UK Demands Sourcecode for Strike Fighters
An anonymous reader writes ""The UK has warned America that it will cancel its £12bn order for the Joint Strike Fighter if the US does not hand over full access to the computer software code that controls the jets"
Lord Drayson, minister for defense procurement, told the The Daily Telegraph that the planes were useless without control of the software as they could effectively be "switched off" by the Americans without warning."
Well, that's completely reasonable (note the sarcasm). It's insane to believe that we're even trying to withhold the code. I mean, would you buy a tv from a neighbor if they kept the remote? Chances are they'd hit the mute halfway through a Farscape rerun.
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Gee, give us a few jets and we'll get right on writing Open Source Software for them...
Well after 1776 and 1812, can ya blame America for a little fail-safe? /tongue_in_cheek
"...as [the planes] could effectively be "switched off" by the Americans without warning."
:-)
I wouldn't want to be the pilot when that happens.
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America's reticence to hand over the source code has nothing to do with national security and everything to do with embarrassment. Why? The plane's control software in Visual Basic.
Maybe they'll post it on Sourceforge ;)
With all that code, they don't want to buy this plane and then find out that it'll cost them a SIGNIFICANT amount of money later down the road to integrate a new weapons system or sensor onto the aircraft. The US can't 'turn off the software', the software doesn't have a 'Windows Activation'-style system to tell it whether it can run the aircraft or not!
I wonder if India is insisting on the source code for the control software for the new nuclear reactors to be sold under the new nuke deal. If not America could switch off the reactor control at any time and nuke India without even having to launch missiles
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More info about the Joint Strike Fighter's navigation software here.
I don't think that the UK has ordered any JSF yet. What they did is pay part of the development costs, in return for the promise of a share of the industrial pie when the plane enters production. Their high level of financial participation was also supposed to buy them some input in the specification and some sharing of classified technologies, but the Americans largely didn't carry out that part of the deal, which has provoked transatlantic tension lately.
The JSF is supposed to equip the RNs future carrier ships around around 2015. However as a response to the US Congress looking at cancelation of plans for a Rolls-Royce engine equiped version of the JSF, the British have hinted that they could very well start developing a naval version of the Eurofighter Typhoon, or even consider the already operationnal naval version of the French Rafale.
If the USians are going to play this type of game, maybe we should buy from the Russians instead?
Australia bought French at least once (Mirage III) and the last two times we bought US (F111 and F18) we got totally done over. I don't know why we keep going back.
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Ultimately, this proves one point... you should never trust any group to do the right thing... not the US, not Google, or Microsoft, and it was foolish in this case that the UK trusted a US company (part of the US military industrial complex)... there should have been a demand for this openness in the contract and at the first sign of secrecy the UK should have threatened to stop payment.
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If there was a backdoor in the flight control software, I doubt it would help the UK if we gave them the source code because the backdoor would almost certainly be hidden very well. In fact, the backdoor could be in the compiler in which case they would not find anything in the source code. And they can't recompile the sourcecode with their own compiler because they would have to retest everything.
After the disasters that came with the F1-11 and the F-18, I'm astounded that Australia is -still- going back for another beating. I've got a brother-in-law who works with the F-18's and there's absolutely no end to the 'critical failures' that they're seeing. Given the technical 'superiority' of these JSF's, I'm expecting they'll barely get out of the maintainance hangers. I can't even see a tactical purpose for the JSF in this sun charred, massively open country.
To be fair, after a lot of overhauls and modifications the F1-11 actually turned out to be a good plane, the F-18 on the other hand...
Nice to see how much confidence we inspire in our closest allies.
Small wonder our enemies don't trust us.
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How do you know? Is it impossible to believe that the US government might want a safety net for modern weapons that deactivates them if they don't receive a signal targeted to the plane's serial number every hour while in flight, with said signal broadcast by satellites with worldwide coverage....GPS perhaps?
