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Where's Sanford Wallace Now?

capt.Hij writes "There is a story at Fosters about Sanford Wallace who is described as once being the 'King of Spam.' The story describes how he made lots of money in the early days of the internet but got tired of fighting the spam fighters. He is now the owner of a night club in New Hampshire. Here is how he describes his life now: 'Back in the day, I used to make lots of money surrounded by computers. Now, I make lots of money surrounded by beautiful women.'" If "Sanford Wallace" doesn't ring a bell, you need to read some old stories.

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  1. Not bad... by Atryn · · Score: 1

    Definately a decent trade-up in lifestyle. What's the statute of limitations on the associated crimes?

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    1. Re:Not bad... by Carnildo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Which statute of limitations? The one for the legal system, or the one for vigilante justice?

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    2. Re:Not bad... by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      It's statute of limitations, not... oh. Uh, nevermind. =P

    3. Re:Not bad... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I would guess it would be ~5 years, which is the statute of limitations for any crime which does not have a specifically defined statute of limitation (in New Jersey). Also, it is usually illegal to make a law, and then charge people with a crime that was committed before the law was enacted.

    4. Re:Not bad... by Quarters · · Score: 1

      For him there is no statute of limitations. It is illegal to make a law and then charge people for offenses that happened before the law was enacted.

    5. Re:Not bad... by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      Definately a decent trade-up in lifestyle.

      I don't know, sounds like he's still a scam artist. I suspect a used car buisness in his future, if he doesn't wind up in fedral "pound you in the ass" prison, or wearing a Columbian Necktie first

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    6. Re:Not bad... by D4MO · · Score: 1

      In some countries they make a law to make it legal to make a law to charge people for offenses that happened before the law was enacted.

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    7. Re:Not bad... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      In some countries they make a law to make it legal to make a law to charge people for offenses that happened before the law was enacted.

      Here, it would take a constitutional amendment to enable that...and I don't think you'll find much support for it. From Article I, Section 9:

      No bill of attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

      (At first, I thought it was somewhere in the Bill of Rights...as it turned out, it was in the Constitution as it was originally written.)

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    8. Re:Not bad... by gilleyj · · Score: 1

      By labeling sending of spam a terrorist act. Easy Cheesy.

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    9. Re:Not bad... by falsified · · Score: 1
      The lack of results is disappointing. But Google is vindicated by placing a picture of a hickish couple in their 30s as the first result.

      Google: Funny results FAST!

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    10. Re:Not bad... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Nah...in other words, he doesn't have anything to show for all his spamming. He owns a nightclub? Come on, that's nothing. Nightclubs are highly overrated as investments...the audiences are very fickle and will turn your club into a desert overnight. Plus, the owners usually want to own a club more than they want to run a business. With any luck, in a year we'll hear about him being prosecuted for cocaine dealing, or tax evasion.

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  2. Making money, surrounded by beautiful women... by heironymouscoward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds cool. But AFAIK the average lifespan of nightclub owners is pretty short. Also, it's like working in a PC shop. Eventually the nice bodywork all looks the same.

    Sigh. I should be so unlucky.

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    1. Re:Making money, surrounded by beautiful women... by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 1

      But AFAIK the average lifespan of nightclub owners is pretty short.
      Yes, but sitting at a computer 18 hours a day is bad enough, that coupled with spamming people those 18 hours a day, and I'd imagine his change of job has increased his life expectancy significantly.

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    2. Re:Making money, surrounded by beautiful women... by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 1

      It's ironic that you criticize that, considering that was your 14th post TODAY.
      So I've spent about 30 minutes on the internet? Wow!

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    3. Re:Making money, surrounded by beautiful women... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be too much fun if the women in question knew that the little git was a spammer.

      I'd sure like to see Spamford get his ass kicked by a group of women.

      -jcr

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  3. Women? by Takara · · Score: 1, Funny
    'Back in the day, I used to make lots of money surrounded by computers. Now, I make lots of money surrounded by beautiful women.'

    Poor guy! Went from lots of money and computers to actually having to leave the house!? Shame

    1. Re:Women? by Trigun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Went from one thing he didn't really understand to another.

    2. Re:Women? by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      He understood the capacity of internet, email, and spam, far before most others did. This guy was sending 30 million messages a day, in the mid-to-late 1990's (~80% of all spam at the time)! Not only that, but he was actually turning a HUGE profit, not the pittance these schmucks make today.

      He goes into business for himself, doing things he enjoys. We should all be so lucky.

  4. What a wonderful transition... by shik0me · · Score: 5, Funny

    He went from from silicon to silicone :)

    1. Re:What a wonderful transition... by pvt_medic · · Score: 1

      and maybewith the help from herbal breast enlargement pills, and penis enlargers. He be set with all them.

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    2. Re:What a wonderful transition... by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Jizz-soaked nightclub floozies - yeeuch!! Positively appropriate for a sleazy spam merchant maybe - but I'd much rather have a geek grrl: someone with personality, taste and intelligence. Not to mention a degree of sexual continence.

