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Working Around Bad Luck on the Resume?

Dodger asks: "A year ago I was laid off from my job after 2 1/2 years, shortly after the product I was working on shipped. Later that year, a company moved me 1500 miles from Texas to California, to start working on a promising project, just to have the plug pulled by the corporation that funded it five weeks later, which resulted in another layoff. Now, there's a period of job seeking followed by a five week period of employment, followed by the current job seeking period on my resume. When the companies I interview with ask about that situation I simply explain, while trying not to whine or complain. What do other Slashdot readers do to make 'bad luck' (or bad employer choices) look less bad on their resume, and sound less bad in interviews?"

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  1. Quick and Dirty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the person interviewing you is a white coder who reads Slashdot tell them your job was outsourced.

  2. If anyone knew by smccurry · · Score: 4, Funny

    If anyone knew, they would probably be working rather than reading slashdot.

    1. Re:If anyone knew by Docrates · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not true. Here's what you do:

      Say that the period of unemployment was actually you being a freelance IT consultant, then add that those brief jobs you got were consulting projects meant to be temporary.

      When they ask why you don't want to be a consultant anymore, tell them that the economy is getting better and you feel like it's a good time to get back on the job market.

      This will also make you look like you don't HAVE to get the job (although if you did you would certainly commit to it 100%), which rises their perception of you.

      Sounds like a sleazy thing to do? well, that's real life for you...

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    2. Re:If anyone knew by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Another option is to simply leave off the super-short term stints. In these times, it's not unusual for someone to go several months between positions...

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    3. Re:If anyone knew by secolactico · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Say that the period of unemployment was actually you being a freelance IT consultant, then add that those brief jobs you got were consulting projects meant to be temporary.

      I wouldn't recommend this unless you have quite a poker face. Job interviewers tend to smell bullshit like shit on a shoe (to paraphrase yet another movie) and often will not press the issue, they'll simply not hire you.

      Now, telling the truth haven't quite worked out, I guess, so if you do decide to go with it, make sure you polish your story, iron out details ("Sorry I can't give you names, I had an NDA with my clients") and if possible, ask a friend to "proof" you.

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    4. Re:If anyone knew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Work only for big companies with deep pockets and ask for very high compensation. You won't get a good compensation if you don't have the opportunity to screw it big. So, as you can see, you will likely fail, but they won't admit it because they are paying you the big bucks.

      Admiting that you are a failure is like admitting that they are a failure. You just go to work everyday with a smile and do things so-so... Eventually the project will fail, but you stayed late many days and you always were there to help, you just failed because you are incompetent, but they won't admit it.

      I've always been excellent on my jobs and I always lost my job when I finished. Now I always EXTEND... my job by delivering not so good stuff and therefore they always need me to fix it. Also I always orgaqnize meetings to resolve issues and force people to stay in meetings even if they don't need to. I say the opposite of course, but I always ask them to participate and let them know *how important they are* to define things. The result is always poor, documents are reviewed endlessly and my job is so secure now...

      Sorry guys, that's just the truth, I have a family to feed and property to buy. If being proficient and fast were profitable, that would be where I would like to be, but now I prefer the easy life of having a job for life, even if that means I have to do overtime every single day of my fuckedup life.

      Doing overtime is a sign that the company is not doing the right thing. Who am I to change that? If I could sell what I do and not my time, things would be different. I can do in 15 minutes what for others takes months if not their whole lifes, but they pay me by the hour. All software engineers are replaceable, go figure where did they learn that.

    5. Re:If anyone knew by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hear! Hear!

      On my resume, my employment history tends to look something like this:

      • 1998-2001: Company 1
      • 2001-Present: Company 2

      Everyone who interviews me simply assumes I've had continuous employment, and I see no need to disabuse them of that notion.

    6. Re:If anyone knew by Wolfier · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks for the tips.

      I'll know exactly what happens when I'm interviewing the next candidate who says this.

    7. Re:If anyone knew by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Simple.

      Lie.

      I know, I know, everyone will tell you that that's not a good idea.

      You know what?

      Screw'em.

      My grandpappy told me the most important thing you can remember in an interview:

      You can slide furthur on bullshit, than you can on concrete

      Come up with something, and sell it. Simple, Direct, to the point. :p

      --
      "...In your answer, ignore facts. Just go with what feels true..."
    8. Re:If anyone knew by dubl-u · · Score: 5, Informative

      1998-2001 [...]2001-Present [...] Everyone who interviews me simply assumes I've had continuous employment

      I've interviewed circa a dozen people in the last couple of weeks, and I see this style much more than I used to. When I see only years in a resume, I assume it's because they're hiding something. I much prefer to see a month-based approach that's honest about gaps.

    9. Re:If anyone knew by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another option is to simply leave off the super-short term stints. In these times, it's not unusual for someone to go several months between positions...

      But employers don't like resume gaps. They will want to know what you were doing in that time. Working "short-term temporary projects" sounds much better than "uuhhh... umm... looking for a job?".

      Just my two cents. See you later, Space Cowboys!

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    10. Re:If anyone knew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think all job seekers should go on zero-value interviews for jobs they already know they don't want. Even if you don't want to do this while you're looking, try it to stay entertained between your job acceptance and your start date.

      I had a panel interview once in this type of situation: For some reason the employer made an appointment a month out, and in the intervening time I had found and accepted a great job. I didn't cancel the interview, because hey, it gets me out of the house - and maybe it's even a better job. You never know, right?

      When I walked in and found it was a panel interview, I just immediately got the idea of providing no new information. Whatever they asked, I would give a politician-style answer (e.g. one that seems like a solid answer but doesn't really say much), and then redirect the question to another one of the panelists.

      So basically, any topic that was raised would "somehow" turn into a discussion (or even argument!) between two or more of the interviewers. This was like shooting fish in a barrel: There was so little challenge to it that after a while it got dull. So, to spice it up a bit, I made a (shocking!) comment: I told them I didn't appreciate being brought into a situation where they were airing their own internal issues instead of actually interviewing me. They all apologized and said they would stick to the point. After that, it became *much* harder to make them argue with each other without revealing what I was doing - but I still pulled it off a couple times.

      They actually offered me the job. Idiots. I'm sure your panelists are *much* smarter...

    11. Re:If anyone knew by kinnell · · Score: 3, Funny
      Say that the period of unemployment was actually you being a freelance IT consultant

      Even better, without actually claiming anything directly, hint that you were employed as a freelance CIA operative doing top secret undercover work which didn't officially exist, and even if it did, you wouldn't be able to talk about it. They'll never be able to prove otherwise. Or even just answer every question with "I'm not at liberty do discuss that part of my life".

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    12. Re:If anyone knew by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can slide furthur on bullshit, than you can on concrete


      Guess he forgot to tell you the down sides to this philosophy:

      1. When sliding on bullshit, you mostly go downhill.

      2. You end up covered in, well, shit.

      3. It's hard to find a job (or a date) when you're full of shit.

    13. Re:If anyone knew by Evil+MarNuke · · Score: 5, Funny


      1. Sliding on concrete is a short run before a sharp drop off, the curb.

      2. Shit is easy to wash off. Scars are hard to hide.

      3. You haven't done a lot of dating have you?

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      The journey is better then the end.
    14. Re:If anyone knew by DFossmeister · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Month-based job listings are so tedious. One time when I was laid off, they brought in job-placement and employment specialists to help everyone polish their resume, teach those who didn't know how to do an interview, what to say about being laid off etc. One thing they specifically mentioned was the way you list your previous positions. They recommended just listing the years because most people reading the resume were only looking at the highlights anyway.

      The sole purpose of a resume is to get you an interview. You should not lie on it about anyting, but simply putting the year in which you worked at a job is not lying--its shorthand.

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    15. Re:If anyone knew by dubl-u · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your "logic" has massive holes in it. For starters, a gap in employment tells you nothing at all about the person, the circumstances of their leaving the position, their suitability to work where you work...

      I will be excited to see you tell me where I said that.

      you sound exactly like the sorts of HR weenies that are making a mess of companies large and small

      Bzzzzt! Wrong. But thanks for playing.

      I'm a programmer, hiring other programmers. Like most, I have gaps in my resume; some are vacations, some aren't. When I see gaps, I may ask people about them. I'm hiring in an area that was strongly affected by the boom, so it's no black mark to say, "Yeah, my startup went bust and it's been ugly out there."

