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How We Knew AL00667 Would Miss Earth

jefu writes "In January there seems to have been an incident in which it was thought that an object (asteroid) in space might have hit the earth within a couple of days of being spotted. It did miss, though. This story (from NASA/Ames) talks about the discovery of the object and the process that astronomers went through to determine if the asteroid was or was not a threat."

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  1. Wow by rholliday · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm glad they're so confident. I, for one, find the thought terrifying. :)

    Too bad they already made the (17 versions of) the movie about this. It's a nice story.

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    1. Re:Wow by asbestos_tophat · · Score: 5, Funny
      The earth is hit by material every day. A planet killer meteor hits about once every... Wait! We are still here? hmmm, that must mean what?...

      Besides everyone knows the world ends in 2017 due to old UNIX Y2K17 bug & embedded NT licence key expiry causing cascade failure of ICBM guidance systems. ;-) lol I will need Lead underpants soon... ha ha ha

      Relax, Statically speaking you will probably win the lotto 12 times, get struck by lighting 302 times, and die from stress or cancer 240 million times... likely to happen long before then... ;-)

    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wouldn't it be a bit difficult for me to die of cancer 240 million times? I can understand once but...

    3. Re:Wow by !3ren · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Statistically speaking, are we talking individually or as a population?
      In the latter case, your statistics do not give me confidence :)

    4. Re:Wow by ClubStew · · Score: 3, Funny
      I will need Lead underpants soon

      Don't forget the tin foil hat to gaurd against the aliens that will likely take advantage of the situation, and an accurate firearm to shoot the ensuing radioactive zombies in the head.

    5. Re:Wow by uberjoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like to see a movie based on Lucifer's Hammer. It's more about life after the comet hits than the struggle for bruce willis to blow it up.

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    6. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Uh, I think he's trying to say that your chances of dying of cancer are 240,000,000 times higher than the big one hitting Earth. Don't be so serious, it's funny, laugh.

    7. Re:Wow by Tassach · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... firearm to shoot the ensuing radioactive zombies in the head
      Firearms? Feh! The proper tools for decapitating radioactive zombies are greatswords and polearms. Zombies don't have a ranged attack, and edged weapons don't run out of ammo.
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    8. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Hot Fudge Tuesdae! :-)

  2. timing... by menn0nite · · Score: 5, Funny

    perhaps AL00667 creates MADMEN

  3. Flipped a coin? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Even if it was discovered that an asteroid were bound for earth, I don't think we've got any better idea than shooting a ragtag band of oil drillers up to the meteor to blow it up.

    We probably could have had something in place to shoot such a threat down if we had fully funded the Star Wars MDS project, but sadly geopolitics killed that project.

    It might be time to start thinking realistically about ways to deflect asteroids from Earth impact instead of relying on 'we worked it out using computer simulation' assurances.

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    1. Re:Flipped a coin? by el-spectre · · Score: 5, Informative

      Most all missle defense proposals depend on punching a hole in an ICBM by heating it. For all their destructive potential, ICBMs are 90% thin skinned gas tank. You could take one out with a grenade, if you could somehow get it there.

      The power required to destroy any rock big enough to survive atmospheric entry would be orders of magnitude greater.

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    2. Re:Flipped a coin? by Drakin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, the problem with that is the whole concept is to be dealing with targets launched from earth, at earth based targets.

      Meaning they'd be pointing in the wrong direction.

    3. Re:Flipped a coin? by ssbljk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      what are requirements for such a rock to survive its way through atmosphere? I doubt that size is only thing that matters. material shoul'd be counted too.

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    4. Re:Flipped a coin? by el-spectre · · Score: 4, Interesting

      true. Composition matters a lot too. For a given size, a "stony" or primarily rock asteroid will burn quite a bit more than it's "iron", or mostly metal counterpart.

      Also, stony asteroids tend to explode if/when they reach the lower atmosphere. Comets, which are primarily ice and stone, are very unlikely (but not impossible - see tunguska) to survive entry.

      Any of these are much stronger than an ICBM, of course.

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    5. Re:Flipped a coin? by BJH · · Score: 0

      If it's moving fast enough, the atmosphere doesn't mean shit - it'll punch through that quickly enough that air friction doesn't have time to reduce its size.

    6. Re:Flipped a coin? by NeoThermic · · Score: 0

      >> Most all missle defense proposals depend on punching a hole in an ICBM by heating it.

      And how do you think they were planning on doing that? Using a hairdryer?

      The original idea was to use an electron gun. You see, the basic priciple of any weapon is transfering energy, and if you get enough of it at a point, it does damage. Intrestingly enough, so would a stream of electrons.

      However, to use an electron gun, you have to have a vaccume. If the ICBM was launched, but didn't go out of the atmosphere, then it couldn't be hit.

      In theory, if we had this electron gun in space, we could aim it at our astroid that might hit us; we should in theory be able to give it enough energy to move it off course at best, break it into something far less dangerous at worse.

      NeoThermic

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    7. Re:Flipped a coin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's like asking- What's heavier a ton of feathers or a ton of lead? There's an asteroid the size of Texas heading your way. Don't worry it's made from pocket fluff.

    8. Re:Flipped a coin? by Izmunuti · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "We probably could have had something in place to shoot such a threat down if we had fully funded the Star Wars MDS project, but sadly geopolitics killed that project."

      Doubtful. Weapons for bringing down delicate ICBMs -- even if they had surprised everyone and actually worked -- would be useless against a mountain of rock and ice moving at kilometers per second.

      It would be like flicking peas at the Exxon Valdez.

      To deal with large objects on a collision course we first need a few decades of warning. Given time, a little nudge can make a big difference. For a rock kilometers in diameter, even thermonuclear explosions count as nudges. If we only have a few months of warning; we're well and truly screwed.

      Iz

    9. Re:Flipped a coin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you wouldn't want to destroy such a beast. several pieces of rock flying towards earth are after all even more dangerous than one big stone -- even if the big rock would be way bigger than the small ones :-)

      what you would want to do is attaching some kind of nuclear device to it, which melts away pieces of its surface and with the gas and pressure created it slowly pushes the meteor (or comet) in another direction.

      it would be like pushing a huge ship away with your hands, whilte it is just floating in the water: probably slow, but it would definitely work. there's no (relevant) opposing force in space :-)

    10. Re:Flipped a coin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If the ICBM was launched, but didn't go out of the atmosphere, then it couldn't be hit.
      If it didn't go out of the atmosphere, it either wouldn't be "inter-continental", or it wouldn't be "ballistic". Duh.
      In theory, if we had this electron gun in space, we could aim it at our astroid that might hit us; we should in theory be able to give it enough energy to move it off course at best, break it into something far less dangerous at worse.
      At worst, it would do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, and the asteroid would still hit. But you keep on dreaming!
    11. Re:Flipped a coin? by October_30th · · Score: 3, Insightful
      break it into something far less dangerous at worse.

      So instead of one huge target you could in principle land on, you'd get a swarm of smaller but still deadly rocks that would rain devastation on Earth?

      No, the only permanent solution to the extinction level event problem is to get some of us off this goddamn planet.

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    12. Re:Flipped a coin? by yevelse · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you are mistaken. The kinetic energy from friction will blow it apart (big asteroids are not composed from stone only, but mainly from ice-stone mixture)

    13. Re:Flipped a coin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      see tunguska??

      Tunguska was Tesla, MAN! wake up and smell the ozone

      they never found not one drop of evidence of foreign matter in soilcores from all the expeditions back there since. It was Tesla testing his death ray, i'm convinced

    14. Re:Flipped a coin? by mikerich · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Most all missle defense proposals depend on punching a hole in an ICBM by heating it. For all their destructive potential, ICBMs are 90% thin skinned gas tank. You could take one out with a grenade, if you could somehow get it there.

      Only the older American missiles which used their outer wall as the skin of the fuel tank. It saved on weight and gave them formidable acceleration. The Soviets always used separate tanks and a thick steel skin - largely because they never worked out how to build precision skins. Both of which gave their missiles a massive strength.

      Both countries now use solid fuelled boosters which are much tougher.

      And as for a grenade - why bother - you can use a wrench.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    15. Re:Flipped a coin? by el-spectre · · Score: 2, Informative

      The current best missle defense, the AirBorne Laser (think 747 with a bad attitude) carries a massive chemical laser that takes a couple of seconds to destroy missles. It's mostly designed for theatre of war (intracontinental) missles, and is still in the testing phases.

      How would an electron gun produce any significant kinetic change in the rock? Alternately, you could boil off part of the asteroid and "jet" is to the side, but the energy this would require, if it's only a few days out, would be enormous. you'd need to hit it years out to have any hope of significantly changing it's trajectory.

      Even IF we had a point defense mechanism... unless we vaporize the rock, or reduce it to very small (inches) pieces, we'll have just created an intergalactic shotgun...

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    16. Re:Flipped a coin? by BJH · · Score: 3, Informative

      If it's got an impact velocity of 30,000 meters per second (not out of the question), it wouldn't be in the atmosphere for any more than a second or two. Even if it does "blow apart", the heat transfer into the atmosphere isn't going to be insignificant.

    17. Re:Flipped a coin? by !3ren · · Score: 3, Informative

      >what are requirements for such a rock to survive its way through atmosphere

      High density and low total surface area

    18. Re:Flipped a coin? by mikerich · · Score: 2, Informative
      Even if it was discovered that an asteroid were bound for earth, I don't think we've got any better idea than shooting a ragtag band of oil drillers up to the meteor to blow it up.

      Actually that could be a really bad idea, the majority of asteroids threatening Earth are probably not solid bodies - more like aggregations of rubble. A blast could smash such bodies to rubble (all of which would still be heading our way). Many bodies have a composition similar to foam - very fragile with lots of pores and spaces filled with volatiles. When hit by a blast, a small amount is vaporised, the remainder just soaks up the explosion - and keeps on coming.

      There are several proposals for deflecting asteroids - either attaching a mass driver to produce a small, almost constant thrust. Alternatively a huge solar mirror could be put on to a trjectory close to the asteroid. It would focus the light of the Sun on to one point on the asteroid - vaporising material into space and creating a thrust.

      Sadly both approaches need us to have plenty of warning. The accelerations produced are so small (in the orders of cms^2) that you need plenty of time to get a sizeable deflection.

      Such an observation system could be put in place for a tiny fraction of the cost of Star Wars or NMD and wouldn't cause any international uproar. Sadly it doesn't produce nice fat Pentagon contracts.

      There's quite a nice summary of the various technologies here.

      Beat wishes,
      Mike.

    19. Re:Flipped a coin? by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Indeed. This whole idea of a huge mound of rock coming at us is frightening. At least we are aware of it, that this threat is out there. I think though, it is going to take a minor impact somewhere for any of us on this planet to truely understand that we need to protect ourselves from extermination.

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    20. Re:Flipped a coin? by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But that assumes an absolutely perfect, dead-on impact trajectory taking the most direct path from space to surface, and hitting at a ninety-degree angle. Most space debris will fall into the atmosphere at an angle, which will drastically increase the amount of time it's exposed to atmospheric friction.

      Why do you think shooting stars seem to streak a long way across the sky?

    21. Re:Flipped a coin? by fbform · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What's heavier a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?

      Would depend on how one measures and verifies the mass or weight of the material. Let's make the reasonable assumption that we're weighing both at room conditions (760 torr, 295 K) using a beam balance. The point is that feathers displace a lot more air than lead. This means that when we add enough feathers or lead to measure 1 kg, the mass of feathers is slightly more than that of lead (due to compensating for buoyancy in air etc). This applies even to a beam balance because the masses we use on the other pan are far smaller and denser than feathers.

      Hence, "one kg" of feathers (as measured) has a real mass of about 1.01 kg, while "one kg" lead has a real mass of about 1.000091 kg. This difference is about 9.91 grams per kg measured, which adds up to 9.91 kg per metric ton measured.

      Hence, "one metric ton" of feathers has 9.91 kg more matter in it than "one metric ton" of lead.

      If you really want to answer that question satisfactorily, you must find measure out the masses AND verify the masses in a perfect vacuum.

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    22. Re:Flipped a coin? by geoswan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ... what are [the] requirements for such a rock to survive its way through [the] atmosphere?

      I looked this info up during an earlier discussion of planet killing asteroids. Sorry, I don't have the references handy. My recollection was that it didn't matter what the composition was if it were only a little bigger than the estimated size of the Tunguska rock... IIRC if an asteroid were about 100 meters in diameter, it would be sure to strike the surface and dig a crater.

      From the lack of a crater the Tunguska rock was seen as one of the more fragile kinds. But, in terms of killing a city, the mass and velocity of the rock is what matters most, not its composition. Nickel-Iron rocks are thought to be more robust, and able to survive to hit the surface, and dig a crater, even if they are smaller than Tunguska.

      I also came across the very interesting suggestion that the Tunguska event may not have been extraterrestrial at all. Tunguska is an area with huge natural gas deposits. The other suggestion was that seismic activity allowed a jet of Natural gas to jet out, that its fumes had been accumulating for days, until lightning set it off. This theory explained some aspects of the Tunguska event that the asteroid theory didn't.

    23. Re:Flipped a coin? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So instead of one huge target you could in principle land on, you'd get a swarm of smaller but still deadly rocks that would rain devastation on Earth?

