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An anonymous reader sends in Monitor Man: "Monitor Man is the latest idea in Japan for advertising at sports matches. Seems to be quite popular with the kids, anyway... siliconshock writes "Here is a torrent link to a 10 year old educational video from the SPA (Software Publisher's Association), which tells kids not to 'copy that floppy'. The video contains oldskool screen shots from "Oregon Trail", "Tetris" and other games of the era. The best part is the rapper who is singing and dancing to a great anti-piracy song. Here is more info. The file is 16mb, and in case you were worried about this file being copyrighted.... 'The Software Publishers Association gives you permission to copy this video for the non-profit purpose of promoting the ethical and legal use of software.'" And [vmlinuz] writes "After recently hearing a few different versions of RMS's legendary Free Software Song, I decided to do my own version, considerably heavier. You can get it in MP3 and OGG format."

236 comments

  1. Dumbest Link ever? by spacefight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linking an MP3/OGG File on /. beats everything up till now ;-)

    1. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by Worminater · · Score: 2

      maybe someone seed the mp3/oggs? Not sure how long that server will last:-p

    2. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by Worminater · · Score: 1

      and by seed i mean .torrent of course

    3. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

      Yeah... And me seeing 0 of 1 comments and thought maybe I could put up a gigabit mirror (should've lasted at leats 5 minutes, though it's shared and my ISP would hate me).

      But noo... Connection timed out. *Sigh*

    4. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it's his open source business model?

      1: Write free songs.
      2: ?
      3: Get slashdotted beyond belief.
      4: Profit!

    5. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by rf0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well leasts its not wma. Now that would be a new level of dumbness

      Rus

    6. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by tanveer1979 · · Score: 1
      Linking an MP3/OGG File on /. beats everything up till now ;-)

      I guess after this the song has changed. Since it slashdotted here are the changed lyrics.

      Frying are my servers, In the land of the free
      Burning is the router, crying free me free me
      Rocketing is the B/W bill, Not everything is free
      Why did I chose /., Coz now I am totally free.

      Please observe a 2 minute silence for the 'free' router which got the ultimate freedom ;-)

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    7. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with MP3/OGG? The dumb link in this article is the BitTorrent one. So I've got to go download ANOTHER P2P app just to download a stupid video? No thanks. Why not just link to the movie itself?

    8. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got it totally backwards.

      It's not the file format that's he's calling 'dumb', its the fact that it'll be slashdotted to sweet hell and back in all of a minute. If webservers choke while serving up small pages, don't you think they're going to have a much harder time with a 2/3mb file?

      Secondly, the torrent link is the SMARTEST way to link a file from slashdot - as it gets seeded, people will still be able to download it because the load isn't dependent on the file's original location anymore.

      Finally.. The bittorrent tarball is 141kb. Fire up your tin-cans-and-string connection, quit yer bellyachin', and download it!

      Instructions for next time:
      1) Think.
      2) Post.

    9. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by Sevn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Played fine on mplayer for me. Pathetic rhymes and
      all. Too bad it's too big to fit on an AOL floppy or
      I'd share it with all my friends. Maybe AOL will
      start putting out their crap on CDRW's and I'll be
      able to share stuff again.

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    10. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Didn't IBM do a heavy blues/industrial version of the Free Software Song? I seem to recall that it was also the background to a flash video of Tux on a Harley busting a bunch of penguins out of jail.

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    11. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds cool. Any links?

      Thanks
      Matthias

  2. For those of us without bit torrent by MikeXpop · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Can someone please set up a mirror of the floppy video? I'd love to see it :)

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    1. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      And what would I use on OS X?

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    2. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    3. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      oh! I wasn't aware it had been ported. Thank you! :)

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    4. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by v2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well. BitTorrent is very nice. But it still doesn't work for all of us. Some of us are behind firewalls and the only way out is through a proxy. And:

      a) I haven't been able to configure a proxy in any torrent client. Burst has a page for proxy settings but it reads that those settings don't do anything at the moment.

      b) How about proxies that don't let connections to any other port than 80 for HTTP and 443 for SSL.

      Normal links would be nice, thank you. Most of the nerds in here will click on the torrent link insted of the 'normal' link anyway, so only us crippled will need the normal one.

    5. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by mxn · · Score: 0

      Agreed. IMO, posting torrent links is pretty weak..

    6. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catering to people without real IP access is bad on the long run. The more apps like BitTorrent are used, the better chance there is of preserving real end-to-end internet access as the norm.

    7. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked at BitTorrent when it came up on another slashdot thread. It doesn't work behind a firewall!

      Anyone with a system running Windows would be crazy running it naked on the Web. Until and unless this works behind a firewall, there ain't no way I'm gonna use it!

    8. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a hefty firewall and torrents work well for me, so i dont know what you are talking aobut, so does my firend , he has a good linux firewall and he is a bittorrent freak and downloads all sorts of things, so i dont understand what this no firewall crap is.

    9. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1


      Yes, that will convince the company I work for to remove the firewall. Thank you for your insightful comment.

    10. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of us who would rather use a different client...

      eDonkey2000 Link | Magnet Link

    11. Re:For those of us without bit torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will very likely cause them in the long run to adopt a solution that it more end-to-end friendly, if these apps become important enough.

  3. good by borgdows · · Score: 0

    it reminds me the excellent "Don't date robots" propaganda movie parody in the Futurama ep about (Kid)Nappster lol

    1. Re:good by KentoNET · · Score: 1

      I love you Lucy Liu!!

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    2. Re:good by zephc · · Score: 1

      I love you too, PHILLIP J. FRY

      Ah, forbidden robo-human love.

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      "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    3. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're cute

    4. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, YOU're cute

    5. Re:good by Fembot · · Score: 1

      You... you, you... you, you... you, you... you, you... you

      O dear she's stuck in an infite loop and he's an idiot

  4. Blue's News mentioned this on July 4th... by antdude · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can find the WMV download link here. The music video is quite long and amusing. :)

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  5. First thing ... by yamcha666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First thing to come to mind when I watched that video ...

    OH DEAR GOD!!

    I believe I have been scarred for life musically.

  6. The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I saw the "Don't Copy That Floppy" a few weeks ago and I have to say that my favorite part about it is that it says none-too-subtly that if you copy software illegally it will lead to the downfall of all technology and advancement of man kind. I mean, that's just ridiculous. I can understand people who think software piracy is a crime as bad as murder or whatever (even though I'm pretty firmly of the opposite opinion) but come on...

    1. Re:The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by chamenos · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Don't Copy That Floppy"

      the slashdot trolls are going to have a field day with this.

    2. Re:The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by broeman · · Score: 1, Informative

      As just seeing this, it reminds me of a simular approach from the anti-piracy group in Denmark (aka MPAA-clone) some years ago. Showing some television commercial with frat-boys downloading music on the internet. Many segments of the country (they were trying to market it to parents) including youngsters and parents felt strong against this image of young people in Denmark, and they recalled the commercial. Software has been and still are a issue of pirating, from Commodore 64 in the 80's to windoze today ... well, OSS will pervail ... Join usss now ... shaaare the ... (singing while listening to Fensters version, please put your hands to your ears when you read this).

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      (yes this can be compared with sex)
    3. Re:The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. In every new CD advertisment in the radio, there is a message "Piracy Kills Music" following.

      BS. When was there a music writer who had a piece and said "If you pay me not $100M, I refuse to publish my music. My music will die with me. Fawk you". In fact, composers will compose even if they starve to death.

      Piracy kills commercial music. Britney spears, Madona, and the wo-wo-duh boys band. RIP.

