Theaters vs. Camcorders, Round 27
ackthpt writes "CNN is reporting two people, one in Los Angeles and one in Canada, were caught recording The Day After Tomorrow in cinemas, while a third got away. No mention if night-vision goggles, as previously mentioned, were of assistance." Reader azmatsci writes "Tuesday Sony was issued a patent for technology that will attempt to block camcorder recordings in movie theaters. Funny to me because I just came up with the same idea and discovered it while doing a patent search. Only problem with the idea is it will only block camcorders that use CCD recorders, which are sensitive to IR light. Another jamming idea which probably work for all camcorders can be found here."
What kind of provisions does the MPAA have, most likely under the DMCA, to prosecute people who are caught recording movies in the theaters? Will these people go to jail, or just get a slap on the wrist?
They should be fined just out of poor taste.
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Interesting idea - crank up those IR emitters enough, and people will get hot, and need to go buy more drinks. Maybe the big soda companies have a stake in this too?
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Exactly... I noticed how IR can be seen by camcorders, so why not have a few IR floodlights that would eliminate camcorders? Anyone not using a modern camcorder isnt going to be doing it for internet release anyway, so why bother with other methods. Besides, why would I want a crappy cam of a move? Telesync and DVD-Rip all the way!
I am not sure what the best solution would be. It's very hard to stop piracy on these types of thigns because of how many hands they cross when being produced. Most movies created these days require outside influence for CGI enhancements. From there it gets shown to have the music soundtrack added.. Include test audiences (and those that screen it for them), previews to movie theater employees and you have so many leaks along the chain you sometimes don't know where to start. This also isn't all inclusive of the movie industry either... The music industry suffers the same fate, albeit the music is a lot easier to take than a full-length movie.
Hmmm.
Maybe i won't have a popular opinion on this, but i'm happy they were caught.
I love all our priveleges and i dig our open source OSes and software, but i don't feel everything should be free.
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I do not know too much about camera filters, but I have heard of ones to block IR. Would that not make the system pointless?
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As they'd just stick an IR filtering lens on the thing. Problem solved. Cheaply too.
The thing with varying the framerate to introduce distortions sounds cool, but probably overly expensive for the limited scope of the actual problem itself.
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Or the movie companies could require the theaters to do what they did in cryptonomicon: put really big magnets in the doorways, so that all of the camcorders are destroyed. They could even post a sign about it to avoid being sued.
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Keep releasing bad movies no one wants to bootleg.
Instead of trying to prevent copying, cinemas should just force all viewers to strip naked before entering. As an added benefit, if the movie is boring, the audience can devise their own entertainment.
I don't know how effective the sony method would be. It seems like a dedicated person could filter the IR. I know that they do this in astronomy when using a CCD to look at stars and in high end photography:
high end photography using filter astronomy using hot mirror
Are there just a lot of geeks among reviewers who want information to be free? Are they selling them? It's strange to risk your job over something like this.
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(And here's an amusing summary/parody of the thing for those who are up for a little MST3K style ribbing at it.)
In terms of putting UV projectors behind the screen or off to the side, cant you just get a UV filter and put it over the lens, to filter out all the ultra violet light?
And in terms of messing with the projection rate. All of the things they seek to exploit stem from the fact that the human eye doesn't see descrete frames, it sort of blurs them togethor. Couldn't the people using the camcorders decrease the shutter speed to accomplish basically the same thing?
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Can you say "waste of time and money"? Who is going to choose a camcorder copy of a film over actually seeing it? That's right - those who weren't going to see it in the first place anyway.
If I can't at least check out the film beforehand i'm probably not going to pay at the box office either. Hollywood has pretty much set themselves up for this, with all the crappy movies they let out the door yearly.
I'll wait for the DVD and rent. They get minimum $$ out of my pocket, which is my goal. Most of the sheeple don't have the willpower to do so, sadly. Things might change if they did.
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Here's an idea: Security metal detectors! Homeland security will happily oversee who has what when entering the theatre. This will also reduce terror.
Tickets will now read "seating at 6.45. Movie starts at 7.00. Please be here two hours prior to the show due to security measures."
