unhindreed.

    It is not Amazon.com's job -- or anyone else's job -- to babysit your kids while you're away. Every parent knows damn well that there is the full spectrum of stuff on the internet, and leaving one's child alone poses that risk.

    The right to privacy doesn't mean other people should have to spend their money and their time making sure you and your kids have privacy. Some fuck doesn't wear a condom or some bitch doesn't wear a diaphram, and now all of the sudden, the rest of us have to change our lives because of their mistake and unwillingness to accept responsibility for their children.

    1. Re:impossible burden on Amazon by Mr.Phil · · Score: 1

      The old personal responsibility arguement again, eh? Sorry, that won't work anymore. Haven't you heard, personal responsibility isn't in fashion anymore. Government has to tell us what to do and when to do it, otherwise how would we know they are spending our money right?

      Don't force your antiquated views on me. I'm not responsible for my actions. It's always someonelses fault!

      end sarcasum

    2. Re:impossible burden on Amazon by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      Some fuck doesn't wear a condom or some bitch doesn't wear a diaphram, and now all of the sudden, the rest of us have to change our lives because of their mistake and unwillingness to accept responsibility for their children.

      Are you suggesting that amazon.com is somebody's love child?

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  28. Like with television and movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parents should be responisble for what their children do. If they dont want them posting on the internet, then dont let them on. The gov should stop forcing companies to make up for parents lack of responsibility.

    1. Re:Like with television and movies... by valkraider · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Parents should be responsible indeed. Even when your kids shoot up their highschool. If parents (and yes, I *am* a parent) had to take responsibility for their kids actions, and that meant consequences for their kids actions, parents would pay a LOT more attention and be a LOT more involved.

  29. Re:Wouldn't answering the slashdot poll violate CI by Tralfamadorian · · Score: 1

    Half the people on this site sure do act as if they are. 50% of the people on this site will agree with me.

  30. Amazon is for everyone by DumbWhiteGuy777 · · Score: 2

    Check it out. If you read through some of the reviews, you'll see stuff like "I bought it for my 7 year old, but my 17 year old loves it too!"

    See? Amazon stuff is for everyone, so can blame them for selling to kids too?

  31. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by glitch! · · Score: 4, Funny

    One can ask for dob, but I don't see how you can validate it. How do you prove that the dob is not false.

    You can ask three questions (that adults can answer), just like at the beginning of Leisure Suite Larry :-)

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  32. Child privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    timothy molests little boys...

  33. It's a good thing... by Ryan+C. · · Score: 3, Insightful

    whenever bad laws get applied to entities with money. This is usually the only way the laws get struck down or narrowed by the courts.

    Why is this law bad? Because lawmakers can't seem to understand what can and can't be legislated. This is another law that makes about as much sense as the "evil bit" joke RFC. Just because it's a good idea to prevent something doesn't mean you can. It would be good to keep childern from playing in the streets as well, but you won't see millions spent on "you must be this tall to enter" signs.

    -Ryan C.

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    1. Re:It's a good thing... by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

      but you won't see millions spent on "you must be this tall to enter" signs.

      Just had this vision of usb wired height meters attached to pc's around the world. Before a site lets you access it, you have to measure how tall you are :)

    2. Re:It's a good thing... by beebware · · Score: 1

      But that'll be discriminating against PORGs (people of restrictive growth) and that'll be illegal.
      Ok, ok, instead of porgs put "those little funny dwarf people that you throw in pub games around Europe".

  34. on any street in america... by dAzED1 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The complaint provides an example of a review that was allegedly posted by an 11-year-old and contained the child's full name along with the child's home city and state.

    Come on...drive down a street, any street, and open a mailbox. You'll get the last name. Watch the house. You'll see if there are kids. If you listen, you'll hear the parents call out their kid's names.

    If someone is a pervert, being armed with a name and a city/state isn't going to make them do something. They're going to do something because they're a pervert, and they'll be able to get a name with no problem regardless. Come on.

    1. Re:on any street in america... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on...drive down a street, any street, and open a mailbox. You'll get the last name. Watch the house. You'll see if there are kids. If you listen, you'll hear the parents call out their kid's names.

      Not coincidentally, this kind of surveillance (let's call it what it really is, "stalking") can get you arrested in the real world. Why should the bar be set any lower online?

    2. Re:on any street in america... by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You'd have a point if the stalker was breaking into systems and actually, you know... committing a crime. But to make Amazon or Disney or anyone responsible for what a child posts online? Please. Next thing you know, they'll require your ISP's to track and monitor your kids email too...

      It's not a crime for me to open your mailbox (or is it, what if I want to leave you a letter?)... It absolutely is a crime to remove contents of said mailbox without your permission. Last I knew parking on the side of the street wasn't illegal. I do it all the time when I get the urge to write prose or take a photograph of something interesting... Hell, I even spend time sleeping in my car (mild narcolepsy). And how about those fools who put their NAMES on their mailboxes and front stoops?

      YOU let YOUR KID post on a public WEB-BOARD for the entire world to see (child abductors, rapists and terrorist recruiters galore). Do you really want a world of AOL Acceptable Use Police running the Internet?

      I'm just against regulation for regulation's sake, especially when it's really unenforceable.

      -Chris

  35. Tough by xaaronx · · Score: 0

    This is a tough call. Amazon does have the policy that those under 18 need parental permission to use their services, but it's not exactly prominently displayed. And technically they may seem to be on the wrong side of at least the letter of the law.

    On the other hand, I'm not sure how much more they could do and this seems to be a nasty ploy by the group opposing them. I'm not a big fan of Amazon, but I do think they are being unfairly targeted here.

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    1. Re:Tough by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      Amazon does have the policy that those under 18 need parental permission to use their services, but it's not exactly prominently displayed. And technically they may seem to be on the wrong side of at least the letter of the law.

      Right. They bury the information on their legalese page. Now what kid is going to look there? What adult is going to look there?

      The thing they are not doing is putting a big sign on the front page like the porn sites do that says "By clicking here I assert that I am 18 years of age or accompanied by an adult." And there is definitely no "Only adults beyond this point" or "Kids keep out" sign. So they obviously want kids to enter and think it would be bad for business to say otherwise.

      The thing they are not doing is putting a big sign on the front page like the porn sites do that says "By clicking here I assert that I am 18 years of age or accompanied by an adult." And there is definitely no "Only adults beyond this point" or "Kids keep out" sign. So they obviously want kids to enter and think it would be bad for business to say otherwise.

      But the point is that no one is complaining about who's browsing Amazon. They're complaining about the later marketing practices. Those things require a conscious decision to address a market that they themselves are claiming are not even shoppers. The poetry press release says "...leading online bookseller Amazon.com (NASDAQ: AMZN) is calling on all kids 12 and under ...", not "... calling on all parents of kids ...". The Harry Potter thing says "Twenty thousand magical candy ideas submitted by children from all over North America", not "...parents of children..." The clear belief is that they are interacting directly with children.

      On the other hand, I'm not sure how much more they could do and this seems to be a nasty ploy by the group opposing them. I'm not a big fan of Amazon, but I do think they are being unfairly targeted here.

      Unfairly targeted? There's a law that says they have to get a parent's consent. Have they even tried? Looks to me like no one is accusing them of doing a bad job--they are accusing them of not making any attempt at all.

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    2. Re:Tough by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      Actually the site or portion of their site has to be targeted toward children. Since those contests are old it is questionable that they are targeted toward children. Slashdot also could be considered in violation of COPPA, they do report about video games, and very young culture in general. In fact I would say there are a higher percentage of slashdot posters under the age of 13 than there are amazon posters. Just posting an e-mail address is a violation of COPPA.

