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SCO Consultant S2 Strategic Consulting In Depth
cdlu writes "Wondering about SCO's contractor S2? They're the people that wrote Halloween II and indemnified SCO... well, here's all you want to know about them from NewsForge." (NewsForge is part of OSDN.) Maybe not all you want to know, but enough for one day. Several readers also point out Bruce Perens' column on CNET today which reiterates the difficulty SCO faces in attempting to get past the clarification of license terms AT&T offered Unix licensees in 1985.
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How many people were hoping he died during his gallbladder removal operation?
I was.
-- You see, there would be these conclusions that you could jump to
Has anyone got some?
Phew, for a second there I thought it read "$2 Strategic Consulting".
Did anyone else read that as "Strategic Consulting in Death?" OMG that's soooo funny. LOL!L!!111~tilde!
John Romero drew my mockery liberally. He told me he was going to "make me his bitch" and that I would "suck it down". He was performing many business mistakes. I couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told John Romero that Eidos would not approve of Daikatana.
It doesn't help at all that John Romero has been spun out after seeing the poor reviews. He can hardly be taken seriously after making Daikatana. How is he possibly going to get critical acclaim when he's making shit like that gay Intergalactic Delivery Boy game? They'll make Monkeystone start developing sports franchises just to stay in the black. There it is. Carmack just called and said he started claiming "Design is king" again. He has to go.
how it was able to raise so much money for a company that has had serious trouble selling its bread-and-butter products for months
to be backing completely away from the little Utah company as the heat in the kitchen gets hotter
What you smell cooking in the kitchen is usually what is served
Thank God. Finally a non-SCO story. Phew.
*wipes brow*
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"SCO consulting in Death"
A: There are twenty of them! LOL OMG BS HS HACKS aIMBOT!!!11
...in light of Microsoft being declared in violation of anti-trust law, can they funnel money to others to tie up competitors in court?
rolling with the homies!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 As if, SCO owes me $699 fee you troll, moderate clockwise 'till finished, thanks. talk to you later, bye squeeeeeeeeeeeeeelie!11
Microsoft is trying to kill linux via litigation, the truth is out, people are dodging questions.
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legendary game designer Peter Moluneux was found dead in his Guildford home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to games. Truly a British icon.
...albeit a mansion. The mapquest map shows this address about as high as you can go in the salt lake valley.
linux, clusters, SCO, microsoft. more points means more accuracy, but don't forget about the greed of others like mel gibson, who personally washes my balls with linux kernals everynight. i'd let him compile it first, but that'd be spoiling the little jew monkey. FREE KEVIN!1 A/S/L?
Props on the fp.
I'd like to subcribe to your newsletter. A/S/L?
This is probably why S2's phone has been out of order "for several days".
Bruce
Bruce Perens.
NOW THAT WE HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKING RAMDISK ON THE PLANET (powered by NSA's own fission reactor)...YOU WILL BE DDOS'ed INTO OBVLIVION!!!! WELCOME TO THE OVENS YOU TOWEL-HEAD FUCK!!!!!!!
Better QA...and interface
That's two reasons then
He is a known troll!
We all know that is done done. SCO is done and if M$ doesn't cover their tracks they are done. I f you read Groklaw and I am sure many of you do SCO doesn't have a case.
Worst case scenario IBM actually put AIX code into Linux. SCO doesn't own the code. SCO doesn't have copyright on the code. It's even in dispute with novell if SCO can even sue IBM over this AIX code anyways. Worst case is they will get a few bucks from IBM. Linux will remained unchanged. Obviously this case hasn't killed the adoption of Linux by many corporations. So I am not worried. Hell, SCOX is starting to plummet regardless of what Crazy Press Releases SCO makes. Do you think Autozone and Chrysler are worried about SCO? Even a large company would have trouble with the plethora of lawsuits SCO is dealing with and there will be more when all is said and done.
Sleep easy slashdot No one is taking Linux from us.
It's all Politics
The more you dig into SCO, the more bovine feces you find. Some of these feces have a the distinct "redmond feces" smell, while other feces seem to have a vague odor of "corruption" and "bad legal advice". It's hard to tell the last 2 apart.
