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Just a Phone?

LiquidCoooled writes "Vodafone in the UK have released a mobile phone which caters to those people craving a simple handset. For far too long we have been overpowered by extras we don't need; this looks to be a very nice solution. These phones feature a large format screen and buttons and a simple interface making this phone more accessible to a larger audience." I'd sure prefer better sound and simpler menus to the useless camera and gimmicks built into my current phone.

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  1. Hey Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd sure prefer less editorializing and fewer dupes in my current Slashdot, but I guess we don't always get what we want.

    1. Re:Hey Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, we know you're not the real timothy because if you actually read Slashdot, you'd just mod the original post into oblivion.

    2. Re:Hey Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'd sure prefer better sound and simpler menus to the useless camera and gimmicks built into my current phone.

      I wouldn't.

    3. Re:Hey Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Nokia 1100.

      About as simple a modern phone as you can get, with an easy interface. Cheap too at only 30 quid.

  2. it's simple, but... by myc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it also has a large form factor, not unlike cell phones of yore (ala a Motorola V60). Not attractive.

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    1. Re:it's simple, but... by Joe+Random · · Score: 5, Insightful
      it also has a large form factor, not unlike cell phones of yore (ala a Motorola V60). Not attractive.
      Actually, I think that's a great idea. There's a large, mostly-untapped market out there with the older generation, which consists of people who would definitely benefit from a larger handset with easier-to-read text and easier-to-press buttons.

      For example, my grandma doesn't need a camera or games, that kind of stuff just confuses her. Her eyesight isn't so great at close distances, so larger text (both on the screen and on buttons) is a plus. Also, she has mild arthritis, and a larger phone with larger buttons would be a lot easier for her to use.
    2. Re:it's simple, but... by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      I use a Motorola V60. It's a flip-phone and therefore completely dissimilar to these phones.

    3. Re:it's simple, but... by sentientbeing · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the gods of UK daytime TV, Richard and Judy say its worth having, thats good enough for me.

      Where do I sign up?

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    4. Re:it's simple, but... by kebes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First off, from the pictures they aren't that big. Bigger than modern cellphones, but still small enough to fit in a jacket pocket easily.

      I think there is a big market for simpler (and hopefully cheaper?) phones like this. Alot of people (like my mom) carry their cell-phone in their purse anyway, so if it's a bit bigger, that's no big deal.

      As the article says, these new phones are not targetted at the young-and-modern crowd who want all the features and want to be able to carry it in their pocket without ruining their stylish outfit. These phones are being targetted towards older people who want no-frills devices that "just work." I think they will sell alot of these units.

    5. Re:it's simple, but... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree, and WTF is up with a battery sucking colour screen on a "basic" phone that doesn't take pictures or recieve media messages - what the hell do they expect it to be useful for?

      I really don't get why people are always bitching about the lack of basic phones anyway. You want basic, you can buy a brand new, SIM free Nokia 1100 for less than £30 (below half the price of this new one from Voda, and in my experience Sagems are shit anyway although that's just personal preference). Alternatively, buy any other older model phone from eBay - they're not expensive.

    6. Re:it's simple, but... by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      I know it is an untapped market. In the article they thought it would be a good future idea to have a dedicated one touch help phone. This is already available in Switzerland and has been for the past year or so.

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    7. Re:it's simple, but... by STrinity · · Score: 2

      Forget the old. What about us folks with big hands who have to put up with devices designed for smurfs.

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    8. Re:it's simple, but... by Osty · · Score: 1

      I use a Motorola V60. It's a flip-phone and therefore completely dissimilar to these phones.

      I also use a V60, and not only is it a flipphone, but it's also smaller than most of today's fancier phones. I lovemy V60, and the only reason I'll ever upgrade is if it stops working. It does exactly what I need:

      • Makes and receives phone calls with good quality, range, and battery life
      • Fits comfortably into a jacket or pant pocket for easy carriage without having to get a hip holster.
      That's all I need. No camera, no color screen, no web browser (well, I think there's one in there somewhere, but it's primitive and I have no need for it), no fancy games (the v60 has three or four basic games that I never play), no polyphonic annoying as hell ring tones, etc.
    9. Re:it's simple, but... by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      The V60 does have some web connectivity, actually. I love mine, too.

      I've actually washed it in the washing machine with my shorts before and it survived. I've dropped it and crushed it and done everything that's supposed to break it. It's virtually indestructible (except for the antenna).

      It's small, the battery lasts long enough, and it has great reception.

    10. Re:it's simple, but... by just-a-stone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      my gramdma has a "rufhilfe" button to wear like a watch that works within a 200m radius at home (connected via a base station, connected to pots like a modem). our attempts to give her a possibility of calling help when hiking or on mushroom foray failed because of to small buttons on cell phones.

      unless a phone does not represent the habits she already has and is not really willing to change (why should she?), a menu more simple would not really help her. she never looks at the display if someone calls her, she's not interested in receiving or sending SMS. a perfect cell phone for elder people shold have extra quick dialing buttons, a small display (it isn't used anyway) and access to a configuration menu via some key combination they don't happen to fall into, after the grandchild or the elderly care nurse had configured it once for their needs.

      it's not yet perfect, but i'm glad to see improvements.

    11. Re:it's simple, but... by MSZ · · Score: 1

      Not attractive if your criterion of attractiveness is "how easy it is to stuff into bunghole". It's handy and probably well fitting to hold, much unlike the latest-and-smallest.

      I've had it enough with phones too small to hold comfortably, buttons you need toothpick to push. The best phone I ever had was Nokia 6250, a big "armored" phone. If they were to put updated internals (with BT and GPRS) into the same case, I'd run and buy one.

      And besides, the cellphone has three key functions (for me) 1. talking with people 2. sending SMS 3. alarm clock. All the rest is not necessary. If I want portable games, there's Gameboy. If I need notes, calendar etc, the PDA is better. If I need digital photos, a camera with real lens is better. So this phone is a very good phone but not a fancy combo device.

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    12. Re:it's simple, but... by MSZ · · Score: 2

      Not only older people but a whole lot of people who do not dig "smaller is better".

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    13. Re:it's simple, but... by rbochan · · Score: 1

      They just need to make it look like this.

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    14. Re:it's simple, but... by big+tex · · Score: 1

      Seriously.

      I want a phone that I can use outside in the winter with my gloves on.
      My nextel i58sr is pretty close, but not quite.

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    15. Re:it's simple, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's exactly what i thought - "jeez, that phone is huge!". . . at the very least they could've made it a flip phone. . .

      one of the main reasons i don't want a new cameraphone is that they tend to be larger than the simple non-cameraphone that i currently own. . . it was like phones were getting smaller and smaller until all of a sudden the cameraphone jacked the size back up to what they were at back in 2001. . .

    16. Re:it's simple, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I really don't get why people are always bitching about the lack of basic phones anyway.

      And that's why you'll always be poor.

    17. Re:it's simple, but... by temojen · · Score: 1

      Also those of us with normal sized hands, but reduced use due to injury (or other medical reasons).

    18. Re:it's simple, but... by KidHash · · Score: 1

      Read: "What about all us obese americans who end up mashing the keypad"

    19. Re:it's simple, but... by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      Read: "What about all us obese americans who end up mashing the keypad"

      Read: "I'm a fat headed lout who thinks everybody has the same body."

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    20. Re:it's simple, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read: "I'm a fat headed lout who thinks everybody has the same body." Read: "I'm a humourless person who sees an insult in everything." - Pete

    21. Re:it's simple, but... by STrinity · · Score: 1

      Read: "What about all us obese americans who end up mashing the keypad"

      Because fingers can only be big in width, not length. Right.

      Dude, my pinky is probably as long as your index finger.

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    22. Re:it's simple, but... by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Read: "What about all us obese americans who end up mashing the keypad"

      No, that's how you obtain the special dialing wand.

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    23. Re:it's simple, but... by Aadomm · · Score: 1

      Aha its a Steinbeck quote! Very good.

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    24. Re:it's simple, but... by Aadomm · · Score: 1

      Might have been a decent or at least slightly amusing post if the post you were replying to had not specifically mentioned a very good and very cheap phone.

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    25. Re:it's simple, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read: "I'm a eurofag apologist that thinks America sucks, even though I won't ever make good on my threat to move to Canadia because the inconvenience it would deal to my comfortable life is too great."

    26. Re:it's simple, but... by blackpaw · · Score: 1

      Bollocks - I like American bashing as much as the next Kiwi but that post was retarded:
      - Gratuitous reference to obese USAian's
      - Inaccurate, lots of skinny people have large hands that find small keypad difficult.
      - old, its been done to death
      - not funny

    27. Re:it's simple, but... by rossdee · · Score: 1

      You have a point about the gloves, but how much cold can a cellphone stand anyway? Would it even work at -40 degrees, or would the display freeze, and what about the battery?

    28. Re:it's simple, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read: "What about all us obese americans who end up mashing the keypad"

      Hey, I'm a 6'8" defensive end, and my hands are big enough to crush your empty head. Wanta step outside, fool?

    29. Re:it's simple, but... by shimmoril · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised. Living in Winnipeg, MB, Canada where winter temperatures are frequently -40 degrees Celcius - BEFORE the windchill - I have never had a problem w/ my display, battery or the basic functionality of the phone itself. This includes when standing outside, waiting for the bus and checking w/ the Telebus system to see when it will arrive.

    30. Re:it's simple, but... by Stephen+H-B · · Score: 1

      Read: "I'm an ethnocentrist Yank who can't even get the name of the country next door right."

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    31. Re:it's simple, but... by big+tex · · Score: 1

      Apparently, it's good to -30C, but the buttons are still too small.
      I know for a fact it's OK with ice, water and whatnot - I've had mine full of water, shaken it out, and works fine, while one of my coworkers dropped his in a puddle of grout and left it overnight by accident. We got the grout off of it with a chipping hammer, and cleaned the charging contacts with a wire brush, and it worked ok (the '4' key sticks a little..).

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    32. Re:it's simple, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Dude, my pinky is probably as long as your index finger.

      It ain't what you've got, it's how you use it!
      - Oh wait, what were we talking about?

  3. Speed up the interface a bit! by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This probably sounds a bit hypocrytical coming from someone who has written java apps for phones, but one thing that does annoy me about the modern handsets is the sluggish interface due to the anti-aliased true-type fonts, animation, heavy operating system overhead (relative to the CPU), colour menus and other crap that gets in the way when you just want to make a quick call. I've lost cound of the number of times I've called directory enquiries, got a number and tried to type it in before forgetting it, (I'm too lazy to use a pen) and after tapping away, realise it's missed the first one or two digits. My 7 year old wireless home phone handset can take the digits as fast as I can punch them in, so why can't a mobile costing 300-400 pounds?

    While I'm at it, am I the only one who wishes that directory enquiries could beam a number to your phone in a specific format, so that you could just call by viewing the text message and using a "convert to number" type option (in the UK we do get a text message, but it's a case of reading the message, remembering the number, backing out back to the main interface and typing it in)? Maybe other countries do this?

    Back to the topic, why not have "Advanced user", "Normal user" and "Dimwit" settings. Default to "Dimwit", mode which would have by default two menu options "stored numbers" and "settings". If stored numbers was picked, it would show a list of 9 numbers (maximum, or whatever will fit on the display) and a prompt text telling the user to just press key 1-9 to call, or 0 to cancel. If from the main menu the user starts typing in a number, the two options are "Store number", or "Cancel". The settings menu for the "Dimwit" user would only allow a change to another user type. Probably best not to use the word "Dimwit" in the option list though I guess...

    Really, it's not rocket surgery, using a phone though, and as long as the extras don't get in the way of normal functionality, who cares how many bells and whistles there are? If you don't want to use them, then don't. You wouldn't decide not to buy a car simply because it had too many gadgets, would you? Defaulting to predictive text is one of my pet hates though I hate predictive text, and always disable it, but plenty of handsets make doing so difficult or at least non-obvious.

    1. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > You wouldn't decide not to buy a car simply because it had too
      > many gadgets, would you?

      Well, yes. One particular car with hundreds of gadgets I won't use is 80,000UKP.

      The car I bought which was as minimal as I could get seven years ago was 4,000UKP. I still can't get away from the gadgetry, but I'll have to live with the power windows. 76,000UKP difference there.

    2. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by dyftm · · Score: 1

      On a lot of modern phones (e.g. sony ericsson s700i), it picks out phone numbers, email addresses, websites etc. in recieved txt messages and allows you to do normal actions with them (call, store etc.)

    3. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Montag2k · · Score: 2, Informative
      "While I'm at it, am I the only one who wishes that directory enquiries could beam a number to your phone in a specific format, so that you could just call by viewing the text message and using a "convert to number" type option (in the UK we do get a text message, but it's a case of reading the message, remembering the number, backing out back to the main interface and typing it in)? Maybe other countries do this?"

      This is a feature of an individual phone's OS. Here in the US, Verizon will send you a text message after a directory enquiry. My phone - a rather humble LG - will parse through every text message and ask me if I want to save the number into my phone book or dial it.

      -Montag
    4. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by ttlgDaveh · · Score: 1

      I was going to bring this up too, and then I realised that every phone I've had this feature on has been a SonyEricsson model. (Sony J5, SE T310, T630, S700i). Is this feature unique to SonyEricsson or something?

    5. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by JimmehAH · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I want to get a phone number out of a text on my Nokia I open the message then go to Options, select Use Detail and then Phone number.

      There are also options for email and web addresses.

      Though I bought the phone in India I imagine the software is pretty much the same as it is back home.

    6. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by rsidd · · Score: 1

      My Nokia can pick out numbers from text messages.

    7. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

      I picked up a Treo 650 last week, and it seems to be the solution to this problem while retaining the bells, whistles, and camera that I simply cannot live without.

      The PDA software (Palm OS 5) drives the interface. As a standalone piece of software developed for a separate device, it is in fact quite quick in accessing items and databases. Some careful modification for the dialers and communications features already present in Palm OS make it a hell of a cell phone in many respects, including interface speed - because it's not really a cell phone. It's mostly a PDA.

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    8. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by StarKruzr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Power windows bother you?

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    9. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by warriorpostman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rocket surgeons everywhere are shaking their heads in disbelief at your comment. ...

    10. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by aedan · · Score: 1

      You can ask directory inquiries to connect you to the number you requested but there is charge for this... and it's too much for me to want to pay it.

      I've never seen anybody use predictive text.

    11. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Well, they are more likely to break than crank ones...

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    12. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Your "dimwit" interface is way too complicated. Why can't I just have a phone with only the number keys, send and end, and a 7-segment LCD to show what number I've typed in?

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    13. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've owned 3 other cars since 1972. Never, not once, had the two with manual windows broken down in the years I owned them.

      Both of the cars with power windows have had problems, not the least of which the first one I owned wouldn't allow me to move a window up or down unless the engine was running. Stupid stupid stupid, and a gadget just for the sake of gadgetry.

      A pain in the arse, and like many new gadgets not implemented correctly or just not useful in the first place.

    14. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by sirReal.83. · · Score: 1

      A single seven-segment LED*? Sounds a little too simple ;P

      * Yeah, it's LED... LCD "segments" are pixels.

    15. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      You wouldn't decide not to buy a car simply because it had too many gadgets, would you?

      Are features free? Power/heated side mirrors, power adjustable eight-way driver and passenger heated/cooled leather bucket seats, advanced all speed traction control, duplicate steering-wheel mounted audio controls, power open/close liftgate and/or side sliding doors, power moon-roof, speed adjustable volume controls, 6-disc in-dash MP3 CD player, dual/quad sub-woofers, reverse sensing system, perimiter alarm, sonic interior cabin alarm, integrated garage door opener, GPS navigation system, memory seats+mirrors, auto dimming rear-view mirror, electronic step bars, dual zone with rear climate controls, automatic climate controls, full-size spare tire with alloy rim, ...

      I could make a list as long as your arm for car accessories. How much of that $40k list of options are you willing to pay for if you only need a grogery getter? The list of features for cell phones is becomming astronomically large as well. If I want to be able to communicate quickly and easily with friends and family, do I really need a camera, PDA, Bluetooth, appointment scheduler, or any of the other thousand or so features that can baloon the price upwards of $1000?

      Would you reccomend a Dual-Xeon 3.0GHz, 2GB dual-channel DDR400 RAM with 1TB of SATA-RAID space and a $999 ATI video card to your parents to enable them to check their e-mail?

      We get what we pay for, and we pay for what we get. Cell phones, unlike cars, unfortunately don't list the accessories and their relative costs. $295 with the requirement to sign a 3-year contract is unacceptable for many consumers.

      Your analogy would hold true if all cars cost $10,000 and all phones cost $50.

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    16. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Huh? A seven-segment LCD is still a Liquid Crystal Display, not a Light Emitting Diode.