    3. Re:Tough by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      Slashdot also could be considered in violation of COPPA

      And so you're saying we should give Amazon a pass or we should contact EPIC about Slashdot? (That's a serious question, btw, not just a rhetorical one. In the process of answering, I hope you'll include a justification of your answer, too, since that's the part I'm really curious about.)

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    4. Re:Tough by xaaronx · · Score: 0

      We're talking about posting on Amazon, not just reading it. Putting a large warning on the front page, especially when unnecessary, would NOT help their business. To post reviews on Amazon you have to go through some sort of registration, though I don't know the particulars. I'm sure you are required to state in that process that you are over 18 or have a parent's permission, which would put Amazon in the right. Anyone know how their registration works?

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    5. Re:Tough by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      EPIC wants big fish because Richard M. Smith wants to be in the news. Going after slashdot won't get him there. The problem with EPIC is that they go to the press before they contact the company in question. What will happen is Amazon will add an age check to their site (I would say that the "wishlist" is a very kid friendly and public potential issue maybe they can keep that to just the friends list). What should happen is that EPIC should work with the companies and the sites before going to the FTC.

    6. Re:Tough by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      What should happen is that EPIC should work with the companies and the sites before going to the FTC.

      (I should mention that I'm a strong believer in and a consistent financial supporter of EPIC, so perhaps I am biased in their favor.)

      Are you sure that if someone called up Amazon and told them they're in violation, they'd say "oh, we'll get on it right away?" These FTC rules against marketing to children are not a secret, and Amazon is not a tiny company. My personal guess, and as I said, I might be biased, is that they just shrug unless faced with a lawsuit. But, as I said, I could be wrong.

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    7. Re:Tough by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      We're talking about posting on Amazon, not just reading it. Putting a large warning on the front page, especially when unnecessary, would NOT help their business.

      Certainly. But their "defense" is that they are an adult site. This is simply not so. If they are an adult site, let them mention it in other than the legalese. If they are not, let them not defend their actions by saying they only expect adults there.

      If they want to filter registration only, or posting only, they can do so. And then they won't even have to claim that the whole site is adult-only. But I suspect the reason they have the adult-only restriction in the legalese is to avoid having to do issue-by-issue analysis of how each of their site's actions affects minors. And that's just not reasonable. Even a one-person business has to worry about such matters--at least Amazon can afford a proper legal staff and software staff to do this right. And they should.

      If they can't do it right, they should be in Congress saying "even a big company can't do this right" and trying to get the law changed. Not trying to claim there's nothing wrong with what they're doing.

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    8. Re:Tough by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      Considering that When you try to write a review on amazon along the top in bold size=4 font they say....

      Write Your Own Review
      Under 13? Use our Kid's Review Form.

      I think that EPIC's claims go too far.

  36. Being 13 Years Old.... by Tsali · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I find that nothing irritates my parents quite like posting my full name, age, and their credit card number to online retail sites.

    It is much more effective than disobeying, and the odds of them finding out about my disruptive behavior are next-to-none... plus I get a major website in trouble!

    Sincerely,

    Johnson Doe (555-55-5555)

    P.S. - Is 555-55-5555 a valid SSN? I hope not. I disavow all knowledge if there is a Johnson Doe with that SSN. You're on /. baby.

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    1. Re:Being 13 Years Old.... by Kredal · · Score: 3, Informative

      I dunno about all fives, but I use 888-88-8888 as a fake SSN. It's coded into some (maybe more than some) systems as "this person doesn't have an SSN". I dunno why all 8's, and not all 9's or 1's or something. *shrug*

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    2. Re:Being 13 Years Old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't "More than some" all?

    3. Re:Being 13 Years Old.... by Kredal · · Score: 1

      No, more than some could be "a lot" or "most" or "a vast majority" (:

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    4. Re:Being 13 Years Old.... by Eravau · · Score: 1
      I don't know if it's presently assigned to anyone, but it could be a valid Social Security number. According to this page, it would belong to someone who originally obtained their SSN while having a California mailing address. The only numbers that seem guaranteed to never be SSNs are any number beginning with "000".

      You can find out a little more information about Social Security numbers on this page on HowStuffWorks.

    5. Re:Being 13 Years Old.... by Tsali · · Score: 1

      Mod this comment up as +1 Informative.

      Thanks!

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  37. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by croddy · · Score: 1

    charge it $5 and then credit back $5.

  38. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and remind them that I have prior art.

  39. In the perfect sense of enforcement you can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A good option would be to make the parent filling out the consent form charge $10 toward a gift certificate they can spend however they like, but that would appear on the credit card statement as a charge to "Amazon child permission systems." Or some other such that would raise the red flag. Amazon could give away some cutesy little free games (like Frogapult) to entice the children to get their parents to bother signing them up.

    I'd also include (as suggested above) the option of letting the parent pre-screen the childs posts. Essentially, at the address selected they would receive a webform that looked like a meta-moderator box, with approve, and disapprove for all the child's pending entries, and a submit button at the bottom.

    This system would be imperfect of course, but the goal of making the parents the screeners is essential.

    When children are under 12, views of what is appropriate vary wildly. Where I wouldn't mind my (hypothetical) 12 year old talking about a problem s/he had with a Gameboy and how helpful they were at the Victorville Walmart in getting it replaced. Others might think this is just the clue that a predator would need to know the child is sufficiently local to be worth pursuing. It's all a judgement call, that no "Offical Amazon Screener" will be able to get right with sufficient perfection to adequately shield their company from the kind of liability that would ensue if a captured stalker/abductor tells 60 minutes that he used little children's posts to track them down.

    1. Re:In the perfect sense of enforcement you can't by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      I agree, good idea, its a good way of incentivising parents to act 'within the system'.

      Another option would be to sue (or seperate) any parents that let their children browse the web unsupervised... don't want to be old fashioned, but would you let your 10 year old child to read what they liked in an unrestricted bookstore? The parents would be seperated from their kids. And that's what the internet is (much as AOL may try to disagree). Any parents who view their children as impressionable but let them run amock on the internet should be locked up themselves.

      I have no sympathy with parents like this.

    2. Re:In the perfect sense of enforcement you can't by RocketRick · · Score: 1

      Uber Banker (655221) posted:

      Another option would be to sue (or seperate) any parents that let their children browse the web unsupervised... don't want to be old fashioned, but would you let your 10 year old child to read what they liked in an unrestricted bookstore? The parents would be seperated from their kids. And that's what the internet is (much as AOL may try to disagree). Any parents who view their children as impressionable but let them run amock on the internet should be locked up themselves.

      Absolutely. I think that children should be allowed to read anything that interests them. Nothing is healthier for a child than unrestricted intellectual curiousity.

      Of course, the really good parents are the ones that read with their children, and make sure they are available to answer questions and to suggest reading material that the kids might find interesting and challenging.

      You get what you reward.

      Treat your children like amoral imbeciles who need their hands held to prevent them from being "corrupted", and you'll end up raising amoral imbeciles who need their hands held to prevent them from being "corrupted".

      Treat them like intelligent, ethical adults, and you'll end up raising intelligent, ethical adults.

      Why is this so complicated for people to figure out?

      - Rick "Parental responsibility is unfashionable, I guess" Dickinson

    3. Re:In the perfect sense of enforcement you can't by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      Damn right, you expressed it really well.

    4. Re:In the perfect sense of enforcement you can't by RocketRick · · Score: 1

      Uber Banker wrote:

      Damn right, you expressed it really well.

      Interesting that you should say that, because I thought I was (for the most part) disagreeing with your position.

