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Is The 'CSI Phenomenon' Good For Science?

Tycoon Guy writes "With CSI: Crime Scene Investigation airing its 100th episode this week, I wonder, how do Slashdot readers feel about the show, and its two spinoffs? On the one hand, they've caused a boom in the popularity of forensic science college courses, and they glamorize geeks bent over microscopes, rather than smarmy lawyers. On the other hand, they may also promote an inaccurate view of science: prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions, and instead exclusively demand the kind of forensic evidence they see on CSI. But of course, in the real world, you don't get a test like that in mere seconds - or without spending a substantial amount of money. So where does CSI rate on the geek scale for you?"

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  1. Grade by Raven42rac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have not watched much of the show, but I don't much care for shows that wrap everything up in a neat little box and make people think that all crimes are solved in an hour, give or take commercials. There is some cool technology, however.

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    1. Re:Grade by deft · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I have not watched much of the show, but I don't much care for shows that wrap everything up in a neat little box and make people think that all crimes are solved in an hour, give or take commercials."

      I take it you're not a big fan of star trek either eh? :)

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    2. Re:Grade by jargonCCNA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Umm... there have been several episodes of CSI (and, if I recall correctly, though I hardly ever watch it, at least one of CSI Miami) where the team couldn't solve the crime; that something was missing that they just couldn't track down.

      See, the CSIs aren't perfect. They miss things. In fact, a few weeks ago, one of the characters' home lives is falling apart because of her dedication to her job. I wouldn't exactly call that glamourising the profession.

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    3. Re:Grade by sgant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I only saw the first two episodes of CSI:New York and just couldn't take it anymore. I mean, is it set like 10 years in the future or something because they're using technology that doesn't exist yet. And I guess the NYPD has one of the most sophisticated computer systems in the world! In one episode they were trying to triangulate the location of where a photograph was taken. They scanned in the photo of this girl with the skyline behind them. They simply clicked on the Empire State building and it gave them the exact hight, then they clicked on another building and the same thing happened, then they input the height of the girl and with a complete detailed 3D model of Manhattan they flew/zoomed to the exact address of where the photo was taken. Amazing. I hate crap like that.

      I mean, wouldn't it have been more interesting/dramatic if they looked at the photo, saw the skyline and one of the cops opens a book with the heights of buildings and does some writing on a scrap of paper and then looks at a wall map. One of the other cops could have said "what are you doing, how can you find her like that?" and the other cop could say "didn't you ever take Trig in high school?". Believable and real. Also, another episode they were able to track a rat that swallowed a bullet with a hand held scanner ala Total Recall....I shit you not...

      Now, the original CSI doesn't seem to do as much of this. Granted it has a little, but it's more believable.

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    4. Re:Grade by ThomaMelas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hate how they show PC's being used in forensics work on TV. I work for a company that does DVRs for CCTV systems and a ton of people call up wanting a system that will take a compressed file and let you Zoom it 50x and read newsprint at 200 ft away.

    5. Re:Grade by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I recall in at least one episode of the original CSI, Warrick wanted to use some nifty "electronic nose" device that was on loan from some company. Grissom made him do it the "old-fashioned" way for budget reasons.

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    6. Re:Grade by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have not watched much of the show, but I don't much care for shows that wrap everything up in a neat little box and make people think that all crimes are solved in an hour, give or take commercials.

      You should watch the show "The First 48" on A&E. It follows dectivees on two murders, from the minute they get the call to the end of the first 48 hours, then sometimes a follow up from days, months or years later. It's all unscripted and real. Sometimes they solve the crime, sometimes they don't. It's pretty fascinating. Kind of weird to think about the production crew sitting around a police station waiting for a murder to happen.

    7. Re:Grade by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, but Grissom later ordered the product, as it came with a rather useful database of chromatographic data.

    8. Re:Grade by fenix+down · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not so much that they wrap everything up, it's just that the entire Miami police department apparently consists of the angsty guy from NYPD Blue driving around in a Hummer. The fucking FBI doesn't even dare challenge this guy's jurisdiction. State laws, federal laws, doesn't matter, Judge Dredd will terminate those responsible. I've seen him run kidnapping investigations, direct SWAT teams, they'll track down some suspect and they'll have like 40 guys in body armor and machine guns standing around outside, but then the big fucking glow-in-the-dark Hummer shows up and they're all "whoa, back up guys" and he kicks down the fucking door and takes out like 15 motherfucking KGB ninjas with flamethrowers or some shit.

      Fuck, you hire some guy to keep track of which blood spatters belong to who, and all of a sudden he's taken over the entire Florida legal system. You ever see any trials in this show? For all we know he just takes these fuckers out back and buries them in the motherfucking parking lot. It's not like he couldn't get away with it, he apparently got some kind of extra-legal status where he immediately just takes over command in any situation he wanders into.

    9. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't count the number of times I've seen a CSI episode where they start off with a thumbnail-sized image, and "enhance" (exact wording) it until it has the clarity and resolution of a 1Mbit image. Where did the extra pixels come from? Computerland??

    10. Re:Grade by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Amazing. I hate crap like that.

      Personally, I love crap like that. Because it's cool to demonstrate to people that such software exists today.

      Think about it -- how difficult is that software to write? You just described its functional specifications and wrapped them in a single paragraph, including complaints. Sure, it would need to be customized on a city-by-city basis, but for a city the size of New York it wouldn't be impossible.

      As a matter of fact, I thought the whole idea was so cool I just now googled for more info. I found searching for the terms AeroTriangulation found a few software vendors who have products that combine maps and photos. Rockware seems to sell a lot of it. And I remembered that in a previous Slashdot story that there's a company performing a photolocation service! Here's the article.

      So, isn't it actually even cooler that the technology you reported them using was actually lower tech than the current state of the art in photolocation software? In reality nobody has to click on the Empire State Building, because the software already recognizes it! How cool is that?

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    11. Re:Grade by loraksus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Goddamnit, indeed.
      Not to sound like a tinfoil hat wearing american or anything, but I suspect that the shows are reinforcing the fact that the cameras are actually useful.

      The vast majority of cameras out there are pure crap, designed with resisting abuse in mind instead of quality. Some places put a lot of money into cameras (Worked at Mervyns for a while, loss had some nice zoom lenses)

      Still, if the video is stored, the quality will be dismal - cameras regularly record 10 or 24 hours onto a standard 2 hour vhs (the 6hrs slp ones). Not only that, but they mix the feeds from 8 cameras into a single scene.

      You won't realistically get better than a 320x240 image (if you get half that, I would be impressed) per scene off the tape, and that just isn't enough to be useful. Digital? Not much better, disk space is cheap and re-usable though.

      Quite simply, they can tell if you're wearing a hat, maybe how long your hair is, etc. Not much else.

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    12. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what are you, a communist? They aren't stealing them from forensic labs for christ's sake

      i saw a show where people were eating food. They didn't seem to realize that the food they were eating could have been used more productively to feed starving people

    13. Re:Grade by zuzulo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just because the vast majority of cameras out there are crappy analog stuff does not mean that there are not high quality cameras available. I routinely store large quantities of high quality digital surveillance video from cameras that have high enough resolution to read your licence plate clearly at 25 ft in low light conditions and enough frames per second to catch at least one usable frame of any vehicle passing through.

      Las Vegas has the most well defined standards for legally admissable surveillance footage, and for them 3-5 frames per second is acceptable. We routinely use and store locally 10-18 frames per second. The metric generally goes something like this:

      real time feed: 10-30+ fps
      local disk storage: 5-18 fps
      local internet feed: 5-10 fps with 1-2 sec latency
      remote internet feed: 3-5 fps with 5-10 sec latency
      remote disk archive: 3-5 fps

      Since the high quality stuff is digital and you have multiple frames of relevant data you can also do some fairly interesting processing to enhance image quality by interpolation. And some other nice tricks, some of which work in real time. And once you have digital video on disk there are lots of other interesting things you can do. Which is all i can really say about that. ;-)

      In any case, the automated video surveillance stuff is improving quite quickly these days.

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    14. Re:Grade by Jennifer+E.+Elaan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, while that certainly violates plenty of optics laws, flash memory *does* keep a residual charge. It takes special equipment to read it, often requiring decapsulation of the IC followed by the application of a magnetic force or scanning tunneling microscope, but the charge is there.

