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Review of Team America World Police

This weekend I had the chance to see Team America, World Police, the new film directed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, famous of course as "The South Park Guys". Click the link below to read my review of the flick, but the short summary is that I liked it quite a bit... but since I'm a South Park fan, that shouldn't surprise you. I've been looking forward to seeing this movie for quite awhile, and I better start this review by putting my cards n the table: I'm a fan of South Park, the TV show and the movie. In fact, I've seen Orgazmo and Cannibal the Musical simply because they were directed by Parker. I was skeptical about a marionette movie, but I went in with realistic expectations.

The movie is essentially a parody of your standard summer blockbuster. In this case we have "Team America", the stereotypical hodge podge band of freedom fighters brought together to kick ass (not surprisingly) for America and for Freedom. It turns out that marionettes are the ideal vehicle for such a film: the summer blockbuster genre has at its very core the super huge special effect. A parody would be hard pressed to convincingly duplicate these effects. But these are puppets. So the effects are supposed to look silly. And this is fortunate: the film takes constant blissful pleasure in the blockbuster tradition of demolishing national monuments, from the Eiffel tower to Mount Rushmore.

Our team of freedom fighters hits all the standard cliche's: we lose a member, find a replacement, who gets jaded and ultimately must come to terms with his feelings about his job while the team comes to accept the new guy.

Of course, there is some sort of a plot as well. In South Park the movie, Parker used Saddam Hussein as his evil joke. This time it's Kim Jong-il. He's really no different than Saddam was last time around. Just a ludicrous bad guy. In this case he's busy masterminding a stupid plot where he unifies the hollywood liberals and various terrorist organization as part of your standard wreck the world plan. It's thin, but no thinner than what it parodies.

I think my general concern going into this movie was the politics. The movie could very easily get mired down in preaching a point. But thankfully it never really does that. It simultaneously makes fun of liberal hollywood actors, and the rah rah 'Go America' right wing stereotype. But the movie isn't really picking sides: it's more about parodying the genre of summer blockbuster then it is about right vs left or war vs peace. Thats a good thing. Parker has proven time and time again that he can make simple points very well. South Park has addressed countless social issues over the years, and the feature film really took issues like censorship and parenting in a very meaningful way. Team America doesn't spend much time trying to seriously address the issues. It's just simple fun.

The other major concern that I harbored was that the marionette jokes would run thin. As I said before, the use of marionettes works great for mocking special effects, but the film easily could have constantly referred back to the fact that we are watching puppets. There are only a few jokes like that. Since they are used so sparingly, they make it all the more amusing when it happens. And there's a lot of hilarity to be derived from puppet sex when the film is pretending to be serious about it.

Like all of Parker's movies, they come out guns blazing, and 30 minutes in, I find myself needing a commercial break. The jokes are constant and funny. Maybe too funny. By the middle of the film you see something funny but are so desensitized that it's tough to muster another laugh. Of course then they turn around and beat you over the head with something new.

It's also worth noting that the facial puppetteering is really cool. Everyone involved should be really proud of themselves for pulling off something so visually unique.

I really enjoyed the film. I went in with high hopes and was pleased to have them all met. Even my wife, who is quite sick of South Park and wasn't looking forward to watching this at all came out absolutely giddy with laughter.

If you're a South Park fan, you'll love this movie. If you're a fan of summer blockbusters, and can tolerate the language, you'll love this movie. If you're a prude, watch something else. As for me, this is the first movie in months that I decided to buy the DVD before it was over.

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  1. Trailer by erick99 · · Score: 5, Informative
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  2. Oh, ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe to funny.

    You were doing so well...

    1. Re:Oh, ugh... by chaffed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, that syntax error caused a core dump. Now I'm busy debugging the entire review.

      I'll commit my changes to cvs shortly and hopefully folks will be able to finish reading the review without crashing their brains.

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    2. Re:Oh, ugh... by Epistax · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe to well.

    3. Re:Oh, ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      You missed the obligatory then/than substitution:
      it's more about parodying the genre of summer blockbuster then it is about right vs left or war vs peace.
    4. Re:Oh, ugh... by mikefe · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's what you get for using a closed source brain.

      Mine is open source and didn't even notice the error. Oh, wait...

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    5. Re:Oh, ugh... by squaretorus · · Score: 3, Funny

      And let me just get this straight - is this a movie about talking ducks or is it "parodying the genre of summer blockbuster" in some way.

      Maybe he could repeat another dozen times that its "parodying the genre of summer blockbuster" so that we get the idea that its "parodying the genre of summer blockbuster".

  3. It's about time... by Rand+Huck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...we got a movie based on politics that really doesn't have a bias or an op-ed piece, and just around Election Day. It's just a movie making fun of everyday politics and the current events that we face. Sometimes we just have to look at what's going on and laugh instead of picking sides and blaming people for it.

    1. Re:It's about time... by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then it's HILARIOUS!

    2. Re:It's about time... by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think he means the latter...or in other words, it tries to equally offend everyone.

    3. Re:It's about time... by mefus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      a movie based on politics that really doesn't have a bias or an op-ed piece, and just around Election Day.

      Yeah, we were in serious danger of holding our elected government officials responsible for their actions!

      This should pull us off the trail, though. Whew!

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    4. Re:It's about time... by Rand+Huck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, I'm not saying op-eds are a bad thing, and I'm all for pointing fingers where they belong, but every so often you need some comic relief.

    5. Re:It's about time... by mshiltonj · · Score: 5, Informative

      we got a movie based on politics that really doesn't have a bias or an op-ed piece, and just around Election Day. It's just a movie making fun of everyday politics and the current events that we face. Sometimes we just have to look at what's going on and laugh instead of picking sides and blaming people for it.

      Trey Parker makes fun of left and right because he thinks they are both stupid. That's right, folks -- Trey Parker is a Libertarian. And you thought Libertarians couldn't be funny!