    4. Re:The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      Apparently it did fuck up the Neverwinter Nights development... Dear god, has anyone seen that bit in the video? I'm starting to believe NWM is older then the bible...

    5. Re:The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      Actually, now that I'm done laughing at that part... The in game part is even more fun! Pool of Radiance/Secret of the Silver Blades style! I'm suddenly getting weird images in my mind of Secret of the Silver Blades in full 3D and Amiga flashbacks! Oh damn, that ice tea is some POTENT stuff!

    6. Re:The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone has to spend all their time computer programming in order to get food on their plate, they're not going to have time to compose, are they?

    7. Re:The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by MadJo · · Score: 1

      I found it amusing to see some AOL programmers basically say something about stealing software...

      and see what are they doing to their customers now?

    8. Re:The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 1
      I can understand people who think software piracy is a crime as bad as murder or whatever (even though I'm pretty firmly of the opposite opinion

      What, you think that murder is a crime as bad as software piracy?

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      - In Capitalist America, law violates YOU!

    9. Re:The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by warkrime · · Score: 1

      No, he thinks software piracy is a crime as bad as murder.

  7. For those of us without bit torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I recommend you go and GET bittorrent. On Windows, I recommend the Burst! client.

  8. Looking at the pictures... by LongJohnStewartMill · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I just know that guy's first name is iMac...

    1. Re:Looking at the pictures... by LongJohnStewartMill · · Score: 1

      I regret posting that now...

  9. Why download it... by daBass · · Score: 5, Funny
    When you can buy it!

    Don't forget to also get the 1997 video "It Could Have Been So Easy"!

    1. Re:Why download it... by Beauty_is_the_Enemy · · Score: 0

      O man those posters are priceless.

    2. Re:Why download it... by warkrime · · Score: 1

      I'm buying that one with the guy in the trenchcoat and putting it on wall :D

  10. www.dictionary.com... by njan · · Score: 5, Funny

    naive or naïve ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-v, nä-) also naif or naïf (n-f, nä)
    adj.

    1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding, especially:
    1. Simple and guileless; artless: a child with a naive charm.
    2. Unsuspecting or credulous: "Students, often bright but naive, betand losesubstantial sums of money on sporting events" (Tim Layden).
    2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment: "this extravagance of metaphors, with its naive bombast" (H.L. Mencken).

    ...

    4. naive: noun, descriptive; historical usage, 21st century. Anyone who posts a link to an mp3 file on slashdot.org

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    1. Re:www.dictionary.com... by njan · · Score: 1

      ...(and as an afterthought, don't bother correcting me on describing 'naive' as a noun if you missed the SF reference in the fourth definition. ;))

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    2. Re:www.dictionary.com... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      4. naive: noun, descriptive; historical usage, 21st century. Anyone who posts a link to an mp3 file on slashdot.org

      Or someone who thinks that "naive" is a noun (it's an adjective).

    3. Re:www.dictionary.com... by njan · · Score: 2, Funny

      " ...(and as an afterthought, don't bother correcting me on describing 'naive' as a noun if you missed the SF reference in the fourth definition. ;))"



      As I posted an hour ago. ;).

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  11. Yeah right... by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Funny how at that time, no computer could really play any video (not enough horsepower OR space), and yet they would have us believe this rig could do that.

    Oh yea, and I could tell rather quickly it was made by AOL. Now i just wanna copy all my floppies to spite the bastard!

    This goes on for 10 minutes?!?!?!

    I stopped it at about 3... I got the point... I will never copy that floppy again.

    Thank god for CD burners.

    1. Re:Yeah right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bullshit, I got a P60 with 16MB of RAM and a 500MB hard drive that year. I could play videos. It was hot shit.

      Also, what about Amiga? They had fullscreen video editing at that time.

    2. Re:Yeah right... by gfody · · Score: 5, Funny

      disk protector was ahead of its time with video compression and high speed playback. back in the mid 80's me and some friends would try and copy oregon trail just to see the video.

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      bite my glorious golden ass.
    3. Re:Yeah right... by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      Beat ya. Had a 486DX 66 with a ReelMagic (yes, it was spelt that way back then) MPEG1 card. Could stream video from a 2X CD ROM drive. Only a handful of games made for it though. Dragon's Lair, Return to Zork, The Horde, and one or two others.

  12. "Heavier" song ? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    After recently hearing a few different versions of RMS's legendary Free Software Song, I decided to do my own version, considerably heavier

    So what did you do ? a Microsoft Windows song ? that'd be heavy ...

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    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    1. Re:"Heavier" song ? by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      THE WINDOWS RAP

      Yo I'm Bill Gates,
      I wrote BASIC for da first PC,
      fo' dat you can thank ME,
      and now I got yo windows XP!

      [CHORUS]
      Lawsuits, lawsuits, we got lawyers by da dozen!
      If yo copy our software for your cousin,
      Gunna put you in da big house! *

      We hate the Mac,
      Steve Jobs is on crack!
      I cancelled IE,
      they can't live without me!

      (CHORUS)

      Free software dudes,
      they're all Linux hippies
      I eat penguin for dinner,
      and you don't see me gettin' thinner!

      (CHORUS)

      Yeah, we get all the games first
      and we squash competition
      we don't care, now whydontcha get outta my hair!

      (CHORUS)

      Hah, Mac switchers, we tried that
      they found out it was fake,
      we thought it was phat!

      (CHORUS)

      Bust a service pack, baby! W00t! *

      (Lines with * are said, not sung)

      This song is in the PUBLIC DOMAIN.

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      Ron Paul 2012
  13. Oh man. Don't COpy That Floppy... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember seeing that in the sixth grade.

    Hours later, in Gym, I met up with a friend of mine and caught a hold of the full Doom.

    What caught my eye this time around was a screen shot that said, "Never Winter Nights." I sure hope that was a CGA/VGA version and not the version that eventually became the modern game, DNF has quite the ways to go before it's really really late by comparison.

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  14. Free Software song by Jim+the+Bad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nice work Jono, giving the Free software song the metal treatment. Fantastic solo, too...but...what's going on with the drum sounds? Did you use a couple of old tupperware tubs or something? :)

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  15. Amazing by barcodez · · Score: 5, Funny

    It amazes me that companies are allowed this unfettered access to our children in school to peddle such messages they desire. Is there a modern equivalent to this film. I would love to see it. "Don't rip to XVid" doesn't quite have the same ring to it....

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    1. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't have the same ring, but it's sound advice. XviD is shit.

    2. Re:Amazing by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      It amazes me that companies are allowed this unfettered access to our children in school to peddle such messages they desire

      You can thank Channel 1 for that crap. "Let us buy you TVs for your classroom, just one string attached, you must show the kids this propaganda every morning".

      A great boon for the drug war, and all the other causes that no one would support if they really considered the issues.

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    3. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We really need a "Go ahead, copy that floppy" version now. "But Grandmaster Stallman, we were taught to never copy that floppy in school!!!" "That's right kids, but this is a GNU/Linux boot disk and is free!!!!!!!!!!!"

    4. Re:Amazing by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2, Funny
      Even more disturbing is stations putting a "G" rating on religious shows on television. If ANYTHING requires parental guidance, it is religious shows! At least make it PG, fer cryin' out loud.

      Brainwashing at its best.

  16. Edutainment by Op7imus_Prim3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if only SCO had made a video like this...

