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SCO Prides Itself on Inspiring FUD

ronaldb64 writes "According to a recent press release they are "...honored to be named among the many influential companies that comprise the SD Times 100. We pride ourselves in the work we do to create world renowned Unix-based solutions designed by some of the most experienced and outstanding engineers in the industry," said Jeff Hunsaker, senior vice president and general manager, SCO's UNIX Division. What is the reason for the SD Times nomination? "The company's legal assaults on IBM and Linux users dominated 2003's tech headlines and shook up the open-source community. No other IT topic inspires such fervent debate, fear, uncertainty and doubt.". I guess any press is good press these days for SCO. Congratulations..."

241 comments

  1. Thank SCO you ingrates by Ass,+Ltd.+Ho! · · Score: 1, Funny

    You should all be thankful that SCO is looking out for your precious "linux" OS. They are making sure it is free of proprietary IP so that it can continue to be a free OS. In the meantime, I suggest you all cough up the license fee.

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    1. Re:Thank SCO you ingrates by iapetus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes. It's a nice operating system you've got there. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it.

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    2. Re:Thank SCO you ingrates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah, it's funny how harddrives just, ya know, crash and stuff...

  2. Picture this... by erick99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Take a look at the picture of Darl McBride in the article or even do a Google search. The guy looks the part that he plays in life: thug. I mean, really - he looks like some thug that shows up at your doorstep wearing a nice suit to collect a gambling debt. He is not terribly articulate which makes him appear even more to be the "thug" or "bully" of the I.T. world. Just an observation....

    Happy Trails!

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    1. Re:Picture this... by arakon · · Score: 5, Funny

      better be carefull...

      "he'll make you an offer that you cannot refuse..."

      wtf is that a violin playing?

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    2. Re:Picture this... by ozbird · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You've got a nice operating system here, Mr. Torvalds... We wouldn't want anything to happen to it now, would we?"

      "Dinsdale!"

    3. Re:Picture this... by dnoyeb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well I have been saying it ever since I lost a couple of Gs on SCOX. They are a temporarily effective marketing firm, nothing more, nothing less.

    4. Re:Picture this... by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Stop it! Stop it! This sketch is getting too silly!

    5. Re:Picture this... by mystkdragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      After reading this, I imagine that Darl's press guy might be a Novell insider...this may have been the conversation just prior to the release...

      PR guy: You know Darl, SD Times says you aren't good enough to be called out as the company that brings FUD to us all
      Darl: uh huh huh, damn SD times people, uh huh huh huh...

      PR guy: But Darl, I have some good news for you, I convinced them you were

      Darl: uh huh huh, good news, uh huh huh

      PR guy: Go make a release about how good you are at bringing FUD

      Darl: uh huh huh, off to make a release, where's my crayons, uh huh huh.

      --end

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    6. Re:Picture this... by ShadowRage · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've mentioned that before, he looks like the school yard blly who lies and uses deciet to get his way, and prolly was, he sued his way up in life, (bullying others to succeed where he would prolly fail without the courts) and now he has a great position for himself, pushing around the nerds and geeks he picked on in the industry, except now, it's more of an even match. where the geeks can push back harder, because unlike school, they can now use their intelligence to kick his ass. even if he uses lying decietful ways to fight them back.

    7. Re:Picture this... by LuxFX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Take a look at the picture of Darl McBride in the article or even do a Google search

      That's so weird, I thought I had a very clear picture of what Darl McBride looked like, but it turns out I was thinking about this guy. Huh.

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    8. Re:Picture this... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Huh? _You_ lost a couple grand on SCOX? You read /., shouldn't you have known better?

      Just curious :)

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    9. Re:Picture this... by fuzzix · · Score: 2, Insightful
      He is not terribly articulate which makes him appear even more to be the "thug" or "bully" of the I.T. world. Just an observation....

      * knock knock
      Linus: Who is it?
      Darl & Co: Goons
      Linus: Who?
      Darl & Co: Hired goons
      Linus: Hired Goons?

      Disclaimer: The intent of this post is not to compare Mr Torvalds and Mr Simpson, but to highlight the nature of Mr McBride's business.
    10. Re:Picture this... by Wes+Janson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe he means they blackmailed him for a few grand?

    11. Re:Picture this... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      Well, let's say you invest $5,000 and you now have $7,500. You just made $2,500!

      However... you own 10 Linux machines, and what kind of dishonest bastard doesn't pay for a license?! $699 x 10 = 6990. Take that out of your SCO stocks and that leaves you with a whopping $510.

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    12. Re:Picture this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave the disk. Take the cannoli.

    13. Re:Picture this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that David Gilmour?

    14. Re:Picture this... by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      I lost a couple of Gs on SCOX
      You mean a couple of Gigadollars? Damn that must suck

    15. Re:Picture this... by DrakeX · · Score: 1

      By the look in his eyes, I would say day 3 of a weeks supply of coke

    16. Re:Picture this... by rcamans · · Score: 0

      What ever happened to the good old pie in the face? Doesn't anyone think Darl deserves one?
      Now that is a picture I would like to see posted.
      Can we start a pie fund? please?

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    17. Re:Picture this... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      I know one should never judge a book by its cover, and all that, but I've been choosing science fiction paperbacks for over thirty years based on the cover art and only on a couple of occasions picked up a loser. So when I see that picture I also see a thug, a full blown school bully.

      Go geeks!

    18. Re:Picture this... by bravado2112 · · Score: 0, Funny

      He looks more like a retard to me. He could be the poster child for Retard Enterprises Magazine. Pretty soon we'll be hearing him say, "Uhh...like duh...I thought it was mine." What an idiot! I mean...just look at him! Doesn't appear to be an intelligent light at all in those eyes! Total complete moron! Nuff said!

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    19. Re:Picture this... by MuParadigm · · Score: 1

      erick99: McBride "looks the part that he plays in life: thug."

      I always thought he looked more like one of those brokers you'd find in a boiler room type operation.

      Oh, wait...

    20. Re:Picture this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny... I think he looks more like Kenny Rodgers than Ronaldo

    21. Re:Picture this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, he didn't lose a couple of grand, just a couple of G's. When that little search company oole.com goes public, blame him for the name.

    22. Re:Picture this... by jpetts · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he bought a few Linux licenses...

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    23. Re:Picture this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He looks more like a forceps delivery.

    24. Re:Picture this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Say, Mr. Torvalds, what use is being the father of Linux ... if you don't have balls?"

    25. Re:Picture this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back to the thug thing doesn't he remind you of Irv Gotti from Murda INC.
      This page has a pic www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ murderinca1.html

      I mean they are both fat stupid idiots that sell crap, do stupid things to irritate people, and then cry like little b!tches when no body buys their products or gives a $#!+ about their legal issues.

      Also look at the fact that The Row paid the INC to attempt to get rid of Shady Records, just like Micro$oft paid SCO through that BS bank client to get rid of Linux. Here's another fact both stupid @$$ plans failed miserably.

      PS. $CO = Sucking C*** Organization

    26. Re:Picture this... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've always thought he looked like a date-rapist ...

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  3. New SCO-backed restaurant by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny
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    1. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by djh101010 · · Score: 0

      I don't understand. Fuddruckers has been around for a long time, is there something you're trying to point out or just playing with the name of the place, or what?

    2. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by Cyclopedian · · Score: 1
      Fuddrucker's

      -Cyc

    3. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuddruckers went belly up in my city. Not bad food but way overpriced.

    4. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

      Sorry djh. If we have to explain it to you, it just isn't funny anymore.

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    5. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuddruckers -- Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt, then Death...

    6. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Right, got it. I thought he was going down the path of Ruddf... and couldn't see how it fit.

      never mind, nothing to see here, move along...

    7. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by SILIZIUMM · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope their speciality isn't hot spam.

    8. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by ShadowRage · · Score: 2, Funny

      too many times have I accident mispronounced that as fuckruckers.

      which would also suit sco.

    9. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by wobedraggled · · Score: 1

      They make some damn tasty burgers man....