    6. Re:It's about time... by Stormie · · Score: 5, Funny

      And you thought Libertarians couldn't be funny!

      Au contraire, I often find myself laughing at Libertarians.

    7. Re:It's about time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So I haven't seen the movie, but I understand in the end it somewhat comes out in favor of America being "world police"

      That's not very libertarian. I've seen some of Trey's politics before (don't get me wrong, I'm a fan and think Orgazmo may be the best movie ever made). But when it comes to their political views, they are very retarded. They tend to believe all that crap Drudge puts on his blog. Any libertarian should be railing as hard as he/she can against this administration, and if they missed the chance to do this while taking pot shots at liberals I will be very disappointed.

      And the 2 party system only failed after the Republican revolution in '94. What we have now is a 1 party system.

      Oh yeah. And Tom Delay needs to get hit by a bus.

    8. Re:It's about time... by Doomdark · · Score: 4, Funny
      And you thought Libertarians couldn't be funny!

      Actually, I have always thought they are downright comical... especially when they explain their bizarre political beliefs! :-D

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    9. Re:It's about time... by mshiltonj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A basic spectrum goes (left to right): Socialist, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian.

      This is flatly incorrect. Political ideologies do not exist across a linear spectrum, but can be placed on a grid.

      More information on the Nolan Chart.

      10-question, 2-minute quiz to chart your political leanings on the grid.

    10. Re:It's about time... by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, and they couldn't make another Southpark movie since reality just recently got "more fucked-up then South Park"(tm).

      Just compare the famous deer-hunting scene in South Park with the recent incident where israeli soldiers shot a 13 year old girl on her way to school, because: She was running straight at them!
      She is comming right at us, indeed

    11. Re:It's about time... by Sheepdot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Trust me, the laughs I have regarding the claims Greens make on global warming, pollution, and the whole irony of failing to see that the EPA sells licenses to pollute, keep me going for far longer than any Libertarian explaining his position.

    12. Re:It's about time... by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find that the 2d map is an equal oversimplification - everyone's just saying "the issues are just complicated enough to allow for the differentiation of my viewpoint and no more complicated!"

      Its not 1d or 2d or 5d. Its sixteen hojillion little issues that happen to conform to certain political stereotypes, but there is no overarching geometric theory.

      For example, one model I like is to treat it as an array of lines - not full 2d. Each line is a subject - authoritarian vs. libertarian. Conservatives are authoritarian on matters of international politics and personal conduct, whereas liberals are authoritarian on matters of personal finances and business actions. Both are authoritarian on some subjects - like drugs. With this model you can more easily differentiate totalitarianism from communism - totalitarianism is the opposite of libertarianism - total control of everything, whereas communists (theoretically) leave you your personal life to run as you wish, and theoretically some control of the political authority itself. Similar concerns go for fascism and totalitarianism - fascism tends to allow for big businesses.

    13. Re:It's about time... by JoeBuck · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh, come on. Of course it has a bias. It's just that it's closer to your bias. Saying it has no bias makes you sound like Bill O'Reilly insisting that he operates a No Spin Zone.

      I mean, the idea of Hollywood liberals teaming up with North Korea isn't biased? I like South Park a lot, but let's face it, this is a right-wing movie these guys made.

    14. Re:It's about time... by joggle · · Score: 2, Insightful
      but your commentary is utter bullshit

      Are you saying Tom Delay doesn't need to be hit by a bus?! It's hard to take your comment seriously with implications like that.

  4. Sweet... by pdboddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm looking forward to see this... I want to see how much lampooning of the hollywood actors and the real-world political figures is done. I hope most people mocked in the movie at least laugh at themselves...

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  5. Excuse me but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What does this have to do with Bashing Microsoft or sloberring over Open Sores? In other words... OFF TOPIC!! Try again Taco

  6. Recommend "Cannibal: The Musical" by TrentL · · Score: 3, Informative

    If anyone has the chance, check out "Cannibal: The Musical", by Trey and Matt. It's surprisingly good...VERY catchy music numbers ("Let's Build a Snowman!" and "A Schplodoinkel Day" (?) are two faves). It drags a bit in parts, but you can always turn on the drunken commentary for those sections.

  7. junket interview by mabu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Salon has an interview with Tray and Matt about this where they talk about their intent and how people react to the movie.

  8. Review reminds me of someone... by Dr+Cool · · Score: 5, Funny
    *sniff* I miss Jon Katz's movie reviews.

    Jon Katz, where are you??

    1. Re:Review reminds me of someone... by Sqwubbsy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't care if you are being saracastic.
      Go to your corner for a timeout.

    2. Re:Review reminds me of someone... by mshiltonj · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jon Katz, where are you??

      Dude, shut up! You might wake him up!

  9. Sorry to dash your hopes.... by gfxguy · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Sorry to dash your hopes.... by pdboddy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh, Penn's just jealous his marionette has better hair than he does. :P

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    2. Re:Sorry to dash your hopes.... by Dizzle · · Score: 3, Funny

      They made fun of you too, huh?

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    3. Re:Sorry to dash your hopes.... by Grym · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, I saw it on both CNN and Fox News--Penn admits to writing the letter. They even provided the "disembowelment"-sentence verbatim.

      -Grym

    4. Re:Sorry to dash your hopes.... by boisepunk · · Score: 5, Informative

      To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,

      I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party. I remember several times getting a few giggles out of your humor. I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd. I never mind being of service, in satire and silliness.

      I do mind when anybody who doesn't have a child, doesn't have a child at war, or isn't or won't be in harm's way themselves, is encouraging that there's "no shame in not voting" "if you don't know what you're talking about" (Mr. Stone) without mentioning the shame of not knowing what your talking about, and encouraging people to know. You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world. The vote matters to them. No one's ignorance, indcluding a couple of hip cross-dressers, is an excuse.

