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Red vs. Blue Season 3 Begins

Thanks to HavokDevNull for the news that Red vs. Blue Season 3 has begun! From the site: "Episode 39 'Best Laid Plans' weighs in at 8 minutes and 45 seconds and is available in Divx, Quicktime, and WMV. You can download it from our Video Page. Thanks for being so patient waiting around for it. "

189 comments

  1. Dodgeball by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If "Red vs. Blue" is going to mean a videogame this season, then the political races need to switch to "shirts vs. skins". Who's who?

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    1. Re:Dodgeball by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

      In politics, one ironclad adage is "never let them see your bare chest". Along with "never get caught in bed with a dead girl, or a live boy".

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  2. It's Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Certainly worth the watch. The battle scene is the best.

  3. Red vs. Blue is great by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    OK, I sound like a fanboy, but Red vs. Blue is actually quite good :)

    I feel it's one of the best examples of "some people with some ideas, some time and an internet connection can make something funnier than 90% of the stuff on TV". If you haven't seen the first and second series, you really should.

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    1. Re:Red vs. Blue is great by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      No need to aplolgize for fanboy status of this!
      My brother and I were thinking about trying to do this (inspired by RvB) and realized we were doomed to think our work crap b/c they're so damn good at what they do. I bought the season 1 DVD (buying season 2 soon) and watch it about once a month.
      -nB (proud RvB Fanboy)

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    2. Re:Red vs. Blue is great by feloneous+cat · · Score: 0

      OK, I sound like a fanboy, but Red vs. Blue is actually quite good :)

      You fanboy, you!

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    3. Re:Red vs. Blue is great by XaviorPenguin · · Score: 1

      Some friend of mine were going to do this as well but with a different game, Enemy Territory for PC. It didn't work out tho, we got lazy! :D

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    4. Re:Red vs. Blue is great by bleckywelcky · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What do you guys see in in RvB? The last time it came up on /. (or elsewhere) I downloaded a couple of the episodes and found them completely boring and lacking any humor whatsoever. The dialogue just wasn't funny, it sounded like a couple of boring people talking about what happened during their useless day. On the other hand, Family Guy is freaking hilarious! :P (Although it is a professional production.) So what's the deal here? Someone clue me in please. Has it changed since then and become funny?

    5. Re:Red vs. Blue is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, as a Family Guy and Futurama fan, this is my first viewing of "Red vs. Blue" (heard about it before, was wondering what is was really about).

      This episode isn't particularly funny (unless Blue is always a deep moron), except the battle part. I haven't laughed like this in a VERY long time (especially funny if you do play FPS games).

      God, my head still hurts from laughing too much. :-)

    6. Re:Red vs. Blue is great by SlaterSan · · Score: 1

      I think RvsB is very funny if you sit down and watch many episodes right in a row. It isn't set up like family guy where one episode is self contained. They don't even really make sense one at a time.

      There are a few teaser type videos that they did (look for non-episode videos) that are funny on their own.

      Maybe it's just a matter of taste.

  4. This should by Milo+of+Kroton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This should how long last? Big video? Seed the torrent before site server death is someone!

    1. Re:This should by Signal_Noise · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somebody set us up the Slashdot.

    2. Re:This should by mollymoo · · Score: 5, Funny
      This should how long last? Big video? Seed the torrent before site server death is someone!

      Yoda! You're back!

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    3. Re:This should by SkipRosebaugh · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's posting through Babelfish because he doesn't speak English. At least, that's what I think his journal says.

    4. Re:This should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no problem downloading it. Grab the torrent here

      Furlong Smoorgroff

    5. Re:This should by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Pfosten auf Deutsch, jemand ist wahrscheinlicher, Ihr Deutsches als Ihr Englisch zu verstehen.
      I am interested to see how badly babelfish messed up the German. It's supposed to say, "Post in German, someone is more likely to understand your German than your English.

    6. Re:This should by John+Pliskin · · Score: 0, Troll

      Least he's trying; I've met some people who would rather expect us Yanks to suddenly know their language; IN AMERICA?!

      Now if I went to Germany, I would be expected to know German; Japan, I would need to know nihohngo.

      $

    7. Re:This should by Dizzle · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Milo is Krotonese...

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    8. Re:This should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe in japan you would be able to squeak by with japanese. Just like in germany where german is as good as deutsch.

    9. Re:This should by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      How are you gentlemen?

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    10. Re:This should by Phisbut · · Score: 0
      Just like in germany where german is as good as deutsch.

      And the difference between German and Deutsch is... what? I always thought people were using the word "German" to mean "Deutsch" in order to avoid confusing it with "Dutch", I don't think German and Deutsch are two different languages, although I could be wrong...

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    11. Re:This should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I never though about the Yoda-German connection. But actually german is spoken kinda backwards-yoda-style compared to most other languages.

    12. Re:This should by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 1

      It was a joke, albeit a bad one. Nihongo is the Japanese word for the Japanese langauge. Deutsch is the German word for the German language, get it?

    13. Re:This should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No. Milo of Kroton is a troll.

      I discovered him just as he changed from being a normal poster to pretending to be German (adding a German yahoo email address was a touch of class).

      Proof is here.

      It's an old comment of his just before he pretended to be a native German speaker. See? He's American. He doesn't have a wife who speaks perfect English (he invented her a while ago to help offset some troll mods he was getting).

      It's fun to follow him, but he's not very successful at trolling - he does get a few funny mods for the "English" though ;)

    14. Re:This should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Check the thread after his comment. He's a troll. His German is probably no better than yours ;)

      Proof here.

  5. Awesome by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure why... but I love RvB. Something about it... It's brilliant.

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    1. Re:Awesome by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Team-killing fucktard!

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  6. Ob. Slashdotting comment by mollymoo · · Score: 5, Funny
    Woo! Let's link to a 50MB video from the Slashdot homepage.

    Would you all mind awfully not downloading it for the next 11 minutes till my download finishes?

    Thanks

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    1. Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Over thirty comments in and I'm downloading at almost 40k/sec (my connection tops out at 60). I'd say they can probably handle it.