      I've always wondered about this. If I have a chunk of rock 1 km in diameter hurtling toward the earth, wouldn't it be better to break it up into small chunks so it would be more likely to burn up in the atmosphere? Even though the mass is the same, the surface area presented to the atmosphere would be greatly increased, which would be much more efficient at ablating away mass and slowing down the incoming pieces (transferring energy to the atmosphere instead of into making a crater).

      Where's the trade-off point between distributed death from all the smaller chunks and increased burnup in the atmosphere?

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    24. Re:Flipped a coin? by barakn · · Score: 1
      Comets, which are primarily ice and stone, are very unlikely (but not impossible - see tunguska) to survive entry

      Except that it didn't survive. While it blew down many square miles of trees, there's no Tunguska crater. It exploded before it hit the ground.

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    25. Re:Flipped a coin? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think it was only a couple of miles up when it did so. That's what I meant, sorry for the imprecision.

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    26. Re:Flipped a coin? by NeoThermic · · Score: 1

      I know you are trolling, but I'll bite because people might get the wrong idea from your post.

      >>If it didn't go out of the atmosphere, it either wouldn't be "inter-continental", or it wouldn't be "ballistic". Duh.

      On the contary, and ICBM is defined as a abbrevation; intercontinental ballistic missile: a missile with a range greater than 5500 km

      Now, where in that does it say it _has_ to go out the atmosphere? And to say its not ballistic shows how stupid you are, because balistic has nothing to do with it leaving the atmostphere or not.

      Ballistic is defined as denoting or relating to the flight of projectiles after power has been cut off, moving under their own momentum and the external forces of gravity and air resistance.

      >>At worst, it would do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, and the asteroid would still hit.

      But you see, if we don't try anything, then its going to hit, so trying anything is better than trying nothing...

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    27. Re:Flipped a coin? by NeoThermic · · Score: 1

      >>Even IF we had a point defense mechanism... unless we vaporize the rock, or reduce it to very small (inches) pieces, we'll have just created an intergalactic shotgun...

      At a good enough range though, this would be quite ideal. A shotgun at close range is deadly, but trying to kill someone a mile away with one is quite difficult at best.

      >>How would an electron gun produce any significant kinetic change in the rock?

      You are transfering energy via the electrons. Given enough of them, and a relitivly small amount of time, it can impart enough kinetic engergy to do what is required.

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    28. Re:Flipped a coin? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Electrons weigh a zillionth of a bazillionth of an ounce (give or take a zillionth) and you're going to be able to send enough to deflect a killer space rock? Not very likely on kinetic grounds. If this worked, why aren't asteroids blown out of the system by solar flares, coronal mass ejections, etc?

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    29. Re:Flipped a coin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kilogram is a mass. If you measure 1kg of something that is actually more than a kg, then your measuring system is inaccurate.

    30. Re:Flipped a coin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be ok if a large mass of feathers hit the atmosphere... there will be more surface area exposed to the atmosphere when it comes in and therefore more burning up, compared to the mass of rock.

    31. Re:Flipped a coin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree totally. There has to be more than a killer asteroid's worth of rock that's hit the earth in total, but by the previous theory, it would have been better to have all these in one big clump instead of spread out over the years.

    32. Re:Flipped a coin? by laertes · · Score: 1

      Dude, learn a little quantum mechanics; google for de Broglie. Basically, electrons aren't little billiard balls, and you can't use Newtonian mechanics to understand an electron beam. Think of an electron beam like a super-high-frequency laser--because that's what it is. BTW, solar flares and coronal mass ejections do have a noticeable effect on some asteroids, but at the distance of the asteroid belt, the flux is pretty small. An electron beam would be much more concentrated.

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    33. Re:Flipped a coin? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      OK, my knowledge of quantum mechanics can be politely termed "inadequate". Going with the laser analogy... how does this transfer kinetic energy?

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    34. Re:Flipped a coin? by NeoThermic · · Score: 0

      You must remember that an objects mass is increased with speed...

      The whole point of an electron gun is to use it like a particle accellrator, thus we end up with electrons moving at near light speeds, and thus enough of them generate enough knetic engergy.

      >> If this worked, why aren't asteroids blown out of the system by solar flares, coronal mass ejections, etc?

      They are. However, you must remember that these events are not spcifically directed at our astorid in question. So therefor its not going to be as concentrated as using an electron gun. You also must remember that it doesn't take much displacement to change an orbit, enough displacement over a long time will produce results.

      However, this is all very futile when compaired to the better idea, which is to send out a nuke, with a specific payload to explode, proximity based, on one side of the astroid, thus giving it a push; there is a formula IIRC for working out the yield needed at certian distances.

      NeoThermic

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    35. Re:Flipped a coin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know you are trolling, but I'll bite because people might get the wrong idea from your post.
      I'm not trolling, I'm trying to make you THINK about where you've gone wrong.

      On the contary, and ICBM is defined as a abbrevation; intercontinental ballistic missile: a missile with a range greater than 5500 km

      Now, where in that does it say it _has_ to go out the atmosphere? And to say its not ballistic shows how stupid you are, because balistic has nothing to do with it leaving the atmostphere or not.

      Ballistic is defined as denoting or relating to the flight of projectiles after power has been cut off, moving under their own momentum and the external forces of gravity and air resistance.

      Right then, do the maths, and work out a ballistic trajectory that will get a missile more than 5500km, without leaving the atmosphere. How fast does the missile have to go? How much fuel do you need to get it going that fast? How much payload can you carry with that amount of fuel on board?

      Go on, work it out, then admit that you are WRONG!

    36. Re:Flipped a coin? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      As I recall (no links handy) from reading about the 1908 event, the entry fireball was actually observed, which would rule out a terrestrial origin.

      In any case it'd take very stable local atmospheric conditions (i.e. no wind at all or a extraordinarily stable inversion layer), and a fair amount of time, even with a large natural gas vent, to produce an explosion that large.

      Interesting, tho.

      SB

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    37. Re:Flipped a coin? by NeoThermic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>Right then, do the maths, and work out a ballistic trajectory that will get a missile more than 5500km, without leaving the atmosphere.

      Rather than maths, lets look at facts.

      from this page: http://www.d-n-i.net/fcs/comments/c439.htm
      (look for section 4)
      " A typical ICBM gets about 500 to 1000 miles above the ground at the highest point of its trajectory."

      Now, lets see what I said, an ICBM doesn't have to go out the _atmosphere_...

      From this page: http://daac.gsfc.nasa.gov/CAMPAIGN_DOCS/ATM_CHEM/a tmospheric_structure.html

      " The exosphere is the outermost region of the Earth's atmosphere. Within the exosphere, atoms follow ballistic trajectories and rarely undergo collisions because the density of atoms in this region is so low. The exosphere begins at approximately 500 km and extends outward until it transitions with interplanetary space (at roughly 10,000 km)."

      [Just incase you need to know:
      1000 miles = 1609.344km;
      10,000km = 6213.712 miles (3dp for both)]

      The exosphere, which is part of Earth's _atmosphere_ extends HIGHER than an ICBM's launch max height. So therefore, I can conclude that my original statment was correct.

      If you feel like doing the maths, by all means, do so, but you are going to have to show me that the ICBM leaves the exosphere (yes, part of our atmosphere).

      NeoThermic

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    38. Re:Flipped a coin? by pAnkRat · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Sorry,

      you are confusing mass with weight.

      Your "beambalance" thingie says a lot about weight, and air pressure.
      You might be correct about in which way the ballance would tip here on earth.
      This has nothing to do with mass.

      </nitpicker>

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    39. Re:Flipped a coin? by sponge_absorbent · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that when you take a mass and accelerate it, it's mass will actually increase. Although this effect isnt noticeable with real world macro objects, it does when you start shooting things around at a decent fraction of the speed of light. This also explains why we can't* travel faster than light. Because the faster your spaceship goes the 'heavier' it gets, and the harder it is to make it go faster. *(although there are some exotic theories hinting there may be ways to get around this pesky speed limit)

    40. Re:Flipped a coin? by BJH · · Score: 1

      All I can say is, you're doing a wonderful job of living up to your nick.

    41. Re:Flipped a coin? by fbform · · Score: 1

      Your "beambalance" thingie says a lot about weight, and air pressure.

      Dead wrong. If I want to measure weight, I would use a spring balance. Mass is measured by a beam balance, but it gives the *correct* reading only when it's in perfect vacuum. All other readings are off by a small amount that accounts for the buoyancy of the medium that surrounds it (air). The point is that if you do the measurement on Earth at 1 atm, equal *masses* will appear to be slightly unequal due to buoyancy. If you add some mass to the bulkier material to offset the buoyancy, you'll get equal readings (weight) but the masses will no longer be equal.

      A pure scientist assumes the weighing is always done in a perfect vacuum. A good engineer deliberately ignores the buoyancy effects, which is what I do most of the time. But this being a hypothetical question intended to generate the answer "They both weigh the same.", it deserves the counter-question "How was it weighed, and was buoyancy taken into account?".

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    42. Re:Flipped a coin? by fermion · · Score: 1
      You are correct in that the problem of protecting an territory from an ICBM and protecting the earth from an asteroid is completely different.

      However, you assumption of the power we are looking at may be in error. First, while liquid propelled missiles are thin skinned, solid fuel missiles are thick skinned. The later are quicker and harder to defend against, so most proposals skirt the issue and cite intelligence stating that solid fuel missiles are too technologically advanced for the backwater of the axis of evil. The reality is that the current generations of laser systems, which are intended to heat the skin until structural failure occurs, are much less effective against solid fuel missiles. If instead of a laser we use a grenade, that is another problem. Some estimate give a mere 200 seconds after launch to intercept the missle. And we probably do not need the grenade. Due to the kinetic energy, a simple rock will do.

      As an aside, it is hard to see what star wars was intended to do. Was it to defend against major enemies like the USSR, or small rogue states? Certainly any system that might be used to destroy projectiles in mid flight could be overwhelmed so easily with counter measures or even genuine threats that most competent researches gave up on the idea long ago. In theory such a system could be turned to defend us against space, but since that was never a design goal, spending money on such extra capabilities would be moot. In any case, what killed Star Wars was the realization that it was in fact a scheme to defraud the US out of billions of dollars.

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  4. Miss Earth what? by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Miss Earth what? by richie2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're gonna do it, do it right. :-)

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    2. Re:Miss Earth what? by Da+Web+Guru · · Score: 1

      Okay... So what's the difference between Miss Earth, Miss World, and Miss Universe? Since we are not (at least not knowingly...) inviting contestants from around the universe to participate, all of them pretty much have the same people competing with each other...

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    3. Re:Miss Earth what? by tepples · · Score: 1

      So what's the difference between Miss Earth, Miss World, and Miss Universe?

      What's the difference between the Golden Globes and the Oscars?

  5. Interesting... by Spazmasta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that most people didn't hear about the asteroid until long after the near-miss was over. Seems to bring up the old argument of whether it'd be better to inform the public and try to do something about it or keep it under wraps and possibly die in blissful ignorance...

    1. Re:Interesting... by qkw · · Score: 5, Funny

      better yet, send bruce willis up there, and don't tell anyone. That way he might get some money for it if it works and he returns, or we all die, or (the optimal solution) he diverts the asteroid and goes hurtling off into space with it..

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    2. Re:Interesting... by retards · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, yes, I guess you will die blissfully if you happen to be very near impact. Otherwise you can look forward to drowning in a tsunami, starving in the coming 5-year winter or just die at the looting of the local convenience store once the news breaks (duh, saltwater rain, 4 weeks of darkness, complete failure of all infrastructure, etc.).

      It is a totally futile to even discuss what should be done if we are going to get hit, since there is nothing we can do about it at the moment. If the death of 80% of the worlds population and the fall of all governments is nigh, it hardly matters how people die or how the governmenst fall. It only confuses the real issue: how the hell are we going to fund a global defense system instead of funding luxury for 10% of the planet.

    3. Re:Interesting... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Funny
      most people didn't hear about the asteroid until long after the near-miss was over
      Near miss? What kind of fubar misuse of a word is that? It's a near-hit.

      A collision is a near-miss.

      *boom* Look. They nearly missed

      Appologies to George Carlin :-)
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    4. Re:Interesting... by pkaral · · Score: 3, Interesting

      that most people didn't hear about the asteroid until long after the near-miss was over. Seems to bring up the old argument of whether it'd be better to inform the public and try to do something about it or keep it under wraps and possibly die in blissful ignorance...

      Using utilitarian calculations, you can actually compute whether or not the expected consequences of informing are preferable to the expected consequences of secrecy. It would go something like:

      Inform if EU(i) > EU(s)
      where
      EU(i) = p(h) * (1 - p(prev)) * U(knowing)
      EU(s) = (1 - p(h)) * U(nondisr)

      where
      EU(i), EU(s) are the expected utility functions of informing and keeping secret, respectively
      p(h) is the probability of a hit
      p(prev) is the probability that a hit could be prevented if known to the public
      U(knowing) is the value people would place on knowing in advance if they were going to be dead tomorrow
      U(nondisr) is the value people would place on the avoided distruption of a global panic (the economic + emotional "costs" saved)

      Thus, whether to inform depends on:
      - How certain are you that the asteroid will hit?
      - How big do you think the disruption will be if word of potential impact spreads?
      - Is there anything you can do, given that it is going to hit?

