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Spam Turns 100, By One Reckoning

mkavanagh2 writes "Spam is 100 years old today! But, surprisingly, the first spam wasn't sent via e-mail. In fact, 100 years ago, Cunard sent out telegrams to selected (rich) members of the British social elite, advertising tickets on a new liner, and becoming the first spammer. Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed for the 100 years of 'joy' they have given us. ;)"

366 comments

  1. Cheap fun by erick99 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Spam, if that is what it was (as opposed to junk mail) was a bit more costly to Cunard than to modern day spammers. If he had not the cost of the telegrams he might have sent the sales pitch to the entire assembly rather than the "select" group. Junk mail is cheaper still than telegrams but not nearly as cheap as email spam where you can reach out and touch millions for a pittance. So long as spam is that inexpensive, and a least a few souls click to their way to more hair, a longer penis, $35,000,000 from a besieged politico in Nigeria, then we will continue to have spam. Short of taxing email (would that even work?), spam is here to stay. No need to repay them, they seemingly pay themselves very well, and, possibly , at your expense.

    Cheers,

    Erick

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    1. Re:Cheap fun by rokzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hate this defeatist attitude.

      there is no reason why spam cannot be defeated. in principle it's one of the easiest problems. much easier than hunger or aids. the problem is just that lots of people in charge won't get off their arse and design a new protocol.

      maybe because there's no money in it. pharmaceutical companies hate cures, they much prefer treatments. you only sell a cure once, but treatments last a lifetime.

    2. Re:Cheap fun by back_pages · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Oh yeah, laziness and greed are gonna be SO easy to just stamp out. It's definitely not as hard as, say, using the farking shift key.

      Spam is not a technological problem, it's a social problem. Find me a widespread social problem that was easy to fix and I'll show you a magical fantasy land with unicorns and easy living.

    3. Re:Cheap fun by rokzy · · Score: 1

      of course it's a technological problem.

      if you mean that some people are twats, sure that will always be true.

      but make a protocol that doesn't allow anonymous sending of mail and you defeat spam.

    4. Re:Cheap fun by MrRTFM · · Score: 1

      I think the current spate of phishing emails will help wipe out spam.

      As more and more users lose their bank accounts, install viruses which hose their PC's and generally realise that the shit they get on email is pure shit, then they will start ignoring it.

      The more its ignored, the less effective it'll become.

      --
      You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
    5. Re:Cheap fun by back_pages · · Score: 2, Insightful
      but make a protocol that doesn't allow anonymous sending of mail and you defeat spam.

      Dur, turning off email defeats spam. That doesn't make it a good solution. Forcing people to indentify themselves isn't going to halt spam. It doesn't stop junkmail in your USPS mailbox, does it? It never kept phone solicitors from calling you, did it?

    6. Re:Cheap fun by znode · · Score: 5, Insightful
      but make a protocol that doesn't allow anonymous sending of mail and you defeat spam.
      Show me a non-spoofable (or so difficult to spoof it would not be profitable sending spam through) protocol that doesn't allow anonymous sending of mail, yet still allows normal communications*, and I'll send you a copy of Duke Nukem Forever. On a stick.

      *i.e. not a whitelist, because then legitimate but not-yet-on-your-whitelist people can't contact you
    7. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As it looks to me spam will be 'defeated' about the same time the war on terrorism is won and world hunger is a thing of the past.
      I don't consider myself a cynic, but agree with the grandparent - 'tis here to stay...

    8. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      in my lifetime I have been called unsolicited once on the phone. I hung up after 5 secs.

      there's some mail spam but that takes ~1/1000th the time to deal with as email spam does.

      you're right, forcing people to identify themselves won't stop spam, but forcing them to identify themselves AND living in a non-US country with decent data protection laws WILL stop it.

    9. Re:Cheap fun by FlutterVertigo(gmail · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Rx companies don't hate cures - they don't even hate FDA regulations - particularly when you look at all of the off-the-label[1] uses MDs[2] find for their medications. What they hate is someone tinkering with their income. They claim it's for research of future products but you know they have to keep the stockholders happy. Surprisingly, the incumbent Indiana Governor (short term - his predecessor died ~ a year ago of a stroke) is campaigning to improve upon his current methods of reducing Rx prices, particularly to the elderly, even if it means importing from Canada! [3] Many cities & a few states do this now so it probably seems a bit strange [even to those of you reading this]. That is, until you realize Eli Lilly's[4] headquarters are just down the street from the Governor's office. So far, nothing has been publicly stated by Lilly, but you know there's got to be some maneuvering behind the scenes to provide support for the opposition (who was a Bush Budget Manager).


      [1] For those unfamiliar with the term, it means "used for something other than the intended use". There are obviously some limits lest the physician stray too far, but there are some really helpful situations. I was in a car accident a little over nine years ago and have a "permanent headache". I take an anti-seizure medication to help keep the pain at a manageable level although I have never had a seizure. It does have several uses relating to chronic pain. An ideal off-the-label scenario.
      [2]The punctuation-challenged can pretend I wrote that as MD's.
      [3]Unfortunately, the media seems rather dense on this subject and permit the various drug companies to get away with, "One of the dangers is the fact the medications are likely to be unsafe." Now if they are unsafe, why are the Canadians taking it from the drug companies [directly] and dispensing it to their citizenry? The media needs to grow some cajones and follow up with these types of questions.
      [4]Makers of Prozac and now Cialis. I love the ED meds: "Do not use after you've consumed very much alcohol." (what if it took a lot of drinks to get her into the mood?) "If an erection lasts more than four hours, although rare, seek medical attention." How many guys are going to walk away from a four-hour hard-on when they're taking a pill to get one in the first place?

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    10. Re:Cheap fun by rokzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      d'uh, if it existed we wouldn't have spam, that's kinda the point.

      imagine something where you need to set up an account (more like a bank account in a well-regulated country than a simple fill in this web form thing). then every mail is authenticated like a bank transfer.

      then imagine spam being more like credit card fraud - sure it happens sometimes, but isn't the norm like spam is now. actually spam is about 10 times* more the norm than legitimate mail at the moment.

      *or some other ridiculous number.

    11. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "maybe because there's no money in it. pharmaceutical companies hate cures, they much prefer treatments. you only sell a cure once, but treatments last a lifetime."

      This really isn't true.
      Pharmaceutical compaines have no problem with cures. (remember the last time you took an antibotic?). The problem is that we aren't all that advanced in medician as most people think. Nearly every treatable, but non-cureable thing is due to either a virus, or due to a missing hormone or extra hormone in the body itself. Drugs are basicaly things that help to weaken a viruses (it's very difficult to kill somthing that isn't alive and uses your own cells to reproduce, your body either builds an imunity to them or you sucumb to their effects) control an existing hormone your body is producings (such as propecia), or provide for a hormone your body isn't producing (insulin).
      To do any thing further we usualy have to take drastic measures (like in the case of cancer with kemotherapy, radiation, surgery, transplants, etc.).
      What we will probably be able to do in the near future, however, is introdce various types of genethearpy in the form of retroviruses that actualy go out and make alterations to our DNA.

      Yes, it is expensive to develop such new technology, but the pharmaceuticals are trying to do it anyways, because the payoff is a hell of a lot. And (here's the real greed, if one needs a reason for it) if they don't do it, somone else will first.

    12. Re:Cheap fun by tylernt · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A whitelist approach can work, even for legit users not yet on your whitelist. They send you an email. Your server holds the mail and autoresponds, asking them to verify that they are a human -- using one of those little letters-on-a-blurry-background deals. That done, they are added to your whitelist and their original email goes through.

      It's not profitable for spammers to sit around human-verifying 1,000,000 emails.

      So, what kind of stick will Duke Nukem come on?

      --
      DRM 'manages access' in the same way that a prison 'manages freedom'
    13. Re:Cheap fun by rokzy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      during the cold war the USSR developed bacteriophages which were so successful that just one drop would cure lots of problems and doctors using them could operate in filthy conditions without fear of infection.

      the Western pharma co's hated them and discredited them because they were a threat to profits.

      when was the last time you took a single antibiotic? oh, that's right, it's more like 3 times a day for a week isn't it?

      plus now overuse of antibiotics is kicking us in the arse because of resistance. I blame retarded parents who can't accept children sometimes get ill and it's a part of life and demand something regardless of effectiveness, and I blame the weak, short-sighted doctors for giving in and over-prescribing.

    14. Re:Cheap fun by thedillybar · · Score: 1
      >the problem is just that lots of people in charge won't get off their arse and design a new protocol.

      The problem is that people keep buying the junk advertised by spam.

      No matter what protocol you use, how are you going to stop me from sending e-mail to all my classmates telling them I have a textbook for sale? Not allow me to e-mail all my classmates? What if I need to do this for some other reason?

    15. Re:Cheap fun by Grakun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Forcing people to indentify themselves isn't going to halt spam. It doesn't stop junkmail in your USPS mailbox, does it? It never kept phone solicitors from calling you, did it?

      It's not supposed to halt it. Although it will throttle it, as well as allow us to identify it. Spammers send out thousands of spam emails per second without paying a dime. I have yet to see any phone solicitors or printers/postal services that can send spam that fast, or that cheap.

    16. Re:Cheap fun by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Short term solution, sooner or later those blurry letters will be able to be identified by a computer. In other words, the method will be defeated as algorithms and computer processing power increases.

    17. Re:Cheap fun by FlutterVertigo(gmail · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not a technical issue, it's a financial issue masking itself as a legislative issue. The US isn't a Democracy or a Republic, at least, not where it counts. We are a Plutocracy [1]. When the "you CAN-SPAM" law was put into play, it was written largely by the DMA (Direct Marketing Assocation). They wanted to ensure there was a feasible business model - then through in opt-out to avoid too much backlash by the users and losing everything. Unfortunately, something equally as distasteful is a "Do Not Email" list - see "Do Not Call List" for phones.
      I agree about phishing. If it's used to prime the pump and enough people make enough noise that phishing is dangerous because of anonymous email and legislation which cures it can be used to cure spam, it would only take a couple of people running for office to get vocal about it (and start the momentum), even if they are sitting on the wrong side of a 75%-25% poll going into the election. IOW, if someone's running for office at the Congressional level and they hold some type of town hall meeting (in office) or a rally taking questions during a campaign, that's probably a good time to start pushing this simple agenda.
      What should exist is "I'll accept business email" and "I'll accept telemarketing calls." The problem with that is those who believe they have something to lose from that philosophy (or those philosophies) would say, "But no one would sign up!" and the appropriate response is, "Exactly."


      [1]Or: "He who has the gold makes the rules." "Life is like a sh%t sandwich: the more bread you have, the less sh%t you have to eat."

      Once again...
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    18. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what makes you think you should have the right to use email for mass unsolicited advertising?

      if it really is the case that there's just a small number of friends, then that would obviously look like normal email.

      I can't believe what shite imaginations most people have when it comes to anti-spam.

    19. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what?

      all anti-crime/anti-bad things activity is a short term solution because in the end you die.

      so should we just not bother?

    20. Re:Cheap fun by benna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what if I want an anonymous email account and I'm not a spammer? The real problem is idiots that buy things from spammers. If they didn't exist, neither would spam. So I say somebody should fund an ad campaign telling people not to buy things from spammers.

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    21. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if you want an anonymous bank account but are not a money launderer?

      tough shit.

    22. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair to the FDA, they tend to have stricter regulations than Canada does. One of the hallmarks is that they were still testing Thalidomide when it created a mini-epidemic in Canada.

    23. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You call that a sig? THIS is a sig.

      that's an awesome sig! both of 'em!

    24. Re:Cheap fun by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the problem is just that lots of people in charge won't get off their arse and design a new protocol.

      Oh, is that all?

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    25. Re:Cheap fun by TheoMurpse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm going to start with an assertion of my beliefs:
      Everyone has the right to run their own SMTP server.

      Following from this, everyone would be able to send email.

      Following this, everyone would be able to send spam.

      How do you stop the spam, without removing something you might argue is a right? You stop peoples ability to run SMTP servers, then you stop some people from using the email of their choice. Slashdotters, how many of you HAVE your own SMTP servers? I'm pretty sure a lot of you do.

      Also, remember that there are ISPs that don't provide email, so you either turn to some crappy MSNesque online email, or you host your own SMTP.

      Now, you might say "well what about that verification thing so we KNOW who is sending the email?"

      well, why can't i write a trojan that is a spam-sending trojan? just write a trojan that creates its own SMTP server, and voila!

      Please someone correct me if i'm wrong in this.

    26. Re:Cheap fun by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Short of taxing email (would that even work?), spam is here to stay.

      I think to tax spam we would first have to implement a way of verifing who sent it, otherwise you would get charged for all the spam with your spoofed address on it.

    27. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you should stop thinking you have rights. email by definition involves other people, and when it comes to doing things that affect other people you have very few rights.

    28. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe you just compared spam to hunger and aids. You have got to be the geekiest white suburban kid in Amerikkka. Lick my balls Mister Garrison.

    29. Re:Cheap fun by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 1

      But what if I want my penis enlarged?!?

      --

      Don't you hate meta-sigs?
    30. Re:Cheap fun by iamacat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check this out. Free personal e-mail certificates!

      I am affraid I am a Mac user, so I will take a gmail invite instead of DNF. The stick is optional.

    31. Re:Cheap fun by igrp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Challenge response doesn't really address the problem - it deals with the symptoms. And it doesn't work well if widely deployed.

      It adds CPU and bandwidth overhead and if everybody and their mother has a unique identifier system (even with a 'little-letters-on-a-blurry background' system, which would cut peole who go just poll, download and read their email offline off or require HTML email) in place, spammers would just focus on defeating that.

      Plus, c/r systems don't really work, unless they're properly implemented. If you shoot me an email and my c/r implementation sends you a challenge because you're not on my white list (provided, the from address is not spoofed) and your c/r system doesn't recognize my address as whitelisted and, in turn, sends me a c/r token we have a basic breakdown of communication (an indefinite mail loop, which hopefully one of our systems would notice).

    32. Re:Cheap fun by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      pharmaceutical companies hate cures, they much prefer treatments

      Do you also think funeral parlors are happy when people die? I rather suspect every non-nutcase company would gladly disolve if that's the price of curing AIDS. You are talking about ethics of software companies, but humans dying because their body rots out is a bit more important than the format of your word processor files.

    33. Re:Cheap fun by astrotek · · Score: 2, Funny

      so lets think of the best way to repay the people that accually bought from the person that sent them a message 100 years ago.

    34. Re:Cheap fun by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Imagine that you can just type an easily readable word to view some free, high-quality pr0n. Ok, you are in 10% who can refuse now, how about when you were 16? Uh-uh. I read before these schemes are quite popular and the economics is right. The pr0n only needs to be produced once and even if by some miricle the star is well paid rather than exploited, if you didn't yet see the photo/clip, well it's nude to you. Imagine a beowulf cluster of slashdotters helping spammers because they can't get the real thing.

    35. Re:Cheap fun by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While that's true on the surface, it's really not the core of the problem. The main people buying things from spammers are the companies HIRING the spammers. The spammers say "we'll mail out 10M ads" and don't guarantee any sort of return. The companies then consider the .000001% response rate a positive thing and worth the money they paid the spammer. I got spammed by Target about 1.5 months ago. Cancelled my target card and haven't shopped there since, when they asked why, I told them I don't do business with spammers. I doubt they care, since I'm probably the only one. If more people did that, though, it might have an effect. So when I think about it, you're right. By hiring a spammer, Target BECAME spammers and the only place they can be hit is in the bottom line.

    36. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      back_pages wrote:

      Spam is not a technological problem, it's a social problem.

      True. That's why technological solutions (new protocols, new filters) won't solve the problem for good.

      There's an easy way to put an end to spam email: Make every email cost one tenth of a cent to send.

      (This needs a world-wide legislation update to make ISPs really require and charge it, but that's not as impossible as it sounds; spam is considered a problem in every country that has ISPs. Webmail providers -- Hotmail, Yahoo, Gmail -- would have to charge all their customers, or pay for their non-paying ad-receiving customers.)

      You could still send a thousand emails for a buck/euro (or equivalent amount elsewhere). In practice for free.

      But spam would become too costly. Send a million emails, pay a grand: probably too much for their revenue structure.

      This one would need a lot of political will and power behind it to happen, though, admitted...

    37. Re:Cheap fun by plover · · Score: 4, Interesting
      No, very few idiots actually buy from spammers.

      Mostly, the idiots are the vendors who hire the spammers. They buy the spamming service for $60.00 for 10000 emails. The spammers invest $200 in "fake" purchases from the vendor. The vendor is so excited he forks over $1000 for 200,000 emails. The spammer sends them out, and pockets the $860, not caring if the vendor makes another sale or not. If he thinks the fish is really gullible, he might string him along with another investment of $100-200, in hopes of landing another $2000 or so.

      Spammers are thieves, they lie, cheat and hack their way into our inboxes. What makes you think they treat their paying customers any better?

      --
      John
    38. Re:Cheap fun by iamacat · · Score: 1

      when was the last time you took a single antibiotic? oh, that's right, it's more like 3 times a day for a week isn't it?

      When was the last time you jailed a single criminal and then pulled all the policeman out of the street so that the remaining ones can remain at large and learn how to conceal their misdeeds better? I would rather think you want to stick it out until the crime in question is no longer a big concern and natural vigilence of citizens is enough to stop the few remaining instances. Letting antibiotic-resistant bicteria breed would be most unwise.

    39. Re:Cheap fun by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone has the right to run their own SMTP server.

      I agree with this. However, before someone tries to use this to attack dialup/dynamic blocklists, allow me to correct one small error: "Everyone has the right to run their own SMTP server provided they PAY for it." Most ISPs have business accounts that allow you to run a server, whereas home accounts generally (not always; Sprint DSL is an exception I'm familiar with) forbid running servers. Yes, you generally have to pay more for a business account, but thems the breaks.