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    2. Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're more than used to this kind of traffic. Not only have they been linked from Slashdot many times in the past, but they've scaled up to handle the bandwidth as it grew. From their FAQ:

      "The videos are 320x240 to save bandwidth. Our first series, Red vs Blue regularly chewed up 170 Terrabytes of downloads in a month."

      For those without any reference, bandwidth can run from "unlimited" (see Serverbeach) to paying $x/GB. When you're talking 170TB/month at approx $6/GB, you're over $28,000 in that month. Of course, if you're doing that much traffic and working with a host that charges you like that you need to switch fast.

    3. Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://files.redvsblue.com.nyud.net:8090/3x39/RvB_ Episode39.zip

      The Divx version, coralized, just in case the server goes.

    4. Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 1

      Oh, the humanity! I'll bet their server is on fire! Roffles!

      Wait, no. I'm getting 50 KB/sec here.

      Thanks, try again.

    5. Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment by Daniel · · Score: 1

      They're more than used to this kind of traffic.

      Doesn't look like it to me:

      "Could not connect to MySQL: Host 'www.redvsblue.com' is blocked because of many connection errors. Unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts'"

      Daniel

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    6. Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      They recently redesigned and programmed the site. It used to be a static site with a forum attached to it. Now it looks like they've built it up quite a bit. If there's a way to find a bug in their site, it's to expose them to the Slashdot hordes.

    7. Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment by zyklone · · Score: 1

      If you pay $6/GB you need to find a new ISP.

    8. Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment by luckyguesser · · Score: 1

      I heard (I believe here on /.) that their server, instead of accepting many connections and distributin the bandwidth between them, actually just limits the number of connections, ensuring quicker downloads... keep trying, you'll get it!

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  7. this sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    i've never watched this before, and now i'm realizing why. someone should have voiced over a hamster or a wombat or something, at least animals can move around more than video game characters who raise and lower their gun for minutes on end to simulate talking. ... maybe i'm just old fashioned.

    1. Re:this sucks by falzbro · · Score: 4, Funny
      i've never watched this before, and now i'm realizing why. someone should have voiced over a hamster or a wombat or something, at least animals can move around more than video game characters who raise and lower their gun for minutes on end to simulate talking. ... maybe i'm just old fashioned.

      Here you go.

    2. Re:this sucks by healy · · Score: 1

      Why the hell is this modded a -1 Troll? I happen to agree with the guy and I don't think his comments are Troll like. I don't see the appeal either. I'm sure these people put a lot of effort into this but as far an the "animation", it's pretty sad to loop the same raise/lower gun shot over & over. Hell even Sealab does more than that :)

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    3. Re:this sucks by RatBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering the limits of their source material, they're doing a pretty good job. But you have to ask yourself something: What's more important? Quality writing or varied animation? For me it's the writing that makes it funny.

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    4. Re:this sucks by DikSeaCup · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... maybe i'm just old fashioned.

      No, you're just unable to appreciate the work that went into producing a very funny series of web shorts.

      To put it more succinctly: You're just lame. :)

    5. Re:this sucks by hai.uchida · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So a home-brewed "underground" cartoon isn't to your taste. So what? If you don't get the joke, move along.

      Shark Tale is in theaters now... Of course the story is horrible and the jokes were flat and tired when I first read them in Cracked magazine twenty years ago-- but that doesn't matter, right? After all they put tons of work into the 3-D animation making those sea creatures move around and talk!

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    6. Re:this sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To put it more succinctly: You're just lame. :)"

      http://cerebus.lib.usf.edu/images/mypictur.gif

  8. Hope the server load isn't too much by Liotius · · Score: 0

    Hopefully the server load won't be too much for these guys, they really have faith in they're server . Red vs. Blue is Hilarious! Good Halo fun. Sir yessire Master Chief!

    1. Re:Hope the server load isn't too much by BrainsVolpe · · Score: 1

      I'm a forum member, and they were nearly crippled by us normal fans last night when we had over 500 on at the same time. I checked a few min ago, and the server's down (or just letting in 500~ people).

  9. Used to be good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But now none of it makes any sense. Even if you follow it every week, it's just not funny anymore.

    1. Re:Used to be good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, I just watched the video and it was immensely, ponderously boring. It's one of those things where you feel ripped off even though it's free.

    2. Re:Used to be good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. That really did suck. There was too much RvB wankery in this article thread, so I thought I'd throw in another dissenting opinion.

  10. What Is It? by booch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why the fsck doesn't anyone bother to tell people what things are? I have no clue what Blue and Red is from this post. Clicking on the link to RTFM, I'm still not told WTF it is. Clue to people writing articles -- you need to tell me why I should care. Assuming I already know everything about what you're talking about is stupid -- if I already knew everything, I wouldn't need to read what you wrote.

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    1. Re:What Is It? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You beat me to it. I've read what I can find and I still don't know what this is. And then I read posts saying that it is funny but other posts say that their are no voices? Oh, well.

    2. Re:What Is It? by ravenspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have no clue what Blue and Red is

      That's because your UID is too low to understand it.

    3. Re:What Is It? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watched it to see what it is about and I guess you would find this entertaining if you were either 14 or any age and still a virgin.

    4. Re:What Is It? by mollymoo · · Score: 5, Informative
      Q: What the hell?
      A: Yeah, we know.

      Q: No seriously. What the hell?
      A: Oh. We just write scripts and then use videogames to act them out. It's a new style of animation that some people call machinima. It allows to make weekly pieces of animation with a small group of people.

      Q: That was a long response.
      A: Yes it was.

      From the RvB FAQ.

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    5. Re:What Is It? by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's because your UID is too low to understand it.

      I know what it is, so expect a maximum of 8776 Slashdotters complaining...

      Oh crap. If every single one of them posts a complaint, then it's Slashdot Hall of Fame territory for this article!

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    6. Re:What Is It? by FuzzzyLogik · · Score: 0

      If this was done for every post we'd have "what is sco?" "what is voip?" "what is linux?"... etc etc etc.. for every post.. sometimes if you don't know what it is, you just have to go look for information. season 3.. that'd mean it has been around for awhile. if you were creative you'd go search slashdot for "red vs blue" and find prior articles.. now that makes sense.. post a link to a past RvB article with said information.. but still.. take a bit of inititive...

