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All Your Base Are Turned Five
Subm writes "All your base are turned five! According to AYBABTU: The History, 'June 5, 2000: The Zero Wing Dub Project is posted at OverClocked - the first original AYB humor.' Before then there was only an oddly (brilliantly?) translated game. But five years ago, someone set up us the bomb!" The Flash Video is, of course, still available.
All of your base are belong to us doesn't sound like such bad grammar.
"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is." G.W.Bush
A classic Bash quote:
#205633 +(3675)- [X]
WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you
agreed.
the joke was dead four years ago... when I saw an all your base t-shirt at a hipster clothing store.
I agree you spoony bard!
only 5 years, strange, it seems like so much longer....and I don't mean that in a good way.
the original AYB game was funny (especially for the 4 people who actually played Zero Wing), but it has started to get old.
I think the biggest problem is that there are still, believe it or not, people who have never seen it. They see it for the first time and then insist on showing all of us again.
Famous Last Words: "hmm...wikipedia says it's edible"
I'll just throw in: ... umm... Base are to us all belong...
In Soviet Russia us belong to your all Base; err... belong us are to all your base
Ah! Screw this!
But my Mom says I'm cool! -Milhouse
all your base are belong to us
....
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
I remember the day that I saw the flash movie (on gaming force I think)- it literally dropped me to the floor.
Time sure goes fast...Or am I just getting too old for my own good?
In Korea, only old people make "All your base..." jokes.
Well, I'm sure I'll get endless crap for this, but I still find it hilarious. I swear, I don't usually go for lowest-common-denominator humor, but man, that still cracks me up :(.
A friend of mine used to own the game. When I explained the phenomenon that had grown around it, 3-4 years ago, he was disappointed that he had sold it earlier, because at the time the cart sold for a pretty good sum on ebay.
Somebody set up us the cake.
Even if it's a tad late ;)
(It's never too late to join the Renaissance)
Check these graphs out All your belong to us trendwatcher graph unfortuntaly was added around September, 2004, but you can still watch the eb and flow of this! Looks like its free, you can add others too.
...if somewhere in Japan or Korea or China they've got tributes to poor translations from English into their languages.
Lord knows there's lots of potential. "Don't see" or "Don't sleep" in Korean comes close to "vagina" and "penis", and Microsoft's first effort to build a brand in Asia (not quite sure where) ended up with something that came out as "small and soft".
no longer...looks like all your 500 server errors are belong to us.
Who was the translator who handled this one?
Did he do other games too?
We could find stuff like:
Some your ship are belong to die.
) Human Kind Vs Human Creation
) It'd be interesting to see how many humans would survive to serve us.
wow, a gnaa comment in an article about unfunny old memes!
what are the odds?
The game was made by Toaplan, but I've had no success in finding any references to any specifc translator. Perhaps to was Google Translator '89?
Not that redundant: Slashdot was created in 1997, which means that "first post" meme is 8 years old. That beats AYBABTU hands down...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
I think one of my favorite ones was still the all your base set to Bohemian Rhapsody:
http://www.pwned.nl/ayb/
Stupid memes are those stupid inside jokes you have with friends, except that the inside is enormous. Furthermore, the jokes get older much more quickly, so people end up trying to out-weird the most recent meme.
In case you missed it, this is the best of the more recent Zero Wing parodies.
> Slashdot was created in 1997, which means that "first post" meme is 8 years old.
Actually, the fp meme wasn't original equipment. IIRC it's slightly more recent than the portman/petrified/grits silliness.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
We don't see the world as it is, we see it as we are.
-- Anais Nin
That isn't actually a link to Toaplan's website. Toaplan went out of business in 1995, so what you have there is a fansite. Which is why the last published games were in 1994.
Slashdot: Playing Favorites Since 1997
..I picked up a Sega MD II and Zero Wing just to see for myself the real deal. Actually, it's not a bad game at all.
Then I bought Sonic and Sonic 2 - great fun. All in all, I am grateful to those Japanese developers, for their warped translation.
Sigged!
http://web.archive.org/web/19971221012817/http://s lashdot.org/>The Wayback Machine
for jokes on Slashdot?
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Whoever modded this offtopic is in sore need of understanding.
The parent post refers to another video game that also was not well translated, namely the American Final Fantasy II. At one point, a character named Bard (Who is a Bard) is moping over the meaninglessness of his existance. Another character, Tellah, cracks him on the head and shouts, "You Spoony Bard!"
For a picture of Bard and Tellah, just go to the games page. Bard is standing on the left, with blond hair and a red cap, and Tellah is on the right with white beard and hair and a purple robe and glasses.
Edward@Tomato - /home/Edward/ man woman
man: no entry for woman in the manual.
"Qua!?"
there have been first-post'er morons since chips&dips ..
; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
Corrected link (removed second 'http://' which isn't actually necessary but probably causes Slashcode to end the first link):
t .org/
http://web.archive.org/web/19971221012817/slashdo
The only flash movies that... ahem, struck me as much as AYBABTU were these:
;-)
Sticky Night of Love
And of course, the Yatta flash.
Original Yatta video for context.
Yatta Flash
Plenty of Engrish and epilepsia-inducing pictures.
Thank you slashdot. Oh, boy do I look forward to having my friends send me a link to this funny AYBABTU thing that they just discovered.
Irene KHAAAAAAN!
Well koan.net was registered in `96 by a bunch of nerds who were into the blogging idea way-back-when.. so who knows
Somebody set up us the bomb...
hmmmm..... reverse it...
Bomb the U.S., upset somebody.
*tinfoilhats himself*
Thank you! I hate when clueless people mod something offtopc without looking it up.
No need to thank me -- we do as we must.
That and I'm rather fond of that game.
Edward@Tomato - /home/Edward/ man woman
man: no entry for woman in the manual.
"Qua!?"
"You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!"
phenomenon web
all your base are belong to us
want must shake your zig
The CB App. What's your 20?
News so old that archive.org need to be used to post it? Now that's a first...
Now I wonder why these news are considered so important that there's a need to go these great lengths to get them on Slashdot four years after they were posted?
I can understand looking back at Apple's switch to Intel in 2010 to see where they went, but the AYBABTU meme?
Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
Yeah, in Chinese Microsoft is translated as Weiruan, where "wei" means miniscule, small, tiny and is also the prefix micro, and "ruan" means soft ("software" is accordingly "ruanjian"). Similar with Japanese and other Asian langauges.
Speakers of English can easily infer that the company name is really short for Software for microcomputers, but all in all, Microsoft means small and soft, also in English, if you are to take it literally.
(My humble apologies for being unable to write out characters; Slashdot, this modern and geekily techy site, seems to have some problems chewing representations of anything but Latin 1.)
Well, when bush started waffling about Operation Infinite Justice (demonstrating that he doesn't have a clue what infinite means, but I digress), what was the first thing I thought of?
For great justice.
Except for "one's".
"Here is a graveyard of you!"
(Ninja Kids)
"Sammy you!"
(Violence Fight)
"The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
(Bad Dudes)
The Tlog - a technology blog
NO!!!!
I'd have to buy another T-shirt and this one still has a good twenty years of use in it.
If I don't wash it...
Yes, but for those that don't know or care about parts of speech, it's easier to just try and say it is in your head and see if it sounds correct. Plus, it also works for they're versus their.
I'm all for knowing language, but most people don't really care (as is obvious from the lack of proper speech), so it's best to keep the rules simple and easy to remember.
--
Promoting critical thinking since 1994.
If anyone is interested, this is how the manual puts it (yes, I actually have the game):
Space Piracy
The year is 2101 A.D. The Milky Way Federation, the galaxy's governing body, has made public its (sic) plans to construct stategic defense bases in eight different locations. The purpose of the bases is protection against intergalactic crime. The Federation's prime concern is a band of space piractes led by Cats, the flamboyant cosmic freebooter who is secretly plotting his biggest performance...
Two years later, the bases were completed and operational. Despite the new defense network, tragedy struck. Ten Strike Force attack craft docked aboard the Federation 1011 Star Cruiser were destroyed by a bomb that had been planted aboard the mother ship!
Shortly after the explosion, the ship's operator recieved an odd signal. The Captain ordered the viewer turned on, and who should appear but Cats himself!
"Nice to see you all. I've taken control of each and every one of your bases. Today will go down in history as the day the Milky Way Federation was destroyed by one man - me! Ha ha ha ha..."
One attack craft remained undamaged. The Captain, without hesitation, ordered the ZIG-01 "Zero Wing" into battle. You must fly the attack ship to each friendly base and drive Cats' forces out. The fate of an entire galazy rests on your shoulders!
The only things I can note about this is that Cats is "flamboyant", make of that what you will, and that this seems to imply your ship is the only one working, yet the intro seems to imply at least three Zigs are working.
Later the Getting Started bit of the manual suggests "Follow the story screens to get a better feel for the task you're about to take on." I kinda feel that advice may leave someone far more confused than if they just read the story bit of the manual really.
And no, I will not transcribe the other seven language versions that are in the manual.
10 PRINT "LOOK AROUND YOU ";
20 GOTO 10
I knew about Zero Wing after the whole AYBABTU thing broke off, a while ago I thought of trying the original game, I downloaded Gens and the game's ROM, the game itself isn't bad at all, it also features the intro with the original beeps and background music too.
I'm curious -- OK, so AYB is a bad translation of a Japanese game. I'd be interested to see a _good_ translation of that dialog. What is a "zig"?