The fact is that Microsoft had dominated the software market because the identified who/what was the industry standard and they under cut their price, and/or provided the product free OR bought out the competitor and silently buried the product. With Linux - it becomes very hard to utilize this successful strategy. This article seems to point to the developing theory that MS has taken the low road. When you can't compete, sue (in thise case finance the suer, keeping pretty hands "clean").
In the end - this deserves more investigation. I'm still not convinced that this isn't just the most ellaborate pump and dump scheme yet devised.
AngryPeopleRule
"Science is about ego as much as it is about discovery and truth " - I said it, so sue me.
Not sure how current the other listings for S2 are, but wayback machine shows their old website, which contains some interesting demographic data (particularly, an office in Redmond, WA).
It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.
If you take the trouble on filing a formal complain to the SEC you could actualy make a difference.
Second the MS antitrust judge Kollar Kotelly needs to be informed as well. What MS is doing is directly against her ruling.
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What news are they reporting? It's not news when you whine about why phone numbers didn't work and why you could get in touch with attributions (Anderer, Sontag, etc.). It's not news when you start a paragraph with "That leaves us, for now, with a couple of major unanswered questions." News reporters answer questions; they don't ask them. And it's not news when your story is speckled with "imagine all the partnering," "Anderer appears to be" and "what you smell cooking in the kitchen is usually what is served."
Give me a break. I'm all for Linux advocacy, but let me know when you have some real news.
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The MS conspiracy theory is the only thing that makes sense when gaging SCO's actions. Who on earth
would sink the ship without having a lifeboat. I whole heartedly believe as do most others that MS is the sole driving factor behind all of this. I have never seen a company as hell bent destined to sink as SCO. What other possible motive do they have??
Got Code?
Now that SCO has dropped the trade secret argument, Perens dismantles their remaining arguments in his column. Hopefully IBM and RedHat are reading it.
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
It's insightful, humorous and interest
You'd figure this "S2" firm would've at least put up a half-way decent website and a team of Indian call center workers to answer phones for 50 mil.
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About skeptics. Skepticism is the way to distinguish truly wrong theories from others. Nothing here can be shown to be false currently. Reincarnation figures strongly into the theory, and this is often associated with pseudoscience. Thus, examples of pseudoscience that are incompatible with this theory are given.
Free Will.
Music here is a broad category that includes as well survival and power.
Free Will as a concept does not change from person to person.
Free Will is a perfect concept, like that af a circle.
God.
Without storage or input, God remains outside of time. This gives him the power to generate an entire universe all at once.
God, then, actually has a subset of the powers of every sentient being. God cannot love, cannot store. God is essentially a random number generator. This is a deist philosophy.
An entity is the self. It consists of free will coupled with storage.
This is the "soul" concept common in religions.
There can be no creation or destruction of them. See the story below for why it should be even.
It is infinite because there was no beginning to the storage. Because it is infinite, it contains all that can be experienced. However, it is ordered by time.
It can only be added to, never deleted. It has been shown that completely erasing memories, while interesting to science fiction, is very hard to do. No matter what part of the brain is damaged, there remains some recollection of ingrained memory.
Scientific testing of this hypothesis is difficult. Remembering a specific address or phone number would be conclusive proof, but that is not the nature of this storage. It is more the stuff of dreams--fleeting.
Output is not stored. The output may be fed back as input and stored, though. Note that God has output but no storage.
Sorry, L. Ron, there can be no "out of body" experience.
Telepathy can be thought of as a direct sharing of this storage between minds. Skeptics have convincingly shown no paranormal exchange of information.
The beings spoke of in the beginning were not entities until the universes started.
A seat of consciousness is the physical carrier of the entity.
This is known as a "homunculus". The seat presumably is somewhere in the brain. As many animals do seem sentient, it is probably in an older part of the brain that evolved long before humans. We should be looking for a "black box" that processes information in a way consistent with an entity. We are finding that all sensory information converges on certain areas such as the thalamus. Consciousness could reside in a polarized gap between the two lobes of the thalamus, with one end representing input, and the other output.
The dividing line is likely to be at the vertebrates (subphylum Vertebrata).
A system, a "sentient being", is the fusion of one entity with one physical seat of consciousness.