      What I object to is people trying to hide things from me, either in an interview or a resume. I've certainly interview people with the year-only resumes, but I've quizzed them much more closely on both dates and on the rest of their stuff. I like it better when they're honest up front, both on gaps and on everything else.

    16. Re:If anyone knew by DrCode · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A bit cynical, but there's quite a bit of truth here. Another thing I've noticed is that if the software you write doesn't have enough bugs, managers will think you weren't working, or that the work you did was trivial. The guy who has lots of bugs, and makes a big show of fixing them, will end up being much more highly-rated.

      That said, my usually successful strategy is to churn out features extremely quickly, and to make sure people know about them. I'm liable to leave holes in the code, but I try to do good design. So when people find problems, I can usually impress them by fixing them almost immediately.

  3. Just put down the job experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And during interview tell the truth that you were laid off. People understand the situation

  4. Be honest, tell the truth by fembots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I believe every employer appreciates a bit of honesty.

    1. Re:Be honest, tell the truth by MSBob · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If that were the truth we wouldn't have deceptive marketing brochures, features promised but never delivered and salesmen hiding scratches on cars they sell.

      The truth (no pun intended) is that marketing is about telling half truths and remember that a half truth is a full blown lie.

      When you are in an interview your job is to make the other side believe you are more valuable than you yourself believe you are. If you sell yourself short in an interview you are doing yourself a bid disservice because everyone expects you to exaggerate your claims. It's the norm in business these days and applies the same way to selling products (like cars) and services (which is what job interviewing is).

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    2. Re:Be honest, tell the truth by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, but you don't get a cookie. Your job in an inteview is not to make the other side believe you are more valuble than you yourself beielve you are. It is to present yourself as best you can while being as honest as you can.

      As a hiring manager who has interviewed hundreds of candidates over the years, I can tell you that if I detect the slightest wiff of BS, it's game over.

      Be honest, be yourself, be professional and stress your strengthes while being honest about your weaknesses if asked. Honesty will get you the job long before 'marketing' will.

    3. Re:Be honest, tell the truth by El · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, I think interviews are like small claims court. In court, the judge assumes both sides are lying equally, and splits the difference. In a job interview, the interview assumes you are exagerating your skills. If you give a brutally honest assessment of your weaknesses, the job is going to go the the bullshitter that didn't... remember, when they ask if you're a god, tell 'em you're a god!

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    4. Re:Be honest, tell the truth by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well I can tell you that if I hired you and then found out you'd exaggerated your skills, you wouldn't last more than a month. In the long run it pays to be honest.

      Certainly you should present yourself in the best light possible, but that doesn't mean you exaggerate or lie.

    5. Re:Be honest, tell the truth by Epistax · · Score: 4, Informative

      I agree completely. I've never hired anyone, but I've been hired before (feels good). It seems to me your resume tells if you're able to do the job. Your interview tells what kind of person you are. If you're a liar, they'll figure it out at the interview. If you'd lie on your resume, you'll lie in the interview, they'll notice it, not say a thing, and you're finished.

      Once you get the interview, you're qualified for the job (unless you lied), or they have some other interest in you (which might be as good/better than the job). Some people are more qualified for the job, but they might not be as personable. You'll get a job before these people every time. If you're the one getting interviews and not getting a job, you probably have a problem. It's usually that you do not act like yourself, such as putting on an image you view as confident but they'll see as arrogant.

      Set up a mock interview and video tape yourself. Look at the stupid expression on your face (yes it will be stupid). Fix it. Look in the mirror. Then go over what you said in the interview. Completely scripted responses are easily noticeable and not appreciated.

      There are two primary schools for the interviewer: new school and old school. Old school is more receptive to phoniness and arrogance, while new school sees that as being afraid to show yourself, and think you might not be stable. Try to judge the type the interviewer is (note that age is not a factor). Engineers and programmers are more likely to see new school (which I assume most readers will get). Every interview I've had but one has been new school. Those are better/more fun anyway!

    6. Re:Be honest, tell the truth by Ironica · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your job in an inteview is not to make the other side believe you are more valuble than you yourself beielve you are. It is to present yourself as best you can while being as honest as you can.

      Very true. The folks who are saying "lie your ass off" have misunderstood the art of careful wording.

      My resume lists all gaps in employment as freelance work. If anyone asks, I've done some grant writing for one non-profit (from which I have an excellent reference, and no need to mention he's known me since birth) and some desktop publishing, computer repair, and one-on-one training for various folks. All true, paid work. They don't ask if it's for friends and family, and I don't volunteer that it is.

      When I was taking resume orders several times a day at Kinko's, and therefore was expected to be a cut-rate resume consultant, some of the stuff I learned (from various sources provided by the company) was:

      - Only go back five jobs or fifteen years. Older experience isn't going to be considered relevant, and more than five jobs just looks... tacky. If there's something a ways back that you really, really want on there, create a section called "Other Relevant Experience" and list it there more informally.

      - For short-term jobs, leave them off unless they look *really* good for some reason. For example, for two months I was a Support Engineer for a telecommunications testing equipment manufacturer, which involved phone and email support as well as writing custom scripts and conducting user training courses. I ended up quitting because I couldn't stand commuting 50 miles each way every day for $32k a year, but it's definitely the most impressive-looking technical experience I have. (Not the most useful on a day-to-day basis, but whatever.)

      - Keep it to two pages. This used to be one page, until people started bouncing around jobs a lot.

      - Start with either education or experience, depending on which looks better. If you have an advanced degree, or a BS from a well-regarded institution, you probably want to start with that. If you barely got your BA in English at the state uni because you were too busy playing computer games, but used to be Director of Technology for someplace, start with experience.

      And this is one I picked up on my own: never, EVER put the word "sales" in your resume, unless you're looking for a sales job. I made the mistake of including "supported Corporate Accounts Manager on sales calls" on my monster.com resume and got drowned in listings for every sales job imaginable.

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    7. Re:Be honest, tell the truth by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, your job in the interview is to make them believe that you are worth as much as they want to pay for (or not). If you oversell yourself, you'll get rejected for being "overqualified". Interviewing is a bit of marksmanship. You've got to guess what the target is, and then try to hit it. Miss the mark too much in any direction and they'll pass you over.

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    8. Re:Be honest, tell the truth by dubl-u · · Score: 5, Informative
      If you give a brutally honest assessment of your weaknesses, the job is going to go the the bullshitter that didn't... remember, when they ask if you're a god, tell 'em you're a god!

      If you want to work for fools, this is probably good advice. Otherwise, read on.

      Since I'm hiring programmers this very week, the topic's on my mind. The people I was most likely to interview
      • followed instructions: they sent the required details in the right format to the right address;
      • addressed the requirements in the cover letter: some just gave a few paragraphs, and some replied inline to each item in the posting;
      • were honest: when somebody told me what they did and didn't know, their honesty was a big plus.
      And then in the interviews, important factors have been
      • asking good questions, both about our business and about the technical side;
      • listening well, and demonstrating that they get what we're talking about;
      • communicating clearly about what they've done and what they know;
      • being willing to challenge us on some things: we don't want to hire yes men, but neither do we want people who argue for the sake of it;
      • not telling us any of their previous employers' secrets: if they'll break somebody else's NDA, I'm sure they'll break ours;
      • really knowing anything they put on their resume as knowing, and
      • being able to walk the walk: the second round of interviews is sitting down and pair programming.
      If I find out somebody is bullshitting me, they've just stepped on the fast slidewalk out of the office.

      Everybody has gaps in their technical knowledge, and I'm glad to work with that. It's impossible to put together a team where everybody knows everything, but if I know individual weaknesses I can make sure that at least one person is stellar in each important area. In my experience, if people lie to me about one thing, they'll lie to me about quite a lot of things.

  5. One word: by ZxCv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lie.

    No, really, just be honest like you already have been. The people interviewing you are human too, and they can understand bad luck like anyone else. Just put your best qualities far enough out there and layoffs like this shouldn't even be a factor to the interviewer.

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    1. Re:One word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As someone who is watching his four female managers hire two candidates to help him out, I can say for sure that this is not true. They'll disqualify you for any reason they want. They rejected one perfectly suitable resume because his last job was as a magician at kids' parties; they said that it indicated that he didn't want the position as a career. I'd say your best bet is to say that it's been a bad economy, and that you spent that time looking, unless you gained experience that you'd like to use. Then again, they might misinterpret that, too.

