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Carbon Dating & The Shroud of Turin

BlackTyranny writes "The Shroud of Turin, carbon dated in 1978 by a team of scientists, may be far older than originally thought. Raymond N. Rogers, a retired chemist from the University of California-operated Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico, part of the original team, used samples given to him in 2003 from the Cardinal of Turin's scientific advisor. Roger's contends that the carbon dating might be faulty because "the people who cut the sample didn't do a very good job of characterizing the samples," that is, taking samples from many areas of the cloth." I think the shroud 'Patch' may be made of the big foot suit. ;)

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  1. And on the back... by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Made in Taiwan,
    80% Cotton,
    20% Polyester,
    Dry Clean Only."

  2. Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "I think the shroud 'Patch' may be made of the big foot suit ;)"

    And we should care why?

  3. dating by dankelley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, most of my dating is faulty also. Oh, carbon, you say. Nevermind.

    1. Re:dating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? You normally date silicon-based lifeforms?

    2. Re:dating by Freexe · · Score: 0

      for it to be faulty you have to have had it in the first place!

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    3. Re:dating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Silicon, yes - lifeforms no... Its amazing what Silicon can be molded into now days.

      Of course, some people believe blow up dolls are real.

    4. Re:dating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, some people believe blow up dolls are real.

      You think people just make up stories about them like with Santa Claus?

    5. Re:dating by CYberPhreak · · Score: 1

      No no... it still works... I too have trouble dating carbon based life forms.

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    6. Re:dating by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it's not very comfortable to date non-carbon lifeforms. Chafing, and all, y'know.

    7. Re:dating by AnotherFreakboy · · Score: 1

      Your dating would probably go much better if you got your date some shiny, shiny carbon.

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    8. Re:dating by thecardinal · · Score: 1

      Once I accurately dated a woman .. she gave me a slap for not being "flattering" about her age.

  4. Authenticity by milohanrahan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's pretty generally accepted already by all those without blind faith that the piece of fabric known as the Turin Shroud is not what Jesus was wrapped in. Further experimentation with and investigation of it seems to me an extraordinary waste of money.

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    1. Re:Authenticity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes. It's a forgery from the middle-ages. That this even comes up again is surprising. What's next? "Piltdown Man Might Be Real, Crackpot Says!"?

    2. Re:Authenticity by turgid · · Score: 0, Troll
      But with strong experimental evidence and good communication we can chip away at the power that the tyrants hold over those with blind faith.

      The fewer people in this world with blind faith, the better.

    3. Re:Authenticity by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, I don't see it as a waste of money, if this is important to people.

      Science is not a set of conclusions, it is a set of procedures. As such if the original tests were worth doing, then questioning the results of the original test are potentially worth doing. If the original tests are not be questioned in principle then the conclusions of those test can't be regarded as scientific, can they?

      From a purely scientific standpoint, the scientific value of retesting this artifact lies in the basis for doubting the original conclusions. Naturally, if the basis for doubting that is religious faith, then there is no scientific value in doing so. But if there are technical reasons to believe that the original procedure was incorrect, then there is certainly merit in reexamining the conclusions.

      By way of analogy, there is no scientific merit in reexaming work done to trace the antiquity of our mitochondrial DNA heritage based on an extrapolation of the world's age in the Bible. But, doing so on the basis that the original work may have overestimated the rate of mutation is a totally different kettle of loaves and fishes.

      Naturally, the fact that this process would be of great interest to Young Earthers is, or at least should be, irrelevant.

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    4. Re:Authenticity by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Further experimentation with and investigation of it seems to me an extraordinary waste of money.

      you obviously have never actually done anything related to science, history, or government.

      We had this thing that we thought something about. We ran a test, that told us we were wrong. Someone looked at our test, and said "you may have done that wrong." So, the logical thing is to *do another test.*

      That's not blind faith -- that's science.

    5. Re:Authenticity by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      By definition the so called "strong experimental evidence" would be useless on those with blind faith.

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    6. Re:Authenticity by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      It's easier to believe something in the absence of any evidence than it is to believe it in the presence of contrary evidence. Strong experimental evidence against someone's faith is stronger than a simple "there's no reason to believe".

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    7. Re:Authenticity by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1
      It's pretty generally accepted already by all those without blind faith that the piece of fabric known as the Turin Shroud is not what Jesus was wrapped in. Further experimentation with and investigation of it seems to me an extraordinary waste of money.

      How does the second follow from the first? Maybe they are not trying to 'prove' Jesus or whoever was wrapped in it, but just trying to find out how old the thing really is. Lots of old artefacts are dated. This one is rather controversial, why not put some extra effort in it?

    8. Re:Authenticity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was pretty generally accepted that the world was flat and that the sun revolved around the earth. You 'scientists' really irritate me sometimes. General acceptance is not what makes something scientifically approved or not.

    9. Re:Authenticity by eluusive · · Score: 1

      Using your logic, you should go out, make lots of forgery artifacts and then prove them to be fake! That'll fix those darn Christians!

      Maybe if you do it enough, everyone will give up religion!

    10. Re:Authenticity by wealthychef · · Score: 1

      Um, they absolutely ARE trying to prove its authenticity, don't kid yourself.

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    11. Re:Authenticity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was pretty generally accepted that the world was flat and that the sun revolved around the earth.

      Actually, that was church doctrine! And if you tried to say otherwise... queue the inquisition!

    12. Re:Authenticity by turgid · · Score: 1
      By definition the so called "strong experimental evidence" would be useless on those with blind faith.

      True, however those whose faith was not totaly blind might be able to change their minds and see through the charade. Peer pressure can be quite powerful, especially among teenagers who are especially susceptible to recruitment into extreme political organisation and religious cults.

      Let me ask you a question. What sort of people are suicide bombers? Young men and boys (sometimes even young women) with blind faith in a religion, but more often a "religious leader" who is really a madman.

      I won't restrict my criticism to Islam. The "Christians" do it too. I use the word "Christian" in inverted commas since often there isn't much christianity (tolerance, forgiveness, compassion) in what these people do.

      The fewer people following religious dictators and tyrants the better.

      I for one would like to see AIDS acknowledged as being caused by a virus, and not evil spirits, mental illness seen for what it is and not demonic posession, contraception being cheap and freely availble etc. etc.

      Many of the world's problems are caused by ignorance of the facts, politics, dictatorships, tyranny, and blind faith.

      I'll reiterate: the less people in this world with blind faith, the better.

    13. Re:Authenticity by yanestra · · Score: 1
      It's pretty generally accepted already by all those without blind faith that the piece of fabric known as the Turin Shroud is not what Jesus was wrapped in. Further experimentation with and investigation of it seems to me an extraordinary waste of money.
      Long time ago, it was pretty generelly accepted that the earth is the center of the planet system, not say the whole universe.
    14. Re:Authenticity by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is strong experimental evidence against your theory :)

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    15. Re:Authenticity by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      You're right; I meant to say that it's true of some people, but obviously not all.

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    16. Re:Authenticity by 1HandClapping · · Score: 1
      It's not a waste of money.

      It is a tremendous piece of history whether it is 500 or 2000 years old.

      No one know for sure how it was created. I'm leaning towards it being a camera obscura photograph of Leonardo daVinci. Primative photo-sensitive chemicals where know about in Asia during his time. If this learned and brilliant man found out about them (or came up with them on his own) he could easily have produced the shroud.

      That being said, if the critic of the dating is correct, then it is a valid criticism. Dating the patch proves little.

    17. Re:Authenticity by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      ... he could easily have produced the shroud

      If so, have we been able to duplicate it?

    18. Re:Authenticity by Temsi · · Score: 1

      Actually, I saw an interesting piece on The Discovery Channel where they wondered if this was in fact an ancient photograph using camera obscura, and they actually did tests which provided results strikingly similar, including the fact that the subject has a lower torso and forearms of a length monstrously disproportionate to the rest of the body, due to the cloth not hanging straight, and the fact that if it was in fact a shroud, it would show more three dimensional distortion in the "imprint".
      To see what I mean, put flower or something on your face, take a wet cloth and lay it on your face, and look at the imprint on the cloth. You'll see a much wider imprint of your face than if you were just looking straight on, like in a photo...

      Some came up with the idea, based on the then believed to be accurate carbon dating, that the shroud might be a practical joke, a self portrait photo made by Leonardo Da Vinci... (the shroud actually looks remarkably like his self portrait if you overlap them).

      Anyway...
      If their reasoning for going ahead with this was trying to get an answer that fits their religious beliefs, then that's absolutely the wrong reason.
      If it was indeed that they detected flaws in the original testing, then it's the right reason.

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    19. Re:Authenticity by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, the procedure for creating the shroud as being a photographic image has been duplicated successfully.

      Near the bottom http://www.petech.ac.za/shroud/isthe.htm

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    20. Re:Authenticity by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

    21. Re:Authenticity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is not important where the justification comes from, as long as the science is conducted properly. The reason why you do it can be anything.

    22. Re:Authenticity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty generally accepted already by all those without blind faith that the entity known as Jesus never existed.

    23. Re:Authenticity by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      I'll be honest, I wouldn't care if I *knew* that the Shroud of Turin had once benn wrapped around Jesus' body.

      I am a Star Trek fan, yet I'm not going to get a hard-on knowing that I've touched something that Gene Rodenberry once slept on, defecated in, etc., and, yes, I think the comparison is fair. I know that there are Roman Catholics who get erections when they are in the presence of the bones of dead "Saints," and that just creeps me out.

      Anyone care to explain this particular fetish?

    24. Re:Authenticity by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Look, I had a housemate who had a dog that got a hard-on when I waved a Bar-S smoked sausage at him. This was a 140 lb dog, too, so it was really pretty creepy. Anyway it's an object of intense fervor and desire, and some people are just wired that way. If I had to explain why giving a woman with a hot ass a spanking makes me sport wood I'd have to just say that I don't know jack shit about neurochemistry, and to leave my personal life out of this :D

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  5. Damn! That means I have to accept the possibility. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that God made the entire universe universe, impregnated some woman on a the third planet from a very insignificant star and then let the resulting offspring get killed. I'd come to the conclusion this story wasn't true but now the Turin shroud dating is in question I have to revise my view of the entire universe again. Really, can't these archaeologists get their act together. The indecision is killing me.

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  6. patch by rigelstar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Who decided to patch the shroud along the way?

    1. Re:patch by DingerX · · Score: 1

      They weren't going to, but legal insisted, citing the liability problems caused by sudden onset of sight, hearing, use of limbs, and so on. This has been a problem in the relic industry ever since St. Helen got sued for "emotional and physical pain" caused by the "sudden and unexpected nature" of the revivification feature of the True Cross suite of relics.

    2. Re:patch by pluke · · Score: 1

      I believe that the shroud was damaged in several fires and was fixed several times by nuns. That is one of the reasons cited for the differing ages of the shroud and the presence of dye in some of the samples

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    3. Re:patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They discovered a remotely exploitable buffer overflow in the bottom left hand corner. Round about the 3rd century AD.

    4. Re:patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct

      "The shroud has been damaged in several fires since it was first discovered in France in 1357 and scientists believe it has been patched by nuns."

    5. Re:patch by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Shroud of Turin© needs to be patched at times for better security. I'm waiting for the first service pack.

    6. Re:patch by Java+Ape · · Score: 1

      Shroud version 1.1.7.3 was found to have unacceptably high rates of edge-fraying, and the pigments were not light-fast. Realizing that the problem required immediate redress, the Christain coalition of 846 patched the shroud to version 1.2 a stable release which has endured to this day.

  7. 1978? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The carbon dating was done in 1988, not in 1978. The article is wrong.

    1. Re:1978? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's OK. If they can't carbon date the item, then quoting wrong dates is just as good :-)

    2. Re:1978? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The carbon dating was done in 1988, not in 1978. The article is wrong.

      But how do you know that?

    3. Re:1978? by limegreen · · Score: 1

      Because there are many other articles on the web covering the same story. Plus, some of us are old enough to remember both 1978 and 1988 - and the big fuss over carbon dating the shroud was in 1988.

    4. Re:1978? by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the carbon dating on the article is what is wrong, in an article about wrong carbon dating-- *fizzle* *zap*

    5. Re:1978? by damiangerous · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, the article is correct. It states that carbon-dating was done in 1988, but that the samples used for all the different tests (including the carbon dating and the vanillin testing that is the subject of the article) were taken from the shroud in 1978.

    6. Re:1978? by DavyByrne · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the scientists who dated the article used the same faulty carbon dating technique...

  8. uh...What year is it? by apparently · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First:

    A chemist who worked on testing of the Shroud of Turin says new analysis of the fiber indicates the cloth that some say was the burial linen of Jesus could be up to 3,000 years old.

    Then:

    The Shroud of Turin, the 14-foot linen revered by some as the burial cloth of Jesus, may have been woven around the time of his death. ...
    Give or take a thousand years, eh?

    1. Re:uh...What year is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, maybe the plants were harvested and the fibers spun 3000 years back, but were woven only after 1000 years had elapsed. Maybe they'd been saving the fibers to make a shroud for someone special. You know, like the newspaper editor who has a very old and intimidating typeface stored in his safe for publishing the headlines about the Second Coming of Christ.

    2. Re:uh...What year is it? by eraserewind · · Score: 1

      Well whatever you actually think about the shroud itself, 2000 years is obviously included in "up to" 3000 years. I agree there is no basis for the second statement's seeming certainty that it was 2000 years ago. It may also have been woven at a time nowhere near his death. But presumably our date range is now (provisionally) extending from the original dating in the middle ages back to 1000BC.

  9. Cautionary note ... by fygment · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... Raymond N. Rogers has been a long time believer of the authenticity of the shroud. A Google on his name will show a long involvement. It is doubtful he will ever have findings that will be contrary to his own beliefs. This does not mean he is wrong nor a fraud. It would just be more believable if the findings were from an unbiased third party.

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    1. Re:Cautionary note ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How old is this!!!!?

    2. Re:Cautionary note ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no un-biased third party. Either you believe in the religion and/or shroud or you don't.

    3. Re:Cautionary note ... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      If his findings are testable and repeatable, it will have been good science even if he is already sure it's authentic. Scientists presuppose things all the time, it's probably a key component in what they choose to research.

    4. Re:Cautionary note ... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to believe that Jesus rose from the dead to believe that he was capable of wearing a shroud. While from what I know, the Shroud of Turin seems like so much horsehockey, it's not at all impossible for such a piece of clothing to exist.

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    5. Re:Cautionary note ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      As long as you allow your testing to reform your hypothesis, it's still science even if your theory came to you out of nowhere. Strictly speaking it is supposed to come from observation but hell, what is observation anyway? Some things just require some background processing for a while before they sink in, and preferably some application as well.

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    6. Re:Cautionary note ... by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      This is a bulshit analysis. The new "dating" is based on vaniline decay. This is inherently unreliable.

      Vaniline is a somewhat unstable chemial and gets oxidised over time. This kind of reaction greatly depends on temperature, humidity and sunlight. (A chemical reaction rate typicaly accelerates 2-3fold with 10C temperature increase). If I remember correctly, the shroud nearly burned at one time.

      But radiocarbon decay is not a chemical process - it does not depend on the storage of the shroud, only on the initial 12C/14C ratio and the time elapsed. The initial ratio tends to be pretty constant in all organic matter throughout the history (14C in environment is formed by cosmic rays and is in steady state in living systems because 14C decays. There are slight deviations depending on environment temperature and the particular living organism, but very small. One can use an authentic plant material from the same period, which was dated independently, as a standard for the radiocarbon calibration).

      It is the same kind of "science" as the Creacionist research.

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  10. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and there really isn't any proof on it having been the one that some guy 2000 years ago was in.

    relics were a big business, and still are.

    there were literally tons of wood that was supposedly from the cross that jesus was supposedly nailed to.

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  11. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Biggs+Driut · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As an agnostic and a humanist, I feel nobody has the right to chastise other's for their beliefs. That goes for everyone, including CmdrTaco and the person offended by CmdrTaco. Though I admist that CmdrTaco's comment is a statement of opinion and not chastisment (but it could very well be interpretted as that), whilst the anoynmous coward's above statement is a blatant attack. so, to the autor of "Dumbest. Editor. Evar.", thus spake Zarathustra: "STFU".

  12. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by EvilCabbage · · Score: 1, Funny

    Jesus titty-fucking-christ, ususally I'm the one that get's accused of being humorless..

  13. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by pluke · · Score: 1

    thats some pretty strong belief you have going on there

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  14. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if they had really hung him on a cross, then they wouldn't have taken him down so soon. People hung on crosses were left up to rot. The cross was a tool of fear as much as a punishment.

  15. Face imprint gives away the fake by TheMediaWrangler · · Score: 4, Informative

    All you have to do is look at the face image on the shroud. It is a completely orthogonal image. If the shroud was wrapped in any way around a person's face, there is no way that the image could have been generated.

    Hey kids, you can try this at home. Just wet your face and lightly wrap a paper towel around it for a second and then see if you recognize yourself in the image.

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    1. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by milohanrahan · · Score: 1

      As far as the 'believers' are concerned, I'm not sure the image being orthogonal is a concern - it's more likely that the image was somehow divinely 'burned in,' rather than a dirty cloth imprint coming away from Jesus' face because he hadn't washed.

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    2. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by barneyfoo · · Score: 1

      I don't know if people think it's an imprint or not.

      Being an imprint doesn't make it fake. it could have been painted on for ceremonial purposes.

      That said, the likelyhood of jesus wearing this in his tomb is extremely small.

    3. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Mudcathi · · Score: 1
      I think to make your home experiment more realistic, you should use glowingly radioactive water and keep the towel on your face for three days.

      (... remember to let us know how it works)

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    4. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful! They might get super powers!

    5. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..yes and try to make it last for at least couple of hundred years. Actually it has been proven that the imprint is not painted nor 'faked' in any way and the blood stains are real. It _has_ been proven that the cloth is a real deal but the date remains controversial.

    6. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting something. IF the shourd was imprinted miraculously, perhaps God thought about that detail already. Had He not imprinted the shroud orthogonally, maybe all that people could see was just a distorted face of somebody, but not Jesus'. So much for a miracle, huh?

    7. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 1

      Whoever this shroud was on, they weren't wrapped like a mummy. They were placed on top of the lower part, and the upper part was wrapped over their head and draped on top of them like a sheet. It still could be faked, but I think they have proven the image (which is slightly distorted) is consistent with cloth being draped over a man.

    8. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source?

      And just because there is really blood, it doesn't mean it's not faked. Using real blood would hardly be beyond a forger. Especially animal blood.

    9. Re: Face imprint gives away the fake by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


      > What about the genitalia? If the face image is preserved, why not the genitalia.

      Apparently even dead people are ashamed of their unmentionables. So much so that they cover themselves with their hands, even underneath their shrouds.

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    10. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you determine that something has not been faked if you don't know how it got that way in the first place? If you don't know that pearls come from oysters and how they're made then you can't determine weather is pearl is fake or not.

      Yes, it has been proven that the cloth is real cloth. Thank goodness for that.

      The logic used by christians to defend their illusory reality is astounding. For centuries, science has continuously proven aspects of christianity wrong and every time, christianity changes to adopt the new truths and facts. Your religion isn't going anywhere, you can stop freaking out now.

    11. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hey kids, you can try this at home. Just wet your face and lightly wrap a paper towel around it for a second and then see if you recognize yourself in the image.

      There seems to be a problem with this. With the paper towel around my face, I couldn't see anything.

      Please provide better directions.

    12. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by RadagastTheMagician · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually it's the other way round. The image is definitely warped, but such that it's more anatomically correct if draped. Some icons (paintings on curved wax and wood, such as this icon ) show a marked resemeblance to the shroud image, because the underlying wood is curved in the same way (the medieval idea of "3D", only you don't need red & blue glasses).

      There are several books on the Shroud that purport that the overwhelming majority of religious art shows a high degree of influence from the shroud image. The paintings have a lot of anatomical weirdness due to the fact that they were copying basically a photographic negative (whether you think it's a fake or not, the image is definitely a photo-negative) without realizing the concept. In the image above, see the wide-apart large staring eyes, misshappen right cheek, and basically the hair. The hair in that painting is the artist's impression of what was more likely the cloth bound around the shroud man's head to hold his chin closed.

      Here's an image from someone who's trying to prove that theory : shroud vs icon (if you disregard the coins for the moment, it does seem to show that medieval artists around Europe and Asia basically tried to copy the shroud as closely as possible even where it didn't look human.) (sorry about the partisan source for that image, first link on google).

      That doesn't show it's fake, nor that it's real, but that at least the artists felt it was authentic, and many of them dated from before the carbon dating from the British museum; so it's another piece of evidence that the Brits really screwed that one up, ensuring controversy for another dozen years.

    13. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by RadagastTheMagician · · Score: 2, Interesting

      actually that second image isn't a good example of my point, sorry! The website showed the *positive* (reversed) image against the icon. You'd see much more resemblance in the original (negative) and the icon.

      Here's a website that describes the basic theory. I think they have a good point, but since they're true believers, they take it way too far and dilute the original point by trying to show how even modern day art is shroud influenced. Modern day art is much more influenced by the renaissance, which probably has no shroud influence at all (I mean seriously guys, if anybody faked it, it certainly wasn't Da Vinci or Raphael, they had WAY better things to do.)

    14. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the genitalia?

      It's the Shroud of Turin, not the Tent of Turin.

    15. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So God planned this all carefully, but then forgot to sign it to shut up the doubters...

    16. Re: Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we couldn't have women fainting in church when the saw the size of Jesus' schlong.

    17. Re:Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) It was an America who cut the chosen samples
      and
      b) Carbon dating is well known to occasionally throw up a massively incorrect figure. Indeed this is used by creationists to suggest all carbon dating is wrong and the Earth is only 5000 years old, when really it is simply an accepted problem with carbon dating.

    18. Re: Face imprint gives away the fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > > What about the genitalia? If the face image is preserved, why not the genitalia.

      > Apparently even dead people are ashamed of their unmentionables. So much so that they cover themselves with their hands, even underneath their shrouds.

      This is not as funny as you might think. I know that at least some of the people relate this phenomena to The Holy Foreskin of Jesus. Jesus ascended bodily into Heaven forty days after his resurrection from the dead and the only part of His body left behind on Earth is His Holy Prepuce removed at his circumcision. (No, I am not making that up.) Other than that, the historicity of Jesus is disputed at best [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] so obviously the Holy Foreskin is an extremely important object, and the lack of penile imprints on the Shroud of Turin is an equally important phenomena.

    19. Re: Face imprint gives away the fake by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Not to worry. If he could cover it with his hands, it's not all that impressive a tool. No one would faint. If you don't immediately understand what I'm telling you, go google (images) for the obvious. Find whats-his-name of the Russian court; there's pics of what is purported to be his tool in a jar, no kidding. They had it on Yahoo news images last year. Hands wouldn't cover it, even if you folded the thing in half.

      Say... If someone believes in the shroud, they also, inescapably, must believe Jesus had a little dick. Does the bible say, "If you can't reach bottom, bang the hell out of the sides" somewhere?

      No wonder he let the romans kill him. :)

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  16. All carbon dating can show by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 3, Informative

    Is that the item is from about the right time period or not. In truth if you could show that it is about 2000 years old it doesn't prove much. Lots of people died back then and where wrapped in a cloth. And the Romans used crusafiction as a standard form of capital punishment. So at best you can show that it was the death shroud of someone who died 2000 years ago via a more or less standard way of executing someone.

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    1. Re:All carbon dating can show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, peace be upon him, didn't die yet. He's in heaven, and he will be back soon.

    2. Re:All carbon dating can show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Romans used crusafiction as a standard form of capital punishment.

      And the Saudis still use it today.

    3. Re:All carbon dating can show by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lots of people died back then and where wrapped in a cloth

      ...yet their bodies left no visible image on the cloth. This one somehow did. I'm afraid you're missing this point now.

    4. Re:All carbon dating can show by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, this kind of thing requires an interdisciplinary approach. For example, the very idea that this is the shroud of a crucified man would, in itself, make it an extraordinary artifact.

      Crucifiction was a Roman practice par excellence; it was cunningly devised to strike terror of rebellion into the populace.

      The normal practice of crucifiction was simply to hang the person up in a well travelled place and leave him there, not only until he died, but until his body began to fall apart in a very public way, and to have bits of it carried off by dogs and crows. Since most religions have special burial practices and often these are meant to, by memorializing the deceased, ensure their pasage into the afterlife, crucifiction was a form of utter annhialiation that erased the person's existence from this world and the world to come.

      But, in the end, there is only so much that science and history can tell us. History deals with evidence and probabilities argued from that evidence. Since miracles are by definition impossible it follows automatically that History, dealing with probabilities can't validate anything miraculous.

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    5. Re:All carbon dating can show by turgid · · Score: 1
      Jesus, peace be upon him, didn't die yet. He's in heaven, and he will be back soon.

      I thought you had to die to get into heaven?

    6. Re:All carbon dating can show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was someone named Brian

    7. Re:All carbon dating can show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus lives there, he knew his Daddy left the key to the pearly gates under the doormat ;)

    8. Re:All carbon dating can show by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      The account of Elijah's departure from Elisha (2 Kings 2) is the only clear OT counter-example, but some believe that the language used of Enoch (Genesis 5:24) implies that he didn't die either; some have made similar claims of Melchizedek, although I'm not sure of the basis for those claims. I'm sure you can find out if you're sufficiently interested.

    9. Re:All carbon dating can show by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Millions of dinosaurs existed, yet somehow only a few thousand left fossils. Does that make fossils miraculous?

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    10. Re:All carbon dating can show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it was not standard. Usually you were flogged _or_ crucified, not both.

    11. Re:All carbon dating can show by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      ...unless it was a painting scrubbed off a cloth for some reason...or was a deliberate fraud...in which case you'd be missing the point.

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    12. Re:All carbon dating can show by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      Maybe that teleportation technique Goku uses to move form relam of the dead to the livinf world really works. Now if I could learn the Kamehameha....

  17. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Informative

    Um, aren't you chastising Cmdr Taco's belief that he has a right to chastise Christian's beliefs?

    I'm all for being nice to people, but I think you're logic is a little self-defeating.

  18. A Lament by milohanrahan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's a pity that this sort of uninteresting pseudo-science keeps cropping up on /.

    I'm not a scientist, but surely there are more interesting things going in the world than this?

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    1. Re:A Lament by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, the 115 people who have posted in the first 1/2 hour seem to disagree that it is uninteresting. :-) For those interested in this kind of thing, might I suggest considering a subscription to the Skeptical Inquirer, published by http://www.csicop.org?

      I am not affiliated with them, but am a long-time subscriber. They cover the Shroud of Turin, UFO's, ghosts, etc., etc. I as a scientist love them, and I was surprised that my mother, who is somewhat of a believer in the paranormal, also likes them. From their website:

      The Magazine for Science and Reason

      For a fast-growing number of discriminating persons, the Skeptical Inquirer is a welcome breath of fresh air, separating fact from myth in the flood of occultism and pseudoscience on the scene today.

      This dynamic magazine, published by the Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal, tells you what the scientific community knows about claims of the paranormal, as opposed to the sensationalism often presented by the press, television, and movies.

    2. Re:A Lament by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do we keep trying to validate the existance of someone whos legacy has been a tool to torture, kill, subtrifuge(sp) and dominate other less previlaged people in the world. Why can't we just bury him like we did his predessors such as Hitler?

    3. Re:A Lament by Attaturk · · Score: 4, Insightful


      It's a pity that this sort of uninteresting pseudo-science keeps cropping up on /.

      I'm not a scientist, but surely there are more interesting things going in the world than this?


      I couldn't agree more. And I'm pretty confident that Jesus would also agree wholeheartedly if he were alive today. I suspect he'd be dumbfounded as to why God's children still seem to be mesmerised by idols and symbols when they should really be focussing on all the death, torture, war and oppression in the world. We'll spend money on investigating a dirty old piece of cloth but we're not prepared to stop all the prejudices and greed-fuelled, self-interested warmongers in the world. I'm not a Christian btw (far from it in fact) - but I have zero time for anyone claiming to be a Christian that actually has no idea what Jesus Christ's own ideals were.

      Please excuse the rant but really - even Jesus himself would mod this story down.

    4. Re:A Lament by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      even Jesus himself would mod this story down.
      Jesus's account was terminated a while back, I hear that someday he will create a new one but his UID will be so high no one will listen to him.
    5. Re:A Lament by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus anti-war? Now you're just being unamerican.

      Get back to worshipping those flags and ribbons, hippie, lest you get sent off for reprogramming.

    6. Re:A Lament by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      Jesus said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

      Jesus never really came out against the oppresive regimes of the day. He didn't go up against the roman empire, against slavery, against the routine opression of women in all aspects of Jewish culture.

      He wanted people to save themselves. He gave them the tools to do so. I'm sure he'd want people to abhor war and killing and greed, but other than casting the merchants out of the temple and accusing pharisees, he mostly focused on people fixing themselves rather than direct confrontation.

      What I got out of this was that christians should be accountable to their own. In other words, if you think that Bush is falsely invoking religion to justify war, you should very strongly oppose Bush as a christian. As for other world problems, you shouldn't support them, but jesus never really said to end injustice. He didn't care about the world, he cared about people's souls. If a slave dies a christian, then the expectation is that he will go to heaven for eternity. The servitude he spent on earth is trivial by comparison. Someone may disagree with that premise, but I'm pretty sure that's what Jesus preached.

    7. Re: A Lament by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Please excuse the rant but really - even Jesus himself would mod this story down.

      And get the FP every time, dammit.

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    8. Re:A Lament by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      As a Christian, I have to agree with you. If it could be verified that it was used on Christ, it would have some historical/religious significance, but nothing to the degree it's gotten. I'm more interested in seeing Jerusalem and Calvary than this - at least we have third-party verification that he was there. And nothing has more value for showing the danger of senseless destruction and inhuman cruelty as a site where crucifixion regularly ocurred.

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  19. Physicists vs Chemists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "But there was virtually no vanillin left in the shroud, leading the chemist to calculate it could be far older than the radiocarbon testing indicated".

    This is a chemical analysis along the lines of the fact that all the vanillin has disappeared, assuming it was there to start with, and that it disappears at a predictable rate (without knowing the temperature and other conditions it was stored in).

    The carbon dating on the other hand measures the ratios of isotopes of carbon. The ratio of isotopes of carbon in all living matter is known, and it produces other isotopes at a predictable rate dependent only on time after death or harvest of the matter (cotton, bone, etc). This is a nuclear process that is independent of temperature, humidity, chemical environment, etc.

    My money is on the physicists.

    1. Re:Physicists vs Chemists by ezeri · · Score: 1

      Carbon dating is in no way independent of humidity or the chemical environment. Water, and other chemicals can easily leach carbon isotopes.

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  20. time to get over it by aminorex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the british museum's dating was patheticly incompetent, failing to account for the role of accumulating bioplastic coating on the fibers, the preservation of the shroud in oil during the late renaissance, and now, as has been demonstrated by use of other dating methods, the selection of repair materials for the dating. the only reason it was ever accepted was that it's results were pleasing to the rejectionist viewpoint.

    vanillin decay products demonstrate that the shroud is composed of materials of two distinct periods, one consistent with it's documented provenance (to the 13th century), and one consistent with its physical characteristics (1000 BC to 700AD).

    given that it is the only proposed physical artifact of a pivotal event in human history, with profound import, compentent pursuit of an accurate and factual account of its characteristics is a very worthwhile endeavour, and entirely undeserving of the deceitful mockery of the poster.

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    1. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about ignoring the dating methods and go with the fact that the shroud does not match the way bodies were prepared for burial. They were wrapped in a long winding sheet "mummy style" and the head was covered seperately. Biblically seperate cloths for the head and body are mentioned.

    2. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "physical artifact of a pivotal event in human history"

      First, you assume that the event is real. You admit that there is little physical evidence, and the anecdotal evidence is likewise suspect. (We have no written record of the supposed event until almost a century later.) The you assert that it's the only proposed physical evidence. (Not true: there are thousands of peices of the "true cross" hanging around not to mention the supposed tomb itself. The nails from the cross. Etc.)

      "the only reason it was ever accepted was that it's results were pleasing to the rejectionist viewpoint."

      Funny how the Church has also gone along with the result, then, no? And don't try to tell me that they don't have scientific expertise: the Church employs a surprising number of scientists.

    3. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's got to be it. The "rejectionists" should "get over it". It couldn't be that the "validationists" would keep clipping pieces off of it hoping for a result pleasing to their viewpoint until there was nothing left of it.

    4. Re:time to get over it by the+new+supergod · · Score: 1

      Well one has to recognise that scientific dating techniques do develop over time, and so it is good that when someting is potentially incorrect that is dated again. The number of incorrect datings given from early American sites is enough to lose any faith in radiocarbon dating, but over time these will be corrected.

      Archaeology is not a true science, and any findings will always be subject to interpretation.

    5. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It wasn't 'almost a century' The gospel according to mark is dated around 60AD, and the letters of Paul (which make frequent references to the ressurection) are aroud 30-50AD

      However, your critism of a lack of a written record displays a modern-day bias. There were no printing presses in the first century The idea that printing an account and distributing flyers would work, is an effect of the printing press. Written accounts were not good from the point of view of spreading information at that time.

      It was only when the apostles started to die, and accounts were being transmitted third-hand, that corruption of the oral record was starting to be a problem. A fixed form of record was needed, lest the game of chinese whispers ended in falsehood.

    6. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your dates again. The earliest Mark would have been written was about 70 AD, since there is an indication in the text that he knew about the destruction of the Temple. John is generally placed as having been written as late as 110 AD. Which is "almost a century". (Matthew and Luke generally get placed at around 100 AD, which a rather broad range of dates possible.) So you're disagreeing with every historian and religious scholar I've heard from. And there isn't even reason to suspect that the Apstoles actually wrote their own Gospels. In fact, there is quite a bit of evidence against it. I know *priests* who gladly point this out. How did you miss this?

      And your criticism displays an accute lack of understanding of the era, period. There was a great deal of written recording in that era. Caesar, for example, wrote his own account of the Gallic Wars as a propoganda tool. Even less important people recorded their thoughts and experiences in writing, some of which have survived to this day.

      First-hand histories and other written documentation are far from uncommon in the time preceeding the printing press. How can you claim to offer any insight into this issue if you fail to grasp that, which is blantantly obvious if you bother to even causually study any primary sources in history?

    7. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh. Define "a true science".

      The shroud has nothing to do with archaeology. There is no science in which the findings are *not* subject to interpretation.

    8. Re:time to get over it by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The earliest Mark would have been written was about 70 AD, since there is an indication in the text that he knew about the destruction of the Temple.

      Are you referring to an indication that Mark knew about the destruction of the temple, or that somebody quoted in the text (such as Jesus) knew about it?

      Since the whole premise of the text is that Jesus is God, it is hardly unreasonable to assign a date prior to AD70 for the authoring of the text.

      Now, if there is an archeaological reason to think that it was written later, that is one thing. But if the only reason is that it is assumed that Jesus couldn't possibly know the future and consequently it had to be made up later, then that seems rather bold.

      When analyzing the gospels as historical documents, the origin of the documents is clearly open to debate. However, since the main reason that they're worth studying is the impact they've had on history, it probably doesn't make sense to start with the presupposition that they're completely made up...

    9. Re: time to get over it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > the british museum's dating was patheticly incompetent, failing to account for the role of accumulating bioplastic coating on the fibers

      Analysis of that claim showed that there would have had to have been more contamination than cloth, to get the claimed dating error.

      Also... would you like to go with the bioplastic claim, or the new claim? Or would you like to stick with both and claim that the patches were 1st C too, and misdated due to bioplastic contamination?

      Maybe the new claim is true, and the shroud really is old. Who knows, without a True Sample to test. Meanwhile, there's always an "explanation" for true beleivers... "the light was vertically polarized"... "his hands can cover his groin because his upper body was propped up at an angle"... "they put the Sudarium over his head while he was still on the cross, and then took it off and put the Shroud over him"...

      You may as well try to convince a Sumerian that his idols aren't gods.

      > given that it is the only proposed physical artifact of a pivotal event in human history

      Actually, it's merely one of about a zillion "proposed" physical artifacts. For some strange reason certain people freely acknowledge that the others are fakes, but insist that This One is real.

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    10. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      given that it is the only proposed physical artifact of a pivotal event in human history

      What's that? There are enough fragments of the True Cross to make up a forest in churches all over Europe.

    11. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      given that it is the only proposed physical artifact of a pivotal event in human history
      What are you talking about!? We have plenty of artifacts from when Marx and Engels wrote the Manifesto!?

    12. Re:time to get over it by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      I'm sure it's convenient for you to date the Gospels that late, but you're picking dates late in the range. Mainstream opinion puts them rather earlier. And you're conveniently ignoring the Pauline epistles which are generally ackowledged as the earliest documents in the NT canon, from the 50s, and which mention the Resurrection.

      St. John's Gospel is universally acknowledged, both by scholarship and tradition, to be relatively late. So what? John was the youngest of the 12 Apostles, and he wrote it when it was a very old man. Good arguments have been made for its actual Johannine authorship.

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    13. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it the 9th commandment doesn't apply to you Christ-tards when you don't want it to?

    14. Re:time to get over it by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      given that it is the only proposed physical artifact of a pivotal event in human history

      Um, no.

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    15. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you honestly expect to get an unbiased age estimate from a site called "www.bible.org". Seriously, I'm curious. Because I see a vested interest in getting an earlier date out of them.

      The dates cited in the grandparent are pretty mainstream, except among the more conservative Christian crowd.

    16. Re:time to get over it by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      The article is not mainly about the date of composition, although it obviously mentions it, and comes up with a date earlier than either scholarly or mainstream traditional opinion places it, which is no earlier than the 90s. I didn't cite it for its argument about the date, but about authorship.

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    17. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it bold to assume to approach the question from a non-religious standpoint? You could assume that Christ was divine and prescient a priori. But then everything else in the study is irrelevent, anyway. (Given that assumption, there's no reason to assume that ANY human wrote the Gospels, is there? For that matter, you have to take every other holy text across the globe on the same faith, then, to be fair.)

      There is a lot of relatively detailed information in Mark about the destruction. It was phrased as prophecy, but it that proves little given the propoganda value.

      "However, since the main reason that they're worth studying is the impact they've had on history, it probably doesn't make sense to start with the presupposition that they're completely made up..."

      Um, the one didn't follow from the other. The importance of the Bible in a historical context IS its effects on history. Which is the same whether Jesus was literally the divine son of God or not. What matters is how people REACTED to that belief. The presupposition of the story of Jesus being 100% true, 100% false, or some value in between is immaterial to that whole question. The question at hand is the probable validity and accuracy of the stories.

    18. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same argument casts doubts on the matter of authorship as well, clearly.

    19. Re:time to get over it by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      The argument for a late or early date?

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    20. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that the Bible is a work of fiction.

    21. Re:time to get over it by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      For that matter, you have to take every other holy text across the globe on the same faith, then, to be fair.

      Obviously.

      I'm not saying that religious books should not be questioned. I'm just saying that if a book is making a historical claim that on the 5th of Feb 1498 Joe Smith in London built a functioning microwave oven, the basis for criticizing the text should be documented evidence that the book was written in modern times, not an assumption that nobody could have built a microwave oven in 1498. Otherwise what is the point of writing down what happens?

      The whole point of documenting events is so that people in the future will know what happened. That isn't accomplished if the people in the future just say "well, I don't think that happened, so it must be made up."

      Or think of it another way - science must be falsifyable. Let's start with the hypothesis that there is no such thing as prophesy. The null of that is that there is such a thing (and presumably it has happened, although that isn't strictly necessary). How would you prove that prophesy occurred? Simple - scan historical documents for evidence of detailed predictions of future events. That is hardly possible if the dates of authorship for those documents were assigned purely on the assumption that there is no such thing as prophesy...

    22. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just saying that if a book is making a historical claim that on the 5th of Feb 1498 Joe Smith in London built a functioning microwave oven, the basis for criticizing the text should be documented evidence that the book was written in modern times, not an assumption that nobody could have built a microwave oven in 1498. Otherwise what is the point of writing down what happens?

      There is, of course, the possibility that the author is writing at, or near, the time claimed but is also lying through his or her teeth. The truth of an account is a valid basis for criticism as well, as far as can be objectively determined from other sources.

    23. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't 30AD before the Crucifixion?

    24. Re:time to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, some of these Christ-tards aren't very bright.

  21. Vanillin by BarryNorton · · Score: 4, Informative

    Summary completely misses the point of the article that the new analysis was carried out on vanillin content of the fibres rather than carbon isotopes.

    1. Re:Vanillin by MrLint · · Score: 1

      mmm shroud of turin ice cream!

    2. Re:Vanillin by BarryNorton · · Score: 1

      Does make you wonder how two thousand year (or more) old ice cream would taste...

    3. Re:Vanillin by turdblossom · · Score: 1

      Vanillin has a lot of carbon in it!

    4. Re:Vanillin by BarryNorton · · Score: 1

      And? They didn't measure the radioactive breakdown, but the absolute amount of the compound - completely different effect and analysis.

    5. Re:Vanillin by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      Vanilla, you say? Finally, this proves Jesus was white! Take that, anthropologists!

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  22. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Dreadknott · · Score: 0, Troll

    Agnostic, Humanist? Bullcrap! More people should be less politically correct and tell the truth! I used to label myself agnostic, humanist, just gave the bible thumpin idiots more chance to feel good about themselves. Now I am a straight athiest and I dont have a problem telling all the intellectually impaired, Jesus freakin, tongue mumbling, jack asses to STFU! More people should tell them they are full or S**T!

  23. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I guess these just shows how much of a LOTR nut I am, but I immediately thought when I saw the title:

    "Wait a second, they found Durin's shroud? Yes!! Where are the elves? This proves they must exist."

    >Reads<

    "Ohhh.... darn."

  24. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by gl4ss · · Score: 1, Interesting

    right to insult is the most precious one.

    especially the right to insult someone who has beliefs that are not based on anything real and beliefs which can't really do any more good than not having them(you don't need to believe in god as a person and in bible literatally to be a good, honest, caring person - in fact, you can believe in them and read them literally and be everything a good person should not be.. most of jesus's part in it is focused on saying "hey it doesn't matter that much, just be good guys and it'll be ok" rather than telling everyone to fight in the name of god).

    nobody can ever prove anything about this cloth so it's merely a curiosity of medieval beliefs... they were worth a lot of money in the right hands too.

    there's nothing DUMB about joking about a piece of cloth that shouldn't really be worth anything to you if you believed it to be real.

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  25. Religious View vs. Scientific View by reporter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    For the religiously inclined, click on this link to go to a relatively good (i.e. moderate) viewpoint on the Shroud, by an Epicopalian who thinks like John Shelby Spong (one of the very few Christians whom I respect).

    For those (like myself) who are secular, I wish to point out the single greatest problem in the religious view of the Shroud. The clerics simply assume that the shroud belongs to Jesus (assuming that he existed at all) and then direct their scientists to prove that the shroud belonged to Jesus. This type of reasoning is "Assume the conclusion to be true. Then prove the conclusion." I thought that scientific inquiry is "We don't know what to expect. Let's probe and collect the scientifically provable facts. Then, we draw a conclusion from the facts."

  26. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by BeatlesForum.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Somehow I think bearing the Son of Man in your womb is a little different than coveting your neighbor.

    Christians hate unmarried mothers and adultery and women who have children with men who aren't their husbands otherwise

    Christians aren't supposed to hate anyone, but rather hate the sin. We're all sinners in this world. Becoming a Christian doesn't make one sinless - but hopefully makes them sin less. I'm sorry if your view of Christianity has been skewed by those who don't hold to true beliefs.

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  27. Damn Priests by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1, Troll

    I think it is the people who look after the Shroud ( some Church or other ) who decide whether or not people can take samples from the shroud and I think it's also their call which pieces of the shroud are taken.

    I think they are very reluctant to cut bits off the shroud so it's unlikley they will allow any other bits which may be original and not patched on later to be carbon dated.

    I think a fair summary of what has happened so far it this

    - Scientists allowed to take sample for carbon dating and shroud owners specify which bits are taken and how much.
    - Scientists date pieces of shroud they have been given and prove those bit's of shroud are no where near as old as people expect they might be
    - Church says "Well, those bit's were just patches added later. Looking at the rest of the shroud the type of fabric used is definitely a lot older"
    - Church says "No, you can't have any more samples for dating."

    1. Re:Damn Priests by Inti · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, the Catholic church does not hold the shroud to be authentic, and church officials have made no comment on the new anaysis reported in this article. This new analysis was not performed by "the church", but rather by an independent researcher.

  28. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As an agnostic and a humanist, I feel nobody has the right to chastise other's for their beliefs.

    Incorrect. This is covered by the first amendment. In the case of religious beliefs, the government has no right to interfere, but everyone else has a fundamental right to the freedom to make fun of the crap other people believe in.

  29. The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by rednip · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is how the image was produced in the first place. As best as I know, it's unique to (at least) medievil tech. Does anyone out there have a good scientific explaination for it? Perhaps it could be a History Channel show, "God Tech".

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    1. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      the story of the Shroud is known at least from 1300,
      the question is not who is the man (the catholic church calls it "The man of the Shoud", never had been an official imprimatur to be Jesus)
      but how the image was generated, why the author knows more of anathomy (and history) than the known knowledge of that time, why it's unique in cloth printing ecc
      The science has lots to undestand from a pure scientific point of view from those meters of clothes.

    2. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The BBC TV popular science strand QED did a number of programmes on the Shroud over the years. One subjected the shroud to computer-generated image analysis and conculuded that yes, it had been draped over a body. A later programme speculated that it might be the work of Leonardo da Vinci (who was demonstrated to be at least available at around the time that the shroud was dated to), but puzzled over the presence of egg white in the dark areas of the image. This suggests to me (though no-one put these facts together at the time) that Leonardo da Vinci actually made the world's earliest photograph! Egg white is an important element of crude photographic emulsions; so it is not too far-fetched to imagine Leonardo creating this image by coating a piece of cloth and then draping over a suitable volunteer (probably even himself!); and then standing in the sunlight for a time until the image formed - a sort of holy wet t-shirt picture!
      Robert Day, Coventry, UK
      From here.
      Possibly the first photograph.
    3. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      'Egg white is an important element of crude photographic emulsions;'

      It's also the bit left over when you make egg tempera, a type of pain that Leonardo da Vinci would have used.

      Now what's da Vinci famous for photographs or paintings?

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    4. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > draping over a suitable volunteer (probably even himself!); and then standing in the sunlight for a time

      One thing that is certain is that the image was _not_ made by 'draping over'. Place a piece of cloth over your nose and have someone mark where it touches your cheeks. The image would have a huge area where the nose is. It doesn't.

      Camera Obscura was known by LdeV the cloth would be inside the dark room with a small hole, or even a glass lens, casting the inverted image from the object outside in bright sunlight. A huge pinhole camera is not beyond technology of the day.

    5. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Now what's da Vinci famous for photographs or paintings?

      Inventing. I don't doubt he could have dreamed up a crude method of photography, when all of his other inventions were way ahead of his time.

    6. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I can make a square peg fit through a round hole if I hit it hard enough.

      What you need to consider is that people used to think that the way we saw was because something shone out of our eyes and was reflected back.

      If da Vinci had have invented crude photography he would also have had to work out how light worked and I'm sure we'd all know about that invention.

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    7. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so sure - Da Vinci, the genius that he was, had thousands of pages of notes at any one time. He moved from project to project frequently, and lots of his work was lost. It is very possible that he figured out how light works, and how to construct a camera. I even saw the TV show in question, and they demonstrated the room-size camera.

    8. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      don't believe everything you see on TV.

      So, Da Vinci was a genius and he figured out how light worked but didn't think it was important enough to write down or draw pictures of anywhere?

      What else did this TV show say? That the government has ubbertech and the reason they don't use it or fail so abysmally with the tech they do show us is just a bluff. Does the government scan our brains when were in school and pick the geniuses of for a special government programme to develop government ubbertech? Does Bush have a direct line to God?

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    9. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by dave420 · · Score: 1
      It's been clearly demonstrated that not everything Da Vinci wrote down has survived, at least attributed to him. To expect everything he's ever written to be in a museum is wishful thinking at best.

      Da Vinci demonstrated his knowledge of many scientific disciplines. Bear in mind back then that the notions we have of physics, biology and chemistry were very blurred. He had mastered the aesthetic, the structure and composure of the human body, dynamics of flight, and even figured out gravity long before Newton.

      If you want to believe that everything everyone's ever written in history survives today, intact, and STILL attributed to the original author, then please, be my guest. If you look hard enough, you might find that first edition Bible, autographed "To Quentin" by God, featured on the back of the dust jacket wearing his smoking gown, enjoying a cigar and a brandy with his dogs in his Devon mansion. ;)

    10. Re:The real mystery of the Shroud of Turin... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      "If you want to believe that everything everyone's ever written in history survives today, intact, and STILL attributed to the original author, then please, be my guest."

      No, I just believe that given all the possibilities for egg white on the turin shroud, Da Vinci inventing photogrophy comes at about the same level as me winning the Olympic 400 metres.

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  30. Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Leviticus 19:19

    King James Bible: Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind. Thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed. Neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

    Good News Bible: Obey my orders. Do not crossbreed your cattle. Do not plant two kinds of seed in the same field. Do not wear clothing made from two kinds of fiber.

    1. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Arngautr · · Score: 1

      Dang hypocrites.

    2. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Catbeller · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of the religious justification for hating gays comes from Leviticus, but damn few people ever read the whole text. The people who wrote it were freaking nuts. It's like a read from Rev. Moon's writings -- control for its own sake. Superstition and common sense mixed together with a massive dash of fanaticism.

    3. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      It's hard to see how these injunctions apply to someone who is dead.

    4. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by wrf3 · · Score: 1, Informative

      I have read the whole text. The issue isn't about control, nor is it about hate. Either we are here for no reason at all, or we were designed with a purpose in mind. The Bible affirms the latter, and that said purpose no more includes homosexuality than it does obesity.

    5. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homosexuality is a feature of most mamals, birds and some reptiles. Either God dosen't mind us being fags, or he's a fucking colossal screw-up.

    6. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by jayratch · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not at all. The Hebrew codes specified in Leviticus et al specify a code of life that is extremely survival oriented, efficiency oriented, and family oriented. The end result of this is a nation that managed to thrive and grow to eventually produce movements which now dominate most of the world. Control for its own sake though it is not:
      1) The kosher laws effectively prevent food poisoning and obesity. Much of what is forbidden, under available food preparation techniques (which were also specified at a high standard of sanitation), would have been either a bacterial risk or unhealthy in general.
      2) Other laws, such as those governing clothing and housewares, prescribe a level of quality control that may have increased initial costs on many items, but probably resulted in better durability and a lower long term TCO.
      3) Sex laws served two purposes. They held the family units together and guaranteed growth of the nation (more offspring than parents) as well as preserving the purity of the group. This may not make sense biologically but it avoided the cultural confusion which we Americans are so fond of.
      4) The entirety of the code gave the Hebrews a sense of "something different" from their neighbors, as it continues to for those who follow it. Hence serving to unify the people and enhance a sense of nation, which is why they are just about the only cultural group of that period to have survived to the modern day.

    7. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed. Neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen com upon thee.

      a nation that managed to thrive and grow to eventually produce movements which now dominate most of the world.

      I'm really confused by the "mingled seed" comment.

      Civilizations which planted multiple crops on one field, used crop rotation and cross-bred plants were very successful in agriculture, and I don't see how that would be unsanitary.

    8. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that has been thoroughly debunked. I have nothing against gays but I do have something about people misusing science for political purposes.

      There is no evidence that homosexuality as we understand it is common in any species.

      However, the genetic basis for homosexuality has been uncovered.

    9. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      The fallacy of the false dilemma. Another possiblity is that creation is "fallen" due to sin. YMMV.

    10. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      India, Cina et al are all plotting to send us to Hell or at least have Jesus to return to kill us all with loving compassion. Thanks.

    11. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      No reason or the Bible. What makes you think the Bible explains it? There are other religious texts too and they claim the samething. I think we hae a purpose in the universe but we don't know it and we're better off not knowing (since we might decide not to be part of that plan).

    12. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by freemacmini · · Score: 1

      "Hence serving to unify the people and enhance a sense of nation, which is why they are just about the only cultural group of that period to have survived to the modern day."

      Get off it man. Are you seriously arguing the jews are the oldest culture on the planet?

    13. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not wear clothing made from two kinds of fiber.

      blahblahblah way to ruin a good joke, if the author gave a shit about religious significance I doubt they'd have made the joke at all

    14. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the Bible explains it?

      Because I think the evidence that Jesus rose from the dead is very strong and that His earliest disciples were trustworthy witnesses to His teaching.

      I think we hae a purpose in the universe but we don't know it...

      How do you know this?

      and we're better off not knowing (since we might decide not to be part of that plan).

      In your worldview, is there any risk to not being part of the plan?

    15. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by chialea · · Score: 3, Funny

      >Sex laws served two purposes. They held the family units together and guaranteed growth of the nation (more offspring than parents) as well as preserving the purity of the group.

      Have you looked at the family purity laws? What is so terrible about touching your wife while she's in labour? What's so terrible about touching her only 6 days after she's had a midcyle spot? Even if she's having her period, I think that passing the salt is probably not so bad.

      Lea

    16. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by smchris · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Whenever I want a warm, family-oriented moment I stop by that passage in Leviticus on how to do slavery up right in the eyes of the Lord. That one centainly did give "the Hebrews a sense of 'something different' from their neighbors".

      Actually, I've been extremely annoyed recently to see how many of my acquaintances have "gone biblical" and decided (probably without ever reading a bit of it in the original authors) that several hundred years of the Enlightenment were worthless.

      Now let's get out that bible and see what Jesus says about stem cells.

    17. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by kellogg · · Score: 1

      Actually, that would be a myth.

      The cause-effect relationship between eating pork and exhibiting trichinosis was not established until the 19th century. The idea that dietary laws against pork (which started over 5000 years ago) were somehow sane or rational is wishful thinking at best.

      Some links:
      http://www.dialognow.org/node/view/907
      http://www.infidels.org/library/magazines/tsr/1998 /6/986koshe.html
      http://www.myjewishlearning.com/texts/Weekly_Torah _Commentary/shemini_artson5759.htm

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    18. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by jwilcox154 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most of the religious justification for hating gays comes from Leviticus, but damn few people ever read the whole text. The people who wrote it were freaking nuts. It's like a read from Rev. Moon's writings -- control for its own sake. Superstition and common sense mixed together with a massive dash of fanaticism.


      Tell me, where in the bible does it say to hate people that are homosexual?

      Yes, in Leviticus, it talks against homosexuality. If it were only in the old testament, then it most likely wouldn't apply today because it would be considered under the Mosaic law of which Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice that we don't have to live under it anymore.

      But, homosexuality is mentioned in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 Which is
      "9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."


      also in 1 Corinthians
      7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.


      and again in Romans 1:24-28 which is

      "24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
      25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
      26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
      27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet.
      28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;


      But, I have to agree about the religious right"Which in my opinion are the modern day pharisees.", they often quote these scriptures as well as Leviticus, but fail to recognize the scripture after Romans 1:28. Quite a few of these so called "Christians", when I say so called, I mean that they claim they're Christian, but turn around and back-bite, gossip, judge, etc and what Romans 1:29-32 says

      "29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
      30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
      31 Without understanding, covenant breakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
      32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."


      Back to judgmental behaviour, Jesus himself said "Judge not, lest ye be judged.". And Christians are supposed to have a forgiving attitude. Jesus himself said in Matthew 18:21

      21 Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times? 22 Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.


      That means a Christian must forgive someone if wrong was done to the Christian, or if Joe Schmoe decides to try to kill me, but fails, I really have no choice but to forgive him, to do otherwise would be saying that I'm better than Jesus

      To summarize what I have just said, no Christian is allowed to be hateful to anyone. To do otherwise would be going against the Christian teachings, which is to have a "Christ-Like Walk"

    19. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 1

      That came from a lack of understanding of science at the time. Hemmoraging was a sign of potentially contageous illness. The secondary effects of a woman's period were, to the casual observer, not much difference.

      Studying scripture without a historical context is not very worthwhile, whether from a purely secular and intellectual, or Judeo/Christian spiritual point of view.

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    20. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by renoX · · Score: 1

      Well, even if some rules had some rational causes, the real question is: why still respecting deprecated rules?

      Pork is not dangerous by any means currently!

    21. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 1

      At least one of the oldest SURVIVING cultures. I don't see anyone identifying themselves as Mesopotamian nowadays... And one can't really say that the Greek or Egyptian cultures have much at all in common with thier ancient counterparts... Not too many are worshipping Zeus or Ra nowadays.

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    22. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by chialea · · Score: 1

      >That came from a lack of understanding of science at the time. Hemmoraging was a sign of potentially contageous illness.

      Interesting. However, you do not become ritually impure if the blood can be attributed to non-uterine or wound causes, from what I read. You do not become impure if your nose bleeds, for example. A woman is also ritually impure from menarche until just before she gets married. If she's contagous, she can pass it to other women, just not men.

      There are certainly purity laws that make sense from a hygene point of view. However, these ones are somewhat difficult to justify.

      Lea

    23. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      The cause-effect relationship between eating pork and exhibiting trichinosis was not established until the 19th century. The idea that dietary laws against pork (which started over 5000 years ago) were somehow sane or rational is wishful thinking at best.
      2 agruments against this. If the law really came from God, then he knew that pork was bad for you.
      There's also a perfectly acceptable secular explaination. Pigs are organic recyclers. People kept them becasue they would eat damn near anything and then people would eat the pigs. [Cue up Elton John instrumental while James Earl Jones explains the foor chain.] Anyway, pigs had a much worse diet then than they did today and there flesh was inferior to what you buy at the supermarket. If you've ever seen a supermarket steak next to quality stuff from a butcher you would be able to tell the difference in marbling and texture. Pigs these days are fed a much better diet even when being used to reclaim organic material as foodstuff. The meat is far better quality. A group of people that decided to get together to write the laws for a nation would have realized this.

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    24. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 1
      Well, even if some rules had some rational causes, the real question is: why still respecting deprecated rules?

      The Christians aren't. Christ deprecated the rules. Paul was more clear.

      The rules about Homosexuality have been re-stated, however, by Paul in his first letter to the Romans:
      • Therefore, God handed them over to degrading passions. Thier females exchanged natural relations for unnatural, and the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another

      --Romans 1:26-27, NAB

      As have numerous other rules. I can't speak for the protestant faiths, but the Roman Catholic Church believes that we have inherited the apostles' teaching authority, and thereby the See of Rome can ammend the Canon; we do not believe that the bible alone contains truth. Hence, things like Embryonic Stem Cell research can be addressed specifically.