    1. Re:Edutainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


      Yo Yo, I'm Jack Daddy SCO
      I'm Beatin on Big Blue,
      They grabbed our billionz, Yo

      They said SCO was dead
      but what they should have read
      we're gonna cap Linux
      pump it full of lead

      And If you got doubt
      as to the SCO effect,
      look no furthur than A I X,
      if a brothers still bootin
      then theys a lootin

      SCO SCO
      I'm jack daddy SCO

    2. Re:Edutainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you please bash your head senseless on a wall until we hear about you again ?

    3. Re:Edutainment by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      That makes 2 raps in one story's comments.

      Mine: The Windows Rap (No, I'm no rapper, but I thought it wasn't too shabby)

      (Please don't mod this post up, mod the linked comment up!)

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  17. entrapment?!! by 8282now · · Score: 1, Funny

    '... I decided to do my own version, considerably heavier. You can get it in MP3 and OGG format."'

    ... soo where's the license to download it? Maybe a EULA somewhere??

    Don't want you to be reporting all of /. to the RIAA now do we?

    1. Re:entrapment?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schmuck.

    2. Re:entrapment?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god you're funny. No no really. Funny ...

      Given the usual moderations on your posts, may I suggest you limit yourself to simply reading Slashdot ?

  18. Re:Oh man. Don't COpy That Floppy... by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 4, Informative

    That version of Neverwinter Nights was an online game that was a feature of AOL. AOL actually had several, and some were pretty good, but they shut them all down a long while back.

    Tim

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  19. Quotes by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like the interview sessions wit the programmers:

    "Lots of great things come in the boxes: manuals, upgrades, warrantees."

    "You can just call us up and ask for help on your software and we can give you a hand."

    I'd like to see this now. Call Microsoft ans ask to speak to the guy who coded the AI for Clippy...

    1. Re:Quotes by FatherBusa · · Score: 1

      That was just positively hysterical. My favorite was: "We need you to be part of our team."
      It is imperative that we ship that video off to the Smithsonian immediately.

    2. Re:Quotes by brakk · · Score: 1

      "Lots of great things come in the boxes: manuals, *upgrades*, warrantees"

      Upgrades? Come in the box?

      If they know it's outdated and they already have a patch for it, why don't they upgrade it before they put it in the box?

      I think this demonstrates the incompetence of the software industry. And they think they've earned my money?

  20. Oi by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's my torrent doing on the front page of Slashdot?

    I did get to see a late night Slashdot effect in action... Went from being connected to 20 seeds to about 110 leechers...

    Tim

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    1. Re:Oi by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 1

      How do you become a seed if you just find a torrent file like this one? I usually leave my client open for about 3 hours after I've finished the download so that others can grab it, but if it helps to become a seed I'll do that.

    2. Re:Oi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You describe becoming a seed at the end of your post. Seeds are 100% completed downloads that only upload.

      Thank you.

  21. license violation by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> 'The Software Publishers Association gives you permission to copy this video for the non-profit
    >> purpose of promoting the ethical and legal use of software

    What if we just download it to laugh at it?

    1. Re:license violation by fidros · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Satire is a protected Fair Use right... :-)

      Gilad.

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    2. Re:license violation by JohnFluxx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Um that doesn't mean you can get hold of a copy for that reason tho. You would have to download it for educational purposes, then once you have it, change your mind, and laugh at it.

  22. Don't do it! Don't watch it! by leibnitz27 · · Score: 1

    I watched it 10 years ago when it was on a random cover cd - all my friends were watching it! They said it was cool!

    But I still can't get that damn thing out of my head - it's like the ring! It's always there, haunting me!

    Not because we want it, but just because we're taking it!
    Disrespectin' the folks who are making it!

  23. Wow... by Shishio · · Score: 1

    I've got to stop the rampant piracy around here! I pledge to never copy another floppy.

    Oh, CD's and DVD's too? Ahhhh... come back in a few years. I've got to... finish backing up... yeah, thats it. Backing up my software.

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  24. MOD parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It portrays a musical genius unseen since Michael Jackson lit himself a fire to protest pepsi advertisements.

  25. Monitor man by Smartcowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why these guys remind me V if I remove the moniter on their head?

    Hum.... I need to sleep

    1. Re:Monitor man by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Well, until I saw this link, I had no idea that Suntory, the major Japanese beverage company, was linked with Pepsi.

      Learn something new every day.

      My first take was "We are Devo," but there's a much better Japanese Devo-ish phenomenon already.

  26. Jumpsuit by MulluskO · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I really like that orange jumpsuit. He even has orange chucks to match. Maybe I could join up and get one of those jumpsuits, ans a helmet and advertise in arcades, classrooms, and cafetirias.

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  27. Re:Oh man. Don't COpy That Floppy... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    oh. Thank god.

    Atleast we haven't heard any drama from the 3drealms front, so it still doesn't beat Battlecruiser3000AD for the most fucked up production time...

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  28. Nice gfx for a Macintosh LC by green+pizza · · Score: 3, Funny

    That must be one impressive video codec to fit the rapper and the interviews on that 1.44MB floppy! Auto-run too!

    And the whole thing runs on the Motorola 68020 of the school's Macintosh LC!

    1. Re:Nice gfx for a Macintosh LC by cfuse · · Score: 1

      Isn't it a part of the ROM code on the LC?

  29. who knew... by silicon1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...you could store that long of a video on a single floppy disk!

    1. Re:who knew... by syukton · · Score: 1

      Xvid, man. Xvid.

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      Reinvent the wheel only at either a lower cost, greater effectiveness, or your own personal enrichment and satisfaction.
    2. Re:who knew... by cac0f0ny · · Score: 1

      Maybe the rapper didn't want to be BALEETED to make space for the game they were playing.

  30. practical applications for monitor-man technology by lingqi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am thinking, if you had a monitor attached to your head, wouldn't it be possible to use it to display stuff, like say, thought-bubbles?

    or for the mute/deaf amongst us. I mean, who want's to learn to sign anyway.

    Then, if it really can seriously display *thoughts*, i.e. grab things out of your head unaware - then how many % of the time would the said monitors display sex-related material when guys are wearing them?

    Obviously there are video-conferencing application here too, and possbily making neck-chiropractors the next fastest-growing job-market in the world, but i will skip those for now.

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    My life in the land of the rising sun.

  31. Anyone else notice... by green+pizza · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone else notice that Pixar is mentioned in the credits?

    1. Re:Anyone else notice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Like you could get any of their stuff to fit on a floppy...

    2. Re:Anyone else notice... by Mr.+Spleen · · Score: 1

      Yep! I also noticed that the lawyer interviewed during the video is also credited for "additional lyrics."

      I think that must take some sort of cake.

      Mr. Spleen

  32. So whats worse? by Stubtify · · Score: 1
    The fact that I watched this last week and again tonight?

    Or

    the fact that I remember it from when it was *new*?

    Jeebus I feel old.

  33. How ironic by archeopterix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The anti-piracy clip that contains images from Tetris, whose inventor, Alexey Pajitnov never saw a penny from the Tetris sales. The software publishers took advantage of the fact that he, being a citizen of the Soviet Russia wasn't protected by the copyright law.

    1. Re:How ironic by Catnapster · · Score: 5, Funny
      being a citizen of the Soviet Russia
      IN SOVIET RUSSIA... oh, screw it.
      --
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    2. Re:How ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      IN SOVIET RUSSIA... oh, screw it.
      Yeah, software companies pirate you.
    3. Re:How ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is one fact that many of us "old Skool" guys remember vividly and caused a large portion of no respect for any copyright.

      If the SPA can condone and protect Outright raping of a programmer like they did with tetris... why should I honor ANYTHING that is made by them and their members?

      Today as an adult, I am legal and honor copyright by avoiding all of the software from them and their members... by Using BSD and linux at home.