      It's generally considered possible to read the two most recently erased bit values from a flash memory cell in this way. Of course, this sort of analysis is incredibly difficult and very expensive.

      I didn't see that particular show, so I can't verify exactly what sort of deletion was done. Since most digital cameras these days use the FAT filesystem, it's also entirely possible that the data was still all present, with just the directory updated. Because of issues of flash wear, secure deletion is essentially never done on it, so a simple hex editor could read the data back.

    15. Re:Grade by theancient2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the great list of Television Computer Cliches, "enhancing" photos is definitely #1...

      #2 must be visualised searching. If you're trying to match fingerprints (faces, shoes, tire treads, etc), the computer must show each on the screen for a fraction of a second. Like how Google flashes each of its 8,058,044,651 pages every time you do a search... oh wait, real computers don't do that.

      #3 is the sound effects computers make. Any event must be accompanied by a beep. When it's searching through those fingerprints, it will beep on each one. CSI:NY has to be the worst offender here. Dwedledledledledle..whip!.. dwedledledle.. whip!..dwedledle...WHOOOOSH! beep beep beep beep! (Well, at least NY's inkjets don't sound like dot matrix printers, as they do in Vegas.) Who was it who decided that TV computers need to make so much noise?

    16. Re:Grade by themaidtricks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On one hand, this show might prevent potential murderers when they remember how CSI is omniscient. On the other, someone might study the show in preparation to murder another person.

    17. Re:Grade by Dash-o-Salt · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're partially correct. What you see moving down from the cloud and up from the ground are called leaders. When they meet each other, charge flows UPWARDS during the return stroke. Relevant link here

      A car acts as a Faraday Cage, allowing the charge from the lightning to travel around the outside of the car (without traveling through the middle of the car, frying occupants).

      I think that covers everything!

    18. Re:Grade by doublem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the CSI franchise is doing so well, how come they can't afford a simple science consultant?

      It's really very simple.

      It costs extra money, and they've demonstrated that they don't have to CARE about accuracy or even realism to make money.

      I know the perfect way to kill it off though. Start a grass roots fan base referring to it as "Sci-Fi." Have sessions on it at Sci-Fi conventions, really punch up the fact that it's all made up BS, and refer to it not as a cop show but a sci-fi cop show.

      Once the masses start thinking of it as Science Fiction instead of a good old cop show, fans will run away in droves, leaving behind the crystallized few who dress like the characters and build mock up of their hyper advanced technology. The network will cancel it, it'll last another couple seasons on the sci-fi channel, and just as the writing and acting takes an upswing it'll be canceled as "Too Expensive".

      We can speed up the process by getting in the rags with rumors of a episode in development to "explain" their hyper advanced "20 minutes in the future" technology with an alien subplot. Even start pointing out "hints" of this conspiracy in existing episodes.

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  2. My rating by yamcha666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Um, I don't watch it. Futurama is my standard for geek shows.

  3. Definitive answer by mphase · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes. No. Maybe. I stand behind my answer..s.

  4. you know you're a geek when... by fireduck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    watching a CSI episode you notice the box of Diamond Evolution One gloves on the bench and think "good choice, those are my favorites, as well..."

    I love the CSI, although I came to in way late. Nice thing is that Spike TV shows 2 reruns back to back at 7 each night.

    1. Re:you know you're a geek when... by heliocentric · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ahhh, but you have quickly forogtten Marg Helgenberger!

      She's Helgenbooty-licious!

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    2. Re:you know you're a geek when... by reverseengineer · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I personally like CSI, though I only catch it once in a while. As an analytical chemist, I can often tell whether the forensic science is legit on CSI or a similar show, and while CSI is far from being completely realistic, I usually cut it slack because the errors tend to be matters of degree rather than utter fabrications. I mean, they could have just written a magical "crimeputer" into the show where evidence goes in one end and the name of the guilty party prints out at the other. Instead, they do make an effort to get science right, but with the caveat that sometimes the science must be squeezed into the storytelling. For shows like CSI, but also for detective shows in general, the case needs to be wrapped up within an episode (or 2 for the big To Be Continued... episodes popular around sweeps). So just as a show like "Law and Order" usually fast forwards through the more mundane legal proceedings in order to get to the dramatic clinching testimony and verdict, CSI makes complicated assays take minutes instead of hours or days so they can hurry to the point where the investigators march up to the suspect with infallible evidence in hand. It's marketed as entertainment, I can understand that- if anything, I think the science can serve as a starting point for viewers, who after the show just might google for some technique they saw and actually learn something.

      They at least talk about doing real things like Western blots and mass spec- once while flipping channels I caught a minute of Navy NCIS where someone mentioned doing an ELISA. In particular, these shows tend to do a nice job of explaining the principles behind a test while they perform it- occasionally I learn new things, though occasionally there will be something explained where I'm thinking, "um, it's not exactly how you say,"- I'm sure the same is true for medical professionals who watch "ER," cops who watch "NYPD Blue," etc. Now, once again, I say that as a chemist- people in other fields may have more of an issue with how their work is represented on such shows- for one, I'm sure that as is usual for television, the capabilities and use of computers are misrepresented. What personally bugs me more than the science itself on CSI and its ilk is the budget that these crime labs seem to have. If anything, these shows might give people the idea that forensics labs have infinite time, money, and resources to ensure justice is done in each and every case.

      It'd be nice, though, if once in a while they'd use a couple of minutes at the end of the show to mention real forensics and the shortcuts they took during the episode- and possibly mention that in reality, sometimes the results are inconclusive, even if everyone did their jobs right.

      Oh, and second the parent- Diamond Evolution One are some nice gloves- though I prefer the MicroGrip purple nitriles myself.

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  5. television sucks, let's move on by FusionJunky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Television influencing people into having twisted world-views!? Never!

    1. Re:television sucks, let's move on by xstonedogx · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's true. I bet some people even think David Caruso is an actor. Maybe even a good one!

  6. Infinite Resolution by swordboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone else *love* infinite resolution? I want a 320x200 security camera that can zoom in on someone's drivers license from 200 yards.

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    1. Re:Infinite Resolution by coug_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's great, isn't it? My wife and I have been watching the older seasons on DVD and just saw an episode that dealt with street racing. I'll give them this - they were more technically accurate than either of the Fast & Furious movies.

    2. Re:Infinite Resolution by drclaw007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oooo yes - that is my pet hate in TV shows / movies.
      I wonder what will happen when they upgrade to 640x480 - will they be viewing things on a quantum level from the other side of the planet?
      I had hoped (in vain) that it would end with Enemy of the State... but no, it's just getting worse :(

    3. Re:Infinite Resolution by Jahf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is why I tend to get pissed at CSI:Miami. CSI:NY hasn't got enough track record yet for me to decide. CSI (original) is much more in touch with reality as far as technology goes. A few occasional trek-ish moments but nothing like CSI:Miami.

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    4. Re:Infinite Resolution by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does anyone else *love* infinite resolution? I want a 320x200 security camera that can zoom in on someone's drivers license from 200 yards.

      It goes more than that, what really happens is in that split instance, the camera did a molecular and quantum analysis of its surroundings, and record all that molecular and quantum states onto that dodgy VHS-lookalike tape!

    5. Re:Infinite Resolution by sik0fewl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Indeed. I'd really like to get a hold of the filter that lets them turn 6 pixels into a licence plate. Do you think it would be available for The GIMP?

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    6. Re:Infinite Resolution by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you have no data, there's nothing to enhance...

      Recent work is enhancing still shots by processing differences in video frames... so you can get stills higher than 320x200 from a 320x200 video clip.

      I can't watch the show, if it screws up the stuff I know, it will just fill my head with crap over the stuff I don't.

      If I were a professor in a forensics class, I'd be sure to put some CSI-plots in with the multiple-choice questions.

    7. Re:Infinite Resolution by harrkev · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, They can remove some "jaggies" if used properly. It is very good at removing periodic noise, which is exacly the sort of noise that you get when you up-sample. But the image will stll be blurry, just not blocky. Makes it look better, but you don't get any extra info. Fourier transforms are NOT some sort of magic bullet.

      Just FYI: A discrete fourier transform is VERY closely related to the Cosine transform (you can implement a consine transform using a DFT and some data shuffling). The cosine transform is the key ingredient of the JPEG algorithm. More useless trivia.

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    8. Re:Infinite Resolution by Sai+Babu · · Score: 2, Interesting


      This bugs me too. Sure, you can get some decent enhancement if you have a lot of low resolution samples, but from one frame? No Way!