      I think the first one is really important. It has repeatedly been shown in research that people do not react rationally to probabilistic information. Thus, telling the public that "there is a chance that an asteroid could hit us", even when qualified by a quantification of the probability to the best of our knowledge, could actually lead to a greater mis-assessment of the risk than if nothing were said of it.

      This is, of course, not a question of probabilistic and utilitarian calculations. There is a "right to information" aspect to it, as well. A good formulation would be "where is the borderline between 'creating unneccesary panic' and 'respecting people's right to know'". I would say that if the expert is worried to the point of personally taking significant action based on the information, such as buying emergency supplies etc., then he should inform the general public.

    5. Re:Interesting... by AgBullet · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, I guess you will die blissfully if you happen to be very near impact. Otherwise you can look forward to drowning in a tsunami, starving in the coming 5-year winter or just die at the looting of the local convenience store once the news breaks (duh, saltwater rain, 4 weeks of darkness, complete failure of all infrastructure, etc.). well, not all is lost. ARPANET, which later became the Internet was built to withstand anything short of armageddon remember? Saltwater rain? Pah. At least I'll still have my Slashdot. And Fark.

    6. Re:Interesting... by JeffSh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i think the real interpretation of the compound word "near miss" is that it was near, yet still a miss.

      being critical of the term "near miss" being mutually exclusive is infact a mis-understanding of the term.

    7. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "how the hell are we going to fund a global defense system instead of funding luxury for 10% of the planet."

      Someone's been playing an awfull lot of Civilization. Parhaps if we found another type of luxury on one of our contries squares. =)

    8. Re:Interesting... by retards · · Score: 1

      LOL, actually I have recently been playing a lot of civ... apparently it's affecting my wording.

      Mod me up or face the consequences!

    9. Re:Interesting... by stienman · · Score: 3, Funny

      So you're saying that he had a "near-misunderstanding" of the term "near-miss"?

      Right. "We had a near miss event last night." In theory, as you indicate, you could assume that "near" and "miss" both modify "event," but it is common in American English to modify modifiers, so that near modifies miss, and "near miss" as a phrase modifies "event."

      Either way it is, at best, a near misleading phrase with a near threatening probability of being near misinterpretted. You should stay far away from such a near confusing phrase and stick to straightforward language.

      Good enlgish makes for bad headlines, though.

      -Adam

    10. Re:Interesting... by PhuCknuT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A near miss is specifically a miss that was close to being a hit. People who say 'a near miss is a hit' are confusing 'near' with 'nearly', there is a difference. The first is an adjective that means close proximity, the second is an adverb that means 'almost'.

      So, by the definition of the words, a 'near miss' IS a miss, and 'nearly miss' is a verb phrase meaning to almost miss.

    11. Re:Interesting... by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      While you're there, look up "humor".

    12. Re:Interesting... by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

      "My job is to apply... the formula."

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    13. Re:Interesting... by bob_jenkins · · Score: 1

      I had a math professor (hi Dr. Noll!) who loved to denounce phrases where an adjective-noun was not a subclass of the noun. He'd be OK with near miss, but not near hit.

    14. Re:Interesting... by GabeK · · Score: 1

      you'd have to be relatively close to this thing to die blissfully. It was only 30m in diameter, and would not have had any huge global impacts (pun not intended...ok..yes it was). My question...Why couldn't a patriot missile take care of this type of thing. If they actually do find a similar sized object and can predict where it enters the atmosphere, couldn't we just send a Mach 5 missile up there to hunt it down and blow it all to hell?

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    15. Re:Interesting... by retards · · Score: 2, Informative

      That would have to be quite a powerful missile to turn that rock into gas before it hits the surface.

      If the object is travelling at 10km/s (which is first gear for interstellar speed), then the missile would have to be able detonate with somewhere around 3/1000th of a seconds accuracy for the blast to hit. Not to mention it would have to position itself in the exactly right spot.

      You also have to consider that anything we can put up there is nothing compared to the blast that the object goes through by simply coming into the atmosphere.

    16. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Otherwise you can look forward to drowning in a tsunami, starving in the coming 5-year winter or just die at the looting of the local convenience store once the news breaks (duh, saltwater rain, 4 weeks of darkness, complete failure of all infrastructure, etc.)."

      Not to mention, that you can wave your stock portfolio goodbye

    17. Re:Interesting... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      sounds like the old decision matrix from psych 101 -- (I think my text had a "pronounce dead" example)

      two possibilities: earth is doomed, earth is not doomed (actual fact is not 100% certain)
      two potential actions: announce impending doom, keep silent

      1. earth is doomed, announce impending doom : massive panic & looting, everyone dies anyway when asteroid hits.

      2. earth is doomed, keep silent : people go about their petty daily existence & everyone dies when asteroid hits.

      3. earth is not doomed (asteroid narrowly misses), keep silent (until after it passes) : people go about their lives & nobody dies when asteroid misses earth, a few internet users squawk about how they should have been warned if the govt knew an asteroid might hit.

      4. earth is not doomed, annouce impending doom (on the info that there is 99.999....999(whatever)% certainty) : massive panic & looting, nobody dies when asteroid misses, but (m|b)illions in property damage from riots, etc.

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    18. Re:Interesting... by RallyNick · · Score: 1
      If the object is travelling at 10km/s (which is first gear for interstellar speed), then the missile would have to be able detonate with somewhere around 3/1000th of a seconds accuracy for the blast to hit. Not to mention it would have to position itself in the exactly right spot.

      Yeah, but triggering is commonly done by a radar and could probably be enhanced by laser. So all you really need is to place it reasonably close to the asteroid's trajectory and have it lock onto the right object.

    19. Re:Interesting... by wattimus · · Score: 1

      they could at least tell us where it would have hit or has it already been posted?

    20. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Jenkins! Quit wasting your time on Slashdot and hit the books!

      -Dr. Noll

    21. Re:Interesting... by bob_jenkins · · Score: 1

      Nice try! I graduated 15 years ago.

      I do keep getting those dreams, though, y'know where you're back in high school because, well you're not quite sure why, and you have to take an American Literature exam in some subfield you've never heard of because you hadn't actually attended any classes for the past 20 years, and you can't remember your locker combination or even where it is because they've remodelled the building?

    22. Re:Interesting... by HedRat · · Score: 1

      ...and you're not wearing pants?

  6. Ob Simpsons quotes by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 4, Funny

    So many to choose, since it was an entire episode, but this one seems appropriate:

    Sounds like the doomsday whistle! Ain't been blown for nigh onto three years.

    Cheers,
    IT

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    1. Re:Ob Simpsons quotes by DJPenguin · · Score: 1

      You missed the punchline! ... "there's trouble a'brewin..." !

    2. Re:Ob Simpsons quotes by LuckyPhil · · Score: 3, Funny

      Another one

      "Quick, lets burn down the observatory so that this never happens again!"

  7. MADMEN by termos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where is my MADMEN when i need one?

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    1. Re:MADMEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reggie the janitor spilled coffee on the blueprints so we had to scrap the program ;-)

  8. Well, we were lucky this once... by arvindn · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but its practically certain we're going to be hit by an asteroid real soon.

    Else we'd be meeting all the time travelers from the future :)

    1. Re:Well, we were lucky this once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...but its practically certain we're going to be hit by an asteroid real soon.

      I for one welcome our new asteroid overlords...

    2. Re:Well, we were lucky this once... by wash23 · · Score: 1

      Actually, my palm was read last week and I'm told that something terrible will happen to me when I'm about 50. That's in ~25 years, so we've got at least that long.

    3. Re:Well, we were lucky this once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just told you that to keep you from freaking out about next week.

      Err... maybe I shouldn't have said anything.

  9. Within a couple of days!? by LuckyStarr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No problem! ... Bruce Willis will bust us out! ... Our super-geniuses will come up with a 5min to deadline plan and blast this bugger to pieces! ... It won't hit us anyway, because it did not hit us up to today.

    Tell me Mr.Politician, what is more important: Survival of mankind or playing the powermonger game with your politician-buddys?

    I say, if politicians (which are by the way trusted with OUR FATE!) behave like they do today they are gambling with the chance of survival for the entire human race. This should be considered a crime and prosecuted accordingly.

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    1. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Jackdaw+Rookery · · Score: 0

      "they are gambling with the chance of survival for the entire human race. This should be considered a crime and prosecuted accordingly"

      This is a part of what politicians do, and yes it is wrong as they are not accountable; due to there actions not having an immediate consequence. Look at the Kyoto treaty for example, Polls in America showed support for it http://www.oneworld.org/ips2/nov98/04.32_008.html and Bush still refused to sign up.

      The reason? Dollars of course. Money is more important than human survival isn't it? No? Ah.

      http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cache:QxBCWZllL Wg J:www.greenpeace.org/~climate/climatecountdown/doc uments/corporate_america.pdf+kyoto+treaty+%2Bameri ca&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

    2. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Max+von+H. · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tell me Mr.Politician, what is more important: Survival of mankind or playing the powermonger game with your politician-buddys?

      If the asteroid were a political party, you'd find a great deal of people supporting any effort at crushing it.

      I think it's time to label asteroids as "liberal" or "terrorist" to get things moving ;)

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    3. Re:Within a couple of days!? by ssbljk · · Score: 0

      yeah, donate funds for my antiasteroid fondation!

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    4. Re:Within a couple of days!? by ericdano · · Score: 1
      You are right.

      However, I think it will actually take a hit somewhere on the planet for anyone to take it seriously. Sad, but true.

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    5. Re:Within a couple of days!? by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      Looking at the choices in the coming election... I think I might actually vote for the asteroid.

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      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    6. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      I say, if politicians (which are by the way trusted with OUR FATE!) behave like they do today they are gambling with the chance of survival for the entire human race. This should be considered a crime and prosecuted accordingly.

      What we need is just one politician with the courage to propose spending less money on low-orbit stuff like the shuttle, and more on platforms capable of taking us higher, such as to the Moon and Mars. This would increase both our ability to detect NEO asteroids and our ability to get to them to do something about it.

      But where could we find a man like that, in this day and age?

    7. Re:Within a couple of days!? by thelenm · · Score: 1

      Or nickname it "W"?

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    8. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Tell me Mr.Politician, what is more important: Survival of mankind or playing the powermonger game with your politician-buddys?

      Never ask a question unless you already know the answer.

      > I say, if politicians (which are by the way trusted with OUR FATE!) behave like they do today they are gambling with the chance of survival for the entire human race. This should be considered a crime and prosecuted accordingly.

      Prosecuted? Pray tell, citizen... by whom?

      *cracks knuckles and smiles in a vision of pure malice and lust for power*

    9. Re:Within a couple of days!? by ThrasherTT · · Score: 1

      Or we could just say it's an "Independent."

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    10. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      But where could we find a man like that, in this day and age?

      Judging by the state of the union speech and the current budget deficit, nowhere. Since when it is "courage" for a politician to propose spending still more money?

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    11. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Since when it is "courage" for a politician to propose spending still more money?

      Since the press suddenly decided that they don't like deficits.

      Actually, it's not that suddenly; they decided it in January of 2001. I'm sure they'll change back in January of 2009.

    12. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not that suddenly; they decided it in January of 2001.

      Perhaps that was because before that, that horrible tax-and-spend Liberal president had eliminated the deficit?

      Oh, I know what you're thinking, he had the advantage of a nice economy (despite the 80's growth not helping Reagan similarly.) And defense is more of an issue these days. So let's look at non-defense discretionary spending under various presidents, as provided by that Left-wing think-tank, the Heritage Foundation:

      Oops. Looks like Bubba had discretionary spending under control, whereas Bush...

      (P.S. If you aren't familiar with the Heritage Foundation and actually think it is a left-wing think-tank, just go to their front page.)

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    13. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that was because before that, that horrible tax-and-spend Liberal president had eliminated the deficit?

      No, largely the same Congress that created this deficit eliminated the old ones.

      However, they kept taxes at levels that would restrain growth enough that it was all temporary; in a few years when the Baby Boomers start retiring, there will be deficits like you wouldn't believe unless somebody listens to Greenspan.

      In any event, there are three situations in which a deficit is to be expected:

      1) A recession that cuts revenues.
      2) A national emergency that cuts revenues. (Possibly by creating or exacerbating situation 1.)
      3) A war.

      Bush inherited the Clinton/Gore recession, a national emergency hit the economy during it, and resulted in a war.

      (P.S. If you aren't familiar with the Heritage Foundation and actually think it is a left-wing think-tank, just go to their front page.)

      No, thanks. I'm familiar with them, and have toyed with the notion of sending them a resume a time or two. I don't doubt they're quoting correct numbers. Bush didn't exercise the veto pen enough, you won't get any disgreement from me on that. However, I'd rather have a deficit (which is at a much lower percentage of GDP than the deficits in the Reagan years, which didn't impact the economy negatively) for a while than have a crappy economy because of high taxes and terrorists blowing up my children.

    14. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      No, largely the same Congress that created this deficit eliminated the old ones.

      Except with a different president, who apparently isn't aware he can veto bills.

      However, they kept taxes at levels that would restrain growth enough that it was all temporary; in a few years when the Baby Boomers start retiring, there will be deficits like you wouldn't believe unless somebody listens to Greenspan.