    4. Re:How ironic by RighteousFunby · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, joke screws up you!

    5. Re:How ironic by yuvtob · · Score: 1

      The anti-piracy clip...

      The first thing I thought about after reading those words was 'then it was anti-piracy clips, now it's anti-clippy pirates'

  34. The solution to all /. 'ings by evilviper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think I know the soultion... You see, if files were on an FTP site, you could actually limit the number of simultaneous connections quite easilly. It can be done with HTTP, but not easilly, and not all that well.

    The fact that every major distributor of files uses FTP exclusively should say something. You don't see Linux/BSD isos on HTTP very often, now do you?

    Take my advice, if you want to survive a /.ing, put your files on FTP, even if your files happen to be HTML doucments, images, Oggs, etc.

    Either that, or hack together a good system for limited the number of simultaneous users on your HTTP site. A good system could imitate spamcop.net... If you are overloaded, send them to a basic page that says so, and insert a meta-refresh tag... The more users, the longer the time for that meta-refresh should be.

    You might have to wait a while to log-in to the FTP server, but you wouldn't have out-of-control bandwidth costs, you wouldn't swamp your line, and your server wouldn't be smoldering right now:

    temp$ wget http://www.jonobacon.org/music/solo/jonobacon-free so>
    --02:00:40-- http://www.jonobacon.org/music/solo/jonobacon-free softwaresong.ogg
    => `jonobacon-freesoftwaresong.ogg'
    Connecting to www.jonobacon.org:80... connected!
    HTTP request sent, awaiting response...
    Read error (Connection reset by peer) in headers.
    Retrying.

    --02:08:40-- http://www.jonobacon.org/music/solo/jonobacon-free softwaresong.ogg
    (try: 2) => `jonobacon-freesoftwaresong.ogg'
    Connecting to www.jonobacon.org:80... connected!
    HTTP request sent, awaiting response...

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    1. Re:The solution to all /. 'ings by soliaus · · Score: 1
      I hate to say this, and please dont throw things at me, but its actually extremely easy with IIS.

      Jesus loves you, enough to run Linux!

      --
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    2. Re:The solution to all /. 'ings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With Apache too (set MaxClients to whatever you want in the config file). I think that person has simply never setup a web server.

    3. Re:The solution to all /. 'ings by evilviper · · Score: 1

      And what kind of error messages do you get? A timeout error that would completely mystify anyone?

      What does it have in place to make it easy to try again later? You have to type the URL in again every time you want to try?

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    4. Re:The solution to all /. 'ings by MattCohn.com · · Score: 1

      Um... no, you get whatever error message the server is set to respond with. You can control what page is returned for every HTTP error. Not only that, but control it server wide, site wide, directory wide, or even file wide.

  35. Irony? by soliaus · · Score: 1
    I wonder if they had permission to use the names of the games they mentioned, as well as the screen dumps. Isnt it ironic that many of the companies who fight piracy often break the laws that they are trying to enforce?

    Also, I dont think she will be an open source programmer. ;)

    Jesus loves you, enough to run linux.

    --
    Speaking at Defcon 12 - Credit Card Networks Revisted: Pen
    1. Re:Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The credits of the video name and thank the software companies involved, and I'm sure that they were used with full permission.

      Why make a comment like that up? Any evidence that "many of the companies who fight piracy ofthen break the laws that they are trying to enforce"? (beyond your crazy allegations involving this video)

    2. Re:Irony? by soliaus · · Score: 1

      didnt get that far :)
      Who watches the credits anyways?

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  36. eeek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you some kind of robosexual?

    1. Re:eeek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      queer for gears.

    2. Re:eeek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's got metalfever.

  37. There he is! by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

    I always wondered what happened to MC Hammer after his downfall.

    1. Re:There he is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wondered what happened to MC Hammer

      Didn't he get a job flipping burgers? :o)

  38. And who can forget... by cliveholloway · · Score: 4, Funny
    this classic from the BSA :)

    Oh, sorry, we had the 'irony' conversation the other day. mumble mumble...

    .02

    cLive ;-)

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    -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
    1. Re:And who can forget... by mirko · · Score: 1

      It's funny they'd mentioned Ben Franklin on this poster, I just thought he was the one who stole Nikola Tesla's work ?

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    2. Re:And who can forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thomas Edison.

    3. Re:And who can forget... by Jonathan+the+Nerd · · Score: 1

      No, Franklin was the one who refused to patent his revolutionary stove, because he wanted his invention to benefit everyone.

      --
      Disclaimer: The opinions expressed are not necessarily my own, as I've not yet had my medication today.
    4. Re:And who can forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      That GIF is 666 pixels tall! Coincidink? I think NOT!

      BTW, I wonder if they paid royalties to use the GIF format.

    5. Re:And who can forget... by Hobbex · · Score: 1

      It is the same Benjamin Franklin who said:

      "As we enjoy great Advantages from the Inventions of others we should be glad of an Opportunity to serve others by any Invention of ours, and this we should do freely and generously."

    6. Re:And who can forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats just brilliant! Anyone know where I can get a poster format version of that?

      People keep stealing my ideas and copying my software! Oh, its under the GPL. I reckon Ben "You can have my stove" Franklin would have approved. Carry on!

    7. Re:And who can forget... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

      Yep he's a programmer (geek) all right.
      Just look at the size of that left palm, Obviously its been put to heavy use for you know what ...;)

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    8. Re:And who can forget... by aborchers · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Thomas Edison. Tesla was born in 1856, 66 years after Franklin's death.

      --
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    9. Re:And who can forget... by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      And for an even more classic look try The B&W Version

    10. Re:And who can forget... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Funny

      To be fair, Franklin didn't need the money. He already made enough to live on from the royalties generated by his "Those who would give up liberty for safety..." quote...

      --
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  39. What happened? by scaife · · Score: 3, Funny

    I saw this video several years ago in one of my computer lit classes. It was funny then, and it's still funny now. I'm surprised someone hasn't sued Ms. Rosenthal for saying that I'm allowed to have a backup copy of my software. Uh-oh, I think I hear the DMCA knocking on my door. I've said too... AIEEEE

  40. Free Software Song by mirko · · Score: 3, Interesting
    After recently hearing a few different versions of RMS's legendary Free Software Song, I decided to do my own version, considerably heavier

    There also the Tompox mix.

    BTW, here are other contributions to RMS art by Tompox :
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  41. Don't make a fool of the kids nowsday by jsse · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Not in US)While I was a kid my grade school teacher showed us a video on sex education. It uses very indirect approach to describe the act of sex - pollunation of flowers. We didn't know what the heck it was showing or ask much question about it.

    Years later I was shocked to hear that they still use the very same tape to teach sex education for my kids. Needless to say, the whole class was laughing their ass off, and everybody raising so many questions that embarrassing the teacher very much, like - the role of bee in real life sex, the way of using condem on a flower, and the actual sexual position if we want to do it in 'flower way', etc.

    Man, don't fool nowaday kids.

    1. Re:Don't make a fool of the kids nowsday by Jellybob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When did he even imply that?

      He sounds to me to be a great parent, since he's taking an interest in what his kids are doing at school, and also thinks that if they're gonna be taught something, they shouldn't be patronised.

      There's a difference to believing that sex education is a good thing, and believing that they should be allowed to do what they want.

    2. Re:Don't make a fool of the kids nowsday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So with about a dozen of my college friends (no two of which came from the same state) somehow the topic turned to a sex ed video called Miracle of Life. It turns out that we had all been wondering since the day we saw it how they got that image of the sperm squirting out. Talk about being scarred for life.

