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How Darwin Managed His Inbox

An anonymous reader wrote to mention an MSNBC article on how Darwin and Einstein managed their inboxes. From the article: "A new study finds that the correspondence of Albert Einstein, as well as that of Charles Darwin, followed patterns similar to modern e-mail communication. Einstein sent more than 14,500 letters. But he received more than 16,200, and responded to only a quarter of them. Darwin mailed more than 7,500 letters. He responded to 32 percent of the roughly 6,530 letters he received."

214 comments

  1. Value for money by fm2503 · · Score: 3, Funny

    But how many Rolexs did each of them buy via special offer correspondance, and did anything that turned up in the post make their wife any happier?

  2. Just think by Saiyine · · Score: 1, Funny


    Just think how the world would be should Einstein had a gmail account!

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    1. Re:Just think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll - we would have no record of anything he sent. After three months of being dead his account would have been deleted.

      So, in answer to your question, shitter.

    2. Re:Just think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you tell me his yahoo address, I can send him an invite... I have a lot!

      hmm... am I missing anything?

    3. Re:Just think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still better than having an Hotmail account, his mail would have been deleted while he was thinking about his recent theory...

    4. Re:Just think by shawb · · Score: 1

      The record of things he sent would remain with the people he sent them to who hadn't deleted the emails, I would imagine. I'm sure they didn't look in his home office to see which letters he had written, it would have been through talking to the people that wrote him latters in the first place. Unless Einstein kept records of all the letters that he got, and which ones he responded too. Which might actually make sense once your inbox starts piling up.

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  3. I didn't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what a spammer!!

  4. only? by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Einstein sent more than 14,500 letters.

    That's in his lifetime. Since 1998, I sent 27,171 emails (granted, an e-mail is much easier to sent than a snail mail letter). It's hard for me to count how many I received (counting spam it's probably in the millions).

    1. Re:only? by chrpai · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But somehow I doubt that anyone will care about your 27,171 emails in a hundred years.

    2. Re:only? by Narcissus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many of those, though, were really just multiple parts of a 'conversation'?

      I know I can rack up dozens of emails when I start using it like an IM service. However I doubt Einstein would write something like "So, what time do you want me to come around on Friday?" and then wait for a reply before continuing with "and do you want me to bring anything?"

    3. Re:only? by xs650 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's all relative.

    4. Re:only? by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 1

      10 emails per day? Jesus, I've sent 1721 since 27-02-2002 (1 per day), and I spent way too many hours at my computer...

    5. Re:only? by jsveiga · · Score: 3, Interesting

      On "Selected Letters on Evolution and Origin of Species", it is interesting that some of the letters really have a conversation "sequence", considering the long "latency" time between each packet. This was specially true during Darwin's trip, but also when he was at home.

      Something like we will experience when exchanging emails with colonies on other planets or solar systems: You write, and your grandson gets the answer.

      When a quick response was expected, they'd send a messenger and ask that recipient answered by return mail (and the messenger would wait for the answer to be written).

      Also, something as easy as sending an article you wrote for a friend to review (attach/send today) would require that someone hand-copied your writings or that you send the only original and wait for it to come back with the review. You didn't keep a copy on your "sent items".

      In the book, Darwin's son says his father was troubled by the chore of processing mails, and spent a lot of time just doing that.

      Those were the times.

    6. Re:only? by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      Those were the times.

      Yes, those were the times without TiVo, NetFlix, Personal Computers, or Slashdot. Instead of watching TV and movies for two hours a day, and playing on-line FPS games for two hours, and reading Slashdot for three hours, they read and wrote letters -- with no spell checker no less.

      They also, probably, didn't have jobs that required them to sit at a desk looking at dumps and C++ code for 8 hours a day.

    7. Re:only? by trentblase · · Score: 2
      the chore of processing mails

      Letters, you mean. Letters. Oh how I once fought against the term "an email" to refer to a singl "electronic letter". I've come to accept it, but I refuse to let people start saying things like "I got a mail yesterday".

    8. Re:only? by jsveiga · · Score: 1

      You're right. "mails" is really a shame (since "mail" is already a collective of stuff carried by the postal service). Thanks. I got lost in translation, but I think I'd rather have written "...processing his mail" instead (and I believe that's correct English this time).

      Somehow, saying Darwin was troubled processing letters sound to me like he had alphabetization problems...

    9. Re:only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However I doubt Einstein would write something like...
      Here is a letter, quoted in its entirety, from Einstein(just to provide an example):
      Dear Children,

      Your gay pictures and messages have given me much pleasure. Thank you and good wishes,

      Yours,
      A. Einstein
    10. Re:only? by genus+babbage · · Score: 1

      Flaimbait? WTH.

    11. Re:only? by shawb · · Score: 1
      People doing Darwin's job today would probably be research professors working at a University. Or more realistically, it would be the grad students under the professors doing most of the work, while the professor does the letter writing and other correspondance. Ahd then goes on sabattical every now and then to collect some data ala voyaging on the Beagle (with grad students in tow to do the dirty work.)

      Most people in that era probably didn't live the sort of life that a Darwin did, Erasmus Darwin (Charles' grandfather) was a doctor who made quite a bit of money in his practice, and a good lot of money writing books on biology. Of Particulkar interest is Erasmus' book Zoönomia, in which he wrote:

      Would it be too bold to imagine that, in the great length of time since the earth began to exist, perhaps millions of ages before the commencement of the history of mankind would it be too bold to imagine that all warm-blooded animals have arisen from one living filament...


      This right here is the beginning of evolutionary thought, not Charles Darwin's work. But what Charles did was to propose the mechanism by which traits are sustained or suppressed, that is natural selection. Without a mechanism to explain HOW that original organism (filament, in Erasmus' words) came to have descendants which represent the entire range of living organisms, evolution is just an idea. With a mechanism to describe how it actually works (natural selection,) evolution becomes elevated to the realm of theory. While I personally do believe that evolution is not a law in and of itself, it is supported by many laws within nature. Calling evolution a scientific law would be the same as calling the existing theory on celestial mechanics a law. Actually, I believe scientific model would be a better term than theory for such complex subjects as evolution, celestial mechanics, plate techtonics, weather systems forecasting, etc etc etc.
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    12. Re:only? by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      Universal Common Ancestry was widely believed even before Darwin's grandfather. Darwin's was not bold in saying that there was common ancestry, but instead that all the transformations that were accomplished happened without any notion of purpose or looking ahead.

      Darwin did hold some Lamarckian ideas, but still beleived that the direction that the change took place was not purposed either by the organism nor by a creator, but instead that many directions were taken within a population, and the successful ones were kept.

      What's really interesting is that Mendel actually used his experiments as a refutation of transformism.

      Current biology is actually moving away from both Darwin and the neo-Darwinian synthesis. Shapiro has a good overview:

      http://shapiro.bsd.uchicago.edu/21st_Cent_View_Evo l.html

      Basically, the idea of a passive cell and a passive genome is going towards a much more Lamarckian idea of an active cell and active genome, making purposeful changes. Another good read on the subject is Evolution in Four Dimensions:

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0262101076/ freeeducation-20/

    13. Re:only? by gilgongo · · Score: 2, Informative

      > How many of those, though, were really just multiple parts of a 'conversation'?