      My point is not to argue that Catholocism is right or not, but to argue that we believe that the Bible is not the only source of truth. Take this however you will.
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      Lex orandi, lex credendi.
    25. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by chialea · · Score: 1

      Ooh, sorry, another note. There is actually such a thing as infertility because ovulation happens before the `impure' period ends. There are couples who are seriously unable to concieve because of this. Currently, religious authorities advise you to get medical assistance with this, but it certainly couldn't help to have children before modern medicine became involved (which, of course, is something you are commanded to do -- at least one boy and at least one girl).

      Lea

    26. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Warskull · · Score: 1

      If I recall wasn't the two fiber thing (and really most of Leviticus) one of the things the new testament said basically "Yeah, don't listen to that anymore."

    27. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interesting. However, you do not become ritually impure if the blood can be attributed to non-uterine or wound causes, from what I read. You do not become impure if your nose bleeds, for example.

      I don't remember any specific references to nosebleeds and the like, but I could be wrong. It probably depends on the cause of the nosebleed (i.e., being punched is a wound, whereas spontaneous nosebleeds may have been).

      A woman is also ritually impure from menarche until just before she gets married. If she's contagous, she can pass it to other women, just not men.

      Probably just a rule to enforce chastity, which frankly is practical. No chance of pregnancy out of wedlock (unless you are visited by an angel...) and no chance of STD's if you didn't have sex!

      There are certainly purity laws that make sense from a hygene point of view. However, these ones are somewhat difficult to justify.

      Agreed. But some rituals and customs and rubrics and the like are just for flavor -- for rich tradition. Such as a Catholic woman vieling her head in front of the Blessed Sacrament (still a requirement in canon law -- despite its unobservance, this rule was NEVER abrogated). This rule is largely for a symbolic gesture of humility, but has no real practical side.

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      Lex orandi, lex credendi.
    28. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about it to the chineses...
      (or the aborigens in autralia, for that matter)

    29. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by FCAdcock · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then how come my neighbor's dog only humps other male dogs? I'd consider him evidence that other species have homosexual members.

      Boy that dog's a fag...

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    30. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      Remember though, forgiving him does not mean you allow him to do it again.

      The bible tells you to forgive, but it was also the source for the phrase "eye for an eye."

      If he tries to kill you, put him in prison. Forgive him, but do not allow him to try to kill you, or anyone else.

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      --Forest C. Adcock--
    31. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by MutantHamster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought it was the word of God. Are you trying to tell me that God had a lacking scientific understanding? I thought he was omniscient.

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    32. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Klowner · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nothing like removing all context from a passage and making it sound like total jibberish.

      Keep in mind, that would be Old Testament, and God is speaking to Moses (the guy leading the Israelites around at the time) providing him with a rather lengthy list of stuff they shouldn't do. Such as sacraficing babies to idols (Leviticus 20:2), hot hot man love (Lev. 20:13), and of course bestiality (Lev. 20:15-16), and other things of that sort...

      Although the mixed seeds and the fiber blended clothing thing seems odd, and I doubt they had GMO seeds at the time. Most of the strict rules being enforced in those chapters comes after the Israelites had been screwing themselves over on a few occasions and defying rather simple to follow guidelines which were specified before all this stuff.

      I wouldn't consider regular crop rotation methods as "mixed seed", sure you have some voluntary growth from the previous year but that's undesired and unintentional.. Agreed, it does seem weird, it could have been intended simply to make the Israelites a visual example of being "set apart"(holy) to the other people they encountered along the way.

      Although, harddrive manufacturers need to read this one..

      (Lev. 19:35 KJV) Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment, in meteyard, in weight, or in measure.

      Go ahead, mod me down for doing a little research before I post.

    33. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

      Uh, genius, you're forgetting about a whole other hemisphere there. Hindusim is commonly considered the oldest surviving religion.

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    34. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Leviticus 19:19

      King James Bible: Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind. Thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed. Neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.


      I can barely read that. They never used spellchecker. Was it you SntTaco, who wrote Old Testament?

    35. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The bible wasn't transcribed by God, but by man. It contains within it an image of the Word of God, but the Bible itself is not the whole of the Word; the whole of the Word is the living Christ. Much of the Bible (such as much of Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy) is history.

      God dictated many laws to the prophets, and some were derived. It was the job of the Aaronic priesthood to determine what meant "clean" and "unclean". As we are imperfect beings, we cannot always discern God's commands perfectly.

      DISCLAIMER: this is from a Roman Catholic, not Jewish, perspective. I am not, and have never been a Jew, so I can't speak much on Jewish theology.

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    36. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 1

      Hinduism is a conglomeration of dozens of local religions and customs along with some Buddist philosophy. And I was speaking of entire cultural identities, not just religions. Religion is a factor that defines culture, but not the whole of it.

      It's possible there are older cultures I'm unnaware of, but the Jewish culture is, as far as I know, the oldest culture currently in existence. Again, if you have some information that I don't, please share it.

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      Lex orandi, lex credendi.
    37. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Davoid · · Score: 1

      Which reminds me of a joke...

      If homosexuality is a disease then a queer can call in sick right? Sorry can't come to work today, still queer.

      -DU-...etc...

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    38. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Davoid · · Score: 1
      Because I think the evidence that Jesus rose from the dead is very strong and that His earliest disciples were trustworthy witnesses to His teaching.

      How do you know that?

      -DU-...etc...

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      "Don't sweat the technique."
    39. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by master_p · · Score: 1

      The Hebrew codes specified in Leviticus et al specify a code of life that is extremely survival oriented, efficiency oriented, and family oriented. The end result of this is a nation that managed to thrive and grow to eventually produce movements which now dominate most of the world.

      Actually, it's not at all like that. What dominates the world is the ancient Greek way of living: democracy, sports, theaters and media generally living through sponsorship, celebrations of big events, sex, men having a legitimate wife and many mistresses, multiple Gods and religions along sciences and orthogonal thinking...

      The kosher laws effectively prevent food poisoning and obesity.

      Greeks went to gymnasiums. There moto was 'a healthy body makes a healthy mind'.

      Sex laws served two purposes. They held the family units together and guaranteed growth of the nation (more offspring than parents) as well as preserving the purity of the group.

      On the other hand, Greeks were open about sex, and even about homosexuality, and that led to a great civilisation, simply because people were open-minded and not constrained by laws.

      Hence serving to unify the people and enhance a sense of nation, which is why they are just about the only cultural group of that period to have survived to the modern day.

      Wrong, totally wrong. Greeks are here, as well. I can read the 'ancient' Greek, which is not that ancient to me anyway.

    40. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Taladar · · Score: 1, Informative
      Because I think the evidence that Jesus rose from the dead is very strong and that His earliest disciples were trustworthy witnesses to His teaching.
      And which part of the bible is written by one of Jesus' earliest disciples? AFAIK it was assembled decades or centuries (parts earlier, parts later) after the date where Jesus lived according to the church/bible.
    41. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "There is no evidence that homosexuality as we understand it is common in any species."

      Bullshit.

      ANY behavior occurs across a wide spectrum in ANY species.

      Of course, some religious moron who doesn't comprehend how evolution works wouldn't understand that.

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    42. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by LordoftheLemmings · · Score: 1

      Actually when a dog does this he is asserting his dominance over the other dog, it is not sexual in nature.

    43. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Matthew 5:17 - Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

      Nowhere in the "new testament" does it say "yeah dont listen to that anymore".

    44. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      possibly the effect is what was important... observant marriages have an extremely low divorce rate. not being able to touch for periods of time keeps touching desireable, even after years of marriage.

    45. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with everything you said - with the exception of obesity... although scripture dictates we "treat our bodies as our temple", laws of kashrut do not specifically lay out a diet that is by any means healthy (in terms of food groups). In fact, most kosher households I have been in have at least 1 overweight member.

    46. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Specifically Bonobo chimps are apparently bisexual. Don't have a cite, sorry. They have sex to apologize for getting in fights and stuff (so basically they are like miniature furry humans without fire) and apparently they're not picky about gender. I've heard of others but they don't really come to mind... besides Sparky :)

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    47. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Greeks are here, as well. I can read the 'ancient' Greek, which is not that ancient to me anyway.

      I asked a Greek friend of mine about this. He confirms what is obvious to me: modern Greeks don't have much in common with ancient Greeks.

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    48. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is so terrible about touching your wife while she's in labour?

      Without running water or disinfectants I would think that the rule made a good deal of since given the time. I could be wrong about this but I would think that a midwife would be very religious about cleanliness where a father would be coming in after milking the cows or some other dirty activity.

      If you were giving birth... would you want your husband to touch you after shoveling dung?

    49. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the bit in Leviticus that proscribes homosexuality could be a misunderstanding too?

    50. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Remember though, forgiving him does not mean you allow him to do it again.

      Au contraire, you are explicitly instructed to "turn the other cheek" and let him try to kill you again. The eye-for-an-eye thing was from the Old Testament, i.e., deprecated.

      Mind you, this does not seem like a wise policy to me. But then again, I turned atheist a long time ago.

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    51. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well Paul spoke with the authority of Jesus in 2 Timothy 3:16, saying that all scripture is God breathed, therefore we can trust the original autographical version of the Bible to be exactly the words that God intended to be conveyed. God often spoke and acted through history and certainly was also responsible for the laws found in the Mosaic books. One of the purposes of them was to show just how impossible it is to remain clean through human effort, thereby pointing the way to the need for a redeemer i.e. Jesus.

    52. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, +1 Funny or Down -1 STUPID

    53. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      The Christians aren't. Christ deprecated the rules.

      On the contrary, Christ said that not one jot would be removed from the law and that he had in fact come to fulfil it.

      My point is not to argue that Catholocism is right or not, but to argue that we believe that the Bible is not the only source of truth. Take this however you will

      Well, in the process you are arguing that the RC view is right, since you're arguing the RC view. The problem with it is that apostolic authority was only granted to those who had seen the risen Christ and the Bible speaks explicitly against amending canon. The Pope cannot speak as an apostle and has no right to amend what constitutes scripture. And while there is truth outside of the Bible, there can be none contradicting it (since it is God-breathed) and it is through the Bible that God has chosen to reveal himself and his method of salvation.

    54. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What it is like to be a chronic liar and dilusional idiot?

    55. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Morlark · · Score: 1
      And which part of the bible is written by one of Jesus' earliest disciples? AFAIK it was assembled decades or centuries (parts earlier, parts later) after the date where Jesus lived according to the church/bible.

      Pretty much all the New Testament was written by Jesus's earliest disciples. The New Testament was written several years after Jesus's death, true enough, possibly it was even a few decades. But the reason for this gap was that the disciples could spread the word in person. Eventually they realised that they weren't going to be around forever, and so they commited their memories to text. But it all comes directly from the people who witnessed the events in question.

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    56. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      Not deprecated. Jesus upheld OT law. The 'eye for an eye' law was to ensure that a fair judgement was passed on someone rather than say killing someone when they steal a loaf of bread. And there's a difference between the responsibility of the judicial system and personal response to people. We can forgive and help people who hurt us, while still endorsing a judicial system that punishes wrong.

    57. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit lying. Everyone knows that Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were NOT written by the Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

    58. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know every time I hear something like this I am reminded of the psychological phenomenon of 'rationalisation' ... whereby we make excuses for things we want to believe.

      Sure there is bound to be local wisdom in these ideas, there is in every society when you look close enough. Nothing special there. But there is almost certainly ignorance, and we should remember that in hindsight one can concoct an almost infinite number of reasons to explain something independent of whether it is true. This is the reason Karl Popper thought History was unscientific.

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    59. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by wrf3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      At least eleven events are considered to be knowable history by virtually all scholars, and a twelfth event is considered to be knowable history by many scholars.
      (1) Jesus died due to the rigors of crufixion and (2) was buried. (3) Jesus' death caused the disciples to despair and lose hope. (4) Although not as frequently recognized, many scholars hold that Jesus was buried in a tomb that was discovered to be empty a few days later.
      Critical scholars even agree that (5) at this time the disciples had real experiences that they believed were literal appearances of the risen Jesus. Because of these experiences, (6) the disciples were transformed from doubters who were afraid to identify themselves with Jesus to bold proclaimers of his death and Resurrection, even to be willing to die for this belief. (7) This message was central in the early church preaching and (8) was especially proclaimed in Jerusalem, where Jesus had died early before.
      As a result of this message, (9) the church was born and grew, (10) with Sunday as the primary day of worship. (11) James, the brother of Jesus and a skeptic, was converted to the faith when he believed he saw the resurrected Jesus. (12) A few years later Paul the persecutor of Christians was also converted by an experience that he, similarly, believed to be an appearance of the risen Jesus.


      From: Did Jesus Rise From The Dead: The Resurrection Debate, with Gary Habermas and Antony Flew (who recently made news).
    60. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since you asked, it's a lot like being an ass-burglar.

    61. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh so CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS SCHOLARS say that those things are knowable history even though HISTORIANS do not agree.

    62. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Paul was martyred in 66(?) A.D. so that his letters are, at most, 30 years from the death of Jesus and some much earlier. Add to this that Paul wrote to churches that were already in existence and they needed time to form. Furthermore, Paul passes on what he had learned, possibly citing a hymn which was used by the early church, which can be used to date the proclamation of the Resurrection to about 8 years after the death of Jesus.

    63. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      What is it that you think is stupid or a lie or both?

    64. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, Paul's letters were not written by Paul...

    65. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Demonic Males by Peterson. The behavior is most frequently seen in groups of females, and is believed to be a means of relaxation and a source of same-gender bonding.

    66. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Forge · · Score: 1

      Faulty reasoning.

      Most ills are available in animal form. Including suicide, robbery and assault.

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    67. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Except for the food part, Paul removed that.

      Of course, it was removed because the Roman Christians were whining, not because of any religious reason. They didn't see why they had to follow Jewish dietary law.

      If there had been a devout homosexual community instead, you know what? Same thing would have happened for them.

      But someone once asked Jesus what the most important laws were. He gave the actual important commandments...throw the ten commandments away, these are the two commandments.

      He said the first was: Love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, and all your mind.

      And the second: Love your neighbor as you love yourself.

      Then he continued: All the law and the writings of the prophets depend on these two commands.

      Anyone who tried to read any law from the Bible that doesn't originate from one of those two commandments is reading something that isn't God's rules. They might be laws to keep Israel intact, or curtail disease, or outdated commands about the treatment of women and slaves, but they aren't the rules from God.

      No, I'm not going to debate people who say Christianity is a bunch of nonsense...it's not really that important to me. I'm just saying, Jesus actually came out and said, 'If you get nothing else from me, then at least love God unconditionally and love everyone else as much as you love yourself. The rest of it should logically follow from that start.'.

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    68. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by freemacmini · · Score: 1

      What about the chinese, mongols, hindus, most of african nations etc.

      BTW you also don't see jews buring the red heffer when see a naked woman either.

    69. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I guess that makes God a crappy engineer for not forseeing problems if things...don't follow the "happy path".

      Idiot!

      I was talking to Yaweh, of course.

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    70. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by duffahtolla · · Score: 3, Informative
      Ticks have a genetic basis for homosexuality. At least I think it was ticks..

      They reproduce in a wierd way. The males "penis" is nothing more than a spike that pierces the cuticle of the female. The female has a soft spot in the cuticle for such mating. The male then deposits its sperm directly into the females blood where they migrate towards the females ovaries and fertilze the eggs that are there.

      This technique of sperm migrating towards reproductive organs has allowed male ticks to "rape" other male ticks. With a larger, stronger "spike" the gay ticks pierce the male ticks and the rapists gametes migrate towards the male victims own testicles, where they stay until he subsequently mates. The sperm which the victim deposits into a female tick is now a mixture of his own and that of the gay ticks. So the gay tick can have offspring by raping males.

      The raping ticks themselves can get raped. So a mating session could involve a female mounted by a male, mounted by male, mounted by yet another male, etc.

      A female tick can be picky, so a gay tick doesn't need to court her, it just waits till a straight tick is accepted and mounts her. Once mounted, the straight tick is easy prey for the the gay ones since it's now immobile.

      Only the gay ticks have superior schlongs. The straight ones don't need them since females have that soft spot, so there was no evoulutionary pressure to get bigger ones. So basically you have three distinct populations. Female, Straight Male, and Gay Male. If I remember right there are no bisexual ones.

      I don't remember where I read this, but I do remember that it was a book and not a web site.

    71. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it weren't for Paul glomming onto the nascent Christian sect (power hunger thugs know a good thing when they see one) it might have died off as a historical footnote.

      I guess we'd be in a nation "under Zeus", Mormons swearing Zeus had visited the Southwest, African Americans singing gospel, err, uh, Zeusal songs, everyone Thankgsiving to Zeus, Zeus on the money...

      I guess only TV preachers would be slightly different, as they wouldn't have to apologize for being caught with prostitutes, after all, What Would Zeus Do is pretty obvious.

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    72. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That Old Testament stuff doesn't apply anymore. We're bound by the New Testament new covenant, wherein the omnipotent, omnibenevolent, perfect God changed his mind and we are to turn the other cheek and lead by example rather than execute someone who fucks a man's or a horse's ass.

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    73. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what does it mean when he humps the armchair?

    74. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Christianity is a conglomeration of dozens of local religions and customs along with some Jewish philosophy.

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    75. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, his engineering sure sucks.

      From the comical (nipples for men) to the irritating (large neural cluster prone to "head aches") to the legally actionable sloppy engineering (lack of redundant blood supplies to vital areas, esp. brain and heart, inability for modern bodies to handle a wealth of food supply once capitalism slapped "by the sweat of your brow shall you till the soil" down like a redheadded stepchild.)

      Fuck Yaweh and the scapegoat he rode in on. Grow some (cancer prone) balls, people.

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    76. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      I guess that makes God a crappy engineer for not forseeing problems if things...don't follow the "happy path".

      Except that the Bible says that He did forsee it and planned for it.

      Idiot! ... I was talking to Yaweh, of course.

      That you would call God an idiot because things don't go like you expect them to is, in a nutshell, everything that is wrong with mankind (i.e. that man has the hubris to try to judge God). Now, since you're such a hotshot engineer, how do you propose to fix it?

    77. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " I have read the whole text."

      I meant Leviticus, not the Bible. The christian bible, as a whole, really doesn't lend itself to analysis. It's too many pieces from too many times written by too many different types of people. On top of all that, it was sliced, editted, and rebuilt constantly. There is no overall theme that you can sink your teeth into. A theme can be chosen for you, taking on the aspects supporting whatever they like while they toss whatever they like. Hence the American Christians/Baptists, who believe in a Warrior Jesus rather than a teaching Jesus, etc., blending Old and New Testaments to support the worldview that Bush believes in -- America as Jesus's warrior army, taming evil around the world in preparation for the Apocalypse. YMMV for INRI.

    78. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey bright boy, God isn't real.

    79. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While the science of "born with it" may be more driven by politics than real (isn't it sad people have to say they were born with something just not to be thrown in jail?) nevertheless there's no reason to suggest it is something that needs to be "treated".

      In a free society, the people do not grant the government the power to regulate sexual activity.

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    80. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Now, since you're such a hotshot engineer, how
      > do you propose to fix it?

      Drugs that grow redundant blood vessels in the heart (no redundancy is one of Yaweh-the-perfect's fuckups -- he forsaw sin, and, umm, the heart disease sin would, umm, cause) are currently being tested (or shortly will be) on humans. They seem to work on animals.

      Yep, one of many ways we're improving on God's design. :rollseyes

      "God", "Pharoah", jesus christ, can't you call these things by their actual names? You sound like a rich Englishman telling his guest that if he gets hungery late at night, to go ask "Cook" to make some pork chops.

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    81. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      We can forgive and help people who hurt us, while still endorsing a judicial system that punishes wrong.

      I considered mentioning this point, in fact, but passed in favor of the one-liner. :)

      And I think it is the Church, rather than Jesus, who has deprecated at least some of the Old Testament. The problem is, some of the OT clearly needs to be deprecated, and is at odds with the Church's current position, but AFAIK, they haven't published a list of "verses you can ignore."

      I kinda wish they would. Or maybe a "Bible rev. 2" would be better. One of the advantages Christians have in theological debates is that they acknowledge that the Bible is an imperfect transcription of God's will. This is in contrast with the Islamic position that the Koran (or Quran, whatever) is written by Allah himself, IIUC. So it follows that there could be a legitimate corrected version of the Bible.

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    82. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by iocat · · Score: 1

      Only if you're a Christian. If you're a Jew, you still need to execute horse-fuckers.

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    83. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by duffahtolla · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, Greeks were open about sex, and even about homosexuality, and that led to a great civilisation, simply because people were open-minded and not constrained by laws.

      Being open-minded about ideas, heavy into science, mathematics, and philosophy led to a great civilization. Not caring about sexual preferences is merely a side effect of being open-minded.

    84. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the Old Testament doesn't apply, why do both the Old and New Testaments comprise the holy book of the Christians. Seriously, I'm curious.

    85. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the Old Testament contains all the verses that the gospel writers cited when they made up their stories to prove that Jesus was the messiah.

    86. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 1

      "Christianity" as a whole is a loose collection of similar faiths that agree on a couple of points and may or may not have Jewish philosophy intermixed. I wouldn't consider "Christianity" a culture or a religion.

      I am Roman Catholic, which is a single religion that's existed for roughly 2000 years and we see it as the fullfillment of the Jewish faith. Catholic Culture used to exist, prior to the passing of the second Vatican council, which stripped away like 80% of our common cultural heritage.

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    87. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 1

      The Chinese, Mongolian, and most of the African nations bear little resemblence to thier cultures from, say, 4000 years ago. Hinduism I touched in another post in the same thread.

      Your second statement wasn't a sentence; I don't understand what you are saying.

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    88. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except your church is a fraud. The antichrist has controlled every pope your "church" has had.

    89. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the culture of modern Israel is exactly the same as Jewish culture was during the rule of King David!?

    90. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by wolja · · Score: 1

      It's a way of enforcing crop rotation as that would have been shown to be the most efficient, more crops and less land degradation.

      Without modern fertilisers mixing seeds in the one bed, paddock (Most ifleds back then were quite small) etc would lead to reduced crops and land damage.

      When you think of religion as a way of delivering practical information to dumbarses then it almost makes sense.

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    91. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by duffahtolla · · Score: 1
      Hinduism is a conglomeration of dozens of local religions and customs along with some Buddist philosophy.

      Hinduism is one of the oldest religions, with origins going back to 2500BC or more. Just because it's not xenophobic and tightly controlled like judaism is not a reason to dismiss it so lightly.

      Hindu culture exists and it has identity. It has existed for nearly 5000 years. To dismiss it as you do does not paint you in a very flattering light.

    92. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Much of what is forbidden, under available food preparation techniques (which were also specified at a high standard of sanitation), would have been either a bacterial risk or unhealthy in general. Allowing animal products at all is inconsistent with that idea, though so it's flawed at best.

    93. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, Christ said that not one jot would be removed from the law and that he had in fact come to fulfil it.

      Yes -- Christ said that the rules still applied until the covanent was fullfilled, and all who violated the law before the covanent was fulfilled would be damned by such a violation. However, when he died on the Cross, the covanent was fulfilled. Thus, the old law was at least partially obsolete. The law was re-written by Christ, and Paul, and Peter, and Clement, and Ignatious of Antioch, and soforth.

      The problem with it is that apostolic authority was only granted to those who had seen the risen Christ

      Really? Where do you get this? It's not said in scripture, and it's rather contradicted by the fact that Paul only saw the risen Christ in a vision. In addition, the bible wasn't assembled until after the death of all of the original apostles. Who had the authority to infallibly assemble the bible? Why, the See of Rome!

      Yes -- we haven't ammended scripture; The Bible is a complete work (the Catholic bible that is; the protestants removed the deuterocanonical books sometime in the 1620's or so), and it is true that no truth can contradict biblical truth. When I spoke of the canon, I was not just speaking of scripture.

      Well, in the process you are arguing that the RC view is right, since you're arguing the RC view.

      No, I was merely stating the view from the RC perspective. I believe it, but don't necessarily expect you to.

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    94. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh, another papist follower of the antichrist. Will you please accept Christ and your saviour and become a REAL christian so that you will be Saved?

    95. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by ezeri · · Score: 1

      No offence, but I don't think you should be telling us christians what our possitions are being that your an athiest.

      First off, it was Jesus who depreciated the Old Testament. Rules in the Old Testament served one of 4 purposes. 1. To set apart the nation of Isreal as unique and holy. 2. Laws to be carried out, ie, the legal system for Isreal. 3. To condem mankind, namely the 10 commandments. And by condem mankind, I mean a set of rules whose purpose was to demonstrate our flaws. There is no human alive who hasn't violated all 10 of the commandments as Jesus described them (ie, if you look at a woman with lust you've commited adultry, if you hate, murder, etc.) Thus no one could clame to be with out the need for a savior. And the 4th group is laws that were symbolic of the future coming of christ. These would be the sacrifices, etc.

      So while it is true that the Old Testament isn't a list of verses you can ignore, they aren't guidelines to be followed strictly for modern day christians. You can read a lenghty letter Paul wrote specificly on this topic in the book of Galatians, so clearly this isn't some modern church standing.

      As to acknowledging that the Bible is and imperfect transcription of God's will, that would be a modern liberal interpretation (and please don't confuse this for any political beliefs, I'm using liberal in it's original meaning). You are only going to find this belief among those who lack much christian theological understanding and heard haven't given much though to it, or those who are more conserned with being politicaly correct than seeking God. These people would be considered social christians, or not realy christian at all.

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    96. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by ezeri · · Score: 1

      Of course, it was removed because the Roman Christians were whining, not because of any religious reason. They didn't see why they had to follow Jewish dietary law.

      Not true at all, read Galatians, it had nothing to do with anyone whining.

      If there had been a devout homosexual community instead, you know what? Same thing would have happened for them.

      Again, not true at all. Homosexualy is a sin, in the same regard as adultry. Jewish dietary laws were different, they were there to set the nation Isreal apart, and no longer needed after Jesus's fulfilment of our salvation.

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    97. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, I wish I could make shit up at random and call it a religion.

    98. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The two main difference is:

      (1) They are hairier. I suspect this is not structural though.

      (2) They have a great past to be in awe of, unlike their predecessors who could make their own time.

    99. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by linoleo · · Score: 0

      Do not wear clothing made from two kinds of fiber.

      Dear AC,

      perhaps you could advise me then regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them?

      1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

      2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

      3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev. 15:19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

      4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

      5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath, but Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

      6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

      7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

      8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

      9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

      10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev. 24:10-16)? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)?

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    100. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by nick79au · · Score: 1

      The Australian Aboriginal culture (revolving around the Dreamtime or The Dreaming) is estimated to be 50,000+ years old.
      Dreamtime
      Australian Dreamtime

    101. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if our bible-thumping comrades turn out to be right, then there's a-gonna be a lot of ticks in hell...

    102. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by freemacmini · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Your second statement wasn't a sentence; I don't understand what you are saying."

      Simple. The hebrews of today bear little resembelence to the hebrews of 4000 year ago. In fact the mongols of today live pretty much like the mongols of 4000 years ago but hebrews of today eat pizza and watch porn.

      The chinese, japanese, mongols, hindus, turks, arabs, all have a longer history then the hebrews do.

    103. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Madcapjack · · Score: 1
      The New Testament, especially the gospels and the book of Acts are garbled texts with multiple sources, multiple deliberate obscufations and deceptions, and are generally incoherent as texts. It is, in fact, incredibly difficult to make them, and the rest of the New Testament for that matter, agree with each other.

      I suggest a close reading of "James the Brother of Jesus" by Robert Eiseman, an exhaustive examination of the relevant primary texts. http://www.depts.drew.edu/jhc/rpeisman.html for a review.

    104. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by rich3rd · · Score: 1

      You're both wrong. The reason pigs are a poor livestock choice in hot climates is that they cannot perspire, and in order to stay cool in a hot climate (like the middle-east), they will wallow in their own waste, which is unsanitary. Pigs are fine, clean animals when they have some good old mud to wallow in, but there's not much of that in the desert. This book explains it all.

    105. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      "When you think of religion as a way of delivering practical information to dumbarses then it almost makes sense."


      I think that you have hit on the reason that religion has lasted so long, and why it is still around for the most part. It seems to work.

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    106. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 0, Troll

      3) Sex laws served two purposes. They held the family units together and guaranteed growth of the nation (more offspring than parents) as well as preserving the purity of the group. This may not make sense biologically but it avoided the cultural confusion which we Americans are so fond of.

      heil Hitler. admiring your enemy, mein heir? i've never seen rampant nazism and right wing christian racsim mixed so well with warped family values. i can just see you chanting 4 more years! 4 more years! last election day.

      4) The entirety of the code gave the Hebrews a sense of "something different" from their neighbors, as it continues to for those who follow it. Hence serving to unify the people and enhance a sense of nation, which is why they are just about the only cultural group of that period to have survived to the modern day.

      you mean like middle eastern, indian, african(including egyptian), and the myriad of other cultures that are still around?

      cultures are supposed to meld. they serve their purpose and then they are absorbed by either more dominant ones or just fade away or change with times. it's called cultural evolution. uh oh, i metioned evolution. now i've done it.

    107. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Kosi · · Score: 1

      Superstition and common sense mixed together with a massive dash of fanaticism.

      Isn't that what most of all this religious stuff is about?

    108. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely any reasonable reading of the "mingled seed" comment would infer that it says don't plant two seeds in one field at the same time. It's not a sanitary rule, it's a piece of technological advice. And bloody obvious advice too - you can hardly argue with it on a "common sense" basis.

      It's impossible to read it any other way. If I put lemonade in a bottle, emptied it, cleaned it, then put orangeade in, no-one would say the two liquids ever "mingled".

    109. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, harddrive manufacturers need to read this one..

      (Lev. 19:35 KJV) Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment, in meteyard, in weight, or in measure.


      In a theoretical version of Christianity which follows Jesus' teachings, you wouldn't be able to judge harddrive manufacturers unrighteous, so Leviticus wouldn't apply.

    110. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's so terrible about driving on the left-hand side of the road? Nothing, other than that it is a useful rule that we should all drive on the right.

      Touching your wife while she's in labour, or menstruating, may be a very dangerous thing to do in a pre-medical society. Probably mainly dangerous for her, or for her baby, I hope you understand. You can see why rules like this were made.

      But you do have to ask questions about the people who follow these rules to the letter in 21st century America.

    111. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Eudaemonic+Pie · · Score: 1

      I prefer the Really Good News bible... there's no print, you just lick the pages. But seriously, told that joke once at a Sunday School class party, and the guy who laughed the loudest quickly checked himself and turned beet red.

    112. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by CliffEmAll · · Score: 1

      Since you seem genuinely interested:

      People who accept the sacrifice of Christ to cover their sins are not bound to follow the Israelite Law. However, this does not mean that the Old Testament "doesn't apply", nor that God changed his mind. Both sections are included because they are both believed to be the inspired word of God, because together they paint a clearer picture of God than either could by itself, and, as the other poster mentioned, the Old Testament provides the context for everything that happens in the New Testament.

      Jesus himself said it best in Matthew 5: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."

    113. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      And I think it is the Church, rather than Jesus, who has deprecated at least some of the Old Testament.

      Any church that does that is in serious error.

      The problem is, some of the OT clearly needs to be deprecated

      Jesus and his disciples disagreed quite strongly. All the early preaching was done form the OT and Jesus held it up on numerous occasions as being trustworthy and all about him. He clearly said that he had come to fulfil it, not remove it. Paul affirmed it all as being useful.

      and is at odds with the Church's current position

      If a church is at odds with the Bible, then it is the church that should change, not the Bible. You cannot change God's revealed will. You can either submit to its authority, or ignore it and follow your own will, rather than God's. The second means that you are not a part of the invisible and universal church that comprises all believers.

      One of the advantages Christians have in theological debates is that they acknowledge that the Bible is an imperfect transcription of God's will.

      No, the advantage Christians have is that we have the perfect revealed word of God. Our translations are not perfect, but they're 99.9% perfect and the uncertainties we have affect no major doctrine. We have the advantage of a God who has revealed himself through history and has left us with historical events to learn from along with direct speech on his part.

      So it follows that there could be a legitimate corrected version of the Bible.

      The only sense in which the Bible could be 'legitimately corrected' would be if we made improvements to our translations. Removing any verse would be clearly condemned by the Bible and make it illegitimate and incomplete.

    114. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      Yes -- Christ said that the rules still applied until the covanent was fullfilled, and all who violated the law before the covanent was fulfilled would be damned by such a violation. However, when he died on the Cross, the covanent was fulfilled. Thus, the old law was at least partially obsolete.

      He said he had come to fulfil the law, not abolish it. Every man stands condemned by the law because every man has broken it. Anyone who repents and believes in Jesus is saved because Jesus has fulfilled the law and can take our place, so that we appear perfect before God, as if we had kept the law. Some of it is obsolete in the sense that Christians no longer need carry it out (such as sacrifices, which are fulfilled by Jesus), but they are not obsolete n the sense that we should still study and learn from what the Bible says about them. Indeed, the letter to the Hebrews does this a fair bit.

      The law was re-written by Christ, and Paul, and Peter, and Clement, and Ignatious of Antioch, and soforth.

      Christ said he wasn't going to rewrite the law, Paul and Peter made no claims about changing it and the rest had no authority or reason to.

      Really? Where do you get this? It's not said in scripture, and it's rather contradicted by the fact that Paul only saw the risen Christ in a vision.

      Jesus granted authority to the 11 disciples who remained with him. Peter then confirmed Paul's authority. No-one else was given any authority to write scripture. And if you read Acts 9, Paul clearly has a conversation with the risen Jesus.

      In addition, the bible wasn't assembled until after the death of all of the original apostles.

      It was written before, so the definition still stands.

      Who had the authority to infallibly assemble the bible? Why, the See of Rome!

      Err, no. The Bible says nothing about a pope. The New Testament books were already in widespread use by the time of the Council of Nicea. They simply voted there to confirm the canon that was already in use.

      Yes -- we haven't ammended scripture; The Bible is a complete work (the Catholic bible that is; the protestants removed the deuterocanonical books sometime in the 1620's or so)

      The Apocrypha was never seen by the Jews as being canocial, Jesus doesn't say it's canonical, Jerome don't include it in the Vulgate and it was never in universal use in the church. In fact, the RC church didn't official count it as canonical until the Council of Trent in 1546, which was in response to the Reformation, not prior to it. Protestants simply kept out books that were never in the canon in the first place.

    115. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when a dog does it, it's a good thing. But when a man does this he's a fag?

      man, I'm glad I'm neither of those. That shit's just too confusing...

    116. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      There is no human alive who hasn't violated all 10 of the commandments as Jesus described them

      Um, I haven't killed anyone. And I'm sure there are a lot of people who haven't fornicated or stolen.

      But who am I to tell you that you're wrong?

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    117. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by CarnivoreMan · · Score: 1

      The dog isnt humpin the other male because it wants to hump a male.. its humping another male because its something convenient to hump. I've seen dogs hump teddy bears too.

      We arent animals. Using their actions to rationalize human actions doesnt work.

      Do you lick your own butt like Rover?

    118. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's any number of studies of a wide range of species which shows that homosexual behavior happens pretty much across the board. Reptiles, Amphibians, Mammals, even Insects. The behavior is typically triggered by overpopulation.

      Of course, there's also Bonobos, who do pretty much everything sexual under the sun, both giving and recieving from every and any available member. (No dominance game going on there.)

    119. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      The hebrews of today bear little resembelence to the hebrews of 4000 year ago.

      Except for the Hassidic, or "orthodox", Jews. Many of them won't even make eye-contact with Gentiles. For what it's worth, I say this from first-hand experience: I took a trip to Israel about 6 years ago. While yes, much of the Israeli population is as "modern" and "liberal" as any European culture (brightly colored hair and facial piercings were popular among the youth when I was there), the Hassidic Jews are still very dedicated to the heritage of the Old Testament and other texts from that era.

    120. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      [i]7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. [/i]

      By this reading, you state homosexuality is a sin. But that would make priests and nuns fornicators as well.

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    121. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      change God's revealed will. You can either submit to its authority, or ignore it and follow your own will, rather than God's. The second means that you are not a part of the invisible and universal church that comprises all believers.

      Likewise, if the Bible is at odds with nature, than the Bible has to change. Because the works of god are collectively natural revelation. Man and the devil can deceive with words. Only GOD can create!!!!

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    122. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      Complete but lacking other gospels? how can that be complete? Thomas? Mary? Story of sophia? Philip? etc...

    123. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the translation. The ink on my bible smudged after I pissed on it.

    124. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 1

      The gospel of Thomas was written 100 years later than the others, to spout heretical gnostic propaganda. The gospel of Mary Magdelane was proven to have been written 300 years later, and likely by a man. Not familiar with the Story of sophia, etc.

      The fact is, the bible is complete as the work that it is. That doesn't mean other works can't be written, but if they are, they aren't part of the bible.

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    125. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      ah, i see there's a time period for authenticity for the books the church decides not to include, but not for the ones that they did include? Everything that says you're a worthless piece of shit gets put in, and everything that shows you the way to the kingdom of god inside of you gets thrown out? Go read them, study them. Even if you aren't christian, knowing yourself should be your first goal in life.

    126. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Paladin128 · · Score: 1

      It's not a time period thing... the Gospel of Thomas was said to have been written by the apostle "doubting" Thomas. It was written more than 100 years after his death.

      I've read the Gospel of Thomas (I do have a copy) -- it ends by saying that women can't get into heaven, because women are flawed. Christ says he will make Mary male so she can enter heaven.

      About 80% of the gospel is legit theology, but that can ALL be found in the three synoptic gospels included in the bible. This gospel was written to justify gnosticism, which is a heresey that stated that all matter was evil, and spirit was good. It also denied the humanity of Christ.

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    127. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by freemacmini · · Score: 1

      "Except for the Hassidic, or "orthodox", Jews. Many of them won't even make eye-contact with Gentiles."

      Aaah yes, bring out the .5% and point to them as an example of how the hebrew culture has stayed the the same for 4000 years.

      So tell me do the hassidic jews burn red heffers if they catch a glimse of a naked woman? Of course not. That's because even the ultra orhodox

      Again the japanese, mongols, chinese, hindus, arabs, turks, aztecs, mayans, eskimos, ainu all have a longer continious history then the hebrews.

    128. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      Aaah yes, bring out the .5%

      Last I checked 0.5% is still greater than 0%, and that's the point I was making. I said nothing, and made no pretences about, proportion, just existence.

      So tell me do the hassidic jews burn red heffers if they catch a glimse of a naked woman? Of course not. That's because even the ultra orhodox

      Well I guess I don't know for sure what you were about to say, but it looks like it was going to be a sweeping generalization. Hey believe it or not, not everyone gives in to their physical lusts. Just because you may not be able to control your urges, doesn't mean no one else can.

      And in any case, if one Hassidic Jew looks at naked women against his supposed beliefs that says absolutely nothing about the entire culture as a whole! Just like if one so-called Christian's actions betray his supposed beliefs that says nothing about all other Christians. Indeed, since the label "Christian" or "Hassidic Jew" is a statement of adherance to a certain value-set, then if their actions don't jive with that value-set, then they don't truly belong to that group. I can claim I'm a physician all I want, but I don't practice medicine, so what does that make me other than a liar?

    129. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we should act like animals...I like that idea...then we can do what ever we want...murder...incest...rape...steal...just like a pack of dogs...what a joyful society ;)

    130. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      Likewise, if the Bible is at odds with nature, than the Bible has to change.

      The Bible and nature cannot be at odds. What you mean is scientific theories and the Bible, in which case I'll let the Bible arbitrate between the theories.

      Because the works of god are collectively natural revelation.

      No, the Bible is supernatural revelation.

      Man and the devil can deceive with words.

      Yes, but we have God's words in languages with rules of meaning and grammar, allowing them to be understood. When there are disagreements in interpretation, one will be wrong and one will be right. Careful analysis of structure and context should make the meaning plain.

    131. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by freemacmini · · Score: 1

      "Last I checked 0.5% is still greater than 0%,"

      Look man even the hassidic jews live nothing like the jews of the old testament did. On the other hand the vast majority of the mongols live almost exactly like their ancenstors lived.

      What you don't seem to get is that even the hassic sect of the jews has changed it's culture. They no longer burn red heffers when they see naked women. They no longer kill homosexuals.

      But hey don't let plain and simple facts get in the way of your preconceived notion of how the hebrews are the oldest surviving culture and how every other culture that's actually olders then the hebrews is somehow different but the hebrews are exactly the same.

    132. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      No, that was critical historical scholars -- not just Christians.

    133. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9th commandment, read it, and TRY living by it for a change.

    134. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      Surely any reasonable reading of the "mingled seed" comment would infer that it says don't plant two seeds in one field at the same time. And bloody obvious advice too - you can hardly argue with it on a "common sense" basis.

      It's very arguable.

      There are plenty of advantages to planting two different plants in one field at the same time. It's space, soil and water efficient; one crop can benefit from the nitrification or pest-detering ability of another plant, etc.

      In fact, comingling of is incredibly common outside N. America and Western europe, and was the dominant agricultural scheme here until quite recently, when the idea of monoculture on a massive scale dominated North America and Western Europe.

    135. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by alisanwonderland · · Score: 1

      The bible teaches us to love everyone even our enemies. It also teaches that homosexuality is a sin though and should not be condoned and excepted. You can care for a person but not like what they do..also whether you believe in what the bible has to say doesn't make it any less real or the people who wrote it "freaking nuts". For those who do believe know that the whole bible was God inspired and I wouldn't take calling God a nut lightly.

    136. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Boy, weren't you fooled. It was written by a committee of humans. Stupid, cave-man humans, at that. Hee hee! ;)

    137. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by phayes · · Score: 1
      In a free society, the people do not grant the government the power to regulate sexual activity.

      So, in your "free" society, rape & pederasty would be "unregulated"?

      Some conduct will always be regulated. Your freedom stops as soon as it impacts anybody else at one point or another. The debate is where that point is.

      Either you posted a meaningless over-generalization or you've got criminal tendancies (as defined in OUR society). I'm curious (if you reply) to see which.

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    138. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by famebait · · Score: 1

      You must totally be kidding. Are you saying they hadn't discovered menstruation yet? and still had laws concering it? And contagious diseases involving genital hemmoraging were a likely problem to encounter?

      Don't say "historical context" when you really mean "compulsive lame-ass and ad-hoc rationalisation that defeats its own purpouse by effectively making your position unfalsifiable".

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    139. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by famebait · · Score: 1

      Well read it again. Most of those rules are completely insane. You may of course choose to accept them as orders without alloting their internal logic or lack thereof any relevance. But if they all, in and of themselves, actually make complete sense to you, then you my friend, are insane too.

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    140. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's the origin of The Tick's battle cry "SPOON!"

    141. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Let's just take a look at a letter to Bush regarding Leviticus:

      President Bush, I need some advice regarding God's Laws and how best to follow them

      Dear President Bush:

      11/26/04 "ICH" -- Congratulations on your election victory and for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. As you said, "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18.22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

      However, I do need some advice from you regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how best to follow them.

      1. Leviticus 25.44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not to Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

      2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21.7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

      3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Leviticus15.19-24). The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

      4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord. (Leviticus 1.9) The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

      5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35.2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

      6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Leviticus11.10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?

      7. Leviticus.21.20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

      8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Leviticus19.27. How should they die?

      9. I know from Leviticus 11.6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean. May I still play football if I wear gloves?

      10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19.19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Leviticus 24.10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, as we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Leviticus 20.14)

      I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

      Yours truly,
      An Inquiring Supporter

      P.S. I look forward to your answers because there are a number of other issues that I'd like to get settled as soon as you've enlightened me on these ... Thanks again.

    142. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be nice if more religious people would acknowledge that these rules were for outdated reasons though. So many still use them as arbitrary justification for holding power over people. It also would have been nice if the rulers of the past actually tried to explain why these rules were, instead of giving a bullsh*t religious explanation... "Don't do that. No reason, just God will strike you down if you do, that's all."

    143. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by seminumerical · · Score: 1
      Except for the Hassidic, or "orthodox", Jews. Many of them won't even make eye-contact with Gentiles.

      Is that true? Is it a requirement of their faith?

      Several years ago I was driving beside another car at night in a snow storm and its headlights were off. Very dangerous. So I beeped and pointed at the lights. No response. I tried again. No response. Then I looked closer and saw 4 hassidim staring fixedly ahead, absolutely ignoring me. I have often wondered if they thought I was being hostile.

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    144. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Have you looked at the family purity laws? What is so terrible about touching your wife while she's in labour? What's so terrible about touching her only 6 days after she's had a midcyle spot? Even if she's having her period, I think that passing the salt is probably not so bad.

      I read through Leviticus carefully a couple of years ago. I did some math, using modern knowledge of reproduction. One interesting observation is that the woman can't be "touched" after delivering a girl for something like six weeks, while the time for a boy is much shorter. The patriarchal society would have been able to follow this rule, since they were so damn scared of women (my opinion), but I think God (YMMV) pulled one over on them.

      If a baby boy is born, and Dad decides to go for more, he can get an early start. But for one thing, mom's breastfeeding will give her natural protection from conception. And if it occurs anyway, the boy-child will be the worse for it, as mom's body works on the next one.

      But if it's a girl, Dad has to stay away for quite a while. This gives the baby more time with mom for both food and bonding. There's another added benefit, too: if I remember correctly, the delay should coincide with the best time to conceive the next baby, just when Dad has been going without for an even longer time. So we have a healthier girl, plus a the best timing for the next conception.

      Since I believe in God, I say he knew that his he-man-girl-haters-club followers wouldn't understand a word of the above, so he made it simple. Pure, unpure, touch, no touchie.

      But overall, I'm thankful to be a New Testament follower (though I've had some disagreements there too).

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    145. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Either that, or you're a completely ignorant ass who loves to emphasize technical details that, obviously, have nothing to do with what I stated.

      Only people with severe mental problems focus on technically complete minutia in general statements. You probably get bent out of shape when someone says "I did such and such 20 minutes ago", and you fly off the handle screaming "It was actually 19 minutes and 47 seconds ago, not 20 minutes!"

      I pity you. You are a wonder of everything wrong with humanity.

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    146. Re:Actually, that would be a sin. by ezeri · · Score: 1

      Never had hatred for anyone?

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  31. Footnote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I know technically the existence of Durin would prove the existence of the dwarfs, since Durin is the father of all dwarfs, but dwarfs aren't as exciting as the elves (well, except for their fine metalwork and the fact they have lots of gold... wait, maybe the dwarfs are more exciting).

  32. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

    And we should care why?

    Now, now. Slashdot has a long, proud and profitable history of Catholic-baiting. A "Shroud of Turin versus Science" story on an otherwise slow Sunday morning is a -- you should pardon the expression -- God-send. Taco can hardly be blamed.

    I forgive him.

  33. For sake of argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lets just say for the sake of argument that the shroud is the cloth that jesus was wrapped in when he was buried. What exactly does that prove, anyway?

    Maybe if intact DNA could be found on the cloth, they could clone it, and get the resulting guy to reason with christians.

    1. Re:For sake of argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure if it was possible to clone him by now the US Government would have. Imagine an army of Jesuses (Jesii?), they would be unstoppable with their sea parting, wine from water, laser vision abilities.

      Of course if you did clone Jesus, that wouldn't make him the same person. I mean he could grow up to be Joe Sixpack Jesus who sits on the couch all day watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

  34. Hm... by HackNack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientific method:

    1. Characterization
    2. Hypothesis (a theoretical, hypothetical explanation)
    3. Prediction (logical deduction from the hypothesis)
    4. Experiment (test of all of the above)
    5. Conclusion (an objective conclusion based on #4)

    Dr. Raymond Rogers's Method

    1. Conclusion (It was Jesus's burial shroud)
    2. Characterization (What's that?)
    3. Hypothesis (Huh?)
    4. Prediction (We all know it was Jesus's)
    5. Experiment (Hmmm, let's pick a method that will ballpark the age better. 100,000 BC to 2005 CE GOOD! Hey, it's all good.)

    1. Re:Hm... by geekanarchy · · Score: 1

      This guy is from Los Alamos... where a good time out with the 'guys' is chalking up a new design for an H-bomb. I'm sure his methods are a tinsy bit more scientific than you suggest.

    2. Re:Hm... by drporter · · Score: 1

      You have absolutely no knowledge of Rogers. Ray Rogers is a Fellow of the University of California, Los Alamos National Laboratory and a charter member of the Coalition for Excellence in Science Education. He has published many scientific papers in peer-reviewed journals. Read the January 28 article in Nature!!! Rogers set out to prove the patch hypothesis was wrong and discovered it was right.

    3. Re:Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing Christ-tards like you are here to lie to everyone.

    4. Re:Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey bud, what's the margin of error in evolutionist conclusions? *cough*

    5. Re:Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my method:

      Death Shroud that belonged to Jesus?

      or

      '70 Hemi-Cuda

      Answer:

      The shroud is just a bed sheet. Only Jesus could drive a car as bad ass as a '70 Hemi-Cuda.

  35. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As an atheist I believe that religion is based on no factual basis whatsoever and exists purely as a fantasy in which religious people choose to believe.

    I don't see why I shouldn't evangalize my beliefs and try and save as many people as I can from these dangerous religious delusions.

  36. Mod parent up. by FireFlie · · Score: 1

    Yes. It's amazing how we begin to doubt tested scientific methods of study (ie carbon dating) because someone believes their religious beliefs are riding on it.

  37. Bad for Science by KrackHouse · · Score: 1

    Faith and science are two totally different and incompatible methods of acquiring knowledge. Disproving faith with science isn't going to change minds it's just going to make a whole bunch of people even less likely to have faith in the scientific method.

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    1. Re:Bad for Science by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Insightful

      why? just because someone uses it to show that there is or is not evidence that faith in something super natural has merit does not hurt the scientific method. I mean, it either discovers that there is a god or there is not a god or we do not know.... how are any of those outcomes harmful to the scientific method?

      I think you are just an idiot.

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    2. Re:Bad for Science by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Faith and science are two totally different and incompatible methods of acquiring knowledge.

      Faith is not a method of aquiring knowledge, it's a method of retaining a belief.

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    3. Re:Bad for Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not likely to sway true believers, but then, nothing would. The tests weren't done for them. They were done for the rest of us who want to know. Either because we're religiously curious (most Christians I know are not dogmatic believers to the exclusions of evidence) or just plain curious.

      And since this is a physical, measureable item, it falls within the pervue of science to analyze. Faith is believe in the absence of (quantifible?) evidence. The Shroud, if it were real, doesn't meet that definition.

    4. Re:Bad for Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faith and science are two totally different and incompatible methods of acquiring knowledge.

      Faith is not a method of aquiring knowledge, it's a method of retaining a belief.

      Faith is a way of knowing, and faith and reason are not opposed.

      If you take an apple, you can see it, smell it, taste it -- all different ways (through different senses) of knowing the apple. Faith is a way of knowing proceeding from what God has revealed, a "God's-eye-view" of the subject in question. It brings out something about the subject that's already there.

      It's not just sense knowledge. Poets and philosophers understand something of reality that is beyond what is attained by the senses. Reasoned to on occasion (ratio), but sometimes there is an intuited understanding that sparks further reasoning (intellectus). You might say Einstein had such a breakthrough with regard to physics.

      What has been revealed by God? Now that's another question. :)

    5. Re:Bad for Science by KrackHouse · · Score: 1

      It hurts public perception of the scientific method which leads to things like school boards preventing the teaching of evolution. That scares me. I think that advances in medicine due to science that save lives are more likely to create respect for science than something like this that just pisses people off by questioning their most deeply held beliefs.

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    6. Re:Bad for Science by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      so... you want to promote the scientific method by restricting its use to areas that you deem to be worthy of it? get a clue... if human's took that view of the Scientific method then we would not be anywhere near where we are today.

      science is about exploring EVERYTHING.

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    7. Re:Bad for Science by KrackHouse · · Score: 1

      If you want people to accept science you don't say, "you're stupid, now listen." You let the microwaves, artificial hearts and flying cars do the talking. You completely missed my point. I said that by dividing people you create an environment where people try to ban the teaching of evolution just out of spite. Also, if you're going to call someone "an idiot" it helps to use good grammar.

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    8. Re:Bad for Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BZZZT! Sorry, wrong. faith != knowing. If there are higher truths, we don't know a thing about them and thus have no basis to speculate. Knowing means "have direct evidence of physical senses that something is the case, or being able to estimate to VERY high probability based on previously demonstrated facts that some other fact is valid."

      Faith and reason are opposed when faith tries to deny demonstrable facts. Which seems to happen quite a bit, I must say.

  38. Carbon dating is inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole practice of carbon dating shouldn't really be used anyway as it is flawed to begin with.

    1. Re:Carbon dating is inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice unbiased sources there. In your lifetime, you or someone you know has taken life-saving medication that would not be possible without experimentation involving radioisotope decay. It's not 100% accurate, but you also can't say it's 100% wrong without showing evidence why it must be so.

      And carbon-14 isn't the only isotope you can use to date things, it's just a common one.

  39. Oh, _that_ Carbon dating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we were getting an insider report from a robotic call girl.

  40. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehow I think bearing the Son of Man in your womb is a little different than coveting your neighbor.

    It sure is if you didn't consent, yes. Mary was the victim here.

  41. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by HackNack · · Score: 0

    I posted without even reading what you wrote here. Check out what I wrote.

  42. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
    Somehow I think bearing the Son of Man in your womb is a little different than coveting your neighbor.

    Rape is still rape. God is a rapist. And if Mary had a child by someone who wasn't her husband, having children out of wedlock, by men who aren't the husband, etc. should most certainly not be a sin. But the Christian hypocrites won't have that, will they?

  43. Geez by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Um, aren't you chastising Cmdr Taco's belief that he has a right to chastise Christian's beliefs?

    Uh, no. Taco is allowed to believe he has the right to chastise Christians' beliefs, he's just not allowed to actually do it.

    Of course, mainly it's just gauche. It's like a Jewish friend of mine who went out of her way to help a person who was having a spot of trouble at work. The person told my friend that it was "awfully Christian of her." Of course, my friend knew what she meant was something like "Your actions are in accord with ideals that I was taught by Christianity, and which are held by other religions such as Judaism." But it's rather like a segregationist telling W.E.B. DuBois that it was "awfully white of him."

    The downside of the death of the idea of propiety is that it has stripped our culture of language and tools to describe situations like this. There is a great gaping whole on the continuum that starts at "OK" and runs through "morally wrong", "should be illegal" ending up at "downright evil". Between "OK" and "morally wrong", there is a whole range of qualities, including: gauche, impolite, rude, and offensive.

    Mocking somebody's beliefs, depending on the context, falls somewhere in this range.

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    1. Re:Geez by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1
      Uh, no. Taco is allowed to believe he has the right to chastise Christians' beliefs, he's just not allowed to actually do it.

      That in itself is a chastisement of Taco. If you're saying that he's not actually allowed to do it, then you're effectively saying that he's mistaken that he has a right to speak that way. You can't have a "right" that's not allowed to be exercised - that contradicts the definition of a right.

    2. Re:Geez by hey! · · Score: 1

      That in itself is a chastisement of Taco.

      Or would be if it weren't clearly meant to be ironic.

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    3. Re:Geez by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      How am I supposed to know you're being ironic rather than just stupid? We've never conversed before. You have a presumption of your intelligence that I had no reason to yet make.

    4. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're supposed to know because its obvious from the context of his post.

      We now have a reason to make a presumption about your intelligence.

    5. Re:Geez by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, you're supposed to think about what you read before you hit the reply button.

      Now, would you feel better if I put a smiley on that last paragraph?

      Or the one above this one?

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    6. Re:Geez by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1
      Well, you're supposed to think about what you read before you hit the reply button.
      Now, would you feel better if I put a smiley on that last paragraph?
      Or the one above this one?
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    7. Re:Geez by Benoni · · Score: 1

      As a proud leftie, I am deeply offended by your use of the word "gauche."

      No, not really. You have the right to use "gauche" if you want to.

      Wait, now I'm deeply offended by my own use of the word "right"! Why can't you have the left to use "gauche"?

      Aagh!

    8. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fucking awesome. The jew deserved it. I'm going to write that down and remember to say that to people.

  44. Carbon dating isn't even needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The body was posed in a style not present until the middle ages - hands crossed over the genitals.

  45. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

    "Christians aren't supposed to hate anyone"
    Apart from arabs, right?

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  46. Fires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    The shroud was stored in a church that caught fire, centuries ago.


    It was folded up, and one corner caught fire or got charred (moltern lead from the roof?). That explains the triangular and diamond patches that have been sewn on at a later time.

  47. Turin.. by mechsoph · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anybody else read that as the "Shroud of Turing"?

    1. Re:Turin.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be more worthy of attention than the supposed image of some malcontent yeshiva student who managed to burden the subsequent two millenia with the bizarre superstitions of some primitive middle-eastern people.

  48. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by HackNack · · Score: 0

    Let's sit in a circle, hold hands, sing songs about tolerance and soy products.

  49. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    ususally I'm the one that get's accused of being humorless..

    I dunno. I thought it was pretty funny how you stuck that apostrophe in gets.

  50. The article talks about a restoration effort... by Exsam · · Score: 1

    in 2002, but if you're a fan of the Dresden Files, you know what really happened. =D http://www.jim-butcher.com/books/dresden/5/ and if you havn't read any of the series but are a fan of occult/mysteries I highly recommend it.

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  51. DNA by peoria+kid · · Score: 1

    With all of the forensic science they should be able to pull DNA from the shroud. This could help in determining whether this is a fake by comparing across ethnic lines and looking for genes consistant with people from his region.

    1. Re:DNA by peoria+kid · · Score: 1

      BTW, If I am related to him I wand reparations for the years of oppression.

    2. Re:DNA by david_costanzo · · Score: 1

      And if there is blood/DNA on the Shroud of Turin, why isn't Science trying to clone Jesus? Think of the social benefits!

    3. Re:DNA by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      Benefits of clong Jesus:

      1) It proved that Jesus would return and Evangicals would expect to go to Heaven as Bush launched the national nuclear weapons stockpile onto the world.

      2) Jesus clone would learn the Bible and tell Evangicals and those they support are not true Christians, excommunicate them, and set Christianity back on track. Then nuke the world.

      Either way, we're dead. Assuming Jesus could return and doesn't, with Evangicals in office they may become scared and nuke the world for not being Evangical and preventing Jesus' return. No matter what, we'll all die.

  52. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the arabs. They'll all be dead soon anyway. Viva La Crusades.

  53. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by game+kid · · Score: 1
    Jesus titty-fucking-christ, ususally I'm the one that get's accused of being humorless..

    Indeed. It's sad when people criticize things without proof or (in this case) reason.

    Oh yeah, and teh new sig!!1

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  54. Ah yes... when it's global warming by the_skywise · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The scientific evidence is "overwhelmingly" true and we should not deny the "scientific" evidence. When the scientific evidence shows the carbon dating was potentially done on a patch of the shroud of turin, it's because it was made from the "bigfoot" suit (happy face).

    But then it just goes to show you that there's more to religious beliefs than religion...

  55. "Resurrection: Myth or Reality" by John S. Spong by reporter · · Score: 1
    If you are interested in religious topics discussed by a Christian who actually believes in the validity of the scientific method and other major accomplishments of Western society, then I highly recommend the following book.