      Anyway, I meant seven segments per character, not seven segments total. So that would be (7 * 11 characters =) 77 segments, plus a couple for battery and signal status.

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    17. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by the_true_cirrus · · Score: 1

      Not sure about other handset manufacturers, but AFAIK all Nokias have a had a similar feature for years - it's in the options menu when you read a text message (and I think it's called "Find numbers" or something like that) My old-skool, black-and-white-screen 8210 and 8310 phones had it and so does my my current 6600 (which also has the option to find web and email addresses in messages)

    18. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by peragrin · · Score: 1

      So anyone need to make a long distance call can just go bugger off?

      Wouldn't a 12 number display work better?

      It's the only thing I use my cell for is long distance. It's extremely cheap.

      of course i could do without the camera(both still and video) about 50% of the options installed, though i do like bluetooth to upload my phone list with.

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    19. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      If you have one of the newer Windows Smartphones, the OS can pick a phone number out of an email or text and ask you if you want to call it or save it.

      In addition, to use the phone book, you just start typing in either the first few digits of the phone number you want to call or the first letters of the caller's name. The 200MHz CPU in it is pretty nippy too.

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    20. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by HumanTorch · · Score: 1

      The time to get a phone number from my old Nokia via any method (ie Recieved Calls, phone book, etc.) was much faster than on my current phone, a v220. An endless source of annoyance.

    21. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Err, isn't a long distance call eleven digits? Seven for the number, three for the area code, and one for the "1" at the beginning?

      Anyway, the number of digits is unimportant -- you could have 15 or something for international or extension calls, or you could have fewer and just let the dman thing scroll off the end. The point is to have a simpler display than the fancy (and power-sucking) dot matrix ones in most phones.

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    22. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need for a Windows "innovation". My absolutly basic, crappy, min. four-years old Mitsubishi Trium can pick phone numbers from SMS.

    23. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by magefile · · Score: 1

      My Verizon service doesn't txt me, it just connects me to the #. I wish it'd do both.

    24. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Dante · · Score: 1
      You wouldn't decide not to buy a car simply because it had too many gadgets, would you?

      As a matter of fact I would. when I bought my car, I specificly looked for less features not more. I had just had a Audi where every other bell and whistle was broken. And fixing it would cost more then I wanted to pay.

      So I bought a good car without almost a bells and whistles, a Acura Integra. still running and it just pass 200000 miles. and everything works.

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    25. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Badfysh · · Score: 2, Informative
      so that you could just call by viewing the text message and using a "convert to number" type option

      Actually my Sony Ericsson T610 does that, it highlights numbers in text messages and you can press 'call number'. In any case, I don't know why Directory Enquiries can't just send you a business card instead of a text, then anybody could just press the call button to dial or save the number directly to their phonebook.

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    26. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by dangitman · · Score: 1
      but it's a case of reading the message, remembering the number, backing out back to the main interface and typing it in)? Maybe other countries do this?

      Just use cut-n-paste on the text message they send you. Some phones also have "make new entry from this" features.

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    27. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by dangitman · · Score: 1
      If I want to be able to communicate quickly and easily with friends and family, do I really need a camera, PDA, Bluetooth, appointment scheduler, or any of the other thousand or so features that can baloon the price upwards of $1000?

      Actually, Bluetooth is the one feature you mentioned, that does greatly speed up and ease communication with friends and family. I really can't stand entering text messages with the numeric keypad. I simply refuse to do it. This makes the phone worthless, as very few people I know use their phones for talking - it's all text messages. So, I just get my iBook with bluetooth out, and I can send messages much more quickly with the qwerty keyboard. Not to mention the ease and speed of backing up data on the phone.

      In fact, why don't they just eliminate the numeric keypad, and put a full alpha keyboard on phones? I can't remember the last time I actually dialled a number using numbers. It's all done from the address book.

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    28. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SE T610 is a stupid phone, thats the reason why it failed so miserably. Befoer you flame me, have you seen how stupid it is to have 1-touch dialing on this model? You can't just pick a random contact from the contact & assign it. Oh, no, you have ARRANGE the SIM in the fast dial order. Retarded.

      Compare that to Nokia 6600. You want to set speed dial? Select the contact from your contacts list, assign it a number between 2 & 9 & you're set.

      SE needs to undergo a BIG improvement in interface design

    29. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by dangitman · · Score: 1
      You wouldn't decide not to buy a car simply because it had too many gadgets, would you?

      Hell, yes! I hate cars that are full of electronics and other unreliable features. Air-conditiooning is environmentally unfriendly, and expensive to maintain. Automatic transmission - WTF? Who likes automatic transmission? It doesn't even feel like you are driving - and you have less control, not being able to change down a gear to slow down around a corner without braking, for example. Power Windows - what is that all about? Are there really people who are too weak to turn a hand crank, that they have to add another point of failure and battery dependency?

      Give me a simple, manual-transmission car with a good engine and gearbox, that I can fix myself, and not need a mechanic with a proprietary system analysis computer to adjust the settings. Simple cars are a thing of beauty. I simply don't get the appeal of most cars on the market today - they are so ugly, stuffed with useless crap, and try to automate everything. It feels like living in a bubble or an airline seat, rather than driving a car.

      And what's with the obsession of having all rounded edges on cars these days? Sure, a few curves aren't bad, but we're getting to the point where they resemble tennis balls in their bland, round shape.

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    30. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Badfysh · · Score: 1

      Actually I wouldn't flame you because that's totally true. I was amazed when I found that out. I used to use speed dialling on my old 6310, I still haven't set it up on the T610 yet because it's too much bother. Apart from that though, it's been a pretty good phone.

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    31. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Decimal+Dave · · Score: 1

      So if I want to save the hearing in my left ear by opening up the passenger side window instead...I'm supposed to reach over there and turn a crank while I'm driving? It's a lot safer to just hit a switch and let the window roll down on it's own. And a manual transmission? Taking my hand off the wheel to change gears, and then screwing with the clutch...it's just another distraction I don't need when I should be concentrating on not being a road hazard. If really need to downshift going downhill or something, my Passat's automatic transmission still lets me do that anyway.

      The "bland" rounded shape you were taking about also cuts down on noise and wind resistance, which saves on gas.

      It sounds like you'd rather be driving around in some 1970's beatermobile. Big, obnoxious, no power steering, abs or airbags... just the sort of thing that'll take your genes out of the pool.

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    32. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I agree. Up to no AC. I live in Arizona, AC is life.

      I agree though, cars have reached this extreme of ugliness. Some of the newer ones even pain me, i want to grab their owners by the collar and scream "Where has your sense of aesthetic gone!!?", while crying tears of blood at the eyesore he's driving. The Prius comes to mind first, followed by the Element, and then the New Beatle.

      The only auto feature I like is mirrors, but they should also be manually adjustable.

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    33. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      true but just barely. Power windows have been in cars for over 20 years and they have had time to perfect the technology.

    34. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by MSBob · · Score: 1
      Most automatic gearboxes allow you to downshift. In fact I can't recall a single car built after 1992 that doesn't allow for downshifting in an auto gearbox.

      Curves help with air resistance. Cars are getting to the point where this actually starts making a noticable difference in fuel consumption.

      Most electrical systems in well built cars (which by definition excludes Volkswagen and most American brands) are highly reliable. My 1996 Mazda had the catalytic converter go but all electrical systems are as good as new. It's got 240,000 km on the clock. I'm tempted to replace it with something newer and sexier but it just frigging keeps on running :-)

      Modern cars are far better built than the 70's clunkers.

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    35. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Aadomm · · Score: 1

      I love the term 'rocket surgery'. Fantastic.

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    36. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your reasoning regarding the manual transmission. Either you like to play the devil's advocate, or you really don't belong behind the wheel of a car that has to share the road with other people.

    37. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by sirReal.83. · · Score: 1

      Er, most LEDs are not Liquid Crystal, but solid-state.

    38. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by lizrd · · Score: 1
      A 7 segment display draws digits out of 7 lines (aka segments)four vertical and three horizontal like so:
      _
      |_|
      |_|
      One would assume that a 7 segment display for a phone would have more digits than a watch, but I've got land line phones with no display at all and they work fine.
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    39. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by dangitman · · Score: 1
      So if I want to save the hearing in my left ear by opening up the passenger side window instead...I'm supposed to reach over there and turn a crank while I'm driving

      Well, you could do it when you come to a stop. Or not open it in the first place. Didn't you realize it would make a noise when you rolled it down in the first place?

      Taking my hand off the wheel to change gears, and then screwing with the clutch...it's just another distraction I don't need

      It's not a distraction, it actually improves your concentration on driving. I find that people who drive automatics are the most easily distracted and least attentive drivers.

      If really need to downshift going downhill or something, my Passat's automatic transmission still lets me do that anyway.

      But you don't really have control over it, because the clutch is automatic.

      The "bland" rounded shape you were taking about also cuts down on noise and wind resistance, which saves on gas.

      Not when they take it to extremes. to cut down on air resistance, it should be aerodynamically shaped - not so fucking rounded that it makes it less aerodynamic.

      It sounds like you'd rather be driving around in some 1970's beatermobile. Big, obnoxious, no power steering, abs or airbags... just the sort of thing that'll take your genes out of the pool.

      No, I hate big cars. I like efficient, reliable four-cylinder Japanese cars of the 80s. I like rally cars. Small cars that are agile, have good acceleration and great handling. But hey - nice attempt at an ad-hominem.

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    40. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Most automatic gearboxes allow you to downshift. In fact I can't recall a single car built after 1992 that doesn't allow for downshifting in an auto gearbox.

      But how do you control the clutch, when it's automatic? Compare downshifting in an auto compared to a manual. there's no comparison. Automatic transmissions and clutches are too slow to react, and don't usually do what you want them to. Not to mention that they are high-maintenance.

      Curves help with air resistance. Cars are getting to the point where this actually starts making a noticable difference in fuel consumption.

      Only up to a certain point. A round car isn't exactly aerodynamic. Neither is a square care. Something in-between that's designed to lower air resistance is good. Not these over-round things which are designed for "style" and aren't actually more aerodynamic.

      Think about it. Have you ever seen a round jet aircraft? No, they usually have a pointy nose, and gentle curves - not a big blob of a shape like many modern cars.

      Modern cars are far better built than the 70's clunkers.

      Who said I like 70s cars? I can't stand most of them. I prefer Japanese four-cylinder cars of the 80s and early 90s. Even the Japanese cars are going down in quality and reliability these days.

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    41. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Big, obnoxious, no power steering,

      That's another thing. Power steering. You can't even feel the road, or the weight of the car! I consider it dangerous, when people can so easily oversteer without any mechanical feedback. Even if it isn't dangerous, power steering makes driving unpleasant.

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    42. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by shakey_deal · · Score: 1

      Yes, the T610 failed so much it was awarded the Award for Best Mobile Handset, Terminal or Device in Technology Innovation section at the 3GSM Congress in Cannes 2004.

    43. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by ockegheim · · Score: 1
      one thing that does annoy me about the modern handsets is the sluggish interface due to the anti-aliased true-type fonts, animation, heavy operating system overhead (relative to the CPU), colour menus and other crap that gets in the way when you just want to make a quick call

      I was quite proud of crashing my Nokia 7110, "an important phone", full of groundbreaking new features, none of them implemented very well.

      why not have "Advanced user", "Normal user" and "Dimwit" settings

      I hope you're not calling my mother a dimwit ;-)

      My girlfriend and I were amused to find out that both our mothers carry their numbers round with them in their handbags on a crowded and worn sheet of paper. A phone with an easy to use directory system would be great for them. The ad for it could feature middle-aged people throwing away their sheets of paper!

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    44. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? He said 7 segment-LCD, he meant 7-segment LCD. What's the problem? Yeah, you can get 7-segment LEDs too, but so what?

      My microwave and my VCR have 7-segment LED displays.
      My landline phone and my calculator have 7-segment LCD displays.

      Both have their uses.

    45. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by gagravarr · · Score: 1

      While I'm at it, am I the only one who wishes that directory enquiries could beam a number to your phone in a specific format, so that you could just call by viewing the text message and using a "convert to number" type option

      On my phone (Nokia 6600), I view the SMS, pick Options -> Find -> Phone Number, and it shows me a list of all the things that look like phone numbers it found in the SMS. I pick the one I want, and can either call the number, SMS to the number, or add it to my contacts list.

      Perhaps what you need is a fancier phone....

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    46. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by samael · · Score: 1

      My phone (Nokia 6630) has no problems picking phone numbers out of texts. Nor did my previous one (a Motorola). Is your phone, by any chance, ancient?

    47. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Exactly! That's why I tried to make it clear that I wasn't talking about LEDs at all!

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    48. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      They're also slightly heavier. If you're the kind of person who would drive something like a Honda Insight or Lotus Elise you might care about that sort of thing...

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    49. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by hawk · · Score: 1

      Taking my hand off the wheel to change gears, and then screwing with the clutch...it's just another distraction

      If you find shifting gears a distraction, you plain and simply lack the aptitude to operate an automobile (or, possibly, are speaking from ignorance).

      If shifting gears requires any portion of attention, and you are not in your first couple of weeks with a real transmission . . . *shudder*

      hawk, who may get stiffed with an automatic in his uhaul due to incompetent drivers

  4. You know... by neiffer · · Score: 1

    I already have just a phone...it was the cheap one available from Verizon...I wish mine were more than just a phone...

  5. Its true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we are backwards in the UK.

  6. THANK YOU! by KiranWolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's about time someone put an end to hardware feature creep on cellphones!

    I don't need cameras, a million different ringtones, games, instant messenger, etc on my cellphone. All I ask of it is that it make reliable calls, have a somewhat long battery life, and be easy to read (I have a hell of a time reading the text on my LG) and use.

    Cellphone companies in America, please take note.

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    "Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that!" - George Carlin.
    1. Re:THANK YOU! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      What in the hell are you all babbling about. There have always been feature bare phones for the ludites, this article is pointless. Your grandma doesn't want a camera and they know this. You see, none of these basic phones usually get mentioned here, so everyone has this inane idea that the latest MS gadget is all that's available. Here in the UK you can by basic phones in shops found on every shopping street/mall, plus in many cornerstores / newsagents.

    2. Re:THANK YOU! by gmack · · Score: 1

      This is a good start.. then all we need is a phone like this and one with a bluetooth adaptor.

      Then it could be pluggable.. wireless headset? yep.. want to make a data connection? whip out your PDA or laptop.

      For me the ideal phone would just make calls on it's own and have the ability to route other kinds of traffic.

      I'm tired of paying extra to have a second rate PDA, a third rate camera etc all built into my phone since I tend to have all those things anyways. It all just adds an annoying level of complexity.

    3. Re:THANK YOU! by KiranWolf · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Last time I went to buy a new phone (about 9 months ago), I was presented with a wide array of options at the local Cingular store.

      All of them expensive and all of them with tons of things that I will never, ever use. In the meantime, the one I did buy (the closest I could come to a barebones model, an LG-4020), sounds like ass, drops calls, and is loaded with bells and whistles that I don't need.

      Sure, it can play Beethoven, but it can't keep me connected to my girlfriend for more than 15 minutes.

      Sure, it can surf the web, but it has a battery life that, even without use, doesn't last more than a few days.

      Sure, it can get on AIM, but I have to cycle through all the ring volumes to put it on silent!

      My old Kyocera was the closest I've come to a really good phone. One touch could put it on silent. The call quality was pretty good, the battery life was spectacular, and it didn't have all these extra features that I'll never use.

      It just seems to me that designers and engineers could have better spent their time making a better telephone rather than making a telephone become something it isn't.

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      "Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that!" - George Carlin.
    4. Re:THANK YOU! by SamSim · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why people are complaining about the excess of phones with many features. Nobody forced you to buy one; there are *plenty* of alternatives on the market if you just look past the ones being advertised the loudest. I use this one (black, though, not blue), it's extremely small, functional, and its single "feature" is a small white LED at the top which works very well as a flashlight. What less could you ask for?

    5. Re:THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell do I want a flashlight on my phone?

      Here's what I want in a cell phone: the ability to make calls and recieve them.

      I also want zero startup time (like a land based phone) so I can keep it off if I want to and still make calls.

      Is it that hard to make a cell phone that behaves exactly like a land based phone?

      I mean, come on, I don't even want a freakin' screen on it.

    6. Re:THANK YOU! by dfn_deux · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for the single button phone. It seems to me a single "IBM nipple" style directional controller is all my phone really needs. All the directory editing can eb accomplished on a PC and transferred via cable or bluetooth or heck even XML via WAP for a centralized phone directory. So I should be able to press down to scroll down through entries, press up to scroll up through entries, hold button for x seconds to dial entry and again to to disconnect. The screen just needs to be a simple two color backlit LCD... In th case a number is to be dialed directly or a phone tree is encoutered there could be an on screen number pad displayed which could be navigable with the single control. I'd trade 90% of the functions on my phone for 2 weeks of standby battery life...

