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Further Selections From the Mixed-Up SCO Files

grahamlee writes "It may be a case of 'do as we say, not as we do' over at the Santa Cruz Operation. The Netcraft statistics meter says that for the last year, SCO's web site has been served by Apache on Linux. Indeed, it's been more than a year since the site was ever served from a SCO Unix machine. So what is the possible reason for this? Your humble author suggests that SCO found themselves requiring a multithreaded web server, and as SCO UNIX is based on an ancient version of The UNIX spec it just couldn't cope ;-)." Read on for one of the strangest-yet turns to the SCO story, and several merely insipid ones.

An anonymous reader writes "SCO have made much of how their claims about UNIX code being improperly copied into Linux were verified by 3 teams including 'MIT Mathematicians.' However, MIT can't seem to find the mathematicians concerned!"

(SCO's explanation is that the company is talking about a team made up of people who formerly worked at MIT, rather than a group still associated with the school, but "due to contractual obligations, we cannot specifically name the individuals.")

kuwan writes "SCO has responded to the massive debunking of their 'evidence' last week. Chris Sontag claims that the BPF code was 'not intended to be an example of stolen code, but rather a demonstration of how SCO was able to detect "obfuscated" code.' That, however is a flat-out lie. If you look at their Obfuscated Copying slide (#15), it clearly states 'Obfuscated System V Code Has Been Copied Into Linux Kernel Releases 2.4x and 2.5x,' and then the slide labels the BPF code on the left as 'System V Code.'

At this point I think they realized that their case has been severly weakened and they need to spin it any way they can. And in their case this means more lying."

Captain Beefheart writes "According to this story over at The Inquirer (crediting a special edition of Terry Shannon's Shannon Knows HPC newsletter), SCO has officially announced that HP is safe from their infringement lawsuit brigade ... This leads one to suspect that HP is the Fortune 500 company that SCO claimed recently had paid for a license."

Maybe HP just wants to avoid Microsoft/BSA-style hassles: FatRatBastard writes "According to an article on Commentwire.com SCO has started sending invoices to Linux users. If a company signs up for SCO's 'Intellectual Property License for Linux,' they allow the possibility of being audited at SCO's expense to ensure that the user has been truthful about the number of Linux installations it has. Should the audit reveal that the user has underpaid SCO by 5% or $5,000, whichever is highest, the user also agrees to pay the price for the audit."

Blacklantern writes "The SCO lawsuit has made it into "Halloween Documents" gallery. Eric Raymond takes on the contents of the lawsuit point-by-point. "

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  1. How'd they miss this??? by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny
    This is all pretty amusing stuff, but I can't believe they left this story out:

    Over at Computerworld, they have an article which outlines SCO's plans to revitalize their Unix offering, and market it as a competitor to Linux. The best part, of course, is Darl's insight:
    "It's like a house that hasn't been maintained in a few years," McBride said. "We're going to come back and spruce the place up."

    Sure, a little paint and some nifty accents from Pottery Barn, and SCO will be swimming in cash, right??? Thanks again, Darl, for making my day just a little funnier...
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    1. Re:How'd they miss this??? by DataPath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can you even GET a building permit for a condemned building?

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    2. Re:How'd they miss this??? by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure, just bring in Bob Vila to do a segment called "This old OS".

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    3. Re:How'd they miss this??? by glenebob · · Score: 2, Funny

      But then SCO would end up owning Sears or something, wouldn't they?

    4. Re:How'd they miss this??? by Athos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This definitely sounds like a candidate for the We Love the SCO Information Minister page.

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    5. Re:How'd they miss this??? by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unfortunately, it looks more like Darl wants to do an episode of "Trading Spaces" with Linux. Something like he gets to bring over all the good Linux ideas into SCO in exchange for licensing his vaunted SCO Unix Intellectual Property.

      This makes for an interesting approach to covering all the Linux IP that SCO has been stealing.

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    6. Re:How'd they miss this??? by El · · Score: 4, Funny

      We're going to come back and spruce the place up."
      Uh, perhaps they should do a title search on the old building first, and make sure they actually own it!

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    7. Re:How'd they miss this??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      More like Bob Villa presenting "This Old POS".

    8. Re:How'd they miss this??? by Mr.+Penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

      [user@host] $ telnet www.permits.gov 80
      Trying...
      Connected to www.permits.gov.
      Escape character is '^]'.
      GET /building.permit?applicant=sco&building_type=UNIX
      <PERMIT>
      <H3>Because you are SCO, you have been granted a permit to do anything you want to.</H3>
      <P>Signed,<BR>
      The Government</P>
      </PERMIT>
      Connection closed by foreign host

    9. Re:How'd they miss this??? by FyRE666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "It's like a house that hasn't been maintained in a few years," McBride said. "We're going to come back and spruce the place up."

      For some reason I have this image of some dungaree-wearing, straw-chewing hick pulling up beside a Porsche in his rattling, dented, rusting 1950's pickup, belching black smoke and yelling over "Hey boah, wan't me ter help yuh fix that ther car o' yors up? Ah'll only charge yuh 2 billion bucks! Yeehaw!"

    10. Re:How'd they miss this??? by rgmoore · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think that you missed the really important quote in there:

      But many IT managers whose companies don't already use SCO Unix said in telephone interviews or via e-mail that SCO's legal assault on Linux--which includes a lawsuit against IBM and threats to sue users of the open-source operating system--have left them unwilling to even consider the company's technology.

      "I have no intentions of ever doing business with SCO," said Chad Wilson, a computer support analyst at an Ohio-based hospital that runs Windows servers as well as some Linux and IBM AIX systems. "Basically, with their tactics, they hurt their chance of getting a future customer."

      Ronald Edge, manager of information systems at Indiana University's Intercollegiate Athletics Department in Bloomington, was even more blunt. "I feel a harsh, bitter Norwegian cold equivalent to hell toward SCO," Edge said.

      It sounds as though SCO has done quite a thorough job of shooting itself in the foot on the issue. Even if they do somehow manage to improve their current UNIX line to the point that it can compete with Linux, they've pissed off the people they might have sold it to to the point that they're not going to be able to close the deal. Great going, Darl!

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    11. Re:How'd they miss this??? by jeti · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >> "It's like a house that hasn't been maintained in a few years,"
      >> McBride said. "We're going to come back and spruce the place up."

      > Sure, a little paint and some nifty accents from Pottery Barn,
      > and SCO will be swimming in cash, right??? Thanks again,
      > Darl, for making my day just a little funnier...

      No, no, no. You misunderstand. SCO UnixWare Ng will be an
      up to date, enteprise-worthy OS. They just need to wait for
      Linux 2.6 to get final before they can create it by ripping out
      all these misattributed copyright notices.

      SCO knows what it owns.

  2. Ok, -1 redundant by koali · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why wouldn't they use Linux? They own it, don't they?

    1. Re:Ok, -1 redundant by AppHack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Today's web servers are made possible by SCO Unix, the numbers 4 and 7 and the letter K.

    2. Re:Ok, -1 redundant by rootofevil · · Score: 2, Funny

      dont you mean the numbers 1 and 0?

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    3. Re:Ok, -1 redundant by zjbs14 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even more interesting is the fact that the Investor Relations area on their site (http://ir.sco.com/) uses ColdFusion running on IIS. That's just sad on many levels.

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    4. Re:Ok, -1 redundant by platypus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do you want to know what's really intersting and funny?

      IP block ir.sco.com

      OrgName: Sequent Computer Systems, Incorporated
      OrgID: SCS-65
      Address: 1000 River Street
      City: Essex Junction
      StateProv: VT
      PostalCode: 05452
      Country: US

      NetRange: 170.224.0.0 - 170.227.255.255
      CIDR: 170.224.0.0/14
      NetName: SEQUENT-B
      NetHandle: NET-170-224-0-0-1
      Parent: NET-170-0-0-0-0
      NetType: Direct Assignment
      NameServer: NS1.RALEIGH.USF.IBM.COM
      NameServer: NS2.RALEIGH.USF.IBM.COM
      Comment:
      RegDate: 1995-04-21
      Updated: 2001-04-06

      TechHandle: ZI22-ARIN
      TechName: Role Account
      TechPhone: +1-866-373-6714
      TechEmail: noc@ibm.com

      # ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2003-08-26 19:15
      # Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.



      So the one SCO Server which still works and coincidentally is for Investor Relations is hosted on the IBM Global Network (I think), and the IP block is still registered for Sequent. The irony.

  3. Wow, corporate shaninigans run rampant by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seems to me that SCO is just trying to get a "free" updated version of their old code. Which from the sounds of things has been vastly improved since they have had any updates done to it.

  4. invoicing by heh2k · · Score: 5, Interesting

    who is been invoiced? that link contains no useful info. big companies? random users? anyone have any more info?

    1. Re:invoicing by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      who is been invoiced? that link contains no useful info. big companies? random users? anyone have any more info?

      Dunno, I've called 1-800-726-8649 twice, leaving my name and number saying they would "call me back". I havn't heard from them.

      Being that I "owe" them about $100k to continue using the software that I've been using for the past 2 years, it seems as though they would be interested in talking to me.

      I would suggest that _everyone_ here that runs linux call SCO 1-800-726-8649 and see if they give a call back. If these ppl are too lame to return a phonecall to collect $100k, then I doubt they will be around too much longer to be of concern to anyone.

      Oh, regarding HP buying licenses. I doubt it. I just met with HP last week to buy another 40 CPUs worth of Itaniums, and I asked them about SCO. They seemed knowledgable of the case, and said something to the affect that "they are off thier rocker".

    2. Re:invoicing by hackwrench · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What and get on their radar? Now that you've called them they are probably preparing a lawsuit to get more than $100k from you right now.

    3. Re:invoicing by budgenator · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To Whom It May Concern, at SCO;
      This short note is to inform you that on Aug 18 2003, that I downloaded the rpm package for the openLinux kernal version 2.4.19 under the provisions of the Free Software Organization's General Public License, as you distributed through your ftp site.
      If you have any questions reguarding your rights, duties and obligations as a distributer of GPL'ed software I'd advise you to got to the Free Software Foundation website for general information and of course seek competant legal advise regarding your specific sitsuation.

      And again let me welcome you the comunity of comercial companies who have donated their copyrighted code for distribution via the GPL.

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    4. Re:invoicing by mranchovy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Solution to that problem: Call from a pay phone in Elko, NV. Tell them you're Bill Gates.

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    5. Re:invoicing by dafyddwalters · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perhaps this is obvious, but by merely sending out several large invoices, SCO are increasing their Accounts Receivable balance, and therefore their profit. It'll be interesting when SCO's next financial statements are released whether it shows an increase in profitability and a corresponding large increase in A/R.

      In other words, if many companies simply ignore or discard their invoices, SCO still looks more profitable on paper.

  5. HP supporting SCO? by mr.henry · · Score: 2, Troll
    Honestly, it does not surprise me. Carly Fiorina, HP CEO and stupid bitch, has basically ruined Hewlett-Packard. After the HP-Compaq merger, I remember reading that one of the founder's sons made a plaque that said "HP, 1938-2001." Really, though, I think it would more accurate if the sign indicated HP's death when Carly started.