      The reference magazine article said that CSI is a problem because criminals have become more concious of evidence. You'd think that the magical cameras might work as a deterrent, but this isn't mentioned in the article. Seeing some of the /. posts on infinite resolution, it's easy to imagine a greater (so it would be a significant) percentage of the criminals believing the voodoo image processing.

    9. Re:Infinite Resolution by Don+Sample · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's sad when Buffy the Vampire Slayer has a better grasp of reality:
      In the episode The Prom they're watching a tape of a demon attack:
      CORDELIA: Look! Right there. Zoom in on that.
      XANDER: Zoom in? this is a video tape.
      CORDELIA: So? They do it on TV all the time.
    10. Re:Infinite Resolution by Shazow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wouldn't you say it's plausible in many situations that the image they're looking at is originally scanned at a much higher resolution, but when they "zoom in" they're actually zooming in more into its original size?

      I mean, practically all image viewers open images that are too big for the screen in a resized mode.

      Surely some of their "extrapolations" aren't realistic but I think a good amount of them can be reasonably explained.

      Regardless, it's a very fun show. :-)

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    11. Re:Infinite Resolution by Armando_Mcgillicutty · · Score: 3, Funny
      they were more technically accurate than either of the Fast & Furious movies.

      I achieved that feat playing with Hot-Wheels when I was 8 years old.

    12. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ACtually, you'd be surprised at how much you can recover with video footage. Six pixels isn't much, but if it's the image is pixelised slightly differently every frame (say the car is moving...), then, with sufficiently advanced (nearly magic...) _video_ processing filters, one can recover a license plate from a video stream where in any single frame the license plate is only a few pixels...

      You can try it yourself, with your brain as the sufficiently advanced filter: find a tiny pixelated video of a moving object, and compare your perception of the object to a single frame from the video. There's more information there. Information that specialist software can recover and reconstruct higher-resolution images from!

    13. Re:Infinite Resolution by grrrl · · Score: 2, Funny

      haha! i was so going to post that

      i love the follow up lines tho

      Oz: What's that? Pause it.
      Xander: Guys! It's just a normal VCR. It doesn't... Oh wait, uh, it can do pause.

  7. I enjoy it. by ssand · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I enjoy the show, although they all seem to follow the same recipe, that is everyone denies everything untill they have a minute info, then they give in a little, then spill the beans at the end of the show.

    As for forensic in a jury, What a juror must understand is more about it, and truths from the popular show. Jurors are human too, so they will relate, or be swayed by personal oppinions, like strong family bonds, or a strong bond to their children.

  8. No by spidereyes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's in between Blind Date and Joe Millionaire.

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  9. Good for Science, Bad for Law by Lovedumplingx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the show is good for science, but as you stated can be bad for the judiciary system. Is it ever a bad thing to have the populice become enamored with knowledge?

    Your concerns about the judiciary system are warrented though but I wonder if that will ever be too big of an issue that we have to deal with.

    1. Re:Good for Science, Bad for Law by underpar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Common sense and prejudice still seem to rule. All things are normal in the criminal justice system.

      Scott Peterson was convicted based on circumstantial evidence and just being a bad guy. Forensic evidence did nothing. Prosecutors don't have to worry.

  10. Its good, look at what happened with OJ by yorkpaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its good to have the public have some knowledge of forensics. The OJ jury didn't believe overwelming forensics and set him free. Juries should also be smart enough to know hen to believe eyewitness accounts. oops, hoping for to much, why should I expect juries to be smart

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    1. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by nfras · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the OJ Simpson case is a good example of when the jury used forensic evidence properly. The jury was presented with lots of DNA evidence, blood stains, foot prints etc. When Mark Furman was asked if he planted evidence, he pleaded the fifth amendment. All forensic evidence is therefore suspect and cannot be given any weight. No matter whether you think he did it or not, the jury had no option but to acquit.
      CSI is a good show, but it's just that, a show. The photographic close ups are the best. I remember one where they had a photo of a girl, there was a blur in her eye which they managed to extrapolate into a picture of her killer, pin sharp. It just not feasible.
      I also love the nice sharp finger prints they take off wood, no hint of wood grain.
      A bit more realism would be nice.

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    2. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Reverberant · · Score: 3, Informative
      The OJ jury didn't believe overwelming forensics and set him free.

      In the OJ case, it wasn't about believing the forensics, it was about believing whether or not the forensics were tampered with. It's not like the LAPD (at the time) was the most honest of police forces.

    3. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interestingly enough, there were a couple CSI episodes that argued both sides of debate about police screwups, malicious or otherwise.

      One episode follows Catherine Willows' discovery that a detective planted a suspect's blood on evidence to "help the evidence along along." The moral? Malicious tampering is possible.

      Another episode dealt with a hollywood-actor-now-suspect paying to have his own guy in the CSI labs, watching and documenting every step, looking for screwups and ways to discredit CSIs and the evidence they processed. The moral? Nobody's perfect. If you look hard enough, you'll find mistakes in anyone's work.

    4. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by drmerope · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Before you get too enthused about forensic science. You should read and understand the prosecutors fallacy.

    5. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by TekPolitik · · Score: 4, Informative
      you are specifically instructed as a juror that the 5th amendment can not be construed to imply guilt. It would defeat the point of the 5th amendment if you did that.

      It is way more complicated than that. Even if it weren't, your point is not relevant.

      The question in the criminal trial is not whether the (non-accused) person giving the evidence is guilty, it is whether the evidence has been presented to find the accused guilty beyond reasonable doubt. The fact that the person giving evidence took the 5th cannot be used to imply their guilt, but it does deprive the court of the evidence needed to judge the value of other evidence. That clearly leaves the evidence in doubt. It is not that it was made weaker by the refusal to testify, but that it was not given adequate strength by favourable testimony.

      Even the fact that the accused didn't testify will have this result. If they do have testify as to their innocence, then as long as they don't screw up (which is an extreme risk in testifying in your own trial since any slip-up is more damning because it comes from your own mouth), they will provide more evidence in their favour than if they do not testify.

      The difference may seem to be one of semantics, but it is a difference well understood by lawyers. It's a bitch for judges to try to explain it to juries though.

      The beyond reasonable doubt standard does tend to favour the accused anywhere the evidence is weak or lacks support - but of course it's meant to do that.

    6. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Bastian · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, who wants more realism in TV and movies?

      I want more movie magic in real life!

      I dream of a glorious future where there is absolutely no difference in the quality of image you can get from a 320x200 cell phone camera and a $bignum 10-megapixel digital camera.

      We could use the same technology to implement amazing lossless compression. 3kb files will store HD-quality images! Entire albums will fly across the P2P networks, tucked away in files that wouldn't come close to filling a 5.25" floppy disk, but sound even better than the original master recordings! Nerds will get dotcodes containing DVD-quality movies tattooed into their skulls in protest of the DVD CCA!

      Ah yes, the future is glorious indeed!

    7. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by QuantumRiff · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn, I thought they acquited him because Chewbacca lived on Endor....

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    8. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Threshold_Voltage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is that juries now expect every police department everywhere to have access to the same resources that they see on CSI. The lab they portray is an agglomeration of every interesting technique that has been used anywhere in the world. Maybe, just maybe, the FBI has a lab like that somewhere in Washington, but that is probably it. I had the unfortunate experience of attending the trial for the person who murdered my cousin this year. This was in Austin, TX -- a fair size metropolis with a comparatively well funded police department (given the local conservatism and the fact that it is also the state capital). The prosecutor easily made the case for clear motive (a large and contentious debt to my cousin), had a videotaped and written confession, had a video reenactment performed by the accused himself at the crime scene, and had the murder weapon found in the accused's jacket in his closet. The defense attorney tore apart the homicide detectives for not having DNA tested every last bit of evidence found at the scene (understand they already had the confession and willful reenactment at this point). Thankfully we got the conviction, but there was one point when I was really worried. There was a very detailed ballistics report linking the bullet fragment to the gun. There were sketches and descriptions of every matching striation. HOWEVER, there wasn't any cool side-by-side photograph to show the jury because the department didn't have that type of microscope at the time. I think the jury felt cheated that they didn't get the visuals they get from television.

      Yes, a high profile case like OJ's might get an investigation as thorough as what you see on CSI, but I don't think taxpayers are willing to spend that much on the rest of the 17000 murders per year.