      All best, and a sincere fuck you,

      Sean Penn

      P.S. Take this as a personal invitation from me to you (you can ask Dennis Miller along for the ride as well) to escort you on a trip, which I took last Christmas. We'll fly to Amman, Jordan and I'll ride with you in a (?) 12 hours through the Sunni Triangle into Fallujah and Baghdad and I'll show you around. When we return, make all the fun you want.

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    5. Re:Sorry to dash your hopes.... by Hooded+One · · Score: 4, Informative

      Per the letter, Penn is not saying that people should all go and vote without being informed -- he's saying people should be ashamed that are uninformed, and that Parker and Stone should encourage them to get informed, not just sit there.

    6. Re:Sorry to dash your hopes.... by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fuck the author, this is slashdot!

    7. Re:Sorry to dash your hopes.... by kjamez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i saw them on television doing an interview, they said "we're sending sean penn a bottle of champagne. he got us $20/mil worth of plublicity days before the movie came out".

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  10. Uneven by koreth · · Score: 5, Interesting
    By the middle of the film you see something funny but are so desensitized that it's tough to muster another laugh

    I wasn't desensitized; I just thought the first half of the movie was funnier than the second half. There were some good moments here and there later in the movie, but the first half had the whole audience laughing hysterically at least once a minute.

    (Slight spoiler, I guess...) I think they overestimated the staying power of the "Hollywood stars are actually conniving villains" joke. The incongruity was funny at first, but the film repeated the same basic gag over and over with only slight variations and it got tiresome.

    However, I'm glad I stayed till the end of the credits.

  11. My favourite bits... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Kim Jong-Il's deadly panthers! (oooh, scary!)
    The new guy's panic signal.
    The stretch Lamborghini!
    It's...inebidable.
    The opening scene with the marionette's marionettes,
    The new guy's terrorist disguise.
    The psychic team member. "I sense I'm attracted to him."
    The 'love' scene.
    Team America's theme song.
    Freedom costs a buck-oh-five.

    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess Parker & Stone are gay, because they sure do seem obsessed by cock.

    1. Re:My favourite bits... by StevenHenderson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Excellent call. You got the best ones! Man that movie was fucking hilarious. :) P.S. Don't forget the "Montage" song!

  12. This passes for a movie review? by Raseri · · Score: 5, Funny

    An entire sentence is devoted to the plot and characters. The rest is rambling about how funny it was, and some irrelevant nonsense about the South Park movie. So Taco liked the movie. Thanks for sharing.

    On a side note, Taco must be pissed off at his wife. Why else would he give her a Slashdotting? ;P

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  13. This is VERY nerdy topic! by Hao+Wu · · Score: 3, Funny
    MEGA thanks, CmdTaco! This is exactly what it means to be nerds.

    Play video game? You're a nerd.

    Watch edgy-movies? Nerd.

    Vote? TOTAL Nerd!

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  14. Some strings attached by BaCkBuRn · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know it has to be good when you can see the wires :D

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  15. Slashdotted Wife-Sounds like a cheap horror movie! by metalligoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh my God, CmdrTaco! You Slashdotted your wife! You bastard! ;-)

  16. Best theme song ever by gphinch · · Score: 2

    I too saw it last weekend, I thought it was hilarious, and the theme song deserves an Oscar (see my sig for the jist of it).

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  17. Offensive by RealProgrammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe I speak for my fellow prudes everywhere when I say I'm offended.

    I haven't seen the movie, mind you, but I did read the review.

    Is there no shame left? These are our children who are watching these sorts of things.

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    1. Re:Offensive by a55mnky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These are our children who are watching these sorts of things.

      The movie is rated R - your kids can only see it if YOU take them

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  18. Shouldn't you mention? by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Informative

    Shouldn't you mention that you were paid for this review? (I dunno if it was free tickets or paid advertising, but it was a 'forced' review).

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    1. Re:Shouldn't you mention? by bigberk · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Shouldn't you mention that you were paid for this review
      Let's not make this misleading. Pretty much all movie reviewers (for newspapers and magazines anyway) routinely receive promo packages for their movies - including free tickets, sometimes even gift basket style stuff. To fill in the picture a bit more, doctors, pharmacists, and even university professors in medical/technical fields routinely receive these kind of promotions. Doctors get free samples of random drugs, for godsake.

      So this slashdot review is not out of the ordinary, and it's nothing to criticize IMHO. However the general prevalant practice in marketing, of influencing key people in groups, or decision makers, is quite reprehensible. I don't care much about the effects in entertainment because People Know What They Like but I'm much more concerned when it comes to medicine and the drug industry. (An aside: carefully read those posters in your doctors' office next time, what products are they advertising?)
  19. The Thund.. er... er, Team America is Go! by ziegast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Watching TechTV on Saturdays got me hooked on The ThunderBirds, and the same reportedly inspired Parker/Stone to make this flick. It looks just as fun, if not more so, than the original.

    Can't wait!

  20. Sean Penn's Semi-literate and... by Farrside · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... apparently completely incapable of understanding satire, parody, OR irony.
    Unless Drudge made that thing up.

    1. Re:Sean Penn's Semi-literate and... by pdboddy · · Score: 4, Funny

      And they'd never do that! :P

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  21. Re:Prude Food. by pdboddy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot.

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  22. I saw it too. It was funny, but not great. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I liked the jokes in it - there were many stright up funny parts, and as the reviewer noted, the first half hour is deadly.

    I'm a big fan of Fireball XL5, Thuderbirds, Stingray, Capt. Scarlet, Supercar, etc. so the marionette aspect totally worked for me.