I'm a US citizen but not particularly a fan of how our government does business, but if I was in charge of hardware with such potential damage in the wrong hands, I'd insist on some sort of controls like that, even on what stays under US control. What if one of those nutjobs Americans who fought alongside the Taliban instead enlisted and become a pilot, and then flew off course on a mission in the Middle East and handed the plane over to Al Qaeda? Even if it needed special codes to make the weapons work the plane itself would be a pretty dandy weapon flying at Mach 3 into a nuclear aircraft carrier or Saudi oil refinery.
Well, the British military wants to have the source code to there software. I guess we the common folks should do the same and require our software to be open and free from what ever device the coporation have inserted into our software to control us.
Nic P.S Oh well I'm way too political for 12:45 pm. I should probably shut up.
Lockheed's chief scientist, Dr. Gaius Baltar, stated last Friday: "There is absolutely, I repeat, absolutely, no way that the Joint Strike Fighters could be shut down with a software instruction".
Aircraft have lifespans measured in decades.
It is inconceivable that a country would buy combat aircraft and expect to use its stock-standard factory installed avionics, weapons systems, sensors, etc. unmodified for 25 years.
Australia has been burnt badly in the past cost-wise with the F-111 and F/A-18 hornets with respect to the USA failing to even think about the transfer of necessary intellectual property that would allow our own contractors to take on upgrade projects.
Instead, we had to use expensive US defense contractors (Boeing? Honeywell? Raytheon? I forget).
AFAICT the F-111 turned out to be a nice plane, but keeping it and the hornets up-to-date could have been MUCH cheaper if the USA weren't arseholes about it all.
There goes our secret plan to take over England.
Drats. Foiled again.
When we could have had the vastly superior F-16 or F-15. It's not like we need the naval capabilities of the F-18.
The US is scrapping their Tomcats, maybe we should just pick some of those up on the cheap.
In any event, I think you will find the JSF program participation is more to do with the AUSFTA and related political maneuvering and less to do with any inherent characteristics of the plane.
Read Pynchon.
They don't absolutely need these planes to be V/STOL since they are to be used on their future, full-size carrier which, unlike their existing mini-carriers will be able to operate any kind of naval jet like F/A-18 or Rafale M provided they are fitted with a catapult.
The design of their future carriers is already supposed to be largely shared with that of France's second carrier which is supposed anyway to operate Rafales. So the decision to dump V/STOL would simplify things actually.
I can think of no real reason other than research and development for this attitued. The UK would need the source in order to develope new weapons systems, and to intergrate current weapons systems onto the aircraft.
Modern fighter/bomber aircraft are extensivly intergrated. The flight controls, the radar, navigation and cockpit displays all interact with each other in order to put munitions on target.
It is more likely that the UK wants to be able to develope new munitions without having to pay the USA in order to get a new weapon online. I can also understand that the Brits might not want to buy all of their munitions from the US when they can develope and manufature their own.
It is an entirely resonable request to make. F-18s F-16s F-4s are sold throughout the world, and even built under licence by foreign governments. I don't remember hearing that any of the software associated with those programs was being denied to the end user.
As long as you have the required diplomatic connections, a production license, and an end user certificate, it becomes your airplane. There may be some bs reason about the stealth technology but that is more hardware than soft ware.
I can't help but think that this is political posturing in order to get something else
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Having all the source code, and being able to trust it, is only one facet of what is needed. Unless you can trust the entire tool chain, all the code embodied in silicon, etc., you can not fully trust the system. This brings up an interesting issue. Systems are geting so complex, there is simply not enough time to audit them to build real trust.
"To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
Now that said, I personally don't get too worked up over others trying to call me American, but I do want to correct them. I actually like America... I lived in Missouri for 5 years (hence 'theshowmecanuck' for the 'show me' state), and wouldn't have stayed there that long if I didn't like it. But I am Canadian, not American. Mind you, there are some Canadians who forget the 'War of 1812' ended 192 years ago, and do get quite upset over being called American (or anything else American). I don't get it myself. We have differences, but who doesn't.
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OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
IMO, it is perfectly reasonable to demand the full source code for a critical system, such as a jet, where bugs could possibly kill people.
The bits on the bus go on and off... on and off... on and off...
Once the agreement for joint American-Japanese development was reached, Washington had a change of heart. It refused to give, to Tokyo, the source code for the fly-by-wire computer program that controls the flight of the F-16.