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    7. Re:THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell do I want a flashlight on my phone?

      It's quite handy when the power goes out and you're in the company bathroom-without-windows.

      I promise.

    8. Re:THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because we all should know that your experience in the UK is the same as everyone anywhere in the world will have.

      Being a bit provincial, perhaps?

    9. Re:THANK YOU! by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      I also want zero startup time (like a land based phone) so I can keep it off if I want to and still make calls.

      Is it that hard to make a cell phone that behaves exactly like a land based phone?

      I'm guessing you either have no idea, or are just simply ignoring the way cellular phones work. The phone has to connect to and log in to the network. Your land-line is on a permanent, dedicated fixed connection to the exchange. Does that answer your question?

    10. Re:THANK YOU! by woluwedal · · Score: 1, Funny

      'but it can't keep me connected to my girlfriend for more than 15 minutes'

      As a slashot reader I wouldnt have thought you'd have a girlfriend for more than 15 minutes! :0)

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    11. Re:THANK YOU! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Because we all should know that your experience in the UK is the same as everyone anywhere in the world will have.

      Being a bit provincial, perhaps?

      No, just being self-aware and forthright that my knowledge in that area is "provincial". Not something you'd be used to on this site, but there you go...

    12. Re:THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it can play Beethoven, but it can't keep me connected to my girlfriend for more than 15 minutes.

      Hey - my GF keeps claiming we got "disconnected," too!

    13. Re:THANK YOU! by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "making a better telephone rather than making a telephone become something it isn't"

      Cellphones aren't telephones. They are mobile communication devices.

      My device has email, web browsing, and AIM. I barely even use the phone part.

      Stop talking about making a "telephone become something it isn't". Why the hell do you get to decide what a mobile device "is"?

      If you want a plain phone, go on eBay and get a Nokia 3590. It's under $30, has good audio quality and battery life, and is devoid of all the features that you seem to hate.

      Many people, however, don't want "just a phone". I want PDA functionality so that I don't have to carry a PDA. I want an MP3 player so that I don't have to carry an iPod. I want a USB drive so that I don't have to carry a USB drive.

    14. Re:THANK YOU! by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

      I think I had the same kyocera, man that was a good phone. Mine died after about 2 years, as in dead deady dead, couldn't even get the numbers off of it. I then replaced it with the cheapest piece of crap I could fine coming to $200. go Sprint!

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    15. Re:THANK YOU! by Seumas · · Score: 1

      The simplest available phone I"ve found still comes with a flashlight, some games, a tip calculator, a calendar, a reminder, text messaging, downloadable ringtones, downloadable wallpaper, animated wallpaper, calculator...

      All I need is a phone that let's me make and recieve calls, has call-waiting and voicemail. Good luck finding something so simple in the states.

    16. Re:THANK YOU! by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1

      Been there too, but that's why I carry a bitty LED flashlight. Try holding your cell phone in your mouth while you're using both hands to mess with something.

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    17. Re:THANK YOU! by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      It seems to me a single "IBM nipple" style directional controller is all my phone really needs.

      I bet they'd sell well. Everyone likes playing with nipples!

    18. Re:THANK YOU! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      That's one of the things I like about GSM: Your numbers aren't stored on the phone, they're stored on your SIM card (actually it's just a chip). Your phone breaks, you get a new one, put the SIM card in and you have access to your numbers.

      As for mobiles, I'm going to stick with the Nokia 3210 or 6210 as long as eBay has them (and UMTS hasn't displaced GSM). They're robust, they have crisp monochrome displays, they don't need frickin' Windows to run and they even have SMS functionality for the rare occasions when I need it. Decent no-frills mobile phones.

      If you need a mobile that plays MP3, WMA, RAM, OGG, AAC and SID or has a built-in camera/widescreen TV/laser cannon - go ahead. However it would be nice if people who just need a portable telephone could get them from somewhere besides eBay.

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    19. Re:THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It's great you can get what you want, but you've gotta accept that not everyone wants the same thing you do.

      This sounds a lot like the mp3 market. Some people really want a player with voice recording, FM, line in, equalizer, driverless mass storage, etc. Most people though, just want to listen to music, and the one that gets that (Apple) is making a fortune.

      People like you or I want Treos, a lot of people want Nokia 3590s. Vodafone gets it. Lets see who else does.

    20. Re:THANK YOU! by rssrss · · Score: 1

      The Kyocera was wonderful. They bought Qualcomm's hanset business and used their software. I loved my Qualcomm with the wheel control.

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    21. Re:THANK YOU! by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      The common shortcut for silent mode on LG phones is to hold the "*" key down for a couple seconds.

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    22. Re:THANK YOU! by dangitman · · Score: 1
      I want an MP3 player so that I don't have to carry an iPod. I want a USB drive so that I don't have to carry a USB drive.

      And you'll want a stack of batteries the size of an iPod, if you use your phone as an MP3 player.

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    23. Re:THANK YOU! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      I was wondering how long something like this would take to hit the market. I wanted to get a phone for some older members of my family and couldnt find anything with a big diplay, big buttons, and a simple interface.

      There's a real senior citizen market out there that doesnt want or need tiny little buttons and confusing features. They just want to be able to make a call like they do with their land line phones. Maybe these phones exist already, but theyre not at the sprint showroom, best buy, etc.

    24. Re:THANK YOU! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Most people though, just want to listen to music, and the one that gets that (Apple) is making a fortune.

      Utter bullshit. The iPod is where it is due to good looks and great marketing. 90% of the people who bought one didn't even look at the alternatives nor did they care about the features. They wanted an iPod, which in their mind IS an mp3 player in the same way MythTV is TIVO.

    25. Re:THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Mr. RzUpAnmsCwrds for pointing out that cellular telephones aren't telephones.

      Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

    26. Re:THANK YOU! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Wow, you make it sound like the Luddite hordes are pressing at your door, trying to forcibly pry your feature packed glory of technology from your hands. Hell, they might even force you to use analogue!

      Stop sounding so defensive. Different strokes for different folks, and all. Nobody cares about you and your feature packed phone, it's all just a matter of preference. As it even says in TFA.

      Personally I loath cellphones. I think that their destroying our sense of public decency, and even to an extent the foundation of community (another technology that allows us to alienate ourself from the scary unknown other). My opinion. And yes, I have owned a cell, when I first got it I was in your camp, give me bells! Give me whistles! I want to show it off to the neighbors!

      Then I realized it didn't do anything as well as a dedicated device. So I opted for a cheap model, with a bare minimum of bloat, it could make calls, and do another couple things that I ignored (text... bleh!). Then I realized that it didn't do anything to enrich my life, or improve my communication to my loved ones. Do I really need to be in contact with everyone, all that time? Nope. (most cell conversations I observe are idiots spouting the minutia of their lives to someone, like it really matters) Did I live happily with out one before, yes. Could I survive without one? Hell yes. At that point the little pointless gagdet went out the window. Now people talk to me when I want them too, and I can sleep easily knowing that I am not one of those people who would annoy me in public places.

      Now, tangent aside, I really don't care if you want a phone with features, a plain phone, or none at all. Preference. I don't understand the defensive attitude.

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    27. Re:THANK YOU! by Aadomm · · Score: 1

      Nah you just need to plug it into the mains a bit more regularly. Small price to pay for carrying one less thing around with you in my opinion.

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    28. Re:THANK YOU! by Aadomm · · Score: 1

      Largely I agree with you. There is an obsession with these things and many people don't really need to be in touch all of the time. I used to go to festivals before there were mobile phones and the sense of mystery that I had there will never be repeated now that everyone can just call up their friends and find out where they are whenever they want.

      That said I really can't agree with your tirade against the former poster. That poster was argueing with the previous poster rather than with the article and considering that the arguements seem very reasonable.

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    29. Re:THANK YOU! by SuperDuG · · Score: 1
      You can also remove the battery ...

      OR ... my favorite ... find a sturdy hard surface ...put the phone on it as centered as possible ... and apply quick and ample pressure from repeated hits of a hammer.

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    30. Re:THANK YOU! by AaronStJ · · Score: 1

      Your first mistake was buying an LG, but you can be forgiven for that (LG makes utter shite phones).

      But really, you shouldn't be looking for a barebones model if you want a phone that will perform well in it's phonely duties. Because the barebones phone isn't really a barebones phone. It's the economy phone. So not only is it missing the features that you don't really want, but it's cheap in every other way. Do your research before hand, specifically focusing on reception and battery life. Low end phone won't have it. But the mid-range phones (with all the fancy features you don't want) will have good reception and better battery life. Just ignore the camera. It's not causing you any harm by being their.

      The engineers have made a better telephone. It just has other features on it, too.

      My specific recomendation is a Sony Ericsson t-616. You can get one on eBay for ~$100. Solid reception, decent battery life, small form factor, and an effective UI. Granted, it takes me 2 button presses to turn it on silent, but I'm sure you could learn to live with that.

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    31. Re:THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > As a slashot reader I wouldnt have thought you'd have a girlfriend for more than 15 minutes! :0)

      We geeks are masters of efficiency. After 15 minutes, do you really still need one? :)

  7. Freud....? by Elminst · · Score: 1

    Sometimes a phone is just a phone.

    And we like it that way.

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    1. Re:Freud....? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sometimes a phone is just a phone.

      And we like it that way.


      I'm not gonna argue with you. If that's what you really want, more power to you. But does this count? If all you want is a simple phone, why on earth does it need an oversized display? Why will you need to send "the odd text message"?

      I think the real truth is that most people really do want more than "just a phone" but they're having a hard time understanding the phone they have or they're having a hard time understanding why it cost so much. This is not so much "just a phone" as it is a simpler and cheaper alternative... which, of course, have been available from just about every provider on earth for free for years.

      Go to the web sites of Verizon, Cingular and Sprint. You'll see very simple phones available for free with a contract.

      Go to Wal-mart. You'll see several variety of simple, no frills pay-as-you-go phones for about $50.

      Why are people arguing that they want something simple? It's a non-argument because they're available all over the place. If what you really want is to just make phone calls, buy any phone, press the numbers for the friend you want to call and hit send. Neary every cell phone on the market will then proceed to place your call. What could be simpler than that? If, however, the real truth is that you really want all the other features, but they're too complicated to make efficient use of, then please complain about that instead. You're far more likely to get what you want if you complain about the right thing.

      TW

  8. Extras we don't need? by croddy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    For far too long we have been overpowered by extras we don't need

    speak for yourself; i for one am quite glad to be able to run midpSSH anywhere there's a tower within range!

    1. Re:Extras we don't need? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want a small phone, something that is a flip phone (like the Eriksson T62), a light phone, a reliable phone, a phone....not anything else. I want it to function great as a phone but I don't want a camera or bluetooth or stereopolysuperphonic ringtones.

      I have a Motorola now that kinda meets my needs, except it isn't reliable enough, the interface for using sucks geese farts, and they put "games" in the phone which are a total waste. I say "games" because I never saw anything so poorly programmed.

      Yes, I want to join calls, yes I want caller ID, yes I want voice dialing, no I don't want it to organize my life, no I don't want it to boot up.

    2. Re:Extras we don't need? by croddy · · Score: 1
      I think your frustration is with Motorola's infamously poor firmware, rather than with the features they've chosen to include. My brother recently picked up one of the "Razr" models, and honestly, I was shocked to see how poor the menu layouts, font rendering, and input response time were on a phone that has supposedly been the subject of so much development and engineering.

      Once you've used a phone with an intuitive keypad lock (a Nokia, for example), you'll begin to wonder why you ever dealt with the cheap, flimsy hinges on flip phones that manufacturers just can't seem to get right.

      as for games... there are quite a few open source java games that will do you just fine, particularly if you don't mind having your ass kicked at backgammon by a cell phone :-)

    3. Re:Extras we don't need? by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      My brother recently picked up one of the "Razr" models, and honestly, I was shocked to see how poor the menu layouts, font rendering, and input response time were on a phone that has supposedly been the subject of so much development and engineering.
      That's because the "engineering" was done almost entirely by Marketroids looking for only the flashiest features. Its rather depressing to see this happen to a company that was once a technology leader. I hope the shareholders and board members realize what this type of shortsighted planning will do to the future of Motorola if they don't demand changes soon.

    4. Re:Extras we don't need? by croddy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think you're missing the point... It's for those times when you need to get in, restart apache, and get out... and it's nice to have macros for that stuff too.

      of course a qwerty keyboard is better for interacting with a shell, but T9 is better than nothing at all!

  9. single button for emergencies..... by charlieb0y · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know about that one. I don't know how many times I've gotten a call from someone who has his phone in his pocket and it presses the key that is speed dial to my phone. I'm not sure emergency services wants to hear people's drive-thru orders. (Please tell me I'm not the only one that happens to....)

    1. Re:single button for emergencies..... by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 1

      Story about this...

      I had this happen to me riding a bike with a friend.. it happened to call another friend we were both talking crap about...

      The guy riding with me was going to town... talking all kinds of crap about other person..

      When we got back said friend was waiting prompty outside the guy's house wanting to fight him... haha i had to get them to cool down

      Had to be the most hilarious thing ever

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    2. Re:single button for emergencies..... by Blkdeath · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The guy riding with me was going to town... talking all kinds of crap about other person..

      When we got back said friend was waiting prompty outside the guy's house wanting to fight him... haha i had to get them to cool down

      Perhaps the moral of the story is not to talk about others behind their backs. The cell phone was just a more direct example of how such talk can "get back to" the victim.

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    3. Re:single button for emergencies..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're asking to change basic human behavior. The real moral here is to turn on the keypad lock feature! I've always operated my phone this way, because the hazards of having random buttons pushed are more than just that one.

    4. Re:single button for emergencies..... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      I don't know about that one. I don't know how many times I've gotten a call from someone who has his phone in his pocket and it presses the key that is speed dial to my phone.

      This happened to my girlfriend while we were fucking. She rolled onto her phone, which promptly dialled her boss. Looking at the call record later, he had been listening for at least 5 minutes ...

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    5. Re:single button for emergencies..... by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's worse is phones that allow you to dial the emergency number *through the keylock*, like my nokia 3310. Here's a big hint to mobile manufacturers -

      A KEYLOCK SHOULD LOCK THE KEYS!

      For example, our emergency number in .au is 000.
      I have accidently called 000 a few times with the phone keylocked in my pocket. It will happily ignore every other keypress except 0 - 0 - 0 (and 1 - 1 - 2, for you outsiders). What's even more annoying about this particular nokia phone is that when you press a key with it locked , it will *tell* you how to unlock it. "Press Unlock and then *", it displays, and once you press "Unlock", it displays "now press *". Seems pretty easy to follow.

      And to top it all off, once you accidently press 000 in your pocket, the only other buttons active are either a small "c" (for cancel) button, or the bloody great big menu key, which helpfully defaults to "send". Guess which one gets pressed the most when it's crammed in a pocket.

      Good design, nokia - real good. I'm sure all .au emergency operators thank you.

      [end rant]

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    6. Re:single button for emergencies..... by philml · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dialing emergency numbers through keylock is part of the GSM spec (at least for 118).

      Sounds sensible to me, I mean it's a fiddle turning off keylock and a phone that's new to you. What's stupid though is when a phone doesn't reset the memory when you press a non-emergency number digit, i.e. it registers 1xx1xx8 as dialing emergency services.

    7. Re:single button for emergencies..... by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      It's an annoyance when it's three digits the same - 112 (8?) at least has less chance of being randomly hit in a pocket.

      But that was just my rant for the day :-) It was , er , "interesting" the first time I pulled my phone out to find it's been on 000 for the last few minutes.

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    8. Re:single button for emergencies..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! My name is Adam and cell phones were becoming very mainstream with the good economy of the late 90s. I was in high school at the time (freshman) and within a year it seemed like everyone was getting them. Having a name fairly high up on the alphabetical list in phonebooks, I have received quite a few. I guess I'm pretty boring because I'd just hangup. Sometimes people would be talking, but given they usually were sitting on their phone, I couldn't hear much of anything anyway.

    9. Re:single button for emergencies..... by Spheroid2 · · Score: 1

      I heard an anecdote a while back that 80% of emergency calls here in the UK are accidental calls on a mobile. Since most mobiles allow calls to the emergency services when the keypad is locked, this wouldn't surprise me at all.

    10. Re:single button for emergencies..... by Uncle+Jimmy · · Score: 1

      Yep, same phone here and half the time I pull it out of my pocket it's got 000 on the display and "send" just waiting to be pressed. I think it's even made the call a few times too.

      It also tends to get unlocked a bit (I can also unlock it by running the palm of my hand down the front of it).

      I'd get a new phone, but it's not worth it because it doesn't see much use really.