  42. He saw some ROI though by melted · · Score: 1

    He's now employed by Microsoft. AFAIK they hired him just because he wrote Tetris (and passed their 5 hour interview of course :0). I bet he's a rich man now, albeit not from the royalties.

  43. Don't copy that floppy! by StupidGoose · · Score: 1

    I saw it yesterday, and it really is great. I especially like the politically correct cast.

    You say "I'll just make a copy, for me and a FRIEND!"
    And he'll make one and she'll make one and where will it END?
    One leads to another, then more then more
    And noone buys any games from the store!
    Then noone gets paid and they CAN'T make more
    The posse breaks up and that CLOSES the door
    So don't COPY! Don't COPY THAT FLOPPY!.

    1. Re:Don't copy that floppy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead, COPY THAT CD

  44. wow - no wonder! by macsox · · Score: 1

    that 'don't copy that floppy' knocked my socks off. as an avid hip-hop fan i marvelled at their verbal acuity and sound knowledge of copyright law. i wondered how someone could be so versed in both legalities and dope rhymes.

    then i saw in the credits that additional lyrics were provided by that virtuoso of beats, ms. ilene rosenthal, who you may recognize from the video as also playing 'SPA attorney'.

    kudos to you ms. rosenthal. you are truly a renaissance woman. and i look forward to hearing what crazy shit hillary rosen puts together.

  45. You're pirating that movie! by TheMidget · · Score: 5, Funny
    The SPA gives you permission to "copy this video for the non-profit purpose of promoting the ethical and legal use of software."

    They don't give you permission to "copy this video for the despicable purpose of mocking the most venerable SPA organization."

    1. Re:You're pirating that movie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh.. what's the difference ??!

  46. Random Humour (?) by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

    I like RMS and have a lot of respect for him but what makes me laugh is if you go to the free software song web page on the GNU site and scroll down a bit. There's a link called "other humour",

    OTHER ????!!!!!

    --
    No but, yeah but, no but...
  47. Ethical use of software by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

    and in case you were worried about this file being copyrighted.... 'The Software Publishers Association gives you permission to copy this video for the non-profit purpose of promoting the ethical and legal use of software.'

    Ah that's good. So I may use it to show to my friends and tell them why this really isn't how it should be, because ethically, software should be free :-)

    1. Re:Ethical use of software by idt · · Score: 1

      Ethically, how much did you contribute to free software pool ?

      idt

    2. Re:Ethical use of software by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

      Oh don't worry, I've done and am doing a share of that as well. But I don't think it matters for this statement.

      Ethically, software should be free IMO. People who want to use software should be able to do so, without any legal problems that conventional licenses give you. It is reasonable to ask from me that if I make programs, I make them free software. I do that. But if I would not make programs, then I should still be free to use software.

    3. Re:Ethical use of software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm really tired of this meme -- that if you aren't a programmer actively cranking out lines of code, then you are making no contribution to the free software pool.

      As has been said over and over again, the value of software is far more than just the code itself. The value of software derives largely from the number of people who use that software -- the network effect.

      Every person who sets up their server using Apache instead of IIS is contributing to the free software pool, because they are making the internet into a free software zone. Every person who outputs their audio to ogg is contributing to the free software pool, because they are creating a demand for patent-free file formats that can be legally implemented in free software.

      There's a lot more to the free software movement than just sitting around banging out lines of code.

    4. Re:Ethical use of software by FCKGW · · Score: 1

      There's also the people who write documentation, test software, make and host the software project's website, provide a mirror to download the software, pass out CD-Rs with the software, tell their friends, etc. They all make huge contributions to free software.

      --
      It's an operating system, not a religion.
  48. RMS is a crazy barsted by ExEleven · · Score: 1

    The Free Software songs music "Sadi Mona" is 7 beats per measure, what crazy barsted would use that. They should have got Dave Grohl to write it!

    1. Re:RMS is a crazy barsted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it's a folk-song of Bulgarian origin.

    2. Re:RMS is a crazy barsted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sting. Leonard Bernstein. Many others. It just takes skill and inspiration.

    3. Re:RMS is a crazy barsted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7 beats per measure is very common in progressive rock. It isn't really that strange.

      Larger primes do start getting interesting, though...

    4. Re:RMS is a crazy barsted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You white trash motherfuckers with music with no beat. Fuck you motherfuckers, I listen to real music, rap music motherfucker.

  49. oh yeah? by Eminor · · Score: 1

    Don't Copy That Flopy

    cp /mnt/floppy ~/myWarez

    1. Re:oh yeah? by Eminor · · Score: 1

      oops, a little mistake. assume that my alias.sh file contain the line:

      cp="cp -r"

  50. Re:Free Software song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is also the Fenster song, very cool, at http://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.html.

  51. Great Quote by Solokron · · Score: 1

    Don't copy that floppy or....
    "Welcome to the end of the computer age!"

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  52. More info about the video. by will_die · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wanted to find out what happened to our poor AOL developers and if they were currently on the dole, I did a quick seach on google. Unfortunatly not much can be found out on them.
    However did find a 107Meg version and a more detailed explaination of the video at Ninja Culter the google cache is here.

    1. Re:More info about the video. by will_die · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tested the link and got the wrong article.
      Here is the correct google cache of them article.

  53. The Ultimate Propeller-Heads by SkewlD00d · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't you feel sorry for the shmoe wearing this? He must feel about as good as a Mickey Mouse actor at Disneyland getting constantly kicked in the balls by hyper-active, sugar-crazed ten year-olds. It's like carrying a sign on your head that says to kids "my nuts are your punching bag and there's nothing I can do about it, because your parents can get me fired."

    Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to just staticly mount some flat-panels and have them centrally controlled via UHF or something? Oh wait, that's a TV. All this extra technology to replace something that could be done a lot cheaper and easier by using a little planning.

    Also, is labor in Asia so cheap now that it costs less to hire someone to stand there than a 1" OD x 6 ft pole of aluminum? Might as well hire some people to fan you w/ palm-frawns too.

    That's my 3.14159... cents

    --
    The biggest trick the devil pulled was letting lawyers become politicians so they can write the laws.
    1. Re:The Ultimate Propeller-Heads by paradesign · · Score: 1
      yea, i hear the aluminum poles that can walk and track crowd movements are pretty expensive. Esp the ones that can explain the product that their advertising, or hand out free samples.

      this is not to say that aluminum hasnt come very far lately, i even hear its transparent now!

      --
      I want 2D games back.
  54. Dotted and slashed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the site with the mp3 appears to be. anybody has a mirror?

  55. Well: by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

    It's the only thing besides the Google cache that's free and can survive the Slashdot effect...

    Tim

    --
    Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
    1. Re:Well: by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

      They do however serve very distinct purposes:

      Google is used to gain access to overloaded articles, and bittorrent for serving cool files.

      Too bad Google doesn't keep .torrent's cached for when the server goes down because of excessive slashdotting.

      Then again, I'm not certain it doesn't cache them - and if the server handing out .torrent's dies, it'd probably be better if the tracker wasn't stressed too much unless he too wanted to be a casualty of war/slashdot/whatever.

    2. Re:Well: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until it is at least a published RFC, I'm not using it.

  56. Someone mod this down by Evets · · Score: 0

    These are TERRIBLE songs! No offense buddy. OK... I admit it. I could only get halfway through the Tompox mix. I couldn't put myself through the torture of trying out the others.

    1. Re:Someone mod this down by mattdm · · Score: 1

      Have you heard the original version? Or the metal version linked to above? Trust me, there's nowhere to go but up.