      It is really a paradox. Most liberals would argue that you can't put a dollar amount on what a man's life is worth, and so defendants should have every possible test completed on the evidence before being sentenced to life in prison or worse, and yet it is the conservative candidates who are most in favor of increasing police funding.

  11. Overall, it's good by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, there is a lot of junk science, but I think anything that stimulates interest in the justice system, and that helps to reduce the stigma surrounding jury duty, should help to grow the pool of willing potential jurors. Otherwise, the only people you get on juries are the ones too stupid to figure out a good excuse to get out of jury duty.

    For years, jury duty has been seen as a nuisance to get out of however possible. Now, there is a real trend toward seeing jury duty as your civic responsibility, and taking it seriously, and even getting excited about it. I think overall this is good for the criminal justice system.

    1. Re:Overall, it's good by schwep · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If nothing else, it at least makes people that would have been otherwise unaware of some aspects of science aware of it.

      One shortcoming (other than "infinite resolution") is that they rarely have a case where there isn't a clear offender or group of offenders - so people aren't used to the more "muddied" reality of the world we live in. That said, no clear offender reduces the enjoyment of watching a bit.

  12. Everything is fine. by mekkab · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) anything that promotes interest in science (no matter how glamourized and unrealistic) is a boon.

    2) Jury instruction should be enough of a factor. Also, your reliance on the veracity of eye witness testimony is amusing, considering how unreliable IT is.

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  13. Forensics for morons. by Asprin · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I watched ten minutes of an episode of CSI before I had to switch the channel because I started to get a craving for pork rinds. I HATE PORK RINDS! Seriously, if you want to see forensics investigators at work, CourtTV, The Science Channel, Discovery and TLC have a number of shows that can tickle your itch and won't treat you like a complete doofus.

    Network TV - you can always count on us..... TO SCREW IT UP!

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  14. For the unedcuated by airnewt · · Score: 2, Informative
    smarmy:

    1)revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness (a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction -- New Yorker)

    2)of low sleazy taste or quality (smarmy eroticism)

  15. Um Forget It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jesus I'm stupid.

    1. Re:Um Forget It by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um Forget It (Score:1, Informative)

      by Anonymous Coward on 2004-11-17 13:48 (#10846624)

      Jesus I'm stupid.


      To bad you can't moderate moderations. I mod that one +5 funny.

  16. Full of bad science by crow · · Score: 5, Informative

    They get the science and technology wrong as often as right. It seems like every other episode where they enhance three pixels of an image to get a recognizable face in a reflection. Or there was the CSI:Miami where they got a saved email off of the wireless router that the person had connected through. At least when they got image data out of the NTSC overscan, they were using a real concept, even if the amount of overscan they recovered was vastly exaggerated.

    1. Re:Full of bad science by Glendale2x · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They get the science and technology wrong as often as right. It seems like every other episode where they enhance three pixels of an image to get a recognizable face in a reflection. Or there was the CSI:Miami where they got a saved email off of the wireless router that the person had connected through. At least when they got image data out of the NTSC overscan, they were using a real concept, even if the amount of overscan they recovered was vastly exaggerated.

      I don't notice too much that's way out in left field on CSI. Not the spinoffs, mind you; I don't watch those. The characters don't click, and you have too much stuff like the wireless router thing you mentiond.

      CSI shows all of the latest and greatest equipment with everything at their fingertips. Real crime labs aren't that fortunate. Example: I was watching The First 48 on A&E and they were using the superglue method to get fingerprints off a knife. Hey, I've seen that on CSI all the time, right? The difference: the real crime lab was using a hotplate in a shoebox, whereas CSI showed a nifty (probably expensive) machine that did the same thing.

      They also operate in some kind of hypertime. They have their own state of the art DNA lab and get those kind of results faster than a not so well funded real world department. Cases get sloved (or almost solved) quickly, but not always. It's real enough that I can forgive the inaccuracies for the sake of a one hour drama. I've been impressed with CSI in how they handle computer-related things. The other two, Miami and NY, I tried, saw they sucked, and haven't bothered since.

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    2. Re:Full of bad science by javaxman · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I know a couple of people who are really into forensics. Honest, I swear, it's not me, it's just the crowd I hang out with. They do stuff like take classes in forensics, just for fun, even though they aren't part of any degree program. Total sickos. I love 'em, and would find the stuff just as interesting if I didn't have some strange aversion to dead bodies.

      Anyway, my friends took a lecture series on forensics, and came back after every session talking about how much time each guest speaker put into informing the class of just how wrong CSI is about so very many very basic, important things.

      The science on the show is junk. Almost nothing is right- it's wrong way more often than right.

      Just one blatant example? It's apparently really, really, really, really difficult to estimate time of death from a body alone. On these shows, they pretend to be able to estimate TOD very accurately. It's a joke, except that it sets up people to expect a real-life forensics expert to do things they can't possibly do.

      So, in the final analysis, it's a double-edged sword, but it's more bad than good, just because it spreads soooo much disinformation, without enough warning that "the science in this show is fake, fake, fake; you won't learn anything true; don't believe a thing you see here, this is written by a TV show hack without review for technical validity of any kind". Really, it should have that kind of warning, the science to these shows is so far off.

    3. Re:Full of bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Medical examiners were able to determine time of death fairly accurately even 50 years ago. Now better techniques exist that are able to give even more accurate results with minimum of work. In CSI they routinely use liver temperature measurement. It can be easily done with a simple electronic thermometer and it gives the time of death with an accuracy of 2-4 hours.

      http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/forensicfiles /t echniques/time_death.html

  17. More proof on unreliability of eye witness by mekkab · · Score: 4, Informative
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  18. This is Slashdot by deft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A population that loves Sci-Fi that includes a solution for everything byr eversing polarities.

    My buddy is a prop guy on CSI. For the most part the stuff they use is real, and he is trained on it... and then David Caruso is told how to use it by him.

    We can't start worrying about a little creative license when trying to tell a story... the point is made that smart can be exciting, even sexy without having to worry about following the instruction manual to the T.

    Kids will be inspired to learn about these things, investigate, solve puzzles either way.

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    1. Re:This is Slashdot by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Funny

      You also have to account for the chronotron particle count and muon flux flow.

      Jebus.

  19. Re:CSI by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, you don't get much more scientifically accurate than the X-Files. ;)

  20. Sway back towards balance... by RomSteady · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forensic evidence is one of the most powerful tools available to law enforcement because it is relatively irrefutable.

    While things may not work like they do in "CSI" in real life, the sway towards the forensic can only help ensure that the proper people get sent to jail.

    The popularity may also help increase funding for CSI departments nationwide. Most CSI departments are woefully underfunded and undermanned.

    Besides, just imagine if they had been able to get O.J.'s DNA or fingerprints off of the inside of those gloves...

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  21. CSI isn't bad by siskbc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As a chemist who's had a little forensics training, the science is not bad.

    As for the submitter's question, eyewitness accounts are usually the absolute worst forms of evidence. It's especially bad when the witness doesn't actually know the defendant.

    And I would say relevations regarding the liberties taken by cops with the Bill of Rights and Miranda have shaken faith in confessions more than shows like CSI have.

    I'd say that having juries full of self-styled experts based on TV knowledge ain't great. But it's better than it was in the 90's, when you could snow over a jury with science evidence debate they don't understand. Used to be an easy way to get reasonable doubt.

    All in all, I don't think education is a bad thing, and as I said CSI doesn't do a bad job. As long as the juries don't think they're experts, it should be OK.

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  22. This may be nitpicky... by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... but they overglamourize the job. The CSI people don't do the detective work... they do the crime scene work.

    For an even worse example of something similar, look at the show "Crossing Jordan" where a medical examiner is doing detective work (umm... your job is looking at and studying corpses).

    Maybe if the show had a detective, an ADA, and dedicated most of its time with the CSI team and showed how they interact with the other two, it would work better... think "Law & Order" with just a focus on CSI...

    Actually, Navy NCIS does a good job. Good combo of detective work and their medical examiner and CSI are both big parts of the show. Very nerdy aspects... not a lot of junk science.

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    1. Re:This may be nitpicky... by Hankenstein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      .. but they overglamourize the job. The CSI people don't do the detective work... they do the crime scene work.