      In other words, their approach to fiscal discipline is "max our our credit cards so we have to cut spending!" How about cutting some spending now first, such as massive farm bills designed to keep midwestern states voting Republican? Or perhaps... not cutting taxes? "Pay as you go" is more fiscally responsible than the party now, pay later approach. Particularly when we have this nice regressive tax system, so often ignored by Republicans: FICA. Those earning under $89K get to pay ~11% of income as tax before even starting on the other income tax. And that money goes into a "trust fund", which is another way of saying it's being spent largely for general expenses, and the rest is being given to the elderly. Now Greenspan doesn't want to continue the Ponzi scheme.

      In any event, there are three situations in which a deficit is to be expected:

      But as I pointed out, even discretionary spending is way up under Bush. That's not the deficit, that's simply the rate of growth of the things that could be cut, other than defense.

      However, I'd rather have a deficit (which is at a much lower percentage of GDP than the deficits in the Reagan years, which didn't impact the economy negatively) for a while than have a crappy economy because of high taxes and terrorists blowing up my children.

      High taxes have no more of an effect on the economy than high deficit spending. Oh, and those terrorists aren't in Iraq, or they weren't; now people's (grown) children are being blown up by suicide bombers who wouldn't have done so without the invasion. So Bush has spent $100s of billions invading a country whose leader was quietly abusing his own people and otherwise living the high life, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of Americans and thousands of Iraqis, to no effect at all on the pre-existing terrorists.

      If only McCain wasn't looking so old recently.

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    15. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps... not cutting taxes?

      Cutting taxes in the long run generates more revenues than leaving them alone.

      High taxes have no more of an effect on the economy than high deficit spending.

      That's a ridiculous statement. If people have less money to spend, there is no way you can make the case that they spend the same amount.

      So Bush has spent $100s of billions invading a country whose leader was quietly abusing his own people and otherwise living the high life, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of Americans and thousands of Iraqis, to no effect at all on the pre-existing terrorists.

      Abu Nidal wasn't a pre-existing terrorist? I think Leon Klinghoffer might disagree with this assessment.

    16. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Abu Nidal wasn't a pre-existing terrorist?

      No, he reportedly died in 2002, so he no longer existed. Hussein was giving $25K to the families of Palestinian suicide bombers, and harboring a former terrorist. But there's no evidence he was promoting terrorism.

      Cutting taxes in the long run generates more revenues than leaving them alone.

      No it doesn't. (Which I say with as much conviction and as much evidence as you have for your claim.) Reducing wasteful spending generates more revenues, but borrow-and-spend is no better than tax-and-spend -- save for the people whose taxes were cut. Based on my recent tax calculations, I'm not one of them.

      That's a ridiculous statement. If people have less money to spend, there is no way you can make the case that they spend the same amount.

      Money is just green bits of paper. Look at the actual number of people working and what they're working on, boosting "real" productivity is what makes a difference in revenues. If the government borrows money, it's competing for investment funds with the corporate market, and thus raising the cost of those investments, and it becomes every bit the drag that higher taxes would be.

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    17. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      No, he reportedly died in 2002, so he no longer existed.

      Yes; killed in Iraq because he rejected Saddam's requests to reactivate his terrorist networks in Saddam's service, specifically to include attacking the United States.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/ne ws/2002/08/25/wnidal25.xml

      That's the same Saddam you claim wasn't a threat.

      Hussein was giving $25K to the families of Palestinian suicide bombers, and harboring a former terrorist. But there's no evidence he was promoting terrorism.

      News flash; giving money to the families of Palestinian suicide bombers is promoting terrorism!

    18. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      These claims would be from the same Iraqi opposition groups that claimed that Iraq was far along in developing all sorts of weapons of mass destruction, right?

      News flash: people lie. And these ones have been proved outright liars WRT to Saddam Hussein, saying anything to get him overthrown. If they said tomorrow was February 28th, I'd recheck my calendar.

      You want an article showing the opposite? Here goes. If you don't want to register, here's the beginning:

      Hussein Warned Iraqis to Beware Outside Fighters, Document Says
      By JAMES RISEN

      Published: January 14, 2004

      ASHINGTON, Jan. 13 -- Saddam Hussein warned his Iraqi supporters to be wary of joining forces with foreign Arab fighters entering Iraq to battle American troops, according to a document found with the former Iraqi leader when he was captured, Bush administration officials said Tuesday.

      The document appears to be a directive, written after he lost power, from Mr. Hussein to leaders of the Iraqi resistance, counseling caution against getting too close to Islamic jihadists and other foreign Arabs coming into occupied Iraq, according to American officials.

      It provides a second piece of evidence challenging the Bush administration contention of close cooperation between Mr. Hussein's government and terrorists from Al Qaeda. C.I.A. interrogators have already elicited from the top Qaeda officials in custody that, before the American-led invasion, Osama bin Laden had rejected entreaties from some of his lieutenants to work jointly with Mr. Hussein.

      Officials said Mr. Hussein apparently believed that the foreign Arabs, eager for a holy war against the West, had a different agenda from the Baathists, who were eager for their own return to power in Baghdad. As a result, he wanted his supporters to be careful about becoming close allies with the jihadists, officials familiar with the document said.

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      If you're still wondering about which is right, consider this: why the frell would these Al Queda be in northern Iraq, an area largely controlled by the Kurds? You know, those people Hussein gassed a while back?

      P.S. Correct my last message to read "But there's no evidence he was promoting terrorism beyond that.

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    19. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      P.S. Correct my last message to read "But there's no evidence he was promoting terrorism beyond that.

      Yeah, and Hitler didn't kill anybody except the Jews, Gypsies, and Homosexuals.

    20. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Would you encourage your kid to become a suicide bomber for $25K?

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    21. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Would you encourage your kid to become a suicide bomber for $25K?

      No, and I also wouldn't make the mistake of assuming that people raised in a completely different culture would weigh the same factors to reach the same conclusions as I do on such a question.

      If you have been taught all your life that becoming a suicide bomber guarantees you a special place of honor in heaven, you will react differently than someone who has been taught all his life that becoming suicide bomber guarantees you a special place of pain in hell, or someone who has been taught that becoming a suicide bomber means you're just freakin' dead and everybody who knew you thinks you were an asshole.

      In the US, on occasion desperate fathers will arrange their own deaths to allow their families to collect the insurance money. In "Palestine", $25K is enough money to set you for life. The per-capita GDP is $800. Saddam Hussein was offering over 31 YEARS of income in return for blowing yourself up. That would be like having an insurance policy in the US that paid well over a million dollars. People have committed suicide to collect a tenth of that.

      If your children were starving, and you had no alternative to bring them any income, and you had 30 years of religious education that killing yourself would mean you spent eternity as a hero, and somebody said "I'll give your family a million dollars if you kill yourself in this manner", mightn't you be tempted?

      Saddam Hussein was spending money to encourage people to commit acts of terrorism. That alone makes him a threat. Americans died so certain goblins could collect those posthumous rewards.

    22. Re:Within a couple of days!? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Abu Nidal wasn't a pre-existing terrorist? I think Leon Klinghoffer might disagree with this assessment.

      Except that Kinghoffer was killed by terrorists under Abu Abbas, not Abu Nidal...

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  10. It would mean the end of life as we know it ? by Gopal.V · · Score: 5, Funny

    Onlooker1: It would mean the end of life as we know it ?
    Scientist: No, but it might burn up a few cities and destory 70% of the humans ... but we don't really see a threat to the human species.
    Onlooker2: So I'd be dead ?
    Scientist: But the people left alive will have an excellent chance of survival due to the systematic culling of slashdot trolls .... not to mention rabid money hungry CEO types... along with a few cities as collateral damage.
    Onlooker1: Why did you keep it under the wraps ?
    Scientist: We were kinda hoping it would slag Sanford Wallace in location... and have the Pope claim it was divine intervention
    Onlooker3: What about SCO ?
    Scientist: Looks like the next one from Kuiper belt would do that clean

    PS: maybe you should read "God's Debris" to be frightened by Slashdot.

  11. How they really figured out that it was ok by Aceticon · · Score: 4, Funny

    After buying a milion cans of baked beans, a zillion beer cans and 10 years worth of Playboy magazines (only for historical purposes, of course) they waited it out for a couple of days in an underground bunker.

    Since they didn't felt any shake, it was proven that the meteorite had missed the Earth.

    It was further proven that a zillion cans of beer barely lasts a couple of days and that having a million cans of baked beans is pretty useless when you forgot to bring a can-opener

    One thing of note is that somehow, 10 years worth of Playboy magazines disapeared without a trace.

    1. Re:How they really figured out that it was ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      It was further proven that a zillion cans of beer barely lasts a couple of days and that having a million cans of baked beans is pretty useless when you forgot to bring a can-opener


      If they had had a can-opener, they would've found out how vital a good ventilation system is when eating so many baked beans :)
    2. Re:How they really figured out that it was ok by LuckyPhil · · Score: 5, Funny
      It was further proven that a zillion cans of beer barely lasts a couple of days and that having a million cans of baked beans is pretty useless when you forgot to bring a can-opener

      Hmm.. lets see. Your in an underground bunker, sealed from the outside world, with nothing to eat but baked beans and beer. If that isn't a recepie for a WMD gas attack then I don't know what is!

    3. Re:How they really figured out that it was ok by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

      ... And when they awoke ( except the mother as she was drunk and had taken way too many miltowns ) they used their geiger integrator ( dosimeter ) to check how much radiation they'd recieved so far. Then they left their bomb shelter, but the town was missing. They were in a wilderness paradise 8000 years in the future, only they didn't know it yet.

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    4. Re:How they really figured out that it was ok by nairolF · · Score: 1

      ...having a million cans of baked beans is pretty useless when you forgot to bring a can-opener

      And a good thing too - they were using candles as a light source.

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    5. Re:How they really figured out that it was ok by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new drunken, farting overlords! ;)

    6. Re:How they really figured out that it was ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Farnham, is that you?

  12. Server Unresponsive, Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Short Warning Times

    Back to Archive
    Article Posted: February 19, 2004

    By: David Morrison

    For the story of AL00667, which briefly masqueraded as an asteroid that would hit the Earth within two days of its discovery, read on.

    February 19, 2004 Short Warning Times

    Following is information on the small asteroid known last January 13-14 as AL00667. A preliminary analysis of the discovery data for this object yielded a possible impact with Earth in less than 2 days time -- a situation not encountered previously in the Spaceguard Program. Although we knew at the time that such a prediction of imminent impact was improbable, a collision could not be ruled out. And if a possibility of an impact in 2 days existed, what should we do about notifying governments or the public? The story of this situation on January 13, 2004, is included as part of a paper by Clark Chapman (Southwest Research Institute) presented on February 22 at the Planetary Defense conference of the AIAA (American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics). Several paragraphs taken from this paper are reproduced below. Following these quotes from Chapman's paper are additional quotes from a letter Brian Marsden (Minor Planet Center) wrote to CCNet on 14 January on the same subject. Finally, there is a statement posted on the website of the IAU (International Astronomical Union) discussing what lessons we should draw from the story of AL00667, and how such a situation might be better handled in the future.

    Asteroids never cease to surprise us. We may never encounter a situation just like this again, but we are fairly sure to have other crises as the rate of discovery of NEAs continues to increase.

    David Morrison

    FROM CLARK CHAPMAN'S AIAA PAPER "NEO IMPACT SCENARIOS"

    presented February 22, 2004

    "Just last month (January 2004) perhaps the most surprising impact prediction ever came and went, this time out of the view of the round-the-clock news media. It illustrates how an impact prediction came very close to having major repercussions, even though -- with hindsight -- nothing was ever, in reality, threatening to impact. It is a story of success in that the impact prediction was nullified in record time, less than half-a-day, but the success was accomplished through a set of ad hoc, unofficial, and often unfunded activities and relationships, although assisted in major ways by the official infrastructure, such as it exists (the LINEAR Project, the IAU Minor Planet Center, and the NASA NEO Program Office).

    "About 36 hours before President Bush's planned speech at NASA Headquarters on future American space policy, the Lincoln Near Earth Asteroid Research (LINEAR) observatories in New Mexico routinely recorded four images of a moving object. Half a day later, on Tuesday, January 13th, these data were sent (as part of the daily submission of data) to the Minor Planet Center in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Just before going to dinner, MPC research Tim Spahr ran the data through standard software to generate a nominal ephemeris for the new object. These are posted on the publicly accessible NEO Confirmation Page (NEOCP) so that amateur and professional asteroid astronomers around the world might be able to follow up on the LINEAR observations that night. It is through such follow-up astrometry that NEO orbits can be refined so that the object is not permanently lost. Spahr posted the ephemeris, based on LINEAR's four detections, on the NEOCP under the designation AL00667, along with ephemerides for several other recommended targets. Less than an hour later, a European amateur astronomer, Reiner Stoss, went to the NEOCP and noticed a curiosity: AL00667 was predicted to get 40 times brighter during just the next day, meaning that it was going to be six times closer to the Earth! He expressed his amazement on Yahoo's MPML (Minor Planet Mailing List) chatroom on the internet.

    "Professional asteroid researcher Alan Harris happened to be monitoring the chatroom and noticed the strange

    1. Re:Server Unresponsive, Article Text by jtrascap · · Score: 4, Funny

      NASA uses a Cold Fusion server?

      Puny Earthlings! We will crush them!

    2. Re:Server Unresponsive, Article Text by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting that. Seriously sad that these guys aren't on the ball about their "work"

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    3. Re:Server Unresponsive, Article Text by aminorex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Clearly they are very much on the ball.
      It's amazing that they can make accurate
      observations and orbital calculations on a
      30 meter object so far out. I can't imagine
      why anyone would be complaining about the
      process when it is working so brilliantly.