    My only problem with the movie was seen as a strength in the review, where he said:

    The movie could very easily get mired down in preaching a point. But thankfully it never really does that. It simultaneously makes fun of liberal hollywood actors, and the rah rah 'Go America' right wing stereotype.

    The problem is, I see our political system in a greater crisis than simpletons like the makers of this movie. Their whole political consciousness is like "there are dicks and assholes, and we need the dicks because of the assholes." Which, of course, is errant nonsense. True we need "cops" to put "bad guys" behind bars, but invading other countries on lies, stripping away civil liberties, and skewing the tax code to favour the welathy and bankrupt the treasury is not excusable.

    So, by playing both sides, all they do is come down on the side of the Powers That Be, who, at this time are corrupt, murderous plutocrats who are (as Bush stated some time ago, but not in so many words) bent on a unipolar global hegemony.

    So, I found the politics offensive, but no more so than any other typical hollywood crapola film. And it is *extremely* funny, so I would give it a B-. DEFINITELY worth seeing, but to be soon forgotten due to the cluelessness of the poltical stance of the makers.

    RS

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    1. Re:I saw it too. It was funny, but not great. by snilloc · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ...but invading other countries on lies

      "Lies", which were also forcefully and repeatedly asserted by John Kerry, John Edwards, Daschle, the UN, Clinton, Albright, Gore, Ted Kennedy, Sandy Berger...

      Looking at the EXACT SAME INTELLIGENCE as Bush, Kerry came to the same conclusion about Iraq's weapons programs. Logically, Kerry is therefore either a dupe or a liar himself.

      , stripping away civil liberties,

      by requiring that all the "evil" snooping requires JUDICIAL OVERSIGHT, and the common sense to AVOID telling a terrorist suspect that you're looking at him/her closely. Oh yeah, and how 'bout the fact that the PATRIOT act expires and is subject to perpetual review. The real destruction of our civil liberties started with "campaign finance reform" AKA "how to keep certain people from exercising political speech when it is most relevant".

      and skewing the tax code to favour the welathy

      How about: giving a tax break to all who actually pay taxes and create jobs, and done so in such a way that makes the tax code marginally less skewed against the rich than before. ["favour"? Not so USian, are we?]

      and bankrupt the treasury is not excusable.

      A deficit during a recession-terrorist attack-war was probably inevitable, but I will agree wholeheartedly that spending has not been restrained and damn well ought to be - starting with fundamental Medicare and Social Security reforms.

      karma be damned - I couldn't let that string of nonsense go unanswered.

  23. Re:Umm.... by gooman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because it is marionette technology...

    Dang! And I was getting comfortable with all that wireless technology.

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  24. Team America II: Grammar Patrol! by TheShadowHawk · · Score: 5, Funny

    After the success of World Police, get ready for the sequel!

    Team America: Grammar Patrol!!

    Rated R for Retarded...

    Where a group of lurky nerds troll Internet forums around the world constantly correcting spelling mistakes and bad grammar and denouncing it as the bane of the universe!!

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    1. Re:Team America II: Grammar Patrol! by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are being to harsh on him; he's just trying too make a helpful critique.

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    2. Re:Team America II: Grammar Patrol! by Wizarth · · Score: 3, Funny
      Shouldn't that be
      bash~: make helpful critique
    3. Re:Team America II: Grammar Patrol! by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 2, Funny
      happy_clam:/home/Dr.Smeegee> make pancakes
      make: don't know how to make pancakes. Stop in /home/Dr.Smeegee.
      happy_clam:/home/Dr.Smeegee>
      Dadgummit.
  25. Re:Umm.... by mtrisk · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think Rob was a bit angry at his wife, so he wanted us to /. her website.

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  26. This Movie Almost Got An NC-17... by Landaras · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This movie almost got an NC-17 for having simulated oral sex between the marionettes.

    Feel free to read my thoughts and pseudo-legal analysis on the subject.

    I actually ended up endorsing a different position than I expected going in. However, my argument would be different if I viewed "as indirect censorship the government's long standing threat of the forced general labeling of movies absent industry self-regulation" (to quote myself).

    - Neil Wehneman

    1. Re:This Movie Almost Got An NC-17... by pdboddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh yea, you can have gunshots, swearing, explosions, people dying in sprays of blood... but simulated sex between two marionettes is bad, bad, bad! Maybe the censors got mocked in the movie also? :P

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    2. Re:This Movie Almost Got An NC-17... by Landaras · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry to reply to myself, but I didn't include the link with the original news story about the NC-17.

      " Puppet oral sex goes against grain for US censors "

      I have that link (and others) in my own write-up, but I realize that not everyone is going to read that. So now you have the separate link :).

      - Neil Wehneman

    3. Re:This Movie Almost Got An NC-17... by lewko · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did they do the obvious joke about getting wood?

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    4. Re:This Movie Almost Got An NC-17... by bigberk · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Oh yea, you can have gunshots, swearing, explosions, people dying in sprays of blood... but simulated sex between two marionettes is bad
      Several scholars have put the more general case. Seeing murders (gunshots through the body, spraying blood, vehicular manslaughter) is now so commonplace in TV and movies that it's quite ludicrous to simultaneously outlaw depiction of sex. Man, if a cock or pussy was shown on prime time TV could you imagine what would happen?

      What does it say about our society when we readily celebrate instruments of death and destruction, but can't even bring ourselves to look at parts of our own bodies that bring life itself?
    5. Re: This Movie Almost Got An NC-17... by Landaras · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the end of my write-up I end up deciding that the NC-17 would be justified, and since it's the industry voluntarily doing it (and not the government) there isn't really a free speech issue.

      There are two points on which my argument turns: first, that "those both under and over 17 are probably used to seeing vaginal sex referenced and occuring in mainstream commercial films, but are not used to seeing oral sex occuring." That fact would trigger "a film that most parents will consider patently too adult for their youngsters under 17."