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    10. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "SCO's new restaurant"

      Man, once I mispronounced the name of that restaraunt once and earned a fwap from my mom.

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    11. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 1

      Aha, those are the pony-riding smaller brothers to the horsemen of the apocalypse, right?

    12. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmh. And I thought the name was along the lines of "cunning stunts" style of translocation (to result in term that refers to a "very close friend of a rodent").

    13. Re:New SCO-backed restaurant by awksedfred · · Score: 1

      I always called it rudfuckers, just for fun.

  4. Oh really? by devphaeton · · Score: 5, Funny

    "SCO prides itself on..."

    Soon will they say they've invented FUD and hold the IP rights to it?

    Oh wait, that was IBM that started that...

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    1. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh wait, that was IBM that started that..."

      Not that it matters to them.

    2. Re:Oh really? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      "SCO prides itself on..."

      Soon will they say they've invented FUD and hold the IP rights to it?

      Oh wait, that was IBM that started that...


      Don't worry, IBM developed code for OS/2, long before they put in AIX, yet SCO managed to sue them over using their own code anyway. I'm sure they'll manage to make FUD a "derivative business process" of SCO by invoking some time warp theory which means that they retroactively hold the rights anyway.

      It is rumored that SCO has recently inven... stolen an Infinite improbability drive and a Reality distortion field which when combined can make this true. However, some argue that these devices come from the same parallel universe (dream world) that they live in, and will not affect our universe (the Real World). Stay tuned.

      Kjella

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  5. That's rich! by carlos_benj · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're not even bright enough to note what they're being "honored" for....

    Reminds me of the bullies in Jr. High that you could insult with big words as long as your vocal inflection made it sound nice.

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    1. Re:That's rich! by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1
      Yeah I was going to say, there's someone that didn't RTFA.

      "We won an award? Cool! Let's say it's nice to be recognized!

      "Wait ... what are we being recognized for?"

    2. Re:That's rich! by slartibart · · Score: 1
      Heh. I used to do the opposite - I'd say to some stupid meathead, in a very derogatory tone, "I bet you're literate, aren't you." They'd reply with something along the lines of "No I'm not, YOU are!"

      It was hilarious to a 12 year old.

    3. Re:That's rich! by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Got out of a fight one time by expressing concern for the bully and asking if he felt OK. When he asked "Why?" I said, "Hey, I'm no doctor, but you seem to have all the symptoms of someone who is anencephalic."

      He walked away holding his stomach.

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    4. Re:That's rich! by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      I bet you're one of those people that keeps shouting "Hahaha you can't win verbally!" while being beaten into a pulp.

      No. That's what happens to the ones who insult the bullies and they know they've been insulted. I'd only get beat up if they jumped me before I had a chance to talk my way out of it. Since most bullies seemed to want to taunt their victims first (something I still don't comprehend) that didn't happen too often.

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    5. Re:That's rich! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They're not even bright enough to note what they're being "honored" for....

      In all fairness, I'm pretty sure it's just usual Spin doctoring. Their PR people don't really have that much good material to work on; thus they are trying alchemy on less-than-optimal stuff. In a way, that IS their job, although you could argue they are trying too much in this instance. Or maybe I'm just overestimating intelligence of target audience for these announcements.

      Thus, I fully expect their staff to know it wasn't a compliment, but decided to use it nonetheless.

  6. America's Most Wanted by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Funny

    Evil criminal type: "I am honored to be named among the many influential individuals who comprise the Ten Most Wanted list down at the post office. I pride myself on the work I do to create nefarious plots and solutions designed to pry cash from my victims. Some of my schemes are among the most interesting solutions developed in the criminal world."

    1. Re:America's Most Wanted by utlemming · · Score: 4, Funny

      You Forgot the most important part: At the bottom of the press release: Evil Criminal Type is a leading provider of mayham and criminal malficense in 60 communities and 4 nations. Wanted in over 20 states, with 120 outstanding warrents, and having escaped Texas' death row, Evil Criminal Type has unique solutions for the criminal world. Evil Criminal Type has developed new methods to assist the average criminal in nefarious plots.

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    2. Re:America's Most Wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to hear Darl saying:

      "I am honored that people would love to shoot me up the bottom with a rail gun."

  7. It's time for an annual FUD award by jlowery · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like the Oscar.

    How 'bout the Elmer?

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    1. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by Wun+Hung+Lo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Elmer? Why not go right to the source and name it the Darl???

    2. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why not go right to the real source and name it the Bill?

    3. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get some sponsorship: The L. Ron Hubbard Inmates of the Future Award.

    4. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by jaeson · · Score: 1

      Like the Oscar.

      How 'bout the Elmer?


      How 'bout the Oscar?

    5. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by Dracolytch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's do it. Seriously. Why not? I got some webspace. You can find my contact info at: http://www.dracosoftware.com/

      ~D

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    6. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by locknloll · · Score: 1

      Er... because of Elmer FUDd?! Just a thought...

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    7. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Actually wasn't it IBM who threw the first FUD, way back in the day?

      Jaysyn

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    8. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what should we call it the Watson award?

    9. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      I think the FUD award should be called the

      Darl-ings

      Just a thought.

    10. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by aztektum · · Score: 1

      That's just mud slining. The Elmer is a bit more clever. Besides FUD "started" with IBM, before Microsoft was a monopoly.

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    11. Re:It's time for an annual FUD award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not go right to the true source and name it the goatse?

  8. pfff... by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


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    1. Re:pfff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OBI WAN!!!

    2. Re:pfff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KHAN!

  9. Riiiiiiight by elwell642 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And perhaps we should thank bin Ladin for increasing America's national security. Cause I feel much safer now. And heck, he's made headlines more than SCO.

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  10. Mozilla Firefox by danormsby · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think there is a bug in the web page. In Internet Explorer the frames render with bars as separators but in Mozilla Firefox the bars are replaced with balls. This isn't funny until you scroll down the end of the report to find unlike everyone else in the list Darl McBride only has one ball.

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    1. Re:Mozilla Firefox by Junior+Samples · · Score: 1
      You are wrong! He doesn't have any balls on my display...but then, He's a UNIX, you know.

      I'm running IE6 with this weeks patch. That must have fixed the problem.

    2. Re:Mozilla Firefox by MullerMn · · Score: 1

      So you're saying Darl McBride == Hitler?

      Hmmmmmm... It's all starting to make sense....

    3. Re:Mozilla Firefox by Hadji+Baba · · Score: 1

      Isn't it obvious.... he dropped the other one!

    4. Re:Mozilla Firefox by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 3, Informative
      Yeah, they are using an odd HTML trick to try and create a vertical horizontal-rule (See the problem with this?)
      Firefox seems to (quite rightly!) think they are insane.

      (It's a <HR> tag with size set to 240 and width set to 2, inside some tables with (col|row)spans. I'm suprised that trick works anywhere)

    5. Re:Mozilla Firefox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA! They're too big of bandwidth nazis to make a one pixel GIF and stretch it!

  11. SCO creating something? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "...create world renowned Unix-based solutions designed...."

    Seriously, is SCO actually creating new products right now? (other than the product of lawsuits, $699 profits, FUD, scare, etc). Actual user/consumer/business products?

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    1. Re:SCO creating something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um
      let me think
      wait wait ...
      oh yes i remember
      no

    2. Re:SCO creating something? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      The way their stock in falling, perhaps they mean UNIX-based precipitate?

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    3. Re:SCO creating something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if Baystar can help it.

    4. Re:SCO creating something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've just come out with a new unix pocket calculator, based on System V code, it is powerful enough to add and subtract. Later this year they hope to add multiplication and division.
      Who knows what the future will hold!

  12. It's Interesting.. by StacyWebb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That in the first 3 sentences it states the "SCO the owner of UNIX" but the most interesting fact is at the bottom of the artice -- "Source: The SCO Group"

    1. Re:It's Interesting.. by justforaday · · Score: 0

      That in the first 3 sentences it states the "SCO the owner of UNIX" but the most interesting fact is at the bottom of the artice -- "Source: The SCO Group"

      Yes, it's quite interesting and insightful that a press release put out by the SCO Group would have as it's source, get this, the SCO Group...[wtf are the mods smoking???]

