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FedEx Cracks Down on Box Furniture, Citing DMCA

nospmiS remoH writes "Wired is running an article about a guy with no money making furniture out of FedEx boxes. If that weren't strange enough, FedEx is going after him, legally citing the DMCA. Yes, the DMCA. Apparently they are not upset about the furniture itself but rather this site that he put up with pictures of his creations (pretty good work really). My favorite quote from the article, '...Avila clearly intended to operate a business from his website because he used the .com domain suffix, the "commercial level domain," rather than .net.' You just can't make this stuff up."

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  1. Free Boxes by dthrall · · Score: 5, Informative

    I explored both his site and the fedex site... seems to get the boxes from fedex, you need an account... the good new? the USPS will send you free shipping supplies :)

    1. Re:Free Boxes by dthrall · · Score: 5, Informative
    2. Re:Free Boxes by Desert+Raven · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't play this game with the USPS. Unlike FedEx, the USPS has very strict terms of use for their materials, printed clearly on each box/envelope. And, since they are a branch of the federal government, it's a federal offense to violate those terms.

    3. Re:Free Boxes by Yocto+Yotta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, one's thing is for sure -- I won't be posting pictures on my website showing off my USPS poster tube bong (DISCLAIMER: For tobacco use only) anytime soon. My USPS "toilet" probably wouldn't go over too well either . . .

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    4. Re:Free Boxes by Desert+Raven · · Score: 5, Informative

      From http://www.usps.com/strategicplanning/cs04/

      In 1976 the Postal Service filed its first annual comprehensive statement to comply with an amendment to the 1970 Postal Reorganization Act. The amendment, now codified as Title 39, United States Code (USC), Section 2401 (e), required that a comprehensive statement accompany the annual Postal Service budget submission to Congress. The amendment further required the Postal Service to explain and address 1) the plans, policies, and procedures designed to comply with the statutory mission of the Postal Service; 2) general postal operations, including data on service standards, mail volume, productivity, trends in postal operations, and analyses of the impact of internal and external factors upon the Postal Service; 3) financial information relating to expenditures and obligations incurred; and 4) other matters necessary to ensure that Congress is "fully and currently consulted and informed on postal operations."

      From Wikipedia:
      "The United States Postal Service (USPS) is the United States government-owned corporation...".

      So maybe they are technically no longer a branch of the govt, but they certainly are wholly owned by it, which sounds to me like they are still run by the government. You'll also remember that the USPS can't raise postal rates without congressional approval either.

      And from a Priority Mail box I have:

      "This packaging is the property of the U.S. Postal Service and is provided solely for use in sending Priority Mail. Misuse may be a violation of Federal law."

      Betcha won't find that on a private corporation's packages...

    5. Re:Free Boxes by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Informative
      ...and congress has specific interest in their continued survival

      US Constitution, Article 1, Section 8:

      Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

      Yup, it's in there.

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    6. Re:Free Boxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why don't we let FedEx know what we think of this action?

      https://www.fedex.com/cgi-bin/qrf2.cgi?link=4&firs t=y&formpage=general

      Here's the message that I sent:

      I saw this article today in Wired:

      http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,68492,00. html

      I think it's despicable that FedEx is using the DMCA to harass a guy who can't afford furniture and is just trying to make the best of an unfortunate situation. Perhaps you have forgotten the time that the owner of FedEx gambled the company payroll in Vegas to save the company.

      As a result of this incident, I will be shipping with UPS whenever possible.

      I also know a few hundred thousand other people who feel the same way:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/05/08/11/1715204.shtml ?tid=123&tid=17

    7. Re:Free Boxes by dubl-u · · Score: 5, Funny

      My USPS "toilet" probably wouldn't go over too well either . . .

      Wow! When the box is full, where do you ship the stuff?

    8. Re:Free Boxes by Greslin · · Score: 5, Funny
      Heh.. I can imagine the cellblock conversation now:

      "Judges and juries, man. They don't get nothin'. They don't know that sometimes God wants you to kill your family and, like, do stuff with their body parts. Read the Bible, man - God's all into that. So, what you in here for, man?"

      "Eh.. I got these boxes from the Post Office.."