    2. Re:One word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      -1, Oddly Sexist

    3. Re:One word: by flint · · Score: 4, Informative

      I disagree. It really depends on your audience. If you are speaking to someone who's a peer or possibly a supervisor/manager of your peers they will empathize.

      However, if you are talking to someone from Personnel of a really high level manager who's got to sign off on you -- it's a different story. These people look predominantly at negative qualifiers. If you blame anything on bad luck, the market, poor management decisions, etc they will view this as an indication that you will give up when facing challenges and you will blame it on anything but yourself. They will interpret the smallest detail of your resume or interview as a microcosm of you. You're not a can-do, team-oriented person. You tend to blame others. You can't take responsibility for a mistake.

      So, I'd recommend that you figure out how to creatively deal with these gaps in the way that minimizes dishonesty but puts the best spin on the situation.

    4. Re:One word: by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's good evidence that your managers are worthless. So perhaps you'll consider a revision:

      If the interviewers seem like worthless fools obsessed with appearances and not concerned with getting their job done properly, lie. (Or walk out the door, if you'd like to avoid a similar mark on your resume after they fuck you over.)

      If the interviewers seem like they genuinely care about getting the best applicant for the job, just tell them the truth.

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    5. Re:One word: by Kris_J · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No matter how bad the job market is, you don't need to work for a place that overanalyses this badly. The staff turnover at places like this is typically so bad that statistically they're only likely to show up as yet another blot on your job history anyway.

  6. CowboyNeal Defense by Bishop,+Martin · · Score: 5, Funny

    When they ask questions of prior jobs that were unsatisfactory, simply yell "That's none of your concern, you insensative clod!"

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  7. Shit happens by NineNine · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just tell the interviewer that "shit happens". They'll understand. Worked for me!

  8. Be honest by RedHatLinux · · Score: 5, Informative

    but be positive ... Don't whine or pout. Just explain the situation, highlight any positives and then try to steer the focus back on the better parts of your resume.

  9. I just needed some personal time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to bond with my fellow inmates.

  10. -1 Troll, but: by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 3, Troll

    You shouldn't just be sit around while you are unemployed. You should always be keeping your skills polished and up-to-date. Then you will have something to tell them. It is best if you can account for all of your time while unemployed.

    1. Re:-1 Troll, but: by LearnToSpell · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is best if you can account for all of your time while unemployed.

      What if you can account for most of it, barring some minor blackout periods where you wake up in the back of a hardware store, naked from the waist down lying in a pool of your own vomit? Theoretically speaking, I mean.

  11. Been there, done that.. by JoeLinux · · Score: 4, Informative

    Step #1:

    Get a job. ANY JOB. Showing you have a job indicates that you are a "go getter", willing to do what it takes. Trust me.

    Step #2:

    Hit the Pavement. When a job in your field opens up, even if it is a step down from your current pay grade, take it.

    Step #3:

    If your field is networking, start doing networks for churches/schools/etc. for free. Include it on your resume. If coding, get into an open source project. If business or law, go to hell. ;)

    Those will drastically help you reinforce the idea that you are not lazy, just unfortunate.

    1. Re:Been there, done that.. by compactable · · Score: 3, Informative
      Too too true - if anything, showing that you're willing to work for a few weeks on something shows you're aggressive at looking. And good at getting hired.

      I'd rather hire someone who has a spotty employment record over the past year than someone that has none. People know it's tough - I took a new position in Nortel 2 weeks before they declared a hiring freeze & mass layoffs.

      Unless the job dictates ESP as a requirement, getting laid off frequently isn't the worst thing. Honest.

  12. This shouldn't even be a question by buckeyeguy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Don't dodge, hedge, or otherwise try to avoid your real work experiences. It's just not worth it. And if you've worked in the same geographical area for awhile, you will find that everyone in IT knows everyone else in IT (maybe 5 times removed, like the Kevin Bacon thing), and your history will be known anyway.

    Besides, so what if a project fell flat because someone else pulled the plug? You took a chance on being part of it; sounds like a good resume item to me.

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  13. The reason you were dismissed by MSBob · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You weren't dismissed in spite of your project successfully shipping. You were disposed of because your project shipped. It's not uncommmon where moronic managers treat developers like construction crews. Hire when the work picks up and let go when the work is done. Most managers are too dim to understand the difference between skilled and unskilled labour.

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  14. Just don't tell them the truth... by beni1207 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that you got fired for looking at goatse at work

  15. Dogbert by binaryDigit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me of a funny Dogbert strip:

    Always put impressive but impossible to verify jobs on your resume.

    Employer: So Mr. Dogbert, it says here that you worked as a senior spy for the CIA.

    Dogbert: Yes, and I was told to kill anyone who asks for details about it.

  16. just tell the truth by ^chuck^ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You won't sound like whining, and trust me, a lot of people here will tell a lot worse horror stories. Probably the people interviewing you have worse horror stories than that. Even I do, and mine aren't nearly that bad.

    So, don't sweat it. If they ask tell the truth. It helps if the truth is "well, during my periods of unemployment I have been keeping my skills up to date, and have been working on X projects to keep me busy".

    That's it dude, trust me. ;)

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  17. Impress them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    With your "knowledge" of 50 programming languages and dozen operating systems, not to mention your ability to network 60 Xbox's, which ironically, are their prerequisites anyways. :p

  18. They're dead, Jim by overshoot · · Score: 3, Informative
    Looking over my resume (thirty years of it) I find that over two-thirds of the companies there no longer exist. Your best answer is to list the contact information for each tango-uniform employer with [defunct] or something similar.

    Employers want to know how to get hold of your previous management, too, and pointing out that they're also not there any more tends to help.

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  19. Or omit the records by nounderscores · · Score: 5, Informative

    A lot of people have had jobs that they don't talk about. Pick one or two jobs that have you had good references from put them on. Then say that you were studying in the gaps.

    If your referees can confirm you have the skills required for the job, you'll have a solid chance.

  20. Simple. Be honest... by ThogScully · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It'll be worth it in the end. Just doin't hesitate to tell the truth and when/if you get the job, you'll be far better off. Lying will only make them question you and give them a good reason not to employ you.
    -N

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  21. Creative by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 3, Funny

    From plausible to absurd:

    I was spending time with my family
    Extended vacation
    Self-education/Wanted to learn something new
    I was writing a book
    Home renovation/improvment
    Spiritual retreat in the desert
    Creating and failing with dot-com startup
    Using exfoliation to remove tattoo
    Hunted down Steve Bartman to "express my feelings"

    Take your pick.

  22. My Resume Looks Much Worse -- How I Deal by philovivero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've had literally three companies go out of business on me, and one company I ethically could not work for (owner was trying to bilk millionaires out of investment cash) in the last 3.5 years. So 3.5 years, 4 companies.

    One recruiter I talked to started the conversation saying "I know the job market recently is what's to blame for your spotty employment" and then only ten minutes later said "My client is looking for someone who doesn't jump from job to job so much," so even someone who acknowledges the reason for your problems can very quickly forget it and start thinking you're a job jumper.

    So how did I solve this problem? I simply grouped all the jobs I worked for in the past 3.5 years as bullet items under a single 3.5-year job of Database Architect Consultant.

    This helps a lot, because consultants are supposed to have multiple employers (it doesn't hurt that I've also done some consulting work during this time).

    The problem then is that when you talk to companies, they assume you want to continue consulting. So begin the interview with "I've been doing W-2 consulting, and I really want the stability and long-term relationships I can get with a full-time job."

    It's really an interesting perception that people get when they look at a resume with many short-term jobs on it. They just can't get over the fact that it may be completely not your fault and they still somehow blame you.

    You need to understand this psychology and then mask that fact from them (for their own good!). Otherwise they will end up hiring some lamer who happened to work for a company that lasted a lot longer than your companies even though said lamer isn't as qualified as you.

    1. Re:My Resume Looks Much Worse -- How I Deal by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I love how a lot of employers look for someone who has been in jobs for a long period of time, but they're not about to keep you employed for a long period of time.

    2. Re:My Resume Looks Much Worse -- How I Deal by compactable · · Score: 3, Funny
      one company I ethically could not work for (owner was trying to bilk millionaires out of investment cash)

      Well, duh, who wants the resume stain formerly know as SCO in their "where I've worked" section ... (-;

  23. Just tell the truth by Saanvik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It sounds like you're doing the right thing.