    7. Re:What Is It? by havoc · · Score: 1

      I don't like halo, I don't particularly like the limitations that are imposed on Red Vs. Blue by the Halo engine, but the script and dialog is very funny and most of the voice acting is very well done. Go and download the first episode if you don't know what it is. Watch it and then make your own determination.

    8. Re:What Is It? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a general rule, some sort of explanation is a good thing. It doesn't take that long to find a link to VOIP (Voice Over Internet, a technology for using the internet to transmit phone conversations instead of phone lines) , is it? An editor should at least make a mininal amount of effort it a term is likely to be unique.

      The point of posting a small blurb in the article heading is so people can quickly decide if it's likely to be of interest to them. Since the poster provided no useful information for someone unfamiliar with what Red vs. Blue was, it's fair to say the editors failed here.

      Something like SCO - which seems to appear at least once a week - or Linux, which appears several times a day, requires less explanation.

      However, Red vs. Blue doesn't fall into this category. I'm a longtime /. reader, and I'm also aware of machinima. I'd seen various references to Red vs. Blue, but never actually found out what it was. So adding a bit of a blurb here - that's what editors are supposed to do, is a reasonable request.

    9. Re:What Is It? by bano · · Score: 1

      (410) and I have no clue what your talking about

    10. Re:What Is It? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      RedvsBlue is what you tell your friends and co-workers about in order to make them think that you're ahead of the curve in terms "hip and cool things". Except that RvB is Sooooo Last Year, but it's still funny.

      Sorta like telling them about I Love Bees except that everyone knows about I Love Bees now, and it's time to find something else to impress them with.

      And no, I'm not telling what the latest thing is, you'll just have to find out about it from somebody else. (And it's not the Donkey, either. That's sooooo last month, it isn't even funny.)

    11. Re:What Is It? by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1

      Hm. God forbid you have to click on the F.A.Q. link in the menu on the left of "TFM" (though I think you meant "TFA").

    12. Re:What Is It? by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1
      And no, I'm not telling what the latest thing is, you'll just have to find out about it from somebody else.

      Don't lie. Admit that you're just waiting for someone to tell you what it is.

    13. Re:What Is It? by danheskett · · Score: 1

      No, no, no..

      Slashdot could learn alot from Wikipedia.

      When you start telling a group about something news related, you started with a very basic premise:

      The nearest family member and defining characteristics of the thing being described.

      So the write up could have started:

      "Red v Blue, an animated video series featuring scenes rendered with off-the-shelf techniques borrowed from popular video games, has been released into a third season..."

      That's it.. a very lines and suddenly a big bunch of people who would have skipped over it can dig in and find out if at least they are interested in the general topic.

      I skipped over this article initially because I assumed Red V Blue was some type of political reference. A friend e-mailed me the link with a similiar description and suddenly now I am finding it's pretty cool.

      How many people just skip over the poorly written items?

    14. Re:What Is It? by Jaeger · · Score: 1

      I know what it is, and my uid is lower than the original poster. So there!

      I'm downloading the episode now. I watched the first two seasons on DVD two weeks ago and thought they were great. A little bizarre, perhaps, but definately amusing.

    15. Re:What Is It? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you up as funny!

    16. Re:What Is It? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think that most people know what RvB is because it's achieved cult status.

      Put briefly, it's a short set of video captures made in the popular first-person-shooter videogame Halo that are then dubbed with the voices of the RvB people. Basically, they make sitcoms.

      The content is actually pretty amaturish, and frequently not very funny, in my opinion. However, RvB is notable for several reasons:

      * It is a video series that is free. There are not many sizeable series of video files that are available for free on the Internet (well, legally).

      * It is somewhat funny. Every now and then, RvB comes up with a really, really funny joke (the babies/pacifiers joke seems to be very popular). Their pacing is very uneven, though.

      * It is notable in that it is an example of amateurs without the ability to either film the video in real life or to model and render this to be able to create a watchable show. It's used as a bit of a herald of the future, where easy-to-use tools will let people easily express their ideas -- as much as computers have improved ease of writing, so do we expect them to improve ease of video composition.

      * Halo is a good game. People like watching Halo characters.

      * Halo is made by Bungie. Everybody loves Bungie. Bungie made a series of great games and had the most amazing conspiracy theories and story analysis surrounding them -- no other game company has ever even come close. After they were bought by Microsoft, their "It's done when it's done" philosophy had to go (which didn't help the quality of Halo at all). Their current conspiracy theories are weak attempts to be as interesting as the earlier ones (the new ilovebees.com is blatant and in-your-face rather than just hinted at). However, there's still a lot of love for Bungie left out there.

    17. Re:What Is It? by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 1

      Get off my lawn!

    18. Re:What Is It? by drew · · Score: 1

      i knew what it was

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    19. Re:What Is It? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      You know, I often times feel the same way about Linux stories that are posted. I'm not flaming Linux, I'm just saying I don't really know much about it (yeah yeah...I'm here for the OTHER news), nor do I really know why I should care about all the little projects posted, and they never give a good explanation in the summary. So its not just RvB, its most stories that get posted to Slashdot.

      Although, at some point you have to assume that the vast majority of your readers know what it is from previous stories that have been posted about it that DID explain what it was.

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    20. Re:What Is It? by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      I'm not trolling here, but can't you explore the links and find out for yourself? That's what the web is for, after all. Have some patience and explore.

    21. Re:What Is It? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just what is wrong with ilovebees?

      It's an ARG - Alternate Reality Game. It's a sequel to "The Beast", a highly successful ARG which was used in the promotion of the movie AI.

      It's fun, it's free, and it can get very engrossing.

      ARGs are the new form of collaborative gaming - they are here to stay, and they have a lot of potential. Down knock what you haven't tried.

    22. Re:What Is It? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      It's an ARG - Alternate Reality Game. It's a sequel to "The Beast", a highly successful ARG which was used in the promotion of the movie AI.

      It's fun, it's free, and it can get very engrossing.

      ARGs are the new form of collaborative gaming - they are here to stay, and they have a lot of potential. Down knock what you haven't tried.