      The second you accept an AUP that forbids servers, you no longer have a right to run a mail server on that IP. Every widely-blocked dynamic IP range that people tend to complain about (Roadrunner, Comscat, SBC, etc...) has the server prohibition in their AUP.

    40. Re:Cheap fun by iamacat · · Score: 1

      I would gladly stand in line in a crowded government institution and pay a $100 processing fee to add myself to "don't call", "don't e-mail" and "don't harass in airports" lists that have some teeth - enforcement/punishment strong enough that I no longer get much junk e-mail. I would prefer that for me it was the default, but maybe some people are really bargin hunting for solutions for enlarging misspelled portions of their bodies. Who am I to presume?

    41. Re:Cheap fun by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting
      No, even enforcing fully traceable spam and passing draconian laws won't stop it.

      Most spam today comes from zombie PCs, not from giant spam servers. Spammers have hackers infest thousands of PCs with worms, and use those to spew forth their vendors' get rich quick schemes.

      OK, you made spam traceable. So now what? Are the feds going to bust in on Aunt Millie just because she didn't install Service Pack 2, hot fix KB123456789, and so allowed spammers to use her name to send their crap?

      It might mean Comcast shuts down Aunt Millie's PC from sending email. Or not -- maybe the zombie operator uses Aunt Millie's PC to generate a new Hotmail or gmail account, and sends forth the bilge from there? Extra steps that get Aunt Millie in hotter water, but do nothing to the spammers or their hacking minions.

      Technological answers only stop them one zombie at a time. Sure, you can disinfect Aunt Millie's box, but by the time it's patched, both Uncle Fred and Grandma Anna's PCs have been wormed. Spam laws be damned, you're not going to be a popular government for jailing Millie, Fred and Anna for what amounts to a "failure to understand and apply Windows XP Service Pack 2's cumulative security patch for the week ending 9/18."

      It's like any other crypto or security problem. Security is a perimeter defense, and it will always be attacked at the weakest point. Cryptologically hardened email will simply mean we spend more CPU cycles verifying that this spam did indeed come from Aunt Millie. ( And, the converse should indicate that the spammers have a weak point too -- I believe it's somewhere south of their pelvises, and north of their thighs. Apply the appropriate amount of pressure and see how much spam shows up tomorrow ... :-)

      --
      John
    42. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pharmaceuticals is about business, not people.

    43. Re:Cheap fun by lakeland · · Score: 1

      Much as we bash microsoft here... Se for example:
      http://research.microsoft.com/~joshuago/smartproof .pdf

    44. Re:Cheap fun by Tiram · · Score: 1

      plus now overuse of antibiotics is kicking us in the arse because of resistance. I blame retarded parents who can't accept children sometimes get ill and it's a part of life and demand something regardless of effectiveness, and I blame the weak, short-sighted doctors for giving in and over-prescribing.

      You do have a point, but it's not as clear-cut as that. To start with, it's often a case of doctors pushing the "easy solution", antibiotics, on the parents, rather than the parents demanding it. Another point is that parents often see no other solution when they are caught between sick kids and a boss with little understanding for employees that stay home because of sick children.
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    45. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Western pharma co's weren't the ones who discredited them. The US FDA and Co. were. That's a question of politics, not profits.

      "when was the last time you took a single antibiotic? oh, that's right, it's more like 3 times a day for a week isn't it?

      plus now overuse of antibiotics is kicking us in the arse because of resistance."

      "Germs" have built a resistance to antibiotics because people "stop" taking them, not because they are over perscribed.

      You should always take antiboditics for perscribed amount of time *even if you feel better and are completely over the illnesss* Otherwise you give the illness a chance to develop an imunity to the antibiotic. That is why you take them 3 times a day for a week.

    46. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rather suspect every non-nutcase company would gladly disolve if that's the price of curing AIDS.

      That's just it though - corporations are psychopaths. The people within them may not be, but if they don't take every step necessary to secure profit, they leave themselves wide-open to a shareholder lawsuit.

    47. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate spam as much as the next bastard, but let's not forget that the only reason it really exists (and thrives) is because enough people are actually buying the crap that they are hawking...Crazy as it sounds to us, some people (i.e. enough to make it profitable) *love* spam!

    48. Re:Cheap fun by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      Then you'll just have to hang weights from it, like we did in the good old days.

      --
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      "I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be."
    49. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I hate this defeatist attitude.

      I just hate hearing about spam. I'm sure I'm confronted with it more often in whining artitles at Slashdot that I am in my inbox. Shut up about it already! Use Thunderbird, or some other client with Baysian filtering. Find an ISP which filters for you. Set up filters to implement a whitelist.

    50. Re:Cheap fun by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      My AUP doesn't prohibit using server, but my mail server is blocked becaus I am on a dynamic IP. I have not payed to browse on the port 80, but to have a internet connection and use it as I wish.

      The business account is generally a service of better quality, redondancy and time to repair than the home one, but it is the same service: be connected on the internet.

      I didn't need to PAY to run my own SMTP server. And if my provider change this I will go see elswere if I am there and say them bye bye.

    51. Re:Cheap fun by way-kun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are the feds going to bust in on Aunt Millie just because she didn't install Service Pack 2, hot fix KB123456789, and so allowed spammers to use her name to send their crap?

      No, but her ISP should have the right to temporarily disconnect her from the internet. Why? Because she (or her computer, but that's her responsibility) is causing problems on the internet.
      It would also convince people that bad software causing worse problems is not "the way to go" (yes, i mean microsoft).

    52. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      combine it with fw / NAT at the ISP side of the cable. It would work fine.

      I still prefer the
      MX add on / query for valid sender IPs
      idea though.

    53. Re:Cheap fun by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Is your mailserver blocked on outgoing 25 (by your provider) or incoming 25 (by other mail admins)? If the former, your beef is with your provider. If the latter, you're pretty much out of luck. You pay for a connection to the internet, but that doesn't guarantee that you are welcome anywhere outside their border router

      Unfortunately, for every 1 legitimate connection attempt I get from a Dynamic IP address, I get about 5000 viruses, worms, and spams from 0wned winboxen. Like many others, I made the judgement call to deny connections from any known Dynamic IP address blocks solely based on the numbers. A simple case of the spammers ruining for everyone, but I'm not about to expose my users to floods of garbage for the sake of a few mailservers on mobile IP addresses.

    54. Re:Cheap fun by cazzazullu · · Score: 1
      I have said this before here on slashdot: Charge people for Email, just like regular mail. It does not need to be expensive (i.e. 200 free mails each month, extra mails at a few cents a piece), nobody who can afford an email-account and an internet-connection isn't able to afford this as well, and it would get rid of the whole spam-problem all together.

      Or we can make another email-service (-protocol) next to the already existing one, but one that charges you to use it. I would gladly pay a few cents/dollars each month to avoid spam (it takes a lot of my time sifting through all this junk every day).

      --
      int main(void) {while(1) fork(); return 0;}
    55. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gaustin@gmail.com? or would that be gaustin@gmail.com?

    56. Re:Cheap fun by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your post advocates a

      ( ) technical ( ) legislative (X) market-based ( ) vigilante

      approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

      ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
      (X) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
      ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
      ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
      ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
      (X) Users of email will not put up with it
      ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
      ( ) The police will not put up with it
      ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
      (X) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
      ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
      ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
      ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for

      ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
      ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
      ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
      ( ) Asshats
      ( ) Jurisdictional problems
      (X) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
      ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
      ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
      ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
      ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
      (X) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
      ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
      ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
      (X) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
      ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
      ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
      ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
      ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
      ( ) Outlook

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      (X) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
      ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
      ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
      ( ) Blacklists suck
      ( ) Whitelists suck
      ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
      ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
      (X) Sending email should be free
      ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
      ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
      ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
      ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
      ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
      ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

      Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

      (X) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
      ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

      --
      Breaking Into the Industry - A development log about starting a game studio.
    57. Re:Cheap fun by ojQj · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You and the anonymous coward below both misunderstood the GP post. There are antibiotics that are designed to be taken only once. I don't know how many varieties there are of these antibiotics, but I do know at least that there is one for bladder infections.

      GP is asking if the design of creating a lot of pills to be taken over a period of time is necessary in as many cases as it is used. (That's assuming I understood him correctly which is also not guaranteed.) If more antibiotics were designed to be taken only once, people would be less likely to make mistakes which lead to antibiotic resistance.

    58. Re:Cheap fun by brainburger · · Score: 1

      "If you shoot me an email and my c/r implementation sends you a challenge because you're not on my white list (provided, the from address is not spoofed) and your c/r system doesn't recognize my address as whitelisted and, in turn, sends me a c/r token we have a basic breakdown of communication"

      My C/R system has proved 100% effective at keeping the 500+ spams-per-week out of my inbox.
      (Really).
      It avoids the infinite loop problem by whitelisting any address that I send mail to, so any challenge originating from that address could get through.
      The one dislike I have about it is that it blocks genuine failed delivery notices, along with all the fake bounces which are actually spam.

    59. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any citations for this? Otherwise, it sounds like an urban legend.

    60. Re:Cheap fun by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Tell that to poor aunty Millie, who has her winbox rooted into a zombie spewing out 1000's of messages a day.

      She will have a heart Attack.

      --
      Have a nice day!
    61. Re:Cheap fun by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the whole thread, but a nice thing about a web-of-trust system using public keys is that you could dump the organization who trusts Aunt Millie to send valid email (assuming the virus/worm was able to send signed emails.. otherwise, they probably shouldn't even make it past the mail relay)

      If that organization is MSN, AOL or Google, you might think that those organizations would have incentive to not get themselves untrusted. Ditto for the ISPs.

      So now they have a need to trust their users... no more instant-disposable anonymous accounts, no more open mail relays, no more suspicious email.

      Google, Hotmail or Yahoo could kickstart public key encryption for antispam overnight by implementing a simlified "secure email" interface... e.g. "Yahoo trusts this email originated from Yahoo... " eventually "Yahoo trusted this email came from Google", and finally "You trust this email because it is signed by somebody your friend Bob trusts."

    62. Re:Cheap fun by pehrs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Once upon the time spam through faxes was a hideous problem. But now it's rather rare. The combination of effective laws, enforcement of said laws and new tech actually stopped the spam.

      It is months since I last got any fax spam, and had to respond with the usual 1000 pages of "Do not send advertising to this phone number". Using a modem that goes rather quick.

      What we need is effective laws (forget the current). We need effective enforcement of said laws. Make it the ISP's responsibility to filter outgoing mail. If a user wants to run an SMTP server he will have to ask the ISP for permission and take responsibility for it. Make sure the fines /HURT/. Spam is one of the few kinds of crime where the punishment actually can be an effective deterrent, together with other economic crimes.

      Last, and most important, people will have to stop the attitude of "Filter and try to survive". Begin striking at the source. Cutting of spammers from their income or raising the costs are both good ways. If they have a homepage, drain their bandwidth. Download it a couple of million times. Bandwidth is expensive. Try to get their payment systems revoked so they can't take payments. Snail mail addresses? Those are vulnerable. Anything that earns the spammer money should be targeted and shut down.

      Here in Sweden fake invoices was a huge problem, until the company that handles most of the payments began freezing any account associated with such. In a matter of weeks the problem more or less disappeared. If this were possible with spam we would have a much easier life.

      There is still a lot that can, and should be done. But if mail as a system is to survive we will have to defeat spam somehow. For people will eventually give up. I can deal with 100 spam a day, but I have relatives that don't use email any more.

    63. Re:Cheap fun by Gumph · · Score: 1

      I read DNF in your article and instead of Duke Nukem Forever, thought Did Not Finish - how apt!!

      --
      'By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes'
    64. Re:Cheap fun by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Let's have some cheap fun returning the favor.

      For those with nothing better to do on their computers, there ought to be a SPAMback(tm) 101 course given at local community colleges. the course will instruct people on how to identify web forms embedded in a message and/or via a link in the message. The latter requires knowing how to use a safe browser to get the raw HTML code.

      Then, everybody composes GET requests on the Address line of their browser substituting false info for the form fields and sending it to the spammed service's web page. Let them weed through the garbage responses.

      Eventually, I plan to write an automated script to fill in junk values from a random word list. I'll let my computer send a new one out every 5 minutes or so. If we get a lot of people running the same script from all over, the spammers might just get frustrated enough.

      Does such a script or application exist that does that? Maybe those "Learn Computer Programming" classes can program one as a lesson in Internet application programming.

    65. Re:Cheap fun by aoacoder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Spammers have hackers infest thousands of PCs with worms, and use those to spew forth their vendors' get rich quick schemes. " You sir, are an arrogant pig. The term hacker has nothing to do with the sort. This is a media development designed to destroy the good image of what a hacker really is. Perhaps if you looked back you would note that a hacker is someone deeply involved in technology, or any discipline for that matter. So you yourself are a hacker (except not in the sense of what the media try's to portray it to be). SO stop watching popular press, and then maybe you wouldn't demonize innocent computer geeks who have nothing to do with spam. Thomas

    66. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dearest mods:

      Whomever modded the parent post "Offtopic" was clearly mistaken. The topic at hand is "spam", and the parent post is FUCKING SPAM.

      "-5 DIE SPAMMER DIE" would have been a more appropriate mod.

      That is all.

    67. Re:Cheap fun by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      I don't think so.

      Remember, there are stupid people suing their banks because they got phished.

    68. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you shoot me an email and my c/r implementation sends you a challenge because you're not on my white list (provided, the from address is not spoofed) and your c/r system doesn't recognize my address as whitelisted and, in turn, sends me a c/r token we have a basic breakdown of communication (an indefinite mail loop, which hopefully one of our systems would notice).

      When you send an email, the system automatically adds the recipient to your whitelist, at least on a one-time-only basis, so you can receive the response. Like, Duh.

    69. Re:Cheap fun by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      If you do want a gmail invite reply with your email (spam armoured if you like) and i will send you one.

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    70. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one dislike I have about it is that it blocks genuine failed delivery notices, along with all the fake bounces which are actually spam.

      Easy to fix- cross reference between 'bounces' received and email sent out. If the 'bounce' doesn't match to a sent email, it is blocked. If it matches, it is let thru.

    71. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post advocates a

      ( ) technical ( ) legislative (X) market-based ( ) vigilante

      approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work


      Why don't you come up with an idea of your own, instead of bashing others???

    72. Re:Cheap fun by igrp · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, I'm aware of that.

      That's why I wrote 'does recognize my address as whitelisted'. A lot of people have multiple email accounts. I might respond to an email sent to one of my personal accounts from the office or using one of my role accounts (I don't always change the headers or ssh into my box to send a two line reply). I also often check my emails on the go (using my PDA & WiFi/cell phone) but usually wait 'til I can get my hands on a normal keyboard to reply.

    73. Re:Cheap fun by akadruid · · Score: 1

      I ran into a problem recently with CR systems. It's a kind of reverse-spam problem. Some address-harvesting spammer has taken my domain name from his list of spam targets, and spammed ten million people from a list of random addresses at my domain. Suddenly, my catch-all inbox is recieving upwards of 2000 bounce messages of varying type per day - making it suddenly useless for me.

      My brightmail amoured inbox is almost spam-proof, but defenceless against a DDOS attack from thousands of spam victims.

      an unintended side effect I feel.

      --
      "Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything." (attrib. Joseph Stalin)
    74. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CPACE (AT) hnsg.net



      Thanks a lot!

    75. Re:Cheap fun by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      What makes you think I haven't?

      However, all the ideas I have are currently being implemented by one person or another, at least largely, and I don't really have the time to spend on duplicating code.

      On the other hand, I definitely have time to explain why poorly-thought-out "solutions" are doomed. :)

      --
      Breaking Into the Industry - A development log about starting a game studio.
    76. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what SPF is for. Publish an SPF record for your domain.

      Now we'll get the usual 50 posts from idiots saying "It wont work until everyone uses it", "It doesn't reduce spam" and "It breaks forwarding".

    77. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gets the money? The sending ISP? The receiving ISP? The receiver? The government? Of which country? Who is going to collect this? How much do they get paid for processing an email? Who does the currency exchange for international mail? You are attempting to create a multi-billion dollar, international business here. Post some details of how you plan to prevent massive fraud.

    78. Re:Cheap fun by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Just sent an invite now. Check your email.

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    79. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      So I say somebody should fund an ad campaign telling people not to buy things from spammers.

      Better yet, why doesn't someone just send out a bunch of mass emails? Oh, wait....

    80. Re:Cheap fun by SilkBD · · Score: 1

      Changing the behavior of mass amounts of people is a ridiculious concept. Don't waste your time.

      The better ideas are technological. Now that I have a GMail Account, 90% of my SPAM is filtered out... that's one example of a solution.

      --
      00101010
    81. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gaustin@gmail.com I'm tired of seeing that bullshit iPod crap. I hope you get spammed to hell mother fucker.

    82. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The spammers invest $200 in "fake" purchases from the vendor. The vendor is so excited he forks over $1000 for 200,000 emails. The spammer sends them out, and pockets the $860

      Umm... would you even need to send the email then? Couldn't you just pocket the $860 after sending 0 spam mails?

      OMGWTFBBQ business plan!!!111oneoneneutralelementofmultiplication

    83. Re:Cheap fun by plover · · Score: 1
      "You sir, are an arrogant pig."

      Yikes! Where to begin ... ?

      First, you are just plain incorrect about what the term "hacker" means. A hacker is simply someone who hacks. The term hacker itself does not imply "good" or "evil". It does not mean specifically someone who breaks into systems, although many of us have done so at some point. It means someone who knows systems well enough that they can get the system to perform unintended tasks. What they do with that knowledge is what separates a "white hat" from a "black hat".