  10. Finally? by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

    I hate all the extra crap going into phones now, my Nokia 3390 was the best phone I've ever had. I then went to some motorola piece of crap offered by Cricket and now I'm using a Samsung A650, but I still prefer my old Nokia.

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    1. Re:Finally? by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Why not use your 3390? Or buy another one? Or if you can't find a 33xx new, buy something like an 1100 which was released last year IIRC and is essentially the same but with a long-life lithium battery.

  11. Really? by MacFury · · Score: 1
    Really, it's not rocket surgery

    Cause that would be just plain silly. :-)

  12. Features or not... by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

    ...I've yet to see one cell phone with decent coverage. If they can fix that, I don't care whether it has a lot of fancy features or not. If there's no coverage, why bother either way?

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    1. Re:Features or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy, move out of the US. Seriously, most of Europe has 99% coverage by population.

    2. Re:Features or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree. All the extra features are just window dressing if you cannot make/take a call on your fancy new toy. I have had the last laugh on many an occasion when travelling to the US from Canada. There is usually someone with me that has the latest, greatest gadget, espousing how cool it is. (I still carry my 90's analog motorola brick phone.) As soon as we cross the border thier phone usually packs it in, and is useless. My ancient relic works on, and the snickers stop pretty fast.

      Yes, Canadians do have exceptional digital coverage, but there is no reason that US telco's cannot do the same.

    3. Re:Features or not... by Neophytus · · Score: 1

      That would on the whole be down to the provider rather than the phone itself. We've had almost blanket coverage in the UK for many, many years now unless you're wandering off into the highlands. In which case they're still reccomended emergency devices - doesn't that say something about their coverage?

  13. The Old Folks' Phone? by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    Pity, they seem to be pitching these phones to older customers. I would like a phone with legible text and an easy-to-navigate menu, but I can live without features like a "HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up!" button and alarm popups reminding me when it's time to take my metamucil...

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    1. Re:The Old Folks' Phone? by bananasfalklands · · Score: 1

      Hey if it was a windoze phone you probably would get a prompt from Clippy saying "are you dead yet". If you said no, then a wizard would then try and diagnose you.

      My Ericson a1018s just about works. Actually I tried to buy a a new handy to day - something cheap - but alas nobody wanted my money. Oh well something to do do next June.

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  14. Price? by Dougy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    For £80, why bother? You can get phones with features for this price. Maybe if it was cheaper, then I would buy one, but what's the point of just stripping all the features away then charging essentially the same amount?

    1. Re:Price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [flamebit]

      Same reason you buy MS Word and never use 90% of its features. You can use a simpler word processor which is more consistent and handle large files and better typesetting. I will rather pay same price for that. A simple interface also means that the these phones can optimize the battery life better.

      [/flamebit]

    2. Re:Price? by skeib · · Score: 1

      Uhm? Isn't that the point of this phone? That it's supposed to be extremely easy for anyone to use, so that the ones that will never ever use a calendar, camera or ringtone won't have to use a phone with too many choices...

    3. Re:Price? by Dougy · · Score: 2, Informative
      yes but you can buy an older phone for much less than £80 with a basic interface - and they're usually more reliable too - I was questioning why I would pay £80 when something that does the same thing can be had for far less -

      http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000816MD K/qid=1116699557/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_3_1/026-1337833-4 985209

      £20 for a basic phone. Why pay £80?

    4. Re:Price? by Dougy · · Score: 1

      I wasn't denying that, I was questioning the fact that the £80 price point seems a bit much for the target market

    5. Re:Price? by skeib · · Score: 1

      I guess they want the older users who are likely to buy this phone to get a subscription, not pay as you go. Afaik there's a lot more money in having regular customers than pay as you go customers, at least here in Norway.

  15. Camera Phones by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have always wondered who came up with combining a camera and a phone. It is not a totally ridiculous combination, like say, sub-woofers and a vacuum cleaner. I can see the combination of transmitting visual and audio data through the same device. But still, why combine two items into one shoddy piece of equipment when you can have a two seperate high-quality devices?

    1. Re:Camera Phones by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      The underlying idea of these combination devices is that you always have your phone with you.

      So, if there is a camera built into my phone, then as well as always having my phone with me, I always have a basic digital camera with me. Which is good, since people like taking candid snaps, so having a digital camera always with you is fun, even if it is a cheap and simple one.

      Ditto phones with calendars, simple video games, ssh clients, and so on.

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    2. Re:Camera Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who came up with combining a camera with a phone? The phone companies, that's who.

      How can you flog your next "money spinner" product (MMS) if no one has either a.) a camera on their phone to take pics, or b.) a phone which is capable of receiving the pics.

      The next step will see full video capabilities built in as standard in all phones (unlike just the top of the range ones at the moment) for the 3G money making.

      All these gimmicks are in there because without them the phone companies would have no way of making more money. It is all as simple as that - and it is backed up by the fact that the phone companies make significant losses on these camera phones by subsidising them in the hope that they make it all back (and then some) by people sending thousands of MMS at 30p a shot or whatever it is.

      So far the consumer is having the last laugh as MMS hasn't really taken off in any significant way, and so the phone companies are significantly out of pocket, but they are still hoping that they will soon reach a 'critical mass' and suddenly MMS will explode.

      The bare fact is MMS is shit, expensive (when compared to SMS) and useless at anything other than having a laugh with your friends. SMS is so successful because it allows very effective, cheap, efficient communication - MMS is completely ineffective because you can communicate virtually nothing with a picture - does email work by us sending each other pictures? The media boys should go back to the drawing board and come up with genuinely useful products rather than trying to sell the consumers something which is virtually useless.

    3. Re:Camera Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From Rob's (macosxhints.com) blog

      http://www.robservatory.com/archives/2005/05/18/th e-joy-of-travel-in-the-digital-age/

      to some extent it makes sense to have devices with multiple functionality.

    4. Re:Camera Phones by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, but if I combine a phone with a bathtub then I'll always have a bathtub with me. It won't be a very good bathtub, since it will have to fit into my pocket so I'll only be able to wash one finger at a time, but I'll always have a tub.

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    5. Re:Camera Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the idea is you take the picture/film/etc etc with the camera then you send it via mms to some one else

      it can be usefull at times...

    6. Re:Camera Phones by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      Good, so we've established that bathtubs aren't so suitable for combining with a phone, and cameras are.

      Some one should probably tell Nokia.

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    7. Re:Camera Phones by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      No, we've maybe established that both phones and cameras are good things to have with you. That doesn't mean that they should be combined.

      I always carry a pocket knife, but I haven't seen any need to have a blade built into my phone. My guess is that the phone manufacturer would pick some cheap and nasty sort of knife that I wouldn't find very useful, so I'd end up carrying my Wenger and my Leatherman anyway, only now my phone would be bigger as well.

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    8. Re:Camera Phones by Echoloc8 · · Score: 1

      Evidently you haven't had this experience, but there are many times where having a weak, cheap camera is much better than none at all.

      I used to be on your side (all I want is for my phone to MAKE CALLS, dammit!), but after my gf got a camera phone, she was able to take a picture of a fantastic wine rack that we saw while out at a restaurant together (a version of which I subsequently built for my house), I became a cameraphone convert.

      And no, neither of us had a pen, and the napkins were cloth, so making a sketch wasn't an option.

      -Echoloc8

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    9. Re:Camera Phones by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      No, I can certainly see such circumstances, but why a camera / phone combo in particular? Why not, for instance, a pen / phone?

      I just don't see any particular commonality of form or function. It's not like the combination makes thrifty use of the lens, or the microphone, or the speaker. If my phone had a flash, then perhaps I'd wish to make better use of it, but it doesn't. If my camera needed a numeric keypad, then it might avoid duplication, but it doesn't. In fact, about the only thing I can think of that the two devices share is the battery.

      Obviously if the pairing suits you, then it suits you and no more need be said, but I wonder what inspired the jamming together of two essentially different devices, and why that combination and not the phone / bottle opener or camera / PDA?

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  16. Richard & Judy by igorthefiend · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the marketing message here is that this is a phone than can be used even by complete morons?

    1. Re:Richard & Judy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know people who'd buy it for just that reason.

    2. Re:Richard & Judy by banuk · · Score: 1

      and here I thought they were trying to say that something techn related can be used by a woman

  17. if you don't want the features just don't use 'em! by trash+eighty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seems strange to pay more for a phone thats lacking less stuff. sometimes these features are useful anyway. i always thought a camera phone was pointless then i lost my existing camera on a holiday, at least i had a backup handy!

  18. I use my phone for three vital functions by lheal · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. as a telephone to talk to people. I don't use my landline much, but haven't dropped it yet.

    2. as a text pager. My system monitors and trouble report mail addresses all route to my phone.

    3. tetris on the shitter
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    1. Re:I use my phone for three vital functions by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      "3. tetris on the shitter"

      Dude, the "blocks" don't magically disappear, you have to flush...

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  19. Not all extra features are bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ya but mine makes a mean cappuccino. Some extras are hard to live without. Tough keeping the foam out of the buttons. Maybe the next model?

  20. let the user choose... by 3mp3r0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It would be great if users could choose what features they wanted on their phones rather than just having to choose from some standard models.
    Users must be allowed to select what they really need and nothing else.

    1. Re:let the user choose... by MonoSynth · · Score: 1

      They invented shortcut keys for that. The only problem is that most people don't read manuals and don't want to spend time on setting up their phone, ending up with browsing through multiple menus multiple times a day, because they bought overly complex phones because all their friends have them too (i've read a review of such a phone with 580 menu options! insane!).

      I have my phonebook, alarm, calculator and new message functions all one keypress away, and because reading messages wasn't available for the shortcut keys, that one is three keypresses away. Fortunately that's three times the same key.

      The only annoying thing about my phone (Samsung SGH-C100) is that the (totally unrelated) phonebook and escape/back functions are under the same key.

    2. Re:let the user choose... by greggman · · Score: 1

      Considering at least here in Japan, all cellphones will all features are available for 1 cent 6 months after they come out, why would you need the choice? You want to pay 1/6 of a penny for a phone with 1/6 the features?

    3. Re:let the user choose... by MonoSynth · · Score: 1

      usability, durability, energy consumption, speed, buggyness, startup-time......

    4. Re:let the user choose... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Honestly, yes, I think it would be good if there were some more choice. For example, I simply don't want a web browser or IM on my phone. If I could remove those from my menu system and get easier access to other things, I would. However, I would like a 2MP camera in my phone. If they could remove all the circuitry and whatnot for data transmission and make it cheaper and/or smaller, I'd be happy about that, but I doubt it would make a difference.

      On the other hand, I know a friend at work who scoffs at the idea of a camera phone, but likes browsing the web on his tiny little screen, which I think seems silly. Go figure, different strokes and all.

      Anyway, what really annoys me about the whole thing is the general feeling that the feature creep is really just a ploy by carriers to snare you into getting hooked on other "services". My $30 a month that I agreed to isn't enough, and neither is the $15 extra dollars they collect for "taxes" and "fees" every month. No, they want my to pay for e-mail and IM and sending pictures to friends and downloading ringtones and crap. I mean, I guess there are people that want all that, but just don't push it on me.

      Maybe it's just paranoid, but every time I look at my phone and see that the menu system I have to go through has 7 items on the top level, only 2 are of any use (the "phone book" and the "settings") and all the rest are pay services that I don't want-- well, I get the same sinking feeling I get as when I check my e-mail and find that I've received 20 spam e-mails in one day.

  21. I applaud Vodafone. by amper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I, for one, am heartily sick and tired of the technology industry catering to the ill-informed desires of children rather than to the real needs of the adults who actually pay the bills.

    I have no need or desire for a camera in my phone. I do not have the time to waste on text messaging through a cramped interface. I think that video on a cell phone is idiotic. I don't need a game on my cell phone to exercise my brain. I don't need my cell phone to play music.

    What i need is:

    1. A phone that is comfortable to use.
    2. A phone that can be operated easily with one hand.
    3. A vibrating ringer that doesn't disturb others.
    4. A speakerphone for when my hands aren't free.
    5. High speed IP access (preferably via a wireless connection like Bluetooth) for my PDA and laptop.
    6. A simple interface.
    7. Long battery life.
    8. Conservative, modern styling
    9. Worldwide coverage.
    10. Macintosh compatibility.
    11. Good customer service.
    12. and a reasonable price.

    Everything else is unecessary and unwanted. I'm a business person, and I want a tool that helps me do my job and stays out of my way. I'm not a child with ADHD that needs to be constantly entertained.

    1. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by JenovaSynthesis · · Score: 1

      I would add Individual Ringtones to your list. People make fun of me for demanding that feature saying it is a frill, but to me it is more important than having a second display on the outside.

      I love how I can assign each different person a ringtone and so when one plays I know who it is so I can either pull it out and take the call or reach into my pocket and silence the phone.

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    2. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, and phones should have a way to silence them w/o taking them out UNLIKE my Nokia and LIKE my sadly lost Eriksson.

    3. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Dehumanizer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Conservative, modern styling

      Isn't that a contradiction? :)

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    4. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Nokia 6310i

      I'm 99% sure it does everything you said. The only one I'm not positive about is speakerphone, but you can always use a bluetooth (or even wired) headset for handsfree.

      As I've said in other posts in this thread, these phones ARE out there, just not advertised. This Vodafone "basic" model is nothing new, it's just hyping it that is. I'd also strongly reccomend against Sagem phones (which this Vodafone one is) since I hate their menus and find the build quality severly lacking.

    5. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by superbondbond · · Score: 1
      8. Conservative, modern styling

      Amen to that.

      It's pretty hard to look professional when my phone starts playing Yankee Doodle Dandy and a dozen obnoxious LEDs flash in time with the music.

    6. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What you don't get is that these kids with ADHD are more profitable than you because of that need to be constantly entertained. Not to mention the fact that cell-phone companies are working very hard to build their customers into constant addicted media consumers so they can charge per view/listen. Remember, today's kids with ADHD are tomorrows adults with ADHD.

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    7. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by fiddlesticks · · Score: 1

      you'll want a nokia 6310i then.

      Reliable, insane battery life, worldwide (well, tri-band), conservative and modern, etc

      no speakerphone, but everything else that you want, i think

    8. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      I, for one, am heartily sick and tired of the technology industry catering to the ill-informed desires of children rather than to the real needs of the adults who actually pay the bills.

      You may want to re-think that. The youth of (North) America commanded some $1.5B last year or before. "Children" are working part- or even full-time jobs, living on their own, paying bills and purchasing their own luxury items.

      Everything else is unecessary and unwanted. I'm a business person, and I want a tool that helps me do my job and stays out of my way.

      So correspond with major phone manufacturers and indicate what you're looking for. Do you really think Sony, Motorolla, Samsung et al. reps are reading Slashdot looking for ideas?

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    9. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a business person, and I want a tool that helps me do my job and stays out of my way.

      I'm a business person too, and having mail, meetings and contacts synced both ways between phone and office is a _big_ plus for me. When out in meetings our traveling. IM is also nice sometimes, with both colleagues and contacts on Messenger. I just downloaded a new Java app for yellow pages/white pages and map/directions which is very useful.

      My phone is a personal communication device, and I sure like it that way. For me a phone without this is like PCs was before they had Internet connections.

    10. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

      You suck!

      That's what you get for being right, and making us shudder to think what work is going to be like in 10 years when all these kids get there. :-)

      I post, as I have no modpoints to encourage you with.

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    11. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good list.

      one addition.

      13. Voice mail box with urgent access number.

      for example: leave a voice message to your callers when you are about to have your food or immersing your self in a art musiem or want to have a peacefull shitting..

      If it is urgent imp. people can dial a access number to reach you irrespective of your place/work/condition

    12. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by jpkunst · · Score: 1

      Note that the OP asked for "Macintosh compatibility". I understand that to mean iSync compatibility, and the Nokia 6310i is not listed in the iSycn compatible devices list.

      JP

    13. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by dangitman · · Score: 1
      10. Macintosh compatibility.

      I wholeheartedly agree. Screw this Symbian shit, I want my phone to run System 7.5.3!

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    14. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Omestes · · Score: 2

      Okay kid... Focus = Good.

      Todays with ADHD (if they even actually have it), will out grow it with puberty. Todays adults with ADHD are members of a fictional mental illness created by drug marketing.

      Todays adults wiht ADHD need a vacation, and a stiff drink.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    15. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by MasonMcD · · Score: 1

      I, for one, am heartily sick and tired of the technology industry catering to the ill-informed desires of children rather than to the real needs of the adults who actually pay the bills.

      Hahahaha! Get a vasectomy, now, buddy - you clearly aren't a parent, and are seemingly unaware that marketing - not just technology - is focused like a laser on rugrat "needs."

      Next time you go to the grocery store, get on your knees, and tell me what you see: sugary, fatty, expensive food with toys included. Do the same at every store you shop at.