      My "Absolutely" was directed towards your question about whether I would allow children to read anything they wanted in an unrestricted bookstore. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I read your comment as implying you were against such a thing happening. I happen to be emphatically in favor of encouraging children to do exactly that.

      If we actually do agree, then please forgive me for misunderstanding your position.

      - Rick "Polite on /.? What's the world coming to?" Dickinson

    5. Re:In the perfect sense of enforcement you can't by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      I wasn't pro nor anti - the unrestircted bookstore is a favourite for ppl who suggest the internet and the real world are somewhat different.

      I don't have kids yet - but you seem to have a really good attitude to yours. I don't want to impose my opinions on others (including my future children), bravo for your actions.

      But what i applaud most of all is the attitude "if my kids want to do something, I'll give my attention and do it with them." If only more parents were like this.

  40. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by AssFace · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe I'm naive, but I have to ask, "How do you enforce this?"


    More importantly - why should I care?

    If Amazon had a "pedophile" section - that might bother me. Or if there were a chat room on Amazon where people might actually be able to interact with an unsupervised 12 year old... then I might see how that is bad.

    But if a kid is allowed to post up a review... I'm not seeing why the hell that matters - other than the review might suck. Even then, 12 is still pretty mature - 5 year olds... maybe even 7 year olds - but 12? Hell, that is middle school! Those are young adults.

    But the truth of the matter - if you really wanted to get Amazon to care about kids on the site - make it clear to them that you would have bought the product, but you didn't because you saw that a 12 year old reviewed the product and was *obviously* unsupervised - therefore you went and bought the product elsewhere.
    Then Amazon will have reason to care.
    Even then, I don't see why they should have to care why some people are just insanely uptight and apparently have a lot of free time on their hands.

    I would also think that a larger problem isn't the kids posting reviews, but actually buying crap.

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  41. Axis of Evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The list keeps growing.....

    Microsoft
    RIAA
    Adobe
    Real
    Apple / Quicktime
    AOL / Time Warner
    Google - See The Register
    EBay / PayPal
    Cisco
    Corporate America
    American Media - Evil news organization of the moment.
    GWB
    Cheyney
    Ashcroft
    Rumsfeld

    We're running out of Good Guys aren't we? Is Stallman still one the good guys list? I lost track...

  42. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Clockwurk · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, what were those three questions?

  43. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by rot26 · · Score: 1

    You can ask three questions (that adults can answer), just like at the beginning of Leisure Suite Larry :-)

    I was gonna mention that... it was a very cool feature fairly well implemented. (Probably tongue-in-cheek, but still effective.)

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  44. Children Shouldn't Be on the Internet Period by Jack+Comics · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe it's just me, but I've been on the Internet since 1994, and I've seen the ever amounting increase of spam, both porn and otherwise, and lovely porn pop-up ads. Now, I use Mozilla as my browser of choice, but my sister doesn't like it for some reason and is adamant on using Internet Explorer and all of its wonderful quirks. Quite a few times I've had to come over and shut down Internet Explorer 'cause my sister was being absolutely flooded with non-stop gay porn ads.

    Between the non-stop porn, the non-stop spam, and especially the mix of the two, I would never, I repeat *NEVER*, let any child of mine access the Internet under the age of 16. I don't care how much he/she/they would bitch and moan, they ain't getting on, it's just *that* simple.

    My cousins weren't allowed to watch television until they were 10 and I see that had a positive influence on them. I plan on following the set trend by my relatives and not allow my child(ren) (should I ever have any) to access the Internet, supervised or not. Just way too much crap out there. Supervising them can only do so much to protect them from stuff, the only foolproof method is to ban it altogether.

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    1. Re:Children Shouldn't Be on the Internet Period by RighteousFunby · · Score: 1
      Maybe it's just me, but I've been on the Internet since 1994, and I've seen the ever amounting increase of spam, both porn and otherwise, and lovely porn pop-up ads. Now, I use Mozilla as my browser of choice, but my sister doesn't like it for some reason and is adamant on using Internet Explorer and all of its wonderful quirks. Quite a few times I've had to come over and shut down Internet Explorer 'cause my sister was being absolutely flooded with non-stop gay porn ads.
      So? Get off that pile of crap Windows and use Linux. There are some great games on Linux, it's easier, free-er and nicer than Windblows. And Konqueror has popup blocking.
    2. Re:Children Shouldn't Be on the Internet Period by hcduvall · · Score: 1

      While in the main I agree with directing children away from the seductive internet and the time drain that tv is- the use of the internet, or anything, comes with basic customs that we as users learn to adapt to. I can find porn in the library if I want to. But you know what, I don't bump into it if I'm not looking for it.

      At a certain age, people ought to be mature enough to handle these things and subjects without supervision-I have no idea what that age is. I like to think it was before 16 for me...

      And I think you cousin wants to look at porn. No general use of the internet ever bombards me with pop-up ads, let along porn ones. I get chevy ads at best.

    3. Re:Children Shouldn't Be on the Internet Period by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Konquerors javascript support sucks.

      In my experiments working with a number of online SSL-based financial sites, the ONLY browser that worked 100% of the time on SuSE 7.2 was Mozilla 1.3.

      Konqueror just couldn't compete. They have a WAYS to go. But yes, the pop-up blocking is primo! :-)

      -Chris

    4. Re:Children Shouldn't Be on the Internet Period by NeoChichiri · · Score: 1

      The only effective thing that sheltering them from the Internet will do is to keep them from accessing it at home. Alot of schools have Internet Access these days, so they can always log in from there...or the library...or a friend's house. All that you do to "shield" them from the Internet is to make it seem like the Internet is a bad thing, so of course they will take any opportunity that they can to get on it. It will become more of a rebellion thing to get online when they're not supposed to be.

      If people are really that worried about their kids are being exposed to on the internet, install a parental control program, monitor their usage, and most importantly TEACH their kids about the dangers of the Internet. Almost every parent tells their kids never to talk to strangers, or to be careful when playing outside, but how many people really teach their kids that the same things apply to the Internet? And how many parents actually pay attention to what their kids are doing online? I definitely agree with the idea of people being more active in looking out for their own children instead of letting their kids do what they want and then going after someone else when something bad happens.

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    5. Re:Children Shouldn't Be on the Internet Period by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      Yeah... 16 is definitely too late. I've been browsing the web since I was 8 or 9, and "regularly" since I was 11. If I was the OP's son, then I would have been allowed to use the Internet for a whole fscking 10 days. Wow, like, 10 days. That would have seriously fscked my GCSE coursework, having to do it all at school. And I wouldn't have learned PHP/Perl/whatever. And what's wrong with a bit of porn? It never harmed me...

  45. "Amazon.com is not a site directed at children." by phantast · · Score: 1

    And I would say they are right. It is a site directed at adults who may or may not be interested in buying toys for kids.

  46. P0rn provides the answer by GQuon · · Score: 1
    but if a child find that putting in under 13 redirects them to disney.com what is to stop then just signing up again and changing their age?

    P0rn has many times been in the forefront of entertainment technology. Just do what they do.


    To enter this site you must aggree to these terms:
    1. Buying books and reading them is considered a healthy practice in my commuity.
    2. I do not reside in any country or state where reading is illegal.
    3. I am of the legal age in my country, or am accompanied by a parent or guardian.
    4. I am not litterary critic. I am not accessing this site with the intent to deride non-cannonical Star Wars Extended Universe or non-cannonical Babylon 5 books. Neither will I critisise the SAS Institute technology that recommends bad products to me, since I can just mark them as not interesting. Neither will I recomend "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex" instead of "Star Trek:Deep Space 9", no matter how tempting.
    5. I will indemnify Amazon.com of any liability incurred burning books or throwing them at people.
    6. Fill in blanks here


    After clicking "I agree", you have to enter a credit card number to get an AdultPass(TM)
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    1. Re:P0rn provides the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2. I do not reside in any country or state where reading is illegal.