    3. Re:What a wonderful transition... by Ryokos_boytoy · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true virgin. If you're just fuckin em who cares?

      Yeah, yeah, offtopic I know. Well, at least when the revolution comes, we'll know where to find him.

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    4. Re:What a wonderful transition... by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Not me. I've just seen far too much internet porn and it's put me off. It never ceases to amaze me just how many women are willing to subject themselves to all that objectification subjugation and degradation for a few hundred bucks. And the thought that they might even actually enjoy it is even more depressing.

  5. AAAA! Spamford! by Cyclometh · · Score: 1

    *twitch* I had mercifully forgotten about that bastard.

  6. They don't care by MoonFog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I didn't think there was anything wrong with what I was doing. It wasn't as annoying as telemarketing, because with e-mail, I wasn't interrupting anyone's dinner," Wallace said.
    To me, this is one of the biggest problem. These people don't realise that what they are doing is wrong, or they flat out don't care. When it comes to telemarketing I can always tell them to f**k off and never call me again, har to do with a spam mail which return adress is a fake.

    1. Re:They don't care by BJZQ8 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Until there is some form of "allowable" vigilantism, spam will continue to increase. I once tried to get a particular spammer to stop bombarding me with messages...and eventually, he call my ISP and said I was harassing HIM...and of course HIS spam did not stop. I tried everything I could find, from contacting his ISP to trying to contact the people he was an "affiliate" for...nothing worked. That's one thing that an anti-spam bill should allow...even if we can't track down their servers in China or Thailand, we can darn well find the home of the original criminals, which are almost always in the US...and have a nice friendly conversation with them.

    2. Re:They don't care by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Informative

      I managed to get an ISP to shut off the unending flow of spam by setting up a filter to bounce the spammers e-mails to every contact that I could find for the hosting ISP...several thousand times. After about 4000 e-mails were sent in less than an hour, the spammer disappeared from their network.

      Mind you, this was after weeks of complaint without action.

    3. Re:They don't care by PyromanFO · · Score: 1
      -- SPEWS dead? Wrong. http://www.spews.org/


      Hate to tell you this, but that URL doesn't work. Also, why would anyone want SPEWS back? They were a horrible blacklist.
    4. Re:They don't care by fred666 · · Score: 1
      ...and have a nice friendly conversation
      ... With a baseball bat and my combat shoes printed on his face. :-)
    5. Re:They don't care by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      It works for me, just tried it on a machine that I've never used before so there's no issue of caching. I've heard from someone else who was unable to access the site, though, possibly an issue with their ISP.

      Anyway, the website's presence on the net has no bearing as to the life of SPEWS (though the site is up from where I'm sitting). The website is just an information zone. Even when DDoS attacks rendered the site unreachable, the SPEWS DNSbl was still being distributed and used by anyone who wanted it, and it's still out and running today.

      I'll look into the issue of the site not responding for some people -- I've checked from three different locations (my ISP, university and work) and I can reach the site from all three.

    6. Re:They don't care by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      These people don't realise that what they are doing is wrong, or they flat out don't care

      Spamford sent porno spam. The nature of spam means that everyone gets it, so that means he sent porno spam to kids.

      He knew exactly what he was doing. He just didn't care.

      And he stopped spamming because he lost several multi million dollar lawsuits. He didn't have to pay the cash right then, but he did have to agree that if he spammed those companies (or their customers) again, that the bill would come do as soon as he sent the spam.

      If he had continued to spam, he would have been broke for the rest of his life. Pretending he just "got tired of it" is bullshit.

  7. The more important question is. . . by endeitzslash · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who gives a shit?

    1. Re:The more important question is. . . by Fly · · Score: 1

      Yes, he sounds like a really classy guy.

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    2. Re:The more important question is. . . by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit?

      Maybe a whole bunch of us should give one...

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  8. spam or girls by cnf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    he used to send mails about hot girls
    now he pays others to send spam for him ?

    no, jokes aside, i wonder if an ex spammer WOULD use spam to promote his own new shiny bussiness ...

  9. Already /.ed by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1

    Mirror anyone?

    1. Re:Already /.ed by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Here

  10. It's already getting slow... by herrvinny · · Score: 3, Informative

    Spam king switches tune: Net ad guru finds new life running nightclub
    By NATE PARDUE

    Staff Writer

    Sanford Wallace, the owner of Plum Crazy nightclub on Route 11 in Rochester, poses at the DJ station where he spends the majority of his time. (Mark Avery/staff photo)
    ROCHESTER -- He may be known as "DJ MasterWeb" now to his nightclub regulars at Plum Crazy, but Sanford Wallace once ruled the Internet as the king of spam.

    By his own account, Wallace, who owns the hopping night spot Plum Crazy on Route 11, was, at one time, responsible for about 80 percent of direct Internet mailings sent to in-boxes around the globe.

    The mailings are popularly known as "spam" in the Web world and are virtually impossible to avoid, despite constant efforts to do away with them.

    But in the early 1990s, not many people had even heard of the Internet, never mind Internet spam.

    "It was junk mail. I have no problem using the term," said the 35-year-old Wallace.