      Most I would think, but the length and content of them would probably read like miniature essays.

      My great grandfather corresponded with Darwin about chicken breeding. They exchanged about ten letters on the subject. Darwin's replies are in my aunt's cupboard and she showed them to me a few years ago. What's striking about them is that they are so densely written. The syntax, the length of sentences and the overall style seemed to me to be very labour intensive given the fact Darwin was not corresponding with a fellow scientist, but an enthusiastic hobbyist in the form of my great grandfather.

      I don't think you can simply look at the numbers of letters and make a conclusion about the time or effort expended per day writing. Reading them shows you what an immense amount of intellectual power went into producing them.

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    14. Re:only? by InvisibleSoul · · Score: 1

      email = mc?

    15. Re:only? by InvisibleSoul · · Score: 1

      Shucks, high ASCII doesn't show up.
      Oh well, ignore previous for the new and improved!

      Email = Msn Chat squared?

    16. Re:only? by OhioJoe · · Score: 1

      Man, how many weeks worth of time have you spent tranfering your sent emails to new computers over the years?

      OJ

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    17. Re:only? by Baikala · · Score: 1

      Chrpai is at least giving Gtrubetskoy the benefit of the doubt: "I doubt that anyone will care" is not the same as "Nobody will care".

      I wouldn't mod Chrpai's comment as Flaimbait. A filterable "Non constructive" modifier with 0 karma effect is badly needed.

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  5. Spam? by strazzere · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yea... But come on - how many of them asked him to sign up for a credit card...

    1. Re:Spam? by MyIS · · Score: 5, Funny
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    2. Re:Spam? by conJunk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      interesting??? that got modded interesting? ai-yee, slashdot!

    3. Re:Spam? by Pxtl · · Score: 3, Informative

      Interesting gives karma, funny doesnt, hence people mod interesting instead of funny to approve of funny stuff. And that certainly deserves the honour - it kicked loads of ass.

    4. Re:Spam? by DJCater · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's win-win really, because some lucky /.er can come along, point it out, and then get modded Informative! Then I can come along, point it out and get modded Redundant. Oops...

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    5. Re:Spam? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Apparently Darwin had a better spam filter , A Galapagos Spam monkey I imagine

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    6. Re:Spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why doesn't everybody use the neutral Underrated then? One Funny and the rest Underrated gives a nice +5, Funny and karma.

  6. Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really wonder what they used as spam filters? As I am sure Google will come running to their feet for the tech. And it wont be long for half a dozen open source implication to show up.

    1. Re:Spam by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They used the cost of postage as a spam filter.

      If I could charge spammers the cost of a stamp for each spam I received, I'd be quite happy.

    2. Re:Spam by drkstrm · · Score: 0

      good grief.. I could retire next week if that were the case..

    3. Re:Spam by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      On another note, I have never received any spam through snail mail...Oh wait.

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    4. Re:Spam by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Imagine how much more you'd receive if paper and delivery were free?

      At least with snail mail spam, you know someone's invested some real coin to get it to you. When was the last time you received an offer for a Rolex, or a "warning - your mailbox has a virus" or a "get lots of porn for free" offer in your snail mail?

    5. Re:Spam by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      He likely had one or more secretaries.

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    6. Re:Spam by Nuklearwanze · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i just compared the amount of spam i get "snail-mailed" to that i get by email: i get like 1 letter (usually bills or finacial stuff) every other day, but i get about six "spam-snail-mails" a day. that's a ratio of 1:12 - looking at the emails i got this week i have to say that my elecronic inbox doesn't recieve that much spam: i got 332 "normal" emails since monday, plus 150 spam mails - ratio 2:1! my email inbox receives 24 times less spam than my postal inbox. i'm pretty sure the "survey" did not take the amount of spam einstein and darwin recieved into account - and im absolutely certain that they too did get spam-mails... (THAT survey would actually be much more interesting!)

    7. Re:Spam by mcvos · · Score: 1

      None of those, but I do get offered the services of a medium, a pizza delivery and The Economist through snail mail. And occasionally I win something, apparently.

      (New to me is the automated telephone spam I found on my equally automated anwering machine.)

    8. Re:Spam by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      Well, everyone has different habits. I usually get a ratio of around 5:0 ratio on my snailmail, meaning approximately 5 real letters (usually bills) and no spam. What with the "no unadressed mail, no free newspapers, no religion" note on my mailbox and all... In my hotmail accounts I get around 1:70 or something...

      Good thing I have a gmail, that I use to carry conversations with. It's features makes it much more like an IM service though, so even though I have a ration of around 500:1 there I doubt it would make the statistics valid.

      But that's really the problem, isn't it... How many of your emails are long two-six pages creations with hand and mind-tireing effort put into it? and how much of your snail mail spam is from abroad?

      There are simply variables that makes traditional mail and email uncomparable. Therefore it is very interesting that the way people adress emails today are much like the ways people adressed papermail in the long long ago... the beforetime.

      Of course it does brign a shred of terror to me... do we really spend as much energy and effort in our short notes today as them old geezers did on their multiple paged indecipherably handwritten essays on daily life?

      If we do, I guess not many of you have teh attention span to still be reading this.

  7. Darwin's Inbox? by falzer · · Score: 5, Funny

    He used Evolution, of course.

    1. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 4, Funny

      But how would he explain the existence of Thunderbird?

      Eric
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    2. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spammer

    3. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Darwin uses iMail.

    4. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're telling me no-one got this? Darwin? iMail? C'mon people, that's funny and I don't care who you are!

    5. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by JerryP · · Score: 2, Funny

      > But how would he explain the existence of Thunderbird?

      Survival of the fittest, of course...

    6. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dear sir. that is not funny.

    7. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by Olb · · Score: 1

      Didn't you hear? "Dinosaurs" were really feathered, so they weren't Thunder Lizards, but Thunderbirds...and we all know that we'll end up reviving them a la Jurassic Park...

    8. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by 1336 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Birds, having descended from reptilian stock, still show evidence of this; Thunderbird, being no exception, is closely related to a nearly extinct species, Mozilla suite ;)

    9. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 3, Interesting
    10. Re:Darwin's Inbox? by Enahs · · Score: 1

      It'd be funnier if the original poster weren't actually talking about a commercial mail server Yes, I got the joke, and it wasn't funny. Not merely because I'm a humorless fuck; rather, it's just not funny. Also, Apple's mail program is called, oddly enough, Mail. Some people call it Mail.app, 'coz that's essentially what it is. I may bug the *Step diehards by mentioning that, but, well, sorry but it is. :-)

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  8. Except they were doing real work... by LexNaturalis · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's much easier to read/respond to e-mail when you're slacking off at work and reading /. (not that I'd ever do that, boss!) but when you're on a boat studying birds on a far away island or working on important and complex physics problems it's a little more difficult to sit down and read through a letter and actually pen a response. The more interesting thing to note is that they actually did write 1,000s of letters that were probably well-written and well-formatted, unlike most modern e-mails (Or /. comments)

    However, if their letters had really been like modern inboxes, they'd be getting letters like "Is your chalk too soft? Take c1al1s to harden it up!!" or "Do you want to refinance your home, the Beagle?" or "Hot Physics action here!"