Likely in the womb. It may be inactive (unconscious) initially, which would be significant. When it becomes active, this is when sentient life begins.
The system is not just inactive--it has disassembled. So this is
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I can hear the wailing of their rapidly falling stock and it makes me giddy, but really I just can't wait for the sound it will make at the end of its vertical journey ;-P
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DM: Pssst, hey buddy, come'ere
Passerby: Who are you and what do you want?
DM: Wanna buy a valuable license? (opens trench coat)
Passerby: What's it a license for?
DM: I can't tell you, if I tell you I would have to kill you, but truuuusssssttt me, it contains license to use some valuable IP!
Passerby: How Much?
DM: How much you got?
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I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Actor Paul Windfield was found dead in his L.A. home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to Star Trek and other movies like Roots: The Next Generation. Truly an American icon.
I guess you haven't read mainstream news lately. There are planty news articles that end with "The call to YYY from ZZZ company did not return the call.". Acording you your logic, most of the news stories out there would be "Conjecture and Hypothesis".
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Another...*buzz* SCO *click* story *smoke*.
SCOverload imminent...
I just looked up "cock-smoking teabagger" in the dicktionary and there was a picture of BRUCE PERENS SMOKING COCK AND TEABAGGING! Also, Perens is the original author of the 'Touched My Junk' troll ( the original went something like 'Stallman touched my junk liberally...')
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"And why does domain registration information for S2.com give the obviously false phone number 123-456-7890"
:)
:)
Indeed, why? I would think even SCO would be smart enough not to make an under-the-counter relationship with MS so blisteringly obvious.
IMHO, this means either of two things:
a) There is no under-the-counter conspiracy
b) SCO is smoking even more crack than we previously thought
I hate SCO as much as the next guy, but I would think that multi-billion dollar corporations would do a little better job covering their tracks.
Or perhaps not.
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Defenestrate Windows...
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Slashdotter Anonymous Coward was found dead in his mother's basement this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to Slashdot and to bathroom walls everywhere. Truly an American icon.
Anybody that SCO hires has got to be just as slimy as SCO themselves. 'Nuff said.
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For those of you who aren't familiar with the Salt Lake Valley, this is prime real estate. The reason the roads don't go any further east is because they can't -- thems is mountains over thar. The address of S2 is up in the hills, a nice spot to build a mansion that overlooks the valley.
For once, this really is "real news". It removes the case from "David protecting his precious IP from Goliath" to MS trying, in their normal trustworthy way, to subvert Linux.
SCO has confirmed the memo is for real. If you look at the contract between S2 and SCO you can see that S2 was hired to:
advise SCO as to any potential financings, either debt or equity, and assist SCO in arranging a customary revolving credit agreement or other financing in connection with any Transaction;
And that is just a small part of the contract which is very wide ranging.
To suggest that this guy didn't know what was going on with the financing deals is just ludicrous...Give me a break.
So, this is important, it confirms what people suspected and frankly, it changes the entire nature of the case and SCOs accusations.
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Yeah, their investigative skills and journalistic integrity are second to none.
This is just another squirt of gasoline in the flames. Of course it "proves" that this is all a vast conspiracy (just like ESR's incisive analysis of that useless email), so I guess I'll believe anything they say.
I too found the article to be weak.
"While at IKON, he was a key member of the management team responsible for developing a new $550 million technology services division at IKON Office Solutions. Most of IKON's products, including printers, fax machines, copiers, and other tools, work with Microsoft Office software. Imagine all the partnering that was done at that time."
Hmmm... so Mr. Anderer used to work for a company that manufactures printers that work with MS Office? Certainly this is evidence of a conspiracy! lol
Acording you your logic, most of the news stories out there would be "Conjecture and Hypothesis".
Actually it's true. Most news stories out there are utter crap. I can't trust the newspapers, radio or television. And I certainly can't trust the internet or slashdot! Instead I have to pick out those few phrases here or there that aren't padded with weasel words, remove all adjectives, and still continue to doubt them without further substantiation.
The news lies to you. The New York Times lies to you. CBS, NBC, and ABC lies to you. CNN and Fox lie to you. Rush and Drudge and NPR lie to you. And if you haven't figured it out by now, the editors of Slashdot couldn't tell you the truth if they had a gun held to their heads.