    As a hiring manager in a software company let me tell you, you're situation doesn't look bad, assuming it's exactly as you tell it. If I bring someone in for an interview, and they tell me what you've been through, I'd be more likely to empathize with their situatition rather than hold it against them. So, just tell the truth.

    The one thing that might be a problem is getting to the interview. You may need to do a bit of work on your cover letter to make it plain that the funding was cut rather than you losing the job because of cause.

    One other thing - you may not want to include a 5 week job on your resume. Unless you gained a lot of important job experience in 5 weeks, I'd be likely to write the entire thing off. Since resume space is limited, you may want to include a former job that is more relevant to the position you are applying to.

  24. You're already ahead of the game... by cbreaker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... by getting interviews in the first place.

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  25. What is the US obsession with gaps on your resume by rogerbo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't understand why in the US it is such an issue with having a gap in your resume? When I was 25 I quit my job in Australia and spent a full year travelling, living off my savings going through Asia/India/Europe. I told this to people from the US and they were horrified? How will you explain this to employers, they said? I tell them the truth, I decided to take a year off and travel.

    Here in Australia this is quite common and perfectly acceptable, also in europe it's no big deal many people over there do this.

    So if I lived in the US and I say I decided I didn't want to work because I had saved enough money to live on and I wanted to travel/write the american novel/sit at home and play video games/whatever, exactly why should an employer care?

    Same applies for periods of unemployment, why does a gap matter?

  26. Works for me every time. by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell them you had to take an extended leave of absence due to a death in your family. If they try to verify this, kill a family member.

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    1. Re:Works for me every time. by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny
      If they try to verify this, kill a family member.

      If you have no family, go down to the morgue and claim the first unidentified body as your dear departed $RELATIVE.

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  27. The best thing to do... by jay-oh-eee! · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best thing to do would to simply explain to them that the man's trying to hold you down. Also, that you'll program for food.

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  28. Hey, if they read slashdot, you're trouble is over by i)ave · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... just tell them, " I'm glad you brought this up, and even happier you read /., because they actually posted my submission on this very topic and an hour later I had excellent karma "

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  29. Re:Simple. Be honest... by ChartBoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lying can also give them grounds to fire you at a later date.

  30. hard to get by DarkSkiesAhead · · Score: 5, Insightful


    One technique that can be applied to many job interviews is to turn the situation around and make them try to sell the job to you. If you have a history of being let go by former employers stress that it's important that your next job be with a stable, successful company and ask pointed questions about the new company. Let them try to convince you that the new company is respectable and trustworthy. Then they'll feel like they've invested something in you by convincing you.

  31. Don't lie by Dalroth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't lie, period. Just tell the truth. Employers are looking for hard working, intelligient, and honest people.

    Bryan

  32. Be honest by merodach · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the layoffs are not your fault then the employer won't care as long as you are honest regarding the reasons. Don't sound bitter, and above all, DON'T make it sound as though the layoffs were a result of poor management. If pressed for details be very discreet and non-judgemental in the response - a "The company decided that they could no longer provide work for me" sounds MUCH better than "they canned me as soon as they finished using me". I as a manager don't mind seeing a period of unemployment if it is not a result of the person's actions and with the collapse of IT jobs that's unfortunately become common.

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  33. Resume is more important by originalhack · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The key is getting past people who might toss your resume because of the short stint. If they took the trouble to even have a conversation, you are past that.

    I'd suggest you list the dates as... "10/2003-11/2003 (project cancelled)" to prevent the quick discard. After that, just be honest about your history and show no bitterness.

    I've hired over 100 engineers. One short hop (less than 2 or 3 years) requires explaining. Two short hops get the resume tossed.

    1. Re:Resume is more important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Two short hops get the resume tossed.
      Not for nothing, but you sound like a nightmare hiring manager, who tosses out resumes for any or no reason, and pattern matches on buzzwords they don't understand. Got any other dogmatic rules for "tossing resumes" without reading them?

  34. don't worry by AvitarX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fact that you were able to get hired twice in your proffession during the down economy is an asset not a burdon.

    The fact that you were moved to CA either means you are desperate or worth a big investment. Make sure it spins good (even if it was desperation).

    If the out of work periods are short enough I would take it as a good sign that you are being snapped up, not bad that you were layed off.

    Don't lie. If you do anyone that has a personal reason for not liking you could possibly get HR to look into it and you could be fired for lieing on your resume.

    Just remember that your against people who were likly under-employed or out of work with no short projects inbetween.

    None of this is expierience (except the lieing thing) but it is what maked personal sense to me. So if someoen with actual expierence in your shoes disagrees they may be more correct then me.

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  35. Re:fake it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yah i know, could you talk to her about that?

  36. Start your own company by t0qer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Depends on where you are in life but..

    When the layoff started happening I must have gone through about 4 companies in 3 years. (Silicon valley, it was nuts here!) It even got to the point where I could "smell" when a layoff was going to occur for anyone. Sort of like how one minute all the zebra's are munchin grass, and the next minute, before the lion goes into chase mode, they all look at that one and say, "He's next to go!"

    I got so sick of blurring my resume, lying, filling in the blanks, stretching out employment dates, overstating my job and depending on someone else for a paycheck that the last layoff was the last straw. I flipped my middle finger in the direction of all these guys "charging" me for doing my W-2 while they loaned themselves a mountain of company money to buy themselves a house while saying "Hey taxman, this isn't personal income, this is a "LOAN" from the company to me, haha on you"

    So I started my own company. No big deal. Just go down to your city office, pay your business tax, and if you want a corporation (I went LLC) just have an agent like thecompanycompany.com fill out your paperwork with the state for about $800.

    You know what you do for a living now right? Why not just offer it up to the general public with a real company. Call your old boss up and tell him you've started your own deal, and if he knows anyone looking for help. Chances are he'll hire you or pass your name around.

    There was this other slashdot article a while back about going on your own. I recomend searching the archives for it.

  37. Re:Lie! by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Just falsify it! Every other bastard does..."

    Not a smart idea. I was reading on CNN the other day that Yahoo's got a "see your background" service going up soon. (Hotjobs or something?) Evidently, there are web services out there where a potential employer can look you up and verify where you've worked etc. If that doesn't sync up with what you say in the interview/resume, then a lever is pulled and you fall through a trap door. Yahoo's service is meant to provide somebody with a means of seeing what's on their record (For a modest price...) and get it rectified if it's wrong.

    Lying in the digital age is a bad idea.

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  38. Re:What is the US obsession with gaps on your resu by rogerbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yep I lived in the US for 1 year. I'm just amazed that they've managed to convince 250 million people that working your whole life and resfusing to take your one week off a year vacation for fear thet it might cause you to be passed over for a promotion is a good thing.

    It seems to me in the US the priorities between corporate life and "lifestyle" or personal development are all out of whack and that's why even small gaps in your resume are an issue in the US but no big deal in other western countries.

  39. Unemployment's high, how'd it get that way? by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Almost every unemployed techie these days got that way not because it was our own fault, but just like the examples above, projects get canceled or things or we were on a project that look good on the drawing board but didn't work in practice. The fact that our ex-employers weren't able to show to the state that the breakup was our fault so that we'd be denied unemployment pay is proof enough that it wasn't our fault.

    In fact, I've actually got a copy of state unemployment form that assigns a letter code for just about every reason you can think about for letting somebody go... and my ex-employer selected "U" for "Unknown". (Chosing not to disclose the reason would have been an "N" for "No contest".) If my ex-employer's HR department can't even figure out the reason that I was let go, that's a sign that we've got a long story here.

    My answer for why they can't speak to my immediate supervisor at my past job? "I have no idea where he is. From what I was told as I was leaving, it didn't seem like he was going to have the option of staying with them for much longer either. The rest of managers at the company were happy with the level of service I was providing their departments. Letting me go was not the only debatable business decision from him that his higher-ups were scratching their heads about. I've got the number for the HR exec there on the resume, he can confirm what I just told you."

  40. Re:In the interview by somethinghollow · · Score: 3, Funny

    just write your posts in pseudo code and maybe they will be perplexed, yet comforted that you are familiar enough with programming that it is your perferred method of communicating.