      The spammers have hired hackers to infest PCs. Yes, hackers. You may whine and pick nits that "they're just skript kiddiez handing out trojan horses" but look at the means by which they're accomplishing their tasks: they are planting "back doors" giving themselves access to these systems. They are adding code to have these zombies connect to an IRC server somewhere. They are then commanding these zombies to send email on their masters' behalf. Those are hacker behaviors. Whether they used the Virus Creation Labs toolkit or wrote the assembler code themseleves is really immaterial, because they had to know these systems in order to control them. The level at which they developed or modified the tools may change their designation from "skript kiddie" to "wizard", but they're still hackers.

      I know some people are trying to linguistically push for the terms "hacker == good" and "cracker == bad", but honestly, trying to change other peoples minds about the meaning of language is just spitting in the ocean.

      I have been a hacker for over 30 years now. At age 12 I was core dumping user-level programs and examining the octal dumps looking for reallocated system-level memory that still contained username/password logons for our school computers. So, I feel fairly qualified to use the term hacker however I damn well please. And while I like to think that my hat is pretty white these days, there certainly is still a tinge of grey (or maybe that's just age...)

      Since I'm guessing you haven't done this much, I'll consider this a learning experience for you. Next time you should try phrasing your arguments without the ad hominem attacks, in the long run you will get more positive responses. Also, you should try some of the nice allowed HTML tags, it will make your argument look pretty and make it easier to understand (assuming you're not trying to talk to an arrogant pig.)

      --
      John
    84. Re:Cheap fun by cazzazullu · · Score: 1
      With the current mail-protocol this is indeed almost impossible to achieve. But think of a new protocol: an isp can sell certificates to use this secure email, and when you look at already existing protocols for bank transfers for instance, I think it is certainly possible to make this secure and virtually "un-fraudable". The money can be used to set this all up (buying or hiring registered certificates, maintenance and registration of all the personal data needed, ...)

      I don't think it would even be very difficult to adjust certain existing bank transfer protocols to excange messages (instead of money) between email-accounts (special registered accounts of course) and keep track of these transfers (and use quota or charge people). We could build a brand new "secure mail infrastructure" ;)

      --
      int main(void) {while(1) fork(); return 0;}
    85. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I'm tired of seeing people beg for gmail invites. I just thought I would try and get something out of it. How is a free iPod bullshit anyway? 10 minutes of work for a $300 payoff, that seems like a good fucking deal to me.

      oh yeah and gaustin@gmail.com is what I meant. Who the hell cares if I get spammed to hell? I could care less. Fucking tool.

    86. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now we'll get the usual 50 posts from idiots saying "It wont work until everyone uses it", "It doesn't reduce spam" and "It breaks forwarding".

      It is *you* who is the idiot because (a) it won't be very effective unless/until almost everyone uses it (corollary - it's already in use by some people and the spam hasn't stopped. Indeed, there's more takeup of SPF among *spammers* than among the general net); (b) it doesn't reduce spam ; and (c) it does break forwarding. Additionally, it is easily defeated by using the null sender envelope. Actually, perhaps you're not an idiot, merely one of the group of marketers who are pushing for SPF.

    87. Re:Cheap fun by benna · · Score: 1

      I'm all for finding a technological solution as long as I can keep my anonymous email addresses.

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    88. Re:Cheap fun by BillyBurrito · · Score: 1

      Here is the reality of spam:
      One kind of spam will be with us forever, the Nigerians with $35,000,000 peinile implants and a mortgage deal of the century. they will stay because they are illegal scams or infomnation gaterinf spots to just steal.

      There is another class of spam, the stuff from businesses like Meinike Mufflers, the travel agency, and DeVry's university hire toi spread the word. If they were fined for each email sent to someone they don't know or have a business relationship with, they would stop real quick.

      I worked out a scenario last year, it was looked at by members of congress (read staffers) but it was not followed.
      http://www.ries-knight.net/spam/

      perhaps we can make the right noises this year.
      --
      Bill Ries-Knight
      Stockton, CA

      Respect the process, Vote in November.
      http://www.votersondrugs.com/

    89. Re:Cheap fun by bit01 · · Score: 1

      That may be true but follow the money.

      Pharmaceutical companies rarely spend research money on cures, they spend it on treatments and so are unlikely to find cures. Just like crop companies that spend money on crops genetically modified to resist herbicides, not bugs.

      The documentary The Corporation describes modern corporations as sociopaths, optimised to make money above all else. An exaggeration but in large companies where individual employees, including the managing director, can rationalise and distance themselves from a company's misdeeds there is some truth in that assertion.

      ---

      It's wrong that an intellectual property creator should not be rewarded for their work.
      It's equally wrong that an IP creator should be rewarded too many times for the one piece of work, for exactly the same reasons.
      Reform IP law and stop the M$/RIAA abuse.

    90. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How is a free iPod bullshit anyway? 10 minutes of work for a $300 payoff,

      Find someone who actually GOT the "free iPod" and come back and talk to us. Oh, never mind, I guess we'll never see you again!

    91. Re:Cheap fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, can I play?

      Make hiring spammers illegal. Make it easy for foreign recipients of domestic spam to report the spam to a domestic agency. Run a public information/propoganda campaign about the dangers of losing your money to spammers, and how you can get them back. Include a reward system of some kind such that prolific antispammers can almost make a living off it. No, it wouldn't kill all spam. But it might make a bit of a dent, and at least get the problem into the public conciousness. Stick spam-related spots on the news, on TV shows, in films, in the papers. Get it mentioned in popular media, by celebrities. Make it a culturally unacceptable way to do business.

      My post advocates a

      ( ) technical (X) legislative () market-based ( ) vigilante (X) cultural

      approach to fighting spam. My idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to my particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

      ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
      ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
      (?) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
      ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
      ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
      ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
      ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
      ( ) The police will not put up with it
      ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
      ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
      ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
      ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
      (?) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      Specifically, my plan fails to account for

      ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
      (?) Open relays in foreign countries
      ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
      (?) Asshats
      (?) Jurisdictional problems
      ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
      ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
      ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
      ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
      ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
      ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
      ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
      (?) Extreme profitability of spam
      ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
      ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
      (?) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
      ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
      ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
      ( ) Outlook

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      (?) Ideas similar to mine are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
      ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
      ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
      ( ) Blacklists suck
      ( ) Whitelists suck
      ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
      ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
      ( ) Sending email should be free
      ( ) Why should you have to trust me and my servers?
      ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
      (?) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
      ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
      ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
      ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

      Furthermore, this is what you think about me:

      (?) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      (?) This is a stupid idea, and I'm a stupid person for suggesting it.
      ( ) Nice try, assh0le! You're going to find out where I live and burn my house down!

    92. Re:Cheap fun by whiteknight31 · · Score: 0

      But the companies wouldn't consider hiring a spammer after the response rate dropped to .00000000000000000000001%.

    93. Re:Cheap fun by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised. Consider that spammers advertise that their message reaches just as millions of eyeballs for a fraction of the cost of a radio spot.

    94. Re:Cheap fun by chawly · · Score: 1

      But you can combine the cure and lifetime routine - shoot a spammer stone cold dead today. You can then take a burglar to dinner - this is called social engineering ( or so I'm told )

      --
      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  2. What a Cunard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd kill him if he weren't already dead.

    1. Re:What a Cunard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.
      But before I killed him, I would have kicked him square in the cunards.

    2. Re:What a Cunard by Mung+Bianca · · Score: 1

      Let 100 years of Spam be responded to the sound of 100,000 shotguns racking

    3. Re:What a Cunard by gollum123 · · Score: 1

      well then someone else would have started it. u will have to keep killing anyone who gets this idea before he can implement it.

    4. Re:What a Cunard by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1
      I'd kill him if he weren't already dead.

      Death punish is not always best for crime against the people. Subject should be public, made suffer immensely in front of them. All will know a new shame for this family, and the terrible crime he has committed to dishonor his relatives.

      --
      I suggest you read Slashdot
    5. Re:What a Cunard by GrahamCox · · Score: 2, Funny

      In case you haven't heard it, the joke is this:

      Woman 1: My husband's a ship's captain, he works for Cunard. Woman 2: Well my husbands a postman, and he works pretty hard too!

    6. Re:What a Cunard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bianca(810746) wrote :
      " Let 100 years of Spam be responded to the sound of 100,000 shotguns racking"

      the latest invasion on Slashdot - young girls with lots of shotguns

      *runs*

  3. Are Caveman's drawings spam? by joeldixon66 · · Score: 5, Informative

    In terms of Internet spamming - it's closer to 26 years old - link.

    I can't see anything about Cunard from the submitter's link.

    1. Re:Are Caveman's drawings spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even better, it seems that if we are going away from email spam, the whole town cryer bit seems to beat it for old-school spam, and i'm sure the 'back in my day' people will have even older-school "spammers"

    2. Re:Are Caveman's drawings spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, earlier than that. About 29 years for those of us who connected via IMP to the Arpanet.

  4. Well, not nitpicking by savagedome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But, surprisingly, the first spam wasn't sent via e-mail

    Shouldn't that be "But, unsurprisingly, the first spam wasn't sent via e-mail".
    It would be really a surprise if they sent spam by email 100 years ago. Don't you think?!

    1. Re:Well, not nitpicking by john_sheu · · Score: 0

      Why not? Telegrams were, after all, electronic mail of a sort.

    2. Re:Well, not nitpicking by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1
      Why not? Telegrams were, after all, electronic mail of a sort.

      It could be considered electric mail but not electronic mail.

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    3. Re:Well, not nitpicking by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In re: your .sig:
      • Exercise the First Admendment: Post with the Karma Bonus
      The First Admendment is to be excercised; merely listening to every fool exercising her First Admendment right doesn't lend support to freedom of speech.
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    4. Re:Well, not nitpicking by bburton · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I always thought SPAM came in a can...

      Remember:
      • When somebody talked about SPAM, they meant the food.
      • When a Mouse was a little furry rodent
      • When Hardware meant hammers, nails, etc.
      • When RAM meant to butt into something.
      • When Monitor meant to watch someone closely.
      • When Desktops were made out of mahogany.
      • When Wallpaper went on walls.
      • When Icons where people you looked up to.
      • When Pointers were a dog breed.
      • When Buttons went on your shirt.
      • When a Register was something a store kept money in.
      • When a BUG meant an insect.
      Ahh the days...

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    5. Re:Well, not nitpicking by clifyt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No fucking shit.

      Too many idiots think that free speech extends to private lands and domains. Its as if they think they can come into my living room and if you don't want to listen to them, you are violating their first amendment rights.

      This is generally the argument spammers also use. They say its their first amendment right to say what they want. Sure...it is...on their fucking server. The minute they impose on my resources, they have violated any right they might have had and deserves any asskicking they may end up with. In real life, someone coming into my house repeatedly after asking them to leave and doesn't shut up is going to get a fucking two by four imprint in their forehead. I've been doing some remodeling, so I got one handy...

      Just to be clear: First amendment applies to your personal space and public property, in theory, and no where else. Not the shopping mall, not the internet, not on the racist neighbors lawn.

    6. Re:Well, not nitpicking by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Put another way: The first amendment is supported by allowing people to read at -1, not by reading at -1.

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    7. Re:Well, not nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      irony
      n. pl. ironies

      1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. ...from dictionary.com

      roni

    8. Re:Well, not nitpicking by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It would be really a surprise if they sent spam by email 100 years ago. Don't you think?!"

      Whatever. Im no historian, just a hobby, but I bet you could find examples of spam long before that.

      Easiest example, I bet snake oil salesmen in the 1800s would plaster houses and public business with flyers promoting their wares.

      Even before that, I wouldn't doubt that dubious marketing practices have existed since recorded history. Ever since money has changed hands, annoying marketing has existed.

    9. Re:Well, not nitpicking by Dizzle · · Score: 1

      Thing is, that's not spam, that's just advertising. Spam would be something that the end recipient thinks could be a valid message (e-mail, phone call, letter, etc) but turns out to be an advertisement. Undoubtedly you're right about the dubious marketing, it's just not spam.

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    10. Re:Well, not nitpicking by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      I see your point

      but again with the snake oil salesman example

      i bet they were putting up flyers on public and private space where they were not allowed. similar to spam.

      the end user ends up paying for it. again...

      and back in that era, for someone to put up a public message probably would make the average joe think of it as a valid message. this would be before emails and phones, and in some cases, the postal services. A message on the town hall would probably carry some weight, just because someone took the time to put it there. it would require more resources than today's spammers, but because there is a profit to be made, it would have been done.

      just saying.

    11. Re:Well, not nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet was invented more than 100 years ago, but patents/copyrights were holding it back. It took this long to get it all sorted.

    12. Re:Well, not nitpicking by Spheroid2 · · Score: 1

      It's called sarcasm.

    13. Re:Well, not nitpicking by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      Neither listening (nor not listening) someone's speech will support the First Admendment. The First Amendment is for the speaker and does not obligate any listening on my part. However, to preserve the First Amendment I am obligated to fight vigilantly for others' right not to be silenced by the Government (private entities can demand that I shut up all day long). Listening to others may make me feel like I'm supporting Free Speech but it is truly irrelevant.

      Ergo, while the California Supreme Court has ruled that beggars have the right to voice their requests for free money I still have no obligation to hear their explanation of how they need money for everything except what they are intending to use it.

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    14. Re:Well, not nitpicking by staev · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt that some form of spam existed throughout history. Perhaps in the court of Louis XIV some enterprising individual sent hand written, hand delivered advertising a way to increase the size of thy member using only common baling wire and a cannon ball.

      What ever happened to door-to-door salesmen? They were the ultimate spam during the 1950's.

  5. Hmmmm. by Sevn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed for the 100 years of 'joy' they have given us.

    I have the kind of love for spammers that makes me want to light them on fire and throw them down a flight of stairs. That's love baby.

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    1. Re:Hmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This will be modded up funny, but it really isn't that funny.

    2. Re:Hmmmm. by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed for the 100 years of 'joy' they have given us.

      I want to eat them.

      Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spaaaaaaam! Spammity Spaaaam!

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    3. Re:Hmmmm. by qopax · · Score: 1

      hehe, that wasn't that funny either. don't let the "hehe" fool you

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    4. Re:Hmmmm. by Nos. · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nice idea, but I liked when the name of one spammer and his home address was published here (amongst other places) and he found himself on every snail-mail mailing list in the US. I seem to remember hearing stories of US Postal trucks driving to his place to deliver all the mail.

    5. Re:Hmmmm. by danielsfca2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and throw them down a flight of stairs.

      Just one flight of stairs???

      That's a little generous, don't you think? I'd throw the bastards down the stairwell all the way down the Sears Tower! Of course, that's after I gouge out their eyes and shove their computers up their asses. Okay, getting a little worked up now, better quit.

    6. Re:Hmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my love for spammers would allow me to put them out if they where on fire.... put them out with a baseball bat, or possibly a lead pipe.

    7. Re:Hmmmm. by Ryokos_boytoy · · Score: 1

      He's a busy guy, one flight will have to do

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  6. Spam - More than a nuisance by cato+kaze · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We joke and complain about spam, but personally I am wondering how much the internet can take before things just start to slow down drastically. Spam is increasing, not decreasing, and it is most certainly doing so with or faster than the pace of technology. We really need to find some solutions to this problem before spam becomes so widespread that the only way to fight it is to increast bandwith. (I don't mean just email spam, I mean popups and flash banners and such. The bandwith they take up must be massive, I'm amazed that the internet still functions with all the waste)

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    1. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by erick99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That is an interesting point that seems obvious but I don't see it expressed that often. If spam really did get so bad that the Internet was noticeably affected, I mean to the point that big businesses were losing big money, I bet a very creative solution would be forthcoming pretty quickly. I think that is what it migh take. -erick

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    2. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by ryanw · · Score: 4, Interesting
      We joke and complain about spam, but personally I am wondering how much the internet can take before things just start to slow down drastically.
      I would imagine the traffic of porn and usenet far outweigh spam and is also increasing at an exponential rate.
    3. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by vondo · · Score: 1
      Are you joking?

      I probably use more bandwith checking CNN first thing in the morning than is used for spam sent to me (and I get 20-25 pieces/day).

      As long as you don't keep storing it on disk, it is just a nuisance.

    4. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      And of course using email clients with spam filters won't stop it from taking up bandwidth. The spam has to be stopped before it is sent across the world to your client, not after.

      Though I wouldn't classify popups and flash banners as spam. They pay the website to have their ads displayed (unless they are part of an adware program, but thats another story). Thus I have trouble seeing them take down the net as the hosts can regulate them. They thus cannot take up more bandwidth than the hosts allow them to.

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    5. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would imagine the traffic of porn and usenet far outweigh spam and is also increasing at an exponential rate.

      Does that include adult-oriented usenet spam?

    6. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would imagine the traffic of porn and usenet far outweigh spam and is also increasing at an exponential rate.

      I'm clicking as hard as I can, you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well there you GO! The solution to spaming is for us all to go forth and BE spammers! If we are all spammers then someone will come and arrest us and put a stop to this nonsense. Now this is a plan.


      Whose with me?
    8. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by phutureboy · · Score: 1

      Eh, I get at least 275 pieces of spam a day, plus another 700+ undeliverable bounce messages 'cause some spammer forged the From: address to be from one of my customer's domains. (I am postmaster for the domains. Fortunately I am able to sort those messages into a separate folder.)

      Add on top of that all the spam that my customers get, the disk space it takes up until they pop their mail off the server, the CPU time SpamAssassin spends trying to stop it all and my administrative time fuxoring with SpamAssassin settings and it definitely has a significant financial impact. I can only imagine what the impact is on big networks like AOL, Yahoo, MSN, Earthlink, etc.

      I do believe that the worse it gets, the greater the financial incentive will be for everyone to focus on finding solutions.