      My issue is that Bungie *used* to do this before but was much more subtle and elegant about it -- they didn't make mistakes that would let people pick up on impossibilities or errors they made. As a matter of fact, the worst "tears" in the illusion came when they tried to get elaborate with early Halo hoaxes -- they started sending forged emails from Cortana and techies starting picking up on mistakes they made in the email structure. The online collaboration and discussion that happened during the Marathon era was far more sophisticated and interesting.

  11. ahem by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    I am still waiting for http://eric&linuxsystems,net/ to load :P - Seriously though RvB rocks :) - I bought their first two DVDs and it isn't a shabby buy :)

  12. What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by HavokDevNull · · Score: 5, Funny

    The classic and my favorite has got to be..

    "You killed Church you team killing fucktard!"

    or

    "It's not pink, it's lightish red"

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    1. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by dupper · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I'm a pacifist" - Medic
      "You're a thing that babies suck on?" - Caboose
      "No dude, that's a pedophile." - Tucker
      "Tucker, I think he means a PACIFIER." - Church
      "Oh yeah, right. Man, I was TOTALLY thinking of something else." - Tucker

      Easily one of the hardest I've ever laughed to anything online.

    2. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by JungleBoy · · Score: 1

      Favorite quote has to be from one of the PSAs:

      "Dude, don't taunt him. He has a graph."

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    3. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Also from the "killed Church" episode: "Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!" :)

    4. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by Fr05t · · Score: 1

      "I like me"

      "Oh fuckberries"

    5. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by scoser · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets."

    6. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by myc_lykaon · · Score: 1

      "Yes, I'm a gay robot."

    7. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by Iamthewalrus · · Score: 2, Funny

      "How about if we agree that one of us sucks?"

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    8. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Did you see something weird Sarge?"
      "Yes I did. Once when I was a small child, I saw a man who claimed to be my Uncle do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me today."
      "Woah, woah, woah. I meant did you see something weird just now, like 5 seconds ago?"
      "Oh. Then no."
      "What was all that stuff about your Uncle?"
      "I keep telling everyone he wasn't my Uncle! He wasn't!"

    9. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by wed128 · · Score: 1

      SARGE: "Hey Simmons, What's that mexican lizard...eats all the goats?"
      SIMMONS: "That would be the Chupacabra, sir."
      SARGE: "Hey Grif, Chupathingy, how 'bout that...it's got a nice ring to it..."

    10. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by terrab0t · · Score: 1

      "A plan? Oh, I hate plans. That means we're gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy or a mission statement?"
      - Tucker, Red vs. Blue

    11. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by Is0m0rph · · Score: 0

      Sarge: "Gentlemen this is the M-12-LRV. I like to call it the Warthog." Simons: "Why Warthog, Sir.' Sarge: "Because M-12-LRV is too large for conversation, son." Grif: "No, why Warthog. I mean it doesn't really look like a pig." Sarge: "Say that again." Grif: "I mean it looks more like a Puma." Sarge: "What in Sam hell is a Puma?" Simons: "Ahhh, do you mean like the shoe company?" Grif: "Nooo, like a Puma. It's a big cat. Like a Lion." Sarge: "Your making that up." hehe funny stuff

    12. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by Bryan_W · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you left out the line that makes it funny:
      "You want to talk about it?"

    13. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by melvster · · Score: 0

      For all you rvb fans.

      Here is a special episode, and imho the best ever, featuring none other than Mr. Steve Ballmer himself. It was made for microsoft and is not available on the main site.

      http://elearning4guruscom.ntitemp.com/only4gurus /t echlib/video/PDC_RvB_300k.exe

      Enjoy.

    14. Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

      "OhcrapOhcrapOhcrap! Running running runniiiiing!"

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  13. Info by Liotius · · Score: 5, Informative

    Red vs. Blue is an online web show, using Halo characters. They use the Divx codec and they are are fairly large in they're amount of work completed as you can see it being they're third season. The ones I've been able to get a hold of revolve around the Master Chief who gives orders to fully vocalized named different colored Halo characters

    1. Re:Info by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Master Chief isn't in it, that's Sarge, he's barely more intelligent than Donut and Caboose.
      Master Chief was mentioned very briefly in the first episode, but it was jut a throwaway line to sum up the events of Halo, and explain why there is now a civil war.

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    2. Re:Info by Anthony+Liguori · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I saw both seasons in the entirity at the Alamo Draft House. It's an interesting little story about a group of soldiers stationed out in the Halo world. It's mostly a comedy of errors staring a spanish-speaking robot, a couple ghosts, and some really stupid people. All in all it's a lot of fun :-)

      The creators actually stayed for QA after each showing at the Drafthouse. Gus even gave out the shirt off his back to one of the audience members.. it was, er, strange :-)

    3. Re:Info by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      explain why there is now a civil war.

      Loosely: "They're red. We're blue."

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  14. Read the FAQ by Fr05t · · Score: 5, Insightful

    http://www.redvsblue.com/faq/?id=3

    From the FAQ:
    "Q: What is Red vs Blue?
    A: If you don't know, why are you here?"


  15. Woohoo! by Signal_Noise · · Score: 1

    I got it!!! It's down! Okay, you can go ahead and take your turn, now...all 5 million of you.

  16. pls read faq by earthstar · · Score: 3, Informative
    I didnt know what this red vs blue was all about and I decided to ead the faq @
    http://www.roosterteeth.com/faq/

    It was hilarious....have a read!

  17. Slashtorrent. by merdaccia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    50MB downloads linked by /. ? No wonder they can't do the math.

    Maybe /. should start running it's own BitTorrent tracker, and ask permission from the content owners to host it. When/if they say yes, the story can be updated with a link to the torrent, ending their misery and ours.

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    1. Re:Slashtorrent. by erick99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now that is a good idea that deserves some discussion.

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    2. Re:Slashtorrent. by FuzzzyLogik · · Score: 1

      I second that.. great idea.. that's where my slashdot subscription money should go

    3. Re:Slashtorrent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But without the eternal /. effect jokes, what would everybody mod up as funny?

      Oh, wait. We'll still have the never-fail "I for one welcome..." and America/Bush bashing jokes.

    4. Re:Slashtorrent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what a horrible idea!

      oh, I mean - what a fantastic idea!