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    1. Re:Except they were doing real work... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful
      when you're on a boat studying birds on a far away island or working on important and complex physics problems it's a little more difficult to sit down and read through a letter and actually pen a response.
      On the contrary, Darwin must have had ages to write all those letters during his long voyage... bird watching was only a small portion of the time spent, for the rest it was a long and boring sea voyage.
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    2. Re:Except they were doing real work... by nathanh · · Score: 1
      The more interesting thing to note is that they actually did write 1,000s of letters that were probably well-written and well-formatted, unlike most modern e-mails (Or /. comments)

      Admittedly I browse at +3 but despite that I'm often pleasantly surprised with the quality of /. comments. I rarely see ppl whu rit lik ths u no. Sometimes the poor spelling can be rediculous and occasionally, the, grammar can! slip. However on the whole I find it to be a higher standard than I receive in the office, where it's not abnormal to receive entire e-mails that are entirely illegible.

    3. Re:Except they were doing real work... by jiushao · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to mention the time they spent circling around trying to find a mailbox on the Galapagos.

    4. Re:Except they were doing real work... by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When Darwin was out studying birds on a far away island, he was a nobody and likely got few letters. After he published and became famous he stayed at home.

      But what I think a lot of people don't quite realize in their gut is that back then, email was the *only* means of communication. You couldn't just pick up the phone and call a biologist in Germany.

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    5. Re:Except they were doing real work... by barkingcorndog · · Score: 1

      But what I think a lot of people don't quite realize in their gut is that back then, email was the *only* means of communication. You couldn't just pick up the phone and call a biologist in Germany.

      Wow! I had no idea they had email before telephones. I learn something new every day.

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    6. Re:Except they were doing real work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a mailbox in the Galapagos, on the island of Floreana. It is a barrel, put there by whaling captain James Colnett in 1793. Outbound ships would drop off letters and returning ships would take them home. It is still there, and tourists (or anyone else) can mail letters for other visitors to hand-deliver.

    7. Re:Except they were doing real work... by ErikZ · · Score: 1
      But what I think a lot of people don't quite realize in their gut is that back then, email was the *only* means of communication.


      Wow, I didn't realize "talking" was such a recent invention!
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  9. Yay! by DonJoe · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you're like Einstein, you respond to some e-mails immediately and let others wait. And, of course, some you never answer.

    Yay! I'm like, Einstein!
    1. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how can you not act in the way described. Is it really incredible that some mail required immediate attention, yet others didn't? Shock!

    2. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how can you not act in the way described. Is it really incredible that some mail required immediate attention, yet others didn't? Shock!

      That's the joke idiot.

    3. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.

  10. What a surprise by Da+Fokka · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Their timely responses to most letters show that they were both aware of the importance of this intellectual intercourse,"

    Of course they were, they are respectively the most important Physicist and Biologist ever. If they had the intelligence to conceive their theories, it should be rather obvious that sorting their mail was not outside the realm of their wit.

    1. Re:What a surprise by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Of course they were, they are respectively the most important Physicist and Biologist ever.

      Someday, maybe a physicist will create a portable way of sharing text and graphical information on computers via a network. Hmm.

    2. Re:What a surprise by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Someday, maybe a physicist will create a portable way of sharing text and graphical information on computers via a network. Hmm.[link to Tim Berners-Lee]

      TBL is a smart dude, but having the idea to make hypertext available over a TCP/IP network doesn't really compare to evolution or relativity. For every Copernicus, Newton, or Einstein there are scores of Ben Franklins, James Watts, and Nikola Teslas. TBL is more appropriately a member of the latter group.

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    3. Re:What a surprise by andreMA · · Score: 1
      Of course they were, they are respectively the most important Physicist and Biologist ever. If they had the intelligence to conceive their theories, it should be rather obvious that sorting their mail was not outside the realm of their wit.
      More relevant, I think, is the simple fact that they were prominent. As such, they attracted [snail] mail from strangers at a far greater rate than the average person of their time. Some, no doubt, from crackpots and autograph collectors.

      Their experiences don't parallel the modern email user; it cost far more money and effort for the random strangers mailing them than it costs the people generously offering me a mortgage on my newly enlarged penis.

      The lack of free mailing lists in that day is also a smaller factor in total mail load, I think. I doubt many/any of those were (aside from aggregate bandwidth) free to the end users.

    4. Re:What a surprise by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention that both men likely had personal secretaries to do the sorting for them.

      That is the most intelligent way to approach any problem. Get someone else to do it.

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    5. Re:What a surprise by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      -1 nitpick, but:
      Tesla belongs in the first group. His harnessing of alternating current was not only revolutionary, it was counter to the approved scientific "Fact" that it was impossible to do.
      -nB

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    6. Re:What a surprise by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Some, no doubt, from crackpots and autograph collectors.

      Ah, but which is worse?

    7. Re:What a surprise by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Tesla belongs in the first group. His harnessing of alternating current was not only revolutionary, it was counter to the approved scientific "Fact" that it was impossible to do.

      You're absolutely right. I should've gone with someone more like Edison, the "genius" with the sweatshop/patent mill who thought the way was to put a low voltage DC generating station on every city block!

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  11. Why not reply to more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why didn't he reply to all?

    Oh, he didn't have time?

    Boy, this strange system sure takes an Einstein to understand!

  12. only the strongest email will survive by pintomp3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the heading threw me off. i was thinking some kind of new spam filtering technology in which good emails with non-spammy qualities get through to the inbox. i imagined a darwinian inbox that shrinks on it's own as crapy messages are deleted in favor of good ones. guess i gotta stop smoking early in the morning.

    1. Re:only the strongest email will survive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      guess i gotta stop smoking early in the morning.

      Yes. Daily, in fact, you should stop smoking as early in the day as you can. If you stop smoking in the afternoon, you might have already had a few smokes, and that's not quitting at all. So start stopping as early as you can, every day...

  13. I thought Al Gore invented mail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and Inboxes too!

    1. Re:I thought Al Gore invented mail? by halivar · · Score: 1

      Stick, meet dead horse. Dead horse, meet stick. Now go run along and play.

  14. How does this compare? by Dekortage · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is just celebrity research. So Darwin and Einstein handled paper mail like we handle electronic mail. Guess what? I handle paper mail that way too. I bet most people do, and pronbably always have. The article doesn't talk about that, however.

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    1. Re:How does this compare? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Freud pronbably did it that way to!! ;-)

    2. Re:How does this compare? by char1iecha1k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps one of them actually invented the first forms of bayesian filtering but the article forgot to mention it?

    3. Re:How does this compare? by Dekortage · · Score: 1

      Hey, are you making furn of my tynping?!?

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    4. Re:How does this compare? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      So Darwin and Einstein handled paper mail like we handle electronic mail. Guess what? I handle paper mail that way too.

      I don't. I do reply to email.