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    4. Re:Server Unresponsive, Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is that? Working? Clearly? Are you insane?

  13. Re:8 Comments so far - server has already timed ou by cpghost · · Score: 4, Funny

    NASA Server hit by slashdot asteroid. They didn't see it coming...

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  14. Recognition does not increase likelihood by Effugas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the past fifty years, we have started to gain the technological capability to detect potential collisions with asteroids.

    That does not make such a collision more likely in the next fifty years -- or hundred and fifty, or fifteen hundred. Significant and successful collision are _rare_, much rarer than earthquakes, tornados, or even human-caused meteorological effects (as in weather systems, not meteors).

    It doesn't matter if we can see "just how close we came". It matters that we know, empirically, that there are vastly more pressing concerns.

    What I don't want to see is an orbital weapons platform deployed under false premises. If the pretenses are true, that's a different story. Just don't tell me its to shoot down asteroids!

    --Dan

    1. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by Jhon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It seems like you are suggesting that this new technological ability to detect NEO's and possible impacts as being similar to the "Boy who cried wolf" fable.

      The problem is, as we all know, the wolf finally did arrive one day...

    2. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by Eivind · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Sure. We know the chanses are low. Allthough we don't know exactly how low. We *do* know that in the last century alone we've had atleast a few impacts big enough that if they had happened to hit a major city rather than (for example) the tundra in Siberia, tens of thousands of dead would result.

      We also know that major impacts, the sort that changes the climate over the entire globe and causes mass extinction of species has happened atleast on a few occasions.

      But we don't really know enough to say anything about the true risks. For that reason alone, the first nice thing to do would probably be to increase funding for telescopes, radars and other instruments for better accessing the real risk. That is not a very expensive proposition, as this is an area that is very lowly funded today, a little bit of extra cash will go a long way towards establishing the real risks.

      If we should do anything more depends on the risks and the costs of potential defences. It's a cost/benefit calculation.

      You are rigth that ICBM-interception-systems are irrelevant for this purpose. All realistic systems for doing something about asteroid-impacts rely on the fact that a small change to the orbit of the thing a long distance from earth will result in a major change, enough to miss the earth, by the time it gets here. Changing the orbit in the last few hours is going to be impractical, it'd require huge amounts of energy. Sligthly more practical migth be blowing the thing up, which would result in a large number of smaller impacts instead of a single big one.

      To stop a ICBM you need to hit it with, say, the explosive force of a hand-grenade. That's not going to cut it if you want to blow apart a asteroid of extinction-threathening size.

    3. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      >It doesn't matter if we can see "just how close we came". It matters that we know, empirically, that there are vastly more pressing concerns.
      This is a classic mistake, confusing risk with probability.

      risk = probability x consequence

      And the end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it comes pretty high up on my scale as consequences go.

    4. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by fstanchina · · Score: 1

      We also know that major impacts, the sort that changes the climate over the entire globe and causes mass extinction of species has happened atleast on a few occasions.

      No we don't. The "few occasions" is just one time about 65 million years ago and it's still pretty much a theory and not a proven fact, AFAIK.

    5. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by Troed · · Score: 4, Informative

      Consider it proven (residue left behind as a layer in the soil etc - if you google you'll find quite a lot)

      Recent theories suggest the whole solar system moving like a sinus curve up and down through a "cloud" of more-than-usual-objects in the galaxy, and thus every ~30M years or whatever it was there's an increased risk. Several of the almost-everything-killed things that has happened to the earth could be explained this way.

      (source: Some issue of Scientific American)

    6. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by Eivind · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Proven enough. Granted, there is some uncertanity around details like if the impact was the only reason for the mass extinction, or if other factors also played a role and so on. But there is no serious doubt in the scientific community that the earth was indeed hit by a pretty big asteroid. around the time the dinosaurs died out.

      Besides, if you really doubt that this happens, you need only to take a look at the moon. It has no atmosphere which causes smaller asteroids to evaporate before impact, and also helps washing away the signs of impacts after they happen. It's probably a fair bet that the earth gets hit more often than the moon, given that it's so much larger. It's also a fair bet that anything that is big enough to create a major crater on the moon is also big enough to punch trough the atmosphere and create major destruction here.

    7. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by fstanchina · · Score: 1

      Sorry for being unclear: I don't doubt that serious impacts happened in the past and will happen again if we wait long enough; it was the "mass extinction" part that I was questioning, but I understand that currently there is some solid evidence for that too, which I couldn't find the last time I checked (some years ago).

    8. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by CuriHP · · Score: 1

      There have been several mass extinctions in the Earth's history. The one you refer to is only the most recent. Whether or not some or all were caused by impacts is another story.

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    9. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by lone_marauder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I don't want to see is an orbital weapons platform deployed under false premises.

      Yes, because putting weapons in an orbital platform is so much cheaper and more effective than housing them in silos in Kansas. Who knows what evil could come if Rumsfeld got his hands on a large, unprotected orbital concentration of weapons from which missiles could be launched only in well-described orbits that could be easily intercepted.

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    10. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      Sligthly more practical migth be blowing the thing up, which would result in a large number of smaller impacts instead of a single big one.

      Is this really desirable? I know that if I had to choose between being shot with a rifle or being shot with a shotgun, I'd pick the rifle. Why? The amount of force imparted by each impact drops off rapidly in proportion to the distance from the impact. The single rifle round might clobber one kidney, but the shotgun blast will take out both kidneys, the liver, stomach, intestines, and the south end of the lungs.

      Maybe it's different with planets, but I'd want to run some good simulations before assuming a bunch of small impacts is any better than one big impact.

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    11. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by Eccles · · Score: 1

      We *do* know that in the last century alone we've had atleast a few impacts big enough that if they had happened to hit a major city rather than (for example) the tundra in Siberia, tens of thousands of dead would result.

      Really, we know of a very few in the last millenium, of which Tunguska was the most recent. And really big ones are on the order of tens of millions of years per event.

      So the risk probably isn't that high in the next hundred years. But decent funding for OWL or other high-power telescopes is a good idea with good science potential on the side. If the enthusiasm for keeping Hubble alive could possibly be redirected into ground-based scopes that will long outlive it, we could be in good shape that way.

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    12. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by Effugas · · Score: 1

      Except we don't live forever, so eventually you hit a nonlinearity where the probability is so low that the consequence is irrelevant.

      For example, the sun WILL eventually expand and broil the Earth. This does not mean we should invest now in active heliodynamics.

      --Dan

    13. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by wkcole · · Score: 1

      It would definitely be 'different with planets' (or at least with the one we are primarily concerned with) because of the existing natural defense: atmosphere. An astounding number of tiny objects complete a collision course with Earth per day, and nearly all of them never come within a mile of the ground. The smaller objects have more aerodynamic cross-section (the precise term used is escaping me...) relative to total mass, so they are subject to relatively more drag and a relatively faster rate of burn-off as they enter the atmosphere.

      In addition to the burn-off, objects of identical density (i.e. a BIG rock vs. the same one shattered into tiny rocks) will have very different terminal velocities because (again) they have more aerodynamic cross-section relative to their mass. They experience more drag from the air relative to their mass and so end up striking at a slower speed.

      Finally, the rifle vs. shotgun analogy is generally inapt because you are talking there of the effects of penetrating impacts on the human body which is made up of many highly specialized discrete systems, any one of which would be severely threatened by a penetrating impact of any kind. Put a random 2-mm hole in a human and you are pretty certain to do significant damage something that human needs. Obliterate the surface features of a random half-acre of the Earth'ssurface and you will probably not notice in a few minutes (because the waves move anyway) and if you do (i.e. if the piece hits land) it is very likely that nothing more important to the Earth than a few rodents, insects, and plants will suffer. There are meteorite strikes every day in which fist-size rocks manage to make it to the surface of the Earth, and no one ever notices most of them.

      The gun analogy also has a problem of comparing effects of shots with radically different total kinetic energies, where the single vs. fragmented asteroid strike would be a comparison of taking a hit from the same total energy in one place vs. taking it split into millions of constituent strikes. A punch vs. a slap.

    14. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Excellent post.

      I feel the need to point out that it's not so much the Earth's size as in diameter that makes us more likely to get hit, it's our deeper gravity well.

      SB

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    15. Re:Recognition does not increase likelihood by Eivind · · Score: 1
      I think it depends on how fragmented we can make the thing.

      Being hit by a thousand 10-tonners migth not be preferable to being hit by a single supertanker.

      But being hit with a billion 100g-pieces would certainly be better. The energy is the same, but in this case they would pretty much all burn up in the high atmosphere, and the energy would be a lot more spread out.

      If you can blow the thing up early enough, many of the pieces will even miss the earth completely. Because even if the *average* course of the asteroid does not change (it migth, depending on where you set of the bomb (nuke probably), the course of the individual pieces migth change drastically.

      For example, A piece which gets thrown off the main course by 10m/s (around 20 miles/hour) one week before impact would very very likely miss the earth completely.

      So, it's more like either being hit by a round from a tank, or having a cloud consisting of a billion sand-grains heading your way, but so that a large fraction of them will miss you completely, and more still will be stopped by your atmosphere.

  15. more info by gsmb · · Score: 4, Informative

    try this link for more info http://www.hohmanntransfer.com/mn/0402/09.htm

  16. Only 30 metres? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's about the size of the Tunguska object (probably a comet, since it exploded in mid-air and didn't leave a crater). Enough to make a mess of a big city or a pretty impressive tsunami, but not enough to wipe out mankind.

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    1. Re:Only 30 metres? by jeff+munkyfaces · · Score: 1

      bear in mind that i know absolutly nothing about this: wouldn't an object hitting the earth have a much larger effect than one exploding above the surface?

    2. Re:Only 30 metres? by el-spectre · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Depends on what the object's properties are, the local geology, etc. In many cases, most of the energy from an impact will "splash" back upwards, with relatively little lateral damage. An air burst spreads the carnage much more widely.

      As an example, many military weapons, including the original 2 atom bombs, detonate shortly before impact.

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  17. arbekk (well not artbell) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, george noorysp?, has david booth(the dreamer) and wayne green (the guy that thinks we never went to the moon) on coast to coast am. They say were doomed in Septermber 2004. I don't know too much about david booth. I guess it was his dream, but I think they are just scaring folks.

  18. That number.. AL00667 by EasyTarget · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I find the number 667 Highly suspicious..

    Is number 666 ever issued? A lot of numberiung systems miss this one out, in order to keep the religeously insane from freaking. For instance the UK number plate authority stopped using it a few years ago after complaints from some quarters.

    So my real question is: Would this have -actually- been AL00666?

    Spooky...

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    1. Re:That number.. AL00667 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it would be number 665, because they also skipped number 13.

    2. Re:That number.. AL00667 by October_30th · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It might actually be a good idea to keep numbering asteroids, license plates, flight numbers, student union cards, social security numbers and so on with a 666 in the code.

      Think of it as an early-warning system. Someone who lives his or her life in the fear of getting tainted by a number from a fairy tale should not be let anywhere near positions of power.

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      The owls are not what they seem
    3. Re:That number.. AL00667 by judicar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Typical slashdotter, an asteroid is about to hit earth and all they can do is bitch about a conspiracy in naming the damn thing.

    4. Re:That number.. AL00667 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well 666 is already on virtually every product you buy. It's in the barcode. Two thin lines next to each other encodes a 6. Every barcode contains three pairs of thin slightly longer lines.....

      I would have no problem if there was a 666 in my baraccountnumber or my social security number.

    5. Re:That number.. AL00667 by Punchinello · · Score: 3, Funny

      667... the neighbor of the beast.

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    6. Re:That number.. AL00667 by back_pages · · Score: 3, Funny

      I once ordered $6.66 worth of food from the Taco Bell in Cumberland Gap, Kentucky on 25E. The nice enough, yet misguided Kentucky girl working the cash register nearly fainted. She asked me three times if I wanted to buy something else. I wasn't that concerned about the total, actually. She ended up giving me the 10% or 15% senior citizen discount so that she wouldn't be tainted by taking six dollars and sixty-six cents in her hand.

    7. Re:That number.. AL00667 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you know they'll never leave off an opportunity to bash as many Christians as they can.

    8. Re:That number.. AL00667 by Snowdog668 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, 668 would be the neighbor of the beast. 667 would be the guy across the hall. :)

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    9. Re:That number.. AL00667 by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      667 would be the guy across the hall

      So this one probably has the Moon's name on it.

      Hey China, you might want to integrate this new information into your Lunar travel plans.
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    10. Re:That number.. AL00667 by CowboyNick · · Score: 1

      So what did you order?

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    11. Re:That number.. AL00667 by Zetra · · Score: 1

      If they would actually rule out 666 then surely they would also rule out 013 Which means that this astroid in particular would really be 665. There are probably also other numbers that I/we forgot to mention that would change the numbers even further (supposing that they actually DO rule out certain numbers)

    12. Re:That number.. AL00667 by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminds me of this time I was sitting in the gate at T.F.Greene airport waiting for a Southwest flight to Tampa... looked out the window, and there it was, an American Airlines aircraft with 666 for a tailnumber.

      Now I'm not highly superstitious (tosses spilled salt over shoulder)... but I would think twice about getting on said plane (and still probably board it, damn $250 ticket)...