    5. Re:Slashtorrent. by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      I agree, all the money I'm not paying Slashdot so I can get the satisfaction of blocking their sponsors ads globally should go to supporting their own torrent tracker.

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    6. Re:Slashtorrent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would require foresight and common sense.

      WTF were you thinking?

  18. bad compression ratio by Karma+Sucks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why do the redvsblue videos have such a bad compression ratio for such bad quality video? I mean the file size is just comparatively huge. Not to mention that the movies are framed up and down by large black strips.

    I've seen recompressed DivX videos of these same movies in much smaller size elsewhere on the net.

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    1. Re:bad compression ratio by Bloater · · Score: 1

      They probably have a deal with Microsoft not to make WMV look bad so that they can make and distribute derivative works of Microsoft's IP (halo graphic design, etc...).

      Seriously, WMV does a very good job with natural content, but that doesn't mean it is any good with CG. Just try compressing a screenshot with JPEG.

      Disclaimer, I haven't tried compressing CG with WMV, nor with DivX - so this is purely conjecture.

    2. Re:bad compression ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The framing on the top and bottom is due to removing the halo UI; it has no impact on the filesize

    3. Re:bad compression ratio by Donoho · · Score: 1

      Why do the redvsblue videos have such a bad compression ratio for such bad quality video?

      So you'll buy the damn DVD's... duh

    4. Re:bad compression ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CG is a pain to compress sometimes. Sometimes it easy depending on quality of the source (as in your only generating CG in 256 colors with big pixels etc).

      But if it is highly detailed... Not only do you have to compress the image (like compressing a jpeg) but you have to reduce the size from a greater resolution (ie 1024x768 vs TV's 512x480 which is different if you are using PAL or NTSC).

      And since CG is generated pixel by pixel it looks more funky when you reduce them while real video doesn't require it since real life isn't made out of pixels so if you reduce the amount of pixels it doesn't look as odd.

      So yes... It's not going to be that high of a quality as your average DIVX so buy the DVDs. It's worth it if your into that genre.

    5. Re:bad compression ratio by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Letterbox bands have sharp edges, and sharp edges take a lot of bits to encode. Removing black bars helps to reduce file sizes (how much it helps depends on a number of other factors).

    6. Re:bad compression ratio by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      I've read that the fact that the Xbox stuff is interlaced is part of the problem. When you can't use 3:2 pulldown, the artifacting from any other deinterlacing method results in a less than happy encoder.

    7. Re:bad compression ratio by Bloater · · Score: 1

      The big thing between natural images and CG is that natural images have "uneven" textures, and the human visual system ignores those textures, provided that they are present in some form close to how they really are. With CG images (unless it is photo-realistic), the human "invents" texture where there is none in order to cope with it. If you add texture by quantising the coefficients of an 8x8 DCT, the added texture is *highly* visible because there is no texture around it (or only very ordered texture). An 8x8 DCT with very different quantisation levels for each coefficient looks chaotic (it may actually be so), so the human can pick out no order, and it looks "natural". The areas around it look unnatural, and the human does not cope well with that.

      With white text on a black background such as for credits, this effect is also present. This is because, although the background is typcially "naturally" textured by noise to make it look comfortable on screen, the codec removes this texture due to the low contrast (it is barely noticeable, so "Not Important"TM and, anyway, the human will "invent" it back again), but provides a texture around the text with an unnaturally square boundary between the two.

      This invention is why cartoons are pleasing to watch, but near photorealistic CG (especially of human faces) is so disconcerting. The texture is there in the CG, so it is not invented but it is not appropriate for a human face, so as natural xenophobes we become uncomfortable with the face, we do not trust it, or what it says, or the emotions it purports to show.

    8. Re:bad compression ratio by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I think any encoder would enjoy drop-frame deinterlacing. There are also a couple other higher quality deinterlacing methods that don't involve generating half-interlaced output.

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  19. cool it! by earthstar · · Score: 0
    hey dude,,,
    I was like you and didnt know what the hell is REd and Blue....
    so i read the faq.....guess what? the ver first question is "what the hell"?
    lol

    Its a hilarius FAq....so much tha tull like it...
    read it here....http://www.roosterteeth.com/faq/

  20. Get to Work People! by JungleBoy · · Score: 1

    Come on people, get to work! I'm pulling down the episode 39 divx file at 500KB/s (yes, big B). What a bunch of slackers. Get clickin'

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  21. Something I've always wondered... by EvilCabbage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who owns this stuff?

    I mean, these lads create this animated piece by using somebody elses protected art / characters, which (to my understanding) means they cannot ever sell this stuff in order to make a living, anyone confirm?

    Don't take this as me assuming these guys are trying to make a living off it, I'm just genuinely interested in who "owns" the end product.

    1. Re:Something I've always wondered... by nova_ostrich · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised it's not in their FAQ... well, considering what actually is in their FAQ, maybe I'm not so surprised. My layman's guess is that this qualifies as parody.

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    2. Re:Something I've always wondered... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Given that they sell DVDs and appear to have no day job, I would guess that they make a living from it and are doing so legally. It's possible that they have permission from Microsoft to use Halo in their production; all of this "you can't use/copy/distribute" is always only if you don't have permission.

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    3. Re:Something I've always wondered... by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 4, Informative

      they have Microsoft's and Bungie's total permission and endorsement. The Halo team loved RvB so much that they actually commissioned original cartoons to promote the game. Go to any store that sells XBoxen and watch the little promo video long enough, and the RvB gang will appear and start doing their schtick about why you need to buy an XBox.

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    4. Re:Something I've always wondered... by Anaphiel · · Score: 1
      Bungie and MS have been very generous in allowing their fan community to use their IP for non-commercial purposes in the past.

      With RvB they seem to be making some allowances for commercial use (RvB sell sponsorships, DVDs, etc.) in exchange for an immense amount of very cheap grassroots marketing.

      To smart companies like MS (yeah, yeah, they suck, but they're smart), allowing the RvB crew to make some bucks off of their product in exchange for showcasing it to hundreds of thousands of visitors every week isn't costing MS a dime, and in fact probably recruits a steady stream of new Halo fans.