    5. Re:How does this compare? by YetAnotherLogin · · Score: 1

      No, he's making fun of your tinyping.

  15. Nigerian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah but how many did they receive from friendly nigerian businessmen asking for help to move millions out of the country?

  16. Dear Albert, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a lawyer working for Bohr & Associates, we recently discovered the sum of 8*10^16 Joules held inside 1g of Uranium 237. If with your help, we can free this energy, through a fission reaction, you will receive 0.1% of it in the form of heat, which can be used to drive turbines.

    Wishing you long life,
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    Lawyer
    Nigeria

  17. They used the ancient mail filtering technique by tezza · · Score: 4, Funny
    Anything that started with:

    To Albert Einstein,

    Gr0w ur p3n1s with ...

    Was not replied to.

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  18. Slow News Day by kevin_conaway · · Score: 3, Funny

    Umm, so they both sent and received mail. Both only replied to some of the mail they got? ME TOO! I wonder what else we have in common. Perhaps they enjoyed watching The Simpsons in their underwear as well.

    Thats what it takes to get a story on MSNBC these days?

    1. Re:Slow News Day by LeonGeeste · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Simpsons hadn't started airing during their lifetimes.

      *someone mod this insightful*

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    2. Re:Slow News Day by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      Umm, so they both sent and received mail. Both only replied to some of the mail they got? ME TOO!

      Damn it's good to be among peers.

      Note to self: Exercise frowning less obviously upon plain individuals on /.

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    3. Re:Slow News Day by MasterOfUniverse · · Score: 1
      Thats what it takes to get a story on MSNBC these days?

      Yes, they have improved a lot in their journalism lately....

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    4. Re:Slow News Day by jangobongo · · Score: 1


      Er...

      What is it that The Simpsons are doing in your underwear, exactly?

      Sorry, couldn't resist...

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    5. Re:Slow News Day by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 1

      Wow... Someone actually did mod you insightful. People will do anything you tell them won't they?

      *someone email me your name, credit card number, expiration date and CVV*

  19. So wait... by HerculesMO · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I reply to nearly 100% of legit messages.

    Did Darwin and Einstein get mail telling them they could improve their penis size too, that they didn't respond to?

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    1. Re:So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darwin and Einstein didn't need mail telling them they could improve their penis size. (That's some awkward wording, eh? "Their penis" ... I guess they shared one. But I digress.) They didn't need mail telling them how to do something that they both already knew. Darwin, of course, evolved a bigger penis. Einstein shoved his in a black hole to accelerate it fast enough to make time stand still and seem like it was bigger because it took longer to look at.

      Posting anonymously because I respect both men and fear they'll read Slashdot from the grave and come back to get me.

  20. Email filters... by Vexler · · Score: 1

    At least back then Nigeria 419 did not exist, and spam was a common household dinner... As for viagra and cialis, well, *real* men are geeks and they don't use "enhancements".

    1. Re:Email filters... by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

      real geeks don't use any sexual organs.

    2. Re:Email filters... by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 1

      >spam was a common household dinner

      Not for Darwin, I'm afraid. Spam was invented in 1937; Darwin died in 1882

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  21. I disagree by xdroop · · Score: 5, Funny
    The upshot: Einstein and Darwin exhibited a "fundamental pattern of human dynamics" that plays out every morning when you check your inbox.
    Nahh, it must have been Intelligent Design.
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    1. Re:I disagree by lpangelrob · · Score: 1

      Honestly, some people were created to keep order, and do it exceptionally well, and some others... well, not as much. The wants and desire of man to move material to suit his needs goes well beyond Einstein or Darwin.

    2. Re:I disagree by Nept · · Score: 1

      Nahh, it must have been Intelligent Design, but I'm probably talking out of my ass.

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  22. einstein hoax by Jamu · · Score: 2

    Most of Einstein's mail was probably from a crackpot claiming Relativity was a hoax and that in all the months he'd been writing to Einstein, Einstein hadn't provided a reply he liked.

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    1. Re:einstein hoax by Smallest · · Score: 3, Funny

      http://home.pacific.net.au/~t_rout/Gravity%20waves .htm

      All peoples should be exceedingly surprised to learn that Einsteins' concept of TIME, which he assigned as the 4th Dimension, and the speed of light are one and the same. It means by altering either one then the other one must remain unchanged; be declared a constant. Einstein could have made TIME the constant and the speed of light alterable. I will demonstrate this by using a high speeding spacecraft in which the speed of light within the spacecraft has halved to 150,000 k.p.sec. then the TIME, it is relative to, has to be made Stationary Time the constant and the speed of light alterable. We could use our, not so quite, stationary TIME on Earth. Now I will do it the other way by making TIME in the spacecraft as the variable and halving it, but the speed of light MUST become the constant and be related as 300,000 k.p.sec., which is the common everyday way it is stated, explained, understood and taught. What I have now done is to prove and explain more easily that I had and have proven the Speed of light is ALTERABLE. It is under my non-exclusive copyright.

      A decade or more ago I stated Black Holes should be stationary. I also stated the speed of light within Black Holes has slowed and the previous paragraphs' data proves I had and have proven my statement was true and correct. With Black Holes being stationary then the speed of light within them is relative to Stationary Time making the speed of light slower due to the Black Holes massive mass and the resulting massive gravity. The speeding spacecrafts' mass increases with its' speed increasing. So an increased mass causes an increase in gravity and a slower TIME or rather a slower speed of light.

      A major problem has been that the World Science Establishments, Educational and Political Systems and the colluding Media Establishments wrongly believing that the speed of light is unalterable. All this would be of great surprise to the World Science Establishments and an enormous surprise for the public to know of their surprise due to Science, Scientists and Physicists Internationally not understanding Relativity. They all have not understood Einsteins' Relativity since it's release in 1905. Maybe Spacetime's 4th Dimension being defective and deficient can take some of the blame, but only part of the blame for it is their weak minds and poor reasoning powers and arrogance that is at fault. I again have demonstrated and proven my Intellectual and Scientific superiority and again I am being denied credit, recognition, and public awareness so depriving me of financial remuneration which hinders and stops me from getting my major Fusion and Space projects underway in Australia with International involvement. The Media deceives and confuses the Public of the credibility of my achievements with its' silence.

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    2. Re:einstein hoax by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somebody forgot to take their Wellbutrin.

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    3. Re:einstein hoax by somersault · · Score: 1

      that page hurts my eyes :s it was fine reading your excerpt, but what's with all his bold and underlining :s

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    4. Re:einstein hoax by IngramJames · · Score: 1

      Ahh, dude, he's got nothing on the timecube, which proves conclusively that there are in fact 4 simultaneous 24-hour days, and that all sceintist and teachers are liars.

      Also, he uses different colour letters and his fonts get increasingly bigger, so it must be true.

      I am wiser than any god or scientist, for I have squared the circle and cubed Earth's sphere, thus I have created 4 simultaneous separate 24 hour days within a 4-corner (as in a 4-corner classroom) rotation of Earth. See for yourself the absolute proof.

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    5. Re:einstein hoax by Boronx · · Score: 2, Funny

      I love how he groups Socrates, Einstein, Jesus and Clinton.