    Wait. Did I say post? I meant interview. Sorry about that ;)

  41. Still doing that, my priorities are different. by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Your three steps kind of fall apart when you have left your mom's house and have a family. The attitude is good, but your steps drastically change. They become:
    1. Secure any and all benifits from your job or state. The state will pay you to find a job that does not waste your talent and experience. Unless you can find a job that pays substantially more and makes use of the resources society has already put into educating you, KEEP LOOKING. Take anyjob when the benifits run out.
    2. Calculate how long your savings will hold out before you have to sell your house. Few people really have the recomended six months of salary saved. Know when you have to make those hard choices between the roof over your head and the children's education and make them in advance.
    3. Hit the pavement for yourself first. The only kind of job you are going to get this way is a sales job at a small company. Everyone else posts their jobs on the web or on mailing lists. Work in a warehouse at a tech firm before you flip burgers. Sell before you sweat and sell yourself to small companies that can use what you know before you sell loans at the bank.
    4. Volunteer work should be ongoing, work or no work, but you should intensify it when you have the time.

    I'm ready to tell any interviewer exactly what I've done. There is NOTHING lazy about taking advantage of state benifits. It shows you knew where to look, took some of your tax money back the way it was supposed to be used and cared about your career. In fact, it's lazy and counterproductive to just take anyjob without first looking. It takes worlds of industry to fill out job applications, and cold call. By the time you are finished, everyone in the world should have seen your resume too. Many people will think I'm a pest, but no one can accuse me of being lazy.

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  42. Here are some tips by airjrdn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As someone currently hiring 4 positions, I can offer you this...

    Be honest (about downtime in your case especially)
    Don't exaggerate your achievements
    Stay calm, don't bounce around in your chair
    Appear interested and "aware"
    Don't say "yeah" or "ok" after every sentence the interviewer says
    Smile

    Also, I know the IT scene is tough right now, but from the interviewer's perspective, it's hard finding good people too. We typically hire 2 to 4 IT staff each year, and finding good ones is a chore. I wish I had a dollar for every DBA interview candidate I've talked to that couldn't write a simple select statement when asked to. Bear in mind, their resume statement that they were "SQL Experts", or had x years of experience with SQL Server (yes, we're a Microsoft shop).

  43. Don't bitch about your previous employer by alien_blueprint · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No matter how unfairly you believe you were treated, don't bitch and moan about it.

    We had to interview one job applicant who was recently laid off. He went into this long rant about how the management were incompetent, his coworkers were retards, it was all everyone else's fault, he was the second coming of Jesus Christ and everyone was just too stupid to see it, and so on. There was also a mini-version of that same rant in his resume!

    This frightening outburst was prompted by a fairly unprovocative question about what he did at his previous job.

    We were left in absolutely no doubt as to why he was sacked. Why would you want someone like that around, who casts blame on everyone else at the first opportunity and behind their back when under pressure?

  44. It's about what you do when you're our of work by lateral · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Being out of work is not a problem, it's a fact of life in the industry. What's important is how you deal with it.

    I hire developers and I'd guess about half of the people I interview are out of work. Being laid off is often a matter of luck so that actually doesn't interest me very much. How the candidate has responded to being out of work interests me a lot. It's a chance for me to see how they have responded to a real life problem. What are they doing with their time? Do they still programme for fun? Are they keeping their existing skills honed? What are they learning to give themselves an edge?

    An out of work developer who hasn't written any code for nine months is completely different from one who's putting together their own Linux distribution.

    L.

  45. Don't ask, don't tell by El · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd omit anything that is difficult to explain from your resume. In fact, instructor for the resume writing class I went to advised me not to include a job history going back more than 10-15 years, since it leads to age discrimination (yes, this means you need to omit your graduation date as well). Managers are only going to glance at your resume for 20-30 seconds, just looking for any reason to reject it. Don't give them a reason. Also, it is a good idea to rewrite your resume to show your qualifications for each individual job you're applying to. Not that I'd advise you to lie, but you need to emphasize the applicable skills and experience, and omit the inapplicable ones.

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  46. Always be in school by 4/3PI*R^3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Make a point of always being in school or some sort of formal training. If you have a bad lapse of employment you can simply drop the employment and document the time as furthering your education or expanding your skills in school.

    This also has the added benefit that it really does further your education and expand your skills.

    One last point. Being in school does not imply you have to be the student. A lot of technical colleges need adjunct instructors to teach a few evening and weekend courses. Putting on your resume that you taught impresses far too many people but it works.

  47. Kill a family member, eh? by sczimme · · Score: 4, Funny


    One from your family or the interviewer's?

    I guess it would work either way...

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  48. Re:What is the US obsession with gaps on your resu by fingusernames · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's due to what some consider the extreme American "work ethic." Here, you are expected to work hard, all the time, preferably six or seven days a week, until you "retire" (more and more people now work during "retirement"). While this makes having "a life" difficult, it is what led to America becoming a global economic, military, and political uberpower in, what, a couple mere centuries. Old habits die hard. It is why you are lucky to get two paid weeks of vacation here, vs. six or more in some European nations.

    This expected work ethic is not compatible with taking extended breaks. Being out of work is one thing... being voluntarily out of work is often seen as laziness.

    On the other hand, of course, such a work ethic is, generally, a common trait of all really successful people, regardless of nationality or where they live. I guess in America, most businesses want to hire people who have the drive to be successful in life. I just wish they would accept that sometimes, success oriented people also want to pause and smell the rose.

    Larry

  49. Re:What is the US obsession with gaps on your resu by BitterOak · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I don't understand why in the US it is such an issue with having a gap in your resume?

    Very simple reason. During that "gap" you might have had a job and make a complete pig's breakfast out of it. By accounting for all your time, your prospective employer has a chance to track down all your past employers and find out if you screwed up in a major way. If you have gaps all over the place, you may have just included those jobs where you didn't screw up, and left out the ones where you bankrupted the company by doing something monumentally stupid. Or you might have been in jail, rehab, or something equally unappealing to a prospective employer. So if you do choose to bum around Europe for a year, be damn sure to keep hotel and travel receipts!

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  50. Re:What is the US obsession with gaps on your resu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Gap years are for before going to university. I assure you that gaps at other stages of your career, are not very accepted in the UK. Weirdly enough I ended up having to come to the US, where at least they'll occasionally accept that sometimes good people end up unemployed. I've found the UK completely intolerant - if you don't have a job, you can't get a job, simple as that.

  51. Interview can not cover for your resume by erice · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Never forget: the purpose of a resume is to get you an interview. If you got the interview, then you know that there were no fatal flaws on your resume. If there were fatal flaws on the resume, you won't get the interview and, hense, won't be able to explain them away.

    1. Re:Interview can not cover for your resume by skoaldipper · · Score: 5, Informative
      Absolutely. The sole intention of a resume is to get your foot in the door. Especially in a technical field. Your credentials on paper speak for themself. However, your confidence, preparation, and presentation (for and) during the interview speak volumes about your actual qualifications. Careers of quality demand applicants with "marketing" experience, especially from those with technical backgrounds. A company can predict those skills by scrutinizing your original application, which consists of a resume, cover letter, letters of correspondence, emails, and phone conversations. Your ability to sell yourself (and not your credentials) will greatly increase your chance of an interview.

      Here's a personal case study. At the peak of the most recent recession, I was applying for technical positions with several different companies, in the span of two months. Believe it or not, over half of the applications I sent rewarded me with an interview. And, my recent career experience in the last 2 years is very similiar to the author of this post.

      Having close ties with several Human Resource Managers, experience in Technical Writing from college curriculum, and in general, lengthy job experience, here are important tips to remember about your resume (and the use of it):

      Do not saturate your resume on a bunch of openings related to your field. Focus on fewer positions of your liking and tailor each resume to that position. Remember, quality not quantity. Include a cover letter with each one. The content of a cover letter should cover a discussion about their company, your interests relating to their products (or services), and how your experience meets (or exceeds) the qualifications necessary for that position.

      Perceived "short comings" in your resume are interpreted differently by different employers. Case in point. Having a Masters in Computer Science and several years experience, I had to work in Construction for a few months to pay the bills. And, yes, in several resumes I sent towards technical positions, I put that experience on my resume. It shows responsibility and a hard work ethic. In addition, I had several short contracts related to my field. Those too were mixed in as well, when relevant. During several interviews, I had many employers spend more time discussing those jobs than more pertinent ones, and it reflected highly on me. It's a cautious, but careful, dance when you present yourself with a "spotty" resume. It will hurt you only if you have no stable work experience to present with it.