  57. slashdotting! by rehabdoll · · Score: 1

    Wow, we managed to slashdot a bittorrent-link

  58. Monitor Man in New York by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    This isn't a Japan-only thing. I saw a Monitor Man (actually, a woman) in New York city about 6 weeks ago on vacation. She was in Times Square near where the ticket center (name?) is.

    Upon seeing her, I joked with my wife, "She was probably tired of men staring at her breasts all the time."

    1. Re:Monitor Man in New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would've been even better if she was displaying a picture of someone else's breasts on her monitor.

    2. Re:Monitor Man in New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this Monitor Man is cooler.

      All bow before FLCL.

  59. No copying tetris? by M3wThr33 · · Score: 1

    Jesus holy christ, there's enough copies of Tetris, in SOME form or another, that if I DELETED THE SOURCE CODE of one a game an hour until Christmas, I'd only be halfway done.

    Besides, who actually LIKED those other games Alexey threw together in those MS Software packs? I think in this case, copying would have encouraged him to STOP with that junk.

  60. Xbox publicity by Aliencow · · Score: 1

    Anyone had guys dressed a bit like that walking around in their city? I live in Montreal, and a month before the Xbox was released, you had tons of guys dressed a bit like that, with an LCD on their head, an Xbox + batteries in their backpack, walking around downtown and showing in game demos of a few games.. It was pretty cool, too bad I didn't have my camera with me...

  61. more random humor by broeman · · Score: 0

    1: go to google
    2: write: french military victories
    3: press: I feel lucky
    4: ...
    5: zzzZzzz

    --

    (yes this can be compared with sex)
  62. In related news... by NSObject · · Score: 1

    Apple sues Monitor Man for patent infringement, citing prior art.

  63. Sure, call Melinda... by Goonie · · Score: 1

    Melinda Gates was the project manager for Microsoft Bob, which became Clippy. Doubt she did much coding on, but she did do a CS degree so hopefully she can code a little.

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
    1. Re:Sure, call Melinda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that CS stands for "Cock Sucking", considering she beat out the 15,000 rabid Microsoft interns who were trying to hitch up with Bill.

  64. Don't look now... by Goonie · · Score: 1

    But in another life Ilene Rosenthal was a piano teacher, which kind of means she's probably a more than handy musician. Dunno which posse she's down with, though :)

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  65. random humour = quickies? by Zugok · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen quickies for ages. Bring back the quickies.

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    "I just can't sit while people are saying nonsense in a meeting without saying it's nonsense" J Watson, Sci Am 288:(4)51
  66. You are in violation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of dictionary.com's Terms of Use... unless, of course, you obtained written permission from them.

    It states:

    3.2 You will not modify, publish, transmit, participate in the transfer or sale, create derivative works, or in any way exploit, any of the content, in whole or in part, found on the Site. You will download copyrighted content solely for your personal use, but will make no other use of the content without the express written permission of Lexico and the copyright owner. You will not make any changes to any content that you are permitted to download under this Agreement, and in particular you will not delete or alter any proprietary rights or attribution notices in any content. You agree that you do not acquire any ownership rights in any downloaded content

    1. Re:You are in violation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      violation ( P ) Pronunciation Key (v-lshn)
      n.
      The act or an instance of violating or the condition of being violated. See Synonyms at breach.

      Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
      Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
      Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
      [Buy it]

      violation

      \Vi`o*la"tion\, n. [L. violatio: cf. F. violation.] The act of violating, treating with violence, or injuring; the state of being violated. Specifically: (a) Infringement; transgression; nonobservance; as, the violation of law or positive command, of covenants, promises, etc. ``The violation of my faith.'' --Shak. (b) An act of irreverence or desecration; profanation or contemptuous treatment of sacred things; as, the violation of a church. --Udall. (c) Interruption, as of sleep or peace; disturbance. (d) Ravishment; rape; outrage. --Shak.

      Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

      violation

      n 1: a crime less serious than a felony [syn: misdemeanor, misdemeanour, infraction, offence, offense, infringement] 2: an act that disregards an agreement or a right; "he claimed a violation of his rights under the Fifth Amendment" [syn: infringement] 3: entry to another's property without right or permission [syn: trespass, encroachment, intrusion] 4: a disrespectful act [syn: irreverence] 5: the crime of forcing a woman to submit to sexual intercourse against her will [syn: rape, assault, ravishment, sexual assault]

      Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University

  67. openbsd tunes ^_^ by jdew · · Score: 1
  68. Re:Free Software song by Malcolm+Scott · · Score: 1

    Hey, congratulations. You must be the one person who managed to download this before the server died a horrible death :-)

    Perhaps you could post a mirror?

  69. Re:Oh man. Don't COpy That Floppy... by Indras · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the free AOL games were actually pretty good. The Simutronics games are still online and playable at simutronics.com (such as DragonRealms, Gemstone 3, Modus Operandi, etc.). However, they're no longer free.

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  70. Irony Thread? by HyperColor+Underware · · Score: 1

    I find it ironic that most of the floppies I copied were on used AOL Diskettes. It would be real kind of them to start sending CD-RWs in the post, but I won't complain about the Free DVD cases...

    1. Re:Irony Thread? by warkrime · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those are nice.

  71. Slashdot Promotes Piracy?! by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

    In case Slashdot is not aware, the afforementioned SPA video is STILL sold for 20 dollars a pop and, as far as I know, all copyrights on it are still held by the orginization that replaced the SPA (whatever its called, no one cares). In other words, Slashdot is directly linking (via bittorrent, which I suppose you could argue is not a DIRECT LINK) to copyrighted materials. Since when has Slashdot supported theft of intellectual property?

    1. Re:Slashdot Promotes Piracy?! by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      OK, I didn't see that disclaimer (was it editted in or something?). My fault. I probably jumped the gun on this post. But It is true that they STILL sell that video. I can't imagine anyone acutally buy's it though. . .

    2. Re:Slashdot Promotes Piracy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The video says: 'The Software Publishers Association gives you permission to copy this video for the non-profit purpose of promoting the ethical and legal use of software.'
      are you disagreeing with the intent?

    3. Re:Slashdot Promotes Piracy?! by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      I suppose I could make two arguments:
      1) The SPA no longer exists and thus cannot give permission to do anything. The copyright is now held by some other group that does the same thing (in otherwords, they changed their name).

      2) Clearly slashdot has posted that for ridicule, not for "promoting the ethical and legal use of software.".

      3) Last but not least, "copy this video for the NON-PROFIT purpose". Last time I checked, Slashdot, despite the .org, is not technically a non-profit orginization. Slashdot has posted this video as content on thier site, which is arguably for the purpose of generating hits and thusly advertising revenue and subscription sales.

      Ok..so thats a stretch.

      Like I said before, I didn't see that. . .

    4. Re:Slashdot Promotes Piracy?! by Georules · · Score: 1

      1) The SPA no longer exists and thus cannot give permission to do anything. The copyright is now held by some other group that does the same thing (in otherwords, they changed their name).

      I don't know copyright law that well, but I imagine this one just doesn't work the way you are describing.

      2) Clearly slashdot has posted that for ridicule, not for "promoting the ethical and legal use of software.".

      It was posted for humor, but many serious issues in life can be considered humorously. While that video is freaking funny now, and fun to ridicule, it does cover all the arguements for anti-piracy.

      Your third point, yes could be argued, but who cares?

  72. Where are they now by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 2, Informative

    I did some quick research and found out some information on the people featured in the video here in my own review. This video was so bad that almost everyone associated with it has gone on to mediocrity.

  73. Games on the Macintosh... by celerityfm · · Score: 1

    Sooo this explains what happened to the video game scene on the macintosh! They copied that floppy and now there are no more games.