And this must work, since I haven't seen people recording movies on airplanes.
When filming a movie, get a buddy to sit with you with a camcorder as well. Activate the night vision on the camcorder, and scan for the evil anti-piracy guys using night vision. When you spot one of them, and they spot you, activate your camcorder's 1000 candle spotlight and aim at guy, and run for it.
Hmmm... this sounds like a really good Splinter Cell mod. Splinter Cell: Theaters VS Camcorders.
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have a blocking filter that will defeat this technique. Surely camcorders will have it as well...
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Using this might keep people from being able to use a camcorder too.
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FINALLY I can get my 700mb copy of the DAY AFTER TOMORROW in NIGHT VISION... does this mean I can watch the movie in pitch black and it will be all green and cool and stuff?
This is a dream come true, what a way to save $6 that's for sure.
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This wouldn't be such a good "view" for films such as "Star Wars". 300 naked star wars geeks, doing light-saber battles and fighting evil.. it's just too much for my eyes!
Hmmm.
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make me want to make a fake camcorder out of a block of wood and some paint and see if I can get arrested...
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Sony, in addition to film and audio distribution, also make camcorders. How much you want to bet that they are simply going to integrate into their camcorders some kind of wireless "switch", and sell transmitters to the theaters? They could then license this technology to all the other camcorder manufacturers (or if the problem is big enough, give it away?). You might say "Well, I will just bypass it, like with mod chips" - if integrated at some low chip level, without external antennas (or using the "ground" plane as an antenna) - and more powerful transmitter (to make up for the embeddedness) - it would probably be damn near impossible to bypass it (although nothing is a "sure thing")...
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They could dub sound from Independed Day onto the Day After Tomorrow and end up with the same movie because they are virtually the same movie.
Plot sploiler for both movies. Crazy scientist/pilot discovers threat to mankind -> authorities don't believe him -> mass destruction ensues -> authorities realize the err in their ways -> scientist/pilot risks own life to save others -> people are saved -> presidency personally thanks scientist, says mankind should unite to protect itself against evil.
I don't think it is as much these evil pirates out there risking their money and freedom to shoot in dark theatres just so they can put it on the Internet and get caught later. I believe that it is the people from the industry that leak the movie to their friends that eventually put it up for download. Most copies on the p2p networks are very good quality copied either from screeners or with a nice sturdy tripod - one that only a movie theatre employee would setup after hours during a "special" viewing. I know theatre managers that let their friends in and organize special shows for the unreleased movies. And it would be a surprise to Sony, but the night vision stuff is just another toy for the 16 year old kids who work at the theatres to play with.
Last time I checked, circulating these less-than-quality camcorder copies on the Internet can only increase the hype and exposure for the film itself in terms of media: articles written about the pirating of the movie by newspapers and television spots reporting the abuse that happen to mention the film's name one more time (that includes SLASHDOT...and. People who really want to experience the film will go see it and pay money for it...and yes, even those people who download those crappy copies will shell out 10 bucks to see Harry Potter because they want to see the REAL version, not the pirated version with crappy quality. After all it's a family event. So preventing camcorders filming is cutting into the bottom line box office.
Modern digital handheld camcorders can use extended exposure to essentially mimic the human eye's perception, making the frame timing rather useless unless you alter it so much that it looks bad to the eye too. technology simply advances too fast, they wont be successful til they stop the gear from getting in front of the screen in the first place. Add that to the fact that camera rips certainly arent the only source of leaks, this technology will be rather pointless eh? find a cure for cancer or something!
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The wolves were the dumbest thing about "The Day After Tomorrow." Did the wolves freeze too? WHO CARES! Dennis Quaid was much better in "Dinner With Friends."
Great so they can jack up the ticket prices even higher to pay for the "jamming" camcorders for the very very small percentage of theaters or people that try to record that way?
It's not just for hats anymore!
And the last part of the name is quickly becoming more and more ironic, what with RFID chips and all.
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I just sumbitted a patent for this jamming device.
We'll see how it goes. In tests so far it's been 100% effective.