      In the meantime, be very thankful you only get 20-25 pieces a day.

    9. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by jackbird · · Score: 1
      I used to get 3000 spams a day when my email was the catchall for my domain. After adding 150 addresses (rodriguez@mydomain.com, etc.) to the killfile, it's down to 1000 spams for 0-5 legit emails. If I go out of town for a few days, Thunderbird can take up to half an hour to download and filter when I come back.

      Just because your experience is that it's innocuous doesn't mean it isn't a big pain in the ass to others.

    10. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by vondo · · Score: 1

      My point was that it is a small part of the bandwidth of the internet. Why blacklist your recipient e-mail addresses instead of just monitoring the ones you want?

    11. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by gollum123 · · Score: 1

      the bandwidth will anyway be increased spam or no spam. I am not really sure spam can be made to go away. its like hacking where people keep coming up with new protection measures which are eventually broken.

    12. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by Bastian · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would imagine the traffic of porn and usenet far outweigh spam and is also increasing at an exponential rate.

      Last I checked, the majority of all Usenet traffic is spam.

    13. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 0

      Er, well you see, if he needs to get e-mails from his customers, and he doesn't know his customers E-mail address, what does he do. Especially if it is a new customer? And they are trying to contact your for the first time?

      There are more things... ...than are drempt of in your philosophy. Keep an open mind, and prove by disproof. ;)

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    14. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by jackbird · · Score: 1
      Considering that my domain is ranked around 1.6 millionth in traffic by Alexa, I think by extrapolation we can figure it's a huge part of the bandwidth of the internet. You don't have to take my half-assed guess as gospel either. clicky(hit the 'spam' tab after loading the page.

      As for why not whitelist? I like to know who's selling my address and to be able to have disposable addresses, and I like to have an easy, reliable way to filter incoming mail based on which of several work- volunteer-, and leisure-related hats I wear and how the people contacting me got my address (business card, web form, about box, etc.)

    15. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a few anti-spam solution out there. Just pick and choose the one fit your need best. I personally use http://www.zoemail.com/ and happy with it, if you don't like that, you can try something else.

    16. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      The traffic of one modern game probably oughtwieghs spam. P2P surely does.

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    17. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Virtual Hosting is what I use, and I give everybody a slightly different version of my e-mail address. I make no attempt to disguise it, either; I gave my address to you for your use, not so you could pass it on to all and sundry. If you have a virtual mail host and a web site, then try SpamJavelin for disposable address generation. It adds trace digits to your e-mail address when it is displayed, which give you the time, date and IP address through which it was harvested. If your ADSL is stable enough that you dare to point an MX record into your home (or you work for an ISP), you could even go one further and create entire disposable subdomains.

      I think wider adoption of SMTP authentication would make a dent in the spam problem. Sendmail isn't the easiest piece of software in the world to configure, but it manages auth quite well once it's set up. Suppose some big ISP such as Wanadoo decided to insist one day that SMTP mail originating from non-SMTP-auth servers would not be welcome on their POP3 servers?

      I have the right to run an SMTP server; but at the end of the day, nobody is obliged to take any notice of what comes out of it. It's their inbox, not mine. I have the right to run BIND, but my name records won't automatically be picked up by the outside world.

      Maybe we need the various NICs of the world -- or some nwe, analogous National authorities -- to thrash out a set of rules for getting a server listed as being OK to accept mail from? The only alternative is going to be to create closed, private networks; but such a system would likely be highly fragmentated.

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    18. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by jackbird · · Score: 1

      That's a nice idea until you think about China, Iran, and other countries where the 'official' channels for getting email out to the world are likely to be highly restrictive. Besides, most of the spam I get is from viruses that use either a keyword list of common last names or totally random gibberish.

    19. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked, the majority of all Usenet traffic is spam.

      It must be at least 5 years since you checked then.

      The majority of text traffic may possibly be spam - I know it was at one point, but I dunno how well Usenet services' filtering is working these days. However, since the explosion in binary posting, (multi-hundred meg AVIs, Gig+ VCD and DVD posts) the hundreds of gigs of non-spam binary postings every day far outweigh the spam.

    20. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by heybo · · Score: 1

      The thing is if you go to a p0rn site or to a USENET group you want to go there. You went there on your own. You wanted to see it. Spam on the other hand is forced down your throat. You paid for your connection and are using the way you want. Spammers DON'T pay to send their sh_t. The best cure would be if they started finding them dead in the woods with spammer cut into their chest. Fear is a good ally.

    21. Re:Spam - More than a nuisance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always sign up for a free anti-spam email account. Try this one: emailcop.

  7. Where there's any universal medium, there's ads by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are really two kinds of person-to-person communication medium...

    - An open network, where anybody can send to anybody... and that means you can get messages from people you never heard of, for better or worse. Lowlife types are allowed to thrive and spam away.
    - A closed network where in order to stay in the club, you've gotta play by the rules. Lowlifes are bounced out on their first offenses. This keeps the trouble away, but it also limits the number of people who can reach you over that channel.

    1. Re:Where there's any universal medium, there's ads by joeldixon66 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And which one is Slashdot again?

      I guess that it's the former - as I'm still able to post here.

    2. Re:Where there's any universal medium, there's ads by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      Umm no
      I consider the telephone an open network.
      At any given time anyone can contact anybody.

      But that's still able to be regulated.

    3. Re:Where there's any universal medium, there's ads by joeldixon66 · · Score: 1

      "At any given time anyone can contact anybody."

      True, which is why I'm still getting phone calls after work asking if I'd like to hear about an exciting new offer. (yes, I'm on a Do Not Call register)

      Sure, the telephone isn't being used as extensively for marketing as spam emails - but as a previous posted noted, email is a lot cheaper than telephone calls.

  8. um..... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Wouldn't that make it the first JUNKMAIL and not spam? I thought spam (aside from the food) was solely tied to email.

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    1. Re:um..... by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 1
      I thought spam (aside from the food) was solely tied to email.

      Well, there ya go. I used to think that spam was solely tied to Usenet, until Web newbies hijacked the term. Proabably the same gang that ruined the word "hacker", too.

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    2. Re:um..... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I thought junkmail was specifically tied to mail ;) That stuff probably goes back 500 years!

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    3. Re:um..... by NoData · · Score: 1

      That was my reaction as well. And if "junkmail" is officially unsolicited post, then this unsolicited telegram is perhaps better characterized as the first use of telemarketing, rather than spam.

      Even more specifically, it was "targeted telemarketing."

  9. Time to get tough by buchalka · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We need to get tough with them.

    Charge them, arrest them.

    This is a good start

    Of course this was not just spammers but they are all as bad as each other if you ask me.

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    1. Re:Time to get tough by zaxios · · Score: 2, Funny

      Time to get tough...This is a good start

      Yeah, and this will finish them off. I mean, we need to get tough, after all.

    2. Re:Time to get tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it involves the use of cruel and inhuman torture, its very unlikely to work.

  10. how to return the love by MrLint · · Score: 1, Funny

    I say we take use of modern technology, get al the spammers onto a luxury cruise ship, and then chuck a meteor at it while sailing it thru a hurricane.

    1. Re:how to return the love by john_sheu · · Score: 0

      Or instead of the meteor we could just launch another Genesis mission and cross our fingers,,.

    2. Re:how to return the love by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      Ah... A LUXURY cruise ship? With military grade guidance, I'm sure we could guide the meteor to hit a Zodiac or inflatable dinghy... Which is what we should be sending the spammers out in, in the first place... A luxury cruise ship might have wireless broadband, plus it's just too comfortable for them. Let them sit on a wet metal bench to operate their laptops, with no internet access :)

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    3. Re:how to return the love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, a Cunard Cruise ship.
      Then run it into an iceburg.

    4. Re:how to return the love by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      "Let them sit on a wet metal bench to operate their laptops, with no internet access :)"

      Don't forget the tinfoil, in case they have GPRS

  11. Define "spam" by Jonboy+X · · Score: 4, Informative

    Google says:
    Spam: Unsolicited "junk" e-mail sent to large numbers of people to promote products or services.

    Note the e- in front of "mail" in the defintion. If it ain't e-mail, then it's just plain old junk mail. ;P

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    1. Re:Define "spam" by aheath · · Score: 1

      There's a nice explanation of SPAM and the Internet on the Official SPAM Home Page.

    2. Re:Define "spam" by thecampbeln · · Score: 1
      The 'e' in email stands for 'electronic', and a telegram is sent electronically.

      So by the contemporary definition, a telegram is not an 'email', but by the Clinton-ish definition, is sure seems to fit! Granted, it was generally printed on a piece of paper and hand delivered, but that is still done today with email ('here's the letter from Billy, grandma.')!

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    3. Re:Define "spam" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, did you even read the link you posted?

      telegrams are sent electrically, not electronically.

    4. Re:Define "spam" by thecampbeln · · Score: 1
      Didn't you read my sig: "A programmer needn't spell correctly, just koncistentlee". Spell checkers are a bane to my existence...

      Besides, I say tomato/tomato(e)... sending "taps" down a line are damn well close enough to sending 0/1s down a pipe for this discussion! The idea is the same (using a network of wires to transmit text from point A to point B) in both cases, only the technology is different. A conversation is still a conversation, no matter if it took place face to face, over a POTS line, or over a cell network (be that network CDMA, or...)

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    5. Re:Define "spam" by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      Well, to nitpick - - Telegrams were not electronic in 1904, 100 years ago. I know, I have a Teletype in my bedroom. The term "Electronics" came about in the 1920s, when the aspiring new EE field started working with vacuum tubes and such. Hell, the first vacuum tube amplfier, the Audion tube, wasn't even invented until 1909. Back then, it was morsecoded, using only electromagnetic relays and such. So, electric, but not electronic.

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    6. Re:Define "spam" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then here's a hint: don't bother arguing about precise definitions about what email is if you aren't prepared to be precise about what "e" is. that's just retardedness.

    7. Re:Define "spam" by thecampbeln · · Score: 1
      Um... I was precise about the 'e' in email, but not about 'electricity' used for telegraphs. So here's a hint for you: don't bother arguing about imprecise definitions if you aren't prepared to be precise about what was imprecise in the first place. Least I'm not a coward, like some...

      And 'retardedness'? Is English your first language? 'Cause methinks no.

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    8. Re:Define "spam" by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      "telegrams are sent electrically, not electronically."

      Erm? What's the diff? It is still signals going down a wire right?

  12. Cunard sending spam? by john_sheu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or not. What they did was more akin to direct-mailing (or perhaps even more specific than that). They had a target audience, and by being limited by cost, they could only send to the select of that target audience. Now, Spam is essentially free. In fact, there is no "target audience" per se; the demographics of those who reply to spam is representative of much more diversity than those who Cunard targeted.

    1. Re:Cunard sending spam? by thecampbeln · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A Lamborghini is 'essentially free' for Bill Gates, but that doesn't mean it's 'essentially free' for you or me. Likewise, spamming a ton of email address is 'essentially free' for you and me (or your and my companies) but that doesn't mean it's still more then some poor bastards yearly wage in rural China (or Africa, or India). And again, the 'direct-mailing' done by the uber-rich's ocean liner of choice was probably 'essentially free' for them as well.

      The cost of a service (or lack there of) doesn't/shouldn't define that service. Besides, telegrams are sent electronically, just like email! So really, how is it different?

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    2. Re:Cunard sending spam? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      The cost of a service (or lack there of) doesn't/shouldn't define that service. Besides, telegrams are sent electronically, just like email! So really, how is it different?

      The difference is that 100% of the cost of sending a telegram is (and was) borne by the sender.

      With email, yes there are some initial hardware and bandwidth costs (which are often reduced through the use of zombies), but the bulk of the cost of distribution is paid by folks downstream--including the end user. If I had to pay half the cost of every direct mail advertising letter I received, I'd agree that there wasn't a distinction between advertising snail mail and spam.

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    3. Re:Cunard sending spam? by thecampbeln · · Score: 1
      Fair point... you owe me .000235 cents (USD) for the email that was spawned and sent by /. for your post then.

      If you want to count computer cycles/power requirements of the receivers as part of the "cost" of email, then you should also account for part of the time it takes to walk out to the mailbox to collect the real mail along with the junk mail. Then, the "cost" of junk mail has just shot up precipitously (not to mention the walk to the trash can to throw it out, or the increased number of trips required to empty the internal trash can into the outer thanks to the increase of refuse, the additional cost to the county to process the additional refuse, etc, etc). In actuality, these are sunk costs (save the additional costs on the country). It's not like you're going to turn on your email server just to receive your real email, then turn it right back off again.

      So, really the "cost" of the telegram is shared by both the sender and receiver as well. The monetary costs by the sender, and the time to read/deal with/dispose of "costs" to the receiver (not to mention the time for staff to answer the door, summon the master, etc, etc). So in effect, you are bearing some of the costs of your junk mail that ends up in your snail mail box, as you are having to cover the additional costs borne by the county to dispose of the additional waste (not to mention your time in handling the things in the first place).

      Now in the realm of junk faxes, you're right as consumables (paper and ink/toner/slightly more electricity) are being used for something that was never requested. I supposed you are also correct when it comes to spam in scale to a small degree (read: ISPs), as possibly more HDDs are required in the mail server to store the unwanted spam. But when calculated as a cost per spam, the amount is virtually nothing (though still something), I'm sure the additional cost to power the extra drive(s) ends up being more then the HDD itself. But with spam, there are no consumables that are being used that aren't already part of the sunk costs! Sure, some additional HDD space may be required, which is an additional cost, but these aren't consumables.

      --
      "1984" was ment to be a warning, not a guidebook. You hear that Kim Jong-il!? BushCo?!
  13. My cupboard... by Suit_N_Tie · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Spam in my cupboard is only 50 years old, so I guess I am doing well...

    1. Re:My cupboard... by DanielJosphXhan · · Score: 1

      And thankfull that stuff will survive armageddon, so the armies of the undead will have a tasty snack.

      --
      [ think ]
    2. Re:My cupboard... by JuzzFunky · · Score: 1

      But can you run Linux on it?

      --
      Unexpect the expected!
  14. Well, to put a finer point on it... by Sheetrock · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Most people consider spam as unsolicited commercial e-mail and have it in a separate class entirely from junkmail or telemarketing because it puts a heavier burden on the receiver than on the sender.

    There are signs that this is changing however, with fewer mailservers handling e-mail, better bandwidth, and larger hard disk sizes it is quite likely that we are approaching a point at which spam begins to achieve parity with junkmail in terms of that sender/receiver cost relationship. At which point it may be wise to at least consider including spam as a marketing resource alongside more conventional services.

    Junkmail keeps the cost of stamps low and helps subsidize other uses of the postal system. Perhaps if the same occurs with spam it won't be such an ugly concept?

    --

    Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
    -- Dr. Spock, stardate 2822-3.




    1. Re:Well, to put a finer point on it... by divot2001 · · Score: 1

      Everything you have listed are problems faced by the ISP, not the email recipient. Incoming emails simply clog up the lines of communication making it difficult (to varying degrees) to receive legitimate email. The main problem is most if not all of the spammers blatantly falsify their sender information or exploit vulnerablities in software in order to wrest away control of your PC. How is turning my PC into a zombie email server pushing forward the limits of email?

    2. Re:Well, to put a finer point on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is also a problem faced by the ISP, although many are not yet willing to admit it. If they blocked outgoing SMTP from their customers to any but the ISP's own mailserver (perhaps opening to other popular mailservers on request) the zombie email server problem would disappear.

    3. Re:Well, to put a finer point on it... by myov · · Score: 1

      Then give me an ad where I expect to find it. Get a banner ad. Buy a google adword. Etc.

      Don't go spidering my email address and sending me everything you can, because you can. And, don't purposely alter your message in an attempt to get past my filters. If my filter gets it, then I didn't want to read it anyways. If it doesn't, do you really think I'm actually going to read your mail? (for marketing idiots: no)

      Other advertising forms indirectly pay me by subsidizing what I'm doing. Email (and now voicemail) spam forces me to pay for the services, and ultimately pay more so that you can send me ads that I don't want at no cost to you and at no benefit to me.

      --
      I use Macs to up my productivity, so up yours Microsoft!
    4. Re:Well, to put a finer point on it... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1, Troll
      At which point it may be wise to at least consider including spam as a marketing resource alongside more conventional services.

      Fuck off and die, spammer. If it were up to lowlifes like you, every person on the planet would receive a million emails about crap they don't want every day, and you'll just continue to push your costs on to other people, and forge my domain in your "From" fields. So take your "Spam is just legitimate marketing" crap and shove it.

    5. Re:Well, to put a finer point on it... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Junkmail keeps the cost of stamps low and helps subsidize other uses of the postal system.

      People say that ALL THE TIME, but so far, no one at all has provided a single bit of evidence to support that claim.
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  15. First unwanted advertisements by scoser · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first unwanted advertisements were probably scrawled on cave walls and advertised "Atok's fine-carved spears, extra cheap! Kill many deer and bison!!!!!" a few hundred-thousand years ago, if we're going to get all technical about it.

    1. Re:First unwanted advertisements by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about those pheromones emitted by those pesky primordal amphibians a few hundred thousand years ago? That would seem to qualify as unwanted advertising...

    2. Re:First unwanted advertisements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think it more likely it was Atok's fine spear enlargers.

    3. Re:First unwanted advertisements by lewi · · Score: 1
      The first billboards maybe, but not the first spam.

      The first spam was probably scrawled on softball sized stones and tossed into caves just like a paperboy would deliver newspapers. I just wonder if the first person to try that was barbequed or speared after one of his deliveries.

