Adding Pizazz to Your RAM
EliteTEK noted that Extreme Tech is running a review of some fancy new
illuminated DDR RAM. This one actually has a 10 char alphanumeric display that normally displays stats on your system, but with their software can display anything you like. It's about time that people can read RSS feeds on their RAM.
At first, I thought "Why woudl my RAM want Pizzas?" Then I read the article, and I still thought "Why?"...
Really. This is "Hardware Hacking"?
For those of you that just cannot get enough bling bling... we bring to do, "Das blinken RAM!"
We need more blinky lights(functional or not). That way we can retro-ize our computers to look like big glitzy units shown on 1980s Tv shows and movies. Sign me up!
Wouldn't you get roughly the same thing by just glueing some display to the RAM, for something like a quarter of the price?
Would the light and circuity required to drive it increase electrical noise. If it does, yoru scrolling a message on the display could start to flip bits which would be interesting.
This seems to the the Manufacturers ricing equivelent of Gentoo.
(Except that gentoo actually does something useful).
And before I but Gentoo is teh R0x0r.. I am very happily running it as I write this.
I have never had a case where I could actually see the RAM very well. It's useually hidden in behind cables (which a case modder would have fixed) and behind drives. Not to mention that it stands up in the RAM slots, so that the face of the RAM isn't even viewable.
It would be cool if there were a case with RAM mounted in the front (like in a drive bay) and had a window that showed through into the "RAM bay", I could see a lot of modders liking that, but the latency from the bay to the MoBo seems like it would hurt the performance of the RAM.
I'll keep my current RAM, thank you very much.
Which company will be the first to put ads on that thing?
Like we don't have enough power consumption problems already... For a decent gaming system we need a 450watt+ power supply, now with nVidia's requirements of a couple free power dongles and the massive storage capacity of the new hard drives, we need more power then ever... it won't be long until 1000 watt power supplies are standard in your e-machines POS paperweight boxes... I don't get it, what's the point in wasting precious power to have your RAM say somethign like "I R teh 1337 h4xx0r" But maybe that's just me...
...don't give a shit about case mods and flourescent lights and blinky RAM, just like how real car enthusiasts don't adorn piece-of-shit imports with stickers and tacky wings. It's all about what's under the hood, not how pretty it looks on the outside.
People who waste money on this nonsense should be ridiculed by us proud, genuine nerds.
"Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
These things look just like the old PII & PII slot chips.
:)
In next weeks article I'll be showing you how to turn a stick of ram, a serial cable, an LED array and an old PII into one of these babys using a glue and a dremmel
Wouldn't it be easier to watch a ticker on your keyboard? I'm sure the next 'big mod' will be putting a full-sized LCD against that big window in your case. No.. wait.. that's a Mac.
--- Dan
Why would I want to buy memory that eats up 2 slots of space for a single chip. Seem they would have to tier the LED modules in order to utilize all of the memory slots.
No offense to any of you clear-side-panel, rounded cable, enthusiasts out there, but isn't tricking out your computer a little bit like ... you know what, no, I'm not even going there. So, I assume you'll all be racing in your Civics with the coffee-can exhaust and Type 2 stickers to the store to pick up these bad-boy memory sticks. I hear they add 4 Mhz.
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... memory mapped? ;-)
Here's an actual review:
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and here's a better picture:
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...except it won't be giving you the latest news headlines and sports scores.
The hell it won't.
*tappity, tappity, linux scripty*
There. Scrolling stats on the ever-changing size of Britney's bosom.
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I agree with you to a point, the functionality of my PC is what comes first. But looking at the aesthetic of Apple computers and the growing amount of pretty cases out there, people want their appliances to look nice, or at least not look completely out of place in their homes.
Now there are some pretty ugly cases out there, giant flashing LED monstrocities with bad car paintjobs and racing stripes, but some people are making interactive sculptures that have computers inside them and I don't think that's negative at all.
The question is, can the RAM move to the funky beat of the music like my speakers' LEDs ?
This is somewhat similiar to Corsairs older XMS RAM that has LEDs to indicate memory activity. The thing is it look kind of flashy, but its completely useless as an accurate measurement, and you have to look deep into the case to see it anyways. May as well just install some pointless LEDs in there that have nothing to do with RAM.
I remember a boss I had once who was so proud that he built his own pc. He had soldered all the sockets on the board and pressed the chips into the sockets.
I also remember thinking "That's not building a pc", that's building a kit, so what. I built my second computer (first computer was a kim 1) with wirewrap and and handful of parts on clearance from radio shack (8080 et al).
PCs are just not truly "hackable" by the average hobbiest anymore. I'm not lamenting the loss, it isn't important. What I'm saying is that calling people who stuff crap into their computer case a "hacker" is about the same as calling someone who puts rim covers on their car a "mechanic".