    Hewlett-Packard 1938-1999

    Take care of your old HP calculators!

    1. Re:HP supporting SCO? by jorlando · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that 2001 is really appropiate, since that was the year that the merger with Compaq was approved.

      IMO 2006 will be the year that the company formely known as HP, still using the HP brand but recognized only as the producer of crappy compuers, shitty scanners and so-so printers (but losing market share since people already will know the HP's expensive printers don't have quality or features to justify it's tag price) will say "uncle" and will "reinvent itself" with another smiling CEO... in more 5 years they'll be completely forgotten...

      hail carly and her golden parachute!

  6. Backdoor? by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, could this be the reason why the successful DoS attack on SCO by an overly zealous open source advocate was so successful?

  7. licensing fees by Frostalicious · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'do as we say, not as we do'

    This doesn't apply. SCO doesn't want you to stop using Linux, they just want you to pay a licensing fee. One would take for granted that SCO does not need to pay themselves a licensing fee to run their webserver.

    1. Re:licensing fees by arcanumas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But it does raise the question, If Linux indeed has code stolen from SCO then shouldn't SCO's OS be just as good? Did linux coders take it out in addition to stealing it?

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    2. Re:licensing fees by twistedcubic · · Score: 2, Funny


      If Linux indeed has code stolen from SCO then shouldn't SCO's OS be just as good?

      No. Linus has "embraced and extended" the SCO code :)

    3. Re:licensing fees by 11223 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well if the code truly was stolen SCO wouldn't have it.

      I hate the current collusion of theft and copyright infringement.

  8. Ahhh... by stames · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally! An SCO story. I've been going into depressive withdrawal...

  9. Why pay license fees now? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would any company pay their license fees to SCO right now? They haven't proven anything yet, so it would stand to reason that _after_ SCO proves its case in court then companies can begin paying SCO license fees. As long as the issue is disputed, I see no reason any company would decide to pay a license fee to a company that just claims to own some IP without actually proving it.

    1. Re:Why pay license fees now? by DataPath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think some economics could answer that question. SCO can't ask a really high price for licensing right now. No one would buy it. Before they prove their case, low license fees.

      After they would have proven it, though... They can milk that cow for all its worth until no one would buy or use linux. Then they get the multimillion dollar prize from Microsoft. Cash. To the execs.

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    2. Re:Why pay license fees now? by Verteiron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, but companies who pay now will pay less. You can bet that if by some miracle of chance (or more likely, idiocy of judge) SCO wins their court case, companies who were given the "chance" to pay earlier will be paying a lot more afterwards.

      It's a gamble: Pay a little now or risk a chance of paying a lot later. Pointy-haired bosses don't like gambles. If they can pay a little now to make the problem go away (and incidentally add strength to SCO's claims), they'll do so.

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    3. Re:Why pay license fees now? by ThingOne · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Apparently some people are paying license fees, If you take a look at their most recent Quarterly Report
      they mention

      "During the quarter ended April 30, 2003, we recognized $8,250,000, or 39 percent of our quarterly revenue, from our intellectual property licensing initiative, SCOsource, launched in January 2003."

      Obviously some people are stupid enough to license.

    4. Re:Why pay license fees now? by JoeBuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Almost all of it is from Microsoft, and for them it's a good investment if they can slow down Linux deployment by creating fear.

    5. Re:Why pay license fees now? by eyeball · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Apparently some people are paying license fees, If you take a look at their most recent Quarterly Report
      they mention

      "During the quarter ended April 30, 2003, we recognized $8,250,000, or 39 percent of our quarterly revenue, from our intellectual property licensing initiative, SCOsource, launched in January 2003."

      Obviously some people are stupid enough to license.


      If Enron taught us anything, it's that dollar amounts are not necessarily based on anything real.
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    6. Re:Why pay license fees now? by El · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Nice little software operation you got here... be a shame if anything should happen to it, right Vinny?" "Yeah Boss, be a shame!" "You see, we down at the Operation, we figure we actually own dis here business, so you owe us big time! You can pay us now, or pay us later!"

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    7. Re:Why pay license fees now? by pjrc · · Score: 5, Informative
      On every SCO story, invariably someone posts a paranoid concern that perhaps a clueless judge will be assigned to the case, and rule in favor of SCO. These are often moderated to +5, which is quite silly since Judge Dale A. Kimball has already be assigned to the case, and we can see that he's got a reputation for being fair and capable of understanding cases involving technology.

      Groklaw has very extensive research on Kimball's history, which is nicely summarized and easy to read. Every case has links to much more detail. The overall appearance is that Kimball will probably do the right thing.

      Probably most important is the Jacobsen vs Hughes copyright case. Apart from considering much of the material uncopyrightable historical facts, Judge Kimball was quite unimpressed by the plaintif's failure to act in a timely manner to mitigate damages. Quoting from that article:

      "Had Jacobsen voiced his disapproval in 1996, Hughes would have had the opportunity to take the offending material out of the books," Kimball wrote. "For Jacobsen to wait until three volumes of the series had been published before voicing his disapproval, when it is clear he had ample opportunity to let Hughes know of his disapproval as early as 1996, results in extreme prejudice to Hughes."

      Obviously this bodes quite well for IBM and all Linux users. SCO of course will claim they stopped distribution of linux, but this ruling at least shows that Judge Kimball isn't likely to be be charmed with the deplorable way SCO has conducted itself. Kimball's willingness to consider the writing a separate work, even though a part of it was loosely based on Jacobsen's also casts quite a shadow over SCO's chances (assuming the unlikely worst case scenario that SCO has an ace up its sleeve, rather than the bogus examples we've seen so far). It's certainly a good sign that Kimball is unlikely to buy SCO expansive theories about what constitutes a derivitive work.

      The groklaw page has examples where Kimball has ruled against big business, where he's shown competence at handling software intellectual property disputes (eg, Altiris vs Symantec), and where he's handled very complex cases.

      While nothing is 100% certain going into the courtroom, it is a fact that the Judge Kimball has been selected to hear this case. His history shows he's competent, fair, and at least in Jacobsen vs Hughes, he doesn't tollerate the sort of shenanigans SCO has been pulling!

      (yes, -1 redundant... I posted this on the last SCO story.... but the "idiot judge" comments never seem to stop either!)

    8. Re:Why pay license fees now? by Serious+Simon · · Score: 2, Informative
      That money is not from stupid Linux users. On august 14 it was said:

      "The SCOsource revenue does not reflect revenue from sales of its new binary license, which it says protects Linux users from copyright infringement, because the license was only introduced last week, and the first transaction announced Monday."

      http://www.internetnews.com/fina-news/article.php/ 2248751

    9. Re:Why pay license fees now? by EzInKy · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem is Linux is so prone to IP infringement, as it has not established any formal procedures for merging alien code.

      Actually Linux is much less prone to infringing other peoples IP than makers of proprietory software are because its source code is available for anyone to read. This is the same procedure that book publishers have been using successfully since the printing was first developed.

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    10. Re:Why pay license fees now? by Malcontent · · Score: 2, Informative

      " The problem is Linux is so prone to IP infringement, as it has not established any formal procedures for merging alien code. Then, the potentially-infringing code (as part of the kernel) is exploited by RedHat, etc. to make money. Also. I believe that the 2.4 branch leaders allegedly let IP-infringing code to leak in."

      You can believe whatever you want. Some people believe the earth is flat some believe that aliens cloned us.

      "Why? Does the FS/OSS community give a damn about IP?"

      Of course it does. The GPL is wholly dependent on copyright. The FSF owns the copyright to millions of line of code and so do other programmers. If the GPL is ruled illegal then they will exercize that copyright and either prevent people from stealing the code or come up with a different licence.

      "My favourite quote:
      The suspicious [for IP infringement] code has been removed from 2.6 because it was 'ugly', Linus Torvalds"

      You are talking about the malloc code that was only used on MIPS processors right? Anybody running linux on intel chips does not have to worry about that bit of code, it's not in their kernel.

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    11. Re:Why pay license fees now? by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "1) Don't ask for legal advice on /. We're not lawyers."

      I suppose that's correct. Frankly, though, I don't see why anyone should need to consult a lawyer before telling an extortionist to piss off.

      However, I feel no one should be given the advice to consult a lwayer in regard to SCO, without also being told that if they are planning on migrating to Windows, they had better consult a lawyer before clicking on any MS EULA.

      Finally, not accepting any license from SCO should be a no-brainer at this point. Why pay hundreds of dollars for a contract worded in such a fashion as to make you liable for someone else's quote "IP" unquote infringements, and gives further rights to sue you to a company that has been historically litigious? Remember, according to SCO's CEO, "Contracts are what you use against those you have relationships with."

      In fact, forget the lawyer. If you get an invoice, just scrawl the words "Piss off, Darl!!!" across the front of it, photocopy it for your records, and send it off to Darl McBride, c/o The SCO Group.

      Since this advice is free, I disclaim all warranty and indemnification.

    12. Re:Why pay license fees now? by Alsee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apparently some people are paying license fees... $8,250,000

      Look at the quarterly report more closely:

      The two licensing agreements signed by us to date resulted in revenue of $8,250,000 during the April 30, 2003 quarter and provide for an aggregate of an additional $5,000,000 to be paid to us over the next three quarters.

      TWO licences.

      The first of these licenses was with a long-time licensee of the UNIX source code which is a major participant in the UNIX industry and was a clean-up license to cover items that were outside the scope of the initial license.

      Other sources show this is Sun Microsystems, Inc.

      In connection with the execution of the first license agreement, we granted a warrant to the licensee to purchase up to 210,000 shares of our common stock, for a period of five years, at a price of $1.83 per share. This warrant has been valued, using the Black-Scholes valuation method, at $500,000. Because the warrant was issued for no consideration, $500,000 of the license proceeds have been recorded as warrant outstanding and the license revenue reduced accordingly.

      SUN bought a big fat stock option. The details of the SUN deal are not disclosed, but it's quite possible that the licence was insignifigant. SUN may have actually paid zero in licencing.

      The second license was to Microsoft Corporation (Microsoft)

      It has been reported that the Microsoft deal was "between 10 and 20 million". All of the 5 million to be paid over the next three quarters comes from Microsoft, and a minimum of 5 million of the 8.25 million comes from Microsoft. Probably all of the 8.25 million comes from Microsoft.

      The Microsoft deal also includes a clause where Microsoft can at will hand SCO an undisclosed sum of additional money if they decide they want to expand their licence.

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  10. Darl Infringes Apple Patent by ferret70 · · Score: 5, Funny

    More specifically, Steve Jobs's Reality Distortion Field(TM), except that he crossed the wires wrong and only he is affected. W00t!

    1. Re:Darl Infringes Apple Patent by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 2

      that he crossed the wires wrong and only he is affected.

      At which point he explaimed, "SCO owns the IP of crossing wires wrong."

  11. Thanks, Darl! by Jeddawg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ya know, my life has been so much richer since I've been able to tune in to the daily episode of "As the SCO Turns", my favorite soap opera! Although, I almost think this almost qualifies as comedy! In any case, thanks, Darl!