Wait wait hold the fucking press, cinema recordings are crap, infact they are so crap i actually don't think i could ever bring myself to watch one. If someone gets ripped off buying one then thats their problem, piracy (ie selling for profit) is bad and we have police that go around stopping it, but the only purpose of filming off the screen and putting it on the net is so that people can see the film before it comes out in their country.
Who the hell cares if someone watches a film before it comes out in their country? better yet, who the hell cares enough to stick nightvision in cinemas and go to all the trouble to try and stop cameras from working (which is just an up-hill battle that will go through round after round of expensive research and cheap ways to circumnavigate it).
And giving out serious charges and prision time for this is just total fucking bullshit on the highest level. I can understand listening to an mp3 instead of a CD, i can understand watching a divx instead of a DVD, but if someone actually seriously wants to watch a poor quality cinema video then they're either too cheap to even go to the cinema (so dont bother chasing them) or they are total fanatics who need to see star-wars the very second it comes out and who will likely go and see it in the cinema about 20 times aswell.
I believe in stopping things at the source but this just takes the piss, chuck people out if they have cameras but dont do this to your customers because some of us arnt sheep who will take your bullshit excuses and give you their money just like they take bushes bull shit excuses and wave their flags around or take blunketts crap as he says "duuhhhh i think we should have id cards because they help fight terrorists" or listen to the fucking criminal israeli government as they say "yeah that vanunu is evil, kidnap is ok", some of us don't give jack about jay-lo's failing career or ben afflecks right to have 3 jets, the cinema industry is just becoming shitty like all the other industries and soon they are going to wake up either to a society of sheep who will buy their DRM or a society of people who say fuck you and boycott every
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Why don't they play the movies at different refresh rate. Just like a when you record a computer monitor with a video camera, you see black line crossing the video every once in a while. This is because the refresh rate of the computer monitor exceeds the refresh rate of the video tape recoder. Remember the Nyquist-Shannon sampling theorem? If they go faster, the human eye won't see a difference, but the cam will record the annoying line.
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will whole theater go blind after starring 3hours at strong IR source?
to design ways of jamming camcorders. As correctly pointed out by others here, most of us will want to view a decent DVD and not settle for crummy Digicam vids. Second, the jamming technique that is supposed to block all digital camcorders from recording relies, if I read between the lines correctly, on modulating brightness and perhaps color in a way that the human visual system will not grok but that will definitely show up on CCD. Now, how long would it take to either
-color/brightness correct in software, or
- modify the camcorder in such a way that its image acquisition becomes as slow as a human's (not sure if that can be done, anyone here with an understanding of camcorders?)
It's the usual senseless paranoia of the greedy big media trying to rake in every last penny that can possible be wrung from a movie release, causing us consumers more headaches than anything else. And it STILL won't prevent people from ripping DVD's and spreading the copies. So they will be losing money (but not much methinks) anyway.
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Movie theatres are already pretty tight about people bringing in food and snacks from other places into the theatre, but they can't stop/don't notice the people who bring camcorders?!? That big box of Hot Tamales seems like it would be whole lot easier to smuggle in and enjoy than a camcorder would be to smuggle in and use.
Of course, I know there are always going to be exceptions - like the guy who goes to the movie theatre that his buddy works at and therefore knows that he won't get checked on while filming the video - but, as some previous posts would indicate - there's ways around everything, including a security system built into the motion picture itself.
Wouldn't it be easier for the MPAA to force the theatres to enfore their security better? And maybe provide for penalties for security that is lacking?
I was in the park the other day wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get - and then it hit me.
Can you say "waste of time and money"? Who is going to choose a camcorder copy of a film over actually seeing it?
There's a huge flea market in the no-mans-land between Dallas and Grand Prairie, Texas, where you can buy just about anything you want. A friend of my daughter brought over "Freaky Friday" and "Freddy vs. Jason" the week they hit theaters -- she told me her mom bought them there. The image was grainy, the soundtrack muted, and of course there were no DVD extras -- you put it in and it started playing.