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  13. marketing *IS* important by Ubergrendle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Although FUD needs to be constantly and consistently fought in corporations by knowledgable IT employees, FUD is a legitimate marketing technique. It ~works~. Few, if any, businessmen knew who SCO was 2 years ago, but now they have almost universal brand-name recognition.

    So, full marks for their marketing and communications strategy. Its distasteful and full of lies, but so far they've been effective at getting their message out, and have avoided any consequences (e.g. perjury; public backlash) to this date.

    The real question, though, is whether they will be able to translate this notoreity into $. Can they execute a business plan that will translate into consistent streams of revenue? Given their poor execution so far (e.g. they have not strategy outside of lawyers) I think not. If they get out of this intact, or maybe with a blip of one time profit on their books, they should count themselves lucky!

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    1. Re:marketing *IS* important by rokzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Few, if any, businessmen knew who SCO was 2 years ago, but now they have almost universal brand-name recognition.

      just like al-Qaeda !

    2. Re:marketing *IS* important by antiMStroll · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Kneecapping also ~works~, but few consider it a valid business practice and they're not held in high regard. FUD, as wielded by SCO, is comprised of lies, threats and intimidation. If that's a currently valid business practice then new laws are required.

    3. Re:marketing *IS* important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let me get this straight.

      SCO get "recognized" for running their big mouth while at the same time tanking an entire company, (their own).

      Does the simple saying "all talk and no action" mean anything to anybody? I guess SCO could adapt that saying to "all talk and stupid action", but whatever.

      I have always been taught to ingore people that just talk shit, and now corporate america wants to give them credit for it?

      Did I miss something?

    4. Re:marketing *IS* important by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      So, you are saying, "the ends justify the means?"

      I guess anyone who is rich as a result of predatory practices is to be looked up to?

      What a quaint idea...lets just throw away all our common decency and moral fortitude, and instead embrace stupid and destructive activities at the expense of our neighbors.

      Lucky!!? They should be criminally prosecuted for their evil deeds (isn't the SEC looking into them atm?)

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    5. Re:marketing *IS* important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > The real question, though, is whether they will be able to translate this notoreity into $

      I think the real question is whether or not it is OK to lie, cheat, and steal just because it's "good business." The idea that spreading FUD is acceptable because one can profit from doing so is exactly the philosophy of the SCO camp, and I for one don't buy it.

      Next people will be claiming that anything "legal" is acceptable.

  14. Motive by cosmo7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The SD Times is intelligently embracing a controversy in order to attract attention and increase its brand value. Getting a story on Slashdot mean they hit the jackpot.

    I doubt anyone at the site actually considers SCO to be a worthy company. Editors really should be more aware of this kind of manipulation.

    1. Re:Motive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. Heck, RTF submission. There is no controversy. They got the "award" for being jerks.

    2. Re:Motive by Tiro · · Score: 1
      Come on... the SD Times is a regional player.

      /. attention doesn't give them credibility in the market that counts, the San Diego consumer/advertiser.

  15. "Good Publicity ... by StormyMonday · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... is where they spell your name right."

    -- old showbiz saying

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    1. Re:"Good Publicity ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      reminds me of an old joke involving Johns Hopkins University. The president at the time was visiting the University of Pittsburgh, and the emcee introduced the JHU prez as the "President of John Hopkins." The JHU pres, ever diligent about it being "Johns Hopkins", promptly started his speech by saying how much he enjoyed being in Pittburgh.

    2. Re:"Good Publicity ... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Pretty touch and go if you're appearing on /. then.

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  16. Typical. by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Informative

    Reminds me of SCO's spin on a VARBusiness article back in October. Here's SCO's version. Now check out the original article. SCO did indeed rate in the top four. Out of five.

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    1. Re:Typical. by emtboy9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't it amazing what a little market-droid spin can do so something like this?

      SCO: "We are number four in the VARBusiness TOP 5 of ALL ENTERPRISE VENDORS! WE ARE NUMBER 4 of all!!!! WOOOOOT!!! (small print: VARBuisiness only surveyed 5 vendors in this category)"

      VARBusiness ARC: "SCO should apply some of the money it's shelling out in legal fees in its suit against IBM and Linux users to its channel efforts. The company's ARC scores were a train wreck in the enterprise operating systems category. Who cares what line of code is buried inside some obscure Linux program that can trace its roots to IBM's Unix license dating back to the Partridge Family? SCO partners clearly don't appreciate the company's products."

      See?? SEE??? You just CAN'T make this stuff up! Well, SCO can. But then again, it really seems as though a prerequisit for being hired there is borderline personality disorder, delusions of grandeur, or paranoid delusions.

      --
      "Our funds have never taken part in toxic or death spiral convertible financings of any sort" -BayStar's managing partne
  17. You know by rhakka · · Score: 1

    with a heavy dose of violence and fear,
    and lots of money for projects,
    I think I might start believing SCO is here to help!

  18. Mmmmmm.... by Phidoux · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much _pride_ they having been taking in their share price lately?

  19. Why... by peterdaly · · Score: 1

    The company's legal assaults on IBM and Linux users dominated 2003's tech headlines and shook up the open-source community. No other IT topic inspires such fervent debate, fear, uncertainty and doubt.

  20. Every day they can forestall ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    the inevitable freefall of their stock prices (about ten minutes after the dismissal of the IBM, Redhat, Novell, Autozone etc. cases) is a day that they can continue to use whatever equity is left in their rapidly falling shares to perpetrate asset shifting schemes on the unwitting.

  21. SCO, blah, blah, blah by Otter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Moving beyond this morning's Two Minutes Of Hate -- of more interest is Apple's making the list for both Tools and Deployment Platforms. They've been improving on both fronts and it's interesting to see a corporate-ish IT publication noticing.

    And what is up with that shirt Marc Fleury is wearing? OK, he's French, but still!

    1. Re:SCO, blah, blah, blah by Jaywalk · · Score: 1
      of more interest is Apple's making the list for both Tools and Deployment Platforms
      Good point. Also note that IBM clocked in entries in five separate categories. Not just as an "influencer" but as a provider of viable products.
      --
      ===== Murphy's Law is recursive. =====
  22. In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    *May 18th Press Release 10:45 AM EST*

    Microsoft, leading cause of IT-related suicides, announced today that it is, in fact, proud of the accusations of monopolistic practices

    Quote from Mr.Gates

    "Hell yeah, we've been using our power and influence illegally for quite some time now. I've wanted to admit it for such a long time, but the boys in Legal say its a BAD thing to admit the obvious. But now, thanks to SCO, we can admit to owning BOTH Park Ave. and Boardwalk, all the houses and hotels therein, and yes, we do charge $20 for a snickers from the minibar. Why? Because we can"

  23. SCO "Open Sore" by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I worked with SCO Open Server Unix, it was absolutely the WORST version of Unix I've ever worked with. Half the X-windows TCL/TK admin tools had major bugs. Most the utilities didn't work and I had to edit straight Unix files. I had to install it several times to get it working. UNIXWARE they bought from Novell, so they deserve no credit for that. An associate used to call SCO Open Server, SCO Open Sore. :)

    1. Re:SCO "Open Sore" by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1
      I had to install it several times to get it working.

      It's Unix. It's not *supposed* to work the first time you install it. What would be the fun in that?

      --
      WWJD? JWRTFA!
    2. Re:SCO "Open Sore" by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 1

      Redhat and other versions of Linux always "Basically" worked the first time. For SCO I think had to wipe and reformat the hard drive a few times.

    3. Re:SCO "Open Sore" by dave420 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the same can be said for any version of *nix at some point in the last 3 years... your point?

    4. Re:SCO "Open Sore" by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 1

      Never had as many problems with Linux, Solaris, UNIXWARE Irix or HP-UX in almost 10 years of dealing with various versions of them. My point is SCO Open Server is a Piece of crap and so is SCO.