    6. Re:einstein hoax by orgelspieler · · Score: 2, Funny

      holy crap, what was that all about? I've read some wacky shit on the web, but that takes the cake! It sounds like somebody tried to explain time zones to this dude and he just blew a fuse. Like it's some earth-shattering existential mind job that there are, at any given time, a sunrise, sunset, midday and midnight, at different points on the planet. I hope that it was all just a hoax/joke.

    7. Re:einstein hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just too stupid to understand Cubic Time, you academic bastard. THE TIME CUBE IS TRUTH!

  23. LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

    ROFL!

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    1. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by gowen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fortunately, no-one's noticed that I got the energy wrong... It's out by a factor of 10^3 because I used m=1 in E=mc^2, which is, of course, a kilogram, not a gram.

      D'oh.

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    2. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      Physics was never my strong suit. I didn't bother to check any of the formulas and it doesn't really matter anyway, because only real big fat loser nerds would have seen that mistake and been like "He made a mistake in his calculations".

      I am thinking Professor Frink from the Simpsons of course :)

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    3. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      Also the atomic weight of Uranium. You want either U-235 or U-238 (presumably the former). U-237 is an artifical isotope with no practical use.

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    4. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The roundings off as well. 8.9 rounded to 8?!?

      OP

    5. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by quadra23 · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, no-one's noticed that I got the energy wrong... It's out by a factor of 10^3 because I used m=1 in E=mc^2, which is, of course, a kilogram, not a gram.
      D'oh.


      Yeah, but that's assumed. How many people say "I am not a lawyer" (IANAL) when they give legal advice, especially over the internet?! Besides, you should be happy you didn't say you were a Physics Major :) No one believes those emails that mention Nigeria anyways.

    6. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      He probably just used significant digits...there's one significant digit in 8.9... 8.

      God I hated that in high school physics...

    7. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but why is 6 afraid of 7?

    8. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by ZombieWomble · · Score: 1

      You really did, didn't you? The process is called -rounding- to N significant figures for a reason y'know. As in the last figure is rounded off using the fire non-significant figure, to give, in this case, 9.

      (Wow, I /. doesn't put in a 'pedantic' mod any time soon...)

    9. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err no. 8.9 to 1 sf is 9.

      I just screwed up.

      Trust me, it's my original joke.

    10. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by gowen · · Score: 1
      Besides, you should be happy you didn't say you were a Physics Major
      I Am Not A Physics Major. I do have a PhD in Applied Mathematics, though :(
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    11. Re:LOL I love nerd jokes! :) - NT by buck_wild · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because 7 8 9 of course. Ba dum bum!

      (I've always wondered if 9 was satiated by 7...)

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  24. How Darwin managed his imbox by tbcpp · · Score: 1
    You mean to tell me he didn't use iMail or somthing like that?

    Really, it's sad when I see Darwin and think Mac.

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  25. Replies Not Necessary by Mean+Variance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is the point of saying he responded to "only" 32% of the letters. Many communications I get in email do not warrant a response. Granted, it's quite simple that I will respond with a "thanks" message. But if it were sent in a letter, I don't think I would bother to write (literally) back with an acknowledgement if it didn't extend the context of the message.

  26. HALLO BELOVED MR EISENSTEIN by S.+Baldrick · · Score: 0

    My name is Olunjwe Ramanujan son of late Mr. Srinivasa Ramanujan of Madras. Shortly before his death he confided to me the location of $1,000,000 (US) and some mathematical equations. In order of recovering this moneys I am in the need a Spiritual Christian Gentleman to represent me at my account. Please if you can assist me send your bank account number and steamer tickets

  27. C'mon by patman814u · · Score: 0

    So, is this news for nerds or stuff that matters? Maybe they also coined the practice of hitting the alarm just one more time in the morning.

  28. Fascinating? by DarkIye · · Score: 0, Insightful
    "In both Darwin's and Einstein's correspondence and today's email we find that most responses take short time, but sometimes the responses take a very long time, Oliveira told LiveScience. "In other words, for both email and mail communication, the response times exist in a very broad range of values, and there is no typical response time for which we could say that all response times are around (and close to) that value."

    Well, well. This really is specific stuff. I mean, usually these such stories, you get a fake statisic or two thrown in, but this is pushing it.

    The upshot: Einstein and Darwin exhibited a "fundamental pattern of human dynamics" that plays out every morning when you check your inbox.

    Oh, I suppose Einstien was 'just like me(tm)'? Who really gets 16,500 legitimate emails, even in their entire lives? Let alone sends 14,500?
    I don't reckon this should really go into the science category.

  29. This is inspired journalism... by rustbear · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA:

    If you're like Einstein, you respond to some e-mails immediately and let others wait. And, of course, some you never answer.

    In other news, if you're like Einstein, you eat breakfast early sometimes, sometimes you eat breakfast late. And, of course, sometimes you don't eat breakfast at all.

    1. Re:This is inspired journalism... by LordEd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then i guess i'm not like Einstein... I also eat my breakfast on-time some days.

      Speaking of which... time to eat.

    2. Re:This is inspired journalism... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Now I know how to encourage my toddler: "You can poop in the toilet too, Just like Einstein!"

    3. Re:This is inspired journalism... by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Whether or not you eat your breakfast "on time" depends on the speed of the breakfast relative to you, and whose definition of "time" you are using.

      As the speed of the breakfast approaches the speed of light relative to you... well, I guess that's probably the "last time" you'll eat breakfast.

    4. Re:This is inspired journalism... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> ...on the speed of the breakfast relative to you...

      And thus was coined the phrase "blue plate special". [pa-dum-tcccssshhh]

    5. Re:This is inspired journalism... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      and what do you get if you tape US$0.20 to the gearing lever of a car?

      N Cnve Bs Qvzrf Fuvsg bs pbhefr -EBG13 rapbqrq

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  30. Re:As all the fundies ask - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    "How did JESUS sort his inbox?!?!?!"

    Maybe sorting through spam for Jesus is one of the torments in hell?

  31. Re:Slow News Day (should this been been on FARK?) by Deffexor · · Score: 1, Insightful

    After reading this article, I closed the window and wondered where my browser with FARK.com had gone. I was sure the "obvious" tag had trumped "amusing" or "interesting". I was genuinely shocked to find this post on Slashdot (but not so suprised to find it coming from MSNBC...) Seems this one was too obvious to make it even to Fark. Maybe it will show up later in the day, though... Heh.

  32. besides that by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Their timely responses to most letters show that they were both aware of the importance of this intellectual intercourse," Of course they were, they are respectively the most important Physicist and Biologist ever. If they had the intelligence to conceive their theories, it should be rather obvious that sorting their mail was not outside the realm of their wit.

    Beisdes that, since they were nerds, what other type of intercourse could they get?

    1. Re:besides that by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if you talk to yourself about a problem, wouldn't that be intellectual masturbation?

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    2. Re:besides that by MicktheMech · · Score: 1
      Well, if you talk to yourself about a problem, wouldn't that be intellectual masturbation?