The problem, in this case at least, isn't us geeks. Our bittorrents and mp3s and such are an entirely different issue. The camcorder copies go straight to the underground economy, sold off the back of a truck at a flea market where if you don't habla el lingo, you'd better watch yourself. And the folks buying these goods often don't know the difference between pirated and legal: they're just buying it, just like they'll buy fake Nike shoes at the next stall.
That's the problem they're trying to solve. They're not trying to bust geeks, they're trying to bust criminals who will sell pirated copies of movies for hard cash.
By the way, my daughter and her friend both got informed, in detail, about what piracy is. My daughter now tells her friends "No, you can't borrow my CD to burn a copy, 'cause my dad won't let me." That's good enough for now.
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I hope the next time an idea like this starts to shine like a bright strobelight in its inventor's mind, at least they'll have a look at some hardly known websites like these:
The second method of causing distortion or a pattern just doesn't matter. People don't watch pirate copies for movie quality, they want to get the plot and often, the script. It's hard to transcribe something without a recording.
The IR method is useful, as almost all pocket movie recorders use CCD.
I still don't know why people lug in these cameras. Just get something like one of these or one of these.
Basically, only an idiot gets caught from such low tech detection (NVG, gimme a frikkin break).
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This is taken from the news.com.com.com article, talking about digital projectors
"But the technology has raised concerns that audience members might eventually create high-quality copies of movies using handheld video cameras smuggled into theaters."
Rriiiiigggghhhhhttttt, so I'm going to be able to take a wobbly handheld camcorder into a movie, sit behind some tall bloke, and magically record an ultra-high quality digital copy of a movie.
I guess some people just hear the word "digital" and suddenly get reality confused with a load of RIAA/MPAA propaganda.
Which one of you got away? Was it extremely difficult to escape the grasp of buttery fingered, 8.25/hr ushers?
Assuming 'Intent' must be proven, maybe a quick ransac^H^H^H^H^H^Hsearch of their homes by the gest^H^H^H^Hauthorities could turn up a system and evidence of previous nefarious activity. I'm sure somewhere beyond the usual warning 'Use of recording devices is forbidden, yada yada yada' there are some teeth to back the warning up.
I also doubt 'Fair Use' has a twig to lean on here..."Hey, I was just capturing it in case I missed a part and wanted to rewind and see it again *during* the movie."
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Perfect, just jack straight into my visual cortex to get the "raw feed".
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Every single week, I read about yet ANOTHER movie that has had 'the biggest box office opening weekend EVAR!!1!!111'
If piracy was such a problem, wouldn't box office openings be down?
Spending millions on anti-piracy technology, when it seems that more and more people are seeing the movies, seems, well, stupid.
I mean, just what other reason do you have to use a camcorder in a cinema?
The quality of a camcorder recording is already crap! Both the sound and video are usually awful. Does anybody really buy these things *instead* of going to the movies? A friend of mine bought the LOTR bootleg when he went to NY, as a gift for me to tide me over until the DVD came out, but I couldn't even bear to watch it, it was so bad.
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According to Cinea's grant abstract, the motion picture industry loses some $3 billion a year due to piracy, including the sale of illegal copies made using camcorders in theaters. The company predicted that its efforts could cut movie piracy by 50 percent.
Riiiight. Tell me another one. This is just as bas as the BS the RIAA feeds us. They're no losing any money I bet because many of the people who are trading/buying these illegal copies wouldn't buy the real thing anyway.
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Relative to what? Taking a crap on celluloid?
Do ya think that maybe the MPAA had a little influence on this reporter?
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I've always wondered if there was a way to make a similar device that I could use to fend off the Paparazzi. My goons aren't allowed to cause bodily harm to annoying photographers, so is there a device I could carry a that would destroy their film without hurting them and not be considered vandalism? Something that gives off a energy in the range that will enter the lense/shutter and overexpose the film, but isn't visible to the naked eye?
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When I read the grandparent post, I was mainly thinking of people with laptops. Pacemakers didn't occure to me. Maybe because none of my grandparents had them. Of course, being a Talking Toaster makes having a pacemaker a moot point.
