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Who Really Won the Super Bowl?

BartlebyScrivener writes "In the latest development of the new field known as 'neuro marketing,' Marco Iacoboni and his group of researchers at the UCLA Ahmanson-Lovelace Brain Mapping Center used functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) to measure brain responses in a group of subjects while they were watching this year's Super Bowl ads. The findings are reported at Edge: The Third Culture."

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  1. Who Really Won the SuperBowl... by Chris+Bradshaw · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Who Really Won The SuperBowl?

    Why Rupert Murdoch of course...

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    1. Re:Who Really Won the SuperBowl... by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      You took the words right out of my mouth...

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    2. Re:Who Really Won the SuperBowl... by aztektum · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wait wait, how did he win? The Super Bowl was broadcast on ABC this year. Shouldn't that be "Disney Corp"?

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    3. Re:Who Really Won the SuperBowl... by Trigun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I thought that it was the referee's family from the vegas payoffs.

    4. Re:Who Really Won the SuperBowl... by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it was the Steelers.

    5. Re:Who Really Won the SuperBowl... by hairguitar · · Score: 1

      Hmm... In recent history, it's been more about which commercials "win" the viewers' attention (game notwithstanding), as pointed out by the article. At the most expensive advertising rate in the season per second, we shouldn't find that a bit surprising ("money changes everything," blah). End result: Folks don't run to the 'fridge for a Coors light during stuporbowl commercials; they stay riveted to the TV, breath bated, waiting to see who's spent the most dosh in the most creative way. That's certainly not sports; it's marketing, and marketing (like it or not) well executed.

      FWIW: The officiating was consistent with the rest of the season's; predictably abysmal. And, I enjoyed the Careerbuilder ad the most (I work with those chimps). I also found it interesting there was no "patriotic" theme espoused (very much in contrast to last year's fiasco).

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    6. Re:Who Really Won the SuperBowl... by Evro · · Score: 1

      ... but Super Bowl XL was aired on ABC, which is owned by Disney, and not a Murdoch-owned property.

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  2. Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by ScaryFroMan · · Score: 1

    The Referees, that's who. But I don't think that's the question they were asking.

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    1. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative
      If you RTFA, you'd realize the answer they're trying to find is actually Which advertisers won during the Super Bowl

      SPOILER ALERT
      Who won the Super Bowl ads competition? If a good indicator of a successful ad is activity in brain areas concerned with reward and empathy, two winners seem to be the 'I am going to Disney' ad and the Bud 'office' ad. In contrast, two big floppers seem to be the Bud 'secret fridge' ad and the Aleve ad.
      Here's the Google Video link to all the ads so you can decide for yourself.

      Personally, I thought the 'secret fridge' commercial was funny.
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    2. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The Steelers 12th Man wears stripes.

    3. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by iapetus · · Score: 1



      The refereeing wasn't as bad as a lot of people seem to think (not saying it was good in all cases, but some of the decisions people complain about were actually perfectly reasonable). The losing team lost fair and square - they had their chances through the game and they threw them away. The winning team took advantage of some of their chances, and they won. Sour grapes after the game aren't going to change that.

      Of course, the real losers were those people who were looking forward to a good game, because the way both teams played that was far from what we got...

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    4. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For me, ALL the advertisers have lost.
      In the two weeks since the SuperBowl, I have not purchased a Hummer, a Cadillac, a web doman from GoDaddy, ate at the Outback Steakhouse or flown on United Airlines.

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    5. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by ddopson · · Score: 1

      Really? I thought the secret fridge ad was hilarious. The rest of the ads were boring and unmemorable. I guess I just like the idea of a fridge full of beer poping out of the wall. Or that the dude was getting ripped off. I dunno. It was funny on a few different levels.

    6. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by ericartman · · Score: 1

      I agree the fix was in IMHO. The only way to fix games is not players but referees. After decades of watching my team the RAIDERS be the most penalized team in football even I had to agree with my friend that said the ref's are biased even if it's unknowingly. I mean come on the only common denominator is the ref's. Coaches changed,cities changed, players changed the only thing that didn't change was the penalties and the ref's. So after the Superbowl fiasco, I've sworn off football. Next season I'm wasting my time online playing WoW!

    7. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The Steelers?

      They were awarded the most points, but the Seahawks were the better team. Handing the Steelers 2 touchdowns was a bit much, don't you think?

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    8. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by iocat · · Score: 1

      I found it irritating. If the guys were stealing beers from the magic fridge, the fridge hider guy -- miserly guarding his beer -- would probably notice and not do it anymore. So to me, that ad, while marginally and momentarily funny, presented a logical flaw that led me to despise it.

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    9. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not really. ESPN had a poll the day after the game, and the majority (like 70%)from 48 states said the refs threw the game (exceptions being WV and PA). These results are despite the liklyhood that there are way more Steeler fans than Sehawk fans.

      The Seattle 'big chance' plays were pretty much all called back on questionable penalties. And the Pitt big plays were given to them (the qb getting tackled on the 1 yard line and them calling it a TD comes to mind).

      Geez, first time I've discussed sports on Slashdot. :)

    10. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the two weeks since the SuperBowl, I have not purchased a Hummer

      I turned into a giant robot and had sex with godzilla.

      Also, I used my company's FedEx account to send human body parts cross country.

    11. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just assume everything I see on TV is stupid. That way, everything makes sense.

    12. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As long as you didn't purchase a Land Rover, a Mercedes, a web domain from RegistryFly, eaten at Applebee's, or flown on American Airlines, then they haven't lost; they just didn't win. Yet.

    13. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

      Karma at risk, oh well.

      No, the Steelers were not "handed" two touchdowns. Yes, there were marginal calls, but only one was truly bad (the chop block). The pushoff, as weak as it was, was still a pushoff and was called as such. The Roethlessberger TD did not have enough video evidence to overturn the call... besides, do you think the Steelers wouldn't have scored on 4th down anyways? The holding call was a tough one too, and I don't think the ref that called it had a good view, but just because fathead John Madden says it wasn't holding doesn't mean it wasn't. You just can't tell from the replay. People can complain all they want, but the truth is the officiating wasn't as horrible as everyone says, but it wasn't all that great either.

      That said, I was pretty surprised about the high amygdala activity the people showed in the FedEx commercial... even though it was comical, our brains still perceived it as threatening when he got stomped by the dinosaur. Pretty interesting stuff.

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    14. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      My 11 year old son and 12 year old nephew still talk about that commercial. (They don't buy Budweiser, admittedly...)