      But wouldn't that make Slashdot some kind of giant 24/7 orgy?
    3. Re:besides that by DJCater · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do reckon people ever had 'cyber' back then, via snail-mail?

      AE: "Hey baby, wanna cyber? I'm here till Thursday."
      Ladee: "a/s/l?"
      AE: "A reply! That's consent, right? Ahem."

      AE: "I put on my robe and wizzard hat."

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    4. Re:besides that by mikrorechner · · Score: 3, Interesting


      Beisdes that, since they were nerds, what other type of intercourse could they get?

      Oh, to the contrary, Einstein was quite the ladyman:

      Einstein wanted and enjoyed the company of women, and his intellectual celebrity certainly wouldn't have hurt his chances with the socialites of Berlin or, later, the women of America. The relationships rarely lasted, however - usually once they were established, Einstein cooled off and looked elsewhere. Avoiding deep emotional ties in this way may have given him the solitude he needed to pursue his work, but few would find such behaviour admirable.
      (source)

      I don't know about Bohr, though.

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    5. Re:besides that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Priceless. Great QDB reference right there...

    6. Re:besides that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      The relationships rarely lasted, however - usually once they were established, Einstein cooled off and looked elsewhere.

      The fact that Einstein was circumcised might explain the cooling off. Missing 2000 pleasure receptors, missing the estrogen receptors (also pleasure receptors), missing the natural dam of loose skin that keeps the woman's lubrication in during intercourse, and with his glans numbed by constant contact with his underwear instead of being protected until needed, it is no wonder that his relationships where short.

    7. Re:besides that by GrievousMistake · · Score: 1

      No, that would make Slashdot a "wanker party."
      Purely platonic, of course...

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    8. Re:besides that by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      Einstein was quite the ladyman

      Wait...Einstein was from Thailand?!

      This is brand new information!

    9. Re:besides that by ccp · · Score: 1

      Beisdes that, since they were nerds, what other type of intercourse could they get?

      Oh, to the contrary, Einstein was quite the ladyman:


      And Darwin married his cousin Emma Wedgwood (heiress to the pottery fortune), freeing him from having to work a single day on his life.

      Not bad for a nerd, either.

      Cheers,

    10. Re:besides that by Da+Fokka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you for making me realise the pleasure of not being circumsised!

    11. Re:besides that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      How is that comment a troll? In Canada physicians advise the mothers of newborn boys to not circumcise. Educated Jews have replaced circumcision with a ritual nick, merely loosening the foreskin. Sexually active women (those who aren't into rape fetish) refer to circumcised men as sexual cripples. (The rape fetish thing is that circumcised men can only get enough stimulation to climax by thrusting very violently. Sadly, once they reach middle age they are physically unable to do this long enough to climax unless they are extremely physically fit. By old age, when the uncircumcised are still fathering children the circumcised have turned to gin, sloth, and unhappiness as their preoccupations).

  33. They died pennyless by DangerSteel · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And the reason they both dies pennyless is because of a response they mailed back to a certain african fellow whose inheritance was in jepoardy of being taken by the government... (Ok they didn't really die pennyless...lighten up)

  34. Actual Statistics? by adavies42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd like to see the real statistics involved (number of letters in various times to reply). It sounds like it might be a power-law distribution, but with coverage this lame, it's hard to tell.

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  35. Darwin and Spam??? by spect3r · · Score: 1

    Hmm... Then Ill bet Darwin started the whole...

    Full evolution
    Long duration of species
    No prescription required!!1
    ALL Natural Pr0ducts!
    The women will think you have evo1ved

    2 popular med!cines:
    BE FITTIA - http://www.darwin.biz/survive/
    ENLARGENIAS - http://www.darwin.biz/enhance

    Discreet packaging - EVOLVE NOW!

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  36. Lazy by exes · · Score: 1

    So, this means that mankind got lazy and then we created email to compensate?

  37. Response time by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny
    > If you're like Einstein, you respond to some e-mails immediately and let others wait.

    It depends on how fast it's moving relative to my frame of reference.

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  38. Millionaire by Fek'Lar · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many of those letters Einstein received were from Ed Mcmahon. I get lots of letters, too. I trash most of them. Fek

  39. Re:As all the fundies ask - by Andrewkov · · Score: 2, Funny

    And unbeknownst to historians, Darwin invented the first spam filter, based on his patented Natural Selection algorithm.

  40. How Darwin Managed His Xbox by rubberbando · · Score: 2, Funny

    He didn't....

    Monkeys don't have thumbs! ;-)

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    1. Re:How Darwin Managed His Xbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But humans do... I don't get it.

  41. Phishing by Entanglebit · · Score: 0

    Darwin had a particular interest in phishing letters.

  42. Re:Frist by utnow · · Score: 1

    "Einstein sent more than 14,500 letters. But he received more than 16,200, and responded to only a quarter of them."

    I'll admit that my math isn't the best around... but I'm pretty sure that 1/4 of 16,200 is less than 14,500...

  43. Re:Frist by lantenon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the assumption that each of the 14,500 letters he sent was a response to one of the 16,200 he received might not be correct ;)

  44. Just like the rest of us by Nerdposeur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In other news, historians have discovered that both Einstein and Darwin favored the Non-simultaneous Leg Insertion method for putting on their pants - much like you and I.

    1. Re:Just like the rest of us by stienman · · Score: 1

      In other news, historians have discovered that both Einstein and Darwin favored the Non-simultaneous Leg Insertion method for putting on their pants - much like you and I.

      Yes, but they didn't have the benefit of research done by Wallace, Gromit, etc. I'm sure that had the dressing machine envisioned by the aformentioned pioneers in the field of haberdashery been shown to Einstein and others they, in fact, would have dressed themselves two legs at a time. As we have the knowledge and technology, and yet still do not take advantage of it we must conclude that they are still better than us.

      -Adam

  45. the theory of everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you read between the lines in TFA, you'll discover that Darwin and Einstein were working on a magnificent unified theory of everything (which they sometimes referred to as mute in their correspondence). According to this controversial theory, everything is relative even evolution. Darwin originally conceived the idea when he read Einstein's paper on relativity. He wrote, "Dearest Al, after our previous correspondence, I will have read your paper on relativity, and I agreed completely. Clearly evolution and relativity were related: every offspring has been related to its biological parents. I shall leave it up to you to release this information in your own time. Sincerely, Charlie." Obviously, Darwin was a tad confused by the time machine, and unfortunately, it also looks like this is one of the letters Einstein forgot to read (either that or it routed to the wrong century by the time machine). Either way, I think mute fell on deaf ears.

    p.s. The dates of their deaths are eerily similar.

    Charles Darwin - b. 12 February 1809, d. 19 April 1882.
    Albert Einstein - b. 14 March 1879, d. 18 April 1955.