  24. Cortislim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just be or does Darl look whole lot like that fake Dr. Greg Citamon(spelling?) on those highly annoying Cortislim commercials? You know, Dr. Talbots associate! Maybe Darl has launched his venture into the lucrative fat pill industry since he realized he totally tanked his SCO venture.

  25. Can an entire corporation... by tommasz · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...be on drugs?

    Or do they only test the worker bees?

  26. Down they go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    SCO's stock price just makes me smile.

    1. Re:Down they go by TheWizardKing · · Score: 1

      Not if you look at the big picture over the last 5 years.

    2. Re:Down they go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're on the way to having their stock delisted.

      Give it another six months and they will be off the exchange.

      For a company funded by venture capital, that is a stake through the heart.

    3. Re:Down they go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more so for the "big picture": look at what it started at, over $100 a share! And then...KAPUT!

  27. recognition of eclipse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the other lists on the article were generally fair. It's good to see eclipse and apache get recognition for all the hard work.

  28. Think of it this way by Willeh · · Score: 1

    For SCO, any publicity is good publicity. It's basically all they have left, to be a blip on the stock market that shoots up a quarter of a point, to prolong the company (not to mention the suffering of the OSS community) one more hour/ day/ weer/ $TIME. What else to do if your profitable business branch has been run into the ground by McBride types/ free/ better alternatives.

    --
    Will wank off Linus Torvalds for fame.
  29. What the fuck is FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    What the fuck is FUD?

    1. Re:What the fuck is FUD? by iggymanz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bugs Bunny's nemesis

    2. Re:What the fuck is FUD? by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      Nobody here knows, but Google does.

      --
      mt
    3. Re:What the fuck is FUD? by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 1

      Foo is an Undefined Definition.

      Its a compiler error from the C compiler.

    4. Re:What the fuck is FUD? by moexu · · Score: 1

      Actually, when I first heard the term (quite some time ago) I read it as Fucked-Up Drivel.

      It generally applies as well.

      --
      "Seek first to understand." - Socrates
    5. Re:What the fuck is FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    6. Re:What the fuck is FUD? by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      For years, I thought it stood for "Fucked Up Design" because it was always applied to Microsoft...

      myke

  30. Press Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how They twist what is really bad press into something that looks good....

    I read the press release and didn't even bother to look at SD times. I hope that their stock price dosn't climb as a result of this...heh.

  31. Dubious Honor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Seems to me that SD Times putting SCO on the list of top 100 influential companies is a little analogous to Time Magazine naming Hitler as "Man of the Year" in 1938. Like Darl, I'm sure Hitler though it was an honor as well.

    Woohoo! I got to slam SCO, Darl, and invoke Godwin in one post! Ahh, I'm done.

    1. Re:Dubious Honor by tuffy · · Score: 1
      Seems to me that SD Times putting SCO on the list of top 100 influential companies is a little analogous to Time Magazine naming Hitler as "Man of the Year" in 1938. Like Darl, I'm sure Hitler though it was an honor as well.

      A lot of historians considered Hitler the most influential man of the 20th century. They caught a lot of flack for it. But "influential" merely means having a lot of influence on events - not necessarily a beneficial influence.

      --

      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    2. Re:Dubious Honor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, up to the point when Germany went to war, Hitler was quite successful as a leader - he is credited with bringing Germany out of the Great Depression and the rampant inflation that had gone along with it (find someone from Germany and ask them if they have (or have relatives who have) a 1,000,000 DM bill from that time period - they are fairly common).

      That is why Time named him Man of the Year in 1938. His other antics didn't come to light until a little later. Bad timing on Time's part, perhaps.

    3. Re:Dubious Honor by mike2R · · Score: 1

      Yeah he'd only bullied his way into Checkoslovakia, replaced a democratic government with a dictatorship and arranged the assasination of less than a hundred of his political enemies over a period of a few days.

      As far as the Jews had gone he had merely made them where badges, and had only burnt a scant handful of synagogues and denied Jews citizenship and the protection of the courts. Maybe a couple of other things, but hardly anything else at all really.

      Obviously a model leader for 1938, I'm sure Time magazine are very proud.

      --
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  32. FUD prize by coolmos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe there should be a prize called 'SCO'.

    Like an Oscar for FUD.

    And the SCO of 2005 goes to......

    1. Re:FUD prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not cal the award an "elmer"....you know like elmer FUD!!!!!

  33. BB Playbook by ericlp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cool. Someone else using the Baghdad Bob playbook on public relations.

  34. Serious question by JonTurner · · Score: 1

    >"SCO prides itself on the work we do to create world renowned Unix-based solutions..."

    What work? Seriously, what have they added -- in, say, the past year -- to the open-source world? I've searched, but can't find any contributions.

    Does SCO even even employ developers these days, or have they all been fired to make room for SCO's new army of attorneys?

    1. Re:Serious question by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, "open source" -ne "Unix-based solutions".

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    2. Re:Serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Score:-1, TCL)

  35. speaking of food... by macshune · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else ever notice how the heat-grading units for peppers are called Scoville Units?

    In honor of this, I propose a scale for rating the FUD of companies & other groups/individuals based on SCO Units.

    I can't think of where the scale would top out or even start, but that earlier story that got Linus to say he was a frontman for the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus has to be worth something.

    And besides, SCO probably won't be around for much longer once IBM steps on them. They might as well contribute to some great cause before they are just a footnote in that future book, The History of the Greatest Operating System That Ever Lived.

    1. Re:speaking of food... by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      hmmm

      If we were to rate McBride in SCO units then we would have to extend the scale beyond what can be obtained thru natural means into the extract hot range to properly characterize his FUD abilities.

    2. Re:speaking of food... by OWJones · · Score: 2, Funny

      See, it's geniuses like you that create uselessly large units of measurement like the Farad. A while back, someone here proposed measuring ego in units of ESRs. Other than approaching parity with "a Shatner", how useful is an ESR or a SCO? I mean, we're going to have to prefix everything with "nano".

      -jdm

    3. Re:speaking of food... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I would propose McBride Units. Why malign an acronym when you can get to the heart of the beast?

    4. Re:speaking of food... by macshune · · Score: 1

      >Actually, I would propose McBride Units. Why malign an acronym when you can get to the heart of the beast?

      I think McBride has maligned S.C.O. plenty (although I think it's really ceased to be an acronym and more of an epithet nowadays) and anything anyone else might do probably wouldn't make it any worse. And naming this hypothetical FUD metric after McBride would really just be giving him too much credit. He is but a cog in the great FUD machine known as SCO and I think the name of the metric should reflect that.

    5. Re:speaking of food... by macshune · · Score: 1

      The goal of this metric is to create a handy way to rate the FUD of a given article, press release, statement, action, etc. I realize you are probably making a joke, but your comment does warrant consideration. This metric will be performing an important service once the details get hammered out.

    6. Re:speaking of food... by macshune · · Score: 1

      yeah, mcbride would rate pretty high in SCO units, but there are others too. if you are still interested, feel free to comment on the journal entry i wrote to help develop the SCO unit. thanks for replying.

  36. Not terribly interesting... Kind of pathetic... by Giant+Panda · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haven't read an SCO press release in the last 2 years, eh? They all start that way. It's sort of like little kids playing "King of the Hill" or something... "I *AM* KING OF THE HILL! FEEL MY WRATH!" Or, maybe they think if they say it enough, people will believe it.

  37. Spread the most FUD? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now maybe IBM can sue SCO for using their business model!

    --
    Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
    -- Pablo Picasso
  38. unix owners = influential in software development? by kwoff · · Score: 1, Interesting
    "SCO was recognized for its influence in software development as owners of the UNIX Operating System."
    How does the fact that they bought the Unix source code have anything to do with their (presumably positive) influence in software development?
  39. If Libel is legitimate, perhaps murder is too... by FreeUser · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although FUD needs to be constantly and consistently fought in corporations by knowledgable IT employees, FUD is a legitimate marketing technique. It ~works~. Few, if any, businessmen knew who SCO was 2 years ago, but now they have almost universal brand-name recognition.