      The second is that self-regulation, under the implicit threat of governmental regulation if self-regulation doesn't occur, is not indirect censorship. And even if it were, it's only partial censorship, as consenting adults still have access to the film.

      - Neil Wehneman

    6. Re:This Movie Almost Got An NC-17... by forkboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      What does it say about our society when we readily celebrate instruments of death and destruction, but can't even bring ourselves to look at parts of our own bodies that bring life itself?

      It says that our country was founded by religious puritans that were so stodgy and uptight that fucking ENGLAND said "Get the hell out of here, you prissy bitches." They then proceeded to wipe out an entire indigenous people while speaking politely and screwing through holes in sheets.

      Michael Moore had a cute little cartoon that emphasized this in Bowling for Columbine.

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  27. Re:apolitical? No. libertariasm is teh new coolnes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I'm so sick of this 'cool neo-libertarian crap.' You get to whine about taxes, blame everything on the two party system, and then still be about legalizing drugs and being pro-gun."

    Yeah, people who are so serious about liberty as to be fanatical about it are stupid! That Kim Jong-Il sure showed those libertarians a thing or two when he abolished the ownership society and created the ultimate complete welfare state. ;)

    But seriously, I'm not sure you understand what libertarian means. You (a "liberal", obviously) seem to think it's some kind of right extremist movement. Conservatives, on the other hand, think it's some kind of wacky leftist movement. But it's neither. If you can't handle our crazy, freedom-loving ways, just ignore us and we'll try not to bother you at parties.

  28. Re:Why Parent is a dumbass by Zen+Punk · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's not ironic to those of us with 2+ functioning brain cells.

    Wait, yes it is...most of the mods are as clueless as you.

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  29. Re:apolitical? No. libertariasm is teh new coolnes by paulbd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    maybe you should take a look at Barlett and Steele's new book on health care in the US. not only do we spend more, we live shorter lives, get sicker, and actually have wait times for most procedures within a statistically insignificant margin of Canada and much of western Europe. Whatever might have been good about the US health care system, say 20 years ago, has faded in the stupid experiment of a "free market" running health care. Result? 10-20% of expenditure is spent on bureaucracy (contrast with "bureaucratic government" running Medicare at 2-3% of expenditure), and the most senior physicians are just quitting the insurance scene entirely. The fundamental problem is that a free market system works when "selling more" makes sense according to some metric. But "selling more" health care is the opposite of what just about everybody wants from a medical system, and so it starts to break down. Add in the fact that "choice" is virtually incomprehensible in a system where employers pick insurance schemes and most consumers don't know even basic medical facts.

    The real truth is that FDR's welfare state was a band aid to avoid a revolution that was brewing in American society during his term as president. Unlike the systems initiated in Europe, which were put in place as a result of direct protest by unions and other non-capital-owning organizations. FDR headed off the fears of the capital owners of the US by instituting a minimal welfare state that did enough to ease the worst fears of the poor, but little more.

    And as for your 43% gains this year, lucky you. Just glad you weren't retiring in a period that saw persistent declines in stock values, let alone right after a massive drop like '87 or the tech bubble blowout.

  30. scary as hell by dougnaka · · Score: 4, Funny
    I turn off the tv if the commercial comes on..

    Am I the only one that's scared of marionettes, claymation and midgets?

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    1. Re:scary as hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a midget marionette made of clay RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

  31. Movie Review as written by Katz by giminy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've been looking forward to seeing this movie since Columbine, and I better start this review by putting my cards on the table: I'm a fan of South Park, the TV show and the movie, especially in our post-Columbine world where young geeks are not allowed to express themselves fully in a high school setting. In fact, I've seen Orgazmo and Cannibal the Musical simply because they were about Columbine. I was skeptical about a Columbine movie, but I went in with realistic expectations.

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  32. Lets not forget... by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Orgasmo! Their best film of all. Not available on DVD yet though (Some rumor of "soon")

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  33. Re:'Umm' is right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For the same reason The Simpsons, Futurama, and South Park (among others, though my memory is lapsing right now) are 'nerdy'.

    Look at the number of +3 to +5 "Funny" posts in the comments of every article and you find at least one South Park reference and at least one Simpsons reference.

    All are shows that mostly only nerds get the humor of. Sure, you have the overt dick and fart jokes, but there's an underlying substance. Nerds 'get it', while the people who are pleased by dick and fart jokes help to keep the series(es?) popular.

    Team America, I gather, is about the same, if, like everyone says, it's just like an episode of South Park. Thus, two levels of humor, one nerdy, one pedestrian, and thus newsworthy for nerds.

  34. Is that a review or an ad? by __aailob1448 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Your whole review is spent incensing the movie. As much as I like South Park, I'm skeptical, The reviews over at Rottentomatoes.com paint a differente picture...

  35. Re:Title? by foxhound01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    They were originally going to make it to be Team UN: World Police, but puppets sitting in a big room talking all day just wouldn't sell any tickets.

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  36. Get this... by IgLou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think CmdrTaco's wifes website got slashdotted. Or at least I'm not getting to it. On another note, when will slashdot every get lampooned? I wonder, if we trash talked Parker and Stone enough if they'd make fun of us one day...

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    1. Re:Get this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That joke originated on South Park and has become a staple post on /., not the other way around. You put the cart before the horse.

  37. Re:Lets not forget... by Student_Tech · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think you mean Orgazmo, and Amazon has a few copies left: Amazon Link.

  38. Simple points, very well? by surfimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Parker has proven time and time again that he can make simple points very well.

    Is that supposed to be an example of "damning with faint praise," or is that actually meant as a compliment?