    Resurrection: Myth or Reality by John Shelby Spong

    Spong actually believes that the most important elements of Christianity is the ethics described by Jesus (regardless of whether he actually existed) but is not the mythology. Many Christians find such an approach to be reprehensible.

  56. Where's the controversy? by delta_avi_delta · · Score: 1

    Whether or not this is the shroud that wrapped jesus in the tomb, there's still a sufficiently large body of historical evidence that a man called jesus was alive at the time. Validating or invalidating the claim that this is the cloth he was wrapped in has little or no impact upon proving or disproving the existence of jesus.

    1. Re:Where's the controversy? by kencurry · · Score: 1

      you're missing a lot here.

      The shroud image is thought to be evidence of the Ressurection of Christ.

      There is no debate that the man existed, the religious significance is "was Jesus Christ the Devine son of God?"

      Final point: Nova did a special on the shroud some time ago. There had been a NASA team who had scanned the shroud image, applied a 3D filter to it, and generated a pretty life-like computer image of the face. This was touted by some as further evidence that the image was genuinely produced from a real face.

      The Nova team paid an artist/graduate student to use material of the dated period and paint an image from a photo on cloth. They had her faked image scanned, and guess what, one heck of an image!

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    2. Re:Where's the controversy? by ubertoober · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? I've searched for credible evidence. I've found a lot of people claiming that's there's evidence, but I've never been able to find anyone that could actually cite legitimate evidence. No one. If you've got real proof that actually holds up under scrutiny, then don't hide it under a bushel, no--let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!

    3. Re:Where's the controversy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There is zero evidence not in religious texts of dubious authorship and authenticity which have been carefully selected and edited by the Church. None. Not a word anywhere in spite of the fact that the Roman Empire was in charge and they kept records of everything important. The Catholic church, as an institution, is nearly 2000 years old and has had ample time to either: a) find Roman or other evidence which would prove his existence and widely publish it, b) destroy records or evidence which cast doubt on his existence, or c) produce fake records or evidence.
      There are no examples of a), the shroud is a fine example of c) - and you can make your own call on b).

    4. Re:Where's the controversy? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Conclusive proof? I haven't got any. It was a long time ago and records of nearly everything were spotty. There are a lot of far more recent events which are largely conjecture. Looking for one guy two thousand years ago is going to be tricky.

      However, there are various bits of reasonably contemporaneous evidence. The best one I know of is the Roman historian Josephus, who makes various passing references. He wasn't quite contemporaneous; he was born after the nominal execution of Jesus. He's not known for making stuff up, though his primary witness could have been pulling his leg. Later than that, Tacticus referred to Jesus. Do a Google search and you'll find it.

      That just proves the existence of a guy, which as I've said is a neat trick in itself. It doesn't prove he was a rabbi (but why not?), it doesn't prove he was crucified (though plenty of other people were, so it's not unreasonable), and it sure doesn't prove squat about his divinity or the world being saved through his death. If you're looking for proof on the latter points, you're kind of stuck.

      I'd recommend you accept the existence of the guy, and even accept that he said what the Gospels say he said. Whether what he said was right, and whether the intepretations imply what the various Christian churches wish you to believe, THAT is a topic I consider extremely unproven.

    5. Re:Where's the controversy? by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      Indeed. It seems many people are unaware of this. There are actually only a few writers of Jesus's day (outside of the early church fathers) who mention him at all, and some of the passages in those works are acknowledged forgeries probably inserted by Christian copyists at a later date.

    6. Re:Where's the controversy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read what Josephus wrote. If you believe what he is saying, then that would only prove that Christians existed at the time of his writing, and that the Christians were claiming that Christ existed. Josephus NEVER gave any first hand or even second hand account of Jesus.

    7. Re:Where's the controversy? by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

      There is zero evidence not in religious texts of dubious authorship and authenticity which have been carefully selected and edited by the Church. None. Not a word anywhere in spite of the fact that the Roman Empire was in charge and they kept records of everything important.

      From the Roman point of view, there was nothing important about Jesus. For the Romans, it was just Yet Another Religious Lunatic who was unfortunate enough to piss off the Jewish elders so they wanted him dead. United States of America also keep records of everything important but don't expect Uncle Sam to record details of death of yet another lunatic in Iraq who pissed of someone in Baghdad and got killed for that (and Palestine meant for the Romans exactly what Iraq means now for us: just some bloody piece of territory full of lunatics wanting to kill each other, where we try to establish Pax Romana/Pax Americana).

    8. Re:Where's the controversy? by ubertoober · · Score: 1

      Just adding my "Amen!" to the other posters that pointed out that oft-cited "evidence" attributed to Josephus and Tacticus have been roundly discredited. (I've done a bit more research than Google searches, Brother Jfengel.)

      It's quite a stretch to dismiss Jesus' conspicuous absence from the historical record as just the fog of time. Solid history serves as witness to many mere mortals who lived centuries before the time Jesus supposedly visited earth. It also does a fairly good job documenting his contemporaries. What's remarkable is his absence from the annals of history.

      I'd respectfully suggest that you do a Google search for "The Jesus Seminar". It was a notable effort undertaken by prominent theologians to determine the historicity of Jesus. See for yourself what they concluded after a thorough examination of the "evidence". (And remember, these were scholars who earn their living in the Jesus industry!)

      Perhaps you have evidence they've missed. If you do, I would sincerely like to know about it.

      If, however the (as you wrote) "best you've got" is the Josephus account, then I will recommend in kind that you raise your standards for evidence.

    9. Re:Where's the controversy? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      If, however the (as you wrote) "best you've got" is the Josephus account, then I will recommend in kind that you raise your standards for evidence.

      Your points are well taken, but the real intent was my final paragraph. If somebody were to pop up with Jesus' driver's license, it would prove... what, exactly? That there was some guy named Yeshua two thousand or so years ago. Unless it lists "Moshiach" as his occupation, I shrug (and even then it doesn't mean much except that he had the same sense of humor as I do when I use whitehouse.gov as my email address on forms I don't like.)

      I'm inclined to take a generous view of the evidence simply because it ultimately doesn't point anywhere. The tricky parts of the historical account aren't with his existence but with his resurrection, his other miracles, and his position as savior. Compared to the evidence for those things, the blitherings of Joshephus and Tacticus are clues as solid as any Encyclopedia Brown could hope for.

  57. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    especially the right to insult someone who has beliefs that are not based on anything real

    Let me insult you now, because you clearly mistake "beliefs" with "knowledge". By definition, beliefs do not need to be based on anything real. If you want to base something on "anything real" - you need to have a certain belief, namely believe that there is actually something which is both real and accessible to your senses. It's a common belief, but still a belief - you might as well be a classic "brain in a jar" and see only simulacra. This belief is NOT based on anything real, because you base your perception of reality on this belief, so if you'd try to do it otherwise, you'd have a typical fool's circle.

    there's nothing DUMB about joking about a piece of cloth that shouldn't really be worth anything to you if you believed it to be real.

    Well, if you take the assumption that the Shroud is a medieval counterfeit (and this is also my belief, if you ask) - you'd have to assume that someone in Middle Ages was tortured to death and his dead body was somehow proto-photographed on the linen, which might be possible technically even then. Anatomical details are just too accurate for the Shroud to be merely a paintwork coming from the artist's imagination (medieval painters in the era of Giotto di Bondone simply did not know how to paint human body accurately, this knowledge was rediscovered in late Renaissance). So watching the Shroud, you watch a recording of someone's pain and death. If you find someone's torment and agony funny, I'd say that you are dumb indeed (that's for the insult).

  58. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by EvilCabbage · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damn, and I usually double check all my post's to, be sure gramma. Is correct. I must, be using the "sydlecix". setting's.

  59. I must be tired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /me read that as "BlackTranny writes..."

  60. You forgot to mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roger's contends that the carbon dating might be faulty because "the people who cut the sample didn't do a very good job of characterizing the samples," that is, taking samples from many areas of the cloth.

    Not only that but they apparently also inadvertently cut pieces of their own underwear, which were so ripe they actually tested as 7900 years old. Not to mention the fact that 2 scientists had to be taken to the ER for toxic fume inhalation after inspecting the samples for the first time. And the man's name is Rogers, not Roger's, you drunken monkey with a keyboard.

  61. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    is it so out of the realm of belief that a religious radical who wanted to bring down the current jewish priests because he felt they had lost the path of goodness actually existed and his followers, after his death, pumped his image up and passed along his philosophy of life?

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  62. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

    ...that God made the entire universe universe, impregnated some woman on a the third planet from a very insignificant star

    Please explain what makes you so sure that this is a "very insignificant star". Maybe it isn't? Maybe it is a significant planet orbiting a significant star, after all?

  63. Jesus must've had some serious plastic surgery... by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    How else can you explain his change in appearance from something like this to this? He's clearly had the Michael Jackson nose job, cheek lifts, and a complete cranial restructuring, among other things...

  64. Re:"Resurrection: Myth or Reality" by John S. Spon by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    like many Mythologies, there is always some basis in real events... much of the old testament for instance has archeological evidence for a lot of the major events.... but Jews were always much better at chronicling what happened to them than the Christians were.

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  65. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

    I thought that scientific inquiry is "We don't know what to expect. Let's probe and collect the scientifically provable facts. Then, we draw a conclusion from the facts."

    Nope.

    Scientific inquiry is "this is what we think. Test it and see if we're wrong or not."

    If every inquiry had to start from scratch, we wouldn't be anywhere.

    Oh, and re: Jesus -- there is at least one piece of non-christian evidence that the man did in fact exist. You can argue that is life was exaggerated, but arguing that the man didn't live at all is about as effective as arguing about the existance of any non-Emperor at the same time.

  66. Skeptical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I would be very skeptical of one scientist suggesting that several others made an elementary mistake when examining the shroud. I would also not be very surprised to find said scientist was either (a) looking to prove a point or (b) looking for publicity or (c) has an axe to grind - i.e. being left off the original team.



    There are the usual arguments to be made - yes, the shroud has been exposed to accumulating detrius over the centuries - I would assume anyone with an elementary knowledge of scientific archaeology and carbon dating procedures knows how to handle this. Remember, we are reading a one-sided press release. Even scientists, like politicians, aren't above a 180-degree stretch of the truth.



    I'm guessing the original study took samples from several sites, including original shroud material and the patches. This allows this current skeptic to suggest "they sampled the patches".



    IIRC, the provenance of the shroud said it came from the Constantinople area about 1200AD. The "holy relics" market was anytime after about 700AD, so who knows how old the shroud really is?

    1. Re:Skeptical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they only sampled the patches, which are unquestionably 1400AD or so, where did the "Vanillin study showing it to be 1000BC to 700AD" come from?

  67. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    there were literally tons of wood that was supposedly from the cross that jesus was supposedly nailed to.
    Shhh, I'm making good money selling my leftover firewood on eBay.
  68. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where in Christian doctrine or creed does it say that? If you wish to state the obvious - that Christians have hated Arabs and worse, just reflect on your own sig. "Supposed to" refers to theory. Your sarcastic jab refers to practice.

  69. Turin Turambar by Otik2 · · Score: 1
    Am I the only person who thought of Turin Turambar when he read this headline?

    ...Okay, I probably am.

  70. USA Today: Not fit for the bottom of a birdcage. by uncoveror · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An article about the Shroud of Turin is in the Science/Space section of USA Today. Even with carbon dating a Shroud believer wants to cast doubt upon, it belongs in the religion section, or something to that effect. USA today is McNewspaper. It is not fit for the bottom of a birdcage.

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  71. The shroud is a forgery and the forger admitted so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    The weird thing about this shroud (one of many) is that when it was discovered, the Vatican sent one of their best investigators to the site of discovery to figure out if the shroud was real or not. They had their doubs. The investigator concluded the shroud was a forgery when inspecting it (it didn't match the story in the book in his opinion) but he wasn't satisfied with just that. He wanted to be 100% sure. He became 100% sure when he found the individual who had produced the shroud and the invidual admitted it was he who had made it.

    The fact that (primarily american) religious nuts still talk about the "authenticity" of the shroud today just proves that people prefer fiction to reality.

    Guys: It is a forgery. The forgerer was found and admitted his forgery. Get over it.

  72. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by My_Dirty_Facist_Ass · · Score: 0

    "...Oh, and re: Jesus -- there is at least one piece of non-christian evidence that the man did in fact exist. You can argue that is life was exaggerated, but arguing that the man didn't live at all is about as effective as arguing about the existance of any non-Emperor at the same time..."

    Not trying to be an ass here, but could you please link to the evidence you mentioned here? I am unsure of what you are referring to.

  73. MOD PARENT UP by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Informative.

    Also, I'd like to say that the fire could have altered the carbon-14 test. To add more wood to the fire, I'd remind the readers that science is fallible (soon new facts disprove earlier theories). But extremist atheist used that to say: "Ah, see! Science proves that Jesus didn't exist" or something.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Vellmont · · Score: 5, Insightful


      I'd remind the readers that science is fallible.

      Of course. But you sound like you're using the fallibility of science to justify what you already believe. In other words "it MUST be the real Jesus shrowd, not that I have any evidence it is.. but eventually science will show the counter-evidence is wrong because.. well it MUST be". That's not how science works. Sure, it's possible the science is faulty.. but you don't just assume it is because the evidence doesn't back up your own, unsubstatiated beliefs. That's just patently dishonest.

      In science you take all the evidence and make a conclusion based on that with the understanding that it's not the final word on the matter. In other words, you don't get to use science only when it backs up what you want to believe, but claim faulty science when it doesn't.

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    2. Re:mod parent up by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      I find the best argument for Christianity is people who just keep their beliefs to themselves and live Jesus' teachings...

      Slight problem there, since Jesus said to "go and make disciples of all nations, baptising them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit..."

      We don't get to pick and choose which teachings we will follow and which we will ignore.

      ...about being accepting and treating other people like you'd want to be treated

      Please don't confuse "being accepting" with having no moral standards. For example, Jesus loved the women caught in adultery, but He didn't condone adultery. He said, "go and sin no more."

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd remind the readers that science is fallible (soon new facts disprove earlier theories).

      This is not a failing of Science. It is simply the method by which science works. If theories were not altered or replaced when new facts (or more appropriately, observations) show the old theory to be inadequate, that would be a serious failing.

    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, ok lets think about this logically. We already have several possible reasons for the inaccuracy of the carbon dating. This is just yet another look at the dating method used to show that is has flaws.

      To me, the most blatent flaw is the know fact that the shroud has/had a bacterial infestation in its long history. Enough so that any dating method used would and should clean the cloth before attempting to date it, but it was not cleaned, and might not be possible to clean before dating. This new look wants to take samples from multiple places on the shroud, which makes much more sense knowing that there is contamination that will skew any and all results to a newer creation date (as the bacterial mass would was living on the shroud after its actual creation and thus have giving a possitive time shift to the data collected which still includes this added mass to the testing mass, the shroud fibers themselves, not the shroud and bacteria that is on the shroud.

      There was a similar issue with the dead sea scrolls. But with those, a solution was found to get more accurate readings by measuring the age a one of the scrolls which had were dated and cross-referenced with other known sources to be known accurate to the particular dates/time frame, and compairing that result with the result found on the other scrolls. In those cases, there was a 200-300 year difference resolved. By compairing the resulting carbon date output range in those cases, it was found that the lowest possible number in the carbon dating was the true date. It was still within the margin of error of data in that particular case(s), but it was the extreme low end which was a 200-300 year shift from the nominal value of the range.

      In the shroud's case, there is no other documentation found with the shroud, no other similar objects which have dates associated with them, at least not until the 16th century when it passed into the hands of the church. And thus no way to use the same methods used to date the dead sea scrolls in this case. What is known, is that there is contamination. How much is up for debate simply because more tests have not been performed, and because science does not want to expose the known flaws with carbon dating. I say known as they are known to scientists and intelligent people, but not known to the general public who have been lead to believe that it is the be-all-end-all method and that the results never lie, but when in reality, the results can easily be skewed to the possitive timeframe by contamination (this is why other objects that are dated try to use material that is not exposed to the direct elements, but this is not possible in this case).

      All I am saying is that there are many known reasons for the dating to be skewed. Is it possible that the dating was skewed 1100 years or so, I do not know. It could be if the bacterial infestation was extrememly pervasive in the area from where the sample was taken.

      Personnally, I believe that it may be a fake, but the fact that we have yet to prove it one way or the other keeps my mind open. The real question should be if it is a fake, how was it made? We still have yet to answer that. There is speculation that it was painted by an artist, but if that was the case, the paint should have been absorbed by the fibers and penetrated them, when the coloring is only on the extreme edges of the fibers. Another suggestion was that it was "burned" on by a massive bronze/iron statue being heated and the cloth being draped over the statue. This too has been disprooven as the photographic negative effect would not have been created with this method (emperical tests were done to test this and the resulting works did not withstand the photographic negative test). When after almost 700 years no one has been able to show how it was made, especially with all the advances in science and technology only showing how much more there is to the shroud, I keep a open mind that it could be authentic, but a skeptical mind given the nature of the time in which it came into existance...

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    5. Re:MOD PARENT UP by benbry · · Score: 1

      All in all, Carbon dating just doesn't work. There has been too many cases where carbon dating have produced ridiculous results, such as the dating of a live sea snail that resulted in it being 10,000 years old, or perhaps dating of different parts of the body of a preserved mammoth giving discrepencies of 20,000+ years(if i recall correctly, a 95% error).

    6. Re:MOD PARENT UP by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Science is neither fallible nor infallible, it is a process. Physics does not describe the universe, it describes the observable behavior of the universe. It is a model that we use to describe what we see. God fulfills the same purpose, but physics lets us manipulate our world in predictable ways, which is why I put my stock in science and not religion. Because I am a scientist (as in, I do not believe things not explainable by science) I am an agnostic, since science has not disproven God, either. It does suggest that he is highly improbable but that is not the same thing. Only mathematics allows you to conclusively prove something, because the real world tends to resolve to continually finer detail over time... which is why as much as I respect mathematics, I see that it too is a model. If it worked some other way all the "constants" would be different, but no less equally valid...

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    7. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Even if it is 2000 years old then what? Does it mean it was Jesus? Not necessarily. If it was Jesus, does it mean he was divine? No.

      The shroud is a mystery. Fine. But I don't think people think about what it actually proves even if it is from that time.

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    8. Re:MOD PARENT UP by BetaJim · · Score: 1

      I'll believe that some carbon dating attempts produced produced off the wall results. But, you're wrong to say that it just doesn't work. The science and theory of carbon dating is very sound, and barring experimental error, sloppy work, or bad samples it is fairly accurate (withing the appropriate bounds of error.)

      Why would you suggest otherwise?

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    9. Re:mod parent up by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      Jesus' main teaching was about repentance and our need to seek God's forgiveness, because he will return to judge the world. Anyone who doesn't believe that is denying the message of Christianity. Anyone who doesn't tell it to others is displaying shame about God and a totally uncaring attitude towards the people who are headed for Hell unless they believe. There are gracious ways of saying it and ungracious ways, but it needs to be said and it is the loving thing to say.

    10. Re:mod parent up by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      We don't get to pick and choose which teachings we will follow and which we will ignore.

      Really? So...shaved your sideburns recently? I bet you have, sinner.

      Everyone picks and chooses. Some people have just let other people pick and choose for them.

      If someone honestly didn't pick and choose, fine. I can't imagine such a person existing in society, but whatever.

      But if you do pick and choose, or let someone else do it for you, you are responsible for your beliefs.

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    11. Re:mod parent up by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      Really? So...shaved your sideburns recently?

      Haven't shaved in two days, but I will in the morning. Perhaps you are laboring under the mistaken notion that the Mosaic covenant applies to me?

      you are responsible for your beliefs

      Everyone is responsible for their beliefs -- especially before God. Why do you think the Christian God stresses right belief above all else?

      And if there is no god, to whom am I responsible? You?

    12. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen to this very carefully, I think you may need to re-read it several times to understand. Scientists took a live sea-snail, as in one that is continuing to grow and have metabolic funtions. Ok, the snail is alive, then they took a specimine from it, and carbon dated it. This is the part I think you aren't getting, a sample from a live animal was dated at ten-fucking-thousand years old. If you don't understand why this calls question to all teh assumptions based on C-14 testing, you are a moron.

    13. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen to this very carefully, the parent poster is a liar and a fraud.

    14. Re:MOD PARENT UP by BetaJim · · Score: 1

      I understood you. Do you have some reference for this aberration of a snail? This still doesn't call into question C-14 dating (with out more information of course.) I'm not a moron; I refuse to jump to unfound conclusions though.

      Still, if carbon dating was somehow faultly the whole scientific community would be up in arms to find a replacement (or fix the science behind it.) I agree that scientist aren't perfect, being human and all... But, science is self correcting.

      If you have information that C-14 dating is greatly flawed, please let me know. Many others would be interested as well.

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    15. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Sweed · · Score: 1

      Carbon dating does work, when done correctly. It can give ridiculous results, for certain situations. It is *known* why carbon dating doesn't work with (say) freshwater clams. I quote from the "Institute of Creation Research" webpage (http://www.icr.org/pubs/imp/imp-189.htm):

      MYTH #3. The shells of live freshwater clams have been radiocarbon dated in excess of 1600 years old, clearly showing that the radiocarbon dating technique is not valid.

      The shells of live freshwater clams can, and often do, give anomalous radiocarbon results. However, the reason for this is understood and the problem is restricted to only a few special cases, of which freshwater clams are the best-known example. It is not correct to state or imply from this evidence that the radiocarbon dating technique is thus shown to be generally invalid.

      The problem with freshwater clams arises because these organisms derive the carbon atoms which they use to build their shells from the water in their environment. If this water is in contact with significant quantities of limestone, it will contain many carbon atoms from dissolved limestone. Since limestone contains very little, if any, radiocarbon, clam shells will contain less radiocarbon than would have been the case if they had gotten their carbon atoms from the air. This gives the clam shell an artificially old radiocarbon age.

      This problem, known as the "reservoir effect," is not of very great practical importance for radiocarbon dating since most of the artifacts which are useful for radiocarbon dating purposes and are of interest to archaeology derive from terrestrial organisms which ultimately obtain their carbon atoms from air, not the water.

      (This is from an essentially creationist website; they appear to be more scientific than most, which is not too difficult)

    16. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      When after almost 700 years no one has been able to show how it was made, especially with all the advances in science and technology only showing how much more there is to the shroud, I keep a open mind that it could be authentic

      It could be.. but there doesn't seem to be any real evidence that it is. 700 years sure sounds like a long time, but how much study has it actually undergone? Lack of finding out how it was created means nothing. How many people have been allowed to investigate the shroud, and how closely? If the carbon dating is so innaccurate, why not allow it to be tested again? I don't think the priests who keep this thing have much interest in finding out the truth, and really there's almost no scientific value in it beyond historical interest.

      You say keep an open mind.. I guess, but keep that statement in context. I keep an open mind towards pink elephants on Alpha Centauri too.. With all our modern science we haven't been able to disprove said pink elephants. People too often use that phrase to justify whatever completely unsubstatiated belief they currently hold. As if taking a side against something with no evidence to support it is closing your mind.

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    17. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude you really need to check the facts that your brainwashers are giving you. I know you are probably just repeating stuff you heard in sunday school, but you sound like an idiot to anyone with a a rudamentary science education.

    18. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Copid · · Score: 1
      Google "reservoir effect" and C-14 together and see what turns up. As past posters have pointed out, this is a well known special case. The dating method is perfectly usable if the people carrying out the tests know what they're doing.

      This just goes to show you that doing some research before playing the arrogance card is usually a good idea.

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    19. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1
      Just to get back to this, not that you will probably ever see it...

      It appears that it is you who needs to get the facts straight. Go do the research yourself. Go look up the dating methods used for the dead sea scrolls. Go look up the results found with dating the shroud the first time. Go look up the known history of the shroud. And go look up the methods used to date the shroud the last time it was dated. Finally go read up on carbon dating itself and its know falicies with reguard to proper sampling, and methods for known contaminated samples.

      Also do some research into the known history of the shroud. If it is a fake, they did a very good job and I congratulate the people who made it. The only thing modern fronsic science has been able to determin is that it has pollen, seeds, and plant particles from plants located in the proper areas from the proper timeframes. Including several extremely rare plants that are specific to those regions, specifically the bean caper (Zygophyllum dumosum), which is known to only grow in Israel, Jordon, and parts of Egypt. Other plants found were the Rock Rose (Cistus creticus) found through the Middle East, and the Goundelia tournefortii tumbleweed which is believed to have been the plant used to make the "crown of thorns". So this evidence shows that who or whatever made the shroud exposed it to those environments. Traces were also found of plants native to the area around Istambul (formerly Constantinople), where it was believed that the shroud stayed for many years for safe keeping. Think about it, forensic evidence such as this has not been even remotely considered back in the 1500's. Delibertly introducing such evidence onto the shroud by anyone attempting a forgery at that time would never ever have been someone's idea. It would be like us today placing an object in some type of specific electro-magnetic field because in 400 years from now we discover that you can pin-point to an exact date/time and location that an object was made by looking at some signature in its atom's fields (please note this last statment is clearly a madeup statment, but it is trying to point out that no one in that time would have introduced this type of evidence into making a forgery as it is evidence that was not even detectable in the time and thus, useless to the forger who simply wants to make some money/fame from his forgery, invisible evidence is no good to a person like this).

      The former most probable and widely accepted version of how the shroud came into being was that it was painted for a rich French family during the renaissance period. The pollen evidence clearly disproves this theory along with the physical evidence that of the coloring on the shroud itself not meeting with any known way of painting only the outermost part of the fibers, where paint itself would be "wicked" up into the fibers and not remain on the outer edges.

      Again, there are too many gaps in its history, and too many unanswered questions. But it is a testiment to its creator(s) that it has withstood forensic scientific tests and continutes to point to it being possibly authentic. Does this prove that it is the burial shroud of Jesus? No. But up until now, the only test that it has not withstood has been a carbon dating test which has been shown to have been flawed in its methods the last time it was preformed.

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  74. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Woy · · Score: 1
    Jesus (assuming that he existed at all)

    Nobody in their right mind can doubt the existence of Jesus. The Roman Empire records are very clear about not only his existance but also regarding his interactions with the government (well, getting crucified). The question of wether he was a man like me or the son of some deity is another matter which did not concern the Empire.

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  75. From the article... by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1
    "I cannot disprove that this cloth was the burial shroud that was used on Jesus," Raymond N. Rogers, a retired chemist from the University of California-operated Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico, said in a telephone interview Friday from his home."

    So, all that he's saying is that the claim that the shroud was the cloth that wrapped Jesus is non-falsifiable, thus making any discussion of the matter scientifically and historically moot.

    It's likely that fundamentalist Xtians will jump all over this story, but remember: it is *their* responsibility to prove, and not atheists'/agnostics' responsibility to disprove.

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    1. Re:From the article... by drporter · · Score: 1

      Actually, the fundamentalists are not all that happy about the Shroud. It isn't close enough to biblical passages. What Rogers said dealt with the carbon 14 dating. There is much more to understanding the Shroud.

  76. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientific inquiry is "this is what we think. Test it and see if we're wrong or not."

    Sometimes. But often experiments are simply exploratory, with no idea what's going to happen. And blind studies (another scientific idea) are better: send the sample to a lab that has no idea that's it's supposed to be the Shroud of Turin, or how old people think it is, or whatever.
  77. Easy by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    If the man in the scroud only had 23 chromosomes...

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    1. Re:Easy by peoria+kid · · Score: 1

      and all were chromosome #13......

  78. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Finuvir · · Score: 1

    Yet another reason why the Christian God wouldn't deserve our love even if he did exist.

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  79. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on your uneducated tone, I would presume you are from the South part of the US. There are a lot of smart people in the south, but in the south there is a special type of ignorance that a select few, such as yourself, carry and carry well.

    How is being a religious person defining me as intellectually impared?

  80. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Xoro · · Score: 1

    Well, I am secular as well, and I think your view of scientific inquiry is a little skewed. How is this different from the standard method of forming a hypothesis and subjecting it to experiment? Further, it is not infrequent that hypothesis is defended in the face of early experimental challenge -- why should this be any different?

    So yes, the religious view of the shroud is ahead of any experimental facts that would support that position. It may be even farther from the facts than usual because the hypothesis is based on mythological evidence. But Troy and the North American Viking settlements were based on mythological evidence, and "let's go prove it" produced interesting results in those cases. I don't see why anything being done here is any different except to Christians and christophobes.

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  81. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So me, as a computer scientist who has studied the pros and cons of Christianity as much as I can, and have come to the conclusion that God is real, is deluded?
    Have you ever actually read and studied the gospels? If you havent, how can you possibly say your opinion is right when you havent even studied the evidence?

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  82. Radiocarbon Dating the Shroud of Turin by 6800 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here, Remi Van Haelst, says he's a carbon dating expert, wrote a detailed critique of the Nature article that presented carbon dating results for the shroud. "A Critical Review of the Nature report (authored by Damon et al) with a complete unbiased statistical analysis" It is also an eye opener on the vageries of carbon dating.

    http://xoomer.virgilio.it/bachm/VHAELST6.PDF

    1. Re:Radiocarbon Dating the Shroud of Turin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remi Van Haelst is to the Shroud as creationists are to evolution. He's largely a fraud IMHO. I mean, the guy's going on The Factor.

    2. Re:Radiocarbon Dating the Shroud of Turin by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      "A Critical Review of the Nature report (authored by Damon et al) with a complete unbiased statistical analysis"

      Anyone that goes out of their way to proclaim themselves "unbiased" or "fair and balanced" or such is obviously trying to convince you that the are, which usually means they are not.

  83. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has a long, proud and profitable history of Catholic-baiting

    Well, this is not a catholic-church vs. science debate at all. Science (with the exception of the nut who brought this back into the news) and the catholic church agree in this case. The shroud is a forgery. The catholic church so concluded when the forgerer admitted the forgery at the time when the shroud was discovered. You will find that the official catholic position on the shroud is that it is a fraud.

    The church is relatively quiet about this though, since the locals priests who have had the shroud in their posession have marketed it well, it has been a good earner for them with thousands and thousands coming to see the shroud, so the official church doesn't go around shouting the offical line from the rooftops. Even if it is a fraud, if it brings people to the church there is no need to try to stop them, right?

  84. Re:"Resurrection: Myth or Reality" by John S. Spon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Jews were always much better at chronicling what happened to them than the Christians were"

    That's funny, considering that most early Christians were Jews.

  85. Don't be an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) Jesus' hands were covering his genitalia when he was covered with the shroud.
    b) What is in dispute is whether "God the Father" is a man or a woman, not whether "God the Son" (aka Jesus Christ) is a man or a woman.
    c) If you wanted to make a joke, it's not even funny. It's stupid.

  86. Religious "Proof" by MajorBlunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, let me say that I am a Christian, and I hold my faith to be a guiding and supporting influence in my life. As to the authenticity of Shroud of Turin, I personaly have doubts about its authenticity, but I refuse to pass final judgment on the matter as I doubt we will ever have all the facts. In the final analysis however no proof, scientific or other wise will matter.

    "For those who do not believe no proof is sufficient. For those who do believe no proof is necessary." -- Unknown source

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    1. Re:Religious "Proof" by de+Selby · · Score: 2, Informative

      "As to the authenticity of Shroud of Turin, I personaly have doubts about its authenticity, but I refuse to pass final judgment on the matter as I doubt we will ever have all the facts."

      A good attitude. These are some of the facts I've picked up:

      * A forger confessed to the Church for having created it.
      * The history of the shroud is not known before the mid-1300s.
      * The weave is not like that of Jesus' time.
      * It's the wrong size and shape according to the Bible. It should be be strips, not one large piece.
      * It was not supposed to have been draped over the body according to the Bible, but wrapped around.
      * In order create the undistorted 2D image, it would have to have been suspended flat, not wrapped or draped over a body.
      * If the image was burned onto the shroud with some holy light, why did the beard burn darker than the skin?
      * The height of the man shown on the front is different from the height shown on the back. The head is also out of proportion and shown in more detail than the rest of the body.
      * Three labs in 1988 tested samples selected by the holder of the shroud to be accurate samples all found with 95% confidence it was from 1260-1390, the age which theories already put the forgery or materials.

      I don't need any more to conclude it's a fake.

    2. Re:Religious "Proof" by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of the statement by Carl Sagan that "if someone expects to find evidence of something, they will usually find it" in regards to the UFO controversy and other blather. Even so, the corollary is true as well. If you don't wish to see evidence of something, you wont.

    3. Re:Religious "Proof" by ted_the_canuck · · Score: 1
      I think that Betty Edwards in one of her books on drawing shows that beginning artists often place the eyes too high up on the head - rather than about halfway, the eyes are placed closer to the top. The image on the shroud shows this error too.

      I bet that if you had a church, having such a relic would bring in the pilgrims and visitors. You could charge money so they could see it. After it was determined that it was fake, you could still sell it as genuine on ebay.

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    4. Re:Religious "Proof" by drporter · · Score: 1

      No, in two levels of heresay, a bishop made such a claim. There are not extant records in Western Europe: big difference. As for the weave, read Pliny the Elder Draping & strips. Get out any Greek dictionary and the source text. 2D - that is still a puzzle. But it is more of a puzzle if it is art. Holy light? Who told you that? Height of the man. Do you understand plain geometry? Three labs tested a bad sample. This is what this whole thread is about!!!

    5. Re:Religious "Proof" by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      (Sorry, you just pushed one of my buttons)

      This reminds me of the statement by Carl Sagan that "if someone expects to find evidence of something, they will usually find it"

      A very fitting quote, given the fundamentalist fervour with which Carl Sagan believed in SETI.

      Mart
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    6. Re:Religious "Proof" by splatbang · · Score: 1

      Unknown source? Try St Ignatius of Loyola.

    7. Re:Religious "Proof" by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      "There are not extant records in Western Europe: big difference."

      We have no records of this shroud that anyone can point to before the 1300's, in Europe or out. Might some exist before that time? Maybe. But we don't have any.

      No big difference.

      "2D - that is still a puzzle. But it is more of a puzzle if it is art."

      I fail to see how. If you were, say, to cover yourself in paint and drape a cloth over yourself, your image would be seriously warped. Your face would be stretched more and more further from the center. It would be hard to recognize as a face. The whole body would suffer from this.

      If it's hard for you to imagine (not accusing), just try it.

      In order to get an image as is on the shroud it must either be projected or painted. It could not have been caused by physical contact.

      "Holy light? Who told you that?"

      This is something many people bring up to explain why the image isn't distorted. The idea is that the shroud was flat and the image projected onto it, but it was made flat and the image projected (causing a surface burn) as a result of the resurrection.

      "Height of the man. Do you understand plain geometry?"

      Yes. It still leaves me clueless what you're trying to say here.

      "Three labs tested a bad sample. This is what this whole thread is about!!!"

      It's questionable that they did, but what I was pointing out was that the tests didn't just point to it being a fake from 1500 or 900, but right about when all the other evidence points to it being faked. There are several lines of evidence that all fit together, supporting each other--supporting this carbon dating test, specifically.

    8. Re:Religious "Proof" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A very fitting quote, given the fundamentalist fervour with which Carl Sagan believed in SETI."

      Right, he believed in the search.

    9. Re:Religious "Proof" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      First let me say that I believe in the supernatural without any proof and my faith in the supernatural has been a guiding and supporting influence in my life. Since I already believe one really idiotic thing regardless of the lack of evidence, I am open to believing any other idiotic idea without any evidence simply because it feels right to me.

      "Rational people who do not believe will believe when the proper evidence is provided. Those who have been brainwhased by their parents to believe will continue to believe even if no evidence ever appears" --- Me

    10. Re:Religious "Proof" by drporter · · Score: 1

      The image is of a man with his knees bent. Lay on a long sheet. Drape it over you so it follows the contours of the body. Mark the end of your foot and the top of your head on the bottom section of the sheet and on the top layer. Flatten it out. The distance from head to toe on what was the top layer will be longer because it was draped. History is filled with gaps in the records. But there are records from 1207, 1203 and 944. See Historical Record.

  87. McCrone Research Institute by bobbyque · · Score: 1

    Walter McCrone (http://www.mcri.org/index.html) is one of the pioneers in developing microscopy as a tool of chemical analysis. One of his companies, McCrone Associates (http://www.mccrone.com/), is a recognized leader in microanalysis. I've been a customer in the past and they're superb.

    McCrone and his team did the analysis of the shroud in 1979 and 1980 (http://www.mcri.org/Shroud.html). I think sometimes McCrone's strong opinions get in the way of his scientific communications, but his group did some very solid work back then to characterize the fabric and the 'image.'

    1. Re:McCrone Research Institute by drporter · · Score: 1

      Actually, McCrone found the starch fractions that ultimately proved him wrong. Check out Ray Rogers FAQ

  88. There are Arab Christians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Melkites, Maronites, etc are Arabs and Chrsistians. I was told that they refer to the Christian God as Allah. Tell that to Bush!

    1. Re:There are Arab Christians by eluusive · · Score: 1

      Most Christians hold that Jesus is God. Arabs certainly don't believe that.

    2. Re:There are Arab Christians by rking · · Score: 1

      Most Christians hold that Jesus is God. Arabs certainly don't believe that.

      That's a pretty sweeping statement about a massive ethnic grouping. Possibly you mean to say "Moslems".

    3. Re:There are Arab Christians by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, "Arab" is an ethnicity, not a religion. The majority of Arabs are Muslims, of course, but there are also Christian Arabs, Jewish Arabs (yes, really!), Zoroastrian Arabs, Hindu Arabs, and, one assumes, atheist Arabs, although those who live surrounded by the aforementioned groups probably tend to keep pretty quiet about it.

      And you know, while it's almost certainly true that most Arabs are Muslims, I'm not sure that the reverse is true. Indonesia is the world's largest Muslim country; there's also Bangladesh, Pakistan, and large portions of India. That's a hell of a lot of people, almost none of them speaking Arabic as a native tongue.

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    4. Re:There are Arab Christians by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      It's a bit more confusing than that, really. Christians, Jews, Muslims, and a handful of other religions from the area (the Samaritans--they're still around, the Karaites, and the Mandaeans) all worship the same God (the Christians refer to him as God the Father, the Jews as Yahweh, the Muslims as Allah, not sure about the rest). Christianity in particular makes the monotheistic model a little more complicated with the concept of the Trinity. Basically, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit are all one and the same. They coexist simultaneously, and are each individual entities, yet they are all the same being. It's hard to come up with a decent analogy, but it's much like fingers on a hand. Each part of the Trinity is a finger, and God refers to the whole hand. It's crude, but it's the best analogy I can think of at this time.

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    5. Re:There are Arab Christians by TGK · · Score: 1

      I don't know why I bother, but I'll argue anyway.

      " Most Christians hold that Jesus is God"

      No, ALL Christians hold that Jesus is the Son Of God and that Father, Son and Holy Spirit are the Divine Trinity, three entities, but one God.

      That's fundamentally the definition of Christian. Christian is a way of describing someone who believes that.

      Arab refers to people born on or who live on the Arabian Peninsula. Since the boundaries of where the Arabian Peninsula begins are really up to cartographers, it's not too much of a stretch to say that Jesus was probably Arab.

      Of course, what you meant in your statement was that "[Muslims] certainly don't believe that"

      Ironically, that would also be wrong. The Koran SPECIFICLY mentions Jesus as the Son of God. It differs on weather or not Christ was in fact crucified and raised from the dead. The Koran says that after Judas betrayed Christ, God made Judas to look like Jesus and the Romans crucified Judas, not Jesus. Poetic justice as it were.

      The Koran doesn't really deal with what happened to Jesus after that. Years later another great prophet... the last great prophet in the view of the Muslims... comes along. Muhammad brings the word of God to the people of Ishmael and so founds the religion of Islam.

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    6. Re:There are Arab Christians by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Eh I think there is a bit more argument regarding the Holy Trinity than you make out. The Nicene Creed holds to that but that does not necesarrily apply to the denominations which resulted in the Reformation and since.

      Many protestants ( don't think you can say all or even most ) have a great deal of difficulty with the concept of the trinity. And in fact you will get a great deal of there is no such thing. In other words Jesus was their Lord Savior. Don't even get started with someone of this ilk about the holy spirit.... you will be discussing it for a long long LOOOOOOONNNNGGgg time

      I haven't really dug enough to understand if this is a limitation of the congregation that is not shared by the clergy/pastors/preacher whatever they are labled but from a sheer numbers game I would say there are many christians that do in fact argue that Jesus was God. Not sure I would go so far as to say most, perhaps most protetants in the bible belt, but even then I doubt it.

      I have always marveld at the lack of understanding of the founding of Islam among most Christians. It is a failure both of understanding Religion and History that absolutely boggles the mind.

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    7. Re:There are Arab Christians by and+by · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I'd say that belief in the Trinity is "christian." It's certainly Catholic, but the belief in the Trinity is the reason that most Protestant religions exist. They didn't like it and they split, like the Lutherans did over the question of whether the eucharist is really the body of Christ or if it's just a symbol thereof.

    8. Re:There are Arab Christians by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Don't forget indulgences and the general corruption of the Catholic Church.
      The protestant splintering happend for any number of reason and continuing schisims ( forks ? ) continue to this day over minutiae. But I do think it is safe to say the curruption of the Catholic Church was the initial catalyst that led to Martin Luther.

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    9. Re:There are Arab Christians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, good sir, are obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed. Come back when you actually know what you are talking about.

    10. Re:There are Arab Christians by blincoln · · Score: 1

      the Jews as Yahweh

      In the Torah, God is identified as "YHVH," the Hebrew characters pronounced "yud-hey-vahv-hey."

      "Yahweh" is a Christian mangling of it, I can't remember the full origin ATM. "Jehovah" is as well.

      Sorry, it's a pet peeve I picked up from hanging around with Jews.

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    11. Re:There are Arab Christians by bodosar · · Score: 1

      The Koran SPECIFICLY mentions Jesus as the Son of God

      I am a Muslim and I can assure you that your statement is completely wrong. There is no-where in the Koran that says Jesus is the son of God. In contrast, check this English translation of the verse (Al-Ikhlas/112) from the Koran:

      http://isgkc.org/EnglishQuran/sura112.htm

      * SAY: God is Unique!

      * God is the Source [for everything];

      * He has not fathered anyone nor was He fathered,

      * and there is nothing comparable to Him!

    12. Re:There are Arab Christians by TGK · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. Numerous referances to Jesus as Messiah are there, but none that I can now find where he is refered to as the Son of God.

      My appologies.

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    13. Re:There are Arab Christians by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      The Reformation wasn't to do with the Trinity; it was to do with the church having drifting form its scriptural roots. Reformed churches emphasise the authority of the Bible. And Protestant doctrine is very much that God is Trinitarian. In fact the deity of Christ and the Holy Spirit are central tenets of faith. Anyone who says Jesus wasn't God is denying the claims of the Bible, including those of Jesus and therefore cannot be a Christian, regardless of whether they call themselves one or not.

    14. Re:There are Arab Christians by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      Mormons and Jehovahs witnesses don't believe in the Trinity, which is precisely why Protestant denominations testify that they are not Christian. The doctrine of the Trinity is of paramount importance to Christianity as without it, Christ could not be our saviour. That idea that Protestants deny the Trinity is absurd. In fact, I can find the Trinity affirmed in the first article of the Anglican 39 Articles of Religion, in the third point of the second chapter of the Westminster Confession of Faith (formulated by divines of many Protestant denominations and used by Presbyterians, among other), and the second section of the Baptist Faith and Message.

    15. Re:There are Arab Christians by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know what your saying. And I am not claiming that the tenants of the Reformation included disbelife in the Trinity. I am saying that in the multitude of schisims since then there has been a turn away from it among some. I have repeatedly encountered this growing up in the bible belt. It is entirely possible a great deal of this is due to ignorance on the part of the congregation and it is not a feeling that extends into the clergy.

      I was raised episcople and one of the most common questions I get asked by people of protestant raising is to explain the concept of the trinity. not explain a difference of opinion about the interpretation of the trinity. But to explain it period.

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    16. Re:There are Arab Christians by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      No, most Protestant groups believe in the Trinity. They seperated from Rome over other issues. Belief in the Trinity is nearly universal among those who call themselves "Christian".

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    17. Re:There are Arab Christians by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      The Koran SPECIFICLY mentions Jesus as the Son of God.

      Good Lord, you're ignorant. The Koran decries the idea that God could ever have a son, and views it as an abominable teaching. It's the main difference between Islam and Christianity.

      Islam teaches that Jesus was the Christ and a prophet, born of a virgin, and will come again to judge the living and the dead. There's some doubt as to his Resurrection, and the notion that he might have been the Son of God is denied in extremely strong language.

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    18. Re:There are Arab Christians by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Although there are nowhere near as many as there used to be -- many of them decided that being caught between two warring sides was not a good place to be and emmigrated to places like the United States -- the people of the Church of Jerusalem are almost entirely Arab. (Excepting the hierarchy, which is ethnically Greek.)

      Please educate yourself before spouting off. You see a great deal of ignorant commentary on /. about a great many subjects, but few of them elicit as much ignorant commentary as religion.

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    19. Re:There are Arab Christians by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      A lot of people who would call themselves Christian (and some who genuinely are) don't know much about the Trinity, or understand the doctrine very well. That's very different though from Protestant doctrine denying it, or not focussing on it. You can't be a Christian unless you accept the divinity of Jesus Christ, so every Christian at least partly understand the Trinity.

    20. Re:There are Arab Christians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you have anything better to do than LIE on slashdot all night?

    21. Re:There are Arab Christians by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Really depends on your point of view. Believing in the divinity of christ is one thing, Believing in the Father Son and holy ghost a bit different. Like I said this probably far more about ingorance among the flock than among the sheperds. This is not something you will find among the prime Protestant Roots ( Lutheran etc ) But among the schismatic nightmare in American Christan Denominations resulting of the process brought about by Luther's action.

      It is a pretty fundamental sticking point where alot of people can't get past the fundamental difference in terms. To someone of this ilk of which I am speaking the concept of any seperation of God and Christ is unthinkable. Blaspheme, your going to hell kinda unthinkable. It is not something which often results in enlightend discourse. They also are invariably weak on the concept of judge not lest ye be judged as well.

      I would also argue that you can very much indeed question the divinity of christ ( to a degree.. hang with me here ) and still be a christian. That was something essentially laid out as a tenant of the faith at the convention in Nicene and resulted in the Nicene Creed. The tenents which all could agree to at that time. That is not to say the question of the nature of the divinity of Christ was not and is not hotly debated. All the creed laid out as basic tentant of the faith was that Jesus was of one subtance with the father and made incarnate by the holy spirit of the virgin mary. Thus the divine nature of Christ is still up for debate. Of Divine origins is not the same as divine in life. Jesus was made man. And that is where the difficulties emerge. If he was divine, a god, THE god, then what was the sacrifice of his life? If he was not divine then why was his life so much more meaningful than that of any other man?

      Anyway the creed itself disentangles itself from that entire mess by not saying a damn thing about his life on earth. He was born of the virgin mary and then crucified under P.P. for our sins. The Creed makes no statement about what the christian faith presumes about Jesus in his life as Man. It does not because it could not. A very elegant solution to the schisims facing the early church. The creed was accepted by most. Those that did not became heretics and were hounded and eventually the target of Crusades. For those that accepted it the Creed became a basic unifying foundation of Christian faith binding the Early Church together even amidst its disagreements. It is the same ties that to this day still binds most of Christanity despite the shattering of the Catholic Church.

      From what I can tell in my encounters with folks in many protestant denominations in the South is that they ignore the Trinity in favor of it being an immaterial distinction. IE If all three are the same then they are the same they are not three. To make the dinstinction imporant to them essentially makes you Catholic and many are raised thinking Cathloics are not Christians. Trust me... I couldn't make this up. Again we are not talking about the brightest bulbs in the chandaliere here.

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    22. Re:There are Arab Christians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, ALL Christians hold that Jesus is the Son Of God and that Father, Son and Holy Spirit are the Divine Trinity, three entities, but one God.

      You seem to be confusing Christians with Trinitarians. See this post for clarification.

    23. Re:There are Arab Christians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the AC who wrote this post. I have one thing to add to your comment:

      All the creed laid out as basic tentant of the faith was that Jesus was of one subtance with the father and made incarnate by the holy spirit of the virgin mary. Thus the divine nature of Christ is still up for debate. Of Divine origins is not the same as divine in life. Jesus was made man. And that is where the difficulties emerge. If he was divine, a god, THE god, then what was the sacrifice of his life? If he was not divine then why was his life so much more meaningful than that of any other man?

      Not only that. It is not even important that Jesus was made man, but the he was made at all. This means there was a time when he didn't exist, making him inferior to God the father who always existed. This is a difference between Arianism and Trinitarianism: homoi-ousios (God and Jesus having distinct but similar substances) vs. homo-ousios (one substance), which amusingly is exactly one iota of difference in Greek, that had led to torture and death of so many people during the centuries "in the name of God."

    24. Re:There are Arab Christians by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity why do you post annoynomous ?

      The Nicene argument would be that made was of no matter. He was of the same eternal substance as the father the almighty. Thus he was not inferior. But anyway. Mostly pointless deabte to me. And it is sad how many people have died over that argument especially considering it was in the name of Christianity.

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    25. Re:There are Arab Christians by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      Really depends on your point of view. Believing in the divinity of christ is one thing, Believing in the Father Son and holy ghost a bit different.

      Not hugely. If you already accept that the one God can be two persons, adding a third isn't a huge leap. Much smaller than the leap from one to two persons.

      Like I said this probably far more about ingorance among the flock than among the sheperds. This is not something you will find among the prime Protestant Roots ( Lutheran etc ) But among the schismatic nightmare in American Christan Denominations resulting of the process brought about by Luther's action.

      Schisms aren't Luther's fault. They are the fault of human nature, our inability to get on well when we disagree. There are some issues which necessitate different denominations (such as church government - episcopal, presbyterian or congregational), but the continued fragmenting of some groups is certainly not encouraged or required by the Reformation. Most Christians are within one of the larger blocks anyway.

      It is a pretty fundamental sticking point where alot of people can't get past the fundamental difference in terms. To someone of this ilk of which I am speaking the concept of any seperation of God and Christ is unthinkable. Blaspheme, your going to hell kinda unthinkable. It is not something which often results in enlightend discourse. They also are invariably weak on the concept of judge not lest ye be judged as well.

      That's a big generalisation to make. There are good reasons to say that Christ's divinity is essential for salvation. Only God can forgive sins, therefore if you ask a man to forgive them, they cannot be forgiven. Only God could have lived a perfect life and therefore been a perfect substitutionary sacrifice for us, so trusting in a man's sacrifice to take away your sin and alleviate God's anger achieves nothing.

      I would also argue that you can very much indeed question the divinity of christ ( to a degree.. hang with me here ) and still be a christian. That was something essentially laid out as a tenant of the faith at the convention in Nicene and resulted in the Nicene Creed. The tenents which all could agree to at that time.

      It's plainly stated in the bible that he is God. If someone claims he is not, then they either do not understand the Bible or are calling it a lie.

      That is not to say the question of the nature of the divinity of Christ was not and is not hotly debated.

      The Bible leaves no room for debate. The debate then becomes trusting the authority of the Bible. If you do not trust the Bible, how can you trust the message of the gospel?

      All the creed laid out as basic tentant of the faith was that Jesus was of one subtance with the father and made incarnate by the holy spirit of the virgin mary. Thus the divine nature of Christ is still up for debate.

      'I believe [...] in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all worlds, God of God, Light of Light, very God of very God, begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Father'
      That seems to be a fairly conclusive statement of the divinity of Christ. Besides, the Bible is the ultimate authority, not a manmade creed.

      Of Divine origins is not the same as divine in life. Jesus was made man.

      Read John 1. He is clearly God. The very fact that he was not created, but was instead the creator, shows that he must be God. The Hebrew word used for creation is 'bara' which signifies that only god could have done the creating. If Jesus is the creator as John 1 and Colossians 1 are fairly clear on, then he must be God. Yes, he was incarnated as Jesus of Nazareth, but you cannot shrink the infinite into the finite w

    26. Re:There are Arab Christians by eluusive · · Score: 1
      Although there are nowhere near as many as there used to be -- many of them decided that being caught between two warring sides was not a good place to be and emmigrated to places like the United States -- the people of the Church of Jerusalem are almost entirely Arab. (Excepting the hierarchy, which is ethnically Greek.)
      Excuse me, I misread the parent. Somehow I missed that he was talking about Christian Arabs, and just another person going off about how Allah and Christian god are the same thing.
      Please educate yourself before spouting off. You see a great deal of ignorant commentary on /. about a great many subjects, but few of them elicit as much ignorant commentary as religion.
      My commentary was not "ignorant" it was on a completely different subject. You don't need to be insulting.
    27. Re:There are Arab Christians by eluusive · · Score: 1

      Do you have special knowledge from the Holy Spirit about this subject? I suggest you get your facts straight before you start making such wide accusations. I've done in depth studies on the subject and there is no such thing stated in the bible. Most bible scholars will tell you the same thing. The Trinity doctrine found intact in the bible is a figment of your imagination. As for individual scriptures that seem to imply it, I suggest you look at them a little more closely and in context.

    28. Re:There are Arab Christians by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      Do you have special knowledge from the Holy Spirit about this subject?

      Which subject? The doctrine of the Trinity? Or the necessity of believing Christ's divinity for salvation?

      I suggest you get your facts straight before you start making such wide accusations. I've done in depth studies on the subject and there is no such thing stated in the bible.

      Any my job is to study and teach the Bible. I have been (and continue to be) trained by some of the best bible teachers in the UK and have widely read other people.

      Most bible scholars will tell you the same thing.

      Who are 'most Bbible scholars'? I doubt you can speak for them. Even so, it is the points made, not the weight of a name that matters. You cannot make appeals to nameless (or named) authorities to try and make a point. Make an argument and let it stand on its own merit.

      The Trinity doctrine found intact in the bible is a figment of your imagination. As for individual scriptures that seem to imply it, I suggest you look at them a little more closely and in context.

      The Bible never uses the word 'Trinity,' but then I never claimed that it did. It does however make numerous references to the Father, Son and Holy Spirit and affirms all three as being God, while also saying that there is one God. Are you questioning the divinity of Christ or of the Holy Spirit? Or perhaps the Father?

    29. Re:There are Arab Christians by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      No, ALL Christians hold that Jesus is the Son Of God and that Father, Son and Holy Spirit are the Divine Trinity, three entities, but one God.

      Umm, no. Check Arian Heresy for historical precedent. They were an early Christian Sect that did NOT believe Jesus was divine, just divinely inspired.

      I would not go so far as to say that ALL modern Christian Sects hold with Jesus' divinity (there are too many to know all the details of each), though it is certainly true that that particular Roman Catholic doctrine is nearly universal among Protestants as well.

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    30. Re:There are Arab Christians by eluusive · · Score: 1
      Do you have special knowledge from the Holy Spirit about this subject?
      Which subject? The doctrine of the Trinity? Or the necessity of believing Christ's divinity for salvation?
      Did the Holy Spirit come onto you and tell you directly that he and Jesus are indeed God and that you should worship them?
      I suggest you get your facts straight before you start making such wide accusations. I've done in depth studies on the subject and there is no such thing stated in the bible.
      Any my job is to study and teach the Bible. I have been (and continue to be) trained by some of the best bible teachers in the UK and have widely read other people.
      The Catholic encylopedia itself says that the doctrine isn't found in the bible in tact! You yourself point out later that it's not found intact in the bible! And I would argue that it's not found at all.
      Most bible scholars will tell you the same thing.
      Who are 'most Bbible scholars'? I doubt you can speak for them. Even so, it is the points made, not the weight of a name that matters. You cannot make appeals to nameless (or named) authorities to try and make a point. Make an argument and let it stand on its own merit.
      Well you for one, and anybody else who's papers I've read, or with whom I've discussed the topic.
      The Trinity doctrine found intact in the bible is a figment of your imagination. As for individual scriptures that seem to imply it, I suggest you look at them a little more closely and in context.
      The Bible never uses the word 'Trinity,' but then I never claimed that it did. It does however make numerous references to the Father, Son and Holy Spirit and affirms all three as being God, while also saying that there is one God. Are you questioning the divinity of Christ or of the Holy Spirit? Or perhaps the Father?
      By you mentioning "numerous references to the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit" I'm going to assume you mean together, in that order. Using that logic: Abraham, Issaac, and Jacob, and Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego are both trinities.

      GRANDPARENT POST:

      The Reformation wasn't to do with the Trinity; it was to do with the church having drifting form its scriptural roots. Reformed churches emphasise the authority of the Bible. And Protestant doctrine is very much that God is Trinitarian. In fact the deity of Christ and the Holy Spirit are central tenets of faith. Anyone who says Jesus wasn't God is denying the claims of the Bible, including those of Jesus and therefore cannot be a Christian, regardless of whether they call themselves one or not.

      Your opinions are your own. You're putting yourself in God's position when you make such broad statements about what is and isn't required for a person to be a Christian. Did Phillip make sure the Eunuch beleived Christ was GOD before he baptized him? If you think so, that's purely supposition on your part.

      There are numerous churches around the world that are monarchianists, binitarians, and not trinitarians. While I don't agree, I would NEVER EVER call them unchristian because they don't have the same beleifs as me. Me personally? I'm closer to an arianist, although I wouldn't say I agree with him on all points.

      If you want to discuss specific verses you think lead to a doctrine of the trinity, I'd be more than happy to rebut them.

    31. Re:There are Arab Christians by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Hmm an intelligent religious argument on Slashdot.... wonders will never cease.

      When I reffer to Catholic in my earlier post I was reffering to Roman Catholic Church. Which by and large was the Christian faith until Luther other than the Eastern Orthodox split.

      I do not Blame Luther personaly for schsims. But his movement was certainly the catalyst that led to the shattering of the Roman Catholic church. Not that I think this was a bad thing mind you.

      The Trinity is not biblical. It is Church Doctrine. In the Gospels Jesus never says he is the Trinity. He never even directly says he is the Son of God. There are some passages generally interpreted to mean that but there is no clean clear statment where he says "I AM GOD". The concept of the trinity is not something Jesus taught. I would like to see you quote where in the Gospels that tid bit lies as you seem to be indicating it is there.

      As for quesitoning the authority of the Bible period I would say there is plenty of room to make legitimate questions regarding that as the bible as we know it was not established until some 200 years after the Death of Christ. Parts of accepted scripture by some were decided to be left out. Non mainline thoughts were declared heresies. And about the only schisim that was large enough to survive outside of the umbrella of the Roman Catholic Church was the Eastern Orthodox. The rest were persecuted to extinction including the burning of any literature created which went against the doctrine of the Cathloic Church.

      Not to mention that whole issue of the formation of the bible aside you also have the well known inacuracies of translation... combined with the difficulties of evolving languages over time. There is most certainly room to question the bible inso much as you can question the involvement and imperfections of man in its upkeep and formation.