    So, full marks for their marketing and communications strategy.


    Murder works. Someone competing for the affections of the same girl as you? Someone competing against you in the workplace a little too successfully? A competitor gobbling up too much marketshare that is rightfully yours?

    Off the bastard. Kill 'em dead.

    Murder is by far the most effective way of dealing with unwanted competition and conflict, particularly if you are reasonably clever about it (it is an ugly, dirty little secret of our 'justic' system that most murders go unsolved, and most murderers thus get away with their crime).

    By your logic, murder is a legitimate tool of competition.

    I beg to differ. No amount of success justifies, much less legitimizes, a despicable methodology.

    FUD and disinformation are unethical and despicable in the extreme, and their use is not legitimate, no matter how successful they are.

    The courts would agree. It wasn't so long ago that IBM got seriously slapped down by the courts for exactly that sort of illegitimate, successful behavior.

    SCO, Darl, and their sponsors (Microsoft and Sun Microsystems) should face similiar sanctions for engaging in this illegitimate, and quite possibly illegal, behavior.

    (And lest you think defamation and libel are legal, check again. It may be hard to win convictions, but that doesn't make the act any less illegal, or any less illigetimate, and FUD, by its very definition, is libelous).

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
  40. Of course they are proud.. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    What corporation/CEO would tell people ' ya we suck, dont buy our products '..

    Its all about standard marketing..

    Why is this even 'news that matters'?

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  41. Lets call it the SCOX by coolmos · · Score: 1

    Why ?

    Because it rhymes with pox

  42. I always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "FUD" stood for "f**ked up data".

    1. Re:I always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you sir. And here I thought it stood for something clever....

  43. How about the 'EnDarle' award? by kuwan · · Score: 1

    Simultaneously recognizing the most hated man in IT and the analyst that backs him.

    1. Re:How about the 'EnDarle' award? by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I would reserve that as the name for the induction process.

      "You have been EnDarle'd in the SCO hall of shame. Here is your Elmer."

      --
      emt 377 emt 4
  44. Comprise... ugh by Erasmus · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...companies that comprise the SD Times 100.

    Evil I can accept, but not knowing the difference between comprise and compose is unforgivable. They must be stopped!

    1. Re:Comprise... ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Meriam Webster's:

      Main Entry: comprise
      Pronunciation: k&m-'prIz
      Function: transitive verb
      Inflected Form(s): comprised; comprising
      Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French compris, past participle of comprendre, from Latin comprehendere
      1 : to include especially within a particular scope
      2 : to be made up of
      3 : COMPOSE, CONSTITUTE
      usage Although it has been in use since the late 18th century, sense 3 is still attacked as wrong. Why it has been singled out is not clear, but until comparatively recent times it was found chiefly in scientific or technical writing rather than belles lettres. Our current evidence shows a slight shift in usage: sense 3 is somewhat more frequent in recent literary use than the earlier senses. You should be aware, however, that if you use sense 3 you may be subject to criticism for doing so, and you may want to choose a safer synonym such as compose or make up.

      Little pedantic, are we..?
      Just saying, ya know.

    2. Re:Comprise... ugh by vidarh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Similarly, according to dictionary.com, American Heritage Dictionary found that opposition to sense 3 have been steadily abating, and that in 1996, only 35% of their usage panel objected to comprise being used that way.

    3. Re:Comprise... ugh by Erasmus · · Score: 1
      Lame word usage is still lame word usage regardless (or should I say irregardless?) of how popular it is.


      Anyway, if the American Heritage Dictionary jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

    4. Re:Comprise... ugh by Erasmus · · Score: 1
      I don't think objecting to the merging of the two words is pedantic at all. The popular habit of substituting comprise for compose (but why never the other way around?) removes from the language a perfectly good and useful word with the sole benifit of making the writer of the word feel smarter for using such a fancy word.


      Furthermore, dictionaries can be dangerous things:


      comprise ( P ) Pronunciation Key (km-prz)
      tr.v. comprised, comprising, comprises
      To consist of; be composed of: "The French got... French Equatorial Africa, comprising several territories" (Alex Shoumatoff).
      To include; contain: "The word 'politics'... comprises, in itself, a difficult study of no inconsiderable magnitude" (Charles Dickens). See Synonyms at include.
      Usage Problem. To compose; constitute: "Put together the slaughterhouses, the steel mills, the freight yards... that comprised the city" (Saul Bellow).

  45. Nothing List by Giant+Panda · · Score: 1

    Clearly, the SD Times 100 is not a serious "Top 100" list. Anyone can create a list, generally they mean nothing. I suspect it is possible to purchase a spot on the "list." Typically, these so-called "trade publications" are only vehicles for advertising, so maybe SCO spends money there. Either that or something to do with blow jobs...

    1. Re:Nothing List by frause · · Score: 1

      Yeah, who wouldn't pay to be awarded the "FUD Spreader of the Year Award"?

    2. Re:Nothing List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well DUH! Go back to your game or what ever you where masturbating to in your parent's basement.

    3. Re:Nothing List by frause · · Score: 1

      Uhuh, OK whatever you say. We know others as we know ourselves...

  46. Re:If Libel is legitimate, perhaps murder is too.. by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

    You'll note that in my original post that I said that FUD in SCO's case so far has not resulted in any charges of perjury or irreperable harm to the company. This may change, and I consider their strategy highly unethical, but so far their execution of this FUD strategy has been deemed to be within the limits of the law.

    Jumping from a press release with dubious claims (at worst perjury or libel) to murder (a federal offence) is a bit of a stretch.

    --
    John Maynard Keynes: "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?"
  47. SCO thanks you for this story, submitter by goldspider · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "I guess any press is good press these days for SCO. Congratulations..."

    ...you say as you submit yet another SCO story to Slashdot.

    --
    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
  48. Hate to be pedantic... by FreemanPatrickHenry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...but this just irks me.

    "...honored to be named among the many influential companies that comprise the SD Times 100.

    "Comprise" is not the word you want. That would be "constitute." See Strunk & White's The Elements of Style.

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    1. Re:Hate to be pedantic... by infochuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hate to be pedantic...

      No you don't. You love it.

    2. Re:Hate to be pedantic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the previous thread concerning this topic. Comprise is a perfectly legitimate word to use in this case; look it up in the dictionary.

      Sounds like your style book is in denial of a word sense that has been in common use since the mid-18th century (as has been pointed out elsewhere.) Perhaps you should purchase a style book that is less self-righteous.

    3. Re:Hate to be pedantic... by spacefrog · · Score: 1

      Ummmmm.....no

      The proper word here is "compromise".

    4. Re:Hate to be pedantic... by beeplet · · Score: 1

      Well, I enjoy being pedantic, so I looked these up in the OED, and I believe "comprise" is the better choice in this context.

      Relevant definitions under comprise:
      5. Of things immaterial:
      a. To take in or include; as opposed to leaving out.
      b. To embrace as its contents, matter, or subject.
      6. pass. To be included, embraced, comprehended:
      a. in (or within) a document or its scope, in a class, or group.
      b. in, within a space or time, between limits.
      c. under a heading, title, common term, division.
      d. To be comprehended summarily.
      e. Said especially of the things that collectively make up the whole of the thing or class spoken of.

      Definitions under constitute:
      (1-3 are obsolete)
      4. To set up, establish, found (an institution, etc.).
      5. To frame, form, make (by combination of elements); esp. in pass. to have a constitution or make of a specified sort. (Very frequent in reference to the bodily or mental constitution.)
      6. To make (a person or thing) something; to establish or set up as. (With obj. and compl.) Cf. 2.
      7. (with simple obj.) To make (a thing) what it is; to give its being to, form, determine.
      8. To make up, form, compose; to be the elements or material of which the thing spoken of consists. (Correlative to CONSIST 7.)

      It seems to me that "constitute" is only correct when talking about physical components of a group or object, whereas "comprise" can refer to immaterial groups.