      What about people in Alabama? Don't get count?

  47. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but then, whats the point of leting the child order anything at all? why not just get the adult to order for the child?

  48. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by rot26 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    there were actually more than three questions... they started out with stuff that only a baby boomer would know (like "what was richard nixon's dog's name?") and got progressively more current until your age range could be estimated.

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  49. The difference is... by zipwow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The difference is that there are likely (or at least potentially) people on any street in America.

    People who will see you opening the mailbox that isn't yours, people who will see you "watching the house". These aren't foolproof, but they're at least possible.

    Conversely, there isn't anyone watching you troll the Amazon boards looking for kids giving away information.

    To clarify: were you saying COPPA is a bad thing?

    -Zipwow

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    1. Re:The difference is... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
      you missed my point. If someone is a pervert, they're a pervert. Some kid posting their name and city isn't going to suddenly make some 40yr old guy a pervert - that guy was already one. Do you think the guy really cares what the kid's last name is, even? Just pull over, let the parent's call his name, then come back later and you know it. Or...whatever. Go to a place kids hang out (movies?) and listen to them talk for about 30 seconds.

      A freak is a freak. Knowing that there's someone named "Johny Smith" living in San Diego, CA, doesn't change that. I mean..they can almost assume. And what would they be armed with? A name and a city? Good lord...so what? Its a name and a city. In the smaller towns, people know each other anyway.

      My point is that its pointless to have a problem with something that silly. Having not reviewed COPPA, I won't give my opinion on it. I'm just giving an opinion on whether a name+city/state is dangerous :P

  50. not even worth discussion by dnaSpyDir · · Score: 1

    when i was a kid, (yes pre-internet era) if i wanted to order something through the mail out of the back of a comic or whatever. i sat down with one of my parents and got everything together (forms, envelope, stamp, and check). put it all together, and i would drop it in the mailbox. i was empowered, excited, and in just 6 to 8 weeks rewarded with the with my own mail. that is, i believe what parenting is (if a very small part).

    moral (there's always a moral): if your child posts private information on a web site (or on the side of a bridge with spray paint for that matter) place the blame where it belongs, on yourself.

    you want to protect your kids, you had better make sure you know where they are and what they're doing.

    i'll never understand why it is there are so many things people need to get educated about and get licensed or certified in before they can do them (by law), but any couple of pinheads with functioning genitalia can make a kid... even if they are kids themselves.

    1. Re:not even worth discussion by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Funny
      i'll never understand why it is there are so many things people need to get educated about and get licensed or certified in before they can do them (by law), but any couple of pinheads with functioning genitalia can make a kid... even if they are kids themselves.

      No shit?! Christ, you need a license just to fix a damn clogged toilet here in Massachusetts and a permit to build a fucking birdhouse, yet the 15 yo teeny bopper down the street can get knocked up by the entire football team and be a Parent-In-Waiting faster than you can say "Ooops the condom broke"...

      I have no answer other than mass sterilization and special egg/sperm breeders and lots of test-tube babies... A 5 year waiting period for a child-license, requiring a mandatory 2 year training course that requires carrying RFID-tagged potatoes around...

  51. Better investigate slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't check the age of the user either, and according to COPPA an e-mail address is enough private information to be violation.

  52. A system that works. by bluprint · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about we don't hold people (or companies) responsible for things they can't control? People lie. Kids lie. It is impossible for Amazon to prevent children from posting reviews (or doing anything else). Each parent should be responsible for their own kids' behavior. Not Amazon, McDonalds, Microsoft, Michael Jordan, or anyone else.

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  53. Where am I going with this? by ralico · · Score: 1

    Basically, I'm scratching at this as one of these unenforceable laws out there. These laws, while well meaning: you want to protect children, but as other posters here have mentioned, you really can't shore up minor negligent parenting by technology or laws. You can legislate and enforce abuse, certainly, but unenforceable "babysitter" laws are bad for everyone. Recall the v-chip?

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  54. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dont people take resposiblity for their kids anymore? seems like people want everything to made super easy for em at everyone elses expense/fun. if you cant keep an eye on your kid or are too lazy you shouldnt be a parent. why a license isnt required to be a parent is beyond me. so many morons and more keep coming....

  55. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Easy. You ask users for their date of birth, and then restrict features appropriately.

    Hahahahahahaa.....
    My god, man, are you trying to kill me, I laughed so hard at that I nearly had a heart attack.
    They tried this back in the day of the BBS, if you wanted to access an adult area, it asked you for your birthday. Guess how many tries it took me to figure that out and get around it. A 13 year old kid may be a bag of raging hormones, but he isn't stupid. As far as most BBS's were concerned I was born in the mid 60's, and had full access to their porn pics (sure, they were usually grainy, and not too many good ones in one place, but that was enough for a horny teenager.)

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  56. Amazon is right in this case by Beek · · Score: 1

    I mean, even their toys aren't targeted toward kids.

  57. The deal is... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those releases the submitter cited are for the parents. Just because something is about kids doesn't mean it's for kids. I'm quite sure the target audience for the diaper ads in Parents magazine doesn't include my infant son.

    But surely the submitter will go to heaven, for not only has he submitted a story about the abuses perpetuated on the common man by a large entity (Microsoft, Amazon, US government), he added his own attack to the submission. Well done, faithful servant. Perhaps you can also dig up some incriminating press releases at Microsoft. Better yet, attack the evil entities where it hurts...the wallet! Did you know that OSDN is "the No. 1 network for delivering visitors who have shopped for or purchased software online in the past 6 months"? Go get 'em tiger! Take down OSDN and then post your deeds here...errr...well...I'm sure we'll hear about them.

    Power to the people!

  58. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    It isnt about letting the child order anything. The child cant order anything.

    It's about sites setting up a "fill out this form and win a free pony" to get little kids who dont know any better to supply them with all their personal data so they can do all the evil things people do with your personal data once they get it.

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  59. Re:FUCK AMAZON!! by Rick.C · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Uhh.. was that a troll?

    Or did you get your dick caught in the veg-a-matic again?

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  60. Um....amazon.com does not target children... by pulse2600 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By saying a business is targeting children as a market, you are saying that:

    1)The business is expecting children to go to the location of that business,

    or

    2)Go where that business's product is located,

    and

    3)Purchase that product or service in response to their advertising campaign.

    Now tell me: How many 10 year olds have credit cards? Amazon targets the people who are legally able to have their own credit card - ADULTS! Ok maybe 15-17 year olds get copies in their parents' names, but still...

    And in response to this quote:
    "The fact is that parents give their kids the means to pay for things. When a parent does that, they're in effect giving their consent to their child interacting with a Web site."

    This is absolute bullshit. Posession of a credit card has nothing to do with the act of using a website. By applying that quote to ALL websites, does it then imply that parents are giving consent to their children to use pr0n sites simply because they gave their kids their credit card info? If that's the case, then those parents should be the ones accused of endangering children, not Amazon. But let's put that aside for a moment, because that is just a hypothetical.

    I don't need a credit card to post to most blogs, message boards, or guest books - which is basically what Amazon's customer review feature is. If this is truly about children giving out personal information, any 6 year old that knows his/her name and address can do the same thing anywhere else.

    This is simply another case of parents wanting society to raise their children for them.

  61. Whitespace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6. Fill in blanks here
    I could. but the lameness filter and the limits on HTML codes are to hard to get around.