      Just like sports are over glamorized and look how many kids are dying to get in the NBA/NFL/MLB/NHL.
      I would much rather kids go for the science thinking it is cool and then finding out it really is cool!

  23. How many of these positions are there? by Life2Short · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a faculty member at a small college, I cannot believe how many prospective and first year students approach me and tell me they are interested in forensic psychology, criminal profiling, etc.. How many of these jobs are actually out there? Aren't there only a few criminal profilers in the entire FBI? Is there any reason to expect that the number of job opportunities in this area are going to increase in the coming years? Fortunately college-level chemistry courses have a way of weeding out students quite quickly... If I had a penny for every poor pre-med student who took organic chemistry and then showed up in my office to ask me about psychology as a possible major... Heck, the only reason I went into Psychlogy was because of the old Bob Newhart show. I thought it would be great to be married to Suzanne Pleshette and live in downtown Chicago...

    1. Re:How many of these positions are there? by Infinity+Salad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LA Law was supposedly single-handedly responsible for the rescaling of LSAT (law school aptitude test, done on a curve and virtually mandatory for gaining admission) scores in the United States. So many people wanted to go to law school after the show came out that the top end of the LSAT's curve was flooded and needed to be broken down so that the schools could actually rank the applicants.

    2. Re:How many of these positions are there? by NaugaHunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is there any reason to expect that the number of job opportunities in this area are going to increase in the coming years?

      I imagine this would depend on whether the crime rate is rising or falling. Good luck getting a consistent answer to that. Every study will measure it differently, and the results will be used/reported depending on the answers wanted by whomever is quoting them.

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  24. Prosecutors have more to worry about by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If the net effect of CSI is more students taking science courses, then I say "go CSI!" I've never even watched the show, but this country desperately needs young scientists. This reminds me of the effect "Top Gun" had on Air Force (yes, Air Force) recruitment.

    As for prosecutors worrying about CSI making juries expect TV-like evidence, the judge sets the jury's expectations. In general, juries in the United States are seriously flawed due to the exemptions provided to most educated professionals. The bigger picture issues are more important than whether jurors are expecting to see CSI-style evidence.

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  25. Scary Inacuracies by bay43270 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I do notice huge technical issues (not the little ones like instant DNA and computerized fingerprint/palmprint searches), it makes me wonder how many people believe this stuff. Even worse, it makes me wonder what I've picked up from shows in other subjects and assumed to be based on fact. I catch things on CSI, but I don't know enough about medicine or law to know what's made up. How much of my perception of law is completely fictional?

    Just for fun, here are a couple of my favorite CSI science facts:
    - NTSC overscans allow you to see footage that takes place 30% outside the normal video
    - If you zoom in on a photo of a person, you can find a reflection in their eye. Zoom in on the reflection, and you can see facial features on the people standing behind the photographer.

  26. Only One Good CSI by BRock97 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The original CSI is my favorite, as I can't stand David Caruso from the Miami show, and CSI: NY it too new to form an opinion (which is slipping to dislike right now). My one wish is that they would do more theft type episodes and move away from all murder. Case in point was an episode last season that involved the theft of some priceless antiques. Awesome episode. Not a drop of blood, but the process of how the determined who was the thief was fascinating.

    That said, the CSI craze has caused an outbreak of stupidity. Recently, a friend received a stolen check where she works. Since she is the general manager of the store, she had to go to the bank and work out the details. The bank teller (besides being an ass) made the comment that my friend shouldn't "touch the check too often as they might get her fingerprints" and she would get in trouble. Honest truth, those were the bank teller's words. My friend responded with "CSI fan, eh?"

    I have another friend that can't stand the show on the grounds of how unrealistic it portraits criminal investigation. Being he was a prosecutor for numerous years, his main beef is that the CSI officers are never involved with the interrogation of the suspects and that the usually hand over their evidence to the investigating office. He then does all the foot work. He also says that the CSI folks don't carry firearms, but he concedes that might vary from office to office. He really dislikes the Miami show since the Caruso character is ordering police officers around all the time, which he says never happens.

    There you go, the $0.02 from some guy off the street.

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  27. Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, New Detectives... by ibpooks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I prefer the "real" forensic science shows on Discovery, TLC, and A&E. They tend to focus more on the hard work and real science involved in the forensic process than in the neat-hour-long drama. These shows usually have interviews with the actual detectives and scientists who work cases which I find interesting. CSI is boring; heavy on the drama, light on the science.

  28. Stupid cinematics!! by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Informative

    I love watching CSI as it is one of the more interesting crime shows, as well as the fact that it puts "science" in a more exciting role than "mad scientist", or crazy experiments.

    However, the one thing that bothers me the most about the show above all others, is the fact that they like to do autopsies in the dark. They have the autopsy theatre in the basement with no lights on except for a dim bulb hanging over the body. How do they expect to see any markings on the body that way?

    When I used to work as a researcher doing autopsies, we had a insanely bright room with white walls and lights that were brighter than the sun. Also, over the body we had a giant fume hood to take the smell away. And for forensic autopsies (which I have only observed), they usually have hoses washing over the bodies to keep the maggots from climbing over the area you are trying to examine.

    Other than that, I love the show.

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  29. We can only hope. by isaac · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions...

    We can only hope. A key lesson I took away from law school is that the unreliability of eyewitness testimony and the relatively high rate of coerced and/or false confessions present huge problems to the fair administration of criminal justice. Most of the cases of people exonerated by DNA evidence after serving years in prison were originally put away on faulty eyewitness testimony or coerced confessions.

    Of course prosecutors don't like forensic technology! Their job isn't to be fair, it's to convict at all costs. (Doesn't matter if it's the wrong person, as long as *someone* was convicted of the crime.)

    -Isaac

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  30. CSI discussed on NPR's All Things Considered by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Informative

    Back in May of this year, NPR did a story on the popularity of CSI, and how the show compares to the way investigations are carried out in reality. The differences are pretty stark, but the excuse is that reality doesn't make for a gripping crime drama.

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  31. Re:it's a good show by SageMadHatter · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think of Jurassic Park where the little girl is staring at the computer with some 3D file system view and says, "This is a UNIX system, I know this" and I realize that most shows are not very accurate. I imagine CSI's view of forensics is about as accurate as Jurassic Park's snapshot of UNIX. But it is entertaining anyway.

    That however was indeed a Unix system, running SGI's 3d File viewer called FSN

  32. Good by saddino · · Score: 5, Interesting

    worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts

    Eyewitness accounts are notoriously innacurate and misleading. A number of studies have found that people who witness criminal situations (and hence are under stress) cannot remember (and can even "invent" specifics about) the incidents.

    or even outright confessions,

    Confessions are also not reliable. Once again, under stress, an individual can be suggested to confess to thing he or she has not done (which is why you should take advantage of your rights and stay silent until your lawyer is present). A number of the cases that have recently been overturned by DNA evidence involved confessions. Yet years later we can prove these people are innocent.

    If these CSI-educated juries are prone to be more cautious in making decisions about guilt, then IMO it's probably a good thing.

  33. University of Tennessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I go there. I don't study anthropology for grad school but I know some who do. But so many kids want to be forensic anthropologists because of Bill Bass and the Body Farm that they have to tell them the cold hard facts: There are no jobs in the real world. Tennessee has less than 20 state forensic anthropologists working at any one time in a population of 5+ million. UT now trains cops to do the work at a summer academy. Academics do the research and develop the techniques and the cops implement them.

  34. Maybe if they get the science correct by hubie · · Score: 2
    I don't watch the show much, but one snippet I caught involved someone who fell out of a window (was it murder? was it suicide? hmmmm..). A couple of the CSI guys were talking about the fall and one wondered how long it took for the body to hit the ground. The other says, "Well, considering that terminal velocity is 9.8 meters per second per second, it took about three seconds."

    When you hear something like that, how am I supposed to buy into the biochem stuff (an area I am not too familiar with) they toss around?

  35. Shouldn't that be "Good for Criminals?" by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't know if these "realistic" crime shows are inspiring budding young scientists, but it sure is educational for non-stupid criminals (and although there are few of those percentage-wise, it is a large absolute number).

    I sure have cleaned up my evidence-leaving ways, seeing all the good tips on these reality shows.

    Heck, if the witness-relocation program didn't keep moving me about, I'd be caught by now, for sure!

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  36. Re:Inaccurate? by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Informative
    Isn't CSI just a darker "Quincy, M.E."?


    No, that's Crossing Jordan.