    Wallace first learned the craft of computer programming in 1990 from the Chubb Institute, a couple of years before the Internet boom of 1993 and 1994.

    Prior to that, the Internet was mainly used by the government and military -- certainly not widely available to the passive computer owner.

    When the Web became accessible to the general public, Wallace's entrepreneurial mind began churning.

    Much like the junk mail that came through his old-fashioned mailbox every day, Wallace thought there must be a way to transfer that method to the rapidly growing cyberworld.

    Wallace found ways to collect a massive list of personal e-mail addresses. He then contacted businesses big and small and asked if -- for a fee -- they would be interested in getting their names out to hundreds, if not millions of people.

    In turn, the companies would send their information to Wallace, who formed a Philadelphia, Pa.-based company under the name Cyber Promotions in 1994. He would create advertisements, and send them off into the World Wide Web.

    Over the next three years, Wallace sent as many as 30 million e-mails a day to consumers from 10,000 clients, and made millions of dollars in the process.

    "I didn't think there was anything wrong with what I was doing. It wasn't as annoying as telemarketing, because with e-mail, I wasn't interrupting anyone's dinner," Wallace said.

    But some heavy hitters with very deep pockets didn't quite see it that way.

    From 1995 until 1997, Cyber Promotions was involved in 16 separate lawsuits, with companies like America Online and CompuServe.

    The basis of many of the lawsuits was that unlike phone lines, computers were considered private property, and Wallace was accused of violating that privacy.

    "People were essentially lining up at my virtual door," Wallace said. "I made a lot of lawyers very rich."

    Wallace also attracted the ire of Internet enthusiasts -- or computer geeks, as he classifies them -- who strongly voiced their disapproval and outright loathing of Wallace on message boards throughout the Web.

    The distaste infamously earned him the nickname "Spamford" in online circles around the country.

    The negative reactions and relentless lawsuits started to take their toll, and Wallace decided to get out of the business in 1997.

    "I was getting tired of the controversy. My goal was never to bother people," Wallace said.

    Wallace took another stab at Internet spamming with SmartBot, a permission-based system where marketers and consumers would agree to be sent spam e-mail, similar to the check boxes found on most online registration pages.

    The business lasted for a few more years until the dot-com crash of 2000, when hundreds of self-made millionaires lost their shirts on investments that peaked and fell in just a couple of years.

    That was it for Wallace's life as "Spamford."

    "A lot of people lost a lot of money. I did too, but there were people out there who got it a lot worse,"

    1. Re:It's already getting slow... by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      Ummm...Plum Crazy is a POS club. Went there once and would never go again-much less admit to owning it. Granted, it's in New Hampshire so you can't ask for much...but don't act like this guy is some kingpin pimp cause hes not. ;)

    2. Re:It's already getting slow... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      "I was getting tired of the controversy. My goal was never to bother people," Wallace said.

      Right, and muggers don't mean to hurt people, they just wanna make a living...

      Bullshit.

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  11. Uh-huh. by FFFish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure, he made a lot of money on spam. And now he's surrounded by drop-dead gorgeous women.

    I also understand that he's incredibly handsome, hung like a horse, rescues puppies, and can cure leprosy with a mere laying-on of hands. He's on the Pope's short-list, can beat Kasparov in any chess match, and walks on water. Further, he is the inventor of a working perpetual motion machine, has single-handedly saved a small third-world nation from disaster, and loves his mother.

    He is not, of course, a habitual liar.

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    1. Re:Uh-huh. by way2trivial · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've been to google images, I hope he's hung like a horse, he's got the face of one.

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    2. Re:Uh-huh. by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      Well, assuming that the first point (lots of money) is true, usually the second one (gorgeous women) follows soon after. He may have sent out millions of e-mails advertising pheromone cologne to attract women and millions more about penis enlargement, but it's the smell of money and a fat wallet that really does it.

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  12. The original Spam King by Creosote · · Score: 4, Informative

    And if you think Sanford Wallace was the original "Spam King", you need to read some even older stories.

    1. Re:The original Spam King by Mike+McCune · · Score: 1

      Huh, I thought these guys were the original Spam Kings.

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  13. Finish the quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Now, I make lots of money surrounded by beautiful women...

    who find me repulsive.

  14. In New Hampshire? by hethatishere · · Score: 1

    A nightclub in NH? Somehow I am doubtful that is a very 'happening' place. Even better would be how easy it probably is to find the Night Club he is talking about. I mean, it is New Hampshire. A state that pays for social services an education by exploiting the vices of out-of-staters by cheap State-run liqour stores placed right on the border with Massachusetts.

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    1. Re:In New Hampshire? by rickthewizkid · · Score: 1

      Heh! I worked in a commission based store right across the border from MA. Right next to a liquor store too, which drew a lot of people. Of course, the best people to sell to were the people who were already drunk. :)

      Just my 8%-meals-tax worth
      RickTheWizKid

  15. Free pills? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    Do the women there get free breast enlargment pills? Do they get free penis enlargment pills?