    9. Re:Free Boxes by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 3, Informative

      Okay- I am going to admit to a funny error. I sold about 40 car repair manuals that I got for free on Ebay about a year ago. They fit perfectly in priority mail boxes and weighed under a lb so it was 3.85 to ship them anywhere in the country. Plus, with priority mail, you print the label on you computer (and pay), tape it on the box with the priority tape the USPS gives you free, and throw it on your front porch. You don't need to call for a pickup as the Mailman is there 6 days a week. (I live in a nice area, so there isn't an issue of theft from the porch, and it isn't visible from the street).
      So I go online on usps.com and order 40 of the boxes I thought I needed. Except, of course, I am an idiot, so I ended up ordering 40 box of 10, thus 400 boxes. I felt like an ass, not so much because of the free boxes (I have actually used well over half of them so far for mailing) but because I my postman is a cool guy and the thought of him with 40 boxes of boxes....
      A good reason to have anything bought on Ebay etc shipped by USPS- if it turns out to be counterfit, call the US Postal Inspection Service. They don't take kindly to misuse of the mail. UPS and FedEx don't have sworn federal agents with guns to investigate fake products sent theough their delivery channels....

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    10. Re:Free Boxes by CyanDisaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...Wow! When the box is full, where do you ship the stuff...

      I'm sure it could be sent to SCO...considering that's what they're full of...

      Hope be with ye,
      Cyan

    11. Re:Free Boxes by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You "know a few hundred thousand other people"? Maybe you mean you saw a list of a few hundred thousand people who feel the same way as you? I don't even know a few hundred thousand other people - and I doubt I have ever met a few hundred thousand other people.

      Not to mention what this guy was wrong:
      FedEx sends these boxes under the good faith that you will use them to ship through FedEx (walk into a FedEx store and ask them for a box and they sell them...ship with the box and its free). So he is using their shipping supplies at no cost, using their name (fedexfurniture.com) and the furniture which is their name. All of this for a product. Maybe, as opposed to sitting 20 hours a day at his FedEx box, he should go out and get a job?

      Great ingenuity on his part (or I should say his friends) - if he just made this stuff for himself and a couple of friends and said "hey look at this" it would be fine...but he is making a profit on another company w/o their permission - and they are losing money. That is NOT cool.

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    12. Re:Free Boxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      He's not selling anything. Get your facts straight.

    13. Re:Free Boxes by shokk · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think FedEx has a case here. I went to that site and thought I was at FedEx.com, no lie. For some reason it took longer to type into my browser than fedex.com, but I was still confused between the FedEx brand and this guy's attempt to make furniture.

      In other news...
      * Scotch brand tape will be suing anybody making a 3D contruct of tape similar to a ball
      * Swingline will be suing anyone who makes a CD/floppy eject tool out of a paperclip
      * International Paper will literally crucify anyone who makes paper footballs,
      * various rubber-band manufacturers have formed a consortium specifically to pursue legal action against anyone that uses a rubber-band as a device similar to a slingshot or a projectile in itself
      * the Ticonderoga pencil company will be after anyone who bundles pencils together into a tube shape to simulate a solid piece of wood

      Sounds ridiculous? Wait and see!!!

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    14. Re:Free Boxes by Weirsbaski · · Score: 3, Insightful

      FedEx does not object to giving it's boxes away for free, but under the assumption you will use them for FedEx shipments.

      Wow, they made an assumption. Sounds legally binding to me...

      Not to mention he is using boxes that they create, with their logo and their name - as well as naming his website "fedexfurniture.com" - and then selling these things.

      I've sold stuff that people gave me for free. That's why they call it _giving_ it away.

      and if they can cite the DMCA then kudos for their legal team who figured a way.

      This is a little scary. FedEx deserves kudos, for taking a law which clearly does not apply, and whacking him with it? Why not go full-bore and call him a abuses-free-boxes-terrorist?

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    15. Re:Free Boxes by Savatte · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think UPS' slogan says it all: "what can brown do for you?"

  2. Trademark yes, copyright no by Kelson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Can they justifiably go after him for trademark violations? Absolutely. But copyright? You'd have to be insane.

    It's constantly amazing to see the extent to which people will abuse the DMCA to get what they want.