    But I like how on the cop shows, the cops do all the work, question witnesses, etc. Then on the detective shows, it's the detectives who work the evidence, question witnesses, etc.


    Then you have CSI, a show about the crime lab, and even after having an episode where one of the main characters says, "we're just the crime lab; we don't question witnesses," all the crime lab folks do the detective work, question witnesses, etc.


    Crossing Jordan, like Quincy, is about a medical examiner who, can you guess...follows up on evidence, searches crime scenes, questions witnesses, etc.

  37. Criminals by bar-agent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am actually more interested in how many criminals are getting way better at hiding their tracks, like the woman in the article.

    Like most Slashdotters, I read a lot of fiction and watch a lot of movies. There is so much out there about how to do a crime, do it right, and do it without a trace, that I really wish law-enforcement agencies the best of luck--because they desperately need the best of luck.

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  38. More Junk Science (Rant) by Other+Than+That... · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I actually watched whichever flavor of CSI comes on on Monday this week. I kind of kicked myself for watching the whole thing - an hour I'll never have back and such. It's not just the junk science though, it's the amount of time and reasources that these people seem to have. Here's just a few things that happend that episode:

    • In order to determine the cause of death, the person performing the autopsy Cut off the victims head and boiled it. Nevermind that he might have, oh, I don't know, a family that might want to have a funeral. Nevermind that there are other ways of looking at wounds, even nifty 3d ones. It's like they're desparate to shock people with their radical "scientific" techniques.
    • They wanted to figure out the seating at a speed dating meet, so they created a 3d computer replica of the bar, and then animated the people walking around from table to table. This was practically the sims. I'm thinking a sketch on a peice of paper, or if you wanted to show it to someone, a blackboard, would have done just as nicely, not taken nearly as much time (not that this did on the show, of course), and cost a lot less.
    • In order to determine the murder weapon, a researcher created six or so 'head models' and hit each of them once with a tool, then measured it. He didn't measure the tool mind you, he had to create these huge clay things and then wack them with it to tell if was the same size. And they never explained where he got the potential weapons
    • The victim's car had been vandalized with acetone. They didn't just look up how long acetone took to evaporate, they went out, got a bunch of acetone and a car hood, and tried it out themselves.

    All that, and the characters are fairly annoying and shallow. Expecially the main guy and his one liners: "Speed kills". It's like a licensed game, you figure you've got the name, so why spend time on effort, in this case, writers.

  39. Re:No Need to throw Insults by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Lawyers make the law more clear. Things can be simple or fair but not both.


    Lawyers help you navigate complex deals, interract with the diverse laws of states and nations, and can keep your rights from being overrun by the RIAA.


    Nicely worded, counselor. That neatly sidesteps the fact that lawyers were the ones who got the laws made so complex that noone but a lawyer can understand it. Convenient. I suppose it all depends on what your definition of 'is' is, or something similar.

  40. Death Investigators by sjbe · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have another friend that can't stand the show on the grounds of how unrealistic it portraits criminal investigation. Being he was a prosecutor for numerous years, his main beef is that the CSI officers are never involved with the interrogation of the suspects and that the usually hand over their evidence to the investigating office. He then does all the foot work. He also says that the CSI folks don't carry firearms, but he concedes that might vary from office to office. He really dislikes the Miami show since the Caruso character is ordering police officers around all the time, which he says never happens.

    My wife is a pathologist and as part of her training she had to take a death investigators course. According to her, death investigators do nothing but gather evidence. No more, no less. Their job is not to solve the crime but to make sure all the evidence is recorded, catalogued, transported to the appropriate labs as needed, etc. They are not permitted (in general) to try to make conclusions from the data; that's the job of the detective assigned to the case. You are right that firearms are generally not carried, they definitely don't order the cops around and they certainly don't drive around in brand new Hummers!

    Apparently applications for forensic examiners & assistant positions are up something like 100X in the last few years. Like JAG, Law & Order, ER and a bunch of other shows, CSI glamorizes a job that really isn't all that glamorous. I don't think it's entirely a bad thing, we do need people in those jobs but it isn't exactly giving people realistic expectations.

  41. but stroking the face? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I agree wholeheartedly, those are indeed the best gloves. But when David Caruso strokes his face while wearing them, I cringe. I was trained in a Human Genetics lab, which means any contamination was a major headache, and we used nasty chemicals all the time. So he was either contaminating evidence, or giving himself cancer.

  42. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by Jerf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can wavelet and fractalate and vigourously wave your hands in the air until the lift you generate pulls you alongside a cruising 747, but you can not get more information than exists out of an image.

    Most zooming algorithms suck, compared to the true content of the image, which is why we can do much better with our eyes. We know that is a "car", so we don't interpolate, say, a tire with jaggy lines, we know it is round.

    But ultimately, take a fuzzy, off-true "3" and "5" and zoom out/blur enough, and there is no difference between the two, thus, no way to "backtrack" to the original image. There is a fundamental limit, and CSI routinely passes it.

    You can play with contrast and brightness and sometimes retrieve a number or something. But your human eyes are already as good as you can expect at extracting a "3" from an image with suitable brightness and contrast. If you can't already see it, no magic algorithm is going to help. (I'm confident in this case our brains are close enough to optimal on this problem that no significant improvement can be made, even in theory, on still images.)

  43. Seinfeld parady by suso · · Score: 2, Funny

    That can't be good for science.

    That can't be good for anybody.

  44. Glamor forenics or OJ theatrics? by Cpl.+Beowulf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I'd rather have juries believe in the forensic sciences, even if they are exaggerated in their portrayal on television... This is a much better state of affairs than having juries exhibiting characteristics of the OJ syndrome where they totally discount science and instead believe "if it doesn't fit they must aquit."

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  45. Re:CSI by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's really sad is that after 7 seasons + of the highest quality documentary filmmaking people still don't believe in aliens.

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  46. ONE WORD: by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scritching.

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  47. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by lakeland · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You're 100% correct (of course). But try playing with some of the best software out there sometime.

    It is really amazing just how much information is in the low-res source file, encoded as slight changes in colour values. And the best software does an unbelieveable job of extracting that (making huge guesses along the way). Sure, the guesses do mean it will get it totally wrong occasionally and show things that were never there, but most of the time they're right.

  48. Re:CSI is terrible by FCAdcock · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well duh! Being nearly legaly blind (and since when do lawiers tell me when I'm blind?), I know that I'd rather take my glasses off if I were going to jump. That way I wouldn't know I was about to hit until a few feet before impact.

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  49. And what's up with the colorization? by barc0001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone else notice that all the outside scenes in the Miami offshoot are seen through a slightly orangeish filter, and the New York ones pass through a light bluish one?

    1. Re:And what's up with the colorization? by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2, Funny

      The best was in the cross-over Miami/New York episode. The crime scene in NY was all cold and blue looking, then it cuts to a shot of David in the same room and he is all orange and glowing.

  50. Re:jumped the shark by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Informative

    IIRC, the dube was spiked with dust.

    I have seen people do really weird stuf on dust.

    No cannibalism, though...

  51. Planted Evidence? by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You have to be very careful with the context of forensic evidence. I recently watched a show called "masterminds" where a jewel thief in Raleigh made a point of deliberately leaving behind tiny snippets of other people's hair, blood and skin, and tromping around the crime scene in huge boots leaving footprints that were 3 sizes too big, in order to throw off investigators. He was only caught when his fence tried to hawk part of the loot on EBay.

    The interpretation of results can be highly subjective. There was a famous case a few years back in Canada where a well known doctor accused of rape willingly drew his own blood sample for investigators, which came up negative. They were sure he was guilty, but couldn't figure out how he had faked the blood test, as they had seen him draw the blood sammple from his arm right in front of them. As it turns out, he later confessed that he had inserted a sealed, plastic surgical tube into his arm from a small (unseen) incision further up his forearm ahead of time that contained a sample of somebody else's blood.

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  52. Re:That's what I don't like about it by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

    As someone who has been forced to see every CSI ever, the Vegas series does not portray the Police as honest, hard-working or fair. Nor does it portray the Justice System are fair, why there was a Judge who was ordering evidence to be thrown out.

    There's been cops leaving thier post, cops shooting civilians, court clerks killing suspects, cops gambling on duty, cops taking hookers home and so forth.