    1. Re:Free pills? by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      " Do they get free penis enlargment pills?"

      If a woman wants to see a penis get bigger, all she needs is her natural, um... "talents".

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  16. I wrote an article about him for Phila. Inquirer by PeterCook · · Score: 1

    Way back then he declared on stage in Philadelphia that he was through sending spam (this was 1999) and his company would be legit. Didn't happen. Glad he is out of the tech world - BTW how does anyone know or even care about whether he has gorgeous women around him - I am pretty sure he was married back then. Ah well - one less spammer....

  17. I've been to Plum Crazy... by bert33 · · Score: 1

    Seacoast NH is actually a fun place to go out. It's actually a decent club. They have free limo service too, which is cool.

    Although last time I was there someone got a bottle broken over their head and got their neck cut up. Cops came, wouldn't let anyone leave, took everyone's name, etc.

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  18. Story found in "Stopping Spam" by Erwos · · Score: 2, Informative

    Shameless plug: the O'Reilley book "Stopping Spam" has a good history of Sanford Wallace, the so-called "Spam King".

    -Erwos

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  19. Samford's rights being violated? by xiaix · · Score: 4, Informative

    Condolences from all of us who wish him well in his new life. I hope this worked out ok.

    Check out the club's webpage at
    http://www.clubplumcrazy.com/

    (Which amusingly has a free vip signup via email...)

    Or just wish him well via email. it lists an address of:
    masterwebfanclub@aol.com
    (I guess he did not want to deal with spam on his own domain, thus the aol account.)

    Finally, there is a newsgroup if you wish to find out more about the club itself:

    http://pub89.ezboard.com/bclubplumcrazy

    Lets be mature about this and not abuse these points of contact.

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    1. Re:Samford's rights being violated? by mrtroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://pub89.ezboard.com/bclubplumcrazy

      REQUIRES NO LOGIN

      use any login/pass...i like "transexual seeking vampire"

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    2. Re:Samford's rights being violated? by Audity · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. Dont' waste efforts on this guy. He actually stopped spamming people, that means we won. Please don't punish him for that.

    3. Re:Samford's rights being violated? by kevcol · · Score: 1

      He made millions of dollars at other people's expense, and you say WE won?

      Um. Yes. Were you out of grammar school when the lawsuits were going down?

      What's to stop him returning to his primary money making activity

      Uhh, son, the nightclub IS his primary money making activity now. How old are you?

      when the police figure out what's going on at his club?

      Dancing?? Peeing in the toilet? Smoking outside? Please tell us, Anonymous Cow-idiot. It was fucking YEARS ago. You didnt even utter your first "mama" by this time. Just shut the fuck up.

    4. Re:Samford's rights being violated? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >He actually stopped spamming people, that means we won.

      But, your Honour, I stopped burgling people after I made enough money to buy myself a stable of hookers. Justice has been done!

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  20. Sounds like quite a club... by Randatola · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the website, www.clubplumcrazy.com (you might want to turn off sound before you go there):

    And guess what - you DON'T NEED TO WEAR A BULLET PROOF VEST... (quoted from Fosters about an event at the competition, 360 nightclub, Saturday Oct 11)... "a gun had been fired on the property" ... "He fired one round" ... You don't need to worry about gun fights at Plum Crazy! People come to Plum to dance and have fun, not to get involved in attempted first degree assault and gun shootings!

    Damn, I'm always seeking out the hot "first degree assault and gun shootings" scene...

    1. Re:Sounds like quite a club... by BgJonson79 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, in NH, this kind of violence is quite rare. The problem is all the people from MA coming up. Of course, I live in this area, and EVERYONE makes fun of the town of Rochester (pop: 33,000), even the people who live there.

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    2. Re:Sounds like quite a club... by chiph · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Plum Crazy in Raleigh got shut down as a public nuisance due to all the gunfire, gang fights, and a stabbing or two. Not to tar all the clubs by that name with the same brush, but the one in Charlotte had similar problems.

      Let's just say being a nightclub owner is not a business I'd like to be in.

      Chip H.

    3. Re:Sounds like quite a club... by reptilian+biotech · · Score: 1

      rottenchester.
      right next to fah-min-ton , even worse..
      We are way better up on the lake!

  21. Re:Sanford Who? by NineNine · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone's more than a bit jealous. You should probably work on not being quite so obvious.

  22. Re:In New Hampshire?-Take the customer and run. by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

    Damn straight. If the people in MA and ME are dumb enough to live there, we're gonna get 'em for everything they're worth.

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  23. Why by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

    Why is this news in the first place? Like I really wanna hear about a loser spammer who is a white trash pimp. C'mon ladies, post good stuff!!

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  24. Take it from someone who lives in NH by AlabamaMike · · Score: 4, Informative

    This club is almost as tired as all the spam email chubby used to send out. I think you'd be "Plum Crazy" to spend your time driving out to that spot in the sticks. I can tell you that his DJ skills are terribly lacking, and if it weren't for UNH (located a mere 15 miles from this club) he'd still be interested in turning a buck by sending out that garbage.
    -A.M.