  46. You can only imagine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..what emails they would get.

    "Mr Einstin,

    plz xplain theori of relativaty 4 me as i hav midterm 2morow morn and i skipd all my classs 2 hang wiv a gurl in my dorm(i culd giv u her myspace lnk if u wan??? she has nudez up lol).

    thx,

    killin_burd9123"

  47. Re:Frist by usernotfound · · Score: 1

    Some people write letters on their own initiative. It may be safe to assume 1/4 of the letters he wrote, he recieved a response to, and didn't require response from himself, again. So in theory a whole quarter of those recieved could been "Gee thanks Einstein" and required to response. So only half the letters that could have warrented a response were not responded to. Leaving 1/2 Fully unresponded. I think somewhere in here is a related rates problem, but i'm too lazy to do it. +mod for who does.

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  48. Non Sequitur by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    What sort of nonsense article is that? I mean, so what? It's silly to infer that they were so far ahead of their time. They got an butt-load of mail and they answered it like ANYONE else who gets lots of mail--electronic or post.

    Albert Einstein probably received letters like this:


    Dear Albert,

    Your theory of relativity rocks, dude. You da man. I've got some good absinthe and some opium. Maybe we can hang out some time?

    Joe Nobody


    Would you answer that? (Well, some of you would...)

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  49. Weird... by DJCater · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Study suggests modern e-mail habits similar to older, letter-writing ones

    It's almost as if modern e-mail was created as an electronic replacement to mail!

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  50. Many Posters Missing the Point by awol · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many of the posters here are say in various ways, "Big Deal, they responded to mail the way we respond to email, so what?". But it is an interesting finding.

    But there are many components of the analysis that need to be understood. First, assuming that the mail was from their celebrity period then we should ask does pre-email celebrity present a parallel to email in terms of unsolicited incoming messages. If so does it present a way of trying to manage it.

    Second, the fact that people in the pre-email days are responding to the same kind of fractions as we are with email then we can try and understand if email is a complete parallel for regular mail. In which case many things follow, for exampl the question about whether the "massive" penalties for mail interference should be extended to email.

    Then we could think about the social impact of mail. Is the proportion of responded email a "guilt" thing or a measure of the relevance of the mail. In otherwords do we reply to X% of our mail because to do less makes us feel bad and if we bump up the number of incoming does the amount of responding increase, or do we settle for a lower X.

    These are all interesting questions and historical data from a parallel, perhaps corellated, source is a worthy place to do analysis.

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  51. You're right... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Nahh, it must have been Intelligent Design.

    You're right, I mean, it's not like God throws dice or anything...

  52. Stunning Revelations by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    My goodness, so now I've learned that both Einstein and Darwin recieved mail, some of which they answered quickly, some less quickly and some not at all.

    I think I can expand on this and tentatively claim that the entire population of people who receive letters respond in exactly the same manner !

    Yes, an amazing revelation I know but I can go further and state for a fact that people who receive e-mail sometimes answer it quickly, sometimes less quickly and sometimes not at all - in EXACTLY THE SAME way as Darwin and Einstein ! Please, this insight should immediately be posted to Slashdot and form the basis for a whole new in depth discussion of it's ramifications.

    1. Re:Stunning Revelations by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1
      You're just making wild claims without evidence to back them up. You might reply to some emails quickly, slowly and never, but do you know for sure that other people do as well. Have you studied this? Have you logged other people's email traffic? Somehow I doubt it. Science isn't built on anecdote and opinion you know, it requires you to do real work.

      Anyway, that's enough posting on Slashdot, I've got to get back to counting slugs. I have this theory, that I can't wait to publish, that when it rains some slugs come out from hiding and some don't...

    2. Re:Stunning Revelations by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I am just wondering what other options there are for dealing with mail other than answering it quickly, slowly or not at all ?

    3. Re:Stunning Revelations by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I haven't done the research. You need to take thousands of people and watch them handle thousands of emails and wait to see if someone does something other than deal quickly, slowly, or not at all with them. Painstaking work I'm sure. And if you find that all they do is one of these three things you can publish that as well, as these good folks have done. But you can't be sure unless you've done the work.

    4. Re:Stunning Revelations by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I suspect that out of all studies written there will some that are published and some which aren't and although it's sometimes possible to say that your study will or will not be published sometimes if you do say you may be either wrong or right but you don't always need to say. In the light of this valuable information I can reveal that sometimes I recognise jokes when I see them and sometimes I don't but that it's not always possible to tell at the time whether the joke I am or am not recognising is a recognisable joke or not but this situation arises more often ( but sometimes less often ) when I read entirely the joke as written rather than choosing to read less, or more but not the entirety of the joke than otherwise.

      But yes I should do more research because at least I can be sure with research that I will either learn more about the topic I am researching or on balance understand it less than when I started. I suspect I need to research that too.

    5. Re:Stunning Revelations by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1

      I think you'll make a great social scientist! Good thing too, we don't have enough of them in the world.

  53. Where do the stats come from? by MTO_B. · · Score: 1

    How were their mails counted?
    Who counted them?
    Who keept track of their mail?
    Was there privacy violation in doing so?

    I'd be really fraked out if somebody keept track of all my emails... even more if they were actual snail mails!

  54. Webmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I wonder if either of the two ever actually walked outside to their inboxes to read, and possibly send their mail there


    Perhaps bringing mail home became a possibility only after a change of address.

  55. In today's postage by displague · · Score: 1

    US postage at $.37 (right?) that would be $5365 for Einstein and $2416 for Darwin.

    That's covers about 7.5 years of Comcast HS, or about 45 years of free-$10 service (Juno, NetZero, Netscape, etc). Whence millions of messages can be freely sent (as is evidenced by my Junk folder).

    I think communication has gotten cheaper. Especially international.

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  56. Eh ? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I can't see anything eerily similar in those dates ?

  57. News Flash by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1

    News Flash: Journalist Has Nothing To Write About, Still Needs To Submit An Article.

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  58. New book by Greg Bear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last of a trilogy
    1) Darwin's Radio
    2) Darwin's Children
    3) Darwin's Emails

    Because all good trilogies come in threes.

    1. Re:New book by Greg Bear by unlabeledchick · · Score: 1

      hmm.... I seem to recall a trilogy in four parts that wasn't too bad... Illogical at the best of times, but still not too bad...

  59. Intelligent Design? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Are you referring to this theory?

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    1. Re:Intelligent Design? by xdroop · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's the one.

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  60. Letter Rate by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Simple maths can tell us how many letters both Darwin and Einstein sent every and received every week, based on their letter writing careers beginning at age 18.

    Darwin: Sends 2.6 letters a week and receives 2.2 a week
    Einstein: Sends 4.7 a week and receives 5 a week

    On average I send ( not including postcards ) 2 letters every year but receive between 10 - 12 a week.

  61. yes they do by zrk · · Score: 1

    How else could they fling their own poop with such accuracy?

  62. FSM by uberjoe · · Score: 1

    Thunderbird was created along with everything else by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with his noodly apendage. Everyone knows that.

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  63. I have one of Einstein's letters: by design.sound · · Score: 1

    Oct 27, 1950.

    Dear Sir,

    Enclosed is $2.00 and my receipts for this month. Please send 1 package of Sea Monkeys.

    [signed]

    Al Einstein

  64. Wow, just wow! by jonr · · Score: 1

    If you're like Einstein, you respond to some e-mails immediately and let others wait. And, of course, some you never answer.
    And every now and then, you find an old one in your inbox that you didn't even realize you had, and you reply.