      It's probably a poor ad in what it's trying to do, however, in that it doesn't really identify the brand that clearly. It's the "magic fridge" ad, not the "Bud fridge" ad.

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    15. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      I attended a lecture today by someone who, using fMRI, had discovered (1) a part of the brain whose activity was proportional to the expected outcome of a bet, and (2) a part whose activity was proportional to the distribution of risk on that bet, and (3) the hint that maybe part 1 was actually responding to an economist's UTILITY function rather than the probabilist's expectancy function. [paper in "Science", Dec 9th 2005, pp. 1680-1683]

      When you talk about a blanket "neural response" it doesn't mean anything. I'm sure they've got much more sophisticated statistics. And I'm sure they'll find brain areas that correlate with higher spending in response to ads, similar to the research above.

    16. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Well, being in Canada, I only saw normal Global ads (as the CRTC had blacked out all American feeds and replaced them with Global rebroadcasts... what a waste of our tax dollars), so I guess the advertisers lost there because I never saw any of them.

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    17. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Ruvim · · Score: 1

      Yes, but have you harmed a small cute dinosaur?

    18. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Skim123 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but how much beer have you consumed from Budweiser, Miller, Amstel Light, or Michelobe since that fateful day?

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    19. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      People can complain all they want, but the truth is the officiating wasn't as horrible as everyone says, but it wasn't all that great either.

      It sucked, but the worst thing was that it didn't suck uniformly. When one team gets all the crappy or borderline calls against them, it is a tainted game, no matter who you wanted to win.

    20. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by j3one · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "For me, ALL the advertisers have lost. In the two weeks since the SuperBowl, I have not purchased a Hummer, a Cadillac, a web doman from GoDaddy, ate at the Outback Steakhouse or flown on United Airlines."

      Nope, they won.... You remember them. Case and point.
      Infact, you probably still remember the budwiser commercial from 3 or even 5 years ago.

    21. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      Nope, they won.... You remember them. Case and point.
      Infact, you probably still remember the budwiser commercial from 3 or even 5 years ago.
      Nope, they lost....I had to look up the names on Google Video link in the parent post.

      Hell the only commercial I remember from the game was the repeated ads of Grey's Anatomy coming up right after the game
      ....didn't see it.

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    22. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      As long as you didn't purchase a Land Rover, a Mercedes, a web domain from RegistryFly, eaten at Applebee's, or flown on American Airlines, then they haven't lost; they just didn't win. Yet.
      I am not sure how not buying a Hummer or a Land Rover is a victory for Hummer. Hummer spent millions of dollars to encourage the viewers to buy a Hummer.

      I doubt anyone in the boardroom at Hummer is saying, "sure we didn't generate any Hummer sales but at least none of those pricks are buying Land Rovers! Money well spent!"

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    23. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by dpreston · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The fact that you just named all those BRAND names off the top of your head just told me they did a great job. They're not trying to sell their product to you, they're trying to brand their name/product/etc.

    24. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by CortoMaltese · · Score: 1

      Well, being in Europe, I didn't see any of the ads either. But considering that the game started here at about 1:00 in the morning, I don't think they could've measured any significant brain responses anyway. Zzzzz.

    25. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by iapetus · · Score: 1

      Oh, well if the majority of people in an ESPN poll believed it, then it must have been true.

      Which of those questionable penalties would you say were actually bad calls? The blatant and unnecessary pushing off in the endzone directly in front of an official? No question about that one in my mind. The hold that prevented Hasselbeck from becoming extremely closely acquainted with the ground before he threw the ball? Seemed cut and dry to me. Would these calls always be made? Probably not, but you've got to be prepared for them to go against you, and you've got to be able to come back from them. The Seahawks failed miserably to do this.

      As for the Roethlisberger TD, that was by no means a clear call either way. I've seen frame-by-frame analysis since the game that claims to show the ball crossing the plane - not at the end of the play when he's already down and pushes the ball forwards, which seems to be what most people are complaining about, but in the initial lunge before he's pushed back. The decision not to overturn the call was 100% correct, and would have been 100% correct whichever way the call had gone - there was clearly not incontrovertible evidence to make the call either way. Even if it hadn't been called a touchdown, the Steelers had another down and were planning to use it - I have very little doubt that they'd have scored anyway had the decision gone against them.

      Now, if you want a game where the refs did seem overly involved in attempting to determine the result, how about the Steelers against the Colts, where the league actually took the rare step of admitting one of the calls was actually wrong?

      Disclaimer: I am a fan of neither the Steelers nor the Seahawks, but the one team that beat them both in the regular season. :)

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    26. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      So how do you explain the play calling in the Pittsburgh-Indy game?

    27. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      American Football is a sport ? I thought it was just a bunch of big jesses standing around in body armour for hours on end. Rugby is a sport.

    28. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Sort of. I remember Bud ads from a decade ago (hell, I remember Rainier ads from when I was a kid), yet I still feel that drinking Bud is like having a robot piss in my mouth. They can't spend enough to get past the fact that it's just bad beer.

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    29. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by mdfst13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "the qb getting tackled on the 1 yard line and them calling it a TD comes to mind"

      Dude, if you watch the play, it's obvious that his arm crossed the goal plane (it's not a line, since it sticks up into space). He was no where near the 1 yard line. If the ball was short of the goal, it was short by less than an inch.

      Part of the problem is that the refs were actually bending over backwards trying to *avoid* penalizing Seattle. For example, Locklear was called for two holds, but actually committed ten. Why was he only called twice? Because most of his holds didn't affect the play, so they warned him instead. Seattle happened to get a big play on one of the times they called him for holding, but at the time of the call that wasn't known. Further, if he hadn't pulled Haggans down from behind, Haggans would have sacked Hasselback before the pass, which would have negated the big play anyway.

      There was a pretty complete discussion of this at http://www.footballoutsiders.com/2006/02/09/rambli ngs/every-play-counts/3640/

      The refs really didn't call this game any differently than they call any other game. They don't like calling holding, as it happens on most plays and can devastate an offense when called on third down. They warned Locklear on the third downs (except for the first one) and evened up by calling him on first down.

    30. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      They're not trying to sell their product to you, they're trying to brand their name/product/etc.

      That is very true. However, I use commercials as a list of who not to buy from. As I have said in postings in the past I don't watch many commercials. In fact, I go out of my way to avoid watching/listening/reading any commercial whether it be on tv, radio or in print.