Just one example. When the same news sources reported that 5.6% unemployment under Clinton Good, but currently report that 5.6% unemployment under Bush is Bad, they're liars. Plain and simple. Don't trust them. It doesn't matter what your political ideology is, don't trust them.
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
Since the release of Halloween X... the SCO and Microsoft "development" has been increasingly sounding like a massive conspiracy that has been in the works for at least several years.
Did Mr. Anderers, Darl McBride and the other conspirators originally meet with Microsoft Agents while working at IKON when they hatched their plan?
Was Silicon Stemcell created merely as a front to allow the conspirators to plan and work in secret? If not, then why is all that can be found out about Silicon Stemcell is that "may have moved again or gone out of business"? Was Silicon Stemcell actually just cast aside when their secret plot was ready to launch?
Did Darl McBride position himself to become CEO of SCO merely to carry out the plot, planned years ahead of time? If not, then how is the connection between McBridge and Anderers at IKON explained?
Was S2 also created as a front, to allow Mr. Anderers and the other conspirators into the front door that McBride had opened? If S2 is a real company, why does their website consist of 1 page with no links and no information and have their domain registered under a falsified phone number? How, exactly, did SCO even contact S2 to form their "business relationship" unless you take into account McBride's previous "friendship" with Anderers.
YOU BE THE JUDGE!
... and in the DRM, bind them.
Just tell us when Darl is going to jail -- that's what we all really want to know.
Ohh yeah, we also want to know when M$ gets a slap on the wrist. (If that even...)
I'd trust you but since you posted on slashdot, I can't, but if I can't trust you, your statement must be true but you posted on slashdot... My head hurts.
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Hello, it looks like you're trying to set up a conspiracy against Linux! Would you like to:
...
* Hire S2
* Write a letter to MS asking for money
* Buy 10,000 SCO licenses
Sidepoint: if we refer to MS as M$, microserf, etc., what must they be calling us in Redmontland? Something obscene, I don't doubt
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Dunno about you, but I prefer my news before it breaks.
(That's why I read Slashdot at work;)
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wow, i thought that was only in NGE.
Nope, sorry. Calling something "good" or "bad" is an opinion, not a fact. If you don't agree with their opinion, fine, but calling people liars just because you disagree with their opinion discredits nobody but yourself.
For your reference, lying would be if they said that the unemployment rate was 2.2% when the official figure was really 5.6%.
(And if you think it's impossible for a 5.6% unemployment rate to be "good" one year and "bad" during another, consider how that figure is computed -- it's currently artificially low because so many people have stopped looking for work, and thus are no longer considered "unemployed", even though they remain jobless)
I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
It is official; NASDAQ confirms: the SCO Group (SCOX) is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered SCO Group when NASDAQ confirmed that SCOX market price has dropped yet again, now down to less than a half of its October trading price. Coming on the heels of a recent NASDAQ report which plainly states that SCOX has lost more market capitilization, the market serves to reinforce what we've known all along. SCO Group is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by being dead last in a recent NASDAQ Losers list.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict SCO's future. The hand writing is on the wall: SCO Group faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SCO because SCO is dying. Things are looking very bad for SCO. As many of us are already aware, SCO continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
UnixWare is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core users. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time SCO Group CEO Daryl McBride and Chris Sontag, the SCO vice president only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: SCO Group is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Window's leader Bill Gates states that there are 70 users of Linux. How many users of UnixWare are there? Let's see. The number of UnixWare versus Linux posts on Usenet and Slashdot is roughly in a ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there must be about 70 * 5 = 350 UnixWare users.
Due to the troubles of the Lindon, Utah company, abysmal sales and so on, the SCO Group may go out of business and be taken over by Microsoft, who sells another troubled OS. Now that UnixWare is also dead, its corpse is to be turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that SCO Group has steadily declined in market share. SCO Group is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If UnixWare is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. UnixWare continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, UnixWare is dead.
Fact: the SCO Group is dying.
but the previous 47 fps make up for it, i think.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/30/36116.html
HILARIOUS. And using licenses to shit as an example is so appropriate.