      Compared to the millions MS spends hyping Halo 2 (Halo 2 slurpee cups for chrissakes) I'm guessing it looks like apretty sweet deal.

    5. Re:Something I've always wondered... by wickedj · · Score: 1

      Any store running the XBox demo disks usually comes with an episode of RvB. I've seen them in Circuit City, Best Buy and Gamestops.

    6. Re:Something I've always wondered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I'm not going to answer that directly, but this is an example of why copyright kills innovation.

      If bungie were a bunch of tightwads who found about about RvB and gave them a cease and decist, or similar, we wouldn't have it. But instead they went "cool." and MORE money is made without them (Bungie) having to lift a finger! Free advertising! And so on.

      I just wish all the other companies would let the cluetrain stop by.

    7. Re:Something I've always wondered... by zx75 · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but presumably Rooster Teeth owns Red vs. Blue as it is a parody.

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  22. That can't be it... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 3, Funny

    A little bit of reading and it was pretty easy for me to figure out what it was. So expect a maximum of less than 1000 posts.

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    1. Re:That can't be it... by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely accurate... your UID is low enough that it marks you as one from the long lost time when people actually RTFA.
      There was a period (after you, but before our grand-parent who didn't understand) where even low-UIDs (who, because of their slash-age, just don't understand) wont RTFA.

  23. Jumped the Shark by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 3, Informative

    RvB reached it's peak midway through Season 2. Don't get me wrong, I think the production is great and I've watched every episode so far. But the writing has really gone downhill. RvB is best when riffing on gameplay elements or on the characters.

    Where RvB failed is when they tried to introduce some sort of miserable plotline of evil poltergeists, "body hopping" and robot love affairs. It's good for a small chuckle, but it's become to hard to follow and the plot actually gets in the way of the jokes.

    I nearly gave up watching, but stuck through it to Season 2. The lameass cliff-hanger convinced me that I'm really not missing all that much if I don't watch Season 3. I'll give their Sims 2 project a shot, but RvB is definitely on life-support.

    1. Re:Jumped the Shark by EvilCabbage · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this is somehow tied in to my question?

      If these guys have an agreement to produce this stuff for MS/Bungie, perhaps they also have an obligation to produce X number of seasons?

      It's amazing how quick a passion can turn into a doldrum when you actually _have_ to keep working on it if you've moved on to new ideas.

    2. Re:Jumped the Shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You might like this episode. It riffs on Halo as a multiplayer game and how players play it.

    3. Re:Jumped the Shark by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1

      Gah, alright, alright. A co-worker downloaded it so I might just fire it up. I'll watch it in hopes that maybe some of that wisdom and magic from Season One has returned.

      I keep thinking that RvB would be genious if they went the Seinfeld route and made a show about nothing. No plotline. No story-arcs. Just pointing out the foibles of gaming that RvB can do so well and make comedy gold out of it.

    4. Re:Jumped the Shark by DaddyDonMynack · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It became way too plot heavy. The body jumping thing got way, way overplayed. I actually gave up halfway through season 2 - from what I am reading here, it didn't get any better.

    5. Re:Jumped the Shark by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1

      Well, I watched it. Like most new episodes, there are two minutes of greatness and six minutes of hair-pulling. The plot again, sucks. Caboose has turned into a character that I hate to hate. It wandered for a good three minutes before anything amusing happened.

      The CTF scene was good. It was great. It brought a smile to my stone face. But it wasn't enough to salvage the episode as a whole. Nope, sorry RvB. You've lost a viewer. Somewhere, Fonzi is shedding a tear for yet another series that has lost it's way.

  24. Why are you commenting then? by Deorus · · Score: 1

    Usually I don't answer to articles whose contents are beyond my limited understanding, because I am humble enough to admit that I don't know everything. That doesn't, however, mean that I don't read the article or stop answering to other people's threads (as I am doing by now). Sometimes when neither the Slashdot article nor the referred content itself has enough information, I simply don't push the reply button. Think again: do you really need to comment on every single slashdot article?

  25. Easy torrent of other seasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody know of where they have torrents of the other seasons for easy downlaods?

    I have a few from each season but I keep on missing some here and there and its driving me nuts to find it.

  26. Moderator here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Posting anonymously - moderator, just marked parent post as -1, Overrated for reasons I'm about to explain below)

    OK, I'm not normally one to bitch about these things, but can we please get (-1, Incorrect), (-1, Ignorant), or (-1, Clueless) mod options for posts like these? The first sentence he gets correct, but he's pretty much missing the point after that. When I modded the comment as "Overrated", it was +5 Informative - now it shows as +4 Informative, which is still wrong, dammit!

  27. Good on them. by EvilCabbage · · Score: 1

    I'm not a fan of the series, but it's all gravy for them.

    I just hope the contracts they have don't leave them high and dry in the event of MS/Bungie wanting to turn "indian giver". It sure seems a fair deal now (and good on them for striking it) but marketing departments are still fundamentally evil.

  28. Red vs Blue Upgrade! by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear RvB will be updating their animation software 11/09/2004. I've even hear they'll be adding new cast members, like Covenant actors with the upgrade. They've even got new vehical designs in the works, secret reliable sources tell me. Weapons too.

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    1. Re:Red vs Blue Upgrade! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if anyone besides you and me realize that you're giving the nod to the release date of Halo 2?

    2. Re:Red vs Blue Upgrade! by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

      Yah, kinda sad, huh? Tee-hee? ha-ha???

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  29. Bitorrent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, Any reason they aren't using BitTorrent?
    Seems like that was designed with this sort of thing in mind.

    1. Re:Bitorrent? by aligas · · Score: 1

      They used to use BitTorrent, but they had two big problems with it.

      1) They ended up having to seed the file themselves with their home cable modems. Apparantly they had trouble keeping seeds on the torrent.

      2) A lot of people couldn't get it working, and they had to deal with a avalanche of BitTorrent tech support questions.

      Those two things made it more trouble then it was worth to them. So, instead, they limit the number of connections to the download server. You'll have to wait a while to get the file to start downloading, but when it does you'll get it at a pretty good speed.