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    32. Re:There are Arab Christians by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      You're right, I didn't. But even in context it's at least moderately ignorant to use "Arab" for "Muslim" as if they were equivalent. They're not.

      And etymology aside, Christian Arabs do use "Allah" for the Christian God. If you mean to say that Muslims and Christians don't worship the same God I'll agree with you, but to imply "Allah" means exclusively the Muslim god is also ignorant.

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    33. Re:There are Arab Christians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right! The Muslim's Allah is the same invisible sky fairy that the Christ-tards worship.

    34. Re:There are Arab Christians by eluusive · · Score: 1
      You're right, I didn't. But even in context it's at least moderately ignorant to use "Arab" for "Muslim" as if they were equivalent. They're not.
      The way I had read the grandparent seemed to imply HE was doing it. I don't recall exactly what my mind saw now, but I saw several ethnic groups and then a religious group. I would never say all Arabs are Muslims.
      And etymology aside, Christian Arabs do use "Allah" for the Christian God. If you mean to say that Muslims and Christians don't worship the same God I'll agree with you, but to imply "Allah" means exclusively the Muslim god is also ignorant.
      That's really interesting. Lots of Muslims and Christians both say that Yahweh and Allah are one and the same in order to try to convert people. But I've read quite a few websites of pissed off islamic fundamentalists that refute that claim. Many of them state that Allah is a name, and not just the word for "God" in Arabic. However, My understanding, based on that, is there is no word for "God" in Arabic. That said, I guess Arabian christians speaking in their native tounge would have to use that word.
    35. Re:There are Arab Christians by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      That said, I guess Arabian christians speaking in their native tounge would have to use that word.

      Yes. It's not really all that different from how the ancient Hebrews ended up using "El" as their word for God even though it's also the proper name for a different Semitic deity. (I can't remember which one now. Something's telling me it's Phoenecian, but that's probably mistaken.) "Allah" is in origin the name of one of the many gods worshiped by the pagan Arabs, and Mohammed took it for the name of his one god when he wrote the Koran.

      The Christian population of the Middle East was, of course, not Arab to begin with, but that was prior to the 8th Century. They've had over a thousand years since to become acculturated, and they lost their original Syriac and Aramiac languages a very long time ago.

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    36. Re:There are Arab Christians by eluusive · · Score: 1
      Yes. It's not really all that different from how the ancient Hebrews ended up using "El" as their word for God even though it's also the proper name for a different Semitic deity.
      That's very interesting. I'd like to see a timeline of when that word was brought into hebrew vs the books of the Pentateuch. Although my understanding is that El is not their word for their one-true god.
    37. Re:There are Arab Christians by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      They'd use either "El" or "Elohim", which is just the plural of the same word. It could also mean "god" or "gods" (small "g") so you have to infer from the context which is meant, much as we would have to today if we lacked the capital/small letter distinction as they did. With "Elohim" that's fairly easy because when it's intended to mean "God" (capital "G") it's treated gramatically as a singular. (Christians naturally see it as an adumbration of the Trinity.) "El" isn't often used by itself when referring to capital-G-God, but is accompanied by an epithet e.g.: El Elyon, "God Most High" in Gen 14.

      The timeline of how the Pentateuch was assembled will depend on who you ask. Historical-Critical method scholars place the achievement of its final form in the 5th Century BC where the Jerusalem priesthood put together a number of independent textual sources or traditions: the "J", or "Yahwist" from Judah, the "E", or "Elohist" from Ephraim, the "P" or "Priestly" source reflecting Temple traditions, and the "D" or "Deuteronomist." The E source is characterized in particular by the use of "Elohim" for God instead of the YHVH of J, and is considered the origin of, for example, the primary creation story in Gen 1:1-2:3.

      For what it's worth.

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    38. Re:There are Arab Christians by eluusive · · Score: 1
      The timeline of how the Pentateuch was assembled will depend on who you ask. Historical-Critical method scholars place the achievement of its final form in the 5th Century BC where the Jerusalem priesthood put together a number of independent textual sources or traditions: the "J", or "Yahwist" from Judah, the "E", or "Elohist" from Ephraim, the "P" or "Priestly" source reflecting Temple traditions, and the "D" or "Deuteronomist." The E source is characterized in particular by the use of "Elohim" for God instead of the YHVH of J, and is considered the origin of, for example, the primary creation story in Gen 1:1-2:3.

      That's a far cry from attributing them to Moses as most Christians do. Are you a Christian or were you studying these topics for some other reason?

    39. Re:There are Arab Christians by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      I'm a Christian and I'm studying these topics. It's difficult to avoid this kind of theorizing in an academic environment even among conservative Christians. (Academia, even in theological schools, lives by "publish or perish" which means you have to have something new to publish.) You were wondering how "El/Elohim" crept in to Scripture; I gave you modern scholarship's best guess. I don't adhere to this viewpoint myself; even if it were true it's not terribly useful. But I have to know it for the program I'm in.

      I notice I committed one error: Gen 1:1-2:3 is generally attributed to the P source, not the E source. A better example would be the story of Isaac's binding in Gen 22.

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  89. Mod parent up +5 insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, someone who understands that truth is the truth, no matter who says it (be it J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Jesus Christ, Mickey Mouse, Allah, Siddartha, Ghandi, etc.).

  90. Religionists cannot really be scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hardcore religionists of the American kind cannot really deal with science, because they care first and foremost about ways to prove the answer they've decided ahead of time, so they can never accept any intrepretation or possibility unless it helps their propagandists beliefs.

    I think this is one (of many) reasons why the US kids are poor in science.

  91. Carbon 14 Fiasco by drporter · · Score: 1

    For some more accurate perspective on the carbon 14 dating fiasco check out Carbon 14 Dating of the Shroud.

  92. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by cloudwilliam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It isn't a strictly scientific view, but I think we can safely assume that someone named Jesus did live and die in Judea 2000 years ago. While we don't have any physical evidence, the circumstantial evidence is pretty good. The earliest Christian writings we have are from Paul of Tarsus, penned around A.D. 50. And while Paul never actually met Jesus, his writings, as well as that of the Gospel of Mark (circ. A.D. 70), were still recent enough after the crucifixion (circ. A.D. 30 or so) for there to still be people alive who had either known Jesus or been around when he died. His assault on the temple moneychangers, trial and execution was pretty heady stuff, kind of like O.J. Simpson and Scott Peterson. If People Magazine had been around in ancient Judea, we'd probably have some good pictures as well as an exclusive interview with Peter on why he denied his lord three times. :) That said, like you, I am not a Christian, largely because Christianity makes no sense and has nothing to do with Jesus. Christians these days go apoplectic over forcing the Ten Commandments into public spaces and institutionalizing bigotry, yet seem to care little for the Beatitudes from the Sermon on the Mount. They're the first to justify violence for whatever end despite Jesus exhorting them to "turn the other cheek" and promising "the meek shall inherit the Earth."

  93. Go crawl back under your rock.. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You've provided links to religious nut-case web sites, a non-peer-reviewed article by someone named "Anita Moon" with no apparent credentials, and an uncredited essay hosted on the site of an English Instructor from Spokane Community College. That uncredited essay actually cites, as one of its sources an "article" on www.christiananswers.net! Yeah, that's real, unbiased, peer-reviewed science, isn't it?

    If it upsets you when science effectively disproves the 2000 year old fables, fairy tales, and myths that you need as a psychological crutch, then stay away from web sites which are pro-science.

    1. Re:Go crawl back under your rock.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fantastically ignorant to think that people would believe "fables" that were started during the living memory of people who could have just said, "Hey! That's not true, that didn't happen!" That's why nowadays people look at you as stupid when you say the holocaust didn't happen.

    2. Re:Go crawl back under your rock.. by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      It's fantastically ignorant to think that people would believe "fables" that were started during the living memory of people who could have just said, "Hey! That's not true, that didn't happen!"

      Huh? All fables were started during the living memory of someone, yet they continued to be told for centuries. Just look at Greek and Roman mythology.

      That's why nowadays people look at you as stupid when you say the holocaust didn't happen.

      Except, of course, that I never said such a thing. You're off your meds again, aren't you?

  94. Scientific Method requires reproducible results. by khasim · · Score: 1

    You are mostly correct on that.

    But, since the original has now been altered, there will never be any more tests run by 3rd parties to confirm or discredit the results of the original test.

    Which moves this out of the realm of science and into the realm of religion.

    The reason for doubting the original test is religion. Religion is what limited access to the shroud. And now the shroud has been compromised.

    At this point, any "tests" done to "disprove" the original tests are pure religion. And the reason for that is that they don't want their sacred artifact to be shown to be faked.

    Far better an unproved artifact than a validated fake.

  95. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody in their right mind can doubt the existence of Jesus. The Roman Empire records are very clear about not only his existance but also regarding his interactions with the government (well, getting crucified).

    I'd be interested in having some specific records cited.

    AFAIK, the only documentation of Jesus' existance is the New Testament.

  96. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by syates21 · · Score: 1

    "Christianity makes no sense and has nothing to do with Jesus".
    I imagine you were just going with some nice hyperbole here, because surely even as a non-Christian you can recognize that as a belief system it has *everything* to do with Jesus Christ.

    Also, who is apoplectic? The ACLU, spending millions of dollars raising an issue over the Ten Commandments being in courthouses as they have been for decades/centuries, or Christians/Jews/whoever being content to leave them as they have pretty much always been.

  97. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's quite clearly the most important planet in the universe... because I'm on it.

  98. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by pyro_dude · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As an atheist I believe that religion is based on no factual basis whatsoever and exists purely as a fantasy in which religious people choose to believe.

    Ever consider that maybe this belief is based less on fact than some of those who apprehend or believe spiritual or religious truths?

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  99. Re:The shroud is a forgery and the forger admitted by yokem_55 · · Score: 1

    I'd would be interested to see a reference on this....

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  100. Re:Religious "disProof" by hung_himself · · Score: 1
    "For those who do not believe no disproof is necessary. For those who do believe no disproof is sufficient."

    is much closer to the truth in this matter...
  101. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have lived in the both the north and south of the US. i agree with you, but i feel i need to point out that i found that there are people with "a special type of ignorance" in both parts. unfortunately, there is no shortage of them either.

  102. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by eluusive · · Score: 1

    Jesus commanded us to love everyone even those who hate us. Called us to turn the other cheek when we're assaulted. Just because not all of us are very good at doing that doesn't make Christs teachings any less valid.

  103. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not the grandparent poster, but I thought I should reply to this:

    Have you ever actually read and studied the gospels?

    As a matter of fact, I did take a class on the New Testament back in college. I was an atheist before the class, and I was an atheist after. The class did not alter my religious beliefs (or lack thereof), but it did leave me with a better impression of the beliefs of early Christians. More importantly however, it introduced me to textual analysis. Without the class, I would never have even suspected that several of Paul's letters were not written by him, nor would I have even heard of the two-source hypothesis.

    More to the point, if I were a Christian before, I would have rather extreme doubts after studying the New Testament in any detail. I know of a few atheists who lost their faith for this very reason.

  104. Excellent article on this subject by wealthychef · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I posted above as anonymous coward about this, so I don't mean to be redundant, but this is a great article by a great organization:

    http://www.csicop.org/articles/shroud/index2.html

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    1. Re:Excellent article on this subject by drporter · · Score: 1

      This article was published in 1998. It is out of date and filled with inaccuracy.

  105. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rape is still rape. God is a rapist.

    You know, it's very easy to make fun of Christians* but you're taking the whole thing out of context just as a bit of god-bashing.

    If you consider the full circumstances. God HAD to impregnate Mary in order for her to bear him a son who he could have killed in order to appease his anger over Adam and Eve eating an apple, after he'd told them NOT TO.

    Rape? Maybe not if he pleads insanity.

    * and fun, too.

  106. alternatively by pluke · · Score: 1

    - Scientists1 "Hi can we have some of that there shroud?" - Church "yes take whichever part you want" - Scientists1 *tests* - Scientists1 "uhuh you seem to have a modern day fake" - Church "oh well we never claimed it was real" - Scientists2 "excuse me, these scientific methods are a bit sketchy, can we try" - Church "yes certainly, take whichever part you want" - Scientists2 *tests* - Scientists2 "oh it may be genuine" - Church "thats quite interesting, thanks" - Scientists1 "excuse me, these scientific methods are a bit sketchy, can WE try again" - Church "yes certainly, take whichever part you want" - Scientists1 *tests* - Scientists1 "differnt result but same conclusion, we seem to have a modern day fake" - Church "thats quite interesting, thanks" - Scientists2 "excuse me, these scientific methods are a bit sketchy, can we try again" - Church "yes certainly, take whichever part you want" - Scientists2 *tests* - Scientists2 "oh it may be genuine" - Church "thats quite interesting, thanks" - Scientists1 "excuse me, these scientific methods are a bit sketchy, can WE try again; again" - Church "yes certainly, take whichever part you want" - Scientists1 *tests* - Scientists1 "differnt result but same conclusion, we seem to have a modern day fake" - Scientists2 "excuse me, these scientific methods are a bit sketchy, can we try again; again" - Church "yes certainly, take whichever part you want" - Scientists2 *tests* - Scientists2 "oh it may be genuine" - Church "thats quite interesting, thanks" - Scientists1 "excuse me, these scientific methods are a bit sketchy, can we try once more" - Church "LOOK! PLEASE GO AWAY UNTIL YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOME CONCLUSION METHOD OF TESTING AND STOP TAKING SAMPLES OF THE SHROUD, YOU ARE PROBABLY FLOGGING THEM ON EBAY!"

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  107. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Yes you have deluded yourself into believing in a fantasy which provides some meaning to your life by promising that there is possibly more to life than the one you live here on Earth.

    It's irrelevant what is written in the Gospels since the one certain thing which can be said about them is that they were written by people suffering the same delusions as you are. In fact though having been brought up as a Catholic and having attended Catholic schools, taken the sacrament of confirmation and been fully involved ni the Church I have studied the Gospels and that is largely why I believe what I do.

    If you can provide any evidence at all of life after death or the existence of god which is not simply based on faith then I will be happy to examine it and possibly change my mind.

  108. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by heavy+snowfall · · Score: 1

    How the fuck is this flamebait?

    I agree with you. It's ok to point out when someone is incorrect in almost every other situation, although in some it may be impolite. When it comes to religion, you have to withold your opinion or the entire world of (U.S.) christians will descend upon you with the whole "evoultion is just a theory" & "atheism is a religion too" bullshit.

  109. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your point is interesting. The Shroud aside, I personally do not doubt that Jesus existed (as in the Greek philosophy of history there are many non-biblical documents describing him). The question with respect to religion is whether he was the son of God and whether the resurrection took place.

  110. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by LinuxGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    CmdrTaco went to Hope College, which is an excellent Christian based institution. He also attended Christian school all the way through high school.

    What you really missed was CmdrTaco flaunting his contempt for not only the college, but his parents beliefs and one of their strongest reasons for paying to send their son to very excellent schools. That means he can realate to about much of the ./ crowd that have similar thoughts on the matter.

    In this context, I would also have to consider Taco's comments to be a blantant attack.

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  111. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by xutopia · · Score: 1

    pretty much what that article states is that the shroud of turin is no different than a grilled cheese or an oyster with the face of Jesus on it.

  112. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i am not cmdrgravy ... but i have read and studied the gospels. i went to a very religious school, Baylor University, to study computer science. i had many religion classes while attending university there. these classes were taught by very intelligent people who believed whole-heartedly in the gospel. however, i found it all to be a huge myth with no more basis in fact than quetzalcoatl. i found it to be a nice story with many good, moral lessons. but the fact is, i think you are wrong and you think i am wrong. but don't assume everyone who studies the gospels will come to the same conclusion as you.

  113. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would that be the Christian God? And if so, did you give YHWH (the God of Moses), Allah, Zeus, and Odin a chance? What about Hinduism and Buddhism? You should read and study all of them before making up your mind. Otherwise, you may not be right since you haven't studied the evidence.

  114. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by thephotoman · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a Christian, the Gospels are hardly evidence. They're the statement of a case. The archaeology surrounding what happened in them (there's a lot of it, not just the Shroud) is the evidence.

    That said, I like the Gospels, Acts, and Revelations. It's the Episitles thta I have a massive problem with. There's too much dogma that is too far removed from Jesus' teachings.

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  115. Religion has plenty of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    you think that suit the pastor is wearing came from a charity shop or Armani ?

  116. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by wealthychef · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Somehow I think bearing the Son of Man in your womb is a little different than coveting your neighbor.

    Well, maybe not really. :-) In both cases, the woman is following a primal need to reproduce and found a mate based on ability to provide and stability. It's actuallyl a story right out of a Harlequin romance, if you ask me.

    Becoming a Christian doesn't make one sinless - but hopefully makes them sin less.

    Aha, finally a Christian comes up with a testable theory! Let's see. Theory: Christians do less crime than others. Let's consult the stats. Any takers? :-)

    If true, then this one fact would justify the religion in my view. If not, well, just another crazy fad.

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  117. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

    My opinion is that there is no god or creator of the universe as in a intelligent being, although i do not deny the possibility that somewhere in the universe intelligence exists way higher than the average humans. Despite on my beliefs that there is no such thing as god, i think that religiousness served a purpose, in the timeframe between first human settlements 6-10 thousand years ago and the 19th century. It caused a lot of war and bloodshed but still it united people to form a community, the first laws were religion based (mostly). I think, that since the beginning of the 20th century, the era of science started, or should have started. Now, religiousness lost most of it's purpose, but to show us the most important ethical and moralist (never mind grammer) values. It's time to step on a higher level for humanity, which is the level of science. I believe in christian VALUES but not christianity as a RELIGION. This is the most important thing, to see the distinction. Religion is something to step through while keeping the positive elements from it. I believe everyone has the right to believe in whatever he/she wishes to, but i also feel like pointing out that it's utter bullshit and we should step through the religious thinking while keeping some of it's values. To be honest, anyone who read Isaac Asimov, when he wrote the Fundation, he was writing about the same progress as i described. Religion served a purpose for a while but it became obsolete (as a tool for the society's progress). I think CmndrTaco's comment is quite acceptable, because when you consider the other viewpoint: would you consider seriously in the 21th century that the Child of GOD came down to earth then went through a lot of miracles and left his imprint on a holy sheet? Sure, you've got a right to believe in that, but most people still consider for example the Amish religious zealots based on the same thing. For the rest of us (some people for sure in case someone would pick on this sentence), it's perfectly okay to mock some of the more hilarious pieces of religious beliefs like the one in the article.

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  118. carbon dating.. by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    ...has a margin of error of like 2000 years, it only gets you in the ballpark of the 10 thousands mark (up to about 80 thousand years, then it stops working altogether).

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet.

    While I think the whole shroud thing is just religious propaganda, I do think we should objectively look at the inherent error in some scientific methods.

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    1. Re:carbon dating.. by KontinMonet · · Score: 2, Informative

      The margin of error depends on the age of the sample (amongst other things). It is not fixed at 2000 years: see RC dating

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    2. Re:carbon dating.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along with carbon, you have different radioactive isotopes with different half-lives. They all have different uncertainties for younger and older samples. You compare the different measurements that are good for that aged sample, and all of those measurements should agree to with in uncertainty.
      One of those isotopes is going to have a much smaller uncertainty than the rest, and you make your conclusion from there.

      All this assuming you have taken into account the age of the source of the sample. Some things are naturally contaminated in a predictable manner - say snails in a water source that flows through some old fossils.

      All of this stuff is very well understood science. Due to the nature of the science involved, the uncertainties are never going to be very small.

      Additionaly you would want to compare this age with a prediction from a completely different method. Like for dinosaur bones in the ground, you would get a geologist to inspect the layers and make a seperate prediction that has nothing to do with radiation.

      In this case, you would get a specialist in textiles to inspect the fabric itself.

  119. Leonardo Da Vinci Created the Shroud by Samuel_Colorado · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The National Geographic channel last night aired an hour-long investigation into the mystery of the shroud of turin. NG was made the argument that Leonardo Da Vinci created the shroud. Anyone who's interested should check it out.

    NG claimed that Da Vinci had family ties to the church that housed the shroud, thus creating a link between how the shroud could have been obtained by the church.

    NG made other intereresting links and arguments.

    I found it particuarly amusing that the image on the shroud is extremely similar to Da Vinci's own self portrait. It seems well within Leonardo's personality to pull such a prank that has lasted for centuries.

    As for the actual age of the shroud, as long as it was *before* Leonardo's time, he could have obtained the material. If his goal was to trick the people of his time with the shroud he probably would have sought an older-looking one anyway.

    From nationalgeographic.com: Behind the Mysteries Week: "Da Vinci and the Mystery of the Shroud" at 8P et/pt Jesus's image, believers say, was burned into the Shroud of Turin by the intense heat of resurrection. But is it genuine? Or was it created by someone with extraordinary skills, like the great Leonardo Da Vinci?

    1. Re:Leonardo Da Vinci Created the Shroud by drporter · · Score: 1
      Leonardo was born 100 years after the first appearance of the Shroud in Lirey, France in 1356. It takes quite a conspiracy theory to have him doing this thing.

      Funny, too, National Geographic leaked the Rogers debunking of the carbon 14 dating last April and is reporting the story on their website. There are other stories including a commentary from Nature. Check out the links at http://www.shroudstory.com/breaking02.htm

    2. Re:Leonardo Da Vinci Created the Shroud by Rational · · Score: 1

      For a more detailed argument, read the book "Turin Shroud: In Whose Image?" by Lynn Pickett and Clive Prince.

      Personally speaking, that's the theory I prefer to believe, because even if it weren't true, it's so beautiful it ought to be.

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    3. Re:Leonardo Da Vinci Created the Shroud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Leonardo was born 100 years after the first appearance of the Shroud in Lirey, France in 1356. It takes quite a conspiracy theory to have him doing this thing.

      History is not written in stone. Unless you have multiple primary, independent sources saying the same thing, you can't really be sure what happened. Here are just two possibilities:
      1. Da Vinci heard of the shroud, found it was a poor forgery, and set out to create a better one, which he passed off as the original.
      2. Da Vinci created a history for the shroud himself.

      I have no idea if these scenarios are very likely. I'm just pointing out that history is seldom clear-cut and reliable.

    4. Re:Leonardo Da Vinci Created the Shroud by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. Is there any evidence that Leonardo had any knowledge of photographic techniques?

      The author of a previous comment posted a link to a page describing a plausable early photographic technique that is consistant with what is known about the shroud.

      Leonardo had a remarkable range of talents, and probably knew as much or more about optics and cameras as anyone at that time. It would not surprise me in the least if he developed a technique to fix photographic images and never revealed it.

      This page provides some more analysis of the possibility.

  120. Get up to speed fast: The Skeptical Spectacle by drporter · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:Get up to speed fast: The Skeptical Spectacle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This site is little more than pro-Shroud crap.

    2. Re:Get up to speed fast: The Skeptical Spectacle by bani · · Score: 1

      that site is credulous bullshit. it's not useful in the least, and there are no facts on it at all.

      the correct site name should be "the gullible spectacle" or "the credulous spectacle". they are anything but skeptical.

  121. The Link to Rogers's Paper by Sundroid · · Score: 1

    I posted Raymond Rogers's paper on Shroud of Turin on my blog, "Kitchen Sink Gazette", at: http://sundroid.blogspot.com/, if anyone is interested.

  122. Re:"Resurrection: Myth or Reality" by John S. Spon by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    so.... they were mostly poor... they were not the educated priest class and the rich who were responsible for the record keeping.

    try exercising that lump above your head a little.

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    I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
  123. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, it's a position based on known facts and evidence of how the world and the universe work.

    Depsite the fact that there are dozens of religions which believe in various kinds of gods and deities not one of them have proved the existence or provided any evidence at all for the existence of the god or deity which they believe in.

    As soon as one does provide some credible evidence I will be willing to re-appraise my position.

    Until then I will continue to believe that religion exists because every one alive has wondered at some point "why am I here ?" and "what happens when I die ?" and it's easier to believe that nice things which you have some control over happen and that we are here thanks to a creator we can understand and talk to through prayer. That is easier to believe than us being here through a fantastically complicated series of interactions which we will probably never understand and have no control over and when we die that's it.

  124. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by cloudwilliam · · Score: 1

    The most obvious example is former Alabama supreme court justice Roy Moore. He installed a monument of the Ten Commandments in the Alabama supreme court building, then refused to remove it even at the cost of his job. Also, several cities around the nation have Ten Commandments monuments on city property, legacies from an era when no one cared much about the separation between church and state. Now many of them are trying to get them removed so they won't have to put up anti-homosexual monuments from Kansas preacher Fred Phelps and his band of followers. Unfortunately, Christian groups are suing to keep the monuments, some so they can get their monuments to hate, others because they think the Ten Commandments are necessary for a fair and just government. And as for Christianity having nothing to do with Jesus, I say that because although they do point to him as the focus of their faith, there are few Christian groups out there who follow the teachings of Jesus. Those who do are generally thought of as fringe groups, dedicated to pacifism, poverty and self-sacrifice. Christianity as a mainstream religion is based not on the Gospels, but on the writings of Paul of Tarsus. All the violence, bigotry, misogyny and intolerance so prevalent in Christianity over its entire history is a direct result of Paul. Jesus was a pacifist, willing to die for what he believed. How many Christians today are pacifists, and how many are willing to sacrifice their lives for the ideals of Jesus?

  125. science by Deanalator · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The chemistry says it was a real shroud, the blood spots on it are real blood"

    "It's a shroud from the right time, but you're never going to find out (through science) if it was used on a person named Jesus,"


    So am I to believe then, that noone else here has seen jurassic park?

    1. Re:science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay! Now we can just replace all of the missing DNA with that of a frog's, and then we will have Frog Jesus: saviour of all amphibians!

      He has come to hop for your sins.

      OK, I'll shut up now.

    2. Re:science by dont_think_twice · · Score: 1

      So am I to believe then, that noone else here has seen jurassic park?

      That brings up a great philosophical point - If we cloned Jesus, the clone would genetically be the son of God. Would he have all of Jesus's godlike powers (water to wine, part seas, etc.)? Assuming that Jesus received his god-traits from God's DNA, I don't see why not.

      Take it a step further - if we cloned Jesus and harvested his body for organs, could we make half-human half-god creatures? Or perhaps we could look at his genetic structure, and figure out what the gene for "god-like" patience is. There are so many possibilities.

    3. Re:science by bheading · · Score: 1

      I love the part about "real blood". It would be particularly interesting if a piece of the bloodstain could be extracted, as then we'd know the makeup of Christ's DNA. Future technology could permit us to clone as many Christs as we liked, who would in turn go around the place healing people, thus dramatically revolutionizing contemporary medicine.

      Of course, the DNA would likely reveal that the person buried in the shroud had two parents of Middle Eastern origin. Then the shroud's fans would have to either deny the shroud's authenticity, or deny that Christ was the son of God. There's a thought - what would God's DNA look like and how much would people pay if it could be cloned ? Everyone would want their child genetically engineered with God genes.

    4. Re:science by eluusive · · Score: 1

      What makes you think God has DNA, or used anything resembling himself when creating a earthly shell for his son? What makes you think his power was derived from some special genes in his DNA? What is this, Jesus is now a member of the x-men?

    5. Re:science by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      This should definitely be an anime.

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      English is easier said than done.
    6. Re:science by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

      That brings up a great philosophical point - If we cloned Jesus, the clone would genetically be the son of God. Would he have all of Jesus's godlike powers (water to wine, part seas, etc.)? Assuming that Jesus received his god-traits from God's DNA, I don't see why not.

      Christian answer is: because Jesus had dual nature - both as God and both as a man. You can clone his humanlike "half", but you can't do it with the other half. The question of what was divine and what was human in Jesus Christ was a burning one (literally - disputes like this were settled usually by violent oxidation of those who had lost the argument) in early Christianity. It was finally solved on the council of Chalcedon.

      If you really want to clone Jesus, think of one major obstacle: due to Immaculate Conception, Jesus was haploid. There are no other known living specimen of homo sapiens with haploid genome, probably the divine half was required to actually make Jesus body function on molecular level :-)

    7. Re:science by bhima · · Score: 1

      Put the X-Files DVD box set down and back AWAY from the TV

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      Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
    8. Re:science by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      Sounds good.

      Then the He could go around resurrecting people while wearing tight-fitting leather, spandex, and rubber.
      Of course, he'd have a cool personality that fits into the X-MEN. And he could have a catch phrase, "Behold, My glory!"

  126. there is no room for logic and reason in religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    you are trying to argue with people who speak to voices in their heads

    face it, religion is a mental disease (it replicates while damaging the logic and reason areas of the brain) and the sooner humans realise this we might be able to find a cure for them

  127. Why bother forging artifacts? by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1

    Other people have already taken care of that for you, some of them centuries ago.

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  128. The defenders have addressed this by daves · · Score: 1

    There are computer models that account for the warping that would have been done by the sheet laying over the face. The result is a more realistic image.

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    1. Re:The defenders have addressed this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, if that's the case, why the heck did they need *computer models* to prove it? If they can *only* prove it on the computer, I'm just going to go ahead and guess the computer model is faulty. It's not like this would be difficult to actually do in real life.

  129. Oh no, please no by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    If the mighty shroud required a patch, does that mean Bill Gates is god? Heaven help us all!!!!

  130. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit. Produce these records.

  131. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if it is a fraud, if it brings people to the church there is no need to try to stop them, right?


    well ... it not really a bad thing. however, i think it would be better not to associate your religion with anything fraudulent.

  132. Experiment by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > Whoever this shroud was on, they weren't wrapped like a mummy. They were placed on top of the lower part, and the upper part was wrapped over their head and draped on top of them like a sheet.

    Which means when you take it off and lay it flat you should see the sides of the head as well as the front. The front and back images should differ greatly in width, since the front of the cloth would drape over the figure, but the back would lie flat.

    Get a friend, a sheet, a marker, and try it.

    You might also pause to wonder why the facial features are rendered with light and dark to show its 3D structure.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    1. Re:Experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Get a friend, a sheet, a marker, and try it.
      I assume this friend has to be sleeping when you try this?
    2. Re:Experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or dead.

  133. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    boo hoo hoo, poor insecure God who has to rape and knock up a woman because some people did something against his wishes boo hoo hoo.... what a pathetic cocksucker this God is...

  134. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he meant "mostly harmless."

  135. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I am pretty sure I am in my right mind (well, as right as it ever gets,) and I am not convinced that Christ existed. I am sure that there are some records of someone, but I am also inclined to believe that Jesus was prototyped after Socrates (as the entire Christian religion,) and I am not convinced at all that JC was a real person.

  136. Get it right by KontinMonet · · Score: 5, Informative

    First, the British Museum did no dating. They simply coordinated the results from three labs in the US, UK and Switzerland.

    Second, this 'bioplastic coating' was simply a hypothesis from Stephen Mattingly of the University of Texas. STURPS Joan L. Rogers took authentic Shroud fibers, which she laboriously extracted from the STURP sampling tapes by washing them free of adhesive with xylene (not a solvent for any "bioplastic polymers"), to Metuchen, NJ, for laser-microprobe Raman analysis. The analysis is extremely sensitive, but nothing was observed that would indicate a "bioplastic polymer."

    Third, even at the time, scientists in the dating lab in the UK were skeptical: P.H South, while examining threads from the sample on behalf of the Oxford University Radiocarbon Dating Laboratory found indications of cotton. To him it seemed like material intrusion. In an article entitled "Rogue Fibers Found in Shroud," published in Textile Horizons in 1988, South write of his discovery of "a fine dark yellow strand [of cotton] possibly of Egyptian origin, and quite old . . . it may have been used for repairs at some time in the past, or simply bound in when the linen fabric was woven."

    I well remember that, at the time, no one (except the odd spin doctor) thought these results conclusive and asked for more material. This was denied.

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    1. Re:Get it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, the British Museum did no dating.

      Just like me in high school... :(

  137. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Jews and Gays and Democrats

  138. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Then your view is logically flawed, whether true or not, any proof one way or the other will merely be the construction of a logical fallacy.

    Crime can be a moral imperitive, against a corrupt or evil system of law a christian is required to stand up and say no. consider the jusuit city-states in south america, founded to stop the people of latin america being enslaved, or the christians imprisioned during the american civil rights movement, or the christians who acted to try and help Jews/blacks/etc escape the Nazi holocaust

    Insofar as you can not know the heart of a man, you can not know what they truely believe. There are, and remain, those who say that they believe, and yet do not.

    Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

    Matthew 7:15-20

    Since the test of belief is the fruit (action), then your proposed test is invalid, even controlling for the demands of civil disobedience placed on those who would act ethically.

  139. Re:Religious "disProof" by MajorBlunder · · Score: 1

    Your point is well made, and I agree is probably more to the point here.

    I would also like to point out here that I do find it odd that whatever position people take on the subject, either that of religious belief or of scientific scepticism, both feel the need to debate and evangelize the point. (and yes there are scientific evangelists as well as religious) If your faith doesn't require proof, then there is no cause, basis, or need for debate about it. If a scientist is honest about his experiments and the information retrieved from them then he should be confident in his conclusions, and shouldn't feel the need to dabate them with those who don't accept them as fact. I don't uderstand why people simply can,t say to one another, "Thank you for your information and opinion, however I respectfully disagree." And then go thier separate ways.

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  140. Re:USA Today: Not fit for the bottom of a birdcage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know: the Space section seems somehow appropriate. It is a bit far out, after all...

  141. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only for its eloquence. :)

  142. in other news... by dario_moreno · · Score: 1

    Starsky and Hutch are real ! Archeologists have found a city by the name of "San Francisco" which seems to have a police force, and Ford has actually produced a "Gran Torino" model for several years in the timeframe of the alleged avents !

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  143. Nature Magazine Comments on Carbon 14 1/28/05 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Nature published the orginal carbon 14 test results in 1988. Now, they have published a commentary about Rogers' debunking of those tests. It is a must read:

    Nature Magazine Commentary on Rogers.

  144. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFAIK, the only documentation of Jesus' existance is the New Testament.

    I don't believe there are records of the kind he referred to. However, there are some references to Jesus in the writings of the Roman historian Tacitus. There is some doubt as to the authenticity of some of these, his record was made at least a century after the events were supposed to have occurred, and his sources are unknown. That's about as close to the records referred to above as you're going to find.

  145. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    "I feel nobody has the right to chastise other's for their beliefs."

    Why not? Beliefs are open to criticism and question. Even ridicule. Free speech. If a person's belief system is so fragile that a note of disbelief will shatter their composure, then they should examine what it is that they believe in so weakly.

    I do not believe in dropping a force field around religions and cults so they don't encounter nasty criticism. They are a part of society, and have to participate just like everyone else. If they don't want to hear, they can do what the Scientologists do and put nanny filters on their web browsers, security guards around their get-togethers, and barbed wire on top of the walls around their lesser-known compounds. So much easier than having fresh eyes look at you. Keeps the kids from developing a personality that questions the Divitity of Reverend Moon or the meaningfulness of a lie detector used for "spiritual" purposes at US$250/hour.

    Chastise away, Commander Taco! Thus spake me.

  146. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by turgid · · Score: 1
    What about Gay Jewish Democrats?

    /me ducks

  147. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See...this is why I have a problem with Slashdot - editorials like this sound like something from a lame highschool newspaper.

    Seriously Taco - can we get past being a fucking manchild and stop taking an insulting attitude towards people you might disagree with? If you disagree with them, then back it up with logic and explain it like an adult.

  148. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by daniil · · Score: 1

    He could be referring to the Jewish historian Flavius Josephus who, in his works, refers to (and gives a short account of the life of) a Jesus "called the Christ". Whether this really is a proof of Christ's existence is, of course, arguable.

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  149. Sin vs. acceptable behavior by powdered+toast+dude · · Score: 1
    "Don't hate the sinner, hate the sin" sounds an awful lot like "don't hate the player, hate the game." And what many view as sin seems to be increasingly becoming just part of the game. Interesting social behavioral evolution in that context.

    $0.02,
    ptd

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  150. Re:Scientific Method requires reproducible results by hey! · · Score: 1

    The reason for doubting the original test is religion.

    "Reason" (in the sense of motivation) and "Justification" (in the sense of showing that a line of investigation is scientifically worthy) are two different things.

    If the only motivations that are admissable are those with sound scientific basis, then the advancement of science would probably be impaired. People are always trying to prove things which they want to believe on the basis of hunches or aesthetic considerations; if they can justify why an avenue of investigation is interesting, why not let them purue it? Why should religious motivations be any different than an aesthetic one?

    Einstein said "God does not play dice." This is an extra-scientific statement, which no doubt he did not expect others to take very seriously in a scientific sense, but may have been very important to him.

    But, since the original has now been altered, there will never be any more tests run by 3rd parties to confirm or discredit the results of the original test.

    I will not contest this, because I don't know the specific alterations you speak of nor would I know enough about the methods of archaeology to know how affected they would be by these alterations. Presumably, if further tests could be scientifically justified, it would be because there are questions at hand that can be answered by applying the techniques of archaeology to the artifact in question.

    Let me be clear, I think it is historically most probable that the shroud was manufactured for the roaring medieval relic trade. But I have no problem with people trying to apply the techniques of archaeology to the shroud.

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  151. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, it's a semantic win for theists when you call yourself and "a-theist", a person who, as they define it, "doesn't believe in God".

    Do you call yourself an a-Hinduist or a non-believer in the Norse gods? You don't have to, because people don't believe in such, for the most part, in the U.S. and don't feel compelled to define themselves by naming themselves non-believers in the Hindu, Norse, etc. pantheons.

    The term "atheist" has been semantically hijacked to mean "unbeliever in the christian god" To apply it to yourself puts a rhetorical bullet in your head before the argument even starts.

    "Agnostic" is better, one, because it doesn't have the semantic disadvantage, and secondly because it more accurately defines who you are: a person who declares that he hasn't any special knowledge (a-gnostic) and can't possibly have any answers. It's a "who-knows?" category which better suits a reasonable person. It also implies nobody else has the answers either. :)

    My one peeve about the word is that it's mispronounced! It should be: AAY-NOSTIK, not AG-NOSTIK. We pronounce gnostic NOSTIK, not G'NOSTIK. Sheesh.

  152. You might find this link of interest by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
    1. Re:You might find this link of interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More pro-Shroud crap.

    2. Re:You might find this link of interest by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

      I posted the following message on the Fortean Times website a few days ago (look for DPL - my handle - towards the end of the thread):

      FT

      btw, still no reply as yet!

  153. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by pirho666 · · Score: 0

    But they say for certain that there is real blood on the shroud.

    I say that the science community should get a sample of that real blood and then extract the DNA from it. You could then implant the DNA into an egg and implant that egg into a virgin woman and see if the "END TIMES" (tm) start happening. Afterall we would have just cloned the savior and of a virgin birth nonetheless. Sounds like a good idea to me.

  154. I don't understand the big deal by bolerobell · · Score: 1
    For me the really interesting thing is that disputing the authenticity of the Shroud does not in any way speak to the authenticity of any form of Christianity. I don't understand why Christians keep making the Shroud of Turin a issue. It was a fake made by French Priests in the 14th Century to scare the hell out of their parishioners. It's called the Shroud of Turin. Turin is the area in FRANCE where it was "discovered" and has no particular relevance to Jesus Christ. If this article of cloth is his burial shroud, why isn't it called the Shroud of Christ?

    It's fake... stop using it as a crutch.

    1. Re:I don't understand the big deal by drporter · · Score: 1

      Turin is in Italy. Who were these French priests. Are you possibly thinking of the d'Arcis memorandum in which a French Bishop, Pierre d'Arcis, reported that a painter had confessed to painting the Shroud to Henri de Poitiers, his predessor. The city you are thinking is Lirey. And BTW, it probably should be called the Shroud of Christ and some people call it that. Others call it the Holy Shroud. I love it when people make up facts.

    2. Re:I don't understand the big deal by bolerobell · · Score: 1

      Ok, Italy, not France. My bad. Still, what is more important? Purported artifacts of Christ or the teachings of Christ?

    3. Re:I don't understand the big deal by drporter · · Score: 1

      No question about it: the teachings of Christ. The Shroud is useful in the ever ongoing quest for the historical Jesus.

    4. Re:I don't understand the big deal by bolerobell · · Score: 1
      Is it? It seems that it erodes faith.

      Douglas Adams once wrote "Proof Denies Faith". Although he wrote that as a joke, I think that the concept is very real. If you spend your time looking for the historical Jesus, that is time you are not studying his teachings and attempting to apply them in your life (all of his teachings I might add, not picking and choosing those that feel good).

      I'm not a religious person, but it seems to me that for people looking towards Jesus with their faith, the Shroud of Turin (and other artifacts I may not know about) are a detour. They are like situational comedy on television.... just empty calories. Nothing of substance is there that will help you with your faith.

  155. Re:Religious "disProof" by purple_cobra · · Score: 1

    What reason would we then have to start another war?

  156. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, although I don't believe in the literal content of the Bible (or any other religious text), some of the more recent biblical events (and thus any artifacts related to them) may be of valid historical interest.

    It's entirely plausible (perhaps even likely) that Jesus existed, had disciples, talked to people and was crucified. The miraculous details would've been added by the people who chronicled his life and spawned Christianity

    Mohammed (spelling varies), Allah's most important prophet according to Muslims, seems likely to have actually existed, although from a secular perspective, obviously he was no more divinely influenced than Jesus.

    Considering how closely the three major monotheistic religions are related and how strong they were in the region at the time, it would seem natural that they are in part based on some actual historical events, especially with regard to relatively recent events (the big ones being Israelites freed from slavery, the life of Jesus, and the life of Mohammed).

  157. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by karniv0re · · Score: 1

    Wow. You don't get laid much do you? Yeah, there's a lot of dumbass Jesus-freaks out there. But most of them aren't Christian. They're "Christian" with the quotes. Being a Christian has nothing to do with despising gays, other religions, people of color, etc. It has nothing to do with giving all your money to the church. It has nothing to do with pasting lame-ass bumperstickers on your SUV. It certainly has nothing to do with being Republican. Or Democrat for that matter.

    It's all about your personal relationship with God. It's about being down with the G-O-D and being cool with people who aren't. I myself am always willing to talk to people about it, but will never condemn someone for not having the same beliefs. The people you're talking about have misinterpreted the Bible somehow and think that if they don't convert everybody soon, then the world is going to explode.

    And the thing these "Christians" aren't realizing is, the harder they push, the more resistant people become. If they'd just loosen up a bit and become more accepting, I think they'd get better results and people would be more interested. And maybe you wouldn't be such an asshole.

  158. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not believe in dropping a force field around religions and cults so they don't encounter nasty criticism.

    Unless, of course, you're a Darwinist. (Ducks for cover...)

  159. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by joaobranco · · Score: 1

    It sure is if you didn't consent, yes. Mary was the victim here.

    If you're going to follow scripture regarding the impregnation, you would also need to accept the fact that Mary CONSENTED.

    In fact, that consentment is the main basis of the worship Mary gets in the Catholic religion. She had a choice, and took the hardest road. "I am the Lord's slave, thy will be done".

  160. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    So me, as a computer scientist who has studied the pros and cons of Christianity as much as I can, and have come to the conclusion that God is real, is deluded?

    Sorry, but, yes. (No big deal, we're all deluded about something...) The idea of "God" as presented in mainstream Christian teaching - an omnipotent, omniscient, perfectly good, being that is separate from and creator of the rest of the Universe, big Daddy in the Sky, King of it All - is not logically defensible.

    (There are, though, other concepts of the divine that are more resilient...And your credentials as a computer scientist certainly have nothing to do with it!)

    If you havent [read and studied the gospels] how can you possibly say your opinion is right when you havent even studied the evidence?

    See, that's the root of the problem. The gospels - while containing some interesting wisdom teachings from poor ol' Jeshua ben Joseph - aren't any sort of evidence for the supernatural. Any more than the Koran, the Dhamapada, the Vedas, the collected Greek myths, or the front page of the Weekly World News...

    The gospels are only "evidence" if you beleive them to the the "word of god" or "divinely insprired" - which is circular reasoning at its best.

    But, most of Jeshua's advice was still pretty good, even if he was just a regular guy at the end of it all.

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  161. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

    Then what term do you use for those who flatly declare that there is no god?

    Since you gave us a lesson in pronouncing greek, "theos" is the Greek word for god. I certainly don't agree that this has been "hijacked" to mean "the Christian God".

  162. Take your own advice! by Tau+Zero · · Score: 4, Insightful
    the british museum's dating was patheticly incompetent
    Scientifically or religiously?
    failing to account for the role of accumulating bioplastic coating on the fibers
    Which makes the Shroud unique among all ancient textiles? (If you can't properly date the Shroud, how could you date anything else? Do you think that scientists don't test their methods for reliability before using them for any work of importance?)
    the preservation of the shroud in oil during the late renaissance
    Are you saying that cellulose cannot be purified from the material? If you cannot obtain guaranteed-original material for radiocarbon dating, you can't get it for any other analysis either. That includes the vanillin that Rogers is using for his claims... claims which are highly suspect because they make assumptions about rates of chemical reactions under the uncontrolled storage conditions.
    and now, as has been demonstrated by use of other dating methods, the selection of repair materials for the dating.
    You're not making sense here. Are you telling me that
    • The very people who maintain the Shroud as a holy artifact
    • Who by definition believe in its authenticity
    • Who have every reason to want it to be proven authentic
    • Who control access to it, and
    • Who only permitted research on it after a long and difficult negotiation with the scientists involved,
    didn't allow anyone to have the proper things to test?

    Isn't it easier just to believe that the claims of authenticity are false, and that people are clinging to it because of what they want to be true?

    Rogers looks like someone who will believe regardless of the evidence, and is thus someone whose "scientific" results are not trustworthy. The McPaper article quotes Rogers saying " the blood spots on it are real blood", when the actual material of the "blood stains" has been proven to be red ochre. Am I also being asked to believe that Jesus bled red ochre?

    given that it is the only proposed physical artifact of a pivotal event in human history, with profound import, compentent pursuit of an accurate and factual account of its characteristics is a very worthwhile endeavour, and entirely undeserving of the deceitful mockery of the poster.
    Refusing to accept the reality that the "artifact" is a 14th-century creation says nothing about the dating process, and everything about your prejudices. It's not what its keepers think it is. Get over it.
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    1. Re:Take your own advice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I also being asked to believe that Jesus bled red ochre?

      Ochre, wine, whatever. Jesus' blood is accepted to be fairly flexible.

    2. Re:Take your own advice! by DeVilla · · Score: 1

      Scientifically or religiously?

      Scientifically

      Which makes the Shroud unique among all ancient textiles? (If you can't properly date the Shroud, how could you date anything else? Do you think that scientists don't test their methods for reliability before using them for any work of importance?)

      Actually, they dated the shroud, called it a fake, called the Church frauds and patted themselves on the back.

      In a later, unrelated case they had multiple artifacts from a site that dated differently when the scientists felt it wasn't possible. Hence they further analysed their results and samples and discovered the bioplastic.

      Some time after that, someone when back and realized that the sample from the shroud had enough of this bioplastic to put the age back into the range suggested by the Church's records.

      Also, I'm sure scientists can be quite meticulous when they want to. In the case, they did not do a standard dating. I think they worked from a single sample where they normally would work with several different samples and do 'best 2 out of 3' sort of thing. This was not entirely their fault in this case, but there were several other irregularities in their dating of the sample in comparison to serveral other interesting traits of the shroud.

      Are you saying that cellulose cannot be purified from the material? If you cannot obtain guaranteed-original material for radiocarbon dating, you can't get it for any other analysis either.

      Last I heard from the discovery channel, (and this was some time ago itself) no. They were working on a way to remove the bioplastic from such samples and they were also going to have to get an other sample from the Church.

      You're not making sense here. Are you telling me that

      * The very people who maintain the Shroud as a holy artifact
      * Who by definition believe in its authenticity
      * Who have every reason to want it to be proven authentic
      * Who control access to it, and
      * Who only permitted research on it after a long and difficult negotiation with the scientists involved,

      didn't allow anyone to have the proper things to test?

      Well, they might not want to let scientist cut the thing to shreds just to verify their 2000 year old paper trail that the Church already trusts. Further more, after the somewhat smug behavior of the scientists in calling the thing a fake, follow by the virtual silence (up until now for some reason) once it was determined that the were errors in the protocol and (due to the bioplastic) method, they might not consider the scientific community as impartial as they once did regarding the shroud. They already have enough smug folks (like you might see here) pointing to finding that have be found invalid already and they trust their paper trail.

      Isn't it easier just to believe that the claims of authenticity are false, and that people are clinging to it because of what they want to be true?

      If that's what you want to believe, sure. You don't need scientists for that. Good luck with that. At this point, people who want to believe, do. And people who do not want to believe, (like you I presume) don't. Both sides that care will rationalize their beliefs and they have hundred of years and countless scape-goats to throw up a sufficient smoke screen of rationalization to back them up. At this point you won't prove anything to everyone without a time machine.

      For me, my basic beliefs about Christ do not change, regardless of the Shroud. I have learned a bit of a painful lesson myself however, having assumed the first findings were unquestionable, as presented to my by a history teacher who I later found was aggressively out smear all religious people as fools and/or liars. This was his evidence for the 6th grade class.

      Years later, while wa

    3. Re:Take your own advice! by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1

      Actually, they dated the shroud, called it a fake, called the Church frauds and patted themselves on the back.

      Oh, bull. Why would they call the Church frauds, when the Church hadn't been able to perform conclusive tests before either? (Never mind that the first documented appearance of the Shroud is in the 14th century; what was it doing for 1300 years, and how the hell did it get to Italy?)

      In a later, unrelated case they had multiple artifacts from a site that dated differently when the scientists felt it wasn't possible. Hence they further analysed their results and samples and discovered the bioplastic.

      Some time after that, someone when back and realized that the sample from the shroud had enough of this bioplastic to put the age back into the range suggested by the Church's records.

      Two problems with that scenario:

      1. The half-life of C14 is about 5730 years; for a 2000-year interval, the decay can be considered roughly linear. To cut a radiocarbon date to 1/3 of its true age, you'd have to add roughly 2x the mass of the original. There is no way that this "bioplastic" coating, if it exists, could have been so heavy as to have changed the apparent age that far.

        (The "bioplastic" hypothesis is bogus on other grounds, too. Any organisms consuming the material of the Shroud would acquire its radiocarbon date, and the whole "bioplastic" issue seems to have originated with the dating of an artifact made of jade, which contains no carbon itself, by radiocarbon dating of materials added after carving.)

      2. The first documented appearance of the Shroud is in 1357. There is no 2000 year old paper trail of its provenance. (You lied.)

      Well, they might not want to let scientist cut the thing to shreds

      And they haven't had to, for some time. Years ago the only way to radiocarbon-date something was to burn it to CO2, put the CO2 in a tank in a heavily shielded container and use a scintillation counter to measure the radioactivity from the remaining C-14. Because the C-14 measurement was from decays, this took a large mass of material to give a useful signal. Today the measurement is direct counting of C-12 vs. C-14 atoms, and milligram quantities are sufficient.

      They already have enough smug folks (like you might see here) pointing to finding that have be found invalid already and they trust their paper trail.

      You keep hyping this non-existent paper trail; the 12 radiocarbon dates are consistent with the first record of the Shroud's existence... in 1357.

      Isn't it easier just to believe that the claims of authenticity are false, and that people are clinging to it because of what they want to be true?

      If that's what you want to believe, sure. You don't need scientists for that.

      But if you believe the radiocarbon dates of 12 samples, none of which are older than 800 years, you're just being cynical? Excuse me if I imagine you putting your fingers in your ears and shouting "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" (Incidentally, the historian.net piece has many suspect statements; how would the Shroud get a coating of calcium carbonate when it is composed of cellulose? All of the hedging appears to be excuses for the Shroud not appearing to be as old as the Christians who believe it to be Christ's burial cloth want it to be. Oh, let us not forget: excuses for the Shroud's keepers to keep bringing in pilgrims and their contributions. I'm sure that the Shroud is a very lucrative relic and its value would be destroyed by an admission that it isn't so important.)

      I think they worked from a single sample where they normally would

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    4. Re:Take your own advice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think that scientists don't test their methods for reliability before using them for any work of importance

      Of what relevance is this to Carbon-dating the Turin Shroud, a work of quite staggering unimportance?

  163. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its /. NOT ./

    and it was an attack, maybe unintional, but still an attack.

  164. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, then, how do you pronounce "Gnu"?

  165. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    God HAD to impregnate Mary in order for her to bear him a son who he could have killed in order to appease his anger over Adam and Eve eating an apple, after he'd told them NOT TO.

    This is one of those things I've never understood about Christianity, and probably never will. I have always thought that the idea is totally braindead.

    First he creates two people and gives them the possibility of doing sin, and being omnipotent and stuff, he sure as hell knows they are going to do it. Still he gets angry at them.

    Then, thousands of years later he suddenly notices that he's still quite fucking angry, and also happens to decide that the perfect way to make the anger go away is to sacrifice his son. Well, he does and everyone is happy?

    At this point some brainwashed Christian usually points out that Adam and Eve were sinners. They are completely missing the point, though. If God really is omnipotent creator of everything (as Bible tells (as far as I know)), he is free to define "sin" however he wishes. After all, he made up the original definition for "sin" in the first place.

  166. Nature Magazine Comments on Carbon 14 1/28/05 by drporter · · Score: 3, Informative
    This is a good editorial comment on Rogers' debunking of the carbon 14 dating, by Philip Ball in Nature Magazine .

    Nature, of course, was the prestigious peer-reviewed scientific journal that carried the story of the 1988 carbon 14 dating.

    This article addresses most of the comments that have been posted in this thread.

    Dan

  167. I have the report from 1978 in book form by HBI · · Score: 1

    The Shroud was damaged by a fire. The container it was in was composed partially of silver. The container melted, dropping molten silver through the linen, and creating circular patterns on the Shroud, since it was folded at the time.

    The presence of residue of the silver was confirmed by the 1978 team when they examined the shroud. The patches are clearly visible and were not tested by that team. Aside from the patches, the Shroud is whole.

    This article and the posters are pretty uniformly uninformed about the science involved here, and the conditions. Seems like a huge waste.

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  168. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    a blatant "attack"? L. Ron Hubbard, is that you?

    Did Taco hit you with a pipe? Shoot you? Kick you in the balls? No? Then he didn't "attack" you.

    And copying music isn't "stealing", someone didn't "steal" your girfriend, and you couldn't "murder" a lunch if you were very hungry.

    (NOTE TO EVERYONE: Semantics are key. If the opponent shreds the meaning of a term key to the discussion, by say, mapping false identifier "attack" to the real term "criticism", he has cut your feet out from under you and you cannot make your argument -- and the audience won't notice the trick, either. Deny the remapping. Do not let the argument progress; stop your opponent and point out the nasty little trick. Scream. Be rude. Stop them, or they own you)

  169. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by laing · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to intrude into your dialog, but you've both missed the point that the Ten Commandments are from the book of Exodus which is Old Testament. That means they pre-date Jesus by a long time. The commandments are recognized by religons other than Christianity.

  170. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being Christian has nothing to do with your "relationship with God", but it has everything to do with your relationship with Jebus, which most Christians take to be god. There are plenty of people that have a relationship with the judo-christian god, and most of them aren't Christian, or "Christian" for that matter.

  171. On so called miracles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Edward Gibbon said it best 250 years ago: all religions are founded on crap:

    "But how shall we excuse the supine inattention of the Pagan and philosophic world to those evidences which were presented by the hand of Omnipotence, not to their reason, but to their senses? During the age of Christ, of his apostles, and their first disciples, the doctrine which they preached was confirmed by innumerable prodigies. The lame walked, the blind saw, the sick were healed, the dead were raised, daemons were expelled, and the laws of Nature were frequently suspended for the benefit of the church. But the sages of Greece and Rome turned aside from the awful spectacle, and, pursuing the ordinary occupations of life and study, appeared unconscious of any alterations in the moral of physical government of the world."
  172. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 1

    The gospels were written minimum 20 years after Jesus died. There are specific people mentioned in the gospels, especially Luke's. People who disbelieved could have checked with those people whether the incidents mentioned actually took place. The earliest copied of the gospels we have are far too early for any mythology to be put into them (it takes minimum of 4 generations for any mythology to even start to be woven into a story). Therefore the gospels are true, and Jesus did perform miracles, forgive sins, die on the cross and resurrect as described. You make your own conclusions.

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  173. Even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The entire Slashdot crew belittles my faith in Microsoft daily. CmdrTaco's remark today is just a drop in the ocean.

  174. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CptNerd · · Score: 1
    Until then I will continue to believe that religion exists because every one alive has wondered at some point "why am I here ?"

    So, what are the "known facts and evidence" you used to answer the question above? In other words, "why are you here?"

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  175. Science is not... by Cybersaint2k · · Score: 1
    Science is not a set of conclusions, it is a set of procedures.
    That, my friend, is distilled, pure, truth. A lot of flame wars (and wars in general) would be avoided if more people could get that in their head. IMHO, you could add this to the forumula: "Faith is not believe in a set of impossible conclusions; it's trusting that the truth always leads to God."
    1. Re:Science is not... by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Or more crudely, "after all is said and done, God exists because I know its true. Argument is just another way of showing how wrong you are. You cannot win, and I cannot lose. No argument is valid if it contradicts what I have been told since I was born. If you have a powerful piece of evidence that my belief is based on falsehood, the evidence is misinterpreted or false. Or you are a liar. Or evil. In any case, you are a representative of the Great Evil, and anything you say is born of iniquity. I can't hear you. LAA LAA LAA LAA LAA LAA LAA LAA."

    2. Re:Science is not... by Cybersaint2k · · Score: 1
      ...God exists because I know its true. Argument is just another way of showing how wrong you are....
      That's certainly not what I intended to say, nor what I believe. Saying that all truth leads to God affirms the opposite--that facts drive faith. That facts lead to faith. If there is or is not a God, pursuing truth will lead us to a sound conclusion.
  176. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, at least you're not black, poor or urban.

  177. Re:Jesus must've had some serious plastic surgery. by Fred_A · · Score: 1

    What's your first link ? His passeport photo from the Vatican archives ?

    The popular representation of a character who would have been of middle-eastern descent as a european are all completely ridiculous anyway.

    Your first link would at least be vaguely plausible for a local of the region.

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  178. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "there were literally tons of wood that was supposedly from the cross that jesus was supposedly nailed to."

    Really? The relic of the cross that I saw was a little smaller than your average splinter. But that's a nice story that people like to tell.

  179. Who cares how old it is? by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

    The most glaring error in the fabrication of this thing isn't the age, whatever that is, it's that the image of Christ doesn't even begin to indicate the facial proportions of a normal human being. On human faces, the eyes are approximately in the middle of the head; we get the impression that they're higher than that, but that's only because we put so much emphasis on the eyes and mouth, and not so much on the forehead. But, really, the eyes are almost exactly in the middle of the head.

    The face depicted on the Shroud simply isn't that of a real person. The eyes are about 2/3rds of the way up, like it's a cartoon, or something drawn/painted by someone who wasn't very conversant with real human anatomy.