    1. Re:Trademark yes, copyright no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Tademark only applies if he is intending to sell products or pretend that he is FedEX (I saw the site, it is obviously a parody and labeled as such), as in the case of trademark dilution.

      He is doing neither, so FedEX really is just strongarming this guy because he dared to abuse their free boxes.

    2. Re:Trademark yes, copyright no by pete6677 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Remember, this case has not gone to court or been ruled on by a judge in any way. Any stooge can send out a cease and decist order. It's not uncommon at all for corporate legal departments to try to intimidate someone for running a website which the company for some reason does not like. The DMCA simply gives them another club to swing. In this case, it seems like the only reason FedEx is even concerned is due to what he published on the internet, with their trademarked name visible. My guess is that he will make some slight changes to the site, like not prominately displaying the FedEx name, and that will settle the issue.

    3. Re:Trademark yes, copyright no by OrangeTrafficCone · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you have a non-decent judge, you better hope his robe stays closed...

  3. Free Boxes from UPS & FedEx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I love their generosity.

    UPS, especicially. You can get huge "25KG" boxes intended for international shipping. I have UPS drop these on my doorstep every time I move, all for free.

    1. Re:Free Boxes from UPS & FedEx by Soporific · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nice. Thanks for making the rest of us pay inflated fees because you are too cheap to go to U-Haul and buy them like a normal person.

      ~S

    2. Re:Free Boxes from UPS & FedEx by sammy+baby · · Score: 4, Informative

      Screw that - head to the local package store or beverage place. They have tons of boxes used to ship beer, wine, and spirits, and they often wind up just dumping them. They're happy to give them away.

    3. Re:Free Boxes from UPS & FedEx by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yes. He's still behaving like a jackass. A perfectly legal jackass, but not the kind of person you want to invite to your home or go to lunch with.

      It's remarkable how people seem to equate "legally allowed" with "ethical or friendly". He's allowed to talk loudly at a restaurant about his colonectomy and the resulting issues with fecal smearing. It's legal... and makes him a piss poor example of humanity.

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    4. Re:Free Boxes from UPS & FedEx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least he's not a loudmouth.

      Christ, why are the "ethical" people all so fucking loud and annoying?

    5. Re:Free Boxes from UPS & FedEx by blackbear · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I did this the last time I moved. Those are very stong boxes. They also happen to be the perfect size and strength to move books. You can put just enough books in that an average person can easily carry the box, and it won't break.

      The boxes you buy from the packing store are far from being as strong.

    6. Re:Free Boxes from UPS & FedEx by cl0secall · · Score: 3, Informative
      According to his blog, his original intention was to use the boxes for shipping, and continued to be a use for the boxes even after being assembled into furniture. To wit, "Since I frequently ship items, I ordered about 300 boxes of various sizes. I figured this would save me time, instead of walking down to the store whenever I needed to ship something, I could do it comfortably from home. Later that month I saw a picture from a friend of a desk that was made of boxes. My friend, Tom, was in a similar situation in Seattle, and it gave me some inspiration. I decided to build some furniture with some of the boxes I had lying around. I figured, if I needed to ship something, I could pull it off a piece of my furniture and mail it off."

      That being said, there are numerous free sources of boxes. Just ask any local retail shop what they do with their shipment boxes. At my old store we got several boxes each week which were recycled, unless I took them.

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    7. Re:Free Boxes from UPS & FedEx by phriedom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "That cost is rolled up into the price of service. If the cost of raw materials goes up, the cost of the service goes up."

      No, it isn't, and no, it doesn't. UPS and FedEx are charging as much as the market will bear. If their costs go down, they make more profit, and if their costs go up they make less. If FedEx and UPS choose to give away free boxes for their own reasons, that is between them and the people that take advantage of it. It doesn't effect other customers one bit.

      I'll give you one example: if prices were strictly linked to costs, then cans of soda-pop would cost more in states where the distributors and retailers have to take a deposit and then refund it when the customer returns the can. Clearly, it costs them something to process and keep account of those cans coming back to the retailer and then back to the distributor, but the prices are not any higher.

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    8. Re:Free Boxes from UPS & FedEx by mekkab · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good counter point.