  62. Jacque Chirac the interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jacques Chirac, like most politicians, is far uglier in person than he is in photographs. For one thing, there's the matter of his bluntly-cut toupee, which tilts noticeably from side to side as he shifts in his chair. For another, there are Chirac's teeth, which are so badly stained they seem to be carved from a pile of dogshit. Never mind his unpleasant habit of hacking up massive gobs of phlegm, which he then expectorates into the Persian carpet at his visitor's feet. Nor his vile insistance on picking a large bloody booger out of his left nostril and placing it in his mouth, chewing contently on the noxious nugget of nose-dirt.

  63. Hey mom, dad! by Jimithing+DMB · · Score: 1

    What year did richard Nixon become president?

    Cool, thanks.. Hey, what was his dog's name?

    Great, thanks ma!

    :-)

  64. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

    But as soon as you reply, the website has disolved itself of responsibility - the website can no longer be prosecuted.

    Sadly, the legal position is more important than the moral one.

  65. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by KilerCris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree, with one addition. The adult "releases" the information.

    No, it is the parents job to protect their children, not the rest of the world's. If a parent is going to sit a child in front of a computer and give them internet access that they can't trust to use responcibly, than anything that happens is the parents own fault and only the parents fault, not the website that the kid wondered onto that doesn't even have a solid way of knowing the age of the user.

  66. Re:Wouldn't answering the slashdot poll violate CI by mrtroy · · Score: 1

    Yes! you are eleventeen!

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  67. I love this rule... by acq3 · · Score: 1

    Some website what's information before they'll give you something?

    Say you are 12. Boom! no more questions.

  68. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by secolactico · · Score: 1

    How do you prove that the dob is not false.

    Easy. Do what porn sites do: ask for a credit card info. If it's valid, then you are of appropiate age. Rest assured, the information will only be used for verification purposes and no charges will be made. (* insert pop-up ad to totally unrelated site here *)

    This post is listed in Top 100 Adult Sites. Click here to vote for this post.

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  69. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by KilerCris · · Score: 1

    And then what happens when the kid types those questions into google?

  70. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this shit is funny. we know you all have pedophile fantasies. otherwise you wouldnt watch anime.

  71. USSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. America has really gone crazy. Those terrorists who the rest of the world has been living with quite sanely for centuries really got what what they wanted - a nation in fear of everything.

    i am a 30-year old UK resident. just over a year ago i aspired to move to the USA but now you can keep your country 'cos its rotting from the top down.

    1. Re:USSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, fear is what causes stupid people to make stupid laws.... right... i'm just curious, do people still get raided over pr0n that shows penitration on yer side of the pond? i know that was illegal until at least the first half of the 1990's. the news was usually ripe with some poor bloke getting halled away for distribution of illegal vids.

      do ME a favor and stay in the U.K.A.

    2. Re:USSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, i think you made that up.

    3. Re:USSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GORE BLIMEY!

      Great call mate!

      One lump or two?

  72. Update on the selling of babies by GQuon · · Score: 1

    They don't just sell babies, they sell mothers too:

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  73. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Alidar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What?! that $1000 computer I bought can't even babysit?! What's the point!

    Seriously, I've thought this ever since people were upset kids were watching too much violence on TV or in computer games or seeing porn on the Internet. It's not technology's job to keep children safe (I guess when there are cyborgs having children it might be a different story...)

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  74. Re:FUCK AMAZON!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like a clear case of homophobia induced by fear of latent homosexuality. Give him a big shot of Xanax, nurse.

  75. I'm always a kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Whenever I register online, I check the "under 13" box so I don't have to fill in the rest of the crap.

  76. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by hesiod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before trying to summarize the article, try reading it. It is NOT about Amazon getting the Child's information, it is about the stupid-assed kids who post their personal address in REVIEWS OF PRODUCTS. If a kid is smart enough to post reviews, but dumb enough to put his friggin address there, maybe natural selection will kick in and do it's job (with the help of some psycho-maniacs, of course).

  77. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > Easy. Do what porn sites do: ask for a credit card info

    And if I don't feel like being assraped by a bank -- and every other fucker that the bank sells my info to -- I can't do anything. What, you don't have a credit card? You must be a criminal. Or a kid.

    I don't currently have a credit card, and don't ever want one again, but just because every other stupid ass in the world has one, it makes my life 100X more difficult. I hate all of you! (unless you are without credit)

  78. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by SteveDob · · Score: 1

    > How do you prove that the dob is not false.

    Honestly, I'm not, but you're really gonna have to just trust me on that one.

  79. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > But as soon as you reply, the website has dissolved itself of responsibility

    I highly doubt that would stand up if something truly dangerous happened. Never underestimate stupidity.

  80. Kids don't have Credit Cards!! by theraccoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what was the deal with those Amazon Press Releases for the Harry Potter Magical Candy Contest For Children Ages 6 to 13...

    The site is not targeted at children, simply because children do not have credit cards!! These press releases are targeted at the adults to purchase these neat toys for their kids. Duh!

    What is it with /.ers hating Amazon? I shop Amazon on a daily basis, and think of them as the greatest web page ever created. Whatever you've got against them, get over it. It's getting kind of old.

    1. Re:Kids don't have Credit Cards!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I shop Amazon on a daily basis

      Could you please send me some of your huge stockpile of cash? Thank you.

    2. Re:Kids don't have Credit Cards!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always like Amazon, but ever since they sent out free 2 cent stamps when the postage changed I've been a completely dedicated shopper there. Its so easy, ten freaking cents spent considerately on a customer and you've got them hooked for life.

    3. Re:Kids don't have Credit Cards!! by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      What is it with /.ers hating Amazon? I shop Amazon on a daily basis, and think of them as the greatest web page ever created. Whatever you've got against them, get over it. It's getting kind of old.

      So Bezos could be a demon lord trying to open a gate to hell, but you shop there and like it, so it's all good? One of the big problems with capitalism, right there; people don't really give a damn, as long as they can get cheap product.

  81. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Seriously, I've thought this ever since people were upset kids were watching too much violence on TV or in computer games or seeing porn on the Internet. It's not technology's job to keep children safe...

    Speaking as a parent, I agree with you, but there's something you need to consider. A parent cannot look over their child's shoulder during every waking hour. That's why parents want technology to help them. For instance, the ability to block certain channels or certain content (by rating) on TV. This prevents parents from having to sit in the room while their child is watching TV to make sure they don't change the channel to something inappropriate. For computer games, many parents just want stores to avoid selling games with certain ratings to children. With the internet, some parents want content filtering systems that help control what their child has access to. Everything I've mentioned is already available because parents have asked for it. So in that respect, technology CAN play a role in keeping children safe.

    Having said that, I feel that (based on the article) Amazon is not really in the wrong. They actively attempt to protect children by removing personal information. If they are going to be required to do some sort of credit card lookup before letting people post reviews, etc, then we'd all better look out for the ripple effect. I like Slashdot, but I sure as heck am not going to provide my credit card number just so I can type this post.

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  82. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by fermion · · Score: 1
    I pretty much agree with you, but I wonder if there are some subtleties to this that makes it an important case.

    First, the COPA, like many laws for the internet, is even a more reactionary law written by legislators who have to balance an ignorance with issues, a constituency that wants action, and corporations who want profit irregardless of social consequences. These forces result in imperfect legislation. Though it hard to fault Amazon and others for having difficulty following these laws, one wonders if the difficulties were not included by design to make.

    Second, skipping to the end of the comments, it is absolutely horrible to use the TV or the Internet as a babysitter. OTOH, kids do and should be able to use both, but can't due to negative ancillary content. For example,, there are shows on TV that kids should be able to watch, but can't due to the advertising. A few years ago, in order to make certain kids shows more palatable to parents, Disney promised not to advertise movie that were not suitable for kids. Although they did keep to the letter of the promise, they did advertise toys for those movies. After all, it is one thing to lose money on a demographic that you are not even legally supposed to target, but it is quite another thing to not teach children that their purpose in life is to consume small unnecessary plastic objects.