    Here's a brief, but good depiction of what I'm talking about.

    Doesn't matter how old this rag is, it's not a real person pictured on it.

    1. Re:Who cares how old it is? by drporter · · Score: 1

      Since we don't know how the image was formed it is moot to discuss issues of proportion. Some who support the idea of an amino/carbonyl reaction believe that just these distortions are to be expected.

    2. Re:Who cares how old it is? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

      I went to the page you linked, but I the guy is placing the chin line too low and the top of head line too high.

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    3. Re:Who cares how old it is? by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

      That's because the lines reflect the correct proportions. When he sticks them on the screwed-up head, they show up in screwed-up places. In other words, the 'top of head' line reflects where the 'top of head' would be if they eyes were in the middle of the head, like they should be.

  180. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Well, if you take the assumption that the Shroud
    > is a medieval counterfeit (and this is also my
    > belief, if you ask) - you'd have to assume that
    > someone in Middle Ages was tortured to death

    Why does one have to assume that someone was 'tortured to death' ? It may simply be someone who died a peaceful death and was made up to look like JC after being on the cross. You see movies don't you ? Do you think actors are killed to give more realism ?

  181. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

    Being content to leave something as it's pretty much always been is not the best solution in this case.

    Most people accept that murder is wrong, genocide is wrong, discrimination against women is wrong, racism and homophobia is wrong. The world changes.

    The ten commandments have no place in law and civil order. Laws must be created by living people, not dead religious leaders. I and many other consider the ten commandments and any aspects of religion to be highly offensive. To be fair to all, the government must not endorse or be controlled by religous interests.

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  182. Evidence? by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1
    What parts of it have been superceded? What are the inaccuracies? Note that radiocarbon dating is immune to chemical changes (e.g. racemization) which can be affected by storage conditions.

    Rogers' vanillin analysis, even if accurate, could have been confounded by such factors and may be useless. I don't see you claiming that Rogers is sloppy, so I will bet that you are a True Believer and will not accept any evidence which does not confirm your desire for authenticity. Or you're a troll.

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    1. Re:Evidence? by drporter · · Score: 1

      Rogers does not propose chemical changes. Rogers is saying that the sample is not representative of the cloth as a whole because the cloth was mended. The chemical differences are extraordinary. Read the article. I don't know what you mean by true believer. If you mean I believe in science, I do. Incidentally, I consider much of the purported pro-authenticity science about the shroud as junk science. If we have what seems to be a bad sample, and all the evidence points in that direction, then we cannot continue to accept the carbon 14 dating from 1988 valid no matter how much we may want to believe it. I never accepted any of the previous explanations (bioplastic, contamination, isotope changes from heat, etc.)for erroneous carbon 14 dating because they were pure junk. The vanillin issue is pretty clear. Incidentally, John Brown at Georgia Tech has just completed a confirmation of Rogers' work.

  183. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    Well, logically, you can't really make such a statement. You don't know there is no god. Atheist is the term, of course, and you can use it, but its hard to argue that there is no god. You can argue that religions are a sham, etc, but it's hard to argue that something does not exist. Prove the negative. As Heinlein said, soon enough you will know, so why worry about it.

    And if you don't believe the term has been hijacked, get ye to rural Georgia, stand on the corner with a sign and declare yourself an atheist. They will hide the children's eyes and come after you with fists and guns, and not because they are disputing the technical meaning of the word "atheist" - they know what it means to them, and your hide will pay for it if you don't run fast enough. :) This belief is welded to the American culture, so much so that it is a semantic given that an interviewer will ask an atheist "Why don't you believe in God?". The question presupposes the validity of the interviewer's belief in the christian god, and defines you as the outsider. Remember, non-monotheists add up to about two percent of the American population. You are outnumbered 50 to 1. They control the horizontal, they control the vertical...

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  184. the shroud. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iam greek,and we have in our tradition something that is called "mandylion" and guess what..its the same stuff with the shroud..the image of a man in a cloth..
    that mandylion was older than the carbon dating of the shroud..so maybe the carbon dating is wrong..

  185. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Panaflex · · Score: 1

    Read John Case.. it's in there.

    Pan

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  186. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by tmortn · · Score: 1

    That is like the Monty Python Witch test.

    By that standard then the only way someone is a "true" Christian is if they don't commit any action against the christian ideal. Not a very good standard if you ask me. Most faiths accept the basic tennent that man is a flawed being and therefor more or less incapable of being perfect. Thus by such a standard nobody is a true christian lest the live the life of Christ.

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  187. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
    The gospels - while containing some interesting wisdom teachings from poor ol' Jeshua ben Joseph - aren't any sort of evidence for the supernatural. Any more than the Koran, the Dhamapada, the Vedas, the collected Greek myths, or the front page of the Weekly World News...

    You big fat freakin' liar. Bat Boy is REAL!

  188. Heh heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta love those arbitrary moronic rules that have become ultimate guiding principles for a lot of nutty religious feebs.

    1. Re:Heh heh... by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      If you're an atheist then all rules are arbitrary. Pot, kettle, black.

    2. Re:Heh heh... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Not really. You can derive a decent ethical system from egoism.

      A sensible person who is primarily interested in his own pleasure will logically want other people to act in a way which is in his interest. But just saying "everyone be nice to me" ain't gonna work unless you threaten people with violence, but if you go down that road, there's not much to prevent other people from applying counterviolence. However, if you tell people "everyone be nice to everyone else," you have a much more effective moral system, because everyone benefits from the idea.

      From "be nice to everyone else," you can derive further moral rules. It's still a little abitrary, but it's less arbitrary, because you're not just taking your moral rules from some external authority, but instead are using morality as a method for everyone to have more fun, which is somewhat quantifiable.

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    3. Re:Heh heh... by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      Not really. You can derive a decent ethical system from egoism.

      That assumes that you have an a-priori notion of decent. If you think about it, you'll end up with a hall-of-mirrors effect that cannot be broken except by personal preference. And that happens to be arbitrary.

      However, if you tell people "everyone be nice to everyone else," you have a much more effective moral system, because everyone benefits from the idea.

      More hidden assumptions about what is better than something else. Do you think the Borg, or the aliens in Independence Day, would agree with your morality? It's an interesting thought experiment.

      but instead are using morality as a method for everyone to have more fun

      And why should "more fun" be the determiner of what is moral?

    4. Re:Heh heh... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
      Saying that an atheist's rules are arbitrary because anything not of God is arbitrary is merely begging the question. If you're an atheist, you might indeed believe that rules are arbitrary. But you might not. In either case, atheists aren't going to be making religious assumptions, so it is unfair to cast their beliefs in a religious light.

      As an atheist, I could easily claim that religious rules are arbitrary because they are based on the whim of a nonexistent being, rather than reality. But obviously, religious people would disagree because they believe in God. Neither this argument, nor the analogous one which you made, is relevant.

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    5. Re:Heh heh... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      "more fun" isn't the important part. Everyone is. The borg (yay fiction) would disagree, because they have been altered to desire efficiency. Though, probably some races welcomed them. Would welcome them. If they all actually fucking existed.

      We know nothing about the aliens in ID4 except that they shoot green shit, have antigrav, and run MacOS.

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    6. Re:Heh heh... by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      Saying that an atheist's rules are arbitrary because anything not of God is arbitrary is merely begging the question.

      Except that I didn't say that, now did I? I might want to argue that even God is arbitrary (in the sense that I don't know what would, of necessity, determine His nature).

      If you're an atheist, you might indeed believe that rules are arbitrary. But you might not.

      If not, then I can't help you if you wish to be inconsistent with your worldview.

    7. Re:Heh heh... by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      "more fun" isn't the important part. Everyone is.

      Really? Tell that to the people who murder children in the womb, or the anti-semites, or the people who think Arabs should be exterminated. Not everyone agrees with your everyone. Who are you to tell them that they are wrong?

      We know nothing about the aliens in ID4 except that they shoot green shit, have antigrav, and run MacOS.
      Actually, they run Windows. But the point is that we can do a "thought experiment" to determine the properties of systems. This is an interesting experiment to do in light of your statements about a basis for morality -- a basis which they do not share. Now what? Are you going to sit down and try to persuade them to your point of view? You could get them to agree on the properties of gravity. I'd like to see how you would get them to agree with your moral decisions -- especially since, to them, you aren't an everyone.

    8. Re:Heh heh... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Who am I? I'm part of the Everyone that they're hurting by not allowing people to be themselves. A lot of it is just sheer physical reality, the desirable land is in certain places and certain people just have incompatible goals. How do you reconcile this? There's basically three ways. You can build a wall and split up the physical space. Of course, whichever meme is more successful will want to push that wall eventually. You can have a holy war, and kill each other. Or, you can be tolerant.

      Sometimes, it does come down to war, like it did in the stupid movie we're talking about. (I did enjoy it, but it was pretty dumb. It had about the same level of believability as Mars Attacks.) Even then, you don't find out who's right, only who's left. That's just nature, though, and it's going to happen. The focus should be on learning to coexist. We go through a process that causes us to do that over time, with wars toning down the elements that would upset the basket. Again, though, the winner isn't necessarily morally right or wrong, just successful. Then, they get to define morality, and we move on. To me, whatever makes the most people happy the most often while hurting the fewest people is what is most moral. It should be said that while accidents happen, no one should have to die so that I can have a new pair of Nikes; there are limiting factors. The ultimate moral test is the golden rule, and any belief which does not pass it is inherently wrong. How can you condone treating anyone any way that you would not see yourself treated? But, blah blah blah, as you say it's all subjective. I'm mostly talking about ways of thinking that are useful for civilization, and that might not be your goal.

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    9. Re:Heh heh... by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      Even then, you don't find out who's right, only who's left.

      Then what defines who is right?

      To me, whatever makes the most people happy the most often while hurting the fewest people is what is most moral

      The point of the thought experiment is that what you think doesn't carry any weight.

      The ultimate moral test is the golden rule, and any belief which does not pass it is inherently wrong.

      Is that because the Christian God, who is Love, really exists; or because you just happen to prefer this?

      ...as you say it's all subjective
      So we're back to square one. Please make up your mind and try to be consistent.

    10. Re:Heh heh... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      No, you never said that you based it on God. But if you say that an atheist can't help but have arbitrary rules, as opposed to a theist, I really can't imagine what else could possibly be implied.

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    11. Re:Heh heh... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      To me, whatever makes the most people happy the most often while hurting the fewest people is what is most moral

      Mahhhannn!!! There is so much wrong with that arugment! This is your view of what is "moral". It differs from many peoples view of moral. It differs from Adolf Hilter's view of what was moral. It differs from Mother Teresa's view of what was moral. Who's morals are actually right? Hitler's? Yours? Mother Teresa's? Or is there some ultimate standard of morals?

      How can something be "most moral", unless you have a standard in which to compare against? How can someones own morals be more moral than someone elses, unless there is a more perfect definition of morals to compare against?

    12. Re:Heh heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You stupid fucking Christ-tards just need to give it up already.

    13. Re:Heh heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm...how about a coherent and logical rebuttal to the given argument, rather than the hissy fit?

    14. Re:Heh heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? You don't have any real morals anyway. Your "morals" come from a work of fiction full of fairy tales.

    15. Re:Heh heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...you assume.

    16. Re:Heh heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I know. Your tiny penis offends me.

    17. Re:Heh heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume AC is male? And that AC's tiny one is bigger than yours, so it offends you? Interesting....

    18. Re:Heh heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (deathly silence)

    19. Re:Heh heh... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're right, and egoism absed morality is still a bit flawed. I can accept that, because I came to that theory theory was formulated late at night when I was 17. (Although smarter people than I have independently thought it up.) But even if that's the case...

      How is god-based morality any better?

      In that case, you have a morality which is based entirely around the decrees of some external entity which we are not even entirely sure what he wants. If morality is defined as simply "acting in such a way as to follow the will of God," then morality seems amazingly shallow.

      Why should we act moral if all moral means is obeying God? Especially because certain Christian belief systems states that everyone is too sinful for God's tastes, and that you can only get rewarded by God if you can have your sins "wiped away."

      Egoism based morality might not be perfect, but at least it's based in something tangible.

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    20. Re:Heh heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that because the Christian God, who is Love, really exists; or because you just happen to prefer this?

      Actually there is evidence that the Golden Rule has been developed independently in different cultures. Some pre-christian Greek and Roman philosophers came to similar conclusions, although not in as concise terms. Also Confucius had a version of the Golden Rule, except it was a negative. Paraphrasing it to a more familar form would yeild, "Do not do unto others what you would not want them to do unto you." So the statement can stand regardless of your religous believes.

    21. Re:Heh heh... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      pre-christian Greek and Roman philosophers came to similar conclusions

      You will find it was based on early Judaism, i.e. the Torah.

      Jesus' command "Love the Lord your God... and your neighbour as yourself" was a summation of the Hebrew's Law in the Torah (the first 5 books of the "Old Testament" as we call it) which is about 3400 (IIRC) years old.

      The Torah was written long before the Greek or Roman civilizations existed. Little wonder why other more recent civilizations have similar values or stories even (eg. the flood). There's nothing new under the sun.

    22. Re:Heh heh... by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      The implication isn't hard to derive. If all moral rules are arbitrary (that is, based on personal preference -- and I think this is true for us as well as God), then the implication for the atheist is that "might makes right". The implication for the theist depends on the "properties" of God. If God is eternal and sovereign, then such a theist would note that might enforces right. And there is a world of difference between the two. Most people don't hold that might makes right. So either atheists are inconsistent (which, in this case, might be a good thing), or that there is a an interesting incongruity between this particular worldview and our nature.

    23. Re:Heh heh... by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're right, and egoism absed morality is still a bit flawed.
      Since egoism is antithetical to love, I would argue that such a basis for morality is extremely flawed.

      How is god-based morality any better?
      An excellent question. This requires in-depth discussion, for which this isn't the best forum. Unfortunately.

      In that case, you have a morality which is based entirely around the decrees of some external entity which we are not even entirely sure what he wants.
      This presumes that God is not able, or does not desire, to communicate His decrees to us. And that presupposes that we have some a priori knowledge of what God is like. So we either take the Deist assumption (which is just atheism in religious trappings), or we assume that God is able to communicate with us. Then we start listening.

      Why should we act moral if all moral means is obeying God?
      Why should we act morally at all? One answer would be "because it's the right thing to do."

      and that you can only get rewarded by God if you can have your sins "wiped away."
      In Christianity, the wiping away of sins is accompanied by an inner change from above.

      Egoism based morality might not be perfect, but at least it's based in something tangible.
      Love is tangible, too.

  189. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    You don't get it do you ?

    My point is that in the absence of a scientific explanation I am not content to just make one up based on how I would like things to be.

    I don't know and neither does anyone else.

  190. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    As a matter of fact, yes, I have studied the Gospels. In fact, I was in a seminary school for quite a portion of my life, and I studied the belief systems, and sacred texts of MANY religions--dead and thriving alike. I've literally spent years of my free and professional time studying every aspect of religion. I feel confident to say that I've personally devoted more of my life and time to this study than 99% of the rest of humanity...

    I'm not afraid to say that as a result of this study I've become atheist, when once I was a die-hard Catholic. Insisting that thoroughly studying some piece of text necessitates belief in it is the worst kind of assumption. Frankly, it's ignorant thinking, and downright insulting to everything sacred. Sadly, it's a sort of logic that's more prevalent than I'd like.

  191. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by 1HandClapping · · Score: 1
    IANAC but,

    Becoming a Christian doesn't make one sinless

    Actually in many orthodox theologies it does make you sinless. But by no merit of Christian, but through proxy by Christ.

    Also it doesn't mean that the Chrisitan will not sin , but (s)he should realise the terrible price that Jesus paid for that sin. Theologically, Chrisitans should be the most humble about their righteousness because it is not their own merit, it is Christ's.

    As Paul said All that [his self earned righteousness] I consider garbage. Unfortuanately there are many Christians that do not realize this.

  192. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by SadButTrue · · Score: 1

    [rational IRE]
    All I can say is wow. If you believe that this: http://www.mtholyoke.edu/courses/adurfee/calculus/ shroud-pos.jpg hunk of shit couldn't have been "painted" at any point in the last 5000 years you are pretty delusional.
    [/rational IRE]

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  193. mod parent up by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
    I don't believe in god, but I find the best argument for Christianity is people who just keep their beliefs to themselves and live Jesus' teachings about being accepting and treating other people like you'd want to be treated.

    For some crazy reason, this works a lot better at getting people to think seriously about faith than "you don't believe the exact same thing I do, and I am right, so you're burning in Hell for all eternity". On the other hand, I suspect militant atheism just encourages the fundamentalist types, by giving them proof that agnostics and athiests really do hate Baby Jesus.

  194. Disclaimer, data point, questions, challenge by starglider29a · · Score: 1
    Disclaimer: I'm a believer. I believe the Shroud is authentic, just because I do. But work with me anyway ;-)

    This article is relevant to science, skeptics, believers and /.ers, because, as a geek/sci community, we are (usually) interested in science as it related to many topics. Faith, religion, miracles can certainly fall under that auspice. Why shouldn't they?

    Data Point:
    This new finding on vanillin content and revised carbon dating which offers an older age REFUTES a previous refutation. IF the Shroud was the burial cloth of Jesus, then it should have a carbon date older than 1300. The evidence of 1988 invalidated the prospect of authenticity. This new evidence at least allows the prospect of authenticity. It would be not unlike someone disproving Michelson-Morely and allowing the prospect of Aether.

    But faith need not be blind. If the date truly was c. 1300, then my 'faith' that the Shroud is authentic cannot punch through that. I have to disavow it. But now, I can again be allowed to believe. The Science has freed my faith. That is a good thing for all of us, believers and skeptics alike.

    Questions:
    IF the Shroud were truly the burial cloth of a resurrected man/deity ;-), shouldn't science be able to corroborate evidence of that? At least make observations? The Allais Effect is not understood, spurious to replicate, but is observable. Science can be done prior to understanding. Shouldn't the same be applied here? Enter the twilight zone, suspend your disbelief, quote some Rush, and pretend that a dead guy from the 1st Century named Jesus/Yeshuwa "magically" came back to life and ask these questions:
    • What would Scully do?
      If an inanimate humanoid were to be re-animated, what physical manifestations would it leave in the environs, esp. in a cloth immediately proximate to the corpse?
    • What does Occams' Razor leave?
      "Of two competing theories or explanations, all other things being equal, the simpler one is to be preferred." If the two theories are "miracle vs. forgery", this new data makes the forgery 'less equal' than it was. A 14th Century artist may have had the 'technology' to forge this item, but if the date is now well before that, the likely hood of forgery drops. Will it ever drop to below 'miracle'? I don't know, but the older the Shroud is allowed to be by testing, the less simple becomes the forgery explanation. Eventually, and it may already be there, it will drop to where "an unknown scientific phenomenon manifested during post-death time frame of an actual deceased person matching the record of the account of Jesus crucifixion" becomes the simpler explanation." Maybe then, the miracle becomes the simplest explanation.
    • WWACCS... What would Arthur C. Clarke say?
      "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Is not the converse true also? Starglider29a's Corollary: "Any true magic can be replicated by sufficiently advanced technology." If it WERE a miracle, would it not also resemble highly-advanced technology? If we were to imagine how we in this day and age could replicate the Shroud observed characteristics, wouldn't we be simulating a miracle? Could we? Sure we could. What hypothetical miracle could Federation Technology not replicate? You know the episode I'm thinking of...
    • "WHY?"
      If the Shroud can never prove a miracle, as it appears to record, then WHY is it here? If science cannot prove a forgery, then WHY is it here? Two reasons, I suspect:
      1. It's a portrait.
        If I say "E=mc^2", you picture Einstein, right? If I say, "Love your enemies..." you picture a guy with a long hair, robe, a beard. Show any kid in America the painting done based on the Shroud. Ask who it is. They will prolly say "Jesus". If you are on AIM or Yahoo, it's easier to chat with someone you can't see if you have either an avatar, or a profile to attach yo
    1. Re:Disclaimer, data point, questions, challenge by man_ls · · Score: 1

      Just for your information, even if the Shroud of Turin was planted during the Crusades, it doesn't totally rule out Jesus existing.

      You can believe whatever you want. That's one of the main points of religion...it's not actually based on hard evidence of much of anything. i.e. where faith comes into play.

      (I'm not a particularely religious individual, although I'm all for religious freedom for most people.)

    2. Re:Disclaimer, data point, questions, challenge by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The problem with having a strong religious faith in "geek", "acedemia", or scientific circles is that non-believers consider religious belief to be at most a harmless diversion, or worse a serious brainwashing and "opate for the masses" to keep you from really understanding this universe.

      People who have a strong religious faith believe that there are fundimental truths that simply go beyond strict observations. In this case, the reproducable aspect would require somebody else to go through a resurrection... something that is not commonplace and not technically possible with current understanding of science. Faith: The hope of things not seen, but accepted and you act out your life as though they are true.

      In the case of if Jesus ben Joseph (anglicized names here), of Nazereth, born roughly 1 AD was a historical figure and really existed, I find it personnally insulting to see people question his existance and not that of Ramses or Julius Caesar. The historical documentation of the existance of Jesus is available in the archeological record as well as contemporary historical journals done in the Roman Empire, not to mention the huge social impact his teaching made and the millions of 2nd & 3rd Century people who professed allegiance to him, even with official opposition to the religious teachings of Jesus.

      As to if Jesus is the promised Jewish Messiah, the divine Son of God, the Christus, Profetic predecessor to Mohammed, or simply a Jewish carpenter turned Rabbi is where the question of faith comes in. The interesting thing about the Shroud of Turin is that, if accepted, provides a concrete piece of evidence that not only did Jesus exist, but that something beyond normal human experience occured with his body after he died.

      It is something tangeble that is within the realm of scientific reason to evaluate, test, and come to conclusions that are similar to testing and evaluating other historical figures. It is the possibility that you could scientifically "prove" a religious belief that ends up turning this whole investigation into a political debate, offending both believers and non-believers alike. The Catholic Church has luckily tried to defuse the whole political ramifications from it by trying to distance itself from this scientific proof, and certainly the validity of Christian religious thought does not depend on proving that the Shroud is authentic.

      From a believers viewpoint: If the Shroud is authentic, I knew the events it supposedly depicts occured anyway. If it is a forgery, it is just like the millions of other fake medeval artifacts and it doesn't really matter. I have faith that the events of the ressurection occured anyway.

      From a non-believers viewpoint: If it is a forgery, this is further proof that the church is a corrupting influence on the lives of the ignorant. If this is the genuine article, then WTF is going on? It actually brings more questions than answers.

      Agreed from almost all fronts: If this is a forgery, it is a damn good one and the people in question who made it did a good job of making it that it leaves the question unanswered even in the 21st Century.

  195. God is a turing machine! by iamacat · · Score: 1

    No, no, it's not "Shroud of Turin versus Science" - religion and science finally came together. Scientists finally proved that Jesus was a finite state machine that left behind a shroud on which it was writing images! And according to carbon dating, the finite machine involved was non-deterministic, so they can't tell when it reached the final state.

    I for one welcome our turing overlords!

  196. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to point out that most of the people who ardently insist on the shroud's authenticity are not "clerics", "priests", or anything of the sort. They tend to be lay persons interested in proving a "miracle". The Catholic church has, since the Shroud's discovery, considered it, at best, artwork depicting what the burial shroud may have looked like and not the "one true shroud".

  197. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shhh, I'm making good money selling my used popsicle sticks on eBay.

  198. Aaahahahahahah by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    Hahahah... you, sir, are a legend...

    From the link in your sig, are YOU rapture ready?
    Ah, "Cut Me Own Throat" Dibbler would be proud. Truly, you have taken mercantilism to a new level.

  199. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CptNerd · · Score: 1

    No, I don't "get it." That's why I asked.

    The basic nature of humans is to create questions to ask, and then to seek answers. To reject some questions outright as having no answers is to go against one of the most basic drives we have.

    According to the book I base my beliefs on, and which you apparently reject, one of the answers to "why are we here" is "to help each other when the other is poor, cold, hungry, tired, etc."

    I understand you will reject this answer, because it was not derived via the scientific method, but that doesn't mean "no one knows" the answer.

    Also, I expect you will immediately produce "counter-examples" of Christians not following the above principle. But just because not everyone accepts the answer above, doesn't make it a non-existent or useless answer.

    Feel free to insult me, now.

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  200. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

    I agree with you about the difficulty of proving a negative, but that's never bothered militant atheists.

    Heinliein was a good writer (I'm reading "The Rolling Stones" to my daughter at night), but he was a lousy theologian. The bumper sticker, "Jesus is coming, and boy is He pissed", while crude, does contain an element of truth.

    And, um, I live in Georgia. I have neighbors, co-workers, and friends who are atheists. So be careful how you stereotype.

    Props, however, for the Outer Limits reference. That would be worth some mod points, if I had any. But I would note that Christianity hasn't done a good job of using the media to get their message across; we do fair with radio, pathetic with television, but seem to be finding the power of the internet. It has long been a pet peeve of mine that if you asked the average person on the street what Christianity was all about they might say something about the anger that is expressed toward various types of misdeeds (and usually not about things like injustice, or poverty, & etc). I doubt that rarely would someone say, "oh, they are those people who believe that Jesus rose from the dead."

    Language never makes sense, so I stopped worrying about it. After all, in English, "ghoti" is pronounced "fish".

  201. Extreme Christianity and statistical behaviours by Sara+Chan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This isn't quite crime statistics, but perhaps it's relevant:


    ______________________________________


    The Sunday Times [28 November 2004]
    Andrew Sullivan: Where the Bible bashers are sinful and the liberals pure


    . . .

    Take two iconic states: Texas and Massachusetts. In some ways they were the two states competing in the last election. One is the home of Harvard, gay marriage, high taxes and social permissiveness.

    The other is Bush country, solidly Republican, traditional and gun-toting. Massachusetts voted for John Kerry over George W Bush 62% to 37%; Texas voted for Bush over Kerry 61% to 38%.

    Ask yourself a simple question: which state has the highest divorce rate? Marriage was a key issue in the last election, with Massachusetts' gay marriages becoming a symbol of alleged blue state decadence and moral decay. But in fact Massachusetts has the lowest divorce rate in the country at 2.4 divorces per 1,000 inhabitants. Texas, which until recently made private gay sex a crime, has a divorce rate of 4.1.

    A fluke? Not at all. The states with the highest divorce rates are Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina and Texas. The states with the lowest divorce rates are: Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and Vermont. Every one of the high divorce rate states went for Bush. Every one of the low divorce rate states went for Kerry. The Bible Belt divorce rate is roughly 50% higher than the national average.

    Some of this discrepancy can be accounted for by the fact that couples tend to marry younger in the Bible Belt and many do not have the maturity to know what they are getting into. There is some correlation, too, between rates of college education and stable marriages, with the Bible Belt lagging behind a highly educated state such as Massachusetts.

    The irony still holds, however. Those parts of America that most fiercely uphold what they believe are traditional values are not those parts where traditional values are healthiest. Hypocrisy? Perhaps. A more insightful explanation is that socially troubled communities cling to absolutes in the abstract because they cannot live up to them in practice.

    Doesn't being born again help to bring down divorce rates? Jesus was clear about divorce, declaring it a sin unless adultery was involved. A recent study found no measurable difference in divorce rates between those who are "born again" and those who are not; 29% of Baptists have been divorced, compared with 21% of Catholics. Moreover, a staggering 23% of married born agains have been divorced twice or more.

    Teenage births? Again, the contrast is striking. In a state such as Texas where the religious right is strong and the rhetoric against teenage sex is gale-force strong, teen births as a percentage of all births are 16.1%. In liberal, secular Massachusetts they are 7.4%, less than half. Marriage itself is less popular in Texas than in Massachusetts. In Texas the proportion of people unmarried is 32.4%; in Massachusetts it is 26.8%. So even with a higher marriage rate, Massachusetts has a divorce rate almost half of its "conservative" rival.

    Take abortion. America is one of the few western countries where the legality of abortion is still ferociously disputed. It is a country where the religious right is arguably the strongest single voting bloc and in which abortion is a constant feature of cultural politics. Compare it with a country such as Holland, perhaps the epitome of social liberalism. Which country has the highest rate of abortion? It is not even close. America has a rate of 21 abortions per 1,000 women aged between 15 and 44. Holland has a rate of 6.8. Americans, in other words, have three times as many abortions as the Dutch. Remind me again: which country is the most socially conservative?

    . . .

    More at http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2088-13782 27,00.html

    1. Re:Extreme Christianity and statistical behaviours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "irony" doesn't hold when you look at the flawed statistic: divorces *per 1000 individuals*. The aformentioned states have a *lower marraige rate*. If we're going to bash southern Christians (among whom I am one), let's start with statistics that actually *mean* something.

    2. Re:Extreme Christianity and statistical behaviours by bombadillo · · Score: 1

      I used to work for a company that had an office in Atlanta and in Amsterdam. The Dutch joked more openly about sex. However, there was no intra-office dating in the Holland office. Atlanta on the other hand had a lot of intra-office dating and no joking about sex. Just a little annecdotal evidence to go with your statistics....

    3. Re:Extreme Christianity and statistical behaviours by drew · · Score: 1

      while the parent post did not go into details about marriage rates for all of the states listed, he did point out that massachusets has a higher percentage of married people than texas.

      of course the statistics still don't really mean all that much. i tend to agree with one of the other posters- the states with the lowest divorce rates tend to be much more predominantly catholic than the rest of the country. while all of the christian churches frown upon divorce, the catholics seem to dislike it much more- ah, actively- than other denominations.

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  202. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    Theory: Christians do less crime than others. Let's consult the stats. Any takers? :-)

    If true, then this one fact would justify the religion in my view. If not, well, just another crazy fad.


    The problem is that many Christians (including myself) would not accept serious criminals as Christians, unless they've reformed. It's all too easy to self-justify any crime in the name of your "religion". And how would you classify prisoners who realized their wrongs and decided to ask Christ for forgiveness?

    I believe, too, that true Muslims would commit less crime than nonreligious people. But depending on how you define "Muslim", you've got some glaring counterexamples.

    And you also have equated "sin" with "crime". There's enough subtle differences to make this entire thing more invalid than testing the Shroud of Turin (which, incidentally, I believe is pointless: your belief in God should be based on the Bible, not on some piece of cloth whose authenticity nobody can prove).

    The unfortunate problem with Christianity for left-brained, logical types is that it's completely non-testable either way.

  203. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Insightful
    . This is covered by the first amendment.

    The public education system strikes again. The first amendment was designed to prevent the restriction of criticism of government. The idea that it preserves rudeness, mockery, and shouting fire in a crowded theater is simply wrong.

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  204. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up, +1 Funny.

  205. Most likley bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read a book titled The Hiram Key by Christopher Knight, Robert Lomas.I just seen another book titled Second Messiah by the same authors who go much deeper into the subject. These guys are two freemasons who make the compelling argument that the so-called shroud is actually the image of Jacque DeMolay the leader of the Templars who I believe was either captured or killed on Friday the 13th (thats why they always give it bad luck at least here in the U.S.). I forget the exact month and year but it was during the middle ages in which the carbon dating says.So all of these Jesus portraits that people hang up are probably modelded after good old Jacque. Even if the shroud or white cloth is older the argument is that it was part of some Masonic ritual where it was passed down from generation to generation. The fact is that Christianity itself does'nt have a leg to stand on without Jesus or a bunch of relics--a shroud?, pieces of the cross? crown of thorns? a robe? If Moses were not around there still would be Judaism, If Muhammad were not around there still would be Islam, the same goes for most religions. The minute that the divinity or character of Jesus comes into serious doubt or question it can crumble the foundation of Christianity itself. Christians are always simply told that "The Bible says this...or that..." When thye are asked, for instance about the story of Krishna or Osiris which pretty much mirrors Christ's but thousands of years earlier they're pretty wordless. They beleive that their mythology is superior to all other mythologies regardless of fact and everything has to fall within that timeline or framework, a political manuever that church is very proud of.

  206. har har by YetAnotherAnonymousC · · Score: 1

    Arab refers to people born on or who live on the Arabian Peninsula. Since the boundaries of where the Arabian Peninsula begins are really up to cartographers, it's not too much of a stretch to say that Jesus was probably Arab.
    ROTFL! That is one of the stupidest things I've seen posted on slashdot in quite a while! Ignorant sir, I salute you!
    Yes, yes. Karma burning.

    1. Re:har har by TGK · · Score: 1

      Really? Pull up a map sometime. The Arabian Peninsula's borders are drawn to specifically exclude Israel. Now, Israel isn't defined by any particularly noteworthy geographic boundaries, so why would the boundaries of a geographic entity take into account the boundaries of a political entity?

      Arab isn't an ethnicity, it's a name for persons from a specific geographic region, like European or Australian.

      Quoth Wikipedia:
      * Political: whether they live in a country which is a member of the Arab League (or, more vaguely, the Arab World); this definition covers more than 300 million people.
      * Linguistic: whether their mother tongue is Arabic; this definition covers more than 200 million people.
      * Genealogical: whether they can trace their ancestry back to the original inhabitants of the Arabian Peninsula.


      Jesus was born or Mary, a resident of Bethlehem. Mary traces her lineage through King David of the Israelites (as does Joseph, but for what should be obvious reasons this doesn't matter so much).

      Point being that Mary traces her lineage to the traditional roots of Judaism and the highest royal family in the Jewish Faith, the house of David.

      Of course, the Jews weren't always to be found in Israel. Judaism draws its roots from Abraham (as, it turns out, does Islam). Abraham was born in Ur, a city in modern day Iraq, and thus falls well within the borders of the Arabian Peninsula

      In short, even if you don't want to discuss the possibility of modern day Israel being on the Arabian Peninsula, the family of Jesus, indeed all decedents of Abraham, can trace their lineage back to the Arabian Peninsula. They are they Arabs.

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  207. Here's the (abridged) challenge by starglider29a · · Score: 1
    The Challenge: Replicate the results!
    If the Shroud is a forgery, it is the result of copious research, skill, and probably experimentation to get the "technology sufficiently advanced" as to appear to be "magic". THEN REPLICATE THE EXPERIMENT! We have far more advanced technology than some monk in the 14th century. Let's see the Geek community do the science and repeat the experiment whose result was the Shroud of Turin. Be sure to produce at least these characteristics:
    1. Discoloration only on the surface of the fiber. No pigment penetration allowed.
    2. Distance vs. discoloration intensity based on the shortest distance from source to image (The dirty bathwater phenomenon)
    3. Use a modern fiber similar to the Shroud, but remove all of the vanillin so as to appear older than it is. Course, that means that the 14th century forger KNEW about vanillin and how to remove it to complete the forgery.
    4. Replicate all of the forensic characteristics of a person who has died by crucifixion. Check the morgue. There are prolly a few of them around somewhere

    And finally, (yes... FINALLY)
    Based on the Geek Community rising to the challenge and succeeding in replicating the "Shroud Experiment", I expect to see ThinkGeek offering a "Do-Your-Own-Shroud" kits by 2007. "Amaze your friends. You too can appear to have been crucified." I'm picturing a REALLY big laser printer (that actually prints on cloth using lasers), a FireWire full-body scanner that can double as a tanning bed, and your choice of 3 shroud cloths: Latte, Mocha and French Vanillin.

    What are the odds of that happening? It would take a miracle.
    1. Re:Here's the (abridged) challenge by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Let's see the Geek community do the science and repeat the experiment whose result was the Shroud of Turin. Be sure to produce at least these characteristics:
      Sorry, the burden of proof is on the believers. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Try this: Have someone crucified, wait for them to die, take them down, wrap a cloth around them, wait for them to be resurrected, and see if you get an image on the cloth. Keep us posted. :D

      Some questions for the believers: why is there no image of the top of the head or the sides of the body? Why does the image appear as if the cloth were stretched over the body? Did the divine radiation from the Resurrection only emanate perpendicularly from the front and back of the body? Why do the fingers of one of the hands appear to be elongated? Why did the "blood" not smear? Why is there no record of the Shroud before it was first displayed in the 1350s, which, oddly enough, is about he age the carbon dating tests suggested)?

  208. Geometry doesn't work out by starsong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The simplest argument I've ever heard against the shroud being real (i.e. an actual burial cloth) is the image of Jesus supposedly imprinted on it. The face/body have roughly the same dimensions as a normal human face, except for some blurring. However, this is NOT what you would expect on a piece of cloth wrapped around someone! If the "imprint" came from an actual body then when the shroud was removed the image, in particular the face, should be severely stretched horizontally. It should definitely NOT look like a photograph or a painting. This is because the cloth has to wrap around the face and actually cover the whole thing.

    Take a soda bottle and a piece of paper. Cover the front half of the bottle (i.e. a 180-degree slice cylindrically). This represents the face. Mark the edges with pencil. Now hold up the paper and compare the "wrapped" length of the image (between the pencil marks) with the "visible" image (how wide the bottle looks when viewed straight-on). Photographs, paintings, and the image on the shroud have the "straight-on" dimensions. Regardless of how old the cloth is, the image is way too narrow. It's fake.

    1. Re:Geometry doesn't work out by drporter · · Score: 1

      The only problem with this argument is that I don't think anyone, on either side of the authenticity debate, thinks that the image was imprinted in the sense you mean. The distortions problem is obvious. The images seem almost collimated except that there are apparent distortions of elongation in the face and the hands. To some extent this is caused by background hues. These hues are caused by the fact that the linen was hank bleached as opposed to field bleached. But this hue does not explain all of the distortions. There is evidence that some of the image was formed over distance, perhaps as much as 4 cm in places. Read: Why No One Can Fully Explain the Images on the Shroud.

  209. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    You still don't get it.

    I am not arguing at all about the relative moral merits of religion, yes people wanting to help each other out is a good thing etc etc.

    What I am saying is that I will not believe anything simply because that belief happens to answer a particular question.

    Yes humans like to pose questions, it may be that all the questions we can ask ourselves will eventually be answered ( or maybe not - we don't know ) but unless the answers can be backed up with empirical evidence which can be tested and verified they are not really answers, just guesses.

    You are free to base your beliefs on what you like provided you realise they are just beliefs and do not actually answer a lot of the questions they might claim to.

  210. Some Questions to the Moderators by turgid · · Score: 1
    Why, in Western society, do we regard "faith" (and in this case blind faith) a virtue?

    Do you feel threatened by my beliefs and opinions?

    Why do you feel that you have to silence me?

    Why is my contribution to this discussion not worthy of consideration?

    1. Re:Some Questions to the Moderators by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      Why, in Western society, do we regard "faith" (and in this case blind faith) a virtue?

      Because Western society has been highly influenced by Christianity, in which faith is one of the main virtues (e.g. St. Paul's statement "And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.", or Jesus' words, "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life."

      BTW, faith should never be blind. Faith needs to be tied to something real (and we can argue about how good the evidence for this real event, or events, happens to be).

  211. This topic shouldn't be on /. by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1

    Okay, CmdTaco, I really don't think this topic is nerdworthy. It is however flameworthy. In fact, I would give it a flamebait score. I know that if I would have submitted such a story, it would have been rejected before I clicked submit. Anyway, about the shroud.... Who cares? I really don't care if it was Jesus's or not. There is enough evidence out there that says that there was a man named Jesus and that he performed miracles. In addition to that, there are enough prophsies in the old testament (written a very long time before Jesus) that point out that if this whole God was true then Jesus is the Mesiah. Read the book of Isaiah sometime. Isaiah 7 says that as a sign Mesiah would be born of a virgin. Isaiah 53 details how he will die and for what reason. These aren't like the horroscopes in the National Enquirer, these are very specific prophsies that did come to pass. But like most logical thinkers, we can pass this all off as a coincidence just like we pass off all miracles we see every day. ("I survived the car wreak! What a coincidence. Praise be to luck and chance that I may have it!") So who cares if this thing is real or fake. I don't. I know the following: 1: I'm a screw up 2: There's nothing I can do to change that 3: Screw ups don't go to Heaven on their own 4: It's a good thing I have a Savior to pay the price for me.

    1. Re:This topic shouldn't be on /. by Aardpig · · Score: 0, Troll

      There is enough evidence out there that says that there was a man named Jesus and that he performed miracles.

      I'm sure that's what you beleive, but talk to any historian, and you'll find that the evidence supporting the existence of Jesus is practially non-existent. Haven't you ever wondered about the fact that none of the authors of the Gospels ever knew the supposed Messiah? An easy conundrum to resolve, once you've reconciled yourself to the fact that Jesus never existed.

      It's a good thing I have a Savior to pay the price for me.

      Not when it was the supposed 'Saviour' who imposed the 'price' in the first place. Suppose someone sticks a gun against your head and threatens to kill you unless you worship them. After you've scraped and grovelled, should you hail them as your saviour when they don't shoot?

      If this is your god, then he is a very small being indeed.

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    2. Re:This topic shouldn't be on /. by glrotate · · Score: 1
      the evidence supporting the existence of Jesus is practially non-existent.


      I'm sure you mean other than the contemporary Jewish historian Josephus. While Josephus certainly doesn't label Jesus as the messiah or the son of God, he does mention he had followers and was killed by Pilot. So the fact that Jesus existed really isn't in doubt.


      Haven't you ever wondered about the fact that none of the authors of the Gospels ever knew the supposed Messiah?


      Correct. Current biblical scholarship believes the authors of the gospels to be disciples of the disciples, eg Mark may have been a follower of Peter.

      However this doesn't disprove anything regarding Jesus. That seperate groups of followers produced simmmilar accounts of Jesus life would seem to suggest a common origin*, not that they were concocted by various random individuals.

      *Discussion of Q ignored for brevity.

    3. Re:This topic shouldn't be on /. by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you mean other than the contemporary Jewish historian Josephus.

      Josephus was born after Jesus' supposed crucifixion, so it is misleading to label him contemporary. Furthermore, there is some reason to believe that Josephus' references to Jesus were tampered with later by Christians. In this respect, Josephus does not constiute a reliable witness, and his account is no more evidence for the existence of Jesus, than Aristotle's mention of Atlantis is evidence for the Lost Continent.

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    4. Re:This topic shouldn't be on /. by glrotate · · Score: 1
      Furthermore, there is some reason to believe that Josephus' references to Jesus were tampered with later by Christians.


      There's quite a bit of evidence that certain manuscripts of Josephus were altered, however it's not to hard to google up work done by legit scholars to extract the later additions through textual analysis of the Greek and comparing manuscripts from various sources.

      What they're left with is basicaly what I claimed. There was this man Jesus, he had followers, he was killed.

  212. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen a part of the cross in a church in jeruselum and I recall it being much bigger than that. It was several feet long.

  213. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    Theory: Christians do less crime than others. Let's consult the stats. Any takers? :-) If true, then this one fact would justify the religion in my view.

    Theory: women commit less crime than men. If found to be true, all men must be forced to undergo sex-change operations.

  214. lol Slashdot is so credible by Zareste · · Score: 1

    I think the shroud 'Patch' may be made of the big foot suit

    lol "hay everyone pay attention to me everything that's too much for me to comprehend is bigfoot and the Matrix has us all! I'm gonna go have a beer."

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  215. Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF are you talking about? I am indeed an atheist and the supreme rules of the universe are those of physics and mathematics. Perhaps they're "arbitrary" in the sense that they were arbitrarily formed by the conditions generated by the Big Bang, etc., etc., but they're rock-solid now, aren't they? Is it arbitrary that gravity effects a precise amount of acceleration on something? No, it's not, it's a consequence of the amount of mass the attractive body has. The rules of science are consistent - with each other. Can't say the same for religious rules, can you? Care to address all those contradictions in the bible? Why in the world can't you wear clothing made from two kinds of fabric or plant two different kinds of seeds in the same field? Why? Because God said so? Sorry, that's not very logically satisfying. Contrast that with the question of why you can't walk through walls. It's not because God said so, it's molecular repulsion. What causes molecular repulsion? Subatomic forces. What causes those? Ask a particle physicist. Science eventually has answers for everything, answers that aren't arbitrary and are worked out to be consistent with each other. If a theory shows cracks, it is revamped or discarded. Such is the constant revision of science, refining itself, perfecting itself into a model of truth, logic, and consistency. And religion? "This is true, God said so. DO IT OR ELSE."

    1. Re:Give me a break. by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      "Science eventually has answers for everything"

      How did we get here? How did billions of atoms unite to create millions of cells, which united to create organs, tissues, and eventually human beings which have life, memory, and the ability to create life of our own?

      The same atoms which make up my existance also make up the existance of a rock. How come We aren't all rocks?

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    2. Re:Give me a break. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      ...but they're rock-solid now, aren't they?

      That doesn't make them any less arbitrary, does it? Why is it the way it is?

      Why in the world can't you wear clothing made from two kinds of fabric or plant two different kinds of seeds in the same field? Why?

      Do you really want an answer? I'll be happy to give you one.

    3. Re:Give me a break. by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

      Uh... science already has answers for all of those.

      What century are you in, man?

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    4. Re:Give me a break. by PaulBu · · Score: 1

      The same atoms which make up my existance also make up the existance of a rock. How come We aren't all rocks?

      Bad luck, man, REALLY bad luck...

      Paul

  216. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Christians aren't supposed to hate anyone, but rather hate the sin. We're all sinners in this world. Becoming a Christian doesn't make one sinless - but hopefully makes them sin less.


    That sure is a nice rhetorical argument. But let's face the reality: the christian people I see in my environment aren't that open minded. Those people appear to actually be less tolerant. Maybe I didn't get the best samples there, but it sure forged my opinion.
  217. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by bamberg · · Score: 1

    So me, as a computer scientist who has studied the pros and cons of Christianity as much as I can, and have come to the conclusion that God is real, is deluded?

    I'm not sure what being a computer scientist has to do with it. I'm a computer scientist who has studied the pros and cons of Christianity as much as I can and I came to the conclusion that there is no evidence of any god and that the Christian image of god is false. And as far as I can remember, computer science never came into it.

    Have you ever actually read and studied the gospels?

    Yes. And found them unconvincing. Have you studied the Koran? If you haven't, how do you justify ruling out Islam? Have you studied the vedas? If not, how do you rule out Hinduism? In my experience, most of the Christians who challenge people to read the bible have never read other holy texts.

  218. Eh? by turgid · · Score: 1

    What point are you trying to make?

  219. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Hatta · · Score: 1

    The gospels were compiled over time from several sources. The inconsistant writing style, the inconsistancies in content, it screams compilaton of myth. Think about it though, if there was a person starting a religious and political movement that was enough of a threat to the romans that they executed him, wouldn't there be a record somewhere from the roman bureaucracy? But no, no historian recorded his existance. No prison records survive, nothing. Besides scripture no evidence suggests that a man named Jesus ever lived.

    And even if he did, and the authors of the gospels were first hand witnesses, does it mean that everything in the bible is true? No! Even today people with messiah complexes can gather followers who will swear up and down that their cult leader has performed miracles. Just because jesus was more well adjusted (and they probably sanitized the record) than David Koresh, doesn't make him god.

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  220. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by polished+look+2 · · Score: 1

    We're all sinners in this world. Becoming a Christian doesn't make one sinless - but hopefully makes them sin less. I'm sorry if your view of Christianity has been skewed by those who don't hold to true beliefs.

    Christians are not under the law and as such don't sin. Now, our flesh is sinful (just as everone's was/is except the Lord's), but since we're born of God, our flesh should not be directing our behavior, and anyone born of God does not sin. We're also righteous by faith and not by works of the law.

  221. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by turgid · · Score: 1

    Well, see, he made Adam out of mud, and Eve out of one of Adam's ribs. Then when he wanted to make a son for himself the next time, instead of getting out his modelling clay again (mud) he got poor old Mary up the duff. Can you imagine the stigma attached to that at the time? Poor Mary. Cruel, wicked, vindictive god.

  222. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by randallpowell · · Score: 1

    How are the Gospels evidence? For evidence of god, we need to look at relaity. God is subtle and I have had experiences that would lead me to believe in god. I'm a Buddhist though so the gospels isn't evidence, just text. That's why I prefer BUddhism, everything is based on experience not some text. Buddhism does have texts but hey some could be wrong though.

  223. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 1

    http://members.aol.com/FLJOSEPHUS/extracts.htm#nt

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  224. Better to pray than to serve by michaelmalak · · Score: 1
    In case you're unfamiliar with the famous story of the sisters Martha and Mary (not related to any famous Martha or Mary elsewhere in the Bible), it's in Luke 10:39-42. Essentially, it's better to pray than to be obsessed with the world.
    We'll spend money on investigating a dirty old piece of cloth but we're not prepared to stop all the prejudices and greed-fuelled, self-interested warmongers in the world.
    You mean warmongers like Bush? Bush is our Caesar, and Jesus taught obedience to Caesar (see Matthew 22:15-22). As a Christian, I blog about the evils of Bush, not because I expect to rid the world of madmen, but to help my readers to form their consciences as to what is right and wrong. (OK, that's just my excuse. The real reason is the same as for other bloggers -- catharsis. Writing underreported.com forces me to check my facts and helps me remember them for potential in-person conversations.)

    The point is that you're coming down on the "feed the poor" side of the perpetual "build cathedrals vs. feed the poor" debate. The Catholic Church has obviously done both through the millenia, but not without a lot of deliberate focus on the cathedral building amidst the din of the feeders of the poor. The Shroud of Turn, even if a fake, is a source of inspiration for meditative prayer.

    1. Re:Better to pray than to serve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus taught obedience to Caesar (see 22:15-22)

      That isn't my understanding. The first part is a parable describing the Judgement in earthly terms. It doesn't imply an actual king deserves the same devotion as the King of Heaven. The reply "Then repay to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God," is a skillful disarmament of an attempted trap. It doesn't imply a general duty to Caeser, only those who have taken Ceaser's money. It then sets this against the insinuated failure of the Pharasees to give God his due. The link in the parent actually point this out in the footnote.

  225. However you want to phrase it. by khasim · · Score: 1
    "Reason" (in the sense of motivation) and "Justification" (in the sense of showing that a line of investigation is scientifically worthy) are two different things.
    Whatever. Use the words you like.
    If the only motivations that are admissable are those with sound scientific basis, then the advancement of science would probably be impaired.
    Hardly. It would remove everyone with a political/religious/nutcase agenda. And those are the ones that produce all the "junk science" out there.
    People are always trying to prove things which they want to believe on the basis of hunches or aesthetic considerations; if they can justify why an avenue of investigation is interesting, why not let them purue it?
    Because when they set out to "prove" what they already "know", then you get into the realm of "junk science".
    Why should religious motivations be any different than an aesthetic one?
    For exactly the reasons we see with the shroud. The real scientists are not allowed access to it. They have to go through the people who believe it is a holy relic.

    When the scientists' experiments don't come back with the "proof" the religious people would like, then "flaws" are found with what samples were taken, under what conditions, etc.

    That's because the goal isn't finding out how old the shroud is (that would be science).

    The goal is proving that it could be 2000 years old.
    I will not contest this, because I don't know the specific alterations you speak of nor would I know enough about the methods of archaeology to know how affected they would be by these alterations.
    Read up on the history of the shroud and you'll see the problems and agendas.

    Then you'll understand why this is junk science.
    1. Re:However you want to phrase it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crap.
      you misunderstand.
      You're motivation, and hypothesis can come from everywhere. You just need an idea. It does not, by definition, need to be scientificly proved, as you're going to try and disprove it.

      You're very very mislead if you think that a religious person could not do science. Some of the greatest scientists were deep believers, and some others, were not.

      My objection to your kind of thinking is that you disbelieve so hard that it becomes your faith....

    2. Re:However you want to phrase it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Your argument is faulty because it assumes guilt on the part of the researcher. Science begins with observation which leads to theory. So what if he sees this cloth and decides it's just shy of 2,000 years old? The real issue then is what happens next. The theory must be tested. The only way to really do that is to think of all the things that would mean that the cloth is not as old as you want it to be, and find out if they are true. If you can account for every characteristic or sufficient characteristics to prove that the item must be of the proper vintage, then what's wrong with going in with the assumption? The method of proving that it is true is still the same; You show the reasons that it is, and explore reasons that it might not be. Until they are all satisfactorily explained, there is doubt. In order for it to be science, it should be subjected to every reasonable test, and every reasonable doubt in either direction should be explored. If you can show that it's now impossible to prove either way, then you just agree to disagree and it becomes an article of faith that the scientific can argue about with the religious.

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  226. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by MaxwellStreet · · Score: 1

    It's been some time since Catholic high school, but my recollection is that the Gospel of Mark is considered the oldest, and it was written around 80AD at the earliest. The later gospels were finished up to around 130AD.

    Perhaps they believed that Jesus' glorious return was imminent; there's a cryptic phrase somewhere in Acts that suggests that he will return before all of those present have died.

    I don't know where your minimum number of generations to develop a mythology comes from (hell, writers come up with them now in a matter of months); but 80 - 100 years seems like plenty of time for the oral tradition to get shaped and bent into whatever form was useful to the early church.

    That firsthand witnesses could have been consulted seems like an awfully weak basis to leap to the conclusion that everything mentioned is true, in my opinion. But make your own conclusions, as you say.

  227. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Hatta · · Score: 1

    In this context, I would also have to consider Taco's comments to be a blantant attack.

    Blatant attack, sure. But a well justified one. If you spent, what 10 years? 15 years? having your reason, rationality, and sanity being attacked. Being in effect brainwashed, you'd be pretty prone to attack too.

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  228. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by randallpowell · · Score: 1
    Make

    Make install

    Attack successful.

  229. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

    Why don't you try Mormonism? One of the lines their missionaries use is "pray to know that these things are true". They will relate how they prayed and received some kind of experience (some has described it as a 'burning feeling in the heart') that convinces them that Mormonism is true.

    Yet Mormonism and Buddhism cannot both be true. So did (at least) one of you have a faulty experience?

  230. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by karstux · · Score: 1

    I do wonder what it is that makes you think that his position is a delusion, but yours is not - from a probabilistic standpoint, it's just as likely.

    Many people have tried to prove or disprove God, through logical and empirical means. None are convincing to me: because, by the very definition, God isn't part of this world. If he's omnipotent, omniscient and atemporal, he's beyond the range of all our means of insight.

    Hence, there cannot be a definitive, knowledge-based, pro OR contra position. Well, at least that's what I believe. ;-)

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  231. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe, too, that true Muslims would commit less crime than nonreligious people. But depending on how you define "Muslim", you've got some glaring counterexamples.

    Actually, that is the opposite. Don't be fooled by the PC crowd and politicians and muslim leaders. True muslims adhere to the unchallenged, strict interpretation of Quran. Therefore, hating Jews and infidels are right. Men have a right to beat their wives. Women are half the value of men. Slavery and dhimmitude are acceptable. Muslim men can marry kafir women while kafir men must be punished for marrying muslim women. Etc., etc..

    Undoubtedly, you'll compare this to the Bible or the Torah or the $HolyBook. But Christians and Jews and $Religion accept the fact that they must be interpreted and re-interpreted. E.g. Catholics no longer believe that other religious followers are condemned to hell. Religious hierarchy (such as the Pope) can issue new interpretation that may be the opposite in the Bible such as in the case of slavery. Islam, on the other hand, do not allow any interpretation, after all, Quran is the words from Allah. Any attempt to do so is heresy and apostasy punishable by death. Islam is the only religion that sanctions death to people converting from Islam. Islam is the only religion that still allows men to marry 9-year-old girls just as the Prophet Mohammad did. "True muslims" see anything that Prophet Mohammad did is "divine" and never thought about his *human*ity. Thus, killing Jews today is just as right as in the 7th century.

    Ever wonder why there is no Islamic countries that adhere to the "true muslims" belief in 14 centuries? Name one Islamic countries with Shariah laws that allow basic human rights and freedom of religion. The decent muslims are actually what the "true muslims" considered as bad muslims.

    What you keep hearing about "true muslims" are part of the fifth column and Islamic propaganda with the intention of making the world Islamic. Check what CAIR said about making the US of A an Islamic state. "Not a true muslim", "mistranslation of Quran from Arabic", "Islam means peace (actually, it means submission)" are the standard defence. Lying and deceiving are sanctioned as long as it helps Allah spread Islam. It's called takkiya (taqiya) and kitman. Google them up. Read many fatwas and edicts from mullahs all over the world. Go to apostates' websites to lean more from people who have been there.

  232. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by randallpowell · · Score: 1

    How is a scientific theory a cult? It's not belief, it's based on evidence. I never could understand why some freaks get science and religion confused. Is it ignorance or fundamentalist thought?

  233. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by John+Zebedee · · Score: 1

    Rather ironically, you seem to be rejecting the basis of the Scientific Method, in that under the SM, an investigator makes observations presumably "wondering why", then formulates a hypothesis and attempts to test it. Some hypotheses are more readily tested than others, of course, but in general, the process leads to a Theory. The whole process is theoretically (!) open to scrutiny by other interested scienticians and in due course, results are reported. The irony comes in when the second level of individuals are involved, those who have participated neither in the research nor in the challenge: many of us accept pretty much without question concepts like a GUT, string theory, blazars and I suppose, the dark side of the moon. We do so without the empirical evidence you seem to require, placing reliance on the reports of others. This is logically indistinguishable from the act of faith you decry. This faith takes the form of beliefs "which actually answer questions they claim to", as an example, the one about conservation of angular momentum explaining planetary orbits. I think you are being a bit dogmatic in rejecting any and all forms of belief unless it is acknowledged to be false: that stance requires that all belief be insane, even as you state it in exactly the same terms of faith as those you protest. Atheists are no less guided by faith than the spiritual folk they deride, it's just that their faith is selective: some forms of faith are acceptable, others are not. At least the spiritual stance is more open, and hence more honest.

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  234. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She had a choice, and took the hardest road. "I am the Lord's slave, thy will be done".

    I don't think you quite understand the meaning of the word "slave". The fact that he was in a position of power and authority does not make things any better.

  235. Belief vs Science. Why? by Mynorrrr · · Score: 1

    Like-wise trying to prove faith using pseudo-scientific crap. If your faith is strong you don't need proof. If it's not then no amount of 'scientific' proof is going to replace it. There is room in our society for both faith and proof, religion and science. I just get so annoyed when people with little faith try to bolster this faith with science in order for me to see the "truth". I don't believe! Three of the major religions in this world periodically kill each other but they believe in the same god. It's just the prophets that are different.

  236. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Hatta · · Score: 1

    You can argue based on logical contradiction and occams razor. Doesn't disprove it, but REALLY makes it look improbable. I mean, I don't go around saying I'm unicorn agnostic because I can't prove there aren't unicorns. Do you?

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  237. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by randallpowell · · Score: 1
    If Christians hate sin and not the sinner, why all the anger at people that have different beliefs and lifestyles from you? Why get upset over science when it might prove some belief in a book you read? WHy be so angry all the time at those that you view as evil, godless, baby-killing, collee educated liberals?

    Had to get that out. I live in KY.

  238. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 1

    The letters of Paul date from ~20-30AD.
    Do you know how much opposition the early Christians faced from the Jews and Romans? After the ressurection, the Jews didnt say 'the tomb is still occupied, see?', they said 'They've stolen the body!'. Therefore Jesus' body was gone. It wasnt stolen, as that would be completely pointless (jesus' disciples were completely mortified that Jesus was dead), and if they stole it why would they be willing to die for what they knew was a lie?