The following summarized the American hypocrisy in 1985.
1. Washington did not want Tokyo to develop its own, possibly superior, weapons system.
2. Once Tokyo agreed to work with the Americans on the weapons system, Washington wanted to ensure that Tokyo would not have access to critical technologies: e.g. fly-by-wire computer algorithms.
That attitude from the 1985 is alive and well in 2006 -- in the form of the current dispute between Washington and London. Washington seems to want its allies to be permanently dependent on American weapons technology.
What kind of BS is that?
Both London and Tokyo should ignore Washington's hypocritical position and should promptly lock Washington out of English and Japanese fighter-aircraft development. Once Washington sees that both the English and the Japanese can develop fighter aircraft that is actually superior to American jet fighters, then Washington will treat London and Tokyo as allies on equal footing.
Right now, Tokyo is deliberating on the fighter to replace its aging F-4 Phantoms. Hopefully, Tokyo will not succumb to American pressure and will design a 100% all-Japanese interceptor.
Let us not forget the lesson learned in the Falkland Islands incident. Britain demanded unlock codes for missiles that the French sold argentina.. brits disabled argentina's exocet missiles and all that.
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The issue is very valid. The question is twofold - Is the US willing to fully share ALL of our military technology with any other country during a period of relative peace (even as strong an ally as the UK), and what price are we willing to pay to keep our most advanced military capabilities to ourselves? Security vs. the budget. A military expert will say that it's stupid to spill all your secrets to ANYONE because mere knowledge of a capability is enough to allow an adversary (or potential adversary) to begin defeating that capability. A budget planner will say that without sharing the technology with partners who will share the program costs, we can't afford to build the hardware so those capabilities would remain purely theoretical (worthless).
Maybe it's better to do the basic research ourselves but not go that final step to building the hardware until we actually need to use it. This seems to happen a lot, holding back expensive upgrades and hardware purchases until a conflict kicks off, then funding/fielding the new stuff immediately as the budget expands when a conflict arises. But the JSF is such a massive project, it may not be possible to back-burner the program as a US-only effort. That means we may have to compromise some very unique capabilities in order to be able to actually field them ourselves. Tough choice.
Can't blame the JSF partners for playing hardball though... The JSF is almost entirely software driven as almost every single system is operated via a touch-screen interface instead of traditional switches, so not having the source code means that when something breaks, fixing it is somewhat more problematic than replacing a defective hardware switch. If you don't have the code, you have a really expensive flying Xbox that could quit working without warning and can't possibly be repaired.
You can't even replace busted hardware without the required software, because the hardware is all operated and tested via software. You can't just flip a switch to test the radar, because the switch is controlled by the computer which (should) report system status and troubleshooting data if it quits working.
A sensible approach would be to distribute an export version of the software, but I'm pretty sure that the original contract did not include parallel-but-equal lines of code development. To duplicate a multi-million-line codebase at this stage in the program would be cost prohibitive. You'd think they would have thought of this before... Like 15 years ago...
We could do like sendmail and have the version we have for the US fighters and the version we give to our partners.
GPL would actually work really well for the partner version. We already set terms in our contracts about who arms can be re-sold to or a right to first refusal. And GPL says you only have to reveal source to people you distribute to. If we hold partners to only releasing source to those they distribute to, the security through obscurity knobs are placated while the partners have an open codebase they can collectively hack on.
This helps everybody involved. Our partners can imporve upon their investment and more eyes fix bugs faster. And the hawks in the US can settle their nerves because they can choose to participate in the partner codebase yet still have their 'commercial' version to fall back on if they all of a sudden don't trust the open version.
The clincher of course is controlling who the planes and associated software are distribited to. You can't put a genie back in a bottle. But then again, if source being leaked breaks the security of your product... it was never secure to begin with.
"Let him go, Ralph. He knows what he's doing." --Otto Mann (simpsons)
absolutely sane thing to ask for
Its a weapon of war, so if your going to use it when it counts, and not just a few flybys at an air show, then your going to be at war. Who knows what state of war that will be, it could be a few sorties to bomb a wedding party or two, or it could be full nuclear MAD, lines of communication could be down, satellites down etc etc...