  12. Some wild speculation by cavemanf16 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    OK, this is just a crazy thought I suppose, but why in the world would a company the size of SCO take on a company the size of IBM if they knew their claims were bull? Is it that their claims are "just arguable enough" in a court of law, and they think somehow that choosing the right jurisdiction with the right judge will net them a win? I.e. Choose a really clueless judge in a really backwards jurisdiction or some such crap like that? Or maybe they already have a judge up their sleeve? Or some other MAJOR leverage point that will make this worth their while?

    I just don't see how any person could act so completely ridiculously in a business setting. Then again, the boom of the '90's gave us such wonder-boys as the Enron exec's, so maybe it's not so far fetched that Darl really is a "moron."

    1. Re:Some wild speculation by 26199 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you forgetting the fact that they've been making a killing on the stock market?

    2. Re:Some wild speculation by TMB · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Darl is no moron... he's making a tidy wad of cash selling stock that's risen dramatically in price on the promise of tons of licensing revenue...

      [TMB]

    3. Re:Some wild speculation by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 2, Funny
      Has he really, or is this just something everyone keeps repeating?
      While there have been plenty of insider stock sales at SCO, Darl has not been among them. Check the list - he's not there. Now, if he has family that is selling (I would say "friends or family", but this is Darl we're talking about), then they would not appear on this list, so his brother Larry or his other brother Darl could be selling.
    4. Re:Some wild speculation by El · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They have no expectation of winning the lawsuit... they plan on having all their shares of stock sold before they get a judgement! Yes, it's a crazy world where you can run up your share prices by spouting bullshit... but then, people have been put in jail for less obvious frauds.

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    5. Re:Some wild speculation by platypus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then again, immediately going after IBM wasn't the smartest thing in the world, so maybe they are just nuts...

      I think at this point there are clearly only two alternatives:

      1) They are absolutely dumb
      2) They had concluded that this would be the way to maximize profit for some important entities in and around SCO, and consequentially followed some plan. It's quite possible that their plan didn't work out as they thought and the situation is not in their control anymore.

      The first alternative is only explainable by aliens that have invaded Utah to test some brain melting secret weapons against humans.

    6. Re:Some wild speculation by steveha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There has been speculation that Darl and company wanted to make a big noise, and that IBM or someone would buy SCO to make the noise go away. This would avoid an Enron-like ending.

      It quickly became clear that IBM didn't intend to buy SCO, but was (and is) willing to fight SCO forever in court. But perhaps by then they felt they were committed.

      steveha

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    7. Re:Some wild speculation by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 2, Funny
      "why in the world would a company the size of SCO take on a company the size of IBM if they knew their claims were bull?" ... I believe they were initially trying to get some cash from IBM to make up for being jilted in Monterey whenIBM fell in love iwth Linux. That went nowhere, so they decided to bluster about their rights and trade secrets and that went nowhere either. Tired of being ignored, they pulled out their ultimate weapon (no, not McBride's mouth) and sued IBM, hoping to get a quick cash settlement. Right about then, they noticed that what thye thought they were standing on was NOT firm ground, it was one of those rock overhangs in a Roadrummre cartoon, and IBM was driving a bulldozer at them very slowly. Then a lot of B&W birds showed up and started pooping on the rock and digging undreneath it to make it wobblier.

      "they think somehow that choosing the right jurisdiction with the right judge will net them a win?" ... they originally filed in Utah state courts, didn't they. And hired a carnival law firm's lead barker.

    8. Re:Some wild speculation by DashEvil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Lie
      2) Sell stock
      3) ???
      4) Live in Mexico

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    9. Re:Some wild speculation by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The top execs are not selling their stock, or else they might draw the fire of the SEC.

      What's happening instead is a shuffling of stock to other Canopy Group shell companies, and it is dumped from there. Bruce Perens supplied a link in one of the commments around here someplace. So, the deal is probably like this:

      While SCO has stock that is worth something more than toilet paper, they "buy" companies already owned by their parent company, The Canopy Group. The Canopy Group liquidates those stocks, and at the end, Darl and Friends get a nice hefty bonus, as SCO stock tanks.

      It's a nice scam, if you can get it.

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    10. Re:Some wild speculation by pjrc · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...they think somehow that choosing the right jurisdiction with the right judge will net them a win? I.e. Choose a really clueless judge in a really backwards jurisdiction or some such crap like that? Or maybe they already have a judge up their sleeve?

      Nope. Looks like Judge Dale A Kimball isn't going to hand it to them. Follow that like to my previous post today (which is a repost from a few days ago), for links to lots of info about Kimball, and about how he recently ruled against a plaintif in a copyright case, even though the writing was based partly on the plaintif's works, largely because the plaintif had not acted timely and in good faith of mitigate damages.

      No, if that is SCO's angle, it won't work... just like every other aspect of this case that's come to light so far.

    11. Re:Some wild speculation by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 2

      The top execs are not selling their stock, or else they might draw the fire of the SEC.

      Some are, but slowly, so they don't attract attention. I would be interested to time those sales with SCO press releases, especially considering what would have been unrealistically optimistic autosale targets a mere eight months ago, and that SCO has produced nothing but legal paperwork and PR hot air in a long time.

      I do hope someone is cataloguing all of these stock tricks, though. I imagine the SEC would be very interested in evidence that a company is engaging in a pump-and-dump scheme, and the execs are getting away with it.

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  13. Lots of talk, little action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why are so many companies who are doing Linux business (SuSE, for example) complaining, but not unleashing their lawyers. The last thing SCO needs right now are more countersuits, which in turn makes it for us the first thing we should do right now.

    1. Re:Lots of talk, little action by hackstraw · · Score: 5, Interesting

      SuSE, as you gave for an example, is in Germany where SCO was given a "put up or shut up" mandate, which is a part of the German legal system.

      SCO hasn't said anything to any Germans since.

    2. Re:Lots of talk, little action by aoteoroa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why are so many companies who are doing Linux business (SuSE, for example) complaining, but not unleashing their lawyers.

      Like the old saying:

      Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience.

  14. Yeah, they "reviewed" that code... by AEton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paul Hatch, a SCO spokesman, wrote in a statement to The Tech, "To clarify, the individuals reviewing the code had been involved with MIT labs in the past, but are not currently at MIT. Unfortunately, due to contractual obligations, we cannot specifically name the individuals."

    I get the sudden impression of a trio who tried out for the role of the Lone Gunmen on the X-Files and failed miserably, crawling through MIT's underground tunnels.

    "Quick, it's the campus cops! Run!"

    "But we haven't finished copying UNIX code into /src/kernel!"

    "That's okay, we'll just grep some BSD code and put it in Symbol font. They'll never know the difference!"

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  15. Why would anyone buy a license? by Vip · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How many of you would do business with a company who would buy a license from SCO?

    I think buying a license, and then allowing it to be public knowlege that you did so would be corporate suicide. Unless you didn't want Linux (or to an extent, Unix) to succeed.

    Vip

    1. Re:Why would anyone buy a license? by ca_ajh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How many of you would invest with a company who would buy a license from SCO? Paying SCO so that SCO will the right to audit you seems to me to be wasting money and aquiring a liability.

    2. Re:Why would anyone buy a license? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How many of you would do business with a company who would buy a license from SCO?

      I'd best most of us already do, whether we're aware of it or not. Do you research every company a vendor does business with when you evaluate their product?

    3. Re:Why would anyone buy a license? by A+Commentor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The 'one' Fortune 500 company that bought the licenses, had to be Microsoft. I'm sure they have linux boxes for competitive analysis, review, etc. There is no better way to supply cash to someone that is doing your dirty work, than to pay for these licenses. If they just handed over cash, it would look too fishy.

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  16. Examples and exhibits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you look at their Obfuscated Copying slide (#15), it clearly states 'Obfuscated System V Code Has Been Copied Into Linux Kernel Releases 2.4x and 2.5x,' and then the slide labels the BPF code on the left as 'System V Code.'

    Actually that doesn't make it a "flat-out lie" - it could easily be interpreted as Sontag says. Think of it as a explanatory diagram rather than an example of alledged infringing code.

    Doesn't matter whether you or I would interpret it that way, but whether a judge or jury can be made to. And that might even be what it really was - since they apparently don't want to release the code, they might have just picked something similar in style or lineage to illustrate their point without revealing the actual sources of their claim.

    1. Re:Examples and exhibits by dazk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, it might of course have been an explanatory diagram. Question is, what does it explain? It simply explains that there is code from other sources that was copied and unsed in the linux kernel. But what exactly does that tell the crowd? Nothing much really especially nothing at all related to SCO's claims. Additionally, why would they label the code Sys V code if it isn't Sys V code? Why would they risk being shot down in public the way they are if they actually have close to a million lines of code as they claim. What's a few lines for a slide out of about a million?

      Naah, I think they used this piece because they really thought it was a good example and now they are backpaddeling and probably someone got his butt kicked for giving management "evidence" that useless.

      My guess is that Darl McBribe will not so soon repeat the lines of code claim since they will probably do better checking and come up with much less lines if any. If he really doesn't repeat the close to a million claim I'd say that's a good indicator because they definately would if that number wasn't questionably in their minds.

  17. Mathematicians? by Bridog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um, as a mathematician I can understand why I might be hired to sell hotdogs, but to justify undefined claims? Naaaa.

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    1. Re:Mathematicians? by OECD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Um, as a mathematician I can understand why I might be hired to sell
      hotdogs, but to justify undefined claims?

      Thank you! IANAM, but I was scratching my head over that claim. Were we supposed to think they were compiling it mentally? Sheesh, next we'll hear that the other teams were composed of Brain Surgeons and Rocket Scientists...

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  18. Well, this is what *I* think... by Talia+Starhawke · · Score: 5, Funny
    SCO reminds me of my brother and I fighting over something. My brother would say I had something of his, and I would say, "Prove it, fart-butt!" And he'd run off to his room and grab some miniscule carpet fiber (which he had been saving for months) that had an imprint on it which *might* have looked like a part of my shoe, which proved I was in his room. But he never could say what I took, why I took it, when I had the opportunity to take it, or even that he wanted it back! He just wanted me to pay for the "missing property" immediately, or he'd pound me into grape jelly.

    My mother would tap her foot impatiently, say, "She doesn't have your stuff, stop being so mean to your sister," and promptly ground him for being a dork.

    So, using this logic, IBM should say, "Linux doesn't have your code, stop being so mean to the open source community," and promptly sue them for being dorks.

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    1. Re:Well, this is what *I* think... by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 2, Funny

      The difference here, Sis, is cleary that you took it. I know you took it, you just admitted it. Mom always took your side. Now give it back now!

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    2. Re:Well, this is what *I* think... by Cassius105 · · Score: 2, Funny

      that would be hilariouse id love to see IBMs lawyer stand up with his stern lawyer face and say "we are sueing SCO for 5 billion dollers because they are dorks" :)

    3. Re:Well, this is what *I* think... by crapulent · · Score: 2, Funny

      I keep getting the mental image of Cartman running this lawsuit... it's like that bit where they're playing "Bosnians vs. Americans." Stan says something like "I shot you Cartman, you're dead." "Uh, no way, I have.. uh.. special ... armor that's--" "No way! Every time we play Bosnians vs. Americans you cheat! Goddamn it!" (or something like that.)