    2. Re:Bitorrent? by Warren_Canuck · · Score: 3, Informative

      Could be because Micro$oft is footing the bill for the downloads.

      Note: this is only their files server and not their website.

      $ host files.redvsblue.com
      files.redvsblue.com has address 207.46.174.151
      $ whois 207.46.174.151

      OrgName: Microsoft Corp
      OrgID: MSFT
      Address: One Microsoft Way
      City: Redmond
      StateProv: WA
      PostalCode: 98052
      Country: US

      NetRange: 207.46.0.0 - 207.46.255.255

    3. Re:Bitorrent? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      What, you've never filled out "Microsoft" for your contact information?

      And they shortened "Corporation" to "Corp", unlike the microsoft.com WHOIS entry.

    4. Re:Bitorrent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      # host www.microsoft.com
      www.microsoft.com is an alias for www.microsoft.com.nsatc.net.
      www.microsoft.com.ns atc.net has address 207.46.244.188
      www.microsoft.com.nsatc.net has address 207.46.245.156
      www.microsoft.com.nsatc.net has address 207.46.250.222
      www.microsoft.com.nsatc.net has address 207.46.144.188
      www.microsoft.com.nsatc.net has address 207.46.156.156
      www.microsoft.com.nsatc.net has address 207.46.156.188
      www.microsoft.com.nsatc.net has address 207.46.156.220
      www.microsoft.com.nsatc.net has address 207.46.236.29

      Registered some netblock.

  30. In addition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...can we have a -1, Confuses "They're" And "Their"? Such people are, at best, tolerable subhumans who can be taught to bathe, wear shoes and not make messes in the house.

    No, non-native English speakers aren't relevent, since I've only ever witnessed native speakers make this error.

    1. Re:In addition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, non-native English speakers aren't relevent, since I've only ever witnessed native speakers make this error.

      I agree, and as a non-native English speaker I have never managed to misspell words like "relevant". ;)

    2. Re:In addition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you see that doesn't count, as Murphy's Law ensures that there will be at least one misspelling or grammatical error in any post that is criticising another person's spelling or grammar. It's true - scientists have proven it.

  31. I do hope they take your suggestion by AllenChristopher · · Score: 1

    Zelda (a videogame starring a young Hylian boy (a videogame is a recreational electronic program (a program is a set of computer instructions(...))(a Hylian is something that looks like an Elf (an Elf was once a form of pixie but was redefined by J.R.R. Tolkein(...))))) will see a new version soon.

    I wish I could have posted this in the better way, but of course the filters are trouble.

    1. Re:I do hope they take your suggestion by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      HA! :-D

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  32. Poor guys... by samhart · · Score: 1

    I dunno, since they don't get much money from RvB (or didnt last I checked) doesn't it seem really unkind to send a blast of traffic at them...

    Thousands and thousands (millions and millions?) of people trying to download the large movie files seems like cruel and unusual punishment ;-)

    1. Re:Poor guys... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      It seems to be a strange but common slashdot fallacy to assume that slashdot has more traffic than almost anybody else. The RvB FAQ claims half a million downloads a week during the active season. IIRC a typical slashdotting sends a few tens of thousands of hits, and a small proportion of that will be people who are both prepared to download a 50MB movie and weren't going to do so anyway. It'll barely be noticeable, if that FAQ entry is true.

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    2. Re:Poor guys... by melted+keyboard · · Score: 0
      Thousands and thousands (millions and millions?) of people trying to download the large movie files seems like cruel and unusual punishment ;-)
      This is Slashdot. I'd call it cruel, but hardly unusual. ;)
    3. Re:Poor guys... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      You aren't dividing for time.

      (500,000 hits /week) * (1 week / 168 hours) = 2976 hits/hour

      Slashdot effect of "a few tens of thousands of hits" usually occurs within the first hour, so what? 20000 hits/hour? 30000/hour?

      Ok, I'm making up the slashdot number from your statement, but it leads to my point: it's usually the high number of simultaneous requests in a limited time frame that kill a server, not a high number of sequential requests over a long period time.

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    4. Re:Poor guys... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      You aren't accounting for spikes in the normal load, though. Given that they release one episode per week at the exact same time every week, during the season, I'd be really shocked if those hits were anywhere close to being evenly spread out. Also, I would be shocked if more than maybe 10% of those slashdot hits went as far as downloading the movie itself.

      The server was still pumping out 30k/sec to me by the time my download finished, so I think they did ok.

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  33. Season 1 and 2 by KaiserZoze_860 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know where I can get a torrent or ftp download of the first 2 seasons all together? This one at a time crap has to stop.

    Great show, I loved season 1, haven't seen season two (trying not to rape all of thier bandwidth at once).

    -KS

    1. Re:Season 1 and 2 by mikerm19 · · Score: 1

      Contact me at mikerm at gmail for a link to a .rar of both season 1 and season 2.

    2. Re:Season 1 and 2 by KaiserZoze_860 · · Score: 1

      reply sent via robspages at gmail

      Thanx
      -KS

    3. Re:Season 1 and 2 by mikerm19 · · Score: 1
      http://www.mikeslab.net/rvb.php

      Be Gentle....

      (links to RvB Season 1 and 2 .rar and Torrent)

      Mike

    4. Re:Season 1 and 2 by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Why do people use .rar?

      Its a lousy distribution format, its closed, its payware, and linux support is awful (as in "time to install WINE because someone just had to go put something in a RAR file again...)

      Why wont .rar died a quick death? Do people think they're 1337 because they use it? Really, what is with this!?

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    5. Re:Season 1 and 2 by slorge · · Score: 1

      Most of season 1 and 2 are available at archive.org
      HERE

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  34. Caboose's Intelligence by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

    avast mateys, thar be spoilers ahead, ye been warned!

    Is it just me, or has Caboose gotten exponentially dumber!? In season one, he was dim and naive, but not much dumber than some real people i've met. Season two, he got really stupid, but still capable of rational thought (when they went inside his mind to root out O'Malley, he was very intelligent). This season 3 first ep though, damn... he has the mental capacity and speech patterns of a 3 year old. When he was dumb, it was really funny, when he was stupid, he was still pretty funny, but now that he's infantile / mildly retarded, he's just really irritating! He's become the Jar-Jar of RvB i'm afraid.