Corporatism != Free Market
The Technical Committee is responsible for enforcing the Final Judgement from the MS anti-trust case. You can submit complaints about MS possibly violating the Final Judgement to them. However when I emailed them, they sent me back the following reply:
I do not agree with their assessment as they are charged with enforcing the Final Judgement, which states the following:
I think that MS's alleged behavior in the SCO matter clearly falls under that section and warrants an investigation. But the Technical Committee is saying that this is not their job. However, I saw no qualifiers on their website limiting their enforcement to particular sections of the Final Judgement. Perhaps when a clearer picture of MS's actions emerges, they will be more inclined to investigate but I suspect it will fall to the Justice Department to investigate.Frylock: That's not a toy!
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Ever notice that www.sco.com is running linux (Netcraft.com)? I guess Unixware is not up to the task....
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There are planty news articles that end with ...
That's well and good for agricultural news but we're dealing with IT here.
Can they introduce me to Jamie Lee Curtis?
On a more serious note, and I am probably just a loser, (quiet you), but perhaps you could take it easy on the folks who don't follow the SCO debacle with baited breath, and explain what you mean instead of using archaic pseudonyms for actual events?
You make alot of small sticks, none of which individually amount to very much, but over time add up to something greater than the sum of their parts.
Swordplay, even with a rapier, uses less finesse, and more plain old-fashioned overkill.
That said, I prefer swords to needles. I prefer C++ to assembly. Though at times I still wish I could take a claymore to my computer!
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
Funny you should mention that? ;)
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Wonder if it would be possible to picket Darl's house? Betcha his neighbors wouldn't be too happy, though, and it would be kinda bad for them. I mean, they haven't done anything wrong here (at least not that we know of).
However, should you wish to contact Darl politely, here is how to do so:
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The SCO Group
355 South 520 West
Suite 100
Lindon, Utah 84042 USA
801-765-4999 phone
801-765-1313 fax
Contact SCO online
http://www.thescogroup.com/company/feedba
Darl C McBride
1799 Vintage Oak Ln
Salt Lake City, UT 84121-6539
Darl's home phone #: (801)424-2006
Darl's office phone #: 801-932-5820
Email Darl: darl@sco.com
Try picasso.s2.com
- Your anonymous tipster
The linked article has got to be about the stupidest thing I've ever read. Let's see, can't get any information? Well, let's just go ahead and start making shit up. Woo woo.
Am I the only one who read this as "SCO Consultant S2 Strategic Consulting is Death"?
EVERYDAY IS CATURDAY
Just one example. When the same news sources reported that 5.6% unemployment under Clinton Good, but currently report that 5.6% unemployment under Bush is Bad, they're liars.
The difference is that under Clinton, the number of jobs actually increased. Under Bush II, there's a net loss of about 2.3 million jobs.
I would say counting burger-flipping McJobs as "Manufacturing Jobs" on official government reports is a lie. "Look 'Manufacturing jobs' went up 7% last quarter." Unfortunately, someone thought it would be a brilliant election year tactic but the Dems found about it too soon and had a field day with it.
Reminds me of the DOJ response to the complaints about the final judgement:
We received about 7000 coherent complaints, with these 10 arguments.... We don't agree with them.
Who is responsible for making sure the enforcers do their job?
Okay, I can understand a bit of restraint. Only the judge gets to decide which side will prevail* and even the most highly paid lawyer can't predict how cases will play out in the end.
... (and yes, I am aware of their vested interests, but even so...)
However, all of the information PJ of Groklaw bases her conclusions on is available to the public. It is all there for you to read, at your leisure, in the Groklaw archives. She's not asking you to believe her with respect to evidence no one else has ever seen (unlike, say, Darl...)
That said, I will still say that SCO clearly doesn't have much of a case, even though IANAL. I mean, I seem to remember both Novell and IBM's lawyers, as well as several outside lawyers calling SCO's action against them "meritless"
* This star is here because I think that SCO has always requested jury trials for some reason. In a jury trial, the judge decides the law, and the jury decides all the facts. Thus, the judge instructs the jury about how they should vote depending on what they believe the facts of the case to be. The judge cannot decide any of the facts, not even incontrovertable ones, and to do so is a reversible error. In other words, I personally think that SCO believes themselves more able to snow a jury concerning this than a judge, but that's just me...