  39. Re:apolitical? No. libertariasm is teh new coolnes by photon317 · · Score: 3, Insightful


    I would hardly call the current US healthcare system an experiment in free markets. It is the non-"free market" aspects of the current healthcare system that are causing it to suck so bad. Luckily it's in the process of correcting itself as best it can in spite of government interference. When healthcare ultimately does operate as a smooth free market, Doctors will have suffered a significant loss in their pay compared to how things used to be, insurance companies won't get to do the evil things they currently do, and everyone will actually be able to afford decent healthcare. Insurance will be for traumatic events and serious illness, and will be unneccesary for routine medical treatment, which will be affordable.

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  40. Libertarians CAN be funny by Exmet+Paff+Daxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They just can't have a slashdot topic icon like democrats and republicans do because Slashdot is helping to reinforce our failed two-party system. Isn't it time that, in light of this discrimination, the "Your Rights Online" section get erased? It's obvious no one here actually cares.

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  41. Saw it and Loved It by Helios1182 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw this at a sneak preview Saturday night. It was by far one of the funniest movies I've seen in years. My friend and I laughed through most of it -- as did the rest of the theater. I should warn that it is horribly offensive and crude. It makes fun of pretty much everyone. Therefore: If you can't take a joke and laugh at yourself don't see it. If you can take a hit of satire and laugh at just how absurd the world is then this is perfect.

  42. Dude! You just /.ed your WIFE! by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you INSANE?!

  43. Did you mean "...prerequisite... by wasted · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...number of brain cells..."?

    Just wondering.

  44. Re:Grammar nazi strikes! by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Funny
    From the review: "...Our team of freedom fighters hits all the standard cliche's..."
    You don't make a plural with an apostrophe!

    I thought he was trying to make an acute accent (clichés).

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  46. Re:Title? by xeon4life · · Score: 3, Funny

    Umm. If I'm not mistaken The United States of America is the only country with "America" actually in it's name, so it's not too far-fetched to just call ourselves Americans.

    This reminds me of a story:
    I was in a speech class (no, not learning how to speak) and I mentioned a Mexican news station I had watched. Some girl turned around and tried to correct me, saying very matter-of-factly, "Hispanic news station." I paused a second and said, "No, Mexican news station. It was filmed IN Mexico, ABOUT Mexico, FOR the Mexican people. It was a freaking Mexican news station."

    -Devin Torres

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  47. Maybe they can parody themselves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It just seems ironic that two guys whose bread and butter is political statements would go on to make a film parodying those who make political statements.

    While I agree on the basic tenets of libertarianism, let's face it: its pie-in-the-sky bullshit. Corporations have broken the trust too many times, at too high a price, to allow themselves to govern themselves. The human cost is too momenumental.

    There are some things that government can and does do better than private business. Such as: infrastructure. Infrastructure can include bridges and roads, but should also include health infrastrucutre and education infrastructure.

    Its not socialist to want a single payer insurance system, similar to Canada's or Europe's - its common sense. Our health care system sucks. COBRA payments for a single adult usually consume an entire week's worth of unemployment, and unemployment usually is less than half of a former wage, meaning that two weeks of unemployment is already spent on rent.

    The real problem is class conflict. The middle class's frustration and anger is pointed at the poor - we see them getting the social programs that we don't qualify for. Its never pointed at the rich, as they enjoy the benefits of our tax dollars in other ways - but don't contribute themselves.

    My problem with subsidized housing is that I don't qualify for it. I used to get pissed at people choosing not to work during a boom, to use what income they earned as disposable income when I spent most of my post-tax dollars on necessities - necessities that cost more as a result of others receiving them for less than they are worth.

    Truth be told, Americans are fucked. Middle class, urban and suburban youth are completely fucked. We are at the wrong end of a real estate boom, making home ownership nearly impossible, we are saddled with ridiculous levels of debt for college, and preyed upon by scumbags from Citibank, to sign up for easy credit when we are in college.

    Yet we believe it is the way it is because if it were the way it is in Europe, we would pay higher taxes. That's complete bullshit. Europeans pay very similar levels of tax, but they enjoy more benefits. Young people don't have to worry about how to afford college - about taking part time jobs while in school - they just have to worry about doing well in school. When they leave, they can take an entry level job that doesn't pay well, because they can enjoy subsidized housing, until they move up the ladder - without an 800lb gorilla on their back (college loans).

    We are so fucked. All our money goes to an inefficient corporate monster known as the military industrial complex - that failed to protect us on September 11th, and failed to find the people responsible - and so far has managed to increase the risk Americans face abroad by lacking any self control, and applying brutality, torture and possibly murder to our enemies - enemies that easily created by our hamhanded approach to world dominance.

    Just as paving a highway makes it easier to conduct business where that highway leads, so does providing health care and free education. An educated workforce is a productive workforce, that fully utilizes its intelligence, to help build the industries that build America. A healthy workforce is more productive, and regular checkups and preventative medicine leads to longer, happier lives.

    But enough of my anti-libertarian rant. The issue here is two hypocrites who can dish it out pretty good. Where do they get off? I support their right to freedom of speech - especially when I disagree with it. I think they are stupid to paint tobacco companies as reasonable, and think they are stupid for "rah-rahing" the war in Iraq. But I don't go around mocking them for expressing their political views. That's America. This bullshit of personal attacks and saying that disagreeing with our government is supporting terrorism is playing right into the hands of the fascist plutocrats on Wall Street, who pull the strin

  48. "Parker"? by Gorimek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The review keeps talking abot Parker as responsible for the film. Aren't Parker and Stone equal partners? Does CmdrTaco know something I don't??

    1. Re:"Parker"? by psyconaut · · Score: 3, Informative

      Parker directs AND produces, Stone just produces...

      -psy

  49. Re:apolitical? No. libertariasm is teh new coolnes by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and actually have wait times for most procedures within a statistically insignificant margin of Canada and much of western Europe.