      It's an open conspiracy. Learn to say no, just like your parents.

      Isn't that Cosby's curse? I hope you have children *just like you*.

    16. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adults with ADHD are better able to work around the issues caused by ADHD, without using drugs to control it. We still have it, but with lots of work we can still function. It's still NOT easy.

    17. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Siemens SK65 would suit perhaps (you might even begin to like text messaging thanks to it)

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      One that hath name thou can not otter
    18. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by myov · · Score: 1

      I have a Sony Ericsson T616, which meets most of your list.
      Good interface, lets me use GPRS into my powerbook (via bluetooth), has an IMAP client, long life (at least, when it was new. A 3 year old battery sucks but still gives me ~2 days), works on a Mac, supports iSync, and if you look around, it's even being bundled for a low cost/free.

      About the only thing it doesn't have is a speakerphone, and the headset connector is proprietary, but you can use a bluetooth headset.

      --
      I use Macs to up my productivity, so up yours Microsoft!
    19. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who in the world moderated this ignorance upwards???

      While the problem is almost certainly overdiagnosed, when it is real, it is quite real.
      Most, but far from all, adolescents do indeed outgrow it. About a quarter of us don't.

      The readers digest version is that there is a nerotransmitter deficiency. Most ADD drugs are stimulants, which boost production of the neurotransmitter, allowing something closer to a normal attention span or focus.

      Yes, there are some moderately effective non-drug treatments. No, they are not as effective in most cases.

      For some of us, the medications produce a "oh, this is what the world is supposed to be like" reaction--actually being able to pay attention for an entire two hour class was a new experience for me.

      And yes, this is anonymous due to the amount of bigotry and ignorance on this issue, not because I normally post anonymously.

  22. pointless? by Shinaku · · Score: 3, Insightful

    £80 for prepay? Vodafone already sell phones cheaper, which are just as easy to use, like the nokia 1100, last time I checked they were selling for about £20-25.

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    -- :>
    1. Re:pointless? by Dougy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      my point exactly, but I was modded redundant for saying it

  23. Smaller, please! by Black+Cardinal · · Score: 1

    Those phones look pretty big, which is probably desirable for many people, such as the elderly. I would like something along the same lines, but in a very small form factor, so it doesn't take up much room in my pocket. Why should I shell out for a bunch of features I never use in order to get something so small?

    1. Re:Smaller, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who continually loses the remotes for electrical equipment, I can see advantages in larger phones....

      Though this is academic. I've no cell phone, and hope never to get one. Not a luddite, a degree of social phobia means I won't make phone calls unless I absolutely have to. So infrequent are my calls that I even had to look up my parents phone number recently. (Though they do live nearly a mile away, so I can get away without using the phone)

      But even then I have a choice of cellphones suitable for my usage. I'm torn between a Nokia "BurnedOut" or a Motorola "NoBattery"...

  24. Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by Zakabog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not one who enjoys a phone that just lets me call people (I have used and enjoy all the extra features my phone has) but I would think the people who just want a phone for calling still care about the look of the phone. Those are the two ugliest phones I've ever seen. Usually when something is that ugly it makes up for it with all the extra things it can do. I can't imagine these two phones selling well at all, and why can't there be a flip phone? It's nice having a large screen, but at least a flip phone can protect that screen from scratches/dust and whatever might be in your pocket when you stick the phone there.

    1. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by cliffski · · Score: 1

      who cares, your not having sex with it, its just a phone ;D

      --
      DRM-free indie games for the PC and Mac: Positech Games
    2. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      The people who care are the people who use it. It's not a house phone, the thing is used in public. And since most people care about what something they're using looks like, it's usually good to make something not look like crap.

    3. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by cliffski · · Score: 1

      like i say... its a phone. I dont care if people think my phone isnt trendy looking. Someone who won't hang out with me because my communications device isnt stylish isnt someone I want to know anyway. In that way, any perceived ugliness of it is a bonus social filter from my POV.
      Besides, ugly is a matter of opinion. Check out what clothes were the height of cool in the seventies...

      --
      DRM-free indie games for the PC and Mac: Positech Games
    4. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And since most people care about what something they're using looks like.

      One rarely hears such fucked up reasoning. Thats just kids, not adults. If I could care less what other people think then it would be in direction of being embarassed as being accused of caring what something like that looked like, you know, function is cooler than form unless you're in the homosexual or "creative" community.

      I don't give a damn what a cellphone looks like. I do care that it works and I do care that its easy to use. For anyone not on welfare and post-1994 or so (c.f., Gordon Gecko's phone in Wallstreet) a cellphone is pretty ludicrous status symbol, they just aren't expensive enough for one thing.

    5. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Why would the manufacturers bother making it pretty? If they did that then people might actually buy it, instead of settling for the less butt-ugly, but more expensive model.

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    6. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are the two ugliest phones I've ever seen.

      Well that's certainly an opinion. What about the people who think it looks nice and don't want to futz with a flip phone? Think "grandma".

    7. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by Spock+the+Vulcan · · Score: 1
      If I could care less what other people think then it would be in direction of being embarassed as being accused of caring what something like that looked like, you know, function is cooler than form unless you're in the homosexual or "creative" community.
      I think I agree with you, but for the life of me, I cannot parse that sentence.
    8. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Can't you English spell words in your own language?

    9. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Just because you gave up on ever having sex doesn't mean everyone else has!

    10. Re:Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Can't you English spell words in your own language?"

      Why should they try? Its not as though they have any real competition...

  25. Similar phone very popular in Japan by JaF893 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Kyocera released the Tu-kaSa very simple phone in Japan and it proved to be very successful. But the thing I find strange about this story is that Vodafone are basically selling a phone with features equivalent to a nokia 3310 for £80! You can get a NEW pay as you go phone on Amazon.co.uk for £20.

    Why would anyone buy the £80 phone from Vodafone?

    1. Re:Similar phone very popular in Japan by MonoSynth · · Score: 1

      What's its name? iPhone Shuffle? Where's the display?

  26. From an HCI standpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This looks like a quite good idea.

    The target audience it is aimed at has no need for the more advanced features, and so the manufacturer has ditched them in favour of focusing more on the user interface.

    No offense intended to those who have earnt their years, but i have found through my tech supporting that after a certain point, as age increases technical ability decreases.

    From an HCI view point having dedicated buttons for specific tasks is a great idea. It helps increase predictability, which is often a recommended key point in most style guides;
    such as apple's
    http://developer.apple.com/documentation/UserExper ience/Conceptual/OSXHIGuidelines/XHIGIntro/chapter _1_section_1.html#//apple_ref/doc/uid/TP30000894

    Added to that it looks reasonably pretty, which helps users come away from it with a positive experience. There was a study where two usability equivalent ATM machines were tested by users. they came back and said that the prettier one was easier to use - even though they were designed in the exact same way, bar aesthetics. I can't remember the exact link but it can be found off one of the links here:
    http://www.cs.bham.ac.uk/~rxb/Teaching/HCI/resourc es-active.php

    provided they've actually pulled this off well, then i see it as a very good thing.

    - Alan

  27. Point of clarification by bogaboga · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Point of clarification: In Canada and the USA, the device being discussed here is called the "cell phone" while in the rest of the world, it's called the mobile phone. I mean the English speaking world.

    Just wanted to let slashdotters know since it took me time to adjust to refering to it as a "cell phone" after comming to the USA.

    1. Re:Point of clarification by kb7oeb · · Score: 1

      It used to be called a cellular phone but that was too long so people started calling it a cell.

    2. Re:Point of clarification by Detritus · · Score: 0

      Mobile phones existed for many years before the introduction of cellular phones. They are not the same thing. With a mobile phone, one base station provides coverage for a large area, like a city. A mobile phone is a basic two-way radio, without the intelligence and features needed to operate in a cellular system.

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      Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  28. Vodafone just cashing in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my experience (front-line support for a mobile phone company), the thing that confuses most people who can't work a phone is the whole concept of a softkey, particularly the elderly I find.

    Notice that both these simple phones use them. 4-way navigation is bad too.

    Good call getting R&J to endorse them though, both phone and mindless talk show are aimed at the same Daily Mail reading audience.

  29. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The extra features can get in the way if the menus aren't designed properly. I don't know why phone makers generally can't design a good menu, but oh well. At least I can figure things out, but there seems to be a needless number of button clicks to do basic tasks.

  30. Uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an American, I have no problem understand what a "mobile phone" is, even if I may use "cell phone" as my default for describing it. Still having trouble with flashing/torch and elevator/lift?

    1. Re:Uh by bogaboga · · Score: 1
      Consider this too:

      American: Give me a ride!

      British: Give me a lift!

      American: What is the make of your truck?

      British: What is the make of your lorry?

      And so many more. What amazes me is that every party thinks it alone is right.

  31. Feeping creaturism by dacarr · · Score: 1

    If I were to carry a cellphone, aside from being able to use it as a telephone, the only "feature" I would want on it would be the ability to plug in a ring tone. Something about the Flintphone ringing on my hip just reeks of "cool".

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    This sig no verb.
    1. Re:Feeping creaturism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might think that ring makes you cool, but when the rest of us here it, we think you are retarded.

  32. Older users by Radical+Rad · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The need for a simplified handset, especially for older people, is borne out by a survey conducted by consultancy firm Cap Gemini last year.

    But is it because older people can't learn as quickly and are set in their ways, or is it because they are older and wiser and refuse to be fished in to subscription and usage fees for gimmicky services of dubious usefulness? I have noticed that the young people who are keen to fiddle with every silly bell and whistle are also more likely to fall for crap like "Forward this email to everyone you know and Bill Gates will pay you $100 for every address because he is testing out his new email system."

    Sometimes you just want to be able to pick up something and use without having to study a manual and remember sequences of buttons. Imagine what life would be like if the same so-called level of innovation was applied to common household items like the kitchen faucet or the toilet.

    1. Re:Older users by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      Imagine what life would be like if the same so-called level of innovation was applied to common household items like the kitchen faucet or the toilet.

      What, you mean your toilet doesn't have a built-in camera? Get with the times, man!

    2. Re:Older users by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Yeah, some of us don't live in Japan

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  33. THANK YOU JESUS by BHearsum · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm actually surprised somebody is doing this, but I am so glad. I am sick of phones with all this crap on them.

    Now, just need an iDen version.

    1. Re:THANK YOU JESUS by Mike+Peel · · Score: 1

      When did Jesus start making mobile phones?

    2. Re:THANK YOU JESUS by kaos.geo · · Score: 1

      Actually a religious-themed cellphone line is not a bad idea, I can picture the flavors now.. Kabbalah, Jesus&Mary set, Krishnaphone....and of course muslim too!!

      Just kiddin, but you KNOW someone is gonna make them
      eventually.

  34. I think it's nice... by CustSerAssassin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Those phones are nice... As a Radio Shack associate who sells cell phones all the time, I agree with the statement in the article that mentions the "older crowd"... I get practically cussed out half the time because a career or middle age adult comes in to buy a phone, and they are incensed that most phones have cameras and camcorders and mp3 downloads and picture messaging. Sprint PCS (my personal carrier) has gone back to the basics with a new line of Sanyo phones. One model has speaker phone with no external LCD, one has a 1 line external LCD with speaker phone, and one has an internal antenna and no external screen; while all of those are flip phones, to me they represent a fundamental shift in the marketing target of the cellular industry. The cameras and frills nailed the younger audience, and now they are attempting to increase their base to include the older generation. The shift has become such that phone service at home is becoming obsolete slowly but surely.

    --
    Sniper's Motto: One shot, One kill- If you run, you'll only die tired.
    1. Re:I think it's nice... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not a kid anymore, but I'm still in my twenties, thankyouverymuch, I'm about as IT literate as they come, and I still want a simple phone. My reasoning is as follows:
      • If I want to do something I want to do it properly, e.g take a picture, then I'll use a proper camera, writing / reading emails, then I'll do it on something with a decent screen, keyboard and a good choice of fonts.
      • If I work at a place where cameras are restricted (as I have done) then I don't want to have to leave my phone outside because it has a crappy camera built into it.
      • I have a general aversion to piling multiple gadgets into one device because it screws the upgrade cycle. Likewise for if one of the gadgets breaks, I don't want to lose everything
      • These additional features can impair the primary function I care about, e.g. using battery life.
      • I don't like being forced to pay for things I don't want


      I currently have an old Siemans phone. It has WAP and that's it for unused features. It's been kicked around an airport, dropped down a loo and is currently held together with sellotape. It still works and I'm still happy with it.
      All I really want in a phone is good transmission, txting, a mighty battery life and the ability to throw it at a wall and still have it work. Nothing to do with age of inability - just awareness of my actual needs.
      --

      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    2. Re:I think it's nice... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Sprint PCS (my personal carrier) has gone back to the basics with a new line of Sanyo phones.

      I have one of those new "rugged" Sanyo phones. They are really nice since I have large hands and I get great reception where most of the tiny, weeny, itty-bitty flip-flop matchbooks phones are useless. They still have extra features I don't want such as internet and text messaging; I remapped the buttons to avoid accidentally turning them on.

    3. Re:I think it's nice... by CustSerAssassin · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, you are carrying a Sanyo 7400. It is a REALLY nice phone. In my opinion, it is better to have a phone that has extra features than to have a phone that cannot grow and expand if you decide to try something new. As for the first reply to my post, I was not specifying that people did not know how to use it, but I was implying what you said directly: people that simply want to make quality calls and have durability.

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      Sniper's Motto: One shot, One kill- If you run, you'll only die tired.
    4. Re:I think it's nice... by CustSerAssassin · · Score: 2

      I just thought I would clear up some IT issues with your "reasons" 1. I agree with your reasoning for the camera/email options... I personally am not a big camera phone person, although I have found mine handy a few times. The work situation happens to customers of mine, as they work for Fujifilm. 2. I have yet to see a phone that had a bad camera in it, or bad anything for that matter, that could not still make calls. 3. As for the battery life issue, I own a camera phone, my brother's phone is not a camera phone. My battery lasts as long as, if not longer than his on a single charge. I can go at least 3 or 4 days without charging my phone up. The only time having extra functions on your phone will impair your battery life is when you consciously activate those features. 4. As for the cost issue, the price difference between a basic camera phone and a non camera phone is minimal now days (with all the contract price promotions the companies do), eliminating that issue. Unless you send a picture message or text message, or use the internet on your phone, you will never be forced to pay for features you don't want/use.

      --
      Sniper's Motto: One shot, One kill- If you run, you'll only die tired.
    5. Re:I think it's nice... by farmkid · · Score: 1

      > and the ability to throw it at a wall and still have it work

      Well, don't get a Moto; that's how my last one died when I got frustrated at the lousy UI.

    6. Re:I think it's nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I can go at least 3 or 4 days without charging my phone up."

      What?

      I have a 3 year old Nokia 6310. I use it a couple of times a day, and it goes 10 to 14 days between charges. All the modern phones are rubbish at battery life.

      I'm trying to find a good replacement, but everybody tells me that there are no phones left with that kind of battery life. What kind of technological advancement is that?

    7. Re:I think it's nice... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Well, no offence taken here, (even though you put my "reasons" in quote marks), but just to show you that I'm not as daft as you think I am: excess friperies can interfere with the primary functions - ignoring the less responsive interface that comes with feature creep (e.g. anti-aliased fonts, for Bob's sake), things like colour screens can indeed reduce battery life.

      Regarding the cost issues, for one, I use pay as you go here in the UK as I did some quite extensive calculations in a spreadsheet to work out what was the best deal for my usage. Consequently, I bought my phone outright instead of getting it "free" with a package. This does indeed make the difference between phones noticable. Personally I would like to see phones getting cheaper and more reliable rather than more gimicks.

      More than anything, I just get angry when choice is taken away from me. I can just about still find a basic phone but it's getting harder. You can't get them in the phone shops around here. I don't like the fashion side of the mobile phone industry. To me it's quite offensive when I see an Ad. over here that shows people slinking away in shame because they have an older model. I realize that this has now gone beyond the scope of what you were saying, but that's okay - this last paragraph is a general rant, not a reply to you.
      -H.

      --

      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    8. Re:I think it's nice... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Camera phones suck. I "lost" my v300 last week (it might be somewhere in the car, but I really can't be bothered finding it). I reactivated my v60, and I'm NEVER going back to a camera phone.

      I told everyone that if the v300 turns up, I'm giving it away. Both my daughters are saying the same thing, so I can't even give it to them if I find it. I'm hunting around for another v60 for when this one finally dies. If you have one, hold onto it - they're lighter, slimmer, and they work just fine for what you want to do, which is TALK.

      Camera phones are fun for the first week. That's it. Try showing the pics to anyone on a sunny day? Forget it.

      I ran a poll here last week, and there are LOTS of people who don't want camera phones. We don't want the extra bulk, the extra weight, the java games, all the other crap.