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  239. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by dasunt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Aha, finally a Christian comes up with a testable theory! Let's see. Theory: Christians do less crime than others. Let's consult the stats. Any takers? :-)

    Considering that Christianity tends to include a support network and a structured framework, I'd be a little leary of questioning if Christians committed less crime than non-Christians.

    Many Christians don't even drink, or consider drinking to drunkeness a sin, another factor in criminal behavior.

    There are only two factors that I could see pushing the Christian crime rate up: Prison ministries, and hate speech and other crimes against gays and abortion-right activists. Other than a few nutcases, Christians tend to be strongly outspoken against homosexuality and abortions, but not to the point of committing crimes. The prison ministries may be a huge factor though.

    The other problem is how to define Christian? There are many self-described "Christians" out there that I don't consider Christian due to their lapse of practicing Christianity. They are as much Christian as they are Germans or Swedes or English: It may have been the belief/country of their ancestors, but they no longer practice the customers. Its like "Wiccans" who convert to their faith after watching "The Craft", yet have very little grasp of the Wiccan theology.

    Unfortunately, googling is turning up no useful statistics, such as the percentage of criminals at the time of their crime who regularly participated in religious acts (praying, church participation, etc) vs the population on average. :(

    If you don't understand religion, don't write it off as some strange cult. Without considering the supernatural, religion has some rather big benefits, which may be one of the reasons why atheistic cultures are relatively rare in history. Religion can help bind a culture together, and provide rules in order to increase the chances of survival. Look at the Islamic rules on bodily hygiene: Most of them make a lot of sense. Its similar to the US dietary guidelines: While parts of it are probably mistaken, following them should improve your chances of survival. The difference is that the US dietary guidelines are based on science, while strict religious laws are based upon which tribes and religions or subsects of religion survived.

    Even today, in the age of science, those who regularily participate in religious customs (solitarily or in groups) tend to be healthier than those who don't. Stress is unhealthy: forgiving others and believing that God is in charge reduces a lot of stress. I had a religious family member be diagnosed with cancer several years ago. In addition to the support network her church gave her, she had a lot less stress because she believed that whatever happened was God's will. She had biopsies and went to radiation therapy and drug therapy[1], and has been cancer free for several years. While we can credit modern science with killing the cancer, her lower levels of stress probably played a factor in recovery.

    [1] Yes, God helps those who helps themselves. Religion has already answered the question of "If I have faith in God, why should I do anything at all?" centuries ago. You aren't being witty by bringing it up: You are showing your ignorance of Christian theology.

  240. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    "Nobody in their right mind can doubt the existence of Jesus."

    Lots of people in their right minds do it.

    "The Roman Empire records are very clear about not only his existance but also regarding his interactions with the government (well, getting crucified)."

    I call shenanigans. Produce these records.

  241. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Your test of belief is invalid as well. There are plenty of people who behave ethically, but have no belief in Jesus or other higher powers.

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  242. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In both cases, the woman is following a primal need to reproduce and found a mate based on ability to provide and stability. It's actuallyl a story right out of a Harlequin romance, if you ask me.

    It gets a lot less romantic around the time that the father explains that all he wants a son for is to get him killed so as to get back at Adam and Eve.

  243. Mesopotamia != Arabian Penninsula != the Levant by YetAnotherAnonymousC · · Score: 1

    Um, no. You are confusing the Arabian Penninsula with the Middle East. When it comes to subregions of the Middle East, Israel is part of the Levant. Iraq is part of Mesopotamia. The Levant and Mesopotamia make up the bulk of what is considered the Fertile Cresent. The Arabian Penninsula is a large geographic subregion of the Middle East that includes Asian lands south of Mesopotamia, the Levant, and the Syrian Dessert. The Arabian Pennensula is itself a subdivided geographic region, the most important subdivision being the Hijaz.

  244. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not Christian and I hate adultery, for the fact it is a complete betrael of someone for whom there should be complete, and mutual trust.

  245. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by luxaeterna7 · · Score: 1

    I think you're defining "faith" a little too loosely. Faith is belief without reason, or devotion to a cause or plan. With science, in particular, demand for emperical proof is directly opposed to faith. Your example about not questioning concepts but relying on the word of others is a strawman. When we "believe" scientific theory, we aren't believing in a de facto truth. A scientific theory is merely an explanation of fact. For example, the laws of planetary motion is a theory that explains the facts surrounding the orbits and motions of planets. So, we accept scientific theory as long as the theory explains the facts, the facts are the reason we belief the theory, so it *can't* be faith by definition. There is emperical evidence that support the theory.

    And I take exception to your assertion that atheists are "no less guided by faith". This is ignorance of what an atheist is. Simply, an atheist is one who merely LACKS a god-belief. There is nothing more or less to it. So, in other words you can't generalize atheist as holding some beliefs because atheism is the LACK of one particular belief. How can that be faith?

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  246. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

    Why does one have to assume that someone was 'tortured to death' ? It may simply be someone who died a peaceful death and was made up to look like JC after being on the cross.

    Forensic examination proves that the person whose body is visible on the Shroud died by crucifixion (for example, his shoulder and elbow joints joints are disclocated accordingly), that is, by very slow and painful suffocation. Also his body exhibits traces of flogging by typical Roman flagrum. It is absolutely impossible for Medieval artist to "guess" how to paint it realistically without a real model (actually, it would be a hard task even for contemporary one).

  247. Non-carbon evidence of authenticity by michaelmalak · · Score: 1
    There are several intriguing aspects of the Shroud that aren't well-known to those who haven't investigated it:
    • The image is like an X-ray projection as opposed to just a surface image. I.e., a hypothesis that satisfies this is if the Shroud fell straight through the body of Jesus. (This is why Mel Gibson portrayed it that way in his movie.)
    • The discolorations of the fibers that form the image penetrate the fibers only to a shallow amount. Moreover, the fibers are penetrated both on the top and the bottom, with the middles of the fibers untouched. This "second image" on the back-side (to which researchers have had limited access to until recently) that was reported last spring (see New image found on back of Shroud of Turin: Reported around the world except U.S.) corroborates the hypothesis above. To explain this, various scientists have suggested a "corona discharge" or "thermo-nuclear reaction", which is why Mel Gibson added that visual element to his movie.
    • The 1988 carbon dating has been debunked for a long time; this is not news.
    • Various Popes personally believe it to be authentic, but could never speak infallibly on the issue as Popes cannot speak infallibly about particulars, only the universals of faith and morals.
    Besides my blog article linked above, a good overview of post-1988 Shroud developments is Fr. Saunder's four-part series in the Arlington (Virginia) Catholic Herald: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.
    1. Re:Non-carbon evidence of authenticity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      various scientists have suggested a "corona discharge" or "thermo-nuclear reaction"

      Amazingly this effect has never ever been seen in a 'modern' world of cameras. It is has only been recorded in a world where people didn't have the best record for rational though. Face it, religon is doomed. People aren't special, the Earth is just a lump in the middle of nowhere, and when you die, you're dead because all you are is contained in your body. Just because death sucks doesn't mean you have to go invent god(s) to help you deal w/ it. Then again, maybe you do.

  248. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by ultranova · · Score: 1

    How the fuck is this flamebait?

    Well, calling other people's religious believes "fantasy" and "dangerous delusions", without giving any evidence for either statement, is rather hard to take as anything but deliberate insult.

    I agree with you. It's ok to point out when someone is incorrect in almost every other situation, although in some it may be impolite.

    Unfortunately, the parent poster didn't point out any incorrectness in the believes he insulted; he just insulted them.

    Pointing something incorrect requires at least some proof; just saying "you're deluded" is not sufficient.

    "evoultion is just a theory"

    The Theory of Evolution is, as the name implies, theory.

    Evolution, as in "species change over time", is a process which has been observed (the emergence of antibiotic-resistant bacteria in hospitals, for example).

    "atheism is a religion too" bullshit.

    It is.

    • Theism means a believe in a fundamentally higher power, usually called God.

    • Atheism means a believe that no fundamentally higher power (God) exists.

    • Agnostism means a lack of both believe or disbelief on a higher power - basically, the person says "I don't know if there's a higher power".

    Notice the word "believe". Atheists believe that there is no God. Atheisms is no different than any other religion, and as usual, it's supporters like to think themselves as rational and their religion the only logical one. However, as of yet, no one has managed to proof that atheist beliefs are correct.

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  249. Poll idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we should have a Worst Newspaper poll. The US nomination would be USA Today, the UK nomination could be The Sun, and the Indian nomination would probably be The Times of India (also known as ToI, expanded to ToIlet paper). People! Please write in with your nominations. We could also nominate more than one paper from each country. I'm torn between nominating USA Today and National Enquirer.

  250. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus is such an important figure in world history for so many reasons.

    If it weren't for a belief in God, I believe that universal human rights and constitutions would not mean so much.

    We have to uphold the Cross in order to ensure ALL PEOPLE have rights.

    Our human rights are GOD-GIVEN, not government given or human-given. To believe in this means the rights can never go away and that's how it should be.

  251. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    The gospels were written minimum 20 years after Jesus died. People who disbelieved could have checked with those people whether the incidents mentioned actually took place.

    Minimum 20 years, maximum what? 100? Your 20 is by far the lowest figure I've ever heard.

    Anyway, I can imagine J. Random Roman saying "Think I'll start walking to Jerusalem, it's only 1,400 miles, see if any of these guys are still alive (if they existed in the first place) and can answer a few questions, maybe straighten out some of the contradictions in these `gospel' stories from this `Christos' cult. 'Cause I know they just love talking to random people from the city-state that's occupying their land and oppressing their people." Riiiight.

    And what if someone did make the trip? I can find guys today who'll tell me about how they saw Elvis last week at the 7-11. Don't mean it happened.

    The earliest copied of the gospels we have are far too early for any mythology to be put into them (it takes minimum of 4 generations for any mythology to even start to be woven into a story).

    Not at all. It's clear that mythological elements were deliberately injected into the Christianity and the gospels right from the start. Jeshua's biographers stole liberally from Mithraism - from story elements like twelve followers, death and resurrection, a last supper, the "light of the world" image, to ritual elements like the timing of Christmas, the use of miters as sign of bishop's office, the title of "Father" for priests, and so on.

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  252. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Nothing I have said leads me to believe I am rejecting the scientific method.

    You are right in saying that I myself have not carried out my own independant experiments to verify the predictions of the theory of gravity or the theory of relativity and I am relying on the scientists who are telling me they are able to do this are telling the truth.

    This is entirely different from the kind of faith required by religion.

    Science starts from the point of view of knowing nothing and then thinking of reasons why things may happen. These thoughts are then tested experimentally to see if we can actually see what our new theory predicts. If a theory does predict successfully things which do happen then it's accepted as being a reliable theory but is still subject to changes if a different or new theory predicts our observations more accurately.

    Religious faith doesn't require any proof, the act of belief is all that is necessary and what you believe doesn't necessarily have to have any basis in sciences picture of how things work.

    Aethists are guided by what can be proved by science - their views can change and their beliefs are not set in stone.

    Religion tends to be guided by their religious teachings which are often not up for discussion and their views are set in stone.

    I am aware that their are a wide spectrum of religious beliefs from people who are willing to entertain a seperation between their religious conviction and their scientific learning to people who are not so my previous paragraph is necessarily a bit of a generalisation.

    Personally I think it's the aethist who has a more open stance and is honest enough to admit the things that it can't explain and change it's mind with new evidence.

    For example if the existence of a god was proven then I as an aethist would believe in god but their doesn't appear to be any mechanism inherent in religion whereby it can evolve to reject the idea of a god.

  253. Again: Evidence? by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1
    How about some links to the data which shows that the previous radiocarbon dates were from samples drawn from patches, which shows that the coloration on the cloth is not from pigments, and so forth? Either you have that or you're blowing smoke.

    Proof that the vanillin test is more trustworthy than radiocarbon would be good too.

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  254. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 1
    Anyway, I can imagine J. Random Roman saying "Think I'll start walking to Jerusalem, it's only 1,400 miles, see if any of these guys are still alive (if they existed in the first place) and can answer a few questions, maybe straighten out some of the contradictions in these `gospel' stories from this `Christos' cult. 'Cause I know they just love talking to random people from the city-state that's occupying their land and oppressing their people." Riiiight. What about the Jews in Jerusalem? Thats where Christianity started anyway. They would have loved any chance to disprove what these new christians were saying, but they couldn't

    And, explain Saul's conversion. He was one of the most fervant people against Christians, yet on the road to Damascus he suddenly became a Christian (technically in Damascus itself). Explain please.

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  255. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Jesus commanded us to love everyone even those who hate us. Called us to turn the other cheek when we're assaulted. Just because not all of us are very good at doing that doesn't make Christs teachings any less valid.

    I agree, but see almost no Christians who believe this. Our current president has huge support among Christian groups despite the fact that he doesn't behave as you describe above. Instead he seems to think public prayer makes one a Christian.

    Call me what you want, but I think love is the answer to our problems in the middle east and with terrorism, not killing more people and keeping the cycle of hate going. Of course, I'm not Christian.

  256. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Well yes I agree with that, if their is a god it would be impossible to prove it one way or another or have any idea of what form that god would take and that is why I think the poster is deluded because religion has provided some fairly definitive answers to a lot of these kind of questions based on no verifiable evidence whatsoever.

    The delusion comes from the specific beliefs which have built up around the idea of a god, i.e. he sends his children down to Earth etc etc.

  257. Actually, its all about hate for all humans by Marrow · · Score: 1

    Luke 14:25

    Large crowds were traveling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: 26 "If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters--yes, even his own life--he cannot be my disciple.

    It seems clear that religion is about Love for God and hate for everyone else. And it seems to be working great.

    1. Re:Actually, its all about hate for all humans by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      It's a literary device to show where our priorities must lie. There are other examples, such as Jesus telling people to gouge out their eye if it causes them to sin. You need to read a passage baring in mind how language is used (i.e. not always completely literally) and the context of the rest of the book. Otherwise you're doing very poor literary analysis.

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  259. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by ultranova · · Score: 1

    As an atheist I believe that religion is based on no factual basis whatsoever and exists purely as a fantasy in which religious people choose to believe.

    You are, of course, free to believe whatever you want. However, based on the evidence you've given for your believes (non at all), I have little choice but consider them utterly unproved fantasy in which you choose to believe.

    After all, if you had any evidence, surely you'd included it in your message, since your stated goal is to convince as many people as you can to abandon their religious beliefs in favour of yours, and evidence tends to be more convincing than stating that anyone who doesn't believe as you do is delusional.

    I don't see why I shouldn't evangalize my beliefs and try and save as many people as I can from these dangerous religious delusions.

    Taken logically, atheism leads to a logical chain of "there's no power higher than me, therefore I'm the highest moral authority, therefore I can define morality in whatever way happens to suit me at any given moment, therefore I can do whatever I wish without any regard to the consequences to others", which seems a pretty dangerous conclusion to me.

    Undoubtedly some atheist will answer to state that he doesn't need the threat of eternal punishment to behave morally. However, such people are deluding themselves - atheism removes the source of universal moral, and therefore universal moral itself, and therefore, in atheistic believe system, it is impossible to behave morally right or morally wrong, since there is no moral right or moral wrong - who would have the authority to define them ? Morals and atheism are conflicting concepts.

    Please note that I'm not saying that all, or even most, atheists are immoral, just that atheism invalidates the concepts of good and evil, right and wrong, which in turn invalidates almost all moral systems. The only one's it doesn't invalidate are the ones that don't have the concepts of right and wrong, and such systems boild down to "I can do anything that doesn't have bad consequences to me", which, while technically a moral system, propably wouldn't be considered as such by many.

    Or, to put it simpler: "Without God everything is allowed".

    I'd say that atheism is far more dangerous than almost any theistic religion.

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  260. Prove/Evidence? by starglider29a · · Score: 1
    You have said: "if the existence of a god was proven..."

    and

    "As soon as one does provide some credible evidence I will be willing to re-appraise my position."

    This is a serious, non-rhetorical question: What would you deem credible evidence?
    • Would you accept a really big boat atop some Turkish Mountain?
    • Would you accept an improbable sequence of long-predicted events? (or a sequence of improbable events?)
    • Would you accept someone able to demostrate a power that you couldn't explain away?

    How would you define 'credible evidence'?
    1. Re:Prove/Evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Would you accept a really big boat atop some Turkish Mountain?"

      I would throw my hands up and praise Ea for saving mankind, through Utnapishtim, from Enlil's angry flood!

      You know, 'cause the story of the great flood is actually Mesopotamian and is far far older than the Old Testament.

    2. Re:Prove/Evidence? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Well none of those 3 things would convince me of the existence of a god because there could well be other explantions which describe the observed facts more fully.

      If we accept that the universe and everything in it is governed by physical laws which cannot be broken then I would accept evidence which showed that these laws have at some point been arbitraily altered or ignored in order to create some physical effect which we can directly see or measure.

      It is likely however that it will be impossible to gather this evidence without first understanding what these physical laws are and how they interact because otherwise we would be unable to prove that the effect we have detected cannot be explained by an incomplete knowledge of the physical laws. I don't see us being in that position for a long long time.

      Given that their is no definition of what god might be however it is at this point impossible to say what evidence would be required to prove it's existence, my experiment outlined above would still not prove the existance of god unless we had decided that god is an entity who is able to manipulate our univers and is not bound by it's constraints.

    3. Re:Prove/Evidence? by kenaaker · · Score: 1
      The single miracle that I think would deal with the situation would be for god to directly place the knowledge that he existed into every persons mind, without affecting their free will.

      An omnipotent god could do that. After all, that's what omnipotent means..

  261. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up, +1 Best Fiction on /.

  262. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    **Well, if you take the assumption that the Shroud is a medieval counterfeit (and this is also my belief, if you ask) - you'd have to assume that someone in Middle Ages was tortured to death and his dead body was somehow proto-photographed on the linen, which might be possible technically even then. Anatomical details are just too accurate for the Shroud to be merely a paintwork coming from the artist's imagination (medieval painters in the era of Giotto di Bondone simply did not know how to paint human body accurately, this knowledge was rediscovered in late Renaissance). So watching the Shroud, you watch a recording of someone's pain and death. If you find someone's torment and agony funny, I'd say that you are dumb indeed (that's for the insult).**

    there was PLENTY of people tortured to death both in medieval times and in circa 2000 years ago. and in any time between. hell, public executions were the favorite past time of humanity for a really long time.

    my theory about what it is, is that it may very well be 2000 years old, and shroud from a real person, but was discoverd from somewhere and used by somebody to gain earthly fame and wealth - and that being the main reason for it's existence. there's lots and lots of other such example relics.

    none of the relic stuff really makes sense except as merchandise and false images of god, ironically. the point is that if you really believed in jesus you shouldn't care shit about the shroud, it's just a shroud and can't prove anything on it's own to anyone. the shroud and other relics(and 'miracles') are just exploited by people to so that they can show to other people how truly they believe.. pathetic, but so was taxing people for the right to get into heaven.

    and loughing over a dead person.. well, it's less worse than laughing at someone who's still alive.

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  263. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    The letters of Paul date from ~20-30AD.

    Uh, the execution of Jeshua hadn't happened yet in 20 CE...he was born around 4 BCE, executed at age 33 if I remember by C.C.D. classes right, so around 29 CE. I doubt Saul/Paul got his start the very next year.

    And the Epistles are not the Gospels.

    After the ressurection, the Jews didnt say 'the tomb is still occupied, see?', they said 'They've stolen the body!'.

    According to the account given by the early Christians, yes. And we should believe that account because...?

    The Romans and the Pharisees probably though the grisly public execution of the troublemaking leader of this little cult was sufficient. It was years before the early Christians were again of concern to anyone. They didn't have DNA evidence back then; a decade after the execution, the Romans could have produced the bones and believers would have just said "not him!". What would have been the point?

    Therefore Jesus' body was gone. It wasnt stolen, as that would be completely pointless (jesus' disciples were completely mortified that Jesus was dead) and if they stole it why would they be willing to die for what they knew was a lie?

    Let's assume there was a body (some hold that the execution was faked and Jeshua was spirited away to live out his days in relative peace and quiet, a nice thought if highly speculative), and that it was stolen. Was that a pointless act? If it was, we wouldn't be talking about this two millennia later.

    Jeshua wasn't just a religious teacher. He wasn't some random guy born in a barn who rose to popularity solely on his merits - he was heir to the royal line ("Son of David") of a conquered nation, a nation looking for a leader ("Messiah") to toss off the Roman oppressors. (His choice to go into religion instead of politics pissed off a lot of people.)

    Having the body disappear (if it really did) would be a smack to the Romans, their Jewish collaborators, and the corrupt Pharisees. Multiple smackdown!

    Why would they be willing to die for a lie? Not all would know it was a lie - it would only take one guy to steal the body. And some would certainly be willing to die for the political ends. People have died for all sorts of ideas over the centuries, but being willing to die for an idea is no gauge of the correctness of that idea.

    If we follow Occam's Razor, it certainly requires fewer assumptions to say that the body was there but the story faked, or the body was stolen, or even that the execution was faked, than that Jeshua was resurrected.

    And you know what? Even if some weird freaky thing happened and a dead guy got up and walked around for a while 2,000 years ago, that proves nothing at all about the truth of Christian dogma - about the existance or nature of god(s), about the divinity of the walking dead guy, about original "sin" of the forgiveness thereof, about an afterlife, any of it.

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  264. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Taken logically, atheism leads to a logical chain of "there's no power higher than me, therefore I'm the highest moral authority, therefore I can define morality in whatever way happens to suit me at any given moment, therefore I can do whatever I wish without any regard to the consequences to others", which seems a pretty dangerous conclusion to me.

    I'm an atheist, and I do not at all believe that I can do as I please with no regard to the consequences. I believe in the 'golden rule'; that I should treat others as I would like to be treated myself. There are no laws that say I must be polite to my neighbors, and yet I am. I do this because that is the world in which I would like to live, and which I would like my children to grow up in. See, atheism does *not* at all eliminate all sense of right and wrong.

    You, on the other hand, seem to follow rules of your religion not because you feel it is the right thing to do, but because you're scared of some imaginary divine punishment that will be meeted out to you for all eternity if you don't. You do it not for sake of your neighbors, but to avoid fire & brimstone on your own sorry ass.

    Now, who's more moral?

  265. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    the point is that there were at a time so many of such splinters going around, one splinter isn't that big nor are even ten such splinters...

    medieval church made money in more nastier ways too though than selling fake splinters.

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  267. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by JohnnyCannuk · · Score: 1

    According to the book I base my beliefs on, and which you apparently reject, one of the answers to "why are we here" is "to help each other when the other is poor, cold, hungry, tired, etc."

    The book I base my beliefs on says the same thing, except it also aays that there is no God or God(s)and that all power to change anything is within every person (its called the Dharmapada, BTW). That book also says not to take anything on "faith" but to question authority and test what you have been told to arrive at the truth. You book does not have a monopoly on knowledge, you know.

    None of the idea of "helping each other when we are cold" requires us to do that for fear of punishment from a bearded white man that lives in the sky. Rather, cooperationa and altruism are, according to Game Theory and evolution, the best strategy for long term survival (see the book The Evolution of Cooperation). So, technically, that answer WAS arrived at by the scientific method.

    It doesn't matter why we are here, we just are...lets get on with it.

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  268. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    I do wonder what it is that makes you think that his position is a delusion, but yours is not - from a probabilistic standpoint, it's just as likely.

    Even if the probability of a super-intelligent all-powerful being which created the universe is 50%, that most certainly does not mean that Christianity, just one of countless possible forms of theism, and which claims an awful lot more than just "there exists a God", is just as likely to be true.

  269. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 1

    And yet Jesus manages to fulfil over 300 old testament prophesies that were fixes several centuries before Jesus was born. The probability of someone fulfilling 48 of these prophesies is 10^157. And before you start on 'the christians altered it to fit!', these people died for their beliefs. Why would the origional disciples, who would have been the ones to start the rumors, die for something they knew was a lie? Who would have any reason to change Jesus' story to fit with all these prophesies? How would they have changed it several hundred years after his death, as there were hundreds of copies of the gospels by then.
    The darkness that fell over the earth at Jesus' crucifixion is mentioned in a book written by the Roman historian Thallus and a greek chronologist called Phlegon

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  271. Leonardo DaVinci by chikanamakalaka · · Score: 1

    I saw a great documentery on National Geographic Channel. I think that Leonardo did it and it could be the world first photograph. http://www.forteantimes.com/articles/110_shroud.sh tml

  272. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are, without a doubt, the dumbest person on slashdot. Please leave now. Go to you local library and pick up a few books from the NON-FICTION section so that you might actually learn something that is FACTUAL for a change.

  273. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

    Is that why it entitles freedom of religion too? It doesn't have anything to do specifically with the government, you tool. It's not unconstitutional to be "rude" or "mock" anyone, so shove it up your ass, you big jerk.

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  274. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I am simply saying that I not willing to believe in things which cannot reasonably be proved by science.

    That is not a religious belief and I would have been successful if you did make a choice about whether to abandon your belief in religion based on the evidence made available to us by science.

    "...just that atheism invalidates the concepts of good and evil, right and wrong, which in turn invalidates almost all moral systems"

    No it doesn't, it's humans that have decided what's right and what's wrong - not god. Society is what determines moral rights and wrongs based on the net benefit of any particular moral understanding for the society as a whole, that is why moral values are not immutable and change over time and in different societies.

    Without society everything is allowed but the existence of a society does not depend on god.

  275. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    The fact that it was discovered in Central Europe by a noble family and then sold - at great profit - to a monastary casts great doubt on it, in my opinion. All the relics associted with the death of Jesus, including the rags that were used to wipe his wounds, his cross and those of the people crucified with him, the robe taken from him were all destroyed in an invasion by an Arab king (Pre-Islamic, howver, aroudn 150 AD, if I remember history class right), except a piece of the cross, which was held for ransom and later burned whent he ransom was not forthcomming. If his burian shroud was kept, it was most likely among the relics destroyed then. Anyway, the image is burned into the cloth (the two burn marks on it are separate, it was partially destroyed in a fire not long after its discovery). The leading belief among the clergy of the time it was discovered was that it was created by placing hot metal plates onto the cloth.

  276. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 1

    sorry, typo, 20-30 years after he died. That would be 53-63AD
    If the tomb was still occupied no one would have believed the early christians and it wouldn't have spread. People like Saul would have told everyone around Jerusalem that Jesus was still dead. How was Saul, one of the most fervant hunters of christians, be convinced to become a Christian then?
    How would they have rolled the stone away? It was a big stone, you need lots of people to roll it in place, let alone roll it back out again. Explain how Jesus appeared to lots of people after his death
    Jesus was the 'son' of a carpenter. They dont have any status at all. Bethlehem is an insignificant town in Nazareth. Jesus didn't toss of the roman oppressors, although people wanted that. If he wanted power, he would have gone against the Romans. But he didnt.
    Dead people dont get up on their own you know, its not that regular an occurance...

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  277. Another Explanation? by lax-goalie · · Score: 2, Informative

    One is the home of Harvard, gay marriage, high taxes and social permissiveness.
    The other is Bush country, solidly Republican, traditional and gun-toting.

    --- snip ---

    The states with the lowest divorce rates are: Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and Vermont.

    Anyone else notice that these are better characterized as predominantly Catholic states? Perhaps these stats aren't so surprising given that divorce is recognized as OK by Protestants and is doctrinally proscribed in Catholicism.

    Methinks that that the author of referenced article (and the parent's poster) didn't consider all the available data.

    1. Re:Another Explanation? by Davoid · · Score: 1

      On what do you base your assumption that these are predominantly Catholic states? More than, say, Texas?

      -DU-...etc...

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    2. Re:Another Explanation? by lax-goalie · · Score: 1

      On what do you base your assumption that these are predominantly Catholic states?

      Besides the fact I used to live in the Northeast?

      There's a wealth of census-type data out there. This was a 10-second google.... http://www.glenmary.org/grc/RCMS_2000/Catholic%20r ankings_tables.pdf

      Note Table 6: Ten States With the Highest Percentage Catholic. In order, they are:

      1. Rhode Island
      2. Massachusetts
      3. New Jersey
      4. Connecticut
      5. New York
      6. New Mexico
      7. New Hampshire
      8. Wisconsin
      9. Illinois
      10. Pennsylvania

      It's not an exact match, but there's a pretty high correlation, no? Seven of the nine "low divorce" states are on the list. Seven of the ten "high divorce" states are on the "Lowest Percentage Catholic" list. And it should be noted that of the two "low divorce" states that missed the top 10 list (Maine and Vermont, the percentage of Catholics among "Religious Adherents" is above 60%

      More than, say, Texas?

      Texas is interesting. It's on the Top 10 Most Catholic list, but the percentage of Catholics among "Adherents" is only 38% or so.

    3. Re:Another Explanation? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      so it can mean whatever you want it to, basically? :)

    4. Re:Another Explanation? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Anyone else notice that these are better characterized as predominantly Catholic states?
      The post you're replying to also says:
      "In a state such as Texas where the religious right is strong and the rhetoric against teenage sex is gale-force strong, teen births as a percentage of all births are 16.1%. In liberal, secular Massachusetts they are 7.4%, less than half.".

      If bead-jiggling was the cause, wouldn't those stats be the other way round, since persons of a left-footed persuasion aren't allowed to use rubber johnnies?

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  278. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by ultranova · · Score: 1

    I'm an atheist, and I do not at all believe that I can do as I please with no regard to the consequences. I believe in the 'golden rule'; that I should treat others as I would like to be treated myself. There are no laws that say I must be polite to my neighbors, and yet I am. I do this because that is the world in which I would like to live, and which I would like my children to grow up in. See, atheism does *not* at all eliminate all sense of right and wrong.

    I quote my original message.

    Please note that I'm not saying that all, or even most, atheists are immoral, just that atheism invalidates the concepts of good and evil, right and wrong, which in turn invalidates almost all moral systems.

    As you can see, I never claimed that all, or even most, atheists are immoral. I did claim, and still do, that moral atheists aren't being very logical - they follow their sense of right and wrong, while believing in a believe system that invalidates the concepts of right and wrong.

    An atheist who follows his sense of right and wrong is following a sense that perceives something that, according to his believes, doesn't exist. This, in turn, means that he either doesn't really understand what he believes in, or is too weak or lazy to overcome his own instincs.

    So no, atheism doesn't eliminate all sense of right and wrong, but it does say that such a sense is perceiving something that doesn't exist, and is therefore a self-delusion.

    You, on the other hand, seem to follow rules of your religion not because you feel it is the right thing to do, but because you're scared of some imaginary divine punishment that will be meeted out to you for all eternity if you don't. You do it not for sake of your neighbors, but to avoid fire & brimstone on your own sorry ass.

    Since I've never stated my religious believes, you have no way of knowing what, if any, religion I follow. Neither do you know my actual behaviour or the reasons behind it.

    You, on the other hand, did state your believe by stating that you're an atheist. You also made a personal attack against me with the quoted paragraph. Why ? I've only pointed out the logical consequences of atheism; don't blame me if you don't like them.

    Now, who's more moral?

    I couldn't possibly know, since I don't know you, and even if I did, I couldn't know your heart.

    However, I must point out that judging someone based on nothing but guesses, as your previous paragraph did, doesn't seem particularly moral to me.

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  279. Re:Religious "disProof" by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

    How can I respectfully disagree with something that I think is idiotic? For example, I've got no respect for Creationism. It's wrong, painfully so, and letting something like that slide only encourages it.

  280. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I was calling religious beliefs fantasy because there is no evidence to suggest that they aren't, people who cannot tell the difference between fantasy and reality are delusional.

    I don't believe that is an insult ( it wasn't meant as one ), you obviously disagree with me and with what I said but that's your perogative.

    As to evidence, like I said there is so far no evidence whatsoever to back up any of the central beliefs of any religion which means that at this time those beliefs carry the same scientific weight as anything which anyone cares to make up ( e.g. fantasy ).

    I would say I probably misrepresented myself as an Aethist since I don't have any belief that god doesn't exist, just that there is no evidence to support the view that their is a god.

    Like I said I'm not trying to insult anyone.

  281. Cloning Jesus by game+kid · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of those Messiahs!

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  282. Bill Hicks quote by ehiris · · Score: 1

    Since the carbon dating science is unreliable, I'm guessing religious people are going to try to make it a proof that the bible is telling the truth. There is no funnier proof that the world is not as old as the bible people would like to protray it. Enjoy!
    ***
    Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating. These people actually believe that the the world is 12,000 years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I asked them.

    "Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years."

    Well how fucking scientific, okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble. That's good. You believe the world's 12,000 years old?

    "That's right."

    Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?

    "Uh-huh."

    Dinosaurs.

    You know the world is 12,000 years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.

    "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.

    "And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.

    "And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."

  283. Re:Evidence by Ame-Tsuchi · · Score: 1

    The Church gives us not a system, but a key; not a plan of God's City, but the means of entering it. Perhaps someone will lose his way because he has no plan. But all that he will see, he will see without a mediator, he will see it directly, it will be real for him; while he who has studied only the plan risks remaining outside and not really finding anything.
    -Fr Georges Florovsky

    You are a world within a world: look within yourself, and see there the whole creation. Do not look at exterior things but turn all your attention to that which lies within. Gather together your whole mind within the intellectual treasure-house of your soul, and make ready for the Lord a shrine free from images.
    -St Nilus of Aneyra

    Anyone who tries to describe the ineffable Light in language is truly a liar -- not because he hates the truth, but because of the inadequacy of his description.
    -St. Gregory of Nyssa

    Speech is the organ of this present world. Silence is a mystery of the world to come.
    -St Isaac the Syrian

    One cannot grasp the infinite with the finite. To grasp is to constrict -- we do not close our eyes to see. The veil cannot be parted, despite the machinations of the intellect. For too long has the West sabotaged her own spiritual endeavors through searching for a God manufactured as another piece of the furniture of the universe. Religion perceives the depth of all reality, transcending our senses and penetrating deeply into our flesh, bones, and organs to the fine gray dust within. You must empty your cup before filling it. You must seek silence in order to hear.

  284. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    was supposedly nailed to.

    Can't we just debate whether Jesus was God or not (or maybe "was inspired by God")? Or can we just debate whether he was actually resurrected or just his teachings were resurrected and carried on by his followers? Do we have to doubt whether or not he actually existed and was actually killed at all?

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  285. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    You're asking me to explain elements of the story. What I'm trying to point out to you is that there's no evidence at all that the story took place as told.

    How do you know how big the stone was? How do you know Jeshua appeared to people after his death? You've only got the book to tell you, but why believe it? There are plenty of other books full of plenty of other stories just as (or more) interesting and incredible, which other people believe just as much as you believe yours. People have even been willing to kill and die for their beliefs in these other books.

    Why don't you explain how Krishna appeared to Arjuna if Hinduism isn't the one true religion? Or how could Ancestor Lu have mastered spiritual alchemy if Taoism wasn't correct? Saul's conversion was no more exceptional that that of Ashoka the Great, so does that mean Buddhism is the one correct path? (The Buddha wouldn't say so!) And how is it that all this chaos is here if not for the work of Godess herself, Eris Discordia (kallisti!)

    Do you see the problem here yet?

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  286. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do we have to doubt whether or not he actually existed and was actually killed at all?
    Given the fact that one of the world's largest religions says that he was not killed, I'd say doubting is unavoidable.

  287. medieval church made money in more nastier ways by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    You mean like sticking those splinters into people in places where they didn't already come equipped with conveniently splinter shaped holes?

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  288. I have read it, . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom." -Rev. Lovejoy

  289. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by ultranova · · Score: 1

    I am simply saying that I not willing to believe in things which cannot reasonably be proved by science.

    You stated that you are an atheist. Atheism means a believe that God doesn't exist. This believe cannot be proved by science - or can you describe any experiment which could disprove the existence of God ?

    That is not a religious belief

    It is a belief about God (namely, that there is no God) which can not be proved. Sounds like a religious belief to me.

    and I would have been successful if you did make a choice about whether to abandon your belief in religion based on the evidence made available to us by science.

    Such as ?

    No it doesn't, it's humans that have decided what's right and what's wrong - not god.

    Yes, that was my point. Without God everyone is free to decide his own morals, and change them as he pleases.

    Morality that can be changed on a whim is equal to no morality at all - it doesn't affect behaviour in any perceivable way.

    Society is what determines moral rights and wrongs based on the net benefit of any particular moral understanding for the society as a whole, that is why moral values are not immutable and change over time and in different societies.

    What reason does anyone has to accept society as a higher moral authority than himself ? And if he does, isn't he simply making the society his god ?

    Furthermore, society doesn't determine moral right and wrong. It determines laws, which people follow out of fear of punishment. These laws don't neccessarily have anything to do with morals predominant within the society.

    Actual morals are quite similar in different societies: Don't kill, don't steal, don't lie, don't sleep with other people's wifes, crimes should be punished and punishments should fit the crimes.

    There are exceptions to these rules, but they usually have little to do with morals and much to do with unequal distribution of power within society - might makes right (or at least legal), today as much as in times past.

    Without society everything is allowed but the existence of a society does not depend on god.

    With society but without God everything is allowed as long as you aren't caught, so societies in which the majority of people are atheists either become police states or collapse into anarchy. Former and current communist states are good examples of this - there's no reason, besides the fear of being caught, to not take bribes (or slack off or steal from work), so both corruption and secret police grow like weeds. Of course there's other reasons than atheism for this, but atheism is still a factor.

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  290. Now Here's An Article That Demonstrates... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0, Troll


    when one should not bother reading a /. article at all.

    This is much more significant than the RFID cracking "dupe"...

    This is just plain stupid.

    The "Shroud of Turin" is bullshit, if for no other reason than all the evidence is that Jesus was never crucified in the first place. It was a scam organized by his wealthy followers with the Romans to allow him to go underground provided he gave up trying to start an insurgency. Judas was his own twin brother (according to some accounts and interpretations thereof) and was assigned the task of being the "traitor" by Jesus himself.

    Given that the entire Christian church was a scam run by a Roman double-agent named Paul who was run out of Jerusalem by Jesus' own followers, I find it hard to put any credibility in the Roman church's attempts to establish Jesus as their divinity based on a supposed shroud. Not to mention the fact that during the time of Constantine, the Church actually DISOWNED Jesus by declaring that Constantine and Constantine ALONE was the "Savior" of the Christian religion...

    So now we have a bunch of retards proclaiming religious bullcrap in the pages of /. - "News for geeks. Stuff that matters."

    Yeah, right...

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    1. Re:Now Here's An Article That Demonstrates... by drporter · · Score: 1

      Do you simply dream up this stuff? http://www.shroudstory.com for better information.

    2. Re:Now Here's An Article That Demonstrates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! ROFL! You are so dumb!

  291. Viewpoint from a Science-obsessed Christian by benbry · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First to makes things clear: I am a Christian, and personally have many doubts about the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin. I'm really nervous when many extreme Christians, or fanatics for that matter will try to use the Shroud of Turin as proof for anything. We Christians absolutely DON'T need this artifact to be of any proof of our faith. If it turns out to be consistant with the time-frame that my personal savior was killed on the cross, then that that's great, hopefully there would be more believers, but if it isn't...so what? It is just an artifact. This message board has placed too many emphasis on the relation between the Shroud of Turin and Christianity as a religious whole. I really hope everyone, nonbelievers and believers can sever this relationship.

    1. Re:Viewpoint from a Science-obsessed Christian by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      I am a Christian OK. I'm really nervous when many extreme Christians, or fanatics for that matter will try to use the Shroud of Turin as proof for anything Who isn't except the nuts?

  292. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christianity has a lot to do with Christ but very little to do with Jesus. Separate the two concpets and think about it.

  293. And in news from the future... by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...today, scientists report that carbon dating of the "Toast of the Virgin Mary" was likely in error. Professor Egon Frushkup said that "previous attempts to date the toast were flawed in that too many of the samples were taken from the crust." Popular urban legends attribute the toast to a 20th-century Ebay hoax; the pope, Pontificus Maximus Jerod XV, has stated that "the Toast is a sign from God which dates from the very first days of Christ."

    We would like to thank Professor Frushkup for taking a few minutes out of his 7.0 day worshihp services to speak with 28th Century News.

    Would you like to know more? Click Here

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  294. Macroscopic Evidence by ChrisGuest · · Score: 1

    The best evidence that it is a medieval fake is that it that the fabric is in a "herringbone-twill weave". This weave was common in Europe in the middle ages, but unknown in Roman Palestine.

    1. Re:Macroscopic Evidence by drporter · · Score: 1

      Do you have an example, a single citation? Or are you making this up? It is hank bleached linen. In medieval Europe, all linen was field bleached. May I suggest you read Pliny the Elder.

    2. Re:Macroscopic Evidence by ChrisGuest · · Score: 1

      My source, was the "Skeptics Guide to the Paranormal" by Lynne Kelly, which referenced several issues of the Skeptical Inquirer. The weaving technique is produced on several skeptical and humanist sites, as proof of a medieval forgery, eg http://www.csicop.org/list/listarchive/msg00455.ht ml but also, trotted out by several believers as evidence of ancient provinance.
      So, I'm not sure who is telling the truth, but I'd certainly appreciate more information from someone with a little more knowledge.

  295. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

    The fact that it was discovered in Central Europe by a noble family and then sold - at great profit - to a monastary casts great doubt on it, in my opinion.

    As far as I know, the Shroud never was in Central Europe. What we know for sure is that in late XIV century it was in posession of French noble family de Charnay and they indeed donated it to a church in Lirey, France. There's no hard evidence on what happened to the Shroud prior to that - maybe de Charnay's had forged it or maybe one of them manged to capture it in the Middle East during the crusades. Prior to about 1350, any guess is as good as any other guess.

    Anyway, the image is burned into the cloth (the two burn marks on it are separate, it was partially destroyed in a fire not long after its discovery). The leading belief among the clergy of the time it was discovered was that it was created by placing hot metal plates onto the cloth.

    Probably, yeah. But just think how technically could you achieve this level of realism when creating a metal template in XIV century. First you'd have to take a real tormented dead body and then somehow transfer the image on sheer metal plate. With some help of a skilled alchemist you could try to use some sort of camera obscura to achieve this with 1350's technology, but it would be really a hassle. Paradoxically, it would be counterproductive from a forger's point of view. To amaze pilgrim crowds in 1350, you should simply paint the image and presto, the holy relic is all yours. The funny thing about the Shroud is that it seems to be designed specifically to amaze people in our times - modern forensic pathologists can't find any flaw in the anatomical details, modern scientists can't find any pigment, modern photography displays hidden details, invisible to naked eye. Why did the forger work so hard to amaze people 6 centuries later - instead of his contemporary folks, that's a real mystery.

  296. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by sunspot42 · · Score: 1

    >Considering that Christianity tends to include a support
    >network and a structured framework, I'd be a little leery
    >of questioning if Christians committed less crime than
    >non-Christians.

    Hmmm. Christianity includes a "support network" and a "structured framework". Why would you assume members of this organization would commit less crime than non-members. Your description of Christianity sounds a lot like the Mafia.

    The Federal Bureau of Prisons in the U.S. in 1997 indicated that only .209% of their prison population were atheists, as opposed to over 75% of the population, which were Christian. Atheists represent far more than .209% of the U.S. population, which means they're significantly under-represented in our Federal prison system. I'd say that these figures demonstrate a correlation between religious belief and criminal behavior.

    Or, maybe religious people are just dumber on average than atheists and are more likely to be convicted of any crimes they commit.

  297. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed this is true. Christianity, as in being of/like Christ, is a destination, and all are engaged in the journey (though no one takes the straight path).

  298. Mohammad was a paedophile by grolschie · · Score: 1

    Islam is the only religion that still allows men to marry 9-year-old girls just as the Prophet Mohammad did.

    So Mohammad was a paedophile? Sick!

    1. Re:Mohammad was a paedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no. Muhammad's youngest wife had reached puberty before they had marital relations. Puberty being the sign of marriageable age in virtually every culture up until the last few centuries in Europe/America. If Muhammad is a pedophile then so is "God the Father" in the Christian mythology.

    2. Re:Mohammad was a paedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muhammad's youngest wife had reached puberty before they had marital relations.

      And you know this for a fact?

      Your likening "God the Father" to this is lame, as no "intercourse" took place. As in, the virgin birth, or perhap the "virgin Mary"?

    3. Re:Mohammad was a paedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is more a "fact" than her being "9 years old" is.

    4. Re:Mohammad was a paedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the evidence of this "fact"?

    5. Re:Mohammad was a paedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is in the Sira of the Prophet and both Muslim's and Bukhari's hadith collections.

    6. Re:Mohammad was a paedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's in the holy koran, so it's as true as anything else in there ... er wait. I'll get me coat.

    7. Re:Mohammad was a paedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well since you have obviously never read the Koran, or you would know that it isn't in there, you must be a dumbass who likes slinging shit around.

    8. Re:Mohammad was a paedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that makes it true?

  299. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Most of the cons I've met self-identify as Christians. Part of this is that a lot of them ruined their lives with drugs, specifically meth in almost every case (some of them got busted for the drugs, some of them got busted committing crimes that they would never have gotten into if not for their meth habit, one way or another) and by that I really mean, the establishment ruined their lives because gosh darn it, we're at WAR with those drug thingys! So really, you're going to find that just about all of your criminals are Christians, except when they're Catholics. I hear a lot of ex-methheads say that Jesus is what keeps them off the crap, so if that's what works for them, more power to them. Few people get hopped up on Jesus and go ruin people's lives. But anyway, when getting busted for drugs gets you in trouble you usually end up in a Mission, and they generally make you stay at least seven days or you get banned for a month. You spend half to three quarters of your day in church being preached at. I imagine the desire not to go back to prison gains them a lot of converts... but again, better God than that fucking meth, that stuff ruins people completely.

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  300. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by ultranova · · Score: 1

    I was calling religious beliefs fantasy because there is no evidence to suggest that they aren't, people who cannot tell the difference between fantasy and reality are delusional.

    There is no evidence to suggest that they are fantasy - or at least you haven't shown any. If you have no evidence for or against a statement (in this case, "religious beliefs are fantasy"), then it is logically incorrect to claim that statement as true.

    Since you claimed a belief ("religious beliefs are fantasy") as truth without supporting evidence, you are, by your own logic, delusional.

    I don't believe that is an insult ( it wasn't meant as one ), you obviously disagree with me and with what I said but that's your perogative.

    Whether I agree or disagree with what you said has nothing to do with whether it was insulting or not.

    Not that I care, one way or another; I was simply answering snowfalls question.

    As to evidence, like I said there is so far no evidence whatsoever to back up any of the central beliefs of any religion which means that at this time those beliefs carry the same scientific weight as anything which anyone cares to make up ( e.g. fantasy ).

    However, what you didn't say is that this also applies to atheism.

    Furthermore, calling someone "delusional" for their beliefs does imply that there is evidence against those believes, as opposed to there just being no evidence for them.

    I would say I probably misrepresented myself as an Aethist since I don't have any belief that god doesn't exist, just that there is no evidence to support the view that their is a god.

    You said:

    As an atheist I believe that religion is based on no factual basis whatsoever and exists purely as a fantasy in which religious people choose to believe.

    I don't see why I shouldn't evangalize my beliefs and try and save as many people as I can from these dangerous religious delusions.

    Granted, you never explicitly stated that God doesn't exist; but declaring the belief in God a dangerous delusion, a pure fantasy with no factual basis whatsoever, certainly gives that impression. This is further reinforced by your statement that you are trying to convince others to abandon their religious belief that God exists - you aren't trying to convince atheists to abandon their belief, just theists. If you actually had no beliefs about the existence or nonexistence of God, both viewpoints should be equal to you - both unproven. That you pick one to go against does imply that you don't consider them equal, and your choice of targets makes it seem that you do, indeed, have a belief that God doesn't exist.

    Like I said I'm not trying to insult anyone.

    You did; but, ironically, that person turned out to be yourself :).

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  301. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you spend so much time defending the fantasy known as religion?

  302. suppose there was final agreement by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    What difference would proof make?
    The shroud would become a certified attribute of authoritativeness. A 'strong' relic to strengthen religion.
    Like an autograph. That doesn't make anyone change their minds. Well, not many.

  303. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Scarblac · · Score: 1

    When I used to say that I was agnostic, they'd say something like "A-ha! You admit you're not sure!"

    As if it was even an issue to me. Nowadays I simply say "I'm not religious."

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  304. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    The issue is that it's dumb to criticise them for their beliefs; if the meme makes them successful it will propagate, otherwise it will die out, so obviously it has something to offer believers. Just criticize them for their actions, and what it implies about what they REALLY believe :)

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  305. Re:Jesus must've had some serious plastic surgery. by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    Thus my saying he looked "something like" the first link, NOT that he looked exactly like the first link............

  306. $100 Bill by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    If I pay for an item with a $100 bill, and am accused of passing a counterfeit, all I have to do is pass the test of counterfeits. Is the paper the correct paper? Swipe it with that special marker. Does it lack the micro-chameleon ink? Hmmm... No. Does it lack the microthread text? No. If it passes the test of counterfeit, it is assumed to be genuine, and I am acquitted.

    Is the Shroud a counterfeit? Was the cloth made in the 1300's. No. Does it use a pigment that was available in the 1300's? No. Are the threads of a weave used in 1300? No. It FAILS the test of counterfeit.

    IS IT GENUINE? A shroud from first century with a dead deity's image? No test for that, but the test of counterfeit or forgery... we can do that. As I said... don't test the shroud, repeat the experiment of the genius who faked it.

    All of the flaws you cite also weigh against forgery. Why didn't the forger paint the top of the head? Why did he paint the fingers elongated. Why didn't he smear the blood? Many scholars think that the Holy Mandylion of Edessa was the Shroud "folded in quarters". It was around in 525 and prolly in 57 AD.

    To be honest.. I don't trust any history of these icons becuase of the issues at stake. But a simple replication attempt of forging the shroud? THAT would be worth reading!

    1. Re:$100 Bill by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Was the cloth made in the 1300's. No.

      The age of the cloth is what's in contention here. It was carbon dated to the 1300s. But regardless, if the cloth is older than the 1300s, so what? That hardly proves it's not fake. It just shows that if it is a fake, the fakers used old cloth.

      Does it use a pigment that was available in the 1300's? No.

      Unproven, as far as I know.

      Are the threads of a weave used in 1300? No.

      I have read it is also not the weave used in 33 AD.

      It FAILS the test of counterfeit.

      No, it doesn't. Sorry.

      As I said... don't test the shroud, repeat the experiment of the genius who faked it.

      As I said... repeat the miracle that you say created it. :)

      Why didn't the forger paint the top of the head? Why did he paint the fingers elongated. Why didn't he smear the blood?

      Maybe he was relying on the credulity of True Believers, who will overlook any inconsistency that contradicts their pre-conceived notions of the Truth? Anyway, if it's real, you have to explain those things, unless you are simply going to propose a miracle; and if you are going to do that, there's no point in debating the issue.

  307. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Some of these religious cultists (like catholics) apparently believe that religious icons have power and can be used to accomplish things that the majority of humans would consider supernatural.

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  308. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    "There is no evidence to suggest that they are fantasy."

    You believe something which at some point someone has simply made up ( as opposed to having discovered through scientfic enquiry ). You believe this without the need for any facts or evidence to support the belief. It is overwhelmingly likely that a belief in something which has just been made up or invented is not true and therefore a fantasy.

    Obviously my comments apply just as much to anyone who has a firm belief that there is no god, I don't think that will be many people.

    The difference between aethists and people who belive in religion is that aethists have not erected vast religious edifices around their central belief in a god ( or belief in no-god ).

    Whilst the jury is out on the final existance of something we would recognise as a god I will go out on a limb and say that there is a good chance that most organised religions are barking up the wrong tree entirely.

  309. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Is there really any reason they couldn't have flayed a corpse, though? I mean, not that there was any shortage of people they could just torture to death... I have a hard time believing that they couldn't make a convincing fake by the standards of their time, and by the time it was our time, it was too late to tell precisely what happened. And also, artists have been doing amazing things for a long time, some people can just visualize things a certain way that most of us cannot. Different people are apparently better at visualizing different kinds of things than others, which is probably why a rubik's cube leaves me drooling on myself but I just got to level 22 on tetris deluxe last night with one hand. (the other? holding a cigarette.)

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  310. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
    If Christians hate sin and not the sinner, why all the anger at people that have different beliefs and lifestyles from you?

    Because, by definition, any Christian is a sinner and does not become perfect until after they are dead. Therefore they still do things wrong like hate people. Hating other religions however would be perfectly right as they are offensive to God, constituting a lie about him and dangerous to people, as they mislead them about how to be saved.

    Why get upset over science when it might prove some belief in a book you read?

    Most Christians I know are teachers, doctors, lawyers, scientists, mathematicians and engineers, in both Oxford and Northern Ireland. No problems with science. That includes a number of 6-day creationsists. They have no problem with science at all. There's nothing about Christianity that demands or encoruaged a hatred of science. In fact, it encourages an examination of the physical world as it says it is ordered and by looking at God's creation, we can give him glorify for it.

    Oh and it's history, not science, that provides the evidence for the Bible. You'd turn to a historian, not a physicist to find out what Julius Caesar did, wouldn't you?

    WHy be so angry all the time at those that you view as evil, godless, baby-killing, collee educated liberals?

    Before, during and after my university education, I was quite aware that I myself was evil and godless prior to God intervening and that I should love everyone else in the same situation. The best way to do that is to show theme the way out, so that they can be saved.

  311. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by calculadoru · · Score: 1

    Christians aren't supposed to hate anyone, but rather hate the sin.

    Funny, I thought you Christians aren't supposed to hate anything, since yours claims to be a religion of love and everything. Besides, come on - Christianity means nothing without the sin, it is its very foundation.
    You gotta love it.

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  312. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by BeatlesForum.com · · Score: 1

    I agree, but see almost no Christians who believe this.

    I see lots of Christians who believe this, but few who practice this. It's unfortunate that Christians as a whole don't provide a better example of themselves to others. On the flip side, Jesus said that we'll be hated because the world hated Him first. (He was a rather outspoken man on the issues of the day Himself.) With the world so anti-Semetic and anti-Christian, I see his prophetic vision coming to fruition in my lifetime.

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  313. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by BeatlesForum.com · · Score: 1

    Or, maybe religious people are just dumber on average than atheists and are more likely to be convicted of any crimes they commit.

    Or maybe people describe themselves as "Christian" by default - you know, like of a particular descent rather than a belief system.

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  314. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    As I pointed out earlier I should have said agnostic rather than aethist.

    I said: "and I would have been successful if you did make a choice about whether to abandon your belief in religion based on the evidence made available to us by science."

    You replied: "Such as ?"

    The point is there is no evidence. Why decide to believe in religious dogma , why not fairies, chocolate cream wagon wheels controlling our destiny ?

    I am perfectly happy to make society my god provided you are willing to accept that god can be anything i want it to be.

    Society does determine moral values, the moral values of the Christian Church are different today to 400 years ago because society has changed and the churchs morals have changed more or less in line with the morals of society.

    Society can enforce it's moral values on individuals because society creates it's morals from a consenus opionion of what's right and whats wrong. People who think differently to society in these manners will be dealt with by their society.

    Your last paragraph is arrant nonsense.

  315. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    Mostly in support of what you appear to be saying:

    • theist: "belief in a god or gods"
    • prefix a: "without"
    • a-theist: "without-belief in a god or gods"

    You are either theist -- meaning, you hold a belief in a god or gods -- or you are atheist -- meaning you are without, or do not hold, a belief in a god or gods.

    There is in no way a third position you can call "agnostic." Either you hold a belief in a god or gods, or you don't. There is no middle ground.

    If as you say "you don't think anyone has the answers, that makes you an agnostic" that does not magically lift you from the yes/no domain of the theist/atheist concept.

    Either you hold some shred of belief and as a consequence you are by definition theist, or you don't, and you are by definition atheist. A declaration about who might -- or might not -- have answers is a position that embodies at least part of an explaination of why one might land on one side or the other of the above binary domain. Not a new domain in and of itself that obviates the first, or a state that makes the domain trinary instead of binary.

    If you ask someone if they are theist or atheist, and they respond with "agnostic", then what you have discovered is that they don't understand the question. You can reasonably extrapolate that further digging you may undertake may well return other nonsense answers until/unless some successful teaching can be accomplished. Then you just have to look at the situation and decide if it is worth your time.

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  316. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Dreadknott · · Score: 0

    You havent ever looked at the dictionary... Atheist means without theism. No religious belief, it aplies to all religions. Agnostic means you dont have an opion on any belief for or against.

  317. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by modecx · · Score: 1

    In my experience, most of the Christians who challenge people to read the bible have never read other holy texts.

    Absolutely... My experiences with Christians mirrors yours; furthermore I'd say (as an assumption based on observation) that many Christians haven't even read their own holy texts, but instead parrot what their pastor said the week before. I dunno, perhaps I'm just being pessimistic.

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  318. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
    Funny, I thought you Christians aren't supposed to hate anything

    Nothing in the Bible saying that.

    since yours claims to be a religion of love and everything.

    The Bible says we should love God and love our neighbours. We should love good and hate evil, to quote Amos 5:14. The Bible speaks of a just and righteous God who hates unrighteousness, injustice, evil, sin, etc. and calls us to be likeminded. That kind of hate is an expression of love.

    Besides, come on - Christianity means nothing without the sin, it is its very foundation.

    Actually, the foundation of Christianity lies in the nature of God, who is sinless, rather than in the nature of man, who is sinful.

  319. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quit lying, liar!

  320. God's Sims. by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

    Well, yes, and that's a good comeback for any of the dodgier religious stories.
    The Flood and how the kangaroos all ended up in Australia and without inbreeding problems, Carbon Dating, Dinosaurs, how light for stars millions of lightyears away from us has reached us...

    God, because s/he is God, can do anything. He can rig the story, mess with the Graphics Engine, cheat any way he likes.

    If God wants a shroud that looks like that, then he does what he damn well wants to.

  321. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pfft. Christianity didn't start because of this. Christianity started because Paul (yeah, the apostile that the rest of the apostiles didn't like AT ALL) had a pretty hard time convincing men to be Jewish--primarily because they didn't want to have their jewels operated on by some weird jackass dressed in a black robe and stupid hat with curly hair down to his shoulders.

    Christianity started because NOBODY who wasn't already Jewish wanted to be Jewish!

  322. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 1

    The Bhagavad Gita has no prophesy in it that has actually come true, nothing to root it to history. The Bible has. The same for Taoism. Again, if the gospel accounts hadn't been true to what had really happened, they would have bene very quickly rubbished and dismissed by the Jews and Romans, and everyone would have ignored them as a nice fiction, yet they are still around 2000 years later. And again, it would have been almost impossible to change every single copy of the gospels in the world 100 years after Jesus died if someone had wanted to change it.

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  323. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are funny. In case you haven't noticed, the Jews have been dismissing the Gospels as rubbish for 2000 years now.