      McBride: "we have.. uh.. special... source code..."

  19. BPF by henbane · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Isn't it possible that something as obviously non-infringing as the BPF filter is just an effort to make the community relax? I can't see how anyone, even a company as litigious as SCO, could possibly be stuck with examples like this. You can dig the algorithm and comments from textbooks over 20 years old. If you was to use it in a college assignment as is it would just be considered proper use of the tools at hand so how can SCO possibly believe that it is infringement.

    Am I the only one who believes there has got to be more to this claim? I know that all their actions seem to be designed and timed to boost their stock price every time it seems to be flagging a little from its already inflated position but surely BPF and similar code is not all they have?

    Those AT&T contracts IBM signed were pretty damn restrictive and having read the responses from Perens and Raymond I can understand how someone "reasonable" with an understanding of the issues involved can see that this is not the same as a derivative work but we are talking about something coming from a legal point of view which doesn't always look at things reasonably especially when it comes to U.S. copyright law. Even though this is a contract dispute it still looks like it could become another copyright mess so I don't really understand the seemingly overwhelming confidence of the OSS community.

    1. Re:BPF by Sven+Tuerpe · · Score: 4, Funny
      Am I the only one who believes there has got to be more to this claim?

      Yes.

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    2. Re:BPF by BooRadley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First of all, this is a lawsuit. That hasn't made it to court. And probably won't.

      Disclaimer: The following is my opinion, so if you are easily offended by sweeping generalities, outright ignorance, bad grammar, or misspellings, do not read further. Thanks.

      The lawsuit states that IBM used licensed code from the UNIX kernel source to create some functionality or other in AIX and linux, which they redistributed. And that's all it says.

      SCO will not allow IBM to see what the supposed "infringing code" is, so they are trying to maximize any damages, instead of helping to remedy the situation.

      The only mention of going after Linux, Linux users, or the Free Software community that has been made has been utterly without any legal or court filing, and only through press release. SCO realized that the AIX user community didn't give two shits about their claims, and by extension IBM wasn't about to be blackmailed into buying them out. So falling back to plan B, they spewed one press release after another to generate all the press they could, and behold, their stock price has jumped through the roof.

      IBM amd RedHat, on the other hand, have filed court motions to out SCO's proof, and to penalize them for unethical behavior, slander, tort, and all sorts of other slimy shit. Not to mention IBM's patent portfolio.

      There has been no mention of copyright, patent, or any other intellectual property violation on sco's part, except through press release that they are "preparing" to sue someone.

      I can say I'm "preparing" to light my farts and fly to the moon, but until I actually do it, it's not going to get a lot of attention.

      SCO's going to get pounded into the ground, and until there is a motion of actual litigation on their part against someone for infringing code in linux, there's not much to get riled up about. Until then, it's just a contract dispute between sco and IBM.

      So lighten up and go write some code!

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    3. Re:BPF by Kismet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The effect of the "Big Lie", as Hitler put it, is to suggest to reasonable minds that they must be in err. The claims are so preposterous, so fantastic, that we suppose we must have overlooked some critical piece of evidence. Therefore, we question ourselves and our conclusions. We say things like "I don't understand how we can be so confident about this."

      This was a Nazi propaganda tool, and it was very effective. I see a lot of similarities today in the SCO case.

      Part of our responsibility as reasonable thinkers, is to remove any bias we might have, and evaluate assertions on their factual merits. By removing our bias, we seek to give each side of the argument equal footing.

      Many people believe that, if they are unbiased, then they are thinking reasonably. What we fail to realize is how facts and evidence can prove the truth of any assertion beyond reasonable doubt. People have a hard time with facts because facts tend to restore bias in favor of the truth. Reasonable people are uncomfortable being biased, and are therefore more susceptible to the Big Lie.

      There are two sides of the SCO issue. The SCO side is supported entirely with allegations, without a single shred of factual evidence that has been disclosed to the public.

      The other side has a mountain of facts to refute every allegation that SCO has made.

      I suggest that it is unfair to give SCO an unbiased benefit of the doubt when all of the facts clearly contradict everything they have said. That would be like presenting a Suicide Cult as a reasonable doctrine for society to consider.

      We have no reason to not be confident in our position. SCO has no proof of their claims, not a single bit.

    4. Re:BPF by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The stock scam angle, and the MSFT-puppet angle are just yammering conspiracy theories from linux zealots without the mental accumen to think outside the slashbot party line. I dont buy it.

      The stock scam is the only angle that fits all the facts.

      Fact: SCO has filed a lawsuit against IBM concerning breach of contract.

      Fact: though not in any way related to the breach of contract (which would be incumbent upon IBM to provide renumeration should SCO win the suit), SCO has sent out letters to large Linux users demanding money. (I don't mean big-boned Linux users, of course.)

      Fact: SCO has stated they have evidence proving their claims, but refuse to present the evidence.

      Fact: SCO has kept upping the ante, their statements growing wilder and wilder each week. Oddly, their stock goes *up* after many of these wild, unsubstantiated, sometimes incoherent claims.

      Fact: SCO execs are dumping their stocks, and their parent, The Canopy Group, is shuffling holdings around, "selling" portions of some Canopy companies to SCO in exchange for inflated SCO stock.

      As the old saying goes, follow the money. This is all about the money, both from stock and from any Linux user stupid enough to pay the shakedown. SCO has no established legal right to demand money; they won't until after it has been judged in a court of law that their IP was misappropriated.

      I believe there are many levels to this whole deal. The first is the stock scam angle, which is undeniably part of their scheme, whether they think they are right or not. Secondly, they appear to be trying to make a nuisance of themselves to the point IBM or Red Hat finally gets them to shut up by buying them outright. And, in a Shoot The Moon sort of gamble, they may just win in court and become one of the richest Unix companies in existence.

      This isn't conspiracy theory; this is simply trying to explain all the facts. Do you have an explaination that covers all the facts?

      This is more than a pump-and-dump scam, else they're about the most pathetically inept corporate criminals in history.

      Hardly. Their legal claims against IBM have not changed substantially, and it is the legal aspect that matters, not their absurd public statements about owning millions of lines of Linux code. But, it is the public statements that are pumping up the price of SCO stock.

      It's doubtful the SEC will look twice at SCO. It would be nice, but since they've not even managed to nail those Enron bastards, I don't see when they'll get around to picking up someone as penny-ante as SCO.

      Lets ignore the fact that there are countless politically motivated anti-corporate types in the linux "community", any one of which would not hesitate to dump corporate IP into the kernel. SCOs allegations are not as far fetched as /. would have you believe.

      And your proof for this is....? No, "My nose goblins told me so!" does not count.

      It doesn't matter what /. thinks, as most on /. don't contribute to any Free Software project, let alone the kernel. Linus & co. have had an excellent history of removing *any* code which might not be completely untainted. Yes, it is possible for one person to claim corporately-created code as his own, and submit that; however, if that case were to arise, Linus would not hesitate to remove that code, as demonstrated both by statements on record and by past action.

      And, as one of those "politically motivated anti-corporate types," I resent the statement that I do not respect the work of others. I would never claim another's work as my own; nor would I do anything with that work contrary to their wishes. Most other programmers I have met feel very strongly about this, as well, *especially* the Free Software crowd.

      But, if you feel comfortable with your head in the sand and your fingers in your ears, please don't let me destroy your delusions.

      BTW, IANAL, IDNPOOTV, ETC.

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    5. Re:BPF by lordkimbot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I try to keep reviewing all of this in the perspective of someone who would be more inclined to watch CNBC, or read the Wall Street Journal and, 'shudder', consistantly vote Republican-Conservative, rather than read /.. They, for the most part would tend to believe that the Microsoft business model is a sound one, and our community consists of anti-capitalists and socialists and this SCO must be onto a valid premise.

      SCO seems to me and many others, to be singularly working to keep the stock bubble elevated for as long a period as possible. Perhaps some of the price sustain is some assurance that they are winning the game of approval in the public investor mainstream. This mainstream is probably a significant voter/economic influence in the US. Perhaps there is some hope this mainstream public opinion is perceived to be of value beyond the stock price manipulation. If I had some money to burn, why not put some on a long shot like SCO. We all hope justice will prevail. Quite often it does not. Oklahoma pursueing MCI today in light of little else occurring to punish the wrong perpetuated to date, the New York Attorney General's actions in light of utter SEC failure to regulate, Microsoft's protection by the DOJ, show us the business of the day is BIG Business in the US.

      SCO's business appears to be simply based on litigation and stock manipulation as we've seen demonstrated and documented nearly everyday. Their value is definately a perverse benefit to the software giant that has effectively become a primary power and influence in the US and their benefactor to a purpose. Their daily responses are absurd to many of us, but seem to be effective in sustaining the stock bubble. They appear well prepared to sustain public opinion in their selected forum. Our discussions probably assist them in determining their next move. Fortunatly there are those in the Open Source community with the resources, knowledge and training to keep forcing the issues to the surface.

      Ultimately, the actions of those who have been in the Open Source movement for the duration to document and rebut the daily FUD, strengthen the eventuality that the GPL will have to sustain an 'ultimate' test in a court of law and will prevail. Isn't that where this all ends up? At the end of the day Microsoft wants to force this issue to a vote, and hopes it will prevail.

      I become determined everyday, to do everything in my power to do as little as possible to continue perpetuating anything related to a Microsoft solution.

      I benefit as a relative newcomer to all the analysis and historical review of Unix and Linux.

      What the hell am I going to read after this is all resolved!? I'm afraid...:-)

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    6. Re:BPF by benzapp · · Score: 3, Informative

      The term "Big Lie" is something which is often quoted as coming from Hitler, but that is not entirely accurate. German Prapoganda (The term "Nazi" was in fact a British propaganda tool, the Germans nor the National Socialist Party members referred to themselves as such) was in many ways much more accurate than allied propoganda at the time. Hitler did write extensively about the subject of Propoganda, most importantly in his book Mein Kampf. The term "The Big Lie" was not actually used however. The discussion focused more on how the British extensively used Propoganda whereas the Germans did little more then mock their enemies as idiots. Hitler also went into some detail about how propaganda is the art of selling an idea and rightly compared it to commercial advertising. I highly doubt Arie Fleischer would admit he is nothing more than an advertiser, selling the ideas pushed by the Bush administration. Whatever else Hitler did, he did not lie to the world about his goals, propaganda included.

      The real usage of the term "Big Lie" by the Germans was mostly by Joseph Goebbels, the Propoganda minister. It was mostly in reference to the primary British argument for why Germany must be stopped. The British accused the Germans of plotting to take over the world, something you hear often today. It doesn't really matter this was never a stated goal of Germany, nor that they completely lacked the means and admitted as such. What matters is Great Britain already controlled 2/3 of the world in 1940. Not only was Britains lie without any basis in fact, it was incredibly hypocritical.