    9. Re:I think it's nice... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      and is currently held together with sellotape.

      I'm surprised that worked without using cellotape - you know, the special tape for cellphones.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    10. Re:I think it's nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used my Nokia 6210 for 4 years (par two weeks) before I finally got too tired of the only major error the phone had: The battery was loose and had to be fastened with an elastic band.
      Best phone ever.
      That was this december. I'm on my third phone since then. They've all sucked.

    11. Re:I think it's nice... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      All I really want in a phone is good transmission, txting, a mighty battery life and the ability to throw it at a wall and still have it work. Nothing to do with age of inability - just awareness of my actual needs.

      All good arguments. I have a Sony Ericsson T100 for the same reason. It's just a phone, which is what I need. It is cheap and simple and it works.

      But I wouldn't try throwing it against a wall just yet.

    12. Re:I think it's nice... by Aadomm · · Score: 1

      I bought a nokia 6630 recently. Cost me £90 in addition to the upgrade cash I had accumulated from my provider. Its got a 1.3 megapixel camera in it and I must say that as a sort of casual snapshot sort of camerawielder it is as good a camera as I need. More to the point I know I am going to have it with me all the time whereas I always forget to carry a seperate camera. Got some great pictures now. Not that good in low light though I'll admit.

      --
      Mention the Lord of the Rings one more time and I'll more than likely kill you.
    13. Re:I think it's nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I remember the old days. You'd walk into the store and ask for the "best" cellular phone, and you got the one which had the best reception and worked the most places. Now if you ask for the "best," you get a phone with a bunch of useless extra features. If you ask which phone works the best as a phone, you get a blank stare. The useful features, like hands free kit for your car, don't even exist anymore.

      I currently have an old Siemans phone. It has WAP and that's it for unused features. It's been kicked around an airport, dropped down a loo and is currently held together with sellotape. It still works and I'm still happy with it.


      Nothing can beat the old Motorolas for toughness. They used to be made out of strong plastic and they were engineered to take a beating. Their radios were second in quality only to Oki's phones. (Sadly Oki pulled out of the north american market, I'm not sure if they're even still making phones.)

      Don't forget, all the motorolas took the same batteries and accessories, so a bunch of third party companies made them as well. That meant competition which kept prices low and benifited the consumer.
    14. Re:I think it's nice... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      If I want to do something I want to do it properly, e.g take a picture, then I'll use a proper camera, writing / reading emails, then I'll do it on something with a decent screen, keyboard and a good choice of fonts.

      Email on the phone is extremely useful. When people email you they're communicating. Getting that communication, especially in a business environment, is very important. I don't usually respond to email on my phone, but I read it and I know when something important is going down without needing to be bound to my desk.

      Not everyone has the need for this, but if your job is based on communicating in a timely manner then I highly recommend setting up your phone for email.

      TW

    15. Re:I think it's nice... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      For less money I can get this (and no need to waste "upgrade credits"):
      2592 x 1944 Max Resolution, 5.1 megapixel Image Sensor, 3x Optical Zoom, 4x Digital Zoom, SD Cards Storage, USB Connectivity, Movie Capture, built-in Flash
      ... that fits in my pocket, takes better pix, etc. Trust me, after you've had your phone for a while, the novelty will wear off, as will the seeming utility ...

      If we all stuck to our guns, the cell phone companies would have to keep us by lowering rates and improving services, rather than offering to subsidize the latest shiny bobble.

    16. Re:I think it's nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yeah!

      I'm 25 and a CS student, a classic nerd who likes technology but I still use my old Ericsson s868. I have checked out newer phones but everyone has too much wiz-bang features, bad phone-signals, smallish keys (I like to be able to use my mobile with gloves on) and/or are too expensive.
      They really feel like plastic toys and all I need is something that works for SMS and talking.

      What I want is a robust phone that can take a beating, withstand cold and heat, has a long batterytime and has good and large keys and display. I would happily pay good for it.

      This is a big step towards it and I hope more mobile-phone companies will follow.

    17. Re:I think it's nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more, I'm in your group, and I just don't want all the crap.

      There's only a few things that I'd REALLY like to be features of a phone.

      1) Battery. Lots of it.
      2)A good LCD, with a 5-6 lines of decently sized display. It dosen't need to be huge, dosen't need to be color. (actually I don't at all like backlighting, I don't need everyone to know that I'm messing with my phone)
      3)Bluetooth to talk to PDAs and computers. Being a gadget geek, I don't need half the stuff they want to pitch into a phone, because a PDA will always do it better. It'd be really nice if I could occasionally use my laptop with my phone without dragging along a dozen cables, too.
      4)A decent, easy (and fast) to navigate directory with quick call shortcuts, for those times I don't feel like carrying a PDA. It should be able to sync with a PDA or computer, too--preferably over what was outline in #3.
      5)It needs to be almost bullet proof. I always screw up LCDs, even when I'm trying really hard not to.

    18. Re:I think it's nice... by Stephen+H-B · · Score: 1
      If you can still find them, I have a Nokia 6310i that suits me perfectly. No fancy interchangable covers, no colour screen (blue-white monochrome -rules-), no polyphonic annoyances, no camera. It has IR, bluetooth and GPRS for those who need and is tri-band so I can even take it overseas (just get a cheap SIM in the country I visit). Excellent reception around the city, even with the internal antenna - I hate pokey antennae sticking into my leg from a pocket phone.

      I use it fairly infrequently (less than AU$500 in three years) and I have gone 2 weeks between charges (Li-ion battery - clips straight onto the back) with once a week about the average. I got it USED three years ago and it's still going strong. This thing has been sat on, rained on, dropped on carpet, dirt and concrete and kicked across the floor. The only thing starting to go wrong is one button that sometimes doesn't register.

      Price three years ago (used) was AU$350, about US$250 or so. Any still around should be even cheaper.

      I think what gave it the good combination of features was that the 6310(i) were designed as "business" phones and so avoided feature creep since that market was regarded as being dominated by people uninterested in frippery. Nokia, anyone, I implore you. Give us back phones that work as phones and leave the gadgets to those who are not secure in their superiority.

      Oh, and for the record: 22, biochemistry senior, and camera phones are for wankers.

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  35. One feature by kirun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's one feature I think all phones should have: if anyone selects a ringtone with that @#$% frog in it, the phone should detonate the battery and spray acid in their face.

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    1. Re:One feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the fact you're getting Insightful rather than Funny mods for that one.

    2. Re:One feature by MonoSynth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My fist already has a similar feature for nearby phones.

    3. Re:One feature by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Heh, that reminds me of this Flash movie. ;-)

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    4. Re:One feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A post advertising violence because of differences in taste gets modded +4 insightful; way to go mods..

    5. Re:One feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called fucking humor.

    6. Re:One feature by mingrassia · · Score: 1

      For those of us in the US who have no idea what the frog thing is, look here

      The last trip I took to London the advert for this damn thing was on the TV every @#$%ing two minutes.

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  36. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seems strange to pay more for a phone thats lacking less stuff

    This phone doesn't have as many features as most. "lacking less stuff" means that it has more features, not less.

    Please don't not learn proper grammar.

  37. I'm content w/ the phone I have by c-reus · · Score: 1

    I still have an old crappy Nokia 3210.
    It looks like it had been run over a few times (by a small car) but I sort of like it.
    The battery can go for about a week, the display is big and clear enough to read messages, it has 10 ringtones -- which is exactly 9 more than I need.
    Plus, it cost me $2 to buy it (oh, and another 2 bucks for new battery).
    Clearly, it has most of things I expect from a cell phone.

    So why buy new ones when you can get the simple (maybe used even, if you like) cell phones for a price of a lunch.

  38. How about a normal ring? by musicon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, I know I sound like a curmudeon here, but how about a phone that actually *rings*? I don't need to hear a stupid off-tone rendition of anything, and the last thing I want to hear is some damn Britney Spears wannabe.

    If it weren't for the size factor, I'd take one of these any day.

    1. Re:How about a normal ring? by zmollusc · · Score: 2, Funny

      My gay mp4/camera/gadget-o-phone had a selection of crappy ringing tones so i did what any geek would do and downloaded a sample of an old fashioned ringing noise. Simple.

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    2. Re:How about a normal ring? by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      I used the data cable and a WAV to AMR (I think that's the format) converter program to make my Nokia 3210 phone sound like a Western Electric model 554 landline telephone's mechanical ringer. I could have just microphoned the real thing but I found a vintage telephone website that had a good recording, so I just converted that and set my ring volume to the maximum.

      The "pick up the bloody phone already " synapse fires more quickly for me when exposed to proper telephone ringing sounds.

  39. but.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    What's the price? I have two phones from before when they added all the extra crap. I can text and phone with them just fine. Why would I want to buy a new one when mines worked fine for 5 years or so..

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  40. Please stop the madness by meatflower · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everytime a cell phone is discussed on slashdot we get cries of everyone going "I wish they'd just have a phone you could call people on! wa wa wa camera wa wa wa ring tones wa wa wa...."
    These comments are usually brought up because the poster thinks they are being witty, pointing out something that does not exist, while in fact, they are WRONG.

    Almost every carrier offers a base model phone, usually for free, for becoming a new customer. Sometimes these free phones still come with extra features which may upset the "simple phone denizens". Shame on the carriers for trying to give you more for free! They will surely pay for this!

    Thats where carriers who allow you to use whatever phone you want with their SIM card come into play. I know Cingular in the US does this and I"m sure countless others do. Then you can buy whatever old phone from 1995 you want that only makes phone calls.

    Even still, modern carriers still offer bare bones phones. Sure, they don't put them on the front page of their websites but they exist. I just found this phone in about 3 seconds on nokia.com and Cingular is even offering a plan with it.
    http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/1261
    This phone came out years ago, this whole "bare bones" phone thing is NOT NEWS. You really think the first cell phones were bloated with features? I remember using a Motorola Startac, and that didn't even have an LCD. So stop your whining and actually look at the products available.

    1. Re:Please stop the madness by arodland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that

      1) It's not a flip-phone. Flipping closed isn't a convenience feature, it's a necessity in any phone that I carry.

      2) Awful, hard-to-press Nokia buttons.

      3) I want simple and uncomplicated, not old tech. That phone appears to use D-AMPS, which is on its way out.

    2. Re:Please stop the madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's TDMA 800/1900 MHz and AMPS 800 MHz. Dual mode.

      This is a Good Thing when you're in a technologically backwards place like the US. There are lots of places where AMPS is still the only service offered.

    3. Re:Please stop the madness by meatflower · · Score: 1

      Except that 1) It's not a flip-phone. Flipping closed isn't a convenience feature, it's a necessity in any phone that I carry. 2) Awful, hard-to-press Nokia buttons. 3) I want simple and uncomplicated, not old tech. That phone appears to use D-AMPS, which is on its way out. 1) This is an EXAMPLE, how bout the Motorola V60? Thats a flip phone, doesn't have any special bloated features. Hell, I should know, it was my last phone. 2)Motorola buttons....people have thier own preferences anyway 3)Listen, the only difference between new phones and old phones is the extra features, fundamentally almost nothing has changed in the past 2 years if you just want to make calls, and since thats what you seem to want to do, then why would you need bleeding edje tech?

    4. Re:Please stop the madness by arodland · · Score: 2, Informative

      "On the way out" as in, the service is disappearing and won't exist for all that much longer :)

    5. Re:Please stop the madness by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      4) Most of the "low-end therefore simple" phones have crappy RF and audio quality. And aren't expecially durable.

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    6. Re:Please stop the madness by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I definetely don'r see such problems with my Nokia 3510i (and I could compare it) Perhaps about durability it also comes from the fact where the phone was produced; mine was in Europe, but I've heard that Asian ones have substancially lower quality (do most phones in US come from Asia?)

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  41. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by cliffski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you are missing the point. We are all capable of not using features, but incoporating them makes the phone more difficult to use, because the interface is more complex, the manual huge, and the speed of the phone is slower. Im sure my first cellphone didnt have a concept of a 'boot time', you just turned it on and dialed. These days its like waiting for Windows XP to load.
    I think this is a great idea, hopefully the start of a long overdue backlash against feature creep in all electronics. I have a combined DVD/Video player, and despite working as a programmer, I have no idea how to do simple tasks like set the timer. The remote control has about 100 buttons, including multiple different methods for fast forwarding (when DVDs allow it...grrrr).
    The thing that bugs me is the implication that a bare-bones phone is just for 'old people'. Believe it or not there are people of all ages who want a phone, but dont need it to have more features than a PC operating system. Some people just arent geek-obsessed about phones...

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  42. Finally! by geekyMD · · Score: 1

    My little LG Vx 3100 (may it rest in peace) was the perfect little phone until that unfortunate cement mixer incident. Too bad that LG doesn't make them any more.

    Its about time that someone was able to make a plain phone that works as a... wait for it... a phone!!

    1) Connects well to the tower
    2) Long Battery life
    3) Fits in my pocket
    4) Quick button response time
    5) That's it! Nothing else!
    Is that too much to ask? They could charge me more for such a device and I would not care.

    But seriously, now they just need to take this one by Vodafone out back and beat the ugly out of it until it looks good again.

  43. nokia 3310/3315... by MHleads · · Score: 1

    These basic models of Nokia are very popular in India. And these are absolutely cheap (approx USD 65). In fact, considering the huge market for such cheap phone Motorola is coming up with a phone which costs only USD 40.

    1. Re:nokia 3310/3315... by dimss · · Score: 1

      Nokia 3310 isn't basic model. It's just older one. One or two years ago it was popular in Latvia too. My parents still happy with it. It was the best phone I've ever owned.

  44. not having sex with it? by tuxette · · Score: 1

    Try telling that to emergency room staff who have to remove vibrating mobile phones from people's asses...

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  45. Damn Straight by AgentAce · · Score: 1

    [i]I'd sure prefer better sound and simpler menus to the useless camera and gimmicks built into my current phone.[/i]

    How about longer battery life and increased coverage from service providers.

  46. It looks a lot like... by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...my Ericsson r520m. The big diff between it and my phone is that I doubt this one has Bluetooth.

    Another market for basic phones like these are people who can't carry cameraphones at work. I have friends who work at Lockheed Martin, for example, and cameraphones are strictly verboten there.

    I like mine because it's simple and it does the job. I also got mine for free, first when I signed up with T-Mobile, then the second one when I re-upped. My technology-scorning musician husband has one now, with a prepaid account. It's simple enough not to frustrate him, which is always a concern.

    I like devices that do one thing and do it well. That way, when they fail, (and they will!) you don't lose other things you use it for. I have a separate PDA, a separate digital camera, and a separate phone. I suspect I will probably get a stand-alone GPS when I get one of those.

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  47. Just an Ear Phone by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd like to see a Bluetooth earpiece that's "just a phone", with an "answer" button, and a speeddial scroller that says each name, then calls. With all the other functions, like PIM, internet, display, texting, etc, all in the phone carried in my pocket (or nerdbelt). Make it a stereo earset, and I'll feel like everything has converged in my ear, effortlessly. A pocket mainframe, with Bluetooth terminals and 3G WAN, is right where I want to be.

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    1. Re:Just an Ear Phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You.

      Don't.

      Get.

      It.

      Now leave. And if that was an attempt at humor, it was feeble.

    2. Re:Just an Ear Phone by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I dont' get your "it" - whatever it might be, if you even have one, Anonymous nihilist Coward. I offered a way to get ease of use of "just a phone", without giving up the rest of the less-frequently used featured. That apparently overwhelmed your feeble comprehension. That's your problem, not mine - and you're in no position to make it anyone else's, by making obnoxoius nonsensical demands. You can stick around, but keep your Anonymous cliche Coward attacks to yourself.

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    3. Re:Just an Ear Phone by Keybase · · Score: 1

      A Motorolla V710 is getting close.

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  48. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by STrinity · · Score: 1

    Works great, unless you work someplace where, let's say, cameras are forbidden.

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  49. I used to say that, too... by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 2, Insightful


    ...until I ended up with an MP3 player (and then later an iPod) and a digital camera I wanted to take with me along with my phone, and thought about getting a PDA and then realized I only have so many pockets and I'm not buying one of those gadget jackets.

    What frustrates me is that nobody makes a phone you can CUSTOMIZE the features on, like when you order it.

    You can do this with computers, why not phones? I'd be all over the company that let me pick the phone OS, form factor and goodies.

    Hmm, so, dreamphone? SonyEricsson T637 sized, Symbian with MIDP2, GPS, full length touchscreen (no stylus pad, no buttons), 2MP cam, Bluetooth and WiFi enabled with a 4GB microdrive. Since it's a dream, 10 hours actual talk/use time. (Hey, Jack Bauer can get like 18 hours talk time, why not me!)

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    1. Re:I used to say that, too... by Aadomm · · Score: 1

      Put me down for one.