PCs are appliances and talking about how people are "modding" them is about as interesting as talking about how people are "modding" their toasters.
I can't wait for a stick of RAM that has spinning sprewells on it (bling bling).
Despite my dislike of LAN parties, I invested a few bucks in locking screws, and have a case that can't be taken apart without taking said screws out...
Its not the best security, but coupled with a very loud case-intrusion alarm, its not too bad.
-Adam
Ads flashing on your ram???
who knows...or how about porn on your ram?
think about it...the possibilities are endless.
however, i would avoid the pat robertson sermon on my ram.
Is it 5:30 yet?
the amount of heat some of these things generate nowadays, you could probably use your RAM to warm up that slice of pizza you left out last night. Maybe even cook a fresh one!
and i thought HL2 modded cases were useless... I really didn't see this one coming. Some people just have to much time on their hands....
With a big character set, you could do the Matrix scrolling characters through the RAM, which has a certain geeky appeal.
ASCII porn within your computer, mentioned above, has its appeal, but since you're not likely to have more than, say, four rows by 16 columns, it's pretty low-res even for ASCII art.
With scrolling, though, it would be sort of an ASCII peephole.
Design for Use, not Construction!
Wait til next year when they come out with CameraRam.
Rather than using a heat sync you use your RAM to cook micro pizzas. The heat is dissipated and consumed by the user in the form of 7mm circular pizzas. Betty Crocker eat your heart out.
;-(
Well, something close to this has been done, only on car engines. The book's out of print, unfortunately, and you'll have to pay almost $50 for a used copy
With the power dissipation of processors these days, they can easily play a toast-r-oven to your six cylinder's stove.
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Why woudl my RAM want Pizzas
With RAM prices so silly I have been buying pizzas and not RAM. It is myself that wants the pizza and a 1GB RAM stick buys a lot of pizza.
When the fan stops spinning do the rims still spin?
That's like putting a VTEC sticker on the bottom of your muffler.
It's gay, and it's stupid.
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"...except it won't be giving you the latest news headlines and sports scores." Ha, we'll see about that...
Sounds like a great target for a virus - !nF3><0r somebody's machine, but give no sign other than scrolling a message across the moron's RAM:
D!5 DuMFu!< w@573d h!z $$$ 0n D!5 D!5Pl@Y !n573D 0f @ V!RU5 5c@nn3r! L@m3R!
www.eFax.com are spammers
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Yeah, case modders who do things like this are about as close to real "hackers" as were the kids in the hilarious and eponymous 1995 movie i'm sure we've all seen...remember that, where sysadmins sit in front of giant room-size screens that flash the password "GOD" over and over, and where hackers spray paint their laptops? Maybe the people who got the idea to mod RAM in this manner watched that movie and that's where they got all their hardware hacking ideas from. Personally, I feel that (with the exception of truly artistic case mods, like those posted above) "real" hackers/nerds/whatever shouldn't waste time to do any superficial aesthetic hardware mods beyond stuff like ripping the Dell sticker out of your monitor/case and replacing it with a linux one, or something along those lines.
My computer needs to make more internal "beep boop boop beep" noises.
That's easy, get a radio nearby it and set it to an unused frequency. It was always fun to hear my TI-99/4A make all sorts of fun noises(not exactly of the beep boop beep variety) when I was doing various operations.
One just might be able to make music out of it. I think it was done once.
A real-time MD5SUM of the ram or...
0xFEEDFACEDEADBEEF
ISTM that if you have to physically take your computer somewhere, you are missing something quite fundamental about this internet thing.:-)
And taking a computer to a party,... well... come on guys, beer and a MOTAS is traditional and hard to improve on.
_O_
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by shitting all over a person's sense of pride in doing something on their own
so what some are calling "hacking" may not really be hacking as you define it, sure
but maybe those people are the same people who go on to delve even deeper under the hood and wind up being hackers in the sense you mean it many years later: by following their sense of wonder and curiosity
and if they ever do arrive there, they won't have your ivory tower holier-than-thou snobbery to thank for that now will they?
what you should be doing is encouraging other people's curiosity, but instead you stand there and shit on it
so while you debate what really is the right definition of the word "hacker", i think i've found a new definition in my book of the word "asshole"
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
I personally agree with your opinion on asthetics vs functionality, but I don't think you can stretch that to a generalization.
I've worked as a technician at drag races, and the best amateur racers, with the best cars on the track, kept their cars immaculate and beautiful as well. Now, they weren't putting stickers on piece of shit imports, but the best case modding nerds out there aren't putting decals on old steel Packard Bell cases either.