  53. Good Lookin' Scientists in Vegas by srobert · · Score: 2, Funny

    I enjoy the show, but from watching it I now sadly realize that I'm not good-looking enough to be a scientist. I am relieved to know that Las Vegas is the location of such vibrant intellectual activity (since I live there).

  54. That's nothing... Last night on Law & Order... by cnelzie · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...my wife and I were watching a scene taking place in the SVU Precinct office and we both noticed, near the middle of screen right behind the officers a PC.

    My wife turned to me and said, "It looks like they need to update their Anti-Virus"

    Right in the center of the really busy screen was the Norton Anti-Virus "Update your Anti-Virus Definitions" window.

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  55. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://refocus-it.sourceforge.net/

  56. Re:Good show, somewhat unrealistic by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Informative

    And why do none of the CSI techs never wear headcover while leaning over a crime scene looking for evidence; hairs, dandruff, etc?

    It's a common site on modern British police procedurals-- everybody wears disposable white bunny suits at a crime scene.

  57. CSI by Koatdus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most TV show that suck. CSI sucks too. It is good for a chuckle if you really, really have nothing else to do and are too tired to go play on the internet.

    I always get a good laugh out of the magic scanner machine. They rinse a q-tip into a little test tube, put the test tube into a rack, the rack gets roboticaly loaded into a machine, there is a couple of seconds of the sound of a dot matrix printer, and the "tech" says in a serious voice, "It's a piece of rubber from the tire of a 1989 green chevy pickup truck! There were only 1000 of this model produced of which only 17 are still on the road and only one is registered in this state. The owner is the suspects sister!"

    At this point they confront the sister who admits that she really was in town after all and she did cut up the body, disolve it in lye, grid up the bones and throw the dust in the Atlantic, "but he was already dead."

    Since one of the teeth didn't get ground up all the way they are able to put the tooth back into the magic scanner (cue more dot matrix printer sounds) and show he really died of poisoning on tuesday when the sister said that she saw him alive on wednesday.

    They then connect to a national database that tracks the cash purchases of everyone in the country for the last 10 years (here we are treated to the sound of a 9600baud modem, dee,doo,deeeeeeeeee,doooo,dooooooooo!) to show that last August she bought some rat poison when she was in Chicago for a business trip and had an affair with the dead guy.

    They confront her again and this time she admits she did it. We get about 20 seconds of the main character finally on a date with the cute scientist from out of town when his pager goes off (no nooky for you) and its time to watch an ad for a new cure for erectile disfunction ( when a quiet time becomes the right time) .

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  58. Pipetting by dexter+riley · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love when they take a pipettor, dip into a large beaker of solution left open on their benchtops and pull back a half-full tip with air bubbles in it, with big droplets hanging off the side, then squirt some of it into an unlabeled test tube. The show is great, but as a biologist, I cringe every time they do that.

    Also, if you ever see a M.E. kneeling over my corpse, touching my hair and saying "oh, poor baby, who did this to you?" you have my permission to slap her! Or as David Caruso would say, "You have my permission...[dramatically puts sunglasses on]...to slap her."

  59. It's made life harder for cops... by erik_fredricks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to work in a really horrid section of Atlanta, and luckily, the local police were regular fixtures there. One night, I was talking to two officers when an older woman approached them, in near-hysterics, shrieking about how someone had broken the window to her house.

    They told her they'd take a report, but that there was no way to fingerprint glass that had been shattered into very tiny pieces, so the chances of capturing the bad guy were minimal.

    She then started screaming about a footprint that she found on the ground below the window and how she, "watches that CSI show" and knows that "they can make a plaster cast of the footprint" and whatnot. By the time she mentioned collecting DNA evidence, they were clearly getting bugged.

    Thing is, cops are getting this ALL THE TIME. Everybody, no matter how small the infraction, wants a forensics van and a crack team of government scientists to bring out the big machinery.

    More proof that television is rotting our brains.

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  60. Physical Anthropology - aka Forensics by jdbolick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many anthropology programs are already dealing with a glut of students envisioning themselves doing the kind of work they watch on CSI, but it hasn't been that much of a problem since it only takes one class for them to be disabused of the notion. Although I and other anthropology students have found those people to be something of a nuisance, it isn't really a serious issue since anyone who sticks with that major won't be under any illusion that their job will mirror what they've seen on television.

    (for the record I'm a cultural graduate and find physical/forensics to be incredibly dull)

  61. Fractalate by dexter+riley · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can wavelet and fractalate and vigourously wave your hands in the air

    Fractalate!
    Fractalate!

    How did you know this would be my new favorite word? Honestly, if you had used "wavify" instead of "wavelet", I would have mailed you a ham out of sheer glee.

  62. Please repeat after me by adolfojp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... it is just a TV show. It is an idealized version of reality. It is not meant to be a literal translation of forensic science. Not all forensic scientists are great looking, not all cases are solved... much less in a couple of days.

    If you judge these kind of shows with extreme severity you can also rule out ER, Law and Order and almost anything else. CSI IS NOT A DOCUMENTARY!

    These facts don't take away from the fact that it is a great show, with great writers and great actors. They manage to make it fresh everytime and the caracters are very well developed and motivate great empatic responses in the audience.

    McGuyver wasn't science fact or reality based either, but we ate it up every week.

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

  63. Of course it is. by back_pages · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And WWE is good for athletics.

    And TV shows about doctors convince kids to stay in school.

    And TV shows about violence convince kids to stay out of trouble.

    And COPS inspires the right people to join law enforcement.

    And sex on TV is good for healthy population growth.

    And American Media made me the genuine, sincere person I am today.

  64. CSI != real forensics :) by Kethryvis · · Score: 5, Informative

    I actually am taking a class in Forensic Anthropology this quarter (from a Board Certified Forensic Anthropologist even) and I have to say, while I knew a lot of the stuff on CSI et al was crap, I'm almost getting to the point where I can't watch them anymore. The very first thing my prof told us on the very first day is WE DO NOT SOLVE CASES. It was in huge caps on her slide. As forensic investigators, we gather evidence and provide it to the police. THEY solve the case. For instance, in class we have an assignment where we are given parts of a skeleton and we must analyze them and put our findings in a case report just like our prof would write for her cases. On a rib, I noticed a fracture. My job is to document the fracture, say whether it is ante-, pere- or post- mortum and what kind of injury it is consistant with. It is NOT my job to say that the guy was punched in the ribs by the assalant 'cause he wanted the guy's wife or whatever. My job is to say that I have observed a peremotrum fracture of the left fourth/fifth rib which is consistant with blunt force trauma and then explain why (the pattern of fracture, etc). It bothers me to see these forensic investigators getting all Dragnet everywhere.

    My prof actually discourages people from going into forensic sciences because really there aren't that many jobs. And she would know! Yes she's a well known forensic anthropologist working on some high profile cases (including the Peterson case) but she also teaches at a university. Doing case work is not her total bread and butter.

    I'll also say that a lot of the people in my class are very influenced by the CSI shows and think that forensic work is all computers and microscopes and pretty things. They don't realize they have to deal with dead and bloated bodies, gunshot trauma, and other things that you shouldn't be seeing in slides at 9:30 in the morning (this morning it was maggots. Needless to say, I didn't have anything with rice for lunch). I don't think CSI will have the dalmation effect for forensic sciences (ie, people saw 101 Dalmations and went out and bought dalmation puppies because they were OH SO CUTE.. only to realize that they couldn't deal with the breed and gave the dogs away), but I will say I have to deal with a lot of tarts in my classes who I'd rather kick to the curb since they just want to wear tight little tshirts look pretty like they do on CSI.

  65. inaccurate by DaFallus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This show has a record of being completely inaccurate. I know it is just a TV show and everything, but you have to admit that they are at least trying to uphold the image that this is how real cops solve real crimes.

    In a physics class I took in college we watched a few episodes so the professor could point out all the stupid inaccurate references. In one episode some worker fell off of a building and died because his drill shorted out and electrocuted him and he fell over the railing. The cop was talking about how he was falling at a velocity of 9.8m/s squared. He was obviously refering to the acceleration of gravity, or the writers don't know the difference between velocity and acceleration. That is just one example of how they take reality and bend it to make the show interesting and dramatic.

    Don't get me wrong though, I think it is interesting and fun to watch. Perhaps it might intrigue others and influence them to learn how things really happen. Either that or someone will copy one of the brutal murders off of the show...