  324. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
    And as for Christianity having nothing to do with Jesus, I say that because although they do point to him as the focus of their faith, there are few Christian groups out there who follow the teachings of Jesus.

    Your problem here is with Christians (or at least people who call themselves Christians), not with Christianity.

    Christianity as a mainstream religion is based not on the Gospels, but on the writings of Paul of Tarsus.

    The gospels and Paul are in agreement. In fact, Paul's greatest writing, the letter to the church in Rome, is the greatest exposition (explanation) of the gospel.

    All the violence, bigotry, misogyny and intolerance so prevalent in Christianity over its entire history is a direct result of Paul.

    Paul who turned from violently persecuting Christians to instead enduring all things for Christ's sake? Paul who said that all men and women were equal before God? Equally values, equally loved, equally able to be saved? The same Paul who lambasted Adam over the Fall, instructed husbands to sacrificially loving towards their wives, and reminded Timothy that salvation came through Christ, born of a woman, rather than a man? The same Paul who said that we should love our enemies and do what we can to encourage them to repent, rather than seeking revenge? The same Paul who said that we should be law-abiding citizens?

    Jesus was a pacifist, willing to die for what he believed.

    Jesus was no pacifist. Just look at the wars in the OT. Or at his reaction to the money-lenders. Or his prophesied return in Revelation. He's a pretty scary guy. And as for dying for what he believed in... well dying was the purpose he came to earth, so you're right on that one. Thing is, Paul did that too.

    How many Christians today are pacifists, and how many are willing to sacrifice their lives for the ideals of Jesus?

    The Bible says nothing about having to be a pacifist, but does day that Christians should be willing to lay down their lives for thier borthers or for the sake of the gospel i.e. for the message that all men are fallen from glory and need to ask God for forgiveness and turn from a life of wrong-doing and self-centredness to a life that is God-centred.

    But just because people are bad at that doesn't mean that Christianity suddenly becomes invalid. It doesn't change history. Jesus still taught the same tihngs, died on the cross and was raised from the dead. Whether I follow him well or badly does not and cannot change that. Surely you should be more interested in the history that the response of the world? Especially when the teachings themselves say that the world is going to suck in terms of its reponse.

  325. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by calculadoru · · Score: 1

    the nature of man, who is sinful.

    Any rational being should run away from this sort of masochistic pseudo-philosophy. The idea that I commited a so called sin by simply being born is beyond preposterous, and a complete waste of my time and intelligence. Christianity can go on and on about love and forgiveness and all the other nice things it likes to talk about while happily killing those who oppose it - as long as it postulate an a priori 'sin', it is nothing but another type of voodoo masquerading as 'truth'.
    Quoth Nabokov in Pale Fire: "No free man needs a god".

    Emphasis on 'free'.

    P.S. Besides, over-reliance on a single source of information, supposedly containing all the truth and wisdom one needs, is not only silly but also bad management of resources. An informational mono-culture is A Very Bad Thing (tm).

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  326. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So like a mor(m)on(tm). Find a guy who's sorta' unsure about his religious beliefs, and try to CONVERT him.

    Hey, grandparent! If you become a Mormon you can't drink coffee. That's like a sin of the geek religion. I don't know if hanging around hot Mormon chicks (who aren't willing to put out) and drinking Coca Cola makes up for that fact, that's up to you to decide.

  327. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

    Is there really any reason they couldn't have flayed a corpse, though?

    It's quite easy for a skilled forensic pathologist to distinguish bruises and weals caused by flogging a dead corpse - and flogging a living, bleeding human being. No forensic expert so far questioned anything about the realism of wounds, weals, bruises, haemorrages, joints dislocations etc. on this body.

    And also, artists have been doing amazing things for a long time, some people can just visualize things a certain way that most of us cannot. The greates painter of that era was Giotto di Bondone. Just check how he pictured human body. Painters of late Middle Ages/early Renaissance had a very naive understanding of human body proportions or perspective.

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  329. Bible was composed in 325 under emperor Constantin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    And which part of the bible is written by one of Jesus' earliest disciples? AFAIK it was assembled decades or centuries (parts earlier, parts later) after the date where Jesus lived according to the church/bible.

    That would be in year 325 AD. The question which of those texts were The Word Of God and which were heresy (sometimes the works of the same authors, but when they were not "inspired by the Holy Spirit"), was decided -- i.e. the Bible as we know it was composed -- during the First Council of Nicaea in the year 325, three centuries after the alleged death of Jesus. At this council the nature of Jesus was defined, deciding against the Arians in favor of Trinitarianism, i.e. declaring the divinity of Jesus and the concept of the "Holy Trinity". Also the Nicene Creed was written (We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, I believe in one God, Father, All-Sovereign, Maker of heaven and earth, of all that is, seen and unseen...), the kneeling during the liturgy and self-castration (sic) was prohibited, among others. But a more interesting period in the history of Roman Catholic Church is the part of the 10th century known as Pornocracy (sic). Quoting Wikipedia: "During this period, the popes were under the influence of corrupt women (though not necessarily prostitutes), especially Theodora and her daughter, Marozia. This period is also called the Rule of the Harlots. It is popularly believed that Marozia was the concubine of Pope Sergius III and the mother of Pope John XI. She was also accused of having had Pope John X murdered (who had originally been nominated for office by Theodora) in order to secure the election of her current favourite, Pope Leo VI." See: Wikipedia.org/Pornocracy. My heros were John XXIII elected Pope to end the Great Schism, later admitted to incest, adultery, fornication, and other crimes ("two hundred maids, matrons and widows, including a few nuns, fell victims to his brutal lust"); and Pope Alexander VI who kept many mistresses and called prostitutes to dance naked before the assembly, after which prizes were offered to those men who, in the opinion of the spectators, managed to copulate with the greatest number of prostitutes. I am not making that up, I swear to God. Any comments? Questions? Oh and by the way, not everyone realizes that fact, but the historicity of Jesus is doubtful at best [1] [2] [3] [4] [5].

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  331. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Well, I have read both the new and the old testament. As well as the Koran and a few other of humanity's creative efforts.

    "The gospels" are not evidence of anything but that a bunch of writings were collected from time periods that may extend back to about the 100's or 200's by our current dating system.

    The gospels are a book. And like any book, what they contain is not, in and of itself, of sufficient weight to be taken as evidence of anything.

    Tom Clancy writes Hunt for Red October. Warships, US political policy, Soviet warships, naval ranks, 20th-century weapons, the CIA and KGB and tons more are described in this book. They are all reasonable and true references to things that really exist, they accurately imply things that really happened to make those things exist, and so on. But the book is a known work of fiction with entirely ficticious points to make about entirely ficticious people and entirely ficticious situations. The "facts" are in there so the book reads more easily. The same reason that the "facts" are in any work of fiction.

    You said:

    Have you ever actually read and studied the gospels? If you havent, how can you possibly say your opinion is right when you havent even studied the evidence?

    The gospels aren't evidence.

    Most people -- myself included -- would welcome actual evidence. That is, Jesus floating down out of the sky, pointing a finger at you and saying "I know you are underfeeding your cat... your punishment will be six months of starvation", which pronouncement is immediately followed by the supernatural stripping of all your body fat so you can start starving now.

    This, presumably, after he takes care of the starving folks in Africa and elsewhere by giving them the body fat he took from you. Temporal order being no particular impediment to an omnipotent diety, right?

    Lacking evidence of similar undeniable merit, not to mention reproducability (should be no problem, right? Your god is supposed to be omnipotent, omnipresent and infallible as well as ineffable), you'll have to forgive the real scientists around here while we pooh-pooh your supposed "evidence."

    The evidence in no way supports your conclusion. So yes -- you're deluded.

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  332. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2, Informative
    there were literally tons of wood that was supposedly from the cross that jesus was supposedly nailed to.

    This is a popular fiction with no evidence whatsoever to back it up. As someone else mentioned, most relics of the True Cross are smaller than a splinter. The total volume of all known True Cross relics is about .004 cu. m out of an estimated volume for the entire Cross of .174 cu. m. See both Wikipedia and The Catholic Encyclopedia.

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  333. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
    I can find guys today who'll tell me about how they saw Elvis last week at the 7-11. Don't mean it happened.

    Okay, take 12 guys who follow Elvis around for a while, don't want him to die, are scared of the police and run off and desert him when he's arrested. He's very publicly killed and the 12 guys are so terrified they'll be next that they don't turn up for the execution or the funeral. Or venture into the city at all really. A few days later, they're all running round the place, fearlessly proclaiming that Elvis has risen from the dead and go on to die for proclaiming this, still testifying to its veracity, with the authorities unable to produce a body or any other evidence that they're lying.

    That's a much closer analogue to what happened with the disciples and lends what they say a lot more credibility.

    Jeshua's biographers stole liberally from Mithraism - from story elements like twelve followers

    If you read the gospel of Mark, it's clear that the 12 followers symbolise the new Israel and are based the 12 tribes of Israel

    death and resurrection

    Which appears in the Bible when Abraham goes to sacrifice his son, believing he will be resurrected. It may appear before that even, but I can't think of any occurrences off the top of my head. The resurrection was certainly a part of Judaism, as was the idea of sacrifice and the necessity of it to cleanse from sin.

    a last supper

    A reference to the passover in exodus actually.

    the "light of the world" image

    Appears in the Bible from Genesis 1 onward.

    to ritual elements like the timing of Christmas

    Err, that was decided on by the Romans well after the gospels were written.

    the use of miters as sign of bishop's office, the title of "Father" for priests

    Nothing about these in the Bible.

  334. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    The greatest Christian value is the glory of God.

    The greatest Christian commandment is to love God.

    The greatest Christian message is God's offer of salvation that can reconcile us to God following our turning away from him.

    Without God, there are no Christian values because there is no Christianity and every value is tied to God.

  335. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

    idiot.

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  336. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how a religion can go about razing cities and killing people without a body, could you explain how exactly it does this for me?

  337. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
    Aha, finally a Christian comes up with a testable theory! Let's see.

    No, that's not the theory. C.S. Lewis stated it clearly. It's not that Christians believe ourselves to be better than other people, it's that we believe we're better than we would be if we weren't Christian. Christ said, "I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentence."

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  338. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up, +5 Insightful. Best post on slashdot ever!

  339. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    Dictionary.com and websters.com are reporting Christian usage, not the word's actual meaning. The Webster's definition dates back to (at least) the 1913 edition, a time when religion and other forms of delusion, such as phrenology and fortune telling were a good deal more widespread in US culture than they are today, proportionally speaking. This is a situation that drops their reliability and accuracy, not something that changes the meaning of the term.

    This is because the entry is not only wrong, it demonstrates blatent presumption instead of research into etymology. An incompetant dictionary entry (or several) does not, hopefully, suffice to change a word's meaning. If it does, it is nothing to be proud of -- it's just the ebonics of the dictionary writer infesting (degrading, actually) our culture.

    At present, these words still hold on to their original meanings, which are crystal clear. If you understand the word, you're either theist, or atheist. No way around it. Sorry. :)

    If you insist on using the word incorrectly, then all I need to ask is "do you believe, in any way or to any degree, that there is a god or gods?" Then I'll know where in the solution set you land. You can explain why, of course, but it won't change the binary nature of the domain no matter what you do.

    You say:

    As for people who don't have any sort of a belief regarding gods (meaning they never thought about the subject or they just don't care)... I don't know if there's a word for that.

    There is. It is "atheist." Without a belief in a god or gods. The reason you didn't know this is because your command of English has failed you. Websters has failed you as well. Just be more careful in the future. Don't you know that you can't trust "the man"? :)

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  340. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
    Any rational being should run away from this sort of masochistic pseudo-philosophy.

    Why? Incidentally, it's revelation from God, not man-made philosophy.

    The idea that I commited a so called sin by simply being born is beyond preposterous, and a complete waste of my time and intelligence.

    Do you love God with all of your being? Do you worship him above all else? Is your entire live summarised by glorifying him and enjoying him? If not, then you're not giving God what he deserves and therefore sinning, by the Bible definition of it.

    Christianity can go on and on about love and forgiveness and all the other nice things it likes to talk about while happily killing those who oppose it

    I've never seen a belief go round killing people. I also recall that Jesus told people to love their neighbours. People's sinfulness and ineptitude in following this doesn't change the fact that this was his teaching.

    as long as it postulate an a priori 'sin', it is nothing but another type of voodoo masquerading as 'truth'.

    If Jesus Christ rose from the dead and proved himself to be God and valided the Bible as being true, then we must accept that we are sinners in need of forgiveness. If he didn't, then the Bible is irrelevant. You're attacking the wrong thing. If it's revelation form God, you can't argue with him. If it's not, then what it says doesn't matter. So look at whether it is revelation from him.

    Quoth Nabokov in Pale Fire: "No free man needs a god". Emphasis on 'free'.

    Nice sound bite, but what makes it in any way true? Besides, there are non free men. Can you do anything you want? Can you forgive your own sins?

    P.S. Besides, over-reliance on a single source of information, supposedly containing all the truth and wisdom one needs, is not only silly but also bad management of resources. An informational mono-culture is A Very Bad Thing (tm).

    Why, if that source is an omniscient, infinite God? Surely he would be the very best source, rendering others unnecessary?

  341. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    I'm curious, what did I say that you consider to be idiotic? Would you care to point out the flaws in my reasoning? And which Christian value are you displaying your agreement with in that comment?

  342. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    Actually, they could get that sort of realism from metal plates. They were used for burning images into wood quite commonly, and with beautiful results. Cloth is a bit trickier, since it'll burn faster than solid wood and you have to be careful not to actually light it on fire, but it should work if you have plenty of water on hand. You can do the same thing with a cheese sandwitch if you're up for a fun challenge (I have a nice little piece I made in high school shop class that you can put in a frying pan and get a pretty cool Decepticon logo on one. Not entirely safe to eat, since it's cut from cheap black iron, but I imagine steel or titanium can give the same result without the metal poisoning. I'm not saying anybody would sell something like this on ebay, but you never know)

  343. It is not faulty. by khasim · · Score: 1
    Your argument is faulty because it assumes guilt on the part of the researcher.
    RTFA and other materials and then tell me that there will be continued testing of the shroud.

    Oh, there won't be?

    Bam! Looks like I was right.

    Your argument is only valid if further testing can and will be done.
  344. I would buy it by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    there were literally tons of wood that was supposedly from the cross that jesus was supposedly nailed to.

    Shhh, I'm making good money selling my leftover firewood on eBay.

    I would buy it if I only hadn't spent $28,000 on a grilled cheese sandwich bearing an image of the Virgin Mary... Would you give me a kilogram of your wood for one Jesus Tortilla or two Mother Teresa Buns?

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  345. Other Problems For Carbon Dating by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've actually watched several shows on the Shroud both on the History channel and the Discovery and Science channels, and all three sources (two of which are run by the same parent company) both claim that carbon dating is going to be inaccurate no matter what because of layers of caked on pollen and other microscopic life from over the centuries. All other evidence aside, I'd like to see an accurate dating of the Shroud (I'm a science buff and ardent Catholic-converted-to-Pagan) just to see the Pope choke as he tries to explain this "mystery".

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  346. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not every displays "christian value[s]", some of us actually have real morals.

  347. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    If you derive your morals for yourself, what makes them real, or any more valid than the next person's morals? In fact, without an objective standard to measure against, how can anything be moral or amoral?

    Incidentally, the guy I was responding to said that he liked Christian values.

  348. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you actually have to ask that question then you are too stupid and/or ignorant to understand the answer.

  349. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 1

    there is no sin w/o a sinner. to hate the sin is to hate the sinner. to not hate the sinner one must not hate the sin.

    we can go further: there is no hate w/o love. to espouse love is to espouse hate. to not espouse hate one must not espouse love.

    but where does that leave us? is there a place beyond love and hate?

  350. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

    I'm a big fan of the shroud. I would very much like it to be authentic, even though I ascribe no special "power" to it. I rather like the prospect of knowing a little about what Jesus looked like.

    Just because I believe in God does not mean I don't want to know history, biology, geology, etc.

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  351. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus look like your typical 1st century Palestinian Jew. In other words, he looks exactly like all the people you Christ-tards have locked up in Cuba right now.

  352. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    If you ask, "Does God exist"...

    A person who is theist agnostic would say "I believe this is so, but I don't actually know -- I lack sufficient facts and/or evidence to make a case for either existance or non-existance."

    A committed theist would say "yes, I know this because (whatever ''fact'' set that floats their boat... the world is too complex to be the product of nature rather than "design", He saved my kid brother, my toast had the Virgin Mary on it, I played Black Sabbath backwards at 78 speed when I was on acid, whatever.)"

    An atheist agnostic would say: "I don't believe this is so, but I don't know -- I lack sufficient facts and/or evidence to make a case for either existance or non-existance."

    A comitted atheist (sometimes called a "hard or hardened atheist") would say "no, because (whatever ''fact'' set floats their boat... the world is too chaotic to be the product of "design" rather than nature, My kid brother drowned, my toast only had butter on it, I played Black Sabbath backwards at 78 speed when I was on acid, whatever.)"

    Someone who is operating under the mistaken assumption that an agnostic is magically neither a theist or an athest would simply say "I don't know" in an attempt to sidestep the issue of belief -- which is precisely what "theist" refers to -- belief, not "knowledge." Typical reasons for this are that socially, a lack of belief is frowned upon by the majority, or that the question was not understood by the listener for whatever reason (usually a poor education or poor absorption of education, IMHO, but perhaps that's just my cynical take on your average/median citizen of IQ 100 or less.)

    If you're truly trying to talk about knowledge -- as distinct from belief, which does not have to involve knowledge (facts) at all -- then theism and atheism aren't even on the table for discussion. Which leaves god or gods out of the discussion. In that case, the specific question you're asking here is utter nonsense based on the proposed audience if the objective is a definitive and all-inclusive set of answers.

    To illustrate the absurdity of how you posed the question: If you ask, "Does god exist", a dictionary writer will respond "Yes. Under G." A dyslexic might answer, "No, I have a cat." The problem is, as always, domain; the domain of interest is that of belief, and that domain is that which the words theist and atheist exist to delineate. The question "Do you believe in a god or gods" is the question "Are you theist, or atheist?" You weren't asking about knowledge, and so the answer of the self-declared agnostic does not pertain.

    :)

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  353. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we just debate whether Jesus was God or not (or maybe "was inspired by God")? Or can we just debate whether he was actually resurrected or just his teachings were resurrected and carried on by his followers? Do we have to doubt whether or not he actually existed and was actually killed at all?

    Yes, we have to, because the historicity of Jesus is doubtful at best [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]. If you know anything about any even the slightest shade of evidence, please go to Wikipedia.org/Historicity_of_Jesus, click "edit this page" link at the top, and share with the rest of us. Until then, just make yourself a favour, accept that there is no evidence whatsoever, and stop publicly embarrasing yourself and other faithful people. I'll tell you something, pal: if you need evidence to support your faith, than you have no faith at all.

  354. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehow I think bearing the Son of Man in your womb is a little different than coveting your neighbor.

    Son of man? What were you smoking? If someone is a bastard, doesn't it make him son of a bitch?

  355. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Assume the conclusion to be true. Then prove the conclusion."

    Like Darwin's theorie of evolution..?

  356. 666th Post! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    The message of the beast!

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  357. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

    Isn't the whole point of Christianity salvation by faith alone? If you could prove God by evidence, you could NOT adopt Christianity.

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  358. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, no. Stupid cum guzzling shit bag.

  359. Re:Jesus must've had some serious plastic surgery. by Fred_A · · Score: 1

    Yes, I guess I should have added a smilie :)

    I was actually wondering where you pulled that image from...

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  360. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by pyro_dude · · Score: 1

    Boo.

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  361. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by calculadoru · · Score: 2

    Here we go then, wielding that book as if it were a metaphorical weapon to slay all ideas that contradict it.
    Why run away from it? Because it's masochistic self-delusion and it prevents me from doing better things with my time - such as spending time with wife and my child and my friends, or reading a good book. Preferably fiction - not fiction disguised as holy writ.

    it's revelation from God, not man-made philosophy

    Is it now. You are absolutely, positively sure it is the revealed word of your god (who, incidentally, favours only those who worship him and damns all the others - a more fiendish idea of a deity, I have never heard), and not the translation of another translation of yet another translation of some scrolls on which a race surrounded by enemies tried to record its identity and traditions? Then again, of course you are sure, because you have decided to surrender your reasoning abilities (judging by the way you write you are fully capable of rational thought) and pray instead of think. To each his own, but still - I call that a waste.

    Do you love God with all of your being? Do you worship him above all else? Is your entire live summarised by glorifying him and enjoying him? If not, then you're not giving God what he deserves and therefore sinning, by the Bible definition of it.

    Er...no, no, and no. If that makes me a sinner, then tough tit for me. Any god who demands worship and respect, rather than earn them, is a fallacy I would never choose to indulge in, if only because it offends my intellectual abilities and makes a mockery of my IQ.

    I've never seen a belief go round killing people. I also recall that Jesus told people to love their neighbours. People's sinfulness and ineptitude in following this doesn't change the fact that this was his teaching.

    OK, I'll bite. By that reasoning, fascism, national-socialism, and communism were not inherently evil, they were but simple ideologies people abused and twisted, right? Think about it for a second: any ideology that claims its superiority over all the others contains the seeds for violence. As long as your - or anybody else's - religion lays claim to the absolute, revealed truth, it takes the first step on the road to violence. Two examples for you: the Crusaders sacking both Constantinople and Jerusalem (their horses waded through blood up to their chests, it is said), and the Spanish baptising South American babies before slitting their throats.
    THINK about the things religion DOES. Simply blaming people for its effects is not a solution, it is but refusing to admit the reality of what it does.

    Nice sound bite, but what makes it in any way true?

    Not a sound bite, silly, a fragment of a quote from one of the most beautiful books in the English language. It goes
    "My God died young. Theolatry I found
    Degrading, and its premises, unsound.
    No free man needs a God [...]"
    You should give it a try, great read.

    Besides, there are non free men.

    You lost me there.

    Can you do anything you want?

    As long as it's not illegal, yes. What is your point again?

    Can you forgive your own sins?

    Ah, an easy one at last. Yes I can. Mostly because I haven't sinned, really, but if I did, I'm sure I could find it in my heart to forgive me. Isn't forgiveness the big thing?

    Why, if that source is an omniscient, infinite God? Surely he would be the very best source, rendering others unnecessary?

    You are committing the sin of pride. You should never assume that that which you believe in is the absolute and only truth, it's just bad style and horrendously bad logic. Besides, omniscience and omnipotence might be very nifty ideas to toy around with, but they do tend to contradict each other. Really, they do. Think about it.

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  362. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christians aren't supposed to hate anyone, but rather hate the sin.

    Anyone except gays, because God hates fags, and he told us to murder them. Read Leviticus 20:13, 18:22, Genesis 19, Romans 1:18-32, I Corinthians 6:9-11, I Timothy 1:10, Jude 7, Leviticus 20:23, Leviticus 26:30, Deuteronomy 32:19, Psalm 5:6, Psalm 11:5, Malachi 1:3, Matthew 7:23, Romans 9:13, Jeremiah 6:15, Jeremiah 13:23, Romans 1:24-32, Ezekiel 16:49-50, II Timothy 2:24-26, Psalm 5:5, I Corinthians 6:9-11, Acts 17:30, Jude 22,23, etc. ad nauseam. Don't deny it. Just an example: "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." - Leviticus 20:13. Please don't rewrite the history post factum to suit your agenda. What you do is just patently disonest.

  363. the shroud by coaxial · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The shroud isn't authentic. It's physically impossible for a 3d object to have made the entire image. The face, back and front all have slightly different dimensions, meaning they were created at three seperate times. I don't necessarily believe it, but an intersting theory that explains this is that the shroud is actually a primitive photograph. Camera obscuras and light sensitive chemicals were known at the time of the shrouds creation in medieval times. It is conceivable, however unlikely, that someone could have put all the pieces together to create the shroud through photographic techniques.

    This theoretical photographer could then have used his camera obscura to creat the front and back seperately. A thrid image would be needed for the face since lenses at the time did not have the focal range needed to show enough detail at the range needed to show the entire body. The photographer couldn't simply leave the face blurry, because that's where everyone looks.

  364. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    No. According to the dictionary, an atheist is not one who lacks a belief about gods, but rather:

    One who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods. (Dictionary.com)


    "Lacks a belief" is perhaps ambiguous in what it means, but I think it is reasonable to say that an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in God. As fyngyrz points out, dictionaries have a tendancy to use words like "deny" which implies they have been written by someone who believes God exists, and so therefore atheists are just "denying" this. Obviously from the point of view of an atheist, this just doesn't make sense.

    As for people who don't have any sort of a belief regarding gods (meaning they never thought about the subject or they just don't care)... I don't know if there's a word for that.

    Personally I would still say they are atheists, though I agree that this is different to the sort of person who has given the subject lots of thought, and still doesn't have any belief in any Gods.

  365. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

    How could you have credible evidence of a God that cannot be reached except by faith alone?

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  366. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus commanded us to love everyone even those who hate us.

    Jesus, yes. God, on the other hand, commanded us to hate fags. Would you disagree?

  367. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    "Also, the dictionaries disagree with you regarding pronunciation:"

    Oh, of course, no question. NO one says AYY-nostik. But that's because of sloppiness. Such is life; I'm not going to try to correct the world. But it's such a self-evident concept if it's pronounced correctly AND people know what a "gnostic" is -- a double near-impossibility in the U.S.

  368. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by John+Zebedee · · Score: 1

    It seems to me the scientician, no less than the religious, relies heavily on the reports of others, to the point of excercising the same faith they deride. You accept a scientific theory because it explains observation; surely religious faith explains observations as well. Because these observations aren't necessarily subject to verification in a laboratory in no way implies that the fit between observation and explanation is any less effective. The clash between the scientician and the spiritist comes when they try to conflate the two world views: each explains but in different terms and from different assumptions. Finally, I think you will find that an atheist, at least originally, was by definition one who believes there is NO god. Atheism has since been watered down to encompass strong and weak forms; the weak atheism is hard to separate from agnosticism, which explicitly doesn't know. Strong atheists not only lack the belief in a deity, but also actively believe there is no deity. Given that, even in the scientific world-view, it is to all intents and purposes impossible to prove a negative, the assertion "There is no deity" requires as much faith as "There is a deity" and of exactly the same kind.

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  369. Yeah Right by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 1
    The Hebrew codes specified in Leviticus et al specify a code of life that is extremely survival oriented, efficiency oriented, and family oriented.


    Based on what? Your wishful thinking?

    Applying Occam's razor, it can be more plausibly asserted that the laws were nothing but a convenient pretext for the priests to oppress the people through superstition. Most of the rules show little but symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They establish simplistic (and often demonstrably false) taxonomies and dichotomies and then attempt to enforce them whether they have a basis in fact or not. The underlying rule is often nothing more than "a place for everything and everything in its place." Those parts of nature that didn't fit into the arbitrary pigeonholes are assumed to be the work of Satan and therefore anathematized.

    There is no reason to assume that, just because a primitive people believed in a load of tribal superstitions, that it follows that those beliefs had any survival value. If that were true, the same could be said for any other superstition that anyone once believed. That's flagrant nonsense unless you believe the Jews are somehow unique among all mankind. And if you really want to get Darwinian about it, consider that the Jews were unable to compete with the equally superstitious but more pragmatic Romans. So much for survival value.

    To assert that all that idiocy was "for our own good" really presupposes the unvoiced explanation "it has to be that way because God said so." But in fact those laws were the works of profoundly ignorant and possibly ambitious, malevolent men.

    Specifically, (1) Kosher laws have a ritual definition of cleanliness that has nothing to do with real sanitation. And it was lack of food that prevented obesity through most of history. Obesity just wasn't a problem back then. Unless you have hard evidence about disease rates among ancient Jews compared to other peoples in the same reason, you're talking out your ass.

    (2) Clothing and houseware laws were ritually based and, again, unless you have some deep insights into the economies of the time, you cannot truthfully assert that they provided anything but a burden to the people who were subject to them.

    (3) What is "the purity of the group"? Inbreeding? Sounds vaguely fascist to me. (4) The only point I'll grant you is that tribal mutilation and initiation rituals and taboos do contribute to group cohesion.

    This may not make sense biologically but it avoided the cultural confusion which we Americans are so fond of.
    Directly contradicting your earlier assertion of survival value. And what "cultural confusion" are you referring to? I like cultural mixing and diversity. What's the alternative? "Racial purity"? The history of the previous century gives a number of reasons that you don't really want to go down that road.
    they are just about the only cultural group of that period to have survived to the modern day.
    Well, yeah. Except maybe for the Arabs (who were preliterate but already a distinct culture), the Romans (all Europeans who speak Romance languages are their direct cultural descendants). Greeks. Germans. Armenians. Persians. Han Chinese. Celts. Many cultures in India, both north and south. To name a few billion.

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    1. Re:Yeah Right by duffahtolla · · Score: 1
      One of the obscure rules that always gave me a laugh was the one that women are not allowed to look into mirrors during sabath.

      The idea was that no work could be done during the lords day, and any women looking into a mirror might be tempted to pretty herself up (ie. work), clearly in violation of the lords commandment.

    2. Re:Yeah Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we are on the subject, what is the survival advantage of ritual male genital mutilation? Don't give me the hygiene spiel, either. Other cultures that leave their babies' foreskins intact have ways of dealing with this, and I don't see any historical record of their dicks rotting off in any great numbers. Though I am not a Jew, I am a 30-something American, and a survivor of this barbaric practice, which for some reason has been made standard practice in hospitals (probably to make money, in the grand tradition of all unnecessary surgeries) and I have a deep resentment of the Jews who originally popularized this heinous, unforgivable "tradition".

    3. Re:Yeah Right by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      hemophilia. Why waste resources on someone who will easily die if they start bleeding.

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  371. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

    Do you believe that the invention of the paragraph served a purpose?

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  373. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should, for I am the LORD your GOD. I created the world in 5 days (that six day creation god is a liar and a fraud.)

  374. Trinitarians != Christians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christianity in particular makes the monotheistic model a little more complicated with the concept of the Trinity. Basically, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit are all one and the same.

    I agree with your points but I have to clarify the concept of Trinity. Not all Christians are Trinitarians. The nature of Jesus that you described was defined during the First Council of Nicaea in 325 AD. Out of 250-300 bishops only only 5 from the Western Church were invited, so that decision against the Arians in favor of Trinitarianism is hardly surprising. During that council, the original Apostles' Creed ("I believe in God the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and earth...") was abandoned in favor of the new Nicene Creed, and later in 381 during the First Council of Constantinople the final section regarding the Holy Spirit was added, to finally define the concept of Holy Trinity. Search the web for the filioque clause ("and the Son") and Arianism to find more informations. Saying that all Christians are Trinitarians is a mistake, for not every Christian accepts the decisions made during the ecumenical councils, like e.g. the dogma about papal infallibility from 1870, et al. (Search the web for ex cathedra.) I hope I could help clarify this issue a little bit.

  375. Not "mingling" was an allegory for purity of purpo by Fished · · Score: 2, Interesting
    By the time Leviticus was written (general scholarly acceptance is that it was set to something like its current form sometime around 550, but based on older material) the major threat to Israelite identity was intermarriage and mingling of customs with gentiles. Many of the really wacky regulations in leviticus (like not mixing flax and cotton) were ways for the Israelites to remind themselves of their call to be a people set apart to Yahweh.

    To modern ears, this whole notion of purity seems offensive, but in the case of the Hebrews it was really a matter of cultural survival as a subjugated race. If they were to continue as a viable nation-in-captivity and/or religion, they had to find ways to be distinctively different and cut down on intermarriage and mingling with the gentiles. It is more like the sort of cultural distinctiveness taken on by all sorts of oppressed groups (think Africa Americans or contemporary homosexuals) than racism or classism.

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  376. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes.

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    I guess it serves it's purpose now, doesn't it? I really would appreciate if you wouldn't try to nitpick on every little bit of shit, thank you very much.

  377. There's good reason to think that it IS faulty by Fished · · Score: 1
    The real problem with the 1988 dating (which placed it at ~1300) is that we have mentions of the shroud and paintings that include it dating 200 years earlier.

    Personally, as a student of New Testament, I doubt its authentic: Jews of that period didn't wrap corpses in single pieces of cloth, but strips. (Like Mummies.) But I do wish the Catholics would go ahead and let scientists have another go at it to settle the debate regarding the 1988 dating.

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  378. There are a lot more believers here than I thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm surprised there are so many religious people here on Slashdot...

    How sad that we sit here in front of our computers -- and at least in my case: dozens of other miracles of modern technology. We have access at our fingertips to photographs from other moons and planets, great works of science and mathematics, etc. -- and we're still apparently obsessed with these poorly written, contradictory, illogical, primitive belief-systems.

    And before you mod this as "flame-bait", I'll say this: discussing religion as if it *isn't* 'primitive' is an affront to *my* belief system -- a system which is open and accepting of all that is provable, and questions baseless tenets that are spread by fear, force and ignorance. So this isn't intended as flamebait -- Why must I sit back and be polite when my beliefs are being insulted? Its not that I just don't agree with you -- its that your beliefs are an affront to mine. So this discussion of religion (from any and all perspectives other than history and social relevance) is flamebait to me.

    That's all.. carry on... resume "discussion" ...

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  381. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > > Or, maybe religious people are just dumber on average than atheists and are more likely to be convicted of any crimes they commit.

    > Or maybe people describe themselves as "Christian" by default - you know, like of a particular descent rather than a belief system.

    And why do you think that only criminals describe themselves as "Christian" by default? The point was not that there are not many atheists in general, but that there are far less atheists among criminals than in the general population. Reread the parent post.

  382. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by randallpowell · · Score: 1
    Most Christians I know are teachers, doctors, lawyers, scientists, mathematicians and engineers, in both Oxford and Northern Ireland

    Thanks for the correction. I live in KY so I have to be around a lot of anti-science folks and it grates my nerves at times.

  383. Errors, Accuracy, and the Shroud by PoolDoc · · Score: 5, Informative
    Few of the possible ways to mistate, misrepresent, or mischaracterize the history of research on the Shroud have been overlooked here. One would have hoped, regardless of the attitudes held by various posters toward Catholic relics generally, or the Shroud particularly, that they would have had a greater regard for truth and accuracy then has here been displayed.

    Lest there be any misunderstanding: I'm not Catholic, and have never venerated a relic of any sort, whether Catholic, Buddhist, Hindu or even a SETI moonrock!

    1. "The clerics simply assume that the shroud belongs to Jesus (assuming that he existed at all) and then direct their scientists to prove that the shroud belonged to Jesus."

    While there may well be a case where this occurred, the Catholic church does not now, nor has it ever in the past, recognized or authenticated the Shroud as an official relic. It's been the subject of some intense disputes with in the RC church, to the point that Pope Clement VII ordered that in the case of all future exhibitions, a priest present should "declare in a loud voice that it was not the real shroud of Christ." In fact, the theory that Shroud was only a painting -- whether forgery or 'representation' -- was advanced WITHIN the Catholic church over 600 years ago!

    As an apparent result of these and other dispures, the Shroud seems to have been treated more as an embarrassment, than a relic the church wished to display or advertise.

    See the Catholic Encyclopedia (1912) article for details: http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/13762a.htm

    2. "It is doubtful he (Rogers) will ever have findings that will be contrary to his own beliefs."

    Raymond Rogers, who authored the study, published in "Thermochimica Acta", that has generated all the hubbabaloo does NOT now claim that he, or anyone else has proved that the Shroud of Turin is the Shroud of Christ. To the contrary, he's been quoted as saying that "It's a shroud from the right time, but you're never going to find out (through science) if it was used on a person named Jesus".
    http://tinyurl.com/68jfl (www.smh.com.au)

    ABSTRACT OF THE ROGERS ARTICLE:
    In 1988, radiocarbon laboratories at Arizona, Cambridge, and Zurich determined the age of a sample from the Shroud of Turin. They reported that the date of the cloth's production lay between A.D. 1260 and 1390 with 95% confidence. This came as a surprise in view of the technology used to produce the cloth, its chemical composition, and the lack of vanillin in its lignin. The results prompted questions about the validity of the sample.

    Preliminary estimates of the kinetics constants for the loss of vanillin from lignin indicate a much older age for the cloth than the radiocarbon analyses. The radiocarbon sampling area is uniquely coated with a yellow-brown plant gum containing dye lakes. Pyrolysis-mass-spectrometry results from the sample area coupled with microscopic and microchemical observations prove that the radiocarbon sample was not part of the original cloth of the Shroud of Turin. The radiocarbon date was thus not valid for determining the true age of the shroud.

    "Thermochimica Acta", Volume 425, Issues 1-2
    http://tinyurl.com/4vy6r (www.sciencedirect.com)

    3.Results of comprehensive STURP study of the Shroud, the consortium of scientists who physically examined the Shroud in 1978, was NOT sponsored or encouraged by the Catholic church, did NOT include many Catholics, and did NOT conclude that the Shroud of Turin was the Shroud of Christ. Raymond Rogers, who was a member of that team, was quoted at that time, when asked that question at a public press conference, as saying, "We do not have test for Jesus Christ. So, we can't hypothesize or test for that question."

    "Report on the Shroud of Turin", Heller, 1983
    used copies from Amazon - http://tinyurl.com/46fln

    4. "So at best you can show that it was the death shroud of someone who died 2000 years ago via a mo

    1. Re:Errors, Accuracy, and the Shroud by drporter · · Score: 1

      Excellent post. It should be added that McCrone had nothing to do with carbon 14 testing. The issue regarding McCrone was his conclusion that it was painted after having found traces of paint components. McCrone has been debunked on two fronts. First of all, numerous tests show that there are insufficient quantities of "paint" to form an image. Secondly, the image is part of a carbohydrate layer (180 -600 nm thick) and has the sprectral qualities of a caramelization or an amino/carbonyl reaction. Dan

  384. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by luxaeterna7 · · Score: 1

    >>You accept a scientific theory because it explains observation; surely religious faith explains observations as well.>Finally, I think you will find that an atheist, at least originally, was by definition one who believes there is NO god.

    How would we know that? Where was it "orginally" defined? But I can tell you that as far back as the Atheistic Greek Atomist School of Philosophy did not deny the possible existence of gods but did deny their permanence and immortality. (The HarperCollins Dictionary of Religion)

    In comprehensive dictionaries I find both the weak and strong definitions of atheism. Regardless, it has been defined as the lack of theism for all intents and purposes by more comprehensive definitions and by thinkers with wider views.

    Nonetheless, the assertion that atheist have just as much faith as theist is a very tired argument and demonstrates a narrow few of what an atheist is. It's a poor attempt to shift the burden of proof and to justify an irrational belief (faith).

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  385. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by luxaeterna7 · · Score: 1

    >>You accept a scientific theory because it explains observation; surely religious faith explains observations as well. faith.

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  386. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by luxaeterna7 · · Score: 1

    //You accept a scientific theory because it explains observation; surely religious faith explains observations as well.//

    Then it's not faith. Faith is beliefs like "Jesus was the son of God who died for our sins". This isn't an observation, it's a belief in a contention without proof or reason --> faith.

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  387. Mod parent overrated. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    Mod parent overrated, as post is misinformative. As others have stated already, all the letters of Paul are from a pretty-darned-early disciple, and then there's the Gospel of Matthew, and...

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    1. Re:Mod parent overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent overrated, as post is LIES and BULLSHIT.

  388. Re:Carbon Dating is a Anti-Christian Sham by randallpowell · · Score: 1
    The earth is really only about 4000 years old Prove it without the Bible.

    the anti-Christian crowd just won't seem to accept this fact Why didn't you mention non-Christians?

    Many of these folks would have love to discredit the shroud The Shroud makes no more of a statement than my Buddha statue.

    Just my two cents Ssshh. IRS maybe on here.

    "Jesus would have used Linux" See, proof that Windows is the Devil's Work.

  389. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
    The Roman Empire records are very clear about not only his existance but also regarding his interactions with the government (well, getting crucified).

    Hey, just make it up as you go along, nobody minds really.

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  390. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
    Jesus was no pacifist. Just look at the wars in the OT. Or at his reaction to the money-lenders. Or his prophesied return in Revelation.

    What does the OT have to do with Jesus? By definition, it was before his time. Just as Revelation was after his time, and has no necessary connection with his beliefs.

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  391. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    I think you have to look at the word's roots and reasons for existing if the dictionary definition(s) are suspect. This is one case where the dictionary is clearly way out in left field. It's not always as easy to point the finger, the English language can definitely be slippery.

    In this case, looking in the same 1913 Websters at "theism", they say:

    "The belief or acknowledgement of the existence of a god, as opposed to atheism, pantheism, or polytheism." For them to say that the "opposition" is belief in something else (even if that something is a negative proposition), rather than a lack of belief, exceeds my etymological, semantic and linguistic credulity thresholds. Not only have they hashed the definition of atheism, they contradicted themselves when trying to define theism. As they have it, atheism is in the same camp with polytheism. Duh. If the twerp who wrote this had been working for me (I own a literary agency, among other things) they'd be working in the mailroom before they knew what hit them. With someone watching over their shoulder so as to make sure that mail didn't go to Nigeria instead of Niagara Falls.

    Anyway... I'm not sure there is an ultimate authority for anything. It seems to me that we work with metaphor refinement at all times, trying to hew as close to reality as we can manage. We're often somewhat "off", we discover some additional info that helps us out, and then we do some adjusting of our attitudes, metaphors, what have you. That's certainly the case for science (in fact, a better layman's description of the confluence of idea, repeatability and falsification in science as "metaphor refinement" might be difficult to come up with.)

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  392. It's also worthy to note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that Radiocarbon dating isn't even close to infallable. If you've got contamination of any kind in the sample of modern or more modern carbon sources (like that bacterial infestation in the thing...) you're basically pissing in the wind with radiocarbon dating- just like the Vanillin testing.

    Better get out the waders, the bullshit's pretty damn high from both sides of the discussion.

    1. Re:It's also worthy to note... by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      With a textile sample, there is a pretty easy chemical way to separate cellulose (which was made by the original plant) from anything else (fungi, bacteria) that could have been growing on the sample later. Then you do carbon dating on the purified sample.

      Cabon dating for a sample about 2000y old can be precise enough to place the origin within a century. So it is not just like vanillin baloney: A half-slice is not the same thing as no bread at all.

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  393. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not Christian and I hate adultery

    I am a Christian and I love adultery. Pope Sergius III arranged for Pope Anastasius III (his bastard child) to become Pope after him. Pope John XII turned St. John Lateran into a brothel and was accused of adultery, fornication, and incest. Pope Leo VIII died during an act of adultery, for God's sake! Benedict IX, one of the youngest Popes ever, grew up "in unrestrained license, and shocked the sensibilities even of a dull and barbarous age." Pope John XXII was admitted to incest, adultery, fornication, and other crimes ("two hundred maids, matrons and widows, including a few nuns, fell victims to his brutal lust"). Pope Alexander VI kept many mistresses, and prostitutes were called to dance naked before the assembly, after which prizes were offered to those men who, in the opinion of the spectators, managed to copulate with the greatest number of prostitutes. See: Wikipedia.org/Pornocracy. This is why I am a Roman Catholic. Seriously. I am a swinger and we often organize orgies in the "Roman Catholic 10th century style" with my friends. We first play strip poker and whoever wins is the pope (or a senatrix of Rome, of it's a women) and is the most important person during the orgy. The only rule is that the pope cannot command homosexual sex between straight men or women, but anything else is just limited by our imagination. I don't think I will go to hell for it, because I am only doing things that popes were doing, am I not? This is great fun, you should try it sometimes. Ask about "X-century Rome" in your local swinger club, they'll know what you mean.

  394. That is not quite all the shroud shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The individual image on the shroud not only shows wounds and body traces compatable with crucifiction, but also with a stabbing to the side and a crowning with thorns. Crucifictions may have been done all the time (a debatable point) but the additional wounds appear to be compatable with only one known victim.

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  396. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    You're missing a category here.

    Don't think so, but let's see.

    What if you just believe that you should not take a stance because there is insufficient evidence on both sides? Meaning, based on the available "facts", you consider it meaningless to choose a position. A "committed agnostic", you might call them, would simply be somebody that says "I looked at the evidence on both sides and decided that there wasn't enough of it to form a belief, even a slight one, either for or against".

    There is no problem here. A theist is someone with a belief in a god or gods. The position you postulate represents someone who holds no such belief. That is the very definition of an atheist: Someone without a belief in a god or gods. Doesn't matter why they arrived there, the point is, they are there.

    So, the question you're asking is "What is your belief concerning the existence of God(s)?" An agnostic would answer simply, "I don't have one". Yes, by your definition, that would make him an atheist, but he would believe even less than an atheist agnostic would.

    An atheist "anything" holds no belief in god. Without isn't a term that admits of degree. It means you don't have any. If I am without oranges, I don't have three of them instead of a bushell, for instance. If I say I am without funds, I am telling you I am broke - I don't even have money to buy penny candy. And coming back around, if I say I am without belief (and you may assume with a very high degree of confidence that I am) I don't have any belief that there is a god or gods. Your "committed agnostic" can't have less belief than I do, because I don't have any.

    What your agnostic is saying is, emphatically, they hold no belief in god. There are all manner of atheist positions, just as there are all manner of theist positions, but none of them is any more atheist or theist than the next, as far as I am concerned. They can be more or less logical, more or less accurate, more or less annoying, and more or less about a zillion other things. When I talked about atheist agnostics and theist agnostics, I was attempting to make the point that knowledge -- theory, evidence, facts -- isn't involved in the issue of theist/atheist, because we're talking about belief, not knowledge.

    Belief is an utterly trivial state of mind; people believe in elves, pyramid healing, phrenology, astrology, luck charms, angels, gods, UFOs, telepathy, life on other planets, the evil eye, voodoo, crystalomancy, big bang, creationism, hollow earth, homeopathy... I could go on, it seems, forever. They enter into active states of belief with solid facts, shreds of facts, complete lack of facts, and everywhere on the continuum those points define. Belief, as far as I am concerned, is the very poster child for retarded intellectual processes. I prefer to avoid it and talk about confidence, which is something that fits the world I see a whole lot better than belief. I try very hard not to ride the belief train at all. Which, of course, makes me a dyed in the wool atheist. :)

    Theism and atheism just define if you hold belief in a god or gods.

    The question is, "Does the glass contain water?" Not - "How much water is in the glass?" The determination of a theist or atheist position is a conversation starter to me, not the whole shooting match.

    All matters of word definitions aside, you seem to be assuming that everybody must either believe that there is a god or believe that there isn't. Which simply isn't true...

    Not at all. I assume that everybody either has a belief in a god or gods, or they don't. Which is true. And which is not at all the same as "beliving there is no god", which is what you said. That is an atheist position that some people take, but it is not the atheist position that all athei

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  397. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would be a better word for somebody who believes that there are no gods, then? Intelligent.

  398. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    What would be a better word for somebody who believes that there are no gods, then?

    In most atheist circles, this is called the "hard atheist position." That is where someone is willing to state "There is no god" and then either make an effort to back the position up, or claim that they can do so. It is a very, very tough argument to make well, as is any argument that purports to define a circumstance where there is little or no data to work from.

    Some years back, a very, very old -- literally prehistoric -- type of fish called a "Coelacanth" was pulled up off the coast of Africa. If you had asked a paleontologist any day prior to that one if there were any of these still swimming around, they would have almost to a person told you no, with no small degree of certitude. The very idea seemed absurd. To everyone. If you asked why, they'd (quite reasonably) tell you that the odds against such a fish surviving were awesomely against; very few species do such things; we've never, ever seen one in all our years of sea-faring, fishing, and so on. In other words -- just plain no.

    Yet, one day, there one was. Ugly as sin and probably twice as interesting as sin to most paleontologists, at least for a while. I've never run into a paleontologist on slashdot, so I have a fair degree of confidence that they do have an interest in real-life sex. Ahem. Anyway...

    That's a good example of why arguing for "knowledge" from indirect information, other experience, and even the current state of general scientific knowledge isn't always such a great idea.

    There may be a god or gods. We have no experience here; just as we had never seen a Coleacanth, but then, one day, we did -- so it might go with god, or gods. This is why I tend to view the hard atheist argument as potentially weak, no matter what other experience they draw upon.

    On the other hand (and this is a powerful counter argument) we've never seen a live T. Rex, either, nor are we very likely to. :)

    That's where I retreat to my confidence approach to life. I have high confidence I'll never see a live T. Rex on Earth, barring genetic engineering, that is. But if I do -- it was only confidence, after all. It won't screw up my worldview at all, it'll just please the heck out of me because it'll make the world that much more interesting.

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  401. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If god set up the world is such a maniacal manner, said god is evil and not worthy of adoration in the first place.

  402. Please update Wikipedia.org/Historicity_of_Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody in their right mind can doubt the existence of Jesus. The Roman Empire records are very clear about not only his existance but also regarding his interactions with the government (well, getting crucified).

    Could you please add references to those records to Wikipedia.org/Historicity_of_Jesus? Just click the edit this page link and add your data, you don't even have to log in or care about the style, someone will copy edit it later. They have serious problems finding any evidence at all since November 2003 (see the discussion archives and article's revision history) so your discovery will be very valuable and helpful to the Wikipedia community. Thank you.

  403. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    The Bhagavad Gita has no prophesy in it that has actually come true, nothing to root it to history. The Bible has.

    I hate to break it to you, but it's really easy to go back an insert prophesy into older texts when you translate and compile them. Or just do what old prophecies say - if prophecy says the next Emperor of the United States will show up wearing a red, white, and blue feather boa, and I want to be Emperor, my costume choice is real easy.

    Or if you can't manage to follow or retroactively create or edit prophecy, or find one vague enough to interpret the way you want, you can simply lie about what happened.

    And yes, other relgions claim all sort of fulfilled prophecies. The Baha'i claim their leader is the fulfillment of prophecies from every major world religion. Muslims will tell you all about the prophecies that Muhammad fulfilled.

    Sorry, but the Christos cult gets no extra points over others - including the tabloid psychics - on "evidence from prophecy".

    Again, if the gospel accounts hadn't been true to what had really happened, they would have bene very quickly rubbished and dismissed by the Jews and Romans

    Uh, they were, you know. Most contempory Jews dismissed the miracle stories about Jesus, or at least the big one about him being resurrected, and Romans went around killing Jeshua's disciples as you may recall - not the way you treat people you think might have buddies with the all-mighty.

    and everyone would have ignored them as a nice fiction, yet they are still around 2000 years later.

    So what? Buddhism and Taoism are older. Atheism too. Heck, so's astrology. Persistance of an idea is no proof of accuracy.

    And again, it would have been almost impossible to change every single copy of the gospels in the world 100 years after Jesus died if someone had wanted to change it.

    Actually it might have been pretty easy. I would be suprised if there were more than a few dozen written copies by 130 CE, literacy being rare.

    But really, they had decades before things were written down at all to agree on a good story. (And they didn't, completely - the gospels contain numerous contradictions.)

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  404. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    That's a much closer analogue to what happened with the disciples and lends what they say a lot more credibility.

    Not so much. Try it this way:

    Twelve guys run around with a suspected insurgent leader. They're pretty brave guys to hang around him in the first place - some are even starting to get pissed off that the leader is talking more peace and love and less about "sell your cloak and buy a sword" - but they don't have any sort of deathwish.

    So the bosses, as they usually do, get tired of this long-haired trouble maker. They take him and his buddies by surprise; one of his buddies starts to fight, and Jeshua tells him not to. (Maybe he knows its inevitable and doesn't want anyone else to get hurt.)

    If you don't fight, and you're not resigned to dying, you've got one option - run. So Jeshua's homeboys do. They're separated, hiding, on the run.

    Things end very badly for Jeshua. Are his buddies scared? In shock? You bet. Until they can regroup. It's amazing what getting back with comrades can do.

    Now, something interesting happens. Jeshua's buddies are highly stressed, probably hungry and sleep-deprived. Some types of stress increase suggestibility enormously - it's a tatic used by destructive cults today. I'm picturing these guys working themselves into a total groupthink hysteria, and convincing themselves that Jeshua can't really be dead.

    Or, maybe deciding that their best option is to spread a story that he's not really dead, maybe they can use that to get the people together against the Roman occupiers.

    So they either fool themselves or decide on a deliberate propaganda campaign. Maybe some combination of the two, a propaganda campaign that they come to believe themselves in the end.

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  405. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    Oh and it's history, not science, that provides the evidence for the Bible. You'd turn to a historian, not a physicist to find out what Julius Caesar did, wouldn't you?

    Please, enlighten me as to how historical facts in the bible, presuming they are such, in any way provide surety that the general story of the bible itself is not a work of fiction. Surely you understand that when a work of fiction is written, including information about a real context is much, much easier than making one up out of whole cloth. The more you include, the easier the writing goes. You seem to be arguing that because there are historical facts in the bible, that the bible itself is historical fact, through and through. Is that the case you are trying to make? If so, back it up, if you can. Otherwise your whole approach is massively flawed.

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  406. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Certitude' isn't a word.
    I believe certainty is what you were going for.

  407. i'm fairly secular but... by subtropolis · · Score: 1

    i think "God Tech" would probably play on the Nature Channel.

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  408. And you would be correct...BUT.... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    "AFAIK it was assembled decades or centuries (parts earlier, parts later) after the date where Jesus lived according to the church/bible."

    True, but the most of the books of the New Testament are still attributed to the disciples; they just wrote them decades after the fact. The only real dispute over who wrote what concerns Revelations. Purists say it was written by the disciple John, while some historians say that this is impossible, and that it was written by a a Greek (also named John) at a later date.

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  409. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    "Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)"
    Certitude Cer"ti*tude, n. LL. certitudo, fr. L. certus: cf.
    F. certitude. See Certain.
    Freedom from doubt; assurance; certainty. --J. H. Newman.

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  410. Whoaaaa, Hang on here.... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    "It's pretty generally accepted already by all those without blind faith that the piece of fabric known as the Turin Shroud is not what Jesus was wrapped in."

    Oh? That's news to the rest of the world, as NO dating, other than the original carbon dating in the 80's has ever been done on the shroud. So now we find out that testing may have been flawed. That's PLENTY of reason for further investigation, wouldn't you think?

    Since, as I said, there's been no other testing, how can you possibly say for certain that's its a fake?

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  411. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Or maybe as a prisoner, it would be best to call yourself a "Christian" then an "Atheist" when it comes to trial by jury and parole.

    If you commited a crime, you would get far more sympathy from the public if you stated yourself as being Christian. If you regard/state yourself as an atheist, you might be looked apon as a heartless bastard and thus would not be in your favor to reclaim freedom.

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  412. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by sunspot42 · · Score: 1


    Or maybe as a prisoner, it would be best to call yourself a "Christian" then an "Atheist" when it comes to trial by jury and parole.

    Except that these individuals weren't being asked their religion at parole hearings or in front of a jury.

  413. Bible lesson! by tehdaemon · · Score: 1, Insightful
    2 Tim 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for corection, for instruction in righteousness:

    When the original king james version translators did their thing, they took care to note which parts were literal translations of the greek, and which parts were put in by them to make it proper english. They did this with itallics Anything in itallics is a word inserted by the translators. Also, for the new testament, there in no punctuation of any sort in the original greek. All letters are capitalized, and not as much as spaces between the words, Like this: THENEWTESTAMENTWASWRITTENWITHCAPSLOCKONANDABUSTESS PACEBAR

    So let's look at the verse again. Notice how your interpretation of the verse depends on that first 'is' being there. Also notice how it is in itallics. Take it out and reread the verse. Now it only says that those parts of scripture that are given by inspiration of god are profitable, etc. It allows for some scripture to not be given by god, and says nothing about the profitablity etc. of those scriptures.

    There are many passages in the Bible that have greatly changed meanings when you move a comma around, or put in those itallic words etc. Other than looking at context or other passages, we no longer have the abillity to determine the correct meaning of these passages. Please try to understand the book that you are using, failure to do so will (as possibly in this example) lead to incorrect assumptions.

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    1. Re:Bible lesson! by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 3, Informative
      When the original king james version translators did their thing, they took care to note which parts were literal translations of the greek, and which parts were put in by them to make it proper english. They did this with itallics Anything in itallics is a word inserted by the translators.

      I don't use the King James. Given that its language is a little archaic and it worked off less reliable manuscripts than we now have, I prefer to use a modern literal translation such as the English Standard Version. I augment it with a Greek New Testament and the New International Version as well.

      Also, for the new testament, there in no punctuation of any sort in the original greek. All letters are capitalized, and not as much as spaces between the words, Like this: THENEWTESTAMENTWASWRITTENWITHCAPSLOCKONANDABUSTESS PACEBAR

      My job is to study and teach the Bible, so I already know, thanks :^)

      So let's look at the verse again. Notice how your interpretation of the verse depends on that first 'is' being there. Also notice how it is in itallics. Take it out and reread the verse. Now it only says that those parts of scripture that are given by inspiration of god are profitable, etc. It allows for some scripture to not be given by god, and says nothing about the profitablity etc. of those scriptures

      That's a poor interpretation. The Greek, literally translated into English goes along the lines of:
      ALL SCRIPTURE GOD-BREATHED AND USEFUL FOR TEACHING FOR REPROOF FOR CORRECTION FOR TRAINING IN RIGHTEOUSNESS THAT PROFICIENT MAY BE THE OF GOD MAN FOR EVERY GOOD WORK HAVING BEEN EQUIPPED.
      Now it's quite obvious that without an 'is' in there, the sentence makes no sense. Given that 'is' does not have to be in the sentence, but can be implied, we can drop it in in the most logical place that will give us a readable sentence. i.e. between 'scripture' and 'God-breathed.' It makes more sense of the first half of the sentence and gives reason for 'that' being there.

      There are many passages in the Bible that have greatly changed meanings when you move a comma around, or put in those itallic words etc. Other than looking at context or other passages, we no longer have the abillity to determine the correct meaning of these passages.

      But we can look at the context and get a very good idea of what it should be in 99.9% of the cases. Or by simply applying rules of grammar, as in this case.

      Please try to understand the book that you are using, failure to do so will (as possibly in this example) lead to incorrect assumptions

      Paul is encouraging Timothy to remain faithful to God's word and preach it. The interpretation accepted by leading Biblical scholars, that appears in English translations of the Bible and that obeys the rules of grammar, fits with the context of the book and is much more likely to be right that your interpretation. Given that there are other passages validating scripture as being from God, this is quite logical.

    2. Re:Bible lesson! by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      Yes but how many biblical scholars have attained christhood/enlightenment? The church seems to be more like the blind leading the blind. You would think that if the church had the correct interpretation of Jesus' words that there would be a hell of a lot more enlightened people around. But face it, the bible in it's current state is a means to propagate the church and not to teach the message that Jesus had. That we are ALL god, and all of us are capable of all the deeds that jesus did. It's funny that it's still included in the few gospels that the church decided to include in the bible, but everybody comes away with the church message of being a sinner and Jesus something unattainable. Sophia anyone?