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  25. how about exercising OUR rights by CrudPuppy · · Score: 1


    wonder what cocky-boy would do if every slashdot member sent him a single piece of snail-mail once a week... ...or how about standing outside his nightclub with signs... ...or if every slashdot member executes a script to pull every image from his site 3-4 times a day using wget...

    if you really read the interview, this asshole hasnt "reformed". he is still the same jerkoff that is proud to do whatever he can get away with to make a dollar at anyone else's expense.

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    1. Re:how about exercising OUR rights by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 1
      this asshole hasnt "reformed"

      Please elaborate. When would you consider him "reformed"? When he's crouched on his broken kneecaps, begging for your forgiveness for sending you a few unsolicited mails?

      "This asshole hasn't reformed" sounds a lot like a prohibionist, hardcore drug-warrior or a pro-capital punishment fascist.

    2. Re:how about exercising OUR rights by Mark+Pitman · · Score: 2, Funny
      I look forward to seeing reports of his nightclub mysteriously burning to the ground.

      He just needs to book "Great White" at his club. They can take care of the rest...

    3. Re:how about exercising OUR rights by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      When would you consider him "reformed"? When he's crouched on his broken kneecaps, begging for your forgiveness for sending you a few unsolicited mails?

      How about when he's screaming in agony as his broken, battered body is consumed by flames?

      Wallace, like all e-mail spammers, is a sociopath with no respect for property, going so far as to FORGE HIS DOMAIN NAME and implicate Compuserve in his criminal actions. Compuserve had to sue him to stop him from doing that.

      Wallace, like all e-mail spammers, deserves to die a horrible, painful death.

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    4. Re:how about exercising OUR rights by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Please elaborate. When would you consider him "reformed"? When he's crouched on his broken kneecaps, begging for your forgiveness for sending you a few unsolicited mails?

      As pleasant as that image is, I have to concede the point.

      Spamford Wallace stopped spamming.

      I wouldn't let him touch my computer. But the guy found a legitimate business and is making an honest buck. Seedy honest buck? Sure. But seedy or not, he's now selling a product people want, and he's not violating my property rights by filling up my inbox. If I wanna go to his club, I can. If I don't wanna go to his club, I can choose not to.

      The only good spammer is a dead spammer or a former spammer. Spamford's chosen to become a former spammer. Not because he's "seen the light", but because he knows AOL's legal department will crush him like a bug. That's still good enough for me.

      Spamford, you're an ass. But you're no longer a spamming ass. So long as you've got no more potted meat product for me, I've got no more beef with you.

    5. Re:how about exercising OUR rights by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      I would consider him reformed when there is actual proof that steps have been taken to reform his behaviour, either court ordered or otherwise. Are you going to just blindly accept his words - saying 'I don't/won't do that anymore'? In my opinion, once you've done crime or otherwise acted as a criminal, I will look at you as such until you are proven to be otherwise.
      Sorry. That's just the way I operate.

    6. Re:how about exercising OUR rights by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      ...far better than being an unemployed slashbot with nothing better to do than complain about somebody else's legitimate business.

      But those are the values that make America great!

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  26. I thought by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    I thought he was still running that junkyard/garage... oh, sorry, wrong sanford.

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  27. Darn by ptomblin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever I see that headline, I keep hoping the answer is "In hell, sharing hot lava enemas with Canter and Seigel".

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  28. We all know where Sanford is. by gatekeep · · Score: 1

    "Oh, this time its real, I'm a-comin' 'Lizabeth"

  29. I guess it takes a special type of person. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    I guess he just doesn't have any type of values. From Spam to a Night Club owner. Although I admit that a nightclub is better for society then Spam is. But still its shady type of job, dealing with barely legal business. In short I is just a scummy person, and he moral guidelines is roughly based if its legal then it is OK. Which is absolutely wrong reasoning.

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  30. Review of Plum Crazy by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Here's a review of Plum Crazy.
    • Plum Crazy
      Rt. 11
      Rochester, New Hampshire

      Summary:
      Price: Low
      Cover Charge: Always
      Patron Age: College Age

      Description:
      Plum Crazy is a Bar/Pub that has 2 bars with 15+ beers on tap. It also has pool tables and a dance floor. There is street parking available.

      Review:
      Great bars if your into drunken reprobates, and women with teeth you could count on one hand. Dance floor wreaks of fromunda cheese (fresh nightly). Overall, an experience I can only rank up with alien abduction, or a visit to the local church for "confession" with a priest.

    So Sanford can't run a good club, either.

    1. Re:Review of Plum Crazy by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, Wallace's webserver once went kaput, all the content vanishing overnight leaving his hosted customers stranded. Wallace blamed it on an anti-spam vigilante hacker, claiming that he had logs and the identity of the perp thanks to tcpdump. No arrests were ever made. Interesting was his claim that the hackers managed to "destroy backup tapes". Either he was lying outright about a hacker and had just decided to take his customers' money and run or he was one of the dumbest fucking admins on the planet for leaving his backup tapes in a tape machine where "hackers" could erase them once they gained access to his server.