    This relates to the internet as follows. Web Sites want people to register. They want personal information, they want demographics, they want money. They want children to register not only because children are a key demographic, but also because they want these children to be grow up into adults that are comfortable giving personal information to any fly by night web site. If these children have to ask their parents about registering, then the odd parent might give the child a lecture about the dangers of passing personal information to strangers, and, to the detriment of free enterprise, the child might develop a sense of privacy.

    So, due to the fact that most sites want to collect a lot of informaion about the users, there are few sites that are actually safe for children. They could be made safe by just enforcing some common sense rules. For instance, your idea of credit card verification for Amazon use would actually make a lot sense. Amazon is in the business of selling stuff, and therefore should want to maximize the number of actual adults on their site that can actually buy stuff. Such a system would nto affect the browsers, andlikely create better content and reduce the possibility of review stuffing.

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  83. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by MasterSLATE · · Score: 1

    I understand your point of view, but many parents - especially those who don't purchase much online - don't trust the internet for secure commerce. I know that this involves amazon.com, but even if "little Petey" is entering a free contest on amazon, his parents might be ok with that, but not with giving their credit card info. Perhaps they don't shop online.

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  84. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by moncyb · · Score: 1

    Assuming you're not joking, I see three problems with this:

    1. Kids will just "borrow" their parent's CC, and it won't do much to stop them
    2. If the person/company operating the site is "unsavory", they will find a way to charge you money. Often without your knowledge. Either by putting something in the small print, or just charging the money and hope you don't notice. This has happened with quite a few "age verification" services.
    3. The large amount of CC info floating around will most certainly enable more CC fraud.

    I don't want to give away my CC# to every site on the internet and risk losing money, just so some irresponsible parents don't have to do their job.

  85. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    Except that those questions are now dated. Most 20-somethings today have difficulty answering those questions because they were in their early teens when the game (and the questions) came out.

  86. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by orangesquid · · Score: 1

    12? Man.... I was BBS'ing at 8, and I already knew that I shouldn't be giving out too much info, especially not to creepy people acting over-friendly.

    An option could be to require sites that allow children to submit information to have that information moderated by some sort of government committee approved moderator with some special license/certification.

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  87. site for parents, not kids- credit card required by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    So what was the deal with those Amazon Press Releases for the Harry Potter Magical Candy Contest For Children Ages 6 to 13, Toy Quest Toy Design Contest For Kids 12 And Under, and the Be a Poet Contest For All Kids 12 and Under?

    They're for PARENTS. The only people who can use Amazon are people with CREDIT CARDS, and that rules out most anybody even close to being protected by COPPA.

  88. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by justzisguy · · Score: 1

    That's what the little check box on all those web sites is for. Now that I think about it, those under 18 can't even enter into legal agreements (isn't that what the check box represents?), so a 12 year old child can check the box, lying and incur no penalty when he or she lied, since the contract is null and void.

  89. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL...A vibrating broomstick.

  90. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by elmegil · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A parent cannot look over their child's shoulder during every waking hour.

    A parent can work to instill their values in the child to the point where they do not NEED to look over their child's shoulder every waking hour. My parents managed quite well, and I didn't stray very far from what they taught me until I was in college and adult enough to make my own choices. I hope that I can do as well with my son.

    I have little sympathy for the point of view that as a parent you don't want to spend your time watching TV with your children, you don't want to be around when they're surfing the net, etc. There are plenty of simple straightforward ways to be present enough to reinforce your values with your children (computers and TVs go only in the public areas of the house, for one big example). If you think your child needs a nanny to make sure they're where they belong, then you better be that nanny, or hire someone who can be one, instead of fooling yourself that they aren't going to be smart enough to foil whatever technological blocks you put in their way.

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  91. Godwin! Godwin! by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    I never thought I'd see his Law invoked in a discussion of online bookselling...

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  92. Anything starting with 8 or 9 is invalid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://policy.ssa.gov/poms.nsf/36f3b2ee954f0075852 568c100630558/ed1c5274f1bc8a9f85256ce2006a1858?Ope nDocument=

    1. Re:Anything starting with 8 or 9 is invalid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May be invalid for the SSA, but they are used a lot. When I went to college, foreign students were routinely issued a "SSN" that started with 9, that they used on all their course work, forms, etc.

  93. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    That's why parents want technology to help them. For instance, the ability to block certain channels or certain content (by rating) on TV. This prevents parents from having to sit in the room while their child is watching TV to make sure they don't change the channel to something inappropriate.

    Speaking as a non-parent, I'll wager that your channel lockout feature does little to protect your kids against violent imagery. The reason is that violence in video games is fairly harmless, because kids are fairly good at seeing things in context. The thing that you have to watch out for is the news. It doesn't put violence in much context that a kid can understand, and it potrays things as real (they are, just not very common). This makes the kid think that the bad things he sees are happening somewhere close to him, instead of Iraq or Syria.

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  94. Children need the internet by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    OK, maybe not like they need food and love but like it or not, the internet is part of modern western society and blockading your kids from it is unwise. For starters there's a good chance they'll HAVE to use it for school, in which case they'll just have to use it _at_ school, whether you like it or not. On a more general note, it's a wonderful source of diverse and fascinating information, and the sooner your kids learn to use it effectively (eg. learn to filter the crap and cross-check the facts), the more they will get out of it. Banning them from it smacks of laziness, to be honest - you wouldn't make them stay indoors all the time because it's easier to keep track of where they are, would you?

    Oh, and as a long time internet user, I've NEVER encountered porn unless I was looking for porn. Except one time when I was looking for warez, and trust me, if your kids are _looking for_ warez and porn on the internet, that's a whole other kettle of fish you'll have to talk to them about. But keeping them away from www.nationalgeographic.com won't help.

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    1. Re:Children need the internet by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      I've NEVER encountered porn unless I was looking for porn.

      What? I take it you've never done much research with a search engine, then. There are plenty of sites that make a living by fooling google and the other search engines into ranking them high in the search results, and giving you a page full of pornographic pop-ups and banner ads. (I was trying to find something just a couple days ago, and a good 50% of the google search results were gibberish of that nature.)

      The other thing which you mentioned (and dismissed) is that the warez and porn communities are strongly intertwined. However, most commonly warez means games, and what kids don't search the internet for games? I know that my youngest siblings (aged 7 and 11) have both run into porn accidently.

      Banning the internet won't help, but neither will turning a blind eye to the problem. It most certainly is possible and even likely for kids to find porn accidently; that should be prevented.