    4. Re:First unwanted advertisements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think it more likely it was Atok's fine spear enlargers.
      Sp1it ca.ves aparrt with your th1ck spe ar! inchoate traduce jejune
  16. Vigilante justice by divot2001 · · Score: 1

    The exploitation of technology will no doubt continue, as our leaders are neither capable or willing to prevent spam. Clearly our only option is to rise up and exterminate these digital whores.

  17. A Free Ticket by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed for the 100 years of 'joy' they have given us.

    Give them a free ticket on Cunard's most famous ship -- The Titanic. (No lifeboat, of course, just like for most of it's passengers). Of course, they'd have to swim to the deck themselves....

    --
    OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
    1. Re:A Free Ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea... Except the Titanic was owned by the White Star Line, not Cunard. Regardless, it'd be nice to be rid of them.

    2. Re:A Free Ticket by B747SP · · Score: 1
      Good idea... Except the Titanic was owned by the White Star Line, not Cunard.

      Cunard bought White Star line some 18-odd years later when, funnily enough, White Star Line got in a spot of financial bother.

      What's really interesting is how White Star Line got into their financial trouble. Amongst other things, the US government dramatically reduced the number of immigrants they would allow into the country (read: the number of Green Cards they were handing out!), and since transporting immigrants to the USA was a substantial source of income for the company, they felt financial pain from the drop in custom.

      Can it therefore be derived that combining Green Card and spam is a bad thing with no positive future? Someone wanna call Messrs Canter and Siegel and ask them? :-)

      Remember always:
      Green eggs + spam == good
      Green Cards + spam == bad

      Regardless, it'd be nice to be rid of them.

      It's just me, but I'd rather keep them. Pull out a fingernail per day, then a toenail, then chop off, no, wait, smash, a finger, then another one, then another one... Remember to gaffer-tape the mouth closed though, the screaming gets a bit monotonous after about the third day...

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  18. Practical uses for spammers by stox · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Ebola research
    2) Cost effective replacements for crash test dummies.
    3) Cost effective replacements for animals in cosmetic testing.
    4) Cost effective replacement for ballistics gel.

    --
    "To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
    1. Re:Practical uses for spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People for the Ethical Treatment of Spammers (PETS) would be all over that one.

  19. Repay? Most definitely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How can I ever repay them for the huge gigantic penis I now have? The girls love it!

    1. Re:Repay? Most definitely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find the girls don't love it, it hurts too much and is hard to get in.

    2. Re:Repay? Most definitely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint: goatse.cx

    3. Re:Repay? Most definitely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some do love it. And as for hurting and being hard to get in, she'll widen up after a few nights.

    4. Re:Repay? Most definitely! by Zardus · · Score: 2, Funny

      adsf;iladsuh foaip[hdsfpsa dhfpasiduhf apsiduhfapsdiu gfapsdfughas[duoh fapahsdfpasiuhf aspdiufhasdp uihfaspduihfasipfduh aspdufh aspuidhf

      Ah, I know your pain, and there are others like you!

      Gentlemen, do you want a smaller penis? Is your overlarge member hurting your friends and loved ones? Are you jealous of your neighbor's 2-inch pecker?

      Well, we have the solution for you! Our 100% natural pills garauntee to reduce your size by up to 5 inches, in just two weeks! If you click now, we'll send you 8 bottles for just $19.99! That's an 80$ value!

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      --
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  20. How to repay them??? by Robert+Hayden · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Boil 'em
    Mash 'em
    Stick 'em in a stew!

  21. Nice Troll. by sulli · · Score: 1

    So, did you make that up, or do you have a link to back up the Cunard canard?

    --

    sulli
    RTFJ.
  22. First internet spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Posting as AC because it's too easy to whore karma with this one - just Google for "first spam") It was the DEC Spam of 1978 from a DEC marketing rep to every Arpanet address on the west coast.

  23. Inflation by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course dollar for dollar the first spam sent was quite a lot cheaper. But when you account for inflation and the reduction in volume per can (from roughly 0.00084 Volkswagens to roughly 2 iPods) the price is actually $0.40USD/Can more expensive

    Don't believe me? Check my references.

    1. Re:Inflation by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      That's in 4Gen 20gig iPods (with click wheel) for those of you who want the exact S.I. units.

    2. Re:Inflation by Digital11 · · Score: 0

      So they were free? (See my sig...)

      Sorry, I just had to. =)

      Moderators note: This isn't a spam for free ipods, its a joke rather appropriate to the parent comment. In fact, I've already gotten my free iPod, the link in my sig is for a friend.

      --
      I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
  24. Yea, sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In fact, 100 years ago, Cunard sent out telegrams to selected (rich) members of the British social elite, advertising tickets on a new liner, and becoming the first spammer.

    For all we know, illicit advertising could have started even back in as far as the caveman days...

    There was once a caveman named Ug who would hurl rocks from far away at unsuspecting dwellers. Each rock would have a pictures etched into it depicting a caveman holding a shield to protect himself from flying rocks. One day, Ug threw a rock from far away at another caveman, Og, with the usual picture etched into the rock. Hit and startled by the incomming rock, Og picked it up, gazed at the picture, scratched his head, and looked at Ug. Ug threw another rock, which this time hit Og right on the head. Angry, Og threw the rock back at Ug, only to see Ug hold up a shield and deflect the rock.

    Og was very impressed. He and his tribe of other cavemen then walked over to Ug. Ug held up a picture showing himself handing another caveman the shield, and the other caveman handing him lots of furs. Og smiled, took the shield, and hit Ug over the head with his club, killing him. So Og and his tribe feasted on Ug, striking fear into the hearts of marketers who were not strong enough to defend themselves against a bunch of angry cavemen. Such a utopia prospered for generations, until the invention of the telephone.

    1. Re:Yea, sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The truth is, when the telephone was invented, the Bitish govenrment sais "We dont want these new fangled gizmos .. we have work to do, and dont need to be petstered by calls from double-glazing salesment while we are trying to work out how to raise the taxes while lying that we are reducing them"

      Unfortunately, some cololial userpers were not so keen on tax increases, and now we are stuck with phones, double glazing AND tax increases!

    2. Re:Yea, sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice :)

  25. spam older than Spam by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Informative
    Spam (the "food") is in its 6th decade.

    100 years ago they probably called it Invasive Nuisance®.

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    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    1. Re:spam older than Spam by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      Clarification: "it", in the parent, refers to the advertising spam, not yet-unbranded processed spiced ham.


      Fried Spam with mustard on toasted white bread: MMmmmmmMMM!

      --
      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  26. Tracking down a spammer ... by adzoox · · Score: 1

    I've been trying to track down a spammer in my state.

    [The originator of the free iPod scams]

    I was surprised [sarcasm] to see that he had written a piece on the internet on how the CAN SPAM ACT would bring a renaissance in email marketing.

    This 100 years of SPAM reminded me of this because this "essay" describes how email marketing has now reached the protections that attorneys have desired for decades.

    I plan to do a story about this guy and his business [freeslide,producttestpanel, subscriberbase, consumer research corporation] on my jackwhispers website, but first I have stories planned for the local newspapers. I'm going to the attorney general office tomorrow to discuss it.

    --
    Yell & scream & rant & rave... it's no use... you need a shaaaave ~ Bugs Bunny
  27. I'm collecting spam.. by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 0

    If you know where to sign up for spam mails, please help me pop this address in:

    bait@infosynaptics.com
    (not, it is not my enemy's mailbox, it is one of mine)

    I've decided that with modern day spam the best way to combat them is to always stay one step ahead, bayesian filters! statistics! spam word corpus! the works! all these will slowly wipe your inbox against the scum!

    (shameless plug)
    Anyway I'm using popfile, a opensource spam filter, it is really excellent except it starts off pretty dumb.

    Hence, please give me more spam!

    1. Re:I'm collecting spam.. by rkrabath · · Score: 1

      Solution:

      surf for porn, type the address in ALL input blanks

      Watch the spam pour in...

      --
      Who do I have to blackmail to get some representation around here!?!?!?!?
  28. Simpsons solution for spammers by SilentChris · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!" -- Moe

  29. Let's celebrate by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spamming the hell out of everyone we know.

  30. Thanks Billy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing I rarely see mentioned is that spam is mostly micrososft's fault.

    All those owned boxes for sale that can send a deluge of millions of e-mails for a fee?

    Those are owned because Billy and the Boys from Redmond simply have no idea how to build an operating system to run a computer that's attached to a network. We all complain about spam. We should spend more time vocally blaming one of the major causes: Microsoft

    1. Re:Thanks Billy by buchalka · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One thing I rarely see mentioned is that spam is mostly micrososft's fault.

      What a pile of crap. While I am no MS supporter blaming Microsoft is pure and simply wrong.

      Blame the people DOING the spamming, blame the people who don't keep up to date with the latest patches (which will dramatically reduce the chance of your box becoming owned).

      While you at it blame the people trying to own the box.

      Those are owned because Billy and the Boys from Redmond simply have no idea how to build an operating system

      Bzzzt. Wrong. See above. (This from a linux advocate).

      --
      Games Programmer And Designer
    2. Re:Thanks Billy by JuggleGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      One thing I rarely see mentioned is that spam is mostly micrososft's fault.

      One thing that is often mentioned is that anonymous cowards like you give no legitimate information, and are just trolling. Tell your lies elsewhere - most people here are smart enough to know that spam would exist with or without MS.

  31. Spam IS NOT just email by intx13 · · Score: 5, Informative

    From Wikipidia: "In this article and those related, the term spamming is used broadly to refer to all of these behaviors, regardless of medium and commercial intent."

    Notice the regardless of medium.

    Personally, I consider spam to be the automatic supply of unwanted information. For that reason I wouldn't consider mailing lists and telemarketers as spammers. You signed up for the mailing list and telemarketing is not an automatic process. Besides, telemarketing provides (provided) a lot of people with jobs (even if bad jobs, some people need the money more than the good job).

    For instance: You can be spammed with junk mail. A channel can be spammed by bots. You can be spammed with emails. You can't be spammed over the phone unless a recording is calling you. You can be spammed in the grocery store (oh wait, that's different...)

    Of course, this is just my personal way of looking at it, so what do I know?
    1. Re:Spam IS NOT just email by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Telemarketing IS an automated process. They get lists of numbers from... somewhere... and then the computer tells the people who to call. It's not like they're doing research on who they should and should not spam, they just get a shitload of names and numbers from someone and spam them. The people are just cogs and when they figure out how to get a computer to guilt people into listening to a sales spiel, they will.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Spam IS NOT just email by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

      Dont forget the junk fax as well, a more intermediate aged form of spam. Similar idea as telemarketing but the spiel is on a piece of paper sent en masse to number after number sans the annoying college kid trying to get rent or smack money.

      --
      ...and it should be known by now
    3. Re:Spam IS NOT just email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, the fact that something creates a "Job" does NOT make it a good thing. Spam creates jobs too, for spammers. If I were to murder someone, that would also create jobs for police investigators, jailers, mortitians, etc etc. So I suppose murderers should be congratulated for creating so many jobs?

      Telemarketing is often times done by a machine, Disney comes to mind (Another reason why I will never go there).

      As to your question "so what do I know?" apparently not very much.

    4. Re:Spam IS NOT just email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I consider spam to be the automatic supply of unwanted information.

      So e-mail can't be spam, because you have to log on to read it?

      Spam is "unsolicited bulk e-mail". Some people consider it to be "unsolicited commercial e-mail", but they're wrong, because there's such a thing as political or religious spam. But they're not as wrong as you.

    5. Re:Spam IS NOT just email by evilviper · · Score: 1
      From Wikipidia: "In this article and those related, the term spamming is used broadly to refer to all of these behaviors, regardless of medium and commercial intent."

      Using any open Wiki, including Wikipedia, as a reference for ANYTHING, is a crime, punishable by firing squad.

      You might say that's not true, but pretty soon, all the wikis will say that it is :-) And if you're going to trust them on anything else, you can trust them on this, too.
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      Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
  32. One of the messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My great great uncle got one of these, it's in one of our scrapbooks:

    WE HAVE THE HOTTEST DEALS ON CUNARD
    CRUISES STOP ALL PORTS OF CALL ALL SHIPS STOP
    BEST CABINS AT BLOWOUT PRICES STOP
    VISIT EXOTIC LANDS AND MEET LADIES OF YOUR
    DREAMS IN ROMANTIC SETTING STOP SPECIAL
    FREE VIAGRA IN EVERY BUNK THIS MONTH
    ONLY STOP VISIT YOUR LOCAL SALES OFFICE TO FIND
    OUT MORE STOP

    Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling. Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling.Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling. Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling. Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling. Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling.

  33. I can hear it on the tele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    o--o o -o oo ooo / o -o o-oo o- o-o --o o -- o -o - / o--o oo o-oo o-oo ooo

    1. Re:I can hear it on the tele by precize · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know which of the following things is the most sad:

      1) The parent was moderated as funny without the moderator knowing what the text said.

      2) The moderator knew what the text said.

      3) I took the time to decode the text.

    2. Re:I can hear it on the tele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started to decode this, too. Instead of completely ruining the suprise, just let me say that the message was clearly obvious as soon as I had decoded the first two letters: "P-E-"
      It's easy to work out the rest from there...

    3. Re:I can hear it on the tele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It says "penis enlargement pills" so other people don't have to waste their time decoding.

      I know, I know "Morse code is my native language you insensitive clod."

    4. Re:I can hear it on the tele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) The parent was moderated as funny without the moderator knowing what the text said.
      2) The moderator knew what the text said.
      3) I took the time to decode the text.


      4) I got a ham radio license when I was 12
      5) I still remember morse code

  34. Origin of spam (not SPAM) by AssProphet · · Score: 2, Informative

    In case any of you were wondering where the widely applied term "spam" came from here's an informative link

    This link gives Hormel's position on the use of the term "spam" and the history behind it.

  35. Nice job hammering Wikipedia for no reason by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The link in the story has nothing to do with the text used.. there's nothing on that page about spam being 100 years old. Worse, it's a link to an other useful resource which could do without being hammered by tens of thousands of Slashdot readers. Remember the recent stories about Wikipedia being overloaded on Slashdot recently?

  36. Where's TFA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Without an article to substantiate the claim, maybe mkavanagh2 simply sent a fake story to win a bet.

  37. Wasn't the Titanic enough? by B747SP · · Score: 2, Interesting
    a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed

    OK, so admittedly Cunard didn't buy into White Star Line until some 18 years after that little mishap with the Titanic, but didn't we show 'em, what hey old chap, shiver me timbers and all that!

    $diety{'God'} is apparently omnipotent and all knowing and all that, so what's to say that he didn't plant the iceberg in anticipation of the fact that those people would become spammers in the not-to-distant (for 'him') future! Dumb bastards didn't learn, spammed anyway.

    Well, it's a great fantasy, anyway.

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    1. Re:Wasn't the Titanic enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the Titanic sent out all kinds of distress calls, but everyone had added White Star to their block lists.

  38. Careful - Collateral Damage by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers

    While I agree with all the disgust the community has against spammers, please try to control your responses.
    As a recurrent victim of "Joe Jobs" where a spammer forges my domain name in the Reply-To field of their junk, I'm already having to deal with thousands of bounced messages (currently about 120/minute) as well as the attacks of well-meaning but misguided people on my website.

    I'm not sure what I've done to attract the attention of the spammer, but at the moment it looks like they'll succeed in putting me out of business - I can't use email while this is happening, since any filtering which brings the traffic down to a managable level also drops real messages.

    --
    "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    1. Re:Careful - Collateral Damage by buchalka · · Score: 1

      but at the moment it looks like they'll succeed in putting me out of business -

      Get a new domain ($12 US or less) and email your customers/associated web sites (if your referring/receiving traffic).

      Forward you old domains url to the new one (at least for a while and your done).

      Sure it's a pain, but surely it's better to do this then go out of business?

      --
      Games Programmer And Designer
    2. Re:Careful - Collateral Damage by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In Australia, your domain name is tied to your business name. You are not allowed to have a .com.au domain which is different from your business name. If I wanted to change the domain, I'd have to rename the business.

      I have changed business and domain names once before, but even with mailouts and phone calls to clients etc it cost an enormous amount in lost work, not to mention all of the ancillary costs associated with name changes.

      As a one-man-band trying to earn money as well as administer the business, at some stage I have to make the decision that it's easier to just work for someone else.

      --
      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    3. Re:Careful - Collateral Damage by buchalka · · Score: 1

      In Australia, your domain name is tied to your business name.

      As an Australian myself (Adelaide, how are you?), I would never use a .com.au even if you paid me.

      Why paid more to get less. .com.au suck imho.

      I've owned a business in the past with a .com.au and know all about the hoops you have to jump through to get one, but they have been relaxed to a degree lately. .com is more "international" anyway and pretty well accepted so why lock yourself in to an australian only domain name?

      If I wanted to change the domain, I'd have to rename the business.

      So don't use a .com.au and problem solved.

      Of course almost every combination of "good" .com names are taken but I can't help you with that.

      Renaming a business is not hard, but granted there are some costs involved and sure it would suck having to do it because of some spammer.

      As a one-man-band trying to earn money as well as administer the business, at some stage I have to make the decision that it's easier to just work for someone else.

      Same here.

      As a one-man-band though how many "phone calls" and mailouts are we talking about?

      I am sure you could do this on the cheap.

      The other thing to do is try and figure out how the spammer "got" your domain name. Do you post with the email shown so it can be found easy by spammer email crawlers?

      I have a number of domain's (some 5+ years old) and pretty well all of them don't (yet) suffer from spam problems. Yes it could happen, but it hasn't yet.

      Maybe you need to spent some time figuring out how your domain got found out.

      Is your mail server owned? Maybe they got it from there.

      Good luck with it all, hope it works out for you.