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  50. and small and light by kahrhoff · · Score: 0

    I think they have the right idea but I also want a small form factor in my pocket and the lightest, non metal case available. I think other than a clunky interface and the metal case. the Motorola V60 was the best phone made. When mine broke I went with the V710 with its crippled bluetooth and crummy camera and bigger size and weight and hate it. I do like the iTAP text message interface though

  51. 'Grand'ma-Friendly Moble Desktop Phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  52. Useful camera! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually I find camera on my phone quite useful for quickly making images of notes or paper messages that I would have to copy by hand otherwise. I often use it in library saving time and money on making a xerocopy.

    It is useless if you want to make some fine photos of course.

  53. Seems it's prepaid only by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was asking for this for awhile, but people seem to not be able to *just* make a new phone that lets me make calls without also trying to push cameras, IM, texting and other stuff. So now someone says they're responding to consumer demand, but put it in a prepaid only option. Why is this still so hard to get?

    The other big issue with cell phones is that NO ONE will sell you a new phone at a decent price without signing multi-year contracts. Even for people like me who've been with the same company for years (7 with sprint), they treat you like dirt.

    All major companies adopting the same anti-consumer behaviour seems to be acceptable, but it feels to me somewhat like collusion. Obviously I can't prove this, but I can easily imagine major companies all agreeing to push the same multi-year contract terms at people. If they all do it, there won't be anywhere for pissed off customers to go, except to prepaid, which is also a pricey proposition as far as I can tell.

    argh!

    1. Re:Seems it's prepaid only by Archangel824 · · Score: 0
      The other big issue with cell phones is that NO ONE will sell you a new phone at a decent price without signing multi-year contracts. Even for people like me who've been with the same company for years (7 with sprint), they treat you like dirt.
      That's not true, I'm with T-Mobile, and have been since the days of Voicestream and they have great CS and even have a CIHU (Customer Initiaded Handset Upgrade) program where you can buy a new phone for pretty cheap without having to extend your contact. Of course, if you want the rebate and get it at the price of a new customer, you'll have to extend your contact, but even that's only for a year
  54. Time is money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people they are aiming this product at, the 50+, those still in work are pretty senior, their time is hideously expensive. In short if you break it down to like £40 handset, £40 "not having to shop around, be sure you are getting what you want first time, no wasting time learning a difficult user interface, peace of mind" it makes more sense I think. For younger people, sure, a day's effort is probably worth less than 40 quid to them, but as one gets older that situation reverses pretty swiftly.

    From a marketing POV btw, thats the great thing about the "Grey Pound"; they'll pay for "service" as it surrounds the furnishing of physical products. They care about the experience a lot more than the base cost.

  55. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by Radish03 · · Score: 1

    My old phone quit on me finally after almost two years (and after falling down a stair case while flipped open), and the only cheap solution comparable to my original ended up being a camera phone. First small problem I have with it is its bulkiness (granted the old phone was tiny), which is no doubt due to there being dual color screens and a camera. Second, I got a flip phone for a reason: flippy part covers all the buttons so none get pressed when phone is in pocket, saving me the hassle of turning on and off the keyguard every time I use it. Right? Nope, there's a camera button on the side of the phone that works when the phone is closed, so since I haven't bothered to delete them, the 20 or so photos stored on my phone are pictures of my pocket. (I'll admit I did take a few others, most to check out the functionality, and one of a tour bus of the bus line "Lamers."). Then, as you stated, "there seems to be a needless number of button clicks to do basic tasks" such that the keyguard is the 8th menu choice of the 9th menu option of the 10th menu. I'm sure it's not trying to hide there or anything.

  56. Geeks and simple phones by Thu25245 · · Score: 1

    It astounds me how many members of the Slashdot crowd (usually quick to jump on the new and more-featured) appreciate a simple phone.

    Maybe some Slashdotters' lives are already too complicated. Maybe they already have dedicated PDAs and digital cameras. Maybe they only use their phones to order pizza from their moms' basements.

  57. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by bitinglobster · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why would anyone buy a fork when they can get a spork? Esp. for the same price?

    Complexity is not without costs. The extra, unused, features do interfere. Longer and deeper menus take more user time and effort to navigate. Also, the phones with more features are also the one's that are slower to respond, causing missed digits and navigation errors (e.g. I can enter the sequence to add a new phonebook # quickly and without looking, but sometimes my phones stalls, and then I end up in some different menu when I finally look down).

    And as the code bloats, bugs are more likely to creep in (why the heck do I have to reboot my phone 2-3 times a month?!) and more hardware and battery power are required. In mechnical engineering, there's the idea that (everything else being equal) the better design is the one with fewer parts.

  58. I'm waiting for version 2 by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hopefully it will have more features than version 1.

  59. Small != Attractive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who think that smaller=better (in electronics) really bug me.

    Look at hand held microphones. As electronic components got smaller and smaller so did mics until many were silver sticks some the size of a pencil. It took years for many people to realize that we should design mics around the users hand, and not just make them as small as possible.

    For some people current cell sizes are just right. But for the MAJORITY of people they have already gotten too small.

    and isn't the V60 a flip phone? how is this like that?

  60. fill the extra space with batteries by bitinglobster · · Score: 2
    Almost half the population don't have pockets, and thus the compactness of the phone isn't a big issue to them (these people are called "women" - have you heard of them? They carry phones in "purses").

    Perhaps for them it makes sense to have bigger phone, and fill the extra space with batteries. Wouldn't it be great if it only needed charging every two weeks? A bigger phone is also easier to hold in between the shoulder and neck to allow brief handsfree use.

    1. Re:fill the extra space with batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost half the population don't have pockets, and thus the compactness of the phone isn't a big issue to them (these people are called "women" - have you heard of them? They carry phones in "purses").

      Uh, what? So in your world all women are exactly alike?

  61. Instant information by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Nokia 9210. A bit of a brick but I always have the information I need with me. Plus I can plug it into a Sun box as a console should i need to.

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  62. I have an LG series by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are buttons along the side of the phone that cancel the call. You go and grab the phone to answer it and sometimes you cancel the call. Good phone otherwise.

    1. Re:I have an LG series by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      I have a phone like that too. I HATE the thing, as it has a cradle to wear it on your belt, you try to pull it from the cradle and you don't have a call any more. It's a blackberry phone though, it must have been designed by a monkey for phone use. Still, cool for dealing with mail.

  63. The Definitive Solution! by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    Mass produce a phone with a vga screen, fold out extra keyboard (like nokia 6800 keys) and a proper operating system that can be configured.
    The 'i want a simple phone' crowd can glue the extra key panel closed when they have disabled all the fancy schmancy gadgets to prolong battery life.
    Old geezers can run big fonts.
    Spotty kids in hoodies can add even more games, ringtones and crap.
    Geeks can put Linux on it.

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  64. not just a phone by cahiha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing has a huge screen, menus, and text messaging; it is definitely not "just a phone".

    "Just a phone" would have 12 keys (0-9, *, #), a one-line display, a call button, and a hang-up button. Well, maybe a mechanical switch to turn off the ringer.

  65. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by aduzik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Artists and architects talk about the concept of "negative space". An English professor of my acquaintance actually wrote a book (not yet published) with a subtitle of "Absences, gaps, and other sexy spaces".

    Let me give you an example: my mom hates sunroofs/moonroofs on cars. I don't know why, but she does. When she bought a new car a few years ago, it worked out that there were two nearly identical models, one with the sunroof and one without for the same price. She chose the one without, because for her, not having a sunroof was a feature.

    That's the point of this phone. The two phones I've had in the past three years both have features that clutter the interface. The feature I really want is fewer features. For that, I would be willing to pay a premium.

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  66. Crime prevention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One useful function resulting from the camera-phone combo is fighting crime:

    In Japan, an 18-year-old woman took a photo of a 38-year-old man who was fondling her on a commuter train, and police arrested him at the next stop. In Sweden, a convenience store owner took a picture of a robber that was used to help identify and arrest the criminal. - Crime & Cameras

    You never know how useful an object is, until you need it in extraordinary situations.

    1. Re:Crime prevention by scotch · · Score: 1

      For every 1 criminal caught with a camera phone, there are probably 10 uses for peeping toms, upskirt shots, and papparazzi (sp?) style celebrity pictures.

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    2. Re:Crime prevention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't someone think of the... celebrities?

  67. What's next... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    A cellular morse communicator?

  68. I want.. by Eric604 · · Score: 1

    a wrist phone. !

  69. this is amazing!!! by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

    they've discovered a way to create old technology! groundbreaking!

    seriously though, there have always been cheap generic cellphones that don't have cameras or color screens. what's the big deal?

    next we'll see an article on the frontpage announcing that kia is going to make cars without powerlock, powerwindow, or a CD player--because sometimes all you need is a car!

  70. Truly rugged phone? by Smask · · Score: 1

    Why can't they make a phone that's 100% dust proof, basic functions and buttons big enough to be usable wearing work gloves. My phones usually gets stuffed with magnetic dust in the microphone and the speaker. Well it's nice that some of them are water and shock resistant. But when you can't clean the speaker cavity with compressed air they're not for me.

    I got this one huge Ericsson R250pro. Rugged phone that you could rinse under water and open access to the speaker, unfortunately the speaker couldn't stand shocks (the permanent magnet slipped sideways locking the membrane coil). Ericsson wouldn't admit that they screwed that one up.

    Since my current phone (S-E T310) has trouble sending to the cell tower, I might look into ear protectors with Bluetooth to go with my next one or go looking for a "shark fin".

    I don't need camera since some of my customers have camera bans in place on their sites. Mp3? I've got a Ipod for that.

  71. Color by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can put a better user interface on a device with a high-quality color display. Many monochrome displays have poor contrast and are hard to read if your eyesight isn't good.

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    1. Re:Color by tehcrazybob · · Score: 1

      You can put a better user interface on a device with a high-quality color display.

      Not really. You say 'better user interface' but obviously haven't used these phones. On a 1-3" LCD, which is typical for phones, simpler is better. Monochrome displays are often very simple and straightforward. Most color phones I have seen try to cram little background images and such into the interface. I don't want that, because on such a small screen it distracts from the purpose.

      I was pleased when I got a phone with a color display, until I realized the thing was absolutely useless in direct sunlight. Since I rather like being outside, that presents a bit of a problem. Sure, when it's dark the monochrome displays are a litte harder to read than the blind-your-nuts-off backlit color displays. However, here's my experience:

      Backlit color LCD:
      -cluttered interface
      -far too bright in a darkened room/movie theater/whatever
      -totally useless in sunlight

      Sidelit monochrome LCD:
      -simple interface
      -light is just bright enough to be useful, without functioning as a flashlight in a pinch
      -perfectly readable in sunlight

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  72. "accessible to a larger audience" by evillorddan · · Score: 1

    That's cool. I've been waiting for somebody to come up with a phone for fat people like myself.

    1. Re:"accessible to a larger audience" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small enough to carry under that giant amorphous hairy flapjack you call a man-tit. Now that BLT you ordered at Coco's three weeks ago will find a friend and perhaps make a call to the dead chihuahua you have lodged betwixt your ham-sized ass cheeks!

  73. No simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not a minmalist phone at all. Throw away text messaging and that screen, have a single row display that just displays the number you're dialling . Oh, and junk the menu navigation key too. There's no menu needed, there's just one option and that's "dial". Now that's minimalist. Half the size, still has a nice big keypad, and probably has better battery life.

    Once cellphones using a Microsoft OS become common and cellphone botnets start pumping out text message spam, you'll wish you had a phone like that...

  74. Let's apply the same logic to computers. by greggman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I want a computer that does only one thing. Let's see, which one thing should that be.

    *) Just edit text files

    *) Just playback music

    *) Just playback video

    *) Just browse the web

    *) Just edit music

    *) Just edit videos

    *) Just run a spreadsheet

    *) Just view images

    *) Just edit images

    *) Just burn CDs

    *) Just play games

    *) Just allow me to program

    *) Just run a database

    *) Just do my bills

    Why the _ would I want a comptuer that does just one thing? I wouldn't and neither do I want my phone to do only one thing, which actually happens to BE a computer far more powerful than my Apple 2 or Commodore 64 or probably even my Fat Mac or 8086 PC.

    There's very little reason to believe that phones won't eventually replace computers for the majority of people. They'll figure out how to project a display in mid air or onto some sunglasses you can put on when you want to see a full display and they'll come up with a virutal projected keyboard or other input system.

  75. Phones for the older crowd by guanxi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I tried to help my 65+ year old father find a new phone recently. He doesn't care about technology, he just wants to make phone calls.

    He needs large, separated buttons and large fonts on the screen. He doesn't care about the size (up to a point).

    I searched the web, the stores ... I couldn't find a thing. We finally found him a used Kyocera 6035, which he loves.

    Considering the number of older people in the US, Europe and Japan, I was amazed that all the phones were designed for someone in their 20s.

  76. Sanyo SCP-6400 Slim Phone.. by ewwhite · · Score: 1

    I've been using the Sanyo SCP-6200 and SCP-6400 since late 2002. I'm stuck with Sprint and they discontinued the models. This is the closest thing to what a basic phone *should* be like. The phone is teeny... With a good battery, I'd get reception EVERYWHERE. The battery life was good (initially...), but there aren't any quality replacement batteries available. I was forced to buy a new old-stock phone on eBay because Sprint's new offerings weren't any better. I've beat the new phone enough that it's time for replacement again.... I'm not sure what to do. I don't need a camera. I don't like flip-phones. I want something small. I don't even need a color screen. Are there any real options? I'd switch providers if I could find a good high-quality phone.

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  77. Any ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have 4000 thin clients at hand. I'd like to turn them into telephones.

    My idea is use Gnomemeeting with Cisco telephony equipment we use. Those devices, running Linux, would start Gnomemeeting at boot -- even without (or in spite of) an user being logged on.

    My main two problems are:

    a) convince telephony people to give me time from their ultra-busy workload, cause I really don't have the information to make a PC recognized as a VoIP phone branch;

    b) the handset itself -- I thought about:
    b.1) fitting a small microphone and mono headset in a normal handset and
    b.2) patching Linux to use an extra keypad to dial numbers directly to Gnomemeeting.

    There is "sound mini-jacks" to RJ-11 converters, which would make possible to use conventional telephones (very cheap!), but I don't know if they're available in my country; I don't know also whether they can use the phone's keys.

    Any suggestion?

    (I know this is almost an "Ask Slashdot" by itself...)

  78. Motorola had this years ago by Animats · · Score: 1
    I have a Motorola phone for Sprint that's very much like that. Target sold them for under $100.

    Voice dialing, too.

    I'd like a phone with more voice-activated features and less (or no) screen stuff. Orange offered this using the Wildfire service for years, but they've recently shut down Wildfire and forced everyone back to dumb voicemail.

  79. But can you run Linux on it? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    nuff said ;)

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  80. Quit calling a yen for simplicity stupidity by Urusai · · Score: 1

    I want a phone that does what I want (talking to people in other cities) with least use of my time and money. Everything else is a waste of my life. Both the parent and TFA refer to dumbed-down modes. They aren't dumb, they are (or should be) inobtrusive, efficient, and worth a lot more than a camera with basic functionality bogged down with SMS, Top 10 ringtones, and a crappy digital camera. I would gladly pay double for a phone that does just what I want, and does it well. Well, double nothing ain't much, but you get the idea.

  81. tiny phone with bluetooth by updog · · Score: 1

    This is all I ask for - a tiny, lightweight phone with Bluetooth. I don't want a camera, no large color screen, email, etc - I just simply would like something I can stick in my pocket and forget about it, then just optionally use a bluetooth headset when making calls. I could even do without a keypad, and just use voice recognition or a scroll wheel for dialing. The Nokia 7280is the closest thing I've seen to what I'm looking for, but its waaay too expensive and has gadgets I don't want (FM tuner, camera). I bet there's a large market for this kind of phone.

  82. A List of Simple Phones Like This One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you own or know about another simple phone like this (but hopefully not as ugly), please post here in this thread the name and model!

    I am sure I'm not the only one in the market for a new phone that's JUST A GOOD PHONE. P.S. If your phone has a small plastic lens built into it, don't even think about it.

  83. What I would like is.. by IdleTime · · Score: 1

    a phone that let me store the last say 30 seconds of the conversatition... I.e I'm talking to someone while driving and they give me some information I need later, I could hit a button and the past say 30 seconds was stored semi-permanently so i could play it back once I'm in a position to take notes.

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  84. Why is it so hard to get a simple phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest feature I want is battery life. I require at least 5 hours talk time between charges and 7 days standby with a large keypad, I've got big fingers and always hit 2-3 buttons at same time. I also want a simple bright screen with large fonts and easy for tired eyes to read. High Contrast anyone? I do find multiple ring tones handy but I want something that only takes a single button to shut off the ringer and Oh yea. Make it water proof. I've dropped too many of em into pools.