      Here is a speech by Goebbels regarding this topic.

      The proper analogy you should be making is SCO's claim that their rights are being infringed upon by Linux are as proposterous as Britain's claim that Germany wished and was able to control the world.

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    7. Re:BPF by Permission+Denied · · Score: 2
      The effect of the "Big Lie", as Hitler put it...

      Yeah, thanks. Have you never heard of Godwin's law?

      So where do I pay my license fees?

  20. Apache 1.3.14 is not a multithreaded web server by cpeterso · · Score: 5, Interesting


    SCO's web site has been served by Apache on Linux. Your humble author suggests that SCO found themselves requiring a multithreaded web server, and as SCO UNIX is based on an ancient version of The UNIX spec it just couldn't cope

    If SCO needed a multithreaded web server, why would they use Apache 1.3.14?

  21. License to get sued??? by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should the audit reveal that the user has underpaid SCO by 5% or $5,000, whichever is highest, the user also agrees to pay the price for the audit.

    So, not only am I being extorted, but I'm agreeing to be extorted at a future date as well!?!

    Please, SCO spare us the bandwidth. Shut Up!

    -B

  22. No way, FUD /. by msimm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd much rather see a FUD section. SCO will go away (how long is anyone's guess) but the FUD is going to be a long term problem.

    If not FUD maybe a *nix section, but I think FUD would be more interesting.

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  23. about time. by 514x0r · · Score: 3, Funny

    wow, it's 4:30. i'd almost given up on my daily SCO story.

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  24. Invoices? by Kaa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone here works at a place that actually got one of these "invoices" from SCO?

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    1. Re:Invoices? by Ed+Almos · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but by God I am waiting with baited breath.

      Here we are running half a dozen AIX machines plus a couple of Linux clusters with 32 nodes each, which means that the invoice from SCO should land with quite a thud. When it arrives I'll pass it on to my four-year old daughter who needs plenty of paper when using her crayons.

      I might send it back so that the SCO execs can have a nice picture of a penguin to hang on the wall, then again, I like my daughter's pictures.

      Ed Almos
      Proud Father & Proud Linux User

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  25. Re:Can /. do me a favour? by Gherald · · Score: 5, Informative

    > You've got a Mac /., and a games /., so why not a SCO /. and just save the rest of us (who aren't interested) the trouble?

    Go here. Click "Homepage".

    Under topics, search for "Caldera". Check the box next to it.

    While you are at it, search for "michael" on the left, under "authors". Check the box next to him

    Scroll down. Click Save.

  26. Maybe I'm too old... by shotfeel · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but that stuff about the mathematicians had me imagining a SCO representative doing a Maxwell Smart impersonation.

    "Yes, we hired a team of crack mathematicians from MIT to scour the code...."
    "Would you believe we hired an accountant who's heard of MIT to scour the code..."
    "How about we cornered a kid coming out of his remedial math class and offered him free pizza if he could find two words that matched?"

  27. Dear SCO by QuackQuack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear SCO,

    I have already paid for your Linux license, yet I have erroniously received another invoice.

    After some investigation, I think I figured out the mix up. Due to contractual obligations, I had to send the payment secretly. It's in a white unmarked envelope with no return address. Due to the circumstances, I was forced to send cash against the advice of the US postal service. Still I trust that it arrived safely. If you have any doubts, my accountant, whose name I cannot reveal, will vouch for me. He used to teach at MIT so his credibility is obviously impeccable.

    Now that we've straightened out this matter, I will discard this invoice.

    Thank you,

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  28. Comedy possibilities endless! by El · · Score: 2, Funny
    "To clarify, the individuals reviewing the code had been involved with MIT labs in the past, but are not currently at MIT. Unfortunately, due to contractual obligations, we cannot specifically name the individuals."
    Well, sure, if I was working for SCO, I wouldn't want me name known publicly either!

    "We're the owners of the Unix (AT&T) System V code, and so we would know what it would look like,"
    Yeah, sure, having recently purchased rights to the code, they would definately have a better idea what it looks like than, say, the guys that wrote the code!!

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  29. Story about how Canopy Group is cashing in on SCO by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This Computerworld story tells how Canopy Group is cashing in on the SCO fear war. As SCO kites its stock, Canopy directs SCO to purchase other, not-tremendously-desirable Canopy Group companies. Canopy Group then gets more SCO stock to sell for cash.

    The latest SCO acquisition is Vultus, which even sounds evil. The SCO stockholders are the eventual losers, but I find it difficult to develop sympathy for someone who buys into a shakedown racket.

    Bruce

  30. Why mathematicians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know, I know, I should really RTFA before posting, but unfortunately where I am working they are severely watching all of our net access. Due to quite a few die-hard Linux fans, we are allowed to view /. but our non-relevant-to-coding sites are being restricted. As such, my subject:

    Why mathematicians?

    After recently completing my BSc in Computer Science with an extensive math background, why would SCO hire mathematicians to peruse software code? OK, maybe they are mathematicians who are proficient in computer software, but most of the mathematicians that I have been exposed to in university can use a computer to surf, but cannot write a line of code to save their lives. And then SCO wants us to believe that these mathematicians not only read the UNIX source code, but were somehow able to.. what? Identify that line 397 in UNIX is the same as line 397 in Linux? Any trained individual can do that. So why the big deal about (supposed) MIT mathematicians?

    1. Re:Why mathematicians? by X · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is an information theory/pattern recognition problem. Something that mathematicians would be very good at. In a lot of ways, this is a lot like a cryptography problem.

      It's sad when people in Computer Science don't realize that what they are doing is essentially math.

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  31. Novell tells SCO to Shut Up by Aiua · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to Australian LinuxWorld is reporting that Novell's CTO has issued an ultimatum to SCO: put up or shut up.

  32. Anti-OSS bias in media? by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've been following the SCO case, and other IP-related cases, with great iterest -- collecting as many articles as I can about everything related. One thing I've noticed is that SCO's grandiose claims were plastered over all the business-related media pretty quickly, but all the rebuttal arguments (that make SCO's case looks like Swiss chesse) aren't showing up in the same outlets.

    Unless some IT manager also read sites such as /., it's quite possible they would still believe SCO has a good case on their hands.

    The whole thing is damning to Linux specifically, and open source as well. I cannot help but see a media bias against OSS. Anyone else notice this?

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    1. Re:Anti-OSS bias in media? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny, since a couple of years ago, people said there was a pro-OSS bias in the media, back when Linux was the darling child of the dot-com boom. In the end, it's not bias against OSS, it's bias toward controversy which gets readers. Just like Slashdot and its obsessive string of SCO and Microsoft hole stories.

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    2. Re:Anti-OSS bias in media? by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Easy. The headline:

      SCO sues IBM for 3.5 Billion for Contract violation

      is business news. The retaliation:

      Linux kernel programmers find that "stolen" code was actually BSD licensed

      Is geek news, not business news.

    3. Re:Anti-OSS bias in media? by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh, I was just wondering if SCO has figured out a way to manipulate those automated AI systems the big investment firms use to buy and sell stock. I.e.

      1. Release tons of press releases
      2. sue multi-billion dollar company
      3. get media to cover your sorry ass from here to Sunday.
      4. manipulate stock market
      5. Profit!
      6. Go to step 1.
      7. If ProfitStep() > $1billion GoTo jail.

      Perhaps Darl is planning on pulling out right around the time SCO hits that magical $999 million dollar market cap and moving to Mexico?

  33. Selected searches from SCO's website by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Darl McBride is a big yellow turd
    Displaying documents 1-20 of total 2825 found.
    1. SCO | Company | History of SCO

    Plans for the next weekly Pot-Party
    Displaying documents 1-20 of total 2951 found.

    We think we rock big time
    Displaying documents 1-20 of total 1116 found.

    nya nya nya nya take that suckers
    Displaying documents 1-20 of total 1586 found.

    Why shit and waste it when you can burp and taste it.

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  34. hmm... by di0s · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But Sontag said the BPF routines were not intended to be an example of stolen code, but rather a demonstration of how SCO was able to detect "obfuscated" code, or code that had been altered slightly to disguise its origins. The slide displaying the code should have been written differently to reflect that intention, he said.

    But that slide said "one example of many", didn't it? I wonder how far Sontag can fit his foot in his mouth.

  35. Holy Cow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, a girl!!!

    So, do you like....stuff?

    1. Re:Holy Cow by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

      All these guys ignoring what was said and drooling over the fact that an actual girl said something. Come on guys, that's the internet equivelent of staring at her chest during a conversation.

      Perhaps slashdot should have users enter their sex so you can have a +5 Female modifier. :)

  36. Huh? by heironymouscoward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are perfectly good - and fast - multithreaded web servers that will run on SCO, at least as fast or faster than Apache.

    Xitami (which I admit I wrote huge chunks of) is one such beast.

    SCO are stupider than I thought.

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  37. Re:Hey! by El · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean back in the good ol' days, when the founder of SCO had to quit 'cause he kept getting sued for sexually harrasing female employees? And the marketing department used to store their dope in the company freezer? And they were the only company in town with a hottub in their office? Oh yeah, they had a much better reputation in those days!

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  38. Actually... by 6079_Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to this story over at The Inquirer [...], SCO has officially announced that HP is safe from their infringement lawsuit brigade ...

    No.

  39. a more likely explanation: by pb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Caldera bought SCO, remember? That's probably when and why it changed over.

    Why, I remember when Caldera was trying to be a Linux company, and SCO was just a defunct Unix. Now all we have is Caldera/SCO trying hard to be a defunct company!

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  40. Boycott Canopy Group Companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ralph Yarro is the real enemy. SCO is just the means to his evil. Ralph sits on the board and controls many of the the Canopy Groups companies. Look here for the various companies he controls/subsidizes/owns/sits on the board of . If you do business with them, let them know that this lawsuit is a bad idea. The way to get to Ralph is to hurt him in the pocket book. He just doesn't seem to understand logic. The way to make him understand is by showing him that we mean business.

    Some of these subsidiary companies, by the way, are Linux/Open source whatever companies. He'll get the message real fast and call of the dogs if we just turn up the fire on his flank side.

    1. Re:Boycott Canopy Group Companies by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, and guess who else is owned by Canopy group???

      (ting ting ting!) QT by TrollTech. And you wondered why Stallman was worried about a non-free widget set becoming popuar in use in linux...

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    2. Re:Boycott Canopy Group Companies by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 4, Informative

      HONK!

      Thanks for playing - SCO/Canopy own a little over 5% of TrollTech See here

      Seraphim

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  41. MS and SUn by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 2, Informative

    * million was MS's payment SUn deal was an offer to pick up more stock

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  42. SCO License against the law in Texas by BootSpooge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe.......

    CHAPTER 17. DECEPTIVE TRADE PRACTICES

    SUBCHAPTER E. DECEPTIVE TRADE PRACTICES AND CONSUMER PROTECTION

    17.46. Deceptive Trade Practices Unlawful

    Text of subd. (24), as amended by Acts 2001, 77th Leg., ch. 962, 1, effective Sept. 1, 2001.