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  39. And "Spam" is only 67... by PseudoThink · · Score: 1
    http://media.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/knowle dge.asp?catitemid=16&id=132

    Leaving me wondering: what did they call it before 1937?

  40. What? Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would say a more insightful comment would be "he was probably being sarcastic," perhaps with a postfixed "dummy."

  41. Redundant flag.....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Out of a post involving cruise ships, meteors, and hurricanes, the ONE flag that would not describe this post is "redundant."

  42. First SPAM by nwbvt · · Score: 1
    "But, surprisingly, the first spam wasn't sent via e-mail. "

    Actually it was. Spam is defined as unsolicited e-mail (or a type of meat). What you are thinking about is just normal junk advertising.

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  43. If only I wasn't vegan... by aussersterne · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd say that we should repay them with SPAM.

    That's right... a vigilante "SPAM squad" manning a truck carrying dozens of tons of SPAM, along with a delivery system not unlike a tree chipper that can accept SPAM by the ton and spray greasy SPAM puree hundreds of feet.

    The SPAM squad would pull up to the houses of known spammers and douse the house, car, grounds, mailbox, and anything else in sight in 6-12 inches of greasy salted pork goo that would take years to clean up. If the weight of the flying SPAM puree hitting their front windows just "happend" to break them and fill their living room with chunks of SPAM as well, by "accident," that would just be too bad.

    Say, 50-60 tons of SPAM per spammer in flash vigilante "actions" out to keep each of them busy for a few weeks (months? years?) at least trying to clean up their persons, personal effects, and lives and drive the smell (and flies) away. Just spray-and-go and let them come stumbling out, slipping and sliding and cursing, realizing that they have finally gotten their comeuppance.

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    1. Re:If only I wasn't vegan... by robogun · · Score: 1

      I second the plan -- except I would smear them with used spam.

    2. Re:If only I wasn't vegan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, sounds like a plan, but it's missing one element. The spam dropped into the modified wood chipper should still be in the can. Why? I'm glad you asked. Spam can shrapnel, along with the meat-like product. Just imagine the look on their faces... priceless.

    3. Re:If only I wasn't vegan... by hiryuu · · Score: 1
      Just imagine the look on their faces...

      You mean, until they no longer have faces.

      :P

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    4. Re:If only I wasn't vegan... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      What difference does being a vegan have to do with whether or not you would handle SPAM (the food)? It's not like it's meat or anything...

      SPAM is Pretend, Artificial Meat

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      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    5. Re:If only I wasn't vegan... by Jumpin'+Jon · · Score: 1

      I just love this idea. Is there a "register of spammers" somewhere?

  44. Spam works because it works... by mOoZik · · Score: 1

    Thus, to get rid of spam, one of three things has to happen:

    1) Individuals have to stop supporting SPAM by clicking those emails and purchasing those products.
    2) Companies must be prevented from advertising in SPAM fashion and must thus be fined.
    3) A new protocol has to be implemented.

    All three have problems. The first group will not stop using spam. Obviously, these are people who purchase porn, penis enlargements, diet pills, and things of that nature. Why should they stop if the SPAM email offers what they're looking for? The second on the list is more controversial, as it goes against free speech and all that good stuff, at least to some people. And last - and the most expensive - a new system has to be devised, but as with everything, vulnerabilities will be discovered and the system exploited.

  45. Re:how to REALLY return the love by aws910 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nahh... this is better. Make them use the products they sell, one time for each message they send.

  46. Simple solution: but it wont work without you. by Whammy666 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The simplist way to combat spam is to prohibit the use of falsified mail headers and/or 'from:' return addresses. Violators could be fined per message sent.

    This idea has been proposed before, but has been vigorously fought by spammers as unconstitutional. (I'm sure spammers are really concerned about the Constitution.) Their reasoning is that without the ability to send anonymous messages, free speech would suffer. Technically, they have a point. But you can satisfy the requirements of the First Amendment, while curtailing fraudulant headers/return addresses by simply saying that anonymous messages must have an explicit return address and sender id of (for example) 'anonymous@anonymous.anom'. Requiring the "ADV:" tag in the subject line is also a good defense against spam since it is easily filtered, yet can maintain anonymity.

    None of these ideas are new, and there have been attempts to get them into law. But until we as spam haters generate enough spam of our own in the form of consumer compliants to our elected officials in an effort to overcome the lobbying dollars being spent to keep spam alive, then nothing is going to change.

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  47. Whew... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    I though there was a can over 100 years old....

    --
    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  48. 100 Years old not on computer???? No Shit by lakcaj · · Score: 1

    Spam is 100 years old today! But, surprisingly, the first spam wasn't sent via e-mail Surprisingly? And I thought everyone had a computer 100 years ago. Homer - What? They have internet on computer now???

    1. Re:100 Years old not on computer???? No Shit by lakcaj · · Score: 1

      And that crappy formatting will teach me for not previewing my first post on /. :)

  49. A great anonymous quote once said... by pfriedma · · Score: 1

    "Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed for the 100 years of 'joy' they have given us. ;)" How about locking them in a room with a bunch of *Anxious*, *in debt* guys who have just taken their *viagra* and *need horny teens*. ... Either that or overnight packages filled with rabid weasels, their pick.

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    1. Re:A great anonymous quote once said... by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      The entire membership of the Direct marketing Association just needs to be tied to trees, upside down, and fed exlax for a month.

      --
      Professional Politicians are not the solution, they ARE the problem.
  50. Well, it couldn't have been spam! by khrtt · · Score: 1

    I think the word spam has been invented much less than 100 years ago...

  51. In a perfect world... by dracken · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....Spammers would be caught, jailed and made to share their cell with people who have enlarged their penis, taken viagra and are looking for a new relationship :^).

    -Dracken

  52. No, it was not Spam by rfc1394 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would have been Spam if the Cunard line had sent the telegrams collect!

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  53. Appropriate Trip? by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it have been appropriate (not to mention eerily foreshadowing) if these telegrams were for passage on the most famous Cunard ship of them all - the "Titanic"?

    myke

    1. Re:Appropriate Trip? by Colin+Douglas+Howell · · Score: 2, Informative
      Heh. Unfortunately, the Titanic wasn't a Cunard ship; it was owned by the White Star Line, one of Cunard's main competitors.

      Now if you'd mentioned the Lusitania, on the other hand...*evil grin*

  54. Spam's Timewarp by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    "But, surprisingly, the first spam wasn't sent via e-mail. In fact, 100 years ago"

    Oh come on. What about that guy that went through town yelling "Bring out yourrr deeeaad!"??? He's got at least 500 years on that Cunard guy.

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  55. Visit a spammer message board - see the felonies by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative
    For a good time, visit this spammer bulletin board. "Make Big Money with Spam". There's enough criminal activity described there to put some people in Club Fed for many years. This is a window into organized crime. Some excerpts:
    • 07-07-2004, 05:25 PM
      Nugster is Offline:
      Junior Member
      Join Date: Jul 2004
      Reliable Proxie service hourly updated

      Hello, I am providing a very good proxie service with hourly updates.

      each members list contains 1,000-2,000 working proxies at all times.

      all you do is load the list into your mailer llike DM mailer uses links to get proxies set it to hourly updates and wala hands free mailing.

      we offer the service for a weekly price of $600 with discount for montly memberships which monthly is $2,200 a $200 savings.

      ...

      We are here to stay & aim to please. Our service is staffed by a full time crew of 10 people who are constantly maintaing our lists by hand 24/7 to ensure working proxies, unlike others who have there lists checked by computers only not acutally checking for smtp enable. ...

    Need money laundering services?

    • adamrich is Offline:
      Junior Member
      Join Date: Apr 2004
      Posts: 11
      processing Quote: Originally Posted by excelbru

      Can someone advise me a reliable bulk proof credit card processor not shutting me down after the first complaints?
      ...
      We can do such processing for you. Take a look at our site www.oxbill.com

    And much, much more.

    If you deal with spam, it's worth some time spent visiting that site. There's a whole criminal infrastructure to support spamming. You'll find "bullet proof web hosting", domain laundering, credit card laundering, virus/worm distributors selling access to zombie machines, mortgage lead buyers, and "pharmacy" operators.

    Yes, it's been reported to CERT/Homeland Security and NANAE.

  56. actually, it was before that.... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is hypothesized that certain neanderthal societies used to write inscriptions on large rocks before hurling them ferociously at passers by.

    Coincidently enough, this has significant commonalities with one of todays more successful spam counter measures, which involves incribing "stop sending me spam" on similarly large rocks and hurling them ferociously at spammers.

  57. From Wikipedia by craXORjack · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Some of the "firsts" accomplished by Cunard include:

    • First transatlantic passenger service (Britannia, 1840)
    • First passenger ship to be lit by electricity (Servia, 1881)
    • First twin-screw ocean liner (Campania, 1893)
    • First steam turbine engines in a passenger liner (Carmania, 1905)
    • First gymnasium and health centre aboard a ship (Franconia, 1911)
    • Largest passenger ship (until 1996) (Queen Elizabeth, 1940)
    • Largest passenger ship (Queen Mary 2, 2004)
    But I don't see where it says they were the first to spam. Anyone have the link to that?
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    1. Re:From Wikipedia by lavaface · · Score: 1

      Another interesting fact, (not sure if it's mentioned in Wikipedia, didn't bother to check) is that Cunard was the line that sent the Lusitania across the Atlantic with passengers and ordinance for the Allies, which brought America into World War I.

    2. Re:From Wikipedia by Colin+Douglas+Howell · · Score: 1
      Some of the "firsts" accomplished by Cunard include:
      • First steam turbine engines in a passenger liner (Carmania, 1905)

      That one turned out to be wrong; there were a couple of non-Cunard liners with steam turbines before Carmania. Fixed.

    3. Re:From Wikipedia by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      Also Largest Marine Disaster (The Titanic, 1912)

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    4. Re:From Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, Titanic was owned by the White Star line. Cunard took over White Star some time later.

  58. RTF page you linked to! by thegnu · · Score: 0

    Here's an excerpt from the page you linked to:

    2. To send (a message) indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups.

    Um.... email who? What about spamming google, or spamming a bbs, or spamming yo' mama?

    IMHO! IMHO!

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  59. Proves the Difficulty of the Solution by SpamJunkie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would assume that even such early spam was soon frowned upon. In its infancy unsolicited communicaiton was probably novel but it wouldn't take long to become the burden it is today. But because it has remained a burden for so long proves its success.

    It is no more ingenious than a brute force attack. However, wherever else brute force fails it succeeds in the marketplace. If we tighten our email schemes, turn off pop-ups in our browsers and so on it stands to reason that spam will simply evolve, not die out. It has survived the shift from telegrams to email and all steps in between, it will likely not be quenched by anything less than a superior competitor: something that provides the same service - pairing potential buyers with sellers of questionable goods - yet isn't a burden to anyone who isn't interested.

    Much like factoring prime numbers and brute forcing encryption it may well be impossible to replace spam with something "better". But if it will be stopped that's the only way.

  60. Fuck Spam in the Can! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Spam has definitely become the scourge of the internet. It follows you everywhere, and you can't get away from it.

    I hate the stuff.

    ______________
    Free IPods
    It actually works!

    1. Re:Fuck Spam in the Can! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Now that's ironic.

  61. The first SPAM..... by hashish · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Cunard are able to offer a half price fare for a one leg trip on the maiden voyage of the Titanic. Unfortunately Cunard are unable to offer return trips."

  62. I blame the Americans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all their fault. They also invented dandruff.

    You may now up-mod me. Ta!

  63. Learn to read the f*cking dictionary by nwbvt · · Score: 1
    Thats the verb form of the word, we are clearly talking about the noun form. Yes, the frequent use of certain nouns often cause us to use them in a verb form related to the origional noun (such as "I'm googling for information on spam") and even in situations where the origional noun wouldn't make sense, but that does not change the definition of the noun "Spam".

    Besides, even if you expand the definition to fit any unsolicitated advertisement, the first spam still wasn't 100 years ago. It was much older when merchants would yell out advertisements for their product.

    And spamming Google still doesn't make any sense, Google is not a mailing list, individual, or newsgroup.

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    Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
    1. Re:Learn to read the f*cking dictionary by thegnu · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the usage of a word define it?

      (Hint: Yes.)

      Also, spam the verb correlates directly to spam the noun. And while we're nitpicking, capitalizing Spam makes it meat.

      And again:

      vt.,vi.,n. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1. To
      crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively
      large input data. .........
      6. Any large, annoying, quantity of output. For instance,
      someone on IRC who walks away from their screen and comes back to
      find 200 lines of text might say "Oh no, spam".

      So no, YOU learn to read the f*cking dictionary before you climb your midget ass up on that high horse.

      That sounds kind of stupid, doesn't it? Just read the dictionary and lay off the I'm-smarter-than-you-and-I-have-proof shit.

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    2. Re:Learn to read the f*cking dictionary by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      " Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the usage of a word define it?"

      So if I use the phrase "John Kerry" to refer to a douche, does that mean the phrase now means "douche"? No. Thats why we have dictionaries.

      "Also, spam the verb correlates directly to spam the noun."

      Its related, yes. But not the same. Spam the noun is clearly defined in the definition above it.

      "And while we're nitpicking, capitalizing Spam makes it meat."

      Unless it is the first word in the sentence or in one of the various other situations where basic grammar rules require capitalization.

      And they actually prefer using the entire phrase "Spam luncheon meat".

      "vt.,vi.,n. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1. To crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively large input data....."

      Well that definition doesn't fit this usage either. And it is clearly not the use of the word that is usually used.

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  64. Who broke the Internet? by Thing+I+am · · Score: 1

    Yes this is wildly off topic but /. is one of the few sites that still work on the www and I want answers.

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  65. New trend in posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is a new trend of having a personal opinion of the poster on /. Does anyone care? I find them annoying. For instance, in this post:

    Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed for the 100 years of 'joy' they have given us. ;)

    Thanks for wasting bandwidth.

  66. Re:how to REALLY return the love by colonslashslash · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nahh... this is better. Make them use the products they sell, one time for each message they send.

    So their punishment would include 42 meters of penis enlargement theropy, several hundered skanky Russian mail order brides and a heavy overdose of viagra and vicadin? Interesting punishment ;)

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  67. Just rewards by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed for the 100 years of 'joy' they have given us. ;)

    Hey! Wipe that grin off your face.

    Repay? How about Hellfire missiles? Then put the survivors in federal prison where lifer rapists can pound them in the ass with mutant cocks.

    Or give me time. I can probably think up something really nasty where the fresh, steaming baboon semen will be the least of their worries.

    Oh, there will be an accounting, a tallying of sums and a distribution of damnation, I tell you.

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  68. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 0, Troll

    stealing from people's credit cards is not "Money Laundering", and there's nothing illegal about using a proxie. YOU LOSE.

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  69. Pfft! Fool Evolutionist! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone knows the first spam was 6,341 years ago when the serpent offered Eve an herbal remedy to not only give Adam more staying power, but add cubits to his manhood. Turns out it was just an apple, and Adam & Eve got blamed for the whole scam and banned by their ISP.

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    --- Ban humanity.
    1. Re:Pfft! Fool Evolutionist! by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      But of course, the humans ate from the tree of knowledge, giving them the power to make their own b0xen to be root on.

      And then they developed gene therapy and cloning, and pwn3d God.

      Oh, and Eve says those extra cubits have really made a difference... of course, then Adam had an erection lasting for over four hours and had to contact his doctor.

  70. recompense by binarybum · · Score: 1

    Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed for the 100 years of 'joy' they have given us. ;)"

    Let's flood them all with telegrams! We'll start from the very beginning:

    everyone nail: 1.800.7.CUNARD

    btw... "rich" is probably an unnecessary modifier for "British social elite"

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  71. Hackers take note by Shea_Butter · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is slightly illegal, but let's get some vigilante justice going and hack the spammers / spywarelords. Especially with spyware, you could probably modify the program to do something crazy to them...

  72. elite-spamm by lemody · · Score: 1

    yes, I can see the members of the British social elite wondering : "Where the hell is this Nigeria anyway?!"

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  73. Do U Wanta 2 Make $$$ .xqyl24agfdomenow525 by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

    Tired of at homezzzzzz money making schems. Heres the REEL DEEL!!!! seng 19.99,99 to 456 Happee Striet in Delanore, Island, NYC.. for yr paket(swtiching) 2dey!>!!>>! f.a.444fasklag3m3f0ckerrrzrite,//noew

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  74. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    I only take one issue with your post: I don't believe that offering proxy lists for sale is necessarily a bad thing. There are any number of reasons why someone may want to use a proxy to visit a certain site. Concealing sexual preferences when visiting a gay or lesbian porn site, trying to read up at the English version of Al-Jazeera without leaving digital footprints, etc.

    Proxies are generally web only in nature. Of the more than 100,000 wide-open proxies that I've cataloged over the past several years, only a slight percentage of them were able to relay arbitrary connections (e.g. HTTP CONNECT protocol). The vast majority of proxies only relay standard web requests, and are harmless as far as spam is concerned. In fact when Joe Jared's Osirusoft RBL was running, my proxy database fed directly into its RBL (proxy.relays.osirusoft.com), just to prevent any possibility of the proxies being used to spam those who subscribed to RBLs/DNSBLs.

    It's unfortunate that the media, as of late, has taken to calling infected/trojanned Windows machines which relay spam "proxies," instead of "zombies," a term widely attributed to Steve Gibson at GRC. When GRC was DDoS'd a couple of years ago, he took to calling the trojanned machines "zombies," and the media went with it full force. More recently, the media has been calling them "proxies," which creates negative connotations that aren't necessarily deserved. Yes, there is the occasional proxy which leaves itself wide open to HTTP CONNECT, but most proxies have nothing to do with spam.