      That said, there are two companies in particular who advertise in my area who I will never, ever, even if they are the only two companies of their type within a 1000 miles of me, buy from. I know their names very well but their commercials are so obnoxious that in the case of one, all I need to hear is a fraction of a word of their radio ad and I change the station. The other is a tv ad and when I see that horrendous womans face I change the channel or hit mute.

      Just because people know the advertisers doesn't mean anything. Brand recognition without accompanying sales is simply wasted money.

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    31. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      Part of the problem is that the refs were actually bending over backwards trying to *avoid* penalizing Seattle

      You must have watched a different game, or you're from PA. That 'bending over backwards' cost Seattle 2 TDs and 161 yards. The game I saw Pittsburgh was outplayed in every category except officiating. Less yards, less first downs, less time of possesion, more turnovers. The great Stealer defense gave up almost 400 yards. The officiating kept the Steelers in the game, dispite them being outplayed. Lucky for them they had a 12th man wearing stripes every time they were defending in the red zone. Even that pinhead Madden pointed this out. The only thing they had going for them was officiating

      Officiating in the NFL is either terrible or tainted. My personal opinion was that ths game was thrown. Maybe they wanted to give Bettis (who wasn't even a factor in the game) the ring, who knows. And the Steeler fans that are apologists now, were screaming blody murder in the Indy game (and with good reason).

    32. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      There was not so much a problem of referies trowing this specific game, but more of the game in general being so abitrary that I really wonder why anyone except lawyer still watch that sport!

      More: http://www.aigarius.com/2006/02/08/superballbowl.h tml

    33. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      It sucked, but the worst thing was that it didn't suck uniformly. When one team gets all the crappy or borderline calls against them, it is a tainted game, no matter who you wanted to win.

      Steelers got the calls because they forced the action. The push off in the end zone gave enough of an advantage to the receiver that he was able to create space and catch the ball. In other words, the good play of the defender created the incentive for the Seahawk to commit a penalty. He got caught because he was foolish enough to do it right in front of the official.

      The hold called late in the game changed the outcome of the play because the Steeler linebacker had beaten the blocker and would have sacked the quarterback without the hold. That is the reason why "holding" is a penalty in the first place, to prevent such outcomes.

      I would be curious to hear whether anyone has documented Steeler receivers during the SuperBowl pushing off to get open and not getting called, or a Steeler blocker holding a pass rusher who had an otherwise clear path to sacking the quarterback and not getting called.

      The Rothlisberger touchdown call was just plain correct. Not just "not enough evidence to overrule", the replay clearly shows part of the ball breaking part of the plane of the endzone, the rulebook definition of a touchdown. Google around and you'll find still shots with superimposed vertical lines clearly demonstrating this.

      The Hasselback no contact block was a flat out blown call (dumb rule regardless, Hasselback never contacted anyone). And Porter horsetackled Alexander. Those two were blown calls, but the first 3 were clearly correct.

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    34. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1
      I drink beer only once or twice a year when tailgating.


      Jeez, not only do you have bad driving habits, you do it DUI. MADD would like to have a word with you!
    35. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Destoo · · Score: 1

      Actually, Starchoice doesn't black out the american channels. We get the right feed.

      What the CRTC does is ALLOW the distributer some "channel substitution" during similar programs. When they say similar, they mean 90%+ content similar. It's a "right", not a law or an obligation.

      Superbowl Ads, Harry Potter "interstitial interviews", and I'm pretty sure many others, have all been replaced by the Canadian channel having the program.
      What I hate the most is when there's a channel substitution and they "forget" to switch it back to regular programming. Having to watch 10 minutes of "La Telenovela - Betty la Bruta" instead of the first 10 of "24" just because Seinfeld happened to play at both station in the previous timeslot was really crappy. The only thing you can do about stuff like that is report it to the CRTC. I did. Received an apology letter a few months after. Not much changed.

      None of that crap on Starchoice, and I'm pretty sure other canadian distributors. Vote with your money, I guess.. So that's two things.

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    36. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      Pittsburgh livin', Terrible Towl swingin', Black n' Gold wearin', Stiller fool,

      Ah, I am thrilled to see another member of the club! Although you should receive a few demerits for not including "Iron City Drinkin'" in your list...

    37. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by georgewad · · Score: 1

      Personally, I can't fault a man for not citing Iron City Beer.
      Which is aweful.
      They used to make a Golden Lager, which was passable, and IIRC, they're the local franchise for brewing Sam Adams, which isn't bad...
      Interesting fact, er, claim, in the 80s, SAE at Carnegie Mellon was listed as the third largest single purchaser of Iron City in Pittsburgh, after Three Rivers and the Civic Arena. Don't know if it was true or not, but certanly plausable.

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    38. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by stonecypher · · Score: 2

      No way. The fedex caveman commercial and the magic fridge commercial were both awesome.

      That every single other commercial sucked in a way that people from the 1950s would have been embarrassed to watch is, um, mostly coincidental.

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    39. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by OrangeTrafficCone · · Score: 1

      Only eaten there because they offer a WeightWatchers-based menu for some stuff... spending too much time reading /.

    40. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Ah, I am thrilled to see another member of the club! Although you should receive a few demerits for not including "Iron City Drinkin'" in your list...

      Couldn't decide between that and Rolling Rock (what Mahrn drinks now).

      Go Stillers! 'n'at.
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    41. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      None. I prefer ales over lagers.

    42. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by njwashor · · Score: 1

      No, no. Tom Brady won it. He had that game from the coin toss on.

    43. Re:Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      they're the local franchise for brewing Sam Adams

      I think they lost that contract. Which may partially explain why that brewery is one step ahead of the bankrupcy court.

  3. Huh? by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Considering the quantity of empty calories and assorted forms of alcohol consumed during normal SuperBowl viewing, I'm amazed they find any brain activity at all.

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    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The body is very resilient, instead of just dropping dead it makes its pain known by bashing heads, and yelling, while continuing to show everyone around that beer is bad, by drinking more. Sadly, this is normally seen as normal at such events, so the cries of pain go unnoticed exept by the beer sellers, who gladely sell you more.

    2. Re:Huh? by famebait · · Score: 1

      Considering the quantity of empty calories and assorted forms of alcohol consumed during normal SuperBowl viewing,

      not to mention the fact that the viewers are watching sports...

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  4. Who Really Won The SuperBowl? by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Steelers?

    Do I get a prize if I guessed correctly?