    This ep does suggest that the removal of the O'Malley AI personality has baked his brain a little, but still.... i hope they TRY to explain it a little bit.

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  35. So I said... by rmdyer · · Score: 1

    "So I said, if you've got a ship that can carry a tank, why not put guns on the ship instead?"

  36. I actually liked their whole first season, by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    but season 2 showed some minor episodes (imho).

    Hope they can recover, and show us some kickass episodes.

    For more machinima (the term used for creating movies with game engines) action, check out
    www.machinima.com

  37. Bittorrent URL by ChrisMDP · · Score: 1
  38. Favorite Quote: by NarrMaster · · Score: 1

    Private Donut: "Elbow grease! How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm going to talk to the Sergent."

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    1. Re:Favorite Quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that all the quotes people are pulling from this thing are either banal or retarded?

    2. Re:Favorite Quote: by NarrMaster · · Score: 1

      Because you touch yourself at night.

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  39. Strangerhood & RvB by pawnIII · · Score: 1

    Wow, they're really working hard lately considering they were going to start a series called Strangerhood using the Sims 2 built-in movie maker, was really hoping to see what they could do considering what they've done with RvB.

  40. RvB by colonslashslash · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What can I say? I'm delighted, I loved season 1 and 2 of RvB, I only found out about it a couple of months back from a Halo fanboy friend, and it had me in stitches. (Particularly the aformentioned pacifist / pacifier / pedophile joke)

    I showed it to some friends round my place the other night, and whilst none of them being Halo fanatics, nor particularly hardcore gamers, they appreciated the humour and we had all had a good laugh.

    As mentioned in a previous post, this stuff is better than the large majority of the crap that gets pumped onto our terrestrial / cable TV's all year round, kudos to Rooster Teeth. Keep up the good work.

    Does anyone know if they will be doing anything similar with Halo 2 when its released, or are they moving off the FPS scene and sticking with the planned Sims 2 sitcom?

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  41. Slashdotted by Gogela · · Score: 1

    Wow. I've never seen the slashdot efect hit a major server this hard and fast! The site went right down after this post!

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    1. Re:Slashdotted by Gogela · · Score: 1

      Eh, It's back up now. As I was.

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  42. Sharp edges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only take a lot of bits to encode if they are non-stationary and non-straight. A simple, non-moving horizontal line should be easy.

  43. What's next? by gamer4Life · · Score: 1

    Can't wait for Yellow vs. Purple to begin!

    1. Re:What's next? by wed128 · · Score: 1

      actually, yellow and purple are involved in the whole red vs blue saga

      Grif, a red soldier, wears yellow armour.
      Doc, a neutral medic, wears purple armour.

      For the most part, red refers to warmer colors, ie yellow red orange maroon pink. Meanwhile, blue refers to cooler colors, blue aqua green etc.

      black and purple are generally freelance.

    2. Re:What's next? by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      >> Grif, a red soldier, wears yellow armour.

      Grif wears ORANGE armor.

      There was a specific part of Season 2 (inside Caboose's head) where they address that. On the DVD commentary, they mention something about being tired of arguing with the viewers that he was, in fact, not yellow.

  44. MOD DOWN PARENT - KNOWN TROLL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Milo of Kroton is a troll. He ain't German.

    1. Re:MOD DOWN PARENT - KNOWN TROLL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true! I admit it, I'm not German!

      Milo of Kroton

      Idiot. If you went looking through all of his old posts to find that, then you have been trolled much better than he could ever have intended. You have lost much more severely than he could have hoped. Have a nice day, and stop staring at your fucking CRT screen. Go out, have fun, maybe eat a tuna sandwich or something, with a nice tall glass of milk.

    2. Re:MOD DOWN PARENT - KNOWN TROLL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A damn good troll too. I wish I had thought of that.

    3. Re:MOD DOWN PARENT - KNOWN TROLL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh heh :)

      Don't get so uptight - I picked up on a post of his once, just as he was deciding to troll. So i bookmarked it. Every now and then I check in to see how he's doing.

      I occasionally post the old link, pointing him out to others, just because it's fun to play the game with him.

      Having been the very first to discover him as a new troll, I feel like a proud parent... or pet owner. Look! Milo does tricks! Isn't that cute ;)

      It's a bit of fun for all involved - he gets to troll, I get to counter-troll. Everyone laughs, and the world still turns. Calm down a little and enjoy the absurdity that is life.

      PS. I like tuna sandwiches. Thanks for the suggestion.

  45. Red Vs. Blue on the Big Screen by pneuma_66 · · Score: 1

    For any of you on Long Island, the Huntington Cinema Arts Centre is playing seasons one and two on the big screen. I don't know of any other place playing it in a movie theater, so if you are a fan, you should go see it.

  46. First two seasons available (link) by slorge · · Score: 1

    The first two seasons are available at Archive.org HERE

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  47. RvB by tsx · · Score: 1


    I didn't know what RvB was either, but checked it out tonight. Thought it was hilarious.

    "Bitch, camper!"

    "Its a legitimate strategy!"

    Had me in stiches.

    "Kill the reds, kill the reds, kill the reds..."
    "What are they saying??"
    "Uhh, it wouldn't make you happy"

    Ilarious.

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  48. Re: framing by Kurrelgyre · · Score: 1

    The framing is necessary to remove the weapon being held by the "camera man" as well as his HUD from the final picture.

  49. Re:this sucks -- such blasphemy! by the_ed_dawg · · Score: 1
    The problem is that you came in at Season 3. The series starts out pretty slow and dull. Around Episode 3 or 4, the rookies (Caboose and Donut) start showing up, and things get really funny. It's one of those shows that you have to watch a few episodes for it to make sense. I've yet to meet anyone that has watched three consecutive episodes and not been in hysterics at the end.

    If you're looking for a single episode to give you a good idea of their brand of humor, check out their public service announcements (PSAs). Unfortunately, they don't have any online right now due to their rolling release schedule.

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  50. Re:fucking noob by kk5wa · · Score: 1

    WTFE

    I can't believe I was moderated as a troll when my subject line was a line out of the episode itself.

    Puhlease.

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