    13. Re:That number.. AL00667 by Hal9000_sn3 · · Score: 1

      Is number 666 ever issued? A lot of numberiung systems miss this one out, in order to keep the religeously insane from freaking.

      Well, I know not about astronomical numbering, but I know that general aviation manufacturing we did at one place skip such a serial number, and at another we wished we had skipped number 13, (it had a lot of manufacturing accidents, including being dropped out of a jig and bending a wing).
      The place where we skipped number 666, everyone knew that 667 was a bogus number.
      But, they would not take my suggestion to build an empty shell with number 666 and sell sledge hammer blows to employees for a dollar each.
      (Make, then scrap the beast and let the righteous few get off on destroying it).

    14. Re:That number.. AL00667 by rk · · Score: 1

      333, the mark of the semiantichrist.

    15. Re:That number.. AL00667 by mph · · Score: 1

      I once managed to produce a total of $69.69 at Wal-Mart or Target or some place like that. Unfortunately for me, the girl at the cash register didn't take numbers as seriously as your $6.66 chick.

  19. Re:8 Comments so far - server has already timed ou by BlueTrin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah they just have been hit by an asteroid, and you will be crushed by the waves in some minutes. =)

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  20. Re:mod 04 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it hits the Slashdot compound, it's good.

    And if it hits the campus of Troll Academy, the universe will rejoice in all it's splendor! 2 cars in every garage and free beer!!!

    Ooooh...a chainsaw and a troll. Is it good or is it ... chop, chop?

  21. this could have certainly made life more... by distributed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Exciting !!
    And maybe my neighbours underground bunker would have finally proven to be useful for things other than coding marathons...

    This would also be one hell sure way to get rid of windoze once and for all... only something as distributed as open-source software can survive such a catastrophy... wouldnt it be amazing if entire source code of windows was lost. wow !

    Now compare that to the linux source present on millions(?) of computers all over the world. Reminds me of the phoenix...

    tisk tisk..
    (warning: seriousness levels dangerously low)

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    1. Re:this could have certainly made life more... by KingDaveRa · · Score: 1

      The only survivors of apocalypse: Cockroaches and GPL Software.

      The media wouldn't survive, but the software would.

    2. Re:this could have certainly made life more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never underestimate the amount of warez copies of windoze. They must be at least as well distributed as open-source software! If the entire windoze source code was lost, it would only affect the few paying customers of M$. Nobody seems to want the windoze source code anyway execpt some crackers and virus writers.

  22. Not so.. by glassesmonkey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It only means that no one has invented a time-travel machine YET.. The way I understand it, IF it is at all possible then you wouldn't be able to be back in time BEFORE the creation of the time-travel machine / worm-hole / space-time effect / quantum-parallel universe traversal.

    1. Re:Not so.. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Why not? Pretty crappy time travel machine if it was artificially limited like that...

      How would you know you'd invented it? It wouldn't work unless you waited a couple of years....

    2. Re:Not so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe the time travelers from the future are already here.. but when the realize they have traveled back to a time when time machines aren't even invented yet, they are so embarrassed with their stupidity that they just don't talk about it.

    3. Re:Not so.. by CXI · · Score: 1

      IF time travel can ever be possible, why on Earth would it have that limitation? If we actually knew that such a limitation existed, that would mean we already know how to time travel! Where do people come up with this stuff? *sigh*

    4. Re:Not so.. by CAlworth1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The reasoning is that for most of the time machine scenarios to work, they need to be sort of anchored in time, and by their being there, they allow objects near them to move in terms of time. An example of this could be a vergy large mass, but in a small space, warping space and time around it.

      There was a Star trek movie (i forget which one) that involved flying a klingon bird of prey around the sun so fast that time travel was achieved - I have been told that the sun is not of proper mass or size for this to work, but that this was the right general idea. Going by that theory, it may be possibiy to use some kind of singularity that already exists (and has for some time) to travel to the past, and to the object's past, but never before the existence of the object - as you get back that far, there was nothing to help push you back in time...

    5. Re:Not so.. by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

      'I came up with it' from learning about quantum physics and relativity. And a little of PBS & Nova. Maybe you could read some stuff and not *sigh* so much. The premise of this is that you'd need to make the 'time machine' ==> meaning the object that allows some way of traversing time & space. Think of it as a bookmark you created with enough energy or rip in space-time or wormholes or however it can be done (IF it can be). Any point in the future you may be able to return to that time.. or maybe even anywhere along that timeline.

    6. Re:Not so.. by CXI · · Score: 1

      You, and all the other flamebate replies to my post have said with AUTHORITY (your caps, not mine) that this is the way it will work, that time machines "designs" make this the only possibility, etc, etc. Guess what? I can come up with a time machine design that only allows me to travel into the future. Does that mean that I'm right? No, because until someone actually builds one we are all pretty much wrong. So don't complain to me about not believing in your one and only true time travel machine that doesn't exist and is based off of quantum physics you learned from TV.

      PS: To the replies about looking it up: Thanks for not providing even a starting point. It truly makes your post completely useless.

  23. Re:pfft by October_30th · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    They're all perverted potheads, anyhow.

    You say that as if there's something wrong with being a perverted pothead...

    --
    The owls are not what they seem
  24. Animation by jmichaelg · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's an animation of the object. The link to the yahoo egroup discussion is also worth looking at. The discussion morphs from everyone thinking it's a joke post to realizing that the asteroid exists. It's an interesting log of people coping with uncertainty.

    1. Re:Animation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't tell me Earth's Global Defense System depends on a Yahoo chatroom...

  25. At least we'll have the Internet by midg3t · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdotters can continue to sleep comfortably with the knowledge that TCP/IP is designed to withstand such an event; lets just hope there's a backup of the /. backend in case its server(s) get struck, shorted by the tsunami, or looted by the local villagers.

  26. Natural diaster... by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Mod me down as flaimbait or whatever, but I personally think we need a global cataclysm. We don't need something that kills off the entire human population, but we certainly need something to cleanse our planet.

    We need something to take our collective heads out of our asses and come together as one people and work together for the common good.

    The world as it is... is in a sad state. I don't think I even need to explain why... just watch the censored news.

    1. Re:Natural diaster... by JavaLord · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mod me down as flaimbait or whatever, but I personally think we need a global cataclysm. We don't need something that kills off the entire human population, but we certainly need something to cleanse our planet. We need something to take our collective heads out of our asses and come together as one people and work together for the common good.

      do you really think a global cataclysm would make people work together for the common good more than they do today? Or is it more likely that resources would become greatly limited so humans would be more likely to kill each other for their own good? While human life is still a struggle for resources, I doubt the red cross was around in the caveman days, helping the guy who got clubbed on the head and had his dinner stolen.

    2. Re:Natural diaster... by Rick.C · · Score: 2, Funny
      If you choose to believe the Biblical history, God nuked Soddam and Gamorrah and He flooded the whole planet. What effect did that have? S&G's neighbors snickered and pointed and laughed, "S&G got a smackdown!" China failed to notice either event, apparently, and went right on with their Kung-Fu-Fighting ways (hey, I watch the movies so I know what I'm talking about here).

      Yeah, if L00667 had hit Washington DC, the rest of the world would point and snicker that America got a smackdown. The rest of the US would point and snicker as well because there would be no Congress left to appropriate eighty ba-zillion dollars to rebuild itself.

      But would anyone really, fundamentally change their ways?
      --
      You were 80% angel, 10% demon. The rest was hard to explain. - Over The Rhine
      "Math in a song is good."-Linford
    3. Re:Natural diaster... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      While I agree with everything you said, you also need to keep in mind that there would only be about 1 billion people in the world (maybe less if somewhere like SE Asia got struck). That is about how many people there were in the middle ages, or earlier. Just like then, you can be sure that there will be pockets of humanity that won't even be known (or know of) by others. You can also be just as sure that some of these pockets will implode for the same reasons that these things have always happened for: the pettiness of humanity. Resources will only be part of the issue. No empire was built for the sole purpose of access to resources.

      Concentration of populations, something you'd expect would result from this, is also not new. Most of humanity in recorded history lives/lived in the Mediterranean basin and SE Asia.

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    4. Re:Natural diaster... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Common good. Feh. People don't agree on what the common good is. If we ever "come together" for it, I guarantee you that 95%+ of those people, will be oppressed. Up yours, comrade.

      --
      As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
    5. Re:Natural diaster... by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

      ...working for the common good...

      I thought they tried that in the Soviet Union. Heared that it didn't really work...

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      This message brought to you by Jack Schitt's Previously Shat Shit
    6. Re:Natural diaster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they tried that in the Soviet Union. Heared that it didn't really work...

      Worked pretty well for Stalin, it just didn't work out too well for the soviet peasants..err people

  27. Follow up article? by ozbird · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm waiting for the follow up article: "The Slashdotting that hit without warning."

    1. Re:Follow up article? by tindur · · Score: 1

      So please all slashdotters: Don't read the articles.

  28. I was lucky once.... by gmby · · Score: 1

    I meet a guy on the street once,

    said he was from the future;

    shared his wine with me, he did.

    His Delorian someone stole, they did.

    his future they did steal too.

    his past I give to you.

    --
    I don't want a pickle; I just want a Motor-Cycle! A four foot cop arrived with a five foot gun!
    1. Re:I was lucky once.... by Lord+Dimwit+Flathead · · Score: 1

      I teleported home one night
      With Ron and Sid and Meg.
      Ron stole Meggie's heart away
      And I got Sidney's leg.

  29. Missed due to Slashdot by rodney+dill · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Much like the server with the article, the Asteroid was slashdotted causing it to malfunction and miss the earth.

    --

    Use your head, can't you, use your head,
    You're on earth, there's no cure for that
    - S. Beckett
  30. Mirror? by Trikenstein · · Score: 1

    They appear to have been /.'ed

  31. Only tracking asteroids over 1km in size? by voss · · Score: 1

    What if Iron asteroid 1/2 km in size plunges into earths atmosphere? Would that not have a significant impact?

    1. Re:Only tracking asteroids over 1km in size? by CXI · · Score: 4, Interesting

      An asteriod 2" in size would be a significant impact if it hit you on the head! However, they can't watch EVERYTHING. They have to draw the line somewhere. 1km seems to be the size needed to possibly wipe out all life on Earth. Yes, 1/2km would do a lot of damage and kill a lot of the population of Earth, but some would still survive the initial impact. I would assume once all the 1km NEOs are charted by 2008 that they would move on to the smaller ones. Also, as shown by this article, they found a 30m and now know its orbit. It's not like they are just throwing out the data for objects smaller than 1km if they happen to find them. Such small objects, however, are not the focus of the search.

  32. But... by sunbeam60 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The news told me everything was good and everybody was happy, so I really don't see your point :)

  33. Asteroids (Not the Video Game) by lilylabyrinth · · Score: 1

    We're all moving to Mars, aren't we? so i Guess the important question is , was it close to hitting mars?

  34. stargate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's those pesky gould's they are trying to defend us against..

    or maybe it's just Bush who has too many Stargate episodes..

  35. What We Need by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We were lucky this time, but it is clear that we need to do something about such threats. Here is what I propose:

    We build a nondescript isosceles triangular spaceship, controlled by one man with a joystick. Left and right rotate the ship, up thrusts the ship forward, and down, well, down depends upon your configuration. Optionally, it could throw the ship through hyperspace to some other random point in space, or else it could put deflector shields up around the ship.

    In addition to the joystick, the ship's pilot should have access to a red button (it must be red). Pressing the button should cause balls of energy to shoot out of the front of the ship, capable of breaking apart large asteroids, and destroying small ones. Pressing the button should also make a "PCHOW!" sound.

    It is our clearest and best long-term option.

  36. Fort Wal by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    If anarchy is ever declared, I think the best bet would be to get about thirty or forty people together and steal a couple of school busses. Then you could take over WAL*MART ( one of the mega variety with the grocery store ) You would then park the school busses in front of the entrances and post sentry's on the ramparts of the well stocked ( with guns, ammo, food, supplies ) cement, fort like building. The parking lot would act as a killing field for any would be interlopers.

    --

    Eat at Joe's.

    1. Re:Fort Wal by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If anarchy is ever declared...
      ...ask under what authority the "declaration" was made.

      --
      taken! (by Davidleeroth) Thanks Bingo Foo!
    2. Re:Fort Wal by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but you'd better get help from the guy with the last of the V-8 interceptors once The Humongous comes to steal your supplies...

      "You wanna get out of here? You talk to me."

      --
      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
    3. Re:Fort Wal by magarity · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't know about where you are but around here the Walmarts sell guns and ammo. And there are already a good 30 to 40 employees already inside. Good luck taking over the place.

      So in the event of a meteroid strike, I for one will welcome our new Walmart line level employee overlords... As opposed to the Walmart corporate type overlords we have now.

    4. Re:Fort Wal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bring it on man, bring it on! You realize it is the only chance for nerds like us to get girls?

    5. Re:Fort Wal by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      That's the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-ah to you, pal.

    6. Re:Fort Wal by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

      I misread that as "in case of a metroid strike"

      I'd be like "HOLY SHIT, the life suckers are here! quick! get samus aran on the damn line!"

    7. Re:Fort Wal by Dusabre · · Score: 1

      Ah but will the Walmart walls survive the impact of kamikaze soccer mum SUVs? Once the walls are breached - there will be vicious fighting in the alleys which can only end in one way - roast Walmart Employee of the Month.