    As for measuring "neural response", that doesn't necessarily translate into revenue for advertisers. I'm sure I had a strong neural response when really crappy ads came on. I'm sure I also had a strong neural response to certain beer ads, but that's not going to get them any money since I drink beer only once or twice a year when tailgating.

    There's far better ways for advertisers to measure the success of ad campaigns.

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  5. how about by dotpavan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    .. I would like to see the neural response of slashdotters while reading this article, and see if the UCLA team really got their message through :)

    1. Re:how about by 0m3gaMan · · Score: 1

      OMFG that was the most pedantic piece of gibberish I've tried to read in a long time. Too much for my ADD. Can somebody summarize it in one or two sentences?

  6. Why not both? by fuchsiawonder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a big jump in amygdala activity when the dinosaur crushes the caveman, as shown below. The scene looks funny and has been described as funny by lots of people, but your amygdala still perceives it as threatening, another example of disconnect between verbal reports on ads and brain activity while viewing the ads.

    See, I don't see how there's necessarily a disconnect. So what if there's a threatening image that resonates with a part of the brain? That doesn't mean it can't be funny. Part of being human is having multiple reactions to the same stimulus. Ever ridden a roller coaster? Thrilling and scary at the same time, at least to me. I don't see this as being a disconnect; it's different portions of my self reacting in different ways.

    That being said, the Burger King ad was awful.

    1. Re:Why not both? by Yunzil · · Score: 4, Informative
      There is a big jump in amygdala activity when the dinosaur crushes the caveman, as shown below. The scene looks funny and has been described as funny by lots of people, but your amygdala still perceives it as threatening, another example of disconnect between verbal reports on ads and brain activity while viewing the ads.


      I had a big jump in brain activity when I saw that, but it's because I was thinking, "Dinosaurs and humans lived millions of years apart, you idiots. >:("

    2. Re:Why not both? by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See, I don't see how there's necessarily a disconnect. So what if there's a threatening image that resonates with a part of the brain? That doesn't mean it can't be funny.

      In fact, they are intimately connected. Remember Mel Brooks' famous explanation of the difference between tragedy and comedy:

      If I stub my toe; that's tragedy.

      If you fall down a manhole and die; that's comedy.

      Perhaps the best joke expression of this the one that ends with the punchline:

      I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you.

      Comedy is a threatening situation that gets the other guy, not you, because he's a putz, and you're not, so you experience the vicarious superiority of having survived the threat. No threat, no sense of superiority, no comedy.

      KFG

    3. Re:Why not both? by Sebastian+Jansson · · Score: 1

      I can't say I agree. Doing stupid mistakes on your own can be quite funny, if nothing else, with some distance to the accident. When someone is really hurt, I think most people stops to find it funny. The difference in movies is that you know that no one was hurt.

      I fell when skiing in a steep slope the other day. I found it more entertaining than my friends seeing the accident. They were more concerned with my health. Personally I knew quite soon that I'd be ok. Obviously it isn't a definitive rule that it's funnier when other people get hurt.

    4. Re:Why not both? by kfg · · Score: 1

      When someone is really hurt, I think most people stops to find it funny.

      Perhaps, but people might surprise you.

      I found it more entertaining than my friends seeing the accident.

      Ah, but what about the strangers?

      The difference in movies is that you know that no one was hurt.

      Well we were talking within the context of film/stupid TV ads/jokes. There weren't really two campers and a bear. It's just a joke. No caveman actually got stomped by a dinosaur.

      Obviously it isn't a definitive rule that it's funnier when other people get hurt.

      "Threat" and "hurt" cover a broad range. For instance, the social faux pas, the basis of the greatest threat known to mankind, public speaking; and the basis of much humor, although you might want to go watch a Daffy Duck cartoon and think over your position.

      KFG

    5. Re:Why not both? by McWilde · · Score: 1

      A few years ago there was an online research project into humour. CNN has a story about the results here.

      Many European countries, such as France, Denmark and Belgium, displayed a penchant for off-beat surreal humour, while Americans and Canadians preferred jokes where there was a strong sense of superiority -- either because a character looks stupid or is made to look stupid by someone else.

      From your url I'm guessing you're Danish. From his explanation of what makes teh funny KFG is probably from North America.

      I would tend to agree with you on what constitues humour.

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    6. Re:Why not both? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I had a big jump in brain activity when I saw that, but it's because I was thinking, "Dinosaurs and humans lived millions of years apart, you idiots. >:("

      [KANSAS MODE ON]

      Of course dinosaurs and humans lived contemporaneously. The dinosaurs all got wiped out in the Flood, though. We've got rocks which have both human and dinosaur footprints in them, and they aren't fake at all, and they proove it! Why do you liberal atheists hate America so much?

      [KANSAS MODE OFF]

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    7. Re:Why not both? by Itchy+Rich · · Score: 1

      I had a big jump in brain activity when I saw that, but it's because I was thinking, "Dinosaurs and humans lived millions of years apart, you idiots.

      What makes you think that thought would cause a big jump in brain activity? If that jump occurred in the pedantry region of the brain I might be inclined to believe it, but otherwise I'd err on the side of brain activity being proportional to the sophistication of the process involved.

    8. Re:Why not both? by CFTM · · Score: 1

      I'm not a neuroscientist nor a psychologist nor anyone else who studies the nature of the mind. As someone who enjoys comedy, I would say that laughing is a product of our mechanisms to deal with the threat. There is ancedotal anthropological evidence that suggests that "a sense of humor" is very important in finding a mate for men[Look at any of those lists and sense of humour will be in the top three, I believe it's usually number one]. Why is that? Well my hypothesis would be because humor is a soci-survival mechanism developed in order to cope with tragedy. Women gravitate towards men who can find humor in tragedy because it was one of the methods that Homo sapiens as a speicies developed to survive all the random shit that happens to us.

    9. Re:Why not both? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      I'm actually heartened by just how much utter and complete bunk was in this study. The "Secret Fridge" ad didn't cause much of a reaction even though everyone remembers it? Maybe that doesn't mean that people don't know their own feelings and instad means that their metrics are completely screwed up. "Secret Fridge" was awesome and is only second in my mind to the "Hidden Bud" commercial.

      If this is the state of neuromarketing, then it's going to be a while before we have anything to fear from it.

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  7. Pop quiz by NiteShaed · · Score: 5, Funny

    The winner of the 2006 SuperBowl was:
    a) The Pittsburg Steelers
    b) The Seattle Seahawks
    c) Bud Light
    d) CowboyNeal

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    1. Re:Pop quiz by gbobeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      e). Da Bears, you insensitive clod!