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  66. CSI? MEH. by payndz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've watched a few episodes (I know people who are obsessive about it) but never got into it. Maybe it's the level of technology that puts me off. Whenever I've seen it, the cops seem to be using miraculous sci-fi 'whatever hardware' that would put Jack Bauer and CTU to shame - and they're out saving the world, not merely catching some low-rent murderer or safecracker!

    But then, I never got into Alias either, so I may not have typical Slashdot tastes. Jennifer Garner's just too hard-faced and bony for my liking...

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  67. Fan by SunPin · · Score: 2, Funny
    correct you are.


    The AC is obviously a fan of Yoda.


    There are no commercials in Star Wars.

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  68. Mmm...glee by dexter+riley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe "sheer glee" is the jelly-like substance that canned hams are packed in?

    If true, it would follow that sheer glee lies somewhere between solid glee and liquid glee. I would pursue this further, but all this talk of ham jelly is making me hungry and/or nauseous.

  69. Yeah, their tech editors suck by loraksus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Every time they bring up wifi or computers, I wince.

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  70. Whole picture by siskbc · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Let's talk about how easily and accurately one can estimate the time of death of a corpse, shall we?

    If you believe these shows, it's an easy and exact science. In reality, it's neither.

    I've never seen the show indicate that time of death is that easy - they tend to use the word "about," and often provide a reasonable window. I've seen tmies where they set it up so the time of death was muddy enough to just let the alibi stand, at which point they had to build a case using other evidence.

    If your 'little forensics training' indicates otherwise, please inform us... but if you really are trained, you'll know that these shows are quite wrong often on this detail.

    True, some shows better than others. I've found CSI to be a bit better than a lot of shows. I've also seen them explore some interesting research, for example the work derived from the professor at the University of Tennessee who runs the "body farm." They also throw cutting edge intrumentation on the show occasionally, such as an episode solved by an "electronic nose." I can personally say that treatment in particular was dumbed-down and unrealistic, because I develop such devices. But they can't go in depth on the show, for time constraints, so introducing such techniques is a good start.

    They are the first popular show that I know of to explain the science of what they're doing. They do sometimes get things wrong, but not usually, and the attempt is a good one. Blood spatter, glass fracture, and ballistics tests are examples of classic analyses they've introduced. Is it as easy as they set it up on the show? No, because you have to make it obvious to the viewer how it works.

    These are short TV shows, with TV show hack script writers and limited schedules. Facts are frequently bent to make a better story. Real forensics experts have a hard time watching these shows, they're so full of mistakes.

    I'm not saying CSI is a Nova special. I'm saying it's the best of TV fiction. And I think it has a net positive influence on people, if only that CSI has also made other, more informative nonfiction shows that much more popular. Shows that do in fact get the science right. And again, I don't usually see CSI portray time of death estimates as solidly as you suggest.

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  71. Very few, and most part time by stryders · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I took a class in forensic anthropology one summer as an elective. The professor had a Master's degree from the University of TN, and was the forensic anthropologist for a huge swath of western NY (at least a few million in population, not to mention lots of lakes a forests for things to be found in). Her day job was as a pathologist's assistant, because she only worked as a forensic anthropologist a few days a month when there was something to be done. Sure there were several full-time so called CSI's but they usually did very boring stuff.

  72. Next line... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Funny

    XANDER: Not on a regular VCR they don't

    According to Buffy, it's still possible to do this kind of crap, just not on a normal VCR.

  73. Re:Holy shit by Foolhardy · · Score: 2

    NCIS too. Gibbs (teh main character) can do no wrong. He storms into warehouses full of terrorists armed with AK-47s and greandes (they all miss), shoots a few shots from his pistol (it only takes 1 each) and walks away without a scratch. Not even his hair is messed up. He takes the most redicilous gambles and always wins. His hunches are always right, as proven by evidence later. He always hates the right people. He easily manipulates the evil (and stupid) terrorists without the reverse ever happening.
    Warrants be damned; he's above them.
    Illegal arrests and confinement? Illegal, taninted searches? Pah!
    He gets into pissing matches easily and always wins.
    Why doesn't he just put a bright spandex suit on?

    I stopped watching this show after about 2 episodes, although not all my friends seem to hate it as much, so I still catch the occational scene; to remind me why I avoid it.

  74. Re:Doesn't always happen by saider · · Score: 4, Interesting


    CSI is Scooby Doo for adults. I hate the fact that every single room has mood lighting and every line has to be dramatic. How do they see anything with the lights off?

    It started out pretty good. The sets were nice, the hallways looked like a typical government building and they would have those impromptu meetings in the breakroom. It had a much better "workplace" feel to it. Now they work in their decorated offices that are _huge_ and filled with specimens instead of the normal, two guys to an office with white walls and flourescent lights (maybe a fake plant for some greenery).

    They are trying to make every moment dramatic with lighting and script. Adding David Caruso to the cast is evidence of this. That guy does not have an off switch. I know nobody who acts like that - even the primadonnas in the lab laugh and spit food and behave like a human being most of the time. I don't watch CSI-Miami for that reason.

    I think they should also show it more like how they typically work - with multiple cases going on. The character might have one thats in court, one or two in the lab waiting on results, and a new one that they are getting assigned.

    The drama (and plot) should come from the interaction of the characters, not the science. The science should just be an interesting side show. When they started putting the science as the lead character, the show lost its appeal. If I want science, I'll watch Nova. I do not trust Hollywood with scientific accuracy.

    Anyway, enough CSI bashing. CSI is on - Gotta go!

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  75. And a mandatory pipet for everyone by Mars+Ultor · · Score: 2, Funny

    On a related note, as a graduate student in a biosciences lab, I always chuckle when I see one of the CSI lab techs at a bench - without fail there's a pipettor used in most episodes. Usually dispensing some sort of coloured mystery liquid. Obviously it can't be science without your trusty pipette in hand.

    Seriously, any other science geeks get a kick everytime they see a lab coat and pipette?

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  76. Simple Color Psychology by RedBear · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think I read about that in an article on CSI:Miami. It's just color psychology. Most people don't consciously notice the color cast, they just think the reddish place is getting more direct sunlight and is thus hotter (Miami) and the bluish place is getting more overcast/shade type light, thus colder weather (New York). It gives each show a different "feel". Same thing happens in the photography field. Look up color balance, color psychology and white balance.

    You probably don't realize it but a lot of the commercial images and things you see on TV are passed through a slightly reddish filter or white balanced on a slightly blue object (thus subtracting blue, the same as adding red) to "warm them up". It makes skin tones look more vibrant and everything looks more inviting and appealing, psychologically speaking. That's why things on TV often look more "real" than the everyday things you see around you. Apparently the general public doesn't like the drabness of color accurate reality.

  77. This reminds me of radar by trigggl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My class and lab were a while ago, so bear with me. Radar sends out a pulse that bounces off of objects and radiates in all directions. That radiation returns to the radar antenna at a greatly reduced level. That level is usually going to be lower than the level of static. With one radar pulse, you would see nothing. If the results from 10 pulses are added together the object in the distance will become very obvious. That's because static will average to 0 theoretically. The return pulse will add up faster than the static. I did a lab on this for which I still have the o-scope images downloaded in a report on a floppy. As well as this method works, it can only help so much. If a return pulse is too low it will not grow faster than the static as it is added up. The lower the return level the more pulses you need to see it.

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  78. Re:Doesn't always happen by Ghent99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It makes me want to scream, "Turn on the fucking lights you retards!"

    I always got the impression that this is done intentionally, for a variety of reasons:

    • Colors are more vibrant and details stand out better when thrown into sharp contrast.

    • For instance, finding a small piece of something in a rug with a light on can be fairly hard since your brain has to interpret all that visual information. However, if the area is dark, and you shine light around, the object is much more visible due to the sharp contrast. You'll notice this is why they use flashlights even in well-lit areas at times.

    • Turning on the lights may disturb the crime scene.

      Who knows what's happening when they first get there. All clues and evidence are important, and for all one knows, turning on the lights might disturb something. Granted, this is reaching, buut that's the point. They try not to change the environment as much as possible so they don't contaminate anything. Again, reaching, but what if said killer left a blood spot on the bulb of the lamp in a room with the victim and Joe Schmoe Crime Lab Investigator comes in and snaps on the light... oops.. there goes the DNA sample that just burned up from the heat of the lighting coil in the lamp.

    Each one of those reasons alone would be enough for me not to just turn on the light.

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