I'm suprised I didn't think of credit cards. Just about everyone has an ATM and/or Credit Card these days. Hopefully Principal Skinner doesn't work for the MPAA.
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Airport styly security checkpoints for theater goers. OR register camera purchasers at time of purchase and create a nation wide data base so that when you buy tickets, they check your name against the database and they spot check you if you are not clear.
exactly.. and because of this arms race and inability for people in charge to see the wood for the trees, it'll end up like the situation we have with audio CDs (or is consumer opposition reversing the tide yet?), where they're f**ing up quality that humans can perceive in the name of "copy protection", but all that's happening is they're pissing of their customers (you know, the people who pay to go see movies) and not stopping piracy, as someone gets a clean un-fucked-up copy (either before the protection is applied, or by figuring out how to remove it). I already find the dots ("crap codes") annoying - i go to the cinema for the great picture and sound - if you take that away, what's the point? i urge the industry, just in case anyone's reading, not to get into this arms race, for their sake and ours (speaking for the movie-going public, not for pirates). While you're at it, remove the damn "don't copy" messages, and do more simultaneous worlwide releases, please.
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Especially about the first part of the posting. I assume this is just the /. kneejerk reaction to *any* kind of copyright enforcement, that doesn't involve someone violating the GPL? Someone is doing anything at all to prevent piracy, so it's a bad thing by definition?
Just because someone is enforcing their legally given right to control distribution does *not* make them an evil entity. It really doesn't.
God knows there's a hue and cry when someone does something w/ linux and doesn't share the code. You can't have one, without the other.
The same laws that make the GPL legally enforcable, make other copyright laws legally enforceable too.
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Not to mention all the other problems mentioned (pacemakers, credit cards, etc) a DVD-R camcorder would circumvent it if it was only strong enough to wipe the magnetic media but not strong enough to damage electronics (not even sure if that would be possible in the scale we are talking about).
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Indeed, I have a UV filter over all my lenses by default, simply to protect the lens. I suspect IR filters would work just as well.
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- It costs the same or less to rent a movie than to see it in the theatre. All of your friends can come over and you can all watch it without having to pay more.
- You can start the movie when you want to instead of waiting for it to begin.
- You don't have to worry about getting a good seat and you and your friends can sit together (not always possible in a crowded theatre).
- No ringing cell phones and crying children.
- You don't have to be subjected to 30 second commercials before the previews and the movie.
Add to that:I am just wondering, what about different framerates based on the amount of movement on the screen, something like 24-30FPS or something similar to help deter the smaller camcorders that people sneak in. If you imagine a CRT computer monitor flickering because the refresh rate doesn't sync up to cam the same could probably be done (or similar) to to movie theatre projections (as crappy as they are). Btw Hollywood, if you guys use this idea I want royalty fees ;-)
My cam has a tinfoil lens hood, it is impervious to all attakcks!
Hah, blinded the attendant!
Oh, oops, I just gave away my location to everyone not wearing night-vision specs, owing to lighting up a literal spotlight in a darkened theater in the middle of a movie...
Trying to jam a normal camcorder with IR is useless, most videocamera's are filtered against IR light. If they are not go get a filter in a camera shop
The second scheme probably relies on slightly changing the flicker frequency of the light in the projector. You know the effect from trying to film a computer monitor, bands of different brightness will appear or the image on the monitor wil flicker when seen trough the camera.
This is allso not really a problem. They will not be able to put the frequency of this flicker below 50 fps since it will become noticeble to the eye and it could "set off" epileptic people into a spasm.
Most film is shot at 24 fps, so simply selecting a low shutter speed wil eliminate the flicker and the remaining brightness jumps can be taken care of with a virtualdub filter.
Next DRM scheme please! This one is useless!
You're crazy if you think they don't track the number of tickets sold, especially with the modern computerized box office. They track everything, whether Entertainment Tonight reports it or not. The local theaters have to know exactly how many people watched each film and at what times, because they shift films from the high seating capacity theaters to the smaller screens down the hall based on projected sales.
::shudder:: cheaper tickets or just wait for the DVD.