For a person to have an unlisted number is one thing. That's pretty normal.
But for a company to have no good way to contact them? That's one of the first things most people look for (or should look for...) in spotting a fly-by-night online business...
Why? Because if you buy a good or service from them and they don't deliver what they've promised, who are you going to contact to complain? And how are you going to get your money back?
It's pretty simple, really...
Well, you know the drill.
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You should have mentioned that it's just puppets (and, hence, probably SFW) :P
The picture I had, which I am now trying to beat out of my mind, was on par with goatse & tubgirl. If you'll excuse me, I think I'll watch some TV now. I BADLY need to wash my brain after that...
Vinod Valloppillil and Josh Cohen are the named authors of the Halloween II document.
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
So how many employees does S2 have (is there anyone besides Anderer and his secretary)?
IIRC, Anderer left SCO in Aug 03 and started S2 which consults for SCO.
After IBM delivers copies of the AIX source code, SCO will then get just two weeks to conclude its examination and make any additional claims.
Will IBM give Darl the code on easily copiable CD's or on a truckload of paper accompanied by IBM guards?
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http://web.archive.org/web/20010425142653/http:
From wayback you can see there site has changed many times. It used to be owned by someone else and in the mid 90s was a sports site. A few years back we find things like:
S2 is a second-generation entrepreneurial venture firm that specializes in developing and accelerating companies that commercialize emerging technologies across a wide spectrum of industries.
S2 is headquartered in Salt Lake City, UT, with additional offices in Redmond, WA, Detroit, MI and Columbia, SC. S2 Capital, the company's affiliated financial firm, is located in Charleston, SC.
They really did have a lot of offices as you can see:
S2 - Headquarters
56 East Broadway
Salt lake City, UT
84111
v.801.415.2100
f.801.415.2101
info@s2.com
S2 - Central States
123 South Main
Royal Oak, MI
48067
v.248.837.1400
f.248.837.1401
S2 - Southeast
1200 Main St. ste. 1000
Columbia, SC
29201
v.803.772.5922
f.803.733.6799
S2 - Northwest
8195 166th Ave. NE ste. 101
Redmond, WA
98052
v.425.882.2893
f.425.881.5773
S2 Capital
418 king St.
Charleston, SC
29403
v.843.722.8670
f.843.937.8518
If your address is correct, then have a look at this
Oo, look at the shiny buttons!
Calling something "good" or "bad" is an opinion, not a fact.
Precisely! The news outlets are reporting opinions as facts.
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
Uh, unless SCO had a high profile woman in management, I doubt if the SEC will do much about anything. They seem to be about worthless. Maybe if SCO was in New York...
I just found this help-wanted ad on Monster.com. My keyboard is now full of coffee! Find it here.
Job Description: SCO Unix Contractor
Qualified candidate will need to recover root passwords and change them, plus store securely for future use if need be.
Candidate needs to be able to understand file structure & applications running on machine(s) & determine if it is possible for the contractor to support the systems until June of this year.
Ohhh, my side hurts from laughing so hard! I wonder what the story is behind this one....
Isn't this technical committee made up of Microsoft people on the absurd assumption that they will police themselves and report any problems to the judge?
Give me a fucking break.
Doomed.
We're doomed.
Doomed.
Dooooommmmed.
mumble... mumble...
Doomed.
Emacs is good operating system, but it has one flaw: Its text editor could be better.
Don't fool yourself into thinking you know what's going on in this world. The first duty of power is to perpetuate itself, and we don't even know who the actual powerful people are. Truman started the whole American tradition of secrecy after WWII with Project Paperclip, in which the CIA put captured Nazi scientists to work on America's nuclear arsenal, the space program, and all this "otherworldly" technology they'd come across. (And you know what I mean.) Then they got Truman to create the super-secret Majestic 12 committee to oversee Project Paperclip, not to mention other weird stuff the government wanted hidden. They ran the whole thing, and they've been running it for years, but nobody knows who "they" are. But I'm pretty sure they're all Freemasons.