If you can't update an modify the software when you need it, those planes could be as good as craters in the runway.
You can take an example from the commercial world - I worked for startups which had to put their source code in escrow as part of pilot agreements with Fortune-100 companies.
So I don't think it's unreasonable or even extra-ordinary for the Brits to want the source too. Just prudent.
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if enemy.shot_down
cockpit_announce("Top Gun!");
kill_count += 1;
if kill_count > 5
cockpit_announce("Killing Spree!");
end
end
There are half a billion muslims of uncertain stability just to their north, and on hop further, a largish empire thats churning out killer machines at ever increasing rates.
The Ausies should pony up for a few hunter-killer subs while they're at it.
I'm cool like a fool in a swimming p-p-pfft-pool
From the article you link to:
... and Argentina did (after all) use Exocets to sink British ships. I don't necessarily blame them - we were at war with them, and killing them just as happily! But it caused a *lot* of anti-French feeling in the UK at the time.
As France had recently sold Super Entendard aircraft and Exocet missiles to Argentina, when war broke out there was still a French team in Argentina helping to fit out the Exocets and aircraft for Argintinean use. The French team continued to assist the Argentines throughout the war, in spite of the NATO embargo and official French government policy. [2]
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Physicists get Hadrons!
The U.S. is ditching all their F-15s and replacing them with F-18 SuperHornet
This is infact completely false. F-15Cs are being replaced by F-22s. At least that's the plan, but no one inside the airforce is convinced that's going to happen in the foreseeable future. The F-15Es (Strike Eagles) have not been scheduled to be replaced, at all.
The F-18 is a medium level fighter that's meant to be cheap and easy to maintain. It's accomplishes a unique mission, but it can't really touch the 15s and 16s as far as lethality is concerned.
This is a pretty common practice. At my job we are required to frequently go through quite a rigorous process to make sure nothing sensitive to U.S. national security makes it into exported source code. Actually delivering compilable source costs a lot extra, is specified in a contract, and comes with training and a compile/test environment.
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Well, I for one have no problems with the "convict" heritage - something rather unique if nothing else.
I'd love to see a lot of the US TV shows completely axed from our stations, sure it means we'd be left with little more than ABC SBS and Neighbours, oh well, not like that's a bad thing (okay, Neighbours we can axe too).
I don't have a problem with the US per`se (sure, I have problems with their behaviours and politics etc - but every country has issues), I have a problem with Australia trying to become the next state in the US.
We're Australia, we should be proud and happy of that.
I mean, be serious. Imagine there's a shutdown backdoor in the plane software (or whatever) that allows remote controlled shutdown. Key question: What if that code falls into enemy's hands?
And it WILL. No matter how tight security is, there are human beings who know the necessary details. Think it's hard for (insert terrorist group or anti-US government) to shell out enough money to convince someone to betray his country? They only need to find ONE person willing to trade patriotism for money. Take your average politician and it's even rather cheap.
Do you think the US government is stupid enough to let something like this happen? Ok, let me rephrase that question: Do you think a company who wants to make deals with the feds in the future would actually build something like that? Because one thing's for sure, even if the gov demands a backdoor in their planes, once it gets out (not if, when), who'll be the one to blame?
So the claim that they need to know if there's a backdoor is a frontend for the real threat: That they'll be forced to use US weapons and ammo on those planes, too, because they cannot adapt their tools of destruction to the controlling software without knowing how it works. And if you actually plan to do something with your shiny new military hardware other than showing it off, that's where the real costs are hiding.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
In the 1960's pressure from the US caused the cancellation of the british TSR-2 programme. The government cancelled the TSR-2 and ordered F-111's.. which were then cancelled a few years down the line. A total fiasco.
Similarly, all the plans and prototypes for the TSR-2 were destroyed.
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The plane without the software should be a lot cheaper too.
when everyone gives everything, then everyone everything will get
An F-15 could also probably kick the ass of an F-35, but it's hardly a fair comparison because the planes serve different purposes. Now, if you want to compare the SU-35 to the F-22 be my guest, but there's no mystery as to why a larger, heavier fighter can best a smaller, lighter one.