    "There are tons of games for the Mac...War Craft 3.... photoshop"

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    ...unfortunately no one can be told what The Mat^H^H^HGoatse is...they must experience it for themselves...
  74. Am I the only one... by Alpha_Nerd · · Score: 1

    who started singing that in my head??

    It had a nice beat.

    1. Re:Am I the only one... by usr122122121 · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one... who started singing that in my head??
      Yes, you are. I sang it aloud :-)
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      -braxton
  75. Video about kids' software getting pirated... by kosibar · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing a video in a computer class way back in high school about these kids that wrote a video game and, in the process of getting it published, gave a copy to a friend. That friend made copies for everyone else and, next thing you know, it was everywhere and never got published.

    Has anybody else seen this video, or know where it can be found on the net? I would love to see it again. I remember it being pretty lame, but as long as we're being nostalgic about piracy...

    Ahh... the memories of the high school computer lab. Those were the days!

  76. Hey, it gets better! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Check out the entire program!

    A sample question from the student worksheets:

    4. Jacob's father has been out of work for a long time. "If only my dad had some word processing software," Jacob tells Shawna, "he could make good money helping people write their resumes. But, we can't afford the software." The next day Shawna drops off a copy of her own word processing software. Shawna says, "I hope this helps your dad." What would you say?

    "Thanks for this copy of OpenOffice.org, which is totally free and legal for me to own! Without the help of thousands of Open Source developers the world over I would not now have the opurtunity to make myself a little cash and dig myself out of this pit of dispair!"

    Do I get a Gold Star, Mr. BSA sir?

  77. I have the files by [vmlinuz] · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hi all,

    I am the guy who wrote the Free Software Song metal version. I have the files on my home server. If you have a server you can put the files on, mail me at jono@jonobacon.org and I will mail you them.

    Cheers,

    Jono

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    --- Jono Bacon - http://www.jonobacon.org/ Writer - Web Developer - Musician
    1. Re:I have the files by EdMcMan · · Score: 1

      Can you put them on shareaza?

  78. The War Between Game Companies and Consumers by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

    This video actually illustrates some interesting points about why game copying is increasing in popularity, rather than decreasing. Listen to the BSA lawyer talking about your rights as a gamer; listen to what the game company personnel say you get when you buy a game. These include: A) You can make a backup copy; B) You get (implicitly free) technical support; C) You get real manuals; D) You *own* a copy of the software; E) You get warranties. So that was ten years ago. What's the current state of gaming? I'm not a gamer. I'm 31, and I wasted my twitch years playing with Solaris. I've gotten into some games over the last year or two, but mostly Warcraft and Starcraft, and some console games. I was shocked, appalled, and INSULTED when I found out that I had to put the CD in the drive to play the game. I put the CDs away in a safe place and never access them again unless something bad happens -- I don't want to handle a CD every time I play a game. Not to mention I can't even make a backup CD and use it due to all the copy-protection cruft on game CDs. Thankfully, about 30 minutes of work got me to gamecopyworld.com and from there I managed to get Starcraft working w/o a CD. But the problem is that once Blizzard has forced me to resort to piracy (or the appearance thereof) to use a game I purchased in what I consider to be a legitimate way, the difference between legitimate ownership and piracy is significantly reduced. Tech support? Come on. Some companies have good technical support, but I've honestly not found that many of them. Trying to get help from Technical Support is likely to be expensive (if only because you're dialing long-distance) and the chances, these days, of getting someone who actually knows something in the first-tier organization is ... minimal. You get vastly better support on-line from a community of players. Manuals? I'm reminded of the Dilbert strip that has the PHB say "well, we're going to release the product without a manual and count on someone coming out with a 'For Dummies' book for it." THAT'S A JOKE. But it's also reality. I ended up buying the Starcraft battle chest (or whatever it was called) so I got the SC and SC:BW strategy guides from the 3rd-party publisher with it, which is good, because without them, the game is severly lacking. I mean, come on -- the manual doesn't cover things like rate of fire and *RANGE*. How can you have a manual for a game that involved ranged attacks that doesn't explicitly address range? And don't get me started on WCIII -- where the 'Blizzard approved official strategy guide' ALSO doesn't cover things like range and attack speeds. Owning a copy of the software? Ha. When was the last time you heard an industry rep use that language? And don't get me started on "This game may melt down your computer and if it does, well ... tough. There's no warranty on it" warranties. I pay for Red vs. Blue. I pay for Snood. I paid for UltraEdit. I pay for software whose producers treat me decently and fairly and see me as someone to court and respect and have a relationship with, rather than as their enemy, as someone they must fear and restrict and limit because otherwise he'll cheat. Want me to respect you? Start by respecting me.

    1. Re:The War Between Game Companies and Consumers by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      Dear God, is that ugly. Must remember to use plain text formatting next time.

      Sorry about that.

  79. Monitor Man and Al Franken by CptNerd · · Score: 1

    Anyone else old enough to remember Al Franken and the "One Man Mobile Satellite Uplink?" Hopefully the Monitor Man is a bit easier on the neck!

    http://www.journalism.ubc.ca/thunderbird/frontpage /franken.html

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    By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
  80. Free Software Song MIRROR by [vmlinuz] · · Score: 1

    Hi all,

    Here is a mirror of the Free Software Song:

    OGG

    No space for the MP3!!

    Jono

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    --- Jono Bacon - http://www.jonobacon.org/ Writer - Web Developer - Musician
    1. Re:Free Software Song MIRROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks.

  81. Actually, that's mine by jcsehak · · Score: 0

    But I'm working on it. Somewhere between steps 3 and 4 are "finish full-length CD," "sell CDs" and "go on tour". I'll probably incorporate Bitpass into the whole equation soon, when bandwidth costs get out of control.

    But "An Association Named Sue" written by Slashdot user Yo Grark and myself, about free music, will always be free as in beer. Check out the lyrics:

    The RIAA says I'm a theif, because I download mp3s; I got nothing but this hard drive space to lose,
    But I know it's a fact that if I had much more, they'd take it away from me in court, saying that their actions protected their revenues.
    Well they must think it's quite a joke, and it gets a lot of laughs from lots of folk; it seems I've downloaded my whole life through.
    Hell, I never even thought of it as wrong, cause I'd buy more CDs after hearing more songs; I tell ya, it had nothing to do with their revenues.

    Well, I grew up quick and I grew up l33t, my hacking got hard and my wits got street, I'd roam backdoor to backdoor to hide my name.
    But I made a vow to the moon and stars that I'd search the databases and systems far and kill that connection before it got too lame.
    Well, just finished with a shell I had since July, I kissed my DSL connection goodbye and I battled a round of security with big blue.
    Went to a cybercafe in case they pulled the lud's, and there at a table, spewing FUD, sat the dirty dog that "protected" the RIAA's revenues.

    Well, I knew that snake was a lawyer so bad from the way he jumped up and down so mad when he saw that KaZaa Lite was installed on every PC in the room.
    He was big and bent and gray and old, and I looked at him and my blood ran cold and I said: "If you're defending your bands, how come all the money goes to you?"
    I was so pissed off I hit him between the eyes and he went down, but to my surprise, he come up with a lawsuit in his hand.
    But I called right back and I marked him the theif, and he forced the conversation into the non-witnessed street. Acronym'in and a' cursing, I made my stand.