      It's not surprising that he can't manage a nightclub, or that he lies about his success. He was a terrible sysadmin too.

    2. Re:Review of Plum Crazy by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 1

      This bugger used to house his Cyber-Promo office in the same office complex as my old family doctor. I remember discovering his place quite by accident...a little non-descript sign on the door and all the windows covered with brown paper. He and his business were long gone, of course. This was right after his great server crash.

      RD

  31. Women and penis size. by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can understand why he is surrounded by beautiful women.. his penis must be enormous! I'm sure he wouldn't have sent out those member enlargement emails if he didn't test the product first!

    1. Re:Women and penis size. by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least he can buy some herbal viagra to be able to use his enlarged penis.

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    2. Re:Women and penis size. by KinCross · · Score: 1

      If you looked at his picture in the article, it looks like he's been using the breast enlargement stuff, too.

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  32. In other news. by demigod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plum Crazy nightclub on Route 11 in Rochester NY burned to ground in an overnight fire. The structure was a total loss. A statement form Rochester Fire Chief, Floyd Madison, "We have ruled this fire suspicious in nature. Perhaps the most bizarre thing is the number of charred cans of spam we found".

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    1. Re:In other news. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      You forgot the bit about the insurance policy on the property that was purchased one week before the publication of the story.

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  33. Now that we know where he lives... by Walter+Wart · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...what are the police going to do when he winds of face down in a river? Narrowing down a field of a couple hundred million suspects who all have a motive could be a lot of work.

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    The man who never alters his opinion is like the stagnant water and breeds Reptiles of the Mind -- William Blake
    1. Re:Now that we know where he lives... by hyperstation · · Score: 1, Insightful

      if there are a couple hundred million people who would actually *kill* a human being for sending them junk email, then this world really is going to hell....

    2. Re:Now that we know where he lives... by Patrick+May · · Score: 1
      if there are a couple hundred million people who would actually *kill* a human being for sending them junk email, then this world really is going to hell.

      I wouldn't back the death penalty, after a fair trial of course, for him just for sending spam. I'd support it for the message it would send to other spammers.

  34. He is still Spamford.... by scifience · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sanford Wallace still runs a viral marketing website, PassThisOn.com. It changes users's home page by exploiting a, you guessed it, patchless security hole in Internet Explorer.


    A recent thread about it on GeekVillage is at:
    http://geekvillage.com/forums/showthread.php?s=3ac c1351f7aa1563a017c39513af8358&threadid=22196&g t;


    Read down a ways to see where he comes into the thread - he actually posts defending his site.

  35. Spammer Located! by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...setting missile coordinates..

    -jcr

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  36. The Spamish Phenotype by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    This guy doesn't look much like Mel Gibson. But if he says he's surrounded by beautiful women I guess he must have something going for him.

  37. Check out his "club's" site... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1
    Quoted from his nightclub's site: http://www.clubplumcrazy.com/
    • UPDATE! Yes, it's true! The dress code is HISTORY at Plum -- You CAN wear bandanas, skull caps, jerseys, caps, anything! Just keep it stylish and clean.


    • And guess what - you DON'T NEED TO WEAR A BULLET PROOF VEST... (quoted from Fosters about an event at the competition, 360 nightclub, Saturday Oct 11)... "a gun had been fired on the property" ... "He fired one round" ... You don't need to worry about gun fights at Plum Crazy! People come to Plum to dance and have fun, not to get involved in attempted first degree assault and gun shootings!

    Sounds like a GREAT place. Someone *please* get me outta this country...

    CB

    1. Re:Check out his "club's" site... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1
      You must be new here

      CB

    2. Re:Check out his "club's" site... by GypC · · Score: 1

      Uh... count the digits in my ID. Now count the digits in yours.

      You don't have to be a liberal asshat to be a geek.

  38. ALWAYS RTFA BEFORE ARSON by mdmarkus · · Score: 2, Informative

    dude, it's the wrong one. he's in new hampshire...

    1. Re:ALWAYS RTFA BEFORE ARSON by demigod · · Score: 1

      The fact checker responsible for that story has been sacked.

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      Major Major
  39. One word ... by pherris · · Score: 1
    He's an overweight, middle aged, bald white guy who's last job pissed off millions of people now owns a club and calls himself "DJ MasterWeb".

    He's a truly sad human being. The best we can hope for is that he never reproduces. By his looks and persona this shouldn't be a problem.

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    "And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
  40. I think by GypC · · Score: 1

    ... he deserves a righteous ass-kicking.

  41. "Don't need to wear a bulletproof vest" by cybrthng · · Score: 1

    Doesn't sound like my kind of club when this disclaimer is on the front page.

    "UPDATE! Yes, it's true! The dress code is HISTORY at Plum -- You CAN wear bandanas, skull caps, jerseys, caps, anything! Just keep it stylish and clean.