    Of course, if some idiot is spamming spammer message boards trying to sell proxies, he deserves whatever he gets. There have been clear cases where alleged spammers such as Jamie Baillie have attempted to buy proxies that they can spam through. However, I chalk this up as the exception to the norm, and in most of these cases the spammer was clearly foiled anyway. The above link is an extreme example of how spammers get "victimized" themselves, and start bitching holy hell, trying to buy proxy lists.

    Please, don't equate proxies with spam. Most of them are simply being used to facilitate anonymous browsing, and this is an ability which needs to be maintained as long as possible.

  75. Well it ain't a small part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have my own domain name, and a few months ago some spammers discovered it, and it now receives about 10,000 spams a day, completely easy to filter because they are for nonexistent accounts, but I am on dialup. My modem is onliine for 2-3 hours a day just receiving and throwing away that spam. If I drop the connection when it starts, as soon as the envelope header is determined to be bogus, it still has been received by my ISP and all intermediate waystations.

    Don't pretend your small world of a single email account has any bearing on the amount of spam you never see but which is still sent.

  76. the other spam by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

    if someone told me that the first piece of hormel spam was still sitting around uneaten after 100 years i'd believe that too

  77. why is spam a problem for people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I receive dozens of legitimate emails per day, and almost no spam (maybe a couple per week). Why?

    - my email is at my own domain
    - only my friends know my email address
    - for sites I use sitename@mydomain, if any of them spam me, I disable it
    - once my "friends only" email was exposed. I changed it and notified all my friends. if it happens again I'll do it again. It's no big deal and it only takes my friends a second to update my email address.

    Spammers can spam all the want. Where's the problem?

  78. Spam is not a technological problem by Trillan · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but there simply *is* no technological solution for it. The problem is that users have a certain set of requirements for electronic communication (namely, that it's free aside from connection time and fairly easy to use).

    Do you think spam is one computer sending out email after email? Are you nuts? Spam is sent by a network of compromised computers, connected via any available port.

    You cannot increase the cost of sending spam to the point that it has a low enough return on investment to not be worth sending without adding a usage fee for email (and even that won't really fix the problem, as the wrong people are going to pay the fee ).

  79. I prefer option 5 by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    5) Ablative armor for APC's in Iraq. Just strap a few spammers on, and you're good to go!

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  80. Mod parent up by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    We need a +1 Unintentionally Funny for things like the juxtaposition of that message and sig :-)

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    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  81. I said 'spam is 100 years old' by pbjones · · Score: 3, Funny

    my wife replied, 'it tastes like it too'

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    There was an unknown error in the submission.
  82. Not Even Close by wwi · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nope. Not Even Close.

    Postal "spam" has existed since the
    post office was first founded. In
    the 19th Century, the typical
    addressee would be:

    The Best Farmer In

    Smallville, Missouri

    or

    Progressive Businessman In

    Littletown, Iowa

    The worst was before stamps,
    when all letters were
    sent collect. If someone was dumb
    enough to claim one of these, they
    paid the postage!

    Hmmm, kinda familiar.....

  83. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who would buy a proxy from a company that can't spell it?

    Oh right, spammers.

  84. spam to be spammed ! by chrisranjana.com · · Score: 0

    oh these junk mail artists !

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  85. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    and there's nothing illegal about using a proxie

    If you're in the .US and don't have permission to use that proxy, then there IS (and this is without the U SAP RIOT act amendments). As you so eloquently put it, YOU LOSE

  86. Doh... stupid clipboard. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    The real link is HERE

    1. Re:Doh... stupid clipboard. by tgd · · Score: 1

      Good thing you weren't surfing pr0n...

    2. Re:Doh... stupid clipboard. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Nah, thanks to the terrorism distraction, they never got around to making that illegal... yet.

      (A Link to click before modding me down (-1, Tinfoil Hat))

  87. Not true by HBI · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Lusitania sinking in 1915 had nothing to do with the US' declaration of war in 1917.

    That had more to do with the Zimmermann note promising Mexico territorial adjustments in exchange for a declaration of war against the US, as well as sinkings of US flag merchant vessels in the North Atlantic.

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    1. Re:Not true by homunculi · · Score: 1

      The sinking of the Lusitania did not directly bring the US into the war but there are some that theorize that the First Lord of the Admiralty, a youngster with the name Winston Churchill, may have deliberately sent the Lusitania into harms way in the hope that the loss of American lives (128 American Dead) would drag the US into the war. It did however take another 2 years to happen so. . .

  88. What about the Vikings by lewger · · Score: 1

    Didn't the Vikings invent Spam?

  89. Confessions of a Spam-o-file by unknown_host · · Score: 0

    Everyone is trying to get rid of Spam. Why? I love the stuff. I can't get enough. I am a junk-mail junkie, and proud of it.
    For the last year, I have put my email address on any site that I can find. Life has never been better. Let me count the ways.
    At first I received a spam mail that said: You Qualify for a Gold Card. Right after that, another asked me: How many Credit Cards can you get? The wheels started spinning. As it turns out, I can get a lot of Credit Cards!!! I have replied to every one of these spams, so now my combined credit limit from the 100 or so cards is now $500,000! This is a lot of credit, and I'm not so good at repaying it, so it is good that the fine people who sent this mortgage refinance offer, Refinance without perfect credit, do not check my credit. These generous lenders have allowed me to refinance my house so many times that the banks now pay me money every month!
    When I was asked Are you paying too much for Auto Insurance?, I assumed I was, and I now pay nothing for auto insurance. I hope that company is still in business.

    I am a big fan of learning, so when I got many emails touting U N I V E R S I T Y D I P L O M A S , I started working on my first PhD. It wasn't my last PhD, though. I now have 12 PhDs in every subject imaginable, and I have more brains than the Scarecrow in "The Wizard of Oz". I am truly a doctor of thinkology.

    Along with my newfound brains I have money rolling like never before as I Make a Fortune on eBay! selling all the junk in my house!!! I am now starting to sell my neighbors junk, too.

    Now that I can Get Your 2 FREE Air Tickets, 2 FREE Hotel Nights, $100 FREE Cash, I have become a world traveler. I go from city to city, and as long as the spam keeps rolling in, I may never return, sort of like a Johnny on the MTA. I am snapping pictures like crazy now that I replied to Claim Your Complimentary Digital Camera. I haven't joined the "mile high" club yet. That spam mail hasn't arrived yet.

    Because I print out every spam message that I receive, I use a lot in inkjet cartridges. But, not to worry, I get 50-75% OFF your Printer Ink- Ink Blowout Sale!...

    Now for my personal life. I have had my teeth whitened so much with Get Your Teeth Whitened In 2003 that the local Lighthouse commission wants to use my mouth as a backup to the Cape Cod lighthouse. Santa Clause may use me to lead his sleigh team this Christmas if Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer doesn't want to.

    I have received so many penis enlargement spams that have promised to Increase your Penis Size in just weeks! that I may have to take some of my eBay fortune and hire a full time assistant to assist me in getting around town.

    But, this may not be necessary. I have a lifetime supply of Viagra & much more which keeps my private part constantly "firm", so, combined with my increased penis size, I may not be able to ever leave the house. But that is OK, because I now Earn $6,000.00 per month, working from home!

    I have been keeping my libido going with Natural herbs that ignite the fire of desire. I have also sprinkled some of it on my wife's cereal in the morning (when she is not looking). With all that fire of desire, I have been spending some quality time on-line checking out 500 CUTE GIRLS and Wild dorm room webcams. If my wife leaves me as she has threatened to do a lot lately, I will consult my newest reference manual: The Ultimate Guide to Meeting Women!

    The best news is that I am a $2,000,000 Instant Winner. And even better, I sent every penny that I made to a corrupt government official in the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation who will be sending me millions of dollars soon! The check is in the mail.

    What my wife likes best is that I now can Lose 30 lbs. in 30 days! She is encouraging me to continue on that diet for a whole year. She figures that at the rate of 30 pounds per month, in one year she'll be rid of me and my spam for good!!!

    --
    shamelessly copied^H^H^Hborrowed from somewhere

  90. Let's celebrate this day... by unknown_host · · Score: 0

    the Christian way, with hot Christian singles just like you....

  91. Cryptographically signed messages by arevos · · Score: 1

    Signing all your emails with PGP/GPG/whatever might be the answer. To make this work, first of all, just discard all messages that aren't signed. This, of course, relies on the assumption that most people in the world sign their emails, which, of course, isn't the case at the moment. But for now, assume that it is.

    This means that all your contacts will send you signed messaged. Spammers wouldn't have this option. To sign ever single one of their messages correctly would take an awful amount of computing power. This may be enough to make it not profitable for mass spammings.

    1. Re:Cryptographically signed messages by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've had signed spam before. The signature was (obviously) broken but I was surprised someone had even thought of it.

      I guess some people filter on the presence of a signature.
      Now you have to filter on it's validity as well. Bit of a problem when strangers mail you...

      --

      May contain traces of nut.
      Made from the freshest electrons.
  92. Just an idea, is it possible? by Gollum2001 · · Score: 1

    Is not possible to add a new header to email, something like "X-Signature" that contains a signature of the whole email encrypted with a key like "destinyemailaddr@mydomain.com-senderaddr@hisdomai n.com"?
    Something like a message-digest (MD5, SHA-1... etc). I mean, someting that takes about 5-10 sec to compute in an ordinary computer. Using that we could filter email very easily (if the email has not that signature or if it's invalid, just reject it, if it's valid, pass through a bayesian spam filter). That way an owned computer will only send 6-12 emails a minute, not thousands. Or thousands of invalid-to-be-easily-rejected emails.
    In a case like this I will wait 5-10 seconds per email just to have a cleaner inbox, instead an inbox with 80% of spam.
    Maybe mr spammer can buy a very powerfull computer to generate valid signatures and send spam fast, but because most of the spam comes from zombie pcs that are not beowulfs... Should not end with spam, but probably will make a smaller problem for us.

    --
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" - Albert Einstein.
  93. If spamming didn't work, spammers wouldn't do it by sean@thingsihate.org · · Score: 1

    Who does that mean we should blame?

    --

    One of the many things I hate. thingsihate.org
  94. Seems Fairly Simple to Me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Post the urls to their websites on /. and use the slashdot effect to remove them from the internet.

    I mean, I'd click on that link.

  95. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by rizole · · Score: 1
    The best thing we can do with spammers is to slashdot the buggers.

    Everybody.... click on the links in the parent. Hit refresh. And again.......and again.....

    Good slashdotter...

    I never metaphore I didn't like.

  96. Surprisingly? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    "Spam is 100 years old today! But, surprisingly, the first spam wasn't sent via e-mail."

    Many things are old. But, surprisingly, they are older than the Internet. Film at eleven! But seriously...

    "In fact, 100 years ago, Cunard sent out telegrams to selected (rich) members of the British social elite, advertising tickets on a new liner, and becoming the first spammer. Let us all take out a moment to consider how to best 'repay' the spammers who followed for the 100 years of 'joy' they have given us. [immature semicolon-face removed]"

    The answer is very simple. If we stop buying from spammers, spam will instantly disappear. Unfortunately this is not going to happen, thanks to all of those cretins who keep buying from spammers. And those very cretins are the ones we should go after (by legal means or otherwise) because there is no other way to stop this madness.

    --
    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  97. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh. How many people have been busted for using a proxy?

  98. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Doesn't make it legal, and WILL work against you if you end up in court for other spam-related charges.

  99. Dear Slashdot Fellows [Public Service Announcement by HedonismBot · · Score: 1

    May I be so bold as to inform of the simple fact that all those freeipods/porsches/lcds.com links are just as worthy of being called 'spam' as the wacky Nigerian prince adventures or the mortgage offers. No, just because it is you who gets the 3. PROFIT! doesn't make it any less reprehensible, thank you for asking.

    I am, for one, disabling sigs for the next month or so and hope for the better.

    www.somethingawful.com have timely pranked this annoyance in their new fake index.htm, which is to be available only today (Tue 14, September)

    --
    Sailors. Oh man!
  100. Spam turns 100, by some Anglosaxon reckoning by dajak · · Score: 1
    In the Netherlands, the first known spam was sent by Verkade food company in 1892 to people with an income of more than 1500 guilders per year. That is 112 years ago. The list of addresses was obtained from local governments.

    4 years earlier, in 1888, they started including trading cards in packages as a marketing technique, if I remember correctly.

  101. 140 years old, not 100 by Cardbox · · Score: 1

    29 May 1864: mass telegrams advertising "Messrs Gabriel, dentists, Harley-street, Cavendish-square". See letters to The Times 1 June 1864 p.11 and 3 June 1864 p.13.

    June 1864: National Provincial Clothing depot sends mass telegrams saying "your suit is ready for collection", when in fact it hasn't been ordered at all: The Times 1 July 1864 p.12.

    1875: a furniture company sends 5,000 telegrams for simultaneous delivery at 8pm: Matthew Sweet, Inventing the Victorians, p.39.

  102. SpamJavelin code by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    OK, I finally figured out how to get Slashdot to do proper indentation ..... so here is the SpamJavelin code. Put the following between the <HEAD> and </HEAD> tags:

    <?
    function spamjavelin($address, $link) {
    global $HTTP_SERVER_VARS;
    $alpha = "abcdefghjklmnpqrstuvwxyz1234567890";
    $packed_ip = "";
    $ip_array = split('\.', $HTTP_SERVER_VARS['REMOTE_ADDR']);
    foreach ($ip_array as $i=>$j) {
    $packed_ip .= sprintf("%02X",$j);
    };
    $packed_time = date("y") % 10 . $alpha[date("m")-1] . $alpha[date("d")-1]
    . $alpha[date("H")-1]. date("i") . date("s");
    list($user,$domain) = split("@", $address);
    $new_address = $user . "-" . $packed_time . $packed_ip . "@" . $domain;
    return($link ? "<A HREF = \"mailto:$new_address\">$new_address</A>" : $new_address);
    };
    function sj($address) {
    echo spamjavelin($address,1);
    };
    ?>

    Now where you want an e-mail address to appear, put the following code:

    <? sj("myname@mypatch.myisp.co.uk") ?>

    I'm sure I could have optimised it to run faster but then it would have been less obvious what it was doing, and maybe less instructive. This code is in the public domain, because I don't believe the licence should outweigh the work it protects.

    --
    Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
  103. What about a judo-style response? by afeeney · · Score: 1

    Spam costs the user nothing to send because the recipient either buys in or deletes. What would happen if recipients who have no intention of buying string the spammer along, pretending to want to buy, getting quotes for bulk orders, wanting to know about origins, asking all kinds of pointless questions, etc..

    Of course, if only a few people did this, it wouldn't have any effect, but if it happened on a huge scale, it would make spammers' lives more difficult.

    Several folks have done this with the Nigerian Bank Frauds, sometimes getting the would-be fraudsters to make multiple trips to the airport, spend a lot of time in correspondence, and so on. Some have even gotten a bit of cash out of the scammers.

  104. To stop spam.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get on the root of the issue, the SMTP server systems of many companies and private networks exposed to the world don't require an authenticated connection, and of those that do, few if any verify that the from address is also a correct sender attached to the verified account.

    To spam, all the simpleton needs to do, is log in to an unsecure server whose logs aren't working if they even keep one, change their from address, and blast away. This is not a failing of the protocol, this is a failing of the administrator!

  105. Christian spam 50 A.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Paul and others sent letters (epistles) to people in other cities telling people how to behave. Somne of these are colected in the New Testament of the Bible.

  106. [OT] Sig by $rtbl_this · · Score: 1

    I can pee standing AND have multiple orgasms!

    You're a woman who doesn't mind the feeling of pee trickling down your legs?

    --
    "Are you being weird, or sarcastic?" said Emma. I said I didn't know because I get the two feelings mixed up.
    1. Re:[OT] Sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it about men that makes you so ignorant?

      Next time you're shagging your girlfriend*, try actually paying some attention to her fanny. Notice that her pee-hole is normally blocked by her labia {hence diverting her stream down her leg}. If you get the chance of some positional play, notice further how, in the classic squatting position, her fanny opens up to expose her pee-hole.

      Now get her to squat down as if about to pee, insert her left {if right-handed} index finger and thumb so as they jam herself open, and stand up with finger and thumb still in place and her pee-hole hopefully should still be all clear. Do this in the shower basin {or outdoors} if she is actually intending to pee. On subsequent occasions, of course, the finger and thumb can be inserted directly from a standing position; but this complicated rigmarole is actually the easiest way to learn the correct position to stick them.


      * Assuming you have actually got one. But if you haven't, men's and women's anatomies are similar enough that you probably still should be able to feel the opening where your bollock bag joins your body get a little wider when you squat down and back to normal as you stand up. But the effect won't be anything like as pronounced, since with just an open hole and no actual labia, you won't be able to get the required back-tension.

  107. Punishment for Spammers (and virus writers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dip them in a weak acid and let them melt over several days.

  108. How spammers can fight back by Mandrel · · Score: 1
    Yes, spam is a social problem, and so spammers can use social engineering to counter the widespread use of filters.

    They just have to announce that clicking the "more info" link in one in a million of their e-mails wins that person $1000, which they promptly pay in full. The procedure to check whether you've won would have to be protected by a captcha to prevent automated checking.

    It's like Nigerian scammers sending out a totally legitimate offer of money to a few people, then exploiting the reduced skepticism engendered when those people actually get paid what they were promised.

    1. Re:How spammers can fight back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its an intriguing idea. I bet a lot of spammers have suggested it to other spammers.

  109. Ah, the mandatory crackpot conspiracy theory, eh? by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let me tell you a little secret: I actually was on the Soviet side of the Iron Curtain, in the bad old days of the Cold War. It also happens that several family friends were doctors.