I'm sorry, I never played Zero Wing, now is probably a good time to see it finally. Google only displays links on Doom and Quake for some reason.
*sigh* I remember when my friends (who had broadband, and I had dialup and I think was grounded for a while from the internet for downloading some *cough* pictures) were talking about AYBABTU. One even got a bumper sticker for his car. For some reason I was under the impression some Chinese hackers had hacked the CIA's website and had meant to be "badass" by declaring that they had owned the US's intelligence-gathering office. However, in a stroke of irony, they employed horrid grammar.
It wasn't until I was ungrounded that I found out the truth.
I'm not sure which version I like better -- hackers screwing up the pr00f of 0wn4g3, or that the Japanese could not translate to English.
As a sidenote, I just bought myself a shirt that says "REFLECT BABOON it does no matter where you come from" and one that says "HIPPOpoTAMUS brother it takes care when playing GEE THANKS" here in Japan this week. This is of course balanced out by the kanji mistakes on Tian's site.
Erm -- the bard is named Edward in the American translation, Gilbert in the original Japanese version. And if I recall correctly, the reason Tellah was thrashing Edward was because he (who was actually the prince of Damcyan) ran off with Tellah's daughter, and his daughter was killed in an attack on Edward's castle. So, "You spoony bard!" was a rather awkward thing to yell out when most people would've be cursing..
Karma: Terrifying (mostly affected by atrocities you've committed)
Oops. Sorry. I'll have to dig out my copy and get the SNES running.
Edward@Tomato - /home/Edward/ man woman
man: no entry for woman in the manual.
"Qua!?"
Just grab an emulator and pirate the ROM. Toaplan is dead, and it's not illegal if you don't get caught.
The year is 2101 A.D. The Milky Way Federation, the galaxy's governing body, has made public its (sic) plans to construct stategic defense bases in eight different locations.
You know, "its" is correct in this case. There's no apostrophe when it's indicating possession.
Karma: Terrifying (mostly affected by atrocities you've committed)
Ahh, I thought it was needed, seeing as you usually use 's to indicate possession... Bloody English, too many stupid contradictions, plus it never was my strong point really. At least I don't usually get Their / There / They're mixed up anymore. :-)
10 PRINT "LOOK AROUND YOU ";
20 GOTO 10
We do need to give the translators credit where credit's due:
has made public its (sic) plans to construct
Note that its == posessive; it's == "it is", so the plans of the Federation are accurately described with "its" versus the contraction form.
"The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
Well, are you?
I guess that means I haven't changed my sig in 5 years.
For great justice.
....but the prospect that after 5 years, "[I] have no chance to survive make [my] time" REALLY worries me.
AccountKiller
In the post 9/11 world, the risk of being set up the bomb is yellow.
I've taken control of each and every one of your bases."
Somehow, I don't think this wording would have caused an Internet phenomenon.
...was one a coworker took in our lab. He'd put "all your base are belong to us" on the little readouts on the line cards of a Cisco GSR (12008), where it normally says "IOS RUN" or startup or error messages. Tres geeky. Wish I had a copy of that.
I still like from Phantasy Star IV how all of a sudden, after a boss fight, a converstation happens:
"How was it?"
"Yes, it's better now."
It's referring to the start of the game boss, but damn is it confusing and funny sounding, seeing as grammer would have them referring to the now dead monster.
Surely you meant "my ZIG", right?
Then shut your pie-hole! P.S. Howdy neigbor!
The hep new thing is Extreme Futurism
All the kids are into it.
Starsucks
Wikipedia has a fascinating rendition of how it should have been translated.
A.D. 2101
The war has begun.
Captain: What was that?!
Chief Engineer: It appears someone has planted bombs.
Operator: Captain! We have an incoming transmission!
Captain: What? Who?
Operator: I'll put it on the main screen.
Captain: You! You're...
CATS [with sarcasm]: You seem to be preoccupied, gentlemen.
CATS: With the kind cooperation of the Federation forces, all of your bases are now under our control.
CATS: Your ship, too, will soon meet its end.
Captain: That's... impossible!
CATS: Thanks for coming out this far. You have made it too easy.
CATS: Make the most of these last moments of your lives.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ha...
Operator: Captain...
Captain: Operator, give a launch order to all ZIG fighters, now!
Captain: We have no time to lose. It's up to them.
Captain: All our hope for the future is in their hands.
Captain: Godspeed, ZIG fighters!
Badass Resumes
I think I speak for everyone when I say: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date= 2002-11-01
And "Al Qaida" literally means "the base". No joke.
Irene KHAAAAAAN!
Whether you like it or not, this silly meme is a part of Slashdot culture. That's enough a reason for someone to post a story about the AYB meme turning five.
Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
here is one of the funnier interpretations for the "How are you gentlemen" line, from an old poll
"has made public its (sic) plans t"
Its is the possesive form of it. It's (the contraction of it was, it has, it is) would not fit in such a space. As such, your (sic) is incorrect.
Remember, friends don't let friends incorrect grammar in a quote!
--
Internet Explorer (n): Another bug -- that is, a feature that can't be turned off -- in Windows.
Interesting on how you use "sic" for correct grammar.
The appostrophe is only used in the contraction for "it is," not the posessive "belongs to it."
Well I just found this one. Course I don't know if it's poorly translated or not (appears to be Japanese). Just strangely hypnotic. Or just strange.
"UNIX is very simple, it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity." -Dennis Ritchie
just remember that "its" works like "his"
ahh, copyright infringement in space.
it all makes sense now...
Science : Proprietary , Knowledge : Open Source
Do you realize that you just posted a link to and transcript of AYB ... and got modded to 5? I think that qualifies for Slashdot's Greatest Karma Whoring of All Time award! :-)
Washington, DC: It's like Hollywood for ugly people.
At one point, a character named Bard (Who is a Bard)
You mean Edward right?
He might have been the most useless character in the history of video games, but he did have a name and a history.
It's been a long time.
Four years, eleven months, and three weeks ago today: "All your base" and "set us up" references and variants stopped being funny.
fairly certain it has run it's course
Sorry. It's been a while.
I did alot of wall candy when I was a kid.
Edward@Tomato - /home/Edward/ man woman
man: no entry for woman in the manual.
"Qua!?"
All your freebasic are belong to us?
It's been a long time.
A more general way to think about it is to realize that no pronouns use the apostrophe for their possessive forms. Mine, yours, her/hers, his, its, our/ours, their/theirs... The anachronistic reason for this general exception to the "'s" rule may well have been to reduce the confusion of contracted "_ is" forms, which are very commonly used with pronouns.
That was strange because I was just looking up info about apostrophes yesterday. I was having trouble with possessives that end if s or z. Like if a person named Jones had a house. Is it Jones' or Jones's. It gets even harder when it's plural. Like if the family was named Jones. Would it be Jones's, Jones', or something else? What about Z's? (Yes you use the apostrophe for single letters like that)
No existe.
so..did someone summon the coinbahd??? *how old is this?* http://www.oz.net/~will/adventures_of_coin_bird/co inbirdflash.html
The year is 2101 A.D. The Milky Way Federation, the galaxy's governing body, has made public its (sic) plans to construct stategic defense bases in eight different locations. The purpose of the bases is protection against intergalactic crime. The Federation's prime concern is a band of space piractes led by Cats, the flamboyant cosmic freebooter who is secretly plotting his biggest performance...
"Its" is correct there. Score one for the translators!
Only about eight hours after the first reply to say this, and two and a half since my last reply moaning about people who reply without checking to see if other people have already said the same thing. ;-)
10 PRINT "LOOK AROUND YOU ";
20 GOTO 10
or you can do the ad-libs version :)
Don't call me back. Give me a call back. Bye. So yeah. But bye our, well, but alright we are on a shirt this chill.
The Elements of Style , Strunk & White. Originally published in 1918.
"The pronominal possessives hers, its, theirs, yours, and oneself have no apostrophe."
Try to get the 3rd edition, though. The 4th is much weaker.
Best advice evar: "Omit needless words."
I think this would be the correct placement of the "[sic]," unless "piractes" was your typo.
:)
a band of space piractes [sic] led by Cats,
Please note: I have not pointed out the same old mistake here, it's something that others have missed.
OT: It seems that I don't have to "prove" I'm human anymore. Good thing, because I can't!
and two and a half since my last reply moaning about people who reply without checking to see if other people have already said the same thing. ;-)
:)
Argh. OK, I need to start checking this. But that's what mods are for, to mod up non-redundant items. Anyway, I'm lame
The 'Spoony Bard" reference makes return in Final Fantasy XI in one of the San d'Oria Quests. In the quest, you have to catch an Elvaan thief. If you talk to one of the guards at the West Gate(?) he'll make that reference.
"I just can't sit while people are saying nonsense in a meeting without saying it's nonsense" J Watson, Sci Am 288:(4)51
Evil was everywhere
All your base are belong to us...
Now that would have been a prequel!
Wrong.
:)
"The cat lost its teeth." is the only correct way to write it. "The cat lost it's teeth." is completely wrong and no English teacher will tell you otherwise. That would mean "The cat lost it is teeth."
Glad I could help.
I'm aware of that, as it says so on every page. It still seems to be a valid source of information.
(Please forgive me for being slightly off-topic, O great and just gods of moderation.)
"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me." --Ayn Rand