    (24) failing to disclose information concerning goods or services which was known at the time of the transaction if such failure to disclose such information was intended to induce the consumer into a transaction into which the consumer would not have entered had the information been disclosed;


    It would seem by not divulging exactly what they are trying to license they are breaking the above law. If they said gimme $699 for GPL code would you buy it?

  43. that filter won't help, much by Artifex · · Score: 2, Informative
    Under topics, search for "Caldera". Check the box next to it.


    Except that this article was filed under "the courts" and some other department links, but none of them are Caldera, either.

    The filter only works if the editors properly tag the stories, but few of the recent SCO stories actually were filed under Caldera. The editors have a cavalier attitude to fact-checking, grammar, and spelling, so I doubt they'll suddenly start enforcing strict filing rules.

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  44. Get your facts straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Come on, guys.

    The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc. dissolved several years ago, and no longer exists. The company that has been in the headlines recently is SCO Group, formerly Caldera, based out of Utah.

    There's no such operating system as "SCO UNIX". There's OpenServer (which is based on an old non-threading version of the UNIX kernel...SVR3) and OpenUNIX, formerly UnixWare, which is about as modern as UNIXes get.

    Of course, Caldera/SCO Group was originally a pure Linux company, so it's not surprising they use Linux to host their web server. However, thanks to the LKP (Linux Kernel Personality) feature in OpenUNIX, that "Linux" web server may actually have a UNIX SVR5 kernel inside it with a GNU+Apache filesystem on top, making it indistinguishable from Linux from the outside.

    1. Re:Get your facts straight by Newtonian_p · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wouldn't that be a bit stupid since there's a UnixWare port of Apache.

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    2. Re:Get your facts straight by 4minus0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      OpenUNIX, formerly UnixWare, which is about as modern as UNIXes get

      About as modern is correct. OpenUNIX is UNIX95 certified as seen here.
      As modern as UNIXes get is UNIX98 (according to The Open Group). Which as you can see by the link does not include OpenUNIX.
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  45. Persons who once worked in the MIT Dept. of Math by ENOENT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yup, SCO hired a crew who "worked" at MIT, stealing laptops and selling drugs.

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  46. Re:Hey! by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 4, Informative
    Don't use the full name, you insensative clod!
    Actually, the full name is The SCO Group, not Santa Cruz Operations. Caldera, after buying most of Santa Cruz Operation's intellectual property, changed its name to The SCO Group. The original SCO has changed its name to Tarantella.

    And now you know, the rest of the story.
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  47. Only the finest (Sanitation) Engineers by DCheesi · · Score: 2, Funny
    (SCO's explanation is that the company is talking about a team made up of people who formerly worked at MIT, rather than a group still associated with the school, but "due to contractual obligations, we cannot specifically name the individuals.")

    Hmm, does anyone know of any former MIT janitors working over at SCO these days?

  48. HP by El · · Score: 3, Informative

    SCO has officially announced that HP is safe from their infringement lawsuit brigade
    By my reading of the story, HP has announced that HP doesn't beleive it infringes on SCO code... not SCO.

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  49. Step 2: ? by chundo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, I think they've just spelled out part 2 of their business plan.

    Step 1: Declare the GPL invalid, and claim ownership of Linux.
    Step 2: Steal liberally from Linux source code in order to reinvigorate their nearly-dead OS.
    Step 3: Profit.

    Granted, step 1 is a long shot, now 'm starting to see other ways they could benefit from this lawsuit besides a hefty settlement from IBM.

    -j

  50. But.. but... it's not obfuscated code, you morons! by barawn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, even assuming Chris Sontag (who's rapidly replacing McBride as "Biggest Idiot I've Ever Seen In Charge Of Something He Has No Idea About") honestly intended the BPF code to be an 'example', he missed the point.

    It's not obfuscated code. Not at all. It's a clean room implementation, and if he doubts it, he can go to the door of the person who wrote it, and kiss his ass.

    Second, they argue that the malloc() implementation is still valid, even after Linus says "well, it was removed" - ignoring the screams by the damned authors of the code saying "Screw off, SCO, it's OUR code, we wrote it, go the hell away."

    For everyone out there that thinks there might be something to their claims, there isn't. They're idiots. There's absolutely nothing intelligent that they've pointed out at all, and they've simply proved that they're really attempting a shell game. No, no, look in the other hand. That's where we've got the infringing code!

  51. Charge them with mail fraud! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was an article a week or two ago suggesting this, that any company that receives an invoice should file mail fraud charges against SCO! They are trying to bill companies for something that they have no right to bill for (fraud), and they are doing it through the mail (I presume).

    Besides getting postal investigators in on the action, in the worst case scenario, i.e., SCO wins everything, companies can claim that they were waiting on the outcome of the mail fraud investigation and so shouldn't be liable for any extra damages due to failure to pay in a timely manner.

    In summary, please publicise the suggestion that any company who receives an invoice for Linux from SCO file mail fraud charges!

  52. "no provisions for refunding IP license fees" by pomakis · · Score: 4, Informative
    The referenced sending invoices to Linux users article states:

    The company has also indicated, however, that should it lose such a case, there are no provisions for refunding IP license fees.

    Is this legal? I mean, can they get away with this once the courts decide that they're full of shit? If a person buys an IP license fee and then the courts decide that no such IP license exists, wouldn't he or she be legally entitled to a refund?

    1. Re:"no provisions for refunding IP license fees" by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Funny
      What the SCO license says is basically "we won't sue you for using any of our IP that is in Linux". This does not necessarily mean that there is any of their IP in Linux, just that if they find any, they won't sue you for using it.

      As an analogy, for $20 I will sell you all my real estate. For another $20, I will sell you insurance that covers Martian invasions. When you discover that I own no land and that Mars is uninhabited, don't expect your $40 back because technically I gave you everything I promised.

      SCO, however, don't just limit themselves to this. While in and of itself selling snake oil could be dismissed as "let the buyer beware", they use lies and FUD to make people think their worthless license has value. Contrast the grab-bag nature of my real estate example above to someone who actually presents themself as the legitimate owner of the Brooklyn Bridge in order to get people to accept the offer.

      IANAL, but I would say, if you can get someone to pay you for something completely worthless that's good marketing, but if you engage in fraud, misrepresentation, and false advertising in order to sell it, that's where you should get the book thrown at you.

  53. HP Completely Mischaracterized by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is all pretty amusing stuff, but I can't believe they left this story out:

    I just wish the slashdot editors would check the submitted blurbs against the content of the articles, even superficially.

    HP Doesn't appear to claim or remotely imply they might have bought licenses from SCO, or that they recognize SCO's outrageous claims in any sense whatsoever. Indeed, this article seems to indicate that they are ignoring SCO, as everyone else ought to as well (the trial will determine this, and the judgement, while virtually a foregone conclusion -- SCO loses, will determine what, if any, licensing fees anyone should pay.


    HP LAST WEEK claimed that it doesn't infringe on the copyrights SCO claims it owns on Linux, according to a special edition of Terry Shannon's Shannon knows HPC newsletter.

    The newsletter quoted Linux business strategist Mike Balma as saying at HP World that while HP didn't comment on law suits, HP "has found no infringement issues" using Linux.

    The same newsletter claimed that HP has 3.2K Linux boxes installed throughout HP.


    It seems rather clear that management at SCO talked to legal, who probably advised them that SCO's claims are frivolous and will not hold up in court, and not to pay. Ergo, HP claims it does not infringe on SCO's copyrights.

    Or SCO looked at the Heise images, realized that they do not use the hardware platform the alleged infringing code is in, but rather Intel. (As an aside, since almost everyone uses Intel, Power PC, Alpha, or ARM architectures, that includes HP and 99.999% or more of all GNU/Linux deployments everywhere.)

    HP certainly would have nothing to gain, and everything to lose, by going along with SCO, so in light of this article it seems the blurb's innuendo is more than a little misplaced (hardly a first for slashdot, but still...). Indeed, quite the opposite is happening here: HP evaluated SCOs claims and likely filed their "invoice" right where it belonged, either under "pending litigation against litigious thugs trying to shake us down" or the more general Circular File.

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    1. Re:HP Completely Mischaracterized by molo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      HP & Intel jointly created IA-64. Its now Intel's baby, but HP was a major contributer. The IA-64 processor line is to replace HPPA 2.0 for HPUX installations in the future. HPUX 11.20 (aka 11i v1.5) is currently available on IA-64.

      So HP certainly would have an issue with the IA-64 Linux code. Of course, that issue is moot since it came from a legal source.

      -molo

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  54. FYI, SCO does have a multithreaded UNIX... by LinuxParanoid · · Score: 3, Informative

    Your humble author suggests that SCO found themselves requiring a multithreaded web server, and as SCO UNIX is based on an ancient version of The UNIX spec it just couldn't cope ;-).

    Well, there's a smiley so I know you're kidding.

    But there are also some inaccurate facts and presuppositions buried in those comments.

    First, your comment appears to ignore SCO's ability to use SCO UnixWare. SCO has two UNIX products, SCO UnixWare, and SCO OpenServer. SCO OpenServer is a Xenix descendent that is singlethreaded and probably as you suggest, couldn't cope. This is what most of SCO's installed base uses, and yeah it's old cruddy technology. SCO UnixWare uses pretty-sophisticated SVR5 technology that is really the core SVR kernel descended from AT&T & Novell days. It's pretty slick functionally (imho), is quite multithreaded running on 8-way (and NUMA I believe) systems, and conforms to UNIX 95 (although not UNIX 98 or the new UNIX 03 tweaks.) SCO is really suing over technology and rights allegedly derived from UnixWare/SVR4-5, not the older OpenServer technology you'd find in 90% of SCO installations.

    Second, having a multithreaded webserver that can cope has little or nothing to do with whether one conforms to the latest UNIX specs from the Open Group. But I know you probably know that and are just trying to toss that in there, right?

    --LP, not a UnixWare fan, just trying to reduce misinformation on the subject of SCO UNIXes

  55. How about by bongoras · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know... this is a radical idea...

    Why don't you try... NOT CLICKING THE FUCKING LINK if you don't want to read the story? If you don't want to read stories about SCO... the DON'T READ THE STORIES ABOUT SCO!

    or is that too simple? Is it better to click the link, read the story, find a good spot to bitch, and then bitch and bitch about how much you don't want to read the story? FINE, don't read it! Bye! /me sits to watch his karma disappear

    1. Re:How about by MuParadigm · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I use SCO products daily"

      I didn't know they made a deodorant.

    2. Re:How about by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      >"I use SCO products daily"
      I didn't know they made a deodorant.


      This is Slashdot, obviously he wasn't talking about deodorant.

      -

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  56. Is Fox News' Bill O'Reilly the SCO PR guy? by schmedley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seems the MIT verified SCO claim is about as reliable as a "factual" statement from Fox News anchor Bill O'Reilly.

    "Chris Sontag told me that [they] had a group of mathemeticians 'who were at MIT' working on this,"

    "To clarify, the individuals reviewing the code had been involved with MIT labs in the past, but are not currently at MIT. Unfortunately, due to contractual obligations, we cannot specifically name the individuals."