    And guess what - you DON'T NEED TO WEAR A BULLET PROOF VEST... (quoted from Fosters about an event at the competition, 360 nightclub, Saturday Oct 11)... "a gun had been fired on the property" ... "He fired one round" ... You don't need to worry about gun fights at Plum Crazy! People come to Plum to dance and have fun, not to get involved in attempted first degree assault and gun shootings!
    "

    From Spam to Thugs.. who woulda thunk it :)

  42. Time to spelunk the archives by 87C751 · · Score: 1
    Though it was 2 domains and 5 computers ago, I once had the... experience (I was going to say pleasure, but let's be honest) of trying to get Spamford to stop sending mail to my domain. He'd subscribed a harvester to the Cypherpunks list, so whenever I posted to the list, I got an autoresponder from him. It took a bit of looking, but I was able to uncover the admin addresses of several of his machines behind the front line of his domain, so I started sending invoices. He got them, too. Somewhere, I think I still have copies of some of the nastygrams he responded with. Funny, though. He never, ever, responded to my central theme of "stop sending unauthorized email to this domain." All he did was bluster and threaten to invoice me for wasting his time.

    FWIW, he never sent me an invoice, and he also never paid one of mine.

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  43. Club's website looks like spam email by Unsolicited+Commando · · Score: 1
    Have you gone to his website? The format kinda reminds me of the look and feel of HTML based spam emails. I guess old habits die hard.

    Also, if you go to his website, you might want to hit reload 1000 times.

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  44. and another by tomzyk · · Score: 1

    He went from degrading my broadband to degrading broads.

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  45. Hmm... by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 1

    I wonder if his penis has been enlarged, his mortgage shrunk and if he earned his masters overnight too!? Everyone should sign up his nightclub for all kinds of mailing lists, might I recommend Viagra, Rogaine, mortgage brokering firms... and I wonder if he's on the do not call list...

  46. Speaking of which.... by stox · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to Canter and Siegel?

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    1. Re:Speaking of which.... by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to Canter and Siegel?

      I wondered that this weekend... I looked at some of the subject lines in my spambox, and realized I'd gotten the first green card spam I'd seen in years.

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  47. There's no justice... by foistboinder · · Score: 1

    If there was, he'd be in the deepest pit of hell.

  48. Get ur own back by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    We should all get together and go down to his club, then instead of going in, stand out side screaming various slogans like "Reduce your loan payments" "Enlarge your member" "Teen XXX" and while legally staying off the premisis, be an eye-sore in the way so he cant get "real" customers through as easily. Basically do something that parallels spam in terms of annoyance. Or im sad and have too much time on my hands - but seriously you guys we have to piss this guy off somehow!

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  49. Yes but.... by Stalemate · · Score: 1

    What happened to Lamont?

  50. I hope he books Great White in his club by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1

    I hear they have a great pyrotechnic show.

  51. Stupid clueless journalist types by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    Quoting from the article:

    The mailings are popularly known as "spam" in the Web world.... But in the early 1990s, not many people had even heard of the Internet.... Prior to that, the Internet was mainly used by the government and military.... When the Web became accessible to the general public, Wallace's entrepreneurial mind began churning.... Wallace found ways to collect a massive list of personal e-mail addresses.... He would create advertisements, and send them off into the World Wide Web.

    Stupid clueless reporter. Doesn't even know the difference between the Web, email and the Internet.

    With people such as this bringing us our news and information every day, no wonder the American public is so hopelessly uninformed....

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  52. It's so cliche - it's mildly amusing.... by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know how many of you know any nightclub owners personally, but I've had the dubious "pleasure" of knowing several - and they all seem to fit a common profile.

    Usually, they're "has beens" or "wanna-be" rich and famous individuals who came into some money in the past (often via questionable means), and thought owning a nightclub was a great next step to take in their lives.

    The average nightclub only turns a decent profit for the first 6 months to a year it operates. Once it's not "new" anymore (and you've collected cover charges for all the "first tme" visitors who just wanted to check the place out), it's really tough to keep it hyped up and popular. Having a really creative niche helps immensely -- but even then, a niche is just that; catering to a small segment of the population who shares a love of whatever you're offering.

    There are many things more likely to make you decent money than owning a nightclub. So why do people throw their money at it? Simple.... They're fairly lazy and don't want to actually work at a job that makes them get up early each morning, and they yearn to be "cool". (If you aren't attractive enough to have a good-looking woman of your own, at least you can brag about all the ones surrounding you each night who really don't care if you live or you die.)

  53. weird by digitalsushi · · Score: 1
    I remember reading about spamford on inet-access back in the 97-98 era here at work doing dialup tech support. And now I live 6 miles from him in a bee-line. *dark evil thoughts*

    ...*dark evil thoughts still going on*

    ......*muhwahahaaaa* *clicks post anonymous*

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  54. Forgiveness by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > Please elaborate. When would you consider him "reformed"? When he's crouched on his broken kneecaps, begging for your forgiveness for sending you a few unsolicited mails?

    How about when he's paid back the money for all of the bandwidth he stole, or makes some kind of restitution (community service or the like) to repay all the time wasted by everyone he bombarded?