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    2. Re:Pop quiz by boarder8925 · · Score: 1

      No, wait! You forgot breats as a choice!

    3. Re:Pop quiz by boarder8925 · · Score: 1

      No, wait! I meant you forgot breasts as a choice!

    4. Re:Pop quiz by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      a) The Pittsburg Steelers

      My inner Spelling Nazi would like to point out there is an "h" at the end of Pittsburgh.

    5. Re:Pop quiz by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      damn your spelling-nazi straigt to ell!

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  8. C. "I have no fucking clue" by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I couldn't tell you who won if my life depended on it, because I don't even know who was playing. I do know that it was played in Detroit, because I live in Michigan, and the local news media (even in other parts of the state) couldn't stop talking about that fact. I don't recall anyone mentioning the Lions, so I assume it was a couple other teams, but I don't follow basketball, so I couldn't name any off the top of my head.

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    1. Re:C. "I have no fucking clue" by Kaihaku · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think you missed the humor.

    2. Re:C. "I have no fucking clue" by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Duh!

      Everyone knows SuperBowl is a bowling competition... even us non-Americans.

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    3. Re:C. "I have no fucking clue" by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      It was not the Patriots, so who cares?

    4. Re:C. "I have no fucking clue" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I work in a casino marketing department and one of the girls in the office who is vastly more into sports than I am was asking me what the Steelers' colors were. WTF? Because I have a penis, I know about football? This country needs help.

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  9. Advertisers: Scum of the Earth by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    Advertisers and marketeers are the scum of the Earth

    Annoying. Yes. Bothersome. Yes. Scum of the Earth? They win out over child molesters, animal torturers, and Jim Jones?

    I know a few marketing folks, and most of them are decent human beings, just like you and me, trying to earn a buck. Plus, how do you propose to have commerce without advertising?

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    1. Re:Advertisers: Scum of the Earth by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Considering advertisements have basically taught me never to trust them, not much would change without them, except my favorite TV shows would be on 33% longer, the internet would be safer to surf (well, assuming haven't already migrated away from IE), etc, etc.

      Word of mouth is a perfectly good method. I've downloaded more than a few programs because people have recommended them to me. Firefox and Thunderbird. OpenOffice. Linux (not quite yet, too lazy to partition, but I'm getting there). mplayer. Apache Web Server. MySQL. The list goes on... granted, these are all free software packages I've mentioned, but then again I usually don't see ads for them anyways. :)

    2. Re:Advertisers: Scum of the Earth by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

      None of those use mentioned use Neuro-anal probes to get what they want. Not that they wouldn't, but we have to judge on actions rather than intent.

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    3. Re:Advertisers: Scum of the Earth by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      And child molesters, Jim Jones and animal torturers lose out to Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin, and the Taliban. Is your point the lowest of low is the standard for scum of the earth? You can be a nice guy and still be a total scumbag.

      Marketing people are generally scumbags, it doesn't matter if you like them or not. The problem isn't the concept of advertising, or advertising itself, the problem is the people that do this job.

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    4. Re:Advertisers: Scum of the Earth by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Why 33% longer?

      Why wouldn't they cut 30 min shows down to 20 mins and hour long shows down to 40 minutes?

      2 or 3 shows an hour, no advertising.

      It's dumb to expect longer shows. With more shows, they have more room for product placement. More product placement = more money.

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    5. Re:Advertisers: Scum of the Earth by L.Bob.Rife · · Score: 1

      my favorite TV shows would be on 33% longer, the internet would be safer to surf (well, assuming haven't already migrated away from IE), etc, etc.

      And you forgot to mention... you would have to pay for every tv show you watched, you would have to pay for most websites you visit, you would have to pay more for newspapers and magazines, etc etc.

      And conversely, you might pay less for some products which spend a great deal of advertising money. For instance, beer & insurance might go down in price some. But, many businesses would not go down in prices if you removed advertising. Businesses use advertising because it works, which is important to keep in mind. Advertising done properly generates revenue which is why you see it everywhere.

      (I hate most advertising too)

    6. Re:Advertisers: Scum of the Earth by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1

      Maybe convincing children that what they need to be happy are trips to McDonalds is a form of molestation.

      Further, what's the difference between Jim Jones and tobacco advertisers? They both used psychological manipulation to trick people into consuming poison. Is fast poison really worse than slow poison from an ethical standpoint?

      Keith

  10. They're talking about advertisers by TechnoGuyRob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since over half of us Slashdotters don't RTFA, keep in mind they're talking about who won in ADVERTISING.

    And I think I speak for all Slashdotters when I ask: ...what's a Super Bowl?

  11. Budweiser by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1

    They clearly won the beer competition. They bought up all the beer ad space to silence the competition.

    1. Re:Budweiser by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

      Somehow I don't think silencing the competition through advertisements makes you a winner. I think AC got it best towards silencing the competition in the business world: http://games.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=178330&c id=14786892. A solid product kills the competition ten-fold rather than advertising the hell out of it. A successful company shouldn't need to advertise heavily.

    2. Re:Budweiser by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I think AC got it best towards silencing the competition in the business world:

      That link is interesting, seeing how Nintendo's marketshare has gone down with every generation, whilst Sony and Microsoft, relative newcomers, have beaten them down into third place.

      A solid product kills the competition ten-fold rather than advertising the hell out of it.

      Does it fuck, most people don't even try out every product to decide what's best, they get what they see on TV and stick with it.

      A successful company shouldn't need to advertise heavily.

      Companies are successful BECAUSE they advertise heavily. Or do you think they spend all that money just for a laugh?

  12. Maybe we should comission a study like this... by beav007 · · Score: 1

    ...on advertising on slashdot.

    a) Pro-Microsoft ads on Slashdot suck
    b) Ads on Slashdot suck
    c) I didn't RTFA
    d) Aren't they all ads?

  13. whoopie by bicycleguy · · Score: 1

    Who really cares?

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    1. Re:whoopie by djdole · · Score: 1

      My thoughts EXACTLY.

  14. Re:Meanwhile at Network 23 by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

    Oh really, and how do you respond to reports regarding certain of the more sedentary, perpetual viewers? We want answers Mr. Grossman.

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  15. Yes, scum of the Earth. by TCQuad · · Score: 1

    They win out over child molesters, animal torturers, and Jim Jones?