      I don't have my copy of Strunk & White on hand, and couldn't find it on-line, so I'm not sure what part of it you're referring to. Out of curiosity, do they specifically discuss the different usage of the "comprise" and "constitute"?

  49. maybe he sold it short by jbellis · · Score: 3, Funny

    and the damn stock went up. :0

    1. Re:maybe he sold it short by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      He should have sold short at the beginning of the month, it's dropped from about $6 to $4.80 where it is now.

      I made some and lost some on my stock simulator on scox. In real life, it's probably hard to find anyone willing to short it to you right now.

      ~Will

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    2. Re:maybe he sold it short by shanen · · Score: 1
      Looks like a measly 9 cents here. Then again, when you're plunging into the penny stock area, 9 cents starts looking like a big deal. However, I recommend considering views such as this one.

      What it shows is that in relative terms, SCOX is now hitting the same level they were at a year ago. That's relative to IBM, which should be the benchmark as the primary target of the suit. It's slightly confusing, since the lawsuit started more a year ago, so this 1-year graph actually begins after SCOX had started moving up. If you look at the 2-year view, you'll see that SCOX still has (a little bit) farther to fall before we can say it was all for naught.

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  50. I had no idea there were deep thinkers @ SCO... by reverendG · · Score: 1

    Look at their deep abiding philosophy!

    When FUD gave them bad press, they made PRESSADE.

    --

    Why should I argue rationally with someone being irrational? I'll just mock them instead.
  51. Re:If Libel is legitimate, perhaps murder is too.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! [Some] Slashdotters really like to stretch analogies to the extreme in order to flame someone.

  52. Considering how irrelevant... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...SCO is in the real business of technology these days, this is no surprise. Read with me now:

    1. There is technology for technology's sake (open source, true innovation)

    2. There is "technology" for business sake (lowest common denominator ripoffs, more focus on marketing than R&D, specific focus on profit)

    3. Then there is SCO (sue, sue, sue, sue, sue... ad nauseum and "Here is our repackaged version of our crap OS with open source stuff")

    Which technologies will still be around 50-100 years from now? Undoubtedly those that originate in group 1.

  53. Osama vs. Darl by brennz · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news, Osama Bin Laden talks about his growing rivalry with Darl Mcbride for most hated man in America...

  54. What about OptInRealBig? by Scott+Richter · · Score: 4, Funny
    I personally would like to complain that one of the most influential media companies was not nominated. OptInRealBig touches the lives of millions of consumers every day, a "crime" for which we have been publicly and unjustly vilified.

    That's OK, OptInRealBig will continue to bring great deals to those who want them. It should be a crime for service providers to deny the great offers we make to people who took their busy time to sign up for our lists.

    Scott

    1. Re:What about OptInRealBig? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...a 'crime' for which we have been publicly and unjustly vilified."

      Would you prefer a "public evisceration in the name of justice?"

  55. Santa Cruz/Tarantella by mule007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For more than two decades, SCO has provided innovative UNIX solutions valued by customers for its reliability, stability and security.

    I'm so sick of this. New SCO/Caldera != Old SCO/Tarantella/Santa Cruz. Why is it that the current SCO is able to keep giving the impression that they are a different company?

    1. Re:Santa Cruz/Tarantella by pantherace · · Score: 1
      Well, because the Old SCO sold most of what they were: a loss-making entity to Caldera, and changed their name and started concentrating on what made a profit. So in that sense, SCO is certainly living on as Caldera/SCO. :)

      Yeah, it's stupid, but what do you expect? Darl & Co have been trying to fudge the issue, and that little part seems to be working. Fortunately, it doesn't really matter if that part wins, while groklaw is blasting any more important attempts out of the water, and the courts seem to be agreeing with IBM: SCO needs to provide evidence, or else.

  56. Caldera icon? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

    Why was a Caldera icon used here, instead of a SCO icon?

    1. Re:Caldera icon? by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      There isn't an SCO icon. Since Caldera bought out the old SCO, then renamed itself SCO (to capitalise on the old name), Slashdot has just gone on using the Caldera icon as the SCO icon.

  57. And you... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    "Comprise" is not the word you want. That would be "constitute." See Strunk & White's The Elements of Style.

    ...read Slashdot on a regular basis and hasn't committed harakiri yet? English is a foreign language to me (and I do almost as well in German as my 2nd foreign language), and I still do better than most of the Americans...

    Kjella

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  58. Analyst's view by rduke15 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See this comment from yesterday under a different story, for financial analyst's view on SCO, and another press release.

  59. Just like "metrosexual"... by tuxedobob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...I think it's about time that the "word" FUD dies off. It's used way too often when someone's propagandizing and there's no fear, uncertainty, or doubt involved. Second, what's the practical difference between uncertainty and doubt? We need them because we couldn't use FU or FD? Why can't we just instill fear rather than spreading FUD? It's not butter or anything. Of course, if you're not really making people afraid, you can't instill fear. FUD's good for that, since with the uncertainty and doubt part(s) of it, you don't need to.

    It seems to me we have a "word" which is used too often and doesn't really mean anything.

    As for SCO, it seems that the list isn't necessarily a good thing to be on. Influential people of the 20th century include everyone from, oh, Mother Teresa to Hitler.

    1. Re:Just like "metrosexual"... by Jameth · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the article actually wrote out fear, uncertainty, and doubt. FUD is just the abbreviated Slashdot headline.

    2. Re:Just like "metrosexual"... by horza · · Score: 1

      Second, what's the practical difference between uncertainty and doubt?

      How about:

      doubt - when you aren't sure if his gun is loaded

      uncertainty - you don't know if he's going to pull the trigger

      Why can't we just instill fear rather than spreading FUD? It's not butter or anything.

      It's the perpetrator that instills the fear. The hapless victims spread the FUD, magnifying the attack and inflicting more damage on themselves in the process.

      Phillip.

  60. Man of the Year by McSnickered · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's sort of like when Time magazine made Newt Gingrich their "Man of the Year". It certainly wasn't highlighting him as a great guy. It was more of a "here's a guy who's used his power and influence to screw things up for everyone!"

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  61. FUD units by eth1 · · Score: 1

    Well, SCO itself obviously outputs 1.0 SCOs worth of FUD, so that would seem to be the benchmark. Most people would then be rated from 0-1 SCOs, unless, God forbid, they manage to out-FUD SCO and earn >1.0...

    1. Re:FUD units by macshune · · Score: 1

      That's a good idea, but it'd be cool if you got a little more specific. The metric is designed for a particular event which will form the basis of the metric. the question is what event should form the baseline for this metric? feel free to post your ideas here.

    2. Re:FUD units by Samrobb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, SCO itself obviously outputs 1.0 SCOs worth of FUD, so that would seem to be the benchmark.

      Depends on how you measure it, really. I'd argue that you should measure SCOs by the reaction to FUD...

      • 10 SCOs : FUD causes you to grimace.
      • 20 SCOs : You to call out "Hey, Bahb..." and point it out to a coworker.
      • 30 SCOs : You start muttering to yourself.
      • 40 SCOs : You email a link to your friends, with a "Can you believe these bozos?" note.
      • 50 SCOs : You start muttering to your SO.
      • 60 SCOs : /. creates a new category for the originator.
      • 70 SCOs : Your SO starts muttering to you.
      • 80 SCOs : You start to draft a rebuttal, only to find out that 392 people have beaten you to it.
      • 90 SCOs : Your SO notices an tangentially related article and brings it to your attention. You mutter at each other and growl at passersby..
      • 100 SCOs : You start a web site to dedicated to fighting the FUD.

      By this measure, SCO's FUD comes in at at least 100 SCOs. Microsoft, on the other hand, would typically come in somewhere between 60-90 SCOs (at least in my household).

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    3. Re:FUD units by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Most FUD, of course, will be measured in microSCOs.

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    4. Re:FUD units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it'll be microSCOpic in comparison?

      (har, har)

    5. Re:FUD units by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't your unit be the centiSCO, so that 100 centiSCOs (or 1 SCO) equals SCO's FUD the same way one AU is one average earth-sun distance?