Also, as anyone who has worked in a theater can tell you, they lose money big time on ticket prices but recoup the difference (plus some) at the concession stand. If they drop the concession prices, tickets would skyrocket. So let the sheep pay $4.50 for their sugar-water, and either be grateful for the
For those theaters who offer them, afternoon matinees are usually discounted. Good alternative for families because you skip the evening crowds, and the kids aren't all cranky from staying up late and pissing off the other patrons.
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Talk to a manager. Tell him that it ruined your experience. Tell him exactly what the problem was. He'll write it in a log. Get him to give you a readmit pass. The theater people don't care because for every readmit pass they issue, that's $8 that they don't send away to the studio.
The way they handle the complaints, they don't usually fix the problems right away unless it's a catastrophic failure. Usually they'll just log the complaints and then have the tech guy check it out the next day. Also, they know that only 1-5% of people are going to complain and get readmit passes.
Of the 8 or so movies I've gone to see in the last 6 months or so, about 3 of them I've gotten readmit passes for. Something or other was screwed up (gum on screen, bad sound, excessively jittery projection, etc). Unfortunately, it's hard to get your $9.25 back because the content sucked.
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Number one, it's copyright infringement, not theft. Look up theft in the dictonary, if the difference still isn't apparant, I'll explain it to you. More important, however, I should be allowed to take my personal property in with me. While the act of taping a movie may be illegal, simply having a cam corder should not be. I should basically be allowed to have any item that isn't already illegal with me, and not have it be illegal just because this happens to be a movie theatre.
This goes double because the day soon approches when things like PDAs will be able to record movies. They have cameras on them now, flash cards are getting bigger, and soon the technology to capture motion video will be on them. That would then make them illegal. So you are telling me that a PDA, which most people that have them carry everywhere, should suddenly be a felony to carry in a theatre? That's bullshit, and a really bad precident for laws.
Can anyone explain why copyright laws should have anything to do with the criminal court system, and not be handled in civil court, like patents and trademarks are? Why is there a difference?
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They are 24fps, have been pretty much since the beginning. When converting them to NTSC they are slown down to 23.976fps, then a telecine procedure is applied to bring them to 29.97fps. For PAL, they usually just speed them up by 1fps and leave it at that.
My god, why don't they worry about movies that people actually want to see!
The Day After Tomorrow? I'd rather watch static.
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I went to the Midnight showing of the latest Harry Potter and after finding out that people had been standing in line since 6:00 PM (6 HOURS?!? Jeeze...) I decided to go see Kill Bill Vol 2. But as I came out of my flick, I saw that the lines going into Harry Potter were having all bags searched and people being frisked. One geeky looking character was asked by the security folk to accompany a theater official to the office and was forcibly ejected from the theater about 20 minutes later. When I talked to him in the parking lot, he said they had confiscated his DV camera, taken his picture and ID'd him, and threatened to arrest him. Turns out he was a college student who apparently has been successful at this in the past. Guess an evening at the movies will involve the rubber glove treatment for anything on opening night from now on. As if the forcible gropings at the airport aren't enough... ---
This might work too as it's not supposed to affect the people in any way! (Directly, that is.)
While most of the cheap single CCD cameras are over-sensitive to IR light, get your self a decent 3CCD unit (I have a Panasonic MX500 which is about the cheapest 3CCD there is) and you'll find that they have no sensitivity to IR at all.
The prisms that split the incoming light into red, green and blue, simply don't pass the infra-red spectrum at all.
And, as an added bonus, you get a *much* better picture with richer colors and better dynamic range.
Days after the initial implementation of this procedure, movie ticket sales have fallen to nearly $0, proof that piracy is responsible for reduced MPAA profits. The MPAA is going to begin suing individuals while lobbying the government to pass more stringent laws regarding movies, because the Constitution states that the MPAA has a God-given right to eternal perpetually increasing profits, and the government has a duty to guarantee that those profits increase by a satisfactory amount each year.
...and it takes pictures too! I guess people won't be too pissed about cameras that randomly malfunction whenever they catch some random noise from somebody's cell phone or wireless network... Either that or getting mad about it will be illegal...