    Well, you see, all those people are bad, but the bad things they do are to other people. Advertisers bother me.

    OK, OK, we can compromise. They're all scum.

  16. Of Course, There's The Other Option by MikeyTheK · · Score: 1

    After RTFA, especially the analysis of the FedEx ad, I am left with the following alternative hypothesis to the author - maybe it actually IS funny, and maybe the study doesn't really reveal what the author thinks it reveals. Of course, as usual, when someone wants to get up on their soapbox and look all clever and such they get complete lockbrain and ignore evidence that contradicts the hypothesis they are trying to support. Does this remind anyone of any other frequent topics on /.?

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    1. Re:Of Course, There's The Other Option by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      The author does not say that "Well they said it was funny, but they were really scared."

      Your amygdala is part of your limbic system. The most simple of your emotions come from here: FEar (fight or flight) and pleasure are all that I can think of. What ISN'T mentioned is if the higher-order brain areas are also activated - but I'd hypothesize that they are, since most people percieve it as funny. Your amygdala is still going to be activated - Just take a look at those fMRI photos, and look how small it is. Once your conscious, higher level brain areas, which are already attending to the commercial get the message from the amygdala that "Holy shit dude, THAT GUY JUST GOT CRUSHED BY A FUCKING HUGE THING!" you know that it's on a television, cavemen no longer exist, and neither do dinosaurs... so it's comical, not a threat.

      If that's not enough, I'd be willing to bet that even if YOU have decided that drugs are very very bad and should never be used, your limbic system is going to be telling you otherwise if you ever so much as tried something.

  17. Why is Pittsburg's 12th man wearing stripes? by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm not going to comment on the ref's, other than to state my opinion that they made quite a few more bad calls against Seattle than against whoever the other team was. But it always seems like the team I'm rooting for is getting picked on, so I'm going to just assume that it's not the refs, it's me. If only the rest of the sports fans out there could figure that out.

    I find the article interesting as much for the results as for the method. Like my opinion of the calling of the game, I had a different opinion of some of the commercials they mentioned specifically. Of course with a sample size of only 5, that's little surprise. I for one, don't even remember the "I'm going to Disneyland" commercial they ranked highly, but my favorite was the Fed Ex commercial which scored near the bottom in their study.

    Of course, it sounds like this was a proof of concept type study rather than a marketing analysis, so the actual rankings aren't really as important as having differentiable data (for the moment). But I do have to say, the study sounds very promising since it placed Burger Kings commercials at the bottom of the stack, where it belongs. I haven't been able to go near a Burger King since they started doing such weird crap on TV. For example: Women wearing Bavarian outfits pouring ranch dressing all over themselves from 5 gallon buckets...WTF, mate?

  18. Marketing by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 1

    If you are interested in the history of the public relations and marketing industry and the theory behind modern advertising, you should check out the English documentary "The Century of the Self". You can find a tracker at:

    http://www.chomskytorrents.org/TorrentDetails.php? TorrentID=911

    Freudian psychology has had more of an influence on advertisers then real science.

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  19. Mick Bagger vs. Lingerie Bowl by gr8whitesavage · · Score: 1
    Or, given that these areas are also premotor areas for mouth movements, it may represent the simulated action of drinking a beer elicited in viewers by the ad. Whatever it is, it seems a good brain response to the ad.
    We know which brain, rather than part of the brain, is running during the PPV half-time show Lingerie Bowl.
  20. Activity in the amygdala... by j3one · · Score: 1

    "There is a large increase in neural activity in the amygdala when the dinosaur crushes the caveman.

    Ya, its called the "oh snap! PwneD!!" factor...

    "Mirror neuron activity in the right posterior inferior frontal gyrus - indicating identification and empathy - while watching the Disney/NFL ad.

    mmmm, doubtfull but I will buy it... who did they study, a minni van salesman?

    "While actualy watching the game, many had markedly high neuron registry in the indontgive arats posterior area, as well as frontal cranium muscle spasms that included hand to forward scull whacking, and simultanious verbal cues, such as "Doh!"..."

    Belive it or not I made that last one up...

  21. Do they prove brain activity=purchases by fermion · · Score: 1
    First, if the purpose of a commercial is to get people to buy stuff, then the only way to measure the success of a commercial is to try to determine if the commercial increased actual sales, not if people were excited by the content. For instance, if a car company or department store wanted to promote a sale, the brain activity might not be so important. As long the consumer at some level realized a sale was going on, that would be enough.

    OTOH, the purpose of comercials on the super bowl and other self service events like the olympics might be quite different. In these cases the commercials are to link the product to the percieved excitement and cache of the event, thus building brand loyalty. This is no small matter, as store brands are subverting the brands,and brand premiums are not as high as they once were. As such, the commercial seem to best work when they provide a 'comic relief' to the tension of the event. In effect, the commercials are merely a short entertainment featuring the produc in question. If this is the case, then perhaps brain activity is relevent, if the brain activity reflects an appreciation for the gag, and not just an acknowledgement of the product. If the consumer appreates the commercial, then the consumer might be more willing to pay or utilize the brand.

    This was, IMHO, the big mistake made by the internet bust companies, and still is made today. Firms think that the because of a huge audience the superbowl in a good place to launch new products, and sometimes it does work, like the 1984 Mac ad. But it seems to me that within the context of the superbowl people want entertainment more that the pushing of new product, and the money would be better spent on more targeted ads. Sure the superbowl will insure that everyone knows your name, but it does not seem to mean that they will make any special effort to buy your producrt. If we are talking beer, they might grab a bud instead of a coors, but that does not mean they will make an effort to learn to use a computer to buy the pet supplies they can get almost as cheap down the street.

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  22. ok... by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This experiment measured reactions in people's brains as they viewed Super Bowl ads. What it didn't measure, however, was to what extent, if any, the ads changed people's recognition or feeling about the brands they were supposed to be selling.

    An ad could have left a big impact on a person, but done a very poor job of establishing/reinforcing its brand. It would have been more interesting to see an experiment trying to measure if the ads actually did what they were supposed to do.

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  23. They really think those ads appealed to the brain? by lowlypeon · · Score: 1

    Anybody who watched half the beer ads, or the ad for godaddy had to recognize that they were aiming a whole lot lower than the brain.

    Yep, they didn't generate activity in the frontal lobes. I'm sure the ad designers would be shocked

  24. So, What Constitutes a Good Advertisement. by midnightthunder · · Score: 1

    First an admission that I am not in the advertising business so what do I know ?