      Just a thought.

      Mal-2

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  62. IBM tells it like it is ! by RichMan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    New filing from IBM in the lawsuit with SCO.

    READ THIS multi-page tiff: IBM's reply

    IBM roasts SCO for the lack of evidence and delay tactics. Practicaly asks the Judge for a contempt of court ruling.

  63. Re:IBM tells it like it is ! (PDF here) by RichMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Easy to read pdf version on TuxRocks IBM-148.pdf

  64. Re:If Libel is legitimate, perhaps murder is too.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Murder is by far the most effective way of dealing with unwanted competition and conflict, particularly if you are reasonably clever about it (it is an ugly, dirty little secret of our 'justic' system that most murders go unsolved, and most murderers thus get away with their crime).

    Yeah, but being clever about it also means making sure there isn't any motive.
    That's why I always make sure to randomly select my victims.

  65. I dissagree. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If anything, history has shown that the marketing of technology to be at lease as important as innovation. There is at least one company I know that has been around for over 25 years that has consistantly riped off others innovations and focused on marketing, only to become a monopolistic power. At the same time, other compaines that focused soly on technology for technologies sake and not enough on buisness aspects have floundered despite their technical superiority.

    I'm also not sure why you grouped open source with true innovation. Take a look at successful open source projects/ companies. How many of them are defining their market and how many are just trying to create open source versions of market leading closed source products?

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    1. Re:I dissagree. by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But your definition of success has to do with a company being around after 25 years. This has nothing to do with technology. That's simply business, which does little to further technology in any real sense. The money that the business MAY provide to R&D COULD push technology ahead a little further. But people who purely do research with no profit motive are more likely to get farther in terms of the concepts that will have a lasting impact. Most R&D in the private sector only moves forward once it's deemed profitable.

      My definition of success is that a technology is still in use after 25 , 50 or even hundreds of years after it's original debut. It doesn't matter if it's manufactured by a completely different company than it's originator, or just used by some hobbyists in a basement somewhere. This kind of success is proof that the technology is superior. Money and bottom lines don't figure into it at all. And they shouldn't. But people who think that it should matter are the ones who are behind software patents and so-called "intellectual property".

      Right now, the argument is coming from the neo-capitlist side. However, if this were thirty years ago and the communists wanted to establish that the state had all ownership of software and "intellectual property", you can bet most Americans would have been opposed to it. This points to the fact that software patents and "intellectual property" are wrong and will do nothing but hinder progress. However, acceptance of these concepts by the general public relies entirly on who is making the propositions. At the moment, the general public is blind to the fact that the people who want these kinds of mechanisms in place want to control their rights to access technology. This is because the neo-capitalists are hiding behind what American capitalism used to stand for. Just think very loosely about the movie Dark Crystal and you'll get the picture of what has happened to American business. The real bottom line is that WE have become the evil empire that the Soviet Union was previously considered. Like it or not, it's the truth.

      As far as success, it's obvious that we just have different viewpoints, so there is no need in either of us trying to convert the other. You are more a businessman (possibly with a technological focus), I am a technologist (who cares only about technology and nothing else).

  66. IBM's Memorandum in opposition available! by eddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Memorandum in opposition is now available. PDF here (my conversion).

    In a revealing interview, a SCO VP recently stated that SCO's strategy in this case is not to "put everything on the table at the start, but instead to bring out arguments and evidence piece by piece".

    "SCO should not be allowed, through its own misconduct, to prolong this case merely to serve its own interests in cultivating the fear, uncertainty and doubt SCO has created regarding Linux and IBM's products.

    Goodies.

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  67. even more by phats+garage · · Score: 0
    a leading provider of UNIX-based solutions

    ?!?!?!

    What I want to know is who are they leading?.

  68. Now on tuxrocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now on http://sco.tuxrocks.com/Docs/IBM/IBM-148.pdf

  69. Re: Thug? by symbolic · · Score: 1

    The guy looks the part that he plays in life: thug. I mean, really...

    My how looks can deceive - he comes across as an absolute clown.

  70. Just out of curiosity by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Informative

    Who remains inside of SCO/USL that was any good on the tech side of things? When USL was first created, a number of them elected to remain with Bell/Lucant/Avaya, but USL still had some good techies. Even over the last decade, USL would hire some that were pretty decent. But does any good techies remain? I find it hard to believe that even with this economy.

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  71. Meh, look at any company CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a random sample of 10 medium to large sized business owners/CEO's and you'll see that most of them look or act like thugs. For all I can tell, it takes that type of attitude to succeed in the business world. Of course there are exceptions, but in general that seems to be the way it goes.

    Often it's hard to tell from the friendly promotional photos you typically see, but I've met enough in person to know what they're really like...

  72. Re:If Libel is legitimate, perhaps murder is too.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I murder murderers... and I'm comming for you!

  73. SCO is fry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As stated, the most egregious example of SCO's discovery misconduct is SCO's persistent refusal to identify with specificity the UNIX System V source code that forms the basis of its claims against IBM IBM served interrogatories seeking this basic information from SCO in June 2003. Yet, SCO has resisted providing such information for ten months now - even in the face of motions to compel and two court orders to provide full and detailed responses to IBM's interrogatories. In addition, SCO has repeatedly failed to produce documents responsive to IBM's requests in a timely manner, even after being ordered to do so by the Court.

    It is these failures by SCO to respond properly to IBM's discovery requests that led to the discovery stay being imposed. Having resisted discovery since commencing this lawsuit, SCO cannot now properly ask that the scheduling order be extended to, in effect, accommodate its own delinquency.

  74. How about the Mayer? by asoap · · Score: 1
    Alone, Mayer is nothing..

    You match it up with Oscar, and you have ripped off IP!!!! Which is exactly what SCO is all about.

    I think it's perfect.

    -asoap

    --
    Treat me like a marketing stat, and I'll treat your movie like a series of ones and zeros
  75. You insensitive clod! (was Re:Typical.) by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
    See?? SEE??? You just CAN'T make this stuff up! Well, SCO can. But then again, it really seems as though a prerequisit for being hired there is borderline personality disorder, delusions of grandeur, or paranoid delusions.

    I've got boderline personality disorder you insensitive clod!

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    -- Anais Nin
    1. Re:You insensitive clod! (was Re:Typical.) by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Don't you think it's about time to quit SCO then?

      I'm sure you'll see a drastic improvement of your symptons within a month.

  76. Re:unix owners = influential in software developme by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    haha, they didn't buy the Unix source code, they bought the right to license it to third parties & pay Novell 95% of the royalties.

  77. giant grey circles by fatjesus · · Score: 1

    what's with the giant grey circles that appear in the article when viewed with firefox but not IE

  78. Also nominated in the same category... by sacremon · · Score: 1

    "Open Source Development Labs Inc.

    New consortium hired Linus Torvalds, emerged as standard-bearer for Linux."

    So OSDL gets a nomination for being the standard bearer for Linux, and SCO for trying to be the pallbearer.

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  79. Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it's accompanied by a good rogering

  80. FUD is a loser's tool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying that FUD is a legitimate marketing tool is like saying that "Nazis are bad!" is a legitimate debate tactic.

    According to Godwin's Law, a person that uses Nazis to justify a position in a debate automatically loses the debate. Why not have a similar law against FUD-based marketing tactics?

    If a company spreads FUD about their competition, rather than describe the merits of their own products, I am automatically less interested in their product.

  81. Obligatory Karma-Building Groklaw Reference by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Groklaw has a story on the SD Times FUD Award, as well as some comments from Red Hat's new counsel regarding FUD activities as responses to the disruptive technologies of Open Source, and that Red Hat will defend against it in the future.

    Also, IBM has just filed a memorandum opposing SCO's motion to extend the court schedule. It sounds boring, I know, but what it basically says is that there is no reason to extend the court date, because any delays in the schedule have been caused by SCO's own malfeasance, and IBM intends to ask for summary judgement on everything anyway.