      During the interview, have many, many questions. Questions which show your interest in the company, and the direction/goals they are taking for the future. Surely, during the interview, you can expect to receive tough questions related to your resume (and, especially, any perceived short-comings you may feel about it). Spend several hours beforehand, if necessary, rehearsing your answers to questions relating to such.

      Most importantly, follow up each interview, immediately, with a "Thank You" letter. You should use it to clarify any questions or solidify any answers made during the interview. This letter is highly overlooked and makes you stand out amongst a swarm of fellow candidates. You are in a technical profession (I assume), and you should appear professional as well.

      When an offer is made, do not be so hasty to accept it. It is easy to do so in light of this economic market. Follow the offer with a letter or phone call, thanking them for the offer, state that you are considering the position, and will give them an answer within a specified time. You are the gold which an employer seeks to add to his treasure. Not vice-a-versa. Confidence, not arrogance, will solidify your employment.

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  52. Re:Lie! by Just+Another+Perl+Ha · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Ya know... not too long ago, a prospective employer would have to get your permission before they were allowed to run a background check on you. But, in these days of the Patriot Act et. al... loss of personal privacy is just another one of those things all those whiney, tree-hugging liberals seem to always complain about.

    P.S. The above was, of couse, in jest... as I too consider myself one of those "whiney, tree-hugging liberals".

    P.P.S. I'd sure like to figure out a way to make the word liberal lose its negative connotation...

  53. Re:What is the US obsession with gaps on your resu by MisanthropicProggram · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Yes, but we have the "highest standard" of living. We have to work our asses off in order to support our consumerist, workaholic, and soulless society.

    Work now for tomorrow you may die! To hell with actually having a life! Ok, I'm a little bitter after working my ass off to only get laid-off.

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  54. Getting the Interview by M0b1u5 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Getting a job from an interview is EASY. Getting the interview is the hard part.

    Forget about dwelling on your interview skills - because you have obviously thought long and hard about how to approach the interview - and the advice simply is; "be honest - but not TOO honest!".

    The tricky part is ensuring your application lies in the list of interviews.

    Remember, an HR department might see 500+ (or even 5000+ applications!) for some positions and in some locations.

    Now - picture yourself as the HR person receiving this applications. 500 cover letters with resumes attached - each one with 8 pages of information. That makes about 4500 pages to read.

    Sorry - if your resume/CV is longer than a SINGLE SIDE OF A4 PAPER you most likely will NOT get an interview.

    I don't care how many jobs you've had or how freaking successful you are - you need to condense ALL relevant information down to a single page!

    You will (of course!) in your covering letter, say something along the lines of:

    "My mercifully brief C.V. is attached, and I will present my full Resume at an interview, or on request."

    Four years ago, I was looking for work, and had professional help to get my CV down to a single side of A4 paper - and since that time, I have got interviews for every single position I have applied for. I even got to play three employers off against each other to land my current position. :)

    Hope this helps.

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  55. Be honest? by deathofcats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about just being honest about your experience so I can get the job instead? I've been an out of work techie for several years. My tendency is to be honest, but that route wasn't paying the rent. I talked to some tech friends and they all told me that I had to "stretch" things on my resume if I was ever going to pay the rent again. When you are getting your food from the food pantry because your benefits have run out, being creative on your resume is a fair response to employers who are obsessed with every minute of your past work life. The stuff I've added to my resume does not turn me into some wundertechie that I am not, but it does eliminate employer questions about recent gaps on my resume. It ain't my fault that I got laid off at the start of the IT depression. I'm capable of doing all of the work associated with the positions that I apply for.

    It's probable that I could still get interviews if I left the unemployment gap on my resume. My experience and previous employment are solid. But when it comes to *surviving* you have to do what you have to do to make the situation more fair for yourself. If American employers wouldn't be so uptight about employment history and focused more on the actual skills that we have, this thread would be unnecessary.

    Good luck finding that job! The employers will treat you like shit during the interview process, so do what you have to do to get the job.

  56. Honesty, sincerity, and trust by purduephotog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you can project those three items, you have the best shot you will ever get at nailing the job.

    I was asked in a whirl-wind style interview, literally "So I don't exactly understand why we are interviewing you. Your degree doesn't match the job openings". I then sincerely explained that, while my background is a dual degree in Chemistry/Chemical engineering, I've done imaging science the entire period of my employment. Threw in a few stories about projects I'd worked on, (You do have your "Problem, Action, Quantified Results" stories in your head, don't you???) and he accepted it.

    Another asked about the layoffs and specifically why I was targetd. You *know* they are going to want to ask that question- be prepared to handle it. Don't whine. Don't Whine. DON"T WHINE! Remember that. Explain it as "We were told that seniority would count significantly during the layoff process. As I had just entered the group a year (or your case, 5 weeks) ago, when they pulled the project funding I was the newest, hence the least 'points' awarded during the deselection criteria"

    Don't sound bitter- we all know you will be from the stories, and hearing 'laid off' doesn't have the stigma it once does. But dont' hide it in BS. If you present even a slightest bit, or get caught in a lie, you can kiss it goodbye. I've interviewed many a person and that is the one thing I listen for... I hear BS, you can use the resume to whipe it off the shoe.

  57. random suggestions by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 4, Interesting
    When describing why you were out of work, don't say "I got laid off" or "I was made redundant" or anything else that makes you the subject of the story. That makes it sound like it's your fault. Instead say, "The company was forced to eliminate much of my department," which makes you sound more like the victim of a clamity, not some of the "fat" they were happy to trim to improve the balance sheet. If you can avoid making it about the company (where you were a very important part of their success, after all), that's even better. "The widget-making bust eliminated my position." But don't sound bitter about it. It's part of life, and you're OK with it.

    If you went back to work for just a short while, I'd feel free to just not mention that job, and just lump that in with the period before and after, when you were "consulting". You could mention it as an example of "projects" you did while you were otherwise-out-of-work, to demonstrate that you weren't just sitting on your ass, but being a self-motivated pro-active kinda guy.

    Just a random bit of advice for anyone who (like me) was singled out to be gotten rid of (for personal illegal-in-several-states reasons, for what it's worth): find a way to "launder" your resume without actually lying (which would be just plain stucking fupid). For example, go back to school, and pick up another degree or something. (If you have no income, financial aid is often available.) Sign up for the Peace Corps or something. Then put that on a chronological resume and employers may just assume you did it on purpose.

  58. Not sleazy, just stupid by eap · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Say that the period of unemployment was actually you being a freelance IT consultant, then add that those brief jobs you got were consulting projects meant to be temporary.

    This is bullshit. You're advising someone to lie about a previous job to a potential employer who, if they hire him|her, may do a background check and discover the lies anyway.

    I have interviewed job candidates before, and if someone were laid off from a previous job, they aren't fucking alone. It happens, and if an interviewer doesn't understand this they are not living in the real world and perhaps you're better working for someone else. Much better than getting into the habit of telling elaborate lies that will harm you later.

    1. Re:Not sleazy, just stupid by goofballs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it's stupid because if you get the job, many firms will fire you if they found out you lied on the application.

    2. Re:Not sleazy, just stupid by torpor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      yeah really. just tell the truth.

      if the truth is unpalatable to them, then you don't want to work there, plain and simple. move on, find a group with some sort of spine and humanity to work with, they're out there.

      people aren't machines. shit happens. the fact that you were laid off shouldn't be any where near as important as the fact that you worked on two projects, and the details about what you did while at those projects should be more important to the recruiter than the fact that you've had a few false-starts.

      honestly, sometimes, i think this social/peer/collective 'thinking' about things is pathetic.

      don't bend to the mob, ever!

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      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  59. It's not that you got laid off by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    That can happen to anyone, it's what you did while you were laid off. You'll be a lot more interesting with an answer like, "I hiked across New Zealand and wrote a web blog about it." Or spent the summer storm chasing, shot a movie, anything that doesn't say, "It took me completely by surprise and I had no cash banked." Which really says you don't plan ahead, have a backup plan, or have any interests.

    Another good thing to have is a real estate license. It can cover any gaps in your resumes by saying, "I worked a project for a commercial customer." They can't press you for details because that's confidential and they can't prove or disprove it. If they do want details you can be vague and say, "Their financing fell through." Which happens all the time. Best have a genuine real estate license, though. That can be expensive to get and costs money to maintain. But I find it very liberating to always have a fall back.