      A funny anecdote is that at work they've made 20oz sodas $1.25. Partly for ease in making change but I can't help but think its because they've got a captive audience. Same thing with most airports; despite being very thirsty I couldn't stomach paying $1.75 at BWI for a 20oz. DCA however seems to be committed to competitive pricing.

      I've seen it go both ways, I guess. I know my wife's primary care physician sent out a letter explaining why the cost of their service was going up. Our response was to drop 'em like a ton of bricks;their underlying costs rolled up into their service price, and the market (us) wouldn't bear it.

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  4. Best example of corporate stupidity...ever by DogcowX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's free publicity for FexEx. And now, it's all negative!

    1. Re:Best example of corporate stupidity...ever by necro2607 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah it's like...

      Insane Lawyer: "hey, this guy is making our logo and related corporate branding imagery get seen by millions of people worldwide... hmm... let's ruin our reputation with every single one of those people!"

      CEO: "hey yeah good idea! proposal approved!"

    2. Re:Best example of corporate stupidity...ever by Valiss · · Score: 5, Funny

      Same as before (read: currently) with the record industry:

      "I dont get it. We sue the fuck out of them and they STILL won't buy our products!"

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  5. It does sound silly, but... by The+I+Shing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think fellow used fedex.com to order a whole lot of boxes with no intention of using them to actually ship stuff in. It's a bit like someone taking an enormous number of ketchup packets from a Burger King in order to have ketchup in his house, rather than using them on the fries he didn't buy there. So I can see why FedEx would take umbrage at his using the boxes they're paying for to make furniture, and then turning around and showing everyone in the world how what a bunch of suckers FedEx is for giving boxes away for free.

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    1. Re:It does sound silly, but... by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      But information (and shipping boxes) WANT to be free... :-)

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    2. Re:It does sound silly, but... by necro2607 · · Score: 4, Informative

      However, none of that even remotely justifies blatant abuse of the legal system...

      Yeah, so they don't like it... they probably don't like other people using competitors like UPS or Purolator, but that's part of doing business... and it's no grounds for legal action at all.

    3. Re:It does sound silly, but... by interiot · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Oh, c'mon now...

      1) If ANY kind of lawsuit could be brought for "buying too many boxes, and then using them in an unapproved manner", it would be in small-claims court.

      2) Since they couldn't find a way to sue him for ketchup violations, they decided to sue him for trademark violations?!? And the argument involves DMCA and the .com domain name? And a lawyer gets paid far far too much to draft this lawsuit up, so they could sue a man who can't afford Ikea?? That's comedy man!

    4. Re:It does sound silly, but... by Wescotte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jose Avila: I'm broke! See how broke I am? I'm funny too! Can't you spare just a little change?

      Lawyer: See! Right there, I told you so! If you allow Mr. Avila to continue using the FedEx trademark, customers will become confused, and may think they're donating money to the REAL FedEx corporation!


      So, does that mean when he can't pay the legal fees to defend himself he will be forced to sell his furniture and get sued again?!?!

  6. Back in college... by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 3, Funny

    They put out these stupid phone directories. No one wanted them. They were the biggest waste of money, and they ended up sitting outside on huge stacks for people to grab. One night, we took a whole bunch of them, added some duct tape, and we had a couch for our dorm room. The only problem was that the covers were glossy and we would also slide off the couch.

  7. Allowances for artistic expression? by Tepshen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IANAL but after looking at the website it strikes me that on this scale the effort and pictures can almost be considered artistic. this guy did some very creative stuff with those boxes and I'm pretty impressed with the results. It seems pretty draconian even for DMCA to stifle this kind of work.

  8. Full mirror here by winkydink · · Score: 5, Informative

    Weird... very weird

    Mirror.

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  9. A little bit excessive... by necro2607 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Aren't there laws about making absolutely unreasonable legal threats towards someone? ...

    This is wayyy over the line!

    Well, guess I won't be shipping any packages with FedEx any time soon. Knowing that "that could be me" is enough for me to boycott the company and encourage others to do so as well...

  10. Oooh, they wrote a *Letter*? by fishbowl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just because some lawyer writes you a letter doesn't mean you have to do anything asked. If that were the case, there would be pure anarchy.