    Here are some of the choicer quotes:

    "As stated, the most egregious example of SCO's discovery misconduct is SCO's persistent refusal to identify with specificity the UNIX System V source code that forms the basis of its claims against IBM."

    "IBM believes that discovery in this case should be conducted according to the schedule to which the parties agreed almost a year ago. In fact, as we will lay out in forthcoming submissions most (if not all) of the claims in the suit can be resolved on summary judgment without more discovery. SCO should not be allowed, through its own misconduct, to prolong this case merely to serve its own interests in cultivating the fear, uncertainty and doubt SCO has created regarding Linux and IBM's products."

    "In the instant case, SCO has not shown "good cause" for extending fact discovery in the case for an additional nine months and putting off trial until September 2005. ... [E]ach of SCO's stated reasons for requestinfg the extension are attributable entirely to SCO's own stalling tactics during the course of discovery and reflect an utter lack of diligence."

    A tiff of the full document can be found at Pacer's public SCO v. IBM page.

    The PDF can be found at Frank Sorenson's sco.tuxrocks.com site.

  82. For posterity... by dan+of+the+north · · Score: 2, Informative

    Investor Relations

    ------------------

    SCO Named to the SD Times 100

    LINDON, Utah, May 17, 2004 /PRNewswire-FirstCall via COMTEX/ -- The SCO(R) Group (SCO) (Nasdaq: SCOX), the owner of the UNIX operating system and a leading provider of UNIX-based solutions, today announced the company has been named to the 2004 SD Times 100. SCO was recognized for its influence in software development as owners of the UNIX Operating System.

    "SCO is honored to be named among the many influential companies that comprise the SD Times 100. We pride ourselves in the work we do to create world renowned Unix-based solutions designed by some of the most experienced and outstanding engineers in the industry," said Jeff Hunsaker, senior vice president and general manager, SCO's UNIX Division.

    This year's SD Times 100, published in the magazine's May 15, 2004 issue, includes a new category called "influencers" in which SCO was honored, alongside some of the top companies in the high tech industry today. Other categories include; Modeling, Components & Libraries, Test & Debug, Tools & Environments, Collaboration, Deployment Platforms, Embedded & Mobile, Database & Data Access, Integration & Middleware, Standards Bodies & Consortia.

    For more than two decades, SCO has provided innovative UNIX solutions valued by customers for its reliability, stability and security. As a leading influencer in the high tech sector, SCO software has been installed on millions of servers worldwide and has licensed UNIX technology in major corporations throughout the world.

    "Each year, the editors of BZ Media's SD Times 100 look for companies and influencers which set the technical and market leadership for the software development industry," said Alan Zeichick, editor-in-chief of SD Times. "When choosing the 2004 SD Times 100, we carefully considered each organization's offerings and reputation with developers, as well as the attention and conversation we've heard around the company and its products and technologies, as a sign of leadership within the industry."

    About SCO

    The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCOX) helps millions of customers in more than 82 countries to grow their businesses everyday. Headquartered in Lindon, Utah, SCO has a worldwide network of more than 11,000 resellers and 4,000 developers. SCO Global Services provides reliable localized support and services to partners and customers. For more information on SCO products and services, visit http://www.sco.com.

    SCO, and the associated SCO logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of The SCO Group, Inc. in the U.S. and other countries. UNIX is a registered trademark of The Open Group.

    SOURCE The SCO Group

    http://ir.sco.com/ReleaseDetail.cfm?ReleaseID=13 53 27

  83. DFU by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I Doubt anyone will Fear them much longer, their future is Uncertain.

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  84. World Renowned by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just because it has a reputation doesn't mean it has a GOOD reputation. Of course the same goes for the FUD award.

    I actually have, in my basement, an old version of SCO Xenix (5.0 I think?) built for the 80486.

    Now I prefer Linux to Solaris, and I prefer Solaris to Windows some of the time. But SCO Xenix was THE WORST operating systm in its class as far as I am concerned. Many of the design decisions makes MS look *really, really good* at software design. And evidently reading the reviews of the more recent versions, it still seems to be that way...

    OTOH, their documentation was really great (the only reason I keep it around). The only documentation I have ever seen that came close was the FreeBSD guide which came with my FreeBSD CD's. And the SCO material covered twice the material in half the pages while assuming that the user knew absolutely nothing.

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  85. Re:"Bad Publicity ... by anticypher · · Score: 1

    Another saying...

    "The only bad publicity is an obituary"

    credited to many people in Hollywood over the years.

    the AC

    I'm beginning to believe it

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    Hemos is like...sci-fi fans;he thinks technology is cool, but he hasn't bothered to understand the science it's based on
  86. SD Times and Godwin's Law by Doug+Merritt · · Score: 1, Informative
    SD Times is implicitly triggering Godwin's Law, because this clearly parallels Time Magazine's 1938 naming of Adolf Hitler as Man of the Year. http://www.time.com/time/poy2000/archive/1938.html

    Oldest trick in the book: stir up controversy by being jerks just to get free publicity.

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  87. Marketing by RICO by quarkscat · · Score: 1

    McBride obviously took a page out of the
    Hollywood star/starlette SOP: good news
    or bad, being in the news is still worth
    it's weight in gold. Exposure rules.

    IANAL, but the marketing techniques employed
    by the SCO Group more closely resemble pages
    right out of the RICO (organized crime and
    racketeering statutes). They share the same
    infamy with some other corporations: Enron,
    Global Crossing, PSINet, Worldcom, Tyco, etc.

    Too bad it isn't likely that the USA would
    adopt sharia-style punishments, instead of
    the Federal (golf & tennis) "country club"
    that most white collar criminals become
    members of.

  88. We need them because we couldn't use FU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No we can't use F.U. because thats what we say to assholes like S.C.O.

  89. nothing wrong with fear, uncertainty, and doubt by hak1du · · Score: 1

    People have fallen into the habit of denouncing anybody who raises questions about anything as spreading "FUD", as if that were a bad thing.

    If the Linux kernel actually violated SCO's copyrights, you bet that you should have fear, uncertainty, and doubts. The problem with SCO's FUD is that SCO has no case; all they have is ever more preposterous legal claims. Furthermore, SCO's lawyers and management must know that. SCO is using unjustified fear, uncertainty, and doubt as a tool to manipulate their own stock price.

    But don't let the manipulations of companies like SCO turn you off to critical thinking. Fear, uncertainty, and doubt are crucially important. For example, you should genuinely fear getting locked into proprietary architectures, you should be aware of uncertainty where it exists because uncertainty is expensive in the long run, and you should doubt marketing messages and proclamations of openness that some big vendors want you to swallow uncritically.

  90. Out of Context! by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

    "The company's legal assaults on IBM and Linux users dominated 2003's tech headlines and shook up the open-source community. No other IT topic inspires such fervent debate, fear, uncertainty and doubt.".

    It never shook the open-source comunity at all... They attacked Linux not the Open-Souce community.. This comment is way off... But the rest is just out of context... the Fervent debate, fear(Hmm thats a strong word... Maybe fear doesn't fit in at all), uncertainty and doubt ... all the rest except maybe fear are completely out of context.. The way its worded makes you belive that SCO would win.. but on the other hand all the debates were on how long SCO would last before they went bust.. all teh unceryainty and doubt was about SCO's legal proceedings having any success at all :)...

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  91. ah yes by samantha · · Score: 1

    Mr Bunsucker is pleased to have raked in the cash for harming the community he turns around and pretends to be a contributing part of. This is below contempt. Folks, do not hire anyone ever who is still part of SCO. All that is necessary for evil to win is for good people to do nothing.

  92. offtopic?? by Doug+Merritt · · Score: 1

    offtopic?? Can moderators read?

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  93. It's fun watching SCO slowly die! by dabydeen · · Score: 1

    And who thought IBM would be the saviour of the free world?

    1. Re:It's fun watching SCO slowly die! by dabydeen · · Score: 1

      Click for pic!

  94. Remember the words of Oscar Wilde: by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1

    "Only shallow people do not judge by appearances."