    Wow!!!! That is some deep journalism, right there!

  65. Einstein would be proud be slashdot! by bmalia · · Score: 1

    Time travel by surfing the web? Yes! Read slashdot comments for just 60 minutes and you'll find yourself 1 hour in the future!

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  66. If women were permitted in ships ... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    She would have forced them to get down and ASK FOR DIRECTIONS !!!! :-)

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  67. You are miscategorizing Darwin by Medievalist · · Score: 1


    Darwin's great achievement was as an author and a popularizer of science, not as a biologist.

    The mechanism of evolution through natural selection had already been deduced by others (if you read Darwin's corpus, he generously acknowledges prior work) but Darwin was the first to write about it for the average reader, rather than for philosophers, engineers, or scientists.

    Exalting Darwin above Linneaus, Lamarck, Mendel, Dawkins, Crick and Watson as a biologist is probably unfair. However, as a science writer, he was a giant, so your point still stands - it's unsuprising that he could handle a large volume of correspondence.

    1. Re:You are miscategorizing Darwin by nobody69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      According to both of your wiki links, Darwin and Wallace had no knowledge of Matthew and Wells. People had been hypothesizing about all of this biodiversity, including ideas resembling evolution by natural selection, since the ancient Greeks. Darwin was the first to take these vague ideas and tie them together with his observations from the Beagle voyage, combined with the gradualist theories of contemporary geology and come up with a unified and fairly complete method for how evolution worked. Then he sat on, er, "polished" it for years until Wallace sent him a letter (Hey, look something on topic in my post.) with some of his ideas regarding natural selection, prompting Darwin to get off his butt and publish. The importance of Darwin's work was that it gave a _why_ to biology.

      Since then, of course, natural selection theory has been subject to many changes, ther biggest probably being punctuated equilibrium, but still stands as the foundation of modern biological thought.

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  68. Why else ... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    do you think I come here?

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  69. When I worked in an ISP by hummassa · · Score: 1

    I wrote about 100 e-mails per workday and 50 in the weekends, at least. But I spent about 16 hours/day in front of a computer -- including in the weekends.

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  70. Correspondence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is very interesting from a literary and historical point of view.

    If you read 19th and earlier 20th-century letters, you find that many of them are simply messages. (From a Civil War soldier to his brother: Please use the money I sent you to buy some loaf suger and brandy for my dysentery and give it to Charlie Scroggs to bring to me). It's true that the delivery of messages took a lot of time, but on the other hand, one was busy during a significant part of one's day sending letters and reading and replying to letters, so that the experience wasn't all that different in some ways from managing an e-mail correspondence. Besides, there were services more rapid than the mails for accelerated messaging--for example, various sorts of couriers. the telegraph, and the celebrated "pneumatique" of late nineteenth and early twentieth-century Paris.

    The case could be made that the accelerated use of the telephone and telegraphy during the twentieth century largely replaced the more purely functional uses of letter-writing. One could also argue that "artistic" letter-writing in the absence of a practical communication function becomes lifeless and artificial.

    In this scenario, the unexpected emergence of e-mail as a Web-based "killer application" allows for the revival of letter-writing as a primary means of communications--thus in part reviving an ancient art, not creating a new one; and at least potentially increasing the uses of literacy, not diminishing them.

  71. General Theory of Mail Relativity? by Peldor · · Score: 1
    Is that the one where I ignore Mom's email?

    Or the Theory of Mail Evolution...
    Where unpaid bills will eventually develop into bill collectors given enough time and the proper incentive?

  72. Re:Frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You dumb arse. Maths obviously isn't your only major weakness.

  73. Wow 16000 letters? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Oh for the old days. Einstein only got 16,000 letters in his life.
    I wonder how mauch junk mail he got:

    Dear Mrs. A.Einstein,

    You may have already won $100,000! Just return the enclosed form with the "YES" sticker attached...

  74. Re:Frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like English isn't your only weakness.

  75. Not only that, but the sender may be annoyed by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    If the sysadmin sends out an email to development@somecompany.com saying "The main server will be going offline from 2am to 8am for maintenence, please ensure any applications are not scheduled for this time.", imagine how pissed off he would be if he got back 500 emails saying nothing but "ok".

    The way email is used in a modern company, there is often no need or desire to reply. I would say a good 75% of the emails I recieve fall into this bucket.

  76. you mean email is like mail? by tiberiandusk · · Score: 1

    so what they are trying to get at is that sending email is like sending a letter. wow.

  77. Liar! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    This morning when we were on the way to work at nearly the speed of light, I watched you eat breakfast. When I looked at my watch, you where clearly not on time.

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  78. Re:Frist by Hikaru79 · · Score: 1

    Just like English isn't your only weakness.

    Actually, his English was completely perfect. "Maths" is simply the British abbreviation for "Mathematics" as opposed to the American term "Math". It is still singular, so there is no problem with his sentence whatsoever.

  79. Pack-Rats by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1

    What packrats. Who saves 16,000 letters over the course of his life. I mean, I understand saving some, but if they have enough to make statements like that about them, I'm more concerned that he kept it all... Crazy! Not to mention copies of sent mail, despite a lack of a photo-copier :)

    -M

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    1. Re:Pack-Rats by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Before photocopiers, there was carbon paper, the purpose of which was to create the copies. It was just a matter of putting two (or more) sheets of paper in the typewriter with the carbon in between.

      If you put the carbon the right way around, you automatically got a copy. If not, you got a mirror image version of your letter on the back :)

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  80. The "greatest" is just an opinion anyway, but: by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    I've read the pertinent chapter of Matthew's (boring) treatise on naval timber as well as Darwin, and (as Darwin himself said) there is nothing missing - you are factually incorrect in your statement that "Darwin was the first to ... come up with a unified and fairly complete method for how evolution worked".

    Since several other people, decades before Darwin (and without ever having seen the Galapagos!) came up with the idea of evolution by natural selection, I don't see how you can support the claim that Darwin's (admittedly independent) discovery was more important than any other biologist's work.

    Darwin was a great science writer (better than Gould, IMO, who wrote up punk eke) but calling him the greatest biologist of all time is a bit over the top. His work on worms is very good, certainly, but it's not like he isolated DNA, came up with the germ theory of disease, or derived the laws of inheritance (for example).

    I also disagree with your statement that Darwin's work "gave a _why_ to biology". At most, a "how" - Lamarck and Teilhard were the ones who tried to put a "why" to biology, although their work is generally scorned today.

    Damn, there's really nothing OT in this post at all, is there? OK, I'll shut up now.

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  81. Re:Weird......no, no by chawly · · Score: 1

    Not weird at all. Could even be true. No, I like your theory - really. Good thinking.

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  82. Darwin's credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't they say there were unexplained holes in Darwin's Theory of Inbox Efficiency? I heard there were some crackpots going around promoting some intelligent inbox agent ... but most critics agree it's really just another Microsoft cartoon character telling you how to run your life.

    CK.

  83. Um, Newton? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Newton Pwnz Einstein any day of the week.

    Sir, you are an ignorant troll