  37. How they knew? Numerology. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1, Funny

    AL00667 is not the number of the beast; it was off by one. Ergo, it would not be the one to end the world.

    --
    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  38. Re:Wow - but at very low probability by waterbear · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's just get this straight: according to the article, the initial data were of low precision, they implied a very large uncertainty in the asteroid's trajectory. (In the event, it wasn't even a near-miss -- it was millions of km off, several times the moon's distance.)

    The large uncertainty meant that at any one moment before the conceivable (but very unlikely) arrival of the body at or anywhere near the earth, there was a very large area of uncertainty, in which the asteroid's actual point of arrival would be one tiny and uncertain spot, and the possible trajectories leading to earth would be represented by another tiny blob (tiny relative to the whole area of uncertainty), most probably located very far away from the spot containing the real asteroid.

    Calculations on real computers often represent an area of uncertainty like this by a nominal position that is very roughly at the centre of the area of uncertainty, accompanied by a measure of the size of the area of uncertainty.

    The fact that one can physically read from the printed result and see that nominal position separately from its accompanying measure of uncertainty, because of the way the figures are presented on screen or paper, that does not give the nominal position any reality.

    It happened that the nominal position first calculated in the case of AL00667 would have been (if of zero error) a trajectory heading for earth. But it wasn't of zero error, nor even close.

    The whole scare looks like an artifact of the way in which uncertain results involving a continuum are presented using discrete digits.

    -wb-

  39. Miss Earth? by fozzmeister · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've heard of Miss World, but how hot is Miss Earth? is she the Pornstar Miss World? Come to think of it I've never heard of AL00667, perhaps he is one of those mechanical fucking machines you see on the net. yeh that makes sense!

  40. Re:How they knew? Numerology. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so you mean, like, the end of the world already happened? I knew that! we're already dead, and the "world" as we know it is just the Matrix, or... is that the life-after-death we're living now???

  41. Good book by Squidbait · · Score: 4, Informative

    For a great novel about asteroid armageddon and the resulting collapse of society, read "Lucifer's Hammer" by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. It's slow for the first half, but man, once that asteroid hits, it's sweet, sweet chaos.

  42. Wow. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    You got modded into flamebait.

    That's fear for you!

    I happen to agree with you wholeheartedly. When the clock needs re-winding, the Earth tends to clense itself. It's a cyclical thing; happened before, it'll happen again.

    Cheers!


    -Fl

    1. Re:Wow. . . by l1gunman · · Score: 1

      Learn to swim...

  43. Dear Beakman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what you would want to do is attaching some kind of nuclear device to it, which melts away pieces of its surface and with the gas and pressure created it slowly pushes the meteor (or comet) in another direction.

    what exactly would the gas and pressure be pushing against? empty space?

    Think, McFly, THINK.

  44. They're already in power. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0, Troll
    You think all those edifaces in Washington being built around masonic symbolism happens without some string pulling and behind the scenes influence?

    It doesn't really matter if the symbols and magic numbers themselves mean anything. Not when the cold, hard fact of the matter is that there are hidden people with gobs of wealth, power and access to knowledge which rest of us only gets through a filter, if at all. When people like that are running the show, then hell yes, I'm going to stop and look up when I hear the number 666 added to an asteroid name or such.

    Chicken or the Egg; after a while it doesn't matter. When it comes to broad metaphoric symbols, they still always tend to add up to the same thing. Self-fulfilling prophecy may be silly, but it remains a big deal when the people fulfilling it can affect everybody's life through their antics.


    -FL

  45. Homeland Security Alert by MyHair · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please be advised that we are raising the Asteroid alert to code orange--high from yellow--elevated. This is due to intelligence that there may be big rocks nearby planning on heading in our general direction. Please be on the alert and double-check your umbrellas.

  46. WMD? No WAD (Weapons of Ass Destruction) /NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn! Must have text to pass the filter!

  47. What about AL00666? by mmerlin · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it was AL00666 the doomsdayers would've been going nuts about how this is the event that will wipe out all of humanity.

    AL00667 reminds me of that "neighbour of the beast" joke ;)

    --

    smile, it makes everyone else wonder what you're up to :-)
  48. An exercise for the reader by geoswan · · Score: 1
    You are trolling, right?

    Unknown asteroid -- we can only guess at its composition and structure. We can only guess at the result if we tried to blow it up. It could shatter into a cloud of rubble. Said cloud of rubble would have the same average velocity as the original asteroid. Would having the Earth hit by a trillion tons of rubble be all that much better than being hit by a single trillion ton rock?

    Your suggestion that a Ballistic Missile Defense could shoot down an incoming asteroid is laughable.

    Ha ha

    Ballistic Missile Defense systems aim at objects just barely out of the Earth's atmosphere. Even if they could be boosted to strike your incoming asteroid a couple of million kilometers in advance, how much diversion do you think even the biggest Nuke could do?

    Would diverting the a planet killing asteroid be possible with the technology within our grasp? Sure, with decades or centuries of lead time. With enough lead time changing its delta-V just a centimeter per second would be enough.

    Here is an exercise for the reader. An asteroid is headed straight for the center of the Earth. You have a diversion mechanism that can divert it one centimeter per second off course. How many seconds in advance should the asteroid to be diverted in order to miss the Earth?

    1. Re:An exercise for the reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your exercise is crap: it can't be answered as posed. See Hohmann transfer.

    2. Re:An exercise for the reader by plugger · · Score: 1

      If the single large mass was broken into many small pieces, could a further blast in the centre of the cluster give them sideways velocity more easily than pushing the original rock?

    3. Re:An exercise for the reader by aelfric35 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Given a value of 6378.137 km for the Earth's radius, one would have to divert the asteroid 637,813,700 seconds, or about 20 years and 3 months, before the anticipated impact. Of course, under this scenario, the asteroid would brush Ecuador a little close for my taste, so I would recommend diverting the asteroid at least a few seconds earlier... This does not account for the earth's orbit or the continued trajectory of the asteroid. We would get pretty pissed at those scientists back in the 80's who diverted the asteroid so it wouldn't hit in 2004, only to have it hit in 2006 or whenever. On the other hand, the Reaganite politicians who arranged the diversion in the first place would be patting themselves on the back for making sure the asteroid wouldn't screw up GWB's reelection plans.

      --

      "Den som vover mister Fodfaeste et Oieblik; den som ikke vover mister Livet." -Soren Kierkegaard
    4. Re:An exercise for the reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > Unknown asteroid -- we can only guess at its composition and structure. We can only guess at the result if we tried to blow it up. It could shatter into a cloud of rubble. Said cloud of rubble would have the same average velocity as the original asteroid. Would having the Earth hit by a trillion tons of rubble be all that much better than being hit by a single trillion ton rock?

      Yes.

      Trillions of tons of small rubble would burn up in the atmosphere. Yes, it'd be a HELL of a show, but still much less dangerous than a single, massive strike.

    5. Re:An exercise for the reader by jellisky · · Score: 1

      Unknown asteroid -- we can only guess at its composition and structure. We can only guess at the result if we tried to blow it up. It could shatter into a cloud of rubble. Said cloud of rubble would have the same average velocity as the original asteroid. Would having the Earth hit by a trillion tons of rubble be all that much better than being hit by a single trillion ton rock?

      -------------

      Ah, but you forget one HUGE consideration which makes the idea not SO crazy.

      The one trillion ton rock burns up a little in the atmosphere... but EACH of the one trillion one-ton rocks burn up a little in the atmosphere also. Given that the burn-up rate is vaguely proportional to surface area, by splitting up the huge rock into smaller ones, you increase the amount the atmosphere can burn up. Each of these smaller rocks is also easier to slow down through the atmosphere than the big one, which significantly reduces the kinetic energy transfer from the rocks to the Earth (which then reduces the total "destruction"). Granted, the atmosphere takes a bigger blow, but the atmosphere is relatively resilient... and considering how little impact it has in the "big" collision, it probably helps us out to have it absorb a much larger portion of the impact.

      -Jellisky

    6. Re:An exercise for the reader by rk · · Score: 1

      Answer: it shouldn't be diverted at all. By the time the asteroid arrives, the Earth has also moved in its orbit out of the way of the asteroid that was originally headed straight for its center.

      The real solution is much more complicated, as it is a three body problem (Sun, Earth, asteroid) that must also take into account perturbations by other celestial bodies (Jupiter for sure, probably the inner planets and Earth's moon as well) for the kind of accuracy you would need for such a propulsion system. This solution requires a lot more ephemerides, and even a pre-Netwonian mechanics linear model would at a minimum require the magnitude of the velocity (speed) of the asteroid.

    7. Re:An exercise for the reader by cens0r · · Score: 2, Informative

      I pretty much slept through thermodynamics, but I can't imagine that all that extra heat being transfered to the atmospehere is a good thing.

      --
      Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
    8. Re:An exercise for the reader by fbform · · Score: 3, Informative

      but I can't imagine that all that extra heat being transfered to the atmospehere is a good thing.

      This is rather easily estimated.

      We can assume most (~95%) of the atmosphere lies in the first 14 kilometers (it's actually 18 km at the equator and 8 km at the poles). Assume Earth is a sphere of radius 6371 km. This gives a total atmospheric volume of 7.16e18 m^3. Assume a conservative average density of 0.8 kg/m^3; the mass is therefore 5.74e18 kg. If that seems overly heavy, consider that the Earth weighs about 5.98e24 kg, or about 1 million times more.

      Assume the molecular mass of air is 29.2, and we get 1.96e20 moles. Assume its specific heat is (7/2)R == 29.1 J/K-mol, and we get the heat capacity of the entire atmosphere to be 5.71e21 J/K.

      Hiroshima was a 5-kiloton blast, from 35 kg of Uranium. That is, 35 kg U directly converted to energy is like 5000 tons of conventional TNT-like high explosive. Hiroshima translates into 3.15e18 J, which would raise the global temperature by 0.0005 K.

      Assume that life will be threatened if the atmospheric temperature rises by more than 2K. Raising the atmospheric temperature by 2K requires 1.14e22 J, which corresponds to 3622 Hiroshima bombs.

      The question of whether a given asteroid is 3600 times as powerful as the Hiroshima bomb is left as an exercise to the (astrophysicist / nuclear physicist) reader.

      Speaking as an engineer, I'd say that we're probably heating up the atmosphere far quicker all by ourselves, so we probably don't need to worry about asteroids.

      --
      Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  49. Not on the ball about their work? by nonameisgood · · Score: 1

    If you RTFA, you will note that they are not tasked with detecting imminent threat NEO's at the last minute, and without confirmation. It would be irresponsible to even make such a prediction based on one set of observations made on one day, from one location.

    They provided some not quite raw data to the industry/community, so that other observers could follow-up. They did their job. Maybe they could have done better, but apparently who ever wrote the software they are using could have done better as well.

    They also removed the subtle doomsday prediction, since it would do nothing to improve the observations, and apparently, the updated prediction was closer to reality, unless we all missed a 30 m asteroid impact.

    --
    Faith is the very antithesis of reason, injudiciousness a critical component of spiritual devotion. Jon Krakauer
    1. Re:Not on the ball about their work? by jnik · · Score: 1

      the updated prediction was closer to reality, unless we all missed a 30 m asteroid impact.
      So THAT's what happened to my back yard...

    2. Re:Not on the ball about their work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he did real the F*CKIN Article. These guys should be sharing their data and getting everyone together on this sort of thing. Some agencies didn't even get data on it? And a 2 day wait? What is the point? Wouldn't you want to confirm something like this ASAP?????

  50. It's functional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so shut up.

  51. Belief keeps them in power by October_30th · · Score: 1
    hidden people with gobs of wealth, power and access to knowledge which rest of us only gets through a filter

    Sounds a lot like the shamans, witch-doctors and priests (and more lately politicians) of our history, doesn't it?

    These people are often nothing but power-hungry egomaniacs, sometimes outright sociopaths. Any secret knowledge they claim to have (but can never reveal except to the annointed) is just a scam with which to hold on to the power. The "masonic symbols", "magic numbers", "stone tablets" and the like are there just to shock-and-awe the unwashed masses.

    It's you who give them their power if you keep looking up whenever you hear Apocalypse, Stonehenge or Kabbalah (thanks Madonna for getting my niece fall for silly mysticism...) mentioned. Don't play along.

    It's always rubbish if you can't investigate it, question it or place it in some realistic context within modern science.

    --
    The owls are not what they seem
  52. That's not what Q said we should do... by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everybody knows that if you want to stop a killer asteroid, all you have to do is change the gravitational constant of the universe for a few seconds. Trivial, really... Ow, my back!

  53. Except for the cheesy ending by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just can't get out of my mind that ludicrous ending where the aging Sen.Jellison dramatically gets up and sends his minions to "give our children the lightning!" Their idea of good government did not appeal much to me either.

    1. Re:Except for the cheesy ending by uberjoe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, why cant they just call halliburton instead?

      --

      The days of the digital watch are numbered.

    2. Re:Except for the cheesy ending by Squidbait · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree that was cheesy. But I loved the every-man-for-himself survival setting and cannibalism.

  54. At least they spotted it... by hkfczrqj · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... before its nearest approach. I remember last year, when an object near-misses Earth (I think it was bigger than our 667 friend). It was really close, in fact at that time, it was the one which was closer, about 120000 km (which didn't hit our planet). I don't remember the code, but that fact (the short distance of the fly-by) will help at finding out.