    A judgement, which generally comes after a hearing, is another matter.

    There's no way they'd win any claim of damages, period. They might be able to persuade a network provider to remove a site, but that's only because the customer usually has signed a contract with the provider that waives any right to damages resulting from a site being taken down, not because lawyers get to make law merely by writing letters to people.

    If he's violating copyright and trademark law, then why can't Ford sue me for driving a Ford with Ford trademarks all over it? If I put a picture of my Ford on the the web, can they take down my site?

    Precisely how is this different?

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    1. Re:Oooh, they wrote a *Letter*? by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you put up a web site called myford.com with a copy of the Ford logo on every page, then yes, they probably could sue you for trademark infringement. If he had simply named the site shippingcompanyfurniture.com, then FedEx should have no legal recourse. But of course he just had to use the trademarked "FedEx" in the name, and put a copy of the FedEx logo on every page.

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  11. It's all about shutting down the site. by doublem · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's the real deal. FedEx doesn't want to be providing thousands to millions of boxes to people who won't be paying to use them to ship items via FedEx.

    The lawsuit is probably not expected to succeed, but to pressure the web site owner into closing up shop. If he doesn't have the cash for proper furniture, then he won't have the cash for lawyers.

    For FedEx, "winning" consists of getting the site of the Internet. The legal battle is a means to an end.

    Of course the result of all this is I'll be pressuring our shipping department to use UPS instead.

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    1. Re:It's all about shutting down the site. by Kelson · · Score: 5, Funny

      And, by making sure he gets Slashdotted, they've already succeeded!

    2. Re:It's all about shutting down the site. by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 3, Informative

      The main problem with that, of course, is that it's illegal to sue somebody to shut them up.
      It's called a SLAPP lawsuit. A Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation.
      Basically, using the courts to shut people up, intimidate them or harass them, without needing to win, or suing somebody for revenge after they divulged something you didn't want divulged, is a SLAPP.
      There are penalties for SLAPP lawsuits.
      This is almost certainly one. What they would be suing for if they were serious, is the use of the URL and trade name for FEDEXFURNITURE dot com.
      Especially since the guy colored FedEx the red and blue colors like the FedEx logo.
      Basically he could have said Shipping Container furniture all he wanted, but by naming his site fedexfurniture.com he is using their name.
      However, if FedEx hasn't trademarked that name for use in the furniture industry, I'd say they're SOL.
      Well, except that he is stealing his materials from their company.

  12. slashdotted by BobVila · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is the server made out of fedex boxes.

  13. He's a geek by digitalvengeance · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite part of the site, the footer:

    If any shipping corporations have problems with our site please feel free to forward requests to /dev/null. By emailing us any questions or comments you give fedexfurniture.com the right to post any such message, and or replies on our site.

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    1. Re:He's a geek by Dare+nMc · · Score: 5, Funny

      and definitive proof from the site.

      can handle his 5-foot-6-inch, 165-pound frame, even when he jumps up and down on it (an experiment he tried in response to an e-mail asking if the bed could support two people).

  14. Just another step on the road to hell... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I tell ya, we are rapidly approaching a time when anyone with money and power can attack anyone else, for any reason, under the guise of some byzantine law that no one understands, or agrees with, even the people who passed it.

    In many countries like Brazil, it's completely impossible to run a business and abide by the labyrinthe of complicated and conflicting laws. Is this the kind of country we want in the U.S.?

    Now, it's possible that FedEx has a case that this guy is abusing their trademark with the appropriately colored "Fed Ex" text on his site, but I can't see how he is harming them and the fact that they would... and could... cite the DMCA is just frightening. Is there no sense of perspective among these huge companies? All the guy is saying is that they make good boxes, but now they will generate not a small amount of bad will.

    Now if the guy was selling the furniture, I also think they'd have a case. As it is, maybe he'll have to spray paint or otherwise obscure the company's logo. I thought these guys paid big bucks to plaster their names on anything they could like billboards, TV commercials, stadiums, people's foreheads...

    I guess Mattel missed out by not using the DMCA when they pounded the crap out of that harmless little Barbie site several years ago. I guess the lawyers need someone to beat up or they start getting cranky.