Your primo case-modders are more like Paul Teutul, and I don't know many bikers who are going to ridicule the Orange County Chopper crew.
The television will not be revolutionized.
A rivet gun with aluminum pop rivets would work great. Replacing screws with rivets would be enough a deterent to prevent others from secretly probing inside. A rivet gun and a variety pack of rivets costs about $6. The aluminum being much softer then steel would not damage the threads and screws could be put back in place when you need to get into it yourself.
Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
Cheap plastic bolt-on spoilers and aerofoil wings for small hatchbacks with 1100cc engines?
Stick Men
> I also remember thinking "That's not building a pc" ...
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> PCs are appliances and talking about how people are "modding" them
Sort of like games nowadays. Nobody writes them any more. Everyone just mods the ones he buys.
It wouldn't be as cool as you think, modern OS's gobble as much RAM as possible to help speed things up by cacheing common requests from the disk. It would most likely confuse people: "why is my RAM almost totally full when I'm really not doing anything besides playing this huge divx file?"
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I'm sure this will be posted about a hundred times, but what's the point of having a programmable display on the ram?
Why not have a separate programmable display you can put anywhere? You used to be able to get a programmable LCD display for the Amiga, it plugged into the parallel port and you could use the system's built in scripting to display anything, so you could have the CPU load, available ram, time remaining in your ray-tracer rendering or even the subject of your most recent unread email. Now that was cool and useful at the same time.
This just seems to be the LAN party equivalent of a 12" tail pipe
Bullshit. They've never been easier; you're dismissing USB, serial, and parallel ports, along with I2C, among other things. All are quite easy to interface with (probably the easiest is parallel, since you can use it as 8+ digital IO lines...with suitable current draw protection of course!)
I would counter that the development of inexpensive microprocessor systems like the Basic STAMP, the Rabbit, etc which usually have (or come with) libraries to talk to other stuff have made interfacing things easier than before. No hard-coding in assembly that routine to do serial to your Apple IIe.
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The same idiots probably put huge spoilers on the rears of their front-wheel-drive cars.
Proverbs 21:19
The reason there's only 10 display characters on the RAM?
Because DDR songs only go up to 10 feet, silly.
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Is it flamebait for me to call you all snobs? Cant be any more flamebaitish then making fun of case modders. Case modding is just a different subculture within geekdom and you should defend your brothers. Granted, it is a lesser position in the kingdom, but we can't all be haxors now can we?
People looked at the beige boxes and wanted something different, just like SOMEONE looked at minix and wanted something different. Sure you dont NEED the lights or extra fans, but you could say the same for X, or a graphical browser, or color monitors.
I do remember a certain app when i first started using linux. It was a pair of eyes that followed the mouse. Hmm... now that is a program that certainly deserves my time and attenti... DELETED!
IMHO they connect the display to the i2c interface present on all modern rams. This is usually being used to read the ram modules configuration eeprom, but people have already attached other things to this port via a simm shaped interface board.
I wonder if this could interfere with other on board hardware connected to the systems i2c bus.
Might be slightly entertaining to have it say "Warranty VOID" so when people break the seal on the case they know right away ;-)
It looks just like the led displays on a number of mainframe memory boards from way back.
I felt so nostalgic that I hooked up my old KSR-33 to type this, but Slashdot's lameness filter kept complaining about all upper-case.
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What I want to know is, how come I can hardly ever find a store that stocks any RAM faster than PC2700, when the PC I bought over a year ago uses PC3200.
And when I do find a rare supplier of 3200, why does it still cost $250 per gigabyte, the same price it was in 2003? Are we facing another chip shortage? Have we hit a wall in terms of fabrication capability and efficiency? Is that why RAM manufacturers are turning to case-mod gimmickry to maintain sales instead of real technological advances?
Let me add to the string of "I don't get it" replies.
I get case modding. I understand and appreciate those who try and build beautiful cases, like the Art Deco HTPC or all the cool stuff on Mini-itx.com: It's an artistic or creative pursuit.
That's great--there will always be people at different levels of any field: There will be engineers at racing and car companies with CFD and simulation, the guy who builds custom hot roads, and the guy who airbrushes artwork on the side of vans. That parallels the people who design supercomputers, or the guy who hand built their first computer out of discrete logic, the guy who builds neat cases. There will also always be the guy who lamely screws on some parts he ordered from the "custom performance" shop. That's fine, we all have different abilities or interests.
But what I don't understand is all the case mods with the ugly window, the garish neon lights, and the crazy colours. It looks so...crass. Looking for a new case for my PVR, I tried hard to find a case that wasn't ugly. Apparently such cases do not exist for under $100 Canadian.