    The problem: It was spotted TWO DAYS AFTER the nearest approach. Some scopes are needed in the southern hemisphere.

  55. More reporting of near-misses the past 5-10 years? by Balrogg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems to me that over the last few years I have heard a LOT of reports of asteroid near-misses - much more so than in the 80's or 90's. Unfortunately, I think it's going to take an asteroid/comet impact, over a population center, before the humans "in power" even begin to "get it."

    Recent movies aside, the thought of a HUGE rock (or solid chunk of iron) falling from the sky, is so completely beyond the experience of most humans, as to be practically ludicrous.

    "I would sooner believe that two Yankee professors lied, than that stones fell from the sky." - Thomas Jefferson (supposedly)

    --
    --==>>BobT>
  56. I wonder if anyone is watching the moon for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....new impact craters. Would make a great example why we need to put more funding into NEO observation as a whole.

  57. B612 Foundation by c0y · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the B612 Foundation. They have a solid plan for testing our ability to alter an asteroid's orbit.

  58. My favorite Yahoo egroup discussion posting by Captain+McCrank · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How's this for ominous:

    From: Alan W Harris Date: Tue Jan 13, 2004 7:24 pm Subject: "Turn out the lights"

    Brian Marsden has substituted a different orbit that fits the observations within allowed uncertainties. There has been no added or re-worked astrometry, just a little push of the solution off the covariance minimum. On the one hand, this demonstrates that the limited observations so far are not sufficient to predict an impact with high probability. On the other hand, nothing has happened to invalidate the previous solution or reduce the probability that it is right. I'm reminded of an old pilot's story of how to do a forced landing at night in a populated area. The advice is that in order to avoid plowing into population on the ground, find a large dark area with no lights. If you're lucky it will be a field of some sort and you can do a dead-stick landing. As you approach, turn on your landing lights and see what's there. If you like what you see, go ahead and land. If you don't, turn off your lights.

  59. Re:More reporting of near-misses the past 5-10 yea by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    A minor air-burst impact over the western US or eastern Europe should about do it, even if it ends up hitting a relatively desolate area and only kills a handful of people.

    It won't take a full-scale disaster like an air-burst over Chicago or an ocean imact off of Tokyo, as long as somebody gets it on tape, it'll shake people up plenty.

  60. Re:Small for an asteroid but large for a hemiroid by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    The article calls for the data to be kept private until they are more sure about the orbit of the object supposedly to prevent alarming people by giving a false alarm. This IMO is dumb. Data is data. Let people interpret it how they will. If someone interprets it to mean they need to hide underground then so be it. Personally I wouldn't lose any sleep over a 100% chance that a 20 megaton blast will occur randomly somewhere on Earth. The odds are it'll hit way out to sea.

    However, putting that data out there in public so amateur asstronimers can narrow the orbit down ASAP is a GOOD IDEA. If they find out it will hit New York City, then every hour available to evacuate will save many lives.

    Now if some official agency is aware that there will be a tungaska sized impact to a major metropolitain area and then decides to keep it secret, you can bet whatever moronic bureaucrat that decided that will be hung out to dry. We don't want official sky-is-falling press releases unless the sky really is falling, but raw data is not a warning, it's just astronomical data.

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  61. Let's hear it for GEODSS, our defense against UFOs by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    This incoming object was detected by GEODSS, the Ground-based Electro-Optical Deep Space Surveillance System. This is one of those once-secret Cold War developments that really worked.

    GEODSS first came up in 1982. It consisted of four sites (three today, budget cuts) worldwide, each with three 1-meter telescopes. The whole system is computer-run and reports to NORAD automatically. This was the beginning of automated astronomy.

    The telescopes scan the whole sky every night, subtract out everything in the star catalog, and report unknown objects. New satellites and space junk are found this way. Even dark objects that occult stars are noted. There's also a more elaborate USAF site on Maui with even bigger computer-controlled telescopes.

    Some of the sites have lasers (Maui definitely does) and can illuminate their targets using one telescope while looking at it with another. This allows time-of-flight ranging, photography of dark objects, and determining whether a satellite has cameras. But illumination is only useful for near earth satellites; it doesn't help with asteroid search.

    Asteroid search is a spare-time activity of one of the GEODSS sites. They continue their real job for the USAF, looking for anything near the Earth that shouldn't be there.

    The GEODSS hardware was updated in 1999, with better sensors, new computers (the 20 racks of PDP-11 hardware had to go), better positioning accuracy, and some infrared capability for working around cloud cover. The original main optics remain in use.

    Your tax dollars at work.

  62. Save Humanity! Build More Nukes! by severoon · · Score: 1

    To anyone that wants us to reduce our nuclear stockpiles to save humanity this has got to be an interesting problem. If we take this problem seriously, I can see the US government saying that the most powerful weapons developed thus far are not even a significant start towards protecting the Earth. We're going to need, like, a Really Big Boom to save us.

    I can't wait to hear the non-nuke alternative suggestions for this one: "Let's build a giant water cannon in the North Atlantic--the Earth is mostly water, after all!". Once again, a disparaged human technological advance is going to be put to good use in a way no one had previously thought about.

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  63. Decisions by euxneks · · Score: 2, Funny

    and the process that astronomers went through to determine if the asteroid was or was not a threat.

    Scientist: Heads or tails?

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  64. We're doomed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, there are more humans alive today than at any point in the past. Assuming survival, there will be significantly more humans alive in the future than there are now.

    Thus, should an event occur to kill off the species, it will happen at a point when there are more humans alive than ever before.

    Therefore, for any given human, it is more probable than not to be alive for the extinction event.

    We're doomed!

    (Apologies to whichever author I (poorly) stole this from.)

    On a more serious note, wouldn't it be nice if the US diverted funding from a politically showy but otherwise rather pointless manned mission to Mars to shanghai one of these 'near miss' asteroids into an Earth orbit, and begin space mining operations?

  65. Re:More reporting of near-misses the past 5-10 yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is mostly because the LINEAR project has only been going on since 1997. LINEAR more than tripled the number of new discoveries being made.

  66. Pays to sniff the wind. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    It's you who give them their power if you keep looking up whenever you hear Apocalypse, Stonehenge or Kabbalah (thanks Madonna for getting my niece fall for silly mysticism...) mentioned. Don't play along.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't "playing along" entail maintaining an irrational fear of the 'evil' 666 number? I certainly don't do that. I DO, however, maintain a very rational awareness of groups who feel the need to pull 9-11 style stunts, or who engage in genocide because they believe they are the 'chosen' ones. I'm talking about reading massive social trends which are often, at their roots, based on irrational ideas. To pretend that those trends do not exist or that they will have no affect if only one pretends hard enough they do not exist is not only ineffective, but endangering.

    Ignore Madonna, and look what happens to our kids. Whereas if people were to openly examine things and discuss them without fear or reactionary hostility, then the box of knowledge grows bigger, we have more to work with and the situation changes. The 'Ignore it' system only works if everybody young and old, decides to ignore Madonna. That's not realistic. Further, the 'Ignore it' system won't stop other groups from actively organizing along their lines of belief, and possibly, eventually affecting your life. The Palestinians are learning this as the Jews did before them.

    The simple trick is to remain objective. To be a skeptic in the truest sense, (which I should add, is not the same breed at all as the hostile, "Skeptic's Dictionary" type, which is simply the other end of the scale of irrational belief).

    Shutting things out only reduces the amount of available knowledge one has regarding the surrounding world. This limits options and reduces the ability to make informed actions.

    It always pays to look and to gauge all aspects of the world if one wants to act responsibly within it.


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  67. Wow, really? by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    In January there seems to have been an incident in which it was thought that an object (asteroid) in space might have hit the earth within a couple of days of being spotted. It did miss, though.

    No way -- it really missed? I thought I was dead.

    Slashdot: facts for hermits, stuff that's obvious.

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  68. Re:Wow maybe now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but it could happen tomorrow or a million years from now. But the odds of it happening over a long period of time approach 1.

    Once in xx years assumes even distribution of these events, but it is an average. The varience is large - so in fact any predictions in the short term are about as good as a poker bet.

    But it would be safe to say it will eventually happen. Lets just hope it is far - far into the future.

  69. Re:Small for an asteroid but large for a hemiroid by CXI · · Score: 1

    The article calls for the data to be kept private until they are more sure about the orbit of the object supposedly to prevent alarming people by giving a false alarm. This IMO is dumb.

    My reading indicates that they have quite an extensive peer review system of professional and amateur individuals checking the data and attempting to re-observe the objects. The system, if you RTFA, is designed to find large objects a LONG time before they hit. The raw data is keep somewhat private until they review it in a few days and then it is released. However, almost immediately after the data is processed they release several possible orbits that can be checked by observers on the other side of the planet before local sunrise. So, in a nutshell, your whole post in pointless.

  70. Re:Small for an asteroid but large for a hemiroid by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    What is pointless, is keeping raw data private. If amateurs can help find the orbits of suprise asteroids quicker then they should be able to view the data. We won't get much warning from asteroids between the sun and us. We probably won't see really small ones ( like tungaska sized ) until they are a day away from us. Speed is of the essence for these lil' ones ( and lil ones are the only ones worth monitoring anyway since they are the only ones for which an evacuation would be helpful )

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  71. Re:Small for an asteroid but large for a hemiroid by CXI · · Score: 1

    What is pointless, is keeping raw data private.

    Let's try this again. The raw data is "private" until they figure out that it's actually useful data and not absolute crap due to hardware, software or other random issues. You are annoyingly trying to argue that scientists release completely unverified data without taking even a single day to check that it's valid, even though they have immediately released an initial summary. My response to you is to go away, you have no idea what you are even talking about.

  72. no, by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, the common good works for you!

  73. Re:Small for an asteroid but large for a hemiroid by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    Releasing a summary, picking out the important bits and posting them after only one day sounds pointless.. The raw data at least is more honest. For example, Seismometer X recorded a 9.5 richter scale tremor on the slope of a volcano in the north west US. Releasing that is not tantamount to predicting an eruption since it very well could be a grizzley bear scratching his ass against the instrument. Then again, if there were two other seismometers on that mountain that picked up nothing, then the anomalous 9.5 might be written off, but if it were picked up independently by an amateur volcanologist in the vacinity, then a local phenomenon that would otherwise have been missed is confirmed.

    Of course individual people have the right to privacy, and to keep their pet asteroid secret, but not publicly funded researchers especially when the primary public interest in asteroid watching is public safety.

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  74. What a lot of nonsense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Feel free to change definitions whenever it suits you, "Neo Thermic", if that IS your REAL name!! You started out talking about electron guns not working except in a vaccume [sic]. Now are you REALLY going to claim that SDI satellites need to be higher than 10000km above the earth's surface? You're not, are you?

    You clown.

    1. Re:What a lot of nonsense! by NeoThermic · · Score: 1

      >>You started out talking about electron guns not working except in a vaccume [sic]. Now are you REALLY going to claim that SDI satellites need to be higher than 10000km above the earth's surface?

      You really are starting to take the piss here. You post as an AC so that you can't be tangably argued.

      The quote above from your post shows how stupid you really are. the points are linked. Since it would be inaffective if particles of the atmosphere got in the way, a SDI satellite would have to be 10,000km away, which is _exactly_ why they had difficulty building one.

      >>You clown.

      Sign in and call me that. Please.

      >>"Neo Thermic", if that IS your REAL name!!
      As far as you need to know, it is.

      NeoThermic

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    2. Re:What a lot of nonsense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, "Anonymous Coward" if that IS your REAL name.... wait it must be mine too, what a coincidence.

  75. Re:Small for an asteroid but large for a hemiroid by CXI · · Score: 1

    Releasing a summary, picking out the important bits and posting them after only one day sounds pointless.

    That is not what they are doing, nor is it what I said they are doing and you are still complaining about something that isn't even happening.

  76. Re:Wow maybe now by asbestos_tophat · · Score: 0
    To approach infinite certainty of 1 in a probability problem would require only one condition to exist. This would allude to the following:


    1.) The chance of earth colliding with itself is 100% given enough time.


    2.) The chance of a meteor hitting earth is increasing or decreasing depending on the confounding variable sample entropy set of the infinite universe and black holes.


    3.) The moon will eventually collide with earth, that's why we want to go to mars. =) lol


    4.) The earth will impact a meteor just as often as a meteor impacts earth... opps... help me spock... its circular logic... a busy loop.. going offline...

  77. "bogie" was used by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    Would it be a "foo-fighter" in space also?

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  78. Cold Fusion by Gopal.V · · Score: 1

    Hmm... maybe they should try Cold Fusion for their rockets as well ? :)

    1. Re:Cold Fusion by jtrascap · · Score: 1

      Rockets? They've got frikken rockets?
      Get out the Flux Capacitor! (and add a Mr. Fusion, of course...) We'll get there before they launch!

  79. No ... it is a near-miss... commediens are not gra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A "near-miss" as opposed to a "clear-miss" ... both are types of misses. "Near" modifys "miss"

    A near-miss is a miss that came "near" to the target.

    Misses can be near or far... but as for a hit, you either hit or don't... can't qualify a hit as "near" or "far"... well, except for "direct-hit."

    Bottom line, it is either a "hit" or a "miss" and whatever you put in front of that term modifies it.... not changes it into the other.