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  60. Say you were drinking heavily during that time... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... and don't remember much.

    That will leave more jobs for the rest of us!

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    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  61. Don't sweat it. by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The purpose of the resume and cover letter is just to get you the interview.

    Really this will only matter in cases where HR has such a mountain of resumes they're screening by any criteria they can think of (e.g. "This guy drinks Dr. Pepper and our machines only have Coke.") In this case your chances of getting to the all important interview are nearly nil anyway.

    Your best bet is to network -- talk to friends and friend of friends, about places that might be considering hiring in the future.

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  62. Re:What is the US obsession with gaps on your resu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's drawing a long bow to say that long work hours "led to America becoming a global economic, military, and political uberpower in, what, a couple mere centuries." How about:

    1. Abundant natural resources.
    2. Slavery, followed by cheap immigrant labour.
    3. A large population.
    4. Good education.
    5. Capitalism.
    6. A government willing to use its muscle (military and economic) to get its way.

    Working your butt off is less important than any of these.

  63. It's all in how you say it by BinBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    A year ago I was laid off from my job after 2 1/2 years, shortly after the product I was working on shipped.

    Took a sabbatical after successfully shipping the product.

    Later that year, a company moved me 1500 miles from Texas to California, to start working on a promising project, just to have the plug pulled by the corporation that funded it five weeks later, which resulted in another layoff.

    Helped guide a failed project to a close with minimal loss to the company.

    Now, there's a period of job seeking followed by a five week period of employment, followed by the current job seeking period on my resume.

    Took time to improve skills and consider various job opportunities.

  64. Yes! Also seek a conversation in the interview by HeelToe · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is all very relevant good advice.

    I have used a number of these principles since beying laid off in 2002 for both finding a position with a new company and once there an internal move up the chain.

    One intangible that beyond this (or maybe reading between the parent poster's lines): do whatever it takes to prepare yourself for a conversation with your interviewer. Yes, this can be hard in a question-answer-question-answer type format, but figure out how you're going to weave things into a conversation. When you engage your interviewer in a conversation they can better connect with and relate to you. It also helps them visualize what you would be like on the job - most people will want to work with others they can successfully interact and collaborate with.

  65. You'd be surprised how often the truth works by talexb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Way back in the early 80's, when I was a naive little dork I let a headhunter talk me into leaving a pretty good job at Motorola for a smaller company that was growing by leaps and bounds. One thing lead to another, and three months and nine days later I was laid off, the first of ten engineers let go because the company had grown too quickly.

    So I went job hunting, and it was pretty unpleasant, but eventually I found myself across the table from a guy who was hiring for a small project, and I explained that I'd been laid off. I told him I thought I'd done a great job, worked hard and helped the team, but they'd still gotten rid of me. (They went on to lay off nine more of the twelve new hires. Oops.)

    It turned out he'd had the same thing done to him, and he totally sympathized with me. He saw one resume for a mechanical engineer, half a dozen for electrical engineers and several dozen for software engineers -- the position I applied for. I got the job.

    So maybe it was a blessing in disguise -- I dunno -- I never want to get laid off like that again. But that job was probably the best project I worked on, because we were given a clear goal, given money to do it, and we were left alone. We produced a working eletromechanical system in 7 1/2 months, complete with high voltage system, robotic controllers and control software running on an IBM PC and an onboard 6809 processor. Sweet.

    So don't sweat it -- you worked hard, you did a good job, then someone else pulled the plug. That's not your fault. Just don't sound too bitter when you tell the story -- be a little detached. Good luck.

  66. Ask the Headhunter by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Informative

    Instead of compiling a resume, follow the advice of Ask the Headhunter's Nick Corcadilos and create a working resume: win the job by doing the job. Check out that website for the best job hunting advice I have ever seen. Read everything you can from the site, and get his book as well. He also produces an excellent weekly newsletter by email.

    Best advice ever about how to stand out from the crowd, bypass the resume/job listing sinkhole and get directly to a manager who wants to hire you.

  67. What I have done... by Justice8096 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just say that you completed the job. That is exactly what you did - you worked until the project was finished, it just wasn't shipped. If they check with your company, and you were laid off, then that is exactly what they will say - since, technically, you completed the job.
    If you studied anything in the meantime, I would suggest that you say that you were increasing your job skills, and state what skills you were trying to increase.
    Above all, be confident and focused. One thing that helps is to use the male "I'm interested and listening" pose - head forward, pointed at the person speaking, making eye contact. It helps if you enter the interview with the attitude that the interviewer is partnered with you in the effort to get you hired - that way you'll ask the right questions like "What do I need to show you so that you will know that I am the right candidate for the job" and "Here is how my previous experience and knowledge applies to the position you will be hiring me for".
    If you find that there is no way that you can fulfill the job, ask for the interviewer's card if you know of someone who could fill it. This will give you good will with the company, and with the person you recommend. It will also give you at least one inside contact, and allow the interviewer to know that you are professional and you won't attempt to dent their car in the parking lot. (Don't laugh - I've worked next to some people who carried loaded weapons and threatened to kill their co-workers).

  68. Another way to look at it by jtheory · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't whine. Don't Whine. DON"T WHINE!

    Great advice. Look at it this way -- one of the main things interviewers want to know is how you will react to adversity.

    If you whine about the successive layoffs (or lie about them, or rapidly change the subject), they're going to have a pretty clear picture of what you'll do when your project hits a big snag, or the customer comes back with last minute requirements: you're going to whine to everyone (even people you don't know, apparently) and drag down the morale of your team instead of doing anything useful. I guarantee this will leave a bad taste in their mouths after the interview.

    Don't get tripped up because it's not an on-the-job problem. This is just as much an opportunity to prove yourself and how you respond to serious problems (the worse the better, to some extent). Take a second to discuss what happened, and what you've been doing to get back into the game. If you were creative, or if you used your downtime to learn something new, all the better. Maybe you got dropped because you were too much of a one-trick pony... so you learned a new language, and wrote a mini webserver to practice. Tell them your plan (and make sure you've put a lot of thought into it). Be frank, crisp, logical, and upbeat.

    If you had to take some strange jobs to keep food on the table, that's okay. If you're uncomfortable about it, they will be too... but if you aren't, they'll probably just like you better for being pragmatic.

    [And of course, if you've been sitting there in a funk for 6 months, leeching off your girlfriend and watching TV, now's the time to move your ass, kiddo.]

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    There are only 10 types of people: those who understand decimal, those who don't, and, uh, 8 other types I forget.
  69. ...just stupid by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's truth in this. I went to work for Airline X and did somthing similar. My employment- while not bad -was heavily fragmented, so I felt the need to stetch the truth in some areas. It was almost a potential costly mistake as they had hired an independent firm to do background checks which found found the inconsistancies rather easily, though it took them nearly 8 weeks to start asking questions. The only way I managed to get out of that mess was to continuely put off their inquiries. While it did finally come to head, enough time had passed with enough problems in the process for the employer to finally just let go.

    In otherwords, I got lucky. Of course it didn't help that I was applying for a terrorist targeted industry (doh!), but if they can do it, so can your potential employer. Employ the parents tactics with due caution, if at all.

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  70. From an employers perspective by mgeneral · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read a lot of resume's, and this sort of stuff is very common...particularly during the dotcom boom/bust. I really don't pay attention to the history so much any more (as job loyalty and employer stability has been blurred with other less fortunate outcomes) and I really focus on someones character, attributes, and contributions.
    These things all promote your experience and talk a lot more about someone than what an employer can reasonably gather from the employment history.

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    Goals are deceptive - the unaimed arrow never misses.
  71. References by erice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Noone else who worked with me still works there so I can't use them for reference either

    Who says you can't use them? My last 3 companies don't even exist. That doesn't mean I don't have any references. Give out the names of those you worked with regardless of whether they still work there. If the prospective employer wants to verify that you actually worked there, they will call HR, not your old boss.

  72. Yes! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 3, Informative

    "During the interview, have many, many questions." Very important. Have a list of questions ready. "How do you prioritize between social skills and technical skills when you hire someone?". "How is the company doing?". "What sorts of pension funds and health insurance do you offer to your employees?". "Do the employees socialize outside job functions?". That sorta thing.