    I guess you haven't seen this report. And it's also interesting that how you bash the "free market" running the health care, yet fail to mention the malpractice suit crisis here in the U.S.

    Whatever might have been good about the US health care system, say 20 years ago, has faded in the stupid experiment of a "free market" running health care.

    As far as I remember, whenever I needed to see my doctor, I can usually see him on the same or next day. I'm satisfied with my doctor, and if I'm not, there are host of other doctors that I can switch to. And when my wife's slutty friend got knocked up, she didn't have any problems getting medical care and Medicaid even picked up the whole tab.

    And as for your 43% gains this year, lucky you. Just glad you weren't retiring in a period that saw persistent declines in stock values, let alone right after a massive drop like '87 or the tech bubble blowout.

    If you put all your retirment funds into tech stocks, you got what you deserved. And there is a reason why many financial experts recommend that you should put 30% of your funds into bonds, with that perchange increasing as you get near retirment, as bonds usually go up when the stocks go down, thus providing a "buffer" for your investment account.

    I conclusion, it doesn't make sense that everyone needs to suffer because you have a shitty doctor or due to your lack of investment knowledge.

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  51. Those French... by nicxz · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...national monuments, from the Eiffel tower to Mount Rushmore."

    You forget to read the newspaper one day, and France invades the U.S.A. Typical.

    1. Re:Those French... by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Eiffel tower IS a national monument... (Hint: The USA isn't the only "nation" out there)

  52. Original? by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's also worth noting that the facial puppetteering is really cool. Everyone involved should be really proud of themselves for pulling off something so visually unique.

    It strikes me it pays much homage to the work of Gerry Anderson from Stingray , through Thunderbirds, to Terrahawks.

    In fact Team America is more of a homage to Gerry Anderson than the US live action remake of Thunderbirds.

  53. Re:they're "libertarians" by javiercero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Funny because some people were claiming that these two characters were republicans. There is a whole "Southpark Republican" sort of movement out there.

    In sort, I just don't give a shit what their politics are, even though I am a pinko commie bastart I tend to enjoy their work. Although sometimes when I read some of their interviews they just come accross as being plain retarded, and it seems hard to associate some of their productions with their every day personas. But my guess it is that their inverviews are just designed to piss off whoever happens to be reading them.

    Bottom line, don't take what people say too seriously. Even if they make damn funny stuff... :)

  54. Re:I dream of a world without quicktime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    interesting, I can watch quicktime format on everything from linux to BSD to BeOS

    your savoir is called mplayer, and specifically the mplayer mozilla plugin.

    instead of bitching, try looking for solutions next time.

  55. Re:I dream of a world without quicktime... by Frappuccino · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And us mac users dream of a world without Windows Media.

    Quicktime is tightly integrated with the OS, so there is no loading time for the movie to start. You click on it - it starts. Windows media has to open, load up, buffer - which takes at least 10 seconds longer to start than quicktime.

    It's a quicktime movie because the film was made on a mac.

  56. Re:they're "libertarians" by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Didnt both these guys receive federal aid when they went to college?

    Uh - keep in mind that college wouldn't be nearly as expensive if nobody could receive federal aid. If the Federal government would allow anybody to borrow $100,000 per year as long as it was spent on tuition, then you'd see college prices raise to $110,000 next week. Under this kind of system it is perfectly reasonable to be against federal aid and yet freely accept it for oneself. Banning it would only work if it were banned uniformly, causing colleges to find ways to cut costs...

    The fact is that I don't agree with all the positions of any of the parties. However, for me the Libertarians tend to have the most reasonable positions on the issues that matter to me. I wouldn't assume that if they were elected their first order of business would be to impose total anarchy during week one.

  57. Re:Laughter by Stormie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know I'm laughing at you right now. I swear Libertarians bite easier than any other political grouping.

  58. Re:I dream of a world without quicktime... by allgood2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Quicktime IS the cross-platform option. I hate going to sites like Yahoo Launch or MTV and not being able to see videos because their using Windows Media Player (embedded), because I'm using a Mac.

    QuickTime is available for Mac and PC, and MPlayer and a couple other applications will play the .mov files on Linux. I've never had any problems with QuickTime on Windows. I install it on all my clients machines as part of the standard set-up, and walla, it just works.

    But as for your complaint, there are movie trailers in formats other than QuickTime, you just can't access them from the Apple site. The issue is that Apple collects and displays movie trailers. Millions of people use these trailers daily because of they are accessible. Searching for trailers elsewhere requires going to many different sites, and using different media players from Windows Media to RealPlayer, this codec here, a different codec elsewhere.

    Let's face it people link to Apple because their collection of trailers are easy to navigate, accessible, cross-platform, and in a single location. This just encourages movie studios to create more QuickTime trailers, because studios know people will go to the Apple site to look at what's coming out.

  59. Re:I dream of a world without quicktime... by Svenne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cool. Maybe you could tell me how to compile mplayer to be able to watch the trailer on Solaris/SPARC64?

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  60. Re:they're "libertarians" by wanderung · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Which sadly translates into extreme-right poltics, kids loving things like "the ownership society," failing or refusing to understand what FDR did, etc.

    Failing to understand what FDR did? What are you referring to?

    Slowing down the recovery from the Great Depression?

    Removing our right to plan our own retirement by saddling us with a vicious ponzi scheme masquerading as a "retirement plan"?

    Bullying and threatening the Supreme Court to get his schemes declared constitutional?

    Inflicting more than 100 new bureaucracies on the American people?

    Using the FCC to silence his opposition?

    Arresting and imprisoning people for owning gold?

    Or doing everything in his power to get us involved in a war to distract the people from his failed policies?