    "at least one of the groups was a link to MIT"

    What's next? "Well, all humans are decended from 'Eve', this has been scientifically verified, and there are thousands of living MIT mathemeticians, so therefore our team has thousands of links to MIT."

    Or perhaps "Well, one of our team members attended a conference at MIT once, so clearly there is a link. Okay, so it was open-mic night at the student union and he played acoustic guitar, but still, there's a clear link!"

    Schmedley

  57. Class Action Time by oni · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've said this before and I'll say it again. It's time for we the people who have had our reputations tarnished by SCO's actions to take them to court. It takes years to build a resume of Linux qualifications, experience, certifications, etc. And it's damn hard enough to find a job in this economy.

    SCO's executives come along with what can only be described as a scheme to enrich themselves by inflating stock, and they run our reputations into the mud. As a result of SCO's executives' actions it is now more difficult for me to get a job.

    I believe that a case can be made that the executives of SCO knew from the outset that their allegations didn't hold water. I believe that a case can be made that their actions were motivated by personal greed - the evidence for this is the pattern of press releases correlating with dips in stock prices and the sale of stock by those executives.

    As a result, I believe that the SCO executives should be held personally responsible in a court a law. They made decisions that have cost me potential income, and I think they should be the made to defend those decisions in a class action suit.

  58. Monster OS by IDigUNIX · · Score: 2, Funny

    This would make a great new reality show on Discovery Channel.

    Perhaps they can bring in 4 developers and give them 5 days to bring the OS up to a new flashier state.

    If they suceed they get a prize pack worth over $699 of Linux licenses.

  59. Not to rewrite it too much... by VValdo · · Score: 5, Funny

    but it would go like...

    "You might not realize this, IBM, but standing on the other side of that door is a team of MIT ninja mathematicians with top-of-the-line pattern-matching supercomputers!"

    No one comes in the door. IBM stares blankly.

    "Uh...wouldja believe a team of highly-paid CPAs with a beowulf cluster?"

    No dice.

    "How 'bout an advanced algebra class and 'diff'?"

    Nope.

    "Two monkeys and an abacus?"

    W

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  60. Not Stupid -- smart by Sphere1952 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most of that $8,250,000 was paid by Microsoft.

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  61. Vultus runs Windows. SCO walked away from Unix by isn't+my+name · · Score: 2, Informative

    The latest SCO acquisition is Vultus, which even sounds evil. The SCO stockholders are the eventual losers, but I find it difficult to develop sympathy for someone who buys into a shakedown racket.

    Worse, Vultus runs on Windows not Unix.

    SCO even had a deal with a web services company called Vista.com that does run under unix and had the option to buy it, but they choose instead to go for the windows company Vultus. Presumably, this is because Vultus is also owned and controlled by the same parent company that owns SCO.

  62. Occasional insanity... by drakaan · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is it just me, or does anyone else occasionally feel like running to Utah and twisting Darl's balls off after reading some of the articles that he's quoted in?

    "The linux community is splitting hairs"

    For the love of god, please, somebody give him a solid-gold 5-iron and point him towards a lightning-prone golf course.

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    1. Re:Occasional insanity... by RealityShunt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Darl tees off with the solid gold driver...

      Flash! Wham! Blam! Blackness......

      Satan: Hello, Darl.

      Darl: WTF? Where am I?

      Satan: Hell, Darl. Where did you think you would go? You're one of us, and will start at a very high rank here.

      Darl: Mmmmm. Um, ok. Guess I don't have much choice.

      Satan: That's right, Darl, you don't. Now for your first assignment -

      Darl (eagerly): Yes? Yes? Do I get to check in the souls of all those evil linux users?

      Satan: Well, no, not exactly.

      Darl: Communications with the stockbrokers who helped me so much? Helping other people discover the joys of hell? What!?

      Satan. Shut up, Darl. No, your first job will be tending our OpenPit Server -

      Darl: Finally! I knew I'd get a chance to show off what I know! All those open source fanatics will have to bow to ME!

      Satan: Quit interrupting me. *Blasts Darl*

      Darl (meekly): Ow! Ok, ok. So what is the OpenPit server?

      Satan: The OpenPit server monitors the burning and torture of those wonderfully evil stock manipulators and IP thieves. You have shown much experience in that field, and we're glad to have you on board.

      Darl: Well, I guess that doesn't sound so bad. So where do I report to work?

      Satan: The Admin terminal is located in the middle of the OpenPit, of course. You have to be able to directly supervise from the middle of the thousand degree flames. Get going, now....

      Darl: Ulp...

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      realityshunt

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  63. Absolutely by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most business articles speak about SCOs claims as if they are absolutely true, and rather non-chalantly at that. It's really amazing, because like you said, this is what the PHBs hear, not the sensible and factual statements.

  64. The kid that could fly by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO is starting to remind me of the kid on the playground who tells the other kids that he can fly. They ask him to show them, and he says he doesn't want to right now.

  65. Re:Their own excuse doesn't work... by be-fan · · Score: 4, Informative

    No. The BSD license is not viral. You can take BSD licensed code and incorporate the changes into your own code without having to put those changes under the BSDL.

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  66. Where might a recipient of a SCO 'invoice' stand? by Chicane-UK · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bit of a question for the 'IANAL but...' types of people really. I find it highly unlikely either myself or the college I work for are going to recieve one of these SCO invoices. Invoices for what.. I mean, its hardly like they have provided a service.. well, other than a good example of how NOT to run a business :)

    Anyway.. so what exactly should those who recieve one of these do? Just ignore it? Throw it away? Talk to a lawyer?

    It drives me insane that they are STILL getting away with this whilst everyone just seems to be standing and watching them.. they have no right to do this, yet nothing is happening to prevent them.

    Oh, and the obligatory - FUCK YOU SCO.

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  67. Poof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    And McBride's disapperance will be brought to you by the letters A and K, as well as the numbers 4 and 7.

  68. Re:I hope SCO sends me an invoice by TheBitterRaven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm one of those who called SCO's bluff and both called and e-mailed them, requesting "licensing" info. That was the first week in August, and I received the usual form message telling me I'd be "contacted."

    I'm still waiting for a real call back.

    How about a /. Poll asking, "Has SCO called you back yet about taking your (protection) money?"

  69. Linux code in Unixware? by Serious+Simon · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What about: http://www.caldera.com/scosource/unixtree/unixhist ory01.html

    This diagram appears to be hosted on an SCO server. In the diagram, there are no arrows going from unixware to Linux, but there is an arrow from Linux to Unixware, suggesting Linux code has been copied into SCO's non-GPL product...

  70. will linux users be able to sue SCO if ... by ii-v-i-head · · Score: 3, Interesting

    they don't actually own the code they say they do and (a linux user) has actually paid them for the license? And can we get damages?

    1. Re:will linux users be able to sue SCO if ... by foonf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As I understand it, you probably can't. They are not selling you a license to Linux; they have acknowledged that they don't have the right to do so. What they are selling is a license to UnixWare. A useless license, since it does not include the software. But it includes is a promise that they won't sue you. That is what you get for your $699. If it turns out they have no valid infringement claims against Linux, well, you weren't paying for Linux in the first place so there's little you can do.

      --

      "(Man) tries to live his own life as if he were telling a story. But you have to choose: live or tell." --Sartre
  71. Why wouldn't they use linux... they DO! by marcelk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was baffled by the following entry in my http log yesterday, it seems that the actually DO eat their own dog food:


    132.147.67.17 - - [26/Aug/2003:21:45:52 +0200] "GET /~marcelk/ HTTP/1.0" 200 5506 "[...]" "Mozilla/4.77C-CCK-MCD Caldera Systems OpenLinux [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0 i686)"


    The IP (the Internet address thing, not their other `business'..) resolves to somewhere in caldera.com

  72. GPL violation by SHEENmaster · · Score: 2, Informative

    if you purchase a license from SCO, you are directly violating your license from Linus. Given a choice between the two, I'd assume that Linus has a few more lines of code in the kernel than SCO does.

    SCO is also violating the Linux copyright by distributing it outside of the GPL, I see another trillion dollar lawsuit on the horizon. I bet Linus's "look at me, I'm rich enough to own all of you" house will crash a lot less than Bill's.

    --
    You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
    1. Re:GPL violation by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Informative


      I'm not a lawyer, but I think you're analysis is wrong. The GPL pretty much grants the end-user the right to do whatever they want with the code, without restriction, except distribute it. If they distribute the code or modifications of the code, then they have to abide by the GPL's terms.

      So a Linux end-user could purchase the SCO license without violating the letter of the GPL. The fact that purchasing said license undermines the primary reasons for using GPL software violates, I would say, the *spirit* of the license, but not its terms.

      SCO, of course, is clearly violating the GPL with its "IP License".

  73. Re:Vultus runs Windows. SCO walked away from Unix by tarranp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Basically, SCO printed more stock, and gave it to Canopy which then sold it to speculators at an inflated price.

    They gave the stock to canopy in return for equity in Vultus.

    Thus, Canopy reduced their stake in SCO slightly (while making SCO slightly more valuable equitywise), which is pretty much a null action, while selling shares to speculators at a very inflated price.

    The money is coming from people who buy SCO stock in hopes of getting rich if SCO gets bought out or wins its lawsuit, and people looking to short SCO stock.

    Though thinking about this, I am reminded of a great bit of imagery in Bujold's "Shards of Honor"
    "'Put all the bad eggs in one basket,' she muttered. 'And--drop the basket?'"

  74. What to do with a SCO Invoices ie Mail Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok this is mail fraud plain and simple.

    So report any invoices you get from SCO to your Postmaster Inspectors at the U.S. Postal Inspection Service.

    Report it and get these guys in jail, 5 years per Invoice.

    This will not cost you a dime and it is up to the postmaster to go after them. SCO must prove it to the postmaster.

    The more people the better to quote the webpage:

    Postal Inspectors base their investigations of mail fraud on the number, pattern and substance of complaints received from the public. The Postal Inspection Service is interested in your concerns and will carefully review the information you provide.

  75. One would be rolling in clover by leonbrooks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK, Mr McBride, you have two choices. Either pay me extensive damages for distributing my copyrighted code without a licence, or start paying me a licence fee for it. USD$698 per CPU should do fine.

    If you're reading this and you're a kernel developer, a letter to The SCO Group along these lines, CC'ed to a good many media outlets, should be quite entertaining.

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  76. I haven't been invoiced, but not for lack of by ONOIML8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not been for lack of effort. I have sent them 5 messages so far asking about licenses and offering to perhaps purchase. In one email I asked them for a cost breakdown of Linux (If their contributed code is worth $699 then how much is the remainder, the bulk of the code worth).

    SCO hasn't even given me the courtesy of a reply.

    In my last attempt to contact them I offered to purchase a license if they could prove the necessity. But I also mentioned that this was my fifth attempt at it and that if I did not hear back in 72 hours then I would consider them not to be serious about the license issue and proceed with business as usual.

    SCO still hasn't given me the courtesy of a reply.