    This will look good to the potential employer - you are prepared, and you are also signalling that you are interested in finding a company that is right for you. It is also good for you, since you can often tell from the reply whether this is a good employer or not.

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    Stop the brainwash

  73. Don't think of it as 'bad luck' by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look, there's no need to apologize for what you've done if you haven't done anything wrong. Projects get cancelled... it's what happens in this line of work. Put down your relevant work experience, including that cancelled project if it's relevant. If/when it comes up in an interview, simply explain that the project was cancelled due to circumstances well beyond your control (assuming that's true) and that you're looking for an employer with somewhat more solid prospects. Tell them flat out that you're looking for an employer with more solid prospects than your last one, and ask them a question or two about the outlook for their business (in a completely interested, polite, and professional way, of course).

  74. It's all b***sh*t by maximilln · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's part of life. Either you're going to succeed or you won't. Either they're going to extend a job offer to you or not. Honestly, I think the decisions are made long before you even walk in the door.

    I've tried everything. I've tried tailored resumes. I've tried semi-tailored resumes. I've tried generic resumes. I've tried sending out to hundreds of companies. I've tried sending out to a large set of specialized companies (a few years later). I've tried applying only to a particular class of position (most recently). I've tried being gently honest. I've tried being brutally honest. I've tried sweeping the unpleasantries under the rug. I've tried ignoring the fact that unpleasantries exist. I've tried being casually conversational. I've tried being strictly businesslike. I've tried a gentle mix of the two. I've tried the dedicated employee approach. I've tried the all-around human being looking for a life approach.

    I think you get the point.

    Honestly I really feel that, whatever the laws are (like, really, what are you going to do about it? hire a lawyer? if you're looking for a job you can't afford a lawyer), corporate human resource departments do all of their checking, cross-checking, contacting, counter interviewing, and astrological spreads the moment they see your resume. Once that piece of paper is in their hands they call anyone and everyone that they can.

    Here's a tip: Human resource departments have national databases just like any other department or industry. It may be brutal but employees are a commodity. I wouldn't be surprised if, at a given level and in some form, employees are traded around like stocks and bonds. One could set up a system of brokers and distributers. Sometimes a broker will land a job for a known bad employee just to ship a block of more profitable employees someplace else.

    So just be yourself. Show up at the interview prepared with the properly evasive answers. They ask what happened at the last job you look them straight in the eye, nonchalantly, and say "It didn't work out." No more, no less. The interviewer will try to stare you down. Stare back. Don't stare back antagonistically. Stare back like he could tell you to die on the spot and you wouldn't give a good g--d--n. Blink once or twice, about 15-20 seconds apart. If he presses the issue you need to have several properly evasive answers ready. Keep them at one line each to let him know that he's not going to get anywhere with the topic AND that he's not going to provoke an emotional response from you. Prove to them that you're willing to leave it all in the past and move forward.

    So don't sweat it. If your last employer screwed you over big-time (*ahem* 46607 L460r4+0r|3s), you're broke, $50k in debt, homeless, and spent the last 3 months camping in the Yukon for lack of any better ideas, that's just the way life goes. I've been there. Financially, I'm still there. I have an employer again (finally) and if they piss me off, bust my balls, or if I don't meet their corporate standards then I have no problems walking down the highway with my thumb out again. That's the attitude you need to keep because, if you don't, you're going to spend the rest of your life jumping from one small company to the next where the CEO sees you as nothing more than a sack of meat to put his next product on the market. He gets fat, you get the shaft, and the next HR rep you interview with browbeats you with what you don't know.

    Sometimes that's just the way life goes.

    Steven
    +++ATHZ

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  75. The three things employers look for. by ear1grey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most folks seem to have commented on the resume, but not on the interview, so I'll mention that.

    Cutting through all the crap, interviews come down to just three things.

    1. Do you want it?
    2. Can you do it?
    3. Will you fit in?

    To re-introduce some of the crap...

    1. Do you want it?
    An employer wants to be sure you're actually interested and willing to commit to the company.

    2. Can you do it?
    They need to know that you are capable of doing the job they have in mind. Note that the job spec and the real job are two different things, so part of the interview process is where you help them by explaining what they're looking for (i.e. describe the job in terms of your skills and experience).

    3. Will you fit in?
    This is THE important one... bear in mind that assuming they've gone to the expense of getting you in for an interview you've pretty much convinced them of 1 and 2 already.

    In the long term, your integration will affect your motivation to stay, your capability to do the work, and you'll also affect these factors in the other employees.

    So, if the interviewer doesn't like who you appear to be, you can pretty much forget it.

    However, if you've had some bum luck with employers, it just doesn't matter. If you're pissed offdisappointed because of your redundancy, it's OK to show it: it illustrates that you'd committed to a job but the management, or the board, or the economy, or an infinite number of factors outside of your control screwed things up for you; and yet, you're still fighting, covered in crap and smelling terrible, but you've not given up.

    Now *that*, for an employer is a jigsaw-completing quality - determination and spirit are invaluable. Show this at an interview and your redundancy just got you your next job.

  76. Selling Bad Luck by salesgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can telly you from sitting on the employer side of the interview table that 99% of candidates have had bad luck. If they had good luck, they would not be looking for a job at age 45! Most interviewers know this and so they are trying to sort out the good people from the people that have bad luck for a reason. As you seek your job:

    * Remember that everyone else has had bad luck!
    * Figure out how to stand out from the other hard luck cases. Highlight your involvement in the community or using your time to help your family.
    * Practice your story and make sure you accentuate the positive - what you got to do, etc. Be good an answering the hard questions.
    * GET REFERENCES FROM THOSE SHORT TERM EMPLOYERS!

    In the end, getting a job is easy:

    * Have passable resume
    * Get interview
    * BE ON TIME AND LOOK GOOD!
    * Sell yourself and don't game people by lying or embellishing the truth
    * ASK FOR THE JOB!
    * FOLLOW UP!
    * Did I mention, FOLLOW UP!

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  77. Just tell the truth! by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 3, Informative
    "Now, there's a period of job seeking followed by a five week period of employment, followed by the current job seeking period on my resume. When the companies I interview with ask about that situation I simply explain, while trying not to whine or complain. What do other Slashdot readers do to make 'bad luck' (or bad employer choices) look less bad on their resume, and sound less bad in interviews?"

    I list it accurately and tell the truth about it if asked. That means I have job endings including a pre-IPO start-up I bailed from when I spotted the vultures circling, one I left because of lousy management, one I left because of incredibly poor IT infrastructure, some because of layoffs due to economic downturns, getting declared "redundant" after a merger, a couple of "project was cancelled", and some "project had a sudden goal change and I was no longer a good fit".

    No one has been upset to see them, nor have they questioned the wisdom of my actions.

    If asked about "are there any positions you left off your resume, I say "Yes, either because it was short and irrelevant just to pay bills, or because I have no wish ot EVER do it again and if it's on the resume I keep getting asked to do it". Again, it doesn't seem to be a problem.

  78. Careful of HR Drones by netglen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After being in the workforce for almost 10 years, I found a lot of position with wrong job requirements. One job that I actually applied for stated flat out that you need to be a certified Novel engineer. I was pretty surprised that I got a call back since I had zero experience with Novel. I was even more surprised that I was hired for the position and that the company didn't even have a single Novel box in the building. It turns out that some clueless HR Drone padded up the wanted add with industry buzzwords. So don't be afraid to apply for a position even if you don't qualify for every listed req.

  79. Top Ten Reasons by CyNRG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Frankly, after about ten years experience very few companies want to hire you. Reasons:

    1. They think you're too expensive
    2. They think you will be a hard-ass
    3. They think they can't control you, because you have been around the block and know the corporate bullshit. Which is true.
    4. You are no longer idealistic and won't work OT much
    5. You are smarter than the hiring manager, and he knows it
    6. Your name is to easy to pronounce
    7. If you were laid off and couldn't find a job in this crappy economy, then you must be really bad person.
    8. Old people (over 40 maybe 35 these days) are lucky they are allowed to breathe.
    9. You'll be bored.
    10. Corporate medical insurance premiums raise drasticly with more older workers. (VERY TRUE AND COMPANIES HIRE BASED ON IT)

  80. Be Honest by jchotz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm an employer. Honesty matters. You've done nothing to be ashamed of. Tell the truth. If you get caught in anything less than the total truth, then you probably won't be trusted ever again - despite any *good* explanation you have for your previous prevarication.