No problem, I'll get right on it.
I read a thread on here about a year ago, and it inspired me to come up with a great new device: An array of IR bulbs placed behind the movie screen. Since CCD cameras pick up infrared light as BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT, it would make the recorders non-functional. Since humans can't see IR light, it wouldn't affect their movie going experience what-so-ever. However, since CCDs see IR light (it's how night-vision cameras work) they would see the array lights and make the video imperceptible.
Here's an experiment to try - Point an IR remote at a video camera and see what happens. Here's a hint: BRIGHT WHITE FLASHES from that little device is what happens.
How did I get the idea... hrmmm... lemme see - Oh yeah, it was based on an article I read here on Slashdot last year!
I will a link to the article when/if I find it.
I'm not trying to stifle innovation here, I'm just pointing out that you can't claim originality to and idea that was posted publicly a little while back.
Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
In order to stop the nucience of camcorders in theaters I reccomend body cavity searches at the door and don't stop until you reach the backs of their teeth! Those seen walking into the theater yapping away on a cellphone and/or with small screaming children in tow are some of the most likely suspects.
Seriously, how the hell did that get stuck in there? DeCSS was written in standard ANSI C, wasn't it (if not, forgive me, it has been a while since I gazed apon it)? Also, last I looked, DVDJon was one guy.
C|Net has however, seemed a bit biased before, but it's not as if they've never reported on the subject before. (<rant>Only brainless morons would buy the "com" domain so they could actually have "news.com" as their
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this is what i suggested last year!7 631
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=65970&cid=607
Just sell the movie to moviegoers on the way out of the cinema!
The overwhelming reason why pirates can sell their crappy recordings is the insanely stupid idea that US moviegoers should get first dibs, then overseas moviegoers, then US rental customers, then overseas rental customers and only then can people in the US *buy* the movie (as can the rest of the world with code-free DVD-players).
This leaves a several month gap which the pirates can - and will - fill.
Therefore: Drop the gap and sell the movie as well as screen it everywhere from day one. Problem solved!
"For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) --
> while a third got away.
Jebus H., how hard can it be to corner someone in a theater? There are only 3 exits.
(-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
Robert
Bastard Operator From 193.219.28.162
Most of the comments, both pro and con, are moot if you consider bringing your car to the movie. Tailgate party, anyone?
File this patent in the "Press shift key to bypass copy protection" bucket.
Thanks to Walmart, most item sold will soon have a tag. Camcorders could have one installed at the factory.
I have an idea. Put a sign outside the movie theater stating that you are not responsible for any damage that may come to electronics that are brought in to the theater. All electronics, including cell phones, pagers, etc., must be left in the car. Then, at all the movie premiers, emit a low level EMP every 5-10 minutes to disable any electronics equipment. Granted, this would kill anyone with a pacemaker, but old people scare me anyways. You'd also have to shield the camera room. Hey, it could happen, cap'n.
Listen to my experimental-industrial-techno!
I thought of a way to make it harder for paparazzi to take photos of stars etc. The stars wear a device around their neck, which flashes like a camera flash whenever it detects a flash from cameras. That could screw up the exposure of conventional film cameras.
But with the advances of digital photography tech pretty soon (even now) flash use could be optional under normal lighting - flash only used if you want/like the effect.
It would need to be a really fucking strong magnet.
The DoD once built a degausser strong enough to wipe a hard drive, but it made the lights dim and bent the disk platters. Try an experiment yourself: take a floppy, stick it to the refrigerator with a magnet, leave it there a few days, then try reading the data. It will likely still work (unless it was broken in the first place).
the testing continues, as of right now, the process cause viewers eyes to bleed, and a green substance resembling guacamole to come out of the ears...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
All CCD's are sensitive to IR. They have a blocking filter internally to prevent it from fuzzing the image as IR has a different focal length than visible light. Matter of fact the Sony NightVision cameras simply moves the IR filter out of the CCD path and turns on an IR emitter to turn it into a miniature and low powered nightscope. So IR could never be the answer to blocking recording in a theatre.
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BubbaJonBoy