    3. Re:Bible lesson! by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      Yes but how many biblical scholars have attained christhood/enlightenment?

      You can't 'attain christhood or enlightenment' and the Bible talks of no need to. It fact it never mentions such things as existing at all.

      The church seems to be more like the blind leading the blind.

      How so? There are plenty of churches with pastors who have studied the Bible and are theologically articulate. I have attended a number of them.

      You would think that if the church had the correct interpretation of Jesus' words that there would be a hell of a lot more enlightened people around

      There are quite a lot of people ho do understand the Bible. But the Bible also teaches that a lot of people will reject God and so be rejected by him, resulting in them not being able to understand the Bible.

      But face it, the bible in it's current state is a means to propagate the church and not to teach the message that Jesus had.

      How so? What is it, exactly, that you think the hundreds of world-experts in Greek , Hebrew and Aramaic got wrong when they translated the Bible? Translators from a vast array of denominations to prevent any bias? Translations that liberal and atheist theologians haven't picked holes in?

      at we are ALL god, and all of us are capable of all the deeds that jesus did.

      Where did Jesus say that? He made it quite clear that we are God's creations and in need of his forgiveness because we were incapable of saving ourselves. The most common teaching of Jesus is 'repent and believe.'

      It's funny that it's still included

      Where, exactly?

      in the few gospels that the church decided to include in the bible

      They included the ones that there was good reason to include. I.e. reliable ones based on eye-witness reports that were in agreement with each other. Not made-up ones written centuries later that were totally inconsistent with what was known about Jesus.

      but everybody comes away with the church message of being a sinner and Jesus something unattainable

      The Old Testament, the Gospels and the Epistles all make it very clear that we are fallen, sinful men and women who need to be saved through a relationship with Jesus Christ, who alone is God, in conjunction with the other two persons of the trinity.

    4. Re:Bible lesson! by EasyComputer · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

  414. Taking into account non-formalized relationships by Frans+Faase · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of course, it is quite possible that in Massachusetts many more people have sexual relationships without being married, so in the end it may turn out that are actually more people staying with their initial partner in Texas then there are in Massachusetts. Here in the Netherlands there has been a time when it was not done to get married. You simply lived together. The law even came up with special rules for people who did not want to marry out of rebellion against the concept to marriage being a life long bond. Nowadays many people live together several years before they get married. So divorce rates being lower does not say a damn thing about the number of people that break up after having sexual relationship with someone else.

  415. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 1
    The prophesies exist in the Jewish Bible as well. The Jews wouldnt let the Christians fiddle with their Bible would they?

    Some of the prophesies involved the place of birth, the method of death, specific details of his life that would have been impossible to emulate by anyone other than the real Messiah.
    People would have noticed if someone had gone around and changed all their gospels, and if someone had changed it there would be some remenants of the 'old' Christianity and so two Christian religions. What about the distance seperating the copies? They were spread all over the eastern Med. It wasnt that easy to travel back then you know

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  416. What? by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    And why?

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  417. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >>Why does one have to assume that someone was 'tortured to death' ?

    Well how would four drops of what looks like blood get on the cloth? Only tortured people have small drops of blood right?

    Also, with cloth over the face, you wouldn't get a picture. Try this yourself. Rub something on your face and put cloth on your face and try to make something that looks even vaguely face like. It's a fake. And a bad one at that.

    The first confirmed sighting of the shroud is low and behold the same date that it carbon dated to. Well, as I live and breath...

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  418. Not by faith alone by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
    Consider most of what you think you know about science. The website you link to as your homepage points to a law firm's site, so I'm going to assume you're in the legal profession and therefore in the same situation as the rest of us when it comes to actual scientific experimentation.

    Which is to say you don't actually carry out any yourself. I'm not saying you're not knowlegeable about science; you probably are. But how did you come by that knowledge? Did you perform the experiments yourself? Apart from some small amount of experimentation in lab courses while in school probably not, and those were to give you experience in lab work and not to actually expand the bounds of knowledge. You know what you know about science because you read about it in a book or magazine, not from your direct experience.

    You might reply that at least your sources are credible, that the data in them has been peer-reviewed and verified, and that you don't need to perform the experiments yourself. You trust your sources and that's sufficient. And to be fair, it's not reasonable to expect any scientific layman to conduct an experiment himself. Who can, with his own resources, operate a particle accelerator, explore the bottom of the ocean, take and analyze core samples from an Antarctic glacier, conduct observations with the HST?

    What you don't realize is that Christianity doesn't rely on the Bible or any other ancient source alone for verification. (And I should mention here that I'm an Eastern Orthodox Christian, which claims to be the original Church founded by Christ and which has a spirituality distinct from that of the West. Ame-Tsuchi in the comment just above yours quotes from some Eastern fathers so he's at least familiar with Orthodoxy even though, to judge from his website, he's a Zen Buddhist.) Our faith is a living, breathing faith; and experiential faith. When a person is in the Holy Spirit he knows it, in no uncertain terms.

    Have I ever experienced this? No, not personally, at least not in any but the most attenuated fashion. But there are many who have, and who have written and spoken about it. I trust my sources. Just as a scientist has equipment and methods that aren't accessible (or even necessarily comprehensible) to a scientific layman, a saint in God has spiritual senses and methods inaccessible, or even necessarily comprehensible, to a poor sinner like me. Like a scientific laymen learning about the results of scientific investigation, I trust my sources. They may not be peer-reviewed in the same way as a scientific paper, but they all tend to agree with and confirm each other and become widely accepted in the Church, such acceptance being regarded as a touchstone.

    Science, of course, often produces tangible results other than papers: our technology is based on it and none of it would work if the underlying theories were faulty. Christianity isn't all that different. Faith produces tangible results. I might go to a church and venerate an icon I can see with my own eyes is gushing myrrh; I can go to a particular shrine and see fires spontaneously breaking out all over the place; I can see a miraculous healing taking place as I watch. (All but the second one were first-hand; for the second very famous example I have a number of second-hand accounts mainly because I've never made the trip myself.) Holy men are lifted up off the floor as they pray, light splashes around an altar when the offering is made, an elder and his flock walk on air to cross a ravine and escape certain death, a lizard speaks with a human voice and confesses belief in God -- these I have all from written or third-hand source I have no more reason to distrust than I have "National Geographic" or "Discover". (An

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  419. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    I'm not a criminal prosecutor, but isn't the state of your religious convictions part of your legal record along with age, sex, hight...etc?

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  420. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Well, if you take the assumption that the Shroud is a medieval counterfeit (and this is also my belief, if you ask) - you'd have to assume that someone in Middle Ages was tortured to death and his dead body was somehow proto-photographed on the linen
    Now that's a bit of a stretch. How do we know that someone didn't just coat themselves in something, get wrapped up, get unwrapped and heat the thing over a fire to cook in the colour? Just because people were born a long time ago doesn't mean that they were stupid, also when you had people spending years making a copy of a single book you had a lot of very skilled people with serious attention to detail. It would be far less of a stretch to imagine an unscrupulous bunch of people who wanted pilgrims spending years producing a fake relic.

    As for people being tortured to death, that still happens, as does slavery and real maritime piracy.

  421. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by jazman · · Score: 1

    OK, I'll bite. I can't find it online although I'm sure it must be around somewhere. Find an Alpha course and attend. This stuff is covered in Week 1. Don't fear a hard sell - I've led a course and the leadership training is very clear that if people want to walk away, that's fine, and that it's primarily a course and about getting to know people, with evangelism listed under "if it happens that's great but that's not why we're here." The book will be on sale but if this really puts you off you'll be able to find someone who will lend or give you a (probably second hand) copy.

    Most Alpha courses come with free nosh so at the very least you'll get a reasonable meal and a good argument out of it. If you want, it can go further, but if you don't, that's fine.

    After Week 1 you'll have the references you need. Don't expect the documents themselves to be produced - there's no point, anyone totally anti would argue the documents have been tampered with anyway - but you'll have all you need to look them up and read them for yourself.

    So now it's my turn to call shenanigans. Produce your reasoning why you believe those records are false.

  422. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    Jesus is God, being the second person of the trinity, therefore he is eternal and was present in the OT, in Revelation and today. Indeed, we are told that Christ created and sustains the world (see Colossians 1), so he's been at work since Genesis. And almost anywhere you see God talked about, it's referring to the trinity. LORD is the personal name YHWH used by the whole trinity. And Jesus himself told his disciples on the road to Emmaus that the whole OT was about him. Read Luke 24.

  423. Ray Rogers' Honest Science by drporter · · Score: 2, Informative
    Before jumping to conclusions one should read an FAQ that Ray Rogers wrote. It is technical, and ONLY technical.

    I should state at the outset that I think the Shroud is the real thing. Rogers and I have had numerous discussions on this. He won't agree with me and won't disagree with me (even privately). As a scientist he is excellent and he adheres to scientific principles, as the editorial in Nature makes clear. I trust him even as I disagree with him on some aspects of the Shroud of Turin.

    Ray Rogers is a Fellow of the University of California, Los Alamos National Laboratory and a charter member of the Coalition for Excellence in Science Education. He has published many scientific papers in peer-reviewed journals. In 1978, together with several other scientists, he personally examined the Shroud of Turin in Italy for several days and collected numerous samples of fibers and particle materials for further study.

    Rogers HAS NEVER STATED that the Shroud is authentic or not. He has never promoted a particular religious view. He does not believe that the images are miraculous for scientific readsons. He has amply shown that the carbon 14 dating of 1988 was invalid and if you read his report, that is all that it addresses. Rogers' FAQ includes these topics:

    The Shroud of Turin images are not painted

    The bloodstains are real blood

    Why radiation did not cause images

    Why scorching did not cause images

    Why the carbon 14 samples are not valid

    The 1532 fire and autocatalytic process

    The meaning of variegated bands

    Cellulose decomposition and image formation

    Superficiality of the images on the Shroud

    Double superficiality and what it means

    Body decomposition rates

    Why fibers are not involved in image formation

    Other dating methods useful for the Shroud

    The 1532 fire and image properties

    The 2002 restoration consequences

    Optical and physical properties of flax

    Image properties and the scientific method

    Unconfirmed bioplastic polymer coating

    Why a bioplastic did not affect carbon 14 tests

    Dan
  424. unbiased? by pbhj · · Score: 1

    Name anyone person who is unbiased.

  425. This is not Jesus' Penis by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    I remembered the guy's name this morning (Rasputin), and armed with that, google erected this page which shows the organ in question. Definitely not for those who are prone to an inferiority complex. :)

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  426. Re:There are a lot more believers here than I thou by drporter · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry that you feel that way. And I certainly respect your right to believe as you wish.

    It was probably foolish to carbon 14 date the Shroud of Turin in the first place, back in 1988. But it was done. And many skeptics cheered; understandably. Science, some said, had scored a victory.

    But those tests were flawed. We know that now. That is not about religion. That is about science.

    I love science. I believe in science and I marvel at our 13 billion old universe, evolution and geology and so many things that science can teach us. I just happen to be a Christian which is a matter of faith, not science.

    I'm fascinated by the Shroud because it is something important to millions of Christians and because it sheds light on the historical Jesus (if it is real) and it may help explain why Christianity flourished in our world.

    This is about science. It is only about religion if you make it about that. Notice I said Jesus and not Christ. That is something science cannot address.

    You should not be offended. You should speak out about what you believe but don't be offended by good science.

    Dan

  427. You're wrong about the slavery. by guybarr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I stop by that passage in Leviticus on how to do slavery up right in the eyes of the Lord.

    Are you kidding ? The slavery laws were way advanced for the age. An age when slavery was as common economical practice as being an employer today.

    The ancient israelites insistence on freeing slaves every 50 years ensured that whole FAMILIES will not have to stay in slavery, and lack of freedom was so frowned on that a slave choosing to REMAIN a slave would be branded in shame. Again, this is the old world - compare this to the neighbours, even to the later, relatively tolerant, Romans, where slavery was practially the only game in town.

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  428. No Scientific Test For Christness by FireIron · · Score: 2, Informative

    My father-in-law, Dr. Alan Adler, was on the STRP team and did the original blood work on the Shroud.
    Before he died, his two favorite statements about the Shroud were, "It's BLOOD! B-L-U-D!" and "There is no test for Christness."

  429. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 2

    Here we go then, wielding that book as if it were a metaphorical weapon to slay all ideas that contradict it.

    Of course. If it is the revelation of God then nothing can contradict it. If it is not the revelation of God, then it is a lie. If I do not believe in it, then it is not worth arguing from, but if I do believe in it, then I must debate from it.

    Why run away from it? Because it's masochistic self-delusion and it prevents me from doing better things with my time - such as spending time with wife and my child and my friends, or reading a good book. Preferably fiction - not fiction disguised as holy writ.

    That would be true if the Bible was a lie. But if it is the revelation of God, then you must agree that it would be foolishness in the extreme to do anything but embrace it?

    Is it now. You are absolutely, positively sure it is the revealed word of your god, and not the translation of another translation of yet another translation of some scrolls on which a race surrounded by enemies tried to record its identity and traditions? Then again, of course you are sure, because you have decided to surrender your reasoning abilities (judging by the way you write you are fully capable of rational thought) and pray instead of think. To each his own, but still - I call that a waste.

    I am sure, yes. The Bible is not built up upon successive translations. I have a compilation of the most reliable Greek manuscripts beside me. The English translations I use are based direct from the most reliable Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic texts. We know how the languages work pretty well, so translations are 99.9% reliable. The bits we're not sure about make no difference to a major doctrine. Even if I only had the New Testament, which is of more historical reliability (in terms of the documents we have being what was originally written) then any other document from that era, I would have enough to know saving faith that is entirely consistent with the Old Testament scriptures.

    (who, incidentally, favours only those who worship him and damns all the others - a more fiendish idea of a deity, I have never heard)

    He doesn't favour those who worship him. No-one can earn his favour. Out of love, he shows mercy to some and saves them, enabling them to worship him. There is nothing special about any Christian, no merit of their own that they can claim to be responsible for their salvation. The claim of the Bible is that God is infinitely glorious and infinitely deserving of worship. Both because of who he is and what he has done (creation, salvation, etc.). Ih he is, then it is the worst crime imaginable to not worship him. As an utterly righteous and just God, he is compelled to punish such a crime with Hell. Christianity hinges on this. If he is not worth it, then the Bible is a lie. Though, from a pragmatic point of view, if God is the one who can judge, then to call him immoral is ultimately futile as his morality is the one that will ultimately be enforced. It is his justice that will dominate.

    Er...no, no, and no. If that makes me a sinner, then tough tit for me. Any god who demands worship and respect, rather than earn them, is a fallacy I would never choose to indulge in, if only because it offends my intellectual abilities and makes a mockery of my IQ

    What if he deserves it inherently? And surely the act of creation, of creating us with the purpose of worshipping him and the act of saving us all deserve worship? Are you so proud as to say that none of that matters?

    OK, I'll bite. By that reasoning, fascism, national-socialism, and communism were not inherently evil, they were but simple ideologies people abused and twisted, right?

    Actually, I'm saying that the teachings of a belief and the actions of those claiming to follow

  430. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by heavy+snowfall · · Score: 1

    I don't believe there is a god, just as I don't believe that sony will not start selling the PSP for $10, or some other equally mundane fact. Think of it as a variable, as in $PSP_price = 450; $deity = NULL;

    And I believe that you will never agree with me anyway, and amazingly, I get annoyed. Oh well

    Seriously, I don't go around thinking "I'm an atheist, I'm an atheist. I must remember to actively not pray today." Religion just isn't an aspect of my life. Many christians seem to find it difficult to accept that people choose to spend their time differently than them. As in your need to claim atheism is a religion (why do you care?).

    Notice the words "don't believe". It's just a different wording.

    Atheists believe that there is no God. Atheisms[sic] is no different than any other religion, and as usual, it's supporters like to think themselves as rational and their religion[sic] the only logical one. However, as of yet, no one has managed to proof[sic] that atheist beliefs are correct.

    Well, we are rational, and correct, but I won't try to convince you. You can keep your delusions, if you like. Do you need proof for every other obvious thing in life?

  431. stay on target....stay on target by sixofonehalfdozenofa · · Score: 1

    ok I haven't read all the entries, and Im new to slashdot so let's see if I can cover the multitudinous topics that I have seen so far. Regardless of science and it's precision or fallability, Identifying objects in history inevitably fall to the most reasonable explanation with a few scientific pieces of evidence to support it. in our current way of looking at things, the explanation with more scientific evidence wins. Although regarding the shroud, I haven't seen my favorite explanation that it was a gag perpetrated by Leonardo da Vinci, either to hide the real shroud, or some less devotional reason. incidently, da Vinci was supposedly gay, and a scientist, I don't know whether he wore clothes of two fibers or not. See how this all ties in? My point is, as an arguement gets more intense ( provided it stays on topic) evidence and concepts fall like tetris pieces right into place, provided there is a base of current societal viewpoint, the opinions of the arguers not only guide the pieces but support the ones that seem most reasonable. There are hot buttons which can trump the prevailing arguments that titilate further arguement, and there are rules to whatever belief system the arguer has that close off other viewpoints, science is really wrought with these traps, but they come a little clearer when someone is a zealot. in regards to gays in the bible, the story of sodom and gamorrah is the one I find most used as 'evidence' that 'god hates gays' but read it again, the 'sin' of that story is inhospitality. in my own opinion the concept of sinning is more of an honor thing than getting into the right afterlife club, and sin and its 'fruit' change as you get more complicated. ok Ive gone way off i think, ill just close with this, natural fibers rule! there more comfortable and they breathe! yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

  432. Not even Jews ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    Very few Jews take that stuff seriously.

    It's a testament to the Jewish people that they have a sense of allegory.

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    1. Re:Not even Jews ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a testament to the Jewish people that they have a sense of allegory.

      Was that pun intentional?

  433. Source of illness ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    All illness was considered a sign of disfavor from god. Ergo, Bleeding every 30 days was a sure sign of moral impurity.

    This is ALL mysticism. And what amazes me is that Pat Robertson is trying to revive this way of thinking.

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  434. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    Some of the prophesies involved the place of birth, the method of death, specific details of his life that would have been impossible to emulate by anyone other than the real Messiah.

    As I said, such details could simply have been lies. Making stuff up is a well-established religious tradition; it's quite probable that Matthew made up the whole Herod-killing-the-babies thing, since it's found nowhere else.

    Even then, these "prophecies" have to be distorted to claim they fit the story.

    If Jeshua wanted to give evidence via prophecy that he was divine, all he had to do was write a few good solid predictions for years to come.

    Heck, he could at least have given us a definative autobiography, instead of leaving it to a dozen contradictory biographers. (He was a rabbi, so I'm presuming he was literate in Hebrew.) Certainly if you believed you were to most important person to ever walk to face of the earth, you could write a few things down for the rest of us?

    Sorry. No evidence from prophecy. Heck, the case is better for Nostradamus having magical powers.

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  435. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    The jury isn't given a list of all the specifics of an accused. They are only given what's presented as evidence. Any attorney, whether they are any good or not, will object if their client is asked what their religion is (unless it's being used in an affirmative defense as justification). It's also a question you can't ask potential jurors.

  436. Twit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a Jew who lost two family members in the Dachau death camp, I am angered and offended that you would off-handedly accuse someone of denying the Holocaust. That is a horrible charge to level and one that should not be made lightly. If you are unable to provide evidence to support that charge, then you owe an apology.

    1. Re:Twit. by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry for your family's loss during the Holocaust.

      Thank you for your efforts to set the other poster straight on the seriousness of his accusation. That said, he is a troll who regularly posts lies like the one to which you replied. Unfortunately, he thinks that anonymity grants him a license to say things on here that he would never dare say to people's faces. If you get anything back from him at all, I expect that it will be nothing more than childish insults, lies, and false accusations. I'm sure not holding my breath for an apology.

  437. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by VAXcat · · Score: 1

    I pretty much agree with you, but I think Plato influenced the Christian mythology mugh more than Socrates. He was the Greek philosopher who started all this nonsence about belief in an immaterial, ideal, other world that is core to the Christian cults.

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  438. Biblical "position" on male homosexuality by smokin'moses · · Score: 1

    I heard once that the passage about "not lying with another man _as_a_woman_" was really only talking about being "as a woman" with another man, or in other words, being the penetratee. This implies that it's OK to be "as a man" (the penetratOR) with another man, just as long as you are not letting down the team by being "the bitch"

    It's like walking the extra mile, etc. You are to never publicly be percieved as anyone's slave, etc. If you have to do civil service, make it look like you want to, and if you're doing it by doing more than is required. If you have to do it with another guy, just make sure you're the "man" when it gets down to deciding who's doing what.

  439. Ancient labor law ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

    It's my firm belief that the Sabbath was an ancient labor law enacted to ensure that people got at LEAST one day off.

    Of course, you can take this to ridiculous extremes. And if society is providing labor law that ensures people get TWO days of instead of one, I think it's probably just fine to work on Saturday (or Sunday if you don't know what Sabbath means).

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  440. Few christians know this ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    Few christians really realize that the REAL trinity is the one between Hebrewism, Paganism, and God-Man worship (Dionysiun cult).

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  441. Are you aware of what happens on feed lots ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    Feed lots are stacked high with cow shit. The animals bed in it.

    The problem with feces is NOT in the raising. The problem is in the butchering. The world is largely composed of rotting organic waste. Don't sweat it.

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  442. You'll find others may be unconvinced ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

    ... including founding father Thomas Jefferson.

    The "risen from the dead" story is nothing new. From a literary standpoint, it appears as if the story was just cooked up to make Christianity acceptable to the Dionysiun sun cult.

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    1. Re:You'll find others may be unconvinced ... by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      Given that the message of the resurrection can be traced to within 3 to 8 years of the event, that's not a tenable proposal.

  443. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    "So now it's my turn to call shenanigans. Produce your reasoning why you believe those records are false."

    Whoah, nelly! I just said "produce them", not "and they are all also fakes, just in case you do". I can't assume records are false I don't even know about! I'm expecting that if you've seen evidence of Jesus, it's something I haven't seen.

    The information I have come across on the history of Jesus has all been in line with the Wikipedia "Historicity of Jesus". This is essentially that several documents make note of Christians and the general idea that they believe in a Christ; a very small number, such as Josephus, appear to have been forged, still leaving no non-Biblical record of a historical Jesus.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesu s_ Christ

    I am open to the idea that there was a historical Jesus and that we might have documentation of such, but I do wonder why evidence of such is so hard to come across (are these Alpha courses magical?) just on the internet for a lax non-scholar. You'd think this is a big thing.

    I most often find myself around skeptics, so one thing I can do is report on what they do. You'd think skeptics would be trying to discredit records of Jesus, but instead--like I'm doing--it's mostly just a lot of "You don't have any documents or records at all, do you?"

    Ho, hum.

  444. Nice rationalization ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

    ... but dating biblical texts hasn't reached the "witness" period yet. That doesn't mean the gospels are lies. It just means the level of proof you're talking about must be accepted on faith.

    My suggestion is you should NOT try to prove the Bible. Religion is faith. Proof only undermines the point.

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    1. Re:Nice rationalization ... by wrf3 · · Score: 1
      My suggestion is you should NOT try to prove the Bible. Religion is faith. Proof only undermines the point.

      St. Paul disagrees with you:
      If there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is useless and so is your faith. More than that, we are then found to be false witnesses about God, for we have testified about God that he raised Christ from the dead. ... And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. ... If only for this life we have hope in Christ, we are to be pitied more than all men.
      1 Cor 15:13-19
    2. Re:Nice rationalization ... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      If truth undermines a thing it is eigther a secret or a lie. One should be warry of secrets.
      Proof is not truth, but is related in some respects.

      IOW, saying 'trust me' without proof is a suspicious thing from other than those you've come to trust. Especially when it's followed by 'do as I say or bad things will happen to you'.

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  445. Flavious Josephus ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    Flavious Josephus is the only verfiable witness historian of the period between the crucifixion and the destruction of Jeruesalem. Josephus says NOTHING about Jesus.

    That does not mean Jesus is not real. It does however mean that the best source of history of the period doesn't support ANY history of Jesus.

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    1. Re:Flavious Josephus ... by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      That isn't a true statement. Joseph does mention Jesus, although scholars believe that there is a later addition which embellished on what Joseph wrote.

      And, btw, Luke is considered to be an excellent historian.

    2. Re:Flavious Josephus ... by seminumerical · · Score: 1

      You forgot about Biggus Dickus, another notable witness.

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  446. Fundamentalist point ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    Well, the point here is that our constitution BANNING slavery is in contradiction to gods laws on slavery. VERY FEW people actually choose to believe EVERYTHING the bible says. They just pick and choose what they want to believe in and find the passages that back them up.

    If you're FOR fundamentalism, you must be FOR SLAVERY as well.

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  447. If a man slaps you ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

    ... turn the other cheek.

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  448. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    P.S. I really should note--and make very clear--that I'm not trying to make an argument from ignorance and I don't doubt everything Biblical--John the Baptist is the first thing to comes to mind and many people, places and events appear to have been real--but the pattern of Biblical historicity (in my opinion) seems to be that it's the mundane that are supported by evidence, not the spectacular.

  449. Really ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    [i]One of the advantages Christians have in theological debates is that they acknowledge that the Bible is an imperfect transcription of God's will.[/i]

    Really ????

    Because I got the idea that the fundies wanted us to take this stuff literally. That is, only the passages they choose.

    Allegory is for Catholics!!!!

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  450. Therfore the devil is GOOD!!! by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    Therefore the Devil is good because he is acting according to god's wishes. Satan was MEANT to rebel. And therefore man was INTENDED to fall under the influence of evil.

    Therefore, if you're bad you're good. And if you're good you're good.

    See, I can play the broken logic game as well. Just remember that Thomas Aquinas was the all time undisputed master!!!!

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    1. Re:Therfore the devil is GOOD!!! by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      St, Paul deals with your argument in Romans, chapter 9, especially verses 18-21.

  451. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see here is the problem. God demands love/acceptance/obedience or else death. A good analogy would be if I held a gun to a woman's head and told her marry/serve/love me or I will kill her.......she technically has a choice, but is a choice under that kind of duress really a choice?

    Love must be given freely without fear of punishment, I am sorry but hell and damnation and eternal suffering most assuredly count as fear of punishment. For your reasoning to be true there would have to be heaven (with God) and say Nirvana. Nirvana being just as nice and wonderful as heaven but no God there.

    People who love God would go to heaven and spend eternity there with God, people who do not would go to Nirvana and be equally as happy.........But nay it is not this way. Why you ask? Because fear is a very effective means of control. Hell is about control nothing more nothing less. If you truly love something you are not going to "punish" it because it rejected you are you?

    Something to think about

  452. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While both Socrates and Plato's ideas might have influenced early christians, your conclusion is patently incorrect.

    Platonic ideals of perfection are not the same thing as Heaven. Plato was trying to understand how two vastly different things could still be instantly recongizable as similar. Compare and contrast the too most unlike trees you have ever seen. They still are trees. Nothing about eternal rewards there.

    Also people believed in afterlives and supernatural beings judging there actions long before either Plato or Socrates were alive.

  453. Doesn't matter ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    The CHURCH frowns upon divorce. You'll find that individual adherence varies GREATLY!!!

    I would personally speculate that the attitudes and perceptions of baptists, catholics, mormons ... whatever, faith has little or no impact on ANY of these rates. What MATTERS is the way civil institutions deal with these issues.

    In the Bible Belt, it's "abstinence only" education or non at all. Therefore, people are ignorant about sexuality. Therefore, girls get pregnant more often.

    In the Bible Belt where "family planning" is considered the devil's work, you're going to have more people going into relationships without realistic expectations of the institution.

    There is NOTHING new about teenage promiscuity or teen pregnancy. Society has simply started to ACKNOWLEDGE it rather than resolving the issue with "shotgun marriages" or sending the girl off to "boarding school".

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  454. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by jazman · · Score: 1

    Yeah, sorry, that was a bit premature. I thought of checking the Wiki against the Alpha course week 1, but from memory most of it already seems to be there, and I'm under no illusions that I'm the first to have thought of this.

    I doubt the evidence is hard to come by, and the Alpha course is far from magical; I just didn't spend more than a few minutes on Google and alphacourse.org. None of the Alpha material appears to be online as far as I can tell - not labelled as such, anyway. I'm sure lots of the original source material must be up there somewhere.

    Personally, no I don't have a single document that proves the existence of Jesus or who I believe he is, except for the Bible of course. But my faith isn't based on historical records, it's based on day to day experience of an ongoing relationship with God, which is really what Christianity is all about - not that God is some far-off deity largely disinterested in humans except for a sadistic pleasure in punishment, but that he is close by and desiring a friendship with his creation. That's partially why I suggested an Alpha course - you'll meet God through his people, but you won't meet him through Google. And you won't even meet him through ancient documents, even if those documents were totally accepted as 100% true by everyone, which they never will be.

  455. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of the idea of "helping each other when we are cold" requires us to do that for fear of punishment from a bearded white man that lives in the sky. Rather, cooperationa and altruism are, according to Game Theory and evolution, the best strategy for long term survival (see the book The Evolution of Cooperation). So, technically, that answer WAS arrived at by the scientific method.

    Interesting how you paint all religous people as motivated only by fear. This is not the case, many religous want to do the right thing, because it is the right thing. That is a decent definition of altruism isn't it?

    So agnostics and atheists don't have a monopoly on altruism and cooperation.

  456. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
    The problem is that many Christians (including myself) would not accept serious criminals as Christians, unless they've reformed.
    Sounds like a circular argument[1] to me.

    [1] See "begging the question."

    [2] Begging the question - see "circular argument".

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  457. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, people tend to attach far more importance to the question "Is there a God?" then "Are there unicorns?", regardless of their beliefs on respective answers to the respective questions.

  458. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by syates21 · · Score: 1

    "What does the OT have to do with Jesus? By definition, it was before his time."

    He didn't seem to think so. John 8:58 quotes him as follows "...before Abraham was I AM". The listeners were pretty sure of what he was referring to here, since they all started looking around for nice, throwing-sized rocks right about then.

  459. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by syates21 · · Score: 1

    The commandments are recognized by religons other than Christianity.
    Certainly. I didn't mean to imply that the commandments were the exclusive province of Christianity.

    WRT someone elses comments about "when people weren't concerned about separation of church and state", I guess that pretty much refers to the whole existence of the U.S. then? Lest we forget, our very first POTUS was sworn in on a Bible.

  460. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
    Jesus is God, being the second person of the trinity, therefore he is eternal and was present in the OT, in Revelation and today.

    It was (almost) a rhetorical question on my part - I was pretty sure that your answer would be along those lines. No argument of that sort is going to convince somebody who doesn't agree with you already. Sorry, I'm sticking with physics and history on this one - only sources from Jesus' lifetime or (perhaps) later can tell us anything about whether he was a pacifist or not, and sources written by him are vastly preferable to any others (and unfortunately, non-existent).

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  461. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    Given the fact that one of the world's largest religions says that he was not killed, I'd say doubting is unavoidable.

    Which one is that? I thought that the Christians say that he was killed, but rose from the dead and all the other religions have no comment or don't care.

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  462. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, Islam. It specifically says that he was not killed. Jesus was born of the virgin Mary and was a mighty prophet of God but he was not actually killed on the cross.

  463. hmm... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    Interesting. I was unaware that there was so much controversy over the factuality of whether Jesus existed at all. I'm sorry you got so worked up over my comment. Obviously this is something you feel strongly about.

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  464. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    Interesting. That would make the whole "dying and rising from the dead" trick easier. Don't die, hide out, then just show up later.

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  465. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by calculadoru · · Score: 1

    Serves me right, starting a conversation on the internet with someone who knows the whole truth. Sigh. Look, it is impossible to have a rational conversation if you insist on bringing up dogma. It's not a conversation, it's a sermon - or worse, a Monty Python sketch.
    Where do I start? The moment I tell you that the Old Testament is a series of stories meant to help keep the Jewish tribes together in the face of oppression from all sides (which is why they all contain nothing more than teachings designed to build a sense of nation) - is the moment you call me a blasphemer, and the moment I tell you that the New Testament is full of inconsistencies you choose to ignore because dogma blinds you - is the moment the conversation ends because dogma prevents you from having any sort of conversation that doesn't involve some mystical mumbo-jumbo.
    One doesn't need to call the Bible a lie - one only needs to look at it and realise it is but a BOOK. The fact that you choose to believe in its truth doesn't make it any truer than any other book of ancient myths - why, pray tell, would you believe that someone was born from the womb of a virgin then raised the dead, but not believe that a woman was born by parthenogenesis from her father's forehead? They are equally preposterous propositions, and nothing but myths - even though there are books written on them, and at one point quite a few people believed the latter over the former. The fact that you believe one over the other is not a sign of wisdom, it is at best a matter of personal choice, or more accurately a matter of environment, education and peers.
    I hate to do this quote business again, because whenever someone starts quoting it means they have run out of intelligent things to say, but I am too tired today so here's one from Mark Twain: "Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbour as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven".
    No emphasis on any of the words, just a simple series of sentences you might actually want to consider.
    Besides - man (and I do mean that, MAN, as in homo sapiens, the only animal capable of rational thought), if you want to believe that you need to pray and ask for forgiveness for imagined transgressions or actual misdeeds, and then have some sort of wise Creator actually care, then by all means go ahead, knock yourself out. As long as it makes you happy and you don't hurt anyone in doing so, it's all good. But do allow us poor sceptics to treat the Bible, all the prophets and the signs, and all religions for that matter, with bemused indifference and not a little sarcasm. We have our own truths, which we hold very dear, just as you do yours - the difference being, we are really fond of reason and logic, which means we can be persuaded we were wrong if the proper arguments are proposed and demonstrated. Otherwise it all looks like voodoo trickery for the weak-willed, and a pitiful waste of grey matter.
    P.S. The 'no free man needs a god' bit is from Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov. And it needs no proof whatsoever, since it is merely an opinion. That of a free man who found theolatry degrading and decided he didn't need a god. A choice like any other, except perhaps based on, dare we say it, reason?

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  466. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    Yes, which is exactly my point. You'll end up with a circular argument. In trying to "prove" that Christians aren't criminals, you'll have claims that criminals can't be Christians.

    On the other hand, you certainly can't accept everyone who bills themselves "Christian" as thus, can you?

  467. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    The great irony of your boast that it is the sceptics who possess and wield logic is that in response ot every claim of yours, I have presented reasons why your claims are wrong. You fail to address the points I make, refuse to engage in discussion and refuse to employ this 'reason' that you hold so dear.

    The reason I believe in Jesus Christ as opposed to any other deity is that the Bible describes historical events which we can examine. My faith is founded on a belief in the historicity of the resurrection, based on the evidence we have from the time in the form of the gospels, other writings and the recorded actions of the disciples following his resurrection. The massive shift in their actions following it and the inability of anyone to prove their preaching wrong by producing a body seems to make it quite clear that the resurrection happened.

    If you could disprove the resurrection, you could disprove Christianity. But many people who set out to do that were converted in the process.

  468. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
    It was (almost) a rhetorical question on my part - I was pretty sure that your answer would be along those lines. No argument of that sort is going to convince somebody who doesn't agree with you already.

    If someone doesn't believe that Jesus is God and refuses to trust the authority of the Bible, then I guess there are more important discussions to be having.

    Sorry, I'm sticking with physics and history on this one

    Physics? As a Physicist, I'm not entirely sure how it's relevant here.

    only sources from Jesus' lifetime or (perhaps) later can tell us anything about whether he was a pacifist or not, and sources written by him are vastly preferable to any others (and unfortunately, non-existent).

    How about the sources based on eye-witness accounts of him driving out the money changed from the temple and proclaiming that the OT was about him, that he was God and therefore acting in the OT and that judgement would later come?

  469. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by famebait · · Score: 1

    As an agnostic and a humanist, I feel nobody has the right to chastise other's for their beliefs. That goes for everyone,

    Oh goody. I hope that applies equally to the poeple who go around professing that I and people like me shall be made to endure eternal torture for not worshipping their imaginary friend, and that this is fair and well-deserved. I've said some bad things about various believers through the years, but nothing even coming close that stuff.

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  470. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by Suidae · · Score: 1

    It seems that swearing on an artifact has less to do with a common belief in the principles represented by the artifiact than the idea that an individual will be less likely to be insincere after he has publicly linked his actions with his purported belief system.

    So, the fact that founding members of an organization swore to their duties on a given artifact does not in any way link the organization to the principles represented by the artifact. The choice of artifact is completely dependent upon the beliefs of the person in question.

  471. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Suidae · · Score: 1

    It's quite easy for a skilled forensic pathologist to distinguish bruises and weals caused by flogging a dead corpse

    True, but I'd be impressed if one could extract the same data from a monochrome photograph with low dynamic range on cloth.

    Evidently there is also evidence in the image that indicates the face was imaged seperately (it is offset and more sharpely focused. It is purported that lenses at the time did not have sufficent focal length to capture the entire body with the level of detail necessary for the face, so the face was done in a second exposure). I haven't the necessary expertise to evaluate these claims, but they appear to be the explaination that best fits the look of the shroud.

  472. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Suidae · · Score: 1

    With some help of a skilled alchemist you could try to use some sort of camera obscura to achieve this with 1350's technology, but it would be really a hassle.

    Actually the chemistry necessary is pretty simple, another comment provided this link where the experiment is actally done and the photograph of the results provided. They exposed a silver nitrate soaked linen cloth using a camera obscura and then fixed the image with a weak ammonia solution.

    Paradoxically, it would be counterproductive from a forger's point of view.

    Not necessarily. At the time fake shrouds were not uncommon (at least 40 form the period are known today). Producing a very convincing fake would have been necessary to convince more skeptical people. Also, its not inconceivable that a skilled craftsman hired to make such an artifact would enjoy the challenge of producing something to the best of his ability.

  473. The Bible is a guide... by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

    The Bible said to stone adulterors.... I don't see anyone being stoned in Divorce Court. So... don't take the Bible literally, use it as a guide to stay on the straight and narrow.

  474. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by calculadoru · · Score: 1

    Dude. You have not presented reasons, you've only thrown dogma around. Which is fine, but hardly scientific. Then again, I don't think science will interest you very much, as long as you claim that the inability of anyone to prove their preaching wrong by producing a body seems to make it quite clear that the resurrection happened. You want me to engage in a discussion of that caliber? You can't be serious. What kind of ridiculous thing is that to say? A body disappears; some people claim it rose to the heavens; no one can produce the body; therefore it must be true that he rose to the skies in a blaze of glory. Could we please get real here for a second? If this is logic then Aristotle is spinning in his grave, and Hegel feels like a stiff drink. Come ON now.
    Say I have a cabbage. I just know that it is the son of god. Only it doesn't speak. But that is a sign of wisdom, therefore I must worship it. Then I put the cabbage in a cupboard. The next day, it is gone. Anyone with half a brain can think of about fifteen different ways that cabbage disappeared, but to the devout followers of the cabbage, it is clear it changed into a flying horse and rose to heaven to meet the lord creator. We must therefore each and all of us worship the cabbage.
    You would NOT like this story if someone claimed it to be true. You would call them a fraud and a charlatan, and lock them up - even though they had written proof that some people saw them speak to the cabbage, which seemed to understand what was being said, and even filmed (FILMED, mind you) the cabbage somehow sliding across a table, apparently of its own will - surely a miracle if there ever was one. You would lock them all up in an asylum before they could say three hail Brussel sprouts - because their story is preposterous, defies logic, and is a sham.
    It takes very little talent and ingenuity to manufacture a miracle, because there are too many gullible people out there. Surely you must disapprove of psychics and new-age quackery and healing energy and all that clap-trap - quite why you would choose to believe something equally laughable is a mystery.
    Engaging in a civilised argument is a fine mental exercise and a grand way to spend time, but dogma is another matter - the very fact that yours is a belief that requires a leap of faith is enough to make me reach for my mental remote control and switch to the 'Hey, look, Darwin was right! Ain't evolution grand? Let's have a look at the Galapagos islands now shall we?' channel.

    You have to admit though, we have strayed WAY far from the original post. Although I'm sure you believe the shroud of Turin is an actual relic bearing the image of your saviour, I really have to ask - do you?
    Because if you do, I'm sure we can make a deal and I'll find you some wood from the cross, and if we try hard enough maybe even the holy grail.

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  475. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

    Which is an interesting fact, but in general most people only encounter/ed "splinters of the true cross" thru those gentlepeoples most well known as "snake oil salesmen" of which we seem to currently have a large surplus of - which is normal,apparently, in today's culture. :)

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  476. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
    That's true to a degree, except they were called "pardoners" back then. Their main stock in trade was indulgences, but a fake relic or two was always good for a few shillings. It was abuses like this that set people like Martin Luther on the theological warpath.

    However, for it's internal offical purposes the Church of Rome keeps very careful records, and absolutely will not certify a relic as authentic without the correct paperwork. When it comes to the Cross, there's a specific cross unearthed by St. Helena in Jerusalem that at the time was taken as the True Cross. How believable you find that will depend on how believable you find the story of it's discovery, but the point is that any relic of the True Cross is a fragment of the cross she found which has a very well-documented history. It was kept intact in Jerusalem from its finding in the 4th Century until it was captured by the Persians in the 8th; on its recapture it was parted out and Rome got a big piece. When they took a fragment off of it, the paperwork followed. I'm not sure how much of it they have left. (There was a fairly brisk trade in real relics too. St. Peter's didn't build itself, after all!)

    This kind of thing was never a problem in the Christian East outside Rome's sphere of control, where relics were (and are) either given away or not given out at all.

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  477. A statement of questions by bigkahunafish · · Score: 1
    The "Physicists Vs. Chemists" argument is not correct in and of itself as chemists utilize both methods. But back to the argument....

    Both methods utilize the same assumptions:
    --The substance tested was there at one point(i.e. vanillin --It dissappears at constant rate --Sample is representative

    If any of these assumptions is false, then the analysis is flawed. The use of vanillin dating was done after the carbon dating only after certain assumptions were thought to be in error, namely that of representative sampling. If the fiber samples were not sampled correctly, and thus are not representative, then it is accurate to state that the carbon dating is also not representative of the piece. Perhaps the scientists messed up and took fibers from the backing of the piece (sewn on to protect it centuries ago) instead of the actual shroud.

    Vanillin dating, with the problems it possesses, is not exact by any means. Thus I'm not stating its correct either. Environment and detection limits(of vanillin) play a role and therefore this detection is also flawed. However, the fact that a middle age forgery should have a considerable amount of vanillin, far higher than the detection limit (37% of original) should be noted.

    However, lets look at this hypothetically. This 'is' a burial shroud, that was used for what, 3 days.
    And then what? We don't know.
    What about the image on it? By what process is the image on the cloth? Dye? Burning? Something Else?
    What about the blood spots? Can we do a DNA test on Jesus?

    All of these questions remain. It all boils down, at least for now, what you believe

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  478. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by seminumerical · · Score: 1
    If you become a Mormon you can't drink coffee. ...I don't know if ... drinking Coca Cola makes up for ...

    Mormons aren't allowed to drink Coke either; nothing with caffeine.

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  479. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    Dude. You have not presented reasons, you've only thrown dogma around.

    I've explained my beliefs and given reasons for them. Rather than address those reasons and answer my questions, you've labelled it all 'dogma' as if that suddenly invalidates everything.

    Which is fine, but hardly scientific.

    We're not discussing science. The scientific method is not appropriate for debate, discussions of theology or historical investigations.

    Then again, I don't think science will interest you very much

    Actually I have a degree in Physics from the University of Oxford :^) Most of the Christians I knew there were scientists, engineers and mathematicians. Quite a few medics and lawyers too.

    as long as you claim that the inability of anyone to prove their preaching wrong by producing a body seems to make it quite clear that the resurrection happened. You want me to engage in a discussion of that caliber? You can't be serious. What kind of ridiculous thing is that to say?

    IIRC, I said more than just that.

    A body disappears; some people claim it rose to the heavens; no one can produce the body; therefore it must be true that he rose to the skies in a blaze of glory.

    Jesus dies, his disciples scatter, afraid. They're not expecting him to rise again and are too afraid to show their faces in case they get killed too. A few days later, they start proclaiming that he has risen and show no fear of death. A mass hallucination with all 10 disciples seeing the same thing is highly unlikely. Thomas doubted that it had happned, but he was convinced when he saw. 500 more people saw the same thing.

    The Jewish authorities got a little concerned about this and started persecuting and killing the early church, trying to stamp it out. This would have been fairly easy if they'd been able to produce Jesus' body... but they didn't.

    The disciples couldn't have stolen the body because:
    they were too afraid
    they would have had to roll away a large stone from in front of the grave, which was under the guard of the Romans
    they died testifying that Jesus had risen

    Say I have a cabbage. I just know that it is the son of god. Only it doesn't speak. But that is a sign of wisdom, therefore I must worship it.

    Jesus spoke, fulfilled prophesies and performed miracles.

    Then I put the cabbage in a cupboard. The next day, it is gone. Anyone with half a brain can think of about fifteen different ways that cabbage disappeared, but to the devout followers of the cabbage, it is clear it changed into a flying horse and rose to heaven to meet the lord creator. We must therefore each and all of us worship the cabbage.

    Except the cabbage wasn't under heavy guard. Over 500 people did not see the risen cabbage. Your cabbage cult was not deemed dangerous and faced with opposition from authorities who could have produced the body if it had existed.

    Basically, your analogy bears very little resemblance to the gospel history.

    It takes very little talent and ingenuity to manufacture a miracle, because there are too many gullible people out there.

    The disciples didn't expect a miracle and were incapable of recovering Jesus' body. They also died testifying to the truth of the resurrection, knowing whether they had perpetrated a fraud or not. Why would simple, scared fishermen die for what they would have known to be a lie?

    Surely you must disapprove of psychics and new-age quackery and healing energy and all that clap-trap - quite why you would choose to believe something equally laughable is a mystery.

    I do disapprove of it. The difference with Christianity is

  480. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by calculadoru · · Score: 1

    I don't believe it's an actual relic and wouldn't care if it was.

    Finally, some sense. THANK YOU.

    So called 'relic's have no power and are unnecessary for faith in Christ.

    I couldn't agree more. (Wait - did I just say that?)

    All the evidence I need is in the Bible.

    To each his own, I say. Seeing how there is no way we can convince each other (surely a sign of either knowledge of the absolute truth, or pig-headedness, which applies to both equally) I say we stop here, since /. is more of a geeky board than a forum for debates on gnosis, doxa and catharsis.
    It was nice chatting with you though. Even though I think you're absolutely bonkers :)

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  481. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
    If someone doesn't believe that Jesus is God and refuses to trust the authority of the Bible, then I guess there are more important discussions to be having.

    There are so many assumptions you've clearly never thought to question here. If you think the Bible has some sort of "authority", then good for you. Why do you expect me to believe it does as well?

    Physics? As a Physicist, I'm not entirely sure how it's relevant here.

    As an ex-physicist, it's simple - causality. The OT was written before Jesus was even born, therefore nothing Jesus did or said can have influenced it. (Absent time travel etc.) Equally and equivalently, nothing in the OT can provide any information about Jesus.

    How about the sources based on eye-witness accounts

    As a historian, I have to point out there are very large devils in the details you are glossing over here.

    of him driving out the money changed from the temple and proclaiming that the OT was about him, that he was God and therefore acting in the OT and that judgement would later come?

    Yes, you are right, that is some evidence for non-pacifist views. Driving out the money-changers was an aggressive act, surely. But that's only one incident - he wouldn't be the first person in history to apply their philosophy inconsistently. And claiming that he was the god of the OT is not explicitly the same as being non-pacifistic. We don't have any evidence, that I'm aware of, for Jesus' attitude to all the raping, pillaging, baby-killing, etc that the OT testament god condones. You can argue that he implicitly takes responsibility for those acts, and you might be right to do so, but you have to balance that with all the blessed are the meek, turning the other cheek, do unto others stuff which is not in the least warlike.

    Anyway, I'm not really beholden to the theory that he was a pacifist - I do think the evidence points that way, but you've made some interesting points. My main concern was the unscientific and unhistorical evidence you posited.

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  482. Re:Dumbest. Editor. Evar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, the classic error of the amateur art historian. Brief reflection should reveal that artists of this period, or indeed any period, did in fact know what humans actually looked like. They were human, and were surrounded by humans. Of course they knew what people look like, in detail.

    The fact that some of their surviving works are not photo-realistic depictions of human form does not mean that they were incapable of producing such works, or that they were ignorant of what the results should be. It just means that the artists had other priorities.

    The point might be more obvious if you consider ancient artists. Did the Egyptians really think that their eyes were stuck on the sides of their heads, so that in profile the eye stares straight out to the side? They never noticed people don't actually look like that? Assyrian sculptors thought lions actually had five legs instead of four? These are simply the representational conventions of the time. It's foolish to ascribe the results to lack of ability or knowledge or primitiveness.

  483. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by syates21 · · Score: 1

    So, every president in our 200+ year history has shared the belief system of the Bible?

    That's a pretty interesting coincidence, don't you think?

  484. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
    There are so many assumptions you've clearly never thought to question here.

    Such as? You're in danger of making an assumption yourself.

    If you think the Bible has some sort of "authority", then good for you. Why do you expect me to believe it does as well?

    It's only good if I'm right. And if I'm right, then it would be good for everyone else to trust in that authority. I believe in the authority because of the self-consistency, the relevancy, the the self-evident truthfulness and the historical reliability of the Bible.

    As an ex-physicist, it's simple - causality. The OT was written before Jesus was even born, therefore nothing Jesus did or said can have influenced it. (Absent time travel etc.) Equally and equivalently, nothing in the OT can provide any information about Jesus.

    If he was a man, that would be true, but the claim of the Bible is that he is God, who incarnated himself as a man in the NT. Take the book of Ezekiel for example. Ezekiel has visions of one 'like a son of man' which would be the pre-incarnation Jesus. Jesus is said in Colossians 1 and John 1 to have been responsible for creation.

    Yes, you are right, that is some evidence for non-pacifist views. Driving out the money-changers was an aggressive act, surely. But that's only one incident - he wouldn't be the first person in history to apply their philosophy inconsistently.
    And claiming that he was the god of the OT is not explicitly the same as being non-pacifistic.

    It is if we see God being non-pacifistic in the OT. After all, God says that he doesn't change, therefore he would be no different in the NT.

    We don't have any evidence, that I'm aware of, for Jesus' attitude to all the raping, pillaging, baby-killing, etc that the OT testament god condones.

    Actually there's a lot of stuff in the OT (such as rape) that the Israelites carry out, but God doesn't condone. He doe, however, send the Israelites off to war. Given that Jesus is God, he condones that.

    If A=B and A approves of C then B approves of C.

    You can argue that he implicitly takes responsibility for those acts, and you might be right to do so, but you have to balance that with all the blessed are the meek, turning the other cheek, do unto others stuff which is not in the least warlike.

    There is a difference between personal response to grievances and the response of the state. While we are asked to forgive sin and not seek vengeance on people, the state still has a responsibility towards doing justice and punishing criminals. Jesus says to turn the toher hcheek, but at the same time, we are told that state authorities do not carry the sword (symbolising authority to punish crime) without reason.

  485. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed the discussion as well and I hope you will read and think about what I said. Investigate the evidence and see for yourself if I'm bonkers, or if what I've said is based on good foundations. You wouldn't be the first to investigate the evidence with a view to disproving Christianity, only to be converted. I may not be able to convince you, but I'm thoroughly convinced that God can. It's just a question of whether or not he will.

  486. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by calculadoru · · Score: 1

    He's tried and gloriously failed for thirty years now. Still, I hear he's a persistent sort of chap, who knows what might happen?
    Peace.

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  487. Re:Damn! That means I have to accept the possibili by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    It is never an issue of God failing because he never tries to do it. If he wants someone to be saved, they will be. If he doesn't, they won't. He isn't desperately trying to make friends with the whole world. No-one deserves to be saved and the Bible makes it clear that relatively few will be. It is his merciful love and power that results in even a few being saved and his righteous judgement that results in the rest being condemned. In both cases, God's plans succeed, so I have no concerns about him. By concern is for whether people are destined for salvation or condemnation. Both glorify God, but one is mroe preferable for the people concerned than the other.

  488. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
    You're in danger of making an assumption yourself.

    Quite right - I assume that anyone who had ever approached Christianity with a critical, inquiring attitude - even if they ultimately concluded it was right - would have some tolerance for others who doubt it, rather than spout religious zealotry at them.

    It's only good if I'm right. And if I'm right, then it would be good for everyone else to trust in that authority.

    Fine, but how about demonstrating that authority rather than simply asserting it. If you are a physicist, then you ought to know the value of evidence.

    I believe in the authority because of the self-consistency, the relevancy, the the self-evident truthfulness and the historical reliability of the Bible.

    You've got to be joking. There are about a zillion places where the Bible contradicts itself. Whole chunks of the Bible are completely irrelevant to modern life (try Leviticus 15:19-30 on menstruation, for example, or all the advice on what to do about errant oxen at the end of Exodus 21). And if you think the Bible has been proven to be historically accurate - well, lucky you're not an historian then. Two of every species being preserved from a worldwide flood in Noah's ark? 600,000 Israelites wandering around the Sinai for 40 years? All the accounts of the kings and so forth are riddled with political and religous bias, just as one might expect from a historical document. It's just another historical source, no more authoritative than any other. In fact, less so.

    Oh yes, nearly forgot: self-evident truthfulness! ROTFL. No, it's not self-evident. Really.

    Given that Jesus is God, he condones that.

    This is precisely what I was on about in my original post. If you want to convince a non-Christian of the truth of your argument that Jesus wasn't a pacifist, then you cannot assume "Jesus is God" as an initial premise - because I don't accept that as a premise. You'll need to argue it a different way. Is this really so difficult to understand?

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  489. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
    You've got to be joking. There are about a zillion places where the Bible contradicts itself.

    I've seen those lists plenty of times. The lists are very badly put together as the authors have taken no time to use a more modern translation (they misinterpret some of the words from the KJV because language has changed in the last few centuries), do not bother to interpret passages in context, get the chronology wrong and always assume contradiction when there is a much more obvious explanation. E.g. if A was at a party last night and spoke to B, C and D, he might tell E the next day that he spoke to B at the party. F might report that A spoke to C and D. Both A and F are telling the truth, but may have reasons for only reporting certain details. The same thing happens all through the gospels.

    irrelevant to modern life (try Leviticus 15:19-30 on menstruation, for example, or all the advice on what to do about errant oxen at the end of Exodus 21).

    All relevant in that they teach us things about God, us and our relationship with him.

    And if you think the Bible has been proven to be historically accurate - well, lucky you're not an historian then.

    The evidence I have seen suggests historical accuracy and there have been a great number of historians who agree. Historians, lawyers and reporters who have examined the evidence to prove Christianity wrong have been converted by it.

    Two of every species being preserved from a worldwide flood in Noah's ark? 600,000 Israelites wandering around the Sinai for 40 years?

    I don't have a problem with those events.

    All the accounts of the kings and so forth are riddled with political and religous bias, just as one might expect from a historical document.

    They are only biased in the sense that they report from the point of view of how faithful to God the people are.

    It's just another historical source, no more authoritative than any other. In fact, less so.

    The New Testament manuscripts date from much closer to the time they were authored, were authored closer to the events described and occur in much greater numbers than any other historical document from the period.

    This is precisely what I was on about in my original post. If you want to convince a non-Christian of the truth of your argument that Jesus wasn't a pacifist, then you cannot assume "Jesus is God" as an initial premise - because I don't accept that as a premise. You'll need to argue it a different way.

    If you don't accept Jesus as God, then you're suddenly talking about a completely different person tot he Jesus of the Bible. If you don't accept Jesus as God, then there's little point in trying to convince you that he wasn't a pacifist and indeed, that argument pales into insignificance next to the consequences of not believing Jesus is God.

  490. Re:There are a lot more believers here than I thou by EasyComputer · · Score: 1

    Why is it important to millions of Christians? Probably a stupid question, but I'd like to know. How would it explain why Christianity flourished? I'm fascinated by the Shroud because it is something important to millions of Christians and because it sheds light on the historical Jesus (if it is real) and it may help explain why Christianity flourished in our world.

  491. Re:Religious View vs. Scientific View by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
    I've seen those lists plenty of times. The lists are very badly put together as the authors have taken no time to use a more modern translation (they misinterpret some of the words from the KJV because language has changed in the last few centuries), do not bother to interpret passages in context, get the chronology wrong and always assume contradiction when there is a much more obvious explanation.

    You're right, many of the contradictions can be explained this way. But not all. OK, so did God create man before or after he created the animals?

    All relevant in that they teach us things about God, us and our relationship with him.

    This is completely circular. You say one of the reasons you believe in God is the relevancy of the Bible, but when I point out sections that are completely irrelevant to modern life, you say they are relevent because they teach us about God. So in fact you could only have been impressed by the "relevancy" of the Bible if you assumed it was true in the first place.

    The evidence I have seen suggests historical accuracy and there have been a great number of historians who agree.

    No, there haven't, at least not in modern times. I'm a historian (well, a history grad-student-to-be), remember, so give me references. Here's one for you: Robin Lane Fox, The Unauthorized Version: Truth and Fiction in the Bible (Harmondsworth: Penguin, 1992). The author is a Christian but doesn't let that blind him to seeing the Bible as a historical document like any other. It depends on what you mean by "historical accuracy", I guess. I'm not saying that the history in the Bible is wholly made up, but it's also clearly far from wholly true.

    Historians, lawyers and reporters who have examined the evidence to prove Christianity wrong have been converted by it.

    Oh, that old chestnut. Plenty of people have examined the evidence to prove Christianity right and found it completely lacking. So what? How about we set aside what other people think and look at the evidence for ourselves?

    I don't have a problem with those events.

    Then I respectfully submit that you go back and reread the Bible's account of them in the light of logic, science and history. Because there is no evidence outside of the Bible to suggest that these events happened (or are even possible), and plenty of evidence to suggest that they did not. Chapter 4 of Ian Plimer, Telling Lies for God: Reason vs Creationism (Milsons Point: Random House Australia, 1994) brilliantly exposes the absurdities of Noah's Ark. It doesn't even begin to make logical sense - forget about all the science and history it contradicts. And there weren't even 600,000 people in all of Egypt at the time of Exodus, as far as we can tell - let alone were wandering around in the Sinai desert for 40 years, leaving no archeaological evidence behind. But ancient writers routined exaggerated or overestimated the sizes of armies and so forth, so historians are not too troubled by the 600,000 figure. You ought to be, though, if you think the Bible is inerrant.

    They are only biased in the sense that they report from the point of view of how faithful to God the people are.

    No, I said they were politically biased, and that is so, whatever else they may be. For example, Kings is probably based on court records, king lists, and the like, which served a political purpose. The power and wealth of Solomon is exagerated beyond all historical plausibility. And so on. It all suggests human authorship.

    The New Testament manuscripts date from much closer to the time they were authored, were authored closer to the events described and occur in much greater numbers than any other historical document from the period.

    This is plainly not true, unless (for example) you think that Julius Caesar didn't write an account of the Gallic wars. He was not only an eye

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