    Still, I should think that an advertisement that passes through the ether into the space between ones ears and then evaporates and is as forgetten aferwards as if it had never been shown at all, does not seem to me to be an effective ad.

    Product recognition, Brand recognition ? Maybe if the ad is run so many times that it is bludgeoned into the memory with the primary virtue of becoming an annoyance. Maybe then. Otherwise, not likely.

    So, what then ? How about an advertisment so creative, and with brand recognition so inextricably crafted into the entertainment that it literally BURNS its message into ones mind.

    Well then. Since the SuperBowl, which advertisement have you been remarking about to your friends ? Discussing perhaps the cleverness of it ? And how it hit your funnybone with its abrupt end ? Which ad, has all the dialogue in catchy well delivered gibberish which you remember in impressions and find eloquent despite that it is just jabbering ? Which ad has such out of place and outlandish subtitling that the entire premise is utterly and undeniably ridiculous ? Which ad do you actually look forward to seeing, even though you have seen it before ?

    Which One ?

    That one is the Winner, hands down.

  25. Surreal by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    define: surreal

    strange or bizarre.
    http://www.curriculumsupport.nsw.edu.au/litnumsite /Lie/glossary.html

    maybe I Should just turn off the computer and go for a walk

  26. Look at the pretty lights by Shimmer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Allow me to summarize this article for you all:

    We have no detailed understanding of how the brain works, but look at the pretty lights! Some areas of the brain light up for Commericial A and others light up for Commercial B. Wow! What does it mean? Maybe it means that we can predict behavior based on gross neural activation/deactivation patterns... but maybe it doesn't.

    Can we have some more funding now? And, say, I'm thirsty. Who's up for a beer?

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    1. Re:Look at the pretty lights by mrhartwig · · Score: 1
      You forgot part of the article. You need to include "People said one thing, but we think the pretty lights mean something else".

      So the "winners" seemed to be the researchers' preconcieved notions, not what the people *said* when interviewed. The whole experiment must have been done by middle management....

  27. hahaha by wwmedia · · Score: 1

    At least last year we got to see some BOOB on tele :)

    1. Re:hahaha by wwmedia · · Score: 1

      u right it was 2 years ago! im still in a state of shock :)

  28. Please explain... by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    Can someone please explain this to a non-American? I hate ads; as soon as they start I zap away (or more likely these days: I skip them), but this sounds like watching the ads during the Superbowl (I gather it's a big sport event?) is almost a bigger event than the Superbowl itself. What the hell?!?! Why would someone want to watch advertisements?

    1. Re:Please explain... by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

      Happy to oblige. It's all Steve Jobs' fault.

      Advertising during the Super Bowl was always pricey, since so many American eyeballs would end up following it (when their owners weren't getting beer or visiting the bathroom). But the mad advertising rush really didn't take off until January 1984, with Apple's "Big Brother" add, which aired once, and only once, during the first few minutes of the broadcast.

      That commercial was (and still is) considered one of the best ad campaigns of all time, despite its one lone airing. It's still breathtaking -- Ridley Scott directed it, in fact.

      Advertisers were soon spending outlandish sums of money on producing enthralling eye-candy, and paying hefty sums to American TV networks for the air time (up to $2 million per minute, the last time I checked).

      The odd thing these days is that because of the slickness of the ads and the decline in quality of the football being played (especially during this last Super Bowl -- pee-yew!), quite a few people watch the "game" for the commercials alone.

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  29. Who really won... by creative_Righter · · Score: 1

    The Seahawks.

  30. In Germany, there were no commercials, ugh! by ami-in-hamburg · · Score: 1

    I live in Germany and took Monday off so that I could stay up to watch the game in the middle of the night.

    What I thought was kindof interesting, is that the broadcast of the game here was American commercial free. What they did was run spots promoting the carrying network instead, but no commercials.

    Kindof too bad. The Superbowl commercials are usually pretty good.

    Oh well!

  31. Obviously it was the researchers by Dekortage · · Score: 1

    Clearly it was the researchers who won. They get a bunch of press over the some expensive advertisements paid for by other people. Very smart, those research people.

    I'm not a fan of American football (as opposed to soccer, which the rest of the world calls football), but SuperBowl parties are generally worth attending. So my wife and I went to one. We walked in and asked, "So who do you think will win -- the Knicks or the Blue Jays?"

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  32. I've got my new .sig! by Halo- · · Score: 1
    There is a large increase in neural activity in the amygdala when the dinosaur crushes the caveman.

    Fantastic!

  33. Don't forget surreal humor. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Comedy is a threatening situation that gets the other guy, not you, because he's a putz, and you're not, so you experience the vicarious superiority of having survived the threat. No threat, no sense of superiority, no comedy.

    A response to the first guy to respond to you brings up the study that I wanted to bring up that mentions that this is the kind of humor most appreciate by my fellow Americans and by Canadians, but there are other kinds of humor out there.

    Humor that comes from reacting to very confusing and wrong stimuli is another type, which is a roundabout way of describing surrealist humor. Here's the joke that some Europeans found most funny:

    Q1: "Why do ducks have flat feet?"
    A1: "To stamp out fires."
    Q2: "Why do elephants have flat feet?"
    A2: "To stamp out burning ducks."

    Never forget that there's also the *cough* fine art of the pun. Puns are another expression of humor generated by causing your brain to fire in ways that it normally wouldn't. My absolute favorite form of comedy -- escalation humor -- is about taking a situation and making it progressively more and more screwed up and incongruous by adding comments about the situation. Surreal humor is the core of why Monty Python and Douglas Adams are funny.

    Also, as an aside, I think you're missing a vital element of humor found in the suffering of others. A lot of comedy can be found in things that are absolutely not the fault of the victim because we can empathize with them not just because we think they deserve it. An example would be the FedEx caveman commercial. The guy is fired for not fulfilling a boss's impossible demands. It's funny because we've all been there to some degree (and because of the surreal nature of the boss requiring something that doesn't yet exist).

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    1. Re:Don't forget surreal humor. by kfg · · Score: 1

      A response to the first guy to respond to you brings up the study that I wanted to bring up that mentions that this is the kind of humor most appreciate by my fellow Americans and by Canadians, but there are other kinds of humor out there.

      Of course, but I was talking in the context of a caveman getting stomped on by a dinosaur and the perception of threat to the viewer and how that relates to comedy. I was not trying to define all of comedy.

      The broad definition of comedy is simply whatever makes you laugh.