    Guess what? If such wonder drugs ever existed, the soviets (and the whole soviet block) didn't use them either. Wonder why. Maybe because such wonder drugs only ever existed in crackpot conspiracy theories, but never In Real Life?

    And don't tell me it was also the "evil" westen pharma corporations who were stopping the Soviets from using their own medicine. (I don't remember the West stoping the Soviets from building nukes or breeding hot strains of smallpox, for example.)

    I'll tell you something funny: the whole Eastern European block had a very liberal policy when it came to antibiotics. And plenty of corruption. One way or the other, you could get pretty much any medicine you bloody pleased, whether you actually needed it or not. (Or whether it could even work at all for your disease or not.) Kids were routinely stuffed full of antibiotics and sulphamids at the slightest sign of a cold.

    Yet noone ever got such a miracle cure. Even there, when you did get prescribed medicine, it was 3-4 times a day, for a week or more. Just like in the West. Go figure.

    And if you needed an operation, they didn't just sprinkle some magic potion. They used sterilized equipment and aseptic rooms, just like in the West. Go figure.

    So please spare me the bullshit conspiracy theories.

    There is no magic wand that you can just wave and make the illness go away. There never was, never will be. Not on the Western side, not on the Soviet side, and not in China either.

    And if there was one, those same pharma companies could patent it and have a monopoly on magic wands for 20 years straight. The one who had a magic wand that cures, say, diabetes, could sell it for a fortune per milligram, and make one helluva lot more profit from that than from being the 100'th guy selling cheap generic insulin.

    Plus if there was one, what do you thing would happen the first time a pharma executive, or doctor or pharmacist got a fatal disease? Do you expect me to believe they'd just patiently await their own death, rather than threaten their profits? Better yet, that millions of doctors and pharmacists _all_ keep the secret rather than save their own lives or the lives of their children.

    Dude, there is no amount of money in the world that could buy that.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  110. Spammers are the devil, but.... by suman28 · · Score: 1

    Don't you think that we need to go after the companies that hire these spammers in the first place? I mean, if it wasn't for those companies that crave the attention from the 10 or so people that might actually click on the junk email, the companies would not have any reason to hire spammers to send massive emails, and thus no spam?

  111. SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyway, who never "cron"'ed an 1 minute "Happy birthday" e-mail to a co-worker gone for a couple of weeks?

  112. How to "reward" the spammers by MacGod · · Score: 1

    The best method for "rewarding" the spammers:

    Make them attend an oral recitation of all the spams they've written... narrated by Fran Drescher, Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top and the woman who plays Janice on "Friends"

    --
    "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
  113. Re:Dear Slashdot Fellows [Public Service Announcem by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

    *agrees* BTW: They also have a more permanent link: http://www.somethingawful.com/fake/epharmacy/

    --
    molmod.com - computing tips from a molecular modeling
  114. And let me tell you why it's 3 times a day by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Informative

    The problem with curing a disease is that you have to kill some cells which aren't that fundamentally different from the normal cells in your body. In the case of viral diseases, they _are_ your normal cells, only slightly reprogrammed by the virus.

    Hence most of the medicine is actually mildly toxic. Almost all of it, in high enough concentrations, can cause severe damage to the liver, kidneys, and/or other body parts.

    So the trick to treating a disease, is to maintain a concentration just high enough to sorta harm the bacteria over time, but low enough so the normal cells aren't _too_ harmed. Hence taking small doses 3 times a day, for a week or more.

    A dose which could kill all bacteria or mutated cells in one pill, would have an effect on your liver comparable to a shotgun blast at close range.

    Point in case: my own mom, who basically stuffed herself with antibiotics and sulphamids back then, is now struggling just to stay alive. Her liver is basically destroyed. Maybe it's not a coincidence. She also thought that she was smarter than the doctors back then. Looking in retrospect, maybe she shouldn't have been that smart, eh?

    So maybe the next time a doctor tells you some pills to take 3 times a day... maybe it's not some evil pharma conspiracy. Maybe the poor bugger is just trying to not cause permanent damage.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  115. I met this guy from Cunard once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was driving a really flashy car.. top of the line BMW.. so I asked him how he was able to afford it, and he said "I work for Cunard" to which I replied "Well I work my bollocks off mate, but I still can't afford anything like that"

    Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

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  117. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by bsdbigot · · Score: 1

    Of course, it was just a regular infrastructure before CAN-SPAM made it a felony... So, then, which of the following goals have we accomplished?

    1. Lessened Spam/UCE/UBE
    2. Created a new class of criminal (and populated it)

    Remember, there wouldn't be so many criminals if there weren't so many laws. Food for thought.

    --
    main(){char I,l,O[]={'-',1-1,0,(1<<5)-1,0+'-',-10-1,-10,11-0,- 1,-100};for(I=l=0;l<10+0;put
  118. An answer from the people that own you. by gd23ka · · Score: 1
    And if there was one [cure], those same pharma companies could patent it and have a monopoly on magic wands for 20 years straight. The one who had a magic wand that cures, say, diabetes, could sell it for a fortune per milligram, and make one helluva lot more profit from that than from being the 100'th guy selling cheap generic insulin.

    This would not be very profitable at all in the long run because it cures the disease. Over his or her lifetime the average diabetic spends at least a six-figure amount not only on insulin but also on many other offerings of the diabetes industry, such as blood sugar test strips, syringes, medical consulation etc. It is evident that the existing markets have to be preserved. This means a cure for diabetes or even cancer (there is another industry built around cancer) would have to be restricted to a select group of people. This could be best achieved by artificially pricing it so high as to be unaffordable for at least 80% of all diabetics. Doing something like that, however, would be a tremendous threat to social stability. People IN A LARGE SCALE would most likely start to violently demand access to the cure. This we can't have for a number of reasons:

    First of all, we can not let the people question the Pharma/Healthcare industries motives IN A LARGE SCALE. The benign concept most people have of healthcare in general is one that is carefully fostered and reinforced.

    Second of all, and this is the most important reason of them all, we can not let people learn that they can make changes to system. We sometimes encourage protest and half-hearted acts of violence, because it gives us an opportunity to reinforce the most important lessons of them all: Nothing ever changes no matter what people do. If we allowed the cure to be distributed to an exclusive group of people we would also need to resort to the most extreme measures to keep the status quo.

    Plus if there was one, what do you thing would happen the first time a pharma executive, or doctor or pharmacist got a fatal disease? Do you expect me to believe they'd just patiently await their own death, rather than threaten their profits? Better yet, that millions of doctors and pharmacists _all_ keep the secret rather than save their own lives or the lives of their children.

    Most of the people you consider important such as CEOs, political leaders etc. are expendable and expended if need be. Most of the people who consider themselves important and informed are serfs and disinformed. I will not confirm whether cures for diseases like cancer, rheumatism or diabetes exist, but consider this, serf, if we can hold the going-ons and details on an entire Airforce Base secret from you, don't you think we can hide a lot of other things from you??

    Dude, there is no amount of money in the world that could buy that.

    Pal, for you money is a carrot to waste your life chasing after. To us it's a vegetable we grow to feed our cattle.

    1. Re:An answer from the people that own you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like one of those conspiracy theorists who claim the Pentagon was never hit by a plane (although hundreds witnessed it).

      Your "the Man controls medicine and exploits it for profit!" is extremely disrespectful to the millions of people rich and poor who strive to cure and reduce suffering from cancer, AIDS, etc. It also reveals your utter ignorance of modern medicine and the industry that surrounds it-fucked up, yes, but nowhere near as fucked up as you think.

    2. Re:An answer from the people that own you. by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      En contraire, mon ami, I am very much aware of the business side of charity... Go ahead and enter "charity business into google.

  119. SPAM vs Advertising, the rich & Gieco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing that bothers me about this post is the connection between SPAM and direct mail without any mention of advertising or thier differences. In one case, direct mail is paid for by the sender; like advertising. Yet, there isn't any outrage about advertising.

    Warren Buffet has sucessfully raised the name 'gieco' to visability; but only the rich can play this game. This is how the rich stay rich; the public only knows about things that the people that can afford to pay will tell them about.

    SPAM, by effectivly lowering the price of advertising to zero, ironically inflicted it's own death on itself. Instead of the new medium nutralizing the power of the elites, now it's only criminals and crackpots that break through. Then again, that's not much different than advertising.
    Jeff Carr

  120. Do you listen to yourself? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    So basically the CEO and politicians are just expendable pawns, and there's some super-government so secret... yet so well known that even a dying president or pharma CEO doesn't dare fund a cure. Riight. So _millions_ of people around the world are affraid of this super-power, but still noone knows it exists.

    Do I need to point out the idiocy of this standard conspiracy theory, or do you start realizing it yourself by now?

    Air bases are easy. Mostly noone gives a damn about what's happening inside. And those who do go in and out, mostly don't have anything noteworthy to say anyway. "Yeah, today we ran around and then we had a meal." Doesn't make for a big newsflash.

    But when something noteworthy does happen, such as the recent torturing of prisoners, guess what? All those people start talking. And when what they say is interesting enough, people start listening.

    _That_ is the real problem with these conspiracy theories. Real conspiracies and secrets tend to not stay that secret, once more than 2-3 people are involved. Conspiracies which involve millions of people? Heh. Dream on.

    Either way, it never ceases to amaze me how many people want really hard to believe in basically magic. There's always some silver bullet which solves all problems, ends world hunger, cures all diseases, makes untrained burger-flippers write enterprise programs, etc. Guess a fairy tale beats actually facing reality, eh?

    And since we're in a topic about spam, it's gullible idiots like these which make spam work and keep the spam tsunami coming upon the rest of us. There's always some such magical solution they're willing to believe: some magic cure-all drug, some bullshit diploma that noone will question, some loan they'll never have to repay, etc. And no shortage of scammers taking advantage of that lack o' brains.

    And the really sad part is that these bullshit stories would be damn easy to prove: e.g., you don't even need to try too hard to find out what medicine did the Soviet block actually have.

    But naah. Let's believe what the nice spammer said. Surely he wouldn't lie about those pills he's selling. Surely they're really some super-secret Soviet miracle pill. And those who say it's really pressed chalk with some funny dye, are all part of a conspiracy funded by the big pharma.

    Heh.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  121. So is this year the "SpamCentennial"? by woodsrunner · · Score: 0

    ...it came to me today when I was relaying the story in an email and I couldn't resist sharing.... Now to make teeshirts, and other memorabilia! Finally a way to recycle my warehouse full of bicentennial stuff!

  122. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Oh no! I bought a list of people who have configured their systems to allow traffic to go through it! They must not want me to do so, otherwise they might have done something like configured their systems to allow traffic to go through it!

    You still lose.

    --
    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  123. Probably it wasn't the first one by hadaso · · Score: 1

    The "spam" desccribed doesn't seem to really be spam.

    Two reasons:
    1. "Cunard sent out telegrams to SELECTED (rich) members ...". Those ads were targeted to a very specific audience. They were not sent to railroad operators. One important characteristic of email spam is that it is completely untargeted. It is sent to your email address because it is an email address, not because someone invested in research and decided that you might be more interested than the average person in what they have to sell.

    2. Salesmen going from door to door trying to sell stuff probably worked much earlier than a 100 years ago. Those are much closer to email spam in my opinion because they go to every home in the area they work in, not just to a list of addresses determined by preliminary research to be possibly interested in their product. (though they probably still choose to work in neighborhoods where a higher percentage of residents would be interested. That's some king of targeting. Junk snail-mail often has this characteristics: a big chunk of it advertises local businesses, and if you look in your snail-mail junk you will find that a reasonable percentage actually advertises stuff you are planning to buy anyway, such as groceries, at perhaps lower prices.)

  124. Costs don't matter by hadaso · · Score: 1

    >The cost of a service (or lack there of)
    > doesn't/shouldn't define that service

    Right! How that cost/lack of cost is used matters. In the case discussed, one hundred years ago someone has carefully compiled a list of possible customers based on their ability to pay and perhaps on info available on their lifestyle, and spent money on informing them on something. In the case of email spam no such research occurs. Every existent/nonexistent email address receives the same message regardless of the recipients need for the advertised product (size of P#|\|1$ is not taken into account B4 pressing "$3nd").

  125. Re:Visit a spammer message board - see the felonie by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Incompetence setting up a server doesn't imply consent for you to access it.

    Most of those systems are MIS-configured. Ever wonder why they're updated so frequently? Because occasionally, someone gets a clue and fixes it.

    "It's there, so I have a right to use it" is bullshit spammer-think[Quirk Objection noted]

  126. Do you think for yourself? by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    "_That_ is the real problem with these conspiracy theories. Real conspiracies and secrets tend to not stay that secret, once more than 2-3 people are involved. Conspiracies which involve millions of people? Heh. Dream on."

    Maybe that's what is at the center of it that gets people like you upset. It is true, most of what happens in the world is not kept secret but simply given the correct "spin", omitting the important parts of the news, deemphasizing and emphasizing bits of it as required and tossing the occasional scapegoat to the people. The biggest "conspiracy" of them all, even though I wouldn't call it a "conspiracy" myself is this process where a group of people actively and on a large scale shape society to their own needs. This is also where your millions of people are involved, for they are for the most part people like you who unthinkingly regurgitate the facts and attitudes they have been provided with and are unwittingly accomplices to this. I don't care about your "Soviet miracle spammer", who I agree is very most likely a fraud. I care a bit about your kneejerk reactions, though.

    As far as miracle cures are concerned... common sense should tell you that "certain interests" are "not at all amused" if their power base is threatened.

  127. Re:congratulations on completely missing the point by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    There is no evidence of any felonies going on. That is the ONLY point and somehow you have explicitely missed it.

    --
    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  128. A Fine Product by homunculi · · Score: 1

    Lets keep in mind how excelent service was on the Cunard line and it explains why they were so agressively SPAMMING:
    1. Columbia, wrecked near Cape Sable, Nova Scotia, 7 Feb. 1843;
    2. Balbec, beached after hitting submerged wreckage off Cornwall, 28 March 1884, and declared a total loss;
    3. Karnak, wrecked off Bermuda, 1862;
    4. Melita, burned at sea, 5 Sep. 1868;
    5. Stromboli, lost off the Lizard, 1878;
    6. Sidon, wrecked near Malpica, Spain, 27 Oct. 1885;
    7. Malta, wrecked near Lands End, 15 Oct. 1889;
    8. Demerara, went missing en route from Liverpool to Gibraltar, Dec. 1887;
    9. Oregon, sank off Fire Island after collision, 14 Mar. 1886;
    10. Lucania, burned and sank while in lay-up at Liverpool, 14 Aug. 1909;
    11. Slavonia, grounded at Flores, Azores, 11 June 1909
    12. Lusitania, Sunk by U-Boats, off southern Ireland, May 7, 1915

  129. Spam the spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not understand why we overlook the obvious solution. Why not go to the source - the top of the food chain. At the top of every "legit" spam message there is some commercial entity trying to increase their profits by selling more crap to some dupe. Why not legislate fiscal penalties for the producers of the products in the spam. You may not be able to catch the middle man or the spammer but why not punish the ultimate beneficiary. Or if the legislators won't do something then how about denial of service attacks against these manufacturers. Sooner or later they would get the message. Then we only have to deal with the spam from hackers who want to propagate their virus's. Certainly harder to catch but not impossible. We just need to have extremely harsh penalties for the few we catch. I personally favor boiling in oil or public castration.

  130. I made spam/malware 'almost impossible'. Seriously by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    If interested, complete details here.

    It is Freeware/Shareware.

    I am actively using the Freeware part of my solution.
    'Eating my own dogfood.' as it were.

    My email address is not obsfucated. It doesn't have to be if virtually all the spam I get is automatically deleted!

    I am persecuted at times for even mentioning it like this yet nobody complains about Slashdot stories about established antispam solutions that appear here.

    Lately, an Anonymous Coward jeered me for basically re-inventing SpamAssassin. That is not true. Though both programs are email filters, they both take different approaches to the spam/malware problem.

    For example:

    SpamAssassin has over 900 rules to 'score' email.

    My solution only uses 8.

    Why so few rules?

    My solution attacks the structure of spam and not the content of spam. Hence, hundreds of rules are not needed.

    My solution 'renames' all known potentially hostile HTML tags and all file attachments that appear in the recipient's email.

    By doing this:

    1) Privacy is preserved.
    2) No one is exposed to offensive images.
    3) Malware is prevented from running and compromising the computer system.

    1 and 3 above will prevent the increased spread of spam and malware if the system has not been compromised first and the recipient is cautious when handling emails with inert (but still hostile) content. As a bonus, 2 will prevent allegations of sexual harassment as pornographic images sent/linked via email and the IMG SRC HTML tag are simply not displayed by HTML-aware email clients.

    Lastly, SpamAssassin is solely an email filter and requires Perl to run.

    My Shareware solution is a complete email and antispam/antimalware solution, no other software is needed to be effectively free of spam and malware. Widespread, proper use of this program would eliminate most email spam and render all emailed malware 'useless'.

    Ironically, I could tout my solution by email spam and possibly 'make a bundle' because it actually works!

    But by doing that, I would be no better than the spammers that are already out there abusing the internet email system.

    As it has been said in the past, email spam is ultimately a sociological problem. Since the hardcore spammers won't stop their abuse, filter them out for good!

  131. In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  132. Re:congratulations on completely missing the point by geminidomino · · Score: 1
    No fair changing your tune after you've been proven wrong. The original post [emphasis mine] said:
    stealing from people's credit cards is not "Money Laundering", and there's nothing illegal about using a proxie[sic]. YOU LOSE


    It didn't say anything about EVIDENCE, only a single, unqualified, and erroneous statement that it was not illegal.

    Even ASSUMING it's true that there is no evidence of proxy raping (and that would be naive at best), that doesn't make the ACT of proxy raping any less illegal, which IS what your original post said.