    I tell ya, I've stolen identities of tougher men but I really can't remember when, he tricked like a snake, brought out a Pocket PC and filed
    another suit, he said I'd pay for this fuss, he went for his digital pen and initialed first, he stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.
    And he said: "Son, this world is rough and if an association is gonna make it, their legal gotta be tough and you know, to keep the music monopoly along
    we'll crush independents until they die, we'll overexpose until you buy and from those sales major labels go on strong."

    He said: "now you just fought one hell of a fight and I know you hate me, and you got the right to report me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
    But ya ought to thank me before your case is tried, for the l33t circles and coding sk1llz in ya eye cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that forces you underground when I yell "Sue."
    I got all choked up and I threw down my Palm and I thought about his crooked law, and I saw that everytime he sue'd it's true.
    My hacking gets better, and my ski11z get l33ter every time I find a P2P that's sweeter, but in the end, whoever wins, we all still lose.

    Cause the RIAA has got control over music, congress and America's soul and if you want to download, copy or even use
    any music you've bought and paid for, without fail, you'll be fined or put in jail, all in the name of their goddam revenues.
    I think about him now every time I see, a young coder writing stuff that's free, and if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna teach him...

    to fight the corporations from a legal and political standpoint, so he won't have to hack, and support free music with all his back, and maybe after a generation or two
    their greed'll thin, and freedom will win, sampling songs won't be a sin, and we'll have taken and farmed all their grounds to sue.

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  82. MIRRORS HERE by plasmaroo · · Score: 1

    Googling for dctf-1.wmv reveals... **HTTP MIRROR** http://static.hugi.is/video/fyndin/dctf-1.wmv Remember kids, don't hammer the server! For the song, someone has already posted an OGG mirror...

  83. Goddammit, it's note Troll Tuesday yet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah, I'm those billions more than make up for having to live the endearing quirks of a near-autisitic college dropout!

    Sheesh, the only thing less appealing than that would be some fat, smelly GNU hippy!

  84. Video's on Gnutella by Jman314 · · Score: 1

    For those of you who prefer Gnutella, here's a magnet link:

    magnet:?xt=urn:bitprint:I222WLXEM5JZ7PTBFSALQA7LBW X5LCNV.MFCP752L3CMH7QTS57USLQ6VKSKU5ZUSNZLO3GI&dn= dctf-1.wmv

    Merely cut and paste into magnet-capable P2P apps like Shareaza

    And it actually has sources!

  85. Let's slashdot Iceland! by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1


    Have at it

    ...I've already finished my download.

  86. Monitor Man Clarified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This site clarifies Monitor Man in English. Sort of.

    "Suntory starts to promote their products with "Monitor Man". Monitor man is who put helmet with LCD display which show advertisement on his head."

  87. Monitor Men in D.C. by catfishmonkey · · Score: 1

    I think it's catching on here in the U.S.
    My girlfriend and I went to the new Sony movie theater in Georgetown a couple weeks back and they had 3 people walking around outside with the very same contraption attached to their heads displaying movie trailers.
    Most passerbys just pointed and giggled but there were a few people who actually stopped to watch the trailers.

    I can't imagine how embarrasing it must be to have some guy standing 2 feet in front of you staring at the screen on top of your head. God awful job.

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    The horse is dead. Either fuck it or walk away, but please stop beating it.
  88. A Clockwork Orange gone Floppy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This movie reminds me more of Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange... maybe it was the top hat. Don't copy the floppy! I have a pain in me guliver!

  89. I always wondered... by El_Smack · · Score: 1

    ...how Queen Latifa got her start. Now I know.

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    There are 01 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
  90. That brings me back by kmhebert · · Score: 1

    I saw this in a CS class maybe 8 years ago? It was a Technology and Society class, we all learned about how NOT to copy THAT floppy. That song is stuck in my head forever, this article isn't helping! Thanks Slashdot.

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  91. Re:Oh man. Don't COpy That Floppy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Likewise with Fed which I think is now at http://www.ibgames.net/
    also no longer free

  92. no more floppy copying for me by Imperator · · Score: 1

    Oh BSA, your cacophonic rapper playing on an 68020 processor without an FPU has opened my eyes. I will never again copy a floppy. In fact, I won't even use one, and I quite hopefully will never see one again except perhaps in a RAID device. From now on, I will only copy CDs, DVDs, books, Reagan's economic policies, the sound of a dying giraffe, and just about everything other than floppies.

    --

    Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
  93. WOW!!!! by mwolff · · Score: 1

    I rememeber a friend telling me how he watched what must have been this video in school.
    5 years ago he was in an introductory computer course and he had to watch it. I remember the day he was complaining about it. He paraphrased some of the rap like "Don't copy that floppy its against the law!"
    At the time I almost couldn't believe a video like that existed--now there is proof, wow!

  94. who did you piss off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post is both on topic and kinda funny. looks like some loser has it in for you.

  95. When you said... by BollocksToThis · · Score: 1

    The best part is the rapper who is singing and dancing to a great anti-piracy song.

    ...you could have explained that you meant "a black guy who is moving spastically and non-lip-synchronously to an incredibly horrible anti-piracy farce 'rap'" before I wasted my time downloading all 16MB of this mindless propoganda.
    At least qualify your definition of 'great', like so:

    "To me, 'great' is a synonym for that feeling you get when someone else throws up in your mouth".

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    This sig is part of your complete breakfast.
  96. THX "Deep Note" ? by arhca · · Score: 1

    Isn't that the (copywritten) THX sound "Deep Note" when they put in the floppy? The one that Dr. Dre used and got sued for... I wonder if they got permission ;)

  97. Re:Oh man. Don't COpy That Floppy... by Schnapple · · Score: 1

    And if you really really want to play it it's available here. Seeing as how it's an offline rip of an online game, you can't save or anything. But from a historical perspective it's interesting.

  98. I'm a bit fuzzy on this by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    So first Taco, bless his heart, says in one of his magnanimous JEs (which are supposed to be how people find out about why the site is crapped on a given day) that funny mods don't count towards karma anymore (because you're supposed to be "smart", not "smartass" - gold, pure gold). And then here we have michael, bless his renowned sense of humor, posting an "article" that is going to get 99% +1 funny mods.

    What's the point? Is this some sort of evil social engineering experiment or what?

    1. Re:I'm a bit fuzzy on this by clowe · · Score: 0


      AHA! Funny mods dosn't count, but anti-funny mods do... no wonder my Karma went bad!!!

      --slowly getting a clue

  99. 404 on the mp3 by nnet · · Score: 1

    404 on the mp3, wtf....

  100. I'll copy by Moxy.org · · Score: 1

    Until I can open a piece of software, try it, and return it and get my full money back with out any hassel I'll have no problems copying software to see if I like it. It's silly we can't try any software to see if we actually enjoy it at the prices they are at now.

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  101. the credits of the rap thing are interesting... by newsdee · · Score: 1

    First I thought it was weird that the "game designers" are people from AOL, which AFAIK (at least at the time) was more of an ISP. But probably they had the odd game on their pages.

    A much more interesting thing is that later they thank "all the companies that donated software". In other words, they didn't pay a cent for any of the software used to make that video! :-)

  102. Got it backwards... by CaptainPhong · · Score: 1

    We used to say (in parody) "don't floppy that copy" in reference to putting any important data on floppy because floppies are so unreliable.

    It is interesting how many things in the video turned out to be downright false:
    1) Piracy will end all software development.
    2) The only motivating factor in software development is profit.
    3) Every pirated copy represents a lost sale.
    4) Oregon trail ran on a Mac LC.

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  103. I found the disk protecor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The disk protector (M.E. Hart) now works for a a company called Strategic Interations Inc. http://www.strategicinteractions.com/pages/who/bio s.html Funny how google finds things like that.