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  15. WTF? by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since a cardboard box isn't Digital, and he's not Copying anything, how is DMCA applicable?

    Illegal use of their trademark maybe, since he's got a web-page up (allegedly, the site seems slashdotted) showing their boxes with their logo on it.

    But he didn't do anything to circumvent anything resembling a copy-protection mechanism or otherwise infringe on the copyrights of FedEx.

    How in heck could the DMCA even be applicable here?

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  16. If we had the DMCA in the 60s... by VValdo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Andy Warhol would be in a lot of trouble.

    W

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  17. The catch? Those aren't your USPS boxes! by pergamon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Shipping supplies from the USPS state very clearly that they're the property of the USPS. The first time you order a shipment of boxes from the USPS, they make you sign something saying that you acknowledge this fact and that those supplies are indeed only for the purpose of sending stuff by means of USPS.

    I had thought Fedex and UPS did the same, but I just examined a couple Fedex medium boxes we had laying around here and they don't say anything of the sort.

  18. Re:Even better! by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 5, Informative

    I want my possessions to come to my apartment intact, not broken in 1000 pieces and the edges of the box smashed in.

    Seriously, UPS has the worst track record in package handling. One time I was looking for a job during college.. I went to UPS and they took us on a tour of their package handling facilities. You will never want to be a customer of UPS after you tour their facilities. They don't care about your package. The people who work there have to work their "packages per hour" number.. if they get too low, they get fired, so quality/careful handling doesn't simply exist at UPS.

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  19. Slashdotted? by k98sven · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm..

    1) Someone puts up a website that irritates your corporation
    2) File a frivolous lawsuit against the website
    3) Wait until Slashdot picks up the resulting story
    4) Watch the site go down in flames due to the subsequent slashdotting.
    5) Objective achived, site is offline!

    Slashdot - greater threat to free speech than the DMCA? :)

  20. Obviously! by isa-kuruption · · Score: 5, Funny
    The bed can handle his 5-foot-6-inch, 165-pound frame, even when he jumps up and down on it (an experiment he tried in response to an e-mail asking if the bed could support two people).


    And the reason he couldn't actually test his bed with two people on it obvious.... right?
  21. Re:Even better! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Having just quit UPS last week, I can second Kiaser's observations. When you have three trucks to load with about 200-300 packages each, your primary concern is getting those boxes off the belt and in their right place on the truck as quickly as possible. If you spent your time trying to be delicate about it, you'd be up to your ass in packages. Because for everyone one you take off, there's three or four to take its place.

    And at 9.50/hour in 95 degree heat inside the warehouse, the condition of your package is the least of my concerns.

    For those considering a career at UPS: please first consider dealing smack or pimping out underaged runaways. It's a good deal more fulfilling.

  22. This is why FedEx filed the lawsuit by doublem · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The free boxes they send out are intended for customers. Instead of making money, they're subsidizing someone else's furniture needs.

    I can understand them being upset about this, and I'm hard pressed to think of an appropriate response. Updating the terms under which they ship people free boxes so this behavior is banned, and then asking the web site owner to add a highly visible notice explaining this would have been far more reasonable, and just as effective.

    Now, there will be a whole host of mirror sites. A web site that would have been a fun curiosity has now been made infamous. Many more people will now be directed to this site than would have otherwise seen it.

    This is a backfiring legal strategy if I ever saw one.

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    1. Re:This is why FedEx filed the lawsuit by Twanfox · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's the thing. You cannot sue someone under the DMCA unless they're violating DIGITAL copyrights, most notably circumvention of a device to protect against illegal copying (or legal copying, frankly. Another debate for later).

      So, what legal leg does FedEx hope to stand on? They offered to send these boxes to people for free. Yes, they were intended for shipping, but there was no agreement made that says "You must ship with us with these supplies." End result? FedEx is going to lose this one. They offered free supplies, and someone took'm.

    2. Re:This is why FedEx filed the lawsuit by LarsG · · Score: 3, Informative

      most notably circumvention

      Anticircumvention is only a part of the DMCA. FedEx tried to invoke 'notice and takedown' (see title II in the linked article).