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  95. wtf by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    didn't the entire "taking responsibility for the rest of the family's actions" thing kind of phase out somewhere in the past 200 years or so??? why do you see this as such a good thing?

    why should parents have to be responsible for their children? parents main goal is to ensure that thier children are surviving and can either adapt to the world arond them or are strong enough to survive in a world not yet adapted to : the job of parents is not to "adjust their children to fit in with society," lest they be held accountable for such rebellious actions...this would be not only against evolution[and thus doomed to failure of your genepool]...

    parents should be responsible to the extent that they are directly involved. if they are in no way involved with something...they shouldn't be responsible[ie, if i start burning & pillaging small towns, my parents should not be held responsible...etc ]. unless you are going to draw a line in the sand somewhere and tell me that there is a definite age when "kids" are "adults" and their parents are no longer responsible for them... but even with this...the kids would be a lot better off if they were responsible. imagine! you, as a kid, go out, and break some corporate...say macdonalds...windows with bricks. you are going to have to pay for those windows, as you are obviously not yet able to flee the country. this act of paying will give you a clear idea [whatever it may be] of how the world works[that it isn't a freeride, someone somewhere has to pay for broken things, its a lot of effort to do anything big, fun will bite you in the end...and of course the golden rule: don't get caught], etc. either way whether you in the future would throw bricks or not --- this would have an effect on this descision[unlss you were too intoxicated to remember...]

    parents should defend thier children, and give them the tools to survive, adapt, or overcome. nothing more, nothing less.

    nevermind that but it's way to strong. my great grandfather appears to have denounced his family. my grandfather i think had issues with him. my dad was a hippy[ie not exactly got along well with his 'square' parents] and then theres me, some sort of cyberpunk-too-late-freak-beyond-words that for years just didn't get along with my family. do you think it's genetics, perhaps, that no one, in generations on my male side of my family has been able to get along with their parents???? i think it could be. this would mean that it is possible that *nothing* my parents could do[short of a [late]abortion] could prevent me from doing whatever it is that i'm going to do, whether this be murder, selling drugs, mass genocide or ripping mp3z. they should not be held responsible for something they have no control of[and havn't for some time]. it'd be different if i were ripping mp3z with a family computer or something but this isn't exactly what your implying, i think...

    and while i do think that parents should be more involved , generally, with their children, i think there is a limit somewhere...and this sort of thinking would push most parents far beyond this limit to the sort of 'grounded for life, chastity belt and all... you aren't leaving this basement until you are 35, and your not having sex until your 40' sort of thinking that i'm afraid will ruin many more young men and women to come...

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    1. Re:wtf by valkraider · · Score: 1

      I agree with you to some extent. I think the actual crux of the matter is figuring out what IS the "magical age". I do think 18 is a bit old. But the simple fact is - while you cannot really change a teenager, you CAN "build a better teenager" by being more involved all through the earlier ages.

      I am not talking about ruling with an iron fist. I am talking about being INVOLVED. If you are truly involved, and share your life with your kids and let THEM blossom WITH you (I learn more from my kids than they do from me I think). All of the damage is really done before the kid is 10. Maybe sooner.

      So if parents were ACTUALLY RESPONSIBLE for kids actions until they are 16 or so, then it would be that much more incentive to work hard in the early years.

      I don't have a formula. All I know is, be there for the kids. Don't babysit with a TV. Answer questions truthfully - don't underestimate kids ability to understand. Don't hide "life" from your kids in the name of "protecting" them. Let them have a personality - but always be a part of it.

      Who knows. It might not work, and in a few years *my* kids are the problem. All I know is that too many people don't put enough time and effort into being there for their kids.

      Then again I could be wrong. This *is* just /. afterall.

  96. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by psiphiorg · · Score: 1

    That doesn't always work. When I was a kid, an older person once tried to show me how the age protection thing on LSL worked... when the questions popped up, I knew the answers to all of them when the person I was with didn't know two of them. Certainly not foolproof if a younger person just happens to know the answer to the particular trivia question asked.

    davidh

  97. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

    "I was gonna mention that... it was a very cool feature fairly well implemented. (Probably tongue-in-cheek, but still effective.)"

    Not really... Whenever I wanted to play it, I'd just get my dad to answer the questions for me :-)

    My dad never told me the objective, though. I realized it at about the same time as I started understanding what's so funny about finding virgins in St. Mary's girl school...

    I also used to get my dad to type "Press don't push button" in SQ1, because I couldn't type fast enough and Roger would land safely.

    Man, that was funny at the time... They don't make my sense of humor like they used to.

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  98. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Omestes · · Score: 1

    As much as I hate to quote Americas favorite ex-first-lady; "It takes a whole village to raise a child." (which I think she was quoting from someone else)

    This is a very true quote. It is society as whole's responcibility to do whatever they can to look out for the children. This means EVERYONE has to look out for EVERYONE ELSE's children, for the good of society. Children are the future, not just the genetic future of the parents, but the future of all of America.

    So, as a member of American society, Amazon, and all other entities (private or no) are obligated to do what they can to protect children.

    IMNSHO those who feel that the protection of children lie ONLY on the parents, are guilty of some of the greatest egotism possible.

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  99. UPDATE: AMAZON.COM PULLS CHILDREN'S ID FEATURES by theodp · · Score: 1

    Ad Age: A day after consumer groups accused Amazon.com of violating federal children's privacy laws, the company announced it has removed children's identifying information from its Web sites. Amazon said it never intended to disclose the information, and that the children who were identified online had bypassed steps intended to list their comments anonymously. The children, who are 13 and younger, had revealed their e-mail and home addresses in reviewing toys on the online retailer's toy-shopping channel. "The information was information supplied at the instigation of children," said Bill Curry, a company spokesman...

  100. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by ArsonPanda · · Score: 1

    and I didn't stray very far from what they taught me until I was in college

    And then what, you became an alcoholic, crack snorting soddomite?

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  101. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Belgand · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Part of the problem is making those restrictions apply well beyond reasonable bounds because parents don't want to have to watch their children all the time. As a result a 16 year-old can drive and have sex (in most states) but cannot: buy an "M" rated videogame, watch an "R" or "NC-17" rated film, purchase pornography or most sexual devices. It's all too common to set age restrictions on minors designed to protect them, but go overboard on them.

    Likewise as much as parents want to protect and benefit their children it is only right and acceptable for them to go so far. Minors have absolutely no political power, but frequently things are done to them "for their own good". At a certain point parents don't have the right to control their children even if they are below the age of majority.

  102. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by samhalliday · · Score: 1
    Leisure Suit Larry Questions and Answers

    sorry, couldnt find a page which had all the optional answers... anybody?

  103. Is the original submitter a total moron? by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    Does he/she/it really think that Amazon solicits purchases directly from 6 year olds? I mean, who buys their toys...? Their parents. For Christ's sake...

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    1. Re:Is the original submitter a total moron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A trolling I will go, a trolling I will go
      Moderators are pussbuckets, so they will mod me down!

      FLAMEBAIT says:
      In todays world where there is hardly any real parenting left or done, the kids do buy the toys through repeated pestering of the parents. Because they see it advertised to them on a site that just might pop up on a kid searching for kiddie games and kiddie things to do, or Cowboy Neal's email address. So even though the parents go through the motions to MAKE the purchase who directly INFLUENCED that purchase to be made?

      Touche!

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  104. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by secolactico · · Score: 1

    Assuming you're not joking

    ...there go my aspirations as a stand up comedian... ;-)

    Kids will just "borrow" their parent's CC, and it won't do much to stop them

    Yup, and those parents will have bigger problems that privacy concerns.

    If the person/company operating the site is "unsavory", they will find a way to charge you money. Often without your knowledge

    Just like them Nigerian scam emails. Always distrust by default. There are several age verification systems in the Internet. A site that claims to use your cc for that purpose is most likely up to no good.

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  105. Leisure Suit Larry Questions and Answers by pogosity · · Score: 1

    Funny this, they are available at Al Lowe's own site.

  106. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by elmegil · · Score: 1

    I stopped going to church, I experimented with drugs and alcohol but didn't kill myself or anyone else, I had more sex than I otherwise would have, though in retrospect not as much as I could have. Why does it matter? The point is, it is possible as a parent, even as two working parents (as mine were), to instill your values into your child sufficiently to help them protect themselves against the things you feel they should be protected against. It takes work to accomplish, no questions and not to lessen the effort, but it's not the impossibility "without government assistance" that many seem to want to act like it is. It's only impossible if you treat your kids like a part-time job.