The CIA taught him. So blame the CIA and the US government. They specifically taught the "freedom fighters" the advantages of car bombs and the art of war of attrition. Bin Ladin is sort of the the American prodical son, who came back after all those years, ... except that he had a bomb in his pocket.
...the americans don't want anybody to discover that they've used chunks of GPL code
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As for the Russians, they can produce good airframes and decent powerplants, but they lack sophistication in the high-end electronics/software/sensors that pretty much make or break a combat aircraft today.
What worries most analysts is not so much the capability of Russia to produce an F-35 killer but rather what will happen if China/Russia/India combine to produce a joint stealth fighter project. The resulting machine could conceivably be better than the F-35 and capable of making up it's shortcomings vs. the F-22 by being cheaper to make and easyer to mass manufacture. The idea being that if you can't beat the F-22 technologically use the 'T-34 effect' to swamp forces using the F-22. Now Russia perhaps does not have the economic muscle to mass manufacture a stealth design in a big way but India and especially China do.
The only comparable jet to the F-35 is the Eurofighter platform, though the capability mix is different.
Purely in terms of electronics the Eurofighter is probably better than the F-35. The Trance 3 aircraft with all the frills including thrust-vectoring will be even better than the current Typhoons which lack a large portion of the Eurofighters potential feature set. Another thing is that he Eurofighter can supercruise which the F-35 AFAIK can't. The F-35 does have stealth and it is frequently clamied the Typhoon has none, which, according to one US source is due to an European ability to understand but inablitiy to implement Stealth technology. The first part is a half truth, the Typhoon has low observability features, which will probably lower its radar signature considerably but of course never quite as low as those of the F-22 especially. Also keep in mind that the F-35's stealth is compromized by an inability to carry weapons internally unlike the F-22. As for the European inabilty to produce Stealth designs, I find that claim to be funny. I would evaluate the Typhoon as being better the F-35 but not as good as the F-22.
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UK follows US like a dog follows its master since so long than they just deserve it. Perhaps one day they will realize that US is only playing its own game and uses others countries when needed.
Look at what happens with India, US is ready to give up Nuclear know hows to counterbalance China increasing power. Very good move indeed to avoid Nuke proliferation! And in few years they will screw Indians as well when they will realize they are also a very fast growing economic threat...
Nope, this may be partly the case, but it's actually because we didn't bother to train the pilots....
And apparently the ones the we did train now want to leave!
The economy has limped along over the last 6 years. IYR, When bush first came into office, they made some quick adjustments to how unemployment, and the economy is calculated. They said that it was a "truer" measure of the economic health. It was not. It was designed to make things look better than what it is. And BTW, there are pockets that do well, as in every econs (during a depression, forclosure experts boom relative to normal time). Housing is a good one that was doing good due to the very low interest. Most of the other segments that are not real estate or federal spending related related, have limped along. And with the high federal and trade deficits it is hard to believe that we will make it back to where we were say during the 80's, let alone what we had in the 90's.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
I wonder if the licence agreement has a clause stating that if you don't agree, you can return them for a full refund.
Maybe the UK could get money back for the fighters they have already bought.
He didn't say the economy was depressed, he said it was depressive.....
Travelling forward in time at a rate of 1 second per second.
Could be that us Brits are deeply uncomfortable with any deal involving the US at the moment.
The current US adminisration is deeply unpopular in Britian with almost everyone except Tony Blair.
Now Tony is on the way out the US is losing its British cheer leader.
None of the potential new leaders see any politcal adavantage in a "special" relationship with the US, to the extent that even a closer alliance with the hated French is the now prefered option.
Considering centuries of mutual hate and loathing there is between the Glorious subjects of her Brittanic Majesty and the unwashed garlic chewing frogs it is one of the great acheivments of the Bush dynasty to get the US rated below the French in British public perception.
Old COBOL programmers never die. They just code in C.