  85. Tired of the simple phone meme by tbradshaw · · Score: 1

    I'm still not completely sure why it became so trendy to bash any phone with lots of "gadgets and gizmos" and long for the day where phones were just phones.

    I realize that the gadgets on phones haven't yet been too the level of quality that stand alone gadgets have, but surely it isn't lost on the Slashdot masses that the time of high quality gadgets is coming?

    I currently have a Nokia 3660, one of those "rediculous" gadget laden phones that contains features like an incredibly low quality video camera. But with my eyes open I've found that the mythological "convergence" of hand held gadgets is getting close.

    Do I like to have photographs of fun and memorable events with my friends? Of course! But I loathe the idea of carrying around a digital camera with me everywhere I go. Sure they have very small digital cameras now, but the hassle is just... bleh. Instead the 3660 has a digital camera that will take 640x480 images of moderate quality. It's not ideal, but it definitely enough for a random shot at the (hopefully well lit) bar now and then.

    The address book is full synced with the Address Book on my PowerBook, and I can even text search on my phone for contacts in the list (instead of having to go just by the first letter or something). I'm hit with an interface that allows me to sent text messages with great ease, because there are tons of ways to get to the same functionality, not unlike the interfaces I'm used to on my computer. (Send a text message from the contact list when you see the number you want to sent to, or from the inbox on a reply, or from a "new message" in the messaging application.)

    The predictive text input is getting really nice, and even remembers all of the words I spell myself in a custom dictionary for future use. (Good when a person wants to use words like "shit","heh","blog" on a regular basis that aren't standard) My previous phone would predictive text, but never remember custom spellings.

    Even that crappy video recorder has made for some hilarious 20 second video clips from parties and stuff. Real solid memories that I would have just lost if I would have had to run to my room to grab my digital camera.

    A great example would be just last week when I was stranded at O'Hare for the night and wanted to get a little internet. There were no hot spots convienent, and I had just reinstalled with Tiger so I didn't have my ISP's regular dial up number handy. I fired up Agile Messenger, hopped on AIM/MSN/ICQ/Yahoo/Jabber, found a computer literate friend online immediately (a young cousin), and had him look up the dial up number for me. I've found the ability to run Agile Messenger to be vastly superior to the lame clients that come with phones and use provider proxies.

    The point is, most of us geeks can see the value in having a cell phone, a PDA, a digital camera, and a music player. There are great products in each category that are certainly better than any "convergence" product. But I'm just not going to carry around a cell phone, a PDA, a digital camera, and a music player all at the same damn time, all the time.

    My cell phone is with me all the freaking time anyway, and I love when the functionality of the other devices is worked into it.

    I just can't wait until these "convergence" phones get really high quality on all fronts, instead of containing the shitty category-busting features that apparently the slashdot psyche is too cool for. The nice thing is I can see it coming down the pike now, and my phone (Nokia 3660) isn't that far off. Here's my wishlist:

    * Better digital camera. (648x480 is nice, but not quite enough. Maybe 1024x768)
    * A Flash! (I'll give up the battery, I don't care. Too many dark bars.)
    * Better iCal support (Multiple calenders like in iCal, so using the phone as a first class calendering device is actually feasible.)
    * an iPod built-in. (I realize that the interface for the iPod is really what makes it work, and this is a non-trivial request. But I be

  86. What are luddites lurking at Slashdot for? by bacademy · · Score: 1

    I wonder how come every cell-phone article about more advanced phones raises a cry for simpler phones in part of the audience -- and the corresponding cheer when a simple phone is announced?

    There are plenty of simple phones already: take a Nokia 1100 for instance, less than 60 Euros in Finland for just the phone, with up to 400 hours of stand-by time in battery. That's what my mother uses, but she doesn't read Slashdot.

    The key to success is in simplicity without sacrificing features. Being a geek and a programmer, I want dual core Opteron performance in my phone with the same 400 hour battery or more! The current complexity in advanced phones in most cases is just a lack of design finesse, or in some cases a lack of CPU power.

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    1. Re:What are luddites lurking at Slashdot for? by Aadomm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you reckon this is just a really good bit of marketing by Vodaphone? Ignoring the fact there are already several phones on the market which fit basically the same crtieria.

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  87. what we really need by tdmg · · Score: 1

    There was an article, years ago, where the inventer of the cell phone said that he was happy to see cell phones so widely used, but that there was too much money being poured into options and not into service. I wish more companies would take a stand, like this one, and concentrate on the quality of their service and not ring tones.

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  88. yeah but.... by Spoukie · · Score: 1

    it's HUGE. (comparatively) You would think without all the fluff, they could make it a little cleaner and smaller. I haven't upgraded from my Moto V66 yet 'cause I can't seem to find a new phone in a similar size. No, it isn't great or feature rich, but it's small and it rings.

    1. Re:yeah but.... by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 0

      very macho to say, look how tiny my thing is?

      why do blokes want really small phones? (unless you are a jockey that is!)

  89. About time by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I hate these little tiny cell phones with all the bells and gadgets.

    I'm a purist - a phone should be a phone though I do appreciate some of the value of SMS. My current phone is a rather dated Audiovox unit that has one feature that I do like, voice dialing. But other than that the buttons are too damned small.

    Give me a phone like my first one, a Motorola MicroTac. That was easy to use and did exactly what I wanted it to do.

  90. The things I need in a phone by bgspence · · Score: 1

    I simply need to make calls, remember a few numbers and turn off the ringer occasionally.

    I don't need email or games or photos or movies, but I would like one of those Swiss phones with a small pair of scissors and a toothpick.

  91. Get Smart by dangitman · · Score: 1

    I only want a couple of features in a mobile phone. It should act as a telephone, and also be a shoe. How is it that they had shoephones on TV in the 1960s, but I still can't buy one? Come to think of it, a Cone of Silence would also come in very handy when talking in busy places.

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  92. Simplicity indeed rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and for me, that is the SonyEricsson SEM100 / T100 / T105:

    http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?cc=gb&lc=en&ve r=4000&template=pp1_loader&php=php1_10002&zone=pp& lm=pp1&pid=10002

    It does exactly what it is supposed to do; it is robust, it is extremely light - if only it supported GSM on 1900 MHz and 850 MHz too... Price? 60 Euro at the moment.

    I actually prefer this phone to my other phone, the hugely popular Nokia 6230 (which is not bad, just ... lacking "focus").

  93. My good old Nokia 1100 by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The 1100 is cheap, small, reliable, nice-looking, easy to use - and an easy to replace, dirt cheap changeable cover protects the lcd display. Guess it's kinda old and low tech by now, but it's working really well, so no complains on the phone part of the phone.

    The built-in games, however... Snake II is nothing special, and Space Impact must be the shittiest Moon Patrol wannabe ever. Tetris would have been much better. Still, a good phone.

  94. Or you could just get glasses... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Once this maneuver is performed, EVERYTHING is easier to see/read...not just your phone!

    Plus, your health care most likely will pay for most of the cost!

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    1. Re:Or you could just get glasses... by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Many things can't be corrected with glasses.

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  95. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seems strange to pay more for a phone thats lacking less stuff.


    Seems perfectly normal to me... :)

  96. Yes preach on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a little something to add to the rant list. I agree that from time to time I just want to have a plain old cellphone. Nothing fancy just the phone. I have a old Nokia 30something even after: PUK unlocking, it droping litterly 7 stories getting run over by a truck (twice) and kicked. not a scrach. none. It still worked. I droped my "better' treo 600 4 mabie five feet, shattered the antena. Suficed to say I use a Treo 270 cause it works, and when I need to be a "pro" a p900 . I still prefer the engineering on the old Treo. Yes when I use it for a web browser its battery life is miserable. If I don't I get 7 DAYS using it fairly heavily. The POS palm got mabie 9 HOURS, 10 if I turned it completely off.

  97. Re:not just a phone by argent · · Score: 1

    Yeh, my old Nokia "bar" phone was the best cellphone I ever had. But they changed carriers at work and I had to go with them...

  98. Simple? by Forthan+Red · · Score: 1
    Where's the simplicity? This has the same number of button (in pretty much the same configuration) as my LG VX6000 web-enabled camera phone.

    With a screen this large, they should just have just had a basic 10 key dialer, and single "other stuff" button. Press that, and it activates the display in touch-screen mode. Simple menus could walk you through accessing other PIM-like tools. Simplicity isn't about what's on the phone, but how easy or difficult it is to use.

  99. Oh how funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A back to basics phone, which still makes my phone look bad :(

  100. Treo by eeyoredragon · · Score: 1

    I like my Treo 650 (well, mostly). Granted alot of phones have things I don't care about. Like, mine has a camera. Now, I'd love a camera on my phone, but it's a VGA camera, and if it's not going to be a decent camera, I'd just as soon go without.

    But, again, I like all my features. Of course I probably do have AADD. But having all my most used information and needs in one place is convenient. Shopping lists, calendar (that has alerts), contacts list with pretty much everything I need to know about the people, ability to connect to my PC or mac in case I forgot a file (great if you forgot to bring your homework etc), voice recognition dialing (as opposed to ordinary voice dialing which I hate), internet along with all its uses like email. I use alot of the features on my phone and very few of them do I use just for play. (I don't have any games on my phone actually, though I do have mp3s on the sd card.)

    I don't need the phone to last days on a charge, as I have no problem plugging it in every night. I just want it to last 20 hours during heavy usage.

    But I do see the minimilists point of view too. I don't care about cameras unless they're of reasonable quality, so I'd take my camera out for a price cut. And, I do think people are so obsessed with adding new things that they forget to improve what's already there. The primary feature of the phone is voice communication; if it can't do that well, it sucks.

    I wish they'd improve bluetooth technology on phones (or use a different one perhaps). Bluetooth 2.0 is out and 1.2 has been out, yet still even high end phones come with 1.1. How about ditching the crappy camera and giving me bluetooth 2.0 since it's something that's actually useful (more bandwidth, better reception, AND better battery life)? It seems they're so feature conscious, they put in inferior versions of features, because they're essentially living beyond their means.

    I'd rather have a good camera and good phone than a crappy camera/phone combination etc. But, I'd prefer to either of those a great camera/phone/etc combination, and I'd be willing to pay for it. To me, this is what's missing from cell phones these days. I also would be up for a bluetooth headset that is the phone with no other features.

  101. N-Gage'd? by Qxz86 · · Score: 1

    I've yet to buy any cell-phone, but one that's actually creeping up on my good side is the N-Gage QD. Although it's still ridiculously bloated and overpriced, they're beginning to get it all more pared down. It's really the antithesis of what this company's trying to do. However...I like lots of features. This is all coming from a guy who browses the 'net and reads manga on his PSP, though.

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  102. Do you even need an LCD? by Earthworm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.tu-ka-kansai.co.jp/lineup/tu-kaS.html
    Here is a Kyocera phone that is really designed for simplicity. It is marketed at the senior citizen age group in Japan who are fed up with all the bells and whistles of most phones.

  103. Still too complex by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    I need only 0-9 keys and one Phone/Hang-up button.
    If I have that, I'll probably have a phone 50% of the size of the phone in the FA.

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  104. Let me get this right... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    GSM is still something "alien" to you, right ?

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  105. This will be heavily marketed... by jay-be-em · · Score: 1

    in South Korea.

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  106. OMG, it's not just ME? by krray · · Score: 1

    OMG, it's not just ME that wants a cell phone. And ONLY a cell phone? My personal cell phone died years ago -- and I never got another one -- went back to a pager which is _only_ ever contacted directly by computer systems. People can call and leave a message, if properly "alerted" then the computer will page me. Otherwise, you're talking on a VoIP line (of course :) with me or my voice mail.

    Spinning a dial and pushing a couple of buttons (typically just forward) on the iPod while driving is enough. Actually, I find that I'm MUCH happier with the tunes cranked to deal with traffic and not trying to deal with the traffic and whatever headache may be calling me now.

    I also can't count the times I've almost been in an accident due some cellular talking driver, but I digress.

    My wife's cell phone has been dying a loooong sloooow death for years now. Still active unlike my ditched brain cancer machine (our "family" cell phone -- I never use it :). The reason her phone hasn't been replaced (and only barely works while plugged in -- batteries are shot again)? Because it is one of those "old" (2000 I think) brick style Nextel phones with a two line display to make and receive calls with. Only calls. We both love it (when it works :) and have been looking for a good replacement with great disappointment.

    Both our parents all have camera type phones with games and address books with messaging that nobody understands or really uses. Ok, I'm in my mid 30's and Mr. Tech geeky (it's my living) to boot ... and I just don't get it. I *HATE* all these new cell phones. For years I've been looking for a simple CELL PHONE to make and receive calls.

    To this day I still miss my old "bag phone". A REAL handset which felt like a real phone, had nice normal big sized buttons, and had the most crisp calls I ever do remember wirelessly (barring my wireless Internet VoIP connection :). A solid 3 watts of power and a 1 pound battery that would last for days. I could use that thing in the middle of nowhere (fishing) and it would always "just work".

    Hey, Verizon ... "can you hear me now?"

    mod: redundant

  107. Lame by network23 · · Score: 1

    "it's lame to be proud of being lame." - Bart Simpson, 3F07

    Grow the fuck up. What is it with not beeing able to grok cell phones? Is it a gene defect responsible for not understanding? Why are there amoebas on Saturn that understands cell phones better than you?

  108. Re:OMG, it's not just ME?Bottom Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cellphones are for communicating; camera,txting,contact lists and other crucial elements are terrific.

    But things turn terrible when you throw in the `extras` including but not limited to databases, wordprocessing, FM/XM radio, TV ,games, millions of colors and fonts (WTF) etc.

    What matters most is,
    1. MX Functionality.
    2. MX Reliability.
    3. MX Aesthetics.

    I heard theres a firm somewhere....sorry ...farm, where they are crossing phones, TV, camcorders, Mac and a dodge;=)

  109. Bigger letters and numbers and a readable display by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about nice large high contrast letters and numbers for those of us with less than perfect vision. Maybe more of us would use advanced features if we could read the displays and keys.

    For some reason hardware people seem to think that grey letters on a grey background make thier products look l337. But if you've ever watched someone squinting at their handset, you know they don't look very l337.

  110. Re:it's simple. by fleener · · Score: 1

    Don't relegate simplicity to a senior citizen issue. I'm young and hate every cell phone I've ever used. I don't have the time or patience to wade through a million menus with features I don't want and will never use. I would love to use a cell phone that is only a phone.

  111. You want the Treo 650 GSM by sodul · · Score: 1

    That's what I use and oh boy it's really good.
    The coverage and sound quality is MUCH better than my old Samsung c225.
    Man this was the worst phone ever. Bad bad bad coverage, and after a year the phone decided to call on it's own. Even if sitting on a table it would call people at random.

    I use treo 650 to check my email, even more often than with my laptop. I can do yahoo maps and check the traffic.

    1 - yes 650 is quite comfortable, maybe a bit bulky for a phone, but small if you look at most other smart phones.
    2 - no problem there, only using one hand most of the time.
    3 - there is a switch on top of the treo for silent/vibrate mode, great great feature.
    4 - speakerphone mode works just fine, I'm using it while I drive if I don't have the headset on.
    5 - I have unlimited internet access ... it's not braodband speed, but I can ssh and vnc to my servers. And of course email, web, IM. No I'm not replying from my treo, but it happened before.
    6 - PalmOS it's still a reference as a simple interface for mobile computing.
    7 - Depending on what you enable/disable (blue tooth, email syncing, ...) it can go up to 10 days. Honestly I plug it every 2-3 days.
    8 - not sure what you mean, but the 650 is good looking
    9 - quad band GSM, works in ANY country in the world, as far as I know
    10 - I use iSync on my powerbook, no problem
    11 - palmOne customer service is really good
    12 - Ok it's not really working here as the unlocked GSM version is $700, but you can get it for about $300 with a plan (I think).

    I have to say as a phone the Treo 650 is great, and as a bonus it's a (low quality, but good for a phone) digital camera, and a PDA. It can record and play video, music. I too think it does it poorly, but sometimes you don't need quality, just something available. I don't carry my canon SD-300 with me all the time, and I only listen to music on iTunes (mp3 radios).

  112. Count me in by whitroth · · Score: 1

    I see that they're introducing a mobile phone in Britain that lets you watch tv, ferchrissakes.

    They don't mention whether it comes with a Fresnel lens to magnify it so that you can SEE ANYTHING. Hell, mine lets me browse the Web. WHY WOULD I WANT TO? I couldn't *read* anything, on a screen 1.5"x2".

    But then, having worked for Ameritech, let me assure that they literally have a department with dozens of people coming up with calling plans, so I don't imagine that part of the marketing department is any different.

    Give me a plain voice phone that *works*, without the idiot bells and whistles sold to the teenage kids....

    mark