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  107. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by RabidOverYou · · Score: 1

    I'm always hoping natural selection will do its job on those who can't spell "its". Unfortunately, you dolts breed like rabbits.

  108. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by computer_redneck · · Score: 0

    A parent cannot look over their child's shoulder during every waking hour.

    When I was a lad of 15 I would take out my dates to movie theatres near whoevers home was closest and unoccupied. We would go in. Pay for the tickets and leave about 5-10 minutes later and go to the empty house. We would then do things that our parents would have been absolutely mortified over. Such as sex. Now at age 36 I know that my kids may do this. Even if you think they are doing the right things like movies they may not be and as stated cannot be watched all the time.

    A parent has to educate a child and give them the facts and the negative issues involved and then hope for the best when the child is not in their sphere of control. The government should not be required to take away the personal responsibility of a parent to raise their child.

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  109. Fuck the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we don't want ya here anyway ya limey lobsterback tea sippin bloody pansie

    now off with ya and shove ya finger up ya bum old bean!

  110. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by Tarpan · · Score: 1

    Yes and that sucked for us that are not americans. I doubt that most of the adults here (sweden) could answer it correctly, but luckily there was a cheat (ctrl-x?) :)

  111. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

    A parent can work to instill their values in the child to the point where they do not NEED to look over their child's shoulder every waking hour

    You are right of course but you are also letting your ideology get ahead of your common sense. There is no reason why parents should be forbidden aids that help them manage the technologies they and their children use. I may leave my 7 year old watching "Liberty Kids" on PBS while making diner - but he also knows how to change the channel and likes to think of himself as a "big boy" that can watch the "scary" (violent) shows - Of course watching some of those "scary" shows not only undermines the values I was trying to teach but also leads to a miserable night of dealing with nightmares. You realize how jaded we are to images of violence when you see an innocent react to those same images. You and I see an actor pretending to get killed, we have a very firm grasp that it is "all pretend"... to my son it is MUCH more real. I wouldn't want my child to see a real murder, I don't see why letting him watch Zoom by necessity involves the risk that with the push of one button he could watch a convincing recreation of one. I don't see why *my* using a technological aid to guard against that risk is somehow a violation of *your* rights.

  112. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

    I have no children. Why is it my responsibility to help raise someone else's snot-nosed little brats. When I have children, it will be my responsibility, and that of their mother, to raise them, and no one else's.

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  113. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    A parent can work to instill their values in the child to the point where they do not NEED to look over their child's shoulder every waking hour.

    I'm not talking about a child old enough to be good at making decisions. I'm talking about a child who's still young enough that they can't even decide what they want for breakfast. My three year old can use the remote control to change channels, but I don't necessarily want him changing the channel and watching the scary parts of "The Mummy" while I'm in the bathroom. I enjoy spending time with him during the day but not all night while he's screaming from nightmares.

    I have little sympathy for the point of view that as a parent you don't want to spend your time watching TV with your children, you don't want to be around when they're surfing the net, etc.

    I very much resent the assumption you've made about how much time I spend with my children, as you know very little about me or my family. My wife and I spend tons of time with our kids, and quite frankly there is very little TV involved. However, there are times when we have to leave the room for five minutes to do something. It's also healthy for the child to be left to make his/her own decisions within a controlled environment.

    ...instead of fooling yourself that they aren't going to be smart enough to foil whatever technological blocks you put in their way.

    When my children are old enough to defeat whatever technological blocks there are, it's time to stop using them. At that point, we have to hope that the values and good judgement we have taught have been well-learned.

    You made a point that you feel your parents did a good job of instilling values in you. Unfortunately, your immediate criticism of my habits without any knowledge of the details doesn't seem to support that. Perhaps you were speaking "in general" about parents who don't want to spend time with their children, and I shouldn't have taken what you said personally. If so, I agree wholeheartedly. If you don't want to spend time with your kids, don't bother having them in the first place.

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  114. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by elmegil · · Score: 1
    There is no reason why parents should be forbidden aids that help them manage the technologies they and their children use.

    Perhaps you need to review what I've said and point out where I said that parents should be forbidden such aids, instead of assuming that you can infer my "ideology" through one or two short posts to slashdot.

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  115. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by elmegil · · Score: 1

    Yes, I was speaking about parents in general. My apologies for not making that clearer. I do honestly think that if you need to worry about your kid flipping the channel to The Mummy, perhaps you ought not leave the remote there for him to grab while you go to the bathroom.

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  116. Gifts from strangers by xlilacx · · Score: 1

    A while ago, I remember seeing some news specials about teen and preteen girls who get strangers to buy them gifts from their public Amazon wish-lists. There was also an article about it on Salon Candy From Strangers . I don't think Amazon is targeting underage girls to do this, but those girls have sure figured out how to exploit it. I wonder if giving users the ability to send presents to kids, if the kids' names and addresses are hidden violates a security policy. Its kind of scary.

  117. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you need to review what I've said and point out where I said that parents should be forbidden such aids

    Then what was the point of your post? The original poster was essentially agreeing that the parents not technologies job to protect their children but also thought it would be nice if tools were available that helped the parent out. Your response was that you had "no sympathy" with a parent who doesn't "want to spend your time watching TV with your children" a fine sentiment but one already addressed by the original post. If it is your opinion that such parental controls are OK but no substitute for parental involvement you could have said so and from what I read the original poster would have agreed wholeheartedly. Instead you merely reiterated the point he made in the first sentance as though it was a criticism of his position.

    I will grant you that you may think such technological aids are unnecessary and a bad idea without wanting to limit a parents access to them - I was inferring a position you did not state. In my defense the argument you make is usually made in this forum by those opposing the addition of such parental controls to TV or computers because of overinflated fears of "censorship". Although you were making the first point in this common argument it was unfair of me to assume that you would go on to make the second point (that we should oppose the addition of such parental controls whenever and wherever they are proposed). The vehemence of your (IMO unfair) criticism of the post you were replying to led me (unfairly as well) to assume it was motivated by that ideologically inflated fear of "censorship."

  118. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by elmegil · · Score: 1

    I object to federal legislation that mandates that all libraries have to have stupid useless filtering software, that mandates that v chips must be installed in every TV, etc. What set me off was the commonly bandied about "A parent can't spend every waking moment over his child's shoulder" which is used to justify all manner of government nannyism. Whether GreyPoopon intended it that way or not, that is the most invidious means of the "it's for the children" crowd to take my rights away, both as an individual myself and as a parent. I do not have any objection to such capabilities being offered as an option, or, for the library example, if a given community wants to use them, but please spare me the stuff about not being able to be your kids' constant overseer; that doesn't justify federal involvement in any of these issues.

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  119. Re:I hate it when I'm not rooting for the underdog by hesiod · · Score: 1

    and I'm hoping natural selection takes out assholes like you who think correcting grammar is a valid rebuttal. I accidentally put an apostrophe once, oh my fucking god the world is going to end! Are you going to sue me because that was a runon sentence? get a fucking life.

  120. Right on by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    i hope your kids prosper. it would make the world a better place :D.
    in the meanwhile i'm sorta agreeing - except on one point.
    a lot of people, specifically in the psychology feilds tend to view the damage done in the first 10 years of life to the potential-to-grow or whatever more or less complete. i dissagree. while trends tend to be reinforced unless counteracted, it is to me very feasible that one could, from 8-16 completely change a kid around[to something, not necessarily something better] from where the kid came from. and then after that, ditto 16-24. it'd like to further highlight the : this may or may not be a positive change : should there even *Be* a positive out there, but either way i think half a life of X whatever X is can completely undo everything...if met with enough force. ..etc sorry ifthis is choppy this is my first slashdot post from my newlyl installed first-time-in-use-linux :D

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