    --
    . Quit playing Monopoly with Bill. Switch to one of many non-Microsoft products today.
  77. Windows update uses Linux with IIS? by docl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I haven't looked at Netcraft in a while but did anyone notice www.windowsupdate.com running Linux with IIS? Is this a hack?

    1. Re:Windows update uses Linux with IIS? by AlXtreme · · Score: 2, Informative
      Probably, looks fake enough for me, probably a Akamai-frontend of some sort (didn't they have a distributed content network? not bothered enough to check, but probably a joke from their admin's). Do note that windowsupdate.com (thus without the leading www.) uses Win 2k3 and IIS, so don't get your hopes up...

      Also, linuxsucks.org uses Linux. It's probably been noted by enough posters, but ohhh, the bitter irony of it all :)

      And now back to your regular SCO-bashing...

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      This sig is intentionally left blank
  78. Re:Can /. do me a favour? by Flower · · Score: 2, Funny
    I subscibe to a newspaper. I see stories all the time that I'm not interested in. Strangely enough, I have these useful tools called hands which I can then use in conjunction with a filtering mechanism called a brain enabling me to flip the page.

    Oh, but I forgot, /. is "digital" and on that een-tyr-neyt thingie so obviously my example really isn't applicable.

    --
    I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
  79. clarification by penguin7of9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "To clarify, the individuals reviewing the code had been involved with MIT labs in the past, but are not currently at MIT.

    Translation: one of the individuals' brother in law was a part-time undergraduate at MIT before dropping out.

    Unfortunately, due to contractual obligations, we cannot specifically name the individuals."

    Translation: their expert said "as long as I don't have to defend this opinion in court or to the press and as long as you guarantee that you won't leak my name, sure, I'll take your consulting money and you can put out whatever you like in your press release".

  80. Re:Vultus runs Windows. SCO walked away from Unix by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Informative

    not quite. insiders hold more than 40% of SCO stock. Even though they stock exchange technically reduces investor value, it does not happen till the stock crosses the market.

    As soon as they try and off load 500,000 shares into the actual NASDAQ, the price is going to start a nose dive. So they have to sneak it out in maybe 10,000-50,000 share lots per day. Tough job.

    in other words, turning that stock into cash is an equally tough job.

  81. CANOPY:SCO, Not SCO.Call them by their name by gstaines · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think that its time to start to refer to SCO in this light at CANOPY:SCO. Not only are CANOPY SCO's owners, but own Trolltech and LinuxNetwrox as well.

    Putting pressure/negative publicity on the group is bound to create problems for McBride, and hell, he has it coming in truckloads. Just call it Karma

    Also LinuxNetwrox has a cluster of linux boxes listed as an example on its website: with 2,304 Intel Xeon processors

    http://www.linuxnetworx.com/news/6.23.2003.43-Linu x_Networx_C.html

    I wonder if they are paying the license fees? And if they arnt and they are part of the group, why should you?

    Gordon Staines

    1. Re:CANOPY:SCO, Not SCO.Call them by their name by abelsson · · Score: 3, Informative

      They own 5% of Trolltech. They're not in control of that company in any way.

  82. Hello? Moderators? This is a dupe post by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    This exact post was in the last SCO story, word for word. Let's pay a little attention, huh, guys?

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
  83. Re:Sorry, try again by 11223 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nope. Not at all. I'm anal about it because it's being used by our legislatures and courts, who should know better. This is our lives they're screwing with, and we deserve people who at least can understand the legal differentiation.

    The courts ruled in the 50's that copyright infringement is not stealing.

  84. HP might have an angle by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IF, and IF they are the ones to pay the license, and it is proven that SCO owns nothing then HP can probably sue SCO for fraud and end up putting it out of business for good.

    That might be the aim.

  85. history according to SCO by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this is SCO's official history: http://www.sco.com/company/history.html

    scroll down to 1999, just before caldera's purchase of old SCO's unix busines and you'll find this:

    1999 SCO launches numerous Open Source initiatives: 1) Offers free Open Source applications and tools to SCO customers; 2) Extends Professional Services to include audits and deployment consultation for customers interested in installing Linux and Open Source technologies; 3) Invests in LinuxMall.com, the leading portal for Linux-related products and services; 4) Enters strategic agreement with TurboLinux to develop services for TurboLinux's TurboCluster Server and provide Linux Professional Services for TurboLinux customers.

    not only caldera was a linux company before the purchase, old SCO was also moving ahead to become one. go figure...

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    What ? Me, worry ?
  86. Another SCO exec cashes in for 75K by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 5, Informative
    Just released SEC document for HUNSAKER JEFF F VP Int'l Marketing

    2 sales, 2500 each, sale price 14.3 and 14.26 for a total of $71375. He only has 15,494 more shares to go.

  87. "... a team made up of people ..." by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anybody else read that as "... a team of made-up people ..."?

  88. Baghdad McBride: There are no Americans in Iraq. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 3, Informative
    According to an article on Commentwire.com SCO has started sending invoices to Linux users.

    It's a matter of simple accounting. It doesn't take a rocket scientist (or an accountant, which I am not) to figure this out: Under accrual basis, the invoices you write go into "accounts receivable" which are considered an asset before you actually receive the currency. In English, that means that by sending out invoices, SCO makes itself look more successful, on its financial statements, than it really is.

    CRIMINAL CHARGES were just filed against some of the Worldcom folks. I can't wait until the evening news announces that criminal charges are filed against Darl McBluff, alias Darl Helmet, alias Baghdad McBride, alias Bubba's Bitch.

  89. Loads more SCO sites running Linux by jdfox · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are a lot more SCO Group company sites running Linux than just sco.com:

    1 internetworld.com 433 461 461 Linux Apache/1.3.11 (Unix) ApacheJServ/1.1.2 mod_perl/1.21 PHP/4.2.3
    2 www.nft.com 427 462 461 Linux Apache/1.3.11 (Unix) ApacheJServ/1.1.2 mod_perl/1.21 PHP/4.2.3
    3 www.canopy.com 422 462 461 Linux Apache/1.3.11 (Unix) ApacheJServ/1.1.2 mod_perl/1.21 PHP/4.2.3
    4 www.in2m.com 408 453 453 Solaris 8 Apache/1.3.27 (Unix) mod_jk/1.2.0 mod_ssl/2.8.12 OpenSSL/0.9.6h PHP/4.2.2
    5 www.caldera.com 235 490 283 Linux Apache
    6 www.sco.de 235 490 283 Linux Apache
    7 it.sco.com 234 283 283 Linux unknown
    8 au.caldera.com 234 489 283 Linux Apache
    9 www.sco.com 234 489 266 Linux Apache
    10 sco.com 234 489 266 Linux Apache
    11 www.caldera.de 233 489 283 Linux Apache
    12 www.za.caldera.com 232 489 283 Linux Apache
    13 caldera.com 231 490 283 Linux Apache
    14 www.sco.at 231 283 283 Linux unknown
    15 doc.sco.com 230 283 283 Linux unknown
    16 uw7doc.sco.com 230 489 283 Linux Apache
    17 osr5doc.sco.com 229 490 280 Linux Apache
    18 uk.sco.com 227 279 280 Linux unknown
    19 www.calderasystems.com 227 489 283 Linux Apache
    20 www.emeia.sco.com 227 491 283 Linux Apache
    21 www.sco.it 226 489 260 Linux Apache
    22 au.sco.com 223 283 283 Linux unknown
    23 www.smilereminder.com 178 180 180 Linux Apache-AdvancedExtranetServer/1.3.23 (Mandrake Linux/4mdk) mod_ssl/2.8.7 OpenSSL/0.9.6c
    24 www.bushfam.com 89 129 129 Linux Apache/1.3.27 (Unix) (Red-Hat/Linux) mod_python/2.7.8 Python/1.5.2 mod_ssl/2.8.12 OpenSSL/0.9.6b DAV/1.0.2 PHP/4.1.2 mod_perl/1.26 mod_throttle/3.1.2
    25 www.vultus.com 34 305 43 Linux Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) mod_jk/1.2.2 mod_gzip/1.3.19.1a mod_ssl/2.8.10 OpenSSL/0.9.6g
    26 shop.sco.com 17 43 0 Linux unknown
    27 canopy.com 15 287 1 Linux Apache-AdvancedExtranetServer/1.3.23 (Mandrake Linux/4.2mdk) mod_ssl/2.8.7 OpenSSL/0.9.6c PHP/4.1.2
    28 www.centershift.com 4 27 12 Windows 2000 Microsoft-IIS/5.0
    29 www.helius.com - 44 18 Linux Apache/1.3.27 (Unix)
    30 www.homepipeline.com - 28 5 Windows 2000 Microsoft-IIS/5.0
    31 wdb1.sco.com - 17 0 Linux Oracle9iAS/9.0.2 Oracle HTTP Server Oracle9iAS-Web-Cache/Oracl
    32 wdb1.caldera.com - 17 0 Linux Oracle9iAS/9.0.2 Oracle HTTP Server Oracle9iAS-Web-Cache/Oracl
    33 www.communitect.com - 174 174 Linux Apache-AdvancedExtranetServer/1.3.23 (Mandrake Linux/4.1mdk) mod_ssl/2.8.7 OpenSSL/0.9.6c
    34 www.power-innovations.com - 133 134 Windows 2000 Microsoft-IIS/5.0
    35 ruckus.clan-nua.com - 31 6 Windows 2000 Abyss/1.1.6 (Win32) AbyssLib/1.0.7
    36 nft.com - 25 1 Linux Apache-AdvancedExtranetServer/1.3.23 (Mandrake Linux/4.2mdk) mod_ssl/2.8.7 OpenSSL/0.9.6c PHP/4.1.2
    37 www2.skwire.net - 25 6 Windows 2000 Abyss/1.1.6 (Win32) AbyssLib/1.0.7
    38 demo.vultus.com - 41 42 Linux Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) mod_jk/1.2.2 mod_gzip/1.3.19.1a mod_ssl/2.8.10 OpenSSL/0.9.6g
    39 locutus3.calderasystems.com - 4 0 Linux Apache/1.3.14 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.7.1 OpenSSL/0.9.6 ApacheJServ/1.1 PHP/3.0.15
    40 zeus.ut.sco.com - 17 0 Linux Oracle9iAS/9.0.2 Oracle HTTP Server Oracle9iAS-Web-Cache/Oracl

  90. Recognized revenue ain't money in the bank by NetworkImpossible · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Recognized revenue means income they booked. This is not necesssarily received. Indeed, it almost certainly isn't.

    What we're looking at here is a bunch of receivables. Ever tried to collect on a bill? (or have someone try to collect from you!)

    Some of it may be from MSFT and Sun, the only two known licence holders, and some may be paper shuffling with other Canopy group shell firms. "Three Card Monte" comes to tech.

  91. Oddball Observation by VernonNemitz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "It may be a case of 'do as we say, not as we do' over at the Santa Cruz Operation. The Netcraft statistics meter says that for the last year, SCO's web site has been served by Apache on Linux."

    Has anyone noticed that if you check NetCraft for microsoft.com, it says that they are running IIS on Linux? I realize that a previous article here indicated that Windows Update was running on Linux for a time, but I'm talking about the main Microsoft site here!