    That'd be a start, but he doesn't seem to be interested in any of that. The only reason he's not spamming any longer is that AOL's lawyers are holding a financial gun to his head. That's not reformed, in any sense I'll accept.

    Virg

  55. Re:Good for him by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
    Here's an expanded job chain hierarchy:

    Lawyer
    MS Programmer
    RIAA Spokesperson
    Spammer
    Prostitute
    Stripper
    Night Club Owner
    Used Car Dealer
    Food Service employee
    Food Service manager
    Local resteraunt owner
    Teacher
    Professor
    Doctor
    Lawyer
    goto MS... etc.

    Frightening no?

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  56. Does anyone have his new email address? by Mike+McCune · · Score: 1

    I want to send him a few million emails asking him if he needs a larger penis.

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  57. Idea... by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

    I wonder if we could get Great White to play this club?

  58. Guess you missed the Wired News story by Screamingliner · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, Wired News did this story two weeks ago.

  59. It's a small world by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

    Walter Rines. Walter Rines ... associate of "Spamford"... sounds familiar... oh yeah... the schmuck from whom I stole his girlfriend and married her... and then promptly divorced. A year later. Yeah, that's right... it's all coming back to me now.

    Worst day of my life (up to that point - I've had worse since) was when an issue of a popular computer magazine showed up in my mailbox (subscription) and the cover had a big honkin smilin' picture of my wife's ex. That was awesome. She wouldn't shut up about "walter" and his "internet company". Yadda yadda yadda... walter walter walter. Jeez the 90's were gay.

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  60. Let's not mince words. by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    Sanford is a ball-like, greasy fuckface. How could anything he does actually make anybody happy?

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  61. quote: "I'm not sure what he's worked up about. by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    ...The Club Plum did fine." Methinks he is serving up something else in there besides alcohol. Going back to your old ways again, eh Samford?

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  62. Is this the same New Hapshire I lived in?!?!?! by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

    This guy is living on his own planet.

    Beautiful women??? If you find sweatshirts and stretch pants stretched to the limit, or you are a connoisseur of camel toe, maybe. Actually, if you're in to teens who smoke and drink NH might be the place for you. That and Mechanixville, NY.

    The entire concept of "New Hampshire" and "night club" being in the same sentence is hilarious, especially when we're talking about Rochester NH. The only thing near Rochester is Canada. I'm surprised they even have electricity, or maybe they run generators on pinecones and permafrost. The highlight of my life in NH was living across the street from the place they broadcasted live candlepin bowling every weekend. There was a club near me, too, but there was a biker knife fight and then a fire and then it snowed and the building collapsed.

    The only silicone I know of is in Southern NH, and that's in children in middle school. (I know this because my wife and I volunteered, I did not go checking out preteens, thank you very much). What kind of parent lets their kid do that, nevermind buy them for quinceanera (sweet 15) presents???

    You may have seen NH in the news for the fratricide shotgun murder over how to open a bag of potato chips, or the murder over who drank the last beer, or the town that banned Shakespeare for promoting homosexuality.

  63. netscum by eric76 · · Score: 1

    He was the one behind the netscum list. For those who don't remember it, it was a list of anti-spammers that Spamford didn't like. When I made the netscum list, I was kind of ticked off about being slandered on the Internet by him. But it quickly became something of a mark of distinction, at least for a while.

  64. Sanford Wallace by mike3k · · Score: 1

    I want to personally kill him with my own hands. I truly hate that man and want him dead.

  65. DRINK BEER FAST!!! by dghcasp · · Score: 1
    Someone should spray-paint "Spam King" every few weeks on his bar. At least. For the man who basically invented spam, the gauntlet should never go down.

    It'd be cool if when he's 80 or so, someone punched him in the gut. Anti-spammer actions should be like the mafia... You never escape from them.

    Good thing I don't live in New Hampshire, because then I'd have to hate the fact that I'm too law abiding to do it myself.

  66. Telling quotes... by dghcasp · · Score: 1
    The negative reactions and relentless lawsuits started to take their toll, and Wallace decided to get out of the business in 1997.

    "I was getting tired of the controversy. My goal was never to bother people," Wallace said.

    Translation: None of the millions of people, whose inboxes I clogged with some of my billions of pieces of spam were ever bothered by it. But a few corporations and lawyers thought they could make money off me, and that bothered me. Why wouldn't people leave me alone?

    Boo Fscking Hoo.

  67. out of touch by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    "He would create advertisements, and send them off into the World Wide Web."

    It sounds like this writer from 'Fosters' is still stuck at the writing level of journalists during 'the early days of the internet' .
  68. Message to Spamford by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1

    Spamford, you reading this? This is a message from an old "friend". Fuck off and die.

  69. Spam his club. by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

    Someone should get printed up poster sized printouts of spam and stick them all over the outside of the club.

    'Enlarge your penis' 2 metres high!

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    1. Re:Spam his club. by Telemach · · Score: 1

      Enlarge my penis 2 metres high? I'd have balance problems.

  70. Re:What are the moderators smoking? by demigod · · Score: 1
    This got modded up to 5:Funny? What are the moderators smoking?

    SPAM

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