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  23. Fedex copyright claims by dgerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to a letter sent by Fedex layers to Ms Granick, from the Cyberlaw clinic Fedex claims copyright infringement because, I quote:

    * "Fedex owns the copyright of its packaging"

    ergo:

    * "Fedex has the exclusive right [...] to create derivative works, to distribute copies to the public by sale [...] rental, lease, or lending and to publicly display its copyrighted works".

    * "By posting photographs of works derived from Fedex packaging materials [...] Mr Avila is inducing, causing or materially contributing to the infringement conduct of others, and could be held liable as a contributory infringement".

    There are other issues, but not related to copyright (trademark, unlawful access to the packaging materials).

    I believe the fedex lawyer has a very weak argument: that the copyright of the design on the box extends to the box as a physical object. This is non-sense. If this was the case, any built product that uses material that has a copyrighted logo printed on it will become a "derivative work". That will mean that we will require a "license" from the material supplier to be able to use it. Non sense

  24. Re:He's a nerd, without a doubt. by JahToasted · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think if your furniture is made out of Fedex boxes you aren't going to have many women staying the night. Even if you're willing to pay them.

  25. DMCA "abuse"? by bani · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "abuse" implies the DMCA wasn't created for this purpose.

    But you can bet it was designed for exactly this purpose, and more. That's why it's so frequently used to beat into submission anyone who is hosting a website that a corporation might find embarassing or offensive.

  26. Re:Even better! by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 3, Informative

    "I want my possessions to come to my apartment intact, not broken in 1000 pieces and the edges of the box smashed in. Seriously, UPS has the worst track record in package handling."

    Something like this eh ?

    http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=767

  27. Slashdot.org by cparisi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess that makes slashdot.org a "non-profit" organization...

  28. Trademarks by ces · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hmmm ... I'm guessing that FedEx mostly has a problem with his domain "fedexfurniture.com".

    If they get pushy (such as threatening to sue) I'd offer to change the domain name to something like "shippingboxfurniture" and otherwise tell them to go piss up a rope.

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  29. Re:The catch? Those aren't your USPS boxes! by shotfeel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But I don't care what agreement the shipper & shipping company may have, if its a box that's shipped to me, I consider it my property.

    Because if they do think they still own the box after the delivery has been made, they'd better get over here and pick them up or I'm sending them the bill for expenses and labor used to properly dispose of their boxes.

    Note I am talking about boxes that have been used for shipping something, not empty boxes the shipping company may have provided with the understanding that they be used in doing business with them. Its not entirely clear to me how he got his boxes.

  30. Re:The catch? Those aren't your USPS boxes! by Chainsaw76 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actualy, he says he ordered 300 boxes, because he ships frequently. And that his furniture was built from those boxes, and that if he needed a box for shipping he would take one out of his furniture to do it.

    -Jason

  31. Re:I'm sure he wouldn't want to come. by zbuffered · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Heck, I just started buying a large coffee cup full of half and half at the corner gas station the other day because I figured out it was cheaper than buying a container of half and half.

    I don't have a problem with that from a moral standpoint -- I figure we all have our little moral justifications that we use to save us a buck here and there at the expense of The Man. It all works out in the end. But from a time standpoint, I don't get it. How much is your time worth? How much time does that trip to the corner store take you that would've otherwise been saved had you just picked up the quart of half and half when you picked up the gallon of milk at the grocery store? And if you feel just the slightest twinge of guilt upon "cheating" the corner store out of $.60 worth of half and half, what is that worth to you?
    From a financial standpoint it doesn't make sense.

    It's kinda like the 3 hours I spent driving around town the other day looking for a single 7mm nut. $.23 plus tax, but 3 hours of my time plus gas.

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  32. Oh snap! by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 3, Interesting

    FedEx is clearly a not for profit organization because they have fedex.org!

    Hey, FedEx, /cry about it.

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  33. Re:while tenuous by xnderxnder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "If you aren't commercial, you should be denied .com. If you aren't a non-profit, you should be denied .org. If you aren't an ISP or other infrastructure provider, you should be denied a .net."

    And while you're at it, presuming you're an american, why not use your darned country TLD.. .com is a global namespace, no? .. sanity indeed

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