      Here's the joke that some Europeans found most funny:

      "To stamp out burning ducks."

      One of my own all time favorites. Note that it involves flaming ducks getting stomped flat. No violence inherent in that system. No siree, Bob! This joke is, in fact, the very model for the caveman commercial.

      Whereas the bear joke contains no actual violence at all. It's funny because of the way way it twists the normal perception of the threatening situation. It becomes even funnier when you get down to the meta level of the joke and realize it isn't doing anything but speaking an eternal verity of life. A really good lock on your front door doesn't keep the burgler from getting in. It just makes your neighbor a more attractive target.

      A better example would have been Shaw's observation that England and America were two nations seperated by a common language. That one's a hoot.

      Surreal humor is the core of why Monty Python and Douglas Adams are funny.

      Ford Prefect was the perfect putz. Take the putz out and the material isn't funny anymore. Note also that what escalates is the threat to Prefect. What Adams was particularly good at was the creation, release and recreation of tension. He escalates from the worst possible scenario, resolves it, then shows that Ford is incongrously worse off than before.

      His house is coming to an end, but that's ok, because his house doesn't matter. . .because the world is coming to an end, but that's ok because at least he himself survives, but that means he is subjected to Vogon poetry. . . ad infinitum.

      The model for Adams, by the way, is Dickens.

      The guy is fired for not fulfilling a boss's impossible demands. It's funny because we've all been there to some degree (and because of the surreal nature of the boss requiring something that doesn't yet exist).

      No, because we've all been there makes it tragedy. Tragedy relies on empathy. We've all stubbed our toes. What we do when we watch tragedy is vicarioulsy feel bad for ourselves.

      What makes the bit funny is the caveman's reaction, the delivery of the joke, letting us know to react to him as a putz. If the caveman had simply looked at his boss and said, "Ya know? Yer a fuckin' putz" there would have been no comedy. Getting fired, of course, is a major threat and hurt in today's world. Far moreso than getting stomped by a dinosaur. People have killed themselves over it.

      KFG

  34. The biggest winner of the Superbowl... by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

    ...is the person who said "screw football" and did something else! Bah football!

  35. Who won? by hkb · · Score: 1

    I don't know who won the Super Bowl, or even who played. But!

    I can tell you who doesn't care: me.

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  36. Is that still on? by Lxy · · Score: 1

    Superbowl? Didn't know they were still running that. Figured everyone was watching Daytona 500 now.

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  37. A World Without Push Advertising by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    I know a few marketing folks, and most of them are decent human beings, just like you and me, trying to earn a buck.

    So are many used car salesmen.
    So are many telemarketers.
    So are many spammers.

    What you do to make that buck and how you drain small bits of strangers lives matters more to me than how you treat your friends. The argument of "just trying to make a buck" has never held any water with me since drug dealers, pimps, and lobbyists are all "just trying to make a buck."

    Marketing is not an inherently evil profession, but it has a lot of nasty excesses that involve deceit and forcing yourself into people's lives. Neuromarketing however, has evil written all over it. The whole goal of neuromarketing is to use psychology to figure out how to sell goods and impress brands on people by bypassing the reasoning centers of the brain as much as possible. They want to make sure that you subconsciously need a good that you wouldn't have cared for previously. It's an attempt at circumventing the security protections of conscious thought via "exploits" for the legacy systems in our mind. The goal of neuromarketing is nothing less than mass brainwashing for money.

    Plus, how do you propose to have commerce without advertising?

    With no advertising at all? You probably couldn't.

    However, what most people think of when they say the word "marketing" with a sneer could easily be done without. It would require a change in law since advertising is currently the "local maxima" for the free market. People wouldn't do it if it didn't get results, and the social costs of out of control advertising are externalities that the free market forces businesses not to deal with.

    Envision a world of "Pull Advertising," where companies register with information services (like catalogues or the WWW) and customers looking for a good or service go to search for it from information brokers instead of having it shoved in their face. Services would exist for helping people find goods in areas where they are not experts, and with the WWW reviews of goods become available.

    No more junk mail of phone solicitations. No more billboards. Shopping plazas that look good instead of being a garish mismatch of "look at me!" storefronts. TV and radio without interruption. Kids that eat healthy instead of jumping up and down screaming for whatever candy, soda, or fast food they saw on their kids cartoon. You'd be able to live your life your own way without frenzied consumer culture dictating to everyone how you should live it instead.

    This would require three things:
    1) Laws deterring push advertising (like DNC lists, city beautification ordinances, etc.)
    2) Efficient goods search services
    3) Laws or other forces preventing paid-for preferred placing

    This world has several downsides.

    The first and foremost is the death of a lot of industries. Take radio, for instance. From a consumer standpoint, a single radio station is a public good. You can't stop people from listening. From a radio station's viewpoint, though, the ears of the listeners is a private good that is sold to advertisers and music companies (which is why a lot of radio sucks). With that market gone, conventional radio vanishes in favor of not-for-profit radio like NPR & college radio and scrambled radio like Sirius & XM.

    This brings up the second disadvantage. This world makes certain goods a lot more expensive. TV & radio are once again examples. Many public services get a lot of their revenue from advertising. Public transportation is the most obvious, but school systems and even police departments have signed deals to cover the cost of operations by selling out. This pushes certain goods out of the price range of the poor and means a raise in taxes in some situations.

    (On the other hand a lot of goods would become drastically cheaper. Pharmaceutical and food industries spend a massive chunk of their budgets on advertising t

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  38. Amygdala by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    What I find most interesting is that watching a computer animation of a caveman being stomped by a giant dinosaur foot still fires off the "threat-detector" in the amygdala. It would be interesting to see what happens in the amygdala in response to even less realistic "violence," say a Road Runner cartoon.

    Does slapstick humor require amygdala activation to be funny?

  39. More ad research by bahgheera · · Score: 1

    It won't be too long now before we start seeing blipverts.

  40. You rattled off a list of ad-supported sources! by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    Word of mouth, review websites/magazines, and even general newsy outlets like papers and slashdot.

    Magazines survive because of advertising in their pages. Take away ads, and be prepared to pay a lot more for the latest issue of your favorite mag.

    Websites are either supported by subscription fees (rare) or by advertising.

    Newspapers generate almost all of their revenue from advertising. Take a look at the classifieds, job ads, home listings, and inserts the next time you pick up the Sunday paper.

    You've seen those funny looking boxes with corporate logos at the top of Slashdot stories, right?

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