Is it me, or are these things just ugly!? Like, a giant perspex case with neon bulbs? You couldn't find something so tacky this side of Las Vegas.
These RAM displays not only seem ugly (you'd expect a stock quote or "Now Serving Customer 87" to scroll by) but they even seem like they keep you from adding extra DIMMs because they overhang the adjacent slot.
How is it easier to look inside the side of your case at the RAM, than to open the task manager in Windows or run top/free or look at Gkrellm in Linux?
What? You don't have a coffee can attached to your CPU fan to make it cool better and run faster?
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How ever did I survive without this for so many years?
We need more blinky lights(functional or not). That way we can retro-ize our computers to look like big glitzy units shown on 1980s Tv shows and movies.
Who was paying attention to the lights?
What we really need is Erin Grey from Buck Rogers standing next to our computers in her skintight, shiny blue flightsuit.
Screw the lights! I want a space disco with slave girls.
everyone has to begin somewhere
it would be interesting for your younger, less-experienced self to meet someone as elitist as you are now, and then ask that younger version of yourself what they think of what you have become
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
and a "Marketing Guy" interview
http://www.legitreviews.com/article.php?aid=139
"He's a real midnight golfer"
Acquire an LCD monitor that will accept a 75mm or 100mm wall adapter (like this).
Acquire 1" wide aluminum stock (available at Lowes or other DIY places).
Create brackets that look like a large, squared-off letter J: the horizontal piece is meant to be the width of your mid-tower case; the short vertical piece goes toward the back of the case; and the longer vertical piece goes toward the front:
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|__| (The picture is backwards/inverted 'cause the ASCII art was easier that way. Use your imagination.)
Drill holes in the long vertical part of the brackets to match the holes on the back of the LCD monitor.
Use appropriately-sized machine screws to mount the monitor on the brackets.
Hang the LCD on the side of the mid-tower.
No "profit" - sorry.
Your success will depend in part on the weight of the LCD (so 20" might not work - 15" should be okay).
I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
As silly as the thing sounds, it could be quite useful in, say, a standalone box used as a router or rack server or whatnot, to enable some sort of mini display without having to get a fancy specialized mini-display.
Beige box, dank room, brown shoes. Why? Not everyone enjoys a minamal existance. Come out into the sunlight and enjoy all the differant colors that before you thought only existed on your monitors. Let the people who have a little fun in life alone. Not everyone thinks that women in flannel p.j.s is good enough. Same woman but for makeup and silk.
How useful.
And I wouldn't let someone else talk me into buying it for them either just because they want to look cool either. Look cool with your own money!
Just because we can do something, doesn't always mean we should.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
And if it's a display, that's not even purely cosmetic. You can do something with it.
But I just don't get the side-window thing and all the spinoff stuff (like this) that has happened as a result. Side windows don't look cool. They look stupid.
To put it another way, this isn't like putting a spoiler on your Civic. This is like putting a lawn gnome and some pink flamingos on your Civic. Oh shit, I hope I didn't just give someone ideas..
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1.21 Jigawatts?
every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
If you don't pay $30 after a month, it starts displaying ads as well as defamatory messages such as "My other computer runs Windows ME"
which means, you can run it faster...
every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
This is just stupid. You are meant to look at the screen not the computer - if you know what to do with it that is... OTOH when will we see the first "ratcomputer", and I mean a real one not the frequently /.ed HL2 with fake-rust-and-too-many-phony-fan-knobs.
May be dip a G5 in salt and acid and weld a couple of rusty cutterwheels on the side?
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I won't read anything with a headline of "pizazz." Surely it must be the oldest cliche around. Just what is "pizazz?" My dictionary says it was first used in 1937. Since I assume you mean to indicate something new and flashy don't you think you could come up with something better than a word from 1937?
Nothing personal mind you. I've just never understood the use of this musty word to indicate something new and exciting. Then again maybe it's just me.
This is just what I need for all my servers. I can put the hostname on the first stick and the root password on the second stick! No more post-it's stuck to the panel door! ;-)
if it has enough segments to display "SUCKER!"
Would this be a way to get a nice little compact status display on a gumstix or similar tiny embedded machine? Ten characters could work for some things, even text editing with ed if you are really desperate.
The Connection Machine CM-4 (http://www.corestore.org/cm5.htm) had tons of LED's that generally indicated system status (e.g. CPU activity), and were both nice to look at and sometimes useful for debugging (you could see inefficient communications patterns, which really slow things down when using thousands of CPU's). But the LED's were actually controlled by Z80's (!) that could be programmed independently, to scroll messages, play pong, etc.
So sure, your PC may have 4,095 CPU's fewer (heh, heh) but it can have a nifty LED display wired into the RAM... one more step
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