The whole Kennedy thing is so huge because it's at the center of so many other covert shadow-government operations. Kennedy himself was the smallest part of it, because it was actually a power play between Dulles' CIA, the anti-Castro military, LBJ, the Giancana Mafia, and a bunch of other dirty players. Oswald was a patsy, sure, but he put a gun on Jack. Of course, so did other test-mules from Dulles' MK-Ultra LSD-mind-control experiments. Zapruder was in on it, too: He was a KGB mole from way back. And the whole thing had ripple effects, like Jonestown, which was an assassin training camp that got found out. As for the Warren Commission, that thing was a joke--Dulles himself was on it, and there was only one person on the whole commission who wasn't on the CIA payroll and suspected Oswald didn't act alone. He died in a plane crash, after a young congressional aide named Bill Clinton drove him to the airport. It's all true, but nobody wants to admit it. Nobody.
Now, Roswell, that's a bunch of crap. The Air Force was in possession of captured alien technology years before that. In '43, they started reverse-engineering a torus-shaped craft that came down in Arizona, and the next thing you know, America has The Bomb, supersonic aircraft, and a space program. Glenn saw stuff up there, flying lights. You can look it up. You know what I think? I think that skirt-chaser Kennedy wanted to spill the beans about our alien friends, so they killed him. He told his girlfriend Marilyn Monroe, and they killed her, too. No doubt, you're wondering, "Who are 'they'?" Well, I think the numbers speak for themselves: The Trinity site, where the first A-bomb was detonated, Dealey Plaza, where Kennedy bought the farm, and Area 51 are all on the 33rd parallel. And what other significance does the number 33 happen to have? It's the highest rank of the Masonic order. Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.
[with apologies to The Onion]
Oh well, at least they didn't write that atrocity Halloween H2O.
You insensitive clod!
S2 and Darl
No, if you can't trust him, then the statement is unknown whether it is true or not.
So write them back with that information and ask them how it's outside of their jurisdiction.
Perhaps they have to wait until they hear what the SEC has to say about MS paying off SCO.
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Fair? About a convicted abuser of monopoly powers? One who has shown no contrition nor seems to have learned any lesson!?
Fair? About the company that coined FUD and made it a household name?
Fair? About bits of evidence hinting they're partnering with SCO via a very shady multimillion dollar deal with a shell corp?
Fair? Anywhere involving Darl and SCO?
Bwah-hah-hah! Don't give away all your good jokes. Sell 'em. Comedy writers make some serious cash.
OT: SCO stock just touched ten dollars even, a few minutes ago - :)))))
A republic cannot succeed till it contains a certain body of men imbued with the principles of justice and honour.
The email address, by the way, came from the University of South Carolina Research Foundation, of which he is a director.
It was such a nice email, too ;)
oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
Will there be a typesafe (non-firing, perhaps) version called Raymond#?
Or is he going all retro and considering forming the Raymones?
oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
People have picketed SCO's offices.
There's an ancient article on that somewhere on Groklaw.
However, when they did, some mysterious signs saying something to the effect of "we support communism" appeared along with the protesters' signs.
The leader of the protest group, who knew everyone there, took pictures of those signs (which were also posted somewhere on Groklaw), and vouched for the fact that NONE of those signs were made by the protesters.
I leave it to you to conclude just how those signs got there, exactly... I think you know who I think did it. And I no longer write off any underhanded tactics as something they wouldn't use...
And will be using it on Red Faction servers this evening. Darl Mcbride
Just one example. When the same news sources reported that 5.6% unemployment under Clinton Good, but currently report that 5.6% unemployment under Bush is Bad, they're liars.
No, that makes them disreputable. The press lies consistently, but demonstrating that requires much you to be extremely specific on what, how and what-kind-of lies they make.
-lies of ommission - the most common type of lie. Paints a false picture by leaving out certain information that contradicts the 'angle' of the story
- semantic lies - where the meaning of words are redefined in a 'a word means whatever I say it means' kind of way.
- adjectorial, adverbial and nominalisation lies - where words like 'good' , 'better' , 'the economy' that have no specific factual meaning that can be disputed, but are emotionally loaded with a specific emotional response, are used to convey opinions, true or false without recourse to debate.
I could go on, but perhaps you should do some reading to fine-tune your argument.
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