As well noted the US has a history of thieving other countries technology on the pretence that they're going to "share" the result. If I remember rightly (although I cant find any information to back this up) they asked to see alot of our development files on the Eurofighter, saw what brillient research we had done, and stole it to produce parts of the F22. Still if they share the source code on this maybe things will change. I wonder what its written in anyway!
So there's a bunch of Apaches in a shed and no-one wants to fly them? Errm... I'm up for it, where do I sign up? What are the hours?
A military expert will say that it's stupid to spill all your secrets to ANYONE because mere knowledge of a capability is enough to allow an adversary (or potential adversary) to begin defeating that capability.
Or an ally (or potential ally) to defend the shortcomings of your existing weapons technology. Like, for example, american-made rifles that can't hold up in sand.
I don't buy the whole secrecy-gives-you-a-bettery-military theory. I tend to think that secrecy allows contractors to be lazy, thus ensuring that when we really need it the military just isn't what we expect it to be.
Maybe it's better to do the basic research ourselves but not go that final step to building the hardware until we actually need to use it.
The problem is that ramp-up times are tough. If you need to send planes into North Korea next week, or Alabama by tomorrow, you need experienced pilots and ground crew. Not only that, but you need the planes to have already been built, rather being furiously glued together as fast as Northrup can go.
Usually the "panic response" of building up capabilities after a conflict begins is simply remorse over not having started earlier.
If you don't have the code, you have a really expensive flying Xbox that could quit working without warning and can't possibly be repaired.
Militaries tend to look at planes as an investment, and try to keep them running for years by upgrading their capabilities, finding alternative suppliers, etc. If you have the plane, you have, for example, the physical capability to modify it to work with any arbitrary weapons system you may want it to within reason. However, without source code the process of modifying the software to work with said additional capabilities is somewhere between dangerous and impossible.
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Apparently the pay is less than £60k a year, too, so the pilots are leaving!
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I understand that the UK negotiators say that the US administration is sympathetic to our case but that they don't think they could get the necessary waivers passed by Congress. Presumably Congress is worried we're going to use these aircraft to reconquer Ireland or something?
The article I was reading a few days ago said that it was the pentagon that was the problem. I guess the current situation allows the UK to ask for the codes if needed, and that it would certainly be granted, but that it takes something like 20 to 30 days for the request to go through. The royal navy/air force obviously feel like they need to be able to act faster than this. This is all completely ridiculous. I can't imagine why anyone in our government would want to withold any kind of military technology from the brits.
Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
in a documentary...
That parts of jet fighters that the US had sold to other countries can be controlled remotely. He claimed that the US could disable the fire control computer of an enemy jet fighter from a US AWACS for example. Anyone know any more about this?
I've also heard that a certain big American corp that makes lots of things, including crypto hardware, puts backdoors or weaknesses in their products to be sold to other countries. Why on Earth would nations like some of those in the middle east and other nations less friendly to the US, buy computerized military hardware from the US!? Seems crazy to me.
War crimes, torture, lies, illegal spying... Would someone give Bush a blowjob, already, so he can be impeached?
We are at peace with the Brits; We have always been at peace with the Brits. =)
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.... like most other european countries you are paying hefty taxes
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I'm wary of giving the Brits that code. This is the same government that bought Westinghouse, the private storehouse for American nuclear technology, and then turned around and sold it to Toshiba which is going to leverage the technology in China.
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Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
So, basically, you're suggesting the Gentoo Strike Fighter or GSF. If I read at least part of your intentions correctly, you imply that every foreign buyer should essentially:
emerge fighter-software
on every piece of imported equipment.
"Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things."
Always been at peace with the brits? Who was it that burned the Whitehouse around 1813.
the Brits
you mean Airstrip One.
I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
It's thanks to lovely things like ITAR that I can't even CALL CANADA to get tech support.
Like many defense companies, we make use of many Dy-4 products (now owned by Curtiss-Wright). The only problem? Dy-4 is a CANADIAN company.
So, in order to get tech support with Dy-4, I have to go through a specially-designated contact who has an export license for just this sort of thing. This wouldn't be a problem, except he is the only person with said export license, and has to serve all sorts of people.
I can't even EMAIL these people about a technical issue without someone holding my hand, even if I know it's not critical information.
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