  61. Mplayer on Solaris by leinhos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does this help?

  62. Re:they're "libertarians" by martinde · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's the context that gad zuki! left out:
    [snip]
    Stone: And the whole voting thing. All we ever said was that we thought that uninformed people should not vote -- on either side of the political spectrum. It doesn't matter who you're gonna vote for. If you really don't know who you're gonna vote for, or are uninformed, or haven't really thought about it? Just stay home. Don't let people fucking shame you into going to the polls.

    Parker: If you have absolutely no idea, fuck it.

    Stone: If you really don't know or you're just going to vote for George Bush because he's already in office, or you're gonna vote for John Kerry because he's on the cover of Rolling Stone, don't do that. That's lame. Just stay home. That's all we ever said.
    [/snip]

    I've heard some talk on NPR about this, about how MTV is running ads about voting like they are shaving cream commercials. I'm all for "get out the vote" campaigns, but I personally feel like being educated on the candidates and issues is important too.

    Do we really want people who don't feel like learning about the candidates and issues voting on these things? I've voted in every election since 1988, and when I hit something on a ballot that I don't know anything about (usually local races that I have not followed), I don't vote. I don't think this is such a heinous idea - that you should only cast informed votes...

  63. Re:I dream of a world without quicktime... by InadequateCamel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, the total lack of Realplayer support by the movie industry makes me irate.

    (There, I said what you wanted me to say. Could you take the gun away from my head now?)

  64. Re:I dream of a world without quicktime... by steveit_is · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is only informative if you dont give a rats ass about the legalilty of the whole thing. Sorenson based codecs are patent encumbered and gross. They should stick to mpeg4 base stuff like xvid, so we can all play.

  65. Re:I dream of a world without quicktime... by neonsam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What OS are you talking about???

    On my Powerbook G4 it certainly takes a little time to start. For that matter all of the "Apple" software takes a while to start, just like every other piece of software I have installed.

    Just because Apple makes the hardware and the software doesn't mean they can transcend the laws of physics.

    I love my Mac, but it's not perfect. Neither is Windows...

  66. Re:I dream of a world without quicktime... by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh there are tons of "monopolistic" practices that apple engages in. The oourt though, quite rightly, understand that as apple has a small market share on computers, that it can continue doing just as its done. Remember the rules are that monopolys arn't illigal, trying to get a monopoly isn't illigal, but once you've got one, you have to be careful with what you do with it.. Unless your Microsoft of course.

  67. Re:Laughter by Dwarfgoat · · Score: 2, Funny

    NO WE DON'T!!!

    er...wait...

    Damn.

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  68. Re:they're "libertarians" by Derkec · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I call bullshit. Federally backed low interest loans may in fact allow more people to go to school and increasing demand for education and allowing schools to charge more and provide more.

    That said, I don't think the limiting factor on the cost of higher education is how much money the federal government is giving out. In fact, less than half of students get any form of loan at all, let alone federal. The average loan? 5K. With tuiton running 25K \ year some places, it just isn't all getting paid for by the government.

    That, and people aren't that dumb. We do get ourselves into more debt than we can handle, but who is really going to put themselves into 450K of debt for a college education in the states? You'd see tons of people going overseas and others not going to school. The demand would be low enough the universities would have to lower prices.

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  69. Re:they're "libertarians" by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ignorance breeds ignorance. Pick up a newspaper. Go online to each of their websites. Listen to NPR.

    There is a frickin reason why we have a vote so that we (partly anyway in the representational democracy) can have a direct effect on the course of our nation. Whether you like it or not, that is everyone's job. Not just a few "elite" people who know the issues. I find it incredibly sad that anyone would think this way.

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  70. Even a Clueless Vote is Good by rdmiller3 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Reasons you should vote, even if you don't know how the candidates stand on "issues" and "platforms":
    • Polititians don't keep campaign promises anyway. Been that way for thousands of years. Remember "Read my lips: No new taxes!" and how quickly that one got broken? Consider yourself un-biased because you haven't been listening to their lies.
    • By voting, you're participating and that boosts your feeling of responsibility for your part in governing the country... and that's good, no matter who you vote for.
    • By casting your vote, you're diluting the influence of the extremist nuts who always vote. More people voting helps cancel the disproportionate influence of vocal minorities.
    • If you don't think your vote will count for much, then you won't feel obligated to vote for "the lesser evil" and you'll be more likely to vote as your conscience leads you.
    • If you decide to vote, you might even feel motivated to learn something about the candidates, the process, the country, etc.

    Y'see, the system was designed to be robust. That's why it's a "representative republic" instead of a direct democracy. That's why there are three branches set at odds with each other. The guys who wrote it up were assuming that the only way to keep a few people from screwing all the rest was to give everybody a chance to take some part in it with lots of opposition and lots of ways to block each other from overstepping their proper limits.

    By voting, you're providing that necessary opposition, the much-needed buffer to thwart extremist control-freaks. So, VOTE. Figure out who you'll vote for later however you want but the more votes, the better.

  71. Parodying the summer blockbuster? by pico303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I saw this film last weekend and never got the summer blockbuster thing. I saw it as parodying America--we rush in without thinking, blow things up, wreck the place, then say we've made the world safer. It parodys actors to the extreme: just because they make big bucks and are always on the covers of tabloids, somehow they're better equipped than politicians to work towards peaceful international solutions. And its parodys of the puppets tend to be funniest of all.

    I do agree Parker and Stone let loose on everyone. The right wing, the left wing, terrorists, and puppets are all fair game. But I don't think blowing up Mt. Rushmore was parodying summer blockbusters. It was a statement that the current U.S. extreme mindsets (liberal and conservative) are doing more to destroy the ideals of the founding fathers than any terrorists ever could.

    Who knows, maybe I'm just reading in more than is really there. But I think Parker is a damn smart guy who hides his commentary in humor extremely well.

    Oh, and the puppets and the sets were incredible. No wonder